lets see, if the gorilla is dead (which it should be after the PIETHULHU encounter) you eat a HEARTY MEAT PIE, giving you the strength to Falcon Punch the CRYSTAL CONSTRUCT properly and escape
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Remove another Gorilla Meat Cylinder (1FT3) from the Gorilla, lacking any weapon other than your mysterious ability to remove flesh from attackers.
Wonder how the heck this is even remotely possible. That's a busy city street, SOMEONE has have to had noticed this at some point.
You gain another GORILLA MEAT CYLINDER. The GORILLA takes more damage.
the eyes of the populace tend to skip over our establishment. only those who have unwelcome fates or are close to deaths themselves can sense us... or those who are just foolish. i wonder, jeff coleman... which one are you?
Ask the gorilla how it even gets customers if the food is supposedly made from customers. After that, just tear another chunk of flesh out. And try to get your trusty hammer out of his head.
people are willing to make... donations. trusted people who i know will not spoil the secrets of our fine cuisine. my network of friends stretches across the entire world. look for those with the pink mark. or do not. either way, they will be found.
You gain another GORILLA MEAT CYLINDER. The GORILLA takes more damage.
You try to get the PIE-SMASHER from out of the GORILLA's head, but you fail! It's really stuck in there. At the very least, it's dealing slow and continual damage...
You gain another GORILLA MEAT CYLINDER. The GORILLA loses all his health!
A sizable portion of his chest and some of his face are completely torn away, revealing the inner workings of his body. Dying of shock, trauma, and blood loss, the GORILLA remains as still as he was when you first saw him. The PIE-SMASHER dislodges itself from his head and falls to the floor, clattering. You pick it up and stare the GORILLA down as he chuckles for the last time.
you will go far, jeff coleman. from this moment onwards, you have made a choice to kill. you love combat, do you not? of course you do. it is the "it" thing that all of your friends would do... if you had any. i know all about you, jeff coleman. i know everyone in this city. their lives. their secrets. what they do when they think no one is looking. but the eye is always watching. the thing in the wall of every house. it lurks and lingers, waiting. and watching. i wonder... what will you do when all eyes are on you...? ha. if only... i was there... to see...
...o fof ejsy o jsf yp fp...
The GORILLA falls apart.
Its body dissolves into a mound of liquidizing black fur and flesh, splattered with pink blood. It stains the ground with a dark color. The mystical energies you felt around you subside, and the orb in the wall deactivates. It looks like there's some LOOT in the GORILLA's... uh, corpse. If you care to investigate, that is.
you call upon the ancient chant Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Piethulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn to call upon the ancient one PIETHULHU! deity(god) of pies, and with his aid, you slay the Gorilla, before he returns to slumber
Jump on the Pie-Smasher to get it deeper into the gorilla's head! Or if you can score a finisher, proceed to perform your three-hour long special combo manuver, which mostly consists of you rapidly beating the gorilla with a hammer, even after he's long dead / KO'd.
Oh and if he has died by now then assess the PHAT LOOT.
You investigate the CORPSE... Ugh, this thing is so gross, you don't even want to touch it. It's all sticky, like maple syrup or something. You gain some LOOT, though: a MOUND OF DECAYING FLESH (it comes straight from the CORPSE itself), 457 MONIES (you put them in the WALLET portion of the PIE-CRUSHER; finally, some cash!), 3 COFFINS (if you've somehow forgotten, meat pies) and 5 ICKY SAUSAGES (you're NEVER going to eat these).
So you say that foots are not weapons people use against the ground?
Now I stop understanding people who like to walk.
Unless they use boots or shoes which are both weapons.))
Say to the gorrilla that he is not fighting seriously and that he should take his second form which have an infinite number of tentacles covering the entirety of the material and spiritual multiverse.
I will not speak right now of his third and fourth and fifth and sixth and seventh and eighth and ninth and tenth and eleventh and twelfth and thirteenth and fourteenth and fifteenth forms.
If he is dead, let's explore to the right room, hoping to find a delectable pie.
You walk to the MEAT LOCKER. The GORILLA said that this is where he was going to take you when he killed you, so you're not exactly sure what you'll find in here... You're prepared for the worst. (Un)fortunately, it's completely dark. You're going to need to power up the FLASHLIGHT again.
//How could this even happen? The gorilla is both dead/beaten and alive!
