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Just a Normal Day at the Divine Work Station: 12/50
Who wastes their time on this anyway: 18/20
"Proooooobably should've seen this coming."
"But now I have to deal with the horrible machine of possibly ruining absolutely everything for everyone. And that's horrible."
Your best merchant Pit takes out his shiny +7 Forged Silver Lance (available on sale right now for only +5!) and jumps right onto the Paradox Casino, quickly beginning to tear it apart.
"No. A 1 in 10,000 chance of effectively gaming over everyone is far too high for safety."
(watch, the first paradox roll is going to be in the single digits.)
((Err... Tazz, did you completely forget that The Informer exists?))
I shoot UserZero in the leg with a tranquilizer dart. She falls asleep, and begins dreaming that she's drifting through an infinite void. She drifts towards a gigantic bullet, that's been blown open, making it look sort of like a flower.
A flower.
She drifts further through the void, seeing odd sights such as a gigantic clock with a bullet hole through it, and what looks like a six-shooter's chambers with a few bullets missing. She eventually comes to a platform.
On the platform sits a treasure chest. In the chest lies... nothing.
UserZero hears lots of hurried footsteps rushing up a flight of stairs, although they sound more like brass tinking against the floor than any normal footstep. She turns around and sees a crowd of anthropomorphic bullets with guns in their hands. In the middle of the crowd sits atop a throne ordained with many guns, the feared and respected Bullet King. He steps off his throne, and pulls out a huge rifle. UserZero... you are to be executed on this day, in 30 seconds exactly, no more no less, not at all, for the following crimes: mass genocide, the destruction of a planet, and littering. He aims his rifle at UserZero, and shouts Fire! Immediately, all of the bullets fire upon her.
The Bullet King then fires his rifle, sending UserZero flying off the edge of the platform.
She wakes up to find it was just a nightmare, before being shot in the head by me with a revolver.
The Informer uses Fightsabre on the Paradox Casino.
My statue's shaping up to be a voodoo effigy of Richard, or at least, that's what it looks like when he's staring at it. Something throws an attack at Richard, causing him to look away for a minute, but then he looks back at my completed mirror. I announce that the mirror will be very helpful for me in the events to come. I also politely congratulate Richard on his rankup, and send him a card in the mail. The card will take several days to reach Richard. I start on my next task in the preparation: The control panel! I walk over to a nearby control panel, and begin entering a code. First the red button. Then the blue button. Then the yellow button. Then the muave button, then the bloodred button, then the bone button, the banana button, the muttonchop button, the pancake button... is Richard hungry? I'm hungry. I flip a few more levers and switches, then, to finish...
Noticing how no one notices me, I decide the best thing to do is to run into the battlefield, set a jukebox on fire, fill it with miniature atomic bombs, tape some frag mines all around it , and carefully punt it into UserZero's mouth. I do this all after I start playing "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen on the jukebox, of course.
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line,
Engines pumping and thumping in time.
The green light flashes, the flags go up.
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank.
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns.
Their prowess is potent and secretly stearn.
The Mysteryman: ================================================== 27/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Interface: ================================================== 26/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Campfire: =================================================== 16/50 (+1 from Cobalt and The Diner)
The Hole: ================================================== 50/50 (+50 from Tazz, IN RESERVE)
I +3 Cobalt.
So, I now know what my Pact compensation charge is going towards. However, I can't deploy it just yet because I already have three charges going on, so I'll do that when it's ready. Anyway... I am THOROUGHLY astonished that not only did Ultra Greed survive this turn, he won the entire contest of Iron Chef! I couldn't be more proud... Ultra Greed, the Saint of Clutch, purchases Investment and Bumbo. He then uses Bling Volcano. (Also, his kamikaze attack is Transcendence, not Kamikaze.) Meanwhile, Ampersand prepares to truly enter Sandfall Mode...
The Scribe looks at Ultra Greed sitting on his beautiful throne and sends a single tear of gold liquid triumph. This is more then he could have ever possibly asked for out of Isaac. But before the Scribe can contemplate this any further, he hears a loud screeching noise that causes his entire body to tense up. Turning around, the Scribe sees the ruined form of Ampersand drifting into the air, its disjointed cyan crystals shifting to a hollow red color. The two golden rings that suspend Ampersand's form spin wildly as beams of irradiated light swirl across the field. "This is it, then," the Scribe states. "You're entering Sandfall Mode."
Ampersand's voice cracks with a metallic cadence, but it answers. "Yes. The time has come for me to stop replicating the actions of other entities and for other entities to replicate the actions I give to them." The Scribe looks at his gloved hand and clenches it into a fist. "Alright. I'd try to at least curb your enthusiasm or something, but I doubt I can control you at this point. "No. You can't. Quite the contrary, in fact. I am now perfectly capable of controlling anyone and anything, bar a few particularly important entities." The Scribe's gaze falters. "But... you wouldn't control me, of course." Ampersand laughs coldly. "Oh, no. I wouldn't dare control a creature who spent the better part of his life using my own powers for exploitation and personal gain. I definitely wouldn't see that he gets his just punishment by understanding the horrors of his actions first hand." The Scribe is still. "...You're capable of sarcasm?" "I've had eons to perfect it."
The Scribe sighs, turning away. "Alright then. Do what it is you have to do before you die," he replies. Light and color flicker across Ampersand's crystalline form. "Of course. If, for some reason, you wish to avoid being subjugated by a truly higher power, you should retreat to your underground lab immediately." The Scribe hastily nods, letting his coat bellow in the wind for a brief instant. In the next, he is gone. Ampersand creates a fractured replica of its normal voice which eternally rises in tone. Ampersand's form splits apart into a hollow version of its pyramidal structure, forming a set of twelve massive crystals, locked in a massive dance.
From the Scribe's underground bunker, he peers up through a camera and looks at the spinning transcendence of Ampersand. The crystal seems to be manipulating the entire world, as if it is revolving around the crystal and the wheel... The clouds flicker with images of days gone by and days yet to transpire, and the ground cracks and shifts, blocks shifting out of alignment. The Scribe hears rattling behind him. Something is creating a humming noise. The Scribe investigates and inputs the code to unlock the drawer. Inside is the Crux Ansata, a crystalline red ankh that can let the wearer manipulate sand itself. The Scribe understands why it must be reacting to Ampersand's actions - Ampersand would, in essence, be a gigantic form of the Crux Ansata. And that would mean...
The Scribe grins. Ampersand assumes the shape of a glorified ankh, casting off its golden wheels, as the holographic image of two triangles, one reflected on top of the other, is superimposed on its surface. A massive explosion bursts forth from Ampersand as the terrain of the battlefield is irreversibly changed. Grass, dirt, and stone are all pulverized into ashes that cascade and swirl through the air, creating an unholy sandstorm of massive proportions. The shift reshapes the entire world, seeping through every crack and corner, every block. Sand falls through the air and settles to the ground, the entire field becoming a mixture of sand and sandstone inscribed with cursed iconography. And in the middle of it all, orchestrating the event, is Ampersand. It utters a single word, and all hell breaks loose.
"SANDFALL." Pillars of sand jut out from the ground, barely visible amongst the haze of particles and dust that are now blocking out the sky. Ampersand's red energy strikes silently across the field, carving the pillars into the unrecognizable shapes of every entity on the field. The copies of shifting sand suddenly merge with their real ones, every entity's eyes suddenly flickering with a soft cyan color. Ampersand cackles, an immensely unsatisfying sound that causes the sand of the world to tremble. Temples and obelisks jut out from the ground as the entire world becomes a plaything for the whims of a demented machine. "Ampersand is the master. You are the nobody. The nobody fulfills the master's wishes so he can achieve enlightenment."
Every entity suddenly trembles, physically unable to stop the mental onslaught that is bombarding their minds cape and tearing it away like eroding dunes of sand. They configure their arms into a salute, and Ampersand cackles once more. "There can only be one nobody that achieves enlightenment. All other nobodies are nothing against you. You must tear apart the others to gain enlightenment. Such is the will of the master." Every entity opens their mouths, smoke pouring out of them and sand pouring back in, in an endless cycle of horror. Broken and disjointed speech falls out of their mouths.
"Such is the will of the master."
[N] Sandfall Ampersand: 240,000 HP.
Welcome to the Sandfall, a horrific event spoke of in legend that has occurred time and time again throughout the ages. Though it is not the end of the world, it certainly marks some kind of new age in this entity fight. Ampersand's sudden transformation has a lot of interesting consequences that will ripple throughout the field. Let's see how they work and how they come together.
(Ampersand is fully healed due to his new form.)
PASSIVES:
Sandstorm: The Weather has changed to Sandstorm. All Airborne entities are damaged every turn, Evasion is lowered because it is harder to see, and all entities now have a 10% chance to hit a different target because it is harder to see.
Desert: The Terrain has changed to Desert. Because of this, the temperature is going to steadily rise every turn, as it gets hotter in deserts. The temperature will raise by +20º every turn that Sandfall is active. Once the temperature is at 100º, entities will start getting Burns. In addition, every turn, a Desert Obelisk appears on the field. When three Obelisks are active, a special event will trigger.
The Master: Ampersand is now able to play chess with entities. In effect, Ampersand is guaranteed to take two entities every turn and override who they would have normally attacked. Ampersand is able to control them into attacking other entities. He does this regardless of entity alignment, so allies can hurt allies. This is completely unavoidable, though Ampersand cannot control the same entity or have an entity be attacked by a controlled entity twice in a row. Ampersand is able to make controlled entities use their existing attack patterns and Ampersand's attack patterns.
Enlightenment: If a controlled entity lands the killing blow on a target, they will gain Enlightenment. They will see the future and will dodge any and all attacks sent at them, and will also gain Regen for three turns and a crit bonus for one turn.
Future Vision: Ampersand has seen all of this before. Any attack that comes his way will be successful, but will also be counterattacked with retaliation damage that is half of the damage sent at Ampersand.
Until The Crystals Cracked: Ampersand has a kamikaze that happens one turn after death.
ATTACKS:
Struggle: Functions identically to before. It will deal low damage, but each consecutive time it is used, the attack gains more and more power. There is no limit to how much damage this attack could potentially do.
Crux Conundrum: Ampersand's entire body powers up, creating a massive gauntlet of sand that an entity is trapped inside. He is assaulted by various weapons and enemies, taking moderately high damage, and is also locked inside for the turn. Anyone that attacks the entity will also be trapped and will take moderate damage.
In Memoriam: Ampersand fondly remembers the entity that died to get him into Sandfall Mode, the Nuclear Throne. Ampersand turns bright green and fires a massive beam of radiation, dealing moderately high damage to two entities and inflicting Radiation for two turns on both. Both entities will crit next turn, but will be Cursed for two turns.
Indigo Inferno: Ampersand creates a massive plume of fire and a wall of sand at the same time, which hardens into a nigh-unbreakable glass. Any attacks sent at Ampersand that turn will not hit and will instead be reflected, dealing a counterattack of x1.5 damage. Entities that attack Ampersand will also be Burned for two turns.
Heat Death: Ampersand takes the current Temperature of the field and condenses it into a massive ball of literal superheated heat. This ball can either be used to help an entity or hurt an entity - if it helps an entity, the heat will give the entity a massive amount of energy, letting them attack twice that turn and healing them for a moderately high amount of health. If it hurts an entity, they will take high damage and be Burned for five turns.
SPECIAL ATTACKS:
The Zodiac: Ampersand reforms the Timewheels that used to keep its pyramidal form in check. They will spin with an array of twelve symbols that hold an immense amount of sacred power. Pickaxe, Lapis Lazuli, Broken Bow, Wineglass, Escutcheon, Demon Door, Alien Visor, Twisted Horn, Golden Crown, Pokeball, Foxtail, Blue Cross. Two entities are taken back by these visions of heroism and take very high damage. In addition, a holographic form of one of the Ancestors is selected at random to fight on the field for two turns. Takes three turns to charge.
Pyramidion: Ampersand creates a gigantic pyramid constructed from sand, which rises out of the depths of the earth. The pyramid glows with a massive unearthly magenta power which blasts a random entity apart. In addition, a boss that we've already fought ascends out of the pyramid to fight on the field for two turns. Takes three turns to charge.
