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He blasts out from underground, with only a metallic cutlass in hand, and a desire for action.
"Ready for a challenge!"
Then he sees Chara.
"Tsk tsk tsk... knives. In a sword fight.
Either those are some seriously powerful knives, or you're a fool.
Looking at it, though... it definitely looks like the former."
He digs back into the ground, only to pop up behind Chara moments later.
"'Sup?"
He then cuts off a rather notable number of knives of Chara's suit, stabilizes them, and puts them away for future use.
((AKA I'm not in that creative of a mood atm, but might as well make myself useful))
OOC/RESPONSES
Eh...
...
Yeah, I actually think I'm gonna abandon the "Sway" mechanic for this game and just go full-on GS. Going lone wolf in this kinda game usually results in death and boredom anyway, as you've said. Someone mind telling me who the GS's are? Kinda forgot from the long-as-heck hiatus.
Also...
WRONG DAYBREAK!
I bet there are, like, SO MANY OTHER WEAPONS named this. So it's my fault that it wasn't clear on what I meant. See the recipe now to see what I ACTUALLY meant.
STATS
DarkSide - Alignment: [GS]
CHARGES
Walled Up (3/20) [ENTITY]
Fortificationizing (3/50) [ENTITY]
RPG-ification (6/50) [UPGRADE + PLAYER VULNERABILITY] (+3 Ire, thank you very much, pal)
Sack || Moon Ash && Sun Ash && Eclipse Essence = Ashes to Timestamps (Lv. 14, 3/15)
Daybreak (Terraria) && North Pole(Terraria) && Well-used magic barometer = Frigid Sun (Lv. ?, 3/?) (Leeet's try this again)
I guess you're thinking other stuff with this. *Cough*KidIcarusUprisingDaybreak*Cough*. So I can't blame you for the sudden over-leveling.
My bad for not clarifying. While Daybreak is known by you as the "One-use ultra OHKO laser cannon of DIE!!!", to me, it's the "Infernal Javelin of Burning DEATH!!!" After all, DarkSide doesn't hail from Minecraft, nor KI:U, nor the actual North Pole. *HERE'S THE ANSWER*. Also, it's where he got this "North Pole" from.
Attack: I teleport to the RSM Information Robot X then I rip out my eye to create the blood orb that is a size of my thumb then I close my hand to cover the mini blood orb however my new eye takes over my eye socket. My mini blood orb began to glow then I take a bit of power from NSM Radar Overseer X to make my orb into a Diarrhea coated Blood Orb then I focus until I fire a Bleeding Diarrhea beam right at the RSM Information Robot X with the farting noises coming out of the beam after I fired the beam at the RSM Information Robot X I cover my nose because it smells bad... *Augh...*
Slight RP: I then teleport to the Squirrel Girl just for a greeting and I pet it. I also plunge into a hole because UserZero is about to use Custodian and Omega Flowey is about to use Or be Killed...
The only Market 2/50 (My Idea would be a bit overpowered so I have to use another 50 post Charge so that only AZ and N players could buy my potions and my alchemies.)
[RESERVED UNTIL TALIST KNOWS WHAT WE ARE DOING]
Project Neo Squad 1/50 (An 5 player (10 player the new max so that I will make 7 entities in total and the new entities gets a heck load of bonuses) AZ/N Only Collab Multi-Summon that can repair the entire AZ Advantage after the Incident of Omega Flowey (Sans and Chara). But not doing it until 5 Members+ joined this big summon)
Alchemy Creation:
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 12/16
Nectar oOo Plusinator Crystal OoO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar+ 2/10 (Just creating another one K?)
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line (Plusinator Crystals Recommended for this line but the stronger version of the Plusinator Crystal is required for one of the ultimate alchemies that I make): Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
Mr. Stun Guy's Action: I throw the Stun Dice at RSM Information Robot X and Joshuabecause these would cause chaos on other friends. Also, my Stunning powers are way too great to handle sorry about that other First Guardian. (I have been training my Stun powers for a whole year so that Anti-Stun Hug would be really useless for that attempt.)
+1 to CrazeePI, Sorodin and supercool (I send the Assists to 2 Neutral Newcomers and the Storm King so these may help in their adventure (Sorry about that Project [REDACTED] Members (Hezetor, Toast and Talist) for that.)).
woot the nights of staying up later than i would normally be due to typing up an attack for 0rigns has returned
this is fun.
