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Also, babysphee, you can't leave the game. trollface.png
==Action==
Sorodin> You fool! Gods are gods for a reason. Gods are IMMORTAL!
Charles Barkley starts frantically looking all around, waiting for something to happen.
Suddenly, a tear opens up in the sky. Like, a dimensional tear. Charles Barkley, Balthios James, Cyberdwarf, and Hoopz Barkey all look up into it in awe, seeing the heavens above. A deep, booming voice comes from within.
???> Did you like your one glimpse of the heavens, Charles? I'm afraid it's the only one you're ever going to take. Charles Barkley> Y-y-yes.... sir.
???> You could have had it all, Charles. The power, the influence, the immortality! But alas, you are only mortal.
A giant foot starts coming down the hole, followed by a giant leg, followed by a giant body! WATCH OUT GUYS, HE'S COMING DOWN....
...
...
...
???> Wait, brother. You are not charged. The OP Scale would nerf you down to size. You would be able to be killed.... for good. Plus...... ....my child is only doing what he feels is right, what he loves to do. Leave him be.
???> But brother, he killed my diciples! At least let me punish him a little bit!
???> Very well.
A giant soccer ball slowly comes through the tear, and lands right on Charles, Hoopz, Balthios, and Cyberdwarf, dealing huge damage! Also, Topazian21's Hate of Formatting has been summoned! Also, sorry if this attack seems.... lackluster. I had to cut alot out due to time contraints. WHY FIREFOX WHY YOU CRASH?
Topazian21's Hate of Formatting
HP:15k
Atk:15k
Special:
Passives:
Undying Rage: Will always attack the latest target of my attacks where I use color or bolding.
Hate makes you Stronger: Every time I use color or bolding in an attack, it's stats are raised by 2k.
Non-Passives:
2muchformatting4me
Will over-format a random PZ or GS post, making it unreadable and therefore null.
Feel free to buff/nerf this. I suck at balancing. xD
Topazian21's Hate of Formatting will defend itself this turn.
=Alchemies=
Super Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad && Unfair Mario = Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 4/4 [Done!]
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad && Mario 64 = Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64 1/???
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
0rgin P0int, Zeroth Server
Join Date:
2/28/2011
Posts:
63
Location:
why
Minecraft:
User_Zero
Xbox:
Battlefury13
PSN:
no
Member Details
"Uh, memia, im pretty sure UserZero would sooner be flayed
than let you get away. Or leave for that matter. If you bothered to
read the chatlog, you'd know that Shes gonna kill us all anyway. Now, if
you excuse me, i have to annoy something."
Loose Cannon && Haunted Demoman Soul && Eyelanders Soul = ??? 1/?
i toss all of Greek Mythology at Charles Barkley, then quickly figure out the situation
Reach 4500 from big tree ---> boss and co. summoned due to that ----> Bosses are summoned by milestones of 500/1000 ----> UserZero activates "i am a massive coward" mode at those points and hides behind a barrier like a n00b, which is ironic, since she thinks we are all n00bs (See: results of my first post) ---> this is either going to take forever or be a rolfstomp
"Hey, UserZero, i though you said we were all n00bs! Wonder who's hiding behind a barrier, huh?"
A somewhat useful summon: 15/15
Uncreativity Monster summoned!
25000/17500HP
Gains more damage and power based on (about 1000 hp) a uncreative attack. Creative attacks on it do less damage until it breaks 30000, at which point they crit unless. Uncreative attacks upon it heal it. Its overheal decays 2500 per power increase, and starts off with low damage.
No random crits until breaks the 30000 HP roof (this makes it balanced, because valve logic)
it also makes uncreative attacks do more damage based on its power. (Do i need to increase the number of charges this takes (And is that the OP scale behind me?) , or is it fine?)
Max HP is 45000, unless 10 uncreative attacks in a row occur, in which case it raises to 55000, and vice versa for any further hp limit raises.
Revenge of the Unhelped, The Lonely, the Unloved, The Abused, The Beggar. The Sad, The Slain, The Hated, The Unjustly Feared, The Falsely Accused, The Abandoned and the Lost: 5/50
A sad piece of music begins to play in the backaround
"So many years,
so many dark memories...."
2+ to anyone who didnt get a + from anyone this round.
if its me, +pity to me.
Wait a second, i made a long post?
Preposterous! I do not make long posts!
