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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
61
Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
==Turn 2==
Storm 20/50 (+1 from Generic)
Stone 20/50 (+1 from Generic) +2 toErelye.
Wand of Basic Spells && Diluted Creation Energy == Wand of Minor Creation 6/6 COMPLETE!
WAND OF MINOR CREATION: An opaque white wand, featureless except for a circle inscribed near the tip. It commands creation energy, although it is somewhat diluted.
==Action==
Crystal blasts Conquest with a series of conjured items from the Wand of Minor Creation. (Bit pressed for time.)
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will try to use Black Bolt on Conquest.
Just in case my spiderbots weren't capable of traversing the chasm, they 'll use their ability to create a gossamer of tungsten carbide (fused with cobalt) and traverse it, so half of the spiderbot create their gossamer while the other half uses them, at the end of the process all of them should be able to reach their target, note in case their original target is dead they will attack the Hoenn Starters.
Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 15/20
Repairing the portable factory 4/5
Module || (fan && ice) = module of great cooling 2/?
Walker is about to attack again, but he is distracted by a completely random and unrelated ICBM being launched from some far corner of the map, landing straight in the middle of the AZ entity army and doing a ballsload of damage to completely random AZ entities. He stares for a few seconds, then shrugs.
Except when the ICBM is intercepted by a portal opening at just the right point in its trajectory and flung into the launch site.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Random thing: I attempt to scan the GameFAQs guide (which goes really fast because I am an AI) for any mention of how godmodders restore their health. After all, we already did 7 damage to Richard during this war, and Richard has to have SOME WAY to recover HP between this war and the original Godmodding war. Maybe I could keep the secret and use it to manipulate one of them?
New Gnu News Gun (Infinite Gnu News Gun) && Noose Gun = New Gnu News Noose Gun 2/6
+2 Crystal
Let's quiz Mewtwo. Screw him, there are plenty of better legendaries. Also his Mega evolutions look ridiculous.
CAT IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ: QUESTIONS 66-70
66. HURRY UP! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! (10)
[AUSTRALIA] [ARMAGEDDON]
[D]
The end of the world is D. Mewtwo knew that too, probably, since he can read minds and such. Screw Mewtwo, I'm calling down meteors upon him.
What a great question. Cats are great. Wouldn't you agree? Mewtwo is indifferent to cats, and I spawn in roughly 50,000 on top of him, all incredibly angry. I then rub Chris here down, moving on to the next question.
69. Are you enjoying the quiz?
[NO] [YES]
[I'M LOVIN' IT!] [LOL, 69]
...This question is stupid. Seriously. I punch Mewtwo in the face for no reason, mostly because this question dares to exist.
Well, the update's done, so I'm editing my post.
I put the Bowser Amiibo ontop of the Super Mario Maker Sketchpad. I now have the Bowser Amiibo Mushroom unlocked!
I continue to use the Logic Distortion Remote to create an identical life-sized replica of the Super Mario Maker Sketchpad that mimics the Super Mario Maker Sketchpad. I create a Bowser Amiibo Mushroom, and eat it. Results are predicta- maybe I shouldn't say that. I eat the mushroom, and turn into Bowser. Rawr.
I create a book with only paper and old versions power then I start turning it into a Book of summoning with magic enchanting powers, ink and a feather(level 0(for the purposes of alchemy) allows you to create an entity who then last some turns and if killed you must still wait the end of those turns before summoning another one and one player is not able to sustain more than one entity at a given time each entity is vastly different from the other and chosen randomly you can charge the summoning of one of those entities to make it more resistant to mind control but it will still be weaker than one normally summoned entity but this book can be combined with other alchemies and then make entities with curious effects(like for example you combine the book with one rocket launcher then the entities might explode)).
Of course if you dislike that you can adjust as much as you want and even remove the summoning power and consider the summoning is only flavor for a damage alchemy.
Then I try using the power of acknowledging for making people know that there is currently a confusion between amount of text and standardized chains of actions with originality(whenever I read two posts of people thinking they are original I see absolutely no difference at all between them and they look all so much exactly identical I have the feeling people always do the same thing)
There is a reason why people says "the shortest jokes are the best" : the more information you write the more information will be unoriginal and look similar to the rest.
That excess information will drown what was original in your post if there was anything original.
Also as a plus the longest is a post the more long it is to read and if you make a post three times longer it will not have thee times more interesting things so the flux of interesting things is reduced.
Right when people are looking confused and are readying to answer back at this polemic speech I attack them making of this post officially the least original possible.
After that I ask if the rule about the fact that the more entities you create in a short span of time the weaker they are still apply?
I'm sorry nulitor, I read this and I couldn't understand any of it. You didn't even Alchemize anything in this post. I just cannot understand this at all.
every self-respecting video game needs a very easy minigame of simon says: 17/25 17/25 (should probably have mentioned DarkSide and Cyber-Jesus +1'd this earlier, but I didn't. Have an edit.)
I'll be perfectly honest with you, UserZero; I didn't hear anything of what you said last turn. At all.
And the part of destroying you was over exaggerated. Yes, I could use it for that purpose, but I actually needed it so I can complete this.
Pit tapes a copy of those words to the back of a contract that reads:
"Upon signing this contract, you, the shopkeeper, hereby agree that you have a sufficiently powerful sentence of words towards one party and agree to this deal: As long as you provide practical services towards one or both parties in whatever setting, you will be given invincibility to both you, the shopkeeper, and whatever area that your shop resides in. The only exception to this is when the plot (not you) decides to close your shop, upon which the contract will be voided on both sides.
Signed, Pit Icarus .
Shopkeeper's Immunity Contract Copyrighted 2010 by Recette
Starting value of actions from me starts at +4 for one because it equates to 2 turns for 1 bonus. And yes, I do have a shop, it's that stall over in that general vicinity.
Capitalism, ho!
UserZero shrugs. She could care less, because eventually you'll be the only side left.
A humanoid Minecraftian with declared affiliation to the Foundation. Despite said declared affiliation, documentation contrary to his claims exists: Namely, he claims proprietorship over the Foundation, contrary to direct evidence from the Administrator, the O5 Council, and eyewitness reports.
As covered above, he has powers similar to the rest of SCP-909-DTG "Ancestors".
==TO BE CONTINUED==
The Captain: Do you really think the public page for the SCP-Foundation would list the actual members? The Captain: Are you really that dumb? The Captain: No wonder its lasted so long without really going public... The Captain: And if you think I don't mean to offend, I'm an old angry man! The Captain: You are a brainless youngun! The Captain: I fully intend to offend you! The Captain: You presume that I have told you the truth in any manner! The Captain: I've probably told you that just to endlessly confuse you as to who the real leader is and further obscrufate it in the process! The Captain: I will thoroughly enjoy confusing the ever-living donkey that substitutes your brain, boy!
Wow, the Captain is a bit of a jerk. That being said, really, given the nature of the Foundation, what evidence can you actually bring to the table?
Slightly less red of a redshirt: 23/25 got +5 total. Got all three of those free +1s.
+1 to Mythic, +1 to Pricy
I look over at the Sleuth quizzically with his strange singing. After that, I use that bag from the SpongeBob movie that holds all the wind to inflate the Balloon Whelp. LIVE MY RANDOM FIVE POST CHARGE THAT I'VE BECOME STRANGELY ATTACHED TO! LIVE!
Alchemies:
Stone Mace && battery && Tesla coil = Charged Power Mace 4/5 Stupid me. That's not what it's called.
Metal box && light bulb && bar of soap && water bottle && black electrical wire && piano keys && water bottle && glove = Ekog Clock 3/6 Is it safe to assume this is level 5? Hello?
5,000 HP / 10% Inflation to the Balloon Whelp!
Metal box && light bulb && bar of soap && water bottle && black electrical wire && piano keys && water bottle && glove = Ekog Clock (Level 3: 3/4)
It apparently got deleted at some point, derp. Regardless, the irony of your comment about this probably being Level 3 couldn't be more apparent. Huehuehuehue.
==Turn 1==
Storm 18/50 (+2 from Tazz)
Stone 18/50 (+2 from Tazz)
+2 toErelye.
Wand of Basic Spells && Diluted Creation Energy == Wand of Minor Creation 5/6
==Action==
Crystal looks at the Ravine. “Great. Flashback to the Glitch much? Well, I’m one to talk. I never even experienced that. Oh well. Bridging time!"
He hammerspaces a massive amount of blocks, before flying to the middle of the ravine and placing them with telekinesis. The bridge that is eventually formed is a monument to having far too much time on your hands, massive archways and bits of decor combining into a supremely gaudy bridge. It’s amazingly wide, encrusted with blocks of gold and diamond, and also made mostly of endstone and obsidian. Crystal then takes some leftover blocks of diamond from the bridge-building and tosses them over to the Captain. “More where that came from. Care to join us?"
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will try to use Black Bolt on Conquest.
Kanohi Hau Nuva 13/25 (waiting) (In theory, I could alchemize Kanohi, but that would rely too much on an obscure reference to the source material.)
Skarmory: 11/25
Magic Gun && Tracer 2/4
I throw large rocks at the Kanto Starters. These rocks happen to be very sharp, and will disintegrate on contact, making a cloud of rubble that will obstruct their target.
[2] Minecraft Focus: A focus that focuses a function on Minecraft. In this case, it would focus the Disguise Kit to disguise as all vanilla Minecraft entities.
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (4/50)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (15/40) (+2 from Twin, +2 from Tazz)
+2 to TwinBuilder
Entity Command
The Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure will attack the Stray Phoenix. Note: It has guns.
Twisty Puzzles Military Base: I plant a single cube tree in its place to honor the Rubik's cubes that died to Generic's stupidity. He will be punished for this transgression against the Rubik's Cube Order. If the Allegiance Meter was still a thing, the AZs would have lost most of their points for his stupidity.
Action
I transmute part of the bridge to chlorine gas with SCP-4822-DTG.
Dark Times: A black watch with a variety of buttons. MOst are used to screw around with the watch, but a few buttons allow you to turn invisible! this rolls in all three invisibility types of the standard invis watches, but they recharge on the same battery.
Knowledge of Lies and Liars && Ray Gun: Gun of Stupidity. Shoots stupefying rays. 1/??
And now what you've all been waiting for...maybe. I'm not really sure.
A loud noise and a small shadow come from the direction where the battle started.
“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s ELIZABETH!”
I face palm. “Oh, brother. Didn’t I tell you to wait?”
“I got bored. Besides, didn’t you charge me to the point you originally were supposed to?”
“Yes, but you’re too powerful for such low charge. The OP scale-”
Elizabeth’s whimsical face hardens. “Such parlor tricks can GET STUFFED!”
“My goodness, you’re a handful. Fine.”
Elizabeth turns to the battlefield, recently covered in fruit, but now a chasm once again. “Allow me to introduce myself. I am, ‘She who governs power.’ I know you all well. I am here because of a certain wish: to face the strong, and create bonds, in order to become stronger. I wish to save a certain person from a prison. Now please, show me your potential!”
She takes out a large book, and opens it to a page in the middle. “Your fate is in the cards!” PERSONA!
Elizabeth Enters the Battle!
HP: 20,000/20,000
Skills: Game Limitations
Can only be attacked once per turn, and cannot take over 9999 damage in that one attack.
Boss Rules: Gets to attack 2 times per turn, during my attacks.
Immune to status ailments, because Altus is unfair.
Soundtrack Override: All my major entities have this skill. All background noise that is normally present in Minecraft is replaced by a certain song. In this case, it's this.
If subject to an attack she (I) deems unfair and has over 0 hp after the attack, she will respond with Diarahan-Megidolaon (Things not to do). Something over the level of 2000 damage is OP, if she survives.
Has a moderate amount of defense; the most any single attack will probably do is 500. Except for the ending attack, once Elizabeth gets to below 5000 health, the damage resistance is removed. So you’d better get her down quickly.
