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Check your pants pockets.

you bribe the gorilla with a Banana pie, and if that doesn't work, i'v heard of people pulling off Amazing feats of strength in immanent danger

NOW you should probably go back through the hole.

Ask the gorilla what the level requirement is for this dungeon.

Realize that the Gorilla just spoke. Proceed to flip the heck out.

Then, after regaining your sanity and losing your sense of logic, ask the Gorilla it's name.

Say "No Thanks" and immediately head for the exit you just left before this gets ugly. If he pursues, THEN take out a pie and pie his face, just like the Cartoons.

Yodel loudly while doodling on the gorilla sign (with your own spit) the words "TURN ME INTO SAUSAGES PLEASE" and then hold it(the sign) above your head while walking around.

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No thank you... Please. I begin running as fast as I can, knowing this was a trap. I pick up the iron pole I see on the way out. Noooo thank you.

What iron pole?

Quote from Hezetor»

Walk back from the hole.

Ah and why the symbol that represents CRYSTAL CONSTRUCT is the same one of Hyperion?

You don't have an answer for that.

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Say "No Thanks" and immediately head for the exit you just left before this gets ugly. If he pursues, THEN take out a pie and pie his face, just like the Cartoons.

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NOW you should probably go back through the hole.

You quickly decide that you've had enough of this creepy place and decide to head out. You run towards the hole in the wall that led you here, but you hear the gorilla shout behind you and turn your head to look.

you cannot run from me, jeff coleman! you brought yourself here, and it does not matter if you knew the consequences. what matters is that you are going to be my next meal, whether you like it or not. when i asked if you would care to see the inside of our meat locker, that was not a request. it was an order.

A massive CRYSTAL CONSTRUCT forms in the hole in the wall, filling it completely. That thing looks pretty strong... You don't think you're going to be able to break it any time soon! ...You then scream internally as you realize the gorilla knows your name.

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Put gorilla in inventory.

Even though your INVENTORY runs on HAMMERSPACE, it must be BELIEVABLE HAMMERSPACE! You can fit more things in your INVENTORY than you would be able to with just your pockets, but the things that go in your inventory must be things you could reasonably carry in a backpack or something. A heavy gorilla's way too big!

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Stand still and pretend you're invisible, because that totally didn't fall back there on the street.

we can all see you.

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I cut my hand for having pie.

PiE

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iii

You surely understand.

I will just need a coffin after loosing my hand for having PiEipeeeeiii which is pie..

You still don't think you should cut off your hand, even with your sound logic. Hands don't grow on trees!

Quote from Fseftr»

Check your pants pockets.

Your LEFT PANTS POCKET contains a SMARTPHONE. Your RIGHT PANTS POCKET contains a MINI COOKBOOK.

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you bribe the gorilla with a Banana pie, and if that doesn't work, i'v heard of people pulling off Amazing feats of strength in immanent danger

Falcon Punch OP

You take 1 PIE from your INVENTORY - a BANANA PIE - and present it to the gorilla in the hopes that he will eat it and be placated, promptly leaving you alone and avoiding a potentially dangerous scenario. The gorilla stares at the PIE and chuckles, not moving to take it.

your cuisine will not sway me, jeff coleman. the only thing i intend to eat is you.

Falcon Punch OP, indeed.

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Ask the gorilla what the level requirement is for this dungeon.

level requirements? i have never heard of such a thing. i am happy to eat anyone who wanders in here, regardless of their level. if they are too weak to handle me, so be it.

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Realize that the Gorilla just spoke. Proceed to flip the heck out.

Then, after regaining your sanity and losing your sense of logic, ask the Gorilla it's name.

You flail around as you suddenly realize that this gorilla is capable of perfect human speech, although you were already worried that he knew your name, which pretty much depends on him being able to speak, so whatever. This quickly subsides as you regain the ability to make sensible decisions. You ask the gorilla its name, but it doesn't respond.

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Yodel loudly while doodling on the gorilla sign (with your own spit) the words "TURN ME INTO SAUSAGES PLEASE" and then hold it(the sign) above your head while walking around.