Obelisk Objection: Ampersand takes the three obelisks and causes points of light to shine over the field. Beams of energy connect the field, forming a triangle - or, in other words, a trifecta. Three columns of red, green, and blue energy wash over the sky that cascade with the visions of universes locked in a dance of death. The obelisks split apart, swarms of dead bodies flying out of them - the corpses of every fallen entity in this war and the ones preceding/succeeding it. They tear apart three random entities, dealing very high damage. Takes three turns to charge.
God Complex: Ampersand can control a boss or godmodder. Takes ten turns to charge. Ampersand dies on use.
[RP AND ACTIONS] ConsumerOfAll: Ampersand is the master. I am the nobody. ConsumerOfAll: Ampersand is the master. I am the nobody. ConsumerOfAll: Ampersand is the master. I am the nobody. ConsumerOfAll: Who am I kidding? ConsumerOfAll: I'm already serving Homura and Uzi. ConsumerOfAll: I'm not about to get my mind dominated by an hourglass that should be dead right now. ConsumerOfAll: Thankfully, Godmodder+Descendanthood stops me from getting mind-controlled by a desperate hourglass who barely survived, but God Complex is creepy, and if it can control the Scribe, it can come close to controlling me.
ConsumerOfAll: I was so close to killing you, anyway. I will get the kill on you this time. Even if it forces me to respawn to do it.
What better way to deal with an OP mind-controller than with OP Academy City technology. A portal opens up, and out pops an octopus like object, with tentacles on the bottom, and a sphere containing an eye. This is the FIVE_Over (Out_Sider) - Modelcase_"MENTAL_OUT". Yes, that's a long name. A magnetic dust flows out of it, enhanced with godmodding energy. While normally, the OS_Modelcase would only be good for illusions, which our beloved (no) Master is immune to, the godmodding energy can allow those illusions to be solid. If it sounds ridiculous, that's Academy City for you.
First of all, the OS_Modelcase creates sound repeating, "Ampersand is the nobody, UserZero is the master." Ampersand is probably somewhat annoyed, so while he is annoyed, the Modelcase creates an illusion of the Void around him. This illusion is about as safe as the real thing. Void energies obiliterate Ampersand's body, while an illusion of a Horrorterror who likes to be called The Master sees Ampersand calling himself the Master, and sends him a telepathic message. Ampersand hears the message, and has his mind melt. He's a giant hourglass, but not a giant eldritch hourglass. The Master then savages Ampersand's mind, body, and soul, before I run out of ideas for murdering Ampersand, and roll the Modelcase off because I ran out of ideas.
[ENTITY ORDERS] Have already been given.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] The Unnamed 16/30 ============================== Magical Theories 42/50 ================================================== Memories of a Dreamer 3/40 ========================================
ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (15/??) ================ Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (11/??) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (11/??) ================ +3 to Battlefury
CrazeePi looks over at the AZ and GS, feeling that it was unlikely that he would be able to join the PZ. On one hand, he could join the AZ, which seemed to have more players as there was more AZ entities, had Richard with them, and came with free dental. On the other hand, he could be hipster and join the GS, and for some reason, CrazeePi really wanted to be hipster.
Either way, CrazeePi starts summoning a currently unnamed robot, who will be explained in a bit.
The Deer comes back to summarize this post, but CrazeePi starts shooting a shotgun towards the sky, scaring it away.
[STATS AND STUFF]
[CHARGES]
6/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT
Hey, we need some way to get the data outside to everyone once we decrypt it.
CAN CAPTAIN FALCON USE CAPTAIN FALCON'S NARRATIVE BUFF TO AVOID AMPERSAND'S ACTIONS? EITHER WAY, CAPTAIN FALCON FINALLY, AFTER 3 TURNS WHERE HE TRIED TO DEPLETE IT, USES UP HIS FALCON PUNCH SPECIAL GAUGE. ORIGINALLY, IT DID 50,000 DAMAGE TO TWO ENTITIES, ONE CHOSEN, ONE RANDOMLY. THIS WAS AN EFFORT TO BALANCE THE FACT THAT CAPTAIN FALCON WAS GOING TO USE THIS AS SOON AS CAPTAIN FALCON WAS SUMMONED. WHETHER THIS IS BUFFED OR NOT, THIS ACTION IF SUCCESSFUL WILL DESTROY AT LEAST ONE ENTITY.
BECAUSE CAPTAIN FALCON FALCON PUNCHES JOSHUA. FOR 50,000/4000 DAMAGE, WHICH IS 12.5. MINUS ONE FOR ARMOR, WHICH MEANS JOSHUA IS DEALT EITHER 11 OR 12 DAMAGE. HE HAS 10 HP. CAPTAIN FALCON TAUNTS IN CELEBRATION.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
Why did I get a +2 boost from Richard? I'm neutral, I thought I made that clear when I tried to attack both Richard and UserZero. Sorry if that wasn't clear enough though.
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line,
Engines pumping and thumping in time.
The green light flashes, the flags go up.
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank.
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns.
Their prowess is potent and secretly stearn.
Before the Action: I lie on the floor in dismay however the same fluffy pink creature is panting.
???: Maybe it is not working right, so I will try to make it better for you.
I'll try again with a different and more original Leveling Style.
Echeladder-styled Leveling System 50/50 Expended (Second Try of the Leveling System)
I recite the last action's RP and I wear the costume with the emblem of Wings in front of the Left Axe, Middle Sword and Right Spear so I get the new and full power
"Hehehe"
[AZ] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP. (Estimated 80,000 HP from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)
Here are the Levels for my own Echeladder-style Leveling System:
Level 13: 1,500,000 [+1 HP Up and +1 HP Regen per turn] Level 14: 2,000,000 [+1 HP Up and +1 HP Regen per turn] Level 15: 2,500,000 [+1 Armour increase, +1 HP Up and +1 HP Regen per turn] + 50 Post God Tier Ascension Unlocked
After I hit Level 15, I will need to spend another 50 post charge by ascending into God Tier so I will get more power (I will try to ascend myself into my big thing)
I think that Leveling System is can be extremely OP (Thanks to the Long XP because it will give me a lot of bonuses) Tweak if you wish if it's a good idea or not...
I heard a voice from a person.
UnlimitedCutter [UC] I hope that your new leveling system is completely original OK?
Oh.
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
Action: 1
Attack: I look at the disappearing corpse of Mr Stun Guy and he never moved ever and he disappeared from coding.
insteunt deaf...
I look at the Information Robot then I summon the Blue Spear to try to pierce the Armour Plating with this however it didn't go through but stabbed it a bit.
"That did not pierce..."
I then whip out 2 pistols which can damage the Armour with the bullets then I fire at the Information Robot around the body and I finish it off with I summon the hammer with the word of Get Out and smash the Inormation Robot on top of it's head.
I vote Radar Overseer's EAS Tones Cannon to make it attack a random enemy (Including Information Robot (that is the Radar Overseer's enemy)).
RP: I watch through the broken wall that Toast made and I fly out to see Talist with his friends and Hezetor.
The only Market 6/50 (My Idea would be a bit overpowered so I have to use another 50 post Charge so that only AZ and N players could buy my potions and my alchemies.) +2 from Richard
Echeladder-styled Leveling System 50/50! +50 refunded (again) from the Echeladder+Antematter failure (sigh... Hope I will try it again without fail.)
[RESERVED UNTIL TALIST KNOWS WHAT WE ARE DOING]
ChurgeAtk #1 2/50
Alchemy Creation:
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 14/16
Essence of Sp00p && CD of Halloween Howls 1996 && Speaker that plays Spooky Scary Skeletons && Curved Sword Mold = (Undercharged) Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher 2/8
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
Mr. Stun Guy has been Code-Deleted from the Server and never reappeared in the battlefield again...
We will be return...
+1 to Hezetor, +2 to Talist.
Charge Bank: +1 from Toast +2 from Talist and Hezetor
The Squirrel Sniper sighs knowing their time has come, they know that nothing can save them from the Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. and Radiation, so they decide to do one final act before they pass, they turn to UserZero flip her off, pull out a legendary Maliwan Sniper Rifle, custom ordered, and charge quickly climbing up and jamming the rifle in her mouth they begin firing as many rounds as they can before shoving the blasphemous hand grenade in her right eye and scampering away as they detonate it with a mana bolt Supercool993 taught them how to cast resulting in a massive explosion. The Squirrel Sniper then walks away, towards their final confrontation with the good Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr.
Supercool993 is stunned and simply works on the project.
Walker is about to figure out an attack, but pauses, turning and noticing Captain Falcon's attack, right about to impact Joshua, who's attention is drawn elsewhere. She panics, realizing that that would be an almost-guaranteed lethal blow to a powerful ally, and immediately looks through her moveset... it's a small moveset to look through, admittedly, but that is an advantage. She quickly throws out a stack of Fortification on Joshua, very likely saving his life.
Joshua, meanwhile, is focused on the arrival of Future Ampersand, andwhat happened involving it. He, oddly enough, isn't even slightly affected by the attempt to erode his mind... and his hand, instead of raising in a salute, raises to display his rather prominent middle finger. After a second of this, he lowers his hand, his eyes flashing blue. Seems he tapped into the power of his earlier salt regarding Sans's evaporating his lives...
"I can't help but notice you're trying to take over my mind. Let me make this very, very clear. If you try that again, you will fail again. It's harder to mind control me than it is to hit the Psy-Godmodder. And as a consequence of daring to try? Well, let's just say that when I'm done with you, ending up in Limbo is going to be like sleeping in a warm, fluffy bed in comparison."
Golem: I don't have a freaking maılıng address, what the hell would Psı even need mail for? He's dead!
Golem: Even ıf he needed maıl he can teleport!
Golem: Telephone? Uh, hm. Let me see here-PHONES DON'T EVEN EXIST IN MINECRAFTIA!
Golem: WELL, OKAY, MAYBE STAR'S, BUT HE'S NOT EVEN A NATIVE!
Golem: Uh, moving on... I guess I'm under 18. If they try to stop me for being under 1 year old I'm suıng them for dıscrıminating against non-humans.
Golem: I guess this counts as a part-time job, since Uzı's lasting a year more, tops.
Golem: Eh, I'm not subjectıng anyone to my ramblıngs anymore, time to just submıt-
A cat suddenly teleports onto the keyboard, hogging all the warmth from it. All browser windows close.
Golem: Oh come *on*.
Suddenly, more cats show up, swarming the Golem for warmth. The Golem starts to shake them off, but gets a better idea. They tap into their vaguely defined Descendant powers, turning Flowey's vines into catnip. The cats all rush for the catnip, tearing it to shreds. They then get incredibly high, and fall asleep around Uzi. Uzi is immobilized by the cats, but prepares to shoot them off. However, Mewser0 pops out of the clowder, and scratches Uzi in the face for thinking of doing so. She then rallies the other cats, and they collectively claw Uzi viciously, until Uzi finally breaks free of the cats and attacks all of them.
Deep in space, Godcat senses that somewhere, her subjects are crying out in pain. Angered by this, she prepares the Creator and the Destroyer...
Down on ???craft, Uzi is mopping up the remaining cats, when suddenly Godcat shows up. Uzi prepares to dodge, but she doesn't appear to have high enough stats due to the vines. Godcat swiftly uses Genesis on Uzi, resurrecting all the cats Uzi killed and overwhelming Uzi with holy magics. She then uses Absolute Zero, freezing Uzi solid. After a few solid minutes of hypothermia, Godcat uses Supernova, roasting Uzi to a crisp. She then leaves the scene, bringing the cats with her.
Golem: While I'm at ıt, let's append an adaptatıon.
Golem: I'm leaving ıt as a link because I'm fairly certain ıt won't end well if I try to do ıt here.
~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 3/50
DOSH 4/25
Who gave a damn about paradoxes anyway? 4/50
+3 in reserve (pricey, hezetor)
~Alchemy~
-NOP-
1+ to Hezetor, +1 Talist +1 to Pricey
~Inventory~
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
Wildfire (Level 10)
~
Red - Level 1 - 41'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
x4'000 on single digit taking entities.