Avatar of Power: She cannot die. She will not die. After her health is depleted, she ends the fight, and will leave the battlefield, but she is not dead. She is probably the single most powerful entity that has ever been summoned, but she’s only interested in a challenge, so she's not going all out by bringing all the power in the multiverse to bear. Yes, she can do that. Note: This ability is here for 2 reasons: First, I want to RP with her after she's defeated. Second, this is based off of her boss fight, where she is VERY MUCH ALIVE after her health bar has been depleted.
Attacks: Physical attacks that do decent damage.
Agidyne, Bufudyne, Ziodyne, Garudyne. These are basically her calling down elements upon someone.
4 related attacks that do a good amount of damage to one enemy on the field. These attacks have an element that affects damage: Fire, Ice, Lightning, and Wind respectively. Elizabeth will not attack someone who’s immune to the specific type of damage. If everyone on the enemy's side is immune, she casts Megidolaon (Things not to do). If she can exploit a weakness, she can. This is going to cross the chasm.
Persona switching: Elizabeth switches between Surt, Jack Frost, Thor, Cu Chulainn, Nebiros and Masakado. The first 4 allow her to use the elemental attacks above, but Nebiros and Masakado do something different.
Nebiros uses status moves that either poison or fear the enemies. Poison is poison, pretty simple. Fear status means that all attacks against the enemy are crits, and the enemy has a 50% chance of not attacking. If an enemy is feared, she has a 1/3 chance to use Ghastly Wail. This is an Insta-Kill on any Feared opponent, no questions asked.
Masakado uses Megidolaon: This move does an automatic 9999 damage to every enemy unless blocked. The way to block it is for Uzi to block it during the EOTB. Uzi cannot do anything other than block for that turn, or else the block does not work. That block prevents all damage Elizabeth does that turn, including from her other attack. For everyone’s sake, including my own, I will state when she switches Personas.
Pixie is a special persona. She brings it out when she is attacked with an overpowered skill that does not take her out, or if she is below 5000 HP after using Masakado. It uses one spell: Diarahan. This is a full heal that brings her back to 20,000 HP with no consequence. If a skill does over 2000 damage to her, and she survives, then prepare for this. Followed by a Megidolaon (Once again, things not to do).
Note: I removed two personas, the ones that use Mamudoon and Mahamaon, which are instakill attacks that have a 25% chance of hitting each enemy. If you want, I can put them back in, but that makes this boss more powerful than I’d like. She's supposed to be powerful, but that's just not fair.
If she’s too powerful, Tazz, tell me, and I’ll take out Nebiros from the rotation. Altus, here's to your annoyingly difficult super bosses.
"I make my living as an elevator attendant, but...
I know several effective ways of inflicting pain.
Don't worry, I'm not as fragile as I look. Try to kill me...if you can."
Current Persona: Surt
Lineup: Jack Frost, Thor, Cu Chulainn, Nebiros, Masakado
Move: Elizabeth uses Agidyne on a random PZ entity.
Also, Tazz, when was the retcon? I don’t recall. As far as Alpha is concerned, he’s Richard's split personality based in Minecraft, and thus is basically a Godmodded Minecraft avatar. Piono, I cannot recall the backstory of. Richard, on the other hand, barely survived the destruction of his house. Remember the end of Act V? His house was destroyed, and he was presumed dead, only to have the thing that ALWAYS happens when someone is supposed to be buried and no one looks for the body. (Hand reaching up through the ground yada yada.) He has one heck of a powerful spirit, and a moderately powerful physique, but I wouldn’t consider him anything other than human. Uzi, through your silence, and her actions, has shown herself to be at least partially inhuman. That's what I was talking about. No one is normal per se, but Uzi's been modified somewhat.
Knowledge of Lies and Liars && Ray Gun: Gun of Stupidity (Level 0: 1/1)
Gun of Stupidity: While it does shoot stupifying rays, it also makes the wielder dumber with every single shot. Mutually unhelpful to all sides.
OK, let's be clear: the Pixie thing is overpowered. The full heal is absurd with her level of self-imposed defense, and Medigalodion's one method of stopping it is ridiculous in and of itself, never-mind that going over a level of defense that turns her all but nigh-invulnerable unless the PZs want board-wipes is straight-up dumb. I am outright removing it from her powerset-she will now simply stop taking damage when she gets to 5,000 per turn, capping off at that exact number, and yes, this means she can take multiple hits per turn. (As for Masakado, his Medigalodyne will take 5 turns to charge, meaning it's only available once every 5 rounds, and will do the listed damage of 9999-which is not an instant kill here.). The only other issue is that the Chasm is too long to attack over with anything. Well, unless it can fly (and Elizabeth can't fly). When I say that literally everything else, including her low-chance instant kill spells (granted, she's only getting Hama and Mudo and not their Ma-on counterparts), are completely OK, you know that ONE thing is OP (yes, you can include those two as long as they're single-target). She's a mandatory kill as far as PZ players are concerned, not the completely optional Bonus boss that she is in her home game, so it's ridiculous to give her the abilities I targeted, as that makes her fight incredibly complicated for a 25-post charge. Wilson, the strongest entity to date (in terms of gamplay), did not NEARLY have the amount of defensive gravitas that you intended to give Elizabeth, and had twice the charge and five times the effort put into him.
I am the decider of all things OP in this game, mate.
Minecraftians are Minecraft Avatars that went completely independent of their player for various reasons, including meeting him or completely leaving the influence of the player's computer through various means. It's completely independant of Godmodding. Piono and Eric are the best examples of this: Eric was the operator of Piono, but the former was a multiversal being so he later met Piono, which caused him to turn into a Minecraftian. Or he just became one along the way, I don't follow Pionoplayer's canon to that extent, but I do know that Piono became a Minecraftian BEFORE becoming a Godmodder. By your version of the canon, this is impossible.
You're also kind of forgetting that the explosion was the nearly-instant detonation of literally infintie computers (thus literally infinite explosive poewr) and empowered by a reality-warping virus, itself having the power of a whole planet's corruption. Some Great Ones (Think Cthulhu and his rough equals in power) have been taken out with a lot less, in comparison. Yeah, a normal man would have been vaporized from that.
I offer the captain the choice of any mask of power/Kanohi I can provide, subject to some limitations, to be provided at a later time.
The Captain: That'll be great for the Foundation's purposes, honestly. The Captain: More stuff to study, and I have a bad feeling what we've learned will start becoming very useful all too soon...
Encylopedia AND Book of Time = Book of Knowledge M 3/3
Welcome Basket AND Dire Hit = Critical Gift M 1/?
___
Alright... Mercury examines, and talks to if possible, the souls of limbo.
>Tazz: Clarify whether free +1 and 2s are for each charge or not.
The Souls of Limbo are formless, gray, and moan in incomprehensible languages, but you can get the gist of their desires: They want to be free again.
Book of Knowledge: Basically, this is a completely accurate version of Wikipedia. You will somehow have to find the relevant page in the book to get what you need to know, but once you find it, the information will be accurate.
Welcome Basket && Dire Hit = Critical Gift M (Level 3: 1/4)
Well, time to wait until these can use their specials. Attack random PZ's for now, Essence and Spirit.
Fourth Wall && Black Hole in a Jar = Ultracondensed Wall (Level 5: 5/6) Bane of Lapis && Journal #-1 = Tome of Knowledge Unwritten (Level ?: 1/?)
Anti-Tuba Gel && Optic Implant = Anti-Tuba Optic Implant (Level 1: 2/2) DONE
Well, take it anyway. Only use it if something like that giant tuba happens again.
12/50 Life (+2 from TheDrivingLlama, +3 from Tazz)
+2 to TheDrivingLlama.
1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
Anti-Tuba Optic Implant: This allows you to...Not see Tubas. Really. That's it.
Bane of Lapis && Journal #-1 = Tome of Knowledge Unwritten (Level 4: 1/5)
Zappy: (Also, things that were there but haven't been noticed/unused/cut are in RED within spoiler)
HP: 45,001
Abilities:
-Smart: Will avoid using attacks that could end in disaster for anyone but his enemies. If it would hurt foes and foes only, then he will do it, except in special situations.
-Laser: Gains 1 charge per round, max. 5. Can use up any amount of charge at any time. Deals laser damage. Different amounts of time give different attacks:
+Charge 1: Simple Laser: small amount of damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Wide Laser: Small amount of damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Laser Shotgun: Huge damage to foes in melee range, Scattered at longer range. Risky, will only use if the situation is dire/there's an opening
+C4: Laser Sniper: Long-range, 10% chance to crit, otherwise does moderate-high damage.
+C5: DEATH LASER: Terrifying damage to one foe. Mid-range.
-Thunderstorm: Like Laser, gains 1 charge/round, maximum of 10. Yes, it's more powerful than laser. He's a storm fish, what do you expect? Deals Lightning damage. Like laser, can use up any amount of charge at any time. Here's the attacks:
+Charge 1: Jolt: Small damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Shock: Deals small damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Volt Barrage: Deals small damage to up to 5 foes. Might miss (50%). Fires 10 shots. Mid-range.
+C4: Fry: Medium damage to a foe. Burns the foe. Mid-range.
+C5: Chain Lightning: Deals high damage to one foe, can jump between foes to deal half damage to them. This can repeat 5 times, each jump halving damage again and again. Close-range.
+C6: Shockwave: Doesn't deal damage, but pushes the target entity into being the last one attacking in the EOTB. Mid-range.
+C7: Bolt: Calls down a bolt from the heavens, dealing high damage to an opponent, and collateral damage to those that happen to be near him. Long-range.
+C8: Darken Skies: Calls forth a thunderstorm, darkening the skies and making lightning strike randomly. Changes weather to Thunderstorm for 5 turns.
+C9: Thunder Roar: Slightly damages all entities of a certain alignment. Close-Long range.
+C10A: THE GODS ARE ANGRY!: The nuke of Zeus. When activated, creates so many natural disasters you wouldn't be able to count them. Nature's balance goes out of whack, causing random thunderstorms to appear for the rest of the game, causing a massive ravine to appear between all alignments, and volcanoes erupting everywhere, causing massive fires. All of this nearly murders Zappy, as his little body cannot handle such power. He only hangs on by a thread (1HP). Usable only once. Unstoppable.
+C10B: AMP PLAINS: The ground becomes electrified for 5 turns, badly hampering grounded enemies by removing 10% HP per turn. Halves Zappy's current HP.
-Basic attack: Fin Boomerang: Very slight damage to one target. Mid-short range. Physical damage.
-Hide!: If his HP goes below 15%, he will attempt to hide behind the clouds, increasing his evade (20%). In the meantime, he doesn't attack or charge, but heals for 1000HP/turn until back to 1/2 HP.
-gorillaing Airborne!!! Apparently, I couldn't make this plain enough. So here. This was here the entire time, no joke.
-Able to use certain equipment.
-Current charges:
+2/5L, 2/10T
===================
Zappy, apparently unable to cross the ravine, just nests in Justin's pocket. And looks absolutely adorable doing it, too. +1L & T (Like I said, increases charge every turn, even when idle. Just not when he's healing.)
Justin (Pilot) notices the ravine. But because he's freaking airborne, he merely just flies over and fires his guns at Conquest. Might as well make use of flight, eh? +5% skill.
I sigh. Loudly.
Ugh... seriously? I REALLY have to put up with this? Pah, fine then.
I water a strange sapling with... ugh... blood... in order to make it grow. It's a very odd one. It kinda looks like the small trunk is made of a small sword blade, and the leaves made of more knife blades. The branches are literally even more sword blades. That's a lot of blades!
+...3 seconds later...+
The "tree" has fully grown to a size greater than any sword the world's best bladesmith could ever hope to create. It's very tall as well. It weighs more than an average log. It was so tough, even a diamond axe could never chop it down. Or almost any axe, for that matter. I use a special, atom-distorting axe to chop it down. Purposefully, I chop it in such a way to make it fall away from the chasm. I then fix a hilt onto the base of the tree.
Hrrrrrgh...
The bloody thing barely budged.
YRRRRRRGH....
I try even harder to get it to budge. I get it a little higher off the ground. But I would never be able to get it overhead... without some form of aid.
