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Before the Action: I sit on the floor waiting for something however the same fluffy pink creature came around with a pulsing large pink charge crystal
???: Heyy~! I got the special Charge Crystal~!
I take the crystal from that creature and I use it.
Echeladder+Antematter 50/50 Expended
I fell into a place where is Homestuck themed world known as the Land of Wings and Magic. I float around this place however I see the Royal Blue Quest Bed on top of the tower I wanted to ascent. I tried to reach the Quest Bed but some force is preventing me to reach it... I teleport to the guardian and I talk to him.
LOWAM Guardian: You will never climb to the Quest Bed unless if your Echematter is Level 15 and if you have the 50 Post Charge ready to be used.
The Guardian gave the cube of Antematter/Echeladder (Known as the Anteladder or the Echematter) and I gain the power of the Antematter and the Echeladder powers
[AZ] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP. (Estimated 80,000 HP from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)
After I hit Level 15, I will need to spend another 50 post charge by ascending into God Tier so I will get more power (I will try to ascend myself into my big thing)
I meet a Pesterchum jingle from someone that I want to hit up with.
Pesterchum Log
UnlimitedCutter [UC] began pestering GodlikeTerminus [GT]
UnlimitedCutter [UC] Have you enjoyed your Echeladder system?
GodlikeTerminus [GT] Yes I have finished ascending to Vulnerability form.
UnlimitedCutter [UC] Becoming Vulnerability is not an easy task so you will enjoy this however, good luck.
GodlikeTerminus [GT] Thanks and goodbye.
GodlikeTerminus [GT] has ceased pestering UnlimitedCutter [UC].
"Well that happened anyways, Back to the Battlefield so I would like to mess Chara up."
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [X] (That's Focused)
Attack: I look at the Suit of Knives before I do that, I wear the costume with the emblem of Wings in front of the Left Axe, Middle Sword and Right Spear so I get the new and full power.
I generate the Royal Blue-coloured Shurikens on the palm off my hands while I look at the Suit of Knives I enchant these shurikens with the golden glow with the sharpness rate up via my new power and I throw the powered shurikens at the Suit of Knives smashing the groups of knives that stuck on the Suit of Knives "Hmm... not bad at striking the Suit of Knives... I'll give it another try."
I also pull out the Royal Blue-coloured Bow with the high level magical power and I loaded a single arrow on the Bow, pulled it and I fire the 5 arrows from the single arrow at the Suit of Knives 5 times. I smirk on the suit of knives
I pull out the Azure Katana which can cut any knives with any durability and rush at the Suit of Knives and cut the massive line on the Suit of Knives that shatters the group of knives together.
"That's a Wonderful Idea of my new powers of course."
Slight RP: WIP
The only Market 3/50 (My Idea would be a bit overpowered so I have to use another 50 post Charge so that only AZ and N players could buy my potions and my alchemies.)
Echeladder+Antematter 50/50! +50 refunded from the Plusinator Crystal failure
[RESERVED UNTIL TALIST KNOWS WHAT WE ARE DOING]
Project Neo Squad is just for show about the Great Effort/Collab Charge but I will make another Charge which is a ChurgeAtk.
ChurgeAtk #1 1/50
Alchemy Creation:
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 13/16
Nectar oOo Plusinator Crystal OoO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar+ 2/10 (Just creating another one K?) Oh well... Scrapping this.
Essence of Sp00p && CD of Halloween Howls 1996 && Speaker that plays Spooky Scary Skeletons && Curved Sword Mold = Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher 1/16 (Yes it is Instant Level 15 Item that I want to make)
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
Mr. Stun Guy's Action: I throw the Stun Dice at RSM Information Robot X and Joshua however I noticed the Tape recording however well... Doing it to stop them from this
+1 to Hezetor, Toast and Talist.
Charge Bank: +1 from Toast +2 from Talist and Hezetor
Essence of Sp00p && CD of Halloween Howls 1996 && Speaker that plays Spooky Scary Skeletons && Curved Sword Mold = Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher (Level 7: 1/8)
crystalcat said this was not going to work, he said it directly to you, and you didn't listen. Ergo, you fail, again! Try making another system from scratch. Or something.
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (10/13)
Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (7/13)
Gula Warded Jar && Rune of Gluttony && SCP-1133-1 && Glass Bottle = Bottle of Beelzebub (3/13)
Charges
Project M12-The Typographer (36/50)
Project M14-The Speedcuber (4/50)
Project M15-$null (5/30) (+3 from Twin)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Action
I turn into a Pokémon trainer/glitchlord. I then encounter a Shuckle and attempt to capture it. Instead of capturing the Shuckle, I instead find that the sixth item in my backpack, which was coincidentally the Good Rod, is now an eighth floor button, and that I now have a glitchy mess in one of my Pokéballs. I quickly tape a piece of paper reading "HACK" onto the 8F button and rearrange the Pokémon in my party to create a short bootstrap program. I begin to perform an interpretive dance routine. After about half a minute, the sky goes dark and a massive swarm of every R/B glitch Pokémon appears. I command them to attack Chara's Knife Clusters.
A legion of Missingno. begin to spam every move they learn at it. .4 uses a localized anomaly field (aka Controlled Super Glitch) to destroy a Knife Cluster. A random glitch with a ridiculously long messed-up name spams a move named after a TM, firing beams of concentrated glitch directly at the Knife Clusters, annihilating them.
I snap my fingers.
Immediately, a giant glitchy mess envelops each Knife Cluster, eating into them like fluoroantimonic acid through pretty much everything. The glitches maul the Knife Clusters, contributing to the glitchy mess of GB colors.
I snap my fingers again, the glitchiness disappearing but the damage done to the Knife Clusters remaining.
((Yes, the 8F glitch is actually a thing in Pokémon Red and Blue. It allows arbitrary code to be run, allowing you to literally turn a Pokémon cart into something else.))
6,000 damage and 6% Integrity damage to the Knife Clusters! Knife Clusters glitched! they'll take 2% integrity damage for 3 turns. Integrity Roll for them is 10, which is 4 away from them glitching.
Integrity damage doesn't just have to be through Glitches, but that's an easy way. Also, 0% Integrity = Death, so that's hardly useless.
((Because this is just roleplay post, I think it shouldn't be nullified?))
...
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...
Well, at least I tried?
Anyway, this form costs way too much energy.
Nocturna's silhouette changes shape into a.... human? Well, her form really looked like User Zero. Except her hair was black, and longer. And she was wearing a black dress. And no gloves.
Sorry, it's just, I'm not completely summoned so I don't have much to do. Well, I heard you are making some throne wars?
Nyarlothep's throne disappears.
Make a better one.
Some time after, a giant throne appears out of nowhere. It looks like it is made out of fabric of reality itself. Actually, as you step closer, you notice that behind the black facade, the throne is made out of every throne that was ever made across the multiverse. The Nuclear Throne. Nyarly's throne. The Dog Throne. The.... another Dog Throne dog damn it. Even Ker'Athri's Obsidian Throne. And the movie projection Richard's Throne. And Chara's Knife Throne.
And after little bit more time, you notice a terrifying detail.
At the left side of the throne, chained to it was the Secret of the Void. The great dragon that resides there. And at the right side, chained was....
No, that can't be possible. You must be crazy as Uzi to think it is real. But anyways, what you see... or think you see... is the Red Dragon, wounded all over its body, chained to the throne. Let's not try to prove is it real, shall we?
No-one try to steal it. It won't go well. And by that I mean you are going to get expunged from existence by both dragons. Have fun!
...I channel the power of the soul of the nopelord through nulitor's inventory and nope that throne being reality, revealing Nocturna's madness to be an illusion. After all, you cannot defeat Hezetor in a throne-off. He is simply the best there is. Also, that's absurdly OP and far too OP for everyone's sake, including her own. Don't you know that if a Godmodder has to fight something above his/her power level, that power level will skyrocket to make the previous foe suddenly curb-stompable? And that's permanent? We don't want Uzi gaining that power times like a billion or something!
The OP Scale, clearly working overtime this turn, practically nerfs Nocturna into the ground!
Seriously dog. We have far too many OP things waltzing around, including a Universe eating monstrosity as a Player character. You can't make this stuff up, we actually have a problem with overbearing OP stuff from player RP, and this is ignoring the fact that everyone's a reality warper by default due to how Anti-Godmodding works and it only gets worse from there. To say nothing of the godmodders themselves. ON top of all of that, the Red Dragon is one of the highest (if not literally thus far THE highest) strength beings in existence, and if you could casually free it so easily, well, let's just say...
"Hrm... the AZ entity bar is smaller than it was before. Anyways, it's time to get back to hurting Richard!"
I loudly announce this, making absolutely sure Richard can hear. Richard gets read. He stares in my general direction, waiting for me to attack. I begin by setting a lawn chair down, reclining on it, and sipping some lemonade, saying that I'm "waiting for something to happen". Richard looks around, but... he can't detect anything. There's nothing coming at him, from any direction. No meteors or giant lasers. I continue to sit in the lawn chair, looking over at Richard's general direction with an amused look on my face, and wait...
*Continued in the next post*
Richard's a book? Richard eyes you oddly at this particularly funny typo.
[RP AND ATTACKS] ConsumerOfAll: Ker'Arthi, please don't weaken Battlefury's effectiveness. ConsumerOfAll: His dogs, while often eldritch and creepy, are good for traumatising our enemies. ConsumerOfAll: Also, welcome, Fanta. This place is murderous. You have been warned. ConsumerOfAll: RSM Information Robot, Dr. * 4, please kill MinMax. He's been alive for way too long.
I look at the pieces of the Conglomerate's Stick, and put it in hammerspace. It's too valuable to lose. Anyway, onto sans. SHe's is on 100% evasion, which means that if at least one attack goes towards him, he will get hit. He is also threatening my life according to the whims of the Random Number Generator, which is very bad.
ConsumerOfAll: sans, it would be a terrible shame if you couldn't dodge your own attacks. ConsumerOfAll: You sort of have the being at 100% advantage, but still. ConsumerOfAll: Just asking. ConsumerOfAll: I have different sorts of attacks to do.
ConsumerOfAll: The reason why will become apparently later, after a certain few of my attacks.
ConsumerOfAll: Not that you'll last long.
I take out a knife. It's just a normal butcher's knife, not the Real Knife, not Termination, just another knife. I swing it at sans. He's done this many, many times before, so he effortlessly dodges. I swing again. sans sidesteps, but then he realises that that slash was not normal. The goldenrod energy of godmodding imbues it. I swing the knife again, with no real target. A rift in reality opens it, and surrounds sans. Even if he teleports away, it continues to enclose him, before he is teleported to a scenario, similarly to the abnormal scenario earlier.
***
sans is stuck in a field, surrounded by dust. Dust, dust, everywhere. This is probably more dust then in the Underground. sans realises that this is not a normal version of the Underground, instead, much, much, larger. He looks behind him. There they are, the Human Child. They step towards him. If sans tries to counterattack, they easily dodge. The Child continues to approach sans, who quickly realises that his attacks are useless, and is forced to run away. He continues to run away, until he sees a flower. A certain, familiar, flower, who recently became less than a flower.
Our Best Friend. Our best friend, Flowey the Flower, seems different. He's still Asriel, sure. Differences in beta timelines, Fragments, Alternate Universes, whatever you want to call them are common, and can separate a doomed timeline with a normally going timeline.
* Howdy! * We all know who I am, who you are, and the purposes of this timeline, so I won't go too into detail. * You don't? How sad. * The Underground has a lot of Fragments, created by people, looking to experience a different version of their favourite world. * This hellhole is different. * The Alpha Godmodder, ConsumerOfAll, you already know who she is, decided to take an expanded version of the Underground of here, give it a tiny bit of life, and send you here. * However, she also made this very grimdark. Very, very, grimdark. * Like that edgy Fragment. Underfell, or something. * Wait, are you all over in Universe B saying that I'm out of character? * I'm an idiot who can't learn from his mistakes? I'm omnicidal. * You can't blame poor old me for having a creator who is obviously a biased source on these issues. * So is smiley trashbag in most of these Fragments. * Oh, we're getting off topic here? * Anyway, me and Chara want you dead. * It is the purpose of this fragment, and most of the people here. * So, let's start round one, and only round one, just in this post. * That would be a wonderful idea!
First of all, I trap the room in godmodding energy that prevents him from teleporting out of Flowey's attacks or the alternate dimension until it ends, sans dies, or sans kills Flowey. Vines burst towards sans, similarly to Or Be Killed. These vines constrict the entire area, before spikes, many, many spikes burst out of them. Sans now has to dodge spikes flying at him from all angles, while Flowey surrounds him in his famously dodgable friendliness pellets. This isn't just a 2-dimensional circle, but a 3-dimensional sphere. Flowey then sends more walls, again 3D, at sans, forcing him nearer and nearer to a vine. If sans gets too close to a vine, more vines erupt out of it, and they run straight into sans. Flowey stops.
* I'm sorry, but due to time constraints, I have to end the attack. * That was very, very, easy to dodge, wasn't it? * Not to mention, not being very long. * Oh well. * Tell mainline Flowey I said howdy.
Alternate Flowey leaves. sans, if he successfully gets through the vines, sees a checkpoint up ahead. This also allows him to get back to the battlefield. I strike a name out on my hidden list.
Next up, Alternate Toriel.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] The Unnamed 14/30 ============================== Magical Theories 40/50 (+6 from Francisco) ================================================== Memories of a Dreamer 1/40 ========================================
ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (13/??) ================ Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (9/??) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (9/??) ================ +3 to Francisco
(@Tazz: Levels please. TT, nulitor's GS. @CrazeePi & Blinky: I did a fifty post charge for it.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun (Level 5), only my railgun (Level 8), Coin Launcher (Level 4), Conglomerate's Stick (Level 0)
just as the bullets could almost be dodged...Whomph! a shield whirs to life! Sans was narrowly going to get killed by that, but Crusher's shield saved his hindquarters at the last possible second! Deflecting your godmodding energies, sans reappears on the battlefield. sans, despite not having obvious lungs, breathes down your backside hard enough to make you jump in surprise at his sudden reapperance, as the shield dies down. his eyes lose all light and shape, dead holes into a blank space that you can't quite tell is full or not.
Yo sorry i took a brake but i am back and am gonna do something i attack a knife cluster with charas toy baby knife (stats:3000 damage if attacking chara or his knife clusters but outside of that generally weak except if combined with a certain knife then fun happene's
Charges
God of air charge 15/50
Determination 1/50
oh ho this is gonna be a long while until i reach my final charge (and yes this is only one chrage which ill use after 8 more 50 post charges
Uh, chara's toy knife obtained. It is Level 1. You deal 3,000 damage to a Knife Cluster, killing it, as advertised.
I pull out a box and put the Suit of Knives into it. I then throw the box into a volcano, and the volcano into the sun, and the sun into the center of the galaxy, and the center of the galaxy into the Green Sun, and then the Green Sun into the box, and that box into a volcano, and on and on and on. The Informer uses Guns Akimbo! on the Suit of Knives.
Marvel of Machinery: 30/50
Hush: 1/50
The Secret of the Gungeon: 1/50
12,000 damage to the Suit of Knives before Chara breaks free due to the Green Sun obliterating the box outright!
Genericy begins to glow before disappearing in his place is a blue featureless ghostish figure
Well, glad I finally made it, now to work.
He launches several magic spells and Chara's Suit of Knives and then raises his hands and... deconstructs the beacon and instead works on something else.Infusion 2/50
+20: 15/20 (probably plot-relevant or something, despite being just compressing a few charge tokens)
"Right, so when's the part when Ayaze- oh. Right. She left suddenly."
"Erm... I should probably send in the emergency backup."
"LINE!"
Neko [Check Bar]: 155,000/155,000 HP.
ATK: 4,000
PASSIVES:
Total Spinning Confusion: As long as Neko is alive, the weather will always attempt to be overridden with "Disorientating Spinning", giving non-allied entities a chance to be either stunned or confused for a turn.
CRASH: Thanks to failed scripting of certain things, Neko's HP can be a bit... buggy. More specifically, if you bring her HP down to 60,000 exactly (and yes, it does mean exactly 60,000: anything more or less and this effect cannot trigger), the game is going to glitch out. The problem with this is that the alignments of every other entity will be randomized for two turns. Thankfully, the amount of entities on each side will still stay the same in case this probably very unlikely scenario. Have fun with this. I'm sure of it this is going to get nerfed.
"This is going to be a disaster. ...Maybe I should've thought up a better backup."
Neko summoned! It'll do as you say...She joins the Anti-Zero's!
Supercool993 turns to the Sniper Squirrel and nods
It's time
The Sniper Squirrel turns to User_Zero and begins firing incendiary acorns at her, round after round the assault continues until they are completely out, they then take out an adorably tiny knife and charge User_Zero tearing into her with vicious ferocity before planting their adorably tiny knife in her eye and planting a blasphemous acorn grenade in her mouth and then scampering away. The grenade begins ticking and is then suddenly struck by a mana bolt resulting in a massive explosion.
Just joining the server and doing what comes naturally in minecraft, I begin to make a small scale base while I think of something actually useful to make.
Small House 1/5
While I start building my base, both of my shoes fly off my feet and into the battlefield, bumping Richard and Zero on the head. On a side note, my shoes are made of cement and I have extraordinary leg strength.
Welcome, UltimatePersona!
Good thing Uzi and Richard both were wearing helmets.
These creatures propose an alliance, I suppose that a brief tactical meeting might be helpful,well that the avatar that I created in this plane a while a gocan begin to spend his time in a more productive way.
Hezetor's MC avatar teleports next to Moog city entrance and... enters the city.
The ability to be in two places at the same time now allows him to both hear and speak at both sides of the wall, yes that MC avatar that was created a while ago never stopped to being a thing.
The avatar is looking for any sentient being in the city that claims any sort of diplomacy/military role in the city
Wow, you insulted his throne, I'm not the kind of person that would go mad for something like this, while this guy over here is even more obsessed with thrones than me.
The throne of the skies slowly flies next to the construct of wood with a crown.
Hezetor: Salutations, I'm Hezetor Signore Supremo delle Terre Emerse and it appears to me that you were talking about my throne, you should be aware that a throne is a completely different thing from a chair so please refrain to ever call it a chair again, and I overheard that you gave the order to destroy the thrones in the area.
Hezetor: ...
Hezetor: Don't even think about touching my Throne.