Funfact: this took like 8 edits to make. Funny, considering the fact that my orginal post was charges and a one-sentence action.
After making the post, i walk up to Tazz and thank him, and everyone at the TvTropes edition for introducing this wonderful game and equally-wonderful community on this minecraft forums to me. I then thank everyone else for making this possible.
Also, do whatever you want with the update system. You know we will all support your decision if you have to make certain choices. Don't let this game get in the way of your life.
Been editing this for an hour. Gee, what a active life i have.
Update: And now its so large it fills my 1920x1800 screen.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad kick-starter.)12/25(or 16 if the helping effect works)
The damaged blasting pages && Damaged Transmutation field alternator 3/6
Damaged Warp Zone(also thanks to the curse of repetitiveness the power is
further reduced)
my items
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
After that I start making buildings swirl around surrounding everything with supermarkets and HLM(with the use of The Reinforcement)
i hit Charles Barkley with a Sharpened Volcano Fragment, and then proceed to summon a horde of Sun-On-a-Stick Scoots and Postal Pummeler Pryos to smash him to piece's whilst a horde of Backburner Pryo's keep him on fire.
i repeatedly mumble words while holding the Spellbook, and it turns out it was a spell for a Rain O Meteors, all of which happen to have been buff'ed with "crits on flaming enemys".
Suddenly, i summon another horde, this time with sollys with the Buff Banner and Conch, making the damage even more absurd.
i also toss Charles Barkley into a star, which happens to be so large its not going supernova, its going hypernova! I afterwards call the Fire department, which just happens to be more pryo's, expect they are wearing the Tricksters Turnout Jacket, and the water they spray on him is in fact flamer fuel.
i continue my chain of flaming cast Mystic Inferno, setting everyone near Charles Barkley on fire, which just happens to only set Non-Charles Barkley people for a few seconds. i follow that up by summon the 12-year olds of the Fnaf Fandom, set them on fire, and let them stampede Charles Barkley. i finish all this off by making it rain Scorch Shot and Flare Gun shots upon both the FNAF Fandom and Charles Barkley. i then ithen him, causing him to scream at my overusage of "i then" because i cannot word my actions anyway else, causing a brief fit of insanity, as he saw the verision with all the i thens, and when everyone denies having seen such a version, it drives him even crazyizer.
Might make above charge attack.
The uncreativty monster is uncreative and punchs something creative.
Revenge of the Unhelped, The Lonely, the Unloved, The Abused, The
Beggar. The Sad, The Slain, The Hated, The Unjustly Feared, The Falsely
Accused, The Abandoned and the Lost: 6/50
The sad music continues to play...
Restoration of the Factory of The Bots, and the Machine maker's ambition 1/20
2+ to anyone who didnt get a + from anyone this round.
As in, collect your two points at the end of the round. Please try not to do it if it is not the end even if you have not gotten any points yet. But im just being restricting, so go crazy for all i care.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
I summon some deku babas around the soul of the core. Always growing back, one of them lands a hit before it is killed. I call up some more deku gardeners who use bombs to attack the soul of the cores' heads. I join them with punching up the body in goron form which is made to withstand heat and can easily break rocks. The gardeners go back.
Neo Ultima Summoned! (75,000/75,000[AZ]) He slashes at the Cyberdwarf with his Ultima Axe!
Arina Azuma 2/5
Senor Banana shoots explosive tacos at the Cyberdwarf.
Lord Calzerb bangs himself on his helmet, then he steps on a pressure plate, making Balthios James fall into a hole.
I sneak up on Hoopz Barkley with a Golden Murder Knife, I then stab him with it.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
I dig up my Solar Flower in a hurry and point it in front of me. My hammerspace opens up, unloading a torrent of water on the court. I open fire, shocking everyone who is not AZ. (If it is like the fire flower in Smash it should not be capable to hurt a teammate under any circumstance).
@Tazz since the portable factory is dead, I'll use from now on the Factory a 10 post summon, this factory should be considered an entity, but when I summoned it I forgot to say how much hp should have, so consider this one my new factory.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
0rgin P0int, Zeroth Server
Join Date:
2/28/2011
Posts:
63
Location:
why
Minecraft:
User_Zero
Xbox:
Battlefury13
PSN:
no
Member Details
/NULLEMENTUS!
@above Speaking of factorys, that reminds me to rebuild mine.