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The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 9/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 9/16
Real Knife && Determination = Termination (You cant spell Determination without Termination, after all) 6/16 lv. 15
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I pull out a dog laptop. It's made of dog so advanced, it had to be triple compressed. I then introduce Irecreeper's gamedev to my RPGmaker "hacks". I promptly smash my RPGMAKER into Irecreeper's little game, and then proceed to add a new class- "UserZero". This class is adjusted to have max growth in all four stat cratigorys. I then edit the "Actor" (character? i dunno, havent used RPGmaker in a while) of "UserZero" to have the "UserZero" class and start off with the following items
Weapon: Cheating with RPGmaker is fun. (+99 ATK, +99 DEF, +9999 HP, +9999 MP, 99+ SPD, inflicts every stats conditon including death, quintuple attack, triple action, all skills unlocked, counts as all weapon types)
Armor: No, seriously. Try stomping a RPGmaker game with edited in items. FNAFB is a good canidate. (999+ def, 99+ atk, +99999999999 HP)
Because UserZero has access to godmodding and those epic items, not to mention i screwed over the combat system into becoming the RPGmaker combat system, proceeds to slaughter everything. Then, suddenly, Irecreeper's interface shifts into that of FNAFB. Golden Freddy appears on screen, red eyes and all. Looks like he got that one event where Golden Freddy murders you. And by that, i tampered with the chances of it happening to Irecreeper, and only Irecreeper.
battlefury13: dont worry, it legit happened to me two times. in a row. once without saving.
Golden Freddy: (Excuse me while i hijack this character for his obvious dialogue.) ITS TIME TO gorilla SOME gorillaS.
Irecreeper gorilla'ed up!
I then toss some explosive dogs at Flowey. Yup. No mercy for you.
I quickly toss some .dog files into Star's Phone. They quickly take over, and after a though analysis that involves them slamming the phone into every godmodder on the field to test damage resistance and potential combat ability, decide to wait for another entity to convert into another UNDOG. For reference, the UNDOG was summoned as a result of a 50k damage dog-based attack that killed the resident godmodder's flagship mech, the UDY-mech. The result was the UNDOG, another boss with 400k HP and dog status effects.
It was promptly murdered by the same person who accidentally created it (me), giving me a monopoly on annoying dogs by giving me a spoil version of the Annoying Dog, which, amusingly enough, had basically used a toned down version of Arfifact blaster, it's special, to kill the UDY-mech. And by toned down, instead of a 14-round charge, it was a very long one shot.
Meanwhile, the .dog files delete every file on the phone except a few to spread the .dog files over the internet. They then decide to use the processing power of the phone as a prototype brain. Meanwhile, DOG suddenly erupts from the phone. The DOG infestation spreads outward, turning grass to fur. A plup grows over the phone, and solidifies into a giant dog. It radiates dog, and before long, dozens of small plupy dogs emerge from it's fur. They further develop the small dog hive around the phone, and before long a sort of fusion between zerg and dog has formed a base, all coordinated by the phone, which no longer has information on Uzi due to a Error DOG file not DOG. Meanwhile, the .dog files infect multiple minecraft accounts on server and spread rampantly thoughout the internet or anything that used the internet.
As a result of the dog taking over the accounts, multiple minecraft players, formerly normal, run towards the hive, using annoying dog skins.
battlefury13: you know the player dogs are only here because you blew up the wall, wright??
battlefury13: yes, i said wright. this is because i am obviously wright, and all of you are less wright than me because somehow manfred von karma factors in. dont ask how unless you want to be persecuted.
I'm gonna let Tazz determine the actual effect of this, other than basically nuking Star's phone via bypassing of armor and deleting tonnes of data.
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
The Hero's Sword [10]
Temmie Helm [10]
Charges========
41/50 Lord of Dog.
Alright, it's pretty clear that the PZ entitys have an unfortunate tenacy to get stomped into dust, so leveling system, here we go.
8/50 Boss Summon: BRINGER OF DEMISE )
10/10 Doggone ARF ARF ARF ARF
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2+ to BRINGER OF DEMISE: TOPAZ
1+ to engie
You somehow destroy the Phone! however, the dogs encounter a Firewall IMMEDIATELY, and much burn occurs. The .dog files are all obliterated. However, this does turn back the clock by two turns, giving Star 5.5 turns of-oh.