~Action~
t i think i will aggress dr dr dr dr
t it appears that he really hates his name punctuated incorrectly
t i am sure that more than a paragraph without punctuation would really grind his gears or at the very least cause him to lose brain cells or maybe some phds
so now i will tell you a story about a person named toast
toast
toast
wait forgot i wasnt using punctuation i think tildes count as punctation that would destroy the whole point of the paragraph
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (12/13)
Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (9/13)
Gula Warded Jar && Rune of Gluttony && SCP-1133-1 && Glass Bottle = Bottle of Beelzebub (5/13)
Charges
Project M12-The Typographer (38/50)
Project M14-The Speedcuber (6/50)
Project M15-L M 4 (12/30) (+3 from Twin)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Action
I pull out another button. This one is a fifth floor button, except it's labeled in Japanese.
I begin to mash the button and, one by one, the knives in Chara's knife clusters turn into explosive glitchblobs. This happens to random knives and the clusters promptly explode, glitching out in the process.
DarkSide, the new [returning] GS on the block, stares Uzi in the face, smiling casually. While he had no weapons, did it really matter? No.
"Alright... this'll be fun..."
DarkSide pulls out an entire kitchen from the ground, along with all of the necessary equipment he may need. Looks like this is going to be fun to watch.
"Now... what should I whip up today..."
He notices the vines.
"Huh. Flowey Vines. Heard their juice made a nice sauce when you wring out the juices and determination, and fry it in the saucepan with the buds. Sounds like a good additive to some chicken to me. Now, hold still while I-"
While he was not exactly a master chef, he still had abnormally massive tools at his disposal. Such as a butcher's knife the size of himself.
He dug straight into the vines, hauling them from Uzi with abnormal strength, binding them into a rope so they can't retaliate somehow, and hauling them all over to a large saucepan. He ties them up with some divinium weave.
"Next, we-"
And then he wrung out all of the determination and other juices from all of the vines simultaneously. Yeah, he FORCED the determination out of the vines (And if that didn't work for some reason, backup tools). With all the determination pulled from the vines, he took that massive butcher's knife from before and cut them all off from the main stems and plucking all the buds off, one by one, into the pan.
Turn up the heat to Star Core hot, wait about 15 seconds, stir, wait another 15 seconds, and the sauce is ready, with only the base stems on fire (AKA the part I didn't just chop off), burning up the last remnants of Flowey.
"And now, to-"
He marinates a large chicken in the sauce for a few minutes, and puts it in a roaster with some of the vines. They were split down the center to expose their flavor. Put it in the oven, turn it up to Levis Ignis level, and wait 15 minutes.
"Now we wait."
-15 minutes later-
The chicken, finally done, was ready to serve. DarkSide puts it on a demonic platter. In the eyes of someone who grew up around demonic stuff, it looks fancy as heck.
You could just SEE Uzi licking her lips at the deliciousness that DarkSide cooked up. And then it was served to her.
"Order up! One Flowey-Marinated Chicken, served!"
It looked like nothing that was ever seen before... it smelled otherworldly, and of determination. All in all, it smells delicious.
"Hey, stop just smelling the chicken and eat up already!"
Uzi tasted it. It was absolutely revolting, as if it was made with inedible greens, and decided not to eat the rest.
"What's the matter? Full already? Nah. Here, I'll just-"
DarkSide leaps up, grabs the rest of the chicken, and knocks over Uzi, while shouting;
"-FEED IT TO YOU MYSELF!"
The entire chicken is thrust into her gob. She manages to eat it no problem, though, with some reluctance.
What happened after, though, was equally as revolting. Along with a single part of the chicken being just plain ol' raw (giving her some serious food poisoning and indigestion), but the Determination mixed with the Flowey Buds actually caused the buds to grow and literally burst out of her chest in a bloody, painful, and messy way, before the new vines ultimately died thanks to Uzi's plethora of Godmodding energies. And because they weren't exactly Flowey's buds anymore, Flowey did not regain a shred of the determination from all of that. Let's face it; he's dead. For good this time.
And before Uzi could react...
"woopwoopwoopwoopwoop"
...Yeah, he 'woop's right outta there, and the kitchen sinks back into the ground.
OOC/RESPONSES
That's not what- Ah, forget it, I'll figure out what players are currently GS on my own.
STATS
DarkSide - Alignment: [GS]
Vulnerable: Not yet
CHARGES
Owl Assassin (10/20) [ENTITY] (+6 Ire) (Changed since I'm no longer doing the "defensive neutral" route)
Painless (4/50) [ENTITY] (^)
RPG-ification (7/50) [UPGRADE + PLAYER VULNERABILITY]
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Member Details
==Turn 1==
Level 3
Ante Matter: 100,000/125,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Darkness: 16/50.
Charge #6: 9/50.
Evidence Decorruption: 50/50, waiting on another player.
+3 to Crusher.
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 6/14
Module && Miniature Red Sun == Red Sun Module 3/16
Boots && True Essence of Speed == Boots of Surpassing Movement 2/???
==Action/RP==
This action is focused.
Crystal returns from his expedition outside the walls, pulls out a pizza box, and holds it to his head like a phone. “Hello?"
Uncle Grandpa pops his head out of the pizza box. Luckily, Crystal was holding it so that it opened away from his face. Uncle Grandpa pulls out a second pizza box, this one vibrating and playing the theme song to Uncle Grandpa, and opens it like a flip-phone. “Hello. Is this pizza?
“No, this is Crystal."
Uncle Grandpa rummages in his pizza box, then pulls out Pizza Steve. “Well, I beg to differ.” He then tosses Pizza Steve away, and straight into a coincidental plot hole. “Anyway, what can I do you for?"
“I have a Godmodder that needs a bit of number-sense knocked into her. Think you’re up to the task?"
“Say no more. I have the perfect thing."
Uncle Grandpa pops completely out of the pizza box, looks over at UserZero, and snaps his fingers.
UserZero, previously restrained in vines, now finds herself on the darkened set of a game show. The lights come up, to reveal… An entire audience of Uncle Grandpa clones. UserZero looks at the other contestant, her opponent. Another Uncle Grandpa, who immediately greets her with a cheerful “Good morning!”. The host walks out, and it is, unsurprisingly, Uncle Grandpa. Screens all around the set turn on, revealing hypnotizing patterns overlaid with rapidly cycling numbers, as the hosting Uncle Grandpa speaks in a British accent. “Good morning, and welcome to Numberwang, the maths craze that simply everyone is talking about! Our contestants today are UserZero, from nowhere, and Uncle Grandpa, who is from everywhere. Before we begin, UserZero, any hobbies down there in nowhere?"
UserZero is confused, and hesitantly responds, “No?"
“Uncle Grandpa?"
“Yes!"
“Great. Okay, if you’re ready, let’s play Numberwang!"
A massive spinning ‘Numberwang’ ricochets around the stage, smacking UserZero about the face several times, as a quick jingle plays.
The hosting Uncle Grandpa speaks again. “UserZero to play first."
UserZero is struck dumb, not even knowing the rules of this game she has suddenly been thrust into. She starts to speak, when the host cuts her off. By quite literally appearing behind her with a hammer and knocking her on the head as she starts to open her mouth, causing her to bite her tongue quite painfully. “Too slow! Uncle Grandpa?"
UserZero, feeling all eyes turn to her, hesitantly ventures, “Four?"
A buzzer goes off as a massive flashing ‘Fourwang!’ appears on every screen. The host shakes his head. “Oh, good try, but we’re afraid that four hid today’s secret penalty! Four is death, and, incidentally, he’s standing right behind you.” UserZero turns around, and is met with a massive 4 wielding a scythe that could be used to reap fifty-stories-tall wheat. It takes a swing, but UserZero quickly dodges by dropping to the floor, the scythe only managing to crop a bit of hair off of her. When she looks back up, the 4 is gone, and every eye in the room is once again on her. She mumbles “Twenty-seven.” and all eyes go back to Uncle Grandpa, who shouts, “Zero!"
The host grins and yells “That’s Numberwang! Round two!"
UserZero says, thinking she’s getting the hang of this game, “Seven!"
The host shakes his head slightly, as if to say she couldn’t be farther from the truth.
Uncle Grandpa declares, “Eighteen million, six hundred thousand, twenty-five thousand, five hundred, and twelve!"
The host leans forward slightly.
UserZero ventures, “Twelve?"
The host leans back and frowns.
Uncle Grandpa practically explodes with, "Eighteen million, six hundred thousand, twenty-five thousand, five hundred, and twelve — over four hundred point two!"
The host leaps an entire foot into the air and yells, “That’s Numberwang! Round three, let’s go to the board!"
A large screen of numbers appears behind the host.
"UserZero to play first."
UserZero, seeing an eight on the board, guesses, "Eight!"
The host shakes his head. "Oh, nice try, UserZero, but I'm afraid eight is not on the board. Uncle Grandpa?"
Uncle Grandpa guesses, "Ninety-seven!"
The eight on the board lights up, but no Numberwang is called.
UserZero goes with her instincts, trusts herself, and says, "Negative one?"
A forty-five lights up on the board, and the host shouts, "That's Numberwang! Our contestants are neck and neck, with both having fifty-four points, except for Uncle Grandpa, who has eight hundred and sixty-seven. It's time for a special round!"
Two plates of number-shaped cookies are placed in front of the contestants by indistinct figures as the host explains, "It's time for Numberscoff! The rules here are simple, every time you get Numberwang, scoff a number. Uncle Grandpa to go last."
UserZero gets so caught up in contemplating the likely dangers of eating those cookies, that she completely misses the 'last' in that last sentence and is lost in her own world. The host begins tapping his toes impatiently, before he finally looks over at the contestant Uncle Grandpa, giving him a significant look. Uncle Grandpa reaches over and smacks UserZero, before shouting, "One!"
The host grins. "That's Numberwang! Scoff a number."
Uncle Grandpa shoves a number-cookie into his mouth.
"UserZero, it's your turn."
"Nine?"
The host acquires a sadistic cast to his grin as he says, "That's Numberwang! Scoff a number."
UserZero's hand begins to shake as she picks up a cookie, before she belatedly remembers she's immune to poison. She scoffs the number (which incidentally is the number seven) without hesitation.
Uncle Grandpa, voice slightly muffled, declares, "Eighty-seven!"
The host smiles warmly. "That's Numberwang! Scoff a number."
Uncle Grandpa stuffs a number into his already-slightly-overfull mouth.
UserZero, having swallowed her number, quickly says, "Seventeen!"
The host looks suspiciously at her. "That's Numberwang, scoff a number!"
UserZero tosses one down the hatch. The world glitches for a second, and UserZero feels vines all around her. She jumps in terror, choking on her number for a second.
Uncle Grandpa sprays crumbs all over as he shouts, "Twenty-seven!"
The host snaps his fingers. "That's Numberwang, scoff a number!"
Uncle Grandpa tosses his entire plate of numbers into his cavernous maw, before letting out a small burp.
The host gasps in terror as an alarm goes off, every screen now reading, 'Belchwang!' He speaks after a second. "Oh, phew. I thought the stomach-acid-activated explosives we laced one of the sevens with had gone off."
And. at that exact moment, a muffled bang is heard within UserZero. She swells up slightly, before belching out a massive gout of fire and returning to normal size. The host winces. "Ooh, she'll feel that in the morning. But, on the bright side, UserZero just won the secret belching contest of Numberscoff, giving her an extra seventy points! And, since the belching contest was invoked, we now have a second special round! But, before that, it's Numberwang History Month, so let's learn about the history of Numberwang!"
All the video screens begin playing a video. Static screeches for a second, before it fades to reveal... another Uncle Grandpa, in what looks like a basement. "Good morning! This is the famous Numberwang basement, the home of Colosson." The camera pans over to a massive, stockily-built robot, complete with blinking lights on the end of its arms, what looks like two laser cannons mixed in among the lights, and heavily chained up. "Colosson is, as you all know, the computer that calculates whether it is, or is not, Numberwang." Uncle Grandpa whispers a number to Colosson, who responds with, "THAT'S NUMBERWANG!" Uncle Grandpa chuckles. A narrator begins to take over: "Numberwang in all its forms is so ubiquitous today, one might almost be shocked to learn that it came from the forsaken realms of not existing. Colosson got his start in an effort to create a computer powerful enough to calculate Numberwang, a problem which philosophers and mathematicians alike had wrestled with throughout the ages." The scene shifts to a set of three scientists working around a massive mainframe. "Once Colosson had been created, Numberwang quickly exploded. Papers began to print Numberwang puzzles, sculptors made Numberwang-themed sculptors, one madman perpetrated several Numberwang-inspired murders (which later inspired the hit film 'The Numberwang Code') and, most relevantly, a Numberwang game show began to be produced. This show, quite simply named 'Numberwang', has run near-uninterrupted for an uncountable number of years, only shutting down once, when Colosson attempted to take over the world." The video cuts to Colosson shooting lasers at several tanks, whatever area it hits exploding into colorful numbers. "Luckily, Colosson's designers had foreseen this eventuality, and built in a failsafe whereby Colosson would shut down if shown a picture of a chicken." A man runs up to Colosson in the video, and shows him an indistinct picture. Almost immediately, Colosson goes limp. The scene goes back to Uncle Grandpa in the basement. Colosson is nowhere in sight. He speaks. "And so, with Colosson duly pacified, Numberwang would go on to become the greatest hit television show in history. Which is why, wherever you go in the world, you'll always hear people say, take it away, Colosson--" The camera pans to a pile of broken chains on the ground. Uncle Grandpa gasps. "Colosson's loose! Where's my chicken picture--" He pulls out several pictures and sorts through them, running down a hallway, before Colosson cuts him off. "YOU ARE NOT NUMBERWANG. YOU MUST DIE." A laser blasts from his arm, atomizing a section of the floor into numbers, before Uncle Grandpa runs past him and down the hallway. A few seconds after, the video cuts out.
The same Uncle Grandpa runs from backstage, yelling, "FIND THE CHICKEN PICTURES!" A whirring comes from backstage, before Colosson rolls out. He looks at UserZero. "YOU ARE NOT NUMBERWANG. YOU MUST DIE." A laser blasts UserZero's body, but she holds on and just barely resists being transmogrified into numbers. Half a second later, someone runs up and shows Colosson a picture of a chicken. A few other people throw a net over him and drag him away. The host wipes his brow. "Phew. Glad that's over with. Luckily, we learned from Colosson's previous escape attempt and now have a database of every number that is Numberwang, up to some arbitrary limit. Back to the show!"
The set darkens for a second, and UserZero catches a glimpse, out of the corner of her eye, of a glitchy vine snaking down from a crack in the ceiling, before the set lights up again and it disappears. She immediately goes on high alert.
The host looks at the spot UserZero just glanced at, before shrugging. "This round's theme is imaginary numbers. Uncle Grandpa to play first."
Uncle Grandpa thinks for a second. “Twentington!"
The host looks at UserZero.
UserZero is stumped, but makes something up and responds, “Frilve hundred and neeb?"
The host looks back at Uncle Grandpa.
Uncle Grandpa rubs his chin. "Bleventeen?
The host looks back at UserZero.
UserZero thinks she's getting the hang of things, and responds, "Shinty-six?"
The host shakes his head. "Oh, nice try UserZero, but shinty-six is actually a real number! As immortalized in the famous Dimension 953 song, ‘I Only Have Shinty-Six Days Left To Live'. Clearly you need to be educated, so have a gift of all the copies of that song we own!"
A massive beam of pure music is fired at UserZero, who suddenly experiences a million songs overlapping and jumbling together in her brain. She screams, and suddenly sees everything in the game show as a massive contruct of vines, corruption, and numbers, overlapping and jumbling together until her sight and brain become overwhelmed and she begins to hear a harsh buzzing, whirring, grinding sound, before her perception returns to normal.
The host seems to notice this, and grins. "Well, that was fun, but now it's about time to end this show with a bang! Our contestants are neck-and-neck, and this next round will decide it all -- it's time for Wangernumb, let's rotate the board!"
The entire contestant setup begins to turn on its axis, sending Uncle Grandpa and UserZero into the depths of backstage and bringing out another two waving Uncle Grandpas, labeled 'Jay' and 'Steve'. Unfortunately, the board continues to turn, thrusting the two new contestants back to obscurity, and all the while the buzzing, whirring, and grinding sound of buzzsaws can be heard from backstage. As UserZero and Uncle Grandpa rotate back in, UserZero is revealed to have deep, profusely bleeding cuts over her whole body. Uncle Grandpa is miraculously unscathed. The host looks surprised, then hears the buzzsaws and sighs. "Who turned on the Numbersaws? I liked some of those contestants! Oh, today's fun fact: Our Numbersaws are forged from the number three, which, as everybody knows, hates godmodders with a passion. In any case, UserZero to play first."
UserZero promptly collapses from massive trauma and blood loss.
The host sighs. "Well, as you can't play anymore, I suppose I'll count that as a forfeit. Uncle Grandpa, you are crowned today's Numberwang! But, UserZero, as you fourfeited, you are today's Wangernumb, and you get to meet the four again. Good luck." The host pauses for a second, then whispers, "You'll need it."
UserZero is roughly dragged away by a pair of ones. As she weakly looks back, she sees Uncle Grandpa receiving a crown. But nothing matters anymore except those bleeding, agonizing cuts on her body from those buzzsaws, which she couldn't godmod away no matter how hard she tried. In fact, now that she thinks of it, her godmodding has been massively weakened all the while she's been in this place. The cuts won't close up, either, and they won't even slow their bleeding. Something on the saws, perhaps, or was it the material they were made of? UserZero is dragged to the darkened backstage, where corrupted vines twist, Numbersaws whir, and a chorus of numbers, crawling everywhere, chatter praises to their profane deity of Mathematics. UserZero looks behind her, and realizes her blood is slowly flowing into the shape of numbers. One, two, zero, five, twenty-three, thirteen, one million, nine, thirty-three, seven. Her arms and legs are grabbed by the vines, and she is raised up to await the four. An interminable time later, it arrives. It wields its scythe, which is now twined about with vines, the very vines that now hold her down, the very vines that she was catching glimpses of all through the game show, the very vines that erupted from Flowey to make her vulnerable in the first place. Numbersaws roar all around her, enclosing her in a cage of sound and fury, as the four raises its scythe and seems to grow, higher and higher, as the very last bit of UserZero's blood leaks from her unhealing wounds and her world finally goes black as the scythe comes whistling down...
Thunk.
Far away, as the last of the life ebbs out of UserZero's body, a chorus of Uncle Grandpas exclaim, "Good Numberwang!"
==Entities==
NSM Radar Overseer X: Use EAS Tones Cannon on the RSM Information Robot X!
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Member Details
\=========|INVENTORY|=========
Obsidian Double-Edged Sword
Void Wood Staff
Basic food supplies
Medical flora
Spellbook: Void
\=========|ACTIONS|=========/
The battlefield continues working as normal, with everyone killing eachother, until a portal appears in the air.
Ker'Athri has joined the game
Psi's Proxy has joined thegame
Two figures fly out of the portal, falling towards the Paradox Casino at extreme speeds and prepare to hit it but not before...
Void
... they both slam into Engie/The Walker. Consumer, still angry at Ker'Athri for not only being a horrible teammate but also gorillaing with the Psi Godmodding War's timeline, decides to shoot a giant projectile of Grief and Godmodding power at both of them, launching them into the air towards the casino.
Ker'Athri looks first at the surroundings, seeing that everything he attempted before he disappeared failed, and instead everything turned into Egypt-in-a-nutshell controlled by a hybrid of the Illuminati symbol and Bill Cipher. Exact same second he saw it, a message came into his mind.
Ampersand is the master. You are the nobody.
One does not simply mind-control a dark elf, you...... building, of a [Gorilla].
Ker looks at Psi's Proxy....
Instead of the flesh golem he sees an actual person, wearing some kind of a black and purple armor, with two giant black eagle wings at his back.
What
the
nether.
Before the second figure could say anything, they both slammed into the Paradox Casino, dealing massive damage to it. Jokefra looks at them with a combination of anger and surprise.
"Hey! You are ruining our bussine..."
Both heads look at the second figure.
"Archangel, what the hell are you doing here? And why did you /nick yourself "Psi's Proxy"?"
..... aaand again, before Archangel could say anything, Ker proceeded to STABSTABSTABSTAB Jokefra with his double bladed obsidian sword, then spam-use the Oblivion Aura spell, and at last send a wave of Ether at them, dealing massive damage to the casino and Jokefra, and also dispensing three Paradox ingots from one of the slot machines. He then proceeds to take the ingots and throw them straight into Jokefra's (both) faces, using the teleportation spell to get them back in his hand and continuing to do that for about 20 minutes. Then he destroys the ingots, hoping that will lower the Paradox Casino's paradox roll power.
As they were both exiting, Ker started talking.
Ok, now who the [Gorilla] are you?
Everyone calls me the Fallen Archangel.
Alright, then why did you introduce yourself as "Psi's Proxy"? And why did you a second ago look like a flesh golem?
I didn't want to show my true identity yet. The portal nulled my fake skin, so I probably won't put it back on, not even if I get back.
What do you mean with "true identity"?
That means you are asking too many questions. I am a half-godmodder, if you really want to know. Are you sure I can't stay here a little bit longer? Because, the Loyalty effect Alicia put on me back there doesn't work here.
Maybe in the future. Now, if I heard correctly, back there you said you were in the Psi Godmodding War. Was that a lie too?
No, I really was there. But not a major character. Actually, no-one even knew I was there. I was a spectator. Much like Richard. Except I knew how to use my powers so it doesn't say "FallenArchangel has joined the game" when I come. And yes, Apophis really did shoot me. In the armor. And not for treachery, but because I attempted to steal one of the Crockercorp Ships while they were all busy with the Gemini's sacrifice. Good thing he didn't say anything about that, they would have DESTROYED him for being such a horrible guard.
..... I won't even try to understand anything you just said.
As soon as he said that, Consumer shot another projectile, this time even bigger, at both of them. Fallen Archangel flew straight into the portal, while Ker slammed again into what was left of the casino and bounced back onto the ground, straight in front of Consumer's feet.
Psi's Proxy has left the game.
Before Ker collapsed, he said just one thing.
I didn't even know Battlefury was on our side, hehe... hehe... he...
Well, I just managed to save myself with changing the Psi's Proxy identity. Thanks for informing me Consumer, I'll try to stop messing around with the Psi Godmodder
Not Enough America: 1/50
Just a Normal Day at the Divine Work Station: 12/50
Who wastes their time on this anyway: 18/20
"Proooooobably should've seen this coming."
"But now I have to deal with the horrible machine of possibly ruining absolutely everything for everyone. And that's horrible."
Your best merchant Pit takes out his shiny +7 Forged Silver Lance (available on sale right now for only +5!) and jumps right onto the Paradox Casino, quickly beginning to tear it apart.
"No. A 1 in 10,000 chance of effectively gaming over everyone is far too high for safety."
(watch, the first paradox roll is going to be in the single digits.)
((Err... Tazz, did you completely forget that The Informer exists?))
I shoot UserZero in the leg with a tranquilizer dart. She falls asleep, and begins dreaming that she's drifting through an infinite void. She drifts towards a gigantic bullet, that's been blown open, making it look sort of like a flower.
A flower.
She drifts further through the void, seeing odd sights such as a gigantic clock with a bullet hole through it, and what looks like a six-shooter's chambers with a few bullets missing. She eventually comes to a platform.
On the platform sits a treasure chest. In the chest lies... nothing.
UserZero hears lots of hurried footsteps rushing up a flight of stairs, although they sound more like brass tinking against the floor than any normal footstep. She turns around and sees a crowd of anthropomorphic bullets with guns in their hands. In the middle of the crowd sits atop a throne ordained with many guns, the feared and respected Bullet King. He steps off his throne, and pulls out a huge rifle. UserZero... you are to be executed on this day, in 30 seconds exactly, no more no less, not at all, for the following crimes: mass genocide, the destruction of a planet, and littering. He aims his rifle at UserZero, and shouts Fire! Immediately, all of the bullets fire upon her.
The Bullet King then fires his rifle, sending UserZero flying off the edge of the platform.
She wakes up to find it was just a nightmare, before being shot in the head by me with a revolver.
The Informer uses Fightsabre on the Paradox Casino.
Marvel of Machinery: 31/50
Hush: 2/50
The Secret of the Gungeon: 2/50
It's High Noon
39/50
23/50
+3 nulitor
Continued from last post...
My statue's shaping up to be a voodoo effigy of Richard, or at least, that's what it looks like when he's staring at it. Something throws an attack at Richard, causing him to look away for a minute, but then he looks back at my completed mirror. I announce that the mirror will be very helpful for me in the events to come. I also politely congratulate Richard on his rankup, and send him a card in the mail. The card will take several days to reach Richard. I start on my next task in the preparation: The control panel! I walk over to a nearby control panel, and begin entering a code. First the red button. Then the blue button. Then the yellow button. Then the muave button, then the bloodred button, then the bone button, the banana button, the muttonchop button, the pancake button... is Richard hungry? I'm hungry. I flip a few more levers and switches, then, to finish...
*continued next post*
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Small House 4/5
Walking Turret 3/10
Noticing how no one notices me, I decide the best thing to do is to run into the battlefield, set a jukebox on fire, fill it with miniature atomic bombs, tape some frag mines all around it , and carefully punt it into UserZero's mouth. I do this all after I start playing "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen on the jukebox, of course.
Engines pumping and thumping in time.
The green light flashes, the flags go up.
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank.
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns.
Their prowess is potent and secretly stearn.
The Mysteryman: ================================================== 27/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Interface: ================================================== 26/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Campfire: =================================================== 16/50 (+1 from Cobalt and The Diner)
The Hole: ================================================== 50/50 (+50 from Tazz, IN RESERVE)
I +3 Cobalt.
So, I now know what my Pact compensation charge is going towards. However, I can't deploy it just yet because I already have three charges going on, so I'll do that when it's ready. Anyway... I am THOROUGHLY astonished that not only did Ultra Greed survive this turn, he won the entire contest of Iron Chef! I couldn't be more proud... Ultra Greed, the Saint of Clutch, purchases Investment and Bumbo. He then uses Bling Volcano. (Also, his kamikaze attack is Transcendence, not Kamikaze.) Meanwhile, Ampersand prepares to truly enter Sandfall Mode...
The Scribe looks at Ultra Greed sitting on his beautiful throne and sends a single tear of gold liquid triumph. This is more then he could have ever possibly asked for out of Isaac. But before the Scribe can contemplate this any further, he hears a loud screeching noise that causes his entire body to tense up. Turning around, the Scribe sees the ruined form of Ampersand drifting into the air, its disjointed cyan crystals shifting to a hollow red color. The two golden rings that suspend Ampersand's form spin wildly as beams of irradiated light swirl across the field. "This is it, then," the Scribe states. "You're entering Sandfall Mode."
Ampersand's voice cracks with a metallic cadence, but it answers. "Yes. The time has come for me to stop replicating the actions of other entities and for other entities to replicate the actions I give to them." The Scribe looks at his gloved hand and clenches it into a fist. "Alright. I'd try to at least curb your enthusiasm or something, but I doubt I can control you at this point. "No. You can't. Quite the contrary, in fact. I am now perfectly capable of controlling anyone and anything, bar a few particularly important entities." The Scribe's gaze falters. "But... you wouldn't control me, of course." Ampersand laughs coldly. "Oh, no. I wouldn't dare control a creature who spent the better part of his life using my own powers for exploitation and personal gain. I definitely wouldn't see that he gets his just punishment by understanding the horrors of his actions first hand." The Scribe is still. "...You're capable of sarcasm?" "I've had eons to perfect it."
The Scribe sighs, turning away. "Alright then. Do what it is you have to do before you die," he replies. Light and color flicker across Ampersand's crystalline form. "Of course. If, for some reason, you wish to avoid being subjugated by a truly higher power, you should retreat to your underground lab immediately." The Scribe hastily nods, letting his coat bellow in the wind for a brief instant. In the next, he is gone. Ampersand creates a fractured replica of its normal voice which eternally rises in tone. Ampersand's form splits apart into a hollow version of its pyramidal structure, forming a set of twelve massive crystals, locked in a massive dance.
From the Scribe's underground bunker, he peers up through a camera and looks at the spinning transcendence of Ampersand. The crystal seems to be manipulating the entire world, as if it is revolving around the crystal and the wheel... The clouds flicker with images of days gone by and days yet to transpire, and the ground cracks and shifts, blocks shifting out of alignment. The Scribe hears rattling behind him. Something is creating a humming noise. The Scribe investigates and inputs the code to unlock the drawer. Inside is the Crux Ansata, a crystalline red ankh that can let the wearer manipulate sand itself. The Scribe understands why it must be reacting to Ampersand's actions - Ampersand would, in essence, be a gigantic form of the Crux Ansata. And that would mean...
The Scribe grins. Ampersand assumes the shape of a glorified ankh, casting off its golden wheels, as the holographic image of two triangles, one reflected on top of the other, is superimposed on its surface. A massive explosion bursts forth from Ampersand as the terrain of the battlefield is irreversibly changed. Grass, dirt, and stone are all pulverized into ashes that cascade and swirl through the air, creating an unholy sandstorm of massive proportions. The shift reshapes the entire world, seeping through every crack and corner, every block. Sand falls through the air and settles to the ground, the entire field becoming a mixture of sand and sandstone inscribed with cursed iconography. And in the middle of it all, orchestrating the event, is Ampersand. It utters a single word, and all hell breaks loose.
"SANDFALL." Pillars of sand jut out from the ground, barely visible amongst the haze of particles and dust that are now blocking out the sky. Ampersand's red energy strikes silently across the field, carving the pillars into the unrecognizable shapes of every entity on the field. The copies of shifting sand suddenly merge with their real ones, every entity's eyes suddenly flickering with a soft cyan color. Ampersand cackles, an immensely unsatisfying sound that causes the sand of the world to tremble. Temples and obelisks jut out from the ground as the entire world becomes a plaything for the whims of a demented machine. "Ampersand is the master. You are the nobody. The nobody fulfills the master's wishes so he can achieve enlightenment."
Every entity suddenly trembles, physically unable to stop the mental onslaught that is bombarding their minds cape and tearing it away like eroding dunes of sand. They configure their arms into a salute, and Ampersand cackles once more. "There can only be one nobody that achieves enlightenment. All other nobodies are nothing against you. You must tear apart the others to gain enlightenment. Such is the will of the master." Every entity opens their mouths, smoke pouring out of them and sand pouring back in, in an endless cycle of horror. Broken and disjointed speech falls out of their mouths.
"Such is the will of the master."
[N] Sandfall Ampersand: 240,000 HP.
Welcome to the Sandfall, a horrific event spoke of in legend that has occurred time and time again throughout the ages. Though it is not the end of the world, it certainly marks some kind of new age in this entity fight. Ampersand's sudden transformation has a lot of interesting consequences that will ripple throughout the field. Let's see how they work and how they come together.
(Ampersand is fully healed due to his new form.)
PASSIVES:
Sandstorm: The Weather has changed to Sandstorm. All Airborne entities are damaged every turn, Evasion is lowered because it is harder to see, and all entities now have a 10% chance to hit a different target because it is harder to see.
Desert: The Terrain has changed to Desert. Because of this, the temperature is going to steadily rise every turn, as it gets hotter in deserts. The temperature will raise by +20º every turn that Sandfall is active. Once the temperature is at 100º, entities will start getting Burns. In addition, every turn, a Desert Obelisk appears on the field. When three Obelisks are active, a special event will trigger.
The Master: Ampersand is now able to play chess with entities. In effect, Ampersand is guaranteed to take two entities every turn and override who they would have normally attacked. Ampersand is able to control them into attacking other entities. He does this regardless of entity alignment, so allies can hurt allies. This is completely unavoidable, though Ampersand cannot control the same entity or have an entity be attacked by a controlled entity twice in a row. Ampersand is able to make controlled entities use their existing attack patterns and Ampersand's attack patterns.
Enlightenment: If a controlled entity lands the killing blow on a target, they will gain Enlightenment. They will see the future and will dodge any and all attacks sent at them, and will also gain Regen for three turns and a crit bonus for one turn.
Future Vision: Ampersand has seen all of this before. Any attack that comes his way will be successful, but will also be counterattacked with retaliation damage that is half of the damage sent at Ampersand.
Until The Crystals Cracked: Ampersand has a kamikaze that happens one turn after death.
ATTACKS:
Struggle: Functions identically to before. It will deal low damage, but each consecutive time it is used, the attack gains more and more power. There is no limit to how much damage this attack could potentially do.
Crux Conundrum: Ampersand's entire body powers up, creating a massive gauntlet of sand that an entity is trapped inside. He is assaulted by various weapons and enemies, taking moderately high damage, and is also locked inside for the turn. Anyone that attacks the entity will also be trapped and will take moderate damage.
In Memoriam: Ampersand fondly remembers the entity that died to get him into Sandfall Mode, the Nuclear Throne. Ampersand turns bright green and fires a massive beam of radiation, dealing moderately high damage to two entities and inflicting Radiation for two turns on both. Both entities will crit next turn, but will be Cursed for two turns.
Indigo Inferno: Ampersand creates a massive plume of fire and a wall of sand at the same time, which hardens into a nigh-unbreakable glass. Any attacks sent at Ampersand that turn will not hit and will instead be reflected, dealing a counterattack of x1.5 damage. Entities that attack Ampersand will also be Burned for two turns.
Heat Death: Ampersand takes the current Temperature of the field and condenses it into a massive ball of literal superheated heat. This ball can either be used to help an entity or hurt an entity - if it helps an entity, the heat will give the entity a massive amount of energy, letting them attack twice that turn and healing them for a moderately high amount of health. If it hurts an entity, they will take high damage and be Burned for five turns.
SPECIAL ATTACKS:
The Zodiac: Ampersand reforms the Timewheels that used to keep its pyramidal form in check. They will spin with an array of twelve symbols that hold an immense amount of sacred power. Pickaxe, Lapis Lazuli, Broken Bow, Wineglass, Escutcheon, Demon Door, Alien Visor, Twisted Horn, Golden Crown, Pokeball, Foxtail, Blue Cross. Two entities are taken back by these visions of heroism and take very high damage. In addition, a holographic form of one of the Ancestors is selected at random to fight on the field for two turns. Takes three turns to charge.
Pyramidion: Ampersand creates a gigantic pyramid constructed from sand, which rises out of the depths of the earth. The pyramid glows with a massive unearthly magenta power which blasts a random entity apart. In addition, a boss that we've already fought ascends out of the pyramid to fight on the field for two turns. Takes three turns to charge.
Obelisk Objection: Ampersand takes the three obelisks and causes points of light to shine over the field. Beams of energy connect the field, forming a triangle - or, in other words, a trifecta. Three columns of red, green, and blue energy wash over the sky that cascade with the visions of universes locked in a dance of death. The obelisks split apart, swarms of dead bodies flying out of them - the corpses of every fallen entity in this war and the ones preceding/succeeding it. They tear apart three random entities, dealing very high damage. Takes three turns to charge.
God Complex: Ampersand can control a boss or godmodder. Takes ten turns to charge. Ampersand dies on use.
[RP AND ACTIONS]
ConsumerOfAll: Ampersand is the master. I am the nobody.
ConsumerOfAll: Ampersand is the master. I am the nobody.
ConsumerOfAll: Ampersand is the master. I am the nobody.
ConsumerOfAll: Who am I kidding?
ConsumerOfAll: I'm already serving Homura and Uzi.
ConsumerOfAll: I'm not about to get my mind dominated by an hourglass that should be dead right now.
ConsumerOfAll: Thankfully, Godmodder+Descendanthood stops me from getting mind-controlled by a desperate hourglass who barely survived, but God Complex is creepy, and if it can control the Scribe, it can come close to controlling me.
ConsumerOfAll: I was so close to killing you, anyway. I will get the kill on you this time. Even if it forces me to respawn to do it.
What better way to deal with an OP mind-controller than with OP Academy City technology. A portal opens up, and out pops an octopus like object, with tentacles on the bottom, and a sphere containing an eye. This is the FIVE_Over (Out_Sider) - Modelcase_"MENTAL_OUT". Yes, that's a long name. A magnetic dust flows out of it, enhanced with godmodding energy. While normally, the OS_Modelcase would only be good for illusions, which our beloved (no) Master is immune to, the godmodding energy can allow those illusions to be solid. If it sounds ridiculous, that's Academy City for you.
First of all, the OS_Modelcase creates sound repeating, "Ampersand is the nobody, UserZero is the master." Ampersand is probably somewhat annoyed, so while he is annoyed, the Modelcase creates an illusion of the Void around him. This illusion is about as safe as the real thing. Void energies obiliterate Ampersand's body, while an illusion of a Horrorterror who likes to be called The Master sees Ampersand calling himself the Master, and sends him a telepathic message. Ampersand hears the message, and has his mind melt. He's a giant hourglass, but not a giant eldritch hourglass. The Master then savages Ampersand's mind, body, and soul, before I run out of ideas for murdering Ampersand, and roll the Modelcase off because I ran out of ideas.
[ENTITY ORDERS]
Have already been given.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
The Unnamed 16/30 ==============================
Magical Theories 42/50 ==================================================
Memories of a Dreamer 3/40 ========================================
ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (15/??) ================
Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (11/??) ================
(Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (11/??) ================
+3 to Battlefury
[BREAKDOWN, OOC AND ENTITY ADVANTAGE STATISTICS]
Anti-Zeroes: 8, Godmodder Slayers: 4, Pro-Zeroes: 2, Hostile: 0, Undecided: 1, Neutral: 5
(I'm sorry Twin, but a mind-dominating hourglass can not be allowed to live.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun (Level 5), only my railgun (Level 8), Coin Launcher (Level 4), Conglomerate's Stick (Level 0)
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
CrazeePi looks over at the AZ and GS, feeling that it was unlikely that he would be able to join the PZ. On one hand, he could join the AZ, which seemed to have more players as there was more AZ entities, had Richard with them, and came with free dental. On the other hand, he could be hipster and join the GS, and for some reason, CrazeePi really wanted to be hipster.
Either way, CrazeePi starts summoning a currently unnamed robot, who will be explained in a bit.
The Deer comes back to summarize this post, but CrazeePi starts shooting a shotgun towards the sky, scaring it away.
[STATS AND STUFF]
[CHARGES]
6/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT
4/40 ~ RNGesus
1/35 ~ Currently Unnamed Robot
[ENTITIES]
None
[INVENTORY]
None
[ALCHEMIES]
None
10/50 A Youkai that is really bored
4/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
To Save The Earth, one Charge at a time Saved and Completed
+11 saved
+3 Ire
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 14/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 8/16
Holgraphic Projector && Loudspeaker: Message Sender 3/3 COMPLETE!
Hey, we need some way to get the data outside to everyone once we decrypt it.
CAN CAPTAIN FALCON USE CAPTAIN FALCON'S NARRATIVE BUFF TO AVOID AMPERSAND'S ACTIONS? EITHER WAY, CAPTAIN FALCON FINALLY, AFTER 3 TURNS WHERE HE TRIED TO DEPLETE IT, USES UP HIS FALCON PUNCH SPECIAL GAUGE. ORIGINALLY, IT DID 50,000 DAMAGE TO TWO ENTITIES, ONE CHOSEN, ONE RANDOMLY. THIS WAS AN EFFORT TO BALANCE THE FACT THAT CAPTAIN FALCON WAS GOING TO USE THIS AS SOON AS CAPTAIN FALCON WAS SUMMONED. WHETHER THIS IS BUFFED OR NOT, THIS ACTION IF SUCCESSFUL WILL DESTROY AT LEAST ONE ENTITY.
BECAUSE CAPTAIN FALCON FALCON PUNCHES JOSHUA. FOR 50,000/4000 DAMAGE, WHICH IS 12.5. MINUS ONE FOR ARMOR, WHICH MEANS JOSHUA IS DEALT EITHER 11 OR 12 DAMAGE. HE HAS 10 HP. CAPTAIN FALCON TAUNTS IN CELEBRATION.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Why did I get a +2 boost from Richard? I'm neutral, I thought I made that clear when I tried to attack both Richard and UserZero. Sorry if that wasn't clear enough though.
/null
Engines pumping and thumping in time.
The green light flashes, the flags go up.
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank.
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns.
Their prowess is potent and secretly stearn.
Before the Action: I lie on the floor in dismay however the same fluffy pink creature is panting.
???: Maybe it is not working right, so I will try to make it better for you.
I'll try again with a different and more original Leveling Style.
Echeladder-styled Leveling System 50/50 Expended (Second Try of the Leveling System)
I recite the last action's RP and I wear the costume with the emblem of Wings in front of the Left Axe, Middle Sword and Right Spear so I get the new and full power
"Hehehe"
[AZ] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP. (Estimated 80,000 HP from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)
Here are the Levels for my own Echeladder-style Leveling System:
Level 1: 200,000 [None Changed]
Level 2: 225,000 [None Changed]
Level 3: 250,000 [None Changed]
Level 4: 300,000 [None Changed]
Level 5: 350,000 [None Changed]
Level 6: 400,000 [None Changed]
Level 7: 450,000 [None Changed]
Level 8: 500,000 [+1 Armour Increase]
Level 9: 600,000 [+1 Armour Increase]
Level 10: 700,000 [+1 Armour increase]
Level 11: 800,000 [+1 HP Up]
Level 12: 1,000,000 [+1 HP Up]
Level 13: 1,500,000 [+1 HP Up and +1 HP Regen per turn]
Level 14: 2,000,000 [+1 HP Up and +1 HP Regen per turn]
Level 15: 2,500,000 [+1 Armour increase, +1 HP Up and +1 HP Regen per turn] + 50 Post God Tier Ascension Unlocked
After I hit Level 15, I will need to spend another 50 post charge by ascending into God Tier so I will get more power (I will try to ascend myself into my big thing)
I think that Leveling System is can be extremely OP (Thanks to the Long XP because it will give me a lot of bonuses) Tweak if you wish if it's a good idea or not...
I heard a voice from a person.
UnlimitedCutter [UC] I hope that your new leveling system is completely original OK?
Oh.
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
Action: 1
Attack: I look at the disappearing corpse of Mr Stun Guy and he never moved ever and he disappeared from coding.
insteunt deaf...
I look at the Information Robot then I summon the Blue Spear to try to pierce the Armour Plating with this however it didn't go through but stabbed it a bit.
"That did not pierce..."
I then whip out 2 pistols which can damage the Armour with the bullets then I fire at the Information Robot around the body and I finish it off with I summon the hammer with the word of Get Out and smash the Inormation Robot on top of it's head.
I vote Radar Overseer's EAS Tones Cannon to make it attack a random enemy (Including Information Robot (that is the Radar Overseer's enemy)).
RP: I watch through the broken wall that Toast made and I fly out to see Talist with his friends and Hezetor.
The only Market 6/50 (My Idea would be a bit overpowered so I have to use another 50 post Charge so that only AZ and N players could buy my potions and my alchemies.) +2 from Richard
Echeladder-styled Leveling System 50/50! +50 refunded (again) from the Echeladder+Antematter failure (sigh... Hope I will try it again without fail.)
[RESERVED UNTIL TALIST KNOWS WHAT WE ARE DOING]
ChurgeAtk #1 2/50
Alchemy Creation:
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 14/16
Blood Red Paint && Diamonds && Blood Changing Device && Armor Maker Mould = Blood Diamond Armor 7/9
Essence of Sp00p && CD of Halloween Howls 1996 && Speaker that plays Spooky Scary Skeletons && Curved Sword Mold = (Undercharged) Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher 2/8
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
Mr. Stun Guy has been Code-Deleted from the Server and never reappeared in the battlefield again...
We will be return...
+1 to Hezetor, +2 to Talist.
Charge Bank: +1 from Toast +2 from Talist and Hezetor
Inventory Link: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/436320-the-forge-destroy-the-godmodder-discussion-thread?page=511#c10277
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
The Squirrel Sniper sighs knowing their time has come, they know that nothing can save them from the Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. and Radiation, so they decide to do one final act before they pass, they turn to UserZero flip her off, pull out a legendary Maliwan Sniper Rifle, custom ordered, and charge quickly climbing up and jamming the rifle in her mouth they begin firing as many rounds as they can before shoving the blasphemous hand grenade in her right eye and scampering away as they detonate it with a mana bolt Supercool993 taught them how to cast resulting in a massive explosion. The Squirrel Sniper then walks away, towards their final confrontation with the good Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr.
Supercool993 is stunned and simply works on the project.
Infusion 7/50
Mankind Redefined
Walker: Level 2, 921500 damage (currently female)
+3 to battlefury13
CAP: 48/50 (+8 total from Battlefury13)
Walker is about to figure out an attack, but pauses, turning and noticing Captain Falcon's attack, right about to impact Joshua, who's attention is drawn elsewhere. She panics, realizing that that would be an almost-guaranteed lethal blow to a powerful ally, and immediately looks through her moveset... it's a small moveset to look through, admittedly, but that is an advantage. She quickly throws out a stack of Fortification on Joshua, very likely saving his life.
Joshua, meanwhile, is focused on the arrival of Future Ampersand, andwhat happened involving it. He, oddly enough, isn't even slightly affected by the attempt to erode his mind... and his hand, instead of raising in a salute, raises to display his rather prominent middle finger. After a second of this, he lowers his hand, his eyes flashing blue. Seems he tapped into the power of his earlier salt regarding Sans's evaporating his lives...
"I can't help but notice you're trying to take over my mind. Let me make this very, very clear. If you try that again, you will fail again. It's harder to mind control me than it is to hit the Psy-Godmodder. And as a consequence of daring to try? Well, let's just say that when I'm done with you, ending up in Limbo is going to be like sleeping in a warm, fluffy bed in comparison."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Reverse Von Karma 5/50
DTG Atsume 2/50
Collectionism 1/50
Homestuck >Fine 4/4 (Hivetrapped)
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight 4/14(checked earlier)
Vampire Knives && Railgun && Stopwatch = Scarlet Devil 4/11
16,000/125,000 Lv. 3
Golem: Well, thıs seems to be goıng somewhere. I'm going to fıll out an applıcatıon for the Golden Aster now.
The Golem pulls out a laptop. Cats can be seen gathering in the distance.
Golem: Hmm, what's Psı's... Guess I'll go with "του Θεού".
Golem: Socıal Sec- I'm not even a US cıtızen! Earth's destroyed! Countless people are dead!
Golem: Maılıng address? "Oh yeah, ıt's 9928 72nd Street, Psı City, Pennpsılvanıa, 90123!"
Golem: I don't have a freaking maılıng address, what the hell would Psı even need mail for? He's dead!
Golem: Even ıf he needed maıl he can teleport!
Golem: Telephone? Uh, hm. Let me see here-PHONES DON'T EVEN EXIST IN MINECRAFTIA!
Golem: WELL, OKAY, MAYBE STAR'S, BUT HE'S NOT EVEN A NATIVE!
Golem: Uh, moving on... I guess I'm under 18. If they try to stop me for being under 1 year old I'm suıng them for dıscrıminating against non-humans.
Golem: I guess this counts as a part-time job, since Uzı's lasting a year more, tops.
Golem: Eh, I'm not subjectıng anyone to my ramblıngs anymore, time to just submıt-
A cat suddenly teleports onto the keyboard, hogging all the warmth from it. All browser windows close.
Golem: Oh come *on*.
Suddenly, more cats show up, swarming the Golem for warmth. The Golem starts to shake them off, but gets a better idea. They tap into their vaguely defined Descendant powers, turning Flowey's vines into catnip. The cats all rush for the catnip, tearing it to shreds. They then get incredibly high, and fall asleep around Uzi. Uzi is immobilized by the cats, but prepares to shoot them off. However, Mewser0 pops out of the clowder, and scratches Uzi in the face for thinking of doing so. She then rallies the other cats, and they collectively claw Uzi viciously, until Uzi finally breaks free of the cats and attacks all of them.
Deep in space, Godcat senses that somewhere, her subjects are crying out in pain. Angered by this, she prepares the Creator and the Destroyer...
Down on ???craft, Uzi is mopping up the remaining cats, when suddenly Godcat shows up. Uzi prepares to dodge, but she doesn't appear to have high enough stats due to the vines. Godcat swiftly uses Genesis on Uzi, resurrecting all the cats Uzi killed and overwhelming Uzi with holy magics. She then uses Absolute Zero, freezing Uzi solid. After a few solid minutes of hypothermia, Godcat uses Supernova, roasting Uzi to a crisp. She then leaves the scene, bringing the cats with her.
Golem: While I'm at ıt, let's append an adaptatıon.
Golem: I'm leaving ıt as a link because I'm fairly certain ıt won't end well if I try to do ıt here.
http://pastebin.com/F2W3bbiX
Golem: ...Well, I'll leave you hanging.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 3/50
DOSH 4/25
Who gave a damn about paradoxes anyway? 4/50
+3 in reserve (pricey, hezetor)
~Alchemy~
-NOP-
1+ to Hezetor, +1 Talist +1 to Pricey
~Inventory~
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
Wildfire (Level 10)
~
Red - Level 1 - 41'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
x4'000 on single digit taking entities.