Thanks for reminding me, indirectly
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Drakonite (Level 2: 3/3) Finished!
Diamond Murder Knife (Level 3: 3/4) Heheheh, just need 2 more ingots.
Crimtane II Blood II Diamond = Crimsony Blood Gem 1/???
+2 to Ire
Sukard 3/50 (+1 from Richard, don't die out there, buddy.)
Arina Azuma 3/5
Senor Banana gives Charles Barkley a Fatten Up Taco.
Lord Calzreb lets off his insanity on the Cyberdwarf.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
Current Entities
Balloon Drake
HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Come at me bro. I've got a billion hp.
Inflation: 100%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation.
Same as before. Whenever it takes damage, reduce inflation by damage taken / 2,000. That's assuming a 30 post entity has about 200,000 HP normally.
Breath of Life: Can be used every other turn. Restores 15,000 HP OR 20% inflation. Cannot self target. Costs 5% inflation.
Law of the Clown Car: kills a Lesser Balloon Whelp and gives the Drake inflation equal to the Whelp's inflation/3
And now, we need to make it a little more complicated.
Spawns in with 3 balloon-omancy eggs, each with their own HP bar. They start with 15,000/30,000 HP. If an egg reaches 30,000 HP (The Balloon Whelp has something that might help with that...), it hatches into a lesser balloon whelp.
Lesser Balloon Whelp:
Inflation: 100%. Takes damage/500 to inflation when hit. Deals low damage.
Commands:
I have the Lesser Balloon Whelp keep guarding the hoop. The Balloon Drake uses breath of life to reinflate the lesser balloon whelp somewhat.
Action:
Inari bounces along the floor and skids to a stop before rising up again. After pausing for a few moments, she slowly walks up to Cyberdwarf, seeming to do nothing. But once she gets close, she fires off a scatterburst of light beams like a shotgun blast to deal damage.
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: I won't do it for the next Round's EoTB, but from then on, I will now officially null all posts made before the EoTB finishes. Please refrain from posting until the EoTB is done-and-done.
Lets put it this way: you killed EXOS over an error, so why cant I use your error to my advantage? And besides, I said I had an attack plan it there was not another hoop, which apparently you must have snipped and assumed it wasnt there.
/null
I did read over that, actually-I needed it cut so character limits would obey. Of course, your assumption is that your alternatives were flawless. They...Weren't. You only said you'd directly grenade-spam Barkley if the nonexistent hoop 'over there' did not have energy. Yes, go check it. What does this mean? It means I can say that the nonexistent hoop was powered-which, by the logic of If-Then statements, IS in fact true despite the total nonexistence of the second hoop (YES, they actually do work this way; if the pretense of the If-then statement (the If) is false, technically the result of the Then statement is irrelevant as the answer is theoretical and could be True or False; as such, the staement is always true. Here, the then is 'the Hoop is powered,' which is yes. Complicated? You bet!);, and thus you do nothing because there is no hoop for you to fire grenades into AND the hoop is powered so you don't fire grenades at Barkley. No, you shouting about the Hoop not being there changes nothing, as you only said you'd do something different if the Hoop wasn't powered (and despite its lack of existence, it is!) And of course, if you somehow actually bothered to make a hoop yourself instead of relying on the assumption the hoop was there in the first place (which you did not in fact do at all) and powered it (or alternatively I just exploited the vaugeness of where 'over there' was to point to the original hoop), you'd simply damage all non-PZ entities, as Barkley's control over the B-Ball energies is unparalleled in this state, and what you're doing in dunking those grenades in is channeling B-Ball energies (and that's what powers the first Hoop), which he can manipulate! So really, all-in-all, that attack was doomed to failure.
Yeah that was really wordy, so tl;dr verson: Your attack failed for a LOT of reasons, and the one I chose to specifically state was the shortest and easiest to explain.
Next Charge: On hold until a winner of the Mibibli/Crocidibli fight is settled.
Finish the Avenger's Orbitars at 3/3
Once again, I'll say that the only way to make real progress on that fight is to get each one on a side (unless you want Crocidibli to win without anything happening, where you get a roughly 20,000 HP Neutral on you guys, which wouldn't help anyone). It shouldn't be hard to convince them.
Also, on the subject on the hammer, while Mibibli does indeed always attempt to fight Crocidibli, Mibibli can target other entities as... (okay, i don't even know this thing's gender) they see fit, with more convincing.
