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I hereby agree with everything Erelye put above, and while I personally find posts that only have charge annoying, I do not outright ban it. Dylambs actions are legal. Plus, if I may: screw formatting. Formatting sucks on this forum and anyone who goes without it is completely reasonable. Erelye, +2 to both charges, you earned it for basically taking the words right out of my mouth on that.
That being said...I am regretfully not going to be able to post. Again.
For anyone concerned that this game is going slow and/or I'm in a spotty update schedule: First off, rest assured, I CAN update regularly for the most part, but my update schedule just often doesn't allow for daily updates like Twin did. And let it be said, I'm not Twin, and Twin himself said he basically doesn't want to do a forum game ever, EVER again. For that matter, I'm dealing with MORE posters than Twin did, (because there are just as many posts in total as a standard update for DTG2), and depending on your views this may honestly be worse because there's just MORE stuff to deal with as well-more players and entities to keep track of in total. Plus, I'm in college, and updating is an extreme sink of time I could alternatively be using to do homework/studying, as well as whatever else I do. Contrary to popular belief (and my own statements), I do have a life. I'm very anti-social in person so I don't have like a billion clubs to attend to, but I DO have a life, kind of. I can't really afford to wreck it, as it already requires a lot of my mental and physical energy even when it's 'easy.' And it isn't. I'm reasonably sure Twin was in High School, which I personally (PERSONALLY) saw as VERY easy in comparison.
Finally, look on the positive side of things (quite frankly that's something I do a lot)-more time between updates means you're less rushed to prepare attack ideas and can think of better ideas, and are more likely to get a post in between updates. Not all is horrible about this arrangement, which I say because the more I update, the more I find that this might actually become the standard and not the exception. It's a spotty idea, but I personally say it's a coinflip's chance.
There is certainly an update Friday barring the most egregious of circumstances, so look forward to that, at least!
By the way, does anyone here (who goes to the Pesterchum Memo) claim to be unkonwnThoughts? Whoever that is has got quite the ARG going on, apparently.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
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Current Entities
I... shall... rettttuuuuurrrnnnnnnnnnn...
Commands:
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Action:
I combine the VoidTouched Chicken with a large number of diamonds, converting it into one of those Minecraft 2.0 diamond chickens. Do you remember? It was announced on April Fools one year. Which, in IC, would be in the future. Anyway, the problem with being a diamond chicken is that they don't exist. So, the now diamond VoidTouched Chicken takes non-existence damage.
@Tazz: I've got some questions about the player HP. Two, actually. First, because I'm using three characters that I use for attacks, should they all just have shared HP? Secondly, alchemies can help to either reduce damage taken or increase maximum health, right? Maybe both?
Relevance Line:
We interrupt your regularly scheduled, present day RP to bring you something from the FUTURE! IE: from after DTG2/during TvT2. This is the same thing I posted on TvT2.
Things happening after DTG2
Mikoto was walking alongside Gail. There was nothing in this world they stepped across apart from a seemingly endless expanse of blank, black flooring that seamlessly merged with the blank, black sky at the blank, black horizon. The floor didn't even feel like anything. It wasn't just smooth, Mikoto and Gail literally felt like they were walking on nothing. In a way, they were. The only light in this place was the soft, white glow that Gail emitted, like a lightbulb under fresh snow. The floor didn't reflect any of this light. In fact, the only way either of them could tell there even was any light was how it shown on Mikoto.
They weren't walking for any particular reason. There was nothing to walk to or away from. All it provided was a way to pass the time as they traded stories between eachother even though they both knew how the stories went. To Mikoto, it was a little dull, but he was happy to do it because to Gail, it was one of the greatest things she could ask for. Breaking from the subject of the past for a while, Gail asked,
((Conversation automatically translated because I can't be bothered.))
"You told me that you've... moved to a new place, but... never told me much about it. What's... like?"
"Oh? There? It's a place apparently called Yellowstone. And yes, it does have yellow stones. Otherwise known as sulfur. I suppose it's a pretty interesting and diverse place. Not as much as our other home though. Talist gave us our own spot, but that's to be expected. Something neat about the place is that is has geysers that shoot up into the air. You remember those, right?"
Gail seemed to spend most of that description thinking about how to say what she wanted to next.
"Why... why did you leave? Leave our... real home that is."
Mikoto had to think about that for a while. Not because he didn't know the answer, that was pretty obvious. That place got destroyed. Or corrupted. Or something like that. However, he didn't want to tell Gail that. He didn't know how she would react. Looking up into the sky as a crack of dark purple lightning shot across it, he mused about how to word it. Eventually, he turned his head to the side to look over at Gail and speak, but she wasn't there anymore.
"Gail?"
Looking around, he found that Gail had stopped about twenty paces behind him. She must have stopped walking and he didn't notice. Now, she was staring down at the ground while slowly swaying from side to side. Occasionally, she shivered as though being buffeted by winter wind. The sky, which had been blank for most of their conversation, slowly started to ramp up in the number of dark purple bolts of lightning it flung around, bathing the world in strange light. After a little while of swaying, Gail fell over onto her right side, eyes gently closed.
((I honestly have no idea what you just sarcastically told me, 5l1n65h07 (Seriously, what do you normally go by? Slingshot?), but I'll just assume it to be a cue to put things in spoilers (First assumption). Also, I prefer "Dark", thanks.
Also, wait, are people not seeing my posts for some reason? Was it the text font? I changed it this post, just in case.))
============== Alchemies
DarkSide: Double-bladed battleaxe, one blade head on each end of the handle && Laser Gun && Accursed Flamethrower && Bright Ruby && Flaming Emerald = Dual Destruction Mk. 1 (Lv. 5, 4/6)
Ragemode: Coming soon (I just read the previous EOTB again... looks like I'll need a charge for that. I'll replace the one which I have no idea what to do with.)
HP.........Attack Buff
50%.......1.25x
25%.......1.5x
10%.......1.75x
5%.........2x
Affects both DarkSide & Justin
============== Equipment
Justin: 20/20 HP
Justin's machines and equipment: Staff of the Cometians Mk. 1 (Lv. 5), Tome of Frozen RGB (Red Green Blue) Mk. 1 (Lv. 4), Everwhite Mk. 1 (Lv. 3)
DarkSide: 20/20 HP
DarkSide's machines and equipment: Malice Mk. 1 (Lv. 5), Pure Terror Mk. 1 (Lv. 5)
==============
Charges
DarkSide: Intimidating Vessel (18/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII Justin: Planetary Unrest Extreme Bloodlust (The Ragemode one (Is this allowed?))(16/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII
===============
Entities:
Zilch! Zada! Nothing!
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ACTION
Unlike my previous reincarnations, this time, I will be near-fully neutral.
With that being said, I start being a sneaky *****. I sneak up behind the PZs, lining up for an attack from the shadows...
Justin, on the other hand, just goes to town on the Pretzel Elemental, taking massive bites from it with the look of intense hunger in his eyes. As the Pretzel Elemental (it would undoubtedly fight back) fought back, he froze whatever the elemental was attacking him with, and kept eating.
...Hm... kinda salty, with a touch of pepper. A little on the soggy side, though. *Nom* Wonder what happened there? Bah, whatever! I'll eat anything when I'm hungry! *Nom nom nom* Taste's still there, though. *Nom*
...Aaaaand CUE /FACEPALM!
((A facepalm will also be in order if the Pretzel Elemental has already died and I never noticed.))
(For best effect, run through a text to speech program and play elevating music in the background)
On my side of the story, I've been trying to do plenty for Acolyte, but I'm not up to the good parts yet (although after the BOSS BATTLE, baby steps will be taken in the right direction). Plus, even if High School is a good amount of work, college is probably much much more difficult. Plus, Acolyte has a lot less posters on it that you have (it's a double-edged sword: while I do have less stress to put up with, it's going to be harder to get the story going). If I were working on this, I'd be stressed because my other forum games were relatively small, and having to put up with this many posts at one time would be really overwhelming (A good example in DTG2 would be after Twin's Computer goes haywire and activates godmodding mode). I would volunteer to see if I can co-GM when you're not up to the task, but I'd have to deal with so much that the entire thread would crash and burn. I'm surprised you haven't quit already because of the amount of work you have to put up with. Therefore, I can say this: You're a cooler person than I am.
I try not to use formatting (if what you mean by that is listing all the things you need to do in a turn) and try to be reasonably mellow about doing all this. If formatting is using bold and color and all that, then I can go without, it just makes it easy to find my posts in the sea of other peoples' actions. I might consider forgoing it.
Also, on the bright side of only-charge posts: they only have a charge, so you don't even need to recognize an action or whatnot.
Laconic: You have my support and you can do a lot of things that I can't do. You should keep your hopes up.
I put the text to speech examples here for you if you don't feel like reading.
23 19 charge boosts in reserve
50/50 This World... SLAAAAAAM50/50 Has No Need For Gods DUUUUUUUNK
... Indigo Flames && Crystal Ball = The Mindwalker (3/8)
Olimar's Whistle >Fine 4/5
+2 Bomber
I ninja loot the Zeroth B-Ball. NOW I CAN MURDER THE SOUL OF THE CORE. GET DUUUUUUUUNKED OOOOOOOON!!!! I expend both my charges, flip my gravity towards the Soul, and SMASH THE ZEROTH BALL INTO THE CORE'S HEADS AT FULL FORCE. I then teleport the Soul of the Core into the ocean. No, I don't really care about how creative my actual attacks are. This is why I make the alchemies, grab the spoils, spam the basic attacks, make the charges. It's how I operate. ... Anyways, I pull out another Monado, how many of those things are there even, and cut off all of the Core's heads.
You claim the Zeroth Ball, which is NOT a damage-dealing Spoil, but rather a buffing one! To quickly describe it: The Zeroth Ball is a Ball made of pure Slamicite and Jamicite, and all the power of B-Ball rests within. Activating it causes you and four players of your choice to Gain minicrits for the turn of activation. However, B-Ball is a Team Sport, so you have to choose who else gets the Minicrits! As such, you do NOT activate the Zeroth Ball! The Zeroth Ball has a cooldown of six turns.
The gravity of the Soul of the Core redirects everything to the Body, causing it to take a monumentous 400,000 damage!
Crafting:
The Loose Cannon && Haunted Demoman Soul && Haunted Eyelander soul = 3/8 Make the World go Blind
"HA͜H̛AHAHA̵HA͘HA͞H͡! ̀HA͠hh̨ah҉a̢h͏áh̸a.̀.͠.."҉ "Oųr̢ ̕death̢
͝h͟a̡s ͏tr̛ul̸y҉ ͞begųn̡!͘" ̡"̴i su̴p̨p̴o̵s̴e t͜his ͢i͝s the ̧p̢oint͞
WHER҉E͝ ͘WE A͞L͝L͞ DI͞E̡!͏?"
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҉"҉h͘a̕h̕ah̴a̕s̡ha̕h͢"͘
̶
"͟I ̀don̢t ̷t̕h̢ink͜ so͠.̷..̴
͡
҉"T̸hi̵s҉ ͡m͘akes͟ ̷t̀h̵e j̕o͢b o̸f̢ kil͜ling ̡the͘ en̕em̶y ̴SO MU͡CḨ E̴A҉S͏IER!̶..̷"͝
Empowered in Topaz: 13/13
I use much of my charge energy to infuse my body with Topaz, turning me into Topaz!BattleFury
Topaz Battlefury
25/25 ((5 increase per gemlevel,
Can upgrade to Emerald Battlefury after a certain amount of damage and or charges
Resistant to damage due to being made of a gem
The Topaz Frying Pan has become the Gemsword!
Gemsword: Upgrades with Battlefury.. Currently topaz. Provides a damage bonus
Magic-based attacks are scattered around Battlefury due to the reflective nature of gems. At lower levels this is mostly irrelevent.
Below: leveling up mechanices
Leveling Up Mechanics:
The gem teir system follows that of Terraria.
At each level up, i gain: 5 HP
Damage buffs
Greater damage resistance
At levels 2, 4, 6 and 7 i gain extra skills, and at 6 and 7 i can choose a passive ((such as Sure aim or Evasive))
The Gemsword:
Melded from the Topaz Frying pan (Which, i might remind you, is half-diamond sword), the Gemsword provides an damage boost, and can gain its own set of passives.
It can gain one of the Generic Minecraft Set of Boosts each level, with Diamond allowing for me to remove one trait and gain a -1 trait (if thats not OP). The strenght of the Generic Minecraft Bonus's increased by 1+ per level.
Currently, i have Damage 1+ as a starting boost
10/11 Emerald Upgrade
i ninja/bullrush the Zeroth Ball if generic does not have it. If he ninjaed it, then i present the blueprints for the Death unto Life to richard and warn him about UserZero having a copy.
EDIT: adjusted hp
Let's put it one way: HP upgrades are NOT that cheap. In fact, it would take a Level 50 charge to make such a dramatic system, and on top of that the HP bonus for a charge purely meant for it would probably be exactly 5 HP if it was 50 posts of charge. As such, you only gain 1 HP and upgrade the Topaz Frying Pan into the Gemsword.
(I was forgotten in the Player HP lineup.)
I roundhouse the Hatred of Formatting in the face.
//Charges//
Orbital Facepalm Cannon: 2/50
Shard Kinesis: 2/10
//Alchemies//
Machina || Beggar's Bazooka = Face Exploder^3 (Level 5: 2/6)
Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad kick-starter.)14/25(or 18 if the helping effect works)
The damaged blasting pages && Damaged Transmutation field alternator 5/6 Damaged Warp Zone
I build quickly one school of necromancy(level 0 alchemy does things related to necromancy)
my items
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
I try to attack Godmodder477
I use for that a spell dealing fire damage he says that he is immune to fire then I reveal it was a searing fire spell and so that it ignore fire immunity or resistance he then says that anyway he countered the spell and stroke me 1000000000000000 times in one quarter of second and also that he had snowbluff immunity to fire but I say that it was super snowbluff damage and that I had immunity to countering because I used shielded casting but the godmodder have anti snowbluff damage protection and he have the ability to ignore the ability to be not countered and also I can not block his attacks thanks to the immunity to be blocked of the godmodder but it was in fact super snowbluff damage and ..................................
At the end of this infinite chain of counters I loose because the godmodder godmods but in fact the slowing effect when reading the rules and applying them might make him more likely to be hit by another attack.
Your attack randomly goes south to a nearby Spellbender who was working for Richard, ready to take the hit. It perishes without any infinite chain of counters.
Alchemies
SCP-109 && Reinforced Hose && High-Pressure Pump = Pump Them Up (4/5)
Oh screw it, just make it already: SCP-2223-A Figurine && Tallow Golem = Magical Anime Girl Golem (1/10)
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (26/50) (+1 from Ire)
Project M07-The Phonetician (7/50)
+2 to Pit
Action
I cheer at the defeat of Charles Barkley. I then rage at the fact that player health is a thing.
All the mixed feelings aside, I pull out a hammer and toss it at King Bob-omb. I'm out of ideas.
Entity Command
The Wizard of Yendor uses Summon Nasties and attacks King Bob-omb. The summoned monsters join him in his assault on King Bob-omb.
Comment
Seems a little early to implement a player health system.
1,000 damage to King Bob-omb!
He will do as you say.
I was considering implementing it from the very beginning, and Ninjatwist certainly did. As it stands, I found it considerably fun but I didn't get the chance to toy around with it.
Walker: level 1, 491000 damage (Warning - leveling up soon) (5000 per Blue Horror killed, by the way)
Best Pun Ever: 27/50 (+1 from UserZero (Hey, she did do +3 to all PZ players...))
Haven't You Got Slams In Your Jam: 25/25 (+2 from Fseftr, +2 from UserZero)
+2 to Fseftr
Walker grins at the now-targetable players.
"DON'T COMPLAIN. YOU ALL KNEW THAT THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN AT SOME POINT. YOU'VE HAD ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO PREPARE FOR IT ALREADY, MAYBE ONE OR TWO OF YOU COULD'VE DONE WHAT I DID AND ACCEPTED MORTALITY EARLIER IN EXCHANGE FOR POWER... BUT HEY. LIFE SUCKS, AND THEN YOU DIE."
There's a pause, then he checks one of his charges. Noticing that it's complete, he then gives a brief chuckle.
"YOU KNOW WHAT? IN HONOR OF CHARLES BARKLEY, LET'S TAKE IT INTO OVERTIME FOR A LITTLE BIT."
Cue the arrival of...
A truly dandy baller indeed. Judging by his expression, he's also quite angered by the death of Charles Barkley, and would be more than happy to avenge the slain gatekeeper.
Walker uses the distraction of Slammer's rather sudden and unexpected arrival to suddenly pick up the Uncreativity Monster and throw it at the Soul of the Core. I suppose when you really want to mess something up, hurling it in the direction of an enormous rage monster always works.
The Uncreativity Monster loses all of its Overheal HP as it struggles to get away from Traho! The Soul of the Core is basically immune to Entity Damage right now, you've dealt nothing to it.
@Tazz My char might be considered airborne while he is on the Throne of the Skies.
The sudden transformation gives Hezetor something to think:
My body... this... I've never been so weak... now this body... can die... in many incredibly easy way at least...
now speaking to UserZero
Hezetor: Thanks for what you have done, this will make things even more funny for me, I couldn't even limit myself over this weakness... from now on the fight will be even more interesting, as you say the "joke" will be even more funny.