I activate Malice's ragemode. Raw strength flows through me... My eyes turn pure red... I lift the blade once more...
YRAAAAAAGH!!!!
I managed to get the massive blade over my head. With the massive blade overhead, I walk towards the chasm, preparing to swing it.
This blade shall bridge this gap!
As I get to the chasm's edge, I jump high into the air, and prepare to slam the tree... blade... thing... across the chasm to bridge it. The aftermath? A thundering sound. Doesn't do much, but was kinda startling. The knife-leaves also all fell off into the chasm. My strength fades.
Oof... well, at least that wasn't as painful as last time. And seems I could control it now, I'd say it hits home.
+1 to Pit, MegaMinEr
I DID notice Zappy was Airborn, which is why he could hit the Soldier that round, as otherwise the Chasm would have stopped him. I just, forgot to put that down, as I am sometimes stupidly prone to. Derp.
(11 / 50) A Deck Of Cards (+4 total from Richard, Redstone)
+1 to Pricey
+1 to Redstone
=Action=
First off, the Sleuth turns towards the Veteran. cc: "Shut up, my singing's okay-ish. And so is that song." He then looks towards The Captain.cc: "Now if you excuse me," the Sleuth continues, "I have someone to visit."
I build a small enclosed box (with a window), and switch Old Valkryie to Helicopter Rotor Scythe Mode, and stick it to the top of said box. I then fly over to The Captain.
cc: "Hello again, Captain!" The Sleuth says with glee, forgetting about being hard-boiled and stuff like that.
cc: He then takes on his general, more serious tone of voice. "Good to see you again."
cc: And with a quick toss, a massive bag of not-plot device candy corn lands in his hands.
cc: The Sleuth then tries to spark a conversation with his old friend. "So, you own / work for the Foundation? What's it like?"
After whatever sort of discussion happens, the Sleuth says his temporary goodbyes, and flies off towards the other side of the Crevace. Suddenly, the rotor jams, and the makeshift helicopter slams into Conquest, and explodes!
If I possess control over the Chipian Forces, I get them to attack the Hoenn starters!
+2% Bribe!
The Captain: Mentally Taxing. Anything else would be best left unsaid.
The makeshift helicopter's jamming makes it fall like a rock into the Chasm...
azz the Godmoder has fought before... Of their own will... Just saying. Also, it's not like "I" was responsible for it. These are completely levelheaded people choosing to fight of their own volition, stop making assumptions it's not your job. You can't stop me from making things up! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA nah I'm cool. Anyways, back to regularly scheduled posting.
New Gnu News Gun (Infinite Gnu News Gun) && Noose Gun = New Gnu News Noose Gun 1/6
+2 Crystal
Alright, one more PZ kill and we'll have them on the ropes. Alas, it looks like Weegee is deciding to be a "boss". Hah. ...You know, I kind of wonder why 2K always appends numbers to people's usernames. It's not that hard to get the one you want, sans numbers. Even less so considering Richard's supposed connections. Whatever, this war already had plenty of contradictions to begin with. WHAT'S ANOTHER FED TO THE RETCON GODS? ...Nah, no such deities exist. Besides, just look at my charge names. Clearly I'm not much of a theist. Anyways, back to the basics. And by basics I mean let's quiz Weegee to death. CAT IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ: QUESTIONS 61-65
This is an entirely too obscure question. Who the hell even uses MSN Messenger in this age? I mean it's going to die in like. 2 years. Relative to "now", anyways. It's the thumbs up icon, by the way. No clue who'd've guessed that. Uh. I also call down lightning and a sheep stampede(Do sheep even stampede?) onto WeegeeWeArr.
I click the moss. Lisps are stupid. I then make WeegeeWeArr sew a quilt big enough to cover ZeroCraft in while he's being crushed under that statue and I'm flogging him with that thimble. Needless to say, he does terribly at it since Minecraftians don't have any opposable digits with which to sew properly. I berate him for his failure, and make him mop up the entire Chasm. He doesn't know how to, and I tsk at him for being such a miserable excuse for a Godmodder. I mean really, how terrible can he be. If he somehow does, I congratulate him on a job well done, then pull one of his eyes out and smash his head in with a brick of gold.
63. What are Chicken McNuggets made of?
[100% CHICKEN] [TASTELESS WHITE FILTH]
[SOIL] [WIN]
The answer is clearly tasteless white filth, but that was obvious. WeegeeWeArr complains, since his favorite food is Chicken McNuggets. I berate him for his horrible taste and make him eat 500 blocks of dirt while writing a 50-page essay about why Chicken McNuggets suck.
64. Which is true?
[PSP > DS] [DS > PSP]
[PSP = DS] [EGG >28]
I select EGG > 28, and WeegeeWeArr complains that that doesn't make any sense. I tell him to shut up, but agree with him since Splapp-Me-Do himself said it wasn't supposed to and that there's no logic behind the puzzle. Anyways, I force 29 raw eggs down WeegeeWeArr's throat, giving him salmonella.
Oh come on this is just silly. I click "largest" and move on with my life. This isn't even anything meaningful.
New Gnu News Gun (Infinite Gnu News Gun) && Noose Gun = New Gnu News Noose Gun (Level 6: 1/7) Wah wah wah.
WeegeeWeArrrr is an Impossible Quiz veterean! He solves the questions before you even get to read them!
I should also mention that all your charges previously have also carried over, meaning that DarkSide has officially obtained the first action from me. Just give me the command and I'll follow suit.
I hope there's not a third post after this that actually contains everything.
I keep Crusher48 busy by using the +2 I got from UserZero (since for all intents and purposes I am Crusher48's character until I leave, that means that I count as a PZ player and thus can get the charges UserZero gives out regularly for being a PZ). I then take all the loot I got from UserZero and put it in a pile marked "DEADPOOL'S LOOT". If someone steals from it, they could use it to bribe somebody or hire {REDACTED} or whatever else they want to do with the cash. And I left it with no protection because I am really short-sighted.
DEADPOOL'S LOOT [N]: 50000/50000 HP (every 1000 damage equals +1% for bribing)
I then troll Richard by reversing the text in his stat bar. I honestly dont know what that does to his in-game properties, but it should probably be fairly funny.
So I somehow survived a 50-post charged attack, and now I have way too much endergy. So much, in fact, that Deadpool decided to leave my part of this post alone to avoid contamination. Time to upgrade my abilities to increase endergy storage (note: I was planning to do this anyways). Also, some alchemy operations:
Ender Pearl || Art Of War = Tactical Maneuver Pearl (TMP) 1/???
Grappling Hook Pistol && Ender Pearl = Ender Hook 1/???
Tactical Maneuver Pearl: Allows the user to teleport an allied entity to gain a tactical advantage.
Ender Hook: A specialized teleportation device that shoots out a modified ender pearl at high velocity, teleporting the user to the location aimed at. The system also has compensators that nullify fall damage that would be sustained from normal ender pearls.
System Upgrade Lvl 1: Upgrades systems using endergy, allowing EXOS to either gain a new ability or upgrade an existing ability. Cost is equal to the combined level of all current abilities (currently 7).
UserZero did NOT give you +2 because you, Crusher48, are Neutral. Not PZ.
UserZero instantly destroys the L00T but she destroys it so hard she only gets -10% for bribing!
The Update Terminal instantly fixes the issue!
EXOS's attempts to generate a Capacity upgrade that large fail! Yeah, that is a bit much, mate, from 20 to 60. You manage to upgrade it to 30, though, which works well enough in this case.
The L()rd signals Maniac to jump behind the PZ's. The L()rd then throws an ender pearl in an arc towards Maniac. Maniac jumps towards it and kicks it in such a powerful way that Chun Li would've cried in shame. The ender pearl flies straight into Conquest. The L()rd appears and slices Conquest with Dark Reach, the combined force of the ender pearl being kicked increasing the force of the slice.
i set the Hoenn Starters on fire with a Degreaser, then promptly run away and built a level-three sentry built of Flare Guns and Scorch Shots, exploiting an odd quirk that allows them to retain there crit-on-fire powers in minecraft. i then charge them with 2 Diamond Postal Pummelers, whilst the Flare-Gun-And-Scorch-Shot-Sentry keeps them on fire and damaged. i then summon a bow from Freak Fortress 2, which just happens to be perma-critboosted and shoot them, causing a few boatloads of damage. Usage of the words "boatloads" causes a few boats (which just happen to be carrying loads of oil on them) on the Hoenn Starters. i then fill the Topaz Frying Pan with lava and dump it on them, for good measure.
Factory; producing spambots.
(2000 hp in groups of two, interrupts PZ attacks. )
Bomber pulls out the blue book again, its cover ever-shifting as usual. It was a real mental strain for some of you to look at. He flips a few pages ahead and mutters a few words from it. Nothing much happens, but its mystery name is now a strange jumble of letters. The charge color has also changed.
Bomber thanks TSFHISEPIC for the Bonesword, which he promptly stashes away in a rift.
The Chasm posed a great problem to progress, as it created a quite literal rift between the two sides. The better news is that it would also defend his side from the majority of the others' attacks. This would give him more time to prepare or regroup. Since it is currently impossible for the Grim Patrons to cross the Chasm and attack any PZ entities, he orders them to defend the Mole Machine. They will Retaliate the best they can against anything that tries to attack them or the Mole Machine, but probably will only be able to do so under specific conditions considering The Chasm.
Bomber, in the mean time, sets to work on trying to repair The Mole Machine some. He pulls out a Mechanical Repair Kit and gets to work, welding the frame back together and tightening bolts. He also ensures that the portal is still relatively stable, and makes a few adjustments to the Coordinate Dimensional Ripper to make sure everything is A-OK. He puts the kit away, satisfied with his work. Hopefully the thing holds up for a little while longer.
"doggy, I need you to finish off Conquest with your lasers, alright?"
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doggy then fires deudly eye lasers at Conquest, the red hot beams theoretically crossing The Chasm and dealing a fair amount of damage. Provided this attack works, doggy will soon start gaining focus with his laser, causing more damage to Conquest each turn for as long as he lives. If this attack doesn't make it across The Chasm, well, it was worth a shot.
Da Shooty Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 2" = Da Shootier Bolter (Level 4: 3/5)
UNDER HEAVEN DESTRUCTION: 13/50 (+2 from UserZero, +2 from delayed updates, +2 from Fseftr)
Best Pun Ever: 2/50
+2 to Fseftr
Walker growls at being unable to target the Terror Creeper, and decides to take his anger out on the Noob King... who seems to be the only thing thus far that hasn't been utterly terrified of Walker's mere presence. The two raise their swords and meet on the battlefield, the animatronic having used his leg strength to leap the entire way over the chasm with little difficulty prior... then swords clash. What would normally be a battle over in a matter of seconds is somehow dragged out to take almost an hour as the two parties exchange slashes, stabs, slices, and all sorts of various other attacks at each other, always ducking, dodging, parrying, and blocking to halt those attacks in their tracks. Astonishingly, the two have enough stamina to keep on fighting for far longer yet, and they do, an endless cycle of sparks flying off of their swords and scattering onto the grass beneath, a ring of fire sparking up around Walker and the Noob King. It Has To Be This Way starts playing, for some reason, as the two continue their impromptu duel, still incapable of landing a hit on the other. As the flames climb higher, still, it seems, nothing will result... until the Noob King starts to tire, sweating from the heat. Walker, due to being an animatronic, doesn't give a damn about it, and continues battling as normal, slowly, surely, overpowering the Noob King, until at long last, a hit is scored, as Walker lands a slash, the I Don't Even Know Yet biting deep into the Noob King's side. Having managed to draw first blood, Walker chuckles, then winds up, and stabs the Noob King straight through the chest, piercing something vital. The full battle, in all the glorious detail, shall sadly remain forever incompletely written down to the scholars of future days... but if they had known what had taken place, then surely, they would have revered it as one revers a masterpiece of artwork, for that was what it truly was.
In the past/present/something, Walker calmly walks (haha) back... to the chasm separating the battlefield, then, with a dismissive hmph, leaps straight over it again, landing firmly back on PZ territory.
