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Tazz, remember that my badges also gave a bonus to health if it ever came up? Well, it's come up now. Only a 2 health boost right now. Also, I feel like my 7/10% damage boost hasn't been applying.
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I be busy, and equally busy bees swarm a CSI SWAT Team. They proceed to do their jobs, and try to swat them, but they fail, and the bees sting them painfully many times. Why do armoured and armed paramilitary forces fail against insects? First of all, don't underestimate bees, they'll wreck you. Secondly, CSI sucks, which I'll go into later.
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=Turn One=
(5 / 20) R e m e m b e r m e , s o I m a y l i v e o n .
(7 / 40) Font Friend
+1 to FBSN
+1 to Battlefury
=Action=
I decide to sync my attacks with Battlefury's! As he stabs Walker with the Topaz Gemblade, I unleash a flurry of Old Valkyrie swings on him as well! Then, when Battlefury pulls out his Backburner, I quickly douse Walker in gasoline and then start filling him with Sydney Sleeper darts as he's lit on fire by Battlefury. When Battlefury takes off into the air to do an Airstrike, I trap Walker in Old Valkyrie in Spiked Whip Scythe Mode, by tying him up with said whip! He's then forcefully exploded by Battlefury. Then, as he descends from above to Mantread / sword walker, I launch myself upwards with Old Valkryie in Rocket Scythe Mode, then quickly switch to Slingshot Scythe Mode. I then fling Battlefury downwards at an impressive speed, causing him to deal increased Mantread / falling sword stab damage.
I then stand back as the Uncreativity Bear attacks, and sit out of whatever Battlefury does later as apparently he's gonig to modify his post.
Pretty Pretty, Shiny Shiny: 19/25 ========================= (+2 from generic)
A Tactical Genius: 23/50 ==================================================
+2 to Crystal
Bomber decides to give himself the Soul Booster for now (if possible). He should be able to unequip it at any time, unlike entities. He also provides the power of (in)human belief, believing that King Bob-omb will NOT explode. Belief is a powerful thing; just ask the Orks!
Bomber pulls out Da Shootiest Bolter once more. He planned to improve it in the Alchemiter now that it has been upgraded. "Ooh, I can't WAIT to outfit this thing with more weaponry." For now, though, he had new bullets to put to the test. Bomber pulled the Cretrytheum Bullets out of a special casing that was resistant to the hyper-cooling properties of the cryotheum within. This was one of the first times he got a good look at the shells, and was surprised to find that the outside was covered in a layer of ice. Even the air around the bullet felt chilled. He loaded the bullets into the ammo clip, which soon began to form frost on the outside. Bomber really hoped this wouldn't end up damaging his gun.
Locked, loaded, and ready to go. Aimed at King Bob-omb, Bomber planned to freeze him down to his very core. The barrel of Da Shootiest Bolter started to get very cold. Bomber would have to fire very quickly before his gun was ruined by the ice. He hastily pulled the trigger and watched as the bullets sprayed out. Each bullet left a trail of mist through the air that would dissipate shortly after. The ice coating formed a deadly tip on each bullet that would pierce right through King Bob-omb's skin-analogue and begin to freeze him from the inside out. The result was much more violent than before, each impact causing a small yet harsh concussive shockwave.
What the ice did was much more dramatic this time around. Upon hitting King Bob-omb ice shards scattered everywhere, puncturing through him and other things that may be unfortunately too close to him. It was similar to shrapnel. That wasn't the worst of it though. Massive spears of ice erupted out of King Bob-omb from within. When a Cretrytheum Bullet makes its impact, it first releases a concussive shockwave that stuns the target and will spray shards of ice everywhere. Any bullets that are found to remain within the target then rupture violently. The properties of the cryotheum cause them to freeze from the inside out and turn any air pockets into a frozen solid. The target rapidly experiences frostbite, then hypothermia and it's dangerous mental effects.
From the empty air pockets form violent icicles that grow rapidly and burst out of their body, turning them into a frozen pincushion. Soon after the reaction is done the ice, stained red with their blood, will slowly melt down into water again as the cryotheum stabilizes and breaks back down into its components. And just that is what happened to King Bob-omb. His skin(?) had turned a deep, disturbing blue from the sheer cold. Numerous icicles had burst out of his body quite violently, spilling his blood (or gunpowder?) onto the ground. If he wasn't dead from this, he would be under some severe mental trauma. Hypothermia has a severe mental effect, causing strong hallucinations and delirium. Bomber was simply impressed by the power of these bullets, and wondered what else he could do with the power of the elemental dusts.
Bomber starts some new alchemies, now that the Alchemiter is upgraded.
... Indigo Flames && Crystal Ball = The Mindwalker (4/8)
Olimar's Whistle >Fine 5/5
Let's just preview the next few things down the road.
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight
Line of Sight && Miniature Golden Pyramid && Indigo Flames = Cipher's Call
Just, you know, checking levels and such.
+2 Bomber
I casually punch the Soul of the Core in all of its heads and believe really hard that King Bob-Omb isn't going to explode. Meanwhile, since Serpent hasn't posted, I attempt to use Olimar's Flute to... control some currently uncontrolled entity into attacking the Soul of the Core.
