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every self-respecting video game needs a very easy minigame of simon says: 25/25 25/25 (+2'd by Star, +1'd for Alignment Stating Bonus)
Alignment: Shopkeeper N
It's just occurred to me something very important is missing. I'd better fix that.
Yes, here we go. And let's just...
*everybody's screen cuts to static before showing this:
before cutting right back*
There we go. Also, while that happened, I sent in some entities for you guys. There should be three, but i'm waiting for the first two to "pick a side" before we go on with that.
Let's start this party right...NOW.
Mibibli Summoned!
Crocidibli Summoned!
Everything you should know about the newcomers:
Thanks for clicking! Of course, you needed to click on this to know about these guys, so i'll have to talk to you about them.
But first, let me get the general rules for these two out of the way:
1. Both of them want to kill each other, and will attempt to attack each other when possible or not influenced.
2. Both of them can heal just enough to avoid death should the kill conditions not be met. No sequence breaking, sadly.
3. Both of them need to kill each other to lift Rule 1 and make them kind of useful.
4. You want each of them to kill each other, so once one picks a side, the other will choose the/an opposing side automatically.
Let's go into the list, shall we?
Mibibli [???]: 20,000/20,000 (x4)
Attacks:
Mind Missiles: 3,000 Damage. Unaffected by chances of failing to hit.
Explode Dash: 6,000 Damage, but 2,500 Damage to Mibibli.
Charge Stream: 1,250 Damage spread over 3 targets.
The Mibible [8 Turn Cooldown]: Invincibility and 2x damage bonus for the next turn (yes, it's OP, that's why it has a ludicrously long charge time).
How to kill Crocidibli as Mibibli:
1. Find five items by having Mibibli do specific things.
- The Items:
-- The Hammer: Mibibli helps kill 5 entities.
-- The Blueberry Pie: ???
-- Humanibli's Suit: Find and kill Humanibli.
-- Humanibli's Clothes: Find and kill Humanibli AGAIN.
-- Humanibli's Skin: Find and kill Humanibli the third and final time.
2. Get a laser capable of one-shotting Crocidibli.
3. One-shot Crocidibli.
Crocidibli [???]: 95,000/95,000
Attacks:
Deals 4,500 Damage normally.
Levitator Forcer [4 Turn Cooldown]: Inflicts "Inversed" on target for 2 turns.
(Inversed: All damage is now healing and all healing is now damage. Fun, right?)
How Crocidibli can kill Mibibli:
1. Make Mibibli lose all of his lives.
2. Have Crocidibli deal the finishing blow to Mibibli.
The third one...i'll wait until he's here.
So, get them on a side. I sent them in to help some people out, anyway.
every self-respecting video game needs a very easy minigame of simon says: 25/25 25/25 (+2'd by Star, +1'd for Alignment Stating Bonus)
Alignment: Shopkeeper N
It's just occurred to me something very important is missing. I'd better fix that.
Yes, here we go. And let's just...
*everybody's screen cuts to static before showing this:
before cutting right back*
There we go. Also, while that happened, I sent in some entities for you guys. There should be three, but i'm waiting for the first two to "pick a side" before we go on with that.
Let's start this party right...NOW.
Mibibli Summoned!
Crocidibli Summoned!
Everything you should know about the newcomers:
Thanks for clicking! Of course, you needed to click on this to know about these guys, so i'll have to talk to you about them.
But first, let me get the general rules for these two out of the way:
1. Both of them want to kill each other, and will attempt to attack each other when possible or not influenced.
2. Both of them can heal just enough to avoid death should the kill conditions not be met. No sequence breaking, sadly.
3. Both of them need to kill each other to lift Rule 1 and make them kind of useful.
4. You want each of them to kill each other, so once one picks a side, the other will choose the/an opposing side automatically.
Let's go into the list, shall we?
Mibibli [???]: 20,000/20,000 (x4)
Attacks:
Mind Missiles: 3,000 Damage. Unaffected by chances of failing to hit.
Explode Dash: 6,000 Damage, but 2,500 Damage to Mibibli.
Charge Stream: 1,250 Damage spread over 3 targets.
The Mibible [8 Turn Cooldown]: Invincibility and 2x damage bonus for the next turn (yes, it's OP, that's why it has a ludicrously long charge time).
How to kill Crocidibli as Mibibli:
1. Find five items by having Mibibli do specific things.
- The Items:
-- The Hammer: Mibibli helps kill 5 entities.
-- The Blueberry Pie: ???
-- Humanibli's Suit: Find and kill Humanibli.
-- Humanibli's Clothes: Find and kill Humanibli AGAIN.
-- Humanibli's Skin: Find and kill Humanibli the third and final time.
2. Get a laser capable of one-shotting Crocidibli.
3. One-shot Crocidibli.
Crocidibli [???]: 95,000/95,000
Attacks:
Deals 4,500 Damage normally.
Levitator Forcer [4 Turn Cooldown]: Inflicts "Inversed" on target for 2 turns.
(Inversed: All damage is now healing and all healing is now damage. Fun, right?)
How Crocidibli can kill Mibibli:
1. Make Mibibli lose all of his lives.
2. Have Crocidibli deal the finishing blow to Mibibli.
The third one...i'll wait until he's here.
So, get them on a side. I sent them in to help some people out, anyway.
OK, the EoTB is up, and with it the first Gatekeeper Boss! You're going to have to deal with Charles Barkley and his unmatched Basketball powers, so make sure you're ready!
I also think I'll be able to do some more steady updates from here-on. Updating earlier is doing the trick, for sure.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I'm AZ, ofc.
==Turn 1==
Storm 45/50 ()
Stone 45/50 ()
+2 to Erelye.
Spellbook --o Time Magic == Spellbook of Time 5/6
Spellbook --o Space Magic == Spellbook of Space 5/6
==Action==
Crystal takes up Disassembly and points the green-flickering sword at Cyberdwarf. “KILL THE MEDIC FIRST!” He dashes towards Cyberdwarf, stopping right before running into him and pointing the sword at him. “The Seven Legend’s Blade Serenade of Resplendent Vivisection!” Cyberdwarf is encased in a flurry of slashes, ripping his very atoms apart… to, when the smoke clears, absolutely no effect. Crystal looks down at the blade, before facepalming. “gorilla. Safety was on.” He taps a portion of the hilt, hitting a button which wasn’t there before and won’t be there after this attack, before another flurry of slashes envelops Cyberdwarf. “What I said before!” After this one finishes, Cyberdwarf is in a pile of very small pieces on the ground. Crystal leaps back and points the sword at the sad pile, chaotic energies leaping off the blade and further atomizing the pile of flesh that was once Cyberdwarf.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight enters the Basketball Court. Guarding time for him!