A massive blast of lava nearly incinerates you, but you somehow airjump away before you melt from sheer heat! Looking down below, you see...Something in it. You're not sure what, but it looks angry.
I pull out a gun. But this is no normal gun. This is a gun that shoots guns. It's also a pain to load. I shoot Userzero and the gun flies across the chasm and bounces of Userzero and it the chasm.
00C: Back in DTG2, combining Nightmare Fuel, Indigo Flames and Dream Powder resulted in Cerebredust, a level 5 alchemy. I'm 0K if you change that, because Biumbra having swallowed a Demon Soul is much fancier than having swallowed Cerebredust, but i'm just letting you know.
CEREBREDUST: A powder that flickers with light blue, dark blue, and black. It has the power to reveal secrets of the mindscape and incite pure dreams and nightmares in others, making it useful as a crafting ingredient for mental items.
Stopped by the Chasm!
This game's Alchemiter is different.
The Neutral alignment is technically not really a faction and technically the side he's already on, in a sense. This means he's being bribed not to take a side. +2 Bribing (since at this point the Bribing was tipping to PZ).
Ender Pearl || Art Of War = Tactical Maneuver Pearl (TMP) 2/???
Grappling Hook Pistol && Ender Pearl = Ender Hook 2/???
-Deadpool was here, gorilla YOU, YOU IMPOSTER MAKING ME LOOK UNCOOL-
So apparently Deadpool was here and stopped whatever happened. Apparently this is how he does it. I don't see Crusher's bit on EXOS, so apparently his post-stops can also cancel Entity Orders.
Rashki drops a single steel sheet across the chasm, and nails it down on both sides, and if an entity destroys, or attempts to destroy the bridge, Rashki hits them with his interdim. pocket watch
The Cavalry (x28 automatons) 9/50 (+2 from Nimble,+1 from Tazz)
Y commits surgery on an innocent crash dummmy, giving it a complete skeleton constructed out of TNT, a bloodstream filled with nitroglycerin, and a nervous system out of gunpowder. He then shoves the crash dummy into the Flaming Flying Car.
Y then uses countless other less explosive crash dummies glued to each other to bridge the Chasm.
Meteor Staff && 0bsidian && Nebula Fragment 2/X
Solar Monolith 4/15
SCP-882 4/25
You can't target the Flaming Flying Car because of the Chasm!
Description: A large scepter that fizzles with electric powers of Redstone, able to manipulate circuitry offensively.
Electron stares across the Chasm she created, wondering how to get past it. She pulls out the Redstone Torch Machine Gun and fires a volley of Redstone Torches onto the other side. The blocks then auto-place themselves, creating a platform of Redstone Torches. Which would be great, if you could actually, you know, step on those. Luckily, a random Command Block falls out of the sky somehow and activates, turning the blocks to Obsidian.
Bazaar Bargain && Ender Pearl = The End Sale (Level 2: 3/3)
Seneca brings a cement mixer to the chasm to fill it with cement. After about two hours he finally realises that the chasm is too big to be filled with cement and uses the leftovers for the bridging.
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+1 to ninjatwist
The End Sale: A nasty dark-green rifle. It drips with an odd black liquid. It appears to be Ender Jarate, which causes anyone coated in it to teleport around completely at random.
Ram Horn && Dog Whistle = Horn of the Huntsman 3/3 COMPLETED
I blow on my new HOTH, summoning a bunch of Honey Badgercudas (they can breathe air and walk) as gifts to the captain. They are completely obedient to him but will defect to me if he is turned to the PZ side of the fight.
Horn of the Huntsman: A horn that can summon and instantly tame any tamable creatures within earshot when blown.
After absorbing energy Hezetor is ready to use it.
This is not much but will do the trick.
Said so he puts his hands together, while he moves them slowly a mute sound seems to come the centre of the void that is creating between his hands.
After a while a minuscule source of light is seen in the middle, striving to maintain this light alive his hands starts to tremble while a drop of sweat falls from his forehead.
The light grows brightness while his hands are starting to contort. In a second the light stops to grow and his hands return to calm.
Keletìha nodu
Kuter gre et
After saying that the light starts to stabilize in a form resembling the one of a sphere and in a second it starts to spin at incredible speed after 5 seconds it stops furiously while emitting a flash.
The result is a perfectly shaped sphere of around 5 cm of diameter completely white.
The minor sphere of energy is a sphere of ultra-condensed energy completely isolated from the rest of the universe, his energy can still be used by the one that forged it from reality (Hezetor).
It has many uses, outside alimenting everything perfectly, it can cause the use to execute thermodynamically perfect actions (efficient at 100%).
Outside of that it is possible for the user to create energy based spell that are not going to "end".
For example is possible to cast a fire ball that after being throw at the enemy is not dissipated so is possible to move that fireball at the same way you can move an arrow with your hands, also its energy is re integrated by the sphere without waste.
So it's possible to completely manipulate the energy of the sphere in any way and after the use is possible to re put the energy in the sphere so that nothing is wasted.
Of course is not possible to manipulate the creations of the energy sphere everywhere, the radius of control is 7 m.
Every machine that is alimented by the sphere can use its power indefinitely, but only if needs less or equal energy that the sphere can provide.
Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 14/20 (+3 from Tazz [+1 for posting after the post that say I get +1, +2 cause he said so in the past])
Repairing the portable factory 3/5 (as above)
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 15/15 Complete!
module || (fan && ice) = module of great cooling 1/?
computer && human brain = sentient computer 1/?
Module || (energy field generators && particle beams generators) = Module of Extreme Metallurgy (Level 5: 6/6) Complete!
the module is installed in the portable factory.
Let's give some explanations about the modules:
The module of extreme metallurgy: is now possible to work with super dense and super hard metals, this allows for the production of incredibly big machines, so from now on every machine that is produced is now produced with super heavy metals so is super resistant and has bonus HP.
The Module of advanced machining: now is possible to mass produce hight-technology with ease, shaping and adapting material as desired. This faster the production of everything.
Orb of Pure Energy: an Orb that somehow is made of pure energy. It can manipulate energy within a small radius around the user. Level 5.
Module of Extreme Metallurgy: you said it yourself.
module || (fan && ice) = module of great cooling (Level 2: 1/3)
computer && human brain = sentient computer (Level 9: 1/10)
Oh yes, captain, that "Hi" was worth a million dollars, and I could give you a million dollars if you just join the neutral side... well I guess you already are on the neutral side... well this is awkward... I toss the million dollars at him anyway...
I start building a bridge across the caverns and tell my soldiers to attack any PZ entity they can reach.
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 9%
Soldiers 3/3
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Alchemies:
Holy Flame: Level 3
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
-2% Bribing!
+1 Bridging! Your soldiers will do as you say, if they can.
I turn to stare at the Captain across the Chasm. This will be rather interesting. The glint of knowledge and anticipation in my eyes is perceptible even from across the treacherous ravine.
TA: I've got access to lots of things, you know. TA: Elder secrets, ancient monsters, arcane artifacts. Five hundred years of research on those kinds of things. TA: If you help us, I'll get you free passage into the data center for as long as you'd like. TA: Incalculable knowledge at your fingertips, practically. Haha.
Spatial Energies && Blank Spell Tome Bestal's "Spatial Rending and other useful Space Magic Techniques" (3/6)
The Captain: You do not understand how useful that could be to the SCP foundation. The Captain: Secure, Contain, Protect. The Captain: Naturally, being able to understand what we are securly containing is going to be helpful.
A fealing of distracting unease passes through the PZs.
6/50 Ladder to the sky.
6/50 Clothing.
Blade && Poison Coffee && Master Wind Magic (1)
The clock is apparently on the PZ Side of the field, so UserZero smashes it into subatomic particles, and smashes whatever cursed thing is empowering it into subatomic particles as well.
Blade && Poison Coffee && Master Wind Magic = Caffinefury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker (Level 10: 1/11)
==Turn 2==
Storm 20/50 (+1 from Generic)
Stone 20/50 (+1 from Generic) +2 toErelye.
Wand of Basic Spells && Diluted Creation Energy == Wand of Minor Creation 6/6 COMPLETE!
WAND OF MINOR CREATION: An opaque white wand, featureless except for a circle inscribed near the tip. It commands creation energy, although it is somewhat diluted.
==Action==
Crystal blasts Conquest with a series of conjured items from the Wand of Minor Creation. (Bit pressed for time.)
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will try to use Black Bolt on Conquest.
Just in case my spiderbots weren't capable of traversing the chasm, they 'll use their ability to create a gossamer of tungsten carbide (fused with cobalt) and traverse it, so half of the spiderbot create their gossamer while the other half uses them, at the end of the process all of them should be able to reach their target, note in case their original target is dead they will attack the Hoenn Starters.
Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 15/20
Repairing the portable factory 4/5
Module || (fan && ice) = module of great cooling 2/?
Walker is about to attack again, but he is distracted by a completely random and unrelated ICBM being launched from some far corner of the map, landing straight in the middle of the AZ entity army and doing a ballsload of damage to completely random AZ entities. He stares for a few seconds, then shrugs.
"THAT WORKS TOO, I GUESS."
The Chasm...You know what, screw it, GM intervention. The Nuke deactivates and suddenly wedges itself into the PZ side of the Chasm, doing nothing but offering Bridging. +2 Bridging.
Random thing: I attempt to scan the GameFAQs guide (which goes really fast because I am an AI) for any mention of how godmodders restore their health. After all, we already did 7 damage to Richard during this war, and Richard has to have SOME WAY to recover HP between this war and the original Godmodding war. Maybe I could keep the secret and use it to manipulate one of them?
/null
So you alt-f4.
You find very little. Countered attacks can sometimes regenerate HP, and they can do full heals at very low HP, from what you can understand. Of course, really, the HP they have is server-wide information, so logging onto another server would mean they have full HP when they get there, and logging off and logging back onto the other server leaves them with as much HP as they did before leaving. This isn't Genericraft, so Richard's HP here will have no bearing on there.
New Gnu News Gun (Infinite Gnu News Gun) && Noose Gun = New Gnu News Noose Gun 2/6
+2 Crystal
Let's quiz Mewtwo. Screw him, there are plenty of better legendaries. Also his Mega evolutions look ridiculous.CAT IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ: QUESTIONS 66-70
66. HURRY UP! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! (10)
[AUSTRALIA] [ARMAGEDDON]
[D] [OMFG!!1]
The end of the world is D. Mewtwo knew that too, probably, since he can read minds and such. Screw Mewtwo, I'm calling down meteors upon him.
It's clearly a big hairy arsonist. Suddenly, a bunch of arsonists come in and light Mewtwo on fire, then start punching him.
What a great question. Cats are great. Wouldn't you agree? Mewtwo is indifferent to cats, and I spawn in roughly 50,000 on top of him, all incredibly angry. I then rub Chris here down, moving on to the next question.
69. Are you enjoying the quiz?
[NO] [YES]
[I'M LOVIN' IT!] [LOL, 69]
...This question is stupid. Seriously. I punch Mewtwo in the face for no reason, mostly because this question dares to exist.
70. My dog's got no nose. How does it smell?
[TERRIBLE] [LIKE [REDACTED]]
[USING ITS ANUS] [HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?]
...So apparently this dog smells with its anus. Wonderful. 10/10. I'm out of here.
Stopped by the Chasm!
Everyone on the field hears an unholy rumbling from the depths of the earth…Whatever is under there is going to come out soon! I recommend fixing this problem by 100% briding that Chasm.
The Captain realizes he can’t stand around here forever! As such, if he’s not over 50% bribed to one side 5 rounds from now, he’ll just pack up and leave. He doesn’t have much stake in this battle except for what you bring to the table, but he’s a powerful ally so don’t miss the opportunity!
The Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect, angered by the fact it’s on an isolated island by itself, decides to correct the problem of having no bridging by building a bridge entirely out of words from the Klingon Dictionary to ironically aid the effort to bridge the Chasm! +5 to Bridging!