Okay, you know what, I'm going to go ahead and deploy the charge right now. Waiting might not actually be a good idea.
50/50 Charge DEPLOYING!
Suddenly, all lights on the battlefield shut off! Which is really weird, since the sun was one of the lights!
Then, over on the PZ side, near Uzi, one single spotlight drops down, onto a massive-scale grand piano that was apparently there the whole time. A familiar-looking pianist walks into the spotlight, bows, and sits down at the piano. He puts up some sheet music, and the atmosphere intensifies as he raises his fingers... and then brings them down.
And the performance STARTS!
Mozart II, The Ultimate Magical Pianist
HP: Very High/Tons
No Basic EOTB attack
Has various effect piano phases for his performance, which the owner(me, TT2000!) can switch at will:
Calming Phase(Mozart II plays a calm piano tune, controlling the emotions of all the AZ/N/GS entities and making their attacks do less damage. If I can't have that just make it weaken specific types of entities or random entities)
Frantic Phase(Mozart II's song speeds up, making 2-3 specific AZ/N/GS entities suddenly go berserk and attack their own allies)
Brief Rest(Mozart II raises his hands up for a turn, a necessary charge-up for...)
All-Key-Slam(Mozart II slams his hands, somehow playing every single key at a high volume, sending out a sound shockwave which damages entities!)
Upon death(that is, destruction of the piano), Mozart II will bow, triggering many of the entities on the field to clap. This can either temporarily stun all entities on the AZ/N/GS side(basically, everything non-PZ). If I can't have that, then just make it stun some random entities.
Uzi! I would appreciate if this were buffed to a boss entity, as many of the abilities I put for it would work a lot better with that Boss title... And I mean, with Barkley dead we need a powerful entity replacement.
(All the stuff I put here is rather non-specific, Tazz, so if this is super OP feel free to put it on the field with the lesser versions of all the effects or give it worse HP)
DarkSide: Double-bladed battleaxe, one blade head on each end of the handle && Laser Gun && Accursed Flamethrower && Bright Ruby && Flaming Emerald = Dual Destruction Mk. 1 (Lv. 5, 3/6)
Oh, that's nice, player vulnerability. I'll think of something to do with this... ah, that should do it.
A rage system should suit me nicely.
At 50% HP, I'll begin to gain extra attack power. I'd say 1.25x. At 25%, 1.5x. At 10%, 1.75x. Optionally, there can also be a 5% one, with 2x damage output. It's a rather large risk to take, but pulling it off would be worth it.
I think I'll also give my other player character, Justin, a health bar. He'll operate the same as myself. Label us like this:
-DarkSide: 20/20 HP
-Justin: 20/20 HP
If one or both of us are downed, we will take the time to revive the other or respawn, and focus only on that, consuming an attack.
Otherwise, Justin's just like myself, ragemode and all. Only thing that separates him from myself is our alchemies.
I also wonder if there's a way to increase max health... I doubt there is, but it doesn't hurt to ask, right?
Justin: 20/20 HP
Justin's machines and equipment: Staff of the Cometians Mk. 1 (Lv. 5), Tome of Frozen RGB (Red Green Blue) Mk. 1 (Lv. 4)
DarkSide: 20/20 HP
DarkSide's machines and equipment: Malice Mk. 1 (Lv. 5), Pure Terror Mk. 1 (Lv. 5)
...Actually, I think Neutral looks more appealing right now. I agree.
We both join the Neutral side, since mostly, nowadays, we don't actually care about slaying godmodders; everyone's doomed anyway. We will only attack if we're looking to pick a fight or if we get attacked.
So... yeah, it looks like my nightmare powers have been beaten. Badly. But Uzi's a professional Godmodder, right? You're still one of the best non-Godmodder nightmare warlords I know. I suppose so. But we should be really careful of who we attack from now on. But that also means that they'll halfta be careful of us as well. Yeah. We'll get used to it. Let's defend for now.
Myself and Justin enter defensive stances, ready to deflect any attack that heads our way.
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((Sorry for not posting much at all, I'm currently focusing on university, DtG: Terraria, and DtG: Chaos.))
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==Turn 1==
Salt 16/50 (+2 from Bomber)
+2 to Erelye.
Clay Disc && Greater Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths 1/? (Hopefully level 10.)
Gold Goblet && Greater Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas 1/? (Also hopefully level 10.)
==Action==
Crystal takes in a deep breath, and lets it out. “Ah, so I have HP again. Didn’t expect this so early in the game, but at least I have experience with it. My writer joined DTG2 when all the players had HP.”