If is possible my char will try to steal the B-Ball teleporting it in his right hand, storing it in his hammerspace for later use.
+2 to Pit [AZ]
Charges
Concordant Killer 9/25
Rugname 23/50
Flying Throne > fine = Throne of the Skies (Level 5) 5/6
Module || stasis field = Module of stasis manipulation (level 4: 4/5)
Sadly, Generic's ninja looting was too fast for you, and his inventory is basically thief-proof.
Apparently, the Supression Turrets got summoned, but they didn't get summoned... Either that, or they died, which is why I like to make dead entities at 0 HP at the turn they died so people can tell and don't say "Hey, where'd my entity go?". Oh, well. Player mortality got implemented!Then again, if this is anything like my game, the first thing everyone's going to do is hack at each other's throats... Leviathan: 11/30 I hire a noob pyro to W+M1 Abnormally Large Chicken and disrupt its aim while I flank it like a "good" pyro, thus damaging it and disrupting its aim even more...
I edited them back in. That was a mistake. Stupid Editor crashes.
5,000 damage to the Heavy Fists Guy!
Ekimu The Mask Maker: 2/50
Fairy in a bottle: 1/10 (Does anyone need an explanation for what this does? I wouldn't think so, but you never know)
Skarmory uses Swords Dance!
I zap the King Bob-Omb with my Thunderstruck.
I ponder what would happen if my Thunderstruck and my Trace of magic were combined with an && operation.
Thunderstruck && Trace of Magic = The Reverse-Franklinator (Level 9).
Well now you know. Given the increase in Alchemiter levels (which I did notice and will put into the front page), you can create this.
2,000 damage to King Bob-Omb!
It will do as you say.
AlchemiesSCP-109 && Reinforced Hose && High-Pressure Pump = Pump Them Up (5/5)
SCP-2223-A Figurine && Tallow Golem = Magical Anime Girl Golem (2/10)
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (27/50)
Project M07-The Phonetician (8/50)
+2 to Pit
Action
I pull out a weapon. It's basically a highly overpowered minigun that shoots nine different kinds of bullets. The internal mechanism uses a Klein Star Omega array coupled with an Energy Condenser array. The condensers are configured to condense each type of custom bullet, each at its own rate. Each bullet is then piped to a series of Deep Storage Units linked to gun turrets.
The first bullet type is composed of a lead outer shell within which rests a liquid detector and a polonium release mechanism. Upon the bullet touching an enemy's bloodstream, the bullet releases polonium into it, poisoning the enemy with radiotoxicity.
The second bullet type is composed of a brass outer shell containing a counter attached to a 1ms timer. Upon the counter reaching 1500, or 1.5 seconds, specially crafted condensed C4 pellets within the bullet detonate.
The third bullet type is composed of highly volatile Unstable Fluxed Electrum. Upon impact with a target, the target will instantly suffer a massive seizure from seeing visions of infinity. The symbol for aleph-null is etched into each bullet.
The fourth bullet type is composed of highly dense array alloy. Array alloy is a special form of data-structural alloy forged from arrays. Although more rigid than vector alloy, it is less flexible, storing as many modifier slots as its density will allow. This particular array alloy is outfitted with 30 stacks of aerodynamics, 20 stacks of piercing and 14 stacks of rotation, making its armor-piercing capabilities unrivaled except for the rest of this list.
The fifth bullet type is made of True Form Cascadium. Cascadium is the material form of the Cascade DOS virus. Cascadium, on sudden and forceful impact with a target, breaks the chemical bonds between certain atoms, causing the target to split into cubic pieces that cascade to the ground. True Form Cascadium is even more destructive, causing the cubic pieces to disintegrate rapidly one by one.
The sixth bullet type is made of Pseudo-Elementium. Pseudo-Elementium is a form of Elementium created by cross-emulation with three types of magical energy. It is as powerful as standard elementium but is capable of causing nuclear fission.
The seventh bullet type is made of a complex series of miniaturized components including energy-initiation chambers, conduit piping, bullet projectors and curved diffusion lenses. This bullet fires bullets of its own, which are standard bullets. The bullets are blow-forward, propelling the original bullet forward. This causes it to impact and penetrate its target's outer layers with an incredible speed.
The eighth and ninth bullet types are Positium and Negatium bullets, crafted from nothing but pure positive charge and negative charge. When the two fuse, the charges combine into one large neutral bullet that multiplies the speeds of both together.
I then fire on King Bob-Omb. King Bob-Omb is instantly annihilated by the storm of bullets.
Pump Them Up: This bad boy is quite literally a weaponized and portable water hose attached to an infinite water source. You will win EVERY super-soaker contest ever for life. Probably because the extreme pressure and infinite water will kill them all. Fortunately, pressure is adjustable for any reason you need. It's a bit unwieldy.
Lesser Dog NEO: 9/10. (+3 from Uzi)
Narration: 10/50.
Tesla Scepter: 4/whatever
+2 to Fseftr
AA throws a bone at Richard, and the Soul of the Core leaps on him to go fetch it. It then returns and attacks Twin.
Suddenly, a strange signal begins to be received...
So I've finally found the Golden Boy himself! What a disappointment. I really hoped that he'd be less... boring. This orderly world really needs something to spice it up, don't you think?
Richard catches the bone.
Your entities will do as you say.
Godmodder477: Oh, who are you to talk?!Godmodder477: You sound like someone shoved an alpaca down your throat, or something.Godmodder477: Let me guess, you're one of those psychotic types that take 'interesting' as 'basically a stark raving madman.'Godmodder477: Who even cares, I'm the godmodder taking on a Godmodder well over my rank and I'm winning, I could care less.
50/50 Charge COMPLETE! I'm going to hang onto it... FOR NOW.
5/40
2/4 Diamond AutoBow
So, player vulnerability is back! However, with the PZs the smallest faction around, I worry that this is going to turn into "us getting killed over and over again". Some protective help, Uzi?
I claim the Zeroth ball if nobody else grabbed it(someone almost definitely did).
I read a book. Curious, the Soul of the Core looks over my shoulder. Cue the re-enacting of a certain Tom and Jerry episode.
(for those who didn't see it, it basically involves the Soul of the Core or whatever is protecting it getting punched in the eye, or where the eye would be if it doesn't have one.)
If you get spawncamped, UserZero is going to start taking serious AZ/N/GC casualties, and two factions are also against each other as well as you, so...
4,000 damage to one of the Heads!
Interesting. I find this mildly unnecessary for nearly two months into the game, but I suppose that's fine. Also, I hate to be that guy, but you put Babysphee on there twice.
I order the Possessed Armors to attack King Bob-Omb.
Anyhow, the existence of player health once more screams one thing to me. And that thing is blood magic. Hah. But, for now, time to make a large number of references nobody will get.
I turn around, looking at King Bob-Omb, sifting through my extensive inventory for something useful. Hmm. I pull out a small rectangular shape, which I hold up to the sun. One ten dollar bill, oddly enough. The guy on the bill is smoking. Hah. I wonder who he is. I'm not exactly familiar with Earthen pecuniary notes.
I smooth the ten dollar bill slightly, before muttering a few words. The bill begins to morph and shift, the portrait in the center going blank instantaneously. Something begins to climb through reality, waves of vertigo assaulting me both in and out of game. Suddenly, a form pops into existence, face remarkably akin to the one in the picture. He straightens himself, and notices me instantly, looking over, a pensive expression adorning his features.
"Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?"
"Actually, I am not a sir, sir."
"I see, mystery has quite the allure." "Sure."
The man raises an eyebrow for a incalculably minuscule fraction of an instant. I take the moment after to question him.
"What is this about Aaron Burr, sir?"
"He is one of the last things I remember, the cur."
"What IS the last thing you recall, I adjure."
"Falling into an indefinite unconsciousness, beyond an aperture."
"By the way, you never told me your name; Burr?"
"Alexander Hamilton, I assure."
Now it is my turn to raise an eyebrow.
"And there's a million things you haven't done?"
"Just you wait." "Just you wait."
I grin slightly. He looks somewhat less stiff than before, a small smirk gracing his lips.
"Why is it that I am here?"
"I'm obligated to reply with this.
Talk less."
"Heh."
"Smile more.
Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for."
Hamilton's keen eyes scour the Battlefield. He notes the two sides.
"For that matter, I implore that you define here."
I look over the Battlefield, before pulling out a record of what has occurred to lead up to this very moment, historically. Alexander reads it through in a matter of minutes.
"I see. Do you desire to manipulate me into pressing legal action against them."
"No. You're not a god. You'd probably get killed, again."
"Then what keeps me from returning?"
"I need you to hand me a federal note worth any amount of money at all."
He places a twenty dollar note into my hand, fortunately bereft of Andrew Jackson's horrendous visage and malicious deeds.
"Now, I suppose you could watch the fireworks."
"I must be off. But first, here."
He presses an ornate dueling pistol into my hand, adorned with a number of artistic shapes and metals. As a second thought, he lightly drops a piece of paper into my hand.
"I believe these will prove useful to you. I will be going, now."
He takes a step, stands atop the ten dollar bill on the ground, and just vanishes. Well, then.
(Yeah, I'm being a massive Hamilton fanchild mess now, aren't I. Well, some things are just too great to resist, that play included.)
I read what is written upon the paper. What I find makes me shudder in excitement.
"Khyoirika'a mu. You will find that Useful, I trust, along with a suggestion not to detonate the living Being at the foremost of the crowd of Enemies."
I immediately begin to freak out at what is written at the beginning, writing things down and opening pesterlogs with others. As I do this, I stride over to the King Bob-Omb, after picking up the ten dollar bill, which I hide away in my inventory.
I channel the energies of human belief through the antique twenty dollar note Alexander handed me, before crushing the Bob-Omb with it. Essentially, I hinge the thing's ability to explode on our belief that it will occur. As such, I ask that we all state some belief that it will not after attacking it, just to see if I am competent enough to correctly pull the spell off. This was a terrible idea. Asking players to cooperate to achieve a common goal, or to believe that a 20 dollar bill can stop this being from exploding? Good one.
Later, I find the clearing in the forest, fingering the as-of-yet-unloaded dueling pistol I was gifted with. I blink several times. Yeah, I must work on practicing before I can reliably fight the Scribe.
I'll just take the first two things off my list.
Ashwood Rod && Agonized Soul = Agonizing Rod (1/???)
Depowered Cipher's Call && Indigo Flames = Cipher's Call (1/???)
(+2 to Generic)
Discord: 27/50 //////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Infinity Mechanism 12/30 (+2 from Twin and Crystal) //////////////////////////////.
Ashwood Rod && Agonized Soul = Agonizing Rod (Level 8: 1/9)
Depowered Cipher's Call && Indigo Flames = Less Depowered Cipher's Call (Level 8: 1/9)
10,000 damage to King Bob-omb! If enough people state they believe it won't explode this turn, it won't.
...That'll be a lot of people.
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Since everything's going down now, I guess support will be needed. Considering i'm one of the few players that are most likely never to truly pick a side, I'm one of the players that will get some attention from everyone because i'm essentially playing the role of the mercenary. So, let's see how my next entity will cement this. Though, considering the attack pattern, you will want her on your side for as long as you can, so let's see how this kind of system will work out for you:
[NNNNNNNNNN] This, to the left, is the current allegiance bar of the entity. It shows the percent chances that each side will get her, with each symbol representing a 10% chance. So if the bar looked like this:
[AAAAPPPGGG] There would be a 40% chance they would go with the AZ forces, a 30% chance for the PZ forces, and a 30% for the GS forces. Of course, that's not how simple it really is. How the bar works is that each input starts at the left of the bar and goes right until it gets pushed out of the right side, meaning it would look more like this in the actual game:
[AGGPAAGNPN] Which is slightly harder to read, but shows how everyone votes a bit more easily. And I haven't stated how you fill the bar, so i'll straight up say it: Each +1 you give me will add one symbol to the left of the bar. There's even more incentive now, isn't there?
So, let's begin the new entity right now to see how everyone votes. And the things she can do WILL make you regret not putting charge in.
Stream Like STEVEREEEEEEEN: 1/50 Allegiance Bar: [NNNNNNNNNN]
Let the games begin.
(Is this thing on? Hi. I'm Star. You probably know me as the guy whose body is going around outside of my control after I went out in a blaze of glory. Well, I'm going to annoy an ASDF guy with this post, because it's about his greatest fear: Backstories. Someone probably gets the reference. DTG fans, I come from a place where there is no such thing as the Conflict or the Narrative. Simply put, they are both under one thing, the plot. The plot is the embodiment of the Author's will on the story to go wherever the Author desires it to go. My job is to deal with certain parts of the plot that have problems. I am the guy who created most positive plot holes. When someone learns something they were never supposed to know, and have no right to know? I'm the guy who taught it. When someone has an item that they're not supposed to have, I gave it to them. When a villain steps in front of Chekov's gun, I fire it. I am not a tool of the Narrative. The Narrative's goals, however, are in line with mine. Most of the time. However, that is not my hobby, and not what keeps me busy so often. When the Plot leaves a universe for good, many times things go to heck immediately afterward. My true job is to fix those problems. I call myself the guardian of the Happy Ending because I keep the happy ending from turning sour, and once a universe is left, try to turn the bad endings good. There is one time I will step out of line of the plot, however. If there is a case where the bad ending means the destruction of the world, I use one of my artifacts to keep it alive: the Snowglobe of Parallel Universes. It changes the Plot to an alternate reality where the destruction of the world takes place, while I preserve the original timeline. So now I need to ask myself a question: Why am I here? I cannot bring my full force to bear in order to solve this problem, my supposed ally, according to Tazz's logic (the Narrative's OP scale) would nerf me in an instant. Originally, I came here for a vacation. The universe was not really in any peril, and I could act human, something I rarely have the chance to do, and have limits forced upon me like anyone else. But now? Now there is something that is dangerous. A paradox. Depending on the severity, a planet wiping, universe ending paradox. And this would be one massive paradox, making a life that touched so many end before it touched those lives. And yet, despite the danger, this isn't the most pressing case of world destruction occurring right now. Through proxies, coworkers in an organization I came up with myself, and avatars, my team is stopping 3 paradoxes in progress, 14 world ending explosives, a plot to destroy the world (strange, usually there's more), 8 plots from different realities to destroy a reality, 385 universes undergoing heat death, and a countless number of petty things that would eventually butterfly effect into world destroying levels. I'm not sure why I'm still here, with all that in mind. Sheer stubbornness, I suppose. I'm not going to give up on something that's not even a 10th of the way done, knowing how the game slows down during the final 10 HP. Though I really wanted my sacrifice to take out Barkley, I'm not that mad. I'm honestly impressed that he was able to manipulate energy lightyears away from him just because it was in the shape of a ball, and that counted as B-Ball energy. But that's not what matters. I'm able to take my vacation in a surprising way. I just sit back, relax, and let the carnage occur around me. I even get a chance to brainstorm for upcoming attacks! Though I will not exactly say no to people attacking my body. Simply put, I'm just going to wait and watch. I knew the vulnerability was coming, that was in the cards. I didn't expect it to occur this early, though. I told you, Uzi. This wasn't going to be easy for either of us. And Tazz, I appear to have an HP bar even though I'm in spirit form. I lack the power to attack, defend, or add to charges. But I'm glad that Uzi's taking us seriously now. If Barkley was the weakest gatekeeper, then that bodes pretty well for me. I want a challenge, here! I want a situation where there's no reason to hold back!) Total +s given to me: 3 (Also, a rhyme for how to defeat the 6 stages. First is the homing stun, over the swamp.Second is heavyset, too much to stomp.Third is a well-placed projectile grasp.Fourth is a rolling action that'll make you gasp.Fifth is a spiky cast iron flail.Then just avoid his spin, and prepare to whale.These are the six stages in this boss fight.Show him your power and your might.) And, since I forgot to do this earlier, our victory song for defeating the First Gatekeeper:(Yes, it's the final boss song, but it sounds suitable for an ending as well.)
First: There is no such entity as the Plot, period. There is the Narrative and Conflict, and that's been it since the dawn of existence itself, and they're Omnipresent to boot. They're jointly called the Plot, but they're very separate entities. I need to draw a line on how far anything can go, mate! I really really do!
As for having HP, you wonder this for a while, since I've just gone into a monolouge that looks like dodging the question. Then, you realize, wait, clearly I haven't. You then look at your body.
It has completely stopped teleporting in response to your tunes, and is now looking directly at you, despite not being very...Visible at all. After checking behind you to make sure it's not looking at something beyond, you look back. It's still staring.
...you look at yourself, and realize that you are now apparently inhibiting the body of your Minecraft avatar instead, and possibly may have been since 'death.' Which probably explains why it can see you. Of cousre, it should be mindless, kind of. Does it realize that's you?
Your body stiffens up, then roars maddly, before teleporting away. It's clearly changed tactics, however: You have to narrowly duck as your body roars past, coated in a purple barrier of sorts!
You're not sure how or why you revived, much less as not yourself, but now you have a massive problem on your hands, as it seems to be strictly focused on exactly one thing: you.
Ekimu the Mask Maker: 3/50
Fairy in a bottle: 2/10
I shoot the King Bob-Omb with high-pressue water from my Trace of Magic.
Funnily enough, I feel confident that it won't explode wheter we defeat it or not.
