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@Babysphee. You are summoning all of these memes. You are upsetting the balance of memes in the world. I recommend you pray to me, the literal GOD OF MEMES to fix this discord in the memeverse. (NOTE: the memeverse transcends all time and space. It is eternal. It is memes.)

I fire a holy meme blast at the SOUL OF THE CORE!

The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 8/20
All the Snakes. All of them. 5/50 (+1'd by you)
Modpack Arm && Gun = Modpack Meme Cannon 2/4
Holy meme spirit && Gun = ??? 1/??

Bloody Knife && Gold Ingots = Golden Murderer Knife 3/3 Finished!
Soulless Heart && Linked Blade && Tainted Essence = Darkheart 3/9
Neo Ultima 9/15
Drakunith 1/4

With my new knife, I stab Kinglon Autocorrect.

Lord Calzerb uses Freeze on the Infernals. Just too easy.

Senor Banana dos a dance, suddenly making a giant banana fly out of the ground and hit Walker square in the crotch. Then a Giant taco hits him, as well as some green energy shirukens. I control tacos too, amigo.

I am pretty sure I want to join AG

Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad kick-starter.)7/25(or 10 if the helping effect works)

Tome of supporting level 2

The Reinforcement level 1

I quickly build The blasting pages level 0(on alchemy who makes you able to blast stuff in various ways from making a wave of poison poisoning multiple people to creating a column of blue fire and throwing spikes at high velocity everywhere(Basically you can choose either to deal one alteration effect or damage and you can target multiple people but then the effect is divided appropriately))

And the Transmutation field alternator(Allows you to turn anything in anything else but some characteristics can not change so for example if you turn a rock into a titan it will make a very frail and inefficient warrior)

Then I start combining the two together: The blasting pages && Transmutation field alternator 1/?

10/25 | Headslide

Seneca is disappointed in the End Sale's performance.

SeNeCa14: Another round in the alchemiter you go!

The End Sale && Machina && Redstone = ??? [?/?]

He then hands The Captain earplugs as bribery.

SeNeCa14: You are going to need them. And if you think you don't, at least don't go near that Dora thing.

Seneca brings a giant subwoofer up to the Transcendent Dora. He plugs in a microphone and starts speaking into it, naturally.

SeNeCa14: Do you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

He then makes the mosty annoying sound in the world as detailed in the spoiler! It gets so loud and annoying that the sound reaches multiple level of existence, creating a sound wave that hits everything, in every timeline, dimension or shadow counterpart of ours in the exact same spot Transcendent Dora is standing. Which ends in an explosion. Transcendent or not, this must've hurt.

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+1 to Twin

Notes

Exams are coming up for me, so I may miss turns. Like last turn.

Alchemies

Unicode 8.0 Code Chart && Spellbook = Codex U8 (3/5)

Weaponsmith's Briefcase > Fine = ??? (1/4)

Charges

Project M06-Internationalization (15/50)

Project M05-NetHack.exe (35/40) (+2 from tc, +1 from Tazz)

+2 to tc2142

Action

I airdrop a giant book on the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect. It contains the contents of every English book ever written, in incredibly tiny print.

Suppression Turrets: 6/20

Phaserifle && Accelerator Module == Telklacki Forcebarrage: 4/5

I motion for the Hunter-Chopper to fall back for a later battle while I support our bulwark over the bridge by using the Battalion's Backup. Two Anti-Zero entities near the front lines will take reduced damage for the turn!

Narration: 5/50.

Redstone Magic Scepter: 5/6.

I summon Lesser Dog. That is all.

The Soul of the Core tries to finish off the Zombie Pigmen group if any are left, and goes into a defensive stance if they all are dead.

Zombenstein: 13/50

Boney: 12/50

The L()rd throws an Anti-Gravity Potion at Transcendent Dora.

35/50 This World... +2 from Topazian

35/50 Has No Need For Gods +2 from Pricey

+2 Crystal

I pet Lesser Dog. I then pet all of the Soul of the Core's heads. ...What? Petting dogs is an incredibly important action to take. Anyways, according to some interesting pieces of information I've compiled it seems that User0, for whatever reason, decided to show up and traumatize Richy Rich as a child with tubas. This horrible dastardliness causes the SJWs on the server to repeatedly attempt to doxx User0. When that inevitably fails, they settle for trying to beat her up, but mistake WeegeeWeArrrr (that's 4 Rs, in case any of you aren't spelling it correctly) for User0 somehow, and beat him up. I then use the magic of Autocorrect to fix the target of Ire's attack. The one right below me.

=Turn One=

(33 / 50) A Deck of Cards

+1 to FBSN

+1 to Pricey

=Action=

I pet Lesser Dog.

