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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
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>Ire: Get confused that someone who isn't you did a chair attack.
Ire wasn't here to witness that. And he probably won't witness anything ever again.
=Turn One=
(3 / 20) R e m e m b e r m e , s o I m a y l i v e o n .
(5 / 40) Font Friend (+4 total, from Cobalt, FBSN)
+1 to FBSN
+1 to Cobalt
=Action=
I summon a friendly Priest, who proceeds to use Flash Heal, Light Heal and Power Word: Shield on Valeera! I then also play down several Voodoo Doctors and Priestests of Elune to spam even more heals on Valeera! I then play down an entire army of Antique Healbots, providing yet another wave of healing! I then send that army off to attack the Demon Portal!
...the army gets wiped out before they do anything, dealing a total of 0 damage. But hey, healing.
=Command=
Valeera gains +1 Mana (for a total of 4) and then draws a card!
CARD DRAWN: Goblin Auto Barber (again)
Valeera will play down her Ironfur Grizzly, hopefully keeping her safe for a bit.
Ekimu The Mask Maker: 2/50 (+1 from Tazz) (This is intended to be a boss-level entity. Additionally, anyone AZ who helps me by donating charges will receive a mask of power or Kanohi of their choice. I'll work out the details later, but it can have any one power you choose, whether as an already existing mask or Kanohi, or one you invent yourself, with the exceptions of the classic-series legendary Kanohi (Life, Time, and Creation), classic masks of Light or Shadows, or the mask makers' unique masks from the reboot (Creation, Control, and Ultimate Power). Other than that, any already-existing mask should be fair game, and newly invented masks will be judged on a case-by-case basis. I'll update with more details later.)
Skarmory: 25/25 (+2 from Richard)
Skarmory is a Steel- and Flying-type Pokemon, with all the elemental advantages and disadvantages that come with that type combination. It has outstanding resistance to physical attacks, and decent other stats across the board. (Except special attack, but this Skarmory doesn't use those anyway.) Moves (Modified for compatibility): Steel Wing: Steel Type, physical. Chance of taking reduced damage from a direct attack on the same turn as attacking with this move.
Aerial Ace: Flying type, physical. Extremely hard to dodge
Swords Dance: Greatly powers up Skarmory's next attack
Iron Defense: Greatly reduces the damage Skarmory takes until its next action.
Skarmory can be ridden as a mount.
I test out my Kanohi Hau Nuva by projecting a force field around myself and Neo Ultima.
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DTG0 Inventory: Radiant Sights, Spellweaver, Thunderstruck, Kanohi Hau Nuva
Y showers Charles Barkley in napalm, before noticing that the surface temperature of Charles Barkley is quickly rising, and showering him in liquid nitrogen.
He then showers Soul of the Core in Regeneration Potions.
Mercury runs up to Valeera, and attacks them with the amount of vowels in her name. It's four, don't go counting them, that's a waste of time. Anyways, Valeera dies a little, because four sounds like death in some language I don't remember.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
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I... shall... rettttuuuuurrrnnnnnnnnnn...
Commands:
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Action:
I leave lots of glue all over the basketball court that is so powerful, it pulls up the floorboards when Barkley steps on it, giving him large, unwieldy sandals that reduce his mobility. It also makes all his sponsors really upset at him for wearing unlicensed merchandise.
Relevance Line:
(I might just stop doing all these translations when they're speaking amoung themselves. It's kinda annoying to do.)
"Gail! Gail! Where... hah... are you?"
Mikoto pressed X to Jason a few more times before hearing Gail's whispering wind of a voice.
"Gu rvour... iziulom cussu jsissu..."
(I'm... over by this cave...)
After running towards her and skidding to a stop, Mikoto said through panting breaths,
"Why... hah... why dij you follow us? I told you to... hah... to... to stay behind."
Gail just tilted her head to the side, seeming to be trying to break the sentence down into its individual parts. Realizing his mistake, Mikoto took a moment to mentally shift gears.
"Oul ouss sipi kalnjiuuvl là piivs zivr. Hah... Gu nu zuvl pialr qivu sv riour llosré, kinc gu zivr alou kumalnké ku sossiu kiusouèrl. Malour zivr êsos zunvr ku sivsu falçin. Piivsqiviou?"