}
The room is pretty empty, aside from various bloodstains, scratches on the walls, and the giant orb in a hole in the wall. There's a counter at the far end of the room which you hopped over to get to the MEAT LOCKER DOOR. Next to that door is the SLAUGHTERHOUSE DOOR. You think you hear screams coming from the SLAUGHTERHOUSE. You're too scared to check.
lets see, if the gorilla is dead (which it should be after the PIETHULHU encounter) you eat a HEARTY MEAT PIE, giving you the strength to Falcon Punch the CRYSTAL CONSTRUCT properly and escape
Using your bare hands, dig out a hole in the floor and put the Decaying Flesh in it. Cover it up and smear pie over the hole in such a manner so it spells: "RIP gorilla. May nobody else find themselves in his meat locker, dead." Hey, we have to honor the dead or something.
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Pull out the Flashlight from your inventory / vomit it up from your Stomach. Then, PRESS FORTH into the Meat Locker with said flashlight, then look around.
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Take a moment to use LOGIC and reflect on everything that just recently happened whenever you have an opportunity.
Remember that you just saw a talking gorilla use supernatural powers, and consider if this might have any implications on your worldview that you need to eat PIE to fill the harsh emptiness of life.
Think about your own recent actions that went against your own survival interests, if AMNESIA or PLOT do not block you, then use LOGIC to come to any conclusions that could arise with your current level of intelligence.
Use LOGIC again while thinking about the gorilla's last words describing an all-seeing eye, a bit like the one you probably saw on those MONIES you just picked up, if they included a dollarbill, combined with the third eye the gorilla had in battle, and come to any conclusions you can. Since the gorilla literally spelled it out to you that some all-seeing eye in the wall of every house is watching your every move, it shouldn't be too hard.
If your memories include a certain drill-focused anime, make a connection with LOGIC to what this power of the Gorilla's that uses spinning vortexes of energy might be centered around.
Remember that the GORILLA's magical transformation started with light spiraling around a certain orb in the wall, which you have likely examined by now,use LOGIC to make a connection, if your intelligence is high enough.
"the eye is always watching. the thing in the wall of every house. it lurks and lingers, waiting. and watching."
+
"Big Obvious Orb in the wall seemingly crucial to the three-eyed gorilla's powers"=
The orb probably connects to the Eye, and there may be more orbs in the future. Future mobs using a power like the gorilla might have orbs of their own nearby too.
With LOGIC, conclude that you probably should have attacked that orb earlier in the fight with your pie hammer, as that quite probably was the gorilla's weak point. Or you should have hit the gorilla in his Third Eye, which could be another weak point. Too bad, you'll need to pay attention more in later fights against the inevitable random enemies that will try to kill you on your quest!
Realizing that the Gorilla has a Third Eye psychic ability of some kind and that he is a Gorilla....Laugh and shake in fear at the same time, knowing that you fought something similar to Gorilla Grodd, which you thought only existed in comics. Since you read comics, you probably know about Gorilla Grodd the villainous mind-controlling psychic gorilla,although you definitely never read Flash anywhere near as much as you read Hyperion.
If you still have a PIE available, eat one to regain any HP you are missing before continuing on to any new rooms. Take a practice swing or two with your PIE HAMMER to get more used to wielding it, in case you have to fight again in other rooms like the SLAUGHTERHOUSE you hear screams from or that MEAT LOCKER you are planning to check out.
Speaking of that Slaughterhouse, you should reconsider your choice of room entry if you haven't already rushed headlong into the MEAT LOCKER:'Illuminati confirmed Omniscient Grodd' just said you would go far, so you can probably save whatever damsel in distress is screaming in there. If you go to the MEAT LOCKER first, it might be too late for them! This could be your first oppurtunity to make at least a friend, it'll be wasted if she/he gets Slaughtered! You certainly don't want to smell another Corpse today, right? Get over there! If you want to be anything like HYPERION, your favorite comic book hero, you'll need to be noble and courageous! Running away like you always have doesn't fix things...
I don't think anybody is going to judge you for killing a demonic gorilla who is allegedly torturing and eating people, especially in a kill or be killed situation...
But, what does he mean about combat being the thing that people love to do? Is it nonsense or is this world currently in a really bad state?
After all we've done, we deserve a break! It doesn't matter where we are! Pull out a pie, and slowly and very loudly eat it, going as far as to chew with your mouth open for maximum enjoyment. Make sure to lean against a bunch of random walls when the pie is gone!