That done, he takes out a sniper rifle and loads it with strange, eldritch-looking bullets. “Hey, King Bob-omb. Hope you like Warp!” He aims at the King Bob-omb, magical energy coalescing around the rifle. When he fires, the forbidden power gathered around the rifle transforms the sound from a simple bang to a scream of eldritch agony as the bullet speeds towards its target. Abruptly, time seems to slow down, enabling the mind’s eye to pan along the bullet in flight. Adorned with dark runes, forged of Voidmetal, and loaded with a payload of Warpwood (Wood from a tree that has been infused with a tremendous amount of Warp) sawdust infused with the exudate from a Warped Tumor, this bullet is the perfect deliverer of dark, corrupting insanity. It impacts, and the Warp contained within immediately infects the King Bob-omb. It begins to see dark hallucinations, before a swarm of mind spiders flood onto it and begin inflicting imagined wounds that, nonetheless, are quite real. The sun begins to burn its skin, and an unnatural hunger overtakes it that leaves it ripping chunks out of itself to try and sate it. Finally, a fog appears over the area, and several Eldritch Guardians spawn within before firing orbs of dark power at the King Bob-omb, inflicting major damage. Crystal dismisses the Eldritch Guardians with a wave of his hand.
He also channels the power of belief, urgently believing that the King Bob-omb is NOT, in fact, going to explode soon.
Lastly, he walks close up to the Devastator and takes a captcharoid of the metal it's made of, previewing the alchemization of an ingot of it.
==Entities==
Now to try the entity attack descriptions out.
Storm gusts wind that strangely seems to form music as a torrent of apocyanic (Bright cyan-blue; a Neath color.) lightning lashes out from its weathery form and onto the King Bob-omb, while Storm glows with golden light and shouts words at the King Bob-omb that impact with the force to crack bones and hillsides.
(In other words; Storm-Threnody and The Fire Sermon.)
Chlorophyte (If it makes the alchemy level too high replace with Grassite) II Dirt II Herbal Medicine = Healium (Get it? :p) 3/3? Finished? Healium: Best haling metal, forged deep in the forests. Patented by Treebrin.
Nerf Batt II Potion of Weakness II Potion of Slowness = "Nerf" Bat 1/???
Bow II Gun II Sword = BowGunSword 1/???
+2 to Scribe
Sukard 8/50
Vritra Chenbog 5/6 (+1 from FBSN?) (I might have ADHD...)
It turns out that the cross I threw in there is A: a holy one, and B: It has Jesus' blood on it. #rekt
I decide to ask what year it is, then I put cinnamon on the Pretzel Elemental, and then I put ants in the battlefield so that they will eat the Cinnamon Pretzel Elemental, cause sugar.
Neo Ultima uses his name brand Ultima Potion.
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Sorodin> For the first time in millennia, I feel painfully mortal.
Another, deeper, voice comes and talks in sync with Sorodin.
Sorodin?> You cannot defeat US. WE ARE THE GOD OF RAIN. WE. ARE. IMMORTAL!
Sorodin?> It will take me a while to descend to the mortal plane. Until then, take care of yourself, Sorodin.
Sorodin collapses to the ground, limp for the moment. When he stands back up, his voice is back to normal.
Sorodin> Well then, let's get the party started, shall we?
==Action==
I put on some earplugs, and hand a pair to Zineous and The Devastator. I also take out a fire hose and remove the glue from Zineous and the Possessed Armor. With Healing Potion fluid instead of water.
==Alchemies==
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad && Mario 64 = Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64 (level 5: 4/6)
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Mercury tells one of the SWAT teams that their lifes are meaningless. They'll never have their own TV show, and will only show up when the CSI team needs them. And even then, the CSI team will tag along with their handguns, because screw logic, amiright? I mean, why would a forensics team be doing interviews, or saving hostages, or being taken hostage, or doing anything except forensics? Also, what's with CSI: Cyber? The title "Crime Scene Investigator" technically works with that, but it's obviously not their real title... hopefully. Who even knows with the god-awful writers they have? Did I mention how much CSI sucks? The SWAT Team is deeply hurt.
Pretty Pretty, Shiny Shiny: 22/25 ========================= (+2 from generic)
A Tactical Genius: 24/50 ==================================================
+2 to Crystal
It was quite concerning that he could be harmed now, but Bomber didn't worry himself over it too much. Besides being able to simply respawn (apparently one of the laws of this universe) he had several failsafes to ensure that he would never stay dead. Of course, Bomber would never reveal the majority of them. One that is common to many like him is that they don't die, but are simply banished back to whence they came for a period of time. This is either caused by an artifact or enchantment of some sort, or is simply a natural property; typically demons. He wouldn't admit which one it is though, and simply respond with an odd grin.
The demon portal was becoming a concern, quickly spewing out more and more minions of the Burning Legion. As stated before, Bomber had done some work with them but is no minion of theirs. If they wish to potentially stand in his way then they would face his wrath. That is, he would use a spell to bring them to their knees, and potentially convert them to his service. All he has to do is give them the right incentive.
The Flame Imp would be first. Imps are some of the lowest demons. Some of them tended to be weak-willed and cowardly. Naturally, Bomber would use this to his advantage here. Coming close to the imp, he held his arms out. Maroon chains made out of energy came forth, shackling the Imp by his legs. Bomber then reeled him in close, hanging him upside-down near Bomber's face.
"Hello, Imp. I trust that you are enjoying the material plane, hm?"