You equip the GORILLA FACE (BUT NOT REALLY) POSTER and yodel while spitting onto the poster. The shameless display elicits a grunt of distaste from the gorilla, but he says nothing. He only watches you with anger. After a minute or two of this, you stop, feeling like you've shown the gorilla who's boss. You haven't, but I'm not about to tell you that.

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Equip the Gorilla Poster, and wear it as a mask. SURELY, YOU WILL FOOL SOMEONE THIS TIME.

...if that doesn't fool the Gorilla, go start throwing cards from your Melee Deck at him, while also combining the Empty Wallet, the Gorilla poster and a Pie to create the PIE-SMASHER (hammer), which you then promptly equip.

(It'd have a rod made of paper, a handle made from the wallet, and a head made from... a pie.)

you know, it was one thing when you shamelessly ripped that poster from my wall and wore it like some kind of child toy. and it was another when you doodled on it and yodeled. but now, you are trying to mock my beautiful form. you are a despicable creature, jeff coleman. i will enjoy cooking you alive.

Looks like that didn't fool him, so you're going to have to use PLAN B. You're not about to start throwing cards from your precious MELEE DECK at random, so you take the EMPTY WALLET, GORILLA FACE (BUT NOT REALLY) POSTER, and an APPLE PIE from your INVENTORY and combine them through SPIT and DETERMINATION to make THE PIE-SMASHER, a homemade hammer that should get the job done in a hurry. You equip it in your WEAPON SLOT. You have finally found a real WEAPON. The gorilla chuckles.

playing games now, are we? you are so bent to not be eaten that you have decided to assemble a hammer in front of me and fight for your life. cute. very cute. in fact, i might even label this as charming. or fun. yes, this looks like fun... let me try.

The gorilla's eyes materialize from shadow, radiating with purple energy. The power of PLANES ABOVE AND BELOW echo around him, resonating across the entire room. Unearthly light swirls around the gorilla's body, creating patterns and lighting the letters burned onto his chest. The gorilla makes a plea to whatever being is listening.

hiofomh rur, hobr upit dytrmhyj yp o. o vsm yrst fpem yjod omytifrt.

In a gap in the wall, a black orb gleams with devilish power. Tendrils of light swirl around it as its singular eye slowly opens, revealing an iris and a slit-like pupil that have seen more than any single human can ever know. The gorilla howls as he grows in stature, hunching over, and wings of darkness shriek from his back. He smiles a smile that shows no love, only teeth.

SO. YOU WANT TO FIGHT? LET US FIGHT.

You are accosted by the GORILLA.

> ...

Act, believe. Obtained Hope.

Smash the Pie Smasher into the gorrila's face. When some gets in his mouth, he might just realize how much tastier pies are than humans!

...Three things.

1. Attempt to grab that crystal construct. (and hammerspace it.)

2. If 1 succeeds, jump back out.

3. Regardless of any success/failure, toss that skull at the gorilla's eye. Also try to be someone else.

Fall down and pretend to be dead.

Then... You realize. He seems a lot like your brother. You call out his name.

>Jeff: Expend 3 Pie Filling and perform your signature technique: PIECRUSH

What's Piecrush? WHO KNOWS. It probably involves materializing a giant pie in front of you, then smashing it fowards, causing it to engulf your foe. Then you beat them senseless while they're stuck inside the pie.

Try To Smash The Hole With The Hammer To Get Out.

So. Many. Game references!

OT: Explain the Melee deck.

The gorilla just got real, indeed. STUPIDLY quickly, might I add. HRm, this doens't add up, actually...So soon? this looks nightmarish. Hence, there is but one reprieve from this.

1: Pinch thyself.

2: Upon failure to Pinch Thyself awake, accost Gorilla. Make sure to remember (DO NOT IMMEDIATELY EXECUTE) your trusty special move, the Moon Silence. Mooning they enemy into a surprised-formed paralysis has NEVER failed you (that we know of).

Uh,perhaps this would be the most prudent time to introduce how melee combat works?

If he realizes, I begin talking with him to try and calm him down. If not, I keep trying.

Stab.

With a hammer, yes.

Tell the gorilla that if he let's you go away you will bring 5 people in your place.