You examine the GIANT ORB in the wall before moving onward. The thing's pretty big, and it's lodged perfectly inside of the wall. You don't even think HAMMERSPACE can wrench the orb out! There are cracks surrounding its cavity and bloodstains all over it... You remember how the ORB opened up like an EYE earlier, powering the GORILLA's attacks... What is this thing? It looks dormant now, but... It CREEPS YOU OUT. Big time.
Using your bare hands, dig out a hole in the floor and put the Decaying Flesh in it. Cover it up and smear pie over the hole in such a manner so it spells: "RIP gorilla. May nobody else find themselves in his meat locker, dead." Hey, we have to honor the dead or something.
You laboriously and painfully dig a hole in the floor and deploy the MOUND OF DECAYING FLESH into it. It drips and plops its way into the hole, sizzling and bubbling like soup. It smells horrible, so you quickly cover it back up and smear a whole PIE onto it. Rest in pieces, GORILLA. Rest in pieces. The impromptu GRAVE is smeared with red and pink blood, and some bits of hair and flesh seem to be growing from it...? Ew. There's a lot of BLOOD and PIE SMEARS on your hands too.
you eat a BURNING HELLION PIE(what? we have to be creative here) which makes you glow with hell-fire (and makes you immune to fire)
you then enter the SLAUGHTER HOUSE in hopes of rescuing someone
You do not have a BURNING HELLION PIE!
Hey, the plan was to enter the MEAT LOCKER, not the SLAUGHTERHOUSE. And you sort of want to go away from the screaming. Screaming indicates BAD TIMES. UH-OH HOURS. THE ANTI-FUN. You know, things like that.
--this hurts, wow. You guess sawing off your hand was worth it now that you have this brand-new CRYSTAL CATASTROPHE waiting to be unleashed. Now you just need to head back to LETHE and--
What... just happened. You had some odd split-second vision of something, but it left you the instant you stopped touching the wall. Murmurs race through your head. Voices that don't belong to you. Your LEFT POINTER FINGER has a MAGENTA FINGERPRINT on it now. You have no idea what it means, and you don't know if you want to.
Take a moment to use LOGIC and reflect on everything that just recently happened whenever you have an opportunity.
Remember that you just saw a talking gorilla use supernatural powers, and consider if this might have any implications on your worldview that you need to eat PIE to fill the harsh emptiness of life.
Think about your own recent actions that went against your own survival interests, if AMNESIA or PLOT do not block you, then use LOGIC to come to any conclusions that could arise with your current level of intelligence.
Use LOGIC again while thinking about the gorilla's last words describing an all-seeing eye, a bit like the one you probably saw on those MONIES you just picked up, if they included a dollarbill, combined with the third eye the gorilla had in battle, and come to any conclusions you can. Since the gorilla literally spelled it out to you that some all-seeing eye in the wall of every house is watching your every move, it shouldn't be too hard.
If your memories include a certain drill-focused anime, make a connection with LOGIC to what this power of the Gorilla's that uses spinning vortexes of energy might be centered around.
Remember that the GORILLA's magical transformation started with light spiraling around a certain orb in the wall, which you have likely examined by now,use LOGIC to make a connection, if your intelligence is high enough.
"the eye is always watching. the thing in the wall of every house. it lurks and lingers, waiting. and watching."
+
"Big Obvious Orb in the wall seemingly crucial to the three-eyed gorilla's powers"=
The orb probably connects to the Eye, and there may be more orbs in the future. Future mobs using a power like the gorilla might have orbs of their own nearby too.
With LOGIC, conclude that you probably should have attacked that orb earlier in the fight with your pie hammer, as that quite probably was the gorilla's weak point. Or you should have hit the gorilla in his Third Eye, which could be another weak point. Too bad, you'll need to pay attention more in later fights against the inevitable random enemies that will try to kill you on your quest!
Realizing that the Gorilla has a Third Eye psychic ability of some kind and that he is a Gorilla....Laugh and shake in fear at the same time, knowing that you fought something similar to Gorilla Grodd, which you thought only existed in comics. Since you read comics, you probably know about Gorilla Grodd the villainous mind-controlling psychic gorilla,although you definitely never read Flash anywhere near as much as you read Hyperion.