The Metallica Module is installed on the Modular Armor,the armor itself mutates into a new form, the old tiny slot for modules disappear from the surface of the armor in their place a dark blue amalgamation of orichalcum and adamantium appears, the slots are instead moved in a sliding compartment in the right and left arm of the armor. [+3 or +4 on Hezetor's defense, as Tazz sees fit for a level 10 alchemy]
Hezetor is still coping Zarod's abilities on slot one if the one that he obtained is not "Execute".
While I'm here let's spend this 50 post charge quickly to finish off Chara.
This time with the power of 50 points of charge the abilities of Hezetor over atoms are not that restrained so this time the complete atomization of Chara will be successful.
Die.
Hezetor points his index in Chara's direction and slowly begins to change the position of every single atom of his body, he converts every single atom as an hydrogen atom, and he will not stop here, he takes all these hydrogen atoms and converts them into quarks breaking the protons, neutrons and electrons of these atoms, to conclude all of it all these quark are destroyed by anti-quarks that were generated in this instant completely annihilating all of the quarks, Chara can be determined but determination can't allow you to survive when you don't even exist, all that used to be the being called "Chara" is now nothing, no matter what's your level of regeneration, no matter how much you believe you can't die, no matter how many times you resurrected when you body was badly injured, if your body doesn't exist you are dead.
Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation
(neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 11/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 9/11)
Preview : Zweihander && Chaos Flame Ember && Soul of a Great Hero [1] = ? 1/?
[1] This is a soul in the Dark Souls term of soul, so
it is more appropriate to say that is the conglomerate of souls that
used to belong to a great hero, it represents his power/experience, but
this doesn't mean that the resulting sword will be sentient.
Preview: Module && the result of the previous alchemy = ?? 1/?
+1 Talist, + 1 Pricey and +1 Toast.
It takes so long to go down that you have to wait until the EoTB to see the results!
Your 50 post charge effortlessly one-shots the Suit of Knives and Cha-
*But it Refused.
...Or not. it appears that, while Chara's Suit of Knives have vanished, Chara himself has somehow inexplicably revived to full HP. Chara's property-that he is of course too determined to actually DIE-is back in full glory. And while nothing has changed since you last properly saw him, his knife's dark red aura now spreads to the rest of his body, and then outwards towards the field...
It appears Chara has entered his second phase! Now, in addition to doubling his current attacks and Knife Cluster spawnrate, he will also generate an aura that deals an impossible-to-midgitate 1,000 damage aura, which will deal exactly that much damage!...Only once, though. Simple enough, methinks. In additon, it should be obvious that just trying to destroy Chara normally is impossible; there must be an alternative method to destroying him...
Well, it looks like whatever I was waiting for hasn't happened yet. It'll happen soon, but I don't want to wait around for it. I hold up a finger in Richard's direction, the universal sign for "1 moment". and then head off to a nearby mountain, which I spend some time stripping down for ores and stone. I struggle with a dungeon I find within, but do of course come out victorious. Finally, I slowly and leisurely walk back to where I was before, and begin building some sort of statue, not really making any effort to hurry. Richard keeps an eye on it warily...
[CHARGE:-]
[THIS POSTS MAIN TARGET: chara]
[ACTIONS: i start by handing a time bomb and the book 'bomb defusing for dummies' to chara. he/she opens the book to learn bomb defusing, but then the BOOK explodes in his/her face instead of the bomb! i repeat the attack over and over again, with the book exploding every time. chara eventually catches on and places defences from the book explosions. and then i repeat the attack over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over until suddenly i repeat the attack and THE BOMB explodes instead of the book this time, catching chara completely off-guard and damaging him/her more!]
[OTHER: after reading the last update, unless i didnt read hard enough, i think you missed my big return post tazz...]
The Mysteryman: ================================================== 25/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Interface: ================================================== 24/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Campfire: =================================================== 13/50 (+1 from Cobalt and The Diner)
(+50 from Tazz in reserve)
I +3 Cobalt.
I repeat all the earlier entity actions that didn't go through because of the tape. (The Nuclear Throne uses Resignation, Ampersand prepares for Sandfall Mode and uses Struggle four times on Chara, and Ultra Greed uses Bling Volcano twice.) And while we're on the subject of the tape, that was probably the best thing I've ever read in this game. Nice work, Tazz. Nice work.
The Scribe walks up to the Information Robot and decides to spew meaningless information at him in the hopes of overloading his information processors or something.The Scribe makes the Robot sit down and has a nice long conversation with him about geopolitics as spoken by a five-year-old boy. The Information Robot is not overloaded by the excess information, but is upset about the blatant lies that the boy is saying. He snaps the boy's neck in frustration and is promptly sent to jail for life imprisonment because he touched and/or killed the child.
While in jail, the Information Robot is not treated kindly because he literally murdered a small child, and many of the criminals who have done lesser crimes find the Robot to be a despicable being. However, because the Robot is much better than humans in every conceivable way because he's, you know, a robot, the Information Robot is able to kill everyone in jail and bust out in a few minutes. That's when an alien ship flies overhead and abducts him. The Information Robot is sent to alien jail. These alien prisoners have done much greater crimes than killing a kid, so the Information Robot is viewed as weak and meaningless.
Angered by this, the Robot decides to prove his worth by breaking out of this prison. He uses his vast amount of Information to form a full-scale riot, which leads into escape. However, none of the aliens can breathe in space once the prison is destroyed, and they all die. The Robot is fine though, because he doesn't need to breathe. However, the Robot is now abducted by an entire universe and is sent to the Jail Universe for destroying a full-fledged alien prison. Some aliens actually did escape in ships and are now terrorizing other planets much like before, and it's all the Information Robot's fault.
The punishment is, of course, death. But the death is not quick and painless. It is long and excruciating, and it involves every kind of torture imaginable. Because this is an entire universe centered around imprisonment and punishment and it has had a very long time to perfect these skills, the Jail Universe is easily able to pinpoint exactly what hurts the most. After years of prolonged pain, the Information Robot is jettisoned back to the Zeroth Server, barely functioning.
15,000 damage to the Information Robot! His ordeal has left him weakened-he can only deal half damage this turn!
Reverse Von Karma 1/50
DTG Atsume 1/50
Homestuck >Fine 3/4
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight 3/14(checked earlier)
Vampire Knives && Railgun && Stopwatch = Scarlet Devil 3/11
16,000/125,000 Lv. 3
Golem: ...Well? Continue, please?
Golem: Actually hold on a sec, need to do something.
The Golem pulls out a Sharpness VI Fire Aspect III Trial Tester sword, Protection VIII Runic Armor, and an opple, as well as a spellbook.
Golem: ...I'm technically not supposed to be doing crossover attacks, but the infinite war's over, so...
The Golem uppercuts the Suit of Knives, then blasts it with Lightning.
Golem: Chara, why are *you* doing this, anyways?
Golem: I get that you're "the demon that comes when you call its name"...
Golem: But it's unfair to confine your personality to the end of a path with entirely too many exits.
Golem: You can't be unrelentingly evil...
Golem: You poisoned yourself to free the monsters.
Golem: You tried to protect Asriel from the humans.
Golem: And I'm fairly certain you helped Frisk through their journey... even if Uzi's influence muddies those waters.
Golem: I don't want to believe that you're beyond saving.
Golem: If everyone can believe that Asriel can be saved...
Golem: Why can't they believe in you, too?
Chara's eyes twitch, but do not open. There is no response otherwise.
*UserZero: where was i? oh, yes. chara betraying me.
*UserZero: it was quite silly. betraying ME? i effortlessly stopped his blow.
*UserZero: her face then was so amusing. wish you could see it, shame i didn't record that...
*UserZero: in any caes, i had my purposes with that world, a reason i wanted it alive. the instant i realized chara would kill everything on it for me, though, i knew i had to exploit this.
*UserZero: after some, let's say readjustment, i shattered every physical barrier preventing chara from going somewhere, as long as a living being was there; a 'curse' of freedom.
*UserZero: chara proceeded to kill everything alive on the planet in a matter of hours. everything.
*UserZero: meanwhile, i mined out everything of value to me from the planet itself, and scrapped what was left of civilization.
*UserZero: and kept the corpses, of course!
*UserZero: after that, though, it was time for chara's punishment.
*UserZero: in accordance with it...i revived sans, flowey and asgore.
sans twitches. He didn't know about this. He had believed there were survivors.
*UserZero: it was simple, really. chara would fight sans, forever.
*UserZero: if he won, i'd respawn sans without any memory.
*UserZero: if he lost, his boundless determination would revive him.
*UserZero: there was no point to any of it.
*UserZero: flowey recalled the time resets, at least, but not his own death, and asgore and sans were totally clueless.
*UserZero: nothing chanegd. the fights went on.
*UserZero: and on, and on, and on and on and on...
*UserZero: eventually, the joke wore thin on chara, his smile died...
*UserZero: ...and that's when things got interesting.
She stops for now, leaving the story hanging. She'll get to the end next turn, most likely.
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (2/3 mind)
Tokens: (4, 6, 1)
Total Tokens (8, 10, 5)
Commands:
Leictreon: PZ', GS, GS, NU, __
If Leictron is still outa this world radical (AKA: is untargetable), just prime the NU matter. Otherwise, shoot Chara with the primed PZ matter. I'm not sure what happened with it due to the tape.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]
@Tazz: Yes. I have plans for my other charges. Plus, the only completed charge I have is the Earth one, but it's more important to keep it as is. And when I posted that action, I don't believe Toast had actually used the charge, so I figured I'd attack the wall anyway.
Now that the wall is gone, let's do something else.
Seeing the wall broken, Mikoto steps towards the hole.
Oh, thank you.
But then HaveARottenDay interrupts him.
Huh? Oh, no. Of course not. I'm not planning on actually going in. Or out, as it were. The charge to fix Earth is almost done, but that's useless without a way to tell people apout it. I'm just going to stand guarj until the charge is done.
However, seeing Braxis and the other endermen introduce themselves, he becomes nervous and takes a few steps back again.
Attempted theft? Mikoto, what did you do?
Immediately, Mikoto sounds defensive.
It wasn't like that. We thought the place was abanjoned and Gail wanted to explore it. We literally founj a tunnel into the ground, no warnings or signs of habitation.
Then hearing Braxis deny responsibility, he becomes quiet, but still speaks with (in his opinion) justified anger.
"Is probably punishment enough"? Don't say that like it's justified. She can parely speak anymore. How can that b-
Wait...
Mikoto suddenly stops as he hears Gail, who seemed to need to carefully navigate the phonetics of English.
Stop... it... ... an accident... um... ... is an accident...
Mikoto sighs, not wanting to disappoint Gail.
Okay...
Then he looks up at Braxis again, the sound of vindication gone from his voice.
I'm sorry. We haj no idea that the place was your city. And I don't know anything about this teleportation, unless differing standarjs are making things difficult. But me and Gail hafe only been there once and Inari has nefer been there.
And with their disappearance, Mikoto and Inari go to guard the hole in the wall until the charge to fix Earth is done.
So if anyone tries to injure any civilians, which might happen, they get counter attacked by this action. The Veteran (who actually exists) joins Hezetor in looking around Moog City for lifeforms. And while there, he picks up a bit of paper from the ground, which is the half finished map of the area Gail was making before she dropped it.
Oh, and Tazz? I assume we can't just waltz into the End, right?
Actually, put that on hold or something. I don't think it will be very useful for the cost. Instead, let's do something more interesting...
(The Origuni (from Enter the Gungeon) || grey ink) || ((Paper with Proof for the Intermediate Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for the Mean Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for L'Hôpital's Rule) && (Barometer && Stopwatch && Anemometer (measures wind speed && Hand Fan)) = Limit Found 1/??
A pistol made out of paper origami with tons of mathematical symbols and drawings on it. It's extremely light, and not particularly powerful, but it measures the change in the wind with respect to time, allowing its bullets to find their marks with pinpoint accuracy. Then even after that, it establishes a position equation for the bullet with f(0) being at the pistol's barrel and f(t) being at the target. So with this and some very hazy interpretations of the theorems used to make the weapon, the gun defines the bullet's path, velocity, and acceleration, allowing said bullet to go around obstacles, guided by wind. I'll probably upgrade this later with more mathematical theorems.
Project Earth: 50/50 I'm contributing this to fixing Earth. Heart.
Project Sun: 28/50 Initiate the thingy! Might.
Project Moon: 26/50 More mind melting than Cthulhu. Hopefully anyway. Mind.
Hopefully we can get this entity to sync up with a different project...
(The Origuni (from Enter the Gungeon) || grey ink) || ((Paper with Proof for the Intermediate Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for the Mean Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for L'Hôpital's Rule) && (Barometer && Stopwatch && Anemometer (measures wind speed && Hand Fan)) = Limit Found (Level 15: 1/16)
Calculus is a very scary power, Talist. Use it very wisely.
You jump in after Hezetor! You defend the citizenry despite the fact that no-one is attacking them and they would almost certainly get destroyed by Rotten should the dare!
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (11/13)
Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (8/13)
Gula Warded Jar && Rune of Gluttony && SCP-1133-1 && Glass Bottle = Bottle of Beelzebub (4/13)
Charges
Project M12-The Typographer (37/50)
Project M14-The Speedcuber (5/50)
Project M15-L M 4 (9/30) (+3 from Twin)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Action
I grab Overkill! and fire bombs at Neko. Let's mess some stuff up.
6,000 damage to Neko!
51 posts plus 63 from last turn is a whooping 114! sans eye's glint, and multiple entities around the field start bulging, a massive horde of Gasterblasters ready to rush out! This is gonna get-
Godmodder477: Heh.
-what happened.
Sans has stopped. He is in a state of surprise. A rock has impacted his skull, a rock coated in the finest godmodding energy.
sans takes 1 damage.
Sans falls on his rump, somehow still able to control his body at this point, as an intense amount of ketchup leaks from his side. And it is ketchup; monsters don't bleed.
Richard is looking at sans, his kill. He reacted fast to do it, but boy was it ever worth it...sans stares at his killer, standing tall and proud, as he relinquishes sans of his gamma plus glove, and with a flick of his fingers, resizes it to fit his own, pocketing the old gamma glove.
The world briefly goes monochrome for some reason as Richard kneels down over his prize for one last chat.
sans: ...this is how it ends, huh. sans: i knew it, i wasn't going to survive. it was only a matter of time. sans: but the last thing i wanted to do was to make this all worse. Godmodder477: What? did you want HER to get stronger? sans: ...good point, heheh. sans: ...you won't change, will you. Godmodder477: Do I have a choice? Godmodder477: You knew you would go down. Godmodder477: I'm the best hope there is to stop UserZero once and for all. Godmodder477: You knew that, too. sans: the best hope for taking her down, yes...but are you the best way? Godmodder477: Oh, stop that! Godmodder477: You people keep judging me, like I'm magically going to turn into a planet busting villain because UserZero said I would! Godmodder477: I'm not that much of a jerk! Godmodder477: The worst I'd do is just take her corporation and make money like mad. Godmodder477: At my best, I'm killing stuff like the Dark Carnival and all those other multiversal baddies! Godmodder477: What's your problem, sans? Godmodder477: Were you just afraid to die? Unwilling to sacrifice for the greater good? sans: it is kind of rude to kill someone, you know...and you are definitely not the greater good here... sans: ...is that you, pap?
sans' body is visibly deteriorating. Turning to dust.
Godmodder477: Look, I won't say I'm the most moral person out there... Godmodder477: I mean, that tape did just say I did attempt identity theft. Godmodder477: But can't you trust me to do something benefiting others? Godmodder477: After all, I did take that Scribe guy's journal to make sure that Flowey didn't do anything dumb with it. Godmodder477: Not like that ended up really mattering...
...The Scribe panics and checks his body. Sure enough, instead of where his journal would usually be, he finds an IOU from Richard. Sensing your distress, he suddenly pops it into your inventory at that space.
sans: honestly i just think you're another psycho...pap hold up a sec. sans: you're just trying to justify a climb to power... sans: ...that doesn't matter... sans: ...please...just...stop her... sans: stop her from doing anything like that again...stop that...thing... sans: ...pap, i'm going...we'll go to grillsbys... sans: ...papyrus... sans: ...love you too bro... sans: ... sans: ... sans: ... sans was slain by thrown rock.
sans completely deteriorates into dust. his clothes are all that's left, and they're nothing special, and too small for most of you.
There is no immediately visible change in Richard, except for his godmodding aura becoming somewhat more intense. The world reverts to full color, and...
The ascension is complete. Richard is now Gamma Plus.
Godmodder477: Alright, new rank...Ah...Breath of fresh air. More power. More chance. Less of a gap. Godmodder477: Come on everyone! Press advantage!
Richard's new-found power allows him to suddenly pull off a surge of speed like never before! He rams into UserZero, and while she quickly pushes him back, he managed to push her off by 50 blocks! UserZero scowls while Richard grins.
Full update in a day? Full update in a day?! OK, not in a DAY, but you get what I mean. BUT WE DID IT REDDIT. WE DID IT. WE GOT A FULL UPDATE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER DONE ON THE DAY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DONE, I AM SO HAPPY.
Omega Flowey's swan song FINALLY activates: Or Be Killed. Massive Vines infused with Determination slam into UserZero, restricting her movement! She roars, but she cannot free herself-she's vulnerable! However, only the BEST attack sent at her can damage her, while everything else will be absorbed by the vines! Whoever succeeds shall claim Omega Flowey's Spoil of War, the Golden Aster. This doesn't mean she can't attack this turn, mind...Also, if no attack is worthy of it, she will be freed and decide who the Golden Aster will go to (and it will be a Pro Zero).
The Nightmare, testing if that 'refusal' thing was a one-off, attacks Chara again, and gets no different results. Radiation kicks in, spawning a Nightmare Crystal! The Innocent One witnesses the carnage, the guilt, and feels horrible shame at being involved in this despite not planning on harming a soul.