I then decide to test the sheer power of Weegee's Blast Protection Armor. I start by getting an army of random volunteers to throw grenades at him. Next, we start firing RPG's at him from every single direction, including FROM THE GROUND. While Weegee naturally tanks all of this, he's kinda slightly surprised to see an experimental nuclear-bomb powered rocket above him! It starts spewing nukes downward, leaving Weegee in a massive crater while the rocketship flies upwards without fragmenting! Then, from up above, thousands of missiles rain down onto Weegee! However, while expecting simple explosions from the rockets, massive bursts of acid spray onto his armor, dissolving it! He's then hit by a firework from above.

25/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique (+1 Irecreeper

19/50 Dark Bowser

+2 Irecreeper

Elizabeth freezes Trancendent Dora with Bufudyne.

Elizabeth goes in a pattern by her own choice, Tazz.

I return, sputtering.

I take Transcendent Dora to a Donald Trump rally. The people there cannot tell the difference between a legal and an illegal immigrant.

4/4 Super Mushroom && HGH: Mega Mushroom

Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad kick-starter.)8/25(or 11 if the helping effect works)

The blasting pages && Transmutation field alternator 2/? results into something I currently call temp-name 1

if it is finished temp-name 1 && The Reinforcement 1/?

my items

People can ask me to create a private discussion involving everyone who wants and the GM(if he wants) and where people will put their Alchemies for easier tracking(or we could create a new thread for that).

After that I watch the book of support and try to see what it summons now that it have a buffing effect(summons made with an alchemy have properties depending on the item you use to summon them)1/4

Then I attempt to convince the captain that he should wait some time because some people might have not understood that we are waiting for confirmation of everybody in AG also for helping him to wait I give him a fancy radio with a song from the seventies if he wants(with music so good you could nearly believe it is a scp).

Hezetor: Oh the creators... anyway better make that queen disappear before they notice...

+2 to Irecreeper

The IMET must be defended, their "house" is telekinetically lift away in the opposite direction of Transcendent Dora.

And since I'm on it.

Hezetor concentrates on the molecules forming the terrible creature, thanks to an incredibly precise telekinetic force and a bit of chemistry knowledge he is capable of disassemble the molecules forming her brain, to be more precise of her cerebellum, this completely stops her from moving. (stun for some turns)

I would like to point out that in case telekinesis is influenced by gravity (and as we all know is not [aha]) the effect started from the inside of the creature so there should be no problem.

Well the creature is stopped...

The 3 larvaes that just born will become 3 new overlords.

So now I got 10 drones right? Well 5 of them starts to run away father they can from the Yggdrasil, as soon the reach a good distance (100 points at least) they start the transformation in 5 new hatcheries.

Zerg Forces: Unit Cap: 5/10.

Overlord: 10,000/10,000 x1 HP. Being Defended by Protettores. Adds 8 to unit cap.

Hatchery0: 30,000/30,000 HP. Drone Production: [||] (I don't think this is still relevant). Larvae: 0 Generates 3 Larvae per turn if not at Unit cap. adds+2 to unit cap

Hatchery2 ???/30,000 HP

Hatchery3 ???/30,000 HP

Hatchery4 ???/30,000 HP

Hatchery5 ???/30,000 HP

Hatchery6 ???/30,000 HP

Spawning pool: 17,00/20,000 HP. Gains 8,500 HP per turn. When fully healed for the first time, it becomes functional.

In the end of turn should become operative.

Drone: ?/? x5 HP

Larvaes x3 Turning into overlords 1/3 25s

@Tazz originally drones used to have 40 HP in comparison a overlord has 200

Charges

IMTE working on Letuuma 4/40

Factory 7/10

Scolippi 2/5

Module || (electromagnetic generator [high intensity low frequency] ) = Module of plasma manipulation (Level 5: 6/6)

Complete!

Module || particle accelerator = Module of atomic manipulation 1/?

Module || (laser gun && blank book)= Module of weapons production 1/?

And I would like to see the preview of:

Portable Factory > fine

Walker: level 1, 399000 damage (UNDER HEAVEN DESTRUCTION did 360000 damage. Eeyup.)

Best Pun Ever: 15/50

Pootis: 6/18 (+2 from UserZero)

+2 to Fseftr

Walker decides to hunt down the WOKA, reasoning that Klingon is a stupid language. This means that he decides to stab the hell out of the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect, since it supports a stupid language. It is stabbed 37 times in the... erm... front(?) part of it's body, then the individual resulting pieces are grabbed and dragged out onto the floor, where, instead of crushing them into dust, Walker... conjured forth a series of phantom rats to devour the pieces of autocorrect. One of the phantom rats scuttles up the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect's body, then dives into one of the exposed wounds, tearing away at whatever passes for internal organs. Some time later, it crawls out covered in autocorrect blood, lands on the floor, and disperses, as do the rest of the phantom rats. Walker heads back to the PZ side of the field.