+2 to Pit from AZ
=Turn One=
(4 / 20) R e m e m b e r m e , s o I m a y l i v e o n .
(6 / 40) Font Friend
+1 to FBSN
+1 to Pit, AZ
=Action=
I load up Mario Maker. This giant Bom-omb is going down. I quickly make some blueprints in-game; massive funnels filled with giant koopas, an Auto-Mario system allowing me to easily activate said koopas, and several thwomps to drop on King Bom-omb's head. I then quickly construct the thing in the battlefield by using Old Valkyrie in Block Layer Scythe Mode. I then start the auto-mario.
I get hit by a spring, and get launched towards some conveyor belts. I then get launched towards a Red Koopa, which I double-bounce on before landing on a moving platform. The red shell flies towards King Bom-omb and slams into hit. This keeps on happening, me landing on various koopas and launching their shells towards King Bom-omb. I then get converyor-launched onto a spring, which puts me on a Blue Skull Platform, and lets me sail over King Bom-omb's head, dropping multiple thwomps on him! Suddenly, a pile full of Buzzy Beetles appears! I keep landing on beetle after beetle, sending more shells at King Bom-omb!
Another moving platform appears, which I start to ride. The platform moves me towards a random flagpost, giving me a 1-UP! The entire deathtrap I built then collapses on King Bom-omb.
=Command=
Valeera gains +1 Mana (for a total of 5) and then draws a card! She then notes that her Ironfur Grizzly (5k ATK, 16k HP, Taunt) should be out on the field, since she didn't lose her turn. (She lacks a basic attack to hit Jon with.) She also notes that she has a Goblin Auto Barber (a 2-drop) in her hand.
CARD DRAWN: Undercity Valiant
Valeera will play down her Assassin's Dagger, and go and whack the King Bom-omb with it. (Assassin's Dagger: 8k Attack, can be used 4 times before breaking.) She'll also use Sleuthhack, summoning 2 Defias Bandits! (4k ATK, 5k HP)
IN THE CASE THAT VALEERA STILL ATTACKED JON AND WAS STOPPED FROM PLAYING THE GRIZZLY AND DRAWING:
Well, she still gains +1 Mana. She then draws her Goblin Auto Barber. She'll then play her Ironfur Grizzly and use her Hero Power to get a dagger. She'll also use Sleuthhack, summoning 2 Defias Bandits! (4k ATK, 5k HP)
16,000 damage to King Bob-omb!
She was prevented, so she'll do the latter set of actions. (she still gained her Mana.)
I summon a large vat of acid into existence with an interdimensional rift in reality. This should be quick.
I begin by examining the chemical composition of the substance in the vat. The thing is filled with pure fluorite. Dropping it would be inadvisable. I attach a flexible pipe to the vat, and affix that to an equally dangerous tank of concentrated sulfuric acid. Spinning a valve around, I just vent excess calcium sulfate out into a jar of some sort. It would probably be best if I didn't bother with the calcium sulfate, given its status as a desiccant.
I promptly dump a large amount of liquid vesperium into the main substance, watching as the eveningmetal fuses with the pure hydrofluoric acid. Examining everything within the vat with extreme scrutiny, I depressurize the chamber, exerting around 5 Gs of force upon the compound telekinetically. The mixture seems to coagulate in miniature globules, which settle at the bottom of the vat.
I pull out a teflon container, and plug it into the vat, dumping large amounts of deadly fluoroantimonic acid into the mix. I quickly transmute the vat to teflon as well. No sense in allowing it to reduce the vat to semiorganic goo.
I allow the thing to settle for several moments, before plugging in a number of perfectly spherical orbs composed of a warded glass-teflon mixture. The substance flows into each of the twenty-five spheres. I detach them from the tank, which I shrink and place within my inventory.
I spin one of the spheres around in my fingers, before loading the bullet-sized things into some sort of pistol mixed with what appears to be a hot glue gun. I lock everything into place, and turn to King Bob-Omb. I fire three of the bullets into the King. The spheres burst the second they strike the surface of the entity, spilling an extremely deadly amount of fluoroantimonic acid-molten vesperium-hydrofluoric acid compound upon the surface of King Bob-Omb.
The acid burns into the side of King Bob-Omb, dissolving whatever the surface of Bob-Ombs is composed of. Molten metal drips down the side of the entity, splattering onto the ground. Near-colorless toxic gases emanate from the hole in King Bob-Omb's side.
As the acids utterly annihilate the King, I pull on some gloves, and adorn a gas mask. Yeah, I probably should have done that earlier, just in case. Well, there's practically no chance anything happened to me. I empty another bullet into the hot glue, and then pump around thirty millibuckets of liquid plutonium into the mechanism. I immediately flash-step near King Bob-Omb, before spraying the acidic and radioactive substance all over it. I observe the King.
The acids, molten metal, toxic gases, and radioactive materials prove too much for the King. They all seem to mix together, and dissolve the epidermis-analogue of the King. Organic goo seeps into the ground as large holes in the hopefully-defunct Bob-Omb are forged.
I flip the gun around, and pull a switch, before throwing it at the King Bob-Omb. I pull out a remote, press a button, and watch as a chemical sugar bomb blows an even larger hole in the King, destroying the gun as well. I slide the remaining twenty one bullets into a teflon container, which I seal in an airtight manner, before removing the rest of the air within the capsule. I open up a suitcase which appears be be filled with similar containers, and place it in, before closing and locking it, and placing it within my inventory. Wonderful.
Ashwood Rod && Agonized Soul = Agonizing Rod (2/???)
Depowered Cipher's Call && Indigo Flames = Cipher's Call (2/???)
@Tazz the nano-machine should heal the main HP bar not the energy shield.
As soon the Throne is complete my char sits on it, well, considering that I thought that he needed a level 5 alchemy just as a seat, without any special propriety, just because it was cool, the consideration that it can attack is rather great.
If the Throne is capable it will attack the King Bob-Omb.
As soon the factory ends the production of Maxis it will begin the production of Protettores with energy shields and nano-machines that will repair their body. (Protettores v1.2)
The Protettores will protect my char.
Maxis will attack King Bob-Omb.
+2 to Pit [AZ]
Charges
Concordant Killer 10/25
Rugname 24/50
Flying Throne > fine = Throne of the Skies (Level 5) 6/6 Complete!
Module || stasis field = Module of stasis manipulation (level 4: 5/5) Complete!
A few words about the stasis manipulation: the ability to put in stasis atoms allows for a easier manipulation of the basic fabric of reality and controlling the decay of particles through the use of local stasis fields are the basics of this technology. New weapons systems can be created that manipulate all four primary energy sources at once.
This module will make the future manipulation of baryonic and non baryonic matter easier in the future giving a basic ability to control dark matter. Furthers upgrades required to gain complete control over matter.
Module || (neutrino && metallic box && laser beam generator) = Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) 1/?
Module || paper with written over the spell "Telepathic Bond, Lesser" = Module of mind network (Level 7: 1/8)
These 2 modules where defined in the past I just don't remember their levels.
You install the stasis field...And realize the factory, as it stands, can't accept more modules!
Your flying throne's laser deals 3,000 damage to King Bob-omb! but you can certainly count yourself airborn.
I test it out by using my Angellic Being on the Storm.
An powerful Halloween themed summon 31/50
Sp00py Armor 11/25 (Part of my Halloween Miniboss summon.)
Fountain of Life && Light Magic && False Wings = Angelic Being 6/6!
+2 PitTheAngel
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing.
Bayoneted Laser Rifle (Also known as Bayo-Laser Rifle) [Power Rank II] Used for Ranged + Melee with extra damage to the Enemy.
Plasma Katana [Power Rank II] Deals extra damage to the Enemy when used.
Post IIY uses a solar-powered lava gun to patch up the Solar Monolith's cracks caused by the Crimson Smog.He then fires the lava gun at the Blue Horrors.Y: Ok, Now that the alchemiter is upgraded I can finally follow my IInformant's schematic.Memory Erasing Gun && SCP-158 && Indigo Flames && TASERDuel 18/20Vortex Monolith 3/15The Solar Monolith's shields do not entirely protect from player attacks or special attacks, instead reducing the damage by 50%.Also, now that Charles Barkley is dead, the Solar Monolith will grant it's shields to the Neutral or GS entities with the lowest health unless instructed otherwise by me./Null
/10 SCP Foundation
3/10 1st ESFB
+2 Nullitor
Crusher48: I think I figured out how Barkley has been unbeatable before. All he needs to do is get a clear shot with his special attack to the basket to inflict enough damage to kill all the players. Once that happens, the players take a whole turn respawning, then arrive back to find Barkley double-dunking to kill them again, with no way to stop it because they take the WHOLE TURN respawning and cannot do anything to stop it (not even ordering any existing entities into the hoop to defend it). Barkley then alternates between special attack and normal attack until Chaos Dunk is ready, which I assume permakills the opposition (hey Tazz, what would Chaos Dunk actually do if Barkley managed to get it?). The only reason we survived was because of the Narrative (actually working on our side for once), which refused to enable player vulnerability until after the Barkley fight.
EXOS: I doubt field wipes apply to players.
Crusher48: If they dont apply to players, then why would the Narrative refuse to enable player vulnerability mid-fight? The Narrative has a Narrative that it wants, that's why it's called the Narrative.
EXOS: And what would stop the next Gatekeeper from pulling this off?
Crusher48: Right now, nothing. But I am going to do some research on how to respawn closer to the fight and get in there without wasting a whole turn, so I can do something against that technique (Field Wipe Camping?). You should go do stuff right now.
EXOS: Alright, I will go do research on things for damage.
Crusher48: Also, go figure out whether Richard has a Spoil for killing the Gatekeeper, and if not figure out if Spoils drop from Gatekeepers or not.
Alright, so to start, I attempt to send a bunch of my tiny Spy Drones to determine what the Gatekeeper is. However, I find that the Barrier is still up, protecting UserZero and Yggdrasil, despite very clearly having been destroyed last EOTB! After clearing that up with the First Guardian, I send Spy Drones in from the opposite direction from the battle (aka the negative Z direction), where they get 500 blocks closer to Yggdrasil before running into another Barrier and another Gatekeeper that finds and destroys them, but not before I get data on its stats (in a PM). I then download blueprints from one of my off-server units on an extremely powerful entity, and try to figure out whether Crusher48 can do 2 50 post charges for one entity or if we need a partner to do it (since its definitely a Boss entity).
The barrier thing was a mistake, and that'll be changed.
PZs could summon one on their own if they merited the status, but that's rare. Generally, you need teamwork, and you need a partner even if you have the amount of charges right.
Your scoutbots wind up destroyed without seeing anything other than a flash of mysterious light coming from the general direction of the Gatekeeper.
Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad kick-starter.)15/25(or 21 if the helping effect works)
The damaged blasting pages && Damaged Transmutation field alternator 6/6 Damaged Warp Zone
my items
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Then I attempt to use the Damaged Warp Zone to warp my allies in the undamaging axis for preventing some damage to them
Damaged Warp Zone: It's a damaged Warp Zone. The Warp Zone itself generates a field that can either warp an area's properties or damage it. It's prone to failing.
12/11 Emerald Upgrade +1 from ire, HP upon level up increased by one due to overcharge
1/15 ???
i summon a Blob of Pretzel-favored Slime
{AG]
1/1 hp
Wastes a random PZ's turn due to being hard to eat/drink
i, in revenge for his attack on the uncreativity monster (from here on the Uncreativity Bear), unleash a bloody stabfest on Walker with the Topaz Gemblade, then pull out a Backburner and set him on fire before switching to Rocket jumping gear. As i rocket jump across the map i bombard him with the Airstrike, then cut my B.A.S.E jumper off and crushing him with the Manthreads/impaling him with the Topaz gemsword.
For good measure i have the uncreativity bear stomp on him....While its paws are covered in critstickys. the spiky parts of the Critstickys get stuck on Walker, and as the Uncreativity bear walks away and Walker finally gets a chance to do somethi- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! He is sent sky-high, and while he is in the air, i make a Market Gardener out of B-balls and whack him with it, sending him crashing down into a massive amount of spikes. Covered with lava.
i then go to fistbump Irecreeper, somehow giving him a 5% defense boost.
2+ to Irecreeper
*WARNING: LEVEL UP AT END OF ROUND, EMERALD LEVEL UP CHARGE FINISHED!*
*WARNING: NEW SKILL GAINED UPON LEVEL UP!* (By the way, the number of turns a skill takes to charge is determined by the level at which it is unlocked)
(Also, only the first 3 levels of gems can be unlocked purely with charges- the rest require more and more damage to level.
Example: Generic Level 2 Skill [||], Generic Level 7 Skill [|||||||]
41/50 Binary Slime engie x1, uzi x3, serpent x2
30/30 Badge 4engie x1
+2 engie
Badges: 4/8
Airstrike Beacon && TM25 2/10
Upload/Download Cable AND Indigo Flames 2/8
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Tazz, remember that my badges also gave a bonus to health if it ever came up? Well, it's come up now. Only a 2 health boost right now. Also, I feel like my 7/10% damage boost hasn't been applying.
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I be busy, and equally busy bees swarm a CSI SWAT Team. They proceed to do their jobs, and try to swat them, but they fail, and the bees sting them painfully many times. Why do armoured and armed paramilitary forces fail against insects? First of all, don't underestimate bees, they'll wreck you. Secondly, CSI sucks, which I'll go into later.
+2 HP! Also, I'll be more on-the-ball about getting those damage boosts in.
=Turn One=
(5 / 20) R e m e m b e r m e , s o I m a y l i v e o n .
(7 / 40) Font Friend
+1 to FBSN
+1 to Battlefury
=Action=
I decide to sync my attacks with Battlefury's! As he stabs Walker with the Topaz Gemblade, I unleash a flurry of Old Valkyrie swings on him as well! Then, when Battlefury pulls out his Backburner, I quickly douse Walker in gasoline and then start filling him with Sydney Sleeper darts as he's lit on fire by Battlefury. When Battlefury takes off into the air to do an Airstrike, I trap Walker in Old Valkyrie in Spiked Whip Scythe Mode, by tying him up with said whip! He's then forcefully exploded by Battlefury. Then, as he descends from above to Mantread / sword walker, I launch myself upwards with Old Valkryie in Rocket Scythe Mode, then quickly switch to Slingshot Scythe Mode. I then fling Battlefury downwards at an impressive speed, causing him to deal increased Mantread / falling sword stab damage.
I then stand back as the Uncreativity Bear attacks, and sit out of whatever Battlefury does later as apparently he's gonig to modify his post.
Pretty Pretty, Shiny Shiny: 19/25 ========================= (+2 from generic) A Tactical Genius: 23/50 ================================================== +2 to Crystal
Bomber decides to give himself the Soul Booster for now (if possible). He should be able to unequip it at any time, unlike entities. He also provides the power of (in)human belief, believing that King Bob-omb will NOT explode. Belief is a powerful thing; just ask the Orks!
Bomber pulls out Da Shootiest Bolter once more. He planned to improve it in the Alchemiter now that it has been upgraded. "Ooh, I can't WAIT to outfit this thing with more weaponry." For now, though, he had new bullets to put to the test. Bomber pulled the Cretrytheum Bullets out of a special casing that was resistant to the hyper-cooling properties of the cryotheum within. This was one of the first times he got a good look at the shells, and was surprised to find that the outside was covered in a layer of ice. Even the air around the bullet felt chilled. He loaded the bullets into the ammo clip, which soon began to form frost on the outside. Bomber really hoped this wouldn't end up damaging his gun.
Locked, loaded, and ready to go. Aimed at King Bob-omb, Bomber planned to freeze him down to his very core. The barrel of Da Shootiest Bolter started to get very cold. Bomber would have to fire very quickly before his gun was ruined by the ice. He hastily pulled the trigger and watched as the bullets sprayed out. Each bullet left a trail of mist through the air that would dissipate shortly after. The ice coating formed a deadly tip on each bullet that would pierce right through King Bob-omb's skin-analogue and begin to freeze him from the inside out. The result was much more violent than before, each impact causing a small yet harsh concussive shockwave.
What the ice did was much more dramatic this time around. Upon hitting King Bob-omb ice shards scattered everywhere, puncturing through him and other things that may be unfortunately too close to him. It was similar to shrapnel. That wasn't the worst of it though. Massive spears of ice erupted out of King Bob-omb from within. When a Cretrytheum Bullet makes its impact, it first releases a concussive shockwave that stuns the target and will spray shards of ice everywhere. Any bullets that are found to remain within the target then rupture violently. The properties of the cryotheum cause them to freeze from the inside out and turn any air pockets into a frozen solid. The target rapidly experiences frostbite, then hypothermia and it's dangerous mental effects.
From the empty air pockets form violent icicles that grow rapidly and burst out of their body, turning them into a frozen pincushion. Soon after the reaction is done the ice, stained red with their blood, will slowly melt down into water again as the cryotheum stabilizes and breaks back down into its components. And just that is what happened to King Bob-omb. His skin(?) had turned a deep, disturbing blue from the sheer cold. Numerous icicles had burst out of his body quite violently, spilling his blood (or gunpowder?) onto the ground. If he wasn't dead from this, he would be under some severe mental trauma. Hypothermia has a severe mental effect, causing strong hallucinations and delirium. Bomber was simply impressed by the power of these bullets, and wondered what else he could do with the power of the elemental dusts.
