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Oh okay. It sure is a shame that that poor innocent dummy got stabbed. Good thing that there weren't any ghosts in it or anything. I sure would be sad if Weegee had stabbed an innocent dummy with a ghost in it. Anyways, I throw the dagger away and point out that you're a GIANT HYPOCRITE, for you ALSO made an attack insulting that dagger! The SJW army turns on you and starts attempting to doxx you for... being a hypocrite? Is hypocrisy really that bad? I mean, nobody is ever going to be consistent throughout their entire life. They change. Usually. ...I think I'm getting off track here. Anyways, while they're doing that I give the Soul of the Core more pets, this time wearing Fire Protection -1 gloves. Don't ask how I got those. ...Richard gave them to me? Eh, whatever. Soul of the Core has been pet. *grumble*I'm made of obsidian how the heck am I even supposed to get burned*grumble*
I make a computer and play minecraft on it, and go on the server I'm on which has a computer that went on the server I'm on which has a computer that went on the server I'm on which has a computer that went on the server I'm on which has a computer that went, and so on, making something that's Pro-zero confused and damaging it.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I'm almost completely inactive, in case you're trawling through really old threads and notice me somewhere.
Go search up ROBLOX, its basically Minecraft and Legos combined with circles.
I ask Dora what was her favorite part of the adventure.
Calzerb attacks Eredar Lord Jaraxxus.
Senor Banana shoots homing bananas at the Captain!
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/7/2014
Posts:
72
Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
=Turn One=
(40 / 50) A Deck of Cards (+6 total, from FBSN, Pricey and Hezetor.)
+1 to FBSN
+1 to Hezetor
=Action=
I mourn the loss of the Lesser Dog. He had so much to live for.
...
I had this nice attack typed out for hitting Weegee, but he's dead now. So in a simple act of depression from losing both this attack and the Lesser Dog, I simply cast Rage on one of the Soul of the Core's heads, causing it to get mad and attack the others.
So sorry about the illegal alchemy last turn. I was 99% sure I could do 3 things together.
Tulip && Light Bulb = Solar Shooting Flower 1/?
I promptly get to stabbing myself for my illegal action. The fine for illegal alchemies is, IMO, death. Since a player can't die I will just let my blood flow out of my body until I am empty. I do not know how, but I will turn that into a combat advantage. Somehow.
Transcendent Dora has lasted about 2 turns longer than she should have.
Well. I'll say this, Elizabeth is an otherworldly being who we mortals cannot really understand the thought processes of (though she cannot really understand our own thought processes that well, either). She does have a mind, however, and it's probably safe to say it can be broken. If Dora going down kills those attached (which I guess is the case), I'm still going to say she survives and I will RP her exit from the battlefield. Because, let's face it, she can probably survive anything on the field currently, and possibly anything period.
I, in the meantime, attack Transcendent Dora with SEASONAL ROT!!!
Transcendent Dora is attacked by negative reviews, opinions, and people holding new seasons next to old ones and deeming the new seasons to be inferior.
But anyways... I use a tool similar to Universe Sandbox except what you do in the game translates to what happens in real life (or Minecraft, which is where this takes place) to crash the moon onto the Soul of the Core.
You know what? I'll do it. Marking my second betrayal of the game, I throw a generic dagger at Uzi's back more as a symbolic gesture than anything, and run over to the new ANTI-GODMODDERS!
I have Planned Parenthood attack the hatchery. You know what, lets not go past that, but just say it does damage and/or kills larva. I then investigate the Linked bullets.
"EXOS, we need to investigate these Linked bullets. If we use them, we could take out Richard in real life, preventing him from just respawning somewhere else."
I bring the issue up with the Council of Nine, and also get IRL police involved by leading them to the site, where they find bullet holes in him with no known source of entry. According to at least one of the responses, both Weegee's avatar and his Earth self appear to have merged into a single entity in Limbo, greatly increasing his power.
I jump into the air and punch the Balloon Drake at 1000 km/h. Being a large and durable balloon, this does nothing. The balloon's skin pushes me back several miles, right into a 200 light-year long adamantium crossbow. A cosmic archer loads me in as ammo and draws back the incomprehensibly huge string. The archer pulls the trigger and I am launched towards the Balloon Drake at several million times the speed of light, puncturing a whole through both ends of the balloon and the planet.
Asura: 16/50
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EDIT
I have Planned Parenthood attack the hatchery by forcibly harvesting all the larva and taking them for "research".
Somehow I feel that it isn't the best idea to make political statements on DtG, Crusher
Alright, time to deploy the backup plan that was originally to protect EXOS. I call forth endergy, and use it to create a massive portal. A distinct roar booms out of the portal, and something BIG, something REALLY BIG, is being drawn through it. Yep, I just summoned the End island into the battlefield. Or at least an alternate version of the End. Point is, now there's an enderdragon flying around. Also, parts of the terrain begin to collapse due to the same effect that created the End, causing a 1% chance for a non-airborne entity to be instantly killed via falling in the void when it takes damage.