If you still have a PIE available, eat one to regain any HP you are missing before continuing on to any new rooms. Take a practice swing or two with your PIE HAMMER to get more used to wielding it, in case you have to fight again in other rooms like the SLAUGHTERHOUSE you hear screams from or that MEAT LOCKER you are planning to check out.
Speaking of that Slaughterhouse, you should reconsider your choice of room entry if you haven't already rushed headlong into the MEAT LOCKER:'Illuminati confirmed Omniscient Grodd' just said you would go far, so you can probably save whatever damsel in distress is screaming in there. If you go to the MEAT LOCKER first, it might be too late for them! This could be your first oppurtunity to make at least a friend, it'll be wasted if she/he gets Slaughtered! You certainly don't want to smell another Corpse today, right? Get over there! If you want to be anything like HYPERION, your favorite comic book hero, you'll need to be noble and courageous! Running away like you always have doesn't fix things...
Seeing a TALKING GORILLA WITH SUPERNATURAL POWERS was pretty weird, make no mistake. In fact, you're pretty sure that under any normal circumstance, you'd be going insane with how stupid that fight just was. But in the realm of COMBAT, you learn to prepare for the unexpected. You learn to be quick on your feet and fast with your fists. You learn to be aware. You learn to be sharp. Be smart. Be resourceful. It's a tough life, living on THE STREETS. So it's a good thing you don't.
You guess fighting the GORILLA was against your SURVIVAL INTERESTS, but you were reasonably sure you could take him. You're pretty good with a MELEE DECK yourself, and you know the rules of COMBAT inside and out. The first rule, of course, being that all rules are subject to change at a moment's notice. COMBAT is never steadfast. It can always shuffle itself like the cards of a deck being handled by a gambling man, one who's had one too many to drink and is willing to blow all his money for an improbable gain. COMBAT is tricky. It's dangerous. But it's all up to the combatants to make sure it goes smoothly. Luck was on your side this time.
An ALL-SEEING EYE... MONIES don't have any such ALL-SEEING EYE! DOLLAR BILLS used to, back when those were in circulation. But those were phased out in favor of the highly superior form of currency you now use today. MONIES were pretty much the reason cheap and affordable HAMMERSPACE was invented. MONIES were designed to be put in a HAMMERSPACE WALLET so they could be easily stored and retrieved. It's revolutionized the storage of currency, and ROBBERIES are pretty much a thing of the past.
DOLLAR BILLS, though... You have to wonder about them. Supposedly, the old forms of currency - COINS AND BILLS - had imagery of PAST RULERS and OCCULT SYMBOLISM. Pyramids and presidents, white houses and white men... Never having seen an actual DOLLAR BILL yourself, you wouldn't be able to make any such connection.
Yeah, it was pretty obvious that the GORILLA's power came from THE ORB. And he did have a THIRD EYE burned into his body when he transformed. And he did refer to an EYE. And THE ORB did have an EYE when it was active, which was while the GORILLA was fighting you... And he did hold the EYE in some kind of high status, talking of those who had THE PINK MARK as if it was some kind of WEIRD CULT. Using all of these clues...
YOU COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE ORB COULD BE THE EYE OR RELATED TO IT, AND THERE MIGHT BE OTHER EYE-WORSHIPPING PEOPLE OUT THERE. Man, LOGIC never fails! It's nice when things work out like that!
SIDEQUEST UNLOCKED: SEMPER VIGILANTEM
Now you'll have to make sure to keep track of this whole EYE thing. Something weird is going on around here...
You don't even know if THE ORB is attackable at all! It could have been a hypothetical weak spot, though. You need to be more quick to catch those types of things! You also make the mental connection to GORILLA GRODD. ((I had him in mind, at least partially, while designing this encounter!))
You eat what was left of the PIE you used to make the GRAVE, fully restoring your HP. You experimentally swing the PIE-SMASHER, thinking about the debacle in the SLAUGHTERHOUSE. You've never liked screaming, or listening to any unpleasant sounds. You always want people to be HAPPY, you know? Go with the flow. Live every day to the fullest. And you take that philosophy to heart by being a lazy sack of crap and eating pie all day. Seriously, you've got it made. You don't need to worry about a thing. Except BILLS. And TAXES. And the JOB you don't have. And FOOD. And WATER. And REPLENISHING YOUR STOCK OF PIE.