(It's too dangerous for you here. I didn't want you to get hurt, so I asked you to stay behind, but you came anyway. Why?)
Knowing she had disobeyed, Gail looked down, as if the mere question was a scolding. She seemed to have difficulty finding the words she wanted to use.
"Gu rvour kérilé Mikoto... r'oul pilalîs nu pialr ... ... êsrl un cilèrl alzuc miou ..."
(I'm sorry Mikoto... Please don't be mad at me...)
"Louun rûs qivu nin. Ralzuk qivu gu nu piuvl pialr... hah... êsrl un cilèrl cinsrl. Gu zuvl gvsu ralzious piivsqiviou sv os zunv."
(Of course not. You know that I can't be angry at you. I just want to know why you came.)
Gail was quiet for a while before responding, thinking carefully about her words, but seemed to get going after a while.
"Rlsivs à lal malourin oss ... aljséalllu. ... lu kimalonu oss cinfirsalllu us ... lal siurl oss luliu, malour qivou oss lu piions. ... ... Oul oss sivgivsr ... sivgivsr lu mêmu kimalonu à l'alousu ... us mêmu luliu siurl. gu l'alou kégà zv sivs culal. Kinc, ... huon ... Gu alou rvouzou piivs zious ku nivzualvl unksiousr us los junr. ... Ralzuk cimlouun ku sumpir gu alzalour pialrré à lourl los louzsos ku lal loullouishèqivu piivs miou. Nivr alzinr malnqivé k'housiousos là-lalr, allirr piuvs-êsrl cu nivzualv louuv us ku ros hallousalnsr ins luvsr pisipisos housiousos. gu riualour salzou ku los unsunkrl."
(Back home is... nice. ... The estate is comfortable and... land is beautiful, but that's the point. ... ... It's always... always the same comfortable estate... and the same beautiful land. I've already seen it all. So, ... eh... I followed you to see new places and people. ... You know how long I've had you spend reading the books of the library for me. We ran out of stories there, so maybe this new place and its people have their own stories. I'd love to hear them.)
I wanted to combine all these Hearthstone weapons into one awesome weapon, but I guess that will have to wait.
(judge's scales && blindfold [justice is blind, after all] && malachite blade ) || Tuning Fork = Sword of Justice 1/??
(Could this have a special effect? It deals very low damage, but if I summon an entity in the turn I attack with it, the entity summons with the "justice served" effect, which gives it a minor buff to attack and health. This lasts either until the entity dies or I cancel it. While I have an entity with justice served out, my personal attacks deal slightly less damage. Does that sound fair?)
Got +6 total. +2 from Richard, +2 from Tazz, +2 from Pricey
The first companion: 48/50
The Future: 4/50 ===================================================== (+2 from jondanger)
The Space Invaders && PC = The Personal Space Invaders (2/≥4)
Scribe's Wands || UFO Model = The Xenomorphs (2/?)
I +2 Erelye.
Maybe I can actually get charge times for my alchemies?
The Scribe looks at the Car Keys with a curious demeanor. "Eh, why not." He presses them.
Regardless of what happens, Uncle Grandpa hears the beep of the car keys and immediately thinks back to his own vehicle. Uncle Grandpa whistles the clearest whistle ever recorded to inhuman history, and a sonic boom sounds, a large RV screaming out of the sky and onto the ground. This is Uncle Grandpa's headquarters, the UG RV: and it bends reality as much as he does. Uncle Grandpa opens the front doors of the RV, darts in, and then shuts them, not coming out for several minutes.
When Uncle Grandpa returns, he's carrying something so jaw-dropping that the Scribe's jaw literally drops. As in, it falls off of his head because of the burns and melting he sustained from summoning Pilcrow. As the Scribe panics and yells in pain, Uncle Grandpa uses the sound waves of the Scribe's screams to power the thing he got from his van: a giant particle accelerator muchlarger than the van that only activates when it detects fear. It only activates when it detects fear to capitalize on the belief that particle accelerators can cause apocalyptic black holes to form that will destroy the Earth. But hey, that's only superstition. That would never happen.
Needless to say, Uncle Grandpa evacuates every ally in the area as the particle accelerator reaches critical speed, causing a supermassive black hole to appear that swallows two unlucky Pro-Zero entities. Once it swallows them up, the black hole destabilizes itself, disappearing.