Dark Dreamy Bowser's attacks are ready! Of course, due to how it works, all three must be done during Ultra Greed's turn. This is the end for Ultra Greed, almost certainly! It's tempting to remove him from the field now, but it's clear that I must wait until the proper time. TheMinMaxnificent18STR begs a GS, ANY GS, to give him his final vote to ues his special so it doesn't go to waste! At the same time, he quickly digs up a fortification to protect himself from the onslaught, creating an impressive barrier! It won't last past this turn but it'll protect him for the entirety of it...The Avenger, now able to, orders both its Elite Squad Drop and Alien Clone Drop, and Scientific Progression works out for the Specialists to now gain a new technique: Restoration, which is a stronger full-party AoE version of their passive heal that also cures status conditions of all kinds (but only to the Avenger's Troops)! It requires 3-turn cooldown. The Elite squad is at cap-it must drop to 2 before any more Elites can come in! But the elites that are sent in-2 Psions, 2 Rangers, 1 Grenadier and 1 Sharpshooter-are definitely a solid team combined with the 2 Specialists. The Alien clones spawn in two Andromedons! They live by the adage of 'you only die twice,' so be wary. Finally, due to the Diner, the engineers of the Avenger are on-the-job enough to immediately repair the engines when shot down! Their specialists take aim at the Knife Clusters and both land, dealing a total of 2,000 damage! They heal each other to full. The Stardust Monolith re-summons its Sentinel! It resumes guarding the Monolith!
Ultra Greed, seeing no outs to to the inevitable, uses Bling Volcano! Dark Bowser takes 16,875 damage due to his .75x damage reduction, while his arms both take the full 15,000 splash, knocking out his left arm! He launches his meaty fist forward to claim the kill and end Iron Chef, once and for all!
The Greed Gapers and Keepers, which have been things, have something to say about that, however, and launch a series of projectiles directly into the fist! It's enough force and surprise that Dark Bowser's stopped cold! He takes 750 damage extra, and-
...What.
Ultra Greed, surprsied, repeats Bling Volcano, repeating his damages! However, 16,785 times 2 is 33750, which is JUUUST enough to kill Dark Bowser!
Dark Bowser goes into an overly long death animation with starts pouring out of him like a water fountain! Ultra Greed is victorious and has won Iron Chef! In the absense of the three Cooking Gods, who were slain earlier, Cranky Kong descends from the heavens above! Declaring Ultra Greed's victory the definition of a clutch win, he declares that Ultra greed has gotten gud and is worthy of his incredible Blessing of Gudness-which nullifies all Splash damage and gives him 10% evasion against all other attacks, on top of the standard rewards of Iron Chef! In addition to this, Ultra Greed gains a pair of Sunglasses, ascending to the role of Saint of Clutch (he assures him his previous arrangement with Stan is unaffected), and gains so much money his bank is immediately full twice over! Forced to spend immediately, he opts to buy his Kamikaze, giving him a full bank! Light surrounds the arena, and it explodes violently, and when the smoke clears, Ultra Greed has rejoined the fray, sitting atop a throne second ONLY to Hezetor's glorious throne (and Regnum Dei), made of solid Divinium and Gudness and given every accommodation known to man!
Recap of rewards: 3 turns of crits, 3 turns of 5 armor (this translates to 20,000 off every attack), a 100% full restore (including integrity and his missing passive!), a full bank, his Kamikaze, immunity to Splash, and a 10% dodge rate! Wow!
...Having not spent an action, his Keepers fire upon Chara, having not seen the whole thing beforehand. Alas, he refused.
EXOS +1s all GS players, a bit late due to some data calcluations!
I suddenly remember there were summons! Le derp. Schrodinger's Ultron is nerfed by the OP Scale for being a bit OP for a one-post summon but is still very strong! It can't follow through with Crusher's orders, but opts to do something loosely similar and deal 9,000 damage to Chara's Knife Clusters (lessened by Fortification), destroying 1 cleanly! The other two are properly added.
Leictreon's trip back has finally ended, gaining another NU matter and priming the one he had previously. The Nuclear Throne activates Resignation, dealing 10,000 damage to all Pro-Zero entities and inflicting Radiation for 3 turns. (4 was a mistake on Twin's part). Joshua translates that to 3 damage, Walker only takes 2 due to armor, and Consumer outright no-sells it! They're all still radiated, though, even Chara despite Radiation being completely useless against him! Ampersand's delayed entry into Sandfall MOde ends, and he combos Chara's Knife Clusters 4 times with Struggle, dealing 5,000, than 8,000, than 11,000, than 14,000 damage! This destroys 4 of Chara's Knife Clusters, bringing him down to 5 total! Captain Falcon uses Show Me 'Ya Moves on Joshua, who's so inflamed/excited by the invitation that he immediately expends his Mystery Charge to do JUST THAT! The Crowd cheers him on and throws him healing items (curing his Radiation), but this also wastes his charge. Joshua switches to Creation element! Leona deals 4,000 damage to the Plating of the Information Robot! Mr. Stun guy rolls his stun dice at Information Robot and Joshua, rolling a 4, then a 51! Sadly, this isn't good enough for a stun, but does deal 7,500 damage to both of them as well! This translates to 2 damage for Joshua! The NSM Radar Overseer idles, having been given NO ORDERS! If you want the NSM Radar Overseer to do ANYTHING, You have to give it an order, at least one!
The Squirrel Sniper tries to take pre-emptive advantage of UserZero's situation, but UserZero catches all the acorns in her teeth, then grows a Minigun Mouth to shoot them back at the Squirrel, preventing the Squirrel from approaching! The shoddy AI in the Salvation whirrs up: The Mobility Core decides to do nothing, since it isn't a Wednesday and the Rocket Flight is charged up! The orders from Ire compute into the Weapons Core, allowing it to Gravity Cannon Joshua! This deals 15,000 damage, or 4 by his standards, but doesn't stun! The Defensive Core...To Ire's relief, cannot use Repair Sequence with fully healed cores (that's impossible!), so it instead uses Nanobot Swarm on Ampersand, restoring 10,000 HP! Prototype 2 summons his Construct! Neko's spinning fails to change the weather but does deal 6(-1 from Armor) damage to the sole Grenadier! Hezetor copies Strangle from Zarod!
Joshua gets mad at Captain Falcon for the technical trickery and smashes him in the jaw, dealing 22,500 damage! (I now remind Star it is in his better interest to explore Limbo while you have the time). He then takes 2 damage from Radiation. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr takes advantage of his Radiation to teach someone about radioactivity with hismelf as a demonstration, blowing their mind! The unfortunate student is the Sniper Squirrel, who takes 25,000 damage and gets Radiated herself (for 1 turn)! It appears this is a quirk of Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr : Any status condition he takes empowers him! Kind of! The Information Robot has recieved orders, but cannot perform them-he opts for a close alternative and deals a Weakened 3 damage to a Ranger!
Chara dies, and refuses to die, of Radiation Poisoning! He spawns 12 Knife Clusters before adding her count to 14 per turn! His pre-existing 5 Knife Clusters deal 10,000 damage to the Innocent One, the Stardust Monolith (ignoring the Sentinel!), Leona, the Radar Overseer, and nightmare crystals-this kills the Nightmare Crystals and Nightmare herself! Then, she puts his 4 attacks to use! She stabs the Sharpshooter right in the head! Then, he goes for Leictreon, but misses-but the resulting dodge takes away ALL Position Uncertainty! He proceeds to then dual-stab Neko (Owch) and Mr. Stun Guy! All but Leictreon suffer a specific condition, it's called, hang on, it's at the tip of my tongue...
There we go. Chara then deals 1,000 damage to EVERYTHING, translating to 1 damage for Player HP entities! Thsi ignores every defensive passive present; if you are on the field you take the damage! This slays all the Greed Gapers and is the straw that breaks the camel's back for poor, poor 18STR. His shield attmepts to regen, but the Radiation destroys it again! The Knife clusters that exist already take Radiation Damage and roll 85 for Integrity check holding out; the Burn only spreads to the new knife clusters (not the Radiation or Integrity, YET), dealing a final tick of damage before dying out! Then, Glitch procs, bringing all Integrities down by 2! (no integ checks immediately for Glitch).
Richard's stamina has been restored by his slaying of sans! He quickly +2s UltimatePersona, SuperCool, and Talist! He then slays a Grenadier and a Specialist from the Avenger's forces!
UserZero roars and unleashes Huntdown! Odd, purple runes appear near the Hostile end of the field...Odd.
UserZero: ok, quick lowdown! what's coming out of there is DC property meant for base camps!
UserZero: no clue what it is, mind, but i'm trying to fish out the carnival so kill it quickly! only needs to be here for a second!
And with that statement, a building is summoned from the Summoning Circle, smashing down into the field! Rather than something combat-based, however, it appears to be best described as a Carnival-themed Casino, complete with Clown Greeters! Confused, but smiling, they open the doors...Oh. Oh no.
Within its walls, you can plainly see thousands upon thousands of slot machines, tables for all sorts of gambling, and so much more, all in a space all too big for the building, and all being played by clowns. Clowns everywhere. And not just regular, normal, happy clowns, but cultist clowns. Capricorn is everywhere, painted in all sorts of fanciful colors. Fountains spout out Fayago in all its flavors. Horns adorn every slot machine, honking for every play and every win-with every machine going up into a machine dead-center of the whole place. Here to welcome you is the stuff of your worst nightmares: the Joker and Kefka, fused at the shoulder!
This is clearly a very serious situation.
Joker: Welcome, welcome, one and all, to the Paradox Casino de Royale! Windfalls of glorious fortune to all await!
Kefka: Yes, yes, please, come in, you crazy loonies, and roll the dice and play the games, and watch reality crack at the seams!
Joker: Ahahahahahaaaaa!!!...Wait, hold on!
The clowns opt a different stance, and the Joker/Kefka unison (Jokefkera) both narrow their eyes.
Kefka: Oh? Who invited you descendant rabble? You're certainly not our type!
Joker: And what's with-oh, NOW I get it! It's a trap! We've been fooled!
Kefka: Fooled?! By these fools!?
Joker: Bamboozled by these buffoons, indeed!!
Kefka: We've been Speckledorfed by these stagnent stupiditized sons of submariners!
Joker: That's not even a word and I agree with ya'! Boys, get ready for the sieeeege!
Kefka: You crazy jokers, tonight its doubles night! Carnage and Destruction in a lovely two in one! Aaahahah!
Rancorous times are roaring in the casino as the honking intensifies to unbearable levels and the machine within the center starts whirring. Meanwhile, the Casino undergoes a startling transformation, lifting off the ground and starting to spin and shapeshift. Bracing yourself for a mecha, you find disbelief in the fact that it doesn't actually STOP shifting and spinning, instead opting to whir and whir for as long as you care to stare, generating Paradox energies in a tornado at an unreasonable speed, and occasionally and suddenly switching its spin to the alternative direction. This is gonna be an ugly fight, you can tell.
Somehow, Neko changes the Weather to Disorienting Spinning from beyond the grave. Blame the Casino.
The Lowdown: There is exactly two things consistent about the Paradox Casino: It will generate at least one Paradox per turn and has two actions per turn, both guarenteed.
Beyond that, I have nothing. NOTHING. The Paradox Casino has considerable firepower but it's all completely random as to what it does! Literally every action it takes has no rhyme or reason, and can hand you a pony with equal frequency as it can grow a leg to kick your teeth out! It rolls for EVERY action: Damage, Dodge chance that turn, what it actually does during its actions, how many charge points it gets for its special, the effects OF said special, the amount of Paradoxes it actually generates-EVERYTHING!
For whatever reason, the clowns had massive foresight and have an emergency teleporter in case anything that could one-shot them gets too close, even if their HP is 1 or something.
Get to work, and kill this thing before something REALLY NASTY happens!...Though, do keep in mind, any low Paradox rolls it makes will harm it. The same rules on those still apply in full, by the way.
The Itinerary:
[ALL]: Restore Earth! (Great Effort!) (Star ready! Talist ready! One more player needed!)
[ALL]: Destroy the Paradox Casino! Its paradox generation is absurd!
[GS]: De-corrupt Crusher's Evidence! It's crucial to proving UserZero detonated earth! (Great Effort!) (Crystal ready! One more player needed!)
[GS]: Attack UserZero to compete over her Golden Aster!
[GS]: Find out how to destroy Chara! His damage potential is ridiculous!
[GS]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[GS]: Destroy Godmodder477!
[GS]: Destroy UserZero!
[AZ]: De-corrupt Star's Evidence! It's crucial to proving UserZero detonated earth! (Great Effort!) (Crystal ready! One more player needed!)
[AZ]: Attack UserZero to compete over the Golden Aster!
[AZ]: Find out how to destroy Chara! His damage potential is ridiculous!
[AZ]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[AZ]: Defend Godmodder477!
[AZ]: Destory UserZero!
[PZ]: Defend Chara! His Offensive potential is just what you need to turn this situation around!
[PZ]: Stop anyone from reaching Yggdasil!
[PZ]: Defend UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy Godmodder477!
Terrain: Diner (+1s all entity charges per turn).
Weather: Disorienting Spinning (chance to stun all non-allied entities. much lower chance to stun allies.) I
[H-BOSS] Paradox Casino: 834,718/834,718 HP. Rolls for literally everything it does! Double-Action (at least)! Jackpot: IIIIIIII
[N] 2nd Gateway: "Indestructible." Control Panel busted! Giving +25% HP, Def and Atk to Joshua!
[N] The Innocent One: 69,000/80,000 HP. Banishment: III
[GS] The Avenger: 115,000/200,000 HP. Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: II Alien Clone Drop: III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III PAUSED, NOT SHOT DOWN.
Redshirts: 1/1 HP x10.
Specialists: 9/10 HP x1. Gremlin can buff or heal. Restoration: III
Rangers: 9/10 HP x1; 7/10 HP x1. Burn on Sword use (hit grounded targets). Reaper: III
Psionics: 9/10 HP x2. Stasis: III Insanity: III
Andromedons: 7/8 HP x2. Free 'respawn.' Acid Lob: III
[GS] Stardust Monolith: 16,000/50,000 HP. Stardust Sentinel: III
[GS] Stardust Sentinel: 99,000/100,000 HP. Bodyguarding the Stardust Monolith!
[GS] Schrodinger's Ultron: 4/5 HP. 4 Armor. Has a 50% chance to actually follow orders, but is surprisingly powerful!
[AZ] &mpersand: 28,500/194,000 HP. Can mimic entities. Mimicing: N/A. Struggle Count: 4. Good Memory: III Bad Memory: III Merge: IIIII Entering Sandfall form! Action: Struggle 4 times on Chara!
[AZ] Captain Falcon: 211,500/275,000 HP. Upon death, Star is pulled from the [DATA EXPUNGED]QUEST. Show Me Ya Moves: IIIII Come On! Yes!: III FALCON PUNCH!: IIIIIIII Action: Show Me Ya' Moves on Joshua!
[AZ] Leona: 67,000/170,000 HP. Moon is out! Changes between Sun and Moon every turn. Shield of Daybreak: II Eclipse: IIII Solar Flare: IIIIIII
[AZ] NSM Radar Overseer X: Armor Plating: 109,000/120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 59,000/60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the NSM Radar Overseer X! Diarrhea Death Ray: III. EAS Tones Cannon: IIII. Micro-Orbital ROFL Laser: IIIIIIII.
[PZ] Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr: 16/35 PhDs. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999/999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 HP. Peppershaker: II Forbidden Factoids: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Radiation: II
[PZ] RSM Information Robot X: Armor Plating: 93,500/120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 60,000/60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the RSM Information Robot X! Weakened! Highway Storm: III. Highway Cascade: IIII. Information Ray: IIIIIIII. Radiation: II
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 16/20 HP. Has 1 Armor. Radiation: II
[PZ-a] ConsumerOfAll: 18/20 HP. Has Alpha (5) Armor. Radiation: II
[PZ-BOSS][-GATEKEEPER-] Chara, the Angel of Genocide: 9,999/9,999 HP. Attacks: 4. Knife Cluster Spawns: 14 (+2 per turn). Death's Aura: 1,000 damage to all enemeis per turn! 'Refusing' all attempts at murder-find an alternative way to defeat him!
Shield of Murderous Intent: 0/150,000 HP (+10,000 HP per turn). Can be penetrated, but failure to do so incurs counterattack! Radiation: II
Suit of Knives: 0/444,000 HP.
Knife Clusters: 7,000/10,000 HP x5; 92% Integrity. Radiation: II 9,000/10,000 HP x12; 98% Integrity. Glitch: I
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. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
[50 point charge token] (Held for now, just confirming I have it.)
Mythic notices the events he's missed out on while dealing with his post-flowey resurrection, and that they were probably important ones. "What did I just miss? I was sort of busy sorting out my death, revival, and the still-ongoing chance that my marks invert?" His tone makes it sound like he's genuinely shaken over that possibility.
"At least I got to witness that intervention from inside, even it was only with half of myself."
"Now that I've seen it up close, I can plan for next time."
"Don't worry, I'm not going to try what the plant did, just try not to get in my way when the time comes."
Action:
"I'm worried I may have been off balance for a while, and that's why I broke."
Mythic draws the Heavy Class Commandment in one hand, and the Heavy Monster Edict in the other, both in their base forms.
"That's probably the reason I've been obsessing over the Hero/Monster thing. I'm naturally one, but expected to be the other."
A shadowy coating of mana envelops the blades as he charges towards Joshua, preparing a cross-slash.
...Entity orders?:
I don't think I have any left?
...Roleplay Chunk?:
No one should be able to perceive me.
The rules are different here.
"Let's speak out loud, since we've established that stealth of yours isn't going to help you here."Why should I?
"Because you'd rather not test a Noble-Zoanthorpe's patience?"
Fine, have it your way.
Let me guess, you want to know why I'm here, don't you?
"If you're asking for me, then feel free to answer that."
I was sent to keep an eye on you.
"I expected that."
"Should have noticed you sooner, but I've been distracted. Not like I get to throw this kind of power around back home."
Now that I've lost my shoes, I decide the best way to get them back is to clone myself! Time to crack down on the budget of.... $-27...I decide I don't need shoes and instead I need a turret! A turret with legs!
Walking Turret 2/10
Small House 3/5
(+2 from Richard, for some reason...Probably because I forgot to mention I was neutral, sorry about that.)
Still being salty about my shoes though, I send a paper airplane into the fight, towards the Sniper Squirrel by accident, the only thing the paper airplane contains are the words bombs, which are actually made of REALLY tiny bombs that explodes when being touched by a squirrel, for some reason. I can't design bombs very well.
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line,
Engines pumping and thumping in time.
The green light flashes, the flags go up.
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank.
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns.
Their prowess is potent and secretly stearn.
I suppose It's for the best sans died, after all if Richard dies now I'll never get to see what's in that tree. Sniper Squirrel go and work on the project I'll deal with Chara.