It looks like this was totally irrelevant.
The data was already corrupted, by the same source as Crushers data.
So I discovered a friend called ROB. He has a problem.
You mean, other than being easily confused with a very notable player here?
Yeah, there is a big problem. Namely, I got captured by a random godmodder who tricked me into negating my own powers before capturing me. Luckily, I managed to convince him to give me three wishes and the ability to actually contact people, but unfortunately he added so many rules to the wishes. Such as "no wishing for more wishes," "no wishes that can't fit into a Twitter post," and "no wishing that would directly affect me." But if I help you, you should send help to help me, right?
Yeah. I can recruit an elite team to aid you.
Here's the thing though. If I just say "I wish UserZero suddenly died," or something like that that would Deus Ex Machina your plot, the OP Scale would stop the wish from doing anything, then the First Guardian around here would rush in and ban me, and then UserZero would kill me while I am weakened. But what I can do, however, is create Vs. Debates.
So here's the rules. In each of the following three "battles", UserZero will be up against three challenges that should give her a significant threat. But to actually make this useful to Crusher48 and also to add some higher stakes, each battle that UserZero loses will cause one damage to her. But wait, these aren't actual battles. Instead, the battles will be decided by whichever team debates their winner better. The debates will last for 3 rounds, and nullposts and even posts in the Forge count towards determining the debate winner at the end of those rounds.
Now, for the debates:
First up, we have UserZero against Composite Human. Composite Human is a hypothetical being combining the best attributes of every single human that was destroyed when UserZero blew up a planet (yes, UserZero, omnipotent also means omniscient, I know what you did, so does everyone else). Not that I said combined, not aggregated: he has the strength of 7 billion humans, the speed of 7 billion humans, the toughness of 7 billion humans, the combined intelligence of 7 billion humans, access to the combined equipment used by 7 billion humans, and 7 billion times whatever other attribute I forgot. It should be a fairly tough challenge.
Next up, its a battle of godmodders! UserZero goes up against Omega+ Richard (as seen at the start of DTG2). Ignore the fact that that can't actually happen, and the battle happens on a neutral server, not on either of their bases.
Lastly, A test of whether entities can actually do something! UserZero with no entities against every entity ever summoned in the first DTG minus those summoned in the final battle (because the ACNT and Secret are just plain mean, I like being at least somewhat fair after all). UserZero must avoid all damage (she has 1 HP, but doesn't gain all the insanity godmodders normally get to employ at 1 HP) to win.
Assuming that does damage, I will open a DTG Threat on Spacebattles to aid you.
OOC: Random crossover, shouldn't last too long.
The entire attack is nullified on the grounds of it being a Crossover!
...Seriously. I thought I already covered this, no Crossovers with other forum games!
Just in case this isn't a valid enough answer: You fail to summon Omega + Richard because everyone beats you to a pulp before you get the chance, letting UserZero get the victory by default. As a result, you also fail to summon every entity ever, leaving the Composite man. As this is a debate, UserZero manages to tactfully win a debate on rather sensitive topics that shouldn't really be listed here for the honest to goodness fear of unjustified hate.
Axe && Broken Warhammer of Zillywhoo(Yes, Redstone actually OBTAINED this item during his Sgear session.) = Broken Axe of Zilly 1/???
+2 IGN, +1 Toast
The Artist and The Yandere 28/50
It's Just a Game 7/50
Save the World... Sort of 26/50 (+5 from Tazz)
Redstone tells an insulting joke about Uzi using his hacking skills to speak once more.
He then tells Uzi to
Feel the burn, girl.
UserZero had long rescinded your ban on talking, it was temporary! In any case, UserZero takes insults like a proper woman and keeps a stiff upper lip. She also fails to feel the burn because of her armor, which is enchanted to have Fire protection.
After Omega Flowey's death, the Blue SOUL falls down to- the completely destroyed body. Right. Tempo then casually chucks a bucket of Fabrico essentia mixed with Tempus essentia, which rewinds and rebuilds the Golem's body, and the SOUL merges with it.
Golem: ...I'm at once bitter about how everything went down behind the scenes, salty about everything before that, and not bitter enough to take it out on him. Ugh.
Tempo gets chucked back into DTG: TCF, for the simple reason of Flowey having died.