The Scribe takes out an ornate pistol seemingly made out of wood, loading it up with what appears to be pure energy. He pockets it in his coat, staring at the sky. The sun's starting its arch towards the horizon, and the skies are just beginning to change color, reflecting with orange and magenta. The Scribe walks all the way to a forest that didn't exist six days ago, made of trees leaning from the ground that block out the sky. Eventually, he comes across a circular clearing perfect for a battlefield.
He sits down. "And now, I wait. In five days' time, I must fight this Autocrat. I'll have to be ready." The Scribe draws a symbol in the dirt with a stick. It resembles a leaking pen.
Walker: level 1, 466000 damage (Warning - leveling up soon)
Best Pun Ever: 25/50
Haven't You Got Slams In Your Jam: 21/25 (+2 from Fseftr, +1 from Tazz since he said all charges gain +1)
+2 to Fseftr
I become fed up with the MCF's resident data vampires eating my post, promptly smash through the 4th wall, and inject Charles Barkley with NANOMACHINES, SON, which heal him for some random amount and ARGH GODDAMN IT NOT AGAIN JESUS CHRIST MCF WILL YOU STOP BEING A gorilla AND LET ME POST ONE TIME WITHOUT THIS HAPPENING?
Look on my first charged entity, Pro-Zero entities, and despair!
Suppression Turrets: 20/20 COMPLETE!
Leviathan: 10/30
I promptly lay down a large platform on the AZ side of the battlefield, divided into five square sections in a row! While the platforms are humble, I soon build up and set up five large artillery cannons on each one... pointed straight at the Pro-Zeroes! I summon five Constructites from the future to man the guns! My Suppression Turrets are completed...
It's time for a blast out!
Supression Turret A-E [AZ] HP: 15,000/15,000 (x5)
Deals 6,000 damage to the target when attacking.
This only attacks every other turn while the gun must reload.
However, I have a unique mechanic... if my allied players choose to man one of the guns (they can only man a single one per turn), then they can choose the target and attack every turn instead of every other turn since ammo is being fed into it! Kind of encourages teamwork, since firing it on its own will deal less damage overall. This will deal 30K damage every other turn if all turrets are accounted for, but without my allies, it will only deal an effective 15K a turn, so I'm going to need my friends' aid for this one!
Please buff and nerf as you see fit! I haven't been able to gauge power of entities really well in this game.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
61
Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
==Turn 1==
Salt 12/50 (+1 from Tazz)
+2 to Erelye.
==Action==
Crystal takes Disassembly and minces Barkley into small pieces, saving the head, before chopping up the remains of his body further, grinding them into ground meat, frying them into burgers, and stuffing them into the inexplicably still-alive head’s cakehole one after the other. This allows the head to regenerate its body, but Barkley is (hopefully) damaged heavily, both from his entire body being ground up and from the mental shock of being forced to perform autocannibalism.
==Entities==
Storm will use Storm-Threnody, targeting Barkley, while Stone will heal Storm with Gates of the Garden.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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The Pit: 5/20 +1 from K4yne, +1 from Tazz
Fort Rebuilding: 5/20 +1 from K4yne, +1 from Tazz
+2 to K4yne
I take out a saw and cut through king bob-omb. He rams into me, but I dodge out of the way just in time. I then take out a tiny laser and point it at his eyes, making him go blind. I then leap in front of him and put on a Mario hat. I then blind him with my laser a few more times and sideways leap behind him. I grab him from behind and slowly carry him to the edge of the cliff where I throw him into a pit of mud, and freeze it, encasing him in frozen mud. I then do a couple of ground pounds to break it open. He is freed, but not for long, as the ice was suspended over a pit of spears, lava, and dart traps.
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The dwarves continue building, madly digging deeper, and deeper. I should stop them, but I must finish this fortress. Why? I'm not really sure... But I must!
Alchemies:
Spoiler (click to hide)
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool.
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 0/11)
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Chlorophyte (If it makes the alchemy level too high replace with Grassite) II Dirt II Herbal Medicine = Healium (Get it? :p) 2/???
Nerf Batt II Potion of Weakness II Potion of Slowness = "Nerf" Bat (Similar to Project Lulz on the Terraria session, I'm starting Project Punz.)