Sniper Squirrel nods and begins working, Supercool993 turns towards Chara
If you're "refusing" murder I'll try something else.
Supercool993 hugs Chara
MERCY
Supercool993 is sparing Chara
Meanwhile Sniper Squirrel is working very hard on the project
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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=Turn One=
(40 / 40) Curiosity Over A Side of Salt and Morals -> HERE WE GO.
(2 / 20) Boost Ring
+3 Insert
=Action=
So, uh, given that Chara isn't going to die normally...
CURIOSITY OVER A SIDE OF SALT AND MORALS -> MORE BOOST RINGS
I simply create two Boost Rings, which float off into deep space somewhere. They're oddly huge, though. What could they possibly be for?
Meanwhile, the Chairian Forces confront Hezetor. The leader of the bunch is currently holding a detonator switch; his team managed to set up bombs on all the thrones. All of them. Including yours, somehow. He converses with Hezetor.
??: Well, sooooorry. I was given the order to give the order to destroy your horrendous "chair".
??: The Chair God absolutely hates it when people make low-quality chairs and flaunt them as the best.
??: Why, he has multiple teams, just like mine, to deal with people like you.
??: At least it wasn't as bad as this chair.
The figure points to a really-badly crafted throne. Looks like amidst the chaos that was the Throne Contest, the Sleuth actually went out of his way to make a throne. Too bad it's garbage.
??: I might actually keep that chair around on account of how bad it is, heh.
??: It'd be like blowing up a child or something.
??: If you want to go against my lord's orders, I'd suggest talking with him.
Hezetor is handed an earpiece. Somebody is on the other end. Probably the Chair God or something.
This action is FOCUSED.
I then turn my efforts towards UserZero. I grab Omega Flowey's monitor, and slam it on my head. My head crashes through the bottom of the TV, and the screen suddenly turns to static. A strange, single-eye appears on the Monitor. Uzi looks directly into the iris, thanks to the power of Or Be Killed. Her gaze is now locked to the monitor, unable to blink, or even look away. Crimson energies begin emanating from the Monitor, as cracks begin to form on the screen.
The rest of the attack SPOILERED, just to make this whole post not-as-long-in-a-sense-if-you-know-what-i-mean
Out of these cracks, the energy begins to leak. Tendrils slices out of the screen, and reality starts to bend. The Monitor has her it it's grasp. She begins to float upward, along with my body, which has the monitor on its' head. The vines, still on the ground, create tight coils around her limbs still. A soft voice comes out from the Monitor, but Uzi knows in her heart that the eye itself is speaking.
"Wouldn't you love to see your death, UserZero?"
She nods her head. Even if she didn't mean to.
"I can show you."
The screen fades to static. The tendrils emanating from the monitor are sucked back into the screen, as a strange, inky darkness envelops the area around her. The occasional glimpses of darker-than dark eyes can be seen from the surrounding shadows, along with flashes of teeth; clearly not from anything human. Uzi has nothing to do but stare into the screen. Even if she doesn't want to. The screen switches from static, to a normal household setting. UserZero is standing in place, the veil making her look like her avatar. The voice begins to narrate.
"UserZero is but a young woman. One day, she met a boy named Richard."
Richard fades into the screen. Again, looking like his Minecraft avatar.
"Their relationship was... harsh, to say. One of their encounters involved her shoving him into a tuba. Richard did not like this very much."
Richard's face takes up the whole screen. His smile is wide, his sharp teeth suddenly prominent. What's concerning, however, are the gaps to the void that have replaced his eyes, not a spark of light coming off from them.
"So one day, Richard decided to kill UserZero."
The shot cuts to Uzi standing in her room. She's on the computer, doing whatever Userzeros do best. Suddenly, a window breaks open, shards of glass flying everywhere. A shard cuts Uzi's hand. In reality, a cut appears on Uzi's hand. She notices a tendril sink back into the monitor. Meanwhile, back on the screen, Uzi peers out the window. She sees a shady figure, dimly lit by the light of the full moon. However, the only part of him that refuses to be lit is his eyes, still black as the night.
She yells something down to him; she knows for a fact that it's Richard. She never really struck Richard as the vengeful type, though. Until a knife flies up at her. Uzi barely gets her head back in time, the knife only slightly slashing her forehead. A steady stream of blood trickles out of the wound. In reality, like with the glass shard, a tendril cuts a slash into Uzi's forehead. The knife keeps flying straight up, and falls back into Richard's hand. Uzi quickly bolts into her room, and shoves something in front of the window; an old dresser that she kept around.
Uzi sighs and takes a breath, but it's not long until a knife is plunged into the back of the dresser, with such force that the doors swing wide open, revealing Richard's void-like eyes through the crack. The narrator decides to fill in his voice for him.
"HEEEEEERRRREEEEE'S RICHARD!"
Richard slams into the dresser, knocking it over with the weight of his body. The dresser narrowly misses crushing Uzi. In a panicked haste, she rushes for the door, and flings it wide open, and bolts out into the darkness of the hallway. Richard is soon fully through the window, and begins to chase poor Uzi. Uzi crashes straight into an ajar door at the end of the hallway, allowing her to enter one of her favorite rooms.
This room is but a simple, dimly lit room. A single brass tuba rests on a pedestal with a nice, fluffy cushion on it. The whole room seems very expensive in general. Richard walks into the room, sees the tuba, then turns 180 degrees, and walks out the room. Uzi takes a sigh of relief. He must still be scared of tubas. Minutes pass. Suddenly Richard busts open the door with a sharpened wooden pole, and proceeds to impale the Tuba with it, creating the Tubahammer.
Uzi backs into a corner. She certainly didn't expect that. Nothing appears to matter to Richard anymore; the want of Uzi's pain seems to be his only engine. He would overcome anything; even tubas to torment her. He brings the tuba down upon Uzi, who quickly dodges to the side with a roll. She gets up, and moves to escape the room, but Richard quickly slams the Tubahammer into her back. Uzi coughs up a bit of blood as she's shot straight into the hallway, Richard following in soon after.
Uzi gets up, and without a moment's hesitation, bolts down the nearby staircase. She runs for the front door of her house, but alas; it's locked. She tries desperately to open it, but it just won't budge. Richard approaches from behind, and swings the tuba down on Uzi's head. It impacts, and Uzi tumbles to the floor, barely conscious. Back in reality, UserZero is suffering from a massive headache. Richard then rips off the tuba from the Tubahammer, and sticks Uzi's head inside of it. She blacks out, the scene shown by the monitor fading with her.
"Please stay seated for the intermission."
The screen switches to a still of the single eye that originally appeared on the monitor. The inky darkness that surrounds Uzi in reality fades, and is soon replaced by several, shadowy images of Richard. His face is just like that from the monitor. They all float in place, slowly raising their right arms. They all end up ponting towards Uzi, and begin laughing. UserZero (who is apparently temporarily free from the grasp of the Monitor) sees these Richards, and can only struggle to break free. While she doesn't scream, she's clearly unsettled.
This goes on for awhile. The Richards don't do anything else besides laugh. Eventually, the inky blackness returns, and Uzi tries to close her eyes so that the monitor won't be able to control her again. However, two arms, each belonging to one of those Richards, slowly open her eyelids. The Monitor has her in it's grasp again.
"Uzi woke up inside a basement. Richard was nowhere in sight."
Uzi examines the room. A small lightbulb is present on the ceiling, hanging from a wire. It provides illumination to a otherwise dark and damp room. The floor is made out of a metal of sorts, while the walls are made of solid concrete. There is also a locked trapdoor in the ceiling, far out of reach for Uzi. A monitor, encased in an airtight plastic box is visible from within the room. Richard's face flashes on the monitor. His mouth is unmoving, but yet, he gets his message out.
"Hello, friend! I'm sure nobody will forget you. After all, I did just steal all of your ID. I can be you! A gooooood friend."
Richard holds up some pieces of ID; UserZero's. Richard's face suddenly becomes static, and slowly changes to Uzi's face. The newly-acquired visage has the same, pitch-black eyes, and razor-sharp smile.
"Goodbye!"
The monitor blacks out. Water begins pouring into the room from several holes in the southern wall, frigid cold. Uzi scrambles to the southern wall, but she cannot reach the holes. About five minutes into the ordeal, there is but an inch of water on the floor. Uzi sits on the floor, and waits to die. Back in reality, Uzi's lower body feels wet. The water keeps pouring for about twenty more minutes. By the end, there's about five inches of water. Uzi doubts Richard's killing efficiency, when suddenly, the water begins to feel... warm. Richard is heating up the steel floor.
About five minutes later, the water is lukewarm. Ten minutes later, the water is warm. Twenty minutes later, Uzi is constantly hopping around on her feet, trying to minimize contact time with the blazing water. Richard's face appears on the monitor, and he resumes his laughter, constantly switching between his visage of Uzi and his normal face. Eventually, Uzi can't take it any more, and collapses. Back in reality, Uzi is near fainted, and feet are practically on fire.
In the last moments of this Uzi's life, she can hear the trap door open. Moments later, a tuba smashes her skull. In reality, thousands of tendrils emanate from the monitor, remove the monitor from my head (causing me to fall to the ground), and proceed to form a giant tuba. This tuba smashes into Uzi with such force that Flowey's vines are instantly sundered, and she plummets to the ground, creating a crater upon impact. While this doesn't actually deal all that much damage, most of Uzi's damage appears to be psychological; she's twitching on the ground.
The Monitor floats down to Uzi, and proceeds to replay the film, over and over. The strange shadowy Richards from the intermission re-appear around her, and continue laughing and pointing at her. This of course, continues until she does something about it. But will she? Probably.
In the very-real case this doesn't hit UserZero, I use it on the RSM Information Robot. Somehow.
=Command=
I will command the Mobility Core, and use Rocket Flight! It will target the Paradox Casino with the attacking aspect of that move.
HOLY GUACAMOLE, I ACTUALLY GOT AN UPDATE ON TIME FOR ONCE.
PRAISE THE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO PRIASE, IT'S HAPPENED.
IN any case: sans passes on to the next life, Richard ranks up, Ultra Greed wins Iron Chef and gits gud, chara kills more entities like nothing, and UserZero summons the Paradox Casino (and asked you to kill it fast)! Make SURE to read this turn.
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\=========|INVENTORY|=========/
Obsidian Double-Edged Sword
Void Wood Staff
Basic food supplies
Medical flora
Spellbook: Void
\=========|ACTIONS|=========/
Oblivion.
Ker sneaks near Consumer and steals all 9 charges he gave her. Sorry, Consumer, I had to. And that means every entity she summoned with the help of those charges are.... well, do the maths, if it is still over their needed number, they are alive. If it falls under the number, they disappear and you get back all the charges you had- UGH, let me make a explanation.
SomeRandomEntity 55/50 (+3 from Francisco and other people) – 3 = alive
SomeRandomEntity 50/50 (+3 from Francisco and other people) – 3 = despawned, you get back 4?/50 and need to wait for someone else to give you enough.
Then, Ker proceeds to take the 6 charges from Nocturna summon and remove her from the list. Instead, he puts SCP 049 there. He also takes the 6 charges from Uroboros but keeps him there. That + 9 charges from Consumer = 21 charges.
He uses 7 charges to change the terrain and weather. I mean seriously, dinner? Nope, not happening.
Terrain: Dimensional Limbo. Possible spawning of entities from another universes determined by Tazz.
Weather: Dimensional Warp. Each turn it uses a different effect, mainly from the earlier weather.
The remaining 14 charges he uses to summon a set of Voidal Armor for UserZero. What it does is reduce damage directed at her by 30%.
At last, without any charges, he creates two dimensional doors. One leads to a future where you will all probably die, while the other leads to a place he found before he came into this war.
Ladies and gentlemen! I am sorry to ruin your dinner party, but I am just too bored of being trapped under that giant table. To your left, is a world of pain and suffering. To your right is the Ulti's Bar and Grill. Yes, I know, it's random but still, they make really good drinks! There are many other dimensional doors around here, inform me if you find any.
As soon as he said that, something tried to come through the left door but got drawn backwards. If anyone was to look closer, he/she could see that on the right side of the head it had an Ender Pearl instead of an eye, and a nameplate above with the only visible part being purple letters reading „Proxy“. The words before it were not visible.
I wanted to use majority of the charges to possess Sans and make him kill copies of Toriel, Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys, Mettaton and Asgore, but Richard killed him already. Gorilla you Richard. And yes, you could call that new terrain an advertising one, but it is not. Maybe. I don’t know.
+Everyone Loves Bob Ross: No player or entity can target Bob Ross with an attack, nor can Bob Ross be collateral damage for any field-wide or AoE negative effect, regardless of lethality. +Polite Discourse: Any attempts made to harm Bob Ross's current player are automatically directed towards another player of the GM's choosing. -Opinionated: If Bob Ross's player does violent stuff, Bob Ross can leave the player for another. -Karmic Death: Bob Ross can be made to disappear or vanished by entities with appropriate special attacks, but the player that orders the disappearance gains the [Evil] attribute.
INVENTORY:
None.
CHARGES/ALCHEMY/SUMMONS:
+3 to Battlestar for fighting Chara.
ENTITY ACTIONS:
Bob Ross is painting Chara into Dorian Gray's picture. 1/??
PLAYER ACTIONS:
1. I summon the picture of Dorian Gray and give it to Bob Ross. I then point over his shoulder at Chara. "See her? I think you should paint her."
2. I summon a hiking backpack and a tow truck hook... crane... thing. This will be important later.
LAST TURN RECAP:
I attempted to make Iron Boots and Bob Ross. I have Bob Ross in my pocket, but the iron boots fizzled.
FLAVOUR:
Canon pulls herself out of the crater Uzi made of her, dusting herself off and straightening her cap, cursing profusely and calling after the vanishing woman. "I'm not a f***ing birdie, freak! You can save that rough stuff for the bedroom! Or badminton!"
OOC:
Sorry Tazz, I forgot to edit my post in the main thread with the iron boots. I'll hold onto the boots idea and try them again once we have more discussion, yeah?
[RP AND ACTIONS]
I point out to Ker'Athri that rule F5 (You can't have your charges taken away by any means) exists, in the goldenrod text of godmodding, just because I can use it, and that it's technically a godmod. I also point out F4, that states that you can not assist yourself.
ConsumerOfAll: Ker'Athri, you're about as much of a team player as our Half Guardian and Battlefury were to the AZs. ConsumerOfAll: No offense to them. They aren't trying to kill their teammates, or steal charge points from them. ConsumerOfAll: Your narration did say sorry, but after weakening Battlefury, I find it harder to forgive you. ConsumerOfAll: Since sans had the decency to die, I'd normally focus down Richard but a Paradox a day keeps continued living away. ConsumerOfAll: Sorry, Uzi, for playing pong with a teammate, but the Casino needs to go, as you said.
Ker'Athri is now surrounded in a bubble of godmodding energy and grief. This is what he gets for attempting to un-assist people, and lack of teamplay.
Yes, I'm getting Terraria and entering a duel with Battlefury because he asked for a present from a Paradox roll. That's only a joke. Reducing the effectiveness of your teammates is not, unless you treat everything as a joke. Some jokes are more funny than others, though. Like Ker'Athri. Anyway, I shoot Ker'Athri with only my railgun towards the Casino. He slams into it with full force, before I turn his soul into blue mode. As I am not a monster, that doesn't happen, so I call up Alternate Papyrus from the Murderverse that the Gauntlet was supposed to take place in, until sans died. They get to live a happy life until I send somebody else into the gauntlet, in case anybody was wondering what happened to them. Alternate Papyrus does so, and Ker'Athri is now gravitating towards the Paradox Casino. I then give him Levitation 128, even though that isn't a status effect as of Minecraft 1.0, causing him to slam into Casino very quickly
Usually, he would die, but Descendants who don't have levelling systems are currently invulnerable, like Ker'Athri, which happens to be a major reason of why I'm doing this attack. As such, he bounces straight up, before slamming back down. Over, and over again, ad infinitum. I then use godmodding energy to help prevent him from breaking out. I still need him to be stuck. I surround him in rings of highly rapidly spinning chains of grief, cutting at the Casino as he continues to bounce, over and over again. The Levitation effect wears off, at the peak of his orb, while I then apply Levitation 127 to send him far back across the x or z axis for about five seconds. He then slams into the Casino yet again, so hard that parts of the building are blown off. That's not it, however, as I take out a stick, not the Conglomerate's Stick, as I haven't duplicated it yet, and snap that in half. I then throw the two halves of the stick at Ker'Athri, and they pierce through, carrying him with them, before piercing straight through all of the Casino, assuming it isn't made of something like Bedrock or Blackguard.
ConsumerOfAll: Don't try to fight it. Please. ConsumerOfAll: It may be cruel, but you're already invulnerable, and this is vengeance for reducing the effectiveness of Battlefury' s dog related trauma. ConsumerOfAll: Anyway, we need this gone.
Blue mode wears off, and I then telekinetically move Ker'Athri up into the sky, and call Alternate Papyrus again, using blue mode to attach him to Jokefkera, before taking a basketball, and slam dunking it into them. They fall, Alt Papy then uses more blue mode sorcery to bluemode them to each other, and they fall into a crowd of Dark Carnival members, scattering them across the Casino. I just did that last part for lulz. Also, it is kind of hypocritical to accuse somebody of not being a team player, and then use them as a projectile. While this is not my intentions, Ker'Athri, you are in the middle of the Casino so it's a perfect opportunity to deal massive damage to the Paradox Casino.
ConsumerOfAll: Also, Uzi, assists, please.
[ENTITY ORDERS] ConsumerOfAll: Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr, you don't have to do this but kill the Squirrel Sniper if it isn't already dead. ConsumerOfAll: CobaltShade, I hope you don't mind if I narrate this.
I vote for the RSM Information Robot X to use Highway Cascade. If it does use Highway Cascade, a massive cannon appears out of it's chest, before it fires an empty highway. Like, a literally highway, curling across the sky. It rotates, and curls several times, continuing to spin around until it forms into a lance of asphalt. This lance of asphalt smashes into the Paradox Casino, piercing through whatever eldritch material makes up its surface, twisting, and continuing to drill through it, before bursting somewhere in the middle, sending asphalt and tar in the middle of the Casino.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] The Unnamed 15/30 ============================== Magical Theories 41/50 ================================================== Memories of a Dreamer 2/40 ========================================
ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (14/??) ================ Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (10/??) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (10/??) ================ +3 to Battlefury
(@Tazz: Levels please. Also, shouldn't Richard be on 34 out of 60 for the rank up?