The Golem uses the Alchemical Symbol, then the 0th B-Ball(Self, Crystal, Ire, Twin, Disembodied Heart.)
Golem: ...Well, let's go three for three. Kind of an odd streak to rack up, but hey, who am I to complain?
The Golem builds a massive iron gate, stretching up to the skies. It then folds in on itself, closing in around Chara. He tries to escape, but it's already walled her in. He tries to cut it, but as real as the knife may be, it's not sharp enough to cut metal. She frantically keeps trying to escape, but the gate keeps contracting mercilessly, eventually confining him into a baby cage.
Golem: ...Yeah, I'm not going to even try. I am going to do this, though.
Suddenly, the Suit of Knives and Knife Clusters all shatter violently.
Golem: Look, I know I'm not about to kill you. You're too determined, but you refused, yadda yadda yadda.
Golem: But I know that determination does have its limits. One of them being a distinct lack of physicality causing you to dissolve into a sentient pile of drippy dust...
Golem: And the other being the obvious. You have to want to not die.
Golem: Of course, I could swiftly arrange for the former to happen. I really could.
Golem: But while we're here, at least tell me what the history behind all this is.
Golem: I've always had a desire for more context.
Golem: It's a habit bordering on addiction at this point.
Golem: And addiction is a powerful thing.
Golem: ...So, what happened down beneath Mt. Ebott?
Golem: Oh wait. Right. You're- not mute. But you're probably not answering me regardless.
Golem: So, uh. Uzi.
Golem: What was the haps?
Golem: Come on, give me a murder play-by-play.
Chara's Suit of Knives (and to consumer's dismay, the Sheild of Murderous Intent), if it was not already gud, is almost certainly obliterated! In addition, the cage will nullify Chara's direct actions in the EoTB!...If the Suit of Knives is gone.
UserZero: ah, him.
UserZero: chara was the most interesting vessel i have ever laid my fingers on.
UserZero: i guess it can't really hurt to tell, actually...isn't gonna reveal much you probably didn't already suspect.
UserZero: i don't get what chara is, honestly. Some kind of aggregate of determination, possibly buttercups, murderous intent, and of course, in this case, me.
UserZero: of course, he was such as all playable characters are in any game, and didn't really deviate. contrary to popular belief, i do not resort to hacks in a game first.
UserZero: so i went through the game's normal mode. did that. you know how that ends.
UserZero: suddenly you realize flowey even being here was suicide from the start.
UserZero: and that was all well and good, but...well, you know me, don't you?
UserZero: unlike most, i could tell what was going on with chara, mostly...he was unlike anything i had seen up until then. an avatar that could be strong enough to do what a player on his/her lonesome couldn't.
UserZero: it's feasible that it could be a source of operation, actually, the ironic divergance and the implication of manipulating that as long as you have...well. not saying further on that.
UserZero: alas, all good things had to come to an end, right?
UserZero: and thus, in the halls of the mountain king, chara dared to rebel against me.
UserZero: there wasn't reason to destroy that world, but chara didn't care.
UserZero: couldn't let that go lying down, could i? nor could i let his potency go to waste either.
She pauses, as if debating if to tell you the rest. She will, of course.
An amber heart floats through the air, spiraling away from the battle, before coming to rest at the edge of the war. In a flash of light, the Scribe's body materializes, shuddering on the cold hard ground. Legs shaking, the Scribe stands up, staring at his hands. Finally, he's free. The time the Scribe had spent in Omega Flowey's body had felt like an eternity spent in hell. The Scribe had voluntarily sacrificed himself to a greater cause and he had paid the price. He had no control over his creation, and neither did any of the others who had given up their lives. They were forced to sit back and watch as Flowey violated their powers and their very SOULS.
The Scribe couldn't feel his body, and he barely had any of his existing memories. He could hardly see, only experiencing the outside world through flashes and sensations transferred from the devilish monitor. The Scribe was a hopelessly small piece of his former self, trapped in the infinite catacombs of a horrifying abomination. He wanted to rise against the authority controlling the universe. But the instant Flowey had gone rogue... he had died. Yes, it had seemed like an eternity had passed. But one second Omega Flowey was there, and the next - he wasn't. His body had been torn to shreds, and the six SOULS were freed. The Scribe was himself again.