+2 to FBSN
Sukard 7/50
Vritra Chenbog 3/6
I throw a cross into the Demon Portal.
Neo Ultima uses Lifeup on himself.
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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
61
Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
==Turn 2==
Salt 13/50
+2 to Erelye.
==Action==
Crystal takes the Wand of the Empty Set, forms a massive blade of diluted oblivion energy around it, and slices Barkley into salami. I’ll spare you the torrent of food-related things that happen to the slices afterward, but suffice it to say Barkley is even more traumatized at the end.
==Entities==
Storm will use Storm-Threnody, targeting Barkley, while Stone will heal Storm with Gates of the Garden.
@Tazz I would like to point out that the new version of the Maxis should have an HP regen, more damage output and a grenade, just to be clear.
My factory will continue its production as established. (more E344)
All the alive E344 will attack the King Bob-omb.
+2 to Topazian
Charges
Concordant Killer 7/25 +1 from Tazz
Rugname 21/50 +1 from Tazz +2 from Topazian
Flying Throne > fine = Throne of the Skies (Level 5) 3/6
Module || stasis field = Module of stasis manipulation (level 4: 2/5)
>Ire: Get confused that someone who isn't you did a chair attack.
Ire wasn't here to witness that. And he probably won't witness anything ever again.
=Turn One=
(3 / 20) R e m e m b e r m e , s o I m a y l i v e o n .
(5 / 40) Font Friend (+4 total, from Cobalt, FBSN)
+1 to FBSN
+1 to Cobalt
=Action=
I summon a friendly Priest, who proceeds to use Flash Heal, Light Heal and Power Word: Shield on Valeera! I then also play down several Voodoo Doctors and Priestests of Elune to spam even more heals on Valeera! I then play down an entire army of Antique Healbots, providing yet another wave of healing! I then send that army off to attack the Demon Portal!
...the army gets wiped out before they do anything, dealing a total of 0 damage. But hey, healing.
=Command=
Valeera gains +1 Mana (for a total of 4) and then draws a card!
CARD DRAWN: Goblin Auto Barber (again)
Valeera will play down her Ironfur Grizzly, hopefully keeping her safe for a bit.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
(Finally got my 10 posts!)
Ekimu The Mask Maker: 2/50 (+1 from Tazz) (This is intended to be a boss-level entity. Additionally, anyone AZ who helps me by donating charges will receive a mask of power or Kanohi of their choice. I'll work out the details later, but it can have any one power you choose, whether as an already existing mask or Kanohi, or one you invent yourself, with the exceptions of the classic-series legendary Kanohi (Life, Time, and Creation), classic masks of Light or Shadows, or the mask makers' unique masks from the reboot (Creation, Control, and Ultimate Power). Other than that, any already-existing mask should be fair game, and newly invented masks will be judged on a case-by-case basis. I'll update with more details later.)
Skarmory: 25/25 (+2 from Richard)
Skarmory is a Steel- and Flying-type Pokemon, with all the elemental advantages and disadvantages that come with that type combination. It has outstanding resistance to physical attacks, and decent other stats across the board. (Except special attack, but this Skarmory doesn't use those anyway.) Moves (Modified for compatibility): Steel Wing: Steel Type, physical. Chance of taking reduced damage from a direct attack on the same turn as attacking with this move.
Aerial Ace: Flying type, physical. Extremely hard to dodge
Swords Dance: Greatly powers up Skarmory's next attack
Iron Defense: Greatly reduces the damage Skarmory takes until its next action.
Skarmory can be ridden as a mount.
I test out my Kanohi Hau Nuva by projecting a force field around myself and Neo Ultima.
DTG0 Inventory: Radiant Sights, Spellweaver, Thunderstruck, Kanohi Hau Nuva
Mask work: Coming Soon!
BIONICLE Antics
Post II
Y showers Charles Barkley in napalm, before noticing that the surface temperature of Charles Barkley is quickly rising, and showering him in liquid nitrogen.
He then showers Soul of the Core in Regeneration Potions.
Slumbersand && Indigo Flames 2/X
SCP-882 17/20
Vortex Monolith 2/15
Add +1 to charges and alchemies.