@Francisco: If you don't want me to use Ker'Athri as a projectile, please don't null the actions of your teammates or retroactively unassist people. It was already used in my posts, and stated in the update, so you can't unapply it.
I think this may be the first time that Tazz finished an update since I joined, but I may be pessimistic.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun (Level 5), only my railgun (Level 8), Coin Launcher (Level 4), Conglomerate's Stick (Level 0)
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My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
I wasted a 50 post charge, congratulations me, great job, can I have some sort of refund to use in this post? Please? No? Perfect.
Anyway.
<Insert here an overly long rant of Hezetor using his atomic powers without any effect>
Hezetor: Hm, you refuse death, you are determined to survive, not to gain any objective, just to survive, to stay alive, that's what I can tell, hm, from my point of view this is foolish, it has been a lot since I've left behind me concepts as life and death, even if this body can die right now... anyway I recognize your determination, I'll give you a perfect life, I'll give you peace, I'll gift all of this as a prize for you determination, you have truly impressed me, be happy.
Hezetor starts to babble some ancient words while moving his hands following an incredibly precise sequence of movements... and suddenly Chara is turned into stone, he is completely immobile, fully alive and sentient, just immobile, while he could by some random feat of sheer determination break this new form he is stopped by another spell...
Hezetor: Let me tell you this one last story before your ultimate reward, you see in the past I've absorbed a Quarut a being tasked to protect the essence of time itself, ironically to protect time it used some very time-dangerous spells, one of this was called temporal stasis, no the stone thing is obviously flesh to stone, you see the temporal stasis that I'm about to cast to you will stop the flow of time for you, you will be fine, oh don't worry eternity is pretty quick if you have the right company...
After casting temporal stasis on the immobile statue of Chara Hezetor opens a portal.
Hezetor: Ah, this is a demiplane that I've just created for you, this is were you will spend the rest of your time or at least the next seven at the fifteen thousand billions years.
The demiplane is just a void space of around 20m², there is no light or darkness, there is no wind, there is no heat or cold, just blank space, Hezetor teleports both himself and Chara inside.
Hezetor: Pretty comfortable eh? As I said eternity flies away when you have the right company, that's why I'll leave you alone here, so that you can enjoy every single second of this perfect place I have created for you, be happy Chara, you are alive, you will forever be.
Hezetor leaves the demiplane and closes the portal, now the temporal effects of the demiplane are active, one second in the demiplane is equal to 1 year here.
Chara is now alive and turned into stone while he can think and feel his body is completely motionless, in case he ever breaks out of the stone form he is trapped in the temporal stasis (that supposedly is permanent) that doesn't allow time to flow only for him and if the stasis effect ever goes out he is trapped in a void dimension without any hope of ever getting out considering that there are no portals and if he ever gets out this war will be already over by a lot.
[The Metallica module was installed last turn: +2 or +3 on Hezetor's armor, as Tazz sees fit.]
Let's use Levitator Enforcer on Captain Falcon.
@FBSN Please explore your Limbo-quest ASAP.
Hezetor will copy again Zarod's abilities and put them in slot 1.
@Tazz please remember to update the Moog City quest.
After dealing with Chara Hezetor confronts the Chairian Forces, first of all the bomb on his throne is immediately teleported away (not that he has to fear the destruction of the throne as he can instantly re-create it).
Then his mind realizes that someone insulted his throne, for a fraction of a moment it is possible to see his right hand shaking seemingly uncontrolled, but prefers to don't address any of the injuries towards his throne thinking that the Chairian leader does not posses the adequate intellect to correctly judge his throne. After that he telekinetically moves the earpiece next to him and speaks.
Hezetor: Salutations, I'm Hezetor Savior of the Fallen, Protector of the Weak, Friend of the Tall Ones and Keeper of the Peace, who dares to order the destruction of the Throne I'm using?
(That one is considered as a single title)
...... 45/50
... 25/50
Charge bank: +5 (tazz) +6 (Toast, Talist, Pricey)
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 12/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 10/11)
New: Module && Zweihander && Chaos Flame Ember && Soul of a Great Hero [1] = ?? 2/?
[1] This is a soul in the Dark Souls term of soul, so it is more appropriate to say that is the conglomerate of souls that used to belong to a great hero, it represents his power/experience, but this doesn't mean that the resulting sword will be sentient.
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Ker continues to deal massive damage to the casino, now becoming a living projectile. And when it was all about to end, a portal appeared straight in front of Ker's direction and he is flung straight into it, as a black text writes:
Ker'Athri has left the game
As every being in the server reads that message, one thought comes to their mind.
How the gorilla did he manage to do that.
((He is coming back next turn. With a backup. And trust me, that casino is going to regret ever being made. Thank you, Consumer, for giving me a perfect idea on what to do.))
/half-nullpost?
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Vermiculus Regis surrexit de tenebrae ad suo soliu
Hey, we need some way to get the data outside to everyone once we decrypt it.
Star nods to the heads, with a sullen look on his face. He willingly walks into the gate. He observes his surroundings after he enters.
"(Chara's) pre-existing 5 Knife Clusters deal 0 damage to the Innocent One"
As the knives fall towards the Innocent One, Chara hears a *Clang*. Chara turns towards the sound. The Innocent One, with a shocked look on his face, as someone appears to have come out of nowhere and blocked the knives with a small shield.
Those of you who were looking at the Innocent One as he spawned recognize him as the person who was seen along with the Innocent One for a split second.
"Those who attack the innocent purposefully...are some of the worst scum imaginable."
It's a regularly proportioned man in his late twenties, unusual for vanilla, but only uncommon in this type of Minecraft.
He has hair draped over his left eye, and his right eye is covered by a contraption that appears to have laser targeting.
He has a sword in his right hand, points it toward Chara, and begins to sing.
"I don't care what you're thinking as you look towards me,
Cause I know that I have all that I need to break me free,
I did not mean to interfere upon this time,
But something happened due to fate; and you tried to take what's mine!
Is it me? You say? You're looking for?
Let me show you who I am and what I'm here for-here for...
Try to stab a younger me! Try to take my life from me!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF!
Thought you could win easily! Well you screwed up royally!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF! NOOOOOOOOOOW!
Through adventure or research I recognize you all,
And I've seen each of you choose to either rise or fall,
You attacked an innocent, I'll tell you what's in store,
You at my feet, with 0 Hit Points, BLEEDING ON THE FLOOR!
Is it me? You say? You're looking for,
Let me show you who I am and what I have in store-in store...
Try to stab a younger me! Try to take my life from me!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF!
Thought you could win easily! Well you screwed up royally!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF! NOOOOOOOOOOW!
Did you not see the text in writing not-so-grim?
Or did you see it and attacked because you are that dim?
I will judge you as your better in morals and in skill,
You deserve much harsher strife than what I'll give you will!
I don't know, or care, if you're a hero,
You through your actions have made you my foe-my foe...
Try to stab a younger me! Try to take my life from me!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF!
Thought you could win easily! Well you screwed up royally!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF! NOOOOOOOOOOW!
You don't get to take another life,
I won't let you take a TRYYYYYYYYYYY!
Try to stab a younger me! Try to take my life from me!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF!
Thought you could win easily! Well you screwed up royally!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF! NOOOOOOOOOOW!"
Welcome to Schmuck Bait: The Entity. The Innocent One's target for the Banishment skill is himself. Attacking him leads to progressively harsher counterattacks. He uses banishment next turn, by the way.
The Man swings his sword once. It cleaves right through Chara.
The Man deals 1/4 of Chara's combined HP total to Chara's main HP bar. This combines everything that must be attacked in order to defeat an entity, so the Suit of Knives on its own means that over 11 times the HP that Chara has is dealt to him/her/genderless/whateverthecanonicalgenderis.
If Chara hangs on due to determination, she is pushed back into a round sphere, whose door shuts before Chara can get out. Chara notices the surroundings. Posh, decadent, what looks like the epitome of comfort. But there's nothing to entertain him/her/genderless/whateverthecanonicalgenderis in the room. No matter how hard Chara tries to get out, there is no possible way. Until Chara ragequits, at which point the Absolutely Safe Capsule is opened up so that the Man can claim the boss defeat.
The Innocent One cries in a corner. The Man stands back, leaning on his sword, silently saying with his gaze Attack him, and deal with the consequences.
Now that I think of it, saying that with his gaze is quite impressive, considering no one can see his eyes.
To Igu, because you appear not to really understand multiple parts of this: It's a set counterattack. Due to the rules I created for the entity, the only HP bar it could hit is the main one. Not the knife clusters.
And if you attack an innocent, then you're not exactly innocent now, are you? To say nothing about chara's other deeds.
You said it yourself: attacking an innocent child...isn't good. Which is exactly what Chara did in sending her knife cluster at the Innocent One.
WAIT, DID CAPTAIN FALCON NOT ACTUALLY EXPEND ANY OF CAPTAIN FALCON'S CHARGES? ALRIGHT, THEN. CAPTAIN FALCON DECIDES TO DESCRIBE, IN EXCRUCIATING DETAIL, HOW THE NERVOUS SYSTEM TRANSMITS PAIN TO DR. DR. DR. DR. THE FOURTH PERIOD IS THERE BECAUSE IT'S THE END OF A SENTENCE. CAPTAIN FALCON THEN DECIDES TO GIVE A DEMONSTRATION FOR DR. DR. DR. DR BY USING COME ON! YES! ON THE PARADOX CASINO.
One member of the council of friendship gives UserZero and odd look. The member starts shouting about how terrible she is for harmlessly shooing somebody before he takes out a minigun and uses it to shoot raw friendship at Uzi, which tastes like lead. The rest of the council give him a strange look and assures Uzi that they're not with him. The rouge member then decides to take out a friendship chainsaw, before attempting to cut Uzi into little bits of friendship.
The President of Happiness comes back, only to join in. He takes out a sniper rifle and attempts to 360 noscope Uzi with raw friendship, but completely misses and hits a random conveniently placed bird who conveniently falls onto Uzi. The PoH realizes he can't actually use guns, so instead calls in the military of love to bomb Uzi using bombs made from pure happiness. The MoL then drop a happiness nuke onto Uzi, but make sure to do something that makes it so that no entities are effected by the nuke. If Uzi takes damage, it succeeds, but if they aren't, the radiation on a random entity who already has radiation's said radiation is extended.
The council of friendship gives them all an odd look before leaving.
The Deer comes and summarizes this post for Tazz, even though it isn't that long.
[DEER]
Random council of friendship member goes rouge and attacks Uzi, President of Happiness joins in, military of love drops happiness nuke onto Uzi. If Uzi doesn't take damage from any of these attacks, a random entity that currently has radiation have their radiation extended.
[STATS AND STUFF]
[CHARGES]
5/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT
Splitting post for Tazz.
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crystalcat said this was not going to work, he said it directly to you, and you didn't listen. Ergo, you fail, again! Try making another system from scratch. Or something.
6,000 damage and 6% Integrity damage to the Knife Clusters! Knife Clusters glitched! they'll take 2% integrity damage for 3 turns. Integrity Roll for them is 10, which is 4 away from them glitching.
Integrity damage doesn't just have to be through Glitches, but that's an easy way. Also, 0% Integrity = Death, so that's hardly useless.
...I channel the power of the soul of the nopelord through nulitor's inventory and nope that throne being reality, revealing Nocturna's madness to be an illusion. After all, you cannot defeat Hezetor in a throne-off. He is simply the best there is. Also, that's absurdly OP and far too OP for everyone's sake, including her own. Don't you know that if a Godmodder has to fight something above his/her power level, that power level will skyrocket to make the previous foe suddenly curb-stompable? And that's permanent? We don't want Uzi gaining that power times like a billion or something!
The OP Scale, clearly working overtime this turn, practically nerfs Nocturna into the ground!
Seriously dog. We have far too many OP things waltzing around, including a Universe eating monstrosity as a Player character. You can't make this stuff up, we actually have a problem with overbearing OP stuff from player RP, and this is ignoring the fact that everyone's a reality warper by default due to how Anti-Godmodding works and it only gets worse from there. To say nothing of the godmodders themselves. ON top of all of that, the Red Dragon is one of the highest (if not literally thus far THE highest) strength beings in existence, and if you could casually free it so easily, well, let's just say...
Richard's a book? Richard eyes you oddly at this particularly funny typo.
In any case, you wait. SUSPENNNNNSE.
just as the bullets could almost be dodged...Whomph! a shield whirs to life! Sans was narrowly going to get killed by that, but Crusher's shield saved his hindquarters at the last possible second! Deflecting your godmodding energies, sans reappears on the battlefield. sans, despite not having obvious lungs, breathes down your backside hard enough to make you jump in surprise at his sudden reapperance, as the shield dies down. his eyes lose all light and shape, dead holes into a blank space that you can't quite tell is full or not.
sans: want to have the worst day of your life?
Uh, chara's toy knife obtained. It is Level 1. You deal 3,000 damage to a Knife Cluster, killing it, as advertised.
12,000 damage to the Suit of Knives before Chara breaks free due to the Green Sun obliterating the box outright!
5,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
Neko summoned! It'll do as you say...She joins the Anti-Zero's!
...OK.
The Squirrel Sniper will do as you say!
Welcome, UltimatePersona!
Good thing Uzi and Richard both were wearing helmets.
It takes so long to go down that you have to wait until the EoTB to see the results!
Your 50 post charge effortlessly one-shots the Suit of Knives and Cha-
...Or not. it appears that, while Chara's Suit of Knives have vanished, Chara himself has somehow inexplicably revived to full HP. Chara's property-that he is of course too determined to actually DIE-is back in full glory. And while nothing has changed since you last properly saw him, his knife's dark red aura now spreads to the rest of his body, and then outwards towards the field...
It appears Chara has entered his second phase! Now, in addition to doubling his current attacks and Knife Cluster spawnrate, he will also generate an aura that deals an impossible-to-midgitate 1,000 damage aura, which will deal exactly that much damage!...Only once, though. Simple enough, methinks. In additon, it should be obvious that just trying to destroy Chara normally is impossible; there must be an alternative method to destroying him...
THE SUSPSENSE.
Nothing on there really affected anything.
15,000 damage to the Information Robot! His ordeal has left him weakened-he can only deal half damage this turn!
Chara's eyes twitch, but do not open. There is no response otherwise.
*UserZero: where was i? oh, yes. chara betraying me.
*UserZero: it was quite silly. betraying ME? i effortlessly stopped his blow.
*UserZero: her face then was so amusing. wish you could see it, shame i didn't record that...
*UserZero: in any caes, i had my purposes with that world, a reason i wanted it alive. the instant i realized chara would kill everything on it for me, though, i knew i had to exploit this.
*UserZero: after some, let's say readjustment, i shattered every physical barrier preventing chara from going somewhere, as long as a living being was there; a 'curse' of freedom.
*UserZero: chara proceeded to kill everything alive on the planet in a matter of hours. everything.
*UserZero: meanwhile, i mined out everything of value to me from the planet itself, and scrapped what was left of civilization.
*UserZero: and kept the corpses, of course!
*UserZero: after that, though, it was time for chara's punishment.
*UserZero: in accordance with it...i revived sans, flowey and asgore.
sans twitches. He didn't know about this. He had believed there were survivors.
*UserZero: it was simple, really. chara would fight sans, forever.
*UserZero: if he won, i'd respawn sans without any memory.
*UserZero: if he lost, his boundless determination would revive him.
*UserZero: there was no point to any of it.
*UserZero: flowey recalled the time resets, at least, but not his own death, and asgore and sans were totally clueless.
*UserZero: nothing chanegd. the fights went on.
*UserZero: and on, and on, and on and on and on...
*UserZero: eventually, the joke wore thin on chara, his smile died...
*UserZero: ...and that's when things got interesting.
She stops for now, leaving the story hanging. She'll get to the end next turn, most likely.
(The Origuni (from Enter the Gungeon) || grey ink) || ((Paper with Proof for the Intermediate Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for the Mean Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for L'Hôpital's Rule) && (Barometer && Stopwatch && Anemometer (measures wind speed && Hand Fan)) = Limit Found (Level 15: 1/16)
Calculus is a very scary power, Talist. Use it very wisely.
You jump in after Hezetor! You defend the citizenry despite the fact that no-one is attacking them and they would almost certainly get destroyed by Rotten should the dare!
6,000 damage to Neko!
51 posts plus 63 from last turn is a whooping 114! sans eye's glint, and multiple entities around the field start bulging, a massive horde of Gasterblasters ready to rush out! This is gonna get-
Godmodder477: Heh.
-what happened.
Sans has stopped. He is in a state of surprise. A rock has impacted his skull, a rock coated in the finest godmodding energy.
sans takes 1 damage.
Sans falls on his rump, somehow still able to control his body at this point, as an intense amount of ketchup leaks from his side. And it is ketchup; monsters don't bleed.
Richard is looking at sans, his kill. He reacted fast to do it, but boy was it ever worth it...sans stares at his killer, standing tall and proud, as he relinquishes sans of his gamma plus glove, and with a flick of his fingers, resizes it to fit his own, pocketing the old gamma glove.
The world briefly goes monochrome for some reason as Richard kneels down over his prize for one last chat.
sans: ...this is how it ends, huh.
sans: i knew it, i wasn't going to survive. it was only a matter of time.
sans: but the last thing i wanted to do was to make this all worse.
Godmodder477: What? did you want HER to get stronger?
sans: ...good point, heheh.
sans: ...you won't change, will you.
Godmodder477: Do I have a choice?
Godmodder477: You knew you would go down.
Godmodder477: I'm the best hope there is to stop UserZero once and for all.
Godmodder477: You knew that, too.
sans: the best hope for taking her down, yes...but are you the best way?
Godmodder477: Oh, stop that!
Godmodder477: You people keep judging me, like I'm magically going to turn into a planet busting villain because UserZero said I would!
Godmodder477: I'm not that much of a jerk!
Godmodder477: The worst I'd do is just take her corporation and make money like mad.
Godmodder477: At my best, I'm killing stuff like the Dark Carnival and all those other multiversal baddies!
Godmodder477: What's your problem, sans?
Godmodder477: Were you just afraid to die? Unwilling to sacrifice for the greater good?
sans: it is kind of rude to kill someone, you know...and you are definitely not the greater good here...
sans: ...is that you, pap?
sans' body is visibly deteriorating. Turning to dust.
Godmodder477: Look, I won't say I'm the most moral person out there...
Godmodder477: I mean, that tape did just say I did attempt identity theft.
Godmodder477: But can't you trust me to do something benefiting others?
Godmodder477: After all, I did take that Scribe guy's journal to make sure that Flowey didn't do anything dumb with it.
Godmodder477: Not like that ended up really mattering...
...The Scribe panics and checks his body. Sure enough, instead of where his journal would usually be, he finds an IOU from Richard. Sensing your distress, he suddenly pops it into your inventory at that space.
sans: honestly i just think you're another psycho...pap hold up a sec.
sans: you're just trying to justify a climb to power...
sans: ...that doesn't matter...
sans: ...please...just...stop her...
sans: stop her from doing anything like that again...stop that...thing...
sans: ...pap, i'm going...we'll go to grillsbys...
sans: ...papyrus...
sans: ...love you too bro...
sans: ...
sans: ...
sans: ...
sans was slain by thrown rock.
sans completely deteriorates into dust. his clothes are all that's left, and they're nothing special, and too small for most of you.
There is no immediately visible change in Richard, except for his godmodding aura becoming somewhat more intense. The world reverts to full color, and...
The ascension is complete. Richard is now Gamma Plus.
Godmodder477: Alright, new rank...Ah...Breath of fresh air. More power. More chance. Less of a gap.
Godmodder477: Come on everyone! Press advantage!
Richard's new-found power allows him to suddenly pull off a surge of speed like never before! He rams into UserZero, and while she quickly pushes him back, he managed to push her off by 50 blocks! UserZero scowls while Richard grins.
Omega Flowey's swan song FINALLY activates: Or Be Killed. Massive Vines infused with Determination slam into UserZero, restricting her movement! She roars, but she cannot free herself-she's vulnerable! However, only the BEST attack sent at her can damage her, while everything else will be absorbed by the vines! Whoever succeeds shall claim Omega Flowey's Spoil of War, the Golden Aster. This doesn't mean she can't attack this turn, mind...Also, if no attack is worthy of it, she will be freed and decide who the Golden Aster will go to (and it will be a Pro Zero).
The Nightmare, testing if that 'refusal' thing was a one-off, attacks Chara again, and gets no different results. Radiation kicks in, spawning a Nightmare Crystal! The Innocent One witnesses the carnage, the guilt, and feels horrible shame at being involved in this despite not planning on harming a soul.
Dark Dreamy Bowser's attacks are ready! Of course, due to how it works, all three must be done during Ultra Greed's turn. This is the end for Ultra Greed, almost certainly! It's tempting to remove him from the field now, but it's clear that I must wait until the proper time. TheMinMaxnificent18STR begs a GS, ANY GS, to give him his final vote to ues his special so it doesn't go to waste! At the same time, he quickly digs up a fortification to protect himself from the onslaught, creating an impressive barrier! It won't last past this turn but it'll protect him for the entirety of it...The Avenger, now able to, orders both its Elite Squad Drop and Alien Clone Drop, and Scientific Progression works out for the Specialists to now gain a new technique: Restoration, which is a stronger full-party AoE version of their passive heal that also cures status conditions of all kinds (but only to the Avenger's Troops)! It requires 3-turn cooldown. The Elite squad is at cap-it must drop to 2 before any more Elites can come in! But the elites that are sent in-2 Psions, 2 Rangers, 1 Grenadier and 1 Sharpshooter-are definitely a solid team combined with the 2 Specialists. The Alien clones spawn in two Andromedons! They live by the adage of 'you only die twice,' so be wary. Finally, due to the Diner, the engineers of the Avenger are on-the-job enough to immediately repair the engines when shot down! Their specialists take aim at the Knife Clusters and both land, dealing a total of 2,000 damage! They heal each other to full. The Stardust Monolith re-summons its Sentinel! It resumes guarding the Monolith!
Ultra Greed, seeing no outs to to the inevitable, uses Bling Volcano! Dark Bowser takes 16,875 damage due to his .75x damage reduction, while his arms both take the full 15,000 splash, knocking out his left arm! He launches his meaty fist forward to claim the kill and end Iron Chef, once and for all!
The Greed Gapers and Keepers, which have been things, have something to say about that, however, and launch a series of projectiles directly into the fist! It's enough force and surprise that Dark Bowser's stopped cold! He takes 750 damage extra, and-
...What.
Ultra Greed, surprsied, repeats Bling Volcano, repeating his damages! However, 16,785 times 2 is 33750, which is JUUUST enough to kill Dark Bowser!
Dark Bowser goes into an overly long death animation with starts pouring out of him like a water fountain! Ultra Greed is victorious and has won Iron Chef! In the absense of the three Cooking Gods, who were slain earlier, Cranky Kong descends from the heavens above! Declaring Ultra Greed's victory the definition of a clutch win, he declares that Ultra greed has gotten gud and is worthy of his incredible Blessing of Gudness-which nullifies all Splash damage and gives him 10% evasion against all other attacks, on top of the standard rewards of Iron Chef! In addition to this, Ultra Greed gains a pair of Sunglasses, ascending to the role of Saint of Clutch (he assures him his previous arrangement with Stan is unaffected), and gains so much money his bank is immediately full twice over! Forced to spend immediately, he opts to buy his Kamikaze, giving him a full bank! Light surrounds the arena, and it explodes violently, and when the smoke clears, Ultra Greed has rejoined the fray, sitting atop a throne second ONLY to Hezetor's glorious throne (and Regnum Dei), made of solid Divinium and Gudness and given every accommodation known to man!
Recap of rewards: 3 turns of crits, 3 turns of 5 armor (this translates to 20,000 off every attack), a 100% full restore (including integrity and his missing passive!), a full bank, his Kamikaze, immunity to Splash, and a 10% dodge rate! Wow!
...Having not spent an action, his Keepers fire upon Chara, having not seen the whole thing beforehand. Alas, he refused.
EXOS +1s all GS players, a bit late due to some data calcluations!
I suddenly remember there were summons! Le derp. Schrodinger's Ultron is nerfed by the OP Scale for being a bit OP for a one-post summon but is still very strong! It can't follow through with Crusher's orders, but opts to do something loosely similar and deal 9,000 damage to Chara's Knife Clusters (lessened by Fortification), destroying 1 cleanly! The other two are properly added.
Leictreon's trip back has finally ended, gaining another NU matter and priming the one he had previously. The Nuclear Throne activates Resignation, dealing 10,000 damage to all Pro-Zero entities and inflicting Radiation for 3 turns. (4 was a mistake on Twin's part). Joshua translates that to 3 damage, Walker only takes 2 due to armor, and Consumer outright no-sells it! They're all still radiated, though, even Chara despite Radiation being completely useless against him! Ampersand's delayed entry into Sandfall MOde ends, and he combos Chara's Knife Clusters 4 times with Struggle, dealing 5,000, than 8,000, than 11,000, than 14,000 damage! This destroys 4 of Chara's Knife Clusters, bringing him down to 5 total! Captain Falcon uses Show Me 'Ya Moves on Joshua, who's so inflamed/excited by the invitation that he immediately expends his Mystery Charge to do JUST THAT! The Crowd cheers him on and throws him healing items (curing his Radiation), but this also wastes his charge. Joshua switches to Creation element! Leona deals 4,000 damage to the Plating of the Information Robot! Mr. Stun guy rolls his stun dice at Information Robot and Joshua, rolling a 4, then a 51! Sadly, this isn't good enough for a stun, but does deal 7,500 damage to both of them as well! This translates to 2 damage for Joshua! The NSM Radar Overseer idles, having been given NO ORDERS! If you want the NSM Radar Overseer to do ANYTHING, You have to give it an order, at least one!
The Squirrel Sniper tries to take pre-emptive advantage of UserZero's situation, but UserZero catches all the acorns in her teeth, then grows a Minigun Mouth to shoot them back at the Squirrel, preventing the Squirrel from approaching! The shoddy AI in the Salvation whirrs up: The Mobility Core decides to do nothing, since it isn't a Wednesday and the Rocket Flight is charged up! The orders from Ire compute into the Weapons Core, allowing it to Gravity Cannon Joshua! This deals 15,000 damage, or 4 by his standards, but doesn't stun! The Defensive Core...To Ire's relief, cannot use Repair Sequence with fully healed cores (that's impossible!), so it instead uses Nanobot Swarm on Ampersand, restoring 10,000 HP! Prototype 2 summons his Construct! Neko's spinning fails to change the weather but does deal 6(-1 from Armor) damage to the sole Grenadier! Hezetor copies Strangle from Zarod!
Joshua gets mad at Captain Falcon for the technical trickery and smashes him in the jaw, dealing 22,500 damage! (I now remind Star it is in his better interest to explore Limbo while you have the time). He then takes 2 damage from Radiation. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr takes advantage of his Radiation to teach someone about radioactivity with hismelf as a demonstration, blowing their mind! The unfortunate student is the Sniper Squirrel, who takes 25,000 damage and gets Radiated herself (for 1 turn)! It appears this is a quirk of Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr : Any status condition he takes empowers him! Kind of! The Information Robot has recieved orders, but cannot perform them-he opts for a close alternative and deals a Weakened 3 damage to a Ranger!
Chara dies, and refuses to die, of Radiation Poisoning! He spawns 12 Knife Clusters before adding her count to 14 per turn! His pre-existing 5 Knife Clusters deal 10,000 damage to the Innocent One, the Stardust Monolith (ignoring the Sentinel!), Leona, the Radar Overseer, and nightmare crystals-this kills the Nightmare Crystals and Nightmare herself! Then, she puts his 4 attacks to use! She stabs the Sharpshooter right in the head! Then, he goes for Leictreon, but misses-but the resulting dodge takes away ALL Position Uncertainty! He proceeds to then dual-stab Neko (Owch) and Mr. Stun Guy! All but Leictreon suffer a specific condition, it's called, hang on, it's at the tip of my tongue...
There we go. Chara then deals 1,000 damage to EVERYTHING, translating to 1 damage for Player HP entities! Thsi ignores every defensive passive present; if you are on the field you take the damage! This slays all the Greed Gapers and is the straw that breaks the camel's back for poor, poor 18STR. His shield attmepts to regen, but the Radiation destroys it again! The Knife clusters that exist already take Radiation Damage and roll 85 for Integrity check holding out; the Burn only spreads to the new knife clusters (not the Radiation or Integrity, YET), dealing a final tick of damage before dying out! Then, Glitch procs, bringing all Integrities down by 2! (no integ checks immediately for Glitch).
Richard's stamina has been restored by his slaying of sans! He quickly +2s UltimatePersona, SuperCool, and Talist! He then slays a Grenadier and a Specialist from the Avenger's forces!
UserZero roars and unleashes Huntdown! Odd, purple runes appear near the Hostile end of the field...Odd.
UserZero: ok, quick lowdown! what's coming out of there is DC property meant for base camps!
UserZero: no clue what it is, mind, but i'm trying to fish out the carnival so kill it quickly! only needs to be here for a second!
And with that statement, a building is summoned from the Summoning Circle, smashing down into the field! Rather than something combat-based, however, it appears to be best described as a Carnival-themed Casino, complete with Clown Greeters! Confused, but smiling, they open the doors...Oh. Oh no.
Within its walls, you can plainly see thousands upon thousands of slot machines, tables for all sorts of gambling, and so much more, all in a space all too big for the building, and all being played by clowns. Clowns everywhere. And not just regular, normal, happy clowns, but cultist clowns. Capricorn is everywhere, painted in all sorts of fanciful colors. Fountains spout out Fayago in all its flavors. Horns adorn every slot machine, honking for every play and every win-with every machine going up into a machine dead-center of the whole place. Here to welcome you is the stuff of your worst nightmares: the Joker and Kefka, fused at the shoulder!
This is clearly a very serious situation.
Joker: Welcome, welcome, one and all, to the Paradox Casino de Royale! Windfalls of glorious fortune to all await!
Kefka: Yes, yes, please, come in, you crazy loonies, and roll the dice and play the games, and watch reality crack at the seams!
Joker: Ahahahahahaaaaa!!!...Wait, hold on!
The clowns opt a different stance, and the Joker/Kefka unison (Jokefkera) both narrow their eyes.
Kefka: Oh? Who invited you descendant rabble? You're certainly not our type!
Joker: And what's with-oh, NOW I get it! It's a trap! We've been fooled!
Kefka: Fooled?! By these fools!?
Joker: Bamboozled by these buffoons, indeed!!
Kefka: We've been Speckledorfed by these stagnent stupiditized sons of submariners!
Joker: That's not even a word and I agree with ya'! Boys, get ready for the sieeeege!
Kefka: You crazy jokers, tonight its doubles night! Carnage and Destruction in a lovely two in one! Aaahahah!
Rancorous times are roaring in the casino as the honking intensifies to unbearable levels and the machine within the center starts whirring. Meanwhile, the Casino undergoes a startling transformation, lifting off the ground and starting to spin and shapeshift. Bracing yourself for a mecha, you find disbelief in the fact that it doesn't actually STOP shifting and spinning, instead opting to whir and whir for as long as you care to stare, generating Paradox energies in a tornado at an unreasonable speed, and occasionally and suddenly switching its spin to the alternative direction. This is gonna be an ugly fight, you can tell.
Somehow, Neko changes the Weather to Disorienting Spinning from beyond the grave. Blame the Casino.
The Lowdown: There is exactly two things consistent about the Paradox Casino: It will generate at least one Paradox per turn and has two actions per turn, both guarenteed.
Beyond that, I have nothing. NOTHING. The Paradox Casino has considerable firepower but it's all completely random as to what it does! Literally every action it takes has no rhyme or reason, and can hand you a pony with equal frequency as it can grow a leg to kick your teeth out! It rolls for EVERY action: Damage, Dodge chance that turn, what it actually does during its actions, how many charge points it gets for its special, the effects OF said special, the amount of Paradoxes it actually generates-EVERYTHING!
For whatever reason, the clowns had massive foresight and have an emergency teleporter in case anything that could one-shot them gets too close, even if their HP is 1 or something.
Get to work, and kill this thing before something REALLY NASTY happens!...Though, do keep in mind, any low Paradox rolls it makes will harm it. The same rules on those still apply in full, by the way.
The Itinerary:
Terrain: Diner (+1s all entity charges per turn).
Weather: Disorienting Spinning (chance to stun all non-allied entities. much lower chance to stun allies.) I
[H-BOSS] Paradox Casino: 834,718/834,718 HP. Rolls for literally everything it does! Double-Action (at least)! Jackpot: IIIIIIII
[N] 2nd Gateway: "Indestructible." Control Panel busted! Giving +25% HP, Def and Atk to Joshua!
[N] The Innocent One: 69,000/80,000 HP. Banishment: III
[GS] The Avenger: 115,000/200,000 HP. Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: II Alien Clone Drop: III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III PAUSED, NOT SHOT DOWN.
Redshirts: 1/1 HP x10.
Specialists: 9/10 HP x1. Gremlin can buff or heal. Restoration: III
Rangers: 9/10 HP x1; 7/10 HP x1. Burn on Sword use (hit grounded targets). Reaper: III
Psionics: 9/10 HP x2. Stasis: III Insanity: III
Andromedons: 7/8 HP x2. Free 'respawn.' Acid Lob: III
[GS] Stardust Monolith: 16,000/50,000 HP. Stardust Sentinel: III
[GS] Stardust Sentinel: 99,000/100,000 HP. Bodyguarding the Stardust Monolith!
[GS] Schrodinger's Ultron: 4/5 HP. 4 Armor. Has a 50% chance to actually follow orders, but is surprisingly powerful!
[GS] John: 12/15 HP. Current forme: Beast. 10% Minicrit Chance, 75% Minicrit Chain chance. Forms: Beast, Spellcaster.
[AZ] Ultra Greed, the Saint of Clutch: 149,000/150,000 HP. At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, gets 2 attacks and takes 1/4th damage.Dodges all Splash Damage. Mildly Evasive (10%). Bank: 150/150 Pennies. Purchases: Bling Cleansing, Bling Volcano, Kamikaze. Keepers: 6,500/7,500 HP x4. Kritzkreig: III Aires Armor 5: III
[AZ] Leictreon: 3/4 HP. 0% Position Uncertainty, 1000% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 3/5 (GS-GS-NU) Primed Matter: 2/5 (NU'-PZ').
[AZ] &mpersand: 28,500/194,000 HP. Can mimic entities. Mimicing: N/A. Struggle Count: 4. Good Memory: III Bad Memory: III Merge: IIIII Entering Sandfall form! Action: Struggle 4 times on Chara!
[AZ] Captain Falcon: 211,500/275,000 HP. Upon death, Star is pulled from the [DATA EXPUNGED]QUEST. Show Me Ya Moves: IIIII Come On! Yes!: III FALCON PUNCH!: IIIIIIII Action: Show Me Ya' Moves on Joshua!
[AZ] Leona: 67,000/170,000 HP. Moon is out! Changes between Sun and Moon every turn. Shield of Daybreak: II Eclipse: IIII Solar Flare: IIIIIII
[AZ] NSM Radar Overseer X: Armor Plating: 109,000/120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 59,000/60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the NSM Radar Overseer X! Diarrhea Death Ray: III. EAS Tones Cannon: IIII. Micro-Orbital ROFL Laser: IIIIIIII.
[AZ] Squirrel Sniper: 14,000/40,000 HP. Accurate, 10% dodge ignorance. Radiation: I
[AZ] AI-Shell Salvation. SELF DESTRUCT: IIIIIII
Mobility Core: 99,000 / 100,000 HP. Rocket Flight: III
Weaponry Core: 99,000 / 100,000 HP. Sniper Rifle Railgun: III
Defense Core: 99,000 / 100,100 HP. Repair Sequence: III
[AZ] Prototype 2: 19,000/20,000 HP. Construct: 4,000/5,000 HP. Bodyguarding the Prototype!
[AZ] Hezetor: 19/20 HP. 3 Armor. Hyper-Evasive (50%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Zarod (Strangle: III (note: blue = no charge! red = charge!) ), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII (note: blue = no charge! green = charge!) ).
[AZ] Talist: 24/25 HP +1 Regen per turn.. Mood: N/A (2/3 Mind.).
[AZ] crystalcat: 19/20 HP. +1 Armor from Guardmail
[AZ] Toast: 19/20 HP. Currently Red.
[AZ] The Golem: 19/20 HP. +1 Armor from Temmie Armor.
[PZ] Joshua: 10/19 HP. Lives: 1. Element: Creation. Mystery Charge: IIIII
[PZ] Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr: 16/35 PhDs. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999/999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 HP. Peppershaker: II Forbidden Factoids: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Radiation: II
[PZ] RSM Information Robot X: Armor Plating: 93,500/120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 60,000/60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the RSM Information Robot X! Weakened! Highway Storm: III. Highway Cascade: IIII. Information Ray: IIIIIIII. Radiation: II
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 16/20 HP. Has 1 Armor. Radiation: II
[PZ-a] ConsumerOfAll: 18/20 HP. Has Alpha (5) Armor. Radiation: II
[PZ-BOSS][-GATEKEEPER-] Chara, the Angel of Genocide: 9,999/9,999 HP. Attacks: 4. Knife Cluster Spawns: 14 (+2 per turn). Death's Aura: 1,000 damage to all enemeis per turn! 'Refusing' all attempts at murder-find an alternative way to defeat him!
Shield of Murderous Intent: 0/150,000 HP (+10,000 HP per turn). Can be penetrated, but failure to do so incurs counterattack! Radiation: II
Suit of Knives: 0/444,000 HP.
Knife Clusters: 7,000/10,000 HP x5; 92% Integrity. Radiation: II 9,000/10,000 HP x12; 98% Integrity. Glitch: I
[AZ-G] Godmodder477: 24/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 108/150 HP. Or Be Killed: I
Distance to Yggdrasil: 3730
Link to the Forge Thread! Please go here for any questions you need to ask, or any other possible nullpost-worthy item, to cut down on nullposts.
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: READY. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||] Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
[|||||||] Decayed Heart: READY. Owner: crystalcat [AZ]
[|||||||||| |||||||||| ||||||||||] Alchemical Symbol: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[|||||||] Weath Ray: READY. Owner: Battlefury13 [PZ]
[||||] Cutlery of the Cooking Gods: READY. Owner: Battlefury13 [PZ]
Uh oh.
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
I keep doing a level system based on rudisplorking 8/50
Initiation 12/50(+3 from TT2000)
alchemies
Cloack of love && Green blood gives Emerald Cloack of Blood 3/5
WISE FROM YO GWAVES && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives NOPE BACK IN YO GWAVES 4/16
T1 && zone of control gives ??? 1/??
I help TT2000(alias my favorite GM) three times.
Then I consult the page about omega flowey because I am confused by the ability it used on death.
Just pretend this post never happened
/null
Mankind Redefined
((Didn't realize Omega Flowey related death required dedicated respawn, charges lowered to compensate.))
Finished Alchemy:
Memory Crystal: DTG2 && Hourglass = DTG2 Timeglass [Level 5] (6/6)
Refunded Charge:
[50 point charge token] (Held for now, just confirming I have it.)
Mythic notices the events he's missed out on while dealing with his post-flowey resurrection, and that they were probably important ones. "What did I just miss? I was sort of busy sorting out my death, revival, and the still-ongoing chance that my marks invert?" His tone makes it sound like he's genuinely shaken over that possibility.
"At least I got to witness that intervention from inside, even it was only with half of myself."
"Now that I've seen it up close, I can plan for next time."
"Don't worry, I'm not going to try what the plant did, just try not to get in my way when the time comes."
Action:
"I'm worried I may have been off balance for a while, and that's why I broke."
Mythic draws the Heavy Class Commandment in one hand, and the Heavy Monster Edict in the other, both in their base forms.
"That's probably the reason I've been obsessing over the Hero/Monster thing. I'm naturally one, but expected to be the other."
A shadowy coating of mana envelops the blades as he charges towards Joshua, preparing a cross-slash.
...Entity orders?:
I don't think I have any left?
...Roleplay Chunk?:
No one should be able to perceive me.
The rules are different here.
"Let's speak out loud, since we've established that stealth of yours isn't going to help you here."Why should I?
"Because you'd rather not test a Noble-Zoanthorpe's patience?"
Fine, have it your way.
Let me guess, you want to know why I'm here, don't you?
"If you're asking for me, then feel free to answer that."
I was sent to keep an eye on you.
"I expected that."
"Should have noticed you sooner, but I've been distracted. Not like I get to throw this kind of power around back home."
Inventory:
Alchemies in Progress:
None
Charges:
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 47/50 (+3 from Bomber, +5 from Tazz, +1 from Talist)
Siren Song ==== 17/20
New Charge ==== 1/20
Boosts:
+3 to Talist
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
Now that I've lost my shoes, I decide the best way to get them back is to clone myself! Time to crack down on the budget of.... $-27...I decide I don't need shoes and instead I need a turret! A turret with legs!
Walking Turret 2/10
Small House 3/5
(+2 from Richard, for some reason...Probably because I forgot to mention I was neutral, sorry about that.)
Still being salty about my shoes though, I send a paper airplane into the fight, towards the Sniper Squirrel by accident, the only thing the paper airplane contains are the words bombs, which are actually made of REALLY tiny bombs that explodes when being touched by a squirrel, for some reason. I can't design bombs very well.
Engines pumping and thumping in time.
The green light flashes, the flags go up.
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank.
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns.
Their prowess is potent and secretly stearn.
I suppose It's for the best sans died, after all if Richard dies now I'll never get to see what's in that tree. Sniper Squirrel go and work on the project I'll deal with Chara.
Sniper Squirrel nods and begins working, Supercool993 turns towards Chara
If you're "refusing" murder I'll try something else.
Supercool993 hugs Chara
MERCY
Supercool993 is sparing Chara
Meanwhile Sniper Squirrel is working very hard on the project
Charges
Infusion 6/50 (+2 from Richard)
Mankind Redefined
=Turn One=
(40 / 40) Curiosity Over A Side of Salt and Morals -> HERE WE GO.
(2 / 20) Boost Ring
+3 Insert
=Action=
So, uh, given that Chara isn't going to die normally...
CURIOSITY OVER A SIDE OF SALT AND MORALS -> MORE BOOST RINGS
I simply create two Boost Rings, which float off into deep space somewhere. They're oddly huge, though. What could they possibly be for?
Meanwhile, the Chairian Forces confront Hezetor. The leader of the bunch is currently holding a detonator switch; his team managed to set up bombs on all the thrones. All of them. Including yours, somehow. He converses with Hezetor.
??: Well, sooooorry. I was given the order to give the order to destroy your horrendous "chair".
??: The Chair God absolutely hates it when people make low-quality chairs and flaunt them as the best.
??: Why, he has multiple teams, just like mine, to deal with people like you.
??: At least it wasn't as bad as this chair.
The figure points to a really-badly crafted throne. Looks like amidst the chaos that was the Throne Contest, the Sleuth actually went out of his way to make a throne. Too bad it's garbage.
??: I might actually keep that chair around on account of how bad it is, heh.
??: It'd be like blowing up a child or something.
??: If you want to go against my lord's orders, I'd suggest talking with him.
Hezetor is handed an earpiece. Somebody is on the other end. Probably the Chair God or something.
This action is FOCUSED.
I then turn my efforts towards UserZero. I grab Omega Flowey's monitor, and slam it on my head. My head crashes through the bottom of the TV, and the screen suddenly turns to static. A strange, single-eye appears on the Monitor. Uzi looks directly into the iris, thanks to the power of Or Be Killed. Her gaze is now locked to the monitor, unable to blink, or even look away. Crimson energies begin emanating from the Monitor, as cracks begin to form on the screen.
The rest of the attack SPOILERED, just to make this whole post not-as-long-in-a-sense-if-you-know-what-i-mean
Out of these cracks, the energy begins to leak. Tendrils slices out of the screen, and reality starts to bend. The Monitor has her it it's grasp. She begins to float upward, along with my body, which has the monitor on its' head. The vines, still on the ground, create tight coils around her limbs still. A soft voice comes out from the Monitor, but Uzi knows in her heart that the eye itself is speaking.
"Wouldn't you love to see your death, UserZero?"
She nods her head. Even if she didn't mean to.
"I can show you."
The screen fades to static. The tendrils emanating from the monitor are sucked back into the screen, as a strange, inky darkness envelops the area around her. The occasional glimpses of darker-than dark eyes can be seen from the surrounding shadows, along with flashes of teeth; clearly not from anything human. Uzi has nothing to do but stare into the screen. Even if she doesn't want to. The screen switches from static, to a normal household setting. UserZero is standing in place, the veil making her look like her avatar. The voice begins to narrate.
"UserZero is but a young woman. One day, she met a boy named Richard."
Richard fades into the screen. Again, looking like his Minecraft avatar.
"Their relationship was... harsh, to say. One of their encounters involved her shoving him into a tuba. Richard did not like this very much."
Richard's face takes up the whole screen. His smile is wide, his sharp teeth suddenly prominent. What's concerning, however, are the gaps to the void that have replaced his eyes, not a spark of light coming off from them.
"So one day, Richard decided to kill UserZero."
The shot cuts to Uzi standing in her room. She's on the computer, doing whatever Userzeros do best. Suddenly, a window breaks open, shards of glass flying everywhere. A shard cuts Uzi's hand. In reality, a cut appears on Uzi's hand. She notices a tendril sink back into the monitor. Meanwhile, back on the screen, Uzi peers out the window. She sees a shady figure, dimly lit by the light of the full moon. However, the only part of him that refuses to be lit is his eyes, still black as the night.
She yells something down to him; she knows for a fact that it's Richard. She never really struck Richard as the vengeful type, though. Until a knife flies up at her. Uzi barely gets her head back in time, the knife only slightly slashing her forehead. A steady stream of blood trickles out of the wound. In reality, like with the glass shard, a tendril cuts a slash into Uzi's forehead. The knife keeps flying straight up, and falls back into Richard's hand. Uzi quickly bolts into her room, and shoves something in front of the window; an old dresser that she kept around.
Uzi sighs and takes a breath, but it's not long until a knife is plunged into the back of the dresser, with such force that the doors swing wide open, revealing Richard's void-like eyes through the crack. The narrator decides to fill in his voice for him.
"HEEEEEERRRREEEEE'S RICHARD!"
Richard slams into the dresser, knocking it over with the weight of his body. The dresser narrowly misses crushing Uzi. In a panicked haste, she rushes for the door, and flings it wide open, and bolts out into the darkness of the hallway. Richard is soon fully through the window, and begins to chase poor Uzi. Uzi crashes straight into an ajar door at the end of the hallway, allowing her to enter one of her favorite rooms.
This room is but a simple, dimly lit room. A single brass tuba rests on a pedestal with a nice, fluffy cushion on it. The whole room seems very expensive in general. Richard walks into the room, sees the tuba, then turns 180 degrees, and walks out the room. Uzi takes a sigh of relief. He must still be scared of tubas. Minutes pass. Suddenly Richard busts open the door with a sharpened wooden pole, and proceeds to impale the Tuba with it, creating the Tubahammer.
Uzi backs into a corner. She certainly didn't expect that. Nothing appears to matter to Richard anymore; the want of Uzi's pain seems to be his only engine. He would overcome anything; even tubas to torment her. He brings the tuba down upon Uzi, who quickly dodges to the side with a roll. She gets up, and moves to escape the room, but Richard quickly slams the Tubahammer into her back. Uzi coughs up a bit of blood as she's shot straight into the hallway, Richard following in soon after.
Uzi gets up, and without a moment's hesitation, bolts down the nearby staircase. She runs for the front door of her house, but alas; it's locked. She tries desperately to open it, but it just won't budge. Richard approaches from behind, and swings the tuba down on Uzi's head. It impacts, and Uzi tumbles to the floor, barely conscious. Back in reality, UserZero is suffering from a massive headache. Richard then rips off the tuba from the Tubahammer, and sticks Uzi's head inside of it. She blacks out, the scene shown by the monitor fading with her.
"Please stay seated for the intermission."
The screen switches to a still of the single eye that originally appeared on the monitor. The inky darkness that surrounds Uzi in reality fades, and is soon replaced by several, shadowy images of Richard. His face is just like that from the monitor. They all float in place, slowly raising their right arms. They all end up ponting towards Uzi, and begin laughing. UserZero (who is apparently temporarily free from the grasp of the Monitor) sees these Richards, and can only struggle to break free. While she doesn't scream, she's clearly unsettled.
This goes on for awhile. The Richards don't do anything else besides laugh. Eventually, the inky blackness returns, and Uzi tries to close her eyes so that the monitor won't be able to control her again. However, two arms, each belonging to one of those Richards, slowly open her eyelids. The Monitor has her in it's grasp again.
"Uzi woke up inside a basement. Richard was nowhere in sight."
Uzi examines the room. A small lightbulb is present on the ceiling, hanging from a wire. It provides illumination to a otherwise dark and damp room. The floor is made out of a metal of sorts, while the walls are made of solid concrete. There is also a locked trapdoor in the ceiling, far out of reach for Uzi. A monitor, encased in an airtight plastic box is visible from within the room. Richard's face flashes on the monitor. His mouth is unmoving, but yet, he gets his message out.
"Hello, friend! I'm sure nobody will forget you. After all, I did just steal all of your ID. I can be you! A gooooood friend."
Richard holds up some pieces of ID; UserZero's. Richard's face suddenly becomes static, and slowly changes to Uzi's face. The newly-acquired visage has the same, pitch-black eyes, and razor-sharp smile.
"Goodbye!"
The monitor blacks out. Water begins pouring into the room from several holes in the southern wall, frigid cold. Uzi scrambles to the southern wall, but she cannot reach the holes. About five minutes into the ordeal, there is but an inch of water on the floor. Uzi sits on the floor, and waits to die. Back in reality, Uzi's lower body feels wet. The water keeps pouring for about twenty more minutes. By the end, there's about five inches of water. Uzi doubts Richard's killing efficiency, when suddenly, the water begins to feel... warm. Richard is heating up the steel floor.
About five minutes later, the water is lukewarm. Ten minutes later, the water is warm. Twenty minutes later, Uzi is constantly hopping around on her feet, trying to minimize contact time with the blazing water. Richard's face appears on the monitor, and he resumes his laughter, constantly switching between his visage of Uzi and his normal face. Eventually, Uzi can't take it any more, and collapses. Back in reality, Uzi is near fainted, and feet are practically on fire.
In the last moments of this Uzi's life, she can hear the trap door open. Moments later, a tuba smashes her skull. In reality, thousands of tendrils emanate from the monitor, remove the monitor from my head (causing me to fall to the ground), and proceed to form a giant tuba. This tuba smashes into Uzi with such force that Flowey's vines are instantly sundered, and she plummets to the ground, creating a crater upon impact. While this doesn't actually deal all that much damage, most of Uzi's damage appears to be psychological; she's twitching on the ground.
The Monitor floats down to Uzi, and proceeds to replay the film, over and over. The strange shadowy Richards from the intermission re-appear around her, and continue laughing and pointing at her. This of course, continues until she does something about it. But will she? Probably.
In the very-real case this doesn't hit UserZero, I use it on the RSM Information Robot. Somehow.
=Command=
I will command the Mobility Core, and use Rocket Flight! It will target the Paradox Casino with the attacking aspect of that move.
Prototype 2 scouts the area. +1 churg.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
HOLY GUACAMOLE, I ACTUALLY GOT AN UPDATE ON TIME FOR ONCE.
PRAISE THE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO PRIASE, IT'S HAPPENED.
IN any case: sans passes on to the next life, Richard ranks up, Ultra Greed wins Iron Chef and gits gud, chara kills more entities like nothing, and UserZero summons the Paradox Casino (and asked you to kill it fast)! Make SURE to read this turn.
\=========|INVENTORY|=========/
Obsidian Double-Edged Sword
Void Wood Staff
Basic food supplies
Medical flora
Spellbook: Void
\=========|ACTIONS|=========/
Oblivion.
Ker sneaks near Consumer and steals all 9 charges he gave her. Sorry, Consumer, I had to. And that means every entity she summoned with the help of those charges are.... well, do the maths, if it is still over their needed number, they are alive. If it falls under the number, they disappear and you get back all the charges you had- UGH, let me make a explanation.
SomeRandomEntity 55/50 (+3 from Francisco and other people) – 3 = alive
SomeRandomEntity 50/50 (+3 from Francisco and other people) – 3 = despawned, you get back 4?/50 and need to wait for someone else to give you enough.
Then, Ker proceeds to take the 6 charges from Nocturna summon and remove her from the list. Instead, he puts SCP 049 there. He also takes the 6 charges from Uroboros but keeps him there. That + 9 charges from Consumer = 21 charges.
He uses 7 charges to change the terrain and weather. I mean seriously, dinner? Nope, not happening.
Terrain: Dimensional Limbo. Possible spawning of entities from another universes determined by Tazz.
Weather: Dimensional Warp. Each turn it uses a different effect, mainly from the earlier weather.
The remaining 14 charges he uses to summon a set of Voidal Armor for UserZero. What it does is reduce damage directed at her by 30%.
At last, without any charges, he creates two dimensional doors. One leads to a future where you will all probably die, while the other leads to a place he found before he came into this war.
Ladies and gentlemen! I am sorry to ruin your dinner party, but I am just too bored of being trapped under that giant table. To your left, is a world of pain and suffering. To your right is the Ulti's Bar and Grill. Yes, I know, it's random but still, they make really good drinks! There are many other dimensional doors around here, inform me if you find any.
As soon as he said that, something tried to come through the left door but got drawn backwards. If anyone was to look closer, he/she could see that on the right side of the head it had an Ender Pearl instead of an eye, and a nameplate above with the only visible part being purple letters reading „Proxy“. The words before it were not visible.
\=========|STRUCTURES/BUILDINGS|=========/
Fortress of Ker'Nor:
\=========|SUMMONS/THINGS FOR LATER|=========/
Darth Nihilus: 22/50 (+4 from Uzi)
Uroboros: 0/50
Plague Doctor: 0/50
\=========|ALCHEMIES|=========/
Mod: Intangible && Basic Magic Mods && Basic RPG Mods = Intangible Modpack 5/6
\=========|OUT-OF-GAME A.K.A NULLPOST|=========/
I wanted to use majority of the charges to possess Sans and make him kill copies of Toriel, Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys, Mettaton and Asgore, but Richard killed him already. Gorilla you Richard. And yes, you could call that new terrain an advertising one, but it is not. Maybe. I don’t know.