Bomber starts some new alchemies, now that the Alchemiter is upgraded.
Da Shootiest Bolter && Burna = Kustom Shoota-Burna (Level 6: 1/7)Death Pact && Spirit Absorber = Soul Repository (Level 8: 1/9)
21 charge boosts in reserve
Birds are singing... 1/50
Flowers are blooming... 1/50
... Indigo Flames && Crystal Ball = The Mindwalker (4/8)
Olimar's Whistle >Fine 5/5
Let's just preview the next few things down the road.
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of SightLine of Sight && Miniature Golden Pyramid && Indigo Flames = Cipher's Call
Just, you know, checking levels and such.
+2 Bomber
I casually punch the Soul of the Core in all of its heads and believe really hard that King Bob-Omb isn't going to explode. Meanwhile, since Serpent hasn't posted, I attempt to use Olimar's Flute to... control some currently uncontrolled entity into attacking the Soul of the Core.
Olimar's Flute: This flute commands the respect of all plant-life that can hear it, causing it to animate to help you! Sadly, if it's too big it won't work.
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight (Level 13)
Line of Sight && Miniature Golden Pyramid && Indigo Flames = Cipher's Call (Level 20)
As you can see, I clearly do not take Twin's Alchemy Levels as law.
Belief counter: 3.
Your fist goes flying body-wards instead, dealing absolutely no damage whatsoever. The Flute's attempts to get entities to your side fails, but it does get some plants flailing at the body for 100 damage.
6/40
3/4 Diamond Autobow
Okay, you know what, I'm going to go ahead and deploy the charge right now. Waiting might not actually be a good idea.
50/50 Charge DEPLOYING!
Suddenly, all lights on the battlefield shut off! Which is really weird, since the sun was one of the lights!
Then, over on the PZ side, near Uzi, one single spotlight drops down, onto a massive-scale grand piano that was apparently there the whole time. A familiar-looking pianist walks into the spotlight, bows, and sits down at the piano. He puts up some sheet music, and the atmosphere intensifies as he raises his fingers... and then brings them down.
And the performance STARTS!
Mozart II, The Ultimate Magical PianistHP: Very High/Tons
No Basic EOTB attackHas various effect piano phases for his performance, which the owner(me, TT2000!) can switch at will:Calming Phase(Mozart II plays a calm piano tune, controlling the emotions of all the AZ/N/GS entities and making their attacks do less damage. If I can't have that just make it weaken specific types of entities or random entities)
Frantic Phase(Mozart II's song speeds up, making 2-3 specific AZ/N/GS entities suddenly go berserk and attack their own allies)
Brief Rest(Mozart II raises his hands up for a turn, a necessary charge-up for...)
All-Key-Slam(Mozart II slams his hands, somehow playing every single key at a high volume, sending out a sound shockwave which damages entities!)
Upon death(that is, destruction of the piano), Mozart II will bow, triggering many of the entities on the field to clap. This can either temporarily stun all entities on the AZ/N/GS side(basically, everything non-PZ). If I can't have that, then just make it stun some random entities.
Uzi! I would appreciate if this were buffed to a boss entity, as many of the abilities I put for it would work a lot better with that Boss title... And I mean, with Barkley dead we need a powerful entity replacement.
(All the stuff I put here is rather non-specific, Tazz, so if this is super OP feel free to put it on the field with the lesser versions of all the effects or give it worse HP)
To start, Mozart begins with Calming Phase!
Mozart II summoned! His Calming Phase will affect random enemy entities instead of all of them, and his death will completely stop all entity actions that turn. He wont' be a boss, either.
POSTS LEFT UNTIL 50TH POST, 20
Above Post: it begins
I miss a turn while listening to the piece of Mozart II
An powerful Halloween themed summon 32/50
Sp00py Armor 12/25 (Part of my Halloween Miniboss summon.)
+2 PitTheAngel
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing.
Bayoneted Laser Rifle (Also known as Bayo-Laser Rifle) [Power Rank II] Used for Ranged + Melee with extra damage to the Enemy.
Plasma Katana [Power Rank II] Deals extra damage to the Enemy when used.
DarkSide: Double-bladed battleaxe, one blade head on each end of the handle && Laser Gun && Accursed Flamethrower && Bright Ruby && Flaming Emerald = Dual Destruction Mk. 1 (Lv. 5, 3/6)
Oh, that's nice, player vulnerability. I'll think of something to do with this... ah, that should do it. A rage system should suit me nicely.At 50% HP, I'll begin to gain extra attack power. I'd say 1.25x. At 25%, 1.5x. At 10%, 1.75x. Optionally, there can also be a 5% one, with 2x damage output. It's a rather large risk to take, but pulling it off would be worth it. I think I'll also give my other player character, Justin, a health bar. He'll operate the same as myself. Label us like this:-DarkSide: 20/20 HP-Justin: 20/20 HPIf one or both of us are downed, we will take the time to revive the other or respawn, and focus only on that, consuming an attack. Otherwise, Justin's just like myself, ragemode and all. Only thing that separates him from myself is our alchemies. I also wonder if there's a way to increase max health... I doubt there is, but it doesn't hurt to ask, right?
Justin: 20/20 HPJustin's machines and equipment: Staff of the Cometians Mk. 1 (Lv. 5), Tome of Frozen RGB (Red Green Blue) Mk. 1 (Lv. 4) DarkSide: 20/20 HPDarkSide's machines and equipment: Malice Mk. 1 (Lv. 5), Pure Terror Mk. 1 (Lv. 5) Rage mode activates at 50% HP. 50% = 1.25x, 25% = 1.5x, 10% = 1.75x, 5% = 2x.
DarkSide: Intimidating Vessel (17/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII Justin: Planetary Unrest (15/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII===============Entities:Zilch! Zada! Nothing! =================== ...Actually, I think Neutral looks more appealing right now. I agree.
We both join the Neutral side, since mostly, nowadays, we don't actually care about slaying godmodders; everyone's doomed anyway. We will only attack if we're looking to pick a fight or if we get attacked.
So... yeah, it looks like my nightmare powers have been beaten. Badly. But Uzi's a professional Godmodder, right? You're still one of the best non-Godmodder nightmare warlords I know. I suppose so. But we should be really careful of who we attack from now on. But that also means that they'll halfta be careful of us as well. Yeah. We'll get used to it. Let's defend for now.
Myself and Justin enter defensive stances, ready to deflect any attack that heads our way.
+2 to Pit
((Sorry for not posting much at all, I'm currently focusing on university, DtG: Terraria, and DtG: Chaos.))
You'll need a 50-post charge for such a system! Seriously, you do. In addition, you do NOT count as separate entities. I basically do not distinct you from Justin right now.
==Turn 1==
Salt 16/50 (+2 from Bomber)
+2 to Erelye.
Clay Disc && Greater Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths 1/? (Hopefully level 10.)
Gold Goblet && Greater Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas 1/? (Also hopefully level 10.)
==Action==
Crystal takes in a deep breath, and lets it out. “Ah, so I have HP again. Didn’t expect this so early in the game, but at least I have experience with it. My writer joined DTG2 when all the players had HP.”
That done, he takes out a sniper rifle and loads it with strange, eldritch-looking bullets. “Hey, King Bob-omb. Hope you like Warp!” He aims at the King Bob-omb, magical energy coalescing around the rifle. When he fires, the forbidden power gathered around the rifle transforms the sound from a simple bang to a scream of eldritch agony as the bullet speeds towards its target. Abruptly, time seems to slow down, enabling the mind’s eye to pan along the bullet in flight. Adorned with dark runes, forged of Voidmetal, and loaded with a payload of Warpwood (Wood from a tree that has been infused with a tremendous amount of Warp) sawdust infused with the exudate from a Warped Tumor, this bullet is the perfect deliverer of dark, corrupting insanity. It impacts, and the Warp contained within immediately infects the King Bob-omb. It begins to see dark hallucinations, before a swarm of mind spiders flood onto it and begin inflicting imagined wounds that, nonetheless, are quite real. The sun begins to burn its skin, and an unnatural hunger overtakes it that leaves it ripping chunks out of itself to try and sate it. Finally, a fog appears over the area, and several Eldritch Guardians spawn within before firing orbs of dark power at the King Bob-omb, inflicting major damage. Crystal dismisses the Eldritch Guardians with a wave of his hand.
He also channels the power of belief, urgently believing that the King Bob-omb is NOT, in fact, going to explode soon.
Lastly, he walks close up to the Devastator and takes a captcharoid of the metal it's made of, previewing the alchemization of an ingot of it.
==Entities==
Now to try the entity attack descriptions out.
Storm gusts wind that strangely seems to form music as a torrent of apocyanic (Bright cyan-blue; a Neath color.) lightning lashes out from its weathery form and onto the King Bob-omb, while Storm glows with golden light and shouts words at the King Bob-omb that impact with the force to crack bones and hillsides.
(In other words; Storm-Threnody and The Fire Sermon.)
10,000 damage to King Bob-omb!
Clay Disc && Greater Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths (Level 8: 1/9)
Gold Goblet && Greater Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas (Level 8: 1/9)
Belief counter: 4.
You don't have a Captcharoid! However, you believe that the Blackguard is probably the most powerful material you could reasonably use in the Alchemiter.
Chlorophyte (If it makes the alchemy level too high replace with Grassite) II Dirt II Herbal Medicine = Healium (Get it? :p) 3/3? Finished? Healium: Best haling metal, forged deep in the forests. Patented by Treebrin.
Nerf Batt II Potion of Weakness II Potion of Slowness = "Nerf" Bat 1/???
Bow II Gun II Sword = BowGunSword 1/???
+2 to Scribe
Sukard 8/50
Vritra Chenbog 5/6 (+1 from FBSN?) (I might have ADHD...)
It turns out that the cross I threw in there is A: a holy one, and B: It has Jesus' blood on it. #rekt
I decide to ask what year it is, then I put cinnamon on the Pretzel Elemental, and then I put ants in the battlefield so that they will eat the Cinnamon Pretzel Elemental, cause sugar.
Neo Ultima uses his name brand Ultima Potion.
Healium was Level 5. Using the Grassium thing. Clorophyte, it's Level 8, and either way, it's so not finished.
Nerf Batt II Potion of Weakness II Potion of Slowness = "Nerf" Bat (Level 10: 1/11)
Bow II Gun II Sword = BowGunSword (Level 1: 1/2)
The Voidwalker doesn't know about this Jesus person you're going on about, but clearly you killed him as you have his blood, so he's not terribly afraid of him. Well, that, and UserZero is an Atheist and installed Aethism mods, so your blood does nothing. (And religious attacks like that are just bait for, well, all sorts of things I don't want to have in this game, so let's not go there much, m'kay?)
4,000 damage to the Pretzel Elemental!
He'll do as you say.
Sorodin> No... it cannot be.
Sorodin> For the first time in millennia, I feel painfully mortal.
Another, deeper, voice comes and talks in sync with Sorodin.
Sorodin?> You cannot defeat US. WE ARE THE GOD OF RAIN. WE. ARE. IMMORTAL!Sorodin?> It will take me a while to descend to the mortal plane. Until then, take care of yourself, Sorodin.
Sorodin collapses to the ground, limp for the moment. When he stands back up, his voice is back to normal. Sorodin> Well then, let's get the party started, shall we?
==Action==
I put on some earplugs, and hand a pair to Zineous and The Devastator. I also take out a fire hose and remove the glue from Zineous and the Possessed Armor. With Healing Potion fluid instead of water.
==Alchemies==
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad && Mario 64 = Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64 (level 5: 4/6)
Nether Portal && (End Portal Frame && Shrink Ray) = Pocket Dimension (Level 2: 3/3) [DONE!]
Auto-Surgeon 9000 && Mini-Alchemieter = Auto-Merger 1/???
==Charges==
The Nonexistent 10/50
Essence of Rain 7/50 (+1 from Talist)
Zineous will attack King Bomb-Omb with Thunder Rage.
Also, I believe that King Bomb-Omb will not explode.
+2 Pit
Auto-Surgeon 9000 && Mini-Alchemieter = What even is an Auto-Merger?
Pocket Dimension: It's a portal that has a 50 percent chance to take you to either the Nether or the End, that can fit in your pocket. I don't think you thought this all the way through, mate.
The Glue's effects faded already. You still heal the Possessed Armors and Zineous for 2,000 HP each.
42/50 Binary Slime
1/35 Badge 5
+2 engie
Badges: 4/8
Airstrike Beacon && TM25 3/10
Upload/Download Cable AND Indigo Flames 3/8
___
Mercury tells one of the SWAT teams that their lifes are meaningless. They'll never have their own TV show, and will only show up when the CSI team needs them. And even then, the CSI team will tag along with their handguns, because screw logic, amiright? I mean, why would a forensics team be doing interviews, or saving hostages, or being taken hostage, or doing anything except forensics? Also, what's with CSI: Cyber? The title "Crime Scene Investigator" technically works with that, but it's obviously not their real title... hopefully. Who even knows with the god-awful writers they have? Did I mention how much CSI sucks? The SWAT Team is deeply hurt.
Oh hey, me What be of the ups, dear pal Last time I met the player, he didn't talk like this I have been of deciding the this will be the text gimmick that is specific to me So anyway, you die, I die, because we're like the same guy I am of agreeing that this fact is true, yes Babysphee (thed player) Is standing by Memia! He can give +2 instead of +1 to Memia every 3 posts! Portal to the mary sue realm: 3/30Dragacorn rant: 1/3 Babysphee will give +2 in: 2 posts
You will not give Memia +2, that's just dumb. A charge to accelerate charges is worth more than I can reasonably allow charging to do.
Pretty Pretty, Shiny Shiny: 22/25 ========================= (+2 from generic) A Tactical Genius: 24/50 ================================================== +2 to Crystal
It was quite concerning that he could be harmed now, but Bomber didn't worry himself over it too much. Besides being able to simply respawn (apparently one of the laws of this universe) he had several failsafes to ensure that he would never stay dead. Of course, Bomber would never reveal the majority of them. One that is common to many like him is that they don't die, but are simply banished back to whence they came for a period of time. This is either caused by an artifact or enchantment of some sort, or is simply a natural property; typically demons. He wouldn't admit which one it is though, and simply respond with an odd grin.
The demon portal was becoming a concern, quickly spewing out more and more minions of the Burning Legion. As stated before, Bomber had done some work with them but is no minion of theirs. If they wish to potentially stand in his way then they would face his wrath. That is, he would use a spell to bring them to their knees, and potentially convert them to his service. All he has to do is give them the right incentive.
The Flame Imp would be first. Imps are some of the lowest demons. Some of them tended to be weak-willed and cowardly. Naturally, Bomber would use this to his advantage here. Coming close to the imp, he held his arms out. Maroon chains made out of energy came forth, shackling the Imp by his legs. Bomber then reeled him in close, hanging him upside-down near Bomber's face.
"Hello, Imp. I trust that you are enjoying the material plane, hm?"
Bomber paused for a moment, giving the Imp a chance to respond. The imp frightfully nodded.
"Good. I think you will find that it isn't all that it's made out to be. Especially when I roam in it."
He then clawed his hands, causing the chains to jolt the Flame Imp violently. And then again, and again. The Imp howled in pain, but Bomber simply continued while talking.
"I am Lord of Hellco. and if you seek to stand in my way then I will ensure that you will foreverregret that decision."
Bomber gave off a final powerful jolt. Hot pain spread all over the Flame Imp's body. He couldn't even yell, all he did was let out a sniveling whimper as he hung rather limply. Bomber let him go, and the imp collapsed to the ground. Bomber then leaned over the Imp's body, a smirk on his face.
"Of course, you could always join my forces. That would be a great way to avoid all of this. Perhaps it would be in your best interests? The choice is yours."
Backing away, Bomber then patiently waited for the Imp's response.
Da Shootiest Bolter && Burna = Kustom Shoota-Burna (Level 6: 1/7)Death Pact && Spirit Absorber = Soul Repository (Level 8: 1/9)
The succubus gives the Flame Imp a flirtatious look, and snaps the chains with her whip. The Flame imp responds by igniting the fuse on your head. Somehow, this translates to 2 damage instead of you exploding!
I whack TT2000 with a chair, but if I can't PVP than I send the Soul of the Core into a room full of annoying little children.
Quote: 31/50
Making the potatoes...: 19/50
+2 to Talist
You can't act, you're still respawning! You need a whole round for that!
The Pit: 6/20
Fort Rebuilding: 6/20
+2 to K4yne
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 1/11)
@Tazz: Well, you figured out my plot, but that wasn't what I'm trying to hide...
I take out a bow and notch an arrow. It is filled with explosives, and I launch it into the demon portal...
Alchemies:
Spoiler (click to hide)
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool.
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 0/11)
You know, it could be a better idea to directly attack the Demon Portal rather than send stuff INTO it. There's a distinction to be made. In any case, something's gonna have a bad time.
Action:
Player hp? Meh. I don't really like that as a concept much. Also, were you really going to let me do that much damage to the AZs?
I use a power washer to extinguish the King Bob-omb/Some other PZ entity.
Relevance Line:
(I'm just going to underline the alternate language parts. At least while which language they're using is mostly irrelevant.)
Gail stays silent for a while, thinking of what else to say.
"I... ... I've been here... a while. I made some things. ... F... Follow me."
She leads Mikoto into the Alchemiter cave to show him what she's made.