...Now that you think about it, you've got a lot to worry about. But HYPERION... HYPERION really has it made. He's a superhero, a great one! You look up to him so much that when you look at him, you're looking backwards and you feel like your neck's about to break. HYPERION would never run from the face of danger. HYPERION would always stare at a threat head-on. And thinking about him now... You feel empowered. Brave? Sure of yourself? No. You feel DETERMINED.
After you finish exploring the MEAT LOCKER to find any hidden goodies that could help... You're going to think about heading into the SLAUGHTERHOUSE.
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I don't think anybody is going to judge you for killing a demonic gorilla who is allegedly torturing and eating people, especially in a kill or be killed situation...
But, what does he mean about combat being the thing that people love to do? Is it nonsense or is this world currently in a really bad state?
Neither! NON-LETHAL COMBAT is a well-regarded source of entertainment around the world. As long as you use ARTIFICAL HEALTH and ALMOST REAL ATTACKS, it's just like the real thing! ...Who are you kidding. It's not. Nothing beats the sense of carthasis that comes from REAL COMBAT. But REAL COMBAT's frowned upon. A lot. Because, usually, only one person comes out of it in a good shape.
After all we've done, we deserve a break! It doesn't matter where we are! Pull out a pie, and slowly and very loudly eat it, going as far as to chew with your mouth open for maximum enjoyment. Make sure to lean against a bunch of random walls when the pie is gone!
You take 1 PIE and start to shove it into your mouth, but...
Pull out the Flashlight from your inventory / vomit it up from your Stomach. Then, PRESS FORTH into the Meat Locker with said flashlight, then look around.
You once again activate the FLASHLIGHT. Its narrow beam of light shines down the hallway, reflecting various shapes on the walls stained with - what else? - dried blood. You hear hissing mechanical sounds that echo down the hallway's length. After a certain distance, the beam disappears into the darkness. Yeah. This hallway is really long.
What you can see of it is... odd. MEAT LOCKERS line the walls, each one made of a pink metal that you don't recognize and each one having a number pad on it, presumably to seal and/or open the LOCKERS. Some are covered with bloodstains, but you can only see a few pairs before they, too, disappear into the darkness. You can't tell if any of them are loose or open, and you hear no sounds coming from any of them. You see a LIGHT far off in the distance.
(I saw Force Awakens yesterday. WOW. That's all that I need to say)
Jump kick the hammer deeper into the Gorilla.
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BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
IF [gorilla HP = 0]{
examine(surroundings);
//Let's see what this place we're in has in it.
}
ELSE IF [gorilla HP > 0]{
run blam_pow_socko.exe
//Take that, you unholy abomination!
}
ELSE{
panic(crazymode)
//How could this even happen? The gorilla is both dead/beaten and alive!
}
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lets see, if the gorilla is dead (which it should be after the PIETHULHU encounter) you eat a HEARTY MEAT PIE, giving you the strength to Falcon Punch the CRYSTAL CONSTRUCT properly and escape
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You gain another GORILLA MEAT CYLINDER. The GORILLA takes more damage.
the eyes of the populace tend to skip over our establishment. only those who have unwelcome fates or are close to deaths themselves can sense us... or those who are just foolish. i wonder, jeff coleman... which one are you?
people are willing to make... donations. trusted people who i know will not spoil the secrets of our fine cuisine. my network of friends stretches across the entire world. look for those with the pink mark. or do not. either way, they will be found.
You gain another GORILLA MEAT CYLINDER. The GORILLA takes more damage.
You try to get the PIE-SMASHER from out of the GORILLA's head, but you fail! It's really stuck in there. At the very least, it's dealing slow and continual damage...
You gain another GORILLA MEAT CYLINDER. The GORILLA loses all his health!
A sizable portion of his chest and some of his face are completely torn away, revealing the inner workings of his body. Dying of shock, trauma, and blood loss, the GORILLA remains as still as he was when you first saw him. The PIE-SMASHER dislodges itself from his head and falls to the floor, clattering. You pick it up and stare the GORILLA down as he chuckles for the last time.
you will go far, jeff coleman. from this moment onwards, you have made a choice to kill. you love combat, do you not? of course you do. it is the "it" thing that all of your friends would do... if you had any. i know all about you, jeff coleman. i know everyone in this city. their lives. their secrets. what they do when they think no one is looking. but the eye is always watching. the thing in the wall of every house. it lurks and lingers, waiting. and watching. i wonder... what will you do when all eyes are on you...? ha. if only... i was there... to see...