Now to go start the blueprint on the second entity. I feel that this will get much more dangerous.
i have inherited a situation utmost detriment to my desires
i have been put through an unpleasant experience
i am not having fun
my time is the opposite of good
bad times are now
i am not enjoying the experience very much
this is an unfortunate moment
this
is
not
FUN
I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME I LEARN YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT COMEDY
JOKES
PUNS
FUNNIES
HUMOR
LAUGHTER
FUN
yOu ThInK yOu'Re FuNnY, dOn'T yOu
OnCe I cOmE bAcK
yOu'Ll ReGrEt bEiNg BoRn
hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
memia does not think you're funny
nobody is having a good time
memia has
left the gametAkEn A bReAkAlso, babysphee, you can't leave the game. trollface.png
==Action==
Sorodin> You fool! Gods are gods for a reason. Gods are IMMORTAL!
Charles Barkley starts frantically looking all around, waiting for something to happen.
Suddenly, a tear opens up in the sky. Like, a dimensional tear. Charles Barkley, Balthios James, Cyberdwarf, and Hoopz Barkey all look up into it in awe, seeing the heavens above. A deep, booming voice comes from within.
???> Did you like your one glimpse of the heavens, Charles? I'm afraid it's the only one you're ever going to take.
Charles Barkley> Y-y-yes.... sir.
???> You could have had it all, Charles. The power, the influence, the immortality! But alas, you are only mortal.
A giant foot starts coming down the hole, followed by a giant leg, followed by a giant body! WATCH OUT GUYS, HE'S COMING DOWN....
...
...
...
???> Wait, brother. You are not charged. The OP Scale would nerf you down to size. You would be able to be killed.... for good. Plus...... ....my child is only doing what he feels is right, what he loves to do. Leave him be.
???> But brother, he killed my diciples! At least let me punish him a little bit!
???> Very well.
A giant soccer ball slowly comes through the tear, and lands right on Charles, Hoopz, Balthios, and Cyberdwarf, dealing huge damage! Also, Topazian21's Hate of Formatting has been summoned! Also, sorry if this attack seems.... lackluster. I had to cut alot out due to time contraints. WHY FIREFOX WHY YOU CRASH?
=Alchemies=
Super Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad && Unfair Mario = Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 4/4 [Done!]
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad && Mario 64 = Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64 1/???
Hylian Beam Shield && Potion of Haste = Hylian Beam Shield (Cool) 4/5
==Completed Alchemies==
Super Mario Maker Sketchpad
Logic Distortion Remote - currently projecting Super Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad
Bowser Amiibo- consumed making Bowser Amiibo MushroomHylian Beam Shield
Infinite Pie Cornucopia
Super Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad
Voidmetal Bottle
==Charges==
24/25 Thunderstorm
24/25 Crystals of Al'tuine (+1 from Talist)
+2 to Talist
Please check out my PvP map based around explosions and fire, FireFight!
Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
Dragons n' Stuff
Please click!
"Uh, memia, im pretty sure UserZero would sooner be flayed
than let you get away. Or leave for that matter. If you bothered to
read the chatlog, you'd know that Shes gonna kill us all anyway. Now, if
you excuse me, i have to annoy something."
Loose Cannon && Haunted Demoman Soul && Eyelanders Soul = ??? 1/?
i toss all of Greek Mythology at Charles Barkley, then quickly figure out the situation
Reach 4500 from big tree ---> boss and co. summoned due to that ----> Bosses are summoned by milestones of 500/1000 ----> UserZero activates "i am a massive coward" mode at those points and hides behind a barrier like a n00b, which is ironic, since she thinks we are all n00bs (See: results of my first post) ---> this is either going to take forever or be a rolfstomp
"Hey, UserZero, i though you said we were all n00bs! Wonder who's hiding behind a barrier, huh?"
A somewhat useful summon: 15/15
Uncreativity Monster summoned!
25000/17500HP
Gains more damage and power based on (about 1000 hp) a uncreative attack. Creative attacks on it do less damage until it breaks 30000, at which point they crit unless. Uncreative attacks upon it heal it. Its overheal decays 2500 per power increase, and starts off with low damage.