"I heard the Veteran talking... how he needed a weapon. ... So, I made some things."
Despite the fact that Hearthstone doesn't exist right now, she motions towards the pile of weapons she's made.
"You made all these? That's... really cool."
Mikoto wasn't technically lying, but he was being dishonest. The idea of Gail being involved in the fighting, even if it was indirect, made him nervous.
"I made... two things for you. I'll get them..."
Disappearing briefly into the back of the cave, she returned with the Ekog Clock and Diotine Gas Generator.
"That's Diotine... Where did you get it?"
Taking the same defensive and withdrawn expression, Gail replies,
"... You left the bag in your room. ... I thought... you forgot it. So I brought them."
"... Please don't tell me you took any of them."
Mikoto slowly became more and more tensed as Gail got her words together.
(Terraria Fleeting Lava Charm && Sunstone) || Conversion Scales = Sun Charm 3/5
(judge's scales && blindfold [justice is blind, after all] && malachite blade ) || Tuning Fork = Sword of Justice 2/4
Got +2 total.
The first companion: 48/50
Another Charge: 41/50.
+1 to JonDanger& Pricey
Yes, yes I would have. Indeed, had not Jondanger basically got everything except Barkley focused on killing him instead, I probably would have just let the Devastator take the Verboten Jam and die on it's summoning turn (which is why the Scribe got a Commander's Motorcycle-a backup prize).
You could basically make yourself an Entity with all of your complications, and one that would never stop having value. I personally think the system just hasn't been explored enough.
The King Bob-Omb's fuse goes out...For a second, then re-lights itself!
Dialogue:
A green portal appears yet again. Sam comes out.
S: Yes, you have done well. It will get harder.
T: You never said any
S: Who gave you permission to talk!
S: After every 1000 meters gained, presumably there will be a gatekeeper. After the gatekeeper you will be put through a test.
S: Except for reaching 0 meters, this test will give you a small reward at the end, being either a weak entity or a weapon.
S: So here are the details: During the all the tests there will be three stages.
Stage 1
Enemies:
20 Keese
10 Deku Babas
2 Armos
Stats:
Keese, Health: 100, Extremely low attack
Deku baba, Health 500, Low attack
Armos, Health 1000, mid-low attack.
Stage 2
Enemies:
5 Deku Babas
10 Armos
1 Beamos
Stats:
Deku Baba,Same
Armos, Same
Beamos, Health 1000, Medium attack.
Stage 3
Enemies:
5 Armos
5 Beamos
1 Lizalfos
Stats:
Armos, Same
Beamos, Same
Lizalfos, Health 5000, Medium attack.
T:All right then, anything else?
S: You weren't supposed to talk but yes, you have been promoted to Skulltula Hunter
Sam then transports back.
((Yes so pretty much Zelda enemies galore. Please tell me if you will allow this side quest.))
Uh, are you just summoning those guys or makign a whole sidequest just for yourself? IF the former, you need charge (I'm not sure if you expended it). If the latter, eh, go ahead, do your own thing.
Anti-Unoriginality Turret 22/50
Hypocrisy counter since charge 15: 1 ===PLOT=== Pokefan wakes up in time to hear whispering from deep below...
Pokefan: "What is that? I can't hear from this distance... I need to get closer to hear." ===END PLOT===
Pokefan digs to hear the voice deep below.
((I've been forgotten in the player HP lineup...))
You dig down a bit to hear the voices.
"ad infinitum, ad infinitum, ad infinitum..."
Welp. That just can't be a good sign.
Walker: level 1, 491000 damage (Warning - leveling up soon) (5000 per Blue Horror killed, by the way)
Best Pun Ever: 30/50 (+2 from Fseftr)
+2 to Fseftr
If Walker is still alive, he decides to back off and spend some time healing, because death is uncomfortable. If Walker is dead, he stands in place with an expression of irritation while waiting for his servos to not be locked up.
10/10 Fusing them to the Lavamoble making it the Lava Rigku
10/10 Summoning some of my summoing powers
yay
0/20 geting a better alcimiser
0/15 Summoning Spyper and Doppelganger to fight for me
Uh, jumping from 1 to 10 in 2 posts isn't really good for its charge, that just makes them 2-post charges instead of 10-post charges...Also, what do these charges actually do?
The Future: 9/50 ===================================================== (+2 from jondanger and MegaMinEr69)
The Space Invaders && PC = The Personal Space Invaders (3/4)
Scribe's Wands || UFO Model = The Xenomorphs (3/5)
I +2 Erelye.
Just call me "The Scribe" in the player HP lineup.
-LE SNIP-
Minutes later, Uncle Grandpa has positioned himself at the battlefield, having made a gigantic finish line loaded with confetti and fireworks for when something crosses it. No one on the battlefield sees any cars or any race that's going on, but Uncle Grandpa remains insistent that something's about to happen. Finally, everyone hears a thunderclap coming from the forest, and their ears perk up. Uncle Grandpa waves the finishing flag excitedly as a gleaming DeLorean bounds out of the forest, right towards the finish line at supersonic speeds, ready to embrace the future. Uncle Grandpa takes the hand of an enemy entity and smiles, ready for a photo shoot on the finish line to commemorate this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Said enemy promptly gets hit by the car, which time-travels back into the past, leaving the enemy trapped outside of time.
I'm calling you TwinBuilder as well because that's your username.
Uncle Grandpa will do as you say!
8/50 8/50
Flailblade && Absurdly Sharp Blade = Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae (Level 4: 2/5) (I know I misspelled it, but when you named the Flailbldae you made the same typo and I found it too amusing to resist)
Shark && Machine Gun = MegaShark 1/?
Noose --0 Dark Magic Tome = 1/? (A spell that lets me take off one of my own HP to inflict large amounts of damage)
I dash to the Pretzel Elemental and start eating it. I stress eat and becoming vulnerable is pretty stressful.
whops. Welp, we'll just roll with it.
Shark && Machine Gun = MegaShark (Level 8: 1/9)
Noose --0 Dark Magic Tome = Tome of Sacrifice (Level 10: 1/11)
5,000 damage to the Pretzel Elemental!
Nerf Batt II Potion of Weakness II Potion of Slowness = "Nerf" Bat 2/???
Bow II Gun II Sword = BowGunSword 2/???
+2 to Crusher
Sukard 9/50
Vritra Chenbog 6/6 "Heyheyhey, I'm her- OH CRAP THERE'S AN EXPLODING THINGY!" Vritra Chenbog uses Guard to take less damage from the impending explosion.
I believe that no-PreEOTB posts should stay, just so you don't get overwhelmed with posts right after you finish.
On the other hand, it may be beneficial to 'relinquish' this rule, because lets say a new player attempts to join in the middle of a Pre-EOTB updop.
Yeah, so I can see both sides.
I use Guard!
Neo Ultima uses Guard!
Your charge spam now prevents you from using charges at all for the next 3 turns! (I'll keep track, and Alchemies don't count.) Viten Chenborg summoned, super-nerfed, he'll still try to guard!
You guard, and so do your entities!
9/50 Operation "Artifact is Go"
10/10 Assault Team Excavation
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Time to brind out some help.
Assault Team Excavation: 10,000 x5
Attack: Plasma Machine guns: 500 damage x number of units alive
I call my forces to stay back and wait till i find more info about the TAT base.
Assault Team Excavation summoned! They'll do as you say.
4/15 Summoning Spyper and Doppelganger to fight for me
Hmm. well I found a Strange gun, some mods for it, and some cristals... wait is that a loot cristal? I need to keep it safe (stuffs all of them into my bag) and whats this? a hammer and a expocive barrel?
I have no idea what you're doing at this point. Sorry, mate!
Alright, this is my second action. Leviathan: 13?/30 I end my turn off by performing a hopefully level 5 alchemy. Telklacki Forcebarrage && Fire Bullets == Manaticon Flamesprayer [Lvl.5?] 1/X I'll have to figure out the details later.
Post IIY tells the Heavy Fists Guy who Just Ate Chocolate that he hasn't eaten chocolate in short amount of time, and thus doesn't live up to his name. He then uses the Heavy Fists Guy to help his Really Sharp Dagger that Just Stabbed Somebody to live up to it's name, before absconding, feeding Soul of the Core several healing dog treats in the process.Memory Erasing Gun && SCP-158 && Indigo Flames && TASER 2/XDuel 19/20!Vortex Monolith 4/1500C: I am Neutral, not GS.Also, the Solar Monolith will sheild the Wizard of Yendor, CSI Cyber Portal and SWAT teams.
The Heavy realizes, hey, that's a good point! He then eats more chocolate to gain more HP, JUST enough to come out even from your attack. Your doggy treats burn before they even reach him.
Memory Erasing Gun && SCP-158 && Indigo Flames && TASER = Mindkiller (level 10: 1/11)
Your last post was null (for some reason). You really should stop nulling your posts like that, so your charges are back.
If you were not GS, you REALLY should have said so a LOT clearer when the faction was being made. As it stands, you're stuck in the faction for a long while. You did found the thing, after all.
It'll do as you say.
Stream like STEVEREEEEEEEN: 10/50 (wow you people work fast when there's possible allies at stake)
The Bar: [AAAAAAAANN]
SO, Star wanted me to revive him after he died. He even paid me to do so. Well, what good would I be if I didn't follow through with my customer's orders?
ATTACK ONE: DO THE MATH
Alright then, let's see what I can pull out.
Wait, I've never tried using The Tower yet. Let's see how well it works, especially with all of this:
Pit purposefully and deliberately drops his HP to one, before...
"Pit has played 'Duel: Warrior Soul'! Pit's attack has gone up by 200%!" "Pit has played '#Arousal of Soul'! Pit's attack has gone up by 100%!" "Pit has played 'Light/Light Energy Focus'! Since Pit is at 30% of his HP or less, Pit's attack has gone up by 70%!" "Pit has played 'Vanadium: Venom'! Since 'Star's Body' is at 100% of their HP, Pit's attack has gone up by 200%!" "Pit has played 'Fire: Hedge Defense'! Since Pit is at 10% of his HP or less, Pit's attack has gone up by 100%!" "Pit has played 'Ruthless: Wind Slice'! Since 'Star's Body' is not a boss, Pit's attack has gone up by 100%!" "Pit has played '#Magnetic Interference'! Pit's attack has gone up by 50%!" "Pit has played 'Silver Sword: Wound Lash'! Since Pit is at 5% of his HP, Pit's attack has gone up by 195%!" "Pit has played 'Light/Power Augment'! Pit's attack has gone up by 20%!" "Pit has played 'Sever: Bloody Cross'! Since Pit is at 10% of less of his HP, Pit's attack has gone up by 100%!" "Pit has played 'Shadow/Silence'! Since this is the first attack directed at 'Star's Body', Pit's attack has gone up by 100%!" "Pit has played 'Heraldry: Golden Flash'! Pit's attack has gone up by 50%!" "Pit has played 'Spooky: Sword of Mystery'! Since Pit is at 10% of less of his HP, Pit's attack has gone up by 100%!"
...and after that long list of buffs...
Okay then, that should be good enough.
And using all of the power buffs, Pit attacks Star's Body with The Tower. I'm pretty sure that the effects are exponential, too, so...yeah, if he aimed it at anyone else, they'd probably not have a good time.
And before I forget...
"Pit has played '#Heart of Angel'! Since Pit is at 5% of his HP, Pit has recovered 105% of his HP!"
Star's body, in its new mode, has its barriers broken and takes 1 damage! It recreates its barriers stronger and continues its now blind-bull charging.
Action:
I combine the VoidTouched Chicken with a large number of diamonds, converting it into one of those Minecraft 2.0 diamond chickens. Do you remember? It was announced on April Fools one year. Which, in IC, would be in the future. Anyway, the problem with being a diamond chicken is that they don't exist. So, the now diamond VoidTouched Chicken takes non-existence damage.
@Tazz: I've got some questions about the player HP. Two, actually. First, because I'm using three characters that I use for attacks, should they all just have shared HP? Secondly, alchemies can help to either reduce damage taken or increase maximum health, right? Maybe both?
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled, present day RP to bring you something from the FUTURE! IE: from after DTG2/during TvT2. This is the same thing I posted on TvT2.
Things happening after DTG2
Mikoto was walking alongside Gail. There was nothing in this world they stepped across apart from a seemingly endless expanse of blank, black flooring that seamlessly merged with the blank, black sky at the blank, black horizon. The floor didn't even feel like anything. It wasn't just smooth, Mikoto and Gail literally felt like they were walking on nothing. In a way, they were. The only light in this place was the soft, white glow that Gail emitted, like a lightbulb under fresh snow. The floor didn't reflect any of this light. In fact, the only way either of them could tell there even was any light was how it shown on Mikoto.
They weren't walking for any particular reason. There was nothing to walk to or away from. All it provided was a way to pass the time as they traded stories between eachother even though they both knew how the stories went. To Mikoto, it was a little dull, but he was happy to do it because to Gail, it was one of the greatest things she could ask for. Breaking from the subject of the past for a while, Gail asked,
((Conversation automatically translated because I can't be bothered.))
"You told me that you've... moved to a new place, but... never told me much about it. What's... like?"
"Oh? There? It's a place apparently called Yellowstone. And yes, it does have yellow stones. Otherwise known as sulfur. I suppose it's a pretty interesting and diverse place. Not as much as our other home though. Talist gave us our own spot, but that's to be expected. Something neat about the place is that is has geysers that shoot up into the air. You remember those, right?"
Gail seemed to spend most of that description thinking about how to say what she wanted to next.
"Why... why did you leave? Leave our... real home that is."
Mikoto had to think about that for a while. Not because he didn't know the answer, that was pretty obvious. That place got destroyed. Or corrupted. Or something like that. However, he didn't want to tell Gail that. He didn't know how she would react. Looking up into the sky as a crack of dark purple lightning shot across it, he mused about how to word it. Eventually, he turned his head to the side to look over at Gail and speak, but she wasn't there anymore.
"Gail?"
Looking around, he found that Gail had stopped about twenty paces behind him. She must have stopped walking and he didn't notice. Now, she was staring down at the ground while slowly swaying from side to side. Occasionally, she shivered as though being buffeted by winter wind. The sky, which had been blank for most of their conversation, slowly started to ramp up in the number of dark purple bolts of lightning it flung around, bathing the world in strange light. After a little while of swaying, Gail fell over onto her right side, eyes gently closed.
(Terraria Fleeting Lava Charm && Sunstone) || Conversion Scales = Sun Charm DONE
(judge's scales && blindfold [justice is blind, after all] && malachite blade ) || Tuning Fork = Sword of Justice DONE
Got +2 total.
The first companion: 49/50
Another Charge: 44/50.
+2 to JonDanger
3,000 damage to the Heavy Fists guy!
Sun Charm: You know what, I don't even know. It has the power of the sun. And Magma. And that's all I have on it.
On Alchemies: They can increase armor and HP, but they'd have to be dedicated to it basically. Also, yeah, they have shared HP, or however you want to interpret it. If it goes down, no attacks for you.
((I honestly have no idea what you just sarcastically told me, 5l1n65h07 (Seriously, what do you normally go by? Slingshot?), but I'll just assume it to be a cue to put things in spoilers (First assumption). Also, I prefer "Dark", thanks.
Also, wait, are people not seeing my posts for some reason? Was it the text font? I changed it this post, just in case.))
============== Alchemies
DarkSide: Double-bladed battleaxe, one blade head on each end of the handle && Laser Gun && Accursed Flamethrower && Bright Ruby && Flaming Emerald = Dual Destruction Mk. 1 (Lv. 5, 4/6)
=============Ragemode: Coming soon (I just read the previous EOTB again... looks like I'll need a charge for that. I'll replace the one which I have no idea what to do with.)
HP.........Attack Buff50%.......1.25x25%.......1.5x10%.......1.75x5%.........2x Affects both DarkSide & Justin
============== Equipment
Justin: 20/20 HPJustin's machines and equipment: Staff of the Cometians Mk. 1 (Lv. 5), Tome of Frozen RGB (Red Green Blue) Mk. 1 (Lv. 4), Everwhite Mk. 1 (Lv. 3) DarkSide: 20/20 HPDarkSide's machines and equipment: Malice Mk. 1 (Lv. 5), Pure Terror Mk. 1 (Lv. 5)
==============Charges
DarkSide: Intimidating Vessel (18/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII Justin: Planetary Unrest Extreme Bloodlust (The Ragemode one (Is this allowed?))(16/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII===============Entities:Zilch! Zada! Nothing! ===================ACTION Unlike my previous reincarnations, this time, I will be near-fully neutral.
With that being said, I start being a sneaky *****. I sneak up behind the PZs, lining up for an attack from the shadows...
Justin, on the other hand, just goes to town on the Pretzel Elemental, taking massive bites from it with the look of intense hunger in his eyes. As the Pretzel Elemental (it would undoubtedly fight back) fought back, he froze whatever the elemental was attacking him with, and kept eating.
...Hm... kinda salty, with a touch of pepper. A little on the soggy side, though. *Nom* Wonder what happened there? Bah, whatever! I'll eat anything when I'm hungry! *Nom nom nom* Taste's still there, though. *Nom*
...Aaaaand CUE /FACEPALM!
((A facepalm will also be in order if the Pretzel Elemental has already died and I never noticed.))
+2 to Pit, because reasons.