~Action~
t i think i will aggress dr dr dr dr
t it appears that he really hates his name punctuated incorrectly
t i am sure that more than a paragraph without punctuation would really grind his gears or at the very least cause him to lose brain cells or maybe some phds
so now i will tell you a story about a person named toast
toast
toast
wait forgot i wasnt using punctuation i think tildes count as punctation that would destroy the whole point of the paragraph
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
Alchemies
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (12/13)
Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (9/13)
Gula Warded Jar && Rune of Gluttony && SCP-1133-1 && Glass Bottle = Bottle of Beelzebub (5/13)
Charges
Project M12-The Typographer (38/50)
Project M14-The Speedcuber (6/50)
Project M15-L M 4 (12/30) (+3 from Twin)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Action
I pull out another button. This one is a fifth floor button, except it's labeled in Japanese.
I begin to mash the button and, one by one, the knives in Chara's knife clusters turn into explosive glitchblobs. This happens to random knives and the clusters promptly explode, glitching out in the process.
>DarkSide: Do a spoilsteal, quickly!
DarkSide, the new [returning] GS on the block, stares Uzi in the face, smiling casually. While he had no weapons, did it really matter? No.
"Alright... this'll be fun..."
DarkSide pulls out an entire kitchen from the ground, along with all of the necessary equipment he may need. Looks like this is going to be fun to watch.
"Now... what should I whip up today..."
He notices the vines.
"Huh. Flowey Vines. Heard their juice made a nice sauce when you wring out the juices and determination, and fry it in the saucepan with the buds. Sounds like a good additive to some chicken to me. Now, hold still while I-"
While he was not exactly a master chef, he still had abnormally massive tools at his disposal. Such as a butcher's knife the size of himself.
He dug straight into the vines, hauling them from Uzi with abnormal strength, binding them into a rope so they can't retaliate somehow, and hauling them all over to a large saucepan. He ties them up with some divinium weave.
"Next, we-"
And then he wrung out all of the determination and other juices from all of the vines simultaneously. Yeah, he FORCED the determination out of the vines (And if that didn't work for some reason, backup tools). With all the determination pulled from the vines, he took that massive butcher's knife from before and cut them all off from the main stems and plucking all the buds off, one by one, into the pan.
Turn up the heat to Star Core hot, wait about 15 seconds, stir, wait another 15 seconds, and the sauce is ready, with only the base stems on fire (AKA the part I didn't just chop off), burning up the last remnants of Flowey.
"And now, to-"
He marinates a large chicken in the sauce for a few minutes, and puts it in a roaster with some of the vines. They were split down the center to expose their flavor. Put it in the oven, turn it up to Levis Ignis level, and wait 15 minutes.
"Now we wait."
-15 minutes later-
The chicken, finally done, was ready to serve. DarkSide puts it on a demonic platter. In the eyes of someone who grew up around demonic stuff, it looks fancy as heck.
You could just SEE Uzi licking her lips at the deliciousness that DarkSide cooked up. And then it was served to her.
"Order up! One Flowey-Marinated Chicken, served!"
It looked like nothing that was ever seen before... it smelled otherworldly, and of determination. All in all, it smells delicious.
"Hey, stop just smelling the chicken and eat up already!"
Uzi tasted it. It was absolutely revolting, as if it was made with inedible greens, and decided not to eat the rest.
"What's the matter? Full already? Nah. Here, I'll just-"
DarkSide leaps up, grabs the rest of the chicken, and knocks over Uzi, while shouting;
"-FEED IT TO YOU MYSELF!"
The entire chicken is thrust into her gob. She manages to eat it no problem, though, with some reluctance.
What happened after, though, was equally as revolting. Along with a single part of the chicken being just plain ol' raw (giving her some serious food poisoning and indigestion), but the Determination mixed with the Flowey Buds actually caused the buds to grow and literally burst out of her chest in a bloody, painful, and messy way, before the new vines ultimately died thanks to Uzi's plethora of Godmodding energies. And because they weren't exactly Flowey's buds anymore, Flowey did not regain a shred of the determination from all of that. Let's face it; he's dead. For good this time.
And before Uzi could react...
"woopwoopwoopwoopwoop"
...Yeah, he 'woop's right outta there, and the kitchen sinks back into the ground.
OOC/RESPONSES
That's not what- Ah, forget it, I'll figure out what players are currently GS on my own.
STATS
DarkSide - Alignment: [GS]
Vulnerable: Not yetCHARGES
Owl Assassin (10/20) [ENTITY] (+6 Ire) (Changed since I'm no longer doing the "defensive neutral" route)
Painless (4/50) [ENTITY] (^)
RPG-ification (7/50) [UPGRADE + PLAYER VULNERABILITY]
ALCHEMIES
Night's Edge && Fiery Greatsword && Oblivion Fuel Cell = Dark Inferno (Lv. 15, 4/16)
Sack || Moon Ash && Sun Ash && Eclipse Essence = Ashes to Timestamps (Lv. 14, 4/15)
Daybreak (Terraria) && North Pole(Terraria) && Well-used magic barometer = Frigid Sol (Lv. 12, 4/13) (It's still quite powerful at the moment, though)SUPPORT:
+2 Nulitor, +1 Tabbune
==Turn 1==
Level 3
Ante Matter: 100,000/125,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Darkness: 16/50.
Charge #6: 9/50.
Evidence Decorruption: 50/50, waiting on another player.
+3 to Crusher.
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 6/14
Module && Miniature Red Sun == Red Sun Module 3/16
Boots && True Essence of Speed == Boots of Surpassing Movement 2/???
==Action/RP==
This action is focused.
Crystal returns from his expedition outside the walls, pulls out a pizza box, and holds it to his head like a phone. “Hello?"
Uncle Grandpa pops his head out of the pizza box. Luckily, Crystal was holding it so that it opened away from his face. Uncle Grandpa pulls out a second pizza box, this one vibrating and playing the theme song to Uncle Grandpa, and opens it like a flip-phone. “Hello. Is this pizza?
“No, this is Crystal."
Uncle Grandpa rummages in his pizza box, then pulls out Pizza Steve. “Well, I beg to differ.” He then tosses Pizza Steve away, and straight into a coincidental plot hole. “Anyway, what can I do you for?"
“I have a Godmodder that needs a bit of number-sense knocked into her. Think you’re up to the task?"
“Say no more. I have the perfect thing."
Uncle Grandpa pops completely out of the pizza box, looks over at UserZero, and snaps his fingers.
UserZero, previously restrained in vines, now finds herself on the darkened set of a game show. The lights come up, to reveal… An entire audience of Uncle Grandpa clones. UserZero looks at the other contestant, her opponent. Another Uncle Grandpa, who immediately greets her with a cheerful “Good morning!”. The host walks out, and it is, unsurprisingly, Uncle Grandpa. Screens all around the set turn on, revealing hypnotizing patterns overlaid with rapidly cycling numbers, as the hosting Uncle Grandpa speaks in a British accent. “Good morning, and welcome to Numberwang, the maths craze that simply everyone is talking about! Our contestants today are UserZero, from nowhere, and Uncle Grandpa, who is from everywhere. Before we begin, UserZero, any hobbies down there in nowhere?"
UserZero is confused, and hesitantly responds, “No?"
“Uncle Grandpa?"
“Yes!"
“Great. Okay, if you’re ready, let’s play Numberwang!"
A massive spinning ‘Numberwang’ ricochets around the stage, smacking UserZero about the face several times, as a quick jingle plays.
The hosting Uncle Grandpa speaks again. “UserZero to play first."
UserZero is struck dumb, not even knowing the rules of this game she has suddenly been thrust into. She starts to speak, when the host cuts her off. By quite literally appearing behind her with a hammer and knocking her on the head as she starts to open her mouth, causing her to bite her tongue quite painfully. “Too slow! Uncle Grandpa?"
Uncle Grandpa confidently replies, “Eighty-seven!"
UserZero, feeling all eyes turn to her, hesitantly ventures, “Four?"
A buzzer goes off as a massive flashing ‘Fourwang!’ appears on every screen. The host shakes his head. “Oh, good try, but we’re afraid that four hid today’s secret penalty! Four is death, and, incidentally, he’s standing right behind you.” UserZero turns around, and is met with a massive 4 wielding a scythe that could be used to reap fifty-stories-tall wheat. It takes a swing, but UserZero quickly dodges by dropping to the floor, the scythe only managing to crop a bit of hair off of her. When she looks back up, the 4 is gone, and every eye in the room is once again on her. She mumbles “Twenty-seven.” and all eyes go back to Uncle Grandpa, who shouts, “Zero!"
The host grins and yells “That’s Numberwang! Round two!"
UserZero says, thinking she’s getting the hang of this game, “Seven!"
The host shakes his head slightly, as if to say she couldn’t be farther from the truth.
Uncle Grandpa declares, “Eighteen million, six hundred thousand, twenty-five thousand, five hundred, and twelve!"
The host leans forward slightly.
UserZero ventures, “Twelve?"
The host leans back and frowns.
Uncle Grandpa practically explodes with, "Eighteen million, six hundred thousand, twenty-five thousand, five hundred, and twelve — over four hundred point two!"
The host leaps an entire foot into the air and yells, “That’s Numberwang! Round three, let’s go to the board!"
A large screen of numbers appears behind the host.
"UserZero to play first."
UserZero, seeing an eight on the board, guesses, "Eight!"
The host shakes his head. "Oh, nice try, UserZero, but I'm afraid eight is not on the board. Uncle Grandpa?"
Uncle Grandpa guesses, "Ninety-seven!"
The eight on the board lights up, but no Numberwang is called.
UserZero goes with her instincts, trusts herself, and says, "Negative one?"
A forty-five lights up on the board, and the host shouts, "That's Numberwang! Our contestants are neck and neck, with both having fifty-four points, except for Uncle Grandpa, who has eight hundred and sixty-seven. It's time for a special round!"
Two plates of number-shaped cookies are placed in front of the contestants by indistinct figures as the host explains, "It's time for Numberscoff! The rules here are simple, every time you get Numberwang, scoff a number. Uncle Grandpa to go last."
UserZero gets so caught up in contemplating the likely dangers of eating those cookies, that she completely misses the 'last' in that last sentence and is lost in her own world. The host begins tapping his toes impatiently, before he finally looks over at the contestant Uncle Grandpa, giving him a significant look. Uncle Grandpa reaches over and smacks UserZero, before shouting, "One!"
The host grins. "That's Numberwang! Scoff a number."
Uncle Grandpa shoves a number-cookie into his mouth.
"UserZero, it's your turn."
"Nine?"
The host acquires a sadistic cast to his grin as he says, "That's Numberwang! Scoff a number."
UserZero's hand begins to shake as she picks up a cookie, before she belatedly remembers she's immune to poison. She scoffs the number (which incidentally is the number seven) without hesitation.
Uncle Grandpa, voice slightly muffled, declares, "Eighty-seven!"
The host smiles warmly. "That's Numberwang! Scoff a number."
Uncle Grandpa stuffs a number into his already-slightly-overfull mouth.
UserZero, having swallowed her number, quickly says, "Seventeen!"
The host looks suspiciously at her. "That's Numberwang, scoff a number!"
UserZero tosses one down the hatch. The world glitches for a second, and UserZero feels vines all around her. She jumps in terror, choking on her number for a second.
Uncle Grandpa sprays crumbs all over as he shouts, "Twenty-seven!"
The host snaps his fingers. "That's Numberwang, scoff a number!"
Uncle Grandpa tosses his entire plate of numbers into his cavernous maw, before letting out a small burp.
The host gasps in terror as an alarm goes off, every screen now reading, 'Belchwang!' He speaks after a second. "Oh, phew. I thought the stomach-acid-activated explosives we laced one of the sevens with had gone off."
And. at that exact moment, a muffled bang is heard within UserZero. She swells up slightly, before belching out a massive gout of fire and returning to normal size. The host winces. "Ooh, she'll feel that in the morning. But, on the bright side, UserZero just won the secret belching contest of Numberscoff, giving her an extra seventy points! And, since the belching contest was invoked, we now have a second special round! But, before that, it's Numberwang History Month, so let's learn about the history of Numberwang!"
All the video screens begin playing a video. Static screeches for a second, before it fades to reveal... another Uncle Grandpa, in what looks like a basement. "Good morning! This is the famous Numberwang basement, the home of Colosson." The camera pans over to a massive, stockily-built robot, complete with blinking lights on the end of its arms, what looks like two laser cannons mixed in among the lights, and heavily chained up. "Colosson is, as you all know, the computer that calculates whether it is, or is not, Numberwang." Uncle Grandpa whispers a number to Colosson, who responds with, "THAT'S NUMBERWANG!" Uncle Grandpa chuckles. A narrator begins to take over: "Numberwang in all its forms is so ubiquitous today, one might almost be shocked to learn that it came from the forsaken realms of not existing. Colosson got his start in an effort to create a computer powerful enough to calculate Numberwang, a problem which philosophers and mathematicians alike had wrestled with throughout the ages." The scene shifts to a set of three scientists working around a massive mainframe. "Once Colosson had been created, Numberwang quickly exploded. Papers began to print Numberwang puzzles, sculptors made Numberwang-themed sculptors, one madman perpetrated several Numberwang-inspired murders (which later inspired the hit film 'The Numberwang Code') and, most relevantly, a Numberwang game show began to be produced. This show, quite simply named 'Numberwang', has run near-uninterrupted for an uncountable number of years, only shutting down once, when Colosson attempted to take over the world." The video cuts to Colosson shooting lasers at several tanks, whatever area it hits exploding into colorful numbers. "Luckily, Colosson's designers had foreseen this eventuality, and built in a failsafe whereby Colosson would shut down if shown a picture of a chicken." A man runs up to Colosson in the video, and shows him an indistinct picture. Almost immediately, Colosson goes limp. The scene goes back to Uncle Grandpa in the basement. Colosson is nowhere in sight. He speaks. "And so, with Colosson duly pacified, Numberwang would go on to become the greatest hit television show in history. Which is why, wherever you go in the world, you'll always hear people say, take it away, Colosson--" The camera pans to a pile of broken chains on the ground. Uncle Grandpa gasps. "Colosson's loose! Where's my chicken picture--" He pulls out several pictures and sorts through them, running down a hallway, before Colosson cuts him off. "YOU ARE NOT NUMBERWANG. YOU MUST DIE." A laser blasts from his arm, atomizing a section of the floor into numbers, before Uncle Grandpa runs past him and down the hallway. A few seconds after, the video cuts out.
The same Uncle Grandpa runs from backstage, yelling, "FIND THE CHICKEN PICTURES!" A whirring comes from backstage, before Colosson rolls out. He looks at UserZero. "YOU ARE NOT NUMBERWANG. YOU MUST DIE." A laser blasts UserZero's body, but she holds on and just barely resists being transmogrified into numbers. Half a second later, someone runs up and shows Colosson a picture of a chicken. A few other people throw a net over him and drag him away. The host wipes his brow. "Phew. Glad that's over with. Luckily, we learned from Colosson's previous escape attempt and now have a database of every number that is Numberwang, up to some arbitrary limit. Back to the show!"
The set darkens for a second, and UserZero catches a glimpse, out of the corner of her eye, of a glitchy vine snaking down from a crack in the ceiling, before the set lights up again and it disappears. She immediately goes on high alert.
The host looks at the spot UserZero just glanced at, before shrugging. "This round's theme is imaginary numbers. Uncle Grandpa to play first."
Uncle Grandpa thinks for a second. “Twentington!"
The host looks at UserZero.
UserZero is stumped, but makes something up and responds, “Frilve hundred and neeb?"
The host looks back at Uncle Grandpa.
Uncle Grandpa rubs his chin. "Bleventeen?
The host looks back at UserZero.
UserZero thinks she's getting the hang of things, and responds, "Shinty-six?"
The host shakes his head. "Oh, nice try UserZero, but shinty-six is actually a real number! As immortalized in the famous Dimension 953 song, ‘I Only Have Shinty-Six Days Left To Live'. Clearly you need to be educated, so have a gift of all the copies of that song we own!"
A massive beam of pure music is fired at UserZero, who suddenly experiences a million songs overlapping and jumbling together in her brain. She screams, and suddenly sees everything in the game show as a massive contruct of vines, corruption, and numbers, overlapping and jumbling together until her sight and brain become overwhelmed and she begins to hear a harsh buzzing, whirring, grinding sound, before her perception returns to normal.
The host seems to notice this, and grins. "Well, that was fun, but now it's about time to end this show with a bang! Our contestants are neck-and-neck, and this next round will decide it all -- it's time for Wangernumb, let's rotate the board!"
The entire contestant setup begins to turn on its axis, sending Uncle Grandpa and UserZero into the depths of backstage and bringing out another two waving Uncle Grandpas, labeled 'Jay' and 'Steve'. Unfortunately, the board continues to turn, thrusting the two new contestants back to obscurity, and all the while the buzzing, whirring, and grinding sound of buzzsaws can be heard from backstage. As UserZero and Uncle Grandpa rotate back in, UserZero is revealed to have deep, profusely bleeding cuts over her whole body. Uncle Grandpa is miraculously unscathed. The host looks surprised, then hears the buzzsaws and sighs. "Who turned on the Numbersaws? I liked some of those contestants! Oh, today's fun fact: Our Numbersaws are forged from the number three, which, as everybody knows, hates godmodders with a passion. In any case, UserZero to play first."
UserZero promptly collapses from massive trauma and blood loss.
The host sighs. "Well, as you can't play anymore, I suppose I'll count that as a forfeit. Uncle Grandpa, you are crowned today's Numberwang! But, UserZero, as you fourfeited, you are today's Wangernumb, and you get to meet the four again. Good luck." The host pauses for a second, then whispers, "You'll need it."
UserZero is roughly dragged away by a pair of ones. As she weakly looks back, she sees Uncle Grandpa receiving a crown. But nothing matters anymore except those bleeding, agonizing cuts on her body from those buzzsaws, which she couldn't godmod away no matter how hard she tried. In fact, now that she thinks of it, her godmodding has been massively weakened all the while she's been in this place. The cuts won't close up, either, and they won't even slow their bleeding. Something on the saws, perhaps, or was it the material they were made of? UserZero is dragged to the darkened backstage, where corrupted vines twist, Numbersaws whir, and a chorus of numbers, crawling everywhere, chatter praises to their profane deity of Mathematics. UserZero looks behind her, and realizes her blood is slowly flowing into the shape of numbers. One, two, zero, five, twenty-three, thirteen, one million, nine, thirty-three, seven. Her arms and legs are grabbed by the vines, and she is raised up to await the four. An interminable time later, it arrives. It wields its scythe, which is now twined about with vines, the very vines that now hold her down, the very vines that she was catching glimpses of all through the game show, the very vines that erupted from Flowey to make her vulnerable in the first place. Numbersaws roar all around her, enclosing her in a cage of sound and fury, as the four raises its scythe and seems to grow, higher and higher, as the very last bit of UserZero's blood leaks from her unhealing wounds and her world finally goes black as the scythe comes whistling down...
Thunk.
Far away, as the last of the life ebbs out of UserZero's body, a chorus of Uncle Grandpas exclaim, "Good Numberwang!"
==Entities==
NSM Radar Overseer X: Use EAS Tones Cannon on the RSM Information Robot X!
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
25/50 Prototype (Redacted!) +1 all to feast
18/25 Sleeper Agent
9/30 InterDimensional Rail Depot
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Action 2/2
Shock Trooper Part B: 30/50
An Era of Peace: 5/50
I +Assist Piono's Initiation charge.
Rotik Nexusruin [Lvl.9 Assault Rifle]: 3/10
Shielder's Salvation [Lvl. 7 Medigun]: 3/8
Sky Edge [Lvl.7 Axe]: 3/8
I throw kind words at Chara to decrease his/her attack power for the following turn!
Über (Super Prototype Medigun): 2/9 [IIIIIIIII]
Support: 22/100
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
\=========|INVENTORY|=========
Obsidian Double-Edged Sword
Void Wood Staff
Basic food supplies
Medical flora
Spellbook: Void
\=========|ACTIONS|=========/
The battlefield continues working as normal, with everyone killing eachother, until a portal appears in the air.
Ker'Athri has joined the game
Psi's Proxy has joined the game
Two figures fly out of the portal, falling towards the Paradox Casino at extreme speeds and prepare to hit it but not before...
Void
... they both slam into Engie/The Walker. Consumer, still angry at Ker'Athri for not only being a horrible teammate but also gorillaing with the Psi Godmodding War's timeline, decides to shoot a giant projectile of Grief and Godmodding power at both of them, launching them into the air towards the casino.
Ker'Athri looks first at the surroundings, seeing that everything he attempted before he disappeared failed, and instead everything turned into Egypt-in-a-nutshell controlled by a hybrid of the Illuminati symbol and Bill Cipher. Exact same second he saw it, a message came into his mind.
Ampersand is the master. You are the nobody.
One does not simply mind-control a dark elf, you...... building, of a [Gorilla].
Ker looks at Psi's Proxy....
Instead of the flesh golem he sees an actual person, wearing some kind of a black and purple armor, with two giant black eagle wings at his back.
What
the
nether.
Before the second figure could say anything, they both slammed into the Paradox Casino, dealing massive damage to it. Jokefra looks at them with a combination of anger and surprise.
"Hey! You are ruining our bussine..."
Both heads look at the second figure.
"Archangel, what the hell are you doing here? And why did you /nick yourself "Psi's Proxy"?"
..... aaand again, before Archangel could say anything, Ker proceeded to STABSTABSTABSTAB Jokefra with his double bladed obsidian sword, then spam-use the Oblivion Aura spell, and at last send a wave of Ether at them, dealing massive damage to the casino and Jokefra, and also dispensing three Paradox ingots from one of the slot machines. He then proceeds to take the ingots and throw them straight into Jokefra's (both) faces, using the teleportation spell to get them back in his hand and continuing to do that for about 20 minutes. Then he destroys the ingots, hoping that will lower the Paradox Casino's paradox roll power.
As they were both exiting, Ker started talking.
Ok, now who the [Gorilla] are you?
Everyone calls me the Fallen Archangel.
Alright, then why did you introduce yourself as "Psi's Proxy"? And why did you a second ago look like a flesh golem?
I didn't want to show my true identity yet. The portal nulled my fake skin, so I probably won't put it back on, not even if I get back.
What do you mean with "true identity"?
That means you are asking too many questions. I am a half-godmodder, if you really want to know. Are you sure I can't stay here a little bit longer? Because, the Loyalty effect Alicia put on me back there doesn't work here.
Maybe in the future. Now, if I heard correctly, back there you said you were in the Psi Godmodding War. Was that a lie too?
No, I really was there. But not a major character. Actually, no-one even knew I was there. I was a spectator. Much like Richard. Except I knew how to use my powers so it doesn't say "FallenArchangel has joined the game" when I come. And yes, Apophis really did shoot me. In the armor. And not for treachery, but because I attempted to steal one of the Crockercorp Ships while they were all busy with the Gemini's sacrifice. Good thing he didn't say anything about that, they would have DESTROYED him for being such a horrible guard.
..... I won't even try to understand anything you just said.
As soon as he said that, Consumer shot another projectile, this time even bigger, at both of them. Fallen Archangel flew straight into the portal, while Ker slammed again into what was left of the casino and bounced back onto the ground, straight in front of Consumer's feet.
Psi's Proxy has left the game.
Before Ker collapsed, he said just one thing.
I didn't even know Battlefury was on our side, hehe... hehe... he...
\=========|STRUCTURES/BUILDINGS|=========/
Fortress of Ker'Nor
\=========|SUMMONS/THINGS FOR LATER|=========/
Darth Nihilus: 26/50 (+4 from Uzi)
Uroboros: 0/50
Plague Doctor: 0/50
\=========|ALCHEMIES|=========/
Mod: Intangible && Basic Magic Mods && Basic RPG Mods = Intangible Modpack 6/6 COMPLETE
\=========|OUT-OF-GAME A.K.A NULLPOST|=========/
Well, I just managed to save myself with changing the Psi's Proxy identity. Thanks for informing me Consumer, I'll try to stop messing around with the Psi Godmodder
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