...o fof ejsy o jsf yp fp...
The GORILLA falls apart.
Its body dissolves into a mound of liquidizing black fur and flesh, splattered with pink blood. It stains the ground with a dark color. The mystical energies you felt around you subside, and the orb in the wall deactivates. It looks like there's some LOOT in the GORILLA's... uh, corpse. If you care to investigate, that is.
You eat a BANANA PIE and gain +3 HP! You now have 6/7 HP.
You investigate the CORPSE... Ugh, this thing is so gross, you don't even want to touch it. It's all sticky, like maple syrup or something. You gain some LOOT, though: a MOUND OF DECAYING FLESH (it comes straight from the CORPSE itself), 457 MONIES (you put them in the WALLET portion of the PIE-CRUSHER; finally, some cash!), 3 COFFINS (if you've somehow forgotten, meat pies) and 5 ICKY SAUSAGES (you're NEVER going to eat these).
It's nice to have some space.
You hesitantly dance near the corpse, making sure to not actually touch it.
You walk to the MEAT LOCKER. The GORILLA said that this is where he was going to take you when he killed you, so you're not exactly sure what you'll find in here... You're prepared for the worst. (Un)fortunately, it's completely dark. You're going to need to power up the FLASHLIGHT again.
The CRYSTAL CONSTRUCT disappeared when the GORILLA died.
The room is pretty empty, aside from various bloodstains, scratches on the walls, and the giant orb in a hole in the wall. There's a counter at the far end of the room which you hopped over to get to the MEAT LOCKER DOOR. Next to that door is the SLAUGHTERHOUSE DOOR. You think you hear screams coming from the SLAUGHTERHOUSE. You're too scared to check.
Examine giant orb, take if possible.
Using your bare hands, dig out a hole in the floor and put the Decaying Flesh in it. Cover it up and smear pie over the hole in such a manner so it spells: "RIP gorilla. May nobody else find themselves in his meat locker, dead." Hey, we have to honor the dead or something.
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Pull out the Flashlight from your inventory / vomit it up from your Stomach. Then, PRESS FORTH into the Meat Locker with said flashlight, then look around.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
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Let's see the inventory and stats again. Let's put the sausages and the decaying flesh together, 4 sausages around the flesh, 1 sausage as the handle.
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you eat a BURNING HELLION PIE(what? we have to be creative here) which makes you glow with hell-fire (and makes you immune to fire)
you then enter the SLAUGHTER HOUSE in hopes of rescuing someone
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Take a moment to use LOGIC and reflect on everything that just recently happened whenever you have an opportunity.
Remember that you just saw a talking gorilla use supernatural powers, and consider if this might have any implications on your worldview that you need to eat PIE to fill the harsh emptiness of life.
Think about your own recent actions that went against your own survival interests, if AMNESIA or PLOT do not block you, then use LOGIC to come to any conclusions that could arise with your current level of intelligence.
Use LOGIC again while thinking about the gorilla's last words describing an all-seeing eye, a bit like the one you probably saw on those MONIES you just picked up, if they included a dollarbill, combined with the third eye the gorilla had in battle, and come to any conclusions you can. Since the gorilla literally spelled it out to you that some all-seeing eye in the wall of every house is watching your every move, it shouldn't be too hard.
If your memories include a certain drill-focused anime, make a connection with LOGIC to what this power of the Gorilla's that uses spinning vortexes of energy might be centered around.
Remember that the GORILLA's magical transformation started with light spiraling around a certain orb in the wall, which you have likely examined by now,use LOGIC to make a connection, if your intelligence is high enough.
"the eye is always watching. the thing in the wall of every house. it lurks and lingers, waiting. and watching."
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"Big Obvious Orb in the wall seemingly crucial to the three-eyed gorilla's powers"=
The orb probably connects to the Eye, and there may be more orbs in the future. Future mobs using a power like the gorilla might have orbs of their own nearby too.
With LOGIC, conclude that you probably should have attacked that orb earlier in the fight with your pie hammer, as that quite probably was the gorilla's weak point. Or you should have hit the gorilla in his Third Eye, which could be another weak point. Too bad, you'll need to pay attention more in later fights against the inevitable random enemies that will try to kill you on your quest!