Bomber paused for a moment, giving the Imp a chance to respond. The imp frightfully nodded.
"Good. I think you will find that it isn't all that it's made out to be. Especially when I roam in it."
He then clawed his hands, causing the chains to jolt the Flame Imp violently. And then again, and again. The Imp howled in pain, but Bomber simply continued while talking.
"I am Lord of Hellco. and if you seek to stand in my way then I will ensure that you will foreverregret that decision."
Bomber gave off a final powerful jolt. Hot pain spread all over the Flame Imp's body. He couldn't even yell, all he did was let out a sniveling whimper as he hung rather limply. Bomber let him go, and the imp collapsed to the ground. Bomber then leaned over the Imp's body, a smirk on his face.
"Of course, you could always join my forces. That would be a great way to avoid all of this. Perhaps it would be in your best interests? The choice is yours."
Backing away, Bomber then patiently waited for the Imp's response.
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Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 1/11)
@Tazz: Well, you figured out my plot, but that wasn't what I'm trying to hide...
I take out a bow and notch an arrow. It is filled with explosives, and I launch it into the demon portal...
Alchemies:
Spoiler (click to hide)
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool.
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 0/11)
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I... shall... rettttuuuuurrrnnnnnnnnnn...
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Player hp? Meh. I don't really like that as a concept much. Also, were you really going to let me do that much damage to the AZs?
I use a power washer to extinguish the King Bob-omb/Some other PZ entity.
Relevance Line:
(I'm just going to underline the alternate language parts. At least while which language they're using is mostly irrelevant.)
Gail stays silent for a while, thinking of what else to say.
"I... ... I've been here... a while. I made some things. ... F... Follow me."
She leads Mikoto into the Alchemiter cave to show him what she's made.
"I heard the Veteran talking... how he needed a weapon. ... So, I made some things."
Despite the fact that Hearthstone doesn't exist right now, she motions towards the pile of weapons she's made.
"You made all these? That's... really cool."
Mikoto wasn't technically lying, but he was being dishonest. The idea of Gail being involved in the fighting, even if it was indirect, made him nervous.
"I made... two things for you. I'll get them..."
Disappearing briefly into the back of the cave, she returned with the Ekog Clock and Diotine Gas Generator.
"That's Diotine... Where did you get it?"
Taking the same defensive and withdrawn expression, Gail replies,
"... You left the bag in your room. ... I thought... you forgot it. So I brought them."
"... Please don't tell me you took any of them."
Mikoto slowly became more and more tensed as Gail got her words together.
Walker: level 1, 491000 damage (Warning - leveling up soon) (5000 per Blue Horror killed, by the way)
Best Pun Ever: 30/50 (+2 from Fseftr)
+2 to Fseftr
If Walker is still alive, he decides to back off and spend some time healing, because death is uncomfortable. If Walker is dead, he stands in place with an expression of irritation while waiting for his servos to not be locked up.
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GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
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41/50 Binary Slime engie x1, uzi x3, serpent x2
30/30 Badge 4 engie x1
+2 engie
Badges: 4/8
Airstrike Beacon && TM25 2/10
Upload/Download Cable AND Indigo Flames 2/8
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Tazz, remember that my badges also gave a bonus to health if it ever came up? Well, it's come up now. Only a 2 health boost right now. Also, I feel like my 7/10% damage boost hasn't been applying.
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I be busy, and equally busy bees swarm a CSI SWAT Team. They proceed to do their jobs, and try to swat them, but they fail, and the bees sting them painfully many times. Why do armoured and armed paramilitary forces fail against insects? First of all, don't underestimate bees, they'll wreck you. Secondly, CSI sucks, which I'll go into later.
=Turn One=
(5 / 20) R e m e m b e r m e , s o I m a y l i v e o n .
(7 / 40) Font Friend
+1 to FBSN
+1 to Battlefury
=Action=
I decide to sync my attacks with Battlefury's! As he stabs Walker with the Topaz Gemblade, I unleash a flurry of Old Valkyrie swings on him as well! Then, when Battlefury pulls out his Backburner, I quickly douse Walker in gasoline and then start filling him with Sydney Sleeper darts as he's lit on fire by Battlefury. When Battlefury takes off into the air to do an Airstrike, I trap Walker in Old Valkyrie in Spiked Whip Scythe Mode, by tying him up with said whip! He's then forcefully exploded by Battlefury. Then, as he descends from above to Mantread / sword walker, I launch myself upwards with Old Valkryie in Rocket Scythe Mode, then quickly switch to Slingshot Scythe Mode. I then fling Battlefury downwards at an impressive speed, causing him to deal increased Mantread / falling sword stab damage.
I then stand back as the Uncreativity Bear attacks, and sit out of whatever Battlefury does later as apparently he's gonig to modify his post.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
4/10 SCP Foundation
4/10 1st ESFB
+2 NinjaV
I dump the server logs out for the CSI Cyber team to use in their investigation, boosing their research.