"WELCOME TO THE JAM" I shout, and immediatley SLAM DUNK a MEME BALL into the Basketball Hoop. The resulting MEME deals MASSIVE DAMAGE to CHARLES Barkley.
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=Turn Two=
(50 / 50) A Deck of Cards -> COME ON IN!
+1 to FBSN
+1 to Hezetor
=Summon=
A resounding DING plays throughout the battlefield as my charge completes!
I then proceed to pull out a deck of cards, each one with a golden sun pattern on it, with a small glowing spiral sitting in the centre of the sun. All thirty cards in the deck circle me and start spinning at a rapid rate! The lights darken as a figure appears from the shadows. A voice booms from out of nowhere as a red-clad figure moves onto the battlefield.
USERZERO!
VS!
VALEERA SANGUINAR!
[AZ] Valeera the Rouge
HP: 200,000
Max Mana: 1 / 10
Abilities:
Draw: Every turn, Valeera draws a card. The cards are drawn from a randomly-generated list. (which has been pm'd to Tazz)
Dagger Mastery: Varleera gains a weapon with 4,000 attack that can be used twice before breaking.
AG: The Sleuth starts fidgeting around with some code. "Hold on, I think I can cram in a special move."
AG: He smiles. "There."
Sleuthhack: Two Defias Bandits are summoned. Four-Turn cooldown.
Passives:
Mana Pool: Gains +1 Max Mana per turn. Valeera can use as much mana as she has max per turn.
...
THE DECK LIST:
These are the potential cards I can pull, and what each of them do. They all have unique stats. (As a general rule, 1 ATK in Hearthstone = 2k damage, and 1 HP in Hearthstone = 5k HP.)
CREATURES:
(Mana Cost) (Name) (Number) (Attack Power) (HP) (Special Effects)
(2) (Goblin Auto-Barber) (x2) (6k ATK) (10k HP) (+2.5k damage to current weapon.)
(2) (Undercity Valiant) (x2) (6k ATK) (9k HP) (COMBO: Deal 5k damage to a target.)
(2) (Shiv) (x1) (Deal 5k damage to a target. Draw a card.)
(2) (Sap) (x2) (Stuns a creature for a turn. Creatures that took 25+ charges to make are stunned for two.)
(3) (Fan of Knives) (x2) (Deals 3k damage to all foes of a certain side. Draw a card.)
(5) (Assassinate) (x2) (Insta-kills entities under 25% MHP. Otherwise, deal 20% of their MHP as damage. Cannot target bosses / elites.)
(5) (Assassin's Dagger) (x2) (Valeera gains a weapon with 8k attack that can be used four times before breaking.)
(7) (Sprint) (x1) (Draw four cards.)
To start, I draw a Goblin Auto Barber, a Shattered Sun Cleric and Fan of Knives. Then, by starting Valeera's turn, she draws Assassin's Dagger. Pretty ideal starting hand honestly.
=Command=
HAND:
(2) Goblin Auto Barber
(3) Shattered Sun Cleric
(3) Fan of Knives
(5) Assassin's Dagger
Valeera can't do anything! However, she will do things next turn; she'll get her second mana crystal!
EXOS: First off, Chaos Dunk is an instakill to everything, like what SCP-2317 was planning to pull near the end of the second godmodding war. Secondly, I have a copy of Minecraft 2.0. I need Yggdrasil to apply it, but we will be able to use it to cripple godmodding powers if we can apply it.
Crusher48: Wait, how is an in-game AI suddenly gaining code from the game it is running in?
EXOS: Sufficiently powerful AIs have this wierd property to sense the code of this world, and in some cases manipulate it. Unfortunately, some cases is limited to installing Minecraft 2.0 currently.
Crusher48: Alright, devoting attention to the Gatekeeper.
First off, I make a casual remark in chat about turrets.
Crusher48: Hey godmodders! You know how you make Turrets, such as the Anti-Chuck-Norris turret? Why haven't you just made Anti-Richard and Anti-UserZero turrets yet? If you can summon turrets to fight an entity as powerful as Chuck Norris, you can summon them to battle other godmodders too!
The idea is to make both godmodders waste each other's time making turrets and counter-turrets and counter-counter turrets and so on for a while, and maybe have one manage to hit the other. Now that I (hopefully) kept them busy, its time to fight Charles Barkley. I find out that due to the line in the EOTB, "The Hoop itself is now a whole court", that means that there is a Hoop on the other side (otherwise it would be a half court, not a full court). I exploit this by using a combination of teleport spam and Ender Grenade spam to fire a barrage of Ender Grenades towards Barkley's hoop. He has to make a series of stunning blocks to stop the Ender Grenades from hitting the hoop, and when he blocks them they sometimes blow up on him. If he cheated and the Hoop over there does not have the energy, then I spam Ender Grenades right at Barkley, then yell "YOU CHEATER! YOU HAVE TO PUT A HOOP ON YOUR SIDE OF THE BALL!".
Entity Orders: If there are still open spots on the Court, I send in the Enderdragon as a defender. Otherwise, I have it use Strafing Run on Hoopz, Cyberdwarf, and Balthios. Over-9000-inator uses its ability on Barkley. Agar.io splits to eat a Spawning Pool (note that it can split as an attack, splitting it into 2 entities with half the HP but letting one of them get a devour automatically, also note that if should gain some HP each round it fails to devour something from eating grass and pigs and stuff). Doge, if there is nothing to bodyguard, Barks at Barkley, hopefully causing bonus damage from the bad pun.
Alchemies: I start some alchemies:
Ender Hook && Gravity Gun = Block Shooter (1/?)
Ender Pearl || Fire Charge = Ender Fire (1/?)
Block Shooter: The Block Shooter is a modified gravity gun. It has two buttons: Load, and Fire. When Load is pressed, a nearby block is teleported into the front of the gravity gun, where it is held in place by the gravity gun's gravity. Pressing Fire shoots out the held block. It can achieve a fairly fast fire rate with rapid loading and firing.
Ender Fire: A charge of energy that can be thrown in a straight line, like how some plugins let you fire normal fireballs. On impact, it creates a cloud of endergy that applies the Ender Fire debuff to the victim, applying extra damage over time to the enemy.