EXOS quickly spends the requisite Endergy on a Capacity upgrade, narrowly saving its rear end from Endergy overflow. It then gains an Endergy, putting it at exactly cap. I then give it the ability to attack for 5,000 damage without any Endergy use whatsoever, but make that feature impossible to upgrade, free of charge. Why? Because the way this is going it won’t get any battlefield use at all before it’s destroyed, which would be kind of sad. The Wounded Soldier patches up and heals himself for 1,000 HP.
WeegeeWeArrrr prepares his battle plan for when the Chasm is bridged.
The Flaming Flying Car crashes into the Kanto Starters for 10,000 damage, taking 4,000 in recoil! Zappy rests, gaining +4,000 HP and +1 to both charges! Huh. Might be useful to keep in mind. The shadow Fighter barrages Conquest for 4700 damage! The Coveknight switches to a White Aura! The Mole Machine spits out 54 more Grim Patrons…Then jams! Too many Patrons are trying to get through at once, it seems. It won’t clear itself up until there are 60 or less Patrons on the field. Still, they should do terrifying damage to anything that strikes them. The Factory begins Spambot production, which will block PZ entity attacks starting next turn! The Spiderbots use their abilities to add +3 to Bridging! They’re antsy to suicide into those Kanto Pokemon. The Stray Phoenix heals the Mole Machine for 5,000 HP! doggy somehow learns Elizabeth’s instant-kill Mahamaon and Mamudoon spells (which I gave clearance for); they have very low percent chances of working but will instantly kill non-bosses and do grevious damage to bosses! Unless they’re immune, but DTG doesn’t really have many elemental resistance things going on.
The Souls of Limbo wail their frustrations upon the Spirit of Destruction for 10,000 damage! Mewtwo activates Wide Awake! It pulls out a multicolored stone and a bracelet! UserZero quickly grabs and taps the Bracelet herself, causing Mewtwo to undergo a drastic transformation into Mega Mewtwo Y! (After all, the form was originally called Awakened Mewtwo). A quick check at FBSN’s masterball reveals his Mewtwo is holding Mewtwonite X (coughcough). In any case, Mewtwo will now do much more damage per turn!
Both Godmodders get frustrated at the Chasm and the fact it’s slowing down the battle-especially Uzi, who’s troops are all failing to be Airborn! Her special is ready as well, but she can’t use it while this massive hole is here! Richard gives +2 to Talist and Generic before pulling out his Extreme Shovel and Extreme Pickaxe and digging a massive hole to gather a ton of random blocks to put down, and then uses his Extreme Blockplacer to place them all into a bridge-worthy place! +10 Bridging! Meanwhile, seeing her Rival doing her dirty work for her, UserZero coyly points out to the Captain that she can identify who else here is toying with anomalous Containment-worthy objects, but only if the Captain sides with her! -15% Bribing! UserZero then calls in a variety of flying buddies to solve the Chasm problem! Laser Pterodactyl, Air Attack Train, and Mr. Biggins the Big Gas Cloud summoned!
Terrain: Crater with Chasm (Ravine must be bridged!)
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[???] Chasm: 71/100 Bridging. Separates all non-airborn entities! Something is coming up!
[???] The Captain: 20/20 HP. Bribing: [100% AZ=====|=====0=====|=====PZ -100%] -5%. Decides in 5 turns.
[H] Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect: 150,000/150,000 HP.
[N] EXOS: 1/60,000 HP. Endergy: 29/30. Double-Action (acts twice in the EoTB). Currently gets 1 Endergy per EoTB. Airborn.
[N] Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure [N]: Gosper's Array 17,000/17,000 HP. Conway's Wall 12,000/12,000 HP. Yorke-Smith's Garden 21,000/21,000 HP. Structures must be killed in order.
[N] Uber Headquarters: 30,000/30,000 HP. Defends an entity. Currently defending: EXOS.
[N-B] WeegeeWeArrrr: 35/40 HP.
[AZ] Balloon Whelp: 962,250/1,000,000 HP. Inflation = 61.5%. At 200% or 0% Inflation it dies instantly. Gains attack at higher inflation, gains evasiveness at lower Inflation. (current evasion = 20%) Airborn at 150% Inflation. Helium Breath: [||] Action.
[AZ] Coveknight: 31,250/75,000 HP. Rotates into different passives each round. Color Aura = White. Beholder's Eye [|||]. Protected against the first attack against it every turn. Action: Beholder's Eye on Random target!
[AZ] Flaming Flying Car: 25,000/75,000 HP. Airborn (duh). Sacrifices HP to attack; can create blinding smoke to blind entities w/o losing HP. Action: Attack random PZ.
[AZ] Mole Machine: 14,750/65,000 HP. Summons 2 Grim Patrons plus one for every Grim Patron alive. Grim Patrons: 15,000/15,000 x106 HP; 8,000/15,000 x1 HP. Action: Retaliate against Attack.
[AZ] n00b King: 24,600/30,000 HP. Notices the Pet Rock. Action: Generate extra HP.
[AZ] Octothrope: 90,000/100,000 HP. Corruption: 0/15. Ink Rally: [|||] White Out: [|||||] Rune of Odal: Intact. Action: Use the Pen.
[AZ] Sketched Deathknight: 105,000/115,000 HP. Dark Rush: [||] Action: Dark rush on Conquest.
[AZ] Shadow of Limbo: Spirit of Destruction 45,000/55,000 HP.Universal Destruction: [|||] Essence of the Destroyed: 55,000/55,000 HP. Flooding of the Dead: [|||]
Quick comment, Tazz. I specifically said that she doesn't have the instakill personas in this battle. Second, can the chasm stop an elemental attack that never crosses it in the first place? They attack the enemy directly.
Other Nerfs: I will gladly take the second most annoying part out of the boss battle. Megidolaon is not attached to Pixie, it's attached to Masakado. Literally, in order to stop it, all you have to do is say, "But Uzi blocked it!" It'll only stop her from helping her allies for that turn. With that said, do you want me to put the instakill personas back in?
Also, I think you missed something: Nebiros. If it successfully fears ANYONE, then it has a 1/3 chance to use a spell that kills those feared instantly. All of them. See: Ghastly Wail.
I will remove Pixie, and possibly Masakado. However, the idea that Elizabeth cannot attack over the chasm is silly. Non-physical persona attacks form directly on the enemy.
Elizabeth was not supposed to be the strongest entity. Among other things, I mentioned that she lost her defense buff at 5000 health.
Logic doesn't exist in DTG universe, infinite _____ is always finite, and Richard has never shown the power of being able to change his form without help.
Now, let's get down to business.
2/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique (+1 Pricey)
8/50 Dark Bowser
+2 Pricey
I toss the Stupid causing gun in a portal.
"Well, that's going in the restricted section of the armory immediately!"
Elizabeth changes persona to Jack Frost and casts Bufudyne! A large block of ice forms in the chasm.
I ask if I can borrow the Mario Maker Sketchpad from Topaz, and if he says yes/doesn't reply, I create a series of blocks traversing the chasm.
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Charges:
The first companion: 26/50
Slightly less red of a redshirt: 25/25 ... got... +2 from players, +2 from self, +1 from Tazz. Sadly, I really don't have the time to use this charge. I need to hold onto it, just a little bit.
Mikoto looks up into the sky briefly at the moon. I'll work this celestial event into my attack. Well, it wouldn't technically be happening right now because this game is based in 2011, but shut up.
What a wonderful time... a lunar eclipse. They make me feel so alive...
He climbs to the top of a nearby hill and looks down across the chasm, letting the light from the full moon streak down through his fur. Small sparks of fire that seem to consume both light and oxygen start collecting at his paws and work their way up until a small cloak of them forms around him.
I'm closer to the moon than I've ever been... It's a supermoon... ...
He pauses for a moment, then suddenly dashes forward in a fireball dark darkflame and tackles Wegeewearr (I think that's his name) down to the ground. He lands a countless number of slashes, his claws streaking with cold, dark flames. Then, he leaps backwards off him, leaving him chained to the ground with fire that gives frostburn chills. Mikoto looks up into the sky at the moon and channels something briefly. A thin line of particles appears between the moon and the trapped Wegeewearr. After a few seconds, the particles erupt into a resounding beam of flame that both scorches and freezes the trapped godmodder in a blast of eclipse fire.
Alchemies:
Stone Mace && battery && Tesla coil = Charged Power Mace 5/5 DONE
Metal box && light bulb && bar of soap && water bottle && black electrical wire && piano keys && water bottle && glove = Ekog Clock 4/4 DONE ... Fine.
Large cog && Hammer && Tome of Runes && Essence of Light = Coghammer 1/??
Quick comment, Tazz. I specifically said that she doesn't have the instakill personas in this battle. Second, can the chasm stop an elemental attack that never crosses it in the first place? They attack the enemy directly.
Other Nerfs: I will gladly take the second most annoying part out of the boss battle. Megidolaon is not attached to Pixie, it's attached to Masakado. Literally, in order to stop it, all you have to do is say, "But Uzi blocked it!" It'll only stop her from helping her allies for that turn. With that said, do you want me to put the instakill personas back in?
Also, I think you missed something: Nebiros. If it successfully fears ANYONE, then it has a 1/3 chance to use a spell that kills those feared instantly. All of them. See: Ghastly Wail.
I will remove Pixie, and possibly Masakado. However, the idea that Elizabeth cannot attack over the chasm is silly. Non-physical persona attacks form directly on the enemy.
Indeed, it's kind of silly that a simple chasm would do that. Perhaps it is what lies within that is the trouble? And what would that make it? Hrm. Maybe it's best you don't find out and make that bridging.
Medigoloan is attached, technically, to both Pixie and Masakado, but I only want Pixie 100% gone: Masakado's medigoloan will do as a 5-round charge attack that hits the whole PZ field for high damage, not instakill damage. Also, thanks for pointing that out to me: Ghastly Wail is being nerfed to only do damage to anything Feared. Not instakill. That's still fairly powerful as Fear is pretty powerful itself in DTG. I'm letting you put the Hama/Mudo spells back into the mix if you want, as well, on the condition they be single-target. (doggy is not un-learning them either way.)
Ok, let me see who UserZero's killed to see if she killed any kids and if so tell Deadpool the info
If that does not work I decide to look around the server to see if any kids are playing and if a kid is playing tell deadpool that if the kids minecraft avatar dies the kid will die by UserZero's hand.
And you know deadpools only rule, no killing kids!
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i summon the entire FNAF Fandom, and then use them as a bridge.
I also build the Topaz Garfield a Topaz Bed
Topaz Bed:
20000/20000 or 10000/10000 hp (Its made of topaz, and has no other function than healing/empowering a weapon that may or may not be a living creature.)
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
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=Turn One=
(12 / 50) A Deck Of Cards
+1 to Pricey
+1 to I_G_U
=Action=
I wake up after smashing my head somewhere in the Chasm. I attempt to identify what's down there, and gather any helpful materials whilst down there. Including plenty of gold and diamonds, fresh from the chasm walls. I also theorize that Mr. Biggins is actually SCP-312, and that Uzi breached containment.
I then switch the standard Armistyx (Old Valkyrie is somewhat unreliable) to Aerial Drone Scythe Mode and send it upward, bringing gifts from the Chasm to the Captain. I then also get the aerial drone to attach to the Laser Pterodactyl, and drag it into the Chasm so I can hit it with Old Valkyrie in Laser Rifle Scythe Mode.
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i continue converting the entire FNAF fandom into a bridge.
In the meanwhile, i walk over to the Captain and show him a method of storing Antimatter.
Factory; producing bridge parts
Factory Expansion: 9/10
2+ to bribing the captain
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. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
As the watch breaks, two things happen simultaneously.
The inner mirror smashes, delivering a modicum of bad luck onto UserZero. Compared to Zero's immense power, this seems like nothing to her. But a little is all it takes...
Secondly, a rumble in the distance. A ghastly amount of dark clouds begin gathering in the sky above the battlefield. Washing the sky with bleak, inky darkness, until the sun is almost blocked completely.
The horde of entites wait exceptantly for the thunder. For the oncoming downpour. For the break in the clouds.
But instead of thunder...
...
Instead...