Pretty Pretty, Shiny Shiny: 19/25 ========================= (+2 from generic)
A Tactical Genius: 23/50 ==================================================
+2 to Crystal
Bomber decides to give himself the Soul Booster for now (if possible). He should be able to unequip it at any time, unlike entities. He also provides the power of (in)human belief, believing that King Bob-omb will NOT explode. Belief is a powerful thing; just ask the Orks!
Bomber pulls out Da Shootiest Bolter once more. He planned to improve it in the Alchemiter now that it has been upgraded. "Ooh, I can't WAIT to outfit this thing with more weaponry." For now, though, he had new bullets to put to the test. Bomber pulled the Cretrytheum Bullets out of a special casing that was resistant to the hyper-cooling properties of the cryotheum within. This was one of the first times he got a good look at the shells, and was surprised to find that the outside was covered in a layer of ice. Even the air around the bullet felt chilled. He loaded the bullets into the ammo clip, which soon began to form frost on the outside. Bomber really hoped this wouldn't end up damaging his gun.
Locked, loaded, and ready to go. Aimed at King Bob-omb, Bomber planned to freeze him down to his very core. The barrel of Da Shootiest Bolter started to get very cold. Bomber would have to fire very quickly before his gun was ruined by the ice. He hastily pulled the trigger and watched as the bullets sprayed out. Each bullet left a trail of mist through the air that would dissipate shortly after. The ice coating formed a deadly tip on each bullet that would pierce right through King Bob-omb's skin-analogue and begin to freeze him from the inside out. The result was much more violent than before, each impact causing a small yet harsh concussive shockwave.
What the ice did was much more dramatic this time around. Upon hitting King Bob-omb ice shards scattered everywhere, puncturing through him and other things that may be unfortunately too close to him. It was similar to shrapnel. That wasn't the worst of it though. Massive spears of ice erupted out of King Bob-omb from within. When a Cretrytheum Bullet makes its impact, it first releases a concussive shockwave that stuns the target and will spray shards of ice everywhere. Any bullets that are found to remain within the target then rupture violently. The properties of the cryotheum cause them to freeze from the inside out and turn any air pockets into a frozen solid. The target rapidly experiences frostbite, then hypothermia and it's dangerous mental effects.
From the empty air pockets form violent icicles that grow rapidly and burst out of their body, turning them into a frozen pincushion. Soon after the reaction is done the ice, stained red with their blood, will slowly melt down into water again as the cryotheum stabilizes and breaks back down into its components. And just that is what happened to King Bob-omb. His skin(?) had turned a deep, disturbing blue from the sheer cold. Numerous icicles had burst out of his body quite violently, spilling his blood (or gunpowder?) onto the ground. If he wasn't dead from this, he would be under some severe mental trauma. Hypothermia has a severe mental effect, causing strong hallucinations and delirium. Bomber was simply impressed by the power of these bullets, and wondered what else he could do with the power of the elemental dusts.
Bomber starts some new alchemies, now that the Alchemiter is upgraded.
Da Shootiest Bolter && Burna = Kustom Shoota-Burna (Level 6: 1/7)
Death Pact && Spirit Absorber = Soul Repository (Level 8: 1/9)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
21 charge boosts in reserve
Birds are singing... 1/50
Flowers are blooming... 1/50
... Indigo Flames && Crystal Ball = The Mindwalker (4/8)
Olimar's Whistle >Fine 5/5
Let's just preview the next few things down the road.
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight
Line of Sight && Miniature Golden Pyramid && Indigo Flames = Cipher's Call
Just, you know, checking levels and such.
+2 Bomber
I casually punch the Soul of the Core in all of its heads and believe really hard that King Bob-Omb isn't going to explode. Meanwhile, since Serpent hasn't posted, I attempt to use Olimar's Flute to... control some currently uncontrolled entity into attacking the Soul of the Core.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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6/40
3/4 Diamond Autobow
Okay, you know what, I'm going to go ahead and deploy the charge right now. Waiting might not actually be a good idea.
50/50 Charge DEPLOYING!
Suddenly, all lights on the battlefield shut off! Which is really weird, since the sun was one of the lights!
Then, over on the PZ side, near Uzi, one single spotlight drops down, onto a massive-scale grand piano that was apparently there the whole time. A familiar-looking pianist walks into the spotlight, bows, and sits down at the piano. He puts up some sheet music, and the atmosphere intensifies as he raises his fingers... and then brings them down.
And the performance STARTS!
Mozart II, The Ultimate Magical Pianist
HP: Very High/Tons
No Basic EOTB attack
Has various effect piano phases for his performance, which the owner(me, TT2000!) can switch at will:
Calming Phase(Mozart II plays a calm piano tune, controlling the emotions of all the AZ/N/GS entities and making their attacks do less damage. If I can't have that just make it weaken specific types of entities or random entities)
Frantic Phase(Mozart II's song speeds up, making 2-3 specific AZ/N/GS entities suddenly go berserk and attack their own allies)
Brief Rest(Mozart II raises his hands up for a turn, a necessary charge-up for...)
All-Key-Slam(Mozart II slams his hands, somehow playing every single key at a high volume, sending out a sound shockwave which damages entities!)