Give +2 to Irecreeper.
No more time.
48/50
4/40
If Barkley is dead, I'm totally using that heal a third time!
I shout this so loud, an entity on the basketball field's ears explode.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
32/50 Binary Slime free
25/30 Badge 4 engie x2, free, uzi x2
+2 engie
Sandbag AND Anvil 1/?
Blow Gun AND TM13 from Gen 2 2/2
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Mercury runs up to Valeera, and attacks them with the amount of vowels in her name. It's four, don't go counting them, that's a waste of time. Anyways, Valeera dies a little, because four sounds like death in some language I don't remember.
Chinese. Fseftr. It's Mandarin Chinese.
The more you know!
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Commands:
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Action:
I leave lots of glue all over the basketball court that is so powerful, it pulls up the floorboards when Barkley steps on it, giving him large, unwieldy sandals that reduce his mobility. It also makes all his sponsors really upset at him for wearing unlicensed merchandise.
Relevance Line:
(I might just stop doing all these translations when they're speaking amoung themselves. It's kinda annoying to do.)
"Gail! Gail! Where... hah... are you?"
Mikoto pressed X to Jason a few more times before hearing Gail's whispering wind of a voice.
"Gu rvour... iziulom cussu jsissu..."
(I'm... over by this cave...)
After running towards her and skidding to a stop, Mikoto said through panting breaths,
"Why... hah... why dij you follow us? I told you to... hah... to... to stay behind."
Gail just tilted her head to the side, seeming to be trying to break the sentence down into its individual parts. Realizing his mistake, Mikoto took a moment to mentally shift gears.
"Oul ouss sipi kalnjiuuvl là piivs zivr. Hah... Gu nu zuvl pialr qivu sv riour llosré, kinc gu zivr alou kumalnké ku sossiu kiusouèrl. Malour zivr êsos zunvr ku sivsu falçin. Piivsqiviou?"
(It's too dangerous for you here. I didn't want you to get hurt, so I asked you to stay behind, but you came anyway. Why?)
Knowing she had disobeyed, Gail looked down, as if the mere question was a scolding. She seemed to have difficulty finding the words she wanted to use.
"Gu rvour kérilé Mikoto... r'oul pilalîs nu pialr ... ... êsrl un cilèrl alzuc miou ..."
(I'm sorry Mikoto... Please don't be mad at me...)
"Louun rûs qivu nin. Ralzuk qivu gu nu piuvl pialr... hah... êsrl un cilèrl cinsrl. Gu zuvl gvsu ralzious piivsqiviou sv os zunv."
(Of course not. You know that I can't be angry at you. I just want to know why you came.)
Gail was quiet for a while before responding, thinking carefully about her words, but seemed to get going after a while.
"Rlsivs à lal malourin oss ... aljséalllu. ... lu kimalonu oss cinfirsalllu us ... lal siurl oss luliu, malour qivou oss lu piions. ... ... Oul oss sivgivsr ... sivgivsr lu mêmu kimalonu à l'alousu ... us mêmu luliu siurl. gu l'alou kégà zv sivs culal. Kinc, ... huon ... Gu alou rvouzou piivs zious ku nivzualvl unksiousr us los junr. ... Ralzuk cimlouun ku sumpir gu alzalour pialrré à lourl los louzsos ku lal loullouishèqivu piivs miou. Nivr alzinr malnqivé k'housiousos là-lalr, allirr piuvs-êsrl cu nivzualv louuv us ku ros hallousalnsr ins luvsr pisipisos housiousos. gu riualour salzou ku los unsunkrl."
(Back home is... nice. ... The estate is comfortable and... land is beautiful, but that's the point. ... ... It's always... always the same comfortable estate... and the same beautiful land. I've already seen it all. So, ... eh... I followed you to see new places and people. ... You know how long I've had you spend reading the books of the library for me. We ran out of stories there, so maybe this new place and its people have their own stories. I'd love to hear them.)
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list(Terraria Fleeting Lava Charm && Sunstone) || Conversion Scales = Sun Charm 2/5
I wanted to combine all these Hearthstone weapons into one awesome weapon, but I guess that will have to wait.
(judge's scales && blindfold [justice is blind, after all] && malachite blade ) || Tuning Fork = Sword of Justice 1/??