And now that the Scribe knows this, he realizes that Flowey must still be alive in some capacity. And he knows what Flowey is planning to do. Hurriedly, the Scribe rushes back to the heart of the battlefield. Once there, he finds complete and utter devastation. The corpses of the fallen litter the field, blood staining the dull ground. At one end of the Battlefield is the Angel of Genocide. At the other is That Comedian. And at the middle of the fight is the Golden Aster himself: the corpse of Flowey. The Scribe runs right in front of Flowey, whose broken and battered head turns up to look. His pixellated and white form is threatening to blink out of existence entirely, and his face is twisted in the form of that of a goat.
The Scribe mutters to the flower. "Flowey." Flowey looks up. * ...Scribe. Do you honestly think I've learned anything from this? The Scribe laughs. "I'm not sure. I really doubt it, at any rate. But if you actually have, and you want to do something constructive with whatever is left of your life..." The Scribe jabs a finger at UserZero. "Target her. She's caused your world too much pain. I figured out that much when I merged with your body and you became a gigantic eldritch abomination." The Scribe starts to walk away. * Hey, wait! You're... you're just gonna leave me here? Defenseless? The Scribe laughs. "I'm not playing your game, Flowey. I'm not sticking by you. When I tried that, you corrupted me. Depressed me. Dragged me down. That's how I listened to you."
Light gleams in the Scribe's goggles as he turns back slightly. "Well, I'm not falling for that crap anymore. My time spent as your puppet showed me the truth. A truth that's been shown to me this entire war, and maybe my entire life. Being destructive isn't the only option. I know I can't atone for all my sins, but I can start." Flowey cackles and then coughs. * And yet, you're still going to try to reach The Gate, huh? Tell me how that's any different. Look me in the EYE and tell me. An agonizing few seconds pass, and the Scribe looks at Flowey. "I never said being destructive wasn't an option." Flowey laughs even harder. * So that's it, then? You're going to impose a double standard! It's bad when people trick me into being bad, but it's fine when I do it! That's your game? THAT'S your game?? What a joke you are, Scribe! What a joke...
The Scribe laughs. "Don't you know? Don't you remember? It's all just a joke."
Images of timelines cut short and massacre after massacre flood Flowey's eyes as he remembers the catchphrase of the other Angel of Genocide. The one that had plagued his universe for far, far too long. At these memories, Flowey's expression darkens. "I told you, I can't fix everything. I've come too far to stop my plans for The Gate. I can't change the destination. But perhaps I can change the journey." Flowey grimaces. * And what's that supposed to mean? The Scribe shrugs. "It's a shame you won't live to find out." Flowey's body warps out of existence for a second. When he returns, his face is a mishmash of pixels. Panicking, Flowey relents. * FINE! Fine, I'll use it against h-her, right? That... that shouldn't be too hard! The Scribe grins. "Don't forget your philosophy, Flowey. 'In this world...'"
The dead bodies of everyone in the universe accumulate before Flowey's eyes. An infinite amount spills over, carried across infinite timelines. The being responsible behind it all, the maniac with glazed eyes and a bloodstained knife, was not a best friend, but an unfathomable enemy from somewhere else who had invaded everything anyone had ever known like a cancer. "...it's kill..." Flowey closes his eyes, his face disappearing as the skies go black.
Flowey uses Or Be Killed.
Before anyone has any time to react, a sea of vines and corrupted pixels surges across the field. All the entities brace for impact, knowing that Omega Flowey's raw destructive power was more than enough to obliterate everything on the field and that whatever surprises the amalgamate has will, even in death, be horrifying to witness. But the maelstrom does not curve off towards any of the entities on the field, nor their corpses. It surges towards one target in particular: UserZero herself. The Scribe's coat ripples in the wind as he surveys the havoc he has wrought.
The sea of vines effortlessly move past Sans' fortress of bones, destroying the ground that they sail through. When the vines make it to the middle of the field, where the twisted husk of Flowey lies, they crash straight through him, leaving nothing but a dwindling and rotting ball of destruction as Flowey is killed. Yet the vines and corruption march on, dead set on their task. One could even describe them as determined. Chara smiles and sidesteps the vines, leaving UserZero to be consumed. UserZero should, of course, be able to godmod the attack easily. Just wave her hand, punch a hole through the vines, and dodge it. But... she can't. UserZero's facade falters. Why can't she godmod this easily telegraphed attack? Let's just say describing the vines as determined wasn't just to make a joke.