Upon death(that is, destruction of the piano), Mozart II will bow, triggering many of the entities on the field to clap. This can either temporarily stun all entities on the AZ/N/GS side(basically, everything non-PZ). If I can't have that, then just make it stun some random entities.
Uzi! I would appreciate if this were buffed to a boss entity, as many of the abilities I put for it would work a lot better with that Boss title... And I mean, with Barkley dead we need a powerful entity replacement.
(All the stuff I put here is rather non-specific, Tazz, so if this is super OP feel free to put it on the field with the lesser versions of all the effects or give it worse HP)
To start, Mozart begins with Calming Phase!
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I miss a turn while listening to the piece of Mozart II
An powerful Halloween themed summon 32/50
Sp00py Armor 12/25 (Part of my Halloween Miniboss summon.)
+2 PitTheAngel
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing.
Bayoneted Laser Rifle (Also known as Bayo-Laser Rifle) [Power Rank II] Used for Ranged + Melee with extra damage to the Enemy.
Plasma Katana [Power Rank II] Deals extra damage to the Enemy when used.
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Justin: Frozen Wand && Lively Essence && Mystical Ice Leaf = Everwhite Mk. 1 (Lv. 3, 3/4)
Oh, that's nice, player vulnerability. I'll think of something to do with this... ah, that should do it.
A rage system should suit me nicely.
At 50% HP, I'll begin to gain extra attack power. I'd say 1.25x. At 25%, 1.5x. At 10%, 1.75x. Optionally, there can also be a 5% one, with 2x damage output. It's a rather large risk to take, but pulling it off would be worth it.
I think I'll also give my other player character, Justin, a health bar. He'll operate the same as myself. Label us like this:
-DarkSide: 20/20 HP
-Justin: 20/20 HP
If one or both of us are downed, we will take the time to revive the other or respawn, and focus only on that, consuming an attack.
Otherwise, Justin's just like myself, ragemode and all. Only thing that separates him from myself is our alchemies.
I also wonder if there's a way to increase max health... I doubt there is, but it doesn't hurt to ask, right?
Justin: 20/20 HP
Justin's machines and equipment: Staff of the Cometians Mk. 1 (Lv. 5), Tome of Frozen RGB (Red Green Blue) Mk. 1 (Lv. 4)
DarkSide: 20/20 HP
DarkSide's machines and equipment: Malice Mk. 1 (Lv. 5), Pure Terror Mk. 1 (Lv. 5)
Rage mode activates at 50% HP. 50% = 1.25x, 25% = 1.5x, 10% = 1.75x, 5% = 2x.
DarkSide: Intimidating Vessel (17/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII
Justin: Planetary Unrest (15/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII
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Entities:
Zilch! Zada! Nothing!===================
...Actually, I think Neutral looks more appealing right now.
I agree.
We both join the Neutral side, since mostly, nowadays, we don't actually care about slaying godmodders; everyone's doomed anyway. We will only attack if we're looking to pick a fight or if we get attacked.
So... yeah, it looks like my nightmare powers have been beaten. Badly.
But Uzi's a professional Godmodder, right? You're still one of the best non-Godmodder nightmare warlords I know.
I suppose so. But we should be really careful of who we attack from now on. But that also means that they'll halfta be careful of us as well.
Yeah. We'll get used to it. Let's defend for now.
Myself and Justin enter defensive stances, ready to deflect any attack that heads our way.
+2 to Pit
((Sorry for not posting much at all, I'm currently focusing on university, DtG: Terraria, and DtG: Chaos.))
Ow... I respawn.
It's High Noon
==Turn 1==
Salt 16/50 (+2 from Bomber)
+2 to Erelye.
Clay Disc && Greater Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths 1/? (Hopefully level 10.)
Gold Goblet && Greater Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas 1/? (Also hopefully level 10.)
==Action==
Crystal takes in a deep breath, and lets it out. “Ah, so I have HP again. Didn’t expect this so early in the game, but at least I have experience with it. My writer joined DTG2 when all the players had HP.”
That done, he takes out a sniper rifle and loads it with strange, eldritch-looking bullets. “Hey, King Bob-omb. Hope you like Warp!” He aims at the King Bob-omb, magical energy coalescing around the rifle. When he fires, the forbidden power gathered around the rifle transforms the sound from a simple bang to a scream of eldritch agony as the bullet speeds towards its target. Abruptly, time seems to slow down, enabling the mind’s eye to pan along the bullet in flight. Adorned with dark runes, forged of Voidmetal, and loaded with a payload of Warpwood (Wood from a tree that has been infused with a tremendous amount of Warp) sawdust infused with the exudate from a Warped Tumor, this bullet is the perfect deliverer of dark, corrupting insanity. It impacts, and the Warp contained within immediately infects the King Bob-omb. It begins to see dark hallucinations, before a swarm of mind spiders flood onto it and begin inflicting imagined wounds that, nonetheless, are quite real. The sun begins to burn its skin, and an unnatural hunger overtakes it that leaves it ripping chunks out of itself to try and sate it. Finally, a fog appears over the area, and several Eldritch Guardians spawn within before firing orbs of dark power at the King Bob-omb, inflicting major damage. Crystal dismisses the Eldritch Guardians with a wave of his hand.