(Could this have a special effect? It deals very low damage, but if I summon an entity in the turn I attack with it, the entity summons with the "justice served" effect, which gives it a minor buff to attack and health. This lasts either until the entity dies or I cancel it. While I have an entity with justice served out, my personal attacks deal slightly less damage. Does that sound fair?)
Got +6 total. +2 from Richard, +2 from Tazz, +2 from Pricey
The first companion: 48/50
Another Charge: 37/
50.+1 to Topazian & Pricey
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
The Future: 4/50 ===================================================== (+2 from jondanger)
The Space Invaders && PC = The Personal Space Invaders (2/≥4)
Scribe's Wands || UFO Model = The Xenomorphs (2/?)
I +2 Erelye.
Maybe I can actually get charge times for my alchemies?
The Scribe looks at the Car Keys with a curious demeanor. "Eh, why not." He presses them.
Regardless of what happens, Uncle Grandpa hears the beep of the car keys and immediately thinks back to his own vehicle. Uncle Grandpa whistles the clearest whistle ever recorded to inhuman history, and a sonic boom sounds, a large RV screaming out of the sky and onto the ground. This is Uncle Grandpa's headquarters, the UG RV: and it bends reality as much as he does. Uncle Grandpa opens the front doors of the RV, darts in, and then shuts them, not coming out for several minutes.
When Uncle Grandpa returns, he's carrying something so jaw-dropping that the Scribe's jaw literally drops. As in, it falls off of his head because of the burns and melting he sustained from summoning Pilcrow. As the Scribe panics and yells in pain, Uncle Grandpa uses the sound waves of the Scribe's screams to power the thing he got from his van: a giant particle accelerator much larger than the van that only activates when it detects fear. It only activates when it detects fear to capitalize on the belief that particle accelerators can cause apocalyptic black holes to form that will destroy the Earth. But hey, that's only superstition. That would never happen.
Needless to say, Uncle Grandpa evacuates every ally in the area as the particle accelerator reaches critical speed, causing a supermassive black hole to appear that swallows two unlucky Pro-Zero entities. Once it swallows them up, the black hole destabilizes itself, disappearing.
The Scribe takes out an ornate pistol seemingly made out of wood, loading it up with what appears to be pure energy. He pockets it in his coat, staring at the sky. The sun's starting its arch towards the horizon, and the skies are just beginning to change color, reflecting with orange and magenta. The Scribe walks all the way to a forest that didn't exist six days ago, made of trees leaning from the ground that block out the sky. Eventually, he comes across a circular clearing perfect for a battlefield.
He sits down. "And now, I wait. In five days' time, I must fight this Autocrat. I'll have to be ready." The Scribe draws a symbol in the dirt with a stick. It resembles a leaking pen.
Walker: level 1, 466000 damage (Warning - leveling up soon)
Best Pun Ever: 25/50
Haven't You Got Slams In Your Jam: 21/25 (+2 from Fseftr, +1 from Tazz since he said all charges gain +1)
+2 to Fseftr
I become fed up with the MCF's resident data vampires eating my post, promptly smash through the 4th wall, and inject Charles Barkley with NANOMACHINES, SON, which heal him for some random amount and ARGH GODDAMN IT NOT AGAIN JESUS CHRIST MCF WILL YOU STOP BEING A gorilla AND LET ME POST ONE TIME WITHOUT THIS HAPPENING?
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Look on my first charged entity, Pro-Zero entities, and despair!
Suppression Turrets: 20/20 COMPLETE!
Leviathan: 10/30
I promptly lay down a large platform on the AZ side of the battlefield, divided into five square sections in a row! While the platforms are humble, I soon build up and set up five large artillery cannons on each one... pointed straight at the Pro-Zeroes! I summon five Constructites from the future to man the guns! My Suppression Turrets are completed...
It's time for a blast out!
Supression Turret A-E [AZ] HP: 15,000/15,000 (x5)
Deals 6,000 damage to the target when attacking.
This only attacks every other turn while the gun must reload.
However, I have a unique mechanic... if my allied players choose to man one of the guns (they can only man a single one per turn), then they can choose the target and attack every turn instead of every other turn since ammo is being fed into it! Kind of encourages teamwork, since firing it on its own will deal less damage overall. This will deal 30K damage every other turn if all turrets are accounted for, but without my allies, it will only deal an effective 15K a turn, so I'm going to need my friends' aid for this one!