Your last post was entirely in Wingdings except for the dialouges.
You /FACEPALM, making a mighty facepalm x2 combo automatically. It's so strong you deal 1 point of damage to yourself in the process. You also deal 8,000 damage to a Pretzel Elemental.
You probably need more charge for that. I am extremely wary of straight percentage damage boosts...Because I seem to forget them a lot.
(For best effect, run through a text to speech program and play elevating music in the background) On my side of the story, I've been trying to do plenty for Acolyte, but I'm not up to the good parts yet (although after the BOSS BATTLE, baby steps will be taken in the right direction). Plus, even if High School is a good amount of work, college is probably much much more difficult. Plus, Acolyte has a lot less posters on it that you have (it's a double-edged sword: while I do have less stress to put up with, it's going to be harder to get the story going). If I were working on this, I'd be stressed because my other forum games were relatively small, and having to put up with this many posts at one time would be really overwhelming (A good example in DTG2 would be after Twin's Computer goes haywire and activates godmodding mode). I would volunteer to see if I can co-GM when you're not up to the task, but I'd have to deal with so much that the entire thread would crash and burn. I'm surprised you haven't quit already because of the amount of work you have to put up with. Therefore, I can say this: You're a cooler person than I am. I try not to use formatting (if what you mean by that is listing all the things you need to do in a turn) and try to be reasonably mellow about doing all this. If formatting is using bold and color and all that, then I can go without, it just makes it easy to find my posts in the sea of other peoples' actions. I might consider forgoing it. Also, on the bright side of only-charge posts: they only have a charge, so you don't even need to recognize an action or whatnot. Laconic: You have my support and you can do a lot of things that I can't do. You should keep your hopes up. I put the text to speech examples here for you if you don't feel like reading. http://tts.imtranslator.net/XJ2Lhttp://tts.imtranslator.net/XJ2Mhttp://tts.imtranslator.net/XJ2O
Uh, I think I will be OK on this much. I'll be frank, if this game goes down I do not think ANYONE should take post here, even temporarily, because this is actually HARDER to GM than DTG2 was for Twin, which is saying something big. I'm getting about as many posts as Twin does on average (he said the average for him was 50-60 a turn), which means MORE posters in total as there are less posts per turn from DTG2, which means MORE to keep track of from each poster. And this game was supposed to be a step back from DTG2 in scope.
Yep.
I'm still adamant on 2 posts per turn. If I had to fall back on a replacement, that's a mandatory requirement and you couldn't go back on it.
The Demon Portal summons another Flame Imp and another Succubi! The Succubi is clutching her side, as if an explosion hit her. The remaining Demons gang up on Bomber for his disloyalty to the Burning Legion, dealing 5 damage to him in total! Star’s body, meanwhile, rams into FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW, and grabs him by his arm, enveloping him in the barrier! Star’s body proceeds to give an unholy beatodwn to its former host before violently tossing him back to the ground, dealing 5 damage!
The Wizard of Yendor summons some Nasties-an Arch-Lich and two Invisible Stalkers! The CSI Cyber Investigation Team just can’t find ANYTHING, even with the logs Crusher provided-at best that’s an Assault threat but that could be taken as RP as well! It’s just so infuriating, it’s like every piece of evidence is just smudged, nonexistent, or unable tob e found at all! However, they have more than enough evidence to realize that there’s a full-blown war going on here! I mean, these guys have no idea how they were even summoned here or how they even got here, but they’re keeping tabs on here from here-on out! They pack up shop and leave Crusher48 an odd Suitcase. Humanibli idles because no-one’s attacked him. The solar Monolith shields the Wizard of Yendor but nothing else since the CSI crew left. The Assault Team Excavation gets ready to retaliate! The Soul of the Core is about to attack Richard, when he tosses the bone at Doge instead! The duo get into quite the heated tussel…Literally. And it’s also quite one-sided, as Doge is slain again. Afterwards, as an afterthought, he breathes fire at TwinBuilder for 5 damage!
Doge will need to respawn. The Captain is quite frankly sick and tired of this Soul of the Core and leaps onto its head with the force of a bomb, unleashing Endergy everywhere as the Soul of the Core takes 30,000 damage to one of the weaker heads! Crocodibli does another 4,500 damage to Mibibli, killing him once! He arm-pumps, but realizes he won’t be there by next turn.
The Blue Horrors fire at the Heavy Fists Guy, dealing 42,500 damage to him! The Heavy Fists Guy destroys three Blue Horrors in retaliation! Valeera plays the Ironfur Grizzly: it has Taunt, so if you want to hit Valeera, you have to get through the bear! Valeera also gains an attack! She also takes 5,000 damage from Severe burning, which vanishes. The Uncreativity Monster-now the Uncreativity Bear-shreds the Pretzel Elemental for 5,000 damage! Neo Ultima guards from attack, but still takes 5,000 damage as his burn goes away! Storm uses Storm-Theony, killing the King Bob-Omb and narrowly averting a crisis! Stone generates another Clay-Man and uses the Fire Sermon to finish off the Heavy Fists Guy! The Factory finishes up the second E344 and starts making a Protettore! The other Maxis shoots out the ALVC for 5,000 damage! Uncle Grandpa slams the Hatred of Formatting out of time, dealing 25,000 damage and preventing it’s action this turn! Zineous annihilates the Pretzel Elemental! The Possessed Armors slam into the ALVC for 12,000 damage! Skarmory uses Swords Dance, doubling his next attack’s damage! The Devastator ricochets deadly Electric Blender Blades at the ALVC for 20,000 damage! The Suppression Turrets chip in with an extra 10,000 damage-they now need to reload, though! Vritra Chenborg Guards.
The ALVC immediately does a precision peck of Neo-Ultima, dealing 10,000 damage counting that guard. Slammer joins in for 5,000 damage extra-that Guard probably saved his life right there, sadly. Mozart II uses his Calming Phase, making sure random AZ entities will deal less damage next round! In total, 20 distance is gained to Yggdrasil by the AZ team!
Richard +2s Talist and Jondanger23, and then whirls his Extreme Sword at the ALVC, dealing 30,000 damage to it!
UserZero +3s all PZ players, then pulls out her dual Uzis, because APPARENTLY everyone thinks they can have all those juicy Entities on the field last forever. Nope. She pulls out her Dual Uzis, and then pulses Godmodding energy through them, revealing that within their systems is a massive, insane-looking series of machines that just can’t possibly fit in two small guns like that, including about sixty-or-so Life Unto Death’s each! She fires an insane torrent of doom everywhere onto the AZ side of the field (clearly the most problematic right now), instantly killing the Ironfur Grizzly and Vrita Chenborg, Dealing 2 Damage to Uncle Grandpa, destroying the Factory on the spot, dealing 50,000 damage to Stone, destroying Stone’s Clay Men, and wiping out all the Blue Horrors with their ridiculous DPS! She’s not messing around anymore! She and the PZs reclaim 30 distance!
She also summons in more enemies-specifically, a squadron of random mercenaries she found. The Gnarok Warrior are just powerful fighters in general, and definitely the damage dealers here; the Aurin Esper will mentally debilitate various enemies as they attack them; the Mordesh Medic will heal allies AND hurt enemies in the same turn; the Draken Stalker has extreme Evasion; the Chua Spellslinger can confound and stun entities, as well as teleport out of harm’s way for a turn; and finally, the Mechari Engineeri pretty much impossible to harm AND they’ll summon bots in addition to killing you with a BFG. She gives command over the Gnarok, Aurin and Mordesh to Fseftr, and command over the Draken, Chua and Mechari to engie_ninja/Walker!
Terrain: Pavement (really flat, but has no standard effect)
[H] Demon Portal: 75,000/80,000 HP. Summons two random demons each turn. A bomb got launched into there.
[H] Star's Body: 14/15 HP. Ridiculous defense, but has a weakness based on its patterns. Current pattern: Teleport Spam with a shielded ram.
[H] Flame Imp: 25,000/25,000 HP x2.
[H] Voidwalker: 28,000/30,000 HP. May occasionally take attacks aimed at other Demons.
[H] Succubi: 25,000/25,000 HP x1.; 20,000/25,000 HP x1.
[N] Wizard of Yendor: 122,000/122,000 HP. Summon Nasties: [|||] Aggrivate Monsters: [|||] Double-Trouble: [|||||] Action: use Summon Nasties, then attack King Bob-Omb!
[N] Arch-Lich: 16,000/16,000 HP.
[N] Invisible Stalkers: 14,000/14,000 HP x2. Super-evasive.
[N] Humanibli: 50,000/50,000 HPx3. Gains damaged as he's killed. Entities must not be invincible to damage him!
[N] Solar Monolith: 67,000/75,000 HP. Projects up to 3 Shields on entities. Action: Shield the Wizard of Yendor, Cyber Portal, and SWAT Teams!
[N] Assault Team Excavation: 10,000/10,000 HP x5. Have more attack per number of them alive.
[N-BOSS] Soul of the Core: Heads: 38,900/100,000 HP x2; 7,900/100,000 HP x1; Body: 1,055,700/1,500,000 HP. Body has high defense. Body occasionally sucks in attacks not aimed at it. Triple-Action while all heads are alive; double action if two are alive. Inflicts Gravcrush on all entities it attacks/is attacked by. Wildfire Waltz:
[|||] Gravity Falls: [||||] Terminus: [|||||] Takes reduced damage from Player actions while atomicAmiable is active; Takes reduced damage from Entity actions while antimatterAugry is active. Actions: Attack the Godmodder and TwinBuilder!
[GS] Doge: 5,000/5,000 HP (does not attack unless an entity on its team is attacked first, will bodyguard for allies, respawns 1 round after death if there are still allied entities present).
[GS] The Captain: 11/20 HP.
[GS] Crocidibli: 85,500/95,000. Targets Mibibli nigh-exclusively until death. Won't die unless Death Conditions are met. Levitator Enforcer: [||||]
[AZ] Valeera: 150,000/200,000 HP. Mana: 5/10. Gains +1 Mana at the START of each turn. HAND: (3) Shattered Sun Cleric, (5) Assassin's Dagger, (1) Deadly Poison, (5) Assassination, (2) Goblin Auto-Barber. Sleuthhack: [||||] Gravcrush: [|||||] Has Dagger. uses: 2.
[AZ] Uncreativity Monster: 67,500/67,500 HP. Decays by 10K HP until at max HP value. Gains HP with Uncreative attacks aimed at it.
Yeah, if you see me charge format on DTG: Terraria, I'm always summoning.
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@ Maniac, sorry about that, feel free to repeat the attack. That was still an extreme amount of posts.
@ Dylamb69, you can say you have a curse, but I still don't understand your Alchemiter thing. I mena, we have a Level 10 Alchemiter that does stuff without any penalties whatsoever.
@ Engie, I fixed that mid-dop. Didn't see you say that until right now, so victory for doing stuff. Also, new mercs.
@ Redstone, you can still increase your charges, but anything that finishes is going to be on-hold until that wears off because of the Charge spam thing. I'd advice larger, longer charges in the future, as they generally have MUCH more impact.
As he hacked and slashed, the commander got a message, someone important has fled the ship! “Commander Dertoxus, General Stone has fled the battlefield, go get him on planet EX-400968!” Redstone replied saying, “Roger that, Lapis.” Now he had another goal, to find Stone. A stun bomb was thrown at his feet right when he turned off the com, and had no time to react.
And so Redstone’s world went black.
I facepalm.
*sigh* of course, life and Uzi always have to be a jerk.
I may be crazy somewhat, but I put a poster saying, "I can't believe were getting beaten up by a girl godmodder." I then throw a Demon Beater Guy into the Demon Portal, might do something.
Neo Ultima tries healing himself with a Instant Healing IV Potion.
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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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@Tazz I mean like if something I fuse has like 10 ammo I give it 15 ammo. and ect and if I fuse a Rocket lanucher and a sword. it shoots exploding swords.
I channel my inner Harold Slikk and imagine Storm is Leopold Slikk after going on an insane adventure.
Said insane adventure involves making a fake-subtitled video of me of me smashing my computer at work, then running away from home and blowing up his school, then killing a random bystander with a keyboard, then fighting Microsoft Sam in his computer form in Scotland before being decimated by AT88TV's EAS TONES only to be revived by a random acid rain event, then going to space and finding a bunch of Speakonia voices, then fighting Microsoft Sam in his stickman form aboard the USS Radar Overseer, then jumping out and killing my favorite good musician with a supersonic keyboard to the face, then being arrested by the police, then breaking out of prison, then returning home and sending me to prison for no reason, then wreaking havoc while I am in prison, then running away when I return home from prison, then trashing the house while I am sleeping.
This fills me with an infinite stream of rage. I pull out a keyboard made of pure awesome and smash Storm with it.
Entity Action
The Wizard of Yendor will use Aggravate Monsters, turning three random monsters on Storm. It feels that everyone is aware of its presence. Storm is attacked by three random entities. The Wizard of Yendor, Arch-Lich and Invisible Stalkers will attack Storm.
... Indigo Flames && Crystal Ball = The Mindwalker (5/8)
Hammer && Earth Titan Essence 1/??
+2 Bomber
I casually buff myself, Twin, Erelye, Bomber, and Crystal with the Zeroth B-Ball due to blatant favoritism. I then spray the Soul of the Core with liquid nitrogen, causing it to harden and have difficulty moving. Meanwhile, I pull out a box of liquid nitrogen big enough to freeze the entire Soul of the Core in. I lift up the entire soul and suplex it into the box. I have to work quickly here, so I add 6 tons of sugar, enough milk to feed a third world country, and enough chocolate to fill Willy Wonka's river. I then mix the ingredients, but the Soul's in the way, so I smash its heads in until I can stir without its body being in the way.
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10/50 Operation "Artifact is Go"
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Hmmm, its time to get out of this fight.
I call my forces to fall back and guard the entrance to the TAT Superbase.
Time to see what we have here.
I summon a flying camera drone to go around the TAT base and see if their is any safe zones where the dark influence does not lurk.
TAT had to have a good reason to be here, I suspect that they had something that helped them stay and i intent to find out what it is.
(Takes 1 more post to put details of the TAT artifact that lets them build the base without going mad, and how they went mad Hint: MOD destroyed it) ( Edit: Nvm too lazy to put info now, will do next update)
I hereby agree with everything Erelye put above, and while I personally find posts that only have charge annoying, I do not outright ban it. Dylambs actions are legal. Plus, if I may: screw formatting. Formatting sucks on this forum and anyone who goes without it is completely reasonable. Erelye, +2 to both charges, you earned it for basically taking the words right out of my mouth on that.
That being said...I am regretfully not going to be able to post. Again.
For anyone concerned that this game is going slow and/or I'm in a spotty update schedule: First off, rest assured, I CAN update regularly for the most part, but my update schedule just often doesn't allow for daily updates like Twin did. And let it be said, I'm not Twin, and Twin himself said he basically doesn't want to do a forum game ever, EVER again. For that matter, I'm dealing with MORE posters than Twin did, (because there are just as many posts in total as a standard update for DTG2), and depending on your views this may honestly be worse because there's just MORE stuff to deal with as well-more players and entities to keep track of in total. Plus, I'm in college, and updating is an extreme sink of time I could alternatively be using to do homework/studying, as well as whatever else I do. Contrary to popular belief (and my own statements), I do have a life. I'm very anti-social in person so I don't have like a billion clubs to attend to, but I DO have a life, kind of. I can't really afford to wreck it, as it already requires a lot of my mental and physical energy even when it's 'easy.' And it isn't. I'm reasonably sure Twin was in High School, which I personally (PERSONALLY) saw as VERY easy in comparison.
Finally, look on the positive side of things (quite frankly that's something I do a lot)-more time between updates means you're less rushed to prepare attack ideas and can think of better ideas, and are more likely to get a post in between updates. Not all is horrible about this arrangement, which I say because the more I update, the more I find that this might actually become the standard and not the exception. It's a spotty idea, but I personally say it's a coinflip's chance.
There is certainly an update Friday barring the most egregious of circumstances, so look forward to that, at least!
By the way, does anyone here (who goes to the Pesterchum Memo) claim to be unkonwnThoughts? Whoever that is has got quite the ARG going on, apparently.
Sorry about that.
I'm not good with words.
... as if it was not obvious
Edit: Reading that post somehow just destoryed my fear of FNAF.
oh well
Time to get reading creepypasta's.
Anyhow, sorry about that.
i was unaware about how forceful i came across as. it was supposed to be worded as a suggestion.
/shutup
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
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I combine the VoidTouched Chicken with a large number of diamonds, converting it into one of those Minecraft 2.0 diamond chickens. Do you remember? It was announced on April Fools one year. Which, in IC, would be in the future. Anyway, the problem with being a diamond chicken is that they don't exist. So, the now diamond VoidTouched Chicken takes non-existence damage.
@Tazz: I've got some questions about the player HP. Two, actually. First, because I'm using three characters that I use for attacks, should they all just have shared HP? Secondly, alchemies can help to either reduce damage taken or increase maximum health, right? Maybe both?
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled, present day RP to bring you something from the FUTURE! IE: from after DTG2/during TvT2. This is the same thing I posted on TvT2.