He also channels the power of belief, urgently believing that the King Bob-omb is NOT, in fact, going to explode soon.
Lastly, he walks close up to the Devastator and takes a captcharoid of the metal it's made of, previewing the alchemization of an ingot of it.
==Entities==
Now to try the entity attack descriptions out.
Storm gusts wind that strangely seems to form music as a torrent of apocyanic (Bright cyan-blue; a Neath color.) lightning lashes out from its weathery form and onto the King Bob-omb, while Storm glows with golden light and shouts words at the King Bob-omb that impact with the force to crack bones and hillsides.
(In other words; Storm-Threnody and The Fire Sermon.)
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Chlorophyte (If it makes the alchemy level too high replace with Grassite) II Dirt II Herbal Medicine = Healium (Get it? :p) 3/3? Finished? Healium: Best haling metal, forged deep in the forests. Patented by Treebrin.
Nerf Batt II Potion of Weakness II Potion of Slowness = "Nerf" Bat 1/???
Bow II Gun II Sword = BowGunSword 1/???
+2 to Scribe
Sukard 8/50
Vritra Chenbog 5/6 (+1 from FBSN?) (I might have ADHD...)
It turns out that the cross I threw in there is A: a holy one, and B: It has Jesus' blood on it. #rekt
I decide to ask what year it is, then I put cinnamon on the Pretzel Elemental, and then I put ants in the battlefield so that they will eat the Cinnamon Pretzel Elemental, cause sugar.
Neo Ultima uses his name brand Ultima Potion.
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Sorodin> No... it cannot be.
Sorodin> For the first time in millennia, I feel painfully mortal.
Another, deeper, voice comes and talks in sync with Sorodin.
Sorodin?> You cannot defeat US. WE ARE THE GOD OF RAIN. WE. ARE. IMMORTAL!
Sorodin?> It will take me a while to descend to the mortal plane. Until then, take care of yourself, Sorodin.
Sorodin collapses to the ground, limp for the moment. When he stands back up, his voice is back to normal.
Sorodin> Well then, let's get the party started, shall we?
==Action==
I put on some earplugs, and hand a pair to Zineous and The Devastator. I also take out a fire hose and remove the glue from Zineous and the Possessed Armor. With Healing Potion fluid instead of water.
==Alchemies==
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad && Mario 64 = Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64 (level 5: 4/6)
Nether Portal && (End Portal Frame && Shrink Ray) = Pocket Dimension (Level 2: 3/3) [DONE!]
Auto-Surgeon 9000 && Mini-Alchemieter = Auto-Merger 1/???
==Charges==
The Nonexistent 10/50
Essence of Rain 7/50 (+1 from Talist)
Zineous will attack King Bomb-Omb with Thunder Rage.
Also, I believe that King Bomb-Omb will not explode.
+2 Pit
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42/50 Binary Slime
1/35 Badge 5
+2 engie
Badges: 4/8
Airstrike Beacon && TM25 3/10
Upload/Download Cable AND Indigo Flames 3/8
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Mercury tells one of the SWAT teams that their lifes are meaningless. They'll never have their own TV show, and will only show up when the CSI team needs them. And even then, the CSI team will tag along with their handguns, because screw logic, amiright? I mean, why would a forensics team be doing interviews, or saving hostages, or being taken hostage, or doing anything except forensics? Also, what's with CSI: Cyber? The title "Crime Scene Investigator" technically works with that, but it's obviously not their real title... hopefully. Who even knows with the god-awful writers they have? Did I mention how much CSI sucks? The SWAT Team is deeply hurt.
Oh hey, me
What be of the ups, dear pal
Last time I met the player, he didn't talk like this
I have been of deciding the this will be the text gimmick that is specific to me
So anyway, you die, I die, because we're like the same guy
I am of agreeing that this fact is true, yes
Babysphee (thed player) Is standing by Memia! He can give +2 instead of +1 to Memia every 3 posts!
Portal to the mary sue realm: 3/30
Dragacorn rant: 1/3
Babysphee will give +2 in: 2 posts
Pretty Pretty, Shiny Shiny: 22/25 ========================= (+2 from generic)
A Tactical Genius: 24/50 ==================================================
+2 to Crystal
It was quite concerning that he could be harmed now, but Bomber didn't worry himself over it too much. Besides being able to simply respawn (apparently one of the laws of this universe) he had several failsafes to ensure that he would never stay dead. Of course, Bomber would never reveal the majority of them. One that is common to many like him is that they don't die, but are simply banished back to whence they came for a period of time. This is either caused by an artifact or enchantment of some sort, or is simply a natural property; typically demons. He wouldn't admit which one it is though, and simply respond with an odd grin.
The demon portal was becoming a concern, quickly spewing out more and more minions of the Burning Legion. As stated before, Bomber had done some work with them but is no minion of theirs. If they wish to potentially stand in his way then they would face his wrath. That is, he would use a spell to bring them to their knees, and potentially convert them to his service. All he has to do is give them the right incentive.