Realizing that the Gorilla has a Third Eye psychic ability of some kind and that he is a Gorilla....Laugh and shake in fear at the same time, knowing that you fought something similar to Gorilla Grodd, which you thought only existed in comics. Since you read comics, you probably know about Gorilla Grodd the villainous mind-controlling psychic gorilla,although you definitely never read Flash anywhere near as much as you read Hyperion.
If you still have a PIE available, eat one to regain any HP you are missing before continuing on to any new rooms. Take a practice swing or two with your PIE HAMMER to get more used to wielding it, in case you have to fight again in other rooms like the SLAUGHTERHOUSE you hear screams from or that MEAT LOCKER you are planning to check out.
Speaking of that Slaughterhouse, you should reconsider your choice of room entry if you haven't already rushed headlong into the MEAT LOCKER:'Illuminati confirmed Omniscient Grodd' just said you would go far, so you can probably save whatever damsel in distress is screaming in there. If you go to the MEAT LOCKER first, it might be too late for them! This could be your first oppurtunity to make at least a friend, it'll be wasted if she/he gets Slaughtered! You certainly don't want to smell another Corpse today, right? Get over there! If you want to be anything like HYPERION, your favorite comic book hero, you'll need to be noble and courageous! Running away like you always have doesn't fix things...
I don't think anybody is going to judge you for killing a demonic gorilla who is allegedly torturing and eating people, especially in a kill or be killed situation...
But, what does he mean about combat being the thing that people love to do? Is it nonsense or is this world currently in a really bad state?
I don't think he has very good logic, but he has decent logic.Anyway...
OT: Lets look inside the coffins.
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You examine the GIANT ORB in the wall before moving onward. The thing's pretty big, and it's lodged perfectly inside of the wall. You don't even think HAMMERSPACE can wrench the orb out! There are cracks surrounding its cavity and bloodstains all over it... You remember how the ORB opened up like an EYE earlier, powering the GORILLA's attacks... What is this thing? It looks dormant now, but... It CREEPS YOU OUT. Big time.
You laboriously and painfully dig a hole in the floor and deploy the MOUND OF DECAYING FLESH into it. It drips and plops its way into the hole, sizzling and bubbling like soup. It smells horrible, so you quickly cover it back up and smear a whole PIE onto it. Rest in pieces, GORILLA. Rest in pieces. The impromptu GRAVE is smeared with red and pink blood, and some bits of hair and flesh seem to be growing from it...? Ew. There's a lot of BLOOD and PIE SMEARS on your hands too.
You no longer have the MOUND OF DECAYING FLESH!
None of your current items, when combined, would be able to make a proper weapon.
You do not have a BURNING HELLION PIE!
Hey, the plan was to enter the MEAT LOCKER, not the SLAUGHTERHOUSE. And you sort of want to go away from the screaming. Screaming indicates BAD TIMES. UH-OH HOURS. THE ANTI-FUN. You know, things like that.
Okay.
--this hurts, wow. You guess sawing off your hand was worth it now that you have this brand-new CRYSTAL CATASTROPHE waiting to be unleashed. Now you just need to head back to LETHE and--
What... just happened. You had some odd split-second vision of something, but it left you the instant you stopped touching the wall. Murmurs race through your head. Voices that don't belong to you. Your LEFT POINTER FINGER has a MAGENTA FINGERPRINT on it now. You have no idea what it means, and you don't know if you want to.
Seeing a TALKING GORILLA WITH SUPERNATURAL POWERS was pretty weird, make no mistake. In fact, you're pretty sure that under any normal circumstance, you'd be going insane with how stupid that fight just was. But in the realm of COMBAT, you learn to prepare for the unexpected. You learn to be quick on your feet and fast with your fists. You learn to be aware. You learn to be sharp. Be smart. Be resourceful. It's a tough life, living on THE STREETS. So it's a good thing you don't.
You guess fighting the GORILLA was against your SURVIVAL INTERESTS, but you were reasonably sure you could take him. You're pretty good with a MELEE DECK yourself, and you know the rules of COMBAT inside and out. The first rule, of course, being that all rules are subject to change at a moment's notice. COMBAT is never steadfast. It can always shuffle itself like the cards of a deck being handled by a gambling man, one who's had one too many to drink and is willing to blow all his money for an improbable gain. COMBAT is tricky. It's dangerous. But it's all up to the combatants to make sure it goes smoothly. Luck was on your side this time.