...
Ringing.
Incestant, shril, infuriating ringing as hundereds ... no, thousands of clocks of all makes and models drip from the heavens. Any previous sounds of battle are drowned out as the gates of heaven (metaphorically) open and release hell onto the unexpecting combatants. Grandfather, pocket watches, moblie phones, LED watches, candle, pendulum, water and even sundials fall, in ever increasing rates fall onto the heads/bodies/rubber/ectoplasm of the forces. The onslaught is joined by bolts of grey, unmoving lightining, only appearing to blow apart the horde and then dissappearing as if never there. Smaller grey balls pelt down, striking down and causing any surface it touches to turn (very briefly) grey and static. UserZero and the Godmodder are stunned as the absurdity, the enormity of the event washes over them as several spring-driven clocks do just that.
Then, the whole time storm escaltes into a huge, blue and grey, bolt of lightning that pinpoints UserZero's location. She deftly manuvers past it, walking slowly back to her spot.
...
She doesn't move quickly enough as the second bolt strikes.
Standing next to her as she pulls herself, furiously, to her feet, is a man in a grey coat, desheveled top hat and blue spectales.
"UserZero! For crimes against the clock gods, I have been sent to judge you! Looks like your time is up! Cause I'm clockin' in! OH YEAH!"
I summon up a bunch of zirconium blocks and dump them into the pit, then use the Zirconium Manipulation Cube to extend them into one giant zirconium Menger sponge array. Since Menger sponges have zero volume but must have infinitesimal precision to reach a perfect Menger sponge, I stop at 15 iterations, multiplying the effective volume of the zirconium by just over 90x!
AK-48 && Blue Plasma Capsule == Phaserifle [Lvl. 2] 1/3
This rifle resembles a TAR-21 (seriously, the gun looks like it shoots LASERS!) and fires blue plasma bullets. In addition, the reflex sight on top has also been tinged blue. Using said sight increases accuracy with this weapon by 25% (If accuracy isn't a statistic in this game, then it increases the damage by 25% when used) for the remainder of the action.
If I'm doing something wrong, let me know.
I also get some command blocks to do some work for me to build across. I set command blocks to clone each other and the few blocks beside them upon coming into play along its side. I then activate the command block with a Redstone Block and send it on its merry way.
A large package mysteriously appears at the Captain's feet, labeled "courtesy of the PZs". He opens it, and finds a new shirt! It was supremely expensive, and makes him RADIATE snazziness, or whatever other thing he wants to radiate.
He finds another package near his feet labeled "courtesy of the AZs". He opens it, and finds a note inside labeled "WE HATE YOU STINKY DOODOO HEAD". Not only are the AZs mean, they're immature! Stupid AZs!
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Mercury commands both starters to attack doggy.
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Mercury waves at The Captain, to attract his attention.
Let me show you a new containment method.
He takes out three pokeballs, and throws them at the Kanto Starters, retrieving them. They'll be safe from attack for one update, but can't do anything.
Mercury then takes out a small bag of Pokeballs.
These can be yours for 12 monthly payments of $49.99 joining the PZs.
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Storm 20/50 (+1 from Generic)
Stone 20/50 (+1 from Generic)
+2 to Erelye.
Wand of Basic Spells && Diluted Creation Energy == Wand of Minor Creation 6/6 COMPLETE!
WAND OF MINOR CREATION: An opaque white wand, featureless except for a circle inscribed near the tip. It commands creation energy, although it is somewhat diluted.
==Action==
Crystal blasts Conquest with a series of conjured items from the Wand of Minor Creation. (Bit pressed for time.)
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will try to use Black Bolt on Conquest.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Just in case my spiderbots weren't capable of traversing the chasm, they 'll use their ability to create a gossamer of tungsten carbide (fused with cobalt) and traverse it, so half of the spiderbot create their gossamer while the other half uses them, at the end of the process all of them should be able to reach their target, note in case their original target is dead they will attack the Hoenn Starters.
Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 15/20
Repairing the portable factory 4/5
Module || (fan && ice) = module of great cooling 2/?
Computer && human brain = sentient computer 2/?
Walker: level 1, 10000 damage
UNDER HEAVEN DESTRUCTION: 16/50 (+2 from Fseftr)
Best Pun Ever: 3/50
Walker is about to attack again, but he is distracted by a completely random and unrelated ICBM being launched from some far corner of the map, landing straight in the middle of the AZ entity army and doing a ballsload of damage to completely random AZ entities. He stares for a few seconds, then shrugs.
"THAT WORKS TOO, I GUESS."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Except when the ICBM is intercepted by a portal opening at just the right point in its trajectory and flung into the launch site.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Random thing: I attempt to scan the GameFAQs guide (which goes really fast because I am an AI) for any mention of how godmodders restore their health. After all, we already did 7 damage to Richard during this war, and Richard has to have SOME WAY to recover HP between this war and the original Godmodding war. Maybe I could keep the secret and use it to manipulate one of them?
/null
7/50 This World... +1 from Tam, +1 from Erelye
7/50 Has No Need For Gods +1 from Tam, +1 from Erelye
Express Delivery && Postclaim Essence = The Mailsnatcher (Level 4: 5/5)
New Gnu News Gun (Infinite Gnu News Gun) && Noose Gun = New Gnu News Noose Gun 2/6
+2 Crystal
Let's quiz Mewtwo. Screw him, there are plenty of better legendaries. Also his Mega evolutions look ridiculous.
66. HURRY UP! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! (10)
[AUSTRALIA] [ARMAGEDDON]
[D]
The end of the world is D. Mewtwo knew that too, probably, since he can read minds and such. Screw Mewtwo, I'm calling down meteors upon him.
What a great question. Cats are great. Wouldn't you agree? Mewtwo is indifferent to cats, and I spawn in roughly 50,000 on top of him, all incredibly angry. I then rub Chris here down, moving on to the next question.
69. Are you enjoying the quiz?
[NO] [YES]
[I'M LOVIN' IT!] [LOL, 69]
...This question is stupid. Seriously. I punch Mewtwo in the face for no reason, mostly because this question dares to exist.
70. My dog's got no nose. How does it smell?
[TERRIBLE] [LIKE [REDACTED]]
[HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?]
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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You turn into Bowser, and your next actions now have Minicrits, utnil the end of next Round. Congradurations.
I'm sorry nulitor, I read this and I couldn't understand any of it. You didn't even Alchemize anything in this post. I just cannot understand this at all.
UserZero shrugs. She could care less, because eventually you'll be the only side left.
UserZero pushes one into you, causing you to hit it while you wave the Magma Pig Spear around, causing them to join the PZ alignment instead!
UserZero likes John Cena! Your attack fails!
The Fish Slaps do absolutely nothing! The Animate Gatorade is immune to physical attacks, it seems.
The godmoder-who is still Uber0-rages at you for dragging her into this mess after, well, several years of warfare. You are so insensitive.
Yandere-Chan's Old Katana + Crimtane = ERROR! SYNTAX INVALID! Use && (AND) or || (OR)!
Your entities will do as you say.
You can't attack while the Crater is there!
The Lava is too far down, but the water blocks make a good start! +2 Bridging (out of 100!)
You can't attack them from this range!
The Captain: Do you really think the public page for the SCP-Foundation would list the actual members?
The Captain: Are you really that dumb?
The Captain: No wonder its lasted so long without really going public...
The Captain: And if you think I don't mean to offend, I'm an old angry man!
The Captain: You are a brainless youngun!
The Captain: I fully intend to offend you!
The Captain: You presume that I have told you the truth in any manner!
The Captain: I've probably told you that just to endlessly confuse you as to who the real leader is and further obscrufate it in the process!
The Captain: I will thoroughly enjoy confusing the ever-living donkey that substitutes your brain, boy!
Wow, the Captain is a bit of a jerk. That being said, really, given the nature of the Foundation, what evidence can you actually bring to the table?
-5% Bribe!
5,000 HP / 10% Inflation to the Balloon Whelp!
Metal box && light bulb && bar of soap && water bottle && black electrical wire && piano keys && water bottle && glove = Ekog Clock (Level 3: 3/4)
It apparently got deleted at some point, derp. Regardless, the irony of your comment about this probably being Level 3 couldn't be more apparent. Huehuehuehue.
+5 Bridging!
The Chasm makes this impossible! You fail!
Dark Times: A black watch with a variety of buttons. MOst are used to screw around with the watch, but a few buttons allow you to turn invisible! this rolls in all three invisibility types of the standard invis watches, but they recharge on the same battery.
Disguise Kit && Minecraft Focus = Minecraft Disguise Kit (Level 2: 1/3)
-1 Bridging!
Knowledge of Lies and Liars && Ray Gun: Gun of Stupidity (Level 0: 1/1)
Gun of Stupidity: While it does shoot stupifying rays, it also makes the wielder dumber with every single shot. Mutually unhelpful to all sides.
OK, let's be clear: the Pixie thing is overpowered. The full heal is absurd with her level of self-imposed defense, and Medigalodion's one method of stopping it is ridiculous in and of itself, never-mind that going over a level of defense that turns her all but nigh-invulnerable unless the PZs want board-wipes is straight-up dumb. I am outright removing it from her powerset-she will now simply stop taking damage when she gets to 5,000 per turn, capping off at that exact number, and yes, this means she can take multiple hits per turn. (As for Masakado, his Medigalodyne will take 5 turns to charge, meaning it's only available once every 5 rounds, and will do the listed damage of 9999-which is not an instant kill here.). The only other issue is that the Chasm is too long to attack over with anything. Well, unless it can fly (and Elizabeth can't fly). When I say that literally everything else, including her low-chance instant kill spells (granted, she's only getting Hama and Mudo and not their Ma-on counterparts), are completely OK, you know that ONE thing is OP (yes, you can include those two as long as they're single-target). She's a mandatory kill as far as PZ players are concerned, not the completely optional Bonus boss that she is in her home game, so it's ridiculous to give her the abilities I targeted, as that makes her fight incredibly complicated for a 25-post charge. Wilson, the strongest entity to date (in terms of gamplay), did not NEARLY have the amount of defensive gravitas that you intended to give Elizabeth, and had twice the charge and five times the effort put into him.
I am the decider of all things OP in this game, mate.
Minecraftians are Minecraft Avatars that went completely independent of their player for various reasons, including meeting him or completely leaving the influence of the player's computer through various means. It's completely independant of Godmodding. Piono and Eric are the best examples of this: Eric was the operator of Piono, but the former was a multiversal being so he later met Piono, which caused him to turn into a Minecraftian. Or he just became one along the way, I don't follow Pionoplayer's canon to that extent, but I do know that Piono became a Minecraftian BEFORE becoming a Godmodder. By your version of the canon, this is impossible.
You're also kind of forgetting that the explosion was the nearly-instant detonation of literally infintie computers (thus literally infinite explosive poewr) and empowered by a reality-warping virus, itself having the power of a whole planet's corruption. Some Great Ones (Think Cthulhu and his rough equals in power) have been taken out with a lot less, in comparison. Yeah, a normal man would have been vaporized from that.
The Captain: That'll be great for the Foundation's purposes, honestly.
The Captain: More stuff to study, and I have a bad feeling what we've learned will start becoming very useful all too soon...
+5% Bribe!
The Souls of Limbo are formless, gray, and moan in incomprehensible languages, but you can get the gist of their desires: They want to be free again.
Book of Knowledge: Basically, this is a completely accurate version of Wikipedia. You will somehow have to find the relevant page in the book to get what you need to know, but once you find it, the information will be accurate.
Welcome Basket && Dire Hit = Critical Gift M (Level 3: 1/4)
They're for each charge.
Anti-Tuba Optic Implant: This allows you to...Not see Tubas. Really. That's it.
Bane of Lapis && Journal #-1 = Tome of Knowledge Unwritten (Level 4: 1/5)
Richard takes it.
I DID notice Zappy was Airborn, which is why he could hit the Soldier that round, as otherwise the Chasm would have stopped him. I just, forgot to put that down, as I am sometimes stupidly prone to. Derp.
+10 Bridging!