A Tactical Genius: 5/50 ================================================== (+2 from The_Topazian, +1 for saying I am AZ)
+2 to Crystal
Bomber is shocked by the sudden appearance of the legendary Charles Barkley. His name has gone down in B-ball history, for his legendary Chaos Dunk saved the entire world from Shadow Barkley. Now, he is here to wipe the field, or at least try to, with his legendary B-ball skills.
With the appearance of Barkley's trio of friends, Bomber decides to go after the healer. Always go for the cleric, they say. He finally felt it was a good opportunity to use something powerful he had acquired a while back.
Opening his Interdimensional Storage rift, he leans inside, the upper half of his body now within the rift. He takes a moment to look around inside, before finding what he needs.
Bomber pulls out....
MY GOD, HE PULLS OUT...
An unassuming mop. Really. This janitorial equipment has no place on this battlefield! The best it could do is clean a small spill before becoming dirty itself! What a severe disappointment for all who are watching. Though, one had to admit that it was a high-quality mop.
Just kidding, though. What Bomber has really pulled out was the dangerous Spoil of War: The Power Cleaner! This mop was used by The Colegmerate before it was killed. It crackled with electricity, just waiting to be used. Fortunately for the inanimate object with absolutely no consciousness or desires, it was going to be used to deal massive damage to the Cyberdwarf, whose healing ability could potentially be a massive hassle in the fight against Barkley. Wielding The Power Cleaner with two hands, Bomber points it toward the Cyberdwarf. The crackling electricity grows more frequent. The Power Cleaner began charging its massive sphere of lightning energy. The hissing of lightning grew into a loud cackling noise, and soon an almost deafening rumble as the orb grew to a massive scale. Pointing it at the Cyberdwarf, the orb then fired itself. It tore across the field, singing the creep and exploding trees apart, leaving hot ash behind. The orb makes contact with the Cyberdwarf, making a thunderous boom upon impact. The sheer voltage of the discharge overloads the Cyberdwarf's cyborg systems, dealing massive damage as the circuits are melted by the power of The Power Cleaner.
The mop stops crackling afterward, having expended its power. For now.
Bomber orders the crowd of Pink Horrors to attack King Bob-Omb, which was a shame because Bomber rather liked his explosive qualities. Oh well, he wound up on the wrong side it would seem. The Pink Horrors cackle with glee at the sound of the order, always eager to send flashy spells across the battlefield. They prepare Flickering Fire to barrage the King Bob-Omb with numerous (or perhaps not many if their luck is poor) bolts of warp-fire.
doggy turns to focus his lasers on the Cyberdwarf, but if he winds up dead at this point doggy will instead try to target Hoopz Barkley with his lasers.
Energy Booster && Vitality Booster && Point Booster = Soul Booster (1/?)
The Energy Booster is a lapis orb used by wizards to become more powerful, and can simply transfer the power if they have it on their person. The Vitality Booster is a ruby orb favored by warriors, filling them with vigor. The Point Booster is a perfectly formed amethyst orb that nourishes the mind and body. By combining the three, one can form the powerful Soul Booster.
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I HATE BASKETBALL!!!!!11!!!!!! I HATE IT SO MUCH!!!!!!!111!!!!11
I clobber Barkley's head with a basketball.
Senor Banana attempts to make Barkley fat.
Lord Calzerb yells in Barkley's ear.
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same as this one
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Don't have one
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Balloon Drake
HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Come at me bro. I've got a billion hp.
Inflation: 100%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation.
Same as before. Whenever it takes damage, reduce inflation by damage taken / 2,000. That's assuming a 30 post entity has about 200,000 HP normally.
Breath of Life: Can be used every other turn. Restores 15,000 HP OR 20% inflation. Cannot self target. Costs 5% inflation.
Law of the Clown Car: kills a Lesser Balloon Whelp and gives the Drake inflation equal to the Whelp's inflation/3
And now, we need to make it a little more complicated.
Spawns in with 3 balloon-omancy eggs, each with their own HP bar. They start with 15,000/30,000 HP. If an egg reaches 30,000 HP (The Balloon Whelp has something that might help with that...), it hatches into a lesser balloon whelp.
Lesser Balloon Whelp:
Inflation: 100%. Takes damage/500 to inflation when hit. Deals low damage.
YAY FOR HEARTHSTONE!
Commands:
I have the Lesser Balloon Whelp guard the hoop. The Balloon Drake attacks Cyberdwarf.
Action:
Inari dashes forward and pounces at Balthios, hitting him and back flipping off and running along to smash into Cyberdwarf.
I put Charles Barkley as the target of a Bombchu gallery. I then teleport him back to HyruleCo where many people are instantly attrarcted to something new to do in their free time. I also throw some bombchus at the soul of the cores' heads, hoping to break them up.
Physical Search Engine AND Table of Contents 1/? (For finding things in books)
___
Mercury appears near doggy on the battlefield, with yet another badge in hand, but looks... different. Hazy. Lines of translucent ones and zeroes fall out of nowhere all around him, matrix-style. He rises a few meters into the air, and then points at doggy with his right arm. His arm momentarily flashes into a mass of binary, then his whole body does the same a few seconds later.
Enough of wasting time collecting badges, dammit. I want my vengeance, and this is the moment to gain an advantage. First though, certain high-value targets must be eliminated. Even if I'm not particularly trusted by my employer, with enough effort, I can still channel a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of his powers. It will be enough.
Mercury stops, and his entire body turns into a mass of binary once more, this time remaining like so. The mass, which is Mercury, streaks towards doggy, and upon touching him, begins to turn the spambot back into raw binary. Like a particularly fast spreading infection, doggy quickly becomes entirely binary, and the difference between him and Mercury can't be seen at all. This fight will only be seen in the technological mindscape.
In a mindscape of sorts, an odd conglomerate of Mercury's and what exists of doggy's, the two combatants appear in their physical forms. Lines of ones and zeroes fall from above here as well, not just in the background, but around the mindscape, some hitting the both of them. Mercury ignores the numbers hitting him from above, but doggy is not so resistant. Every number which lands on him causes a few hundred numbers to loosen themselves from his physical form.
Mercury does not wait though, creating a copy of the chainnail gun using raw binary. He pauses, to hold the gun properly, then begins firing. Hundreds of nails fly towards doggy, each flashing between binary and nail-form. Upon hitting him, each nail causes thousands of ones and zeroes to find themselves freed from doggy's physical form. Before the first nails even reach their target though, Mercury stops firing, and appears behind doggy. He points his right arm at doggy, and a dense beam of binary streams out of it, crashes into doggy, quickly blowing off countless ones and zeroes from doggy's rapidly shrinking mass.
Mercury finally stops, rather exhausted, and the mindscape dissolves. Back in the battlefield, the two of them return to their physical forms, doggy's injuries have carried over, and a few loose numbers still floating near the two of them.
A guy in a red uniform steps out of a portal, flanked by a bunny, another bunny that serves as his love interest for no real reason, a cat, a bird, a pig, and a...thing. Yep, it's definitely a thing.
"GIVE IT UP FOR TEAM SPACE JAM!"
I'm glad I lowered my original idea that I would have 8 attacks down to 6. (After this, I'm going to be out from between 6-45 turns, so I think it's more than fair trade)The other 2 are donated to this group of entities:
Looney Toons Character x 6: Goes on the Basketball court when there's an open slot automatically. Can be replaced by anyone wanting to replace them. Just acts as defense, using such special talents as: Cartoon Logic. Single-minded determination (usually towards the wrong thing). And an endless supply of carrots that for some reason are invincible to anything but rabbit teeth. 20,000 HP each
Michael Jordan: The best basketball player ever to play the game. Will stay on the court and use the powerful B-Ball energies from the court himself. Enters the court after all 6 Looney Toons Characters have been defeated. 50,000 HP should be enough for the Legend himself.
*i'm afraid you're challenging the best of the best *if there's anyway for ya ta' have a bad time *its challenge me to a game of b-ball
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I'm an AZ. Knowledge and power cannot be accumulated in any way whatsoever if I'm as dead as Uzi wants all of us. Also, it is just more convenient.
So. Charles Barkley. Well, then. I'll have to invoke the power of one of the Artifacts, in that case. Hopefully, I can maintain a vestige of the energy without getting lit on fire. Yeah, last time was quite terrible.
I spend several seconds less-than-fondly remembering the last time I tried to channel one of the Artifacts. What a waste of time. Then, I draw a connection with the only Artifact whose physical form is known to me.
—
Grayhold Citadel, 20:03
I should probably preface this entire attack by stating what the Artifacts I am mentioning actually are. To the most of the information I am permitted, they are ancient objects found over the course of time about 400-500 years ago in the ruins of two universes under the direct command of the Lord-Archmage. I don't know what two, specifically, actually. I'll probably find out in some random anticlimactic conclusion.
Anyhow, the Artifacts were immediately sealed away in Grayhold's deepest vaults after they were found. Apparently, they hold great significance because of the events they were involved in. Some odd form of arcane resonance generated by the power of the ancient heroes who once utilized them.
Given that I am not currently within the fortress, I have opted to forge this link from incredible distances. My essence pervades the halls of the citadel, seeping deeper and deeper, having to slip between the cracks of the massive energy field generated by the presence of some entity or being of absolutely remarkable power. I manage to pierce the main wards, given my familiarity with them, and make it to the entrance to the vaults.
I cannot fully pierce the thing, and merely link with the energy bristling from the entryway itself, quickly forming the full link with the only Artifact I have ever seen.
Oddly enough, it is but a coin. Not just any coin. A coin dating back to Vetas itself, and possessing two heads sides. Apparently, it was used as justification for something called the "Break", or something of the sort.
The thing is literally sealed within the most powerful vault known to any wizard or sorcerer in history.
I form the link, and make as powerful a funnel as possible.
—
The signs of clear arcane strain have become evident even on my Minecraft avatar, despite the avatar itself not being involved. Energy bristles at my fingertips both in and out of game. I feel as if I could do anything in reality right now. Creativity and imagination flow through my mind.
Of course, this comes with quite a few adverse effects. Namely, that this imperceptibly minuscule fragment of such a powerful object has lit me aflame with arcane pressure. That is, both me-s. In short, I freak out. Channeling the energy through my body as conduit was likely a terrible idea.
I glow with a pulsating teal and gray light, screeches and wisps of forgotten sorceries wafting through the air. My avatar's eyes build up with pure deep teal energy, pulsating and sparking violently with electricity.
In my panic from being slightly burned alive, I sever the connection to the elven caegar sealed in the vault. Of course, the potency from the vestiges of the relic I was able to link myself to remain flowing within my body, and that of my avatar. Two twin optic blasts pummel the Cyberdwarf with unfathomable force, unloading the energy equivalent to around one hundred thousand G-type main sequence stars suddenly forced to go supernova simultaneously. The heat and energies of the concentrated process itself should melt the being entirely, if at all possible. Probably not. After the blast subsides, a sudden gust of sorcery douses the flames coating my physical body.
I sigh after staring at the screen for several moments. Still can't do it. The optic blasts themselves have invited eldritch forces to prey upon the Cyberdwarf. Yog-Sothoth tharanak-stell'bsna syha'hn'ghft n'ghali'hee. In other words, the Outer Gods demand that the Cyberdwarf refrain from healing anything this turn, on pain of death. The Cyberdwarf has no choice but to comply.
Transience: 15/25 /////////////////////////.
Discord: 14/50 (+1 for stating my alignment; +2 from Bomber; +2 from Crystal) //////////////////////////////////////////////////.
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Why did the quote just- you know what I'm not gonna question it.
Oh for crying out loud- YOU USED TO BE wait were you ever better than this? Bah, I give up. Back to my ranting.
1. EXOS: First off, Chaos Dunk is an instakill to everything, like what SCP-2317 was planning to pull near the end of the second godmodding war. Secondly, I have a copy of Minecraft 2.0. I need Yggdrasil to apply it, but we will be able to use it to cripple godmodding powers if we can apply it.
Crusher48: Wait, how is an in-game AI suddenly gaining code from the game it is running in?
EXOS: Sufficiently powerful AIs have this wierd property to sense the code of this world, and in some cases manipulate it. Unfortunately, some cases is limited to installing Minecraft 2.0 currently.
....Okay, this first thing is unrelated to my complaint, but. You misspelled "weird". Sorry about grammar pedantry but hey it's bothering me now. Anyways, my point. WHY IN ANY REALISTIC MANNER WOULD YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD A. GET MINECRAFT 2.0'S CODE FROM MINECRAFT SINCE REALLY IF IT WAS THAT EASY RICHARD'D'VE DONE SOMETHING ABOUT IT. B. APPLY IT TO OUR CURRENT SITUATION WITHOUT OH YOU KNOW CAUSING A MASSIVE FREAKING PARADOX ABOUT IT. C. BEING ABLE TO APPLY IT AT ALL, EVEN *WITH* YGGDRASIL.
2. Crusher48: Hey godmodders! You know how you make Turrets, such as the Anti-Chuck Norris turret? Why haven't you just made Anti-Richard and Anti-UserZero turrets yet? If you can summon turrets to fight an entity as powerful as Chuck Norris, you can summon them to battle other godmodders too!
The idea is to make both godmodders waste each other's time making turrets and counter-turrets and counter-counter turrets and so on for a while, and maybe have one manage to hit the other.
Okay so. This, on its own, might not even really be a bad idea. However, I feel like the premise in and of itself is probably just a really flawed concept. If turrets worked on godmodders, we'd have "Anti-Anti-Godmodder Turrets" or something stupid by now. Plus, I think that godmodders would just. Be immune to turrets.
3. I find out that due to the line in the EOTB, "The Hoop itself is now a whole court", that means that there is a Hoop on the other side (otherwise it would be a half court, not a full court). I exploit this by using a combination of teleport spam and Ender Grenade spam to fire a barrage of Ender Grenades towards Barkley's hoop. He has to make a series of stunning blocks to stop the Ender Grenades from hitting the hoop, and when he blocks them they sometimes blow up on him. If he cheated and the Hoop over there does not have the energy, then I spam Ender Grenades right at Barkley, then yell "YOU CHEATER! YOU HAVE TO PUT A HOOP ON YOUR SIDE OF THE BALL!".
Okay, this is possibly valid anyways, but really you're just trying to manipulate reality based on the letter of the word, and really you should freaking know better. But regardless, you *are* able to play basketball with just a half-court... not that we're about to do anything to score for us. Anyways, it's probably just a full half court, stop nitpicking.
I'm AZ.
I whack the Soul with a stick. Made of ichorium.
Quote: 26/50 +1 from Twin
Making the potatoes... 14/50 +1 from Twin.
+2 to Twin.
It's High Noon
every self-respecting video game needs a very easy minigame of simon says: 25/25 25/25 (+2'd by Star, +1'd for Alignment Stating Bonus)
Alignment:
ShopkeeperNIt's just occurred to me something very important is missing. I'd better fix that.
Yes, here we go. And let's just...
*everybody's screen cuts to static before showing this:
before cutting right back*
There we go. Also, while that happened, I sent in some entities for you guys. There should be three, but i'm waiting for the first two to "pick a side" before we go on with that.
Let's start this party right...NOW.
Mibibli Summoned!
Crocidibli Summoned!
Everything you should know about the newcomers:
Thanks for clicking! Of course, you needed to click on this to know about these guys, so i'll have to talk to you about them.
But first, let me get the general rules for these two out of the way:
1. Both of them want to kill each other, and will attempt to attack each other when possible or not influenced.
2. Both of them can heal just enough to avoid death should the kill conditions not be met. No sequence breaking, sadly.
3. Both of them need to kill each other to lift Rule 1 and make them kind of useful.
4. You want each of them to kill each other, so once one picks a side, the other will choose the/an opposing side automatically.
Let's go into the list, shall we?
Mibibli [???]: 20,000/20,000 (x4)
Attacks:
Mind Missiles: 3,000 Damage. Unaffected by chances of failing to hit.
Explode Dash: 6,000 Damage, but 2,500 Damage to Mibibli.
Charge Stream: 1,250 Damage spread over 3 targets.
The Mibible [8 Turn Cooldown]: Invincibility and 2x damage bonus for the next turn (yes, it's OP, that's why it has a ludicrously long charge time).
How to kill Crocidibli as Mibibli:
1. Find five items by having Mibibli do specific things.
- The Items:
-- The Hammer: Mibibli helps kill 5 entities.
-- The Blueberry Pie: ???
-- Humanibli's Suit: Find and kill Humanibli.
-- Humanibli's Clothes: Find and kill Humanibli AGAIN.
-- Humanibli's Skin: Find and kill Humanibli the third and final time.
2. Get a laser capable of one-shotting Crocidibli.
3. One-shot Crocidibli.
Crocidibli [???]: 95,000/95,000
Attacks:
Deals 4,500 Damage normally.
Levitator Forcer [4 Turn Cooldown]: Inflicts "Inversed" on target for 2 turns.(Inversed: All damage is now healing and all healing is now damage. Fun, right?)
How Crocidibli can kill Mibibli:
1. Make Mibibli lose all of his lives.
2. Have Crocidibli deal the finishing blow to Mibibli.
The third one...i'll wait until he's here.
animal noise = made
//Still GS
Rashki and I meditate in hopes that we get mentally stronger
The Cavalry (x28 automatons) 24/50 (+2 from Nimble)
Shia Labeouf 13/15
Sword || Medusa Head = ? (Level ?: 1/?)
Quiver || Enderpearl = Arrow Enchanter (Teleportation) (Level ?: 1/?)
inventory:
Inter-dimensional pocket watch
Sockwhip
Farlands Portal
Whiptaser
+2 to Nimble
OK, the EoTB is up, and with it the first Gatekeeper Boss! You're going to have to deal with Charles Barkley and his unmatched Basketball powers, so make sure you're ready!
I also think I'll be able to do some more steady updates from here-on. Updating earlier is doing the trick, for sure.
I'm AZ, ofc.
==Turn 1==
Storm 45/50 ()
Stone 45/50 ()
+2 to Erelye.
Spellbook --o Time Magic == Spellbook of Time 5/6
Spellbook --o Space Magic == Spellbook of Space 5/6
==Action==
Crystal takes up Disassembly and points the green-flickering sword at Cyberdwarf. “KILL THE MEDIC FIRST!” He dashes towards Cyberdwarf, stopping right before running into him and pointing the sword at him. “The Seven Legend’s Blade Serenade of Resplendent Vivisection!” Cyberdwarf is encased in a flurry of slashes, ripping his very atoms apart… to, when the smoke clears, absolutely no effect. Crystal looks down at the blade, before facepalming. “gorilla. Safety was on.” He taps a portion of the hilt, hitting a button which wasn’t there before and won’t be there after this attack, before another flurry of slashes envelops Cyberdwarf. “What I said before!” After this one finishes, Cyberdwarf is in a pile of very small pieces on the ground. Crystal leaps back and points the sword at the sad pile, chaotic energies leaping off the blade and further atomizing the pile of flesh that was once Cyberdwarf.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight enters the Basketball Court. Guarding time for him!
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
"WELCOME TO THE JAM" I shout, and immediatley SLAM DUNK a MEME BALL into the Basketball Hoop. The resulting MEME deals MASSIVE DAMAGE to CHARLES Barkley.
Quote: 27/50
Making the potatoes...: 15/50
+2 to Twin
It's High Noon
=Turn Two=
(50 / 50) A Deck of Cards -> COME ON IN!
+1 to FBSN
+1 to Hezetor
=Summon=
A resounding DING plays throughout the battlefield as my charge completes!
I then proceed to pull out a deck of cards, each one with a golden sun pattern on it, with a small glowing spiral sitting in the centre of the sun. All thirty cards in the deck circle me and start spinning at a rapid rate! The lights darken as a figure appears from the shadows. A voice booms from out of nowhere as a red-clad figure moves onto the battlefield.
USERZERO!
VS!
VALEERA SANGUINAR!
[AZ] Valeera the Rouge
HP: 200,000
Max Mana: 1 / 10
Abilities:
Draw: Every turn, Valeera draws a card. The cards are drawn from a randomly-generated list. (which has been pm'd to Tazz)
Dagger Mastery: Varleera gains a weapon with 4,000 attack that can be used twice before breaking.
AG: The Sleuth starts fidgeting around with some code. "Hold on, I think I can cram in a special move."
AG: He smiles. "There."
Sleuthhack: Two Defias Bandits are summoned. Four-Turn cooldown.
Passives:
Mana Pool: Gains +1 Max Mana per turn. Valeera can use as much mana as she has max per turn.
...
THE DECK LIST:
These are the potential cards I can pull, and what each of them do. They all have unique stats. (As a general rule, 1 ATK in Hearthstone = 2k damage, and 1 HP in Hearthstone = 5k HP.)
CREATURES:
(Mana Cost) (Name) (Number) (Attack Power) (HP) (Special Effects)
(2) (Goblin Auto-Barber) (x2) (6k ATK) (10k HP) (+2.5k damage to current weapon.)
(2) (Undercity Valiant) (x2) (6k ATK) (9k HP) (COMBO: Deal 5k damage to a target.)
(2) (Defias Ringleader) (x1) (5k ATK) (9k HP) (COMBO: Summon a Defias Bandit.)
(3) (Ironfur Grizzly) (x2) (5k ATK) (16k HP) (TAUNT)
(3) (Shattered Sun Cleric) (x2) (6k ATK) (10k HP) (Give an allied creature +2k damage and +5k MHP.)
(4) (Sej-jun Shieldmaster) (x2) (5k ATK) (25k HP) (TAUNT)
(4) (Chillwind Yeti) (x2) (8k ATK) (25k HP)
(4) (Gnomish Inventor) (x2) (4k ATK) (20k HP) (Draw a card.)
(6) Boulderfirst Ogre (x2) (12k ATK) (35k HP)
(x) (Defias Bandit) (x0) (4k ATK) (5K HP)
(COMBO: If another card is used before it this turn, it uses the Combo effect.)
(TAUNT: This minion must die before Valeera can be touched.)
SPELLS:
(Mana Cost) (Name) (Number) (Effect)
(0) (Backstab) (x2) (Deal 6k damage to an undamaged target.)
(1) (Deadly Poison) (x1) (Weapon gains 4k attack.)
(2) (Shiv) (x1) (Deal 5k damage to a target. Draw a card.)
(2) (Sap) (x2) (Stuns a creature for a turn. Creatures that took 25+ charges to make are stunned for two.)
(3) (Fan of Knives) (x2) (Deals 3k damage to all foes of a certain side. Draw a card.)
(5) (Assassinate) (x2) (Insta-kills entities under 25% MHP. Otherwise, deal 20% of their MHP as damage. Cannot target bosses / elites.)
(5) (Assassin's Dagger) (x2) (Valeera gains a weapon with 8k attack that can be used four times before breaking.)
(7) (Sprint) (x1) (Draw four cards.)
To start, I draw a Goblin Auto Barber, a Shattered Sun Cleric and Fan of Knives. Then, by starting Valeera's turn, she draws Assassin's Dagger. Pretty ideal starting hand honestly.
=Command=
HAND:
(2) Goblin Auto Barber
(3) Shattered Sun Cleric
(3) Fan of Knives
(5) Assassin's Dagger
Valeera can't do anything! However, she will do things next turn; she'll get her second mana crystal!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
7/10 Amulet Of Endermancy
1/4 CSI Team
+2 TT2000
EXOS: I suggest you take out the Gatekeeper.
Hotbar:
Ender Hook
Ender Grenades
Reverse Ender Grenades
Endermite Pearls
Endermite Sword
Inventory:
Ender Sword
Pretty Pretty, Shiny Shiny: 8/25 =========================
A Tactical Genius: 5/50 ================================================== (+2 from The_Topazian, +1 for saying I am AZ)
+2 to Crystal
Bomber is shocked by the sudden appearance of the legendary Charles Barkley. His name has gone down in B-ball history, for his legendary Chaos Dunk saved the entire world from Shadow Barkley. Now, he is here to wipe the field, or at least try to, with his legendary B-ball skills.
With the appearance of Barkley's trio of friends, Bomber decides to go after the healer. Always go for the cleric, they say. He finally felt it was a good opportunity to use something powerful he had acquired a while back.
Opening his Interdimensional Storage rift, he leans inside, the upper half of his body now within the rift. He takes a moment to look around inside, before finding what he needs.
Bomber pulls out....
MY GOD, HE PULLS OUT...
An unassuming mop. Really. This janitorial equipment has no place on this battlefield! The best it could do is clean a small spill before becoming dirty itself! What a severe disappointment for all who are watching. Though, one had to admit that it was a high-quality mop.
Just kidding, though. What Bomber has really pulled out was the dangerous Spoil of War: The Power Cleaner! This mop was used by The Colegmerate before it was killed. It crackled with electricity, just waiting to be used. Fortunately for the inanimate object with absolutely no consciousness or desires, it was going to be used to deal massive damage to the Cyberdwarf, whose healing ability could potentially be a massive hassle in the fight against Barkley. Wielding The Power Cleaner with two hands, Bomber points it toward the Cyberdwarf. The crackling electricity grows more frequent. The Power Cleaner began charging its massive sphere of lightning energy. The hissing of lightning grew into a loud cackling noise, and soon an almost deafening rumble as the orb grew to a massive scale. Pointing it at the Cyberdwarf, the orb then fired itself. It tore across the field, singing the creep and exploding trees apart, leaving hot ash behind. The orb makes contact with the Cyberdwarf, making a thunderous boom upon impact. The sheer voltage of the discharge overloads the Cyberdwarf's cyborg systems, dealing massive damage as the circuits are melted by the power of The Power Cleaner.
The mop stops crackling afterward, having expended its power. For now.
Bomber orders the crowd of Pink Horrors to attack King Bob-Omb, which was a shame because Bomber rather liked his explosive qualities. Oh well, he wound up on the wrong side it would seem. The Pink Horrors cackle with glee at the sound of the order, always eager to send flashy spells across the battlefield. They prepare Flickering Fire to barrage the King Bob-Omb with numerous (or perhaps not many if their luck is poor) bolts of warp-fire.
doggy turns to focus his lasers on the Cyberdwarf, but if he winds up dead at this point doggy will instead try to target Hoopz Barkley with his lasers.
Paerotheum Dust && Bullet Casing = Paerotheum Bullet (Level 4: 2/5)
Another new alchemy begins.
Energy Booster && Vitality Booster && Point Booster = Soul Booster (1/?)
The Energy Booster is a lapis orb used by wizards to become more powerful, and can simply transfer the power if they have it on their person. The Vitality Booster is a ruby orb favored by warriors, filling them with vigor. The Point Booster is a perfectly formed amethyst orb that nourishes the mind and body. By combining the three, one can form the powerful Soul Booster.
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IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
Drakus Soul && Iro Ingot = Drakonite 1/???
Golden Murder Knife && Diamond = Diamond Murder Knife 1/???
Neo Ultima 14/15
Arina Azuma 1/5
I HATE BASKETBALL!!!!!11!!!!!! I HATE IT SO MUCH!!!!!!!111!!!!11
I clobber Barkley's head with a basketball.
Senor Banana attempts to make Barkley fat.
Lord Calzerb yells in Barkley's ear.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
Balloon Drake
HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Come at me bro. I've got a billion hp.
Inflation: 100%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation.
Same as before. Whenever it takes damage, reduce inflation by damage taken / 2,000. That's assuming a 30 post entity has about 200,000 HP normally.
Breath of Life: Can be used every other turn. Restores 15,000 HP OR 20% inflation. Cannot self target. Costs 5% inflation.
Law of the Clown Car: kills a Lesser Balloon Whelp and gives the Drake inflation equal to the Whelp's inflation/3
And now, we need to make it a little more complicated.
Spawns in with 3 balloon-omancy eggs, each with their own HP bar. They start with 15,000/30,000 HP. If an egg reaches 30,000 HP (The Balloon Whelp has something that might help with that...), it hatches into a lesser balloon whelp.
Lesser Balloon Whelp:
Inflation: 100%. Takes damage/500 to inflation when hit. Deals low damage.
YAY FOR HEARTHSTONE!
Commands:
I have the Lesser Balloon Whelp guard the hoop. The Balloon Drake attacks Cyberdwarf.
Action:
Inari dashes forward and pounces at Balthios, hitting him and back flipping off and running along to smash into Cyberdwarf.
Alchemy and charges:
Finished listEktoplomatin && Duotine && Evaporator = Duotine gas generator 5/6
(Purified Silver && Holy Water && Essence of Light) || GreatSword = TrueSilver Champion 3/6
Got +3 total. Then +1 for saying I'm AZ.
The first companion: 45/50
Another Charge: 17/30
+1 to Topazian & Pricey
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I am AZ
Enderdragon scale && sword = EIB 3/6.
I put Charles Barkley as the target of a Bombchu gallery. I then teleport him back to HyruleCo where many people are instantly attrarcted to something new to do in their free time. I also throw some bombchus at the soul of the cores' heads, hoping to break them up.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
26/50 Binary Slime engie x2
25/25 Badge 3+2 engie
Bedrock AND Obsidian 5/5
Physical Search Engine AND Table of Contents 1/? (For finding things in books)
___
Mercury appears near doggy on the battlefield, with yet another badge in hand, but looks... different. Hazy. Lines of translucent ones and zeroes fall out of nowhere all around him, matrix-style. He rises a few meters into the air, and then points at doggy with his right arm. His arm momentarily flashes into a mass of binary, then his whole body does the same a few seconds later.
Enough of wasting time collecting badges, dammit. I want my vengeance, and this is the moment to gain an advantage. First though, certain high-value targets must be eliminated. Even if I'm not particularly trusted by my employer, with enough effort, I can still channel a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of his powers. It will be enough.
Mercury stops, and his entire body turns into a mass of binary once more, this time remaining like so. The mass, which is Mercury, streaks towards doggy, and upon touching him, begins to turn the spambot back into raw binary. Like a particularly fast spreading infection, doggy quickly becomes entirely binary, and the difference between him and Mercury can't be seen at all. This fight will only be seen in the technological mindscape.
In a mindscape of sorts, an odd conglomerate of Mercury's and what exists of doggy's, the two combatants appear in their physical forms. Lines of ones and zeroes fall from above here as well, not just in the background, but around the mindscape, some hitting the both of them. Mercury ignores the numbers hitting him from above, but doggy is not so resistant. Every number which lands on him causes a few hundred numbers to loosen themselves from his physical form.
Mercury does not wait though, creating a copy of the chainnail gun using raw binary. He pauses, to hold the gun properly, then begins firing. Hundreds of nails fly towards doggy, each flashing between binary and nail-form. Upon hitting him, each nail causes thousands of ones and zeroes to find themselves freed from doggy's physical form. Before the first nails even reach their target though, Mercury stops firing, and appears behind doggy. He points his right arm at doggy, and a dense beam of binary streams out of it, crashes into doggy, quickly blowing off countless ones and zeroes from doggy's rapidly shrinking mass.
Mercury finally stops, rather exhausted, and the mindscape dissolves. Back in the battlefield, the two of them return to their physical forms, doggy's injuries have carried over, and a few loose numbers still floating near the two of them.
*i'm afraid you're challenging the best of the best
*if there's anyway for ya ta' have a bad time
*its challenge me to a game of b-ball
https://soundcloud.com/renim_g/geeeeeetttt-dunked-on
Sans has entered the court!
*also, i'm [az]
I'm an AZ. Knowledge and power cannot be accumulated in any way whatsoever if I'm as dead as Uzi wants all of us. Also, it is just more convenient.
So. Charles Barkley. Well, then. I'll have to invoke the power of one of the Artifacts, in that case. Hopefully, I can maintain a vestige of the energy without getting lit on fire. Yeah, last time was quite terrible.
I spend several seconds less-than-fondly remembering the last time I tried to channel one of the Artifacts. What a waste of time. Then, I draw a connection with the only Artifact whose physical form is known to me.
—
Grayhold Citadel, 20:03
I should probably preface this entire attack by stating what the Artifacts I am mentioning actually are. To the most of the information I am permitted, they are ancient objects found over the course of time about 400-500 years ago in the ruins of two universes under the direct command of the Lord-Archmage. I don't know what two, specifically, actually. I'll probably find out in some random anticlimactic conclusion.
Anyhow, the Artifacts were immediately sealed away in Grayhold's deepest vaults after they were found. Apparently, they hold great significance because of the events they were involved in. Some odd form of arcane resonance generated by the power of the ancient heroes who once utilized them.
Given that I am not currently within the fortress, I have opted to forge this link from incredible distances. My essence pervades the halls of the citadel, seeping deeper and deeper, having to slip between the cracks of the massive energy field generated by the presence of some entity or being of absolutely remarkable power. I manage to pierce the main wards, given my familiarity with them, and make it to the entrance to the vaults.
I cannot fully pierce the thing, and merely link with the energy bristling from the entryway itself, quickly forming the full link with the only Artifact I have ever seen.
Oddly enough, it is but a coin. Not just any coin. A coin dating back to Vetas itself, and possessing two heads sides. Apparently, it was used as justification for something called the "Break", or something of the sort.
The thing is literally sealed within the most powerful vault known to any wizard or sorcerer in history.
I form the link, and make as powerful a funnel as possible.
—
The signs of clear arcane strain have become evident even on my Minecraft avatar, despite the avatar itself not being involved. Energy bristles at my fingertips both in and out of game. I feel as if I could do anything in reality right now. Creativity and imagination flow through my mind.
Of course, this comes with quite a few adverse effects. Namely, that this imperceptibly minuscule fragment of such a powerful object has lit me aflame with arcane pressure. That is, both me-s. In short, I freak out. Channeling the energy through my body as conduit was likely a terrible idea.
I glow with a pulsating teal and gray light, screeches and wisps of forgotten sorceries wafting through the air. My avatar's eyes build up with pure deep teal energy, pulsating and sparking violently with electricity.
In my panic from being slightly burned alive, I sever the connection to the elven caegar sealed in the vault. Of course, the potency from the vestiges of the relic I was able to link myself to remain flowing within my body, and that of my avatar. Two twin optic blasts pummel the Cyberdwarf with unfathomable force, unloading the energy equivalent to around one hundred thousand G-type main sequence stars suddenly forced to go supernova simultaneously. The heat and energies of the concentrated process itself should melt the being entirely, if at all possible. Probably not. After the blast subsides, a sudden gust of sorcery douses the flames coating my physical body.
I sigh after staring at the screen for several moments. Still can't do it. The optic blasts themselves have invited eldritch forces to prey upon the Cyberdwarf. Yog-Sothoth tharanak-stell'bsna syha'hn'ghft n'ghali'hee. In other words, the Outer Gods demand that the Cyberdwarf refrain from healing anything this turn, on pain of death. The Cyberdwarf has no choice but to comply.
Antique Sword && Jukebox = Vinyl (5/6)
Crow Feather Quill && Vial of Ink && Lesser Sigil of Creation = Calligraphy (4/6)
(+2 to Generic)
Transience: 15/25 /////////////////////////.
Discord: 14/50 (+1 for stating my alignment; +2 from Bomber; +2 from Crystal) //////////////////////////////////////////////////.
/null, ignore this
Oh for crying out loud- YOU USED TO BE wait were you ever better than this? Bah, I give up. Back to my ranting.
....Okay, this first thing is unrelated to my complaint, but. You misspelled "weird". Sorry about grammar pedantry but hey it's bothering me now. Anyways, my point. WHY IN ANY REALISTIC MANNER WOULD YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD A. GET MINECRAFT 2.0'S CODE FROM MINECRAFT SINCE REALLY IF IT WAS THAT EASY RICHARD'D'VE DONE SOMETHING ABOUT IT. B. APPLY IT TO OUR CURRENT SITUATION WITHOUT OH YOU KNOW CAUSING A MASSIVE FREAKING PARADOX ABOUT IT. C. BEING ABLE TO APPLY IT AT ALL, EVEN *WITH* YGGDRASIL.
Okay so. This, on its own, might not even really be a bad idea. However, I feel like the premise in and of itself is probably just a really flawed concept. If turrets worked on godmodders, we'd have "Anti-Anti-Godmodder Turrets" or something stupid by now. Plus, I think that godmodders would just. Be immune to turrets.
Okay, this is possibly valid anyways, but really you're just trying to manipulate reality based on the letter of the word, and really you should freaking know better. But regardless, you *are* able to play basketball with just a half-court... not that we're about to do anything to score for us. Anyways, it's probably just a full half court, stop nitpicking.
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My post from last turn seems to have been eaten. Could you please remove the /Null, I forgot to remove it, and it's not supposed to be there.
Also, I finished the Slumbersand about 3 turns ago.
Could someone please answer my questions about the AGs motives?
/Null
I said that the AG motives were just to kill both godmodders./null
I am [AZ]
[b]DUAL BOSSFIGHT?!?!?![/b]
I throw a exploding basketball at Cyberdwarf
the Shadow Magician casts the Shadow Barrier on the Elite Swordmaster while the E. Swordmaster stab Charles Barkley.
An powerful Halloween themed summon 10/50 +1 from Talist and Tazz
Sp00py Armor 1/25 (Part of my Halloween Miniboss summon.)
Basketball && Nuke && Cannon = ??? (1/?)
Shadow Magician
Shadow MP 58/60 +3 Shadow MP per turn
Spells: Shadow Blast (Costs 2 Shadow MP) Shadow Heal (Costs 5 Shadow MP) Shadow Barrier (Costs 10 Shadow MP)
Shadow Recharge: Recharges 15 Shadow MP but 3 turn cooldown.
Last Shadow Blast: UNAVAILABLE[/b]+1 Talist, +1 Twinbuilder
My Items
Fountain of Life: [Power Rank I] Heals the target for increased healing.
Bayoneted Laser Rifle (Also known as Bayo-Laser Rifle) [Power Rank II] Used for Ranged + Melee with extra damage to the Enemy.
Plasma Katana [Power Rank II] Deals extra damage to the Enemy when used.
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.