As Omega Flowey's parting gift, the disjointed and strident laugh he made upon creation plays out across the entire server, yet it is horrifyingly glitched, as if the speaker broadcasting it has been irreversibly damaged. UserZero cannot move because the vines are making her think she cannot move. They are so determined to stop her that there are making her believe, with all their power, that she cannot stop them. She knows this, and yet it is so powerful and so complete that she cannot do a thing against it. And in a matter of seconds, the vines are upon her, restraining her every limb and cutting off her godmodding powers.
UserZero is now vulnerable. She is guaranteed to take damage NEXT turn. Only the best attack as dictated by Tazz will actually hit. The others will be repelled by the vines. The player who makes the attack that hits will receive a special Spoil of War: the Golden Aster.
The Scribe looks at his various entities. All of them are either dead or close to death. The Nuclear Throne has been destroyed. In a fit of rage, explosions pockmark its surface as it unleashes Resignation, creating an unstoppable green fireball that deals large damage to all PZs and inflicts Radiation on all of them for four turns. The Scribe chuckles as a brilliant light materializes from where the Throne once sat. The Scribe then turns to look at Ampersand, whose beautiful glass surface has been cracked beyond recognition. No images play out on its surface, and the crystals are barely holding up at all. Ampersand uses Struggle on Chara four times in quick succession as it prepares to enter Sandfall Mode, becoming invincible for the turn. Lastly, the Scribe looks at Ultra Greed, who is fighting for his very life. The Scribe salutes Ultra Greed. "You've done well, Isaac. Satan is proud of you." Ultra Greed sheds a tear of gold and uses Bling Volcano twice.
And then, the Scribe comes to a rest at the foot of Asterism's dying body. Asterism's wings have folded up and died, and the Vox is emitting a harsh screeching noise. The Scribe turns it off and kneels at Asterism's feet. His three eyes are glazed over and shifting color rapidly. "SO... I GUESS GODS CAN DIE AFTER ALL, HUH." The Scribe laughs. "Of course they can. What do you think I'm trying to do?" Asterism sighs, blood pouring from him. "BECOME A BETTER PERSON? CONNECT WITH OTHERS? I THINK THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, BUT CAN'T. BECAUSE YOU'RE WORRIED YOU CAN'T CHANGE. I MEAN, IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO, YOU COULD JUST SIMPLY NOT TAKE THE CURSE FROM MY BODY AND FORGET ABOUT THIS QUEST." The Scribe falters. "But... I..." Asterism coughs, his form flickering. "NO, I GET IT. THAT'S TOO UNLIKE YOU. WHEN YOU START SOMETHING, YOU NEED TO SEE IT FINISHED. ESPECIALLY SOMETHING AS BIG AS THIS. YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE DESTINATION. BUT YOU CAN CHANGE THE JOURNEY. IT'S JUST LIKE YOU SAID."
Asterism puts a hand to his upper eye and tugs with a screech. His eye ejects itself from his body, a cone of light ushering itself from within. "WHEN I DIE... TAKE MY CURSE FROM MY MIND... BUT ONLY IF YOU... SWEAR TO ME..." The Scribe looks on. "Swear to do what?" "TREAT... THE OTHERS... WITH RESPECT... DON'T... JUST VIEW THEM AS TOOLS... SOLVE... THEIR PROBLEMS... NOT JUST... BECAUSE YOU FEEL YOU HAVE... TO... BUT BECAUSE... YOU FEEL... YOU WANT TO." The Scribe asks himself a question. Can he change? It's a question he doesn't know the answer to.
The Scribe solemnly nods. Asterism seems relieved. "...GOOD. WE'LL MEET AGAIN, SCRIBE. WE'LL... WE'LL MEET AGAIN." Asterism's body turns ashen grey, emitting no sound. His body splits open, shattering into pieces, white trails snaking off to another plane. Resting in the middle of what was once a demigod is a pulsating white sigil of undefinable power: ⁂. The Scribe takes it and sets the Vox to play Ward - a funeral march. The Scribe walks away.
"Three down."