Stats:
Enderdragon [AG/GS]: 100000/100000 HP. Protected and healed by Ender Crystals.
Ender Crystals [AG/GS]: 10000/10000 HPx16. Heal and protect Ender Dragon.
Enderman Pack [AG/GS]: 100/100 HP x5. Distracts attackers. Only 1 pack can be destroyed per normal attack.
Details:
Ender Crystals: The ender crystals provide energy to the Enderdragon, allowing it to heal itself. Each Ender Crystal heals the Ender Dragon for 2500 HP each round. While any ender crystals remain, the Enderdragon cannot take more than 50000 damage each round. It is nearly impossible to beat the enderdragon without destroying the Ender Crystals.
Dragon's Nest: The Dragon's Nest includes several Dragon Eggs lying around, an (inactive) portal base, and some heavy shields. Its energy allows it to create 2 Ender Crystals each round (up to a maximum of 16), allows it to respawn the Enderdragon in 3 rounds after it dies (unless the core is taken out within that time), and will also spawn 3 packs of Endermen each round.
Enderman Pack: Endermen packs roam around, but they get very aggressive when their dragon is threatened. Attackers attempting to attack the Ender Crystals will have a 10% chance per active Enderman Pack to be distracted by the Enderman Pack, causing their attack to hit them instead. Due to being spread out and using teleports, only 1 pack can be destroyed by most attacks (charged attacks or creative attacks can go around this).
Enderdragon: The Enderdragon itself is a big stronger than previously remembered, mostly because of all the Endergy that was used around the End (and around everywhere else). It has the following abilities:
1) Land: The Enderdragon lands at his nest. The enderdragon counterattacks all attackers for 5000 damage, and recharges the shields of the Dragon's Nest.
2) Strafing Run: Bombs 3 enemies with dragon's breath. Each target takes 5000 damage and the Ender Storm debuff, causing 2500 damage per round for the next 2 rounds.
3) Fireball: Charges up and releases a powerful fireball that deals 20000 damage to a target and inflicts the Ender Storm debuff.
4) Circle: Circles around the End island, using the Ender Crystal pillars as cover. gains a 50% chance to dodge incoming attacks.
5) Void Drop: Charges at an enemy and attempts to knock them into a hole in the world. Automatic kill against non-godmodder entities with less than 15000 health, with the chance being reduced by 10% for every 15000 health above that the entity has. 4 turn cooldown.
6) Suicide Attack: The enderdragon prepares a desperate suicide attack in an attempt to inflict damage on a godmodder. Can be interrupted if the enderdragon takes 50000 damage (or more) on the turn it is attempted. If successful, deals damage to a godmodder, but kills the enderdragon.
The Enderdragon cannot use the same ability twice in a row on 2 consecutive EOTBs.
PS: In case people think this is OP: I summoned a 25000 HP entity on a 2-post charge, so this would have 15x that in HP and damage. Also note that I think the damage is a bit low for this kind of charge.
Idea for a new team name:
Godmodder Slayers [GS]
/null
39/50 This World...
39/50 Has No Need For Gods
+2 Crystal
(Anvil && Stick) && Pottery Shards 1/??
Oh okay. It sure is a shame that that poor innocent dummy got stabbed. Good thing that there weren't any ghosts in it or anything. I sure would be sad if Weegee had stabbed an innocent dummy with a ghost in it. Anyways, I throw the dagger away and point out that you're a GIANT HYPOCRITE, for you ALSO made an attack insulting that dagger! The SJW army turns on you and starts attempting to doxx you for... being a hypocrite? Is hypocrisy really that bad? I mean, nobody is ever going to be consistent throughout their entire life. They change. Usually. ...I think I'm getting off track here. Anyways, while they're doing that I give the Soul of the Core more pets, this time wearing Fire Protection -1 gloves. Don't ask how I got those. ...Richard gave them to me? Eh, whatever. Soul of the Core has been pet. *grumble*I'm made of obsidian how the heck am I even supposed to get burned*grumble*
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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((you know what?? I still don't understand))
I cancel my charge ((can I do that??))
I make a computer and play minecraft on it, and go on the server I'm on which has a computer that went on the server I'm on which has a computer that went on the server I'm on which has a computer that went on the server I'm on which has a computer that went, and so on, making something that's Pro-zero confused and damaging it.
I'm almost completely inactive, in case you're trawling through really old threads and notice me somewhere.
25/25 (Project "Revelation")
1/50 Chief of Espionage
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Suddenly a giant portal opens and thousands of troops advance.