Vermiculus Regis surrexit de tenebrae ad suo soliu
ENTITIES:
Paper Bob Ross, N, HP 1/1
+Polite Discourse: Any attempts made to harm Bob Ross's current player are automatically directed towards another player of the GM's choosing.
-Opinionated: If Bob Ross's player does violent stuff, Bob Ross can leave the player for another.
-Karmic Death: Bob Ross can be made to disappear or vanished by entities with appropriate special attacks, but the player that orders the disappearance gains the [Evil] attribute.
INVENTORY:
None.
CHARGES/ALCHEMY/SUMMONS:
+3 to Battlestar for fighting Chara.
ENTITY ACTIONS:
Bob Ross is painting Chara into Dorian Gray's picture. 1/??
PLAYER ACTIONS:
1. I summon the picture of Dorian Gray and give it to Bob Ross. I then point over his shoulder at Chara. "See her? I think you should paint her."
2. I summon a hiking backpack and a tow truck hook... crane... thing. This will be important later.
LAST TURN RECAP:
I attempted to make Iron Boots and Bob Ross. I have Bob Ross in my pocket, but the iron boots fizzled.
FLAVOUR:
Canon pulls herself out of the crater Uzi made of her, dusting herself off and straightening her cap, cursing profusely and calling after the vanishing woman. "I'm not a f***ing birdie, freak! You can save that rough stuff for the bedroom! Or badminton!"
OOC:
Sorry Tazz, I forgot to edit my post in the main thread with the iron boots. I'll hold onto the boots idea and try them again once we have more discussion, yeah?
DtG: Neutral, just wants to see that big tree in the middle.
Your flavour text lacks zest. Perhaps you should add some intelligence, hmm?~
i attack another knife cluster with charas toy knife but i this time i throw it like a dagger
CHARGES:
Soul fortress:16/50(let me explain i changed god of air to soul fortress cause i thought of another Lvl system so thats why soul fortress has 16/50)
DETERMINATION:2/50
Upgrade to charas toy knife:1/10
[RP AND ACTIONS]
I point out to Ker'Athri that rule F5 (You can't have your charges taken away by any means) exists, in the goldenrod text of godmodding, just because I can use it, and that it's technically a godmod. I also point out F4, that states that you can not assist yourself.
ConsumerOfAll: Ker'Athri, you're about as much of a team player as our Half Guardian and Battlefury were to the AZs.
ConsumerOfAll: No offense to them. They aren't trying to kill their teammates, or steal charge points from them.
ConsumerOfAll: Your narration did say sorry, but after weakening Battlefury, I find it harder to forgive you.
ConsumerOfAll: Since sans had the decency to die, I'd normally focus down Richard but a Paradox a day keeps continued living away.
ConsumerOfAll: Sorry, Uzi, for playing pong with a teammate, but the Casino needs to go, as you said.
Ker'Athri is now surrounded in a bubble of godmodding energy and grief. This is what he gets for attempting to un-assist people, and lack of teamplay.
Yes, I'm getting Terraria and entering a duel with Battlefury because he asked for a present from a Paradox roll. That's only a joke. Reducing the effectiveness of your teammates is not, unless you treat everything as a joke. Some jokes are more funny than others, though. Like Ker'Athri. Anyway, I shoot Ker'Athri with only my railgun towards the Casino. He slams into it with full force, before I turn his soul into blue mode. As I am not a monster, that doesn't happen, so I call up Alternate Papyrus from the Murderverse that the Gauntlet was supposed to take place in, until sans died. They get to live a happy life until I send somebody else into the gauntlet, in case anybody was wondering what happened to them. Alternate Papyrus does so, and Ker'Athri is now gravitating towards the Paradox Casino. I then give him Levitation 128, even though that isn't a status effect as of Minecraft 1.0, causing him to slam into Casino very quickly
Usually, he would die, but Descendants who don't have levelling systems are currently invulnerable, like Ker'Athri, which happens to be a major reason of why I'm doing this attack. As such, he bounces straight up, before slamming back down. Over, and over again, ad infinitum. I then use godmodding energy to help prevent him from breaking out. I still need him to be stuck. I surround him in rings of highly rapidly spinning chains of grief, cutting at the Casino as he continues to bounce, over and over again. The Levitation effect wears off, at the peak of his orb, while I then apply Levitation 127 to send him far back across the x or z axis for about five seconds. He then slams into the Casino yet again, so hard that parts of the building are blown off. That's not it, however, as I take out a stick, not the Conglomerate's Stick, as I haven't duplicated it yet, and snap that in half. I then throw the two halves of the stick at Ker'Athri, and they pierce through, carrying him with them, before piercing straight through all of the Casino, assuming it isn't made of something like Bedrock or Blackguard.
ConsumerOfAll: Don't try to fight it. Please.
ConsumerOfAll: It may be cruel, but you're already invulnerable, and this is vengeance for reducing the effectiveness of Battlefury' s dog related trauma.
ConsumerOfAll: Anyway, we need this gone.
Blue mode wears off, and I then telekinetically move Ker'Athri up into the sky, and call Alternate Papyrus again, using blue mode to attach him to Jokefkera, before taking a basketball, and slam dunking it into them. They fall, Alt Papy then uses more blue mode sorcery to bluemode them to each other, and they fall into a crowd of Dark Carnival members, scattering them across the Casino. I just did that last part for lulz. Also, it is kind of hypocritical to accuse somebody of not being a team player, and then use them as a projectile. While this is not my intentions, Ker'Athri, you are in the middle of the Casino so it's a perfect opportunity to deal massive damage to the Paradox Casino.
ConsumerOfAll: Also, Uzi, assists, please.
[ENTITY ORDERS]
ConsumerOfAll: Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr, you don't have to do this but kill the Squirrel Sniper if it isn't already dead.
ConsumerOfAll: CobaltShade, I hope you don't mind if I narrate this.
I vote for the RSM Information Robot X to use Highway Cascade. If it does use Highway Cascade, a massive cannon appears out of it's chest, before it fires an empty highway. Like, a literally highway, curling across the sky. It rotates, and curls several times, continuing to spin around until it forms into a lance of asphalt. This lance of asphalt smashes into the Paradox Casino, piercing through whatever eldritch material makes up its surface, twisting, and continuing to drill through it, before bursting somewhere in the middle, sending asphalt and tar in the middle of the Casino.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
The Unnamed 15/30 ==============================
Magical Theories 41/50 ==================================================
Memories of a Dreamer 2/40 ========================================
ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (14/??) ================
Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (10/??) ================
(Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (10/??) ================
+3 to Battlefury
[BREAKDOWN, OOC AND ENTITY ADVANTAGE STATISTICS]
Anti-Zeroes: 9, Godmodder Slayers: 4, Pro-Zeroes: 4, Hostile: 1,
Undecided: 0, Neutral: 2(@Tazz: Levels please. Also, shouldn't Richard be on 34 out of 60 for the rank up?
@Francisco: If you don't want me to use Ker'Athri as a projectile, please don't null the actions of your teammates or retroactively unassist people. It was already used in my posts, and stated in the update, so you can't unapply it.
I think this may be the first time that Tazz finished an update since I joined, but I may be pessimistic.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun (Level 5), only my railgun (Level 8), Coin Launcher (Level 4), Conglomerate's Stick (Level 0)
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
[focused post]
I wasted a 50 post charge, congratulations me, great job, can I have some sort of refund to use in this post? Please? No? Perfect.
Anyway.
<Insert here an overly long rant of Hezetor using his atomic powers without any effect>
Hezetor: Hm, you refuse death, you are determined to survive, not to gain any objective, just to survive, to stay alive, that's what I can tell, hm, from my point of view this is foolish, it has been a lot since I've left behind me concepts as life and death, even if this body can die right now... anyway I recognize your determination, I'll give you a perfect life, I'll give you peace, I'll gift all of this as a prize for you determination, you have truly impressed me, be happy.
Hezetor starts to babble some ancient words while moving his hands following an incredibly precise sequence of movements... and suddenly Chara is turned into stone, he is completely immobile, fully alive and sentient, just immobile, while he could by some random feat of sheer determination break this new form he is stopped by another spell...
Hezetor: Let me tell you this one last story before your ultimate reward, you see in the past I've absorbed a Quarut a being tasked to protect the essence of time itself, ironically to protect time it used some very time-dangerous spells, one of this was called temporal stasis, no the stone thing is obviously flesh to stone, you see the temporal stasis that I'm about to cast to you will stop the flow of time for you, you will be fine, oh don't worry eternity is pretty quick if you have the right company...
After casting temporal stasis on the immobile statue of Chara Hezetor opens a portal.
Hezetor: Ah, this is a demiplane that I've just created for you, this is were you will spend the rest of your time or at least the next seven at the fifteen thousand billions years.
The demiplane is just a void space of around 20m², there is no light or darkness, there is no wind, there is no heat or cold, just blank space, Hezetor teleports both himself and Chara inside.
Hezetor: Pretty comfortable eh? As I said eternity flies away when you have the right company, that's why I'll leave you alone here, so that you can enjoy every single second of this perfect place I have created for you, be happy Chara, you are alive, you will forever be.
Hezetor leaves the demiplane and closes the portal, now the temporal effects of the demiplane are active, one second in the demiplane is equal to 1 year here.
Chara is now alive and turned into stone while he can think and feel his body is completely motionless, in case he ever breaks out of the stone form he is trapped in the temporal stasis (that supposedly is permanent) that doesn't allow time to flow only for him and if the stasis effect ever goes out he is trapped in a void dimension without any hope of ever getting out considering that there are no portals and if he ever gets out this war will be already over by a lot.
[The Metallica module was installed last turn: +2 or +3 on Hezetor's armor, as Tazz sees fit.]
Let's use Levitator Enforcer on Captain Falcon.
@FBSN Please explore your Limbo-quest ASAP.
Hezetor will copy again Zarod's abilities and put them in slot 1.
@Tazz please remember to update the Moog City quest.
After dealing with Chara Hezetor confronts the Chairian Forces, first of all the bomb on his throne is immediately teleported away (not that he has to fear the destruction of the throne as he can instantly re-create it).
Then his mind realizes that someone insulted his throne, for a fraction of a moment it is possible to see his right hand shaking seemingly uncontrolled, but prefers to don't address any of the injuries towards his throne thinking that the Chairian leader does not posses the adequate intellect to correctly judge his throne. After that he telekinetically moves the earpiece next to him and speaks.
Hezetor: Salutations, I'm Hezetor Savior of the Fallen, Protector of the Weak, Friend of the Tall Ones and Keeper of the Peace, who dares to order the destruction of the Throne I'm using?
(That one is considered as a single title)
...... 45/50
... 25/50
Charge bank: +5 (tazz) +6 (Toast, Talist, Pricey)
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 12/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 10/11)
New: Module && Zweihander && Chaos Flame Ember && Soul of a Great Hero [1] = ?? 2/?
[1] This is a soul in the Dark Souls term of soul, so it is more appropriate to say that is the conglomerate of souls that used to belong to a great hero, it represents his power/experience, but this doesn't mean that the resulting sword will be sentient.
+1 Talist, + 1 Pricey and +1 Toast.
Ker continues to deal massive damage to the casino, now becoming a living projectile. And when it was all about to end, a portal appeared straight in front of Ker's direction and he is flung straight into it, as a black text writes:
Ker'Athri has left the game
As every being in the server reads that message, one thought comes to their mind.
How the gorilla did he manage to do that.
((He is coming back next turn. With a backup. And trust me, that casino is going to regret ever being made. Thank you, Consumer, for giving me a perfect idea on what to do.))
/half-nullpost?
Vermiculus Regis surrexit de tenebrae ad suo soliu
9/50 A Youkai that is really bored
3/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
To Save The Earth, one Charge at a time Saved and Completed
+11 saved
+3 Ire
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 13/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 7/16
Holgraphic Projector && Loudspeaker: Message Sender 2/3
Hey, we need some way to get the data outside to everyone once we decrypt it.
Star nods to the heads, with a sullen look on his face. He willingly walks into the gate. He observes his surroundings after he enters.
"(Chara's) pre-existing 5 Knife Clusters deal 0 damage to the Innocent One"
As the knives fall towards the Innocent One, Chara hears a *Clang*. Chara turns towards the sound. The Innocent One, with a shocked look on his face, as someone appears to have come out of nowhere and blocked the knives with a small shield.
Those of you who were looking at the Innocent One as he spawned recognize him as the person who was seen along with the Innocent One for a split second.
"Those who attack the innocent purposefully...are some of the worst scum imaginable."
It's a regularly proportioned man in his late twenties, unusual for vanilla, but only uncommon in this type of Minecraft.
He has hair draped over his left eye, and his right eye is covered by a contraption that appears to have laser targeting.
He has a sword in his right hand, points it toward Chara, and begins to sing.
"I don't care what you're thinking as you look towards me,
Cause I know that I have all that I need to break me free,
I did not mean to interfere upon this time,
But something happened due to fate; and you tried to take what's mine!
Is it me? You say? You're looking for?
Let me show you who I am and what I'm here for-here for...
Try to stab a younger me! Try to take my life from me!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF!
Thought you could win easily! Well you screwed up royally!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF! NOOOOOOOOOOW!
Through adventure or research I recognize you all,
And I've seen each of you choose to either rise or fall,
You attacked an innocent, I'll tell you what's in store,
You at my feet, with 0 Hit Points, BLEEDING ON THE FLOOR!
Is it me? You say? You're looking for,
Let me show you who I am and what I have in store-in store...
Try to stab a younger me! Try to take my life from me!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF!
Thought you could win easily! Well you screwed up royally!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF! NOOOOOOOOOOW!
Did you not see the text in writing not-so-grim?
Or did you see it and attacked because you are that dim?
I will judge you as your better in morals and in skill,
You deserve much harsher strife than what I'll give you will!
I don't know, or care, if you're a hero,
You through your actions have made you my foe-my foe...
Try to stab a younger me! Try to take my life from me!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF!
Thought you could win easily! Well you screwed up royally!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF! NOOOOOOOOOOW!
You don't get to take another life,
I won't let you take a TRYYYYYYYYYYY!
Try to stab a younger me! Try to take my life from me!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF!
Thought you could win easily! Well you screwed up royally!
Let me show you just WHAT! I'M! MADE! OF! NOOOOOOOOOOW!"
Welcome to Schmuck Bait: The Entity. The Innocent One's target for the Banishment skill is himself. Attacking him leads to progressively harsher counterattacks. He uses banishment next turn, by the way.
The Man swings his sword once. It cleaves right through Chara.
The Man deals 1/4 of Chara's combined HP total to Chara's main HP bar. This combines everything that must be attacked in order to defeat an entity, so the Suit of Knives on its own means that over 11 times the HP that Chara has is dealt to him/her/genderless/whateverthecanonicalgenderis.
If Chara hangs on due to determination, she is pushed back into a round sphere, whose door shuts before Chara can get out. Chara notices the surroundings. Posh, decadent, what looks like the epitome of comfort. But there's nothing to entertain him/her/genderless/whateverthecanonicalgenderis in the room. No matter how hard Chara tries to get out, there is no possible way. Until Chara ragequits, at which point the Absolutely Safe Capsule is opened up so that the Man can claim the boss defeat.
The Innocent One cries in a corner. The Man stands back, leaning on his sword, silently saying with his gaze Attack him, and deal with the consequences.
Now that I think of it, saying that with his gaze is quite impressive, considering no one can see his eyes.
To Igu, because you appear not to really understand multiple parts of this: It's a set counterattack. Due to the rules I created for the entity, the only HP bar it could hit is the main one. Not the knife clusters.
And if you attack an innocent, then you're not exactly innocent now, are you? To say nothing about chara's other deeds.
You said it yourself: attacking an innocent child...isn't good. Which is exactly what Chara did in sending her knife cluster at the Innocent One.
WAIT, DID CAPTAIN FALCON NOT ACTUALLY EXPEND ANY OF CAPTAIN FALCON'S CHARGES? ALRIGHT, THEN. CAPTAIN FALCON DECIDES TO DESCRIBE, IN EXCRUCIATING DETAIL, HOW THE NERVOUS SYSTEM TRANSMITS PAIN TO DR. DR. DR. DR. THE FOURTH PERIOD IS THERE BECAUSE IT'S THE END OF A SENTENCE. CAPTAIN FALCON THEN DECIDES TO GIVE A DEMONSTRATION FOR DR. DR. DR. DR BY USING COME ON! YES! ON THE PARADOX CASINO.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Wow, where have I been?
Also, thanks to Revan for the +Assisting.
Action 1/2
Shock Trooper Part B: 29/50
An Era of Peace: 2+2=4/50
Rotik Nexusruin [Lvl.9 Assault Rifle]: 2/10
Shielder's Salvation [Lvl. 7 Medigun]: 2/8
Sky Edge [Lvl.7 Axe]: 2/8
I point my Super Prototype Medigun at &mpersand and focus on him with my healing beam!
Über (Super Prototype Medigun): 2/9 [IIIIIIIII]
Support: 24/100
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
One member of the council of friendship gives UserZero and odd look. The member starts shouting about how terrible she is for harmlessly shooing somebody before he takes out a minigun and uses it to shoot raw friendship at Uzi, which tastes like lead. The rest of the council give him a strange look and assures Uzi that they're not with him. The rouge member then decides to take out a friendship chainsaw, before attempting to cut Uzi into little bits of friendship.
The President of Happiness comes back, only to join in. He takes out a sniper rifle and attempts to 360 noscope Uzi with raw friendship, but completely misses and hits a random conveniently placed bird who conveniently falls onto Uzi. The PoH realizes he can't actually use guns, so instead calls in the military of love to bomb Uzi using bombs made from pure happiness. The MoL then drop a happiness nuke onto Uzi, but make sure to do something that makes it so that no entities are effected by the nuke. If Uzi takes damage, it succeeds, but if they aren't, the radiation on a random entity who already has radiation's said radiation is extended.
The council of friendship gives them all an odd look before leaving.
The Deer comes and summarizes this post for Tazz, even though it isn't that long.
[DEER]
Random council of friendship member goes rouge and attacks Uzi, President of Happiness joins in, military of love drops happiness nuke onto Uzi. If Uzi doesn't take damage from any of these attacks, a random entity that currently has radiation have their radiation extended.
[STATS AND STUFF]
[CHARGES]
5/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT
3/40 ~ RNGesus
[ENTITIES]
None
[INVENTORY]
None
[ALCHEMIES]
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