+2% Bribe!
The Captain: Mentally Taxing. Anything else would be best left unsaid.
The makeshift helicopter's jamming makes it fall like a rock into the Chasm...
New Gnu News Gun (Infinite Gnu News Gun) && Noose Gun = New Gnu News Noose Gun (Level 6: 1/7) Wah wah wah.
WeegeeWeArrrr is an Impossible Quiz veterean! He solves the questions before you even get to read them!
I hope there's not a third post after this that actually contains everything.
Ender Pearl || Art Of War = Tactical Maneuver Pearl (TMP) (Level 3: 1/4)
Grappling Hook Pistol && Ender Pearl = Ender Hook (Level 2: 1/3)
UserZero did NOT give you +2 because you, Crusher48, are Neutral. Not PZ.
UserZero instantly destroys the L00T but she destroys it so hard she only gets -10% for bribing!
The Update Terminal instantly fixes the issue!
EXOS's attempts to generate a Capacity upgrade that large fail! Yeah, that is a bit much, mate, from 20 to 60. You manage to upgrade it to 30, though, which works well enough in this case.
Your attack fails due to the Chasm!
1:1 hasn't been installed on the Alchemiter!
Chasm failure blah blah blah.
+2% Bribing! That was actually kind of clever.
They will do as you say!
5,000 HP to the Mole Machine!
Poison Coffee is completed, I think.
Poison Coffee: It's coffee that's poisoned. It's not a strong poison, mind, but it's definitely poison.
A massive blast of lava nearly incinerates you, but you somehow airjump away before you melt from sheer heat! Looking down below, you see...Something in it. You're not sure what, but it looks angry.
The Ambassador && SCP-585 = Spy's Sharpener (Level 3: 1/4)
-2 Bridging!
You do realize, that removing the bridge means you literally cannot attack anything, right?
The Chasm sucks it in, somehow!
+3 Bridging!
Ho hum.
All TMs && Stick = TM Wand M (Level 8: 1/9)
Stopped by the Chasm!
Stopped by the Chasm!
This game's Alchemiter is different.
The Neutral alignment is technically not really a faction and technically the side he's already on, in a sense. This means he's being bribed not to take a side. +2 Bribing (since at this point the Bribing was tipping to PZ).
So apparently Deadpool was here and stopped whatever happened. Apparently this is how he does it. I don't see Crusher's bit on EXOS, so apparently his post-stops can also cancel Entity Orders.
+3 Bridging!
You can't target the Flaming Flying Car because of the Chasm!
+5 Bridging!
Your entities will do as you say! Or try to.
+6% Bribing! I can appreciate antiques!
+4 Bridging!
She'll try to do as you say!!
+3 Bridging!
Redstone Torch Machine Gun || Scepter: Redstone Magic Scepter (Level 5: 1/6).
+8 Bridging!
It will do as you say.
+2 Bridging!
The End Sale: A nasty dark-green rifle. It drips with an odd black liquid. It appears to be Ender Jarate, which causes anyone coated in it to teleport around completely at random.
+4 Bridging!
Horn of the Huntsman: A horn that can summon and instantly tame any tamable creatures within earshot when blown.
+2% Bribing!
Orb of Pure Energy: an Orb that somehow is made of pure energy. It can manipulate energy within a small radius around the user. Level 5.
Module of Extreme Metallurgy: you said it yourself.
module || (fan && ice) = module of great cooling (Level 2: 1/3)
computer && human brain = sentient computer (Level 9: 1/10)
Somehow, +1 Bridging!
+3 Bridging!
-2% Bribing!
+1 Bridging! Your soldiers will do as you say, if they can.
The Captain: You do not understand how useful that could be to the SCP foundation.
The Captain: Secure, Contain, Protect.
The Captain: Naturally, being able to understand what we are securly containing is going to be helpful.
+8% Bribing!
The clock is apparently on the PZ Side of the field, so UserZero smashes it into subatomic particles, and smashes whatever cursed thing is empowering it into subatomic particles as well.
Blade && Poison Coffee && Master Wind Magic = Caffinefury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker (Level 10: 1/11)
No, you can't make this yet.
Wand of Minor Creation: You already said that.
The Chasm sucks up the blasts!
The Spiderbots will attempt to bridge the Chasm!
The Chasm...You know what, screw it, GM intervention. The Nuke deactivates and suddenly wedges itself into the PZ side of the Chasm, doing nothing but offering Bridging. +2 Bridging.
Except not.
So you alt-f4.
You find very little. Countered attacks can sometimes regenerate HP, and they can do full heals at very low HP, from what you can understand. Of course, really, the HP they have is server-wide information, so logging onto another server would mean they have full HP when they get there, and logging off and logging back onto the other server leaves them with as much HP as they did before leaving. This isn't Genericraft, so Richard's HP here will have no bearing on there.
Stopped by the Chasm!
Everyone on the field hears an unholy rumbling from the depths of the earth…Whatever is under there is going to come out soon! I recommend fixing this problem by 100% briding that Chasm.
The Captain realizes he can’t stand around here forever! As such, if he’s not over 50% bribed to one side 5 rounds from now, he’ll just pack up and leave. He doesn’t have much stake in this battle except for what you bring to the table, but he’s a powerful ally so don’t miss the opportunity!
The Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect, angered by the fact it’s on an isolated island by itself, decides to correct the problem of having no bridging by building a bridge entirely out of words from the Klingon Dictionary to ironically aid the effort to bridge the Chasm! +5 to Bridging!
EXOS quickly spends the requisite Endergy on a Capacity upgrade, narrowly saving its rear end from Endergy overflow. It then gains an Endergy, putting it at exactly cap. I then give it the ability to attack for 5,000 damage without any Endergy use whatsoever, but make that feature impossible to upgrade, free of charge. Why? Because the way this is going it won’t get any battlefield use at all before it’s destroyed, which would be kind of sad. The Wounded Soldier patches up and heals himself for 1,000 HP.
WeegeeWeArrrr prepares his battle plan for when the Chasm is bridged.
The Flaming Flying Car crashes into the Kanto Starters for 10,000 damage, taking 4,000 in recoil! Zappy rests, gaining +4,000 HP and +1 to both charges! Huh. Might be useful to keep in mind. The shadow Fighter barrages Conquest for 4700 damage! The Coveknight switches to a White Aura! The Mole Machine spits out 54 more Grim Patrons…Then jams! Too many Patrons are trying to get through at once, it seems. It won’t clear itself up until there are 60 or less Patrons on the field. Still, they should do terrifying damage to anything that strikes them. The Factory begins Spambot production, which will block PZ entity attacks starting next turn! The Spiderbots use their abilities to add +3 to Bridging! They’re antsy to suicide into those Kanto Pokemon. The Stray Phoenix heals the Mole Machine for 5,000 HP! doggy somehow learns Elizabeth’s instant-kill Mahamaon and Mamudoon spells (which I gave clearance for); they have very low percent chances of working but will instantly kill non-bosses and do grevious damage to bosses! Unless they’re immune, but DTG doesn’t really have many elemental resistance things going on.
The Souls of Limbo wail their frustrations upon the Spirit of Destruction for 10,000 damage! Mewtwo activates Wide Awake! It pulls out a multicolored stone and a bracelet! UserZero quickly grabs and taps the Bracelet herself, causing Mewtwo to undergo a drastic transformation into Mega Mewtwo Y! (After all, the form was originally called Awakened Mewtwo). A quick check at FBSN’s masterball reveals his Mewtwo is holding Mewtwonite X (coughcough). In any case, Mewtwo will now do much more damage per turn!
Both Godmodders get frustrated at the Chasm and the fact it’s slowing down the battle-especially Uzi, who’s troops are all failing to be Airborn! Her special is ready as well, but she can’t use it while this massive hole is here! Richard gives +2 to Talist and Generic before pulling out his Extreme Shovel and Extreme Pickaxe and digging a massive hole to gather a ton of random blocks to put down, and then uses his Extreme Blockplacer to place them all into a bridge-worthy place! +10 Bridging! Meanwhile, seeing her Rival doing her dirty work for her, UserZero coyly points out to the Captain that she can identify who else here is toying with anomalous Containment-worthy objects, but only if the Captain sides with her! -15% Bribing! UserZero then calls in a variety of flying buddies to solve the Chasm problem! Laser Pterodactyl, Air Attack Train, and Mr. Biggins the Big Gas Cloud summoned!
Terrain: Crater with Chasm (Ravine must be bridged!)
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[???] Chasm: 71/100 Bridging. Separates all non-airborn entities! Something is coming up!
[???] The Captain: 20/20 HP. Bribing: [100% AZ=====|=====0=====|=====PZ -100%] -5%. Decides in 5 turns.
[H] Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect: 150,000/150,000 HP.
[N] EXOS: 1/60,000 HP. Endergy: 29/30. Double-Action (acts twice in the EoTB). Currently gets 1 Endergy per EoTB. Airborn.
[N] Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure [N]: Gosper's Array 17,000/17,000 HP. Conway's Wall 12,000/12,000 HP. Yorke-Smith's Garden 21,000/21,000 HP. Structures must be killed in order.
[N] Fortress: 70,000/70,000 HP. Structures: Base, Shrine. EVIL: 9%. Soldiers: 3. Soldier Cap: 3/3. Soldiers: 5,000/5,000 HP x2; 2,000/5,000 HP x1.
[N] Uber Headquarters: 30,000/30,000 HP. Defends an entity. Currently defending: EXOS.
[N-B] WeegeeWeArrrr: 35/40 HP.
[AZ] Balloon Whelp: 962,250/1,000,000 HP. Inflation = 61.5%. At 200% or 0% Inflation it dies instantly. Gains attack at higher inflation, gains evasiveness at lower Inflation. (current evasion = 20%) Airborn at 150% Inflation. Helium Breath: [||] Action.
[AZ] Coveknight: 31,250/75,000 HP. Rotates into different passives each round. Color Aura = White. Beholder's Eye [|||]. Protected against the first attack against it every turn. Action: Beholder's Eye on Random target!
[AZ] Flaming Flying Car: 25,000/75,000 HP. Airborn (duh). Sacrifices HP to attack; can create blinding smoke to blind entities w/o losing HP. Action: Attack random PZ.
[AZ] Mole Machine: 14,750/65,000 HP. Summons 2 Grim Patrons plus one for every Grim Patron alive. Grim Patrons: 15,000/15,000 x106 HP; 8,000/15,000 x1 HP. Action: Retaliate against Attack.
[AZ] Shadow Fighter: 30,000/40,000 HP. Airborn. Gains damage over time. 35% Skill/17.5% Damage Up. Action: Attack Conquest!
[AZ] n00b King: 24,600/30,000 HP. Notices the Pet Rock. Action: Generate extra HP.
[AZ] Octothrope: 90,000/100,000 HP. Corruption: 0/15. Ink Rally: [|||] White Out: [|||||] Rune of Odal: Intact. Action: Use the Pen.
[AZ] Sketched Deathknight: 105,000/115,000 HP. Dark Rush: [||] Action: Dark rush on Conquest.
[AZ] Shadow of Limbo: Spirit of Destruction 45,000/55,000 HP.Universal Destruction: [|||] Essence of the Destroyed: 55,000/55,000 HP. Flooding of the Dead: [|||]
[AZ] Zappy: 35,001/45,001 HP. Laser Charge: 2. Thunderstorm Charge: 2. Action: Rest.
[AZ] Factory: 55,000/55,000 HP. Spambot construction: [||] Piebots: 2/2 hp x 40,000.
[AZ] Spiderbots: 1/1 x 20,000. Suicide onto the Kanto Starters in 1 turn!
[AZ] Stray Phoenix: 40,000/40,000 HP. Can only heal. Has passive Regen. Airborn. Respawns after its 1st death. Action: Heal Flaming flying Car.
[AZ] Chipian Army Sortie: 500/500 HP x 50.
[AZ] Neo: 25,000/25,000 HP. Evasive.
[AZ] doggy: 80,000/80,000 HP. Gets more damage when attacking the same target each round. Learns a new trick each turn.