Please buff and nerf as you see fit! I haven't been able to gauge power of entities really well in this game.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
==Turn 1==
Salt 12/50 (+1 from Tazz)
+2 to Erelye.
==Action==
Crystal takes Disassembly and minces Barkley into small pieces, saving the head, before chopping up the remains of his body further, grinding them into ground meat, frying them into burgers, and stuffing them into the inexplicably still-alive head’s cakehole one after the other. This allows the head to regenerate its body, but Barkley is (hopefully) damaged heavily, both from his entire body being ground up and from the mental shock of being forced to perform autocannibalism.
==Entities==
Storm will use Storm-Threnody, targeting Barkley, while Stone will heal Storm with Gates of the Garden.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
post deux
Ok so some of you are wondering who SHE is, so i'll tell you
Her name is Kaylee
Kaylee the Dragacorn
I have quite the history with her
She is the BaNe Of My ExIsTeNcE
I'm sure you've heard of "My little pony", "Sonic", and the "Warriors" series of books
ShE DeStRoYeD ThEm AlL fOr Me, I cAn NeVeR lOoK aT a HoRsE, cAt, Or HeDgEhOG tHe SaMe WaY eVeR aGaIn
Portal to the mary sue realm: 2/30
Dragacorn rant 1/3
The Pit: 5/20 +1 from K4yne, +1 from Tazz
Fort Rebuilding: 5/20 +1 from K4yne, +1 from Tazz
+2 to K4yne
I take out a saw and cut through king bob-omb. He rams into me, but I dodge out of the way just in time. I then take out a tiny laser and point it at his eyes, making him go blind. I then leap in front of him and put on a Mario hat. I then blind him with my laser a few more times and sideways leap behind him. I grab him from behind and slowly carry him to the edge of the cliff where I throw him into a pit of mud, and freeze it, encasing him in frozen mud. I then do a couple of ground pounds to break it open. He is freed, but not for long, as the ice was suspended over a pit of spears, lava, and dart traps.
___
The dwarves continue building, madly digging deeper, and deeper. I should stop them, but I must finish this fortress. Why? I'm not really sure... But I must!
Alchemies:
Spoiler (click to hide)The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool.
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 0/11)
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Chlorophyte (If it makes the alchemy level too high replace with Grassite) II Dirt II Herbal Medicine = Healium (Get it? :p) 2/???
Nerf Batt II Potion of Weakness II Potion of Slowness = "Nerf" Bat (Similar to Project Lulz on the Terraria session, I'm starting Project Punz.)
+2 to FBSN
Sukard 7/50
Vritra Chenbog 3/6
I throw a cross into the Demon Portal.
Neo Ultima uses Lifeup
on himself.
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The Beginning.
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==Turn 2==
Salt 13/50
+2 to Erelye.
==Action==
Crystal takes the Wand of the Empty Set, forms a massive blade of diluted oblivion energy around it, and slices Barkley into salami. I’ll spare you the torrent of food-related things that happen to the slices afterward, but suffice it to say Barkley is even more traumatized at the end.
==Entities==
Storm will use Storm-Threnody, targeting Barkley, while Stone will heal Storm with Gates of the Garden.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
REPOST
7/50 7/50
Flail || Sharp Knife = Flailbldae 3/3 COMPLETE
Katana && Shamir = Absurdly Sharp Blade 2/2 COMPLETE
Flailbldae && Absurdly Sharp Blade = Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae 1/?
Jam && Tiny Star = Space Jam 1/?
I throw soccer balls at Barkley.
I throw an annoying grenade at the Neutrals, playing over-the-top annoying sounds, causing annoyance damage.
Quote: 30/50
Making the potatoes...: 18/50
+2 to Twin
It's High Noon
23 charge boosts in reserve
47/50 This World...
47/50 Has No Need For Gods
... Indigo Flames && Crystal Ball = The Mindwalker (2/5)
Olimar's Whistle >Fine 3/5
+2 Bomber
I smack Barkley in the face with a bone, then flip his gravity and send him hurtling into the atmosphere. I'm running low on time.
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'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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