They set up base near The Spirit of Motherwill.
Another dark entity comes up.
??????: The excavation and search teams are here just like planed.
ME?: Good, all shall proceed with not a single hinch.
??????: Operation "Revelations" is a go.
Excavation Team: 10,000 HP
Attack: None
Special: Can excavate, open and explore ancient ruins regardless of how tightly shut it is in up to 3 turns.
Search Team: 10,000
Attack: None
Special: Can search for ancient TAT ruins
Defence Squads: 20,000x10
Special: The entities it guards can not be damaged in any way, shape or form. Gain 1,000 HP per turn. Can guard up to 2 entities.
Can only guard Excavation team and Search team.
I order the Defence Squad to guard Excavation Team and Search Team.
Neo Ultima 10/15
Drakunith 2/4 (SUKARD ALERT!)
Go search up ROBLOX, its basically Minecraft and Legos combined with circles.
I ask Dora what was her favorite part of the adventure.
Calzerb attacks Eredar Lord Jaraxxus.
Senor Banana shoots homing bananas at the Captain!
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
Kanohi Hau Nuva: 23/25
Skarmory: 20/25
Lightning Bolt || Lightning Rod: 6/6 Thunderstruck ready!
I cast a healing spell on a nearby AZ entity. Healing is always good.
DTG0 Inventory: Radiant Sights, Spellweaver, Thunderstruck, Kanohi Hau Nuva
Mask work: Coming Soon!
BIONICLE Antics
It is called AG and it is about killing all the godmodders.
If you want you might join if you do not want you do not have to
/nullpost
=Turn One=
(40 / 50) A Deck of Cards (+6 total, from FBSN, Pricey and Hezetor.)
+1 to FBSN
+1 to Hezetor
=Action=
I mourn the loss of the Lesser Dog. He had so much to live for.
...
I had this nice attack typed out for hitting Weegee, but he's dead now. So in a simple act of depression from losing both this attack and the Lesser Dog, I simply cast Rage on one of the Soul of the Core's heads, causing it to get mad and attack the others.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Well, it might not be called AG (that would trick people into joining it because it shares letters), but the point is still the same.\
/null
Suppression Turrets: 7/20
Telklacki Forcebarrage: 5/5 COMPLETE!
+2 to TwinBuilder.
I supplement DoctorShiny's healing spell with a defense spell that makes the same entity take reduced damage for the turn!
Now that the Telklacki Forcebarrage is complete, I'll likely go on the offensive sometime in the far future...
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
1/50 1/50
So sorry about the illegal alchemy last turn. I was 99% sure I could do 3 things together.
Tulip && Light Bulb = Solar Shooting Flower 1/?
I promptly get to stabbing myself for my illegal action. The fine for illegal alchemies is, IMO, death. Since a player can't die I will just let my blood flow out of my body until I am empty. I do not know how, but I will turn that into a combat advantage. Somehow.
24/50 Dark Bowser (+2 Richard, +1 Ire)
27/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique
+2 Irecreeper
Transcendent Dora has lasted about 2 turns longer than she should have.
Well. I'll say this, Elizabeth is an otherworldly being who we mortals cannot really understand the thought processes of (though she cannot really understand our own thought processes that well, either). She does have a mind, however, and it's probably safe to say it can be broken. If Dora going down kills those attached (which I guess is the case), I'm still going to say she survives and I will RP her exit from the battlefield. Because, let's face it, she can probably survive anything on the field currently, and possibly anything period.
I, in the meantime, attack Transcendent Dora with SEASONAL ROT!!!
Transcendent Dora is attacked by negative reviews, opinions, and people holding new seasons next to old ones and deeming the new seasons to be inferior.
(This is the attack that was focused)
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad kick-starter.)9/25(or 12 if the helping effect works)
The blasting pages || Transmutation field alternator 1/? temp-name 2
If it is finished temp-name 2 && The Reinforcement 1/?
my items
The Reinforcement level 1
The blasting pages level 0
Transmutation field alternator level 0
Book of support level 2
I help the captain twice since he is in the same team as me now.
Use of the book of support to create an entity 2/4
I'll just take a guess at what they were at.
But anyways... I use a tool similar to Universe Sandbox except what you do in the game translates to what happens in real life (or Minecraft, which is where this takes place) to crash the moon onto the Soul of the Core.
Quote: 26/50 +1 from Twin
Making the potatoes...: 12/50 +1 from Twin
+2 to Twin
It's High Noon
21/30 Starters
18/25 Badge 3 engie x2
+2 engie
Bedrock AND Obsidian 2/5
Body Armour AND TM08 2/2
___
If you could put last turn's Battlefield up while you're updating like Twin did, that'd be great.