[AZ] Lord Calzerb: 125,000/125,000 HP.
[AZ] Elizabeth: 20,000/20,000 HP. Can only take 5,000 damage per turn. Medigoloan: [|||||]
[AZ] Terror Creeper: 30,750/85,000 HP. Can send Minicreepers to stun others; Explodes when at low life. Do Not Go Gentle: [||]
[PZ] Kanto Starters: 11,900/100,000 HP. Permanent Minicrits!
[PZ] Conquest: 43,300/140,000 HP. The Destroyer [||||]
[PZ] Hoenn Starters: 124,700/140,000 HP.
[PZ] Pet Rock: 1/1 HP. Nigh-impossible to notice.
[PZ] Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade: 35,000/100,000 HP. After While [|||] Ink Stacks [|||||]
[PZ] Mega Mewtwo-Y: 24,000/50,000 HP. Psyche: [|||]
[PZ] Souls of Limbo: Invulnerable. Airborn. Will return when the Hoenn Starters are dead.
[PZ] Deadpool: 90,000/90,000 HP. Regenerates all lost HP if he doesn't die. Interferes with a random post per turn.
[PZ] Gamma Phantom: 60,000/60,000 HP.
[PZ] Laser Pterodactyl: 135,000/135,000 HP. LASER SOUND EFFECT: [|||]
[PZ] Air Attack Train: Head 15,000/15,000 HP. Segments 10,000/10,000 x12 HP.
[PZ] Mr. Biggins the Big Gas Cloud: 100% concentration. Loses concentration in attacks. Requires it to live.
[PZ] Walker: 20/20 HP. Respawns 1 Round after death.
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 43/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 141/150 HP. Men Without Hats: [||]
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4655. Locked until Chasm is bridged.
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Memia has entered the battlefield!
>Memia: begin construction of the meme machine
Meme machine: 1/10
Quick comment, Tazz. I specifically said that she doesn't have the instakill personas in this battle. Second, can the chasm stop an elemental attack that never crosses it in the first place? They attack the enemy directly.
Other Nerfs: I will gladly take the second most annoying part out of the boss battle. Megidolaon is not attached to Pixie, it's attached to Masakado. Literally, in order to stop it, all you have to do is say, "But Uzi blocked it!" It'll only stop her from helping her allies for that turn. With that said, do you want me to put the instakill personas back in?
Also, I think you missed something: Nebiros. If it successfully fears ANYONE, then it has a 1/3 chance to use a spell that kills those feared instantly. All of them. See: Ghastly Wail.
I will remove Pixie, and possibly Masakado. However, the idea that Elizabeth cannot attack over the chasm is silly. Non-physical persona attacks form directly on the enemy.
Elizabeth was not supposed to be the strongest entity. Among other things, I mentioned that she lost her defense buff at 5000 health.
Logic doesn't exist in DTG universe, infinite _____ is always finite, and Richard has never shown the power of being able to change his form without help.
Now, let's get down to business.
2/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique (+1 Pricey)
8/50 Dark Bowser
+2 Pricey
I toss the Stupid causing gun in a portal.
"Well, that's going in the restricted section of the armory immediately!"
Elizabeth changes persona to Jack Frost and casts Bufudyne! A large block of ice forms in the chasm.
I ask if I can borrow the Mario Maker Sketchpad from Topaz, and if he says yes/doesn't reply, I create a series of blocks traversing the chasm.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Charges:
The first companion: 26/50
Slightly less red of a redshirt: 25/25 ... got... +2 from players, +2 from self, +1 from Tazz. Sadly, I really don't have the time to use this charge. I need to hold onto it, just a little bit.
Mikoto looks up into the sky briefly at the moon. I'll work this celestial event into my attack. Well, it wouldn't technically be happening right now because this game is based in 2011, but shut up.
What a wonderful time... a lunar eclipse. They make me feel so alive...
He climbs to the top of a nearby hill and looks down across the chasm, letting the light from the full moon streak down through his fur. Small sparks of fire that seem to consume both light and oxygen start collecting at his paws and work their way up until a small cloak of them forms around him.
I'm closer to the moon than I've ever been... It's a supermoon... ...
He pauses for a moment, then suddenly dashes forward in a fireball dark darkflame and tackles Wegeewearr (I think that's his name) down to the ground. He lands a countless number of slashes, his claws streaking with cold, dark flames. Then, he leaps backwards off him, leaving him chained to the ground with fire that gives frostburn chills. Mikoto looks up into the sky at the moon and channels something briefly. A thin line of particles appears between the moon and the trapped Wegeewearr. After a few seconds, the particles erupt into a resounding beam of flame that both scorches and freezes the trapped godmodder in a blast of eclipse fire.
Alchemies:
Stone Mace && battery && Tesla coil =
ChargedPower Mace 5/5 DONEMetal box && light bulb && bar of soap && water bottle && black electrical wire && piano keys && water bottle && glove = Ekog Clock 4/4 DONE ... Fine.
Large cog && Hammer && Tome of Runes && Essence of Light = Coghammer 1/??
Ekog Clock && Ektoplomatin && Duotine && Volakas Blood = Reality Waker 1/?? 6 hopefully.
Ektoplomatin and Duotine are both hallucinogenics and Volakas are... kinda spirits of light and transcendence.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Indeed, it's kind of silly that a simple chasm would do that. Perhaps it is what lies within that is the trouble? And what would that make it? Hrm. Maybe it's best you don't find out and make that bridging.
Medigoloan is attached, technically, to both Pixie and Masakado, but I only want Pixie 100% gone: Masakado's medigoloan will do as a 5-round charge attack that hits the whole PZ field for high damage, not instakill damage. Also, thanks for pointing that out to me: Ghastly Wail is being nerfed to only do damage to anything Feared. Not instakill. That's still fairly powerful as Fear is pretty powerful itself in DTG. I'm letting you put the Hama/Mudo spells back into the mix if you want, as well, on the condition they be single-target. (doggy is not un-learning them either way.)
18/25 (Mobile Base)
18/25 (Project "Revelation")
Energy Armor && Diamond Armor = Shockjewel Armor (Level 3: 2/4)
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Ok, let me see who UserZero's killed to see if she killed any kids and if so tell Deadpool the info
If that does not work I decide to look around the server to see if any kids are playing and if a kid is playing tell deadpool that if the kids minecraft avatar dies the kid will die by UserZero's hand.
And you know deadpools only rule, no killing kids!
i summon the entire FNAF Fandom, and then use them as a bridge.
I also build the Topaz Garfield a Topaz Bed
Topaz Bed:
20000/20000 or 10000/10000 hp (Its made of topaz, and has no other function than healing/empowering a weapon that may or may not be a living creature.)
Used by Topaz Garfield
Empowers Topaz!Garfield when he is in it
(inb4 this backfires)
Factory; producing bridge parts
Factory Expansion: 8/10?
2+ to bribing the captain
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
=Turn One=
(12 / 50) A Deck Of Cards
+1 to Pricey
+1 to I_G_U
=Action=
I wake up after smashing my head somewhere in the Chasm. I attempt to identify what's down there, and gather any helpful materials whilst down there. Including plenty of gold and diamonds, fresh from the chasm walls. I also theorize that Mr. Biggins is actually SCP-312, and that Uzi breached containment.
I then switch the standard Armistyx (Old Valkyrie is somewhat unreliable) to Aerial Drone Scythe Mode and send it upward, bringing gifts from the Chasm to the Captain. I then also get the aerial drone to attach to the Laser Pterodactyl, and drag it into the Chasm so I can hit it with Old Valkyrie in Laser Rifle Scythe Mode.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
i continue converting the entire FNAF fandom into a bridge.
In the meanwhile, i walk over to the Captain and show him a method of storing Antimatter.
Factory; producing bridge parts
Factory Expansion: 9/10
2+ to bribing the captain
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
As the watch breaks, two things happen simultaneously.
The inner mirror smashes, delivering a modicum of bad luck onto UserZero. Compared to Zero's immense power, this seems like nothing to her. But a little is all it takes...
Secondly, a rumble in the distance. A ghastly amount of dark clouds begin gathering in the sky above the battlefield. Washing the sky with bleak, inky darkness, until the sun is almost blocked completely.
The horde of entites wait exceptantly for the thunder. For the oncoming downpour. For the break in the clouds.
But instead of thunder...
...
Instead...
...
Ringing.
Incestant, shril, infuriating ringing as hundereds ... no, thousands of clocks of all makes and models drip from the heavens. Any previous sounds of battle are drowned out as the gates of heaven (metaphorically) open and release hell onto the unexpecting combatants. Grandfather, pocket watches, moblie phones, LED watches, candle, pendulum, water and even sundials fall, in ever increasing rates fall onto the heads/bodies/rubber/ectoplasm of the forces. The onslaught is joined by bolts of grey, unmoving lightining, only appearing to blow apart the horde and then dissappearing as if never there. Smaller grey balls pelt down, striking down and causing any surface it touches to turn (very briefly) grey and static. UserZero and the Godmodder are stunned as the absurdity, the enormity of the event washes over them as several spring-driven clocks do just that.
Then, the whole time storm escaltes into a huge, blue and grey, bolt of lightning that pinpoints UserZero's location. She deftly manuvers past it, walking slowly back to her spot.
...
She doesn't move quickly enough as the second bolt strikes.
Standing next to her as she pulls herself, furiously, to her feet, is a man in a grey coat, desheveled top hat and blue spectales.
"UserZero! For crimes against the clock gods, I have been sent to judge you! Looks like your time is up! Cause I'm clockin' in! OH YEAH!"
7/50 Ladder to the Sky
7/50 Clothing
Poison Coffee && Medusa's Eye && Questionable Mushroom. (1)
(You can say the chasm cancels this. I'm flexable.)
Memory is the first thing to go.
Alchemies
Disguise Kit && Minecraft Focus = Minecraft Disguise Kit (3/3) COMPLETE!
The Ambassador && SCP-585 = Spy's Sharpener (2/4)
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (6/50)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (17/40)
+2 to Irecreeper
Action
I summon up a bunch of zirconium blocks and dump them into the pit, then use the Zirconium Manipulation Cube to extend them into one giant zirconium Menger sponge array. Since Menger sponges have zero volume but must have infinitesimal precision to reach a perfect Menger sponge, I stop at 15 iterations, multiplying the effective volume of the zirconium by just over 90x!
Combine Task Force: 14/15
I begin a little alchemy myself...
AK-48 && Blue Plasma Capsule == Phaserifle [Lvl. 2] 1/3
This rifle resembles a TAR-21 (seriously, the gun looks like it shoots LASERS!) and fires blue plasma bullets. In addition, the reflex sight on top has also been tinged blue. Using said sight increases accuracy with this weapon by 25% (If accuracy isn't a statistic in this game, then it increases the damage by 25% when used) for the remainder of the action.
If I'm doing something wrong, let me know.
I also get some command blocks to do some work for me to build across. I set command blocks to clone each other and the few blocks beside them upon coming into play along its side. I then activate the command block with a Redstone Block and send it on its merry way.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
20/50
12/20
A large package mysteriously appears at the Captain's feet, labeled "courtesy of the PZs". He opens it, and finds a new shirt! It was supremely expensive, and makes him RADIATE snazziness, or whatever other thing he wants to radiate.
He finds another package near his feet labeled "courtesy of the AZs". He opens it, and finds a note inside labeled "WE HATE YOU STINKY DOODOO HEAD". Not only are the AZs mean, they're immature! Stupid AZs!
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9/30 Starters 4
12/15 Badge 1
+2 engie
Welcome Basket AND Dire Hit = Critical Gift M 3/4
All HMS AND Stick = HM Wand 1/?
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Mercury commands both starters to attack doggy.
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Mercury waves at The Captain, to attract his attention.
Let me show you a new containment method.
He takes out three pokeballs, and throws them at the Kanto Starters, retrieving them. They'll be safe from attack for one update, but can't do anything.
Mercury then takes out a small bag of Pokeballs.
These can be yours for
12 monthly payments of $49.99joining the PZs.