An ALL-SEEING EYE... MONIES don't have any such ALL-SEEING EYE! DOLLAR BILLS used to, back when those were in circulation. But those were phased out in favor of the highly superior form of currency you now use today. MONIES were pretty much the reason cheap and affordable HAMMERSPACE was invented. MONIES were designed to be put in a HAMMERSPACE WALLET so they could be easily stored and retrieved. It's revolutionized the storage of currency, and ROBBERIES are pretty much a thing of the past.
DOLLAR BILLS, though... You have to wonder about them. Supposedly, the old forms of currency - COINS AND BILLS - had imagery of PAST RULERS and OCCULT SYMBOLISM. Pyramids and presidents, white houses and white men... Never having seen an actual DOLLAR BILL yourself, you wouldn't be able to make any such connection.
Yeah, it was pretty obvious that the GORILLA's power came from THE ORB. And he did have a THIRD EYE burned into his body when he transformed. And he did refer to an EYE. And THE ORB did have an EYE when it was active, which was while the GORILLA was fighting you... And he did hold the EYE in some kind of high status, talking of those who had THE PINK MARK as if it was some kind of WEIRD CULT. Using all of these clues...
YOU COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE ORB COULD BE THE EYE OR RELATED TO IT, AND THERE MIGHT BE OTHER EYE-WORSHIPPING PEOPLE OUT THERE. Man, LOGIC never fails! It's nice when things work out like that!
SIDEQUEST UNLOCKED: SEMPER VIGILANTEM
Now you'll have to make sure to keep track of this whole EYE thing. Something weird is going on around here...
You don't even know if THE ORB is attackable at all! It could have been a hypothetical weak spot, though. You need to be more quick to catch those types of things! You also make the mental connection to GORILLA GRODD. ((I had him in mind, at least partially, while designing this encounter!))
You eat what was left of the PIE you used to make the GRAVE, fully restoring your HP. You experimentally swing the PIE-SMASHER, thinking about the debacle in the SLAUGHTERHOUSE. You've never liked screaming, or listening to any unpleasant sounds. You always want people to be HAPPY, you know? Go with the flow. Live every day to the fullest. And you take that philosophy to heart by being a lazy sack of crap and eating pie all day. Seriously, you've got it made. You don't need to worry about a thing. Except BILLS. And TAXES. And the JOB you don't have. And FOOD. And WATER. And REPLENISHING YOUR STOCK OF PIE.
...Now that you think about it, you've got a lot to worry about. But HYPERION... HYPERION really has it made. He's a superhero, a great one! You look up to him so much that when you look at him, you're looking backwards and you feel like your neck's about to break. HYPERION would never run from the face of danger. HYPERION would always stare at a threat head-on. And thinking about him now... You feel empowered. Brave? Sure of yourself? No. You feel DETERMINED.
After you finish exploring the MEAT LOCKER to find any hidden goodies that could help... You're going to think about heading into the SLAUGHTERHOUSE.
((I appreciate the enthusiasm, but this was a lot of actions in one post. Try to tone it down a notch!))
Neither! NON-LETHAL COMBAT is a well-regarded source of entertainment around the world. As long as you use ARTIFICAL HEALTH and ALMOST REAL ATTACKS, it's just like the real thing! ...Who are you kidding. It's not. Nothing beats the sense of carthasis that comes from REAL COMBAT. But REAL COMBAT's frowned upon. A lot. Because, usually, only one person comes out of it in a good shape.
COFFINS are MEAT PIES. You do the math.
You take 1 PIE and start to shove it into your mouth, but...
(Darkness isn't something that can be held! Only TANGIBLE OBJECTS can go in your INVENTORY.)
...you stop. The PIE is a bit soggy from being in your mouth, but it's... edible? You think.
You once again activate the FLASHLIGHT. Its narrow beam of light shines down the hallway, reflecting various shapes on the walls stained with - what else? - dried blood. You hear hissing mechanical sounds that echo down the hallway's length. After a certain distance, the beam disappears into the darkness. Yeah. This hallway is really long.
What you can see of it is... odd. MEAT LOCKERS line the walls, each one made of a pink metal that you don't recognize and each one having a number pad on it, presumably to seal and/or open the LOCKERS. Some are covered with bloodstains, but you can only see a few pairs before they, too, disappear into the darkness. You can't tell if any of them are loose or open, and you hear no sounds coming from any of them. You see a LIGHT far off in the distance.