No random crits until breaks the 30000 HP roof (this makes it balanced, because valve logic)
it also makes uncreative attacks do more damage based on its power. (Do i need to increase the number of charges this takes (And is that the OP scale behind me?) , or is it fine?)
Max HP is 45000, unless 10 uncreative attacks in a row occur, in which case it raises to 55000, and vice versa for any further hp limit raises.
Revenge of the Unhelped, The Lonely, the Unloved, The Abused, The Beggar. The Sad, The Slain, The Hated, The Unjustly Feared, The Falsely Accused, The Abandoned and the Lost: 5/50
A sad piece of music begins to play in the backaround
"So many years,
so many dark memories...."
2+ to anyone who didnt get a + from anyone this round.
if its me, +pity to me.
Wait a second, i made a long post?
Preposterous! I do not make long posts!
Funfact: this took like 8 edits to make. Funny, considering the fact that my orginal post was charges and a one-sentence action.
After making the post, i walk up to Tazz and thank him, and everyone at the TvTropes edition for introducing this wonderful game and equally-wonderful community on this minecraft forums to me. I then thank everyone else for making this possible.
Also, do whatever you want with the update system. You know we will all support your decision if you have to make certain choices. Don't let this game get in the way of your life.
Been editing this for an hour. Gee, what a active life i have.
Update: And now its so large it fills my 1920x1800 screen.
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
I slice Cyberdwarf with my Plasma Katana.
Shadow mage shoots Cyberdwarf with his Shadow Blast and Elite swordmaster uses Triple Stab on Cyberdwarf.
i claimed Battlefury's charge spot
An powerful Halloween themed summon 14/50 +2 Battlefury
Sp00py Armor 3/25 (Part of my Halloween Miniboss summon.)
Basketball && Nuke && Cannon = Chaos Dunker (2/26)(ERROR TOO POWERFUL)Shadow Magician
Shadow MP 48/60 +3 Shadow MP per turn
Spells: Shadow Blast (Costs 2 Shadow MP) Shadow Heal (Costs 5 Shadow MP) Shadow Barrier (Costs 10 Shadow MP)
Shadow Recharge: Recharges 15 Shadow MP but 3 turn cooldown.
Last Shadow Blast: UNAVAILABLE+1 Talist, +1 Twinbuilder
My Items
Fountain of Life: [Power Rank I] Heals the target for increased healing.
Bayoneted Laser Rifle (Also known as Bayo-Laser Rifle) [Power Rank II] Used for Ranged + Melee with extra damage to the Enemy.
Plasma Katana [Power Rank II] Deals extra damage to the Enemy when used.
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad kick-starter.)12/25(or 16 if the helping effect works)
The damaged blasting pages && Damaged Transmutation field alternator 3/6
Damaged Warp Zone(also thanks to the curse of repetitiveness the power is
further reduced)
my items
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
After that I start making buildings swirl around surrounding everything with supermarkets and HLM(with the use of The Reinforcement)
/OOC post
Tazz, Sometimes on my own game I had to work 7 hours before not making a update, don't slow down while you do the update.
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
13/25 | Headslide
3/50 | Mouth Wide Open
The End Sale && Machina && Redstone = The Hard Bargain (Level 5: 4/6)
Seneca defense buffs Cerberus.
SeNeCa14: Who's a good dog? You are a good dog! Yes you are! Yes you are!
---
+2 to Twin
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Loose Cannon && Haunted Demoman Soul && Eyelanders Soul = ??? 2/?
Stuff:
Topaz Frying Pan l.5
Spellbook l.4
WARNING: MASSIVE WALL OF " i then"
Edit: Replaced some of the then
i hit Charles Barkley with a Sharpened Volcano Fragment, and then proceed to summon a horde of Sun-On-a-Stick Scoots and Postal Pummeler Pryos to smash him to piece's whilst a horde of Backburner Pryo's keep him on fire.
i repeatedly mumble words while holding the Spellbook, and it turns out it was a spell for a Rain O Meteors, all of which happen to have been buff'ed with "crits on flaming enemys".
Suddenly, i summon another horde, this time with sollys with the Buff Banner and Conch, making the damage even more absurd.
i also toss Charles Barkley into a star, which happens to be so large its not going supernova, its going hypernova! I afterwards call the Fire department, which just happens to be more pryo's, expect they are wearing the Tricksters Turnout Jacket, and the water they spray on him is in fact flamer fuel.
i continue my chain of flaming cast Mystic Inferno, setting everyone near Charles Barkley on fire, which just happens to only set Non-Charles Barkley people for a few seconds. i follow that up by summon the 12-year olds of the Fnaf Fandom, set them on fire, and let them stampede Charles Barkley. i finish all this off by making it rain Scorch Shot and Flare Gun shots upon both the FNAF Fandom and Charles Barkley. i then ithen him, causing him to scream at my overusage of "i then" because i cannot word my actions anyway else, causing a brief fit of insanity, as he saw the verision with all the i thens, and when everyone denies having seen such a version, it drives him even crazyizer.
Might make above charge attack.
The uncreativty monster is uncreative and punchs something creative.
Revenge of the Unhelped, The Lonely, the Unloved, The Abused, The
Beggar. The Sad, The Slain, The Hated, The Unjustly Feared, The Falsely
Accused, The Abandoned and the Lost: 6/50
The sad music continues to play...
Restoration of the Factory of The Bots, and the Machine maker's ambition 1/20
2+ to anyone who didnt get a + from anyone this round.
As in, collect your two points at the end of the round. Please try not to do it if it is not the end even if you have not gotten any points yet. But im just being restricting, so go crazy for all i care.
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Enderdragonscale && Sword = EIB 4/6.
I summon some deku babas around the soul of the core. Always growing back, one of them lands a hit before it is killed. I call up some more deku gardeners who use bombs to attack the soul of the cores' heads. I join them with punching up the body in goron form which is made to withstand heat and can easily break rocks. The gardeners go back.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
(note: vv = w)
https://soundcloud.com/dabunky/bring-me-to-tem-shop
iNtErLeVVd
I'll shovv those idiots
I'll shovv them comedy
Meme Machine: 10/10
I guess I should introduce the Meme Machine, my vveapon of choice
The Meme Machine is a vveapon I produced especially for myself
It is both a direct and indirect vveapon
VVhen attacking directly, it acts like a svvord, because it chops, slices, etc.
VVhen attacking indirectly, it allows me to take control of any electronic device within 5km2
Be it insulin pumps, or supercomputers
I can take control and destroy them inside out
This feature is going to get more use, due to me not having a true physical form
*coufgh andisuckatfighting coufgh*
>Memia: think of an elaborate plan
No, I didn't see it since
I don't have eyes.This spooks Charles Barkley so much that he takes damage.Quote: 28/50
Making the potatoes...: 16/50
+2 to Twin
It's High Noon
Drakonite (Level 2: 2/3)
Diamond Murder Knife (Level 3: 2/4)
+2 to Pricey
Neo Ultima Summoned! (75,000/75,000[AZ]) He slashes at the Cyberdwarf with his Ultima Axe!
Arina Azuma 2/5
Senor Banana shoots explosive tacos at the Cyberdwarf.
Lord Calzerb bangs himself on his helmet, then he steps on a pressure plate, making Balthios James fall into a hole.
I sneak up on Hoopz Barkley with a Golden Murder Knife, I then stab him with it.
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
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Enderdragon scale && Sword = EIB 5/6.
I play the song of storms. It rains on the Soul of The Core, hardening and cooling it so it can't move.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
oh i thought you were talking about the other alchemy i had going on. i always mess up at this type of thing
5/50 5/50
(Pendulum && Whip) || Ultra Sharp Knife = Whipendulum 1/?
I dig up my Solar Flower in a hurry and point it in front of me. My hammerspace opens up, unloading a torrent of water on the court. I open fire, shocking everyone who is not AZ. (If it is like the fire flower in Smash it should not be capable to hurt a teammate under any circumstance).
@Tazz since the portable factory is dead, I'll use from now on the Factory a 10 post summon, this factory should be considered an entity, but when I summoned it I forgot to say how much hp should have, so consider this one my new factory.
/null
/NULLEMENTUS!
@above Speaking of factorys, that reminds me to rebuild mine.
Thanks for reminding me, indirectly
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Drakonite (Level 2: 3/3) Finished!
Diamond Murder Knife (Level 3: 3/4)
Heheheh, just need 2 more ingots.
Crimtane II Blood II Diamond = Crimsony Blood Gem 1/???
+2 to Ire
Sukard 3/50 (+1 from Richard, don't die out there, buddy.)
Arina Azuma 3/5
Senor Banana gives Charles Barkley a Fatten Up Taco.
Lord Calzreb lets off his insanity on the Cyberdwarf.
Neo Ultima cuts down one of the Ender Crystals.
I attack the nest.
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The Beginning.
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Balloon Drake
HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Come at me bro. I've got a billion hp.
Inflation: 100%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation.
Same as before. Whenever it takes damage, reduce inflation by damage taken / 2,000. That's assuming a 30 post entity has about 200,000 HP normally.
Breath of Life: Can be used every other turn. Restores 15,000 HP OR 20% inflation. Cannot self target. Costs 5% inflation.
Law of the Clown Car: kills a Lesser Balloon Whelp and gives the Drake inflation equal to the Whelp's inflation/3
And now, we need to make it a little more complicated.
Spawns in with 3 balloon-omancy eggs, each with their own HP bar. They start with 15,000/30,000 HP. If an egg reaches 30,000 HP (The Balloon Whelp has something that might help with that...), it hatches into a lesser balloon whelp.
Lesser Balloon Whelp:
Inflation: 100%. Takes damage/500 to inflation when hit. Deals low damage.
Commands:
I have the Lesser Balloon Whelp keep guarding the hoop. The Balloon Drake uses breath of life to reinflate the lesser balloon whelp somewhat.
Action:
Inari bounces along the floor and skids to a stop before rising up again. After pausing for a few moments, she slowly walks up to Cyberdwarf, seeming to do nothing. But once she gets close, she fires off a scatterburst of light beams like a shotgun blast to deal damage.
Alchemy and charges:
Finished listEktoplomatin && Duotine && Evaporator = Duotine gas generator DONE! DING
(Purified Silver && Holy Water && Essence of Light) || GreatSword = TrueSilver Champion 4/6
Got +5 total.
The first companion: 47/50
Another Charge: 22/30
+1 to Topazian & Pricey
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
The EoTB is up.
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: I won't do it for the next Round's EoTB, but from then on, I will now officially null all posts made before the EoTB finishes. Please refrain from posting until the EoTB is done-and-done.
I did read over that, actually-I needed it cut so character limits would obey. Of course, your assumption is that your alternatives were flawless. They...Weren't. You only said you'd directly grenade-spam Barkley if the nonexistent hoop 'over there' did not have energy. Yes, go check it. What does this mean? It means I can say that the nonexistent hoop was powered-which, by the logic of If-Then statements, IS in fact true despite the total nonexistence of the second hoop (YES, they actually do work this way; if the pretense of the If-then statement (the If) is false, technically the result of the Then statement is irrelevant as the answer is theoretical and could be True or False; as such, the staement is always true. Here, the then is 'the Hoop is powered,' which is yes. Complicated? You bet!);, and thus you do nothing because there is no hoop for you to fire grenades into AND the hoop is powered so you don't fire grenades at Barkley. No, you shouting about the Hoop not being there changes nothing, as you only said you'd do something different if the Hoop wasn't powered (and despite its lack of existence, it is!) And of course, if you somehow actually bothered to make a hoop yourself instead of relying on the assumption the hoop was there in the first place (which you did not in fact do at all) and powered it (or alternatively I just exploited the vaugeness of where 'over there' was to point to the original hoop), you'd simply damage all non-PZ entities, as Barkley's control over the B-Ball energies is unparalleled in this state, and what you're doing in dunking those grenades in is channeling B-Ball energies (and that's what powers the first Hoop), which he can manipulate! So really, all-in-all, that attack was doomed to failure.
Yeah that was really wordy, so tl;dr verson: Your attack failed for a LOT of reasons, and the one I chose to specifically state was the shortest and easiest to explain.
I felt like I had to address this is all.
Next Charge: On hold until a winner of the Mibibli/Crocidibli fight is settled.
Finish the Avenger's Orbitars at 3/3
Once again, I'll say that the only way to make real progress on that fight is to get each one on a side (unless you want Crocidibli to win without anything happening, where you get a roughly 20,000 HP Neutral on you guys, which wouldn't help anyone). It shouldn't be hard to convince them.
Also, on the subject on the hammer, while Mibibli does indeed always attempt to fight Crocidibli, Mibibli can target other entities as... (okay, i don't even know this thing's gender) they see fit, with more convincing.
Now to go start the blueprint on the second entity. I feel that this will get much more dangerous.