19/30 Starters

14/25 Badge 3 engie x4, uzi x2

+2 engie

Nail Gun AND Chain Gun 4/4

Body Armour AND TM08 1/?

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The cough was for Tazz.

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Mercury grumbles, and just throws some lit dynamite at doggy.

==Turn 1==
Storm 39/50 (+1 from Generic, +1 from Richard)
Stone 39/50 (+1 from Generic, +1 from Richard)
+2 to Erelye.

Spellbook --o Time Magic == ??? 1/?

Spellbook --o Space Magic == ??? 1/?

==Action==
Crystal pets Lesser Dog.

He then decides to exploit the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect’s weakness to English literature, and pulls out a book by Thoreau. Opening it, he reads, "Let us spend one day as deliberately as Nature, and not be thrown off the track by every nutshell and mosquito's wing that falls on the rails. Let us rise early and fast, or break fast, gently and without perturbation; let company come and let company go, let the bells ring and the children cry- determined to make a day of it. Why should we knock under and go with the stream? Let us not be upset and overwhelmed in that terrible rapid and whirlpool called a dinner, situated in the meridian shallows. Weather this danger and you are safe, for the rest of the way is down hill. With unrelaxed nerves, with morning vigor, sail by it, looking another way, tied to the mast like Ulysses. If the engine whistles, let it whistle till it is hoarse for its pains. If the bell rings, why should we run? We will consider what kind of music they are like. Let us settle ourselves, and work and wedge our feet downward through the mud and slush of opinion, and prejudice, and tradition, and delusion, and appearance, that alluvion which covers the globe, through Paris and London, through New York and Boston and Concord, through Church and State, through poetry and philosophy and religion, till we come to a hard bottom and rocks in place, which we can call reality, and say, This is, and no mistake; and then begin, having a point d'appui, below freshet and frost and fire, a place where you might found a wall or a state, or set a lamp-post safely, or perhaps a gauge, not a Nilometer, but a Realometer, that future ages might know how deep a freshet of shams and appearances had gathered from time to time. If you stand right fronting and face to face to a fact, you will seethe sun glimmer on both its surfaces, as if it were a cimeter, and feel its sweet edge dividing you through the heart and marrow, and so you will happily conclude your mortal career. Be it life or death, we crave only reality. If we are really dying, let us hear the rattle in our throats and feel cold in the extremities; if we are alive, let us go about our business."
He then throws the book at the Wrath.

==Entities==

The Sketched Deathknight will attack Transcendent Dora with a Black Bolt.

I jump into the sky and used my Plasma Katana to fire the sword beam to hit the Soul head.

Something powerful. 3/50

??? 49/50 + 1 from Crusher +2 from Ire and Richard

Elite Swordmaster 27/30

+1 Irecreeper, +1 Talist

My Items

28/50

17/20

I thank people for the +s. I also +2 Crusher.

I build a giant anti-hostile wall. It's giant, and it repels hostiles in the opposite direction of where it was built-that is, in front of the PZs. So, it deflects hostiles to the AZ side.

Also, what faction exactly are those 4 people making? I want info on it...

I look back to Crusher once more. I don't look very amused.

TA: FIRST off, I'd just like to make this perfectly clear. It was probably an honest mistake. MY NAME ISN'T KALARE ERELYE. I am not some guy with purple robes and an insatiable hunger for all knowledge. I'm quite clearly terminalAutocrat. You know, TA? That thing that pops up whenever I type in chat? Yeah, that.
TA: SECOND off, I was the one who performed that therapy, with this, I don't know, psychiatry degree I have, and I can assure you that Richard isn't cured of tubaphobia. Ophiphobia. Forget it.
TA: THIRD off, I'm reasonably certain you don't have any proof that the Council of Nine is doing anything about any sort of problem regarding the 'alpha'. The time-travel hasn't caused a problem because no paradoxes have been created yet. The possibility for them not to occur still exists. Here's a great example of a potential paradox: you killing Richard off at any point in time here, really.

I slap a hand to my face, seemingly exhausted, before turning around, and walking off.

TA: Ugh. I really don't have any patience for this kind of thing. Congrats on the faction, and stuff.

((Terribly sorry about the anger, Crusher. TA doesn't particularly approve it when you call them someone else. No hard feelings meant.))

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I manipulate the ability of the strong nuclear force to function upon and within Transcendent Dora, causing her to break apart into base quarks and pure energy, before reality reasserts itself. I'm feeling rather burnt out at the moment. Week before October 11 writing craze, if you know what I mean. Also, assuming the Lesser Dog has not been mind-controlled over to the other side, I just sort of... pet it telekinetically.

Transience: 5/25 /////////////////////////.
Discord: 5/50 (+2 from Crystal) //////////////////////////////////////////////////.

I get a swarm of W+M1 pyros to lawnmower Dora.

Can anyone remember what my charges were at?