Things happening after DTG2Mikoto was walking alongside Gail. There was nothing in this world they stepped across apart from a seemingly endless expanse of blank, black flooring that seamlessly merged with the blank, black sky at the blank, black horizon. The floor didn't even feel like anything. It wasn't just smooth, Mikoto and Gail literally felt like they were walking on nothing. In a way, they were. The only light in this place was the soft, white glow that Gail emitted, like a lightbulb under fresh snow. The floor didn't reflect any of this light. In fact, the only way either of them could tell there even was any light was how it shown on Mikoto.
They weren't walking for any particular reason. There was nothing to walk to or away from. All it provided was a way to pass the time as they traded stories between eachother even though they both knew how the stories went. To Mikoto, it was a little dull, but he was happy to do it because to Gail, it was one of the greatest things she could ask for. Breaking from the subject of the past for a while, Gail asked,
((Conversation automatically translated because I can't be bothered.))
"You told me that you've... moved to a new place, but... never told me much about it. What's... like?"
"Oh? There? It's a place apparently called Yellowstone. And yes, it does have yellow stones. Otherwise known as sulfur. I suppose it's a pretty interesting and diverse place. Not as much as our other home though. Talist gave us our own spot, but that's to be expected. Something neat about the place is that is has geysers that shoot up into the air. You remember those, right?"
Gail seemed to spend most of that description thinking about how to say what she wanted to next.
"Why... why did you leave? Leave our... real home that is."
Mikoto had to think about that for a while. Not because he didn't know the answer, that was pretty obvious. That place got destroyed. Or corrupted. Or something like that. However, he didn't want to tell Gail that. He didn't know how she would react. Looking up into the sky as a crack of dark purple lightning shot across it, he mused about how to word it. Eventually, he turned his head to the side to look over at Gail and speak, but she wasn't there anymore.
"Gail?"
Looking around, he found that Gail had stopped about twenty paces behind him. She must have stopped walking and he didn't notice. Now, she was staring down at the ground while slowly swaying from side to side. Occasionally, she shivered as though being buffeted by winter wind. The sky, which had been blank for most of their conversation, slowly started to ramp up in the number of dark purple bolts of lightning it flung around, bathing the world in strange light. After a little while of swaying, Gail fell over onto her right side, eyes gently closed.
"GAIL!"
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list(Terraria Fleeting Lava Charm && Sunstone) || Conversion Scales = Sun Charm DONE
(judge's scales && blindfold [justice is blind, after all] && malachite blade ) || Tuning Fork = Sword of Justice DONE
Got +2 total.
The first companion: 49/50
Another Charge: 44/50.
+2 to JonDanger
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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Alchemies
DarkSide: Double-bladed battleaxe, one blade head on each end of the handle && Laser Gun && Accursed Flamethrower && Bright Ruby && Flaming Emerald = Dual Destruction Mk. 1 (Lv. 5, 4/6)
Justin: Frozen Wand && Lively Essence && Mystical Ice Leaf = Everwhite Mk. 1 (Lv. 3, 4/4) DONE!
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Ragemode: Coming soon (I just read the previous EOTB again... looks like I'll need a charge for that. I'll replace the one which I have no idea what to do with.)
HP.........Attack Buff
50%.......1.25x
25%.......1.5x
10%.......1.75x
5%.........2x
Affects both DarkSide & Justin
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Equipment
Justin: 20/20 HP
Justin's machines and equipment: Staff of the Cometians Mk. 1 (Lv. 5), Tome of Frozen RGB (Red Green Blue) Mk. 1 (Lv. 4), Everwhite Mk. 1 (Lv. 3)
DarkSide: 20/20 HP
DarkSide's machines and equipment: Malice Mk. 1 (Lv. 5), Pure Terror Mk. 1 (Lv. 5)
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Charges
DarkSide: Intimidating Vessel (18/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII
Justin:
Planetary UnrestExtreme Bloodlust (The Ragemode one (Is this allowed?))(16/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII===============
Entities:
Zilch! Zada! Nothing!===================
ACTION
Unlike my previous reincarnations, this time, I will be near-fully neutral.
With that being said, I start being a sneaky *****. I sneak up behind the PZs, lining up for an attack from the shadows...
Justin, on the other hand, just goes to town on the Pretzel Elemental, taking massive bites from it with the look of intense hunger in his eyes. As the Pretzel Elemental (it would undoubtedly fight back) fought back, he froze whatever the elemental was attacking him with, and kept eating.
...Hm... kinda salty, with a touch of pepper. A little on the soggy side, though. *Nom* Wonder what happened there? Bah, whatever! I'll eat anything when I'm hungry! *Nom nom nom* Taste's still there, though. *Nom*
...Aaaaand CUE /FACEPALM!
((A facepalm will also be in order if the Pretzel Elemental has already died and I never noticed.))
+2 to Pit, because reasons.
*dances off in non existence while waiting for tomorrow*
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
(For best effect, run through a text to speech program and play elevating music in the background)
On my side of the story, I've been trying to do plenty for Acolyte, but I'm not up to the good parts yet (although after the BOSS BATTLE, baby steps will be taken in the right direction). Plus, even if High School is a good amount of work, college is probably much much more difficult. Plus, Acolyte has a lot less posters on it that you have (it's a double-edged sword: while I do have less stress to put up with, it's going to be harder to get the story going). If I were working on this, I'd be stressed because my other forum games were relatively small, and having to put up with this many posts at one time would be really overwhelming (A good example in DTG2 would be after Twin's Computer goes haywire and activates godmodding mode). I would volunteer to see if I can co-GM when you're not up to the task, but I'd have to deal with so much that the entire thread would crash and burn. I'm surprised you haven't quit already because of the amount of work you have to put up with. Therefore, I can say this: You're a cooler person than I am.
I try not to use formatting (if what you mean by that is listing all the things you need to do in a turn) and try to be reasonably mellow about doing all this. If formatting is using bold and color and all that, then I can go without, it just makes it easy to find my posts in the sea of other peoples' actions. I might consider forgoing it.
Also, on the bright side of only-charge posts: they only have a charge, so you don't even need to recognize an action or whatnot.
Laconic: You have my support and you can do a lot of things that I can't do. You should keep your hopes up.
I put the text to speech examples here for you if you don't feel like reading.
http://tts.imtranslator.net/XJ2L
http://tts.imtranslator.net/XJ2M
http://tts.imtranslator.net/XJ2O
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Ho hum.
You guard, reducing damage you take this turn by -5!
Ho hum.
You claim the Zeroth Ball, which is NOT a damage-dealing Spoil, but rather a buffing one! To quickly describe it: The Zeroth Ball is a Ball made of pure Slamicite and Jamicite, and all the power of B-Ball rests within. Activating it causes you and four players of your choice to Gain minicrits for the turn of activation. However, B-Ball is a Team Sport, so you have to choose who else gets the Minicrits! As such, you do NOT activate the Zeroth Ball! The Zeroth Ball has a cooldown of six turns.
The gravity of the Soul of the Core redirects everything to the Body, causing it to take a monumentous 400,000 damage!
Let's put it one way: HP upgrades are NOT that cheap. In fact, it would take a Level 50 charge to make such a dramatic system, and on top of that the HP bonus for a charge purely meant for it would probably be exactly 5 HP if it was 50 posts of charge. As such, you only gain 1 HP and upgrade the Topaz Frying Pan into the Gemsword.
1,000 damage to the Hatred of Formatting!
Your attack randomly goes south to a nearby Spellbender who was working for Richard, ready to take the hit. It perishes without any infinite chain of counters.
1,000 damage to King Bob-omb!
He will do as you say.
I was considering implementing it from the very beginning, and Ninjatwist certainly did. As it stands, I found it considerably fun but I didn't get the chance to toy around with it.
The Uncreativity Monster loses all of its Overheal HP as it struggles to get away from Traho! The Soul of the Core is basically immune to Entity Damage right now, you've dealt nothing to it.
Sadly, Generic's ninja looting was too fast for you, and his inventory is basically thief-proof.
I'll take that under consideration.
I edited them back in. That was a mistake. Stupid Editor crashes. 5,000 damage to the Heavy Fists Guy!
Thunderstruck && Trace of Magic = The Reverse-Franklinator (Level 9).
Well now you know. Given the increase in Alchemiter levels (which I did notice and will put into the front page), you can create this.
2,000 damage to King Bob-Omb!
It will do as you say.
Pump Them Up: This bad boy is quite literally a weaponized and portable water hose attached to an infinite water source. You will win EVERY super-soaker contest ever for life. Probably because the extreme pressure and infinite water will kill them all. Fortunately, pressure is adjustable for any reason you need. It's a bit unwieldy.
15,000 damage to King Bob-Omb!
Richard catches the bone.
Your entities will do as you say.
Godmodder477: Oh, who are you to talk?! Godmodder477: You sound like someone shoved an alpaca down your throat, or something. Godmodder477: Let me guess, you're one of those psychotic types that take 'interesting' as 'basically a stark raving madman.' Godmodder477: Who even cares, I'm the godmodder taking on a Godmodder well over my rank and I'm winning, I could care less.
If you get spawncamped, UserZero is going to start taking serious AZ/N/GC casualties, and two factions are also against each other as well as you, so... 4,000 damage to one of the Heads!
Ashwood Rod && Agonized Soul = Agonizing Rod (Level 8: 1/9)
Depowered Cipher's Call && Indigo Flames = Less Depowered Cipher's Call (Level 8: 1/9)
10,000 damage to King Bob-omb! If enough people state they believe it won't explode this turn, it won't.
...That'll be a lot of people.
First: There is no such entity as the Plot, period. There is the Narrative and Conflict, and that's been it since the dawn of existence itself, and they're Omnipresent to boot. They're jointly called the Plot, but they're very separate entities. I need to draw a line on how far anything can go, mate! I really really do!
As for having HP, you wonder this for a while, since I've just gone into a monolouge that looks like dodging the question. Then, you realize, wait, clearly I haven't. You then look at your body. It has completely stopped teleporting in response to your tunes, and is now looking directly at you, despite not being very...Visible at all. After checking behind you to make sure it's not looking at something beyond, you look back. It's still staring.
...you look at yourself, and realize that you are now apparently inhibiting the body of your Minecraft avatar instead, and possibly may have been since 'death.' Which probably explains why it can see you. Of cousre, it should be mindless, kind of. Does it realize that's you? Your body stiffens up, then roars maddly, before teleporting away. It's clearly changed tactics, however: You have to narrowly duck as your body roars past, coated in a purple barrier of sorts!
You're not sure how or why you revived, much less as not yourself, but now you have a massive problem on your hands, as it seems to be strictly focused on exactly one thing: you.
3,000 damage to the King Bob-Omb!
Belief-o-Meter: 1.
16,000 damage to King Bob-omb! She was prevented, so she'll do the latter set of actions. (she still gained her Mana.)
13,000 damage to King Bob-omb!
You install the stasis field...And realize the factory, as it stands, can't accept more modules! Your flying throne's laser deals 3,000 damage to King Bob-omb! but you can certainly count yourself airborn.
+3,000 HP to Storm!
Why is this even null at all?
The barrier thing was a mistake, and that'll be changed.
PZs could summon one on their own if they merited the status, but that's rare. Generally, you need teamwork, and you need a partner even if you have the amount of charges right.
Your scoutbots wind up destroyed without seeing anything other than a flash of mysterious light coming from the general direction of the Gatekeeper.
Damaged Warp Zone: It's a damaged Warp Zone. The Warp Zone itself generates a field that can either warp an area's properties or damage it. It's prone to failing.
Like right now.
4 damage to Walker!
+2 HP! Also, I'll be more on-the-ball about getting those damage boosts in.
8,800 damage to the CSI Swat Team!
4 damage to Walker!
They'll get an extra chance of finding something!
Belief counter: 2. 14,000 damage to King Bob-Omb!
Olimar's Flute: This flute commands the respect of all plant-life that can hear it, causing it to animate to help you! Sadly, if it's too big it won't work.
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight (Level 13) Line of Sight && Miniature Golden Pyramid && Indigo Flames = Cipher's Call (Level 20)
As you can see, I clearly do not take Twin's Alchemy Levels as law.
Belief counter: 3. Your fist goes flying body-wards instead, dealing absolutely no damage whatsoever. The Flute's attempts to get entities to your side fails, but it does get some plants flailing at the body for 100 damage.
Mozart II summoned! His Calming Phase will affect random enemy entities instead of all of them, and his death will completely stop all entity actions that turn. He wont' be a boss, either.
Ho hum.
You'll need a 50-post charge for such a system! Seriously, you do. In addition, you do NOT count as separate entities. I basically do not distinct you from Justin right now.
You respawn.
10,000 damage to King Bob-omb!
Clay Disc && Greater Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths (Level 8: 1/9)
Gold Goblet && Greater Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas (Level 8: 1/9) Belief counter: 4.
You don't have a Captcharoid! However, you believe that the Blackguard is probably the most powerful material you could reasonably use in the Alchemiter.
Healium was Level 5. Using the Grassium thing. Clorophyte, it's Level 8, and either way, it's so not finished.
Nerf Batt II Potion of Weakness II Potion of Slowness = "Nerf" Bat (Level 10: 1/11) Bow II Gun II Sword = BowGunSword (Level 1: 1/2)
The Voidwalker doesn't know about this Jesus person you're going on about, but clearly you killed him as you have his blood, so he's not terribly afraid of him. Well, that, and UserZero is an Atheist and installed Aethism mods, so your blood does nothing. (And religious attacks like that are just bait for, well, all sorts of things I don't want to have in this game, so let's not go there much, m'kay?)
4,000 damage to the Pretzel Elemental!
He'll do as you say.
Auto-Surgeon 9000 && Mini-Alchemieter = What even is an Auto-Merger? Pocket Dimension: It's a portal that has a 50 percent chance to take you to either the Nether or the End, that can fit in your pocket. I don't think you thought this all the way through, mate. The Glue's effects faded already. You still heal the Possessed Armors and Zineous for 2,000 HP each.
11,000 damage to the SWAT Team!
You will not give Memia +2, that's just dumb. A charge to accelerate charges is worth more than I can reasonably allow charging to do.
The succubus gives the Flame Imp a flirtatious look, and snaps the chains with her whip. The Flame imp responds by igniting the fuse on your head. Somehow, this translates to 2 damage instead of you exploding!
You can't act, you're still respawning! You need a whole round for that!
You know, it could be a better idea to directly attack the Demon Portal rather than send stuff INTO it. There's a distinction to be made. In any case, something's gonna have a bad time.
Yes, yes I would have. Indeed, had not Jondanger basically got everything except Barkley focused on killing him instead, I probably would have just let the Devastator take the Verboten Jam and die on it's summoning turn (which is why the Scribe got a Commander's Motorcycle-a backup prize).
You could basically make yourself an Entity with all of your complications, and one that would never stop having value. I personally think the system just hasn't been explored enough.
The King Bob-Omb's fuse goes out...For a second, then re-lights itself!
Uh, are you just summoning those guys or makign a whole sidequest just for yourself? IF the former, you need charge (I'm not sure if you expended it). If the latter, eh, go ahead, do your own thing.
You dig down a bit to hear the voices.
"ad infinitum, ad infinitum, ad infinitum..."
Welp. That just can't be a good sign.
You restore 2 HP, as you're probably still alive.
Uh, jumping from 1 to 10 in 2 posts isn't really good for its charge, that just makes them 2-post charges instead of 10-post charges...Also, what do these charges actually do?
I'm calling you TwinBuilder as well because that's your username. Uncle Grandpa will do as you say!
whops. Welp, we'll just roll with it.
Shark && Machine Gun = MegaShark (Level 8: 1/9)
Noose --0 Dark Magic Tome = Tome of Sacrifice (Level 10: 1/11)
5,000 damage to the Pretzel Elemental!
Your charge spam now prevents you from using charges at all for the next 3 turns! (I'll keep track, and Alchemies don't count.) Viten Chenborg summoned, super-nerfed, he'll still try to guard! You guard, and so do your entities!
5,000 damage to the Demon Portal!
Assault Team Excavation summoned! They'll do as you say.
I have no idea what you're doing at this point. Sorry, mate!
Your blind frenzy allows you to kill the Blood Imp! Thank goodness as well, that could have spiraled out of control.
Telklacki Forcebarrage && Fire Bullets = Manaticon Flamesprayer (Level 6: 1/7)
Good thing the Alchemy Levels increased.
The Heavy realizes, hey, that's a good point! He then eats more chocolate to gain more HP, JUST enough to come out even from your attack. Your doggy treats burn before they even reach him. Memory Erasing Gun && SCP-158 && Indigo Flames && TASER = Mindkiller (level 10: 1/11)
Your last post was null (for some reason). You really should stop nulling your posts like that, so your charges are back.
If you were not GS, you REALLY should have said so a LOT clearer when the faction was being made. As it stands, you're stuck in the faction for a long while. You did found the thing, after all.
It'll do as you say.
Star's body, in its new mode, has its barriers broken and takes 1 damage! It recreates its barriers stronger and continues its now blind-bull charging.
3,000 damage to the Heavy Fists guy!
Sun Charm: You know what, I don't even know. It has the power of the sun. And Magma. And that's all I have on it. On Alchemies: They can increase armor and HP, but they'd have to be dedicated to it basically. Also, yeah, they have shared HP, or however you want to interpret it. If it goes down, no attacks for you.
Your last post was entirely in Wingdings except for the dialouges.
You /FACEPALM, making a mighty facepalm x2 combo automatically. It's so strong you deal 1 point of damage to yourself in the process. You also deal 8,000 damage to a Pretzel Elemental.