30/50
18/20
You know what? I'll do it. Marking my second betrayal of the game, I throw a generic dagger at Uzi's back more as a symbolic gesture than anything, and run over to the new ANTI-GODMODDERS!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
...Kinda need the EoTB to have an idea what to do...
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
30/30 Contingency Plan
5/10 Amulet Of Endermancy
5/5 Endermite Sword
+2 NinjaV
I have Planned Parenthood attack the hatchery. You know what, lets not go past that, but just say it does damage and/or kills larva. I then investigate the Linked bullets.
"EXOS, we need to investigate these Linked bullets. If we use them, we could take out Richard in real life, preventing him from just respawning somewhere else."
I jump into the air and punch the Balloon Drake at 1000 km/h. Being a large and durable balloon, this does nothing. The balloon's skin pushes me back several miles, right into a 200 light-year long adamantium crossbow. A cosmic archer loads me in as ammo and draws back the incomprehensibly huge string. The archer pulls the trigger and I am launched towards the Balloon Drake at several million times the speed of light, puncturing a whole through both ends of the balloon and the planet.
Asura: 16/50
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EDIT
Somehow I feel that it isn't the best idea to make political statements on DtG, Crusher
He scream
30/30 Contingency Plan
6/10 Amulet of Endermancy
+2 TT2000
Alright, time to deploy the backup plan that was originally to protect EXOS. I call forth endergy, and use it to create a massive portal. A distinct roar booms out of the portal, and something BIG, something REALLY BIG, is being drawn through it. Yep, I just summoned the End island into the battlefield. Or at least an alternate version of the End. Point is, now there's an enderdragon flying around. Also, parts of the terrain begin to collapse due to the same effect that created the End, causing a 1% chance for a non-airborne entity to be instantly killed via falling in the void when it takes damage.
Stats:
Enderdragon [AG/GS]: 100000/100000 HP. Protected and healed by Ender Crystals.
Ender Crystals [AG/GS]: 10000/10000 HPx16. Heal and protect Ender Dragon.
Dragon's Nest [AG/GS]: 100000/100000 HP, 50000/50000 Shields. Spawns stuff.
Enderman Pack [AG/GS]: 100/100 HP x5. Distracts attackers. Only 1 pack can be destroyed per normal attack.
Details:
Ender Crystals: The ender crystals provide energy to the Enderdragon, allowing it to heal itself. Each Ender Crystal heals the Ender Dragon for 2500 HP each round. While any ender crystals remain, the Enderdragon cannot take more than 50000 damage each round. It is nearly impossible to beat the enderdragon without destroying the Ender Crystals.
Dragon's Nest: The Dragon's Nest includes several Dragon Eggs lying around, an (inactive) portal base, and some heavy shields. Its energy allows it to create 2 Ender Crystals each round (up to a maximum of 16), allows it to respawn the Enderdragon in 3 rounds after it dies (unless the core is taken out within that time), and will also spawn 3 packs of Endermen each round.
Enderman Pack: Endermen packs roam around, but they get very aggressive when their dragon is threatened. Attackers attempting to attack the Ender Crystals will have a 10% chance per active Enderman Pack to be distracted by the Enderman Pack, causing their attack to hit them instead. Due to being spread out and using teleports, only 1 pack can be destroyed by most attacks (charged attacks or creative attacks can go around this).
Enderdragon: The Enderdragon itself is a big stronger than previously remembered, mostly because of all the Endergy that was used around the End (and around everywhere else). It has the following abilities:
1) Land: The Enderdragon lands at his nest. The enderdragon counterattacks all attackers for 5000 damage, and recharges the shields of the Dragon's Nest.
2) Strafing Run: Bombs 3 enemies with dragon's breath. Each target takes 5000 damage and the Ender Storm debuff, causing 2500 damage per round for the next 2 rounds.
3) Fireball: Charges up and releases a powerful fireball that deals 20000 damage to a target and inflicts the Ender Storm debuff.
4) Circle: Circles around the End island, using the Ender Crystal pillars as cover. gains a 50% chance to dodge incoming attacks.
5) Void Drop: Charges at an enemy and attempts to knock them into a hole in the world. Automatic kill against non-godmodder entities with less than 15000 health, with the chance being reduced by 10% for every 15000 health above that the entity has. 4 turn cooldown.
6) Suicide Attack: The enderdragon prepares a desperate suicide attack in an attempt to inflict damage on a godmodder. Can be interrupted if the enderdragon takes 50000 damage (or more) on the turn it is attempted. If successful, deals damage to a godmodder, but kills the enderdragon.
The Enderdragon cannot use the same ability twice in a row on 2 consecutive EOTBs.
PS: In case people think this is OP: I summoned a 25000 HP entity on a 2-post charge, so this would have 15x that in HP and damage. Also note that I think the damage is a bit low for this kind of charge.