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Zappy: (Wait, wasn't he supposed to be instal-killed or something? Doesn't seem to be "dead" in the last complete EOTB)
HP: 45,001
Abilities:
-Smart: Will avoid using attacks that could end in disaster for anyone but his enemies. If it would hurt foes and foes only, then he will do it, except in special situations.
-Laser: Gains 1 charge per round, max. 5. Can use up any amount of charge at any time. Deals laser damage. Different amounts of time give different attacks:
+Charge 1: Simple Laser: small amount of damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Wide Laser: Small amount of damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Laser Shotgun: Huge damage to foes in melee range, Scattered at longer range. Risky, will only use if the situation is dire/there's an opening
+C4: Laser Sniper: Long-range, 10% chance to crit, otherwise does moderate-high damage.
+C5: DEATH LASER: Terrifying damage to one foe. Mid-range.
-Thunderstorm: Like Laser, gains 1 charge/round, maximum of 10. Yes, it's more powerful than laser. He's a storm fish, what do you expect? Deals Lightning damage. Like laser, can use up any amount of charge at any time. Here's the attacks:
+Charge 1: Jolt: Small damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Shock: Deals small damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Volt Barrage: Deals small damage to up to 5 foes. Might miss (50%). Fires 10 shots. Mid-range.
+C4: Fry: Medium damage to a foe. Burns the foe. Mid-range.
+C5: Chain Lightning: Deals high damage to one foe, can jump between foes to deal half damage to them. This can repeat 5 times, each jump halving damage again and again. Close-range.
+C6: Shockwave: Doesn't deal damage, but pushes the target entity into being the last one attacking in the EOTB. Mid-range.
+C7: Bolt: Calls down a bolt from the heavens, dealing high damage to an opponent, and collateral damage to those that happen to be near him. Long-range.
+C8: Darken Skies: Calls forth a thunderstorm, darkening the skies and making lightning strike randomly. Changes weather to Thunderstorm for 5 turns.
+C9: Thunder Roar: Slightly damages all entities of a certain alignment. Close-Long range.
+C10A: THE GODS ARE ANGRY!: The nuke of Zeus. When activated, creates so many natural disasters you wouldn't be able to count them. Nature's balance goes out of whack, causing random thunderstorms to appear for the rest of the game, causing a massive ravine to appear between all alignments, and volcanoes erupting everywhere, causing massive fires. All of this nearly murders Zappy, as his little body cannot handle such power. He only hangs on by a thread (1HP). Usable only once. Unstoppable.
+C10B: AMP PLAINS: The ground becomes electrified for 5 turns, badly hampering grounded enemies by removing 10% HP per turn. Halves Zappy's current HP.
-Basic attack: Fin Boomerang: Very slight damage to one target. Mid-short range. Physical damage.
-Hide!: If his HP goes below 15%, he will attempt to hide behind the clouds, increasing his evade (20%). In the meantime, he doesn't attack or charge, but heals for 1000HP/turn until back to 1/2 HP.
-Airborne
-Able to use certain equipment.
-Current charges:
+1/5L, 6/10T
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Justin became extremely [REDACTED] at Transcendent Dora's eating of Zappy pre-thunderstorm. (At least he pulled off the Death Laser, but come on now).
I pick up Pure Terror. When I put the cleaver in, I feared it wasn't going to be big enough, but it was at least twice as big as the original blade. And it has a chainsaw on the end of it that runs from the tip of the blade to near the hilt. It has a chillingly terrifying aura around it, as if it feeds off of the lamentations of its enemies' families. It fed off Justin's lamentations as well, and thus...
...began the combo attack against T. Dora.
Pure Terror AND Malice in my hand (Yes, I'm that strong), I launch Justin into the air. While in the air, while holding both the Staff of the Cometians AND the Tome of Frozen(?) RGB, he launches a massive flurry of miniature comets at T. Dora, while simultaneously concentrating on creating 3 pillars of flames that proceeded to get warped to head straight into T. Dora. Oddly enough though, all the flames seemed to create a special layer of frost on contact.
I surf towards T. Dora on a comet, with the comet directly hitting her, and with me being directly above her. I swing Malice down at her, and before I landed, I jump onto Pure Terror, and I ride the massive cleaver straight into her, chainsaw-blade first. As I get very close, I jump off (still letting the blade hit T. Dora), over her, turning around, and simultaneously swinging both blades at the back o' 'er 'ead, directly hitting her.
aa prepares to avenge Lesser Dog, he died too young. Suddenly, however, something happens, and she falls to the ground, clutching her head.
AA: It's been too long since I got to show up here.
atomicAmiable has become antimatterAugury. AA lifts the new Redstone Magic Scepter and fires a bolt of electric energy at the Godmodder (as in, Godmodder477) to distract him, and then sends out every single character from the Wheel of Time, ever, to attack him. There are over 2,200 of them, for reference, and many are as powerful as demigods and a few literally gods.
Taking The Midas Touch(TMT) I shoot at a bunch of rocks. I melt the gold rocks into one big lump, which I throw at Dora. I take a scale that the Enderdragon dropped.
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Library 5/5 Complete!
A library for studying magic...
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 2/11)
Iron Forge Hammer && Coldheart Hard Drive = The Iceberg (Level 3: 2/4)
Does the red in fear no anvil just mean it can't be combined until the alchemizer is upgraded?
I shove the holy flame (Or the forge stoker if it can't be used while alchemizing) up Jaraxxus' nose. He begins to have a giant allergy attack. I hand him some allergy medicine. A literal allergy medicine that gives him even worse allergies. Needless to say, Jaraxxus sneezes so hard he is sent three thousand feet underground. Now all you see is a bunch of dirt... Allergy inducing dirt... Suddenly you hear a faint sneeze and a yelling that slowly get's louder. Then you see Jaraxxus flying straight out of the pile of dirt, and launch into the air, and falls back down. Needless to say, Jaraxxus is not having a very good day.
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 53%
Soldiers 2/3
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Mine
Library
Alchemies:
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool.
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==Turn 2==
Storm 44/50 ()
Stone 44/50 ()
+2 to Erelye.
Spellbook --o Time Magic == Spellbook of Time 4/6
Spellbook --o Space Magic == Spellbook of Space 4/6
==Action==
Crystal prepares to cut off one of Transcendent Dora’s many (by now) heads. Probably won’t do much, but he’s getting tired of hearing the Dora chorus constantly add voices. One goes silent.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will attack Transcendent Dora with a Black Bolt.
The Relative: 24/50 ================================================== (+2 from ninjatwist and jondanger)
One-Sided Die && Wands || Arcade Cabinet = Integer Overflow (4/?)
Lightsaber || Fan = Multi-Bladed Lightsaber(1/?) A lightsaber with a circular formation of blades that spins like a really really fast fan. Very sharp.
Scribe's Wands && Arcade Cabinet = The Space Invaders (1/?) Wands that can summon video game-related things.
+2 to Ninjatwist.
Pilcrow uses Line Break and Cerberus uses Disruption, passively using Condition!
The Scribe looks at the corpse of the Lesser Dog in sadness. "He had so much to live for... How could you do this to an innocent puppy..." The Scribe holds a funeral for the Lesser Dog, inviting everyone to attend. Somehow, everyone pulls their act together, dressing in all black and preparing speeches to deliver on the Lesser Dog's behalf. Every player shows up, as do every entity and every godmodder. There is no fighting as people talk about the greatness of the Lesser Dog, with the Scribe opening the ceremony.
"He was truly a great example of what a Lesser Dog should be. He wanted to uncover the secrets of how to grow his neck to the fullest of its potential, he was always equipped with the best in battle techniques, and he had a loving family. Truly, this Lesser Dog was a great companion to all that met him." There isn't a dry eye in the funeral parlor as the Lesser Dog's corpse is loaded into a coffin and buried into the ground. Other people make more speeches, but no one can dwell much on them. They are consumed with a feeling of, above all, loss.
The war rages on, but it isn't the same. Everyone's movements are sluggish. Uncoordinated. They already feel defeat, as if there's no reason to fight now that the war's greatest flame has been extinguished. Nothing can be the same without Lesser Dog... But then, there is a massive rumbling. The skies flicker with ghastly cyan energy, and moans emanate from the earth, sounds coming from beyond the veil of death. A ragged hand claws its way out of the ground, the corpse of the Lesser Dog leaping out of its grave.
Its eyes are luminescent, its tail is wagging haphazardly, its flesh is rotting and stale, and its armor is dented. Dried blood covers the Lesser Dog, and as it walks towards everyone on the field, they are met with intensely conflicting emotions. On the one hand, they're extremely glad that the only thing that matters in this world, the Lesser Dog, has returned. But on the other hand, he's now a cold and unfeeling zombie.
The Lesser Dog walks across the field with haggard momentum, going every which way. Everyone backs aside, not wanting to become infected by whatever canine madness is currently in Lesser Dog. And everyone wants to just ignore the obvious question - how is he even a zombie at all? Without warning, the Lesser Dog leaps towards Transcendent Dora, giving her no time to react! The Lesser Dog sinks its teeth into Transcendent Dora, bypassing all of her defenses with blinding speed! Transcendent Dora hits the Lesser Dog away, but she stumbles and falls to the ground, instantly succumbing to the Lesser Dog's form of attack!
It targets Transcendent Dora's very SOUL, affecting her most inner powers and mutating them so that she too knows the beauty and majesty of the Lesser Dogs! There is no known cure for the Lesser Dog's power, for the disease was just invented a few seconds ago! The first symptoms are sudden whitening of the skin and acquiring a glazed expression of happiness. The next symptom is the biggest: your neck starts to stretch to wild heights, abandoning all known laws of growth in living beings and elongating away like a skyscraper. This is exactly what happens to Transcendent Dora, her neck twisting around like a pretzel and her flesh covering the Battlefield as she feels no pain whatsoever.
But this gleeful abandonment and bliss comes at a price - Transcendent Dora's neck is so long that blood can't pass through it fast enough to circulate to her brain, making her brain slow down and rendering her unable to act like a normal human being! Her body doesn't seem to care though, her neck still growing and growing even as her mental faculties deteriorate. Ultimately, Transcendent Dora resembles a Snorlax, unwilling to move and becoming a gigantic pile of flesh with no beginning and no end. Transcendent Dora's neck only stops moving when her brain ceases to function and his heart stops beating.
Then there's a funeral for Transcendent Dora which no one attends.
If someone would help me protect those Zergs I would really appreciate that, I'm out of time.
The Factory is now complete, all the modules are installed :
Module of Good Robot Creation (Level 4)
Module of advanced machining (Level 4)
Module of great cooling (Level 2)
Module of plasma manipulation (Level 5)
Module of energy shield manipulation (Level 4)
The factory will now begin the production of a new unit:
Masix E344
HP:a nice amount
Shield: medium amount
This is a standard warrior bot, has been created with the purpose of being able to operate in all climates, his relatively simple structure allow a faster production,but super heavy materials were used in a perfect combination between agility and resistance, by themselves they are not armed, but come with an included plasma rifle capable of doing his job in killing biological life forms.
The plasma rifle is not included inside of the robot to avoid some construction flaws of the past.
They are capable of managing their weapons well, but a generic AI allows them to use most simple weapons very well, so expect accuracy.
Their AI is nicely made, they will try to take proper cover and they have at least the ability to do not damage allies while fighting.
Thanks to the resents upgrades of the factory the E344 unit posses an integrated shield of energy capable of reforming over time, clearly is necessary to destroy the shield before it is possible to attack the robot.
As I said before 5 drones run in the opposite direction of UserZero and when the distance is at least 1000 they start the process to become new Hatcherys. (so one should need more time to reach them right?)
While one starts the process to become an Hatchery right where the precedent one should be.
I open a portal near the remaining drone, the other end is on the dark side of the moon (yes they can survive in space so the moon is nothing) he starts a new hatchery here, yes no unit produced here will be able to attack as soon they develop the ability to travel through space by themselves, because I won't interfere much with their expansion.
3 Larvas start the process to become zerglings.
Zerg Forces: Unit Cap: 0/8.
Overlord: 10,000/10,000 x1 HP. Being Defended by Protettores. Adds 8 to unit cap.
Hatchery0: 30,000/30,000 HP. Drone Production: [||]. Larvae: 3 Generates 3 Larvae per turn if not at Unit cap. adds+2 to unit cap Starts the production of a Queen a support unit (even without larvae)we got base-raped
Hatchery2 ???/30,000 HP (far away from the battlefield)
Hatchery3 ???/30,000 HP (far away from the battlefield)
Hatchery4 ???/30,000 HP (far away from the battlefield)
Hatchery5 ???/30,000 HP (far away from the battlefield)
Hatchery6 ???/30,000 HP (far away from the battlefield)
Hatchery7 ???/30,000 HP (Where the old one should be)
Hatchery8 ???/30,000 HP (On the dark side of the moon)
Spawning pool: 20,000/20,000 HP. Gains 8,500 HP per turn. When fully healed for the first time, it becomes functional. Done Starts the research of Adrenal glands 130s (+40% attack speed to zerglings) 1/?
Zergling x3 24s
Queen x1 50s
Zerglings
HP= 35 in the original, that is low
Fast note, from a larva will come out 2 zergling
They are the weakest and probably fastest unit in the zerg swarm.
They are really fast, their form of attack is based on their highly developed claws
The spine crawler
HP = 300 (overlord had 200)
This structure is giant spine capable of extending itself for ranged damage, the incredible evolutionary process of the swarm has made this creature capable of piercing even tanks easily.
They are capable of locating themselves on the creep easily changing their position when needed.
Still they stand still when attacking.
(consider that this has 25 damage every 1.8 second, a zergling has 5 every 0.68s, so I'm not joking when I say that this hits strong.
For now I'll just say that the Queen used to have 175 hp and will allow me to create more larvae when it's born.
Charges
IMTE working on Letuuma 6/40
Factory 10/10 +1 from Irecreeper
Complete!
Scolippi 4/5
Module || (laser gun && blank book)= Module of weapons production (Level 5: 2/6)
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Balloon Drake
HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Come at me bro. I've got a billion hp.
Inflation: 100%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation.
Same as before. Whenever it takes damage, reduce inflation by damage taken / 2,000. That's assuming a 30 post entity has about 200,000 HP normally.
Breath of Life: Can be used every other turn. Restores 15,000 HP OR 20% inflation. Cannot self target. Costs 5% inflation.
Law of the Clown Car: kills a Lesser Balloon Whelp and gives the Drake inflation equal to the Whelp's inflation/3
And now, we need to make it a little more complicated.
Spawns in with 3 balloon-omancy eggs, each with their own HP bar. They start with 15,000/30,000 HP. If an egg reaches 30,000 HP (The Balloon Whelp has something that might help with that...), it hatches into a lesser balloon whelp.
Lesser Balloon Whelp:
Inflation: 100%. Takes damage/500 to inflation when hit. Deals low damage.
Commands:
The Balloon Drake attacks DORA! AGAIN!
Action:
The Balloon Drake suddenly goes full Hearthstone mode, announcing to everyone:
WARLOCK! YOU PLAY WITH MAGIC BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING! SO YOU WANTA PLAY WITH MAGIC? BOY, YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR SIPHON SOUL! BUT DO YOU DARE TO USE IT? 'CAUSE I'VE GOT BIGGER THREATS THAN AN 8/8!
Balloon Drake used wild magic twice! The Balloon Drake got Sacrificial Pact! I bet you can tell where this is going. SACRIFICIAL PACT ON JARAXXUS FTW!
And yes, please count that as my action, not the Balloon Drake's.
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Well then, what about a skeleton? skeleton HP: 1 Can only be attacked by Dora Abilities: spook: Makes itself realize that it is 2spooky, preventing it from attack. [II]
Hey Transcendent Dora, this green pig wants to be a part of you.
1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar Tome of Knowledge Unwritten 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots Ultracondensed Wall
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=Turn Two=
(43 / 50) A Deck of Cards (+6 total, from FBSN, Pricey and Hezetor.)
+1 to FBSN
+1 to Hezetor
=Action=
I decide that the Soul of the Core is really scary looking, and decide that it must go! I first duct-tape together all three heads, then stab a giant razor-sharp stainless steel spike through all three heads at once, making a kebab. I then add various seasonings, vegetables for added flavor, then shove Ghost Peppers into each head's mouth. The insane heat from the peppers leaves them vulnerable to the VERY HUNGRY crowd of people I just called over...
I then apply a quick flame to the heads (via lava and napalm), and the crowd rushes over to eat the perfectly roasted heads of the Soul of the Core!
The ritual was ready. Bomber pulls out the odd blue tome once more, which now hovers in the air in front of him. It changes color, shape and texture rapidly, dizzying those with a weak mind who look at it. Its flashing between forms rapidly increases as the pages flip on their own. Colors meld together as the book soon becomes a blur. Suddenly, it stops, returning to its normal blue state. Though, it would appear more elegant than before, having gold edges and a more elaborate (yet demonic) design. The book now has a title, with a strange name being part of it. It gives people a headache as they look at it. The inexperienced who lack the ability to read between the lines see a rapidly changing name or title, but there is only one absolute to the name on this book: Tzeentch. The center of the tome's cover now bears a symbol few people have ever seen before.
Book of Tzeentch
Tzeentch, Changer of Ways was his most common name and title, but he assumes thousands more. The Great Schemer, Master of Fate; his titles and identities are almost boundless. He is one of four Chaos Gods, born from the positive and negative emotions of mortal creatures. Tzeentch represents ambition, hope, and progress. Using extremely powerful sorcery, he is able to influence fate to suit his unfathomable desires. Everyone and everything within his influence is ultimately a pawn in his schemes, whether they are aware of it or not. None may truly comprehend the plots of the Great Schemer, for they are complex and ever-changing. The same goes for Tzeentch himself. Many have gone mad trying to begin to describe and fix him to one shape, one motive, one form, one truth. He is the most disturbing and incomprehensible Chaos God for mortals, and that is saying something.
All Chaos Gods are able to use a small amount of their power to create a sort of pawn called a daemon. Each daemon is a representative of their will, personality; ultimately no more than an extension of their mind. They inhabit a dangerous space called The Warp, a psychic dimension that underlies the material universe, having greater influence in some universes over others. Home to countless numbers of these daemons, as well as the realms of each Chaos God, The Warp is an extremely dangerous place to travel unprotected.
Bomber, while powerful and influential to an extent, is still below the power of the Chaos Gods. He frequently assists Tzeentch in his plans, as his ambitions have drawn Tzeentch to him. Likewise, what Tzeentch has to offer has caused Bomber to work for him numerous times. And, with the Book of Tzeentch summoned in its full power, Bomber could now use his great magics. More importantly, Bomber now has the ability to tear holes in reality to The Warp, and allowing sums of daemons to pour forth unto the battlefield.
He begins reading a passage, speaking in an ancient tongue. "Icfb cw Anvvbkjv, Z tocs igfb kosv. Isek ggrqv, hbu csk fcli drdbj jiins wffko!" The book began to change shape violently, returning to its cycle of madness. The book slammed itself shut and launched into the air. There was a strange distortion in reality around it, the sky and mountains off into the distance twisting and warping. The distortion became more powerful, until suddenly a tear in reality began to form. It quickly grew wider, until a large, swirling blue portal appeared. Horrible echoes and chattering voices resonated from the portal. Suddenly, a crowd of pink blurs came forth from the portal.
While the Warp Rift remains open, Bomber calls upon his magic abilities and forces a bolt of warp energy forth to strike Transcendent Dora! While the horrific mutating energies of The Warp cannot harm her already disturbing form, its still powerful enough to do some dangerous damage.
These were some of Tzeentch's lesser daemons, known as Pink Horrors. Like the Changer of Ways himself, they too do not hold one form for too long. Instead, they can typically be described as rotund pink daemons with luminescent skin. Pink Horrors frantically scramble across the battlefield, giggling insanely as they fire spells at their foes. When one is gravely injured, rather than being banished back to The Warp the Pink Horror will instead collapse into a pile of vibrant goo. The goo will suddenly form into two similar daemons known as Blue Horrors. Their temperament, although, is quite different. They are similar to ill-tempered children, wearing scowls and grumbling their way through battle. Once spawned from their parent Pink Horror, they will quickly rejoin the group of other Horrors and join in their choir. All Horrors have access to a spell known as Flickering Fire, a bolt of warp flame that burns the very soul of its target. Flickering Fire has a variable output, ranging in potency each time it fires. If a Horror manages to hit the jackpot and fire a powerful one, they will whoop with joy (or whine a little less loudly).
And so, the madness begins.
Pink Horrors of Tzeentch: 10,000/10,000 HP x25 (Make this 20 if you wish to rebalance)
Flickering Fire: Every Pink and Blue Horror has access to this spell. Flickering Fire has a base damage of 2,500 and can sometimes 5,000 or rarely 7,500. (Maybe roll a d3 or similar?) The extra damage isn't a minicrit or a crit, though!
Spawn Blue Horrors: When a Pink Horror dies, it spawns two Blue Horrors in its place. They have half the health of their parent, and still have access to Flickering Fire.
Bolt of Change: Has a charge time of 40. Each Pink Horror alive contributes 1 charge per turn, while each Blue Horror alive contributes 1/2 (rounding down). Will deal massive, armor-piercing damage. If the target lacks any sort of armor or damage reduction, this has a chance to minicrit. Any charges that contribute to more than the cap will rollover to the next charge of Bolt of Change.
The Warmaster Rocket Hammer is simply a stronger Rocket Hammer, implementing a stronger material and a more powerful engine, meaning more thrust when swinging the weapon.
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The EoTB is up. As said yesterday, no new update today.
I'll say this: There is an easy way to get Transcendent Dora out of the picture without having to directly attack her, which is good because she's starting to really snowball. HOW I'll leave a secret for now. Of course, given that she's at lower HP now, it might be the golden opportunity to kill her as well. Really, either works.
When an entity with Pestering Hothead attacks another entity, that entity is forced to attack the Bomb-Omb this turn. The entity with this ability is then forced to explode after a turn, dealing damage to the last entity it attacked, but killing themselves in the process. The entity with this ability cannot be blocked.
29/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique (+1 From Irecreeper; Waiting on new boss appearing)
25/50 Dark Bowser (Beating Alpha/Beta Kretin with 38.5 times Attack and Health)
If Elizabeth stays in the game after getting sucked up into Dora, she uses Ziodyne twice on Jaraxxus.
I hold a bible up to Jaraxxus' face. "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!"
I also take the Mega Mushroom, and add it as an ingredient for the Alchemiter. Though I do keep one for myself to use.
Lastly, I open a portal above my head, and numerous artifacts rain down upon it...some recognizable as incredibly evil and powerful artifacts. I absorb them into my body, and my powerlevelincreasesdramatically, until it begins to affect even the normally immune background text. Wait, this isn't my color, nor my font. What's going 0n here?
If Elizabeth does not stay in the game, I will RP her exit the following turn...along with my reactions to the new boss and my Dangerous Forbidden Technique. The next post is probably going to be longer than the average EOTB! (Tazz, you are welcome to snip)
Mind letting us know what Dora's secret is after she dies, Tazz?
I use Crimsonwrath Magic to attack the Captain. My eyes start to glow red.
Senor Banana summons a Chocolate Banana in the Doge's stomach!
Lord Calzerb attempts to do meditation in hopes of stopping his insanity.
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Justin's flying skill: 36% (Skill%/2 = %damage increase, max 50% damage increase)(Degrading)
Justin's machines and equipment: Staff of the Cometians Mk. 1, Tome of Frozen(?) RGB (Red Green Blue) Mk. 1
DarkSide's machines and equipment: Malice Mk. 1, Pure Terror Mk. 1
DarkSide: Intimidating Vessel (13/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII
Justin: Planetary Unrest (11/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII
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Entities:
Zappy: (Wait, wasn't he supposed to be instal-killed or something? Doesn't seem to be "dead" in the last complete EOTB)
HP: 45,001
Abilities:
-Smart: Will avoid using attacks that could end in disaster for anyone but his enemies. If it would hurt foes and foes only, then he will do it, except in special situations.
-Laser: Gains 1 charge per round, max. 5. Can use up any amount of charge at any time. Deals laser damage. Different amounts of time give different attacks:
+Charge 1: Simple Laser: small amount of damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Wide Laser: Small amount of damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Laser Shotgun: Huge damage to foes in melee range, Scattered at longer range. Risky, will only use if the situation is dire/there's an opening
+C4: Laser Sniper: Long-range, 10% chance to crit, otherwise does moderate-high damage.
+C5: DEATH LASER: Terrifying damage to one foe. Mid-range.
-Thunderstorm: Like Laser, gains 1 charge/round, maximum of 10. Yes, it's more powerful than laser. He's a storm fish, what do you expect? Deals Lightning damage. Like laser, can use up any amount of charge at any time. Here's the attacks:
+Charge 1: Jolt: Small damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Shock: Deals small damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Volt Barrage: Deals small damage to up to 5 foes. Might miss (50%). Fires 10 shots. Mid-range.
+C4: Fry: Medium damage to a foe. Burns the foe. Mid-range.
+C5: Chain Lightning: Deals high damage to one foe, can jump between foes to deal half damage to them. This can repeat 5 times, each jump halving damage again and again. Close-range.
+C6: Shockwave: Doesn't deal damage, but pushes the target entity into being the last one attacking in the EOTB. Mid-range.
+C7: Bolt: Calls down a bolt from the heavens, dealing high damage to an opponent, and collateral damage to those that happen to be near him. Long-range.
+C8: Darken Skies: Calls forth a thunderstorm, darkening the skies and making lightning strike randomly. Changes weather to Thunderstorm for 5 turns.
+C9: Thunder Roar: Slightly damages all entities of a certain alignment. Close-Long range.
+C10A: THE GODS ARE ANGRY!: The nuke of Zeus. When activated, creates so many natural disasters you wouldn't be able to count them. Nature's balance goes out of whack, causing random thunderstorms to appear for the rest of the game, causing a massive ravine to appear between all alignments, and volcanoes erupting everywhere, causing massive fires. All of this nearly murders Zappy, as his little body cannot handle such power. He only hangs on by a thread (1HP). Usable only once. Unstoppable.
+C10B: AMP PLAINS: The ground becomes electrified for 5 turns, badly hampering grounded enemies by removing 10% HP per turn. Halves Zappy's current HP.
-Basic attack: Fin Boomerang: Very slight damage to one target. Mid-short range. Physical damage.
-Hide!: If his HP goes below 15%, he will attempt to hide behind the clouds, increasing his evade (20%). In the meantime, he doesn't attack or charge, but heals for 1000HP/turn until back to 1/2 HP.
-Airborne
-Able to use certain equipment.
-Current charges:
+1/5L, 6/10T
===================
Justin became extremely [REDACTED] at Transcendent Dora's eating of Zappy pre-thunderstorm. (At least he pulled off the Death Laser, but come on now).
I pick up Pure Terror. When I put the cleaver in, I feared it wasn't going to be big enough, but it was at least twice as big as the original blade. And it has a chainsaw on the end of it that runs from the tip of the blade to near the hilt. It has a chillingly terrifying aura around it, as if it feeds off of the lamentations of its enemies' families. It fed off Justin's lamentations as well, and thus...
...began the combo attack against T. Dora.
Pure Terror AND Malice in my hand (Yes, I'm that strong), I launch Justin into the air. While in the air, while holding both the Staff of the Cometians AND the Tome of Frozen(?) RGB, he launches a massive flurry of miniature comets at T. Dora, while simultaneously concentrating on creating 3 pillars of flames that proceeded to get warped to head straight into T. Dora. Oddly enough though, all the flames seemed to create a special layer of frost on contact.
I surf towards T. Dora on a comet, with the comet directly hitting her, and with me being directly above her. I swing Malice down at her, and before I landed, I jump onto Pure Terror, and I ride the massive cleaver straight into her, chainsaw-blade first. As I get very close, I jump off (still letting the blade hit T. Dora), over her, turning around, and simultaneously swinging both blades at the back o' 'er 'ead, directly hitting her.
+1 to Pit, Serpent
In all fairness to Crusher, I think I started them. However, those videos were DEBUNKED, Crusher. I assume that's where he got that idea from.
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Narration: 6/50
Redstone Magic Scepter: Complete!
Lesser Dog NEO: 1/10.
+2 to TT.
aa prepares to avenge Lesser Dog, he died too young. Suddenly, however, something happens, and she falls to the ground, clutching her head.
AA: It's been too long since I got to show up here.
atomicAmiable has become antimatterAugury. AA lifts the new Redstone Magic Scepter and fires a bolt of electric energy at the Godmodder (as in, Godmodder477) to distract him, and then sends out every single character from the Wheel of Time, ever, to attack him. There are over 2,200 of them, for reference, and many are as powerful as demigods and a few literally gods.
Oh no
missed 2 posts LEL
Anyways, important thing is, i'm friends (more like acquaintances but ya know) with Sans now
and I think i'm gonna hang out with him
bye
Memia has left the battlefield to go hang out with sans, he will return in two posts
Meme Machine: 7/10
==Turn 1==
Storm 43/50 (+2 from Generic)
Stone 43/50 (+2 from Generic)
+2 to Erelye.
Spellbook --o Time Magic == Spellbook of Time 3/6
Spellbook --o Space Magic == Spellbook of Space 3/6
==Action==
Crystal blasts Transcendent Dora with a beam of concentrated antigravity, ripping her gravity-composed body apart.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will attack Transcendent Dora with a Black Bolt.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Wand && Gold = The Midas Touch 4/4.
Taking The Midas Touch(TMT) I shoot at a bunch of rocks. I melt the gold rocks into one big lump, which I throw at Dora. I take a scale that the Enderdragon dropped.
Enderdragon scale && Bonesword = Ender-Imbued Bonesword(EIB) 1/?
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
Strong Walls 19/20
Library 5/5 Complete!
A library for studying magic...
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 2/11)
Iron Forge Hammer && Coldheart Hard Drive = The Iceberg (Level 3: 2/4)
Does the red in fear no anvil just mean it can't be combined until the alchemizer is upgraded?
I shove the holy flame (Or the forge stoker if it can't be used while alchemizing) up Jaraxxus' nose. He begins to have a giant allergy attack. I hand him some allergy medicine. A literal allergy medicine that gives him even worse allergies. Needless to say, Jaraxxus sneezes so hard he is sent three thousand feet underground. Now all you see is a bunch of dirt... Allergy inducing dirt... Suddenly you hear a faint sneeze and a yelling that slowly get's louder. Then you see Jaraxxus flying straight out of the pile of dirt, and launch into the air, and falls back down. Needless to say, Jaraxxus is not having a very good day.
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 53%
Soldiers 2/3
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Mine
Library
Alchemies:
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool.
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==Turn 2==
Storm 44/50 ()
Stone 44/50 ()
+2 to Erelye.
Spellbook --o Time Magic == Spellbook of Time 4/6
Spellbook --o Space Magic == Spellbook of Space 4/6
==Action==
Crystal prepares to cut off one of Transcendent Dora’s many (by now) heads. Probably won’t do much, but he’s getting tired of hearing the Dora chorus constantly add voices. One goes silent.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will attack Transcendent Dora with a Black Bolt.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
The Relative: 24/50 ================================================== (+2 from ninjatwist and jondanger)
One-Sided Die && Wands || Arcade Cabinet = Integer Overflow (4/?)Lightsaber || Fan = Multi-Bladed Lightsaber (1/?) A lightsaber with a circular formation of blades that spins like a really really fast fan. Very sharp.
Scribe's Wands && Arcade Cabinet = The Space Invaders (1/?) Wands that can summon video game-related things.
+2 to Ninjatwist.
Pilcrow uses Line Break and Cerberus uses Disruption, passively using Condition!
The Scribe looks at the corpse of the Lesser Dog in sadness. "He had so much to live for... How could you do this to an innocent puppy..." The Scribe holds a funeral for the Lesser Dog, inviting everyone to attend. Somehow, everyone pulls their act together, dressing in all black and preparing speeches to deliver on the Lesser Dog's behalf. Every player shows up, as do every entity and every godmodder. There is no fighting as people talk about the greatness of the Lesser Dog, with the Scribe opening the ceremony.
"He was truly a great example of what a Lesser Dog should be. He wanted to uncover the secrets of how to grow his neck to the fullest of its potential, he was always equipped with the best in battle techniques, and he had a loving family. Truly, this Lesser Dog was a great companion to all that met him." There isn't a dry eye in the funeral parlor as the Lesser Dog's corpse is loaded into a coffin and buried into the ground. Other people make more speeches, but no one can dwell much on them. They are consumed with a feeling of, above all, loss.
The war rages on, but it isn't the same. Everyone's movements are sluggish. Uncoordinated. They already feel defeat, as if there's no reason to fight now that the war's greatest flame has been extinguished. Nothing can be the same without Lesser Dog... But then, there is a massive rumbling. The skies flicker with ghastly cyan energy, and moans emanate from the earth, sounds coming from beyond the veil of death. A ragged hand claws its way out of the ground, the corpse of the Lesser Dog leaping out of its grave.
Its eyes are luminescent, its tail is wagging haphazardly, its flesh is rotting and stale, and its armor is dented. Dried blood covers the Lesser Dog, and as it walks towards everyone on the field, they are met with intensely conflicting emotions. On the one hand, they're extremely glad that the only thing that matters in this world, the Lesser Dog, has returned. But on the other hand, he's now a cold and unfeeling zombie.
The Lesser Dog walks across the field with haggard momentum, going every which way. Everyone backs aside, not wanting to become infected by whatever canine madness is currently in Lesser Dog. And everyone wants to just ignore the obvious question - how is he even a zombie at all? Without warning, the Lesser Dog leaps towards Transcendent Dora, giving her no time to react! The Lesser Dog sinks its teeth into Transcendent Dora, bypassing all of her defenses with blinding speed! Transcendent Dora hits the Lesser Dog away, but she stumbles and falls to the ground, instantly succumbing to the Lesser Dog's form of attack!
It targets Transcendent Dora's very SOUL, affecting her most inner powers and mutating them so that she too knows the beauty and majesty of the Lesser Dogs! There is no known cure for the Lesser Dog's power, for the disease was just invented a few seconds ago! The first symptoms are sudden whitening of the skin and acquiring a glazed expression of happiness. The next symptom is the biggest: your neck starts to stretch to wild heights, abandoning all known laws of growth in living beings and elongating away like a skyscraper. This is exactly what happens to Transcendent Dora, her neck twisting around like a pretzel and her flesh covering the Battlefield as she feels no pain whatsoever.
But this gleeful abandonment and bliss comes at a price - Transcendent Dora's neck is so long that blood can't pass through it fast enough to circulate to her brain, making her brain slow down and rendering her unable to act like a normal human being! Her body doesn't seem to care though, her neck still growing and growing even as her mental faculties deteriorate. Ultimately, Transcendent Dora resembles a Snorlax, unwilling to move and becoming a gigantic pile of flesh with no beginning and no end. Transcendent Dora's neck only stops moving when her brain ceases to function and his heart stops beating.
Then there's a funeral for Transcendent Dora which no one attends.
If someone would help me protect those Zergs I would really appreciate that, I'm out of time.
The Factory is now complete, all the modules are installed :
Module of Good Robot Creation (Level 4)
Module of advanced machining (Level 4)
Module of great cooling (Level 2)
Module of plasma manipulation (Level 5)
Module of energy shield manipulation (Level 4)
The factory will now begin the production of a new unit:
Masix E344
HP:a nice amount
Shield: medium amount
This is a standard warrior bot, has been created with the purpose of being able to operate in all climates, his relatively simple structure allow a faster production,but super heavy materials were used in a perfect combination between agility and resistance, by themselves they are not armed, but come with an included plasma rifle capable of doing his job in killing biological life forms.
The plasma rifle is not included inside of the robot to avoid some construction flaws of the past.
They are capable of managing their weapons well, but a generic AI allows them to use most simple weapons very well, so expect accuracy.
Their AI is nicely made, they will try to take proper cover and they have at least the ability to do not damage allies while fighting.
Thanks to the resents upgrades of the factory the E344 unit posses an integrated shield of energy capable of reforming over time, clearly is necessary to destroy the shield before it is possible to attack the robot.
As I said before 5 drones run in the opposite direction of UserZero and when the distance is at least 1000 they start the process to become new Hatcherys. (so one should need more time to reach them right?)
While one starts the process to become an Hatchery right where the precedent one should be.
I open a portal near the remaining drone, the other end is on the dark side of the moon (yes they can survive in space so the moon is nothing) he starts a new hatchery here, yes no unit produced here will be able to attack as soon they develop the ability to travel through space by themselves, because I won't interfere much with their expansion.
3 Larvas start the process to become zerglings.
Zerg Forces: Unit Cap: 0/8.
Overlord: 10,000/10,000 x1 HP. Being Defended by Protettores. Adds 8 to unit cap.
Hatchery0: 30,000/30,000 HP. Drone Production: [||]. Larvae: 3 Generates 3 Larvae per turn if not at Unit cap. adds+2 to unit cap Starts the production of a Queen a support unit (even without larvae)we got base-rapedHatchery2 ???/30,000 HP (far away from the battlefield)
Hatchery3 ???/30,000 HP (far away from the battlefield)
Hatchery4 ???/30,000 HP (far away from the battlefield)
Hatchery5 ???/30,000 HP (far away from the battlefield)
Hatchery6 ???/30,000 HP (far away from the battlefield)
Hatchery7 ???/30,000 HP (Where the old one should be)
Hatchery8 ???/30,000 HP (On the dark side of the moon)
Spawning pool: 20,000/20,000 HP.
Gains 8,500 HP per turn. When fully healed for the first time, it becomes functional.Done Starts the research of Adrenal glands 130s (+40% attack speed to zerglings) 1/?Zergling x3 24s
Queen x1 50sZerglings
HP= 35 in the original, that is low
Fast note, from a larva will come out 2 zergling
They are the weakest and probably fastest unit in the zerg swarm.
They are really fast, their form of attack is based on their highly developed claws
The spine crawler
HP = 300 (overlord had 200)
This structure is giant spine capable of extending itself for ranged damage, the incredible evolutionary process of the swarm has made this creature capable of piercing even tanks easily.
They are capable of locating themselves on the creep easily changing their position when needed.
Still they stand still when attacking.
(consider that this has 25 damage every 1.8 second, a zergling has 5 every 0.68s, so I'm not joking when I say that this hits strong.
For now I'll just say that the Queen used to have 175 hp and will allow me to create more larvae when it's born.
Charges
IMTE working on Letuuma 6/40
Factory 10/10 +1 from Irecreeper
Complete!
Scolippi 4/5
Module || (laser gun && blank book)= Module of weapons production (Level 5: 2/6)
Module || (repair kit && nanobot) = Module of machine regeneration (Level 5: 2/6)
Balloon Drake
HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Come at me bro. I've got a billion hp.
Inflation: 100%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation.
Same as before. Whenever it takes damage, reduce inflation by damage taken / 2,000. That's assuming a 30 post entity has about 200,000 HP normally.
Breath of Life: Can be used every other turn. Restores 15,000 HP OR 20% inflation. Cannot self target. Costs 5% inflation.
Law of the Clown Car: kills a Lesser Balloon Whelp and gives the Drake inflation equal to the Whelp's inflation/3
And now, we need to make it a little more complicated.
Spawns in with 3 balloon-omancy eggs, each with their own HP bar. They start with 15,000/30,000 HP. If an egg reaches 30,000 HP (The Balloon Whelp has something that might help with that...), it hatches into a lesser balloon whelp.
Lesser Balloon Whelp:
Inflation: 100%. Takes damage/500 to inflation when hit. Deals low damage.
Commands:
The Balloon Drake attacks DORA! AGAIN!
Action:
The Balloon Drake suddenly goes full Hearthstone mode, announcing to everyone:
WARLOCK! YOU PLAY WITH MAGIC BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING!
SO YOU WANTA PLAY WITH MAGIC? BOY, YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR SIPHON SOUL! BUT DO YOU DARE TO USE IT? 'CAUSE I'VE GOT BIGGER THREATS THAN AN 8/8!Balloon Drake used wild magic twice! The Balloon Drake got Sacrificial Pact! I bet you can tell where this is going. SACRIFICIAL PACT ON JARAXXUS FTW!
And yes, please count that as my action, not the Balloon Drake's.
Alchemy and charges:
Finished listEktoplomatin && Duotine && Evaporator = Duotine gas generator 4/6
(Purified Silver && Holy Water && Essence of Light) || GreatSword = TrueSilver Champion 2/6
I was planning on combining all these Hearthstone weapons, but I guess I won't be doing that at least until the alchemiter can handle level 10.
Got +5 total.
The first companion: 41/50
Another Charge: 15/30 (cut down from 50)
+1 to Topazian & Pricey
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Well then, what about a skeleton?
skeleton
HP: 1
Can only be attacked by Dora
Abilities:
spook: Makes itself realize that it is 2spooky, preventing it from attack. [II]
Hey Transcendent Dora, this green pig wants to be a part of you.
I'll stuff the skeleton into dora.
Ender Matrix && Demon Blood Shard = Demonic Matrix (Level 5: 2/6)
Base Alchemiter Upgrade || Hourglass = Alchemiter Upgrade: Temporal (Level ?: 1/?)
29/50 Life
4/20 splat tim
+2 to TheDrivingLlama.
1 Raspberry Pi
1 of any book
1 Empty Taglocks
1 Richard Taglock
1 Popcorn
Bane of Lapis
Ender Matrix
Journal #-1
Black Hole in a Jar
Tome of Knowledge Unwritten
18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
Ultracondensed Wall
=Turn Two=
(43 / 50) A Deck of Cards (+6 total, from FBSN, Pricey and Hezetor.)
+1 to FBSN
+1 to Hezetor
=Action=
I decide that the Soul of the Core is really scary looking, and decide that it must go! I first duct-tape together all three heads, then stab a giant razor-sharp stainless steel spike through all three heads at once, making a kebab. I then add various seasonings, vegetables for added flavor, then shove Ghost Peppers into each head's mouth. The insane heat from the peppers leaves them vulnerable to the VERY HUNGRY crowd of people I just called over...
I then apply a quick flame to the heads (via lava and napalm), and the crowd rushes over to eat the perfectly roasted heads of the Soul of the Core!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Kanohi Hau Nuva: 24/25 (Almost...)
Skarmory: 21/25
(no action. Just charges)
DTG0 Inventory: Radiant Sights, Spellweaver, Thunderstruck, Kanohi Hau Nuva
Mask work: Coming Soon!
BIONICLE Antics
Call Of The Changer of Ways: 30/30 ==============================
Pretty Pretty, Shiny Shiny: 6/25 =========================
+2 to Crystal
The ritual was ready. Bomber pulls out the odd blue tome once more, which now hovers in the air in front of him. It changes color, shape and texture rapidly, dizzying those with a weak mind who look at it. Its flashing between forms rapidly increases as the pages flip on their own. Colors meld together as the book soon becomes a blur. Suddenly, it stops, returning to its normal blue state. Though, it would appear more elegant than before, having gold edges and a more elaborate (yet demonic) design. The book now has a title, with a strange name being part of it. It gives people a headache as they look at it. The inexperienced who lack the ability to read between the lines see a rapidly changing name or title, but there is only one absolute to the name on this book: Tzeentch. The center of the tome's cover now bears a symbol few people have ever seen before.
Cryotheum Dust && Petrotheum Dust = ??? (3/4)
Rocket Hammer || Warmaster Rocket Hammer Schematics = Warmaster Rocket Hammer (3/3)
Alchemy Complete!
The Warmaster Rocket Hammer is simply a stronger Rocket Hammer, implementing a stronger material and a more powerful engine, meaning more thrust when swinging the weapon.
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The EoTB is up. As said yesterday, no new update today.
I'll say this: There is an easy way to get Transcendent Dora out of the picture without having to directly attack her, which is good because she's starting to really snowball. HOW I'll leave a secret for now. Of course, given that she's at lower HP now, it might be the golden opportunity to kill her as well. Really, either works.
==Action==
I quickly summon a Bomb-Omb.
Stats:
1000/1000 HP
1/1 Attack
Abilities:
Pestering Hothead:
When an entity with Pestering Hothead attacks another entity, that entity is forced to attack the Bomb-Omb this turn. The entity with this ability is then forced to explode after a turn, dealing damage to the last entity it attacked, but killing themselves in the process. The entity with this ability cannot be blocked.
Bomb-Omb attacks Transcendent Dora. Here goes!
==Alchemies==
Empty Bottle || Voidmetal = Voidmetal Bottle (Empty) 3/3 [Done!]
Super Mario Maker Sketchpad && Super Paper Mario = Super Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 3/3 [Done!]
Super Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad && Unfair Mario = Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 1/???
Hylian Beam Shield && Potion of Haste = Hylian Beam Shield (Cool) 1/???
==Completed Alchemies==
Super Mario Maker Sketchpad- currently having life-size version mime it
Logic Distortion Remote - currently projecting Super Mario Maker Sketchpad
Bowser Amiibo- consumed making Bowser Amiibo MushroomHylian Beam Shield
Infinite Pie Cornucopia
==Charges==
20/25 Thunderstorm
21/25 Crystals of Al'tuine
+2 to Twin
Can I funnel my 2 25 post charges into one 50-post-charge strength entity?
Please check out my PvP map based around explosions and fire, FireFight!
Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
Dragons n' Stuff
Please click!
29/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique (+1 From Irecreeper; Waiting on new boss appearing)
25/50 Dark Bowser (Beating Alpha/Beta Kretin with 38.5 times Attack and Health)
If Elizabeth stays in the game after getting sucked up into Dora, she uses Ziodyne twice on Jaraxxus.
I hold a bible up to Jaraxxus' face.
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!"I also take the Mega Mushroom, and add it as an ingredient for the Alchemiter. Though I do keep one for myself to use.
Lastly, I open a portal above my head, and numerous artifacts rain down upon it...some recognizable as incredibly evil and powerful artifacts. I absorb them into my body, and my power level increases dramatically
, until itbegins to affect even the normally immune background text. Wait, this isn't my color, nor my font. What's going 0n here?If Elizabeth does not stay in the game, I will RP her exit the following turn...along with my reactions to the new boss and my Dangerous Forbidden Technique. The next post is probably going to be longer than the average EOTB! (Tazz, you are welcome to snip)
Mind letting us know what Dora's secret is after she dies, Tazz?
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Neo Ultima 11/15
Drakunith 3/4
+2 to Irecreeper
I use Crimsonwrath Magic to attack the Captain. My eyes start to glow red.
Senor Banana summons a Chocolate Banana in the Doge's stomach!
Lord Calzerb attempts to do meditation in hopes of stopping his insanity.
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
2/50 Chief of Espionage
1/10 Assault Team Omega
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
I order The Spirit of Motherwill to attack anything that looks like it will attack it.
Since we have not gotten to the guardian yet, i order the Search and Excavation teams and Defence drones to hide in the Spirit. of Motherwill.
Time to wait till we reach our destination.