You probably need more charge for that. I am extremely wary of straight percentage damage boosts...Because I seem to forget them a lot.
Uh, I think I will be OK on this much. I'll be frank, if this game goes down I do not think ANYONE should take post here, even temporarily, because this is actually HARDER to GM than DTG2 was for Twin, which is saying something big. I'm getting about as many posts as Twin does on average (he said the average for him was 50-60 a turn), which means MORE posters in total as there are less posts per turn from DTG2, which means MORE to keep track of from each poster. And this game was supposed to be a step back from DTG2 in scope.
Yep.
I'm still adamant on 2 posts per turn. If I had to fall back on a replacement, that's a mandatory requirement and you couldn't go back on it.
The Demon Portal summons another Flame Imp and another Succubi! The Succubi is clutching her side, as if an explosion hit her. The remaining Demons gang up on Bomber for his disloyalty to the Burning Legion, dealing 5 damage to him in total! Star’s body, meanwhile, rams into FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW, and grabs him by his arm, enveloping him in the barrier! Star’s body proceeds to give an unholy beatodwn to its former host before violently tossing him back to the ground, dealing 5 damage!
The Wizard of Yendor summons some Nasties-an Arch-Lich and two Invisible Stalkers! The CSI Cyber Investigation Team just can’t find ANYTHING, even with the logs Crusher provided-at best that’s an Assault threat but that could be taken as RP as well! It’s just so infuriating, it’s like every piece of evidence is just smudged, nonexistent, or unable tob e found at all! However, they have more than enough evidence to realize that there’s a full-blown war going on here! I mean, these guys have no idea how they were even summoned here or how they even got here, but they’re keeping tabs on here from here-on out! They pack up shop and leave Crusher48 an odd Suitcase. Humanibli idles because no-one’s attacked him. The solar Monolith shields the Wizard of Yendor but nothing else since the CSI crew left. The Assault Team Excavation gets ready to retaliate! The Soul of the Core is about to attack Richard, when he tosses the bone at Doge instead! The duo get into quite the heated tussel…Literally. And it’s also quite one-sided, as Doge is slain again. Afterwards, as an afterthought, he breathes fire at TwinBuilder for 5 damage!
Doge will need to respawn. The Captain is quite frankly sick and tired of this Soul of the Core and leaps onto its head with the force of a bomb, unleashing Endergy everywhere as the Soul of the Core takes 30,000 damage to one of the weaker heads! Crocodibli does another 4,500 damage to Mibibli, killing him once! He arm-pumps, but realizes he won’t be there by next turn.
The Blue Horrors fire at the Heavy Fists Guy, dealing 42,500 damage to him! The Heavy Fists Guy destroys three Blue Horrors in retaliation! Valeera plays the Ironfur Grizzly: it has Taunt, so if you want to hit Valeera, you have to get through the bear! Valeera also gains an attack! She also takes 5,000 damage from Severe burning, which vanishes. The Uncreativity Monster-now the Uncreativity Bear-shreds the Pretzel Elemental for 5,000 damage! Neo Ultima guards from attack, but still takes 5,000 damage as his burn goes away! Storm uses Storm-Theony, killing the King Bob-Omb and narrowly averting a crisis! Stone generates another Clay-Man and uses the Fire Sermon to finish off the Heavy Fists Guy! The Factory finishes up the second E344 and starts making a Protettore! The other Maxis shoots out the ALVC for 5,000 damage! Uncle Grandpa slams the Hatred of Formatting out of time, dealing 25,000 damage and preventing it’s action this turn! Zineous annihilates the Pretzel Elemental! The Possessed Armors slam into the ALVC for 12,000 damage! Skarmory uses Swords Dance, doubling his next attack’s damage! The Devastator ricochets deadly Electric Blender Blades at the ALVC for 20,000 damage! The Suppression Turrets chip in with an extra 10,000 damage-they now need to reload, though! Vritra Chenborg Guards.
The ALVC immediately does a precision peck of Neo-Ultima, dealing 10,000 damage counting that guard. Slammer joins in for 5,000 damage extra-that Guard probably saved his life right there, sadly. Mozart II uses his Calming Phase, making sure random AZ entities will deal less damage next round! In total, 20 distance is gained to Yggdrasil by the AZ team!
Richard +2s Talist and Jondanger23, and then whirls his Extreme Sword at the ALVC, dealing 30,000 damage to it!
UserZero +3s all PZ players, then pulls out her dual Uzis, because APPARENTLY everyone thinks they can have all those juicy Entities on the field last forever. Nope. She pulls out her Dual Uzis, and then pulses Godmodding energy through them, revealing that within their systems is a massive, insane-looking series of machines that just can’t possibly fit in two small guns like that, including about sixty-or-so Life Unto Death’s each! She fires an insane torrent of doom everywhere onto the AZ side of the field (clearly the most problematic right now), instantly killing the Ironfur Grizzly and Vrita Chenborg, Dealing 2 Damage to Uncle Grandpa, destroying the Factory on the spot, dealing 50,000 damage to Stone, destroying Stone’s Clay Men, and wiping out all the Blue Horrors with their ridiculous DPS! She’s not messing around anymore! She and the PZs reclaim 30 distance!
She also summons in more enemies-specifically, a squadron of random mercenaries she found. The Gnarok Warrior are just powerful fighters in general, and definitely the damage dealers here; the Aurin Esper will mentally debilitate various enemies as they attack them; the Mordesh Medic will heal allies AND hurt enemies in the same turn; the Draken Stalker has extreme Evasion; the Chua Spellslinger can confound and stun entities, as well as teleport out of harm’s way for a turn; and finally, the Mechari Engineeri pretty much impossible to harm AND they’ll summon bots in addition to killing you with a BFG. She gives command over the Gnarok, Aurin and Mordesh to Fseftr, and command over the Draken, Chua and Mechari to engie_ninja/Walker!
Terrain: Pavement (really flat, but has no standard effect)
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[N] sigmatw: 20/20 HP.
[N] The_Serpent: 20/20 HP.
[N] CobaltShade: 20/20 HP.
[N] PitTheAngel: 20/20 HP.
[N] Slingshot: 20/20 HP.
[GS] nulitor: 20/20 HP.
[GS] NinjaV2403: 20/20 HP.
[GS] Crusher48: 20/20 HP.
[GS] ProofofconcepT: 20/20 HP.
[GS] TheDrivingLlama: 20/20 HP.
[GS] DarkSide Ultima: 19/20 HP.
[AZ] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] The_Topazian: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] insert_generic_username: 20/20 HP. GravCrush: [|||||]
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20 HP. Airborn.
[AZ] Bomber57: 12/20 HP.
[AZ] MegaMinEr69: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Cusionmantis: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] tc2142: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] ManiacMasteR: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Irecreeper: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Crystalcat: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Babysphee: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] TheLordErelye: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] ninjatwist321: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Nimbleguy: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Doctor Shiny: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] TwinBuilder/The Scribe: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] Jondanger23: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Talist: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] dylamb6: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] PokeFan151: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Cyanogynist: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] MegaMinEr69: 20/20 HP. Chargespam: [|||]
[PZ] Fseftr: 20/20 HP.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 8/20 HP. Has 1 armor.
[PZ] TT2000: 20/20 HP GravCrush: [|||||]
[N] Wizard of Yendor: 122,000/122,000 HP. Summon Nasties: [|||] Aggrivate Monsters: [|||] Double-Trouble: [|||||] Action: use Summon Nasties, then attack King Bob-Omb!
[N] Arch-Lich: 16,000/16,000 HP.
[N] Invisible Stalkers: 14,000/14,000 HP x2. Super-evasive.
[N] Humanibli: 50,000/50,000 HPx3. Gains damaged as he's killed. Entities must not be invincible to damage him!
[N] Solar Monolith: 67,000/75,000 HP. Projects up to 3 Shields on entities. Action: Shield the Wizard of Yendor, Cyber Portal, and SWAT Teams!
[N] Assault Team Excavation: 10,000/10,000 HP x5. Have more attack per number of them alive.
[N-BOSS] Soul of the Core: Heads: 38,900/100,000 HP x2; 7,900/100,000 HP x1; Body: 1,055,700/1,500,000 HP. Body has high defense. Body occasionally sucks in attacks not aimed at it. Triple-Action while all heads are alive; double action if two are alive. Inflicts Gravcrush on all entities it attacks/is attacked by. Wildfire Waltz:
[|||] Gravity Falls: [||||] Terminus: [|||||] Takes reduced damage from Player actions while atomicAmiable is active; Takes reduced damage from Entity actions while antimatterAugry is active. Actions: Attack the Godmodder and TwinBuilder!
[GS] Doge: 5,000/5,000 HP (does not attack unless an entity on its team is attacked first, will bodyguard for allies, respawns 1 round after death if there are still allied entities present).
[GS] The Captain: 11/20 HP.
[GS] Crocidibli: 85,500/95,000. Targets Mibibli nigh-exclusively until death. Won't die unless Death Conditions are met. Levitator Enforcer: [||||]
[AZ] Valeera: 150,000/200,000 HP. Mana: 5/10. Gains +1 Mana at the START of each turn. HAND: (3) Shattered Sun Cleric, (5) Assassin's Dagger, (1) Deadly Poison, (5) Assassination, (2) Goblin Auto-Barber. Sleuthhack: [||||] Gravcrush: [|||||] Has Dagger. uses: 2.
[AZ] Uncreativity Monster: 67,500/67,500 HP. Decays by 10K HP until at max HP value. Gains HP with Uncreative attacks aimed at it.
[AZ] Neo Ultima: 20,000/75,000 HP. Action: Guarding! Gravcrush: [|||||]
[AZ] Storm: 60,000/215,000 HP. May change weather to Thunderstorm. Unaffected by Weather. Breath of the Void: [|||]
[AZ] Stone: 205,000/215,000 HP. Summons a Clay Man every turn to defend it. Taste of the Garden: [|||] Gravcrush: [|||||]
[AZ] Maxis E344: 50,000/50,000 HP x2, +2,500 HP per turn. Shields: 20,000/20,000 HP x2, +5,000 HP per turn. Grenade: 1-use Splash Damage.
[AZ] Uncle Grandpa: 7/10 HP. High defense. Action: Damage and time-lock a PZ entity!
[AZ] Zineous: 206,000/210,000 HP. Action: Thunder Rage on King Bob-Omb!
[AZ] Possessed Armors: 50,000/50,000 HP x2. Action: Attack King Bob-omb!
[AZ] Skarmory: 80,000/80,000 HP. High Defense. Action: Swords Dance!
[AZ] The Devastator: 200,000/200,000 HP. Current Supercharge: Electric Blender. 4-0: [||||||]
[AZ] Supression Turrets: 15,000/15,000 HP x6. Can only attack once every other turn without player assistance.
[PZ] Mibibli: 0/20,000 (x3). Targets Crocidibli nigh-exclusively until death. Won't die unless Death Conditions are met. The Mibible: [||||||||]
[PZ] Hatred of Formatting: 88,000/125,000 HP. More likely to dodge if an attack has formatting.
[PZ] Abnormally Large Voidtouched Chicken: 95,000/200,000 HP. Has Sure Aim!
[PZ] Slammer: 115,000/115,000 HP.
[PZ] Mozart II: 250,000/250,000 HP. Action: Calming Phase!
[PZ] Ganrok Warrior: 230,000/230,000 HP. Just really strong.
[PZ] Aurin Esper: 190,000/190,000 HP. Disorients attacked enemies.
[PZ] Mordesh Medic: 210,000/210,000 HP. Heals an ally AND damages an enemy per attack.
[PZ] Draken Stalker: 210,000/210,000 HP. Extremely Evasive.
[PZ] Chua Spellslinger: 190,000/190,000 HP. Evasive. Can teleport out of danger.
[PZ] Mechari Engineer: 230,000/230,000 HP. Summons Bots to help.
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 40/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 135/150 HP.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4490.
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: READY. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
You missed my first post...
Again.... /NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
/null
Tazz can you put a curse on me that makes me spell bad in someway so I can be redeemed for my bad spelling
and can I change it to make my alcimser Stuck at level 5 but adds the powers of the things im fusing? and 1/2s there weakness only once?
and well I have a plan...
Hate to do this to ya, Tazz, but... that first post of mine was a summon.
/null
Note to self when editing later - Walker did 11500 damage this turn
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
/nullity
CURSE YOU CURSE OF REPETIVENESS!
Yeah, if you see me charge format on DTG: Terraria, I'm always summoning.
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
The update is done! Huzzah! Post freely.
@ Maniac, sorry about that, feel free to repeat the attack. That was still an extreme amount of posts.
@ Dylamb69, you can say you have a curse, but I still don't understand your Alchemiter thing. I mena, we have a Level 10 Alchemiter that does stuff without any penalties whatsoever.
@ Engie, I fixed that mid-dop. Didn't see you say that until right now, so victory for doing stuff. Also, new mercs.
@ Redstone, you can still increase your charges, but anything that finishes is going to be on-hold until that wears off because of the Charge spam thing. I'd advice larger, longer charges in the future, as they generally have MUCH more impact.
"Nerf" Bat 3/11
Healium 4/5
+2 to Cyan
Sukard 10/50
Uhh, I guess, story time!
Journal Entry #2
As he hacked and slashed, the commander got a message, someone important has fled the ship! “Commander Dertoxus, General Stone has fled the battlefield, go get him on planet EX-400968!” Redstone replied saying, “Roger that, Lapis.” Now he had another goal, to find Stone. A stun bomb was thrown at his feet right when he turned off the com, and had no time to react.
And so Redstone’s world went black.
I facepalm.
*sigh* of course, life and Uzi always have to be a jerk.
I may be crazy somewhat, but I put a poster saying, "I can't believe were getting beaten up by a girl godmodder." I then throw a Demon Beater Guy into the Demon Portal, might do something.
Neo Ultima tries healing himself with a Instant Healing IV Potion.
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The Beginning.
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@Tazz I mean like if something I fuse has like 10 ammo I give it 15 ammo. and ect and if I fuse a Rocket lanucher and a sword. it shoots exploding swords.
Alchemies
Medigun > Fine = ??? (1/?)
SCP-2223-A Figurine && Tallow Golem = Magical Anime Girl Golem (3/10)
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (28/50)
Project M07-The Phonetician (9/50)
+2 to Fseftr
Action
I channel my inner Harold Slikk and imagine Storm is Leopold Slikk after going on an insane adventure.
Said insane adventure involves making a fake-subtitled video of me of me smashing my computer at work, then running away from home and blowing up his school, then killing a random bystander with a keyboard, then fighting Microsoft Sam in his computer form in Scotland before being decimated by AT88TV's EAS TONES only to be revived by a random acid rain event, then going to space and finding a bunch of Speakonia voices, then fighting Microsoft Sam in his stickman form aboard the USS Radar Overseer, then jumping out and killing my favorite good musician with a supersonic keyboard to the face, then being arrested by the police, then breaking out of prison, then returning home and sending me to prison for no reason, then wreaking havoc while I am in prison, then running away when I return home from prison, then trashing the house while I am sleeping.
This fills me with an infinite stream of rage. I pull out a keyboard made of pure awesome and smash Storm with it.
Entity Action
The Wizard of Yendor will use Aggravate Monsters, turning three random monsters on Storm. It feels that everyone is aware of its presence. Storm is attacked by three random entities. The Wizard of Yendor, Arch-Lich and Invisible Stalkers will attack Storm.
23 charge boosts in reserve
Birds are singing... 2/50
Flowers are blooming... 2/50
... Indigo Flames && Crystal Ball = The Mindwalker (5/8)
Hammer && Earth Titan Essence 1/??
+2 Bomber
I casually buff myself, Twin, Erelye, Bomber, and Crystal with the Zeroth B-Ball due to blatant favoritism. I then spray the Soul of the Core with liquid nitrogen, causing it to harden and have difficulty moving. Meanwhile, I pull out a box of liquid nitrogen big enough to freeze the entire Soul of the Core in. I lift up the entire soul and suplex it into the box. I have to work quickly here, so I add 6 tons of sugar, enough milk to feed a third world country, and enough chocolate to fill Willy Wonka's river. I then mix the ingredients, but the Soul's in the way, so I smash its heads in until I can stir without its body being in the way.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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10/50 Operation "Artifact is Go"
1/20 Time Portal
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Hmmm, its time to get out of this fight.
I call my forces to fall back and guard the entrance to the TAT Superbase.
Time to see what we have here.
I summon a flying camera drone to go around the TAT base and see if their is any safe zones where the dark influence does not lurk.
TAT had to have a good reason to be here, I suspect that they had something that helped them stay and i intent to find out what it is.
(Takes 1 more post to put details of the TAT artifact that lets them build the base without going mad, and how they went mad Hint: MOD destroyed it) ( Edit: Nvm too lazy to put info now, will do next update)
In unrelated news, I recovered the condition for getting the Blueberry Pie for Mibibli. It says, "Mibibli has to die once."
...
MIBIBLI ITEMS: 1/5
/null
It's alright, Tazz, I understand. Let's copy paste the post again, shall we?
Zombenstein: 23/50
Boney: 22/50
Let's try s()mething....
Dark Reach && Ender Dragon Breath = ??? (1/?)
Maniac throws his HP bar at the Ganrock Warrior.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED