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I spawn in a load of levitating basketballs behind me and use zero-point energy to wave them all in Charles Barkley's direction! I manipulate these basketballs with such precision that he cannot block all of them at once! The balls that he misses strike him, and as such, he is pelted with an overwhelming amount of basketballs which he cannot block!
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We are AZ. Shenelsky throws hundreds of footballs at Charles Barkley
The Alchemiter Upgrade: Temporal allows for people to sort of preorder an alchemy. You can do the charge to make it like normally, but the resulting alchemy would be unusable, unless to make more alchemies. All alchemies made of items used using the temporal upgrade must be made using the temporal upgrade. Once the alchemised gains the ability to make your alchemy, it is transformed into a normal alchemy that can be used for anything.
35/50 Life (+4 from TheDrivingLlama, +1 from Tazz)
5/20 splat tim
+2 to TheDrivingLlama.
1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar Tome of Knowledge Unwritten 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots Ultracondensed Wall
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==Turn 2==
Storm 46/50 ()
Stone 46/50 ()
+2 to Erelye.
Spellbook --o Time Magic == Spellbook of Time 6/6 DONE
Spellbook --o Space Magic == Spellbook of Space 6/6 DONE
==Action==
Crystal puts Cyberdwarf through a series of Cyriak videos, warping and twisting his body in ways extremely non-conducive to life! Eyes appear where eyes shouldn't be, he gets mutated into strange and monstrous forms, and then a massive monkey-machine steps on him as a final insult.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight enters the Basketball Court. Guarding time for him!
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The L()rd yawns and gets Maniac to play baseball with him. Maniac's at the pitch. The L()rd is at the bat. Maniac throws the ball... and The L()rd hits it! HOME RUN!!! And the ball lands on Charles Barkley's head.
A Heavy Weapons Guy appears on the field. It wields the Fists of Steel, and has recently eaten chocolate, so he is one tanky mofo. He heads over to guard King Bob-omb due to it reminding him of his friend, Demoman.
Walker then uses the Heavy Weapons Guy's head as a vaulting post to fly through the air, landing on the TNT cannon. With some irritation, he cuts off a large chunk of framework, thus ruining the ability of the TNT cannon to launch TNT. He then pockets some stolen TNT for later use... returning to his side of the battlefield.
A Tactical Genius: 6/50 ==================================================
+2 to Crystal
Similar to what he did with the Paerotheum Dust, Bomber decides to go through the tedious process of loading bullet casings with Cretrytheum Dust by hand. While the Crude Paerotheum Bullets exploded in a violent firestorm, the Cretrytheum Bullets would act much differently. With the Crude Cretrytheum Bullets finally complete, Bomber loads them into Da Shootiest Bolter.
The unfortunate target on the end of this round of bullets would be the Cyberdwarf (Hoopz if Cyber winds up dead at this point). Da Shootiest Bolter would deliver again. Pulling the trigger, the gun unleashed its storm of bullets. Bomber could never help but crack an ecstatic grin whenever he fired this thing. Bullet after bullet was launched from the chamber, raining icy hell upon the Cyberdwarf (Hoopz). The Cretrytheum covered the bullets and the end of the gun's muzzle with frost. When the bullets hit their target, there was a powerful impact. The stone element that made up part of the Cretrytheum Dust made the bullets quite dense.
Gelid Cryrotheum, the liquid form of Cryrotheum Dust, was also considered more dangerous than lava. Rather than causing everything to burn up like Blazing Pyrotheum, it instead froze everything. Grass would turn brittle and break away into pieces of ice. Water would freeze almost instantaneously. Any unprotected person who came in contact with Cryrotheum in this form would start feeling the symptoms of hypothermia very quickly. Though, it was much safer to handle in its dust form, it still had these hyperfreezing properties. The ice element that made up part of the Cretrytheum Dust would cause the target's skin to be covered in frost as their body temperature lowered dramatically, possibly to dangerous levels. They might be slowed by the ice covering with them as well as the paralyzing cold that came from within.
I'm happy to introduce you the incredible Krezinas virus, this virus was created 21 solar years ago by the doctor Krezinas yes we named it after him, this strange and incredible virus has the power to induce amnesia in people, now to make sure that our friend Charles Barkley is correctly infected by a dose of this nice virus I have to correctly set up the plan:
So firstly we have this nice cobra, the cobra is a genetically engineered cobra, that has the ability to transmit the virus by biting, of course in case the poor cobra is violently killed his poison will spread around so be careful!
So now a beautiful giraffe is needed, this giraffe will use his own neck as a catapult (the neck is magically incanted so it is pretty elastic), the neck is carefully manoeuvred by a team of invisibles sentient cockroaches (they are capable of seeing themselves)
So the cockroaches communicate to the cobra to bite mr. Barkley, then they carefully put the cobra inside the mouth of the giraffe, and thanks to an incredibly complex system of ropes and levers they are able to fire the cobra using the giraffe.
When the cobra bites or explodes on Barkley the effect of the virus is shown: he can no longer remember how to walk (or run) and how to stand correctly, so he drop to the floor incapable of moving and doing anything for the next rounds.
After all of this happened the giraffe is eaten by the cockroaches, this kills them all because that was not a giraffe like many others, but a secretly poisonous elastic giraffeโข.
The rolling stone moves to Charles Barkley and shows to everyone how his body will be the moment he dies. (Tazz just describe it, mostly for fun or whatever)
Factory: producing Maxis
Maxis attacking Hoopz Barkley.
The zerglings will attack Cyberdwarf
Zerg Forces: Unit Cap: 6/8.
Overlord: 9,900/10,000 x1 HP. Being Defended by Protettores. Adds 8 to unit cap each.
Hatcheries: 16,900/20,000 HPx6 Gains 8,500 HP per turn. Can build Zerg
Structures. When fully healed for the 1st time, it becomes functional.
Adds 2 to unit cap each.
Larvae: 0.
Zergling Mutations: [||] x 3; will produce 6 Zerglings. Done
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I do not examine Vinyl, given that I already have the description. I think I can use this. But not now.
I dig several dirt blocks and three stone cubes out of the ground, examining them carefully. This shall work. I refuse to fail as spectacularly to control my attack as I did last post. I gather a number of pieces of clay from a nearby riverbed, and immediately place down a variety of alchemical constructs and instruments down in a hole, beginning to work. I shove some hexcoal into the fuel slots of a plethora of esoteric devices, sliding a number of bits of cobblestone and dirt into the top of the machine.
The stuff all dissolves into some strange mixture which I capture in a number of cooked clay jars inscribed clearly with runes of various origins.
I take the devices from the hole, and rush to the Battlefield once more. I quickly flick through a leather-bound tome, trying to find something or other of import, before reaching my initial position once more. I remove the tops from several of the jars, and upturn them, just after telekinetically forcing them into the Cyberdwarf. An astoundingly large amount of malachite-colored powder showers the Cyberdwarf, strangely sticking to it with some sort of occult conviction.
I smash the remaining jars into the ground below me, runed shards of pottery scattering across the floor with traces of some vibrant crystalline dust. Salis Mundus, that is. I eye the tome once more, before putting it away.
Upon the invocation of Yog-Sothoth, the Cyberdwarf begins to shudder and scream, its skin or skin-analogue shimmering with a dark light, and occasionally rippling.
The Cyberdwarf's basketball-skin epidermis seems to grow coarser and more stretched by the minute, seemingly falling apart before my very eyes. Within moments, the Cyberdwarf has been reduced to literal ashes. Hah. I cross my arms, staring at the dust pile before me. Do not despair. Death this early is far too kind for these beings.
The malachite-green ashes rise from the ground, forming the shape of the now-deceased Cyberdwarf. The dust seems to knit itself back together, and immediately upon the formation of the head, tortured screams and howls begin flowing through the air, wet and distorted with the hellish insight of one who has truly experienced the great nonbeing and cessation of existence that is death.
Dark lights begin to shimmer between the knotted layers of ashy pseudo-skin, as the howls grow in intensity tenfold.
I watch carefully, slowly drawing the Spellslinger from my inventory, and loading it, before switching it back to wand form. The final fragments of occult dust leap onto the Cyberdwarf's reforming figure, and I watch as color returns to the being's face.
Despite the normalcy of the Cyberdwarf's current physical state, it appears as if his mental one has rotted away in its entirety. The Cyberdwarf screams and shrieks in pain and terror, unresponsive to the outside world. I decide to put him out of his misery, drawing Vinyl out and inserting 11 into its slot in one fluid motion.
I grab the Cyberdwarf's front, pull him in front of me, and stab him directly through the chest with the empowered blade, the basketball-skinned being screaming all the while. Then, I pull the blade all the way out of his chest with a gooey squelch, and kick him to the ground, pulling the Spellslinger out in my other hand a mere moment later. Without a moment of notice, I fire a bolt of pure darkness from the wand, expending one bullet. The bolt pierces the Cyberdwarf's head, putting an end to its screaming.
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Alright, I may or may not make a side quest. I honestly don't know how side-quests usually work in dtg. Do I spawn entities and stuff and use have Tazz semi-run it, or do I quote people and run a side game (which would be confusing). Also, I plan do two (maybe) fifty charges as the main side quest charges.
Well, knowing professional basketball players, Charles Barkely probably has horrible defense...
I kick a soccer ball at Barkely, it whacks him in the face. I then pull out a ping pong table, and challenge him to a round. Of course, he nearly beats me because he is an athlete. It is 20-0, and he's serving. He throws the ball up, but suddenly confetti cannons pop up and fire straight at him making him lose his concentration... It's 20-21 now because of his fail. and it's my turn to serve. He pulls out a lever controlling confetti canons on my side. "really, your going to be that unoriginal, alright" He pulls the lever as I serve, but I just easily whack the ball over while nothing happens. "Wait for it..." The confetti launches and Barkely explodes because he lost...
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 71%
Soldiers 3/6
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Mine
Library
Alchemies:
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool.
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 0/11)
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"You know what? Since everyone is referencing other sports than Basketball, time to join in the fun!"
30/50 Dark Bowser (+2 from Irecreeper)
+2 to Irecreeper
Attack: Soccer, Charged
A large airship comes out of a portal. 12 forms jump off the side of it in turn.
The first to land is Bowser, who uses his trademark Fire Storm to roast Charles Barkley, causing him to run around the court uncontrollably into a random electric fence.
Second is Petey Piranha, who heaves a heap of mud across the court by using Mud Slinger, knocking Cyberdwarf around the battlefield and slowing him down.
Luigi and Mario land at the same time, use Super Mario and Super Luigi, and stomp on Hoopz Barkley and Balthios James respectively, crushing them into the court.
Daisy lands next, getting in the center of the 4 stars of Shut Up and Jam, and uses Crystal Smash to knock them flying in all directions.
Peach, in the meantime, lands away from the court, and traps King Bob-omb under a giant black-and-white photo by using Freeze Frame.
Diddy Kong comes down, and uses Red Card, taking Hoopz Barkley away from the battlefield for a couple of turns. During that time, he is struck by large hammers, a ball on fire, a large steel shell, a lightning ball, a massive egg that knocks him backwards, a mole moving at high speed through the ground, a massive bullet ridden by a dwarf wearing a mask, and gets possessed by a ghost for a second.
Yoshi uses Egg Roll, and chases down Cyberdwarf, crushing him with a giant egg.
Waluigi uses Wall-uigi and creates a massive wall of thorny vines that prevent Charles Barkley from dumping on the hoop without first destroying the wall.
Bowser Junior uses Sonic Roar on Balthios James, knocking him back into another electric fence, while shrinking him to small size, lowering his speed, power, defense, and passing ability.
Then comes Donkey Kong, barreling down with a Thunder Wham, knocking Charles Barkley, Balthios James, and Cyberdwarf into more electric fences that come out of nowhere.
Last comes Wario, who uses Gas Mask to fart on Charles Barkley, making him move the opposite direction he intended for the following turn.
The 12 captains move up into the air and activate megastrikes simultaneously, getting 6 perfect balls each.
Charles Barkley is then rammed by 72 metallic soccer balls moving at mach speed, which all explode on contact.
The soccer players then all leave, leaving behind 3 damaged players, 2 damaged players who are currently incapacitated, and 1 damaged basketball court which is repairing itself quickly.
In case anyone was somehow confused, I am a part of the AZs. Not because I like Richard, but because I want to avoid a paradox, and because a troll is better than a paranoid psycho.
Well, since Elizabeth had her head removed from Dora's influence, this first post becomes even more massive.
Also, Crusher, the time travel aspect doesn't matter. This comes after the Psi-Godmodding War.
Also, the reason I don't really consider myself a Descendant is that I lack an Ancestor such as the Captain.
-A GREAT AND MIGHTY SNIPPING OF RP SHENANIGANS OCCURED HERE-
I turn to everyone else. "Now, where were we? Ah, yes."
27/50 Dark Bowser (+1 from Tazz)
+2 to Pit
30/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique
Klaxon Alarms Sound Across the
Battlefield
"This is the kind of post where I don't need to wait on the EoTB."
The power gathered in the previous turn from all those artifacts congregates in my body. I begin to float, as familiar looking wings protrude from my back. I quickly retract them, for I have different plans.
"Thing is, since my avatar got trapped in the Red Sea for a bit, I've been participating in this battle myself. No proxies here! Time to show everyone why that's important!"
The aura around me gets stronger, and stronger, until the entire battlefield hears something break.
Superpowered Star: 80,000 HP. Low for a 30 post summon.
Attack power and pattern: I am attacking myself, so I therefore get two attacks per turn, and they don't take place during the EoTB, but rather during my posts themselves. The power level of the attacks is such so that I should be doing a monstrous amount of damage over the course of my attacks.
Attack Limit: I get a total of 6 attacks in this form, though this post does not contain any of them. Following these 6 attacks, a Hostile Boss will be summoned, and I will not be able to:
Attack
Add to Charges
Help with Charges
Do anything other than converse and order around my own entities
until the boss is defeated.
General boss stats, details coming in a few turns.
15 HP, but takes 1 damage from any attack, and a certain type of action must take place before that 1 damage can be dealt.
6 phases, which last for 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 4 HP in order, and no more damage can be done in one turn once a phase has ended.
Average Will: I'm going to be using willpower to try to take out this boss (I'll be in a situation where I cannot do anything but that), and after 3 consecutive turns where no damage has been dealt, I deal one damage to the boss automatically.
In the meantime...
-AND THUS A GREAT SNIPPING OF QUAD CITY DJ MUSIC TOOK PLACE-
"YOU KNOW HOW TO STOP A BASKETBALL PLAYER? WITH A BETTER BASKETBALL PLAYER!"
A guy in a red uniform steps out of a portal, flanked by a bunny, another bunny that serves as his love interest for no real reason, a cat, a bird, a pig, and a...thing. Yep, it's definitely a thing.
"GIVE IT UP FOR TEAM SPACE JAM!"
I'm glad I lowered my original idea that I would have 8 attacks down to 6. (After this, I'm going to be out from between 6-45 turns, so I think it's more than fair trade)The other 2 are donated to this group of entities:
Looney Toons Character x 6: Goes on the Basketball court when there's an open slot automatically. Can be replaced by anyone wanting to replace them. Just acts as defense, using such special talents as: Cartoon Logic. Single-minded determination (usually towards the wrong thing). And an endless supply of carrots that for some reason are invincible to anything but rabbit teeth. 20,000 HP each
Michael Jordan: The best basketball player ever to play the game. Will stay on the court and use the powerful B-Ball energies from the court himself. Enters the court after all 6 Looney Toons Characters have been defeated. 50,000 HP should be enough for the Legend himself.
Also, are all the Gatekeepers going to be references to silly games with a cult following? Are we going to have to fight The Guy next?
Of all the things to reference, I'm surprised Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam got in here.
Descendants are strictly inheritors by legacy, not by bloodright. You may not consider yourself one, but you definitely are one. Only twelve Descendants have direct ancestors; everyone else is still a Descendant, as everyone is a descendant by Legacy. Otherwise, for all of your power, you wouldn't be able to touch UserZero.
You activate your thingamabob and have your six uberpowered attacks ready up.
...
FATE FOUND! #itsalljustajoke
As you attempt to summon Michael Jordon (well, OK, summon entities that would lead to Michael Jordon being summoned), you feel a tug. A tug representing something of extreme power. A tug of FATE-of something so powerful that you dare not take this action lightly. You cease, and entirely of your own volition.
Before you get all peeved off at me, I'm going to outright explain to you what a FATE is: a FATE is an action that, though effectively requiring no charge, can have RADICAL effects on the battlefield so huge that I will legitimately have to explain what's going on so that you do not unintentionally shoot yourself in the foot. A FATE can radically alter the entire dynamic of a fight, though usually a FATE will 'merely' cause the boss to get RIIIIIIIIIIIIPED. The exhcange, of course, is an equally devastating effect-in this case. Michael Jordon. You know not what you summon, not to its fullest extent.
I will PM you what the final effect of the FATE is-IF YOU REVEAL THIS PM TO ANYONE, you will cause the fate to happen IMMEDIATELY, and on top of that, the positive effects of the FATE will be pretty much nerfed to the floor. After that's done, you may simply engage the Fate by simply repeating the action, or completely avert it by NOT doing the action.
One more thing: Because it's FBSN who started the fate, this means it's entirely up to him. Your attempts to repeat the process will end in failure.
Awww... if I had known he woulda had a mustache I would've put more effort and HP onto him.... too late now I guess.
EDIT: Wait, it said nothing about Uzi brainwashing him. :/
==Action==
I quickly get an Shine Sprite item from the Super Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad, and hold it in the air. The Shine Sprite starts shimmering a holy white, and spins quicker and quicker. When it's shining it's brightest, I toss it at Jaraxxus and the Infernals. Jarraxxus instinctively catches it, but it burns his hands. He yelps, and drops it. When it hits the ground and shatters, all heaven breaks loose, damaging all nearby entities. When Jaraxxus and the Infernals inevitably survive, they find that they are Blinded.
=Alchemies=
Super Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad && Unfair Mario = Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 2/4
I'm an AZ. Not that you really needed to know that from me but hey boosts are boosts.
4 charge boosts in reserve
42/50 This World...
42/50 Has No Need For Gods
+2 Crystal
Apparently, everything I ever do is doomed to not ever happen because reasons. This is clearly a good idea and I shouldn't mull on it. Oh who am I kidding you're not even reading this first paragraph. Or paragraph fragment? Whatever, who cares.
A HORSE DIDN'T LIKE THE DIRECTION OF MY STORY, SO HE WENT AND RUINED EVERYTHING I EVER WORKED FOR.
THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
AND BEAR IN MIND THAT ONE TIME, I GOT CHOPPED IN TWO. AND I TRAGICALLY LOST ALL MY FRIENDS TO THAT SAME GUY.
AS SUCH, I MUST ADMIT.
TO BEING SUCCUMBED TO A NEW LOW. OF DEPRESSING EMOTIONS. AS A TORTURED PLAYER. OF SO MUCH TALENTED PROMISE, AND INTELLECTUAL DARING, AND IN-GAME MAGNITUDE. THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT.
THIS IS MY NADIR.
THE BLACKEST CALL BEFORE THE HOLE.
THE DARK DAY OF THE FEELINGS.
I BUST MY GOLEM HUMP FOR YOU "PEOPLE".
DAY IN AND DAY OUT. I BRING HOME THE GORILLAING BACON.
I ACCOMPLISH ENOUGH PREMIUM CONTENT. TO CHOKE YOUR GLUTTONOUS ENTITIES. WHICH SERVE TO BARELY MUFFLE YOUR NOISY CRAVINGS. FOR MORE AND FOR MORE.
AND I DO THIS, FOR WHAT???
UNGRATEFULTUDE.
I KNOW WHAT THE CRUX OF THIS PROBLEM IS.
IT IS THAT, I AM MISUNDERSTOOD.
THE ATROCIOUS HATERS AND WEAK HORSES WILL SAY THAT I AM A MONSTER. THAT I AM THE BIGGEST BAD GUY. AND THAT MY EVIL CRIMES NEED TO BE STOPPED USING GAME MASTER NULLING. BUT NO.
I AM JUST A SIMPLE PLAYER.
SURE, SOME OF THEIR LIES HAVE CORRECT QUALITIES.
YES, IT'S TRUE I HATE MANY THINGS, AND WANT THEM DEAD.
YES, I MOSTLY WANT TO SEE EVERY PZ ENTITY TURN EXTINCT IN BAD WAYS. AND OK, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A SUCKER FOR MAKING FUNNY MURDERS HAPPEN.
BUT THOSE ARE REALLY JUST HOBBIES! THEY DON'T *DEFINE* ME.
MY TRUE PASSION. IS TELLING STORIES.
I HUGELY INSIST. THAT I WALK THE PATH. NOT OF A VILLAIN. BUT OF AN ARTIST!!!
I BLEED THE BLOOD.
OF A CRAFTSMAN.
I SWEAT THE STUFF.
OF A GENTLE SOUL.
AND I WEEP THE TEARS.
OF A POET.
AND LIKE ANY DECENT-ISH ART POET.
WHO IS UNDER SIEGE BY AN IMPLACABLE HORSE.
I MUST RETREAT BACK TO MY CRAFT.
I WILL FALL BACK ON MY BASICS.
INSTANT ALCHEMIES.
THINGS TO MAKE INSTANT ALCHEMIES WITH.
HORRIBLE ABOMINATIONS.
MORE THINGS TO MAKE INSTANT ALCHEMIES WITH.
ALL OF THE THINGS, EVEN.
ADDITIONAL HORRIBLE ABOMINATIONS.
I WILL REGROUP.
I WILL REBUILD MY VISION, FROM ZERORIGIN POINT.
I WILL REINVENT MYSELF AS A PLAYER!
WAIT. THAT ENDED TERRIBLY. TAZZ IS JUST BEING ATROCIOUS TO ME IT'S NOT EVEN FAIR. BAH, WHATEVER. I PUNCH THE COOKIE SLIME BLOB.
-1 MINUTE OF ROLLING EYES AT THIS CALIBORN COPYPASTA LATER-
I was thinking that the Telklacki Forcebarrage would shoot bullets instead of plasma, but whatever works out.
Suppression Turrets: 11/20
Leviathan: 1/30
I'm deciding to get escalatingly stronger with my charge chains before stopping at a charge that's worth 50 points. It'll be considerably less annoying for the Pro-Zero players if I don't spam super-powerful entities every 10 turns or so. The few Munchkins on the PA-side on Acolyte are outnumbered, but they have the majority of the board in their control using strong charge chains! Not that that's bad, it's playing the game, but I would like to get the plot going, since the AAs drive the plot forward in my game.
I motion for the Hunter-Chopper to motion ahead and use Minestorm while I go on the warpath with the Telklacki Forcebarrage! I fire in the Pro-Zero direction down the bridge while using sustained bursts to balance accuracy and rate of fire!
Weakened 5,000 damage to the Cookie Slime Blob! It will do as you say.
Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad kick-starter.)10/25(or 14 if the helping effect works)
I torn a little the blasting pages and the Transmutation field alternator to reduce their powers(makes of them level -1 alchemy since it is nowhere said to be illegal to have a negative level)
The damaged blasting pages && Damaged Transmutation field alternator 1/? temp-name 3(also thanks to the curse of repetitiveness the power is further reduced)
If it is finished temp-name 3 && The Reinforcement 1/?
my items
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level 0
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level 0
Book of support level 2
I attempt to use The Reinforcement on the captain to give him a civilization bar(does a minor effect when full)
Use of the book of support to create an entity 3/4
Damaged Blasting Pages && Damaged Transmutation Field Alternator = Damaged Warp Zone (Level 5: 1/6)
FYI: Negative-leveled alchemies are typically so strong they're impossible to make; the data type of Minecraft, after getting so high, will eventaully treat the number as an equally high negative number and go backwards, ending at -1.
You give him a Civilization bar for some odd, light effect.
[1]MoYu AoLong: A 3x3 Rubik's cube puzzle produced by Chinese company MoYu.
[2]Polonium Manipulation Energies: Just like the zirconium and chlorine manipulation energies from the previous chemical element cube alchemies.
[3]Name explanation: MoYu 3x3 cubes are mostly named with a combination of two characters, the second of which is ้พ (lรณng). The Chinese character for polonium is ้ (pล), hence the name ้้พ.
Weaponsmith's Briefcase > Fine = Blacksmith's Briefcase (4/4)
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (18/50)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (39/40) (+1 from Tazz)
+2 to tc2142
Action
I pull out SCP-4517-DTG and immediately lock them onto Balthios. Status effects = bad, and everyone else will shoot the medic first, so I'm going to make him dance. And by dance, I mean do a 1702440. ENGAGE TRACK: DOUBLE LARIAT
The radius of 85 centimeters is as far as I can reach as I spin.From now on I'll begin to spin once again, so let's say goodbye for the last time.
The voice of Yuzuki Yukari V4 begins to sing a song laced with mind control triggers. Balthios begins to dance to the song by spinning around. Not even b-ball has prepared him for the amount of spinning he is doing. I liked to spin around; I didn't want to stop at all. But then I continued the spinning...As I spun around and around I realized I had forgotten how to slow down too.My group of friends, they spin better than me, in a way that I can't understand at all.I would pretend to have given up, but I couldn't stop yet, no I couldn't stop yet! The radius of 360 centimeters is the distance I can reach as I spin.From now on I'll move around as I spin, so let's say our goodbyes and part ways once again.
Balthios is now spinning and crashing into random walls of zirconium I create with the Zirconium Manipulation Cube. I was content with moving around as I spun now, but I couldn't stop at this point yet.If I continued to spin around aimlessly, I would be rewarded finally, yeah.My group of friends, still spin better than me, in a way that I still can't understand.I pretend to give up as I gaze down below, but I can't stop at this point, no I can't stop at this point! The radius of 512 meters is the distance I can reach as I spin.From now on I'll enter creative and fly around, so let's just part ways once again.
Balthios is now crashing into spiked zirconium walls created by the Zirconium Manipulation Cube. So what do you think, if you saw me now, would you give me gratz or would you PvP me?But I'm feeling dizzy and my pitch is rotating.At a pitch of 23 degrees, I looked down at the builds below and think to myself,and before I knew it, they had all been griefed in the blink of an eye and nothing was left. The radius of 30,000 kilometers is the distance that I can spin around.I'm finally good enough to spin around the whole world, so let's part ways for the final time.
Balthios is getting so dizzy he vomits his internal organs out. The radius of infinity is the distance I can reach as I spin round and round.When I get tired of spinning around, please be by my side once and for all and never leave me!
Balthios spins right into a zirconium razor blade array. He is sliced into many tiny pieces.
I removed the /Null. Tazz, could you requote my post?
Also, do the AGs attack all godmodders or just Rick and Uzi? How do they differ from the Neutral faction?
/Null
Neutral isn't a faction! It's a collective term for a group of people who don't belong to the other three. As such, a Neutral player can represent ANY particular alignment not covered by the other three player factions; IE, Pit, who's a Shopkeeper and benefits from getting +1d and returns that for levying attacks on others, or Granger in DTG2, who was basically an Omnicidal Neutral.
the GS (NOT AG! That'll just confuse people) faction is fundamentally against the AZ and PZ factions for siding with a Godmodder; given what Richard becomes and what UserZero is right now, they have a valid point, and are willing to ignore the inevitable Paradox in defeating Richard in order to do so. (well, the Paradox you know about because reasons). They want to change their FATE, in other words, while the AZ players want to play safe and keep their FATE. The GS faction hates all Godmodders in general and wants to wipe them all out-the truest form of being an Anti-Godmodder, in their opinion.
Hope that clears it up for you. I did give you a confirmation period where you could have backed down, so you can pretty much expect your attempts to defect in case this wasn't what you were looking for to fail.
Tulip && Light Bulb = Solar shooting flower 3/3 COMPLETE
Towel && Sponge = Shamwow 1/? (If this is high level I do not know what is going through your head...)
3/50 3/50
I plant my new flower and hope. And then my hope shatters when I realize what a useless item I made. The hope shrapnel hits the cookie slime thing.
(By the way, the flower is still planted. I'm not digging it up, just leave it there.)
I am AZ
Solar Shooting Flower: Not useless. Remember the Fire Flower and how it acted in Super Smash Bros? Yeah, it's like that, only this is reusable AND shoots lightning instead of Fire.
Towel && Sponge = Shamwow (Level 0: 1/1)
Shamwow: Please see a Shamwow commercial for an appropriate description.
My char is a [AZ] just because he felt that Uzi was the strongest and most interesting opponent (I mean she has that type of aura that just screams "Just look at me, I'm big deal!" and he can feel the power level) in case something bad happens to her he will just try something else to spare time and at the moment thinks that Richard is just a random fighter in the general mess.
Yes, I said if something bad happens to her, right now he doesn't want to kill her, he might change his mind in the future if something happens, after all why kill somebody that is such an interesting opponent?
Factory: Producing Protettores with energy shields.
All the Masix will attack Agar.io
Since I'm sick of agar killing my poor little zergs:
...No visible specific weak point... I' will just attack the standard weak point of everything that is atomic made...
Hezetor moves a single finger towards the creature and starts his manipulation over matter... he starts to disassemble the electrons of the creature changing the configuration of every single atom, the electrons of valence now at the wrong places will be forcefully made spin all in the same way, this not only cause an enormous chaos inside the creature at mod atomic and molecular level, but also because all the atoms are forming the wrong time of connection between themselves...now the Orb of pure energy sparks just under my throne while its power is used to absorb all the energy of the atomic force that is in every proton inside the body of the creature and transform it in a mechanical force that will be used to destroy all the neutrons from the inside breaking the quarks of all the atoms, this is bad new for the creature, because what remains of it is an incredible dispersion of energy caused from all those quark breaking, this will damage the creatures close to him, while all that remains of Agar.io is... nothing.
(Really even splitting would not allow him to dodge this affects all of his atoms)
Charges
IMTE working on Letuuma 7/40
Dai-Manji 4/50 +1 from Tazz
Module || (laser gun && blank book)= Module of weapons production (Level 5: 4/6)
The factory breaks down...Then explodes violently. Darnit! The modules are somehow intact, but the Portable Factory itself has ran out of juice, and also out of integrity. The Curse of Repetetiveness haunts the pieces...You doubt you're going to be summoning more through it, unfortunately. Maybe something more powerful in terms of Charges?
Deploying Entity: The Most Beautiful Thing in the World
Something arrives on the field. It's something beautiful. Each and every person and entity that looks at it sees it as whatever object they feel is the most beautiful, be it an urn, sculpture, or something else. It's extremely beautiful, and yet, not so beautiful that it distracts people from combat, or causes any other negative effects by looking at it, and somehow that makes it even more beautiful. Since beauty is made more beautiful with fragility, it has 1 health. And only ever can have 1 health.
Since it's beautiful, normal entities won't target it at all.
However, if someone(or something) destroys it, whether intentionally or as a by-product of an AoE attack or anything like that, every single entity(ALL OF THEM) on the field IMMEDIATELY becomes angry at whatever entity attacked it, and will spend a turn beating down whatever attacked it! If it's another player instead of an entity, or a godmodder, the entities will still waste their turn attacking it(or maybe not waste, by having an actual effect?). As for what the godmodders will do when its attacked, well, it's optional for them. Depends on what mood they're in, I guess.
It's Neutral, if that wasn't obvious. Hey, just because I'm PZ doesn't mean I can't create neutral things! Right?
The Most Beautiful Thing in the world summoned! It will do as you say...which is just standing there apparently. UserZero promptly kicks your rear end because Charles Barkley's ultimate gambit is to CAUSE massive AoE damage that kills everything on the field at once! Considering he's the best unit you have, this entity deliberately cripples you because the AoE will hit everything NOT PZ, which includes Neutral! She's not giving you your +2 for the turn for this. She doesn't deliberately kill it though.
True, I do require a better form, as of now I am only represented by olive colored text
*i think i know somebody who can make you one, let me hit em up
Conversation log: [DD] DopeDunker has signed in [SS] SoSorry has signed in
[DD]: eyy sammy can i ask u somethin' [SS]: I'm kinda working on something, but, go ahead [DD]: can you make my friend a physical form k thx bai
[DD] DopeDunker has signed out
*i'm so good with other people
Meme Machine: 8/10
I didn't. You first found yourself back on the Battlefield, then went to a Grillbys that was relocated to the Battlefield. You never left-you really just went to the local mobile Grillbys.
I don't care how much sense that makes that's what happened.
Mercury stares at doggy intensely for a few seconds, accomplishing absolutely nothing. Then suddenly, so much nothing happens doggy gets bored of doing nothing and decides to take some risks, and goes parachuting without a parachute. It wasn't a good idea, needless to say, and doesn't exactly end well for doggy. Don't take risks, kids, or you might end up like doggy. Poor, poor doggy.
12,000 damage to Doggy!
Eternal Flame: The Flamethrower is pretty much like any other, except it's kind of darker. Well, there's an exception: the addition of Netherrack causes this Flamethrower to never run out of gas, allowing for endless use!...Which is kind of something you could already do, hence the low level.
(Before I was on the AG side I was on PZ side and I did made the wisp in the neutral team so why did it joined AG?)
Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad kick-starter.)11/25(or 15 if the helping effect works)
The damaged blasting pages && Damaged Transmutation field alternator 2/?
temp-name 3(also thanks to the curse of repetitiveness the power is
further reduced)
If it is finished temp-name 3 && The Reinforcement 1 or 2/?
my items
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level 0
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level 0
Book of support level 2
Use of the book of support to create an entity 4/4.
The power of the book is unleashed creating one entity after that I use it on the captain to provide him with one random boost.
You create a GS worker! He's basically a sturdier Wisp, better at repair than at damaging.
Redstone Magic Scepter && Tesla Coil == Tesla Scepter (1/?).
AA uses the Redstone Magic Scepter on agar.io. The Soul of the Core bites Seรฑor Banana in the face, and then proceeds to look up descriptions of its Specials so it can use them more effectively.
Forgot to say what the Redstone Magic Scepter is.
Redstone Magic Scepter: Allows for the manipulation of Redstone in any way you can imagine! Activating/deactivating it, firiing it at mach 1, creating complex redstone! It's up to you! Stronger than it sounds.
Redstone Magic Scepter && Tesla Coil = Tesla Scepter (Level 5: 1/6)
1,000 damage to Agar.io!
It will do as you say.
It's three specials, in order, are Wildfire Waltz, which is a powerful lavabreath against 3 targets that cause them to take big damage and severe burning; Gravity Falls, which is huge damage against a single target by way of superfast antigravity application; and Terminus, which turns the target into a black hole to instantly kill it (major damage to Bosses/Elites) and do light AoE to some other random targets.
tazz: yeah, i know. i just dont really know what to attack or with what... also is it ok if i get an early description for the recursive handgun? i wanna know if its a handgun that shoots handguns or recursive bullets before i do that alchemy. also im [AZ].
[ASSISTS: none]
[CHARGES: none]
[ALCHEMIES: waiting on tazz. paused: handgun && recursive bullet^2 = recursive handgun 1/3. starting second alchemy:
machine gun && knife = ??? 1/? while i wait on the recursive stuff]
[ACTIONS: order the tnt cannon to fire again at... i guess transcendent dora if she isnt dead yet.]
INVENTORY SO FAR:
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Recursive Handgun: A Handgun that fires handguns which then fire recursive bullets.
Complete! Soldier Cap +3! There will be no more additions to the soldier cap.
Throne Room 2/5 +1 from tazz
Iron Forge Hammer && Coldheart Hard Drive = The Iceberg (Level 3: 3/4)
I am GS
Strong Walls
I would like to add a few more rules with this, the fortress has two modes, attack and defend, which I can switch between. When in attack, it is the exact same. When it is in defense the fortress will take the damage inflicted at the soldiers. Also, when in defense the soldiers will not be able to attack, but will automatically repair the fortress, healing it.
I order the soldiers to attack some infernals
I launch a cookie at lord jaraxxus. Unfortunetely this cookie has traces of the forge stoker that I immediatly grab and whack him into the ground like a nail. He tries to stop it, but I stop myself... He then feels terrible that he couldn't stop it himself, and asks me to hit him again so HE can stop it. I say 'no, I really don't wa-' I whack him in the face before he can react, and walk away...
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 71%
Soldiers 2/3
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Mine
Library
Alchemies:
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool.
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 0/11)
Fortress upgraded!
12,000 damage to Jaraxxus! Infernal summoning crippled!
(49/ 50) A Deck of Cards (+5 total, from Cobalt, Pricey, Megaminer, and being AZ.)
+1 to FBSN
+1 to Hezetor
AZ.
=Action=
I decide to temp-summon a flower to the battlefield! He introduces himself as Flowey the Flower, and decides that he's going to teach the basics to the Soul of the Core. He teleports to it, and starts rambling on about how he will share LOVE with him, through white pellets. The Soul of the Core eagerly awaits the pellets as they fly towards him!
As it turns out, the "friendliness pellets" hurt. A lot. Suddenly, tons of those pellets surround the Soul of the Core, and all converge in on it at once! And unlike the source game, there's nothing here to save it. The Soul of the Core is then shot to pieces, and one of it's heads sustains heavy damage in the process. The flower then vanishes.
All the friendliness Pellets get sucked into Traho. Before Flowery can do much about that, he's then set on fire because he's standing right next to the creature made of HOLT MOLTEN LAVA.
Neo Ultima 13/15 (+1 cause I'm AZ.)
Drakunith 4/4 Summoned! Drakunith (30000/30000 HP(AZ) Summoned! Drakunith shines a rainbow crystal prism on the Transcendent Dora.
Senor Banana shoots Lightning Shirukens at the King- Bomb-omb or whatever its called.
Redstone and Past Redstone see the Cookie Slime Blob and get hungry. They eat it.
Lord Calzerb attempts to get creative and shoots a Red Virus at Agar.io.
Drakunith nerfed due to charge spam, but summoned!
Attention to everyone who's attacking Dora: SHE'S DEAD ALREADY. Please edit your post so Tazz doesn't have the opportunity to make some sarcastic remarks. Thank you!
Oh. Oh. I'm AZ BTW.
==Action==
First off, I quickly pick up King Bomb-Omb by the back, immobilizing him. I then challenge Charles Barkley to the ultimate sport, soccer! I mean seriously, basketball? What kinda guy plays that? If he agrees, I put King Bomb-Omb on the ground and kick off. He flies in the air, and hits Charles Barkley in the face. Oh, I forgot to mention, I lit the fuse before kicking. Results are predictable- AoE blast, no more King Bomb-Omb, and one very charred and angry Charles Barkley. If he doesn't agree, I call forth the soccer gods to punish Charles Barkley for not respecting the ultimate sport. (NO, THIS IS NOT AN ENTITY SUMMON.) The soccer gods punish him by greatly decreasing his ability to dunk. Like, by 80%.
=Alchemies=
Super Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad && Unfair Mario = Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 3/4
every self-respecting video game needs a very easy minigame of simon says: 25/25 25/25 (+2'd by Star, +1'd for Alignment Stating Bonus)
Alignment: Shopkeeper N
It's just occurred to me something very important is missing. I'd better fix that.
Yes, here we go. And let's just...
*everybody's screen cuts to static before showing this:
before cutting right back*
There we go. Also, while that happened, I sent in some entities for you guys. There should be three, but i'm waiting for the first two to "pick a side" before we go on with that.
Let's start this party right...NOW.
Mibibli Summoned!
Crocidibli Summoned!
Everything you should know about the newcomers:
Thanks for clicking! Of course, you needed to click on this to know about these guys, so i'll have to talk to you about them.
But first, let me get the general rules for these two out of the way:
1. Both of them want to kill each other, and will attempt to attack each other when possible or not influenced.
2. Both of them can heal just enough to avoid death should the kill conditions not be met. No sequence breaking, sadly.
3. Both of them need to kill each other to lift Rule 1 and make them kind of useful.
4. You want each of them to kill each other, so once one picks a side, the other will choose the/an opposing side automatically.
Let's go into the list, shall we?
Mibibli [???]: 20,000/20,000 (x4)
Attacks:
Mind Missiles: 3,000 Damage. Unaffected by chances of failing to hit.
Explode Dash: 6,000 Damage, but 2,500 Damage to Mibibli.
Charge Stream: 1,250 Damage spread over 3 targets.
The Mibible [8 Turn Cooldown]: Invincibility and 2x damage bonus for the next turn (yes, it's OP, that's why it has a ludicrously long charge time).
How to kill Crocidibli as Mibibli:
1. Find five items by having Mibibli do specific things.
- The Items:
-- The Hammer: Mibibli helps kill 5 entities.
-- The Blueberry Pie: ???
-- Humanibli's Suit: Find and kill Humanibli.
-- Humanibli's Clothes: Find and kill Humanibli AGAIN.
-- Humanibli's Skin: Find and kill Humanibli the third and final time.
2. Get a laser capable of one-shotting Crocidibli.
3. One-shot Crocidibli.
Crocidibli [???]: 95,000/95,000
Attacks:
Deals 4,500 Damage normally.
Levitator Forcer [4 Turn Cooldown]: Inflicts "Inversed" on target for 2 turns.
(Inversed: All damage is now healing and all healing is now damage. Fun, right?)
How Crocidibli can kill Mibibli:
1. Make Mibibli lose all of his lives.
2. Have Crocidibli deal the finishing blow to Mibibli.
The third one...i'll wait until he's here.
So, get them on a side. I sent them in to help some people out, anyway.
==Turn 1==
Storm 45/50 ()
Stone 45/50 ()
+2 to Erelye.
Spellbook --o Time Magic == Spellbook of Time 5/6
Spellbook --o Space Magic == Spellbook of Space 5/6
==Action==
Crystal takes up Disassembly and points the green-flickering sword at Cyberdwarf. โKILL THE MEDIC FIRST!โ He dashes towards Cyberdwarf, stopping right before running into him and pointing the sword at him. โThe Seven Legendโs Blade Serenade of Resplendent Vivisection!โ Cyberdwarf is encased in a flurry of slashes, ripping his very atoms apartโฆ to, when the smoke clears, absolutely no effect. Crystal looks down at the blade, before facepalming. โgorilla. Safety was on.โ He taps a portion of the hilt, hitting a button which wasnโt there before and wonโt be there after this attack, before another flurry of slashes envelops Cyberdwarf. โWhat I said before!โ After this one finishes, Cyberdwarf is in a pile of very small pieces on the ground. Crystal leaps back and points the sword at the sad pile, chaotic energies leaping off the blade and further atomizing the pile of flesh that was once Cyberdwarf.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight enters the Basketball Court. Guarding time for him!
"WELCOME TO THE JAM" I shout, and immediatley SLAM DUNK a MEME BALL into the Basketball Hoop. The resulting MEME deals MASSIVE DAMAGE to CHARLES Barkley.
Quote: 27/50
Making the potatoes...: 15/50
+2 to Twin
You fool! You saw what it did when someone threw a mere fish into the hoop! 3,000 damage to everyone that isn't PZ!
A resounding DING plays throughout the battlefield as my charge completes!
I then proceed to pull out a deck of cards, each one with a golden sun pattern on it, with a small glowing spiral sitting in the centre of the sun. All thirty cards in the deck circle me and start spinning at a rapid rate! The lights darken as a figure appears from the shadows. A voice booms from out of nowhere as a red-clad figure moves onto the battlefield.
USERZERO!
VS!
VALEERA SANGUINAR!
[AZ] Valeera the Rouge
HP: 200,000
Max Mana: 1 / 10
Abilities:
Draw: Every turn, Valeera draws a card. The cards are drawn from a randomly-generated list. (which has been pm'd to Tazz)
Dagger Mastery: Varleera gains a weapon with 4,000 attack that can be used twice before breaking.
AG: The Sleuth starts fidgeting around with some code. "Hold on, I think I can cram in a special move."
AG: He smiles. "There."
Sleuthhack: Two Defias Bandits are summoned. Four-Turn cooldown.
Passives:
Mana Pool: Gains +1 Max Mana per turn. Valeera can use as much mana as she has max per turn.
...
THE DECK LIST:
These are the potential cards I can pull, and what each of them do. They all have unique stats. (As a general rule, 1 ATK in Hearthstone = 2k damage, and 1 HP in Hearthstone = 5k HP.)
CREATURES:
(Mana Cost) (Name) (Number) (Attack Power) (HP) (Special Effects)
(2) (Goblin Auto-Barber) (x2) (6k ATK) (10k HP) (+2.5k damage to current weapon.)
(2) (Undercity Valiant) (x2) (6k ATK) (9k HP) (COMBO: Deal 5k damage to a target.)
(2) (Shiv) (x1) (Deal 5k damage to a target. Draw a card.)
(2) (Sap) (x2) (Stuns a creature for a turn. Creatures that took 25+ charges to make are stunned for two.)
(3) (Fan of Knives) (x2) (Deals 3k damage to all foes of a certain side. Draw a card.)
(5) (Assassinate) (x2) (Insta-kills entities under 25% MHP. Otherwise, deal 20% of their MHP as damage. Cannot target bosses / elites.)
(5) (Assassin's Dagger) (x2) (Valeera gains a weapon with 8k attack that can be used four times before breaking.)
(7) (Sprint) (x1) (Draw four cards.)
To start, I draw a Goblin Auto Barber, a Shattered Sun Cleric and Fan of Knives. Then, by starting Valeera's turn, she draws Assassin's Dagger. Pretty ideal starting hand honestly.
=Command=
HAND:
(2) Goblin Auto Barber
(3) Shattered Sun Cleric
(3) Fan of Knives
(5) Assassin's Dagger
Valeera can't do anything! However, she will do things next turn; she'll get her second mana crystal!
-SNIPPERINOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!-
Alchemies: I start some alchemies: Ender Hook && Gravity Gun = Block Shooter (1/?) Ender Pearl || Fire Charge = Ender Fire (1/?) Block Shooter: The Block Shooter is a modified gravity gun. It has two buttons: Load, and Fire. When Load is pressed, a nearby block is teleported into the front of the gravity gun, where it is held in place by the gravity gun's gravity. Pressing Fire shoots out the held block. It can achieve a fairly fast fire rate with rapid loading and firing. Ender Fire: A charge of energy that can be thrown in a straight line, like how some plugins let you fire normal fireballs. On impact, it creates a cloud of endergy that applies the Ender Fire debuff to the victim, applying extra damage over time to the enemy.
Gear:
Hotbar:
Ender Hook
Ender Grenades
Reverse Ender Grenades
Endermite Pearls
Endermite Sword
Inventory:
Ender Sword
EXOS isn't one of those AI, unfortunately. In fact, let me take it a step up and say Minecraft 2.0 is so ridiculously complicated to program that you can't actually do it with all of your resources, especially since it was made for a Minecraft version that currently isn't a thing. Just because it's heavily modded to the point where it's indistinguishable from reality doesn't mean it's still not 1.0 Minecraft!
The Two Godmodders aren't distracted! Though that would theoretically be a possibility, they have too many Turrets devoted to other entities, and for whatever reason you can't make a turret that can designate a Godmodder as its target.
I said it was a whole Half-court, and if I didn't say it, I hereby retroactively make it a whole HALF-court, annihilating your attacks success because there never WAS another hoop to begin with. Generic said it best: Are you really expecting success based off of ONE word that was a mistake?
Anti-Unoriginality Turret 16/50
Hypocrisy counter since charge 15: 1
Pokefan: "Wait, what is this? We're playing sports now?! I'm no good at these..."
Oblivious to any rules of basketball, Pokefan picks up a hockey stick and a softball, and tries to hit it like a golf ball at Charles Barkley, but misses and hits the Shot clock above the hoop! The softball ricochets off of the shot clock, and hits Cyberdwarf, then bounces into a soccer goal that Pokefan put near him!
A Tactical Genius: 5/50 ================================================== (+2 from The_Topazian, +1 for saying I am AZ)
+2 to Crystal
Bomber is shocked by the sudden appearance of the legendary Charles Barkley. His name has gone down in B-ball history, for his legendary Chaos Dunk saved the entire world from Shadow Barkley. Now, he is here to wipe the field, or at least try to, with his legendary B-ball skills.
With the appearance of Barkley's trio of friends, Bomber decides to go after the healer. Always go for the cleric, they say. He finally felt it was a good opportunity to use something powerful he had acquired a while back.
Opening his Interdimensional Storage rift, he leans inside, the upper half of his body now within the rift. He takes a moment to look around inside, before finding what he needs.
Bomber pulls out....
MY GOD, HE PULLS OUT...
An unassuming mop. Really. This janitorial equipment has no place on this battlefield! The best it could do is clean a small spill before becoming dirty itself! What a severe disappointment for all who are watching. Though, one had to admit that it was a high-quality mop.
Just kidding, though. What Bomber has really pulled out was the dangerous Spoil of War: The Power Cleaner! This mop was used by The Colegmerate before it was killed. It crackled with electricity, just waiting to be used. Fortunately for the inanimate object with absolutely no consciousness or desires, it was going to be used to deal massive damage to the Cyberdwarf, whose healing ability could potentially be a massive hassle in the fight against Barkley. Wielding The Power Cleaner with two hands, Bomber points it toward the Cyberdwarf. The crackling electricity grows more frequent. The Power Cleaner began charging its massive sphere of lightning energy. The hissing of lightning grew into a loud cackling noise, and soon an almost deafening rumble as the orb grew to a massive scale. Pointing it at the Cyberdwarf, the orb then fired itself. It tore across the field, singing the creep and exploding trees apart, leaving hot ash behind. The orb makes contact with the Cyberdwarf, making a thunderous boom upon impact. The sheer voltage of the discharge overloads the Cyberdwarf's cyborg systems, dealing massive damage as the circuits are melted by the power of The Power Cleaner.
The mop stops crackling afterward, having expended its power. For now.
Bomber orders the crowd of Pink Horrors to attack King Bob-Omb, which was a shame because Bomber rather liked his explosive qualities. Oh well, he wound up on the wrong side it would seem. The Pink Horrors cackle with glee at the sound of the order, always eager to send flashy spells across the battlefield. They prepare Flickering Fire to barrage the King Bob-Omb with numerous (or perhaps not many if their luck is poor) bolts of warp-fire.
doggy turns to focus his lasers on the Cyberdwarf, but if he winds up dead at this point doggy will instead try to target Hoopz Barkley with his lasers.
Energy Booster && Vitality Booster && Point Booster = Soul Booster (1/?)
The Energy Booster is a lapis orb used by wizards to become more powerful, and can simply transfer the power if they have it on their person. The Vitality Booster is a ruby orb favored by warriors, filling them with vigor. The Point Booster is a perfectly formed amethyst orb that nourishes the mind and body. By combining the three, one can form the powerful Soul Booster.
You use the Power Cleaner! I'll start keeping track of how long it'll take for you to recharge your Spoils of War at the bottom of the post. 35,000 damage to Cyberdwarf!
Energy Booster && Vitality Booster && Point Booster = Soul Booster (Level 5: 1/6)
HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Come at me bro. I've got a billion hp.
Inflation: 100%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation.
Same as before. Whenever it takes damage, reduce inflation by damage taken / 2,000. That's assuming a 30 post entity has about 200,000 HP normally.
Breath of Life: Can be used every other turn. Restores 15,000 HP OR 20% inflation. Cannot self target. Costs 5% inflation.
Law of the Clown Car: kills a Lesser Balloon Whelp and gives the Drake inflation equal to the Whelp's inflation/3
And now, we need to make it a little more complicated.
Spawns in with 3 balloon-omancy eggs, each with their own HP bar. They start with 15,000/30,000 HP. If an egg reaches 30,000 HP (The Balloon Whelp has something that might help with that...), it hatches into a lesser balloon whelp.
Lesser Balloon Whelp:
Inflation: 100%. Takes damage/500 to inflation when hit. Deals low damage.
YAY FOR HEARTHSTONE!
Commands:
I have the Lesser Balloon Whelp guard the hoop. The Balloon Drake attacks Cyberdwarf.
Action:
Inari dashes forward and pounces at Balthios, hitting him and back flipping off and running along to smash into Cyberdwarf.
I put Charles Barkley as the target of a Bombchu gallery. I then teleport him back to HyruleCo where many people are instantly attrarcted to something new to do in their free time. I also throw some bombchus at the soul of the cores' heads, hoping to break them up.
3,000 damage to Barkley! 1,000 damage to all 3 heads!
Physical Search Engine AND Table of Contents 1/? (For finding things in books)
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Mercury appears near doggy on the battlefield, with yet another badge in hand, but looks... different. Hazy. Lines of translucent ones and zeroes fall out of nowhere all around him, matrix-style. He rises a few meters into the air, and then points at doggy with his right arm. His arm momentarily flashes into a mass of binary, then his whole body does the same a few seconds later.
Enough of wasting time collecting badges, dammit. I want my vengeance, and this is the moment to gain an advantage. First though, certain high-value targets must be eliminated. Even if I'm not particularly trusted by my employer, with enough effort, I can still channel a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of his powers. It will be enough.
Mercury stops, and his entire body turns into a mass of binary once more, this time remaining like so. The mass, which is Mercury, streaks towards doggy, and upon touching him, begins to turn the spambot back into raw binary. Like a particularly fast spreading infection, doggy quickly becomes entirely binary, and the difference between him and Mercury can't be seen at all. This fight will only be seen in the technological mindscape.
In a mindscape of sorts, an odd conglomerate of Mercury's and what exists of doggy's, the two combatants appear in their physical forms. Lines of ones and zeroes fall from above here as well, not just in the background, but around the mindscape, some hitting the both of them. Mercury ignores the numbers hitting him from above, but doggy is not so resistant. Every number which lands on him causes a few hundred numbers to loosen themselves from his physical form.
Mercury does not wait though, creating a copy of the chainnail gun using raw binary. He pauses, to hold the gun properly, then begins firing. Hundreds of nails fly towards doggy, each flashing between binary and nail-form. Upon hitting him, each nail causes thousands of ones and zeroes to find themselves freed from doggy's physical form. Before the first nails even reach their target though, Mercury stops firing, and appears behind doggy. He points his right arm at doggy, and a dense beam of binary streams out of it, crashes into doggy, quickly blowing off countless ones and zeroes from doggy's rapidly shrinking mass.
Mercury finally stops, rather exhausted, and the mindscape dissolves. Back in the battlefield, the two of them return to their physical forms, doggy's injuries have carried over, and a few loose numbers still floating near the two of them.
18,000 damage to doggy!
Another badge, another +2% damage boost to carry you to +7% in total!
'Sans' suddenly turns into a Whoope cushion! No, not a Whoopee Cusion, a Whoope cusion? What's the difference? WHO KNOWS?! WHO CARES?!?! You do find a note attached to it, though, sadly.
I'm an AZ. Knowledge and power cannot be accumulated in any way whatsoever if I'm as dead as Uzi wants all of us. Also, it is just more convenient.
So. Charles Barkley. Well, then. I'll have to invoke the power of one of the Artifacts, in that case. Hopefully, I can maintain a vestige of the energy without getting lit on fire. Yeah, last time was quite terrible.
I spend several seconds less-than-fondly remembering the last time I tried to channel one of the Artifacts. What a waste of time. Then, I draw a connection with the only Artifact whose physical form is known to me.
โ
Grayhold Citadel, 20:03
I should probably preface this entire attack by stating what the Artifacts I am mentioning actually are. To the most of the information I am permitted, they are ancient objects found over the course of time about 400-500 years ago in the ruins of two universes under the direct command of the Lord-Archmage. I don't know what two, specifically, actually. I'll probably find out in some random anticlimactic conclusion.
Anyhow, the Artifacts were immediately sealed away in Grayhold's deepest vaults after they were found. Apparently, they hold great significance because of the events they were involved in. Some odd form of arcane resonance generated by the power of the ancient heroes who once utilized them.
Given that I am not currently within the fortress, I have opted to forge this link from incredible distances. My essence pervades the halls of the citadel, seeping deeper and deeper, having to slip between the cracks of the massive energy field generated by the presence of some entity or being of absolutely remarkable power. I manage to pierce the main wards, given my familiarity with them, and make it to the entrance to the vaults.
I cannot fully pierce the thing, and merely link with the energy bristling from the entryway itself, quickly forming the full link with the only Artifact I have ever seen.
Oddly enough, it is but a coin. Not just any coin. A coin dating back to Vetas itself, and possessing two heads sides. Apparently, it was used as justification for something called the "Break", or something of the sort.
The thing is literally sealed within the most powerful vault known to any wizard or sorcerer in history.
I form the link, and make as powerful a funnel as possible.
โ
The signs of clear arcane strain have become evident even on my Minecraft avatar, despite the avatar itself not being involved. Energy bristles at my fingertips both in and out of game. I feel as if I could do anything in reality right now. Creativity and imagination flow through my mind.
Of course, this comes with quite a few adverse effects. Namely, that this imperceptibly minuscule fragment of such a powerful object has lit me aflame with arcane pressure. That is, both me-s. In short, I freak out. Channeling the energy through my body as conduit was likely a terrible idea.
I glow with a pulsating teal and gray light, screeches and wisps of forgotten sorceries wafting through the air. My avatar's eyes build up with pure deep teal energy, pulsating and sparking violently with electricity.
In my panic from being slightly burned alive, I sever the connection to the elven caegar sealed in the vault. Of course, the potency from the vestiges of the relic I was able to link myself to remain flowing within my body, and that of my avatar. Two twin optic blasts pummel the Cyberdwarf with unfathomable force, unloading the energy equivalent to around one hundred thousand G-type main sequence stars suddenly forced to go supernova simultaneously. The heat and energies of the concentrated process itself should melt the being entirely, if at all possible. Probably not. After the blast subsides, a sudden gust of sorcery douses the flames coating my physical body.
I sigh after staring at the screen for several moments. Still can't do it. The optic blasts themselves have invited eldritch forces to prey upon the Cyberdwarf. Yog-Sothoth ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Transience: 15/25 /////////////////////////.
Discord: 14/50 (+1 for stating my alignment; +2 from Bomber; +2 from Crystal) //////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Yog-Sothoth clearly does not want you getting up in his grill, to put it one way, though I think that could have been a lot worse...Regardless, 20,000 damage to Cyberdwarf!
Okay, this is possibly valid anyways, but really you're just trying to manipulate reality based on the letter of the word, and really you should freaking know better. But regardless, you *are* able to play basketball with just a half-court... not that we're about to do anything to score for us. Anyways, it's probably just a full half court, stop nitpicking.
I spawn in a load of levitating basketballs behind me and use zero-point energy to wave them all in Charles Barkley's direction! I manipulate these basketballs with such precision that he cannot block all of them at once! The balls that he misses strike him, and as such, he is pelted with an overwhelming amount of basketballs which he cannot block!
Hoopz, Balthios, Cyberdwarf AND Barkley, on the other hand? Not so hard! They quickly block them all!
We are AZ. Shenelsky throws hundreds of footballs at Charles Barkley
The Alchemiter Upgrade: Temporal allows for people to sort of preorder an alchemy. You can do the charge to make it like normally, but the resulting alchemy would be unusable, unless to make more alchemies. All alchemies made of items used using the temporal upgrade must be made using the temporal upgrade. Once the alchemised gains the ability to make your alchemy, it is transformed into a normal alchemy that can be used for anything.
35/50 Life (+4 from TheDrivingLlama, +1 from Tazz)
5/20 splat tim
+2 to TheDrivingLlama.
1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar Tome of Knowledge Unwritten 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots Ultracondensed Wall
Hoopz shoots the footballs down.
That's complicated, but I think I get it: Basically, it allows you to make Alchemies but not USE those Alchemies except to make more 'preorder' alchemies if they're higher level than the Alchemy itself, and continue to go beyond that to make your endgame weapons early, basically meaning that by the time the levels become legal, you can now use those alchemies. A bit complicated, but clever and balanced, I like it. Sadly, I can't really justify putting it in as it would be harder than it looks to keep track of everyone's alchemy levels, and inevitably someone will cheat the issue, so I can't allow it. Sorry.
==Turn 2==
Storm 46/50 ()
Stone 46/50 ()
+2 to Erelye.
Spellbook --o Time Magic == Spellbook of Time 6/6 DONE
Spellbook --o Space Magic == Spellbook of Space 6/6 DONE
==Action==
Crystal puts Cyberdwarf through a series of Cyriak videos, warping and twisting his body in ways extremely non-conducive to life! Eyes appear where eyes shouldn't be, he gets mutated into strange and monstrous forms, and then a massive monkey-machine steps on him as a final insult.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight enters the Basketball Court. Guarding time for him!
Spellbooks of Time and Space: These two spellbooks contain a variety of spells that control time and space, respectively, giving you a moderate power over the elements.
Cyberdwarf's skin (and he's no robot-that was freaking grafted on!) is already Basketball skin, he's barely affected by that.
The L()rd yawns and gets Maniac to play baseball with him. Maniac's at the pitch. The L()rd is at the bat. Maniac throws the ball... and The L()rd hits it! HOME RUN!!! And the ball lands on Charles Barkley's head.
A Heavy Weapons Guy appears on the field. It wields the Fists of Steel, and has recently eaten chocolate, so he is one tanky mofo. He heads over to guard King Bob-omb due to it reminding him of his friend, Demoman.
Walker then uses the Heavy Weapons Guy's head as a vaulting post to fly through the air, landing on the TNT cannon. With some irritation, he cuts off a large chunk of framework, thus ruining the ability of the TNT cannon to launch TNT. He then pockets some stolen TNT for later use... returning to his side of the battlefield.
A Tactical Genius: 6/50 ==================================================
+2 to Crystal
Similar to what he did with the Paerotheum Dust, Bomber decides to go through the tedious process of loading bullet casings with Cretrytheum Dust by hand. While the Crude Paerotheum Bullets exploded in a violent firestorm, the Cretrytheum Bullets would act much differently. With the Crude Cretrytheum Bullets finally complete, Bomber loads them into Da Shootiest Bolter.
The unfortunate target on the end of this round of bullets would be the Cyberdwarf (Hoopz if Cyber winds up dead at this point). Da Shootiest Bolter would deliver again. Pulling the trigger, the gun unleashed its storm of bullets. Bomber could never help but crack an ecstatic grin whenever he fired this thing. Bullet after bullet was launched from the chamber, raining icy hell upon the Cyberdwarf (Hoopz). The Cretrytheum covered the bullets and the end of the gun's muzzle with frost. When the bullets hit their target, there was a powerful impact. The stone element that made up part of the Cretrytheum Dust made the bullets quite dense.
Gelid Cryrotheum, the liquid form of Cryrotheum Dust, was also considered more dangerous than lava. Rather than causing everything to burn up like Blazing Pyrotheum, it instead froze everything. Grass would turn brittle and break away into pieces of ice. Water would freeze almost instantaneously. Any unprotected person who came in contact with Cryrotheum in this form would start feeling the symptoms of hypothermia very quickly. Though, it was much safer to handle in its dust form, it still had these hyperfreezing properties. The ice element that made up part of the Cretrytheum Dust would cause the target's skin to be covered in frost as their body temperature lowered dramatically, possibly to dangerous levels. They might be slowed by the ice covering with them as well as the paralyzing cold that came from within.
I'm happy to introduce you the incredible Krezinas virus, this virus was created 21 solar years ago by the doctor Krezinas yes we named it after him, this strange and incredible virus has the power to induce amnesia in people, now to make sure that our friend Charles Barkley is correctly infected by a dose of this nice virus I have to correctly set up the plan:
So firstly we have this nice cobra, the cobra is a genetically engineered cobra, that has the ability to transmit the virus by biting, of course in case the poor cobra is violently killed his poison will spread around so be careful!
So now a beautiful giraffe is needed, this giraffe will use his own neck as a catapult (the neck is magically incanted so it is pretty elastic), the neck is carefully manoeuvred by a team of invisibles sentient cockroaches (they are capable of seeing themselves)
So the cockroaches communicate to the cobra to bite mr. Barkley, then they carefully put the cobra inside the mouth of the giraffe, and thanks to an incredibly complex system of ropes and levers they are able to fire the cobra using the giraffe.
When the cobra bites or explodes on Barkley the effect of the virus is shown: he can no longer remember how to walk (or run) and how to stand correctly, so he drop to the floor incapable of moving and doing anything for the next rounds.
The rolling stone moves to Charles Barkley and shows to everyone how his body will be the moment he dies. (Tazz just describe it or whatever)
Factory: producing Maxis
Maxis attacking Hoopz Barkley.
The zerglings will attack Cyberdwarf
Zerg Forces: Unit Cap: 6/8.
Overlord: 9,900/10,000 x1 HP. Being Defended by Protettores. Adds 8 to unit cap each.
Hatcheries: 16,900/20,000 HPx6 Gains 8,500 HP per turn. Can build Zerg
Structures. When fully healed for the 1st time, it becomes functional.
Adds 2 to unit cap each.
Larvae: 0.
Zergling Mutations: [||] x 3; will produce 6 Zerglings. Done
UserZero stares at the Cobra. The Cobra explodes immediately, getting the Virus and Cockroaches covered in amnesia. (Yeah, but OOC, bosses are immune to most stun-type status effects.)
Rolling Stone explodes without warning, oblitherating in a blast of blue and orange. Sadly, this was not a real part of its stick but rather an unexpected side effect of transforming into the form of one with such powerful BBall energies, and given how Stands work, Scopilli dies in much the same way.
They'll do as you say! Keep in mind...Once they're mutated, it takes a turn for them to get ordered around.
I do not examine Vinyl, given that I already have the description. I think I can use this. But not now.
I dig several dirt blocks and three stone cubes out of the ground, examining them carefully. This shall work. I refuse to fail as spectacularly to control my attack as I did last post. I gather a number of pieces of clay from a nearby riverbed, and immediately place down a variety of alchemical constructs and instruments down in a hole, beginning to work. I shove some hexcoal into the fuel slots of a plethora of esoteric devices, sliding a number of bits of cobblestone and dirt into the top of the machine.
The stuff all dissolves into some strange mixture which I capture in a number of cooked clay jars inscribed clearly with runes of various origins.
I take the devices from the hole, and rush to the Battlefield once more. I quickly flick through a leather-bound tome, trying to find something or other of import, before reaching my initial position once more. I remove the tops from several of the jars, and upturn them, just after telekinetically forcing them into the Cyberdwarf. An astoundingly large amount of malachite-colored powder showers the Cyberdwarf, strangely sticking to it with some sort of occult conviction.
I smash the remaining jars into the ground below me, runed shards of pottery scattering across the floor with traces of some vibrant crystalline dust. Salis Mundus, that is. I eye the tome once more, before putting it away.
Alright, I may or may not make a side quest. I honestly don't know how side-quests usually work in dtg. Do I spawn entities and stuff and use have Tazz semi-run it, or do I quote people and run a side game (which would be confusing). Also, I plan do two (maybe) fifty charges as the main side quest charges.
Well, knowing professional basketball players, Charles Barkely probably has horrible defense...
I kick a soccer ball at Barkely, it whacks him in the face. I then pull out a ping pong table, and challenge him to a round. Of course, he nearly beats me because he is an athlete. It is 20-0, and he's serving. He throws the ball up, but suddenly confetti cannons pop up and fire straight at him making him lose his concentration... It's 20-21 now because of his fail. and it's my turn to serve. He pulls out a lever controlling confetti canons on my side. "really, your going to be that unoriginal, alright" He pulls the lever as I serve, but I just easily whack the ball over while nothing happens. "Wait for it..." The confetti launches and Barkely explodes because he lost...
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 71%
Soldiers 3/6
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Mine
Library
Alchemies:
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool.
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 0/11)
It can be run however you need it to be run-I would slightly prefer that you could do it on your own, but if you would like me to run it, that's alright.
Hoopz haywires the Confetti cannons to malfunction! Barkley wins 21-0 and you explode...
"You know what? Since everyone is referencing other sports than Basketball, time to join in the fun!"
30/50 Dark Bowser (+2 from Irecreeper)
+2 to Irecreeper
A large airship comes out of a portal. 12 forms jump off the side of it in turn.
-AND THUS WAS SNIPPED A LARGE ATTACK, BUT DON'T WORRY IT'S COUNTED.-
Attacks Left: 5/6
So much happens at once that all 4 take 6,000 damage (that's 24,000 damage total)! Your status effects fail due to them being bosses (and there just being so many!) 5 superattacks remain!
-I said no to this alchemy, Cusionmantis! I said no!-
Towel && Sponge = Shamwow 2/?
4/50 4/50
I decide it is time to do stuff. I throw a cloud-ball over the court. It bursts into a rain-cloud that is bound to get a few droplets in the hoop
You fool!...Wait, no, nothing happens. It appears raindrops are too small for the hoop to trigger. but basically you did nothing.
The Lesser Balloon Whelp, the Sketched Deathknight and the Enderdragon shuffle into position to Defend the Hoop! The Enderdragon notices that the Hoop is too far away for his Ender Crystals to heal him...Partially because UserZero took a lasso and roped the End Island away from the Half-court. Meanwhile, Mibibli and Crocidibli duke it out, the former dealing 3,000 damage to the latter, while the latter deals 4,500 damage to the former!
Jaraxxus is Blind and unable to properly summon an Infernal! His Infernals get to work for him and oblitherate an Ender Crystal each! The Mighty Beast distracts the Combine Hunter Chopper, causing it to ram into a Tree for 7,000 damage!
The Spirit of Motherwell keeps guarding over the various teams, who fail to find anything this turn. The Worldโs most Beautiful Thing is far too preoccupied being the worldโs most Vain thing as well to do anything. The soul of the Core outright devours Senor Banana, swift and furious.
The Over9000-inator uses ITโSOVER against Charles Barkley, stating the obvious! Charles gets confused, asks why, and simply repeats itself, over and over and over and over and over again! It doesnโt even say the famous line, it just keeps going! Charles Barkley promptly goes insane and bashes his head against a conveniently-placed hard brick wall for 20,000 damage! Agar.io splits into two, and one half devours the Spiked Wall, which is in the way of the Spawning PoolโฆWhich, due to the poisoning in the Spikes and the razor wind, makes it take as much damage as it would have healed to devour it, though it is destroyed! And to answer a pre-emptive question: No, Agar.io doesnโt have passive regen. Iโve decided that given its passives itโs already too powerful, passive regen would be too much. The Captain crackles with Pink Energy, pulls back a punch, and sends forth an Endergy-fist spiraling into IMET, dealing 30,000 damage! He does not trust factories. The Soldiers in the Fortress gun down all the Infernals, leaving Jaraxxus open to a Sacrificial Pact! The Dragonโs Nest creates two new Endermen, who will instead guard a random GS entity next turn, as the Enderdragon canโt be guarded while itโs defending the hoop!
The Essence of the Destroyed tries to Spook Agar.io, but the split occurred just too fast for it! Doggy starts lasering Cyberdwarf, dealing 5,000 damage! Lord Calzerb attemps to attack Barkley, and manages to slip by his teammates to deal 10,000 damage to the Big Man himself!, the Balloon Drake joins in with 6,000 more to Cyberdwarf! The Combine Hunter-Chopper drops Mines, dealing 2,000 damage to Balthios, Hoopz and Barkley himself, but also exposing its Underbelly for minicrits to Grounded Entities! The Zerg Forces finish their Zergling mutations but canโt use the Zerglings yet, they need a turn to get ready! The TNT cannon cools down as far as it can-now would be an idea time to use it! Cerberus uses Ejection on one of Agar.ioโs halves, dealing 12,000 damage! He also passively buffs Pilcrow and the Elite Swordsmaster with Speed, giving them dodge chance! Pilcrow uses Calligraphy, drawing the symbol for Blood! This randomly poisons Agar.io (both halves), the Mighty Beast, and Lord Calzerb, and deals 3,000 damage to all afflicted! One of the halves are so weak that a strong breeze blows, literally killing it on the spot! Oh, wait, no-that was the Maxis E344! The Shadow magician regains 3 Shadow MP and uses 10 Shadow MP to shield the Elite Swordsmaster-he has 40% damage reduction unless his shield is destroyed, which has 25,000 HP! The Pink Horrors unleash a volley of Flickering Fire, dealing 52,500 damage to the Heavy Fists Guy admist a massive torrent, nailing about 12 hits!...The OP Scale then nerfs them with more inaccuracy because that was with a fair amount of misses/low power attacks. The Elite Swordsmaster rushes to Barkley, but Cyberdwarf suplexes him back, dealing 9,000 damage to the Elite Swordsmaster! Drakunithโs attempt to kill Barkley is met with even less success, as Hoopz casually shoots him in the head as he approaches, instantly killing him. Valeera idles.
The Cookie Slime Blob somehow manages to partially eat the other half of Agar.io, dealing 3,000 damage and healing itself for that much! King Bob-omb stomps his foot, and a regiment of his lesser ilk ambush the Enderdragon to deal 15,000 damage to it! The Heavy Fists Guy gives an epic punch to one of the more successful Pink Horrors, splitting it into two Blue Horrors-and he then offs one of the resulting Blue Horrors.
Hoopz proves that his Gunโbrasters are no cowardโs weapons, twirls them around a lot, and performs an Epic Skillshot on the Sketched Deathknight, dealing 20,000 damage! Cyberdwarf realizes that none of his compatriots are as badly wounded as himself, and uses his powerful abilities to heal himself by 30,000 HP, before simply punching the Enderdragon directly in the face for 10,000 damage! Balthios pulls out his Zauber and channels the power of Wind to slash at the Lesser Balloon Whelp for 12,000 damage and causing his wind to slowly deflate, giving him the Leaking status effect and effectively poisoning him! His Zauber also inflicts a stack of Petrification-those will NOT go away on their own!
Richard gives +2 to Nimbleguy and MegaMiner69, and then pulls out his Extreme Blade to stab Hoopz straight in the chest for 30,000 damage! UserZero +2s every PZ player EXCEPT TT2000 for his hair-brained summon, and picks up the Enderdragon and the Sketched Deathknight, shoves both of them into her mouth, and chews for a good minute, before blowing them both out as a wad of bubblegum! Somehow, the Enderdragon reforms with โonlyโ 50,000 damage sustained, but the Sketched Deathknight pops, dying!
Charles Barkley realizes the way forward is still blocked, and starts dribbling up a nasty dribble while staring down the two remaining defenders-and at once, leaps into the air and brings both of his Basketballs, the dreaded Ultiamte Basketball and the Zeroth Ball (the Orange and Blue basketballs respectively), right into the Enderdragon! Its back is broken and it dies on the spotโฆHe turns to the Lesser Balloon Whelp, the last obstacle, and tosses both of his Basketballs into it with a fearsome throw-BUT, they go off course, and Barkley uses his Baller skills to swiftly retrieve them before they impact and are destroyed by Traho! He greets the Soul of the Core with a nasty scowl, and the Soul of the Core responds in kind.
Terrain: Creep (+5% Evasion to Zerg units; fades if a Hatchery isn't built.)
Weather: Crimson Smog (Fear effect and 8,000 damage to random entity per turn): [|||||]
[???] Basketball Hoop: Invulnerable. Does damage to all Non-PZ entities when things are thrown into it. Guarded by: Lesser Balloon Whelp (1/3)
Mibibli [???]: 15,500/20,000 (x4). Targets Crocidibli exclusively until death. Won't die unless Death Conditions are met. The Mibible: [||||||||]
Crocidibli [???]: 92,000/95,000. Targets Mibibli exclusively until death. Won't die unless Death Conditions are met. Levitator Enforcer: [||||]
[H] Eredar Lord Jaraxxus: 223,300/300,000 HP. Spawns an Infernal each turn. Oblivion Status Effect: [||] OBLIVION!!!: [|||||].
[N] Spirit of Motherwell MK.2: Armor: 997,000/1,000,000 HP (Protects Energy core); Energy Core: 197,000/200,000 HP (If destroyed entity dies; takes 10,000 damage for every other component destroyed); Long Range Energy Cannons 7,000/10,000 HP x3, Big Shot [||]; Point Defence Cannons:7,000 HPx10; Hanger Bay: 2,000/5,000 HP x7; Drones (N/A) Blocking the Revelation Teams.
[N] Defense Squads: 17,000/20,000 x8 HP. Completely bodyblocking the Excavation and Search Teams.
[N] Search Team: 7,000/10,000 HP. Can find ruins.
[N] Excavation Team: 7,000/10,000 HP. Can crack open ruins and take treasures within. Requires 3 turns to do so.
[N] World's Most Beautiful Thing: 1/1 HP. Cannot be attacked. Whoever AoE kills it gets mobbed for a turn by everything until the perputratior is dead.
[N-BOSS] Soul of the Core: Heads: 78,900/100,000 HP x2; 75,900/100,000 HP x1; +3 shields (defend against 1 entity hit each); +2 Endermites (defend against 1 Player hit each); Body: 1,500,000/1,495,800 HP. Body has high defense. Body occasionally sucks in attacks not aimed at it. Triple-Action while all heads are alive; double action if two are alive. Inflicts Gravcrush on all entities it attacks/is attacked by. Wildfire Waltz: [|||] Gravity Falls: [||||] Terminus: [|||||] Takes reduced damage from Player actions while atomicAmiable is active; Takes reduced damage from Entity actions while antimatterAugry is active. Action: Devour Senor Banana!
[GS] Over-9000inator: 6,900/10,000 HP. IT'SOVER: [|||]. action: Use IT'SOVER on Barkley!
[GS] Doge: 1,900/5,000 HP (does not attack unless an entity on its team is attacked first, will bodyguard for allies, respawns 1 round after death if there are still allied entities present).
[GS] Agar.io: 9,950/25,000 HP x 1. Poisoned: [||] has a 25% chance to devour an entity with lower HP than it each round, adding that entity's HP to its own. It can split itself in half (with half HP for each half) as an evasive maneuver. Action: Divide and attempt to eat a Spawning Pool!
[GS] Fortress: 61,900/70,000 HP. Structures: Base, Shrine, Mine. EVIL: 24%. Soldiers: 3. Soldier Cap: 3/3. Soldiers: 4,900/4,900 x 3. Current mode: Offense. Action: Attack the Infernals!
[GS] The Captain: 16/20 HP.
[GS] Ender Crystals: 1/1 HPx14. Heal and protect Ender Dragon. Only one can be targeted per attack.
[AZ] Shadow of Limbo: Essence of the Destroyed: 30,900/55,000 HP. Flooding of the Dead: [|||]
[AZ] doggy: 33,300/80,000 HP. Gets more damage when attacking the same target each round. Can learn a new trick instead of attacking. Tricks: Hama/Mudo (low-chance instant kill; From Elizabeth, somehow); Anti-Auda (25% Attack down for 3 turns. Can be stacked once for double the effect. From Gamma Phantom); Evasive (gained from the Late Neo); Terminus [|||||] (Instant kill with minor damage to others; From Soul of the Core). Action: Murder Cyberdwarf with Lasers!
[AZ] Lord Calzerb: 91,600/125,000 HP. Action: Tipping the Scales: [|||||] Poisoned: [||]Action: Attack Barkley!
[AZ] Protettores: 7,600/10,000 HP x4; 6,800/10,000 HP x1. 10% Damage Reduction; abysmal attack. Defending the Zerg Overlord. Defense mode: 20% Damage Reduction, but can't attack.
[AZ] Balloon Drake: HP: 99,950,900/1,000,000,000. Inflation: 80%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation. Breath of Life: [||] Action: Attack Cyberdwarf!
[AZ] Lesser Balloon Whelp: 9,978,900/1,000,000 HP. Inflation: 58%. Leaking: [|||] Petrification: [|||||] (-5% Inflation Per turn!) Guarding the Hoop!
[AZ] Combine Hunter-Chopper: 2,900/20,000 HP. Airborn. Minestorm [||]. Deals more damage, but takes more damage, with Proximity. Proximity: 2/3. Action: Use Minestorm!
[AZ] Zerg Forces: Unit Cap: 0/8.
Overlord: 6,900/10,000 x1 HP. Being Defended by Protettores. Adds 8 to unit cap each.
Hatcheries: 13,900/20,000 HPx6 Gains 8,500 HP per turn. Can build Zerg Structures. When fully healed for the 1st time, it becomes functional. Adds 2 to unit cap each.
Larvae: 0.
Zergling Mutations: [||] x 3; will produce 6 Zerglings.
[AZ] Pink Horrors: 6,900/10,000 x19 HP. Blue Horrors: 5,000/5,000 x1. Pink Horrors split into two Blue Horrors on Death. Attack individually, but have low accuracy. Each Pink Horror (or two Blue Horrors) add a charge to Bolt of Change. Bolt of Change: [||||||||||][||||||||||][||||||||||][||||||||||] (This is one charge, just split into units of 10 for easy measure.) Action: Olbitherate the King Bob-Omb!
[AZ] Valeera: 200,000/200,000 HP. Mana: 1/10. Gains +1 Mana at the end of each turn. HAND: (2) Goblin Auto Barber, (3) Shattered Sun Cleric, (3) Fan of Knives, (5) Assassin's Dagger. Sleuthhack: [||||]
[PZ] Cookie Slime Blob: 19,000/100,000 HP. Weakness: [||] Can attack while Weakened. Entities will occasionally target it over its chosen target.
[PZ] King Bob-Omb: 150,000/150,000 HP. The Final Countdown: [||||]
[PZ] Heavy Fists Guy who Just Ate Chocolate: 72,500/125,000 HP. Can only attack in retaliation! Guarding the King Bob-Omb.
[PZ] Walker: 14/20 HP. Respawns 1 Round after death.
[PZ] Hoopz Barkley: 144,000/185,00 HP. Evasive. Full Brast: [|||]
[PZ] Cyberdwarf: 128,000/200,000 HP. Can heal and attack. King of all Fries: [|||]
[PZ] Balthios James: 185,000/190,000 HP. Can inflict various status effects. LeBron Legacy: [|||]
[-GATEKEEPER-][PZ-BOSS] Charles Barkley: 350,000/400,000 HP. While alive, all PZs minicrit! Double-Action. If he successfully scores a goal on the Basketball Hoop, deals his damage to all non-PZ entities! Verboten Jam: [||] Chaos Dunk: [||||||||||]
[AZ-ฮณ] Godmodder477: 40/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 138/150 HP. Behind the Barrier-invulnerable.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4500. Locked until the Gatekeeper is slain!
Descendants are strictly inheritors by legacy, not by bloodright. You may not consider yourself one, but you definitely are one. Only twelve Descendants have direct ancestors; everyone else is still a Descendant, as everyone is a descendant by Legacy. Otherwise, for all of your power, you wouldn't be able to touch UserZero.
You activate your thingamabob and have your six uberpowered attacks ready up.
...
FATE FOUND! #itsalljustajoke
As you attempt to summon Michael Jordon (well, OK, summon entities that would lead to Michael Jordon being summoned), you feel a tug. A tug representing something of extreme power. A tug of FATE-of something so powerful that you dare not take this action lightly. You cease, and entirely of your own volition.
Before you get all peeved off at me, I'm going to outright explain to you what a FATE is: a FATE is an action that, though effectively requiring no charge, can have RADICAL effects on the battlefield so huge that I will legitimately have to explain what's going on so that you do not unintentionally shoot yourself in the foot. A FATE can radically alter the entire dynamic of a fight, though usually a FATE will 'merely' cause the boss to get RIIIIIIIIIIIIPED. The exhcange, of course, is an equally devastating effect-in this case. Michael Jordon. You know not what you summon, not to its fullest extent.
I will PM you what the final effect of the FATE is-IF YOU REVEAL THIS PM TO ANYONE, you will cause the fate to happen IMMEDIATELY, and on top of that, the positive effects of the FATE will be pretty much nerfed to the floor. After that's done, you may simply engage the Fate by simply repeating the action, or completely avert it by NOT doing the action.
One more thing: Because it's FBSN who started the fate, this means it's entirely up to him. Your attempts to repeat the process will end in failure.
"Well, this ought to be interesting. At least I didn't summon Shaq from Shaq Fu."
Also, the damaged basketball court is just completing the reference, in that Mario Strikers Charged fields take explosions, freezing, burning, lightning strikes, Thwomp hits, and other incidents, take visible damage, then have that damage fade away leaving a pristine field.
/null until the update is done.
Also guys, the FATE is:
Seriously guys, he's still in the middle of updating, plus I'd be a moron to actually reveal this.
Hey, at least I didn't Rick Roll you.
As the B-Ball court is emptied, I smile."Time to change fate!"I deny FATE and will not summon Michael Jordon. Or Jordan, for that matter. Tazz, have you turned off the red squiggles that signify misspelled words? 31/50 Dark Bowser +2 Irecreeper
Attack 2: Finally, a reference to a webcomic OTHER than HomestuckI take Cyberdwarf. If I have learned anything from Team Fortress 2, or my extensive RPG playing, it's that you always go for the White Mage. Speaking of going for the White mage, I take this guy for a spin: This guy is Black Mage. Everyone, say hi. Or he'll kill you. Though to be fair, he might kill you anyways. The other big part of his personality is his absolute love for White Mage. The fact that this...thing...is a White Mage disgusts him. He's not a redhead, more of an orangehead. He decides to deal this the only way he knows how: stabbing Cyberdwarf in the back unprovoked. His practice, also known as trying to get through the armor of Fighter, allows it to go right through Cyberdwarf's basketball skin. However, this does not lead to the desired result: a dead Cyberdwarf. He follows this up with a large Level 9 spell, which fires a massive laser into Cyberdwarf. I dismiss Black Mage following this, because I don't wish to unleash a murderous psychopath upon the game. Following him is the aforementioned Fighter, who wields his swordchucks (don't ask) like a pro. While Cyberdwarf is busy wondering what the heck Swordchucks are, Fighter slices him into tiny pieces. He then talks to Cyberdwarf. Just conversing with Fighter temporarily drops Cyberdwarf's IQ; it's like that stupidity causing paper I stuffed into the AI. I take him away, too: conversing with Fighter counts as cruel and unusual punishment in my book. Next up is Red Mage, who min/maxes to the extreme, giving him godlike stats, but making him absolutely a pain to be around. Red Mage then hits Cyberdwarf with a large number of spells, as well as one of his, "Too Dumb to Fail" plans. Of course, it succeeds. I stuff Red Mage back into the portal, because I can only deal with him in Webcomic form. The final member of the 4 is Thief, who steals everything Cyberdwarf owns. And everything Cyberdwarf is wearing. Cyberdwarf takes embarrassment damage!I desummon Thief before he tries to take anything from our side.
During this time, White Mage is healing random AZs, though I desummon her as well before any death can occur. Considering how badly she dealt with Black Belt's death, I deem that course of action wise. Note to self before messing with space-time again: Magic has very well-defined rules. And those rules are never the same.
/null Darn it, will people stop making Redstone Alchemies? I always think they're support.
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Lets put it this way: you killed EXOS over an error, so why cant I use your error to my advantage? And besides, I said I had an attack plan it there was not another hoop, which apparently you must have snipped and assumed it wasnt there.
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Alright, first boss...
Suppression Turrets: 12/20
Leviathan: 2/30
I spawn in a load of levitating basketballs behind me and use zero-point energy to wave them all in Charles Barkley's direction! I manipulate these basketballs with such precision that he cannot block all of them at once! The balls that he misses strike him, and as such, he is pelted with an overwhelming amount of basketballs which he cannot block!
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
We are AZ.
Shenelsky throws hundreds of footballs at Charles Barkley
The Alchemiter Upgrade: Temporal allows for people to sort of preorder an alchemy. You can do the charge to make it like normally, but the resulting alchemy would be unusable, unless to make more alchemies. All alchemies made of items used using the temporal upgrade must be made using the temporal upgrade. Once the alchemised gains the ability to make your alchemy, it is transformed into a normal alchemy that can be used for anything.
Ender Matrix && Demon Blood Shard = Demonic Matrix (Level 5: 3/6)
Base Alchemiter Upgrade || Hourglass = Alchemiter Upgrade: Temporal (Level ?: 2/?)
35/50 Life (+4 from TheDrivingLlama, +1 from Tazz)
5/20 splat tim
+2 to TheDrivingLlama.
1 Raspberry Pi
1 of any book
1 Empty Taglocks
1 Richard Taglock
1 Popcorn
Bane of Lapis
Ender Matrix
Journal #-1
Black Hole in a Jar
Tome of Knowledge Unwritten
18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
Ultracondensed Wall
==Turn 2==
Storm 46/50 ()
Stone 46/50 ()
+2 to Erelye.
Spellbook --o Time Magic == Spellbook of Time 6/6 DONE
Spellbook --o Space Magic == Spellbook of Space 6/6 DONE
==Action==
Crystal puts Cyberdwarf through a series of Cyriak videos, warping and twisting his body in ways extremely non-conducive to life! Eyes appear where eyes shouldn't be, he gets mutated into strange and monstrous forms, and then a massive monkey-machine steps on him as a final insult.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight enters the Basketball Court. Guarding time for him!
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
(AZ, Tazz)
Zombenstein: 14/50
Boney: 13/50
The L()rd yawns and gets Maniac to play baseball with him. Maniac's at the pitch. The L()rd is at the bat. Maniac throws the ball... and The L()rd hits it! HOME RUN!!! And the ball lands on Charles Barkley's head.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Walker: level 1, 432000 damage
Best Pun Ever: 18/50
Pootis: 18/18 (+2 from Fseftr)
+2 to Fseftr
A Heavy Weapons Guy appears on the field. It wields the Fists of Steel, and has recently eaten chocolate, so he is one tanky mofo. He heads over to guard King Bob-omb due to it reminding him of his friend, Demoman.
Walker then uses the Heavy Weapons Guy's head as a vaulting post to fly through the air, landing on the TNT cannon. With some irritation, he cuts off a large chunk of framework, thus ruining the ability of the TNT cannon to launch TNT. He then pockets some stolen TNT for later use... returning to his side of the battlefield.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Pretty Pretty, Shiny Shiny: 9/25 =========================
A Tactical Genius: 6/50 ==================================================
+2 to Crystal
Similar to what he did with the Paerotheum Dust, Bomber decides to go through the tedious process of loading bullet casings with Cretrytheum Dust by hand. While the Crude Paerotheum Bullets exploded in a violent firestorm, the Cretrytheum Bullets would act much differently. With the Crude Cretrytheum Bullets finally complete, Bomber loads them into Da Shootiest Bolter.
The unfortunate target on the end of this round of bullets would be the Cyberdwarf (Hoopz if Cyber winds up dead at this point). Da Shootiest Bolter would deliver again. Pulling the trigger, the gun unleashed its storm of bullets. Bomber could never help but crack an ecstatic grin whenever he fired this thing. Bullet after bullet was launched from the chamber, raining icy hell upon the Cyberdwarf (Hoopz). The Cretrytheum covered the bullets and the end of the gun's muzzle with frost. When the bullets hit their target, there was a powerful impact. The stone element that made up part of the Cretrytheum Dust made the bullets quite dense.
Gelid Cryrotheum, the liquid form of Cryrotheum Dust, was also considered more dangerous than lava. Rather than causing everything to burn up like Blazing Pyrotheum, it instead froze everything. Grass would turn brittle and break away into pieces of ice. Water would freeze almost instantaneously. Any unprotected person who came in contact with Cryrotheum in this form would start feeling the symptoms of hypothermia very quickly. Though, it was much safer to handle in its dust form, it still had these hyperfreezing properties. The ice element that made up part of the Cretrytheum Dust would cause the target's skin to be covered in frost as their body temperature lowered dramatically, possibly to dangerous levels. They might be slowed by the ice covering with them as well as the paralyzing cold that came from within.
Paerotheum Dust && Bullet Casing = Paerotheum Bullet (Level 4: 3/5)
Energy Booster && Vitality Booster && Point Booster = Soul Booster (2/?)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
@Tazz shouldn't the factory have an Hp bar?
+2 irecreeper
I'm happy to introduce you the incredible Krezinas virus, this virus was created 21 solar years ago by the doctor Krezinas yes we named it after him, this strange and incredible virus has the power to induce amnesia in people, now to make sure that our friend Charles Barkley is correctly infected by a dose of this nice virus I have to correctly set up the plan:
So firstly we have this nice cobra, the cobra is a genetically engineered cobra, that has the ability to transmit the virus by biting, of course in case the poor cobra is violently killed his poison will spread around so be careful!
So now a beautiful giraffe is needed, this giraffe will use his own neck as a catapult (the neck is magically incanted so it is pretty elastic), the neck is carefully manoeuvred by a team of invisibles sentient cockroaches (they are capable of seeing themselves)
So the cockroaches communicate to the cobra to bite mr. Barkley, then they carefully put the cobra inside the mouth of the giraffe, and thanks to an incredibly complex system of ropes and levers they are able to fire the cobra using the giraffe.
When the cobra bites or explodes on Barkley the effect of the virus is shown: he can no longer remember how to walk (or run) and how to stand correctly, so he drop to the floor incapable of moving and doing anything for the next rounds.
After all of this happened the giraffe is eaten by the cockroaches, this kills them all because that was not a giraffe like many others, but a secretly poisonous elastic giraffeโข.
The rolling stone moves to Charles Barkley and shows to everyone how his body will be the moment he dies. (Tazz just describe it, mostly for fun or whatever)
Factory: producing Maxis
Maxis attacking Hoopz Barkley.
The zerglings will attack Cyberdwarf
Zerg Forces: Unit Cap: 6/8.
Overlord: 9,900/10,000 x1 HP. Being Defended by Protettores. Adds 8 to unit cap each.
Hatcheries: 16,900/20,000 HPx6 Gains 8,500 HP per turn. Can build Zerg
Structures. When fully healed for the 1st time, it becomes functional.
Adds 2 to unit cap each.
Larvae: 0.
Zergling Mutations: [||] x 3; will produce 6 Zerglings. DoneSpawning Pool: 19,900/20,000 HP. Functional. Researching adreanl glands [|||||] (130s)
Thorn Barrier: 9,900/10,000 HP. Damages all who approach.
Charges
IMTE working on Letuuma 8/40
Concordant Killer 1/25
Rugname 6/50 +1 from Irecreeper
Module || (laser gun && blank book)= Module of weapons production (Level 5: 5/6)
Module || (repair kit && nanobot) = Module of machine regeneration (Level 5: 5/6)
I join the assault in the Basket Ball pitch of hell by attacking Hoopz Barkley with my Bayo-Laser Rifle..
An powerful Halloween themed summon 11/50
Sp00py Armor 2/25 (Part of my Halloween Miniboss summon.)
Basketball && Nuke && Cannon = ??? (2/?)
Shadow Magician
Shadow MP 48/60 +3 Shadow MP per turn
Spells: Shadow Blast (Costs 2 Shadow MP) Shadow Heal (Costs 5 Shadow MP) Shadow Barrier (Costs 10 Shadow MP)
Shadow Recharge: Recharges 15 Shadow MP but 3 turn cooldown.
Last Shadow Blast: UNAVAILABLE+1 Talist, +1 Twinbuilder
My Items
Fountain of Life: [Power Rank I] Heals the target for increased healing.
Bayoneted Laser Rifle (Also known as Bayo-Laser Rifle) [Power Rank II] Used for Ranged + Melee with extra damage to the Enemy.
Plasma Katana [Power Rank II] Deals extra damage to the Enemy when used.
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
9/10 Amulet of Endermancy (+1 for claiming as AG)
2/4 CSI team
I was going to make a long attack here, but I dont feel like that, so I just headshot Barkley with a sniper rifle.
I do not examine Vinyl, given that I already have the description. I think I can use this. But not now.
I dig several dirt blocks and three stone cubes out of the ground, examining them carefully. This shall work. I refuse to fail as spectacularly to control my attack as I did last post. I gather a number of pieces of clay from a nearby riverbed, and immediately place down a variety of alchemical constructs and instruments down in a hole, beginning to work. I shove some hexcoal into the fuel slots of a plethora of esoteric devices, sliding a number of bits of cobblestone and dirt into the top of the machine.
The stuff all dissolves into some strange mixture which I capture in a number of cooked clay jars inscribed clearly with runes of various origins.
I take the devices from the hole, and rush to the Battlefield once more. I quickly flick through a leather-bound tome, trying to find something or other of import, before reaching my initial position once more. I remove the tops from several of the jars, and upturn them, just after telekinetically forcing them into the Cyberdwarf. An astoundingly large amount of malachite-colored powder showers the Cyberdwarf, strangely sticking to it with some sort of occult conviction.
I smash the remaining jars into the ground below me, runed shards of pottery scattering across the floor with traces of some vibrant crystalline dust. Salis Mundus, that is. I eye the tome once more, before putting it away.
Descending nodeโI hope this works.
TA: Ogthrod ai'f geb'l-ee'h Yog-Sothoth 'ngah'ng ai'y zhro.
Upon the invocation of Yog-Sothoth, the Cyberdwarf begins to shudder and scream, its skin or skin-analogue shimmering with a dark light, and occasionally rippling.
The Cyberdwarf's basketball-skin epidermis seems to grow coarser and more stretched by the minute, seemingly falling apart before my very eyes. Within moments, the Cyberdwarf has been reduced to literal ashes. Hah. I cross my arms, staring at the dust pile before me. Do not despair. Death this early is far too kind for these beings.
Ascending node, now.
TA: Y'ai 'ng'ngah, Yog-Sothoth h'eeโl'geb f'ai throdog uaaah.
The malachite-green ashes rise from the ground, forming the shape of the now-deceased Cyberdwarf. The dust seems to knit itself back together, and immediately upon the formation of the head, tortured screams and howls begin flowing through the air, wet and distorted with the hellish insight of one who has truly experienced the great nonbeing and cessation of existence that is death.
Dark lights begin to shimmer between the knotted layers of ashy pseudo-skin, as the howls grow in intensity tenfold.
I watch carefully, slowly drawing the Spellslinger from my inventory, and loading it, before switching it back to wand form. The final fragments of occult dust leap onto the Cyberdwarf's reforming figure, and I watch as color returns to the being's face.
Despite the normalcy of the Cyberdwarf's current physical state, it appears as if his mental one has rotted away in its entirety. The Cyberdwarf screams and shrieks in pain and terror, unresponsive to the outside world. I decide to put him out of his misery, drawing Vinyl out and inserting 11 into its slot in one fluid motion.
I grab the Cyberdwarf's front, pull him in front of me, and stab him directly through the chest with the empowered blade, the basketball-skinned being screaming all the while. Then, I pull the blade all the way out of his chest with a gooey squelch, and kick him to the ground, pulling the Spellslinger out in my other hand a mere moment later. Without a moment of notice, I fire a bolt of pure darkness from the wand, expending one bullet. The bolt pierces the Cyberdwarf's head, putting an end to its screaming.
Antique Sword && Jukebox = Vinyl (6/6!)
Crow Feather Quill && Vial of Ink && Lesser Sigil of Creation = Calligraphy (5/6)
(+2 to Generic)
Transience: 16/25 /////////////////////////.
Discord: 17/50 (+2 from Crystal) //////////////////////////////////////////////////.
8 charge boosts in reserve
43/50 This World...
43/50 Has No Need For Gods
Anvil On Stick With Pottery Shards Attached && Anti-Roleplay Essence
+2 Crystal
I casually punch Charles Barkley. I don't really care for him. Or Shut Up And Jam Gaiden.
GG: I really hate you, stop getting in my way
GG: I've lost my patience, when are you gonna decay
GG: I want to throw you out, just like my broken TV
GG: If you'll stop me once more, it shall be painful you'll see...
I set Barkley on fire.
GG: I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE!
I shiv Barkley with the stick I hit User0 with, then shoot him in the face.
GG: HOPE YOU'LL BE STABBED IN THE HEART, HOPE YOU GET SHOT AND EXPIRE!
I rip off one of his arms and slap him in the face with it.
GG: HOPE YOU'LL BE TAKEN APART, HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU DESIRE!
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Throne Room 3/5
Alright, I may or may not make a side quest. I honestly don't know how side-quests usually work in dtg. Do I spawn entities and stuff and use have Tazz semi-run it, or do I quote people and run a side game (which would be confusing). Also, I plan do two (maybe) fifty charges as the main side quest charges.
Well, knowing professional basketball players, Charles Barkely probably has horrible defense...
I kick a soccer ball at Barkely, it whacks him in the face. I then pull out a ping pong table, and challenge him to a round. Of course, he nearly beats me because he is an athlete. It is 20-0, and he's serving. He throws the ball up, but suddenly confetti cannons pop up and fire straight at him making him lose his concentration... It's 20-21 now because of his fail. and it's my turn to serve. He pulls out a lever controlling confetti canons on my side. "really, your going to be that unoriginal, alright" He pulls the lever as I serve, but I just easily whack the ball over while nothing happens. "Wait for it..." The confetti launches and Barkely explodes because he lost...
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 71%
Soldiers 3/6
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Mine
Library
Alchemies:
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool.
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 0/11)
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Generally you do run it yourself, hopefully with quotes. Sidequests don't necessarily have to have charges attached, but they might.
/null
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"You know what? Since everyone is referencing other sports than Basketball, time to join in the fun!"
30/50 Dark Bowser (+2 from Irecreeper)
+2 to Irecreeper
Attack: Soccer, Charged
A large airship comes out of a portal. 12 forms jump off the side of it in turn.
The first to land is Bowser, who uses his trademark Fire Storm to roast Charles Barkley, causing him to run around the court uncontrollably into a random electric fence.
Second is Petey Piranha, who heaves a heap of mud across the court by using Mud Slinger, knocking Cyberdwarf around the battlefield and slowing him down.
Luigi and Mario land at the same time, use Super Mario and Super Luigi, and stomp on Hoopz Barkley and Balthios James respectively, crushing them into the court.
Daisy lands next, getting in the center of the 4 stars of Shut Up and Jam, and uses Crystal Smash to knock them flying in all directions.
Peach, in the meantime, lands away from the court, and traps King Bob-omb under a giant black-and-white photo by using Freeze Frame.
Diddy Kong comes down, and uses Red Card, taking Hoopz Barkley away from the battlefield for a couple of turns. During that time, he is struck by large hammers, a ball on fire, a large steel shell, a lightning ball, a massive egg that knocks him backwards, a mole moving at high speed through the ground, a massive bullet ridden by a dwarf wearing a mask, and gets possessed by a ghost for a second.
Yoshi uses Egg Roll, and chases down Cyberdwarf, crushing him with a giant egg.
Waluigi uses Wall-uigi and creates a massive wall of thorny vines that prevent Charles Barkley from dumping on the hoop without first destroying the wall.
Bowser Junior uses Sonic Roar on Balthios James, knocking him back into another electric fence, while shrinking him to small size, lowering his speed, power, defense, and passing ability.
Then comes Donkey Kong, barreling down with a Thunder Wham, knocking Charles Barkley, Balthios James, and Cyberdwarf into more electric fences that come out of nowhere.
Last comes Wario, who uses Gas Mask to fart on Charles Barkley, making him move the opposite direction he intended for the following turn.
The 12 captains move up into the air and activate megastrikes simultaneously, getting 6 perfect balls each.
Charles Barkley is then rammed by 72 metallic soccer balls moving at mach speed, which all explode on contact.
The soccer players then all leave, leaving behind 3 damaged players, 2 damaged players who are currently incapacitated, and 1 damaged basketball court which is repairing itself quickly.
Attacks Left: 5/6
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Snuggie && Porcupine = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense)6/16
Towel && Sponge = Shamwow 2/?
4/50 4/50
I decide it is time to do stuff. I throw a cloud-ball over the court. It bursts into a rain-cloud that is bound to get a few droplets in the hoop
Cushionmantis, you do know that you can't make the Ridiculous Defense yet? It's too high of a level.
/null(-ball)
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Descendants are strictly inheritors by legacy, not by bloodright. You may not consider yourself one, but you definitely are one. Only twelve Descendants have direct ancestors; everyone else is still a Descendant, as everyone is a descendant by Legacy. Otherwise, for all of your power, you wouldn't be able to touch UserZero.
You activate your thingamabob and have your six uberpowered attacks ready up.
...
FATE FOUND! #itsalljustajoke
As you attempt to summon Michael Jordon (well, OK, summon entities that would lead to Michael Jordon being summoned), you feel a tug. A tug representing something of extreme power. A tug of FATE-of something so powerful that you dare not take this action lightly. You cease, and entirely of your own volition.
Before you get all peeved off at me, I'm going to outright explain to you what a FATE is: a FATE is an action that, though effectively requiring no charge, can have RADICAL effects on the battlefield so huge that I will legitimately have to explain what's going on so that you do not unintentionally shoot yourself in the foot. A FATE can radically alter the entire dynamic of a fight, though usually a FATE will 'merely' cause the boss to get RIIIIIIIIIIIIPED. The exhcange, of course, is an equally devastating effect-in this case. Michael Jordon. You know not what you summon, not to its fullest extent.
I will PM you what the final effect of the FATE is-IF YOU REVEAL THIS PM TO ANYONE, you will cause the fate to happen IMMEDIATELY, and on top of that, the positive effects of the FATE will be pretty much nerfed to the floor. After that's done, you may simply engage the Fate by simply repeating the action, or completely avert it by NOT doing the action.
One more thing: Because it's FBSN who started the fate, this means it's entirely up to him. Your attempts to repeat the process will end in failure.
You know, you don't destroy anything in alchemization. You still should have the regular Super Mario Maker Sketchpad.
Jaraxxus is Blinded for a turn! The Infernals are constructs and are not affected.
-1 MINUTE OF ROLLING EYES AT THIS CALIBORN COPYPASTA LATER-
Weakened 12,000 damage to the Cookie Slime Blob!
+100 HP to all of your entities!
Weakened 5,000 damage to the Cookie Slime Blob! It will do as you say.
Damaged Blasting Pages && Damaged Transmutation Field Alternator = Damaged Warp Zone (Level 5: 1/6)
FYI: Negative-leveled alchemies are typically so strong they're impossible to make; the data type of Minecraft, after getting so high, will eventaully treat the number as an equally high negative number and go backwards, ending at -1.
You give him a Civilization bar for some odd, light effect.
MoYu AoLong1 && Polonium Container of Polonium Manipulation Energies2 = MoYu PoLong3 (Level 3: 1/4)
14,000 damage to Balthios!
1,000 damage to Senor Banana!
Generic Minecraft Bow && Generic Minecraft Bow = ERROR! ACLHEMY INVALID! Do not use the same items in the same alchemy!
Due to how Alchemization works, Using && or || on the same thing can ONLY ever result in the same thing.
Neutral isn't a faction! It's a collective term for a group of people who don't belong to the other three. As such, a Neutral player can represent ANY particular alignment not covered by the other three player factions; IE, Pit, who's a Shopkeeper and benefits from getting +1d and returns that for levying attacks on others, or Granger in DTG2, who was basically an Omnicidal Neutral.
the GS (NOT AG! That'll just confuse people) faction is fundamentally against the AZ and PZ factions for siding with a Godmodder; given what Richard becomes and what UserZero is right now, they have a valid point, and are willing to ignore the inevitable Paradox in defeating Richard in order to do so. (well, the Paradox you know about because reasons). They want to change their FATE, in other words, while the AZ players want to play safe and keep their FATE. The GS faction hates all Godmodders in general and wants to wipe them all out-the truest form of being an Anti-Godmodder, in their opinion.
Hope that clears it up for you. I did give you a confirmation period where you could have backed down, so you can pretty much expect your attempts to defect in case this wasn't what you were looking for to fail.
Solar Shooting Flower: Not useless. Remember the Fire Flower and how it acted in Super Smash Bros? Yeah, it's like that, only this is reusable AND shoots lightning instead of Fire.
Towel && Sponge = Shamwow (Level 0: 1/1)
Shamwow: Please see a Shamwow commercial for an appropriate description.
Weakened 2,000 damage to the Cookie Slime Blob!
The factory breaks down...Then explodes violently. Darnit! The modules are somehow intact, but the Portable Factory itself has ran out of juice, and also out of integrity. The Curse of Repetetiveness haunts the pieces...You doubt you're going to be summoning more through it, unfortunately. Maybe something more powerful in terms of Charges?
14,000 damage to Agar.io!
The Most Beautiful Thing in the world summoned! It will do as you say...which is just standing there apparently. UserZero promptly kicks your rear end because Charles Barkley's ultimate gambit is to CAUSE massive AoE damage that kills everything on the field at once! Considering he's the best unit you have, this entity deliberately cripples you because the AoE will hit everything NOT PZ, which includes Neutral! She's not giving you your +2 for the turn for this. She doesn't deliberately kill it though.
I didn't. You first found yourself back on the Battlefield, then went to a Grillbys that was relocated to the Battlefield. You never left-you really just went to the local mobile Grillbys.
I don't care how much sense that makes that's what happened.
12,000 damage to Doggy!
Eternal Flame: The Flamethrower is pretty much like any other, except it's kind of darker. Well, there's an exception: the addition of Netherrack causes this Flamethrower to never run out of gas, allowing for endless use!...Which is kind of something you could already do, hence the low level.
You slash the thorn wall! 1 damage to you (armor)! 2,000 damage to the Wall!
You create a GS worker! He's basically a sturdier Wisp, better at repair than at damaging.
You preserve the Most Beautiful Thing this turn from all damage!
Forgot to say what the Redstone Magic Scepter is.
Redstone Magic Scepter: Allows for the manipulation of Redstone in any way you can imagine! Activating/deactivating it, firiing it at mach 1, creating complex redstone! It's up to you! Stronger than it sounds.
Redstone Magic Scepter && Tesla Coil = Tesla Scepter (Level 5: 1/6)
1,000 damage to Agar.io!
It will do as you say.
It's three specials, in order, are Wildfire Waltz, which is a powerful lavabreath against 3 targets that cause them to take big damage and severe burning; Gravity Falls, which is huge damage against a single target by way of superfast antigravity application; and Terminus, which turns the target into a black hole to instantly kill it (major damage to Bosses/Elites) and do light AoE to some other random targets.
Recursive Handgun: A Handgun that fires handguns which then fire recursive bullets.
well, I guess the answer is both.
Machine Gun && Knife = Bayonetted Machine Gun (Level 1: 1/2)
Fortress upgraded!
12,000 damage to Jaraxxus! Infernal summoning crippled!
All the friendliness Pellets get sucked into Traho. Before Flowery can do much about that, he's then set on fire because he's standing right next to the creature made of HOLT MOLTEN LAVA.
Drakunith nerfed due to charge spam, but summoned!
Drakus Soul && Iro Ingot = Drakonite (Level 2: 1/3)
Golden Murder Knife && Diamond = Diamond Murder Knife (Level 3: 1/4)
They'll do as you say.
Weakened 4,000 damage to the cookie slime Blob!
Charles Barkley proves you wrong by unleashing a beautiful dunk so amazing the Soccer gods all die and are replaced with basketball gods.
...What?
I'm going to check on this one. This seems dissonant.
100 damage to the Body of the Soul of the Core!
Neigh.
Mibibli and Crocidibli summoned!
You get +2 for winning.
Your meditation allows you to Minicrit next attack!
Sword || Medusa Head = Gorgon Blade (Level 3: 1/4)
Quiver || Enderpearl = Arrow Enchanter (Teleportation) (Level 2: 1/3)
9,000 damage to Cyberdwarf!
He'll do as you say.
You fool! You saw what it did when someone threw a mere fish into the hoop! 3,000 damage to everyone that isn't PZ!
Valeera summoned!
EXOS isn't one of those AI, unfortunately. In fact, let me take it a step up and say Minecraft 2.0 is so ridiculously complicated to program that you can't actually do it with all of your resources, especially since it was made for a Minecraft version that currently isn't a thing. Just because it's heavily modded to the point where it's indistinguishable from reality doesn't mean it's still not 1.0 Minecraft!
The Two Godmodders aren't distracted! Though that would theoretically be a possibility, they have too many Turrets devoted to other entities, and for whatever reason you can't make a turret that can designate a Godmodder as its target.
I said it was a whole Half-court, and if I didn't say it, I hereby retroactively make it a whole HALF-court, annihilating your attacks success because there never WAS another hoop to begin with. Generic said it best: Are you really expecting success based off of ONE word that was a mistake?
Ender Hook && Gravity Gun = Block Shooter (Level 1: 1/2)
Ender Pearl || Fire Charge = Ender Fire (Level 3: 1/4)
Everyone cringes. 10,000 damage to Cyberdwarf!
You use the Power Cleaner! I'll start keeping track of how long it'll take for you to recharge your Spoils of War at the bottom of the post. 35,000 damage to Cyberdwarf!
Energy Booster && Vitality Booster && Point Booster = Soul Booster (Level 5: 1/6)
They will do as you say.
Hoopz shoots your hand, making you drop the ball and allowing Barkley to counter-clobber you!
They'll do as you say, though I doubt success...
They'll do as you say.
3,000 damage to Balthios! Barkley smashes Inari with a Basketball, sending her off-course and protecting Cyberdwarf!
3,000 damage to Barkley! 1,000 damage to all 3 heads!
18,000 damage to doggy!
Another badge, another +2% damage boost to carry you to +7% in total!
Physical Search Engine && Table of Contents = Bookfinder (Level 1: 1/2)
Shaderock: A variant on Bedrock that's even darker and harder than usual. Also can substitute in Nether Portal creation.
'Sans' suddenly turns into a Whoope cushion! No, not a Whoopee Cusion, a Whoope cusion? What's the difference? WHO KNOWS?! WHO CARES?!?! You do find a note attached to it, though, sadly.
Clearly, you just got dunked on.
Yog-Sothoth clearly does not want you getting up in his grill, to put it one way, though I think that could have been a lot worse...Regardless, 20,000 damage to Cyberdwarf!
@Crusher48, this is basically what I meant.
Basketball && Nuke && Cannon = The Chaos Dunker (Level 25: 1/26)
Barkley slams the Exploding Basketball back onto you!
Hoopz, Balthios, Cyberdwarf AND Barkley, on the other hand? Not so hard! They quickly block them all!
Hoopz shoots the footballs down.
That's complicated, but I think I get it: Basically, it allows you to make Alchemies but not USE those Alchemies except to make more 'preorder' alchemies if they're higher level than the Alchemy itself, and continue to go beyond that to make your endgame weapons early, basically meaning that by the time the levels become legal, you can now use those alchemies. A bit complicated, but clever and balanced, I like it. Sadly, I can't really justify putting it in as it would be harder than it looks to keep track of everyone's alchemy levels, and inevitably someone will cheat the issue, so I can't allow it. Sorry.
Spellbooks of Time and Space: These two spellbooks contain a variety of spells that control time and space, respectively, giving you a moderate power over the elements.
Cyberdwarf's skin (and he's no robot-that was freaking grafted on!) is already Basketball skin, he's barely affected by that.
Balthios uses Air Powers to send the ball fowl.
Heavy Fists Guy who just ate Choclolate summoned!
5,000 damage to the TNT cannon!
Cyberdwarf's skin is grafted from Basketballs! The B-Ball energies keep him warm! regardless, 9,000 damage!
the portable factory is...Was an Alchemy, so no.
UserZero stares at the Cobra. The Cobra explodes immediately, getting the Virus and Cockroaches covered in amnesia. (Yeah, but OOC, bosses are immune to most stun-type status effects.)
Rolling Stone explodes without warning, oblitherating in a blast of blue and orange. Sadly, this was not a real part of its stick but rather an unexpected side effect of transforming into the form of one with such powerful BBall energies, and given how Stands work, Scopilli dies in much the same way.
They'll do as you say! Keep in mind...Once they're mutated, it takes a turn for them to get ordered around.
3,000 damage to Hoopz!
1,000 damage to Barkley!
Yog-Sothoth really doesn't want you up in his grill. Cyberdwarf takes 2,000 damage from whatever that was.
((you'll get PM'd something.))
8,000 damage to Barkley! UserZero reattaches his arm for him.
It can be run however you need it to be run-I would slightly prefer that you could do it on your own, but if you would like me to run it, that's alright.
Hoopz haywires the Confetti cannons to malfunction! Barkley wins 21-0 and you explode...
So much happens at once that all 4 take 6,000 damage (that's 24,000 damage total)! Your status effects fail due to them being bosses (and there just being so many!) 5 superattacks remain!
You fool!...Wait, no, nothing happens. It appears raindrops are too small for the hoop to trigger. but basically you did nothing.
The Lesser Balloon Whelp, the Sketched Deathknight and the Enderdragon shuffle into position to Defend the Hoop! The Enderdragon notices that the Hoop is too far away for his Ender Crystals to heal him...Partially because UserZero took a lasso and roped the End Island away from the Half-court. Meanwhile, Mibibli and Crocidibli duke it out, the former dealing 3,000 damage to the latter, while the latter deals 4,500 damage to the former!
Jaraxxus is Blind and unable to properly summon an Infernal! His Infernals get to work for him and oblitherate an Ender Crystal each! The Mighty Beast distracts the Combine Hunter Chopper, causing it to ram into a Tree for 7,000 damage!
The Spirit of Motherwell keeps guarding over the various teams, who fail to find anything this turn. The Worldโs most Beautiful Thing is far too preoccupied being the worldโs most Vain thing as well to do anything. The soul of the Core outright devours Senor Banana, swift and furious.
The Over9000-inator uses ITโSOVER against Charles Barkley, stating the obvious! Charles gets confused, asks why, and simply repeats itself, over and over and over and over and over again! It doesnโt even say the famous line, it just keeps going! Charles Barkley promptly goes insane and bashes his head against a conveniently-placed hard brick wall for 20,000 damage! Agar.io splits into two, and one half devours the Spiked Wall, which is in the way of the Spawning PoolโฆWhich, due to the poisoning in the Spikes and the razor wind, makes it take as much damage as it would have healed to devour it, though it is destroyed! And to answer a pre-emptive question: No, Agar.io doesnโt have passive regen. Iโve decided that given its passives itโs already too powerful, passive regen would be too much. The Captain crackles with Pink Energy, pulls back a punch, and sends forth an Endergy-fist spiraling into IMET, dealing 30,000 damage! He does not trust factories. The Soldiers in the Fortress gun down all the Infernals, leaving Jaraxxus open to a Sacrificial Pact! The Dragonโs Nest creates two new Endermen, who will instead guard a random GS entity next turn, as the Enderdragon canโt be guarded while itโs defending the hoop!
The Essence of the Destroyed tries to Spook Agar.io, but the split occurred just too fast for it! Doggy starts lasering Cyberdwarf, dealing 5,000 damage! Lord Calzerb attemps to attack Barkley, and manages to slip by his teammates to deal 10,000 damage to the Big Man himself!, the Balloon Drake joins in with 6,000 more to Cyberdwarf! The Combine Hunter-Chopper drops Mines, dealing 2,000 damage to Balthios, Hoopz and Barkley himself, but also exposing its Underbelly for minicrits to Grounded Entities! The Zerg Forces finish their Zergling mutations but canโt use the Zerglings yet, they need a turn to get ready! The TNT cannon cools down as far as it can-now would be an idea time to use it! Cerberus uses Ejection on one of Agar.ioโs halves, dealing 12,000 damage! He also passively buffs Pilcrow and the Elite Swordsmaster with Speed, giving them dodge chance! Pilcrow uses Calligraphy, drawing the symbol for Blood! This randomly poisons Agar.io (both halves), the Mighty Beast, and Lord Calzerb, and deals 3,000 damage to all afflicted! One of the halves are so weak that a strong breeze blows, literally killing it on the spot! Oh, wait, no-that was the Maxis E344! The Shadow magician regains 3 Shadow MP and uses 10 Shadow MP to shield the Elite Swordsmaster-he has 40% damage reduction unless his shield is destroyed, which has 25,000 HP! The Pink Horrors unleash a volley of Flickering Fire, dealing 52,500 damage to the Heavy Fists Guy admist a massive torrent, nailing about 12 hits!...The OP Scale then nerfs them with more inaccuracy because that was with a fair amount of misses/low power attacks. The Elite Swordsmaster rushes to Barkley, but Cyberdwarf suplexes him back, dealing 9,000 damage to the Elite Swordsmaster! Drakunithโs attempt to kill Barkley is met with even less success, as Hoopz casually shoots him in the head as he approaches, instantly killing him. Valeera idles.
The Cookie Slime Blob somehow manages to partially eat the other half of Agar.io, dealing 3,000 damage and healing itself for that much! King Bob-omb stomps his foot, and a regiment of his lesser ilk ambush the Enderdragon to deal 15,000 damage to it! The Heavy Fists Guy gives an epic punch to one of the more successful Pink Horrors, splitting it into two Blue Horrors-and he then offs one of the resulting Blue Horrors.
Hoopz proves that his Gunโbrasters are no cowardโs weapons, twirls them around a lot, and performs an Epic Skillshot on the Sketched Deathknight, dealing 20,000 damage! Cyberdwarf realizes that none of his compatriots are as badly wounded as himself, and uses his powerful abilities to heal himself by 30,000 HP, before simply punching the Enderdragon directly in the face for 10,000 damage! Balthios pulls out his Zauber and channels the power of Wind to slash at the Lesser Balloon Whelp for 12,000 damage and causing his wind to slowly deflate, giving him the Leaking status effect and effectively poisoning him! His Zauber also inflicts a stack of Petrification-those will NOT go away on their own!
Richard gives +2 to Nimbleguy and MegaMiner69, and then pulls out his Extreme Blade to stab Hoopz straight in the chest for 30,000 damage! UserZero +2s every PZ player EXCEPT TT2000 for his hair-brained summon, and picks up the Enderdragon and the Sketched Deathknight, shoves both of them into her mouth, and chews for a good minute, before blowing them both out as a wad of bubblegum! Somehow, the Enderdragon reforms with โonlyโ 50,000 damage sustained, but the Sketched Deathknight pops, dying!
Charles Barkley realizes the way forward is still blocked, and starts dribbling up a nasty dribble while staring down the two remaining defenders-and at once, leaps into the air and brings both of his Basketballs, the dreaded Ultiamte Basketball and the Zeroth Ball (the Orange and Blue basketballs respectively), right into the Enderdragon! Its back is broken and it dies on the spotโฆHe turns to the Lesser Balloon Whelp, the last obstacle, and tosses both of his Basketballs into it with a fearsome throw-BUT, they go off course, and Barkley uses his Baller skills to swiftly retrieve them before they impact and are destroyed by Traho! He greets the Soul of the Core with a nasty scowl, and the Soul of the Core responds in kind.
Terrain: Creep (+5% Evasion to Zerg units; fades if a Hatchery isn't built.)
Weather: Crimson Smog (Fear effect and 8,000 damage to random entity per turn): [|||||]
[???] Basketball Hoop: Invulnerable. Does damage to all Non-PZ entities when things are thrown into it. Guarded by: Lesser Balloon Whelp (1/3)
Mibibli [???]: 15,500/20,000 (x4). Targets Crocidibli exclusively until death. Won't die unless Death Conditions are met. The Mibible: [||||||||]
Crocidibli [???]: 92,000/95,000. Targets Mibibli exclusively until death. Won't die unless Death Conditions are met. Levitator Enforcer: [||||]
[H] Mighty Beast: 69,900/80,000 HP. Doesn't attack Dogs, double damage to cats. Poisoned: [||]
[N] Spirit of Motherwell MK.2: Armor: 997,000/1,000,000 HP (Protects Energy core); Energy Core: 197,000/200,000 HP (If destroyed entity dies; takes 10,000 damage for every other component destroyed); Long Range Energy Cannons 7,000/10,000 HP x3, Big Shot [||]; Point Defence Cannons:7,000 HPx10; Hanger Bay: 2,000/5,000 HP x7; Drones (N/A) Blocking the Revelation Teams.
[N] Defense Squads: 17,000/20,000 x8 HP. Completely bodyblocking the Excavation and Search Teams.
[N] Search Team: 7,000/10,000 HP. Can find ruins.
[N] Excavation Team: 7,000/10,000 HP. Can crack open ruins and take treasures within. Requires 3 turns to do so.
[N] World's Most Beautiful Thing: 1/1 HP. Cannot be attacked. Whoever AoE kills it gets mobbed for a turn by everything until the perputratior is dead.
[N-BOSS] Soul of the Core: Heads: 78,900/100,000 HP x2; 75,900/100,000 HP x1; +3 shields (defend against 1 entity hit each); +2 Endermites (defend against 1 Player hit each); Body: 1,500,000/1,495,800 HP. Body has high defense. Body occasionally sucks in attacks not aimed at it. Triple-Action while all heads are alive; double action if two are alive. Inflicts Gravcrush on all entities it attacks/is attacked by. Wildfire Waltz: [|||] Gravity Falls: [||||] Terminus: [|||||] Takes reduced damage from Player actions while atomicAmiable is active; Takes reduced damage from Entity actions while antimatterAugry is active. Action: Devour Senor Banana!
[GS] Over-9000inator: 6,900/10,000 HP. IT'SOVER: [|||]. action: Use IT'SOVER on Barkley!
[GS] Doge: 1,900/5,000 HP (does not attack unless an entity on its team is attacked first, will bodyguard for allies, respawns 1 round after death if there are still allied entities present).
[GS] Agar.io: 9,950/25,000 HP x 1. Poisoned: [||] has a 25% chance to devour an entity with lower HP than it each round, adding that entity's HP to its own. It can split itself in half (with half HP for each half) as an evasive maneuver. Action: Divide and attempt to eat a Spawning Pool!
[GS] Fortress: 61,900/70,000 HP. Structures: Base, Shrine, Mine. EVIL: 24%. Soldiers: 3. Soldier Cap: 3/3. Soldiers: 4,900/4,900 x 3. Current mode: Offense. Action: Attack the Infernals!
[GS] The Captain: 16/20 HP.
[GS] Ender Crystals: 1/1 HPx14. Heal and protect Ender Dragon. Only one can be targeted per attack.
[GS] Dragon's Nest : 16,900/20,000 HP, 46,900/50000 Shields. Spawns stuff.
[AZ] Shadow of Limbo: Essence of the Destroyed: 30,900/55,000 HP. Flooding of the Dead: [|||]
[AZ] doggy: 33,300/80,000 HP. Gets more damage when attacking the same target each round. Can learn a new trick instead of attacking. Tricks: Hama/Mudo (low-chance instant kill; From Elizabeth, somehow); Anti-Auda (25% Attack down for 3 turns. Can be stacked once for double the effect. From Gamma Phantom); Evasive (gained from the Late Neo); Terminus [|||||] (Instant kill with minor damage to others; From Soul of the Core). Action: Murder Cyberdwarf with Lasers!
[AZ] Lord Calzerb: 91,600/125,000 HP. Action: Tipping the Scales: [|||||] Poisoned: [||] Action: Attack Barkley!
[AZ] Protettores: 7,600/10,000 HP x4; 6,800/10,000 HP x1. 10% Damage Reduction; abysmal attack. Defending the Zerg Overlord. Defense mode: 20% Damage Reduction, but can't attack.
[AZ] Balloon Drake: HP: 99,950,900/1,000,000,000. Inflation: 80%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation. Breath of Life: [||] Action: Attack Cyberdwarf!
[AZ] Lesser Balloon Whelp: 9,978,900/1,000,000 HP. Inflation: 58%. Leaking: [|||] Petrification: [|||||] (-5% Inflation Per turn!) Guarding the Hoop!
[AZ] Combine Hunter-Chopper: 2,900/20,000 HP. Airborn. Minestorm [||]. Deals more damage, but takes more damage, with Proximity. Proximity: 2/3. Action: Use Minestorm!
[AZ] Zerg Forces: Unit Cap: 0/8.
Overlord: 6,900/10,000 x1 HP. Being Defended by Protettores. Adds 8 to unit cap each.
Hatcheries: 13,900/20,000 HPx6 Gains 8,500 HP per turn. Can build Zerg Structures. When fully healed for the 1st time, it becomes functional. Adds 2 to unit cap each.
Larvae: 0.
Zergling Mutations: [||] x 3; will produce 6 Zerglings.
Zerglings: 2,000/2,000 x 6.
Spawning Pool: 16,900/20,000 HP. Functional.
[AZ] TNT Cannon: 26,900/30,000 HP. Heat: [|||||\|||||] 4 Cool.
[AZ] Cerberus: 28,900/35,000 HP x 3; 21,900/35,000 HP x 1.. Loses power with each Head/HP Bar lost. Eviction: [|||] Distinction: [||||]
[AZ] IMET: 81,900/115,000 HP. Airborn. Can't attack.
[AZ] Pilcrow: 96,900/100,000 HP. Never the End: [|||] Aeon: [||||] The Cataract: [|||||] Correction: [|||||]
[AZ] Maxis E344: 47,000/50,000 HP. Shield: 3,000/20,000 HP (Regens +5,000 HP per turn.) Action: Attack Agar.io!
[AZ] Shadow Magician: 196,900/200,000 HP. Shadow MP: 50/60. Shadow Recharge: [|||] Action: Shadow Barrier on Elite Swordsmaster!
[AZ] Pink Horrors: 6,900/10,000 x19 HP. Blue Horrors: 5,000/5,000 x1. Pink Horrors split into two Blue Horrors on Death. Attack individually, but have low accuracy. Each Pink Horror (or two Blue Horrors) add a charge to Bolt of Change. Bolt of Change: [||||||||||][||||||||||][||||||||||][||||||||||] (This is one charge, just split into units of 10 for easy measure.) Action: Olbitherate the King Bob-Omb!
[AZ] Elite swordsmaster: 108,000/120,000 HP. Shadow Shield: 25,000/25,000 HP. 40% Damage Reduction. Triple Stab: [||] Spinning Slash: [|||] Action: Attack Barkley!
[AZ] Valeera: 200,000/200,000 HP. Mana: 1/10. Gains +1 Mana at the end of each turn. HAND: (2) Goblin Auto Barber, (3) Shattered Sun Cleric, (3) Fan of Knives, (5) Assassin's Dagger. Sleuthhack: [||||]
[PZ] Cookie Slime Blob: 19,000/100,000 HP. Weakness: [||] Can attack while Weakened. Entities will occasionally target it over its chosen target.
[PZ] King Bob-Omb: 150,000/150,000 HP. The Final Countdown: [||||]
[PZ] Heavy Fists Guy who Just Ate Chocolate: 72,500/125,000 HP. Can only attack in retaliation! Guarding the King Bob-Omb.
[PZ] Walker: 14/20 HP. Respawns 1 Round after death.
[PZ] Hoopz Barkley: 144,000/185,00 HP. Evasive. Full Brast: [|||]
[PZ] Cyberdwarf: 128,000/200,000 HP. Can heal and attack. King of all Fries: [|||]
[PZ] Balthios James: 185,000/190,000 HP. Can inflict various status effects. LeBron Legacy: [|||]
[-GATEKEEPER-][PZ-BOSS] Charles Barkley: 350,000/400,000 HP. While alive, all PZs minicrit! Double-Action. If he successfully scores a goal on the Basketball Hoop, deals his damage to all non-PZ entities! Verboten Jam: [||] Chaos Dunk: [||||||||||]
[AZ-ฮณ] Godmodder477: 40/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 138/150 HP. Behind the Barrier-invulnerable.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4500. Locked until the Gatekeeper is slain!
"Well, this ought to be interesting. At least I didn't summon Shaq from Shaq Fu." Also, the damaged basketball court is just completing the reference, in that Mario Strikers Charged fields take explosions, freezing, burning, lightning strikes, Thwomp hits, and other incidents, take visible damage, then have that damage fade away leaving a pristine field.
/null until the update is done.
Also guys, the FATE is:
Seriously guys, he's still in the middle of updating, plus I'd be a moron to actually reveal this. Hey, at least I didn't Rick Roll you.
As the B-Ball court is emptied, I smile. "Time to change fate!" I deny FATE and will not summon Michael Jordon. Or Jordan, for that matter. Tazz, have you turned off the red squiggles that signify misspelled words?
31/50 Dark Bowser
+2 Irecreeper
Attack 2: Finally, a reference to a webcomic OTHER than Homestuck I take Cyberdwarf. If I have learned anything from Team Fortress 2, or my extensive RPG playing, it's that you always go for the White Mage. Speaking of going for the White mage, I take this guy for a spin:
This guy is Black Mage. Everyone, say hi. Or he'll kill you. Though to be fair, he might kill you anyways.
The other big part of his personality is his absolute love for White Mage. The fact that this...thing...is a White Mage disgusts him. He's not a redhead, more of an orangehead.
He decides to deal this the only way he knows how: stabbing Cyberdwarf in the back unprovoked. His practice, also known as trying to get through the armor of Fighter, allows it to go right through Cyberdwarf's basketball skin.
However, this does not lead to the desired result: a dead Cyberdwarf. He follows this up with a large Level 9 spell, which fires a massive laser into Cyberdwarf. I dismiss Black Mage following this, because I don't wish to unleash a murderous psychopath upon the game.
Following him is the aforementioned Fighter, who wields his swordchucks (don't ask) like a pro. While Cyberdwarf is busy wondering what the heck Swordchucks are, Fighter slices him into tiny pieces. He then talks to Cyberdwarf. Just conversing with Fighter temporarily drops Cyberdwarf's IQ; it's like that stupidity causing paper I stuffed into the AI. I take him away, too: conversing with Fighter counts as cruel and unusual punishment in my book.
Next up is Red Mage, who min/maxes to the extreme, giving him godlike stats, but making him absolutely a pain to be around. Red Mage then hits Cyberdwarf with a large number of spells, as well as one of his, "Too Dumb to Fail" plans. Of course, it succeeds. I stuff Red Mage back into the portal, because I can only deal with him in Webcomic form.
The final member of the 4 is Thief, who steals everything Cyberdwarf owns. And everything Cyberdwarf is wearing. Cyberdwarf takes embarrassment damage! I desummon Thief before he tries to take anything from our side.
During this time, White Mage is healing random AZs, though I desummon her as well before any death can occur. Considering how badly she dealt with Black Belt's death, I deem that course of action wise.
Note to self before messing with space-time again: Magic has very well-defined rules. And those rules are never the same.
4/6 Attacks remaining
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
/null Darn it, will people stop making Redstone Alchemies? I always think they're support.
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
Lets put it this way: you killed EXOS over an error, so why cant I use your error to my advantage? And besides, I said I had an attack plan it there was not another hoop, which apparently you must have snipped and assumed it wasnt there.
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