The Flame Imp would be first. Imps are some of the lowest demons. Some of them tended to be weak-willed and cowardly. Naturally, Bomber would use this to his advantage here. Coming close to the imp, he held his arms out. Maroon chains made out of energy came forth, shackling the Imp by his legs. Bomber then reeled him in close, hanging him upside-down near Bomber's face.
"Hello, Imp. I trust that you are enjoying the material plane, hm?"
Bomber paused for a moment, giving the Imp a chance to respond. The imp frightfully nodded.
"Good. I think you will find that it isn't all that it's made out to be. Especially when I roam in it."
He then clawed his hands, causing the chains to jolt the Flame Imp violently. And then again, and again. The Imp howled in pain, but Bomber simply continued while talking.
"I am Lord of Hellco. and if you seek to stand in my way then I will ensure that you will forever regret that decision."
Bomber gave off a final powerful jolt. Hot pain spread all over the Flame Imp's body. He couldn't even yell, all he did was let out a sniveling whimper as he hung rather limply. Bomber let him go, and the imp collapsed to the ground. Bomber then leaned over the Imp's body, a smirk on his face.
"Of course, you could always join my forces. That would be a great way to avoid all of this. Perhaps it would be in your best interests? The choice is yours."
Backing away, Bomber then patiently waited for the Imp's response.
Da Shootiest Bolter && Burna = Kustom Shoota-Burna (Level 6: 1/7)
Death Pact && Spirit Absorber = Soul Repository (Level 8: 1/9)
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I whack TT2000 with a chair, but if I can't PVP than I send the Soul of the Core into a room full of annoying little children.
Quote: 31/50
Making the potatoes...: 19/50
+2 to Talist
It's High Noon
The Pit: 6/20
Fort Rebuilding: 6/20
+2 to K4yne
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 1/11)
@Tazz: Well, you figured out my plot, but that wasn't what I'm trying to hide...
I take out a bow and notch an arrow. It is filled with explosives, and I launch it into the demon portal...
Alchemies:
Spoiler (click to hide)The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool.
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 0/11)
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Commands:
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Action:
Player hp? Meh. I don't really like that as a concept much. Also, were you really going to let me do that much damage to the AZs?
I use a power washer to extinguish the King Bob-omb/Some other PZ entity.
Relevance Line:
(I'm just going to underline the alternate language parts. At least while which language they're using is mostly irrelevant.)
Gail stays silent for a while, thinking of what else to say.
"I... ... I've been here... a while. I made some things. ... F... Follow me."
She leads Mikoto into the Alchemiter cave to show him what she's made.
"I heard the Veteran talking... how he needed a weapon. ... So, I made some things."
Despite the fact that Hearthstone doesn't exist right now, she motions towards the pile of weapons she's made.
"You made all these? That's... really cool."
Mikoto wasn't technically lying, but he was being dishonest. The idea of Gail being involved in the fighting, even if it was indirect, made him nervous.
"I made... two things for you. I'll get them..."
Disappearing briefly into the back of the cave, she returned with the Ekog Clock and Diotine Gas Generator.
"That's Diotine... Where did you get it?"
Taking the same defensive and withdrawn expression, Gail replies,
"... You left the bag in your room. ... I thought... you forgot it. So I brought them."
"... Please don't tell me you took any of them."
Mikoto slowly became more and more tensed as Gail got her words together.
"... Didn't. I didn't."
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list(Terraria Fleeting Lava Charm && Sunstone) || Conversion Scales = Sun Charm 3/5
(judge's scales && blindfold [justice is blind, after all] && malachite blade ) || Tuning Fork = Sword of Justice 2/4
Got +2 total.
The first companion: 48/50
Another Charge: 41/50.
+1 to JonDanger& Pricey
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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You forgot me.
Dialogue:
A green portal appears yet again. Sam comes out.
S: Yes, you have done well. It will get harder.
T: You never said any
S: Who gave you permission to talk!
S: After every 1000 meters gained, presumably there will be a gatekeeper. After the gatekeeper you will be put through a test.
S: Except for reaching 0 meters, this test will give you a small reward at the end, being either a weak entity or a weapon.
S: So here are the details: During the all the tests there will be three stages.
Stage 1
Enemies:
20 Keese
10 Deku Babas
2 Armos
Stats:
Keese, Health: 100, Extremely low attack
Deku baba, Health 500, Low attack
Armos, Health 1000, mid-low attack.
Stage 2
Enemies:
5 Deku Babas
10 Armos
1 Beamos
Stats:
Deku Baba,Same
Armos, Same
Beamos, Health 1000, Medium attack.
Stage 3
Enemies:
5 Armos
5 Beamos
1 Lizalfos
Stats:
Armos, Same
Beamos, Same
Lizalfos, Health 5000, Medium attack.
T:All right then, anything else?
S: You weren't supposed to talk but yes, you have been promoted to Skulltula Hunter
Sam then transports back.
((Yes so pretty much Zelda enemies galore. Please tell me if you will allow this side quest.))
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