The Mysteryman: ================================================== 21/50 [ATTACK] (+5 from Cobalt, +4 from TFT and jondanger, +3 from Revan, +2 from Tazz, +1 from FBSN and piono)
The Interface: ================================================== 20/50 [ATTACK] (+5 from Cobalt, +4 from TFT and jondanger, +2 from Revan and Tazz, +1 from FBSN and teag)
The Campfire: =================================================== 8/50 (+5 from Cobalt, +2 from Tazz)
(+50 from Tazz in reserve)
UserZero tries to fight-you can tell she's ridiculously determiend to NOT get caught in a horrible situation-but the power of Omega Flowey finally manages it, restraining her. Unless Entity actions are prohibited this round (and as well all kind of know, they're going to be), UserZero will be 100% vulnerable to the best attack next round...but ONLY the best, and whoever manages will claim Flowey's spoil of war!
If for whatever reason no-one attacks, UserZero will be freed and will get to choose who gets it, and it will be a Pro-Zero.
~Toast respawns, backwardsly. I honestly don't feel like copy-pasting my WALL action here and respawning my previous turn, because MCF SUCKS on mobile. Sorry for inconveniences, yadayada, etc. I've never died before so I'm not sure what the exact rules concerning that are.
If orders are cool and trendy, Leona jumps in front of Ultra Greed and uses Eclipse.
Welcome DarkSide! This is Toast obv.
(inb4 Campfire is campFire in a huge plot twist.)
While I gave you the switch-up on the respawn and Tonic posts, I'm not giving you entity orders. Not like Leona could do that anyways, Ultra Greed is STILL in Iron chef! (If only Omega Flowey used Metaphysical to get rid of that...)
I grab Pump Them Up and levy it against The Avenger, destroying any way it has of not being on the ground first. I then equip a pair of long fall boots, point the nozzle at the ground and propel myself about 100 m into the air, where I pull out a x1337 Beggar's Bazooka and a hang glider and spam rockets at The Avenger. To literally make it more salty, I air-drop ten trillion tons of sodium chloride onto it, then use the Gans 35.5 to pull the chlorine atoms into a ball of liquid chlorine floating high above the Avenger with a single scramble and solve, then pull out Pump Them Up again and fill a hundred bedrockium drums of water with it. I then open the bedrockium drums. A torrent of water erupts out the tops of the drums, which coincidentally are pointed directly at the humongous lump of sodium that is currently crushing the Avenger. I then use the Zirconium Manipulation Cube to randomly pull zirconium out of the ground and create giant floodwalls that prevent the water from leaving the immediate Battlefield.
The world's greatest sodium party ensues.
Then, the giant ball of liquid chlorine that has been somehow only reacting with hydrogen and forming hydrogen chloride while defying gravity for about one minute falls onto the Avenger as the zirconium floodwalls shift to enclose the Avenger in a cylinder of water. HCl (aq) is formed.
Let's just say what happens next isn't very good for the Avenger. After using trillions of Minecraft sponges to soak up the water and disposing of the chlorine atoms by accelerated diffusion, I proceed to the next step of my plan: nuclear warfare. Everyone's monitors displays an SMPTE test screen with the words "CENSORED WAREFARE" [sic] on it. While this happens, the Plescia falls out of nowhere and fires a massive laser, stronger than the Orbital Rofl Laser and the Obliterator from the Microsoft Sam and the Lolvarian Illuminati series (set to be released in 2019), directly into the Avenger, carving the lyrics to Never Gonna Give You Up.
Just then, Shizuki-chan grabs the mic and begins to sing a super-fast remix of said song, making it even saltier that it just got rickrolled. Since it's already too NaCl salty from being destroyed along with its faith in the laws of chemistry, I drop potassium chloride, a common salt replacement, on it instead. However, instead of potassium chloride, I accidentally dropped the container of chlorine trifluoride onto it. A massive pit forms as the chlorine trifluoride burns the remains of the Avenger.
I then resurrect the Avenger with the damage it would have taken so far dealt to it and pull out the W-Cube 3, pulling out tungsten from the ground and leaving random pits everywhere with a few PLL algorithms. I then raise the temperature of the tungsten and force it into the insides of every electronic part or anything that melts below 1000oC within the Avenger, destroying its parts. Then, I pull out the Twin Shears of Leviathan and stab holes in the Avenger with it, then pull out SCP-4822-DTG (Wands of the Element-Bender) to transmute random parts of it to ununoctium, including any onboard nuclear facilities, which proceed to explode for some reason.
I then pull out a x1337 Direct Hit with infinite ammo. Since the Avenger's hitbox is now 20,000 times the size of a mercenary's, I proceed to rain an infinite amount of rockets on to the Avenger. I then pull out a x1337 Quickiebomb Launcher also with infinite ammo and drop an infinite stream of stickybombs onto every part of the Avenger. To end this TF2674-themed assault, I grab a x1337 Phlogistinator and spam MMMPH on the Avenger.
Finally, I pull out a statue. It's a statue of a lowercase h. Did I mention it's also 100 m tall? I cast stone to flesh and immediately use a blessed scroll of taming, then order the giant mind flayer to send psychic pulses through the Avenger. While this is happening, I randomly materialize 20,000,000,000 tons of telekill mixed with TNT to fill the gaps of the Avenger so it is not telefragged. The telekill instantly expands, crushing the Avenger before dematerializing along with the giant mind flayer.
BUT I'M NOT DONE YET!
I also turn the Avenger into steel beams. Unfortunately, jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but Boiling Wrath can, so I drop a few magmatic florbs of it, evaporating the steel beams.
Just then, the Ancient Joke Police shows up, thinking I used another ancient joke. I then point to the Avenger, which is badly damaged, and they realize it's the one that was used to make the ancient joke, and thus it is the one that is at fault (also because I used a memetic mind control vector to override their logic). The Ancient Joke Police proceeds to nuke the Avenger from afar.
While the nuke is traveling at 0.002c, I'm not sitting idly by. Instead, I hack every screen in the Avenger and force them to show ancient jokes, such as "Microsoft Mike talks like a lady", "You will now go to the NSA Jail" and "Bacon. Bacon. Needs more bacon." This results in the Ancient Joke Police's nuke amplifying its power and absolutely destroying the Avenger in a spectacular display of light and explosions.
I then teleport the Avenger to a Mystcraft dimension, then drop the book containing it into chlorine trifluoride, then pouring the remains of the book into fluoroantimonic acid. The dimension collapses in on itself, destroying it.
Wow! 43,000 damage to the Avenger! (A reminder: It must be boarded to kill it, otherwise it just crashes down and Defend This House starts).
FATAL && Duke Nukem Forever && Essence of Steam Greenlight = Gamer's Nightmare (Level 0: 1/1)
Gamer's Nightmare: A game so horrible and atrocious that no-one, and I mean no-one, is a fan. Sadly, it is so bad that you cannot even make people play it via torture for some reason, rending it useless in combat. See, I told you it was atrocious!
OOC: Also, Darkside, I noticed that you're back. I was kinda sad that I missed you the first time around. So I'm glad you're posting here again.
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser = Whatever complicated name tazz is going to give it 2/16
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 8/16
Greater Orb of Earth 8/11
8/20 for an attack
8/50 for The titan of earth
25/50 for Initiation
+1 to revan, +1 to xslayer, +1 to ninjatwist
Battlefury's attempt to get the OP Scale completely and utterly fails on the OP King's throne.
The OP King just sits back, lounging on it, well, sort of no-clipping through since they aren't actually a solid being. Feeding himself grapes. Sort of. You don't know how the OP King can eat grapes when he quite clearly doesn't have a mouth.
The chair competition continues
The Elemental begins to...
Oh dog dang it, it looks like the OP King's specially engineered to inspire envy in others chair has got the elemental building up a chair as well.
There goes my action. :\
(Read this as: MORE INTERCEPTION! I have two actions focused on making as many actions as possible fail this round because of the chair competition)
Guess my giant attack will have to wait for a round or so.
Two more actions will be blockaded by Throne Wars!
You know OP, I could have at least been given a warning about the King of Elements. But fret not, in my infinite compassion you are forgiven and besides, your throne business was simply marvelous so I'll call it even.
The Crawling Chaos: 50/50 (+1 Tazz)
Finally.
A dark crystal manifests in Nyarlathotep's hand.
The Shining Trapezohedron, an oddly angled crystal.
But I'll save that for a later turn.
Nyarlathotep lazily flicks some I Can't Believe its Not Popcorn into a cavity spaced in between his tendrils. He doesn't particularly care for the competition itself and would rather prefer to watch the movie from his rather golden throne.
Two Eternal Arms are summoned from base of the OP King's throne and begin to decorate it with lavish gifts from across the multiverse. Each one incensing the competition with a righteous fury.
Nyarlathotep smiles. It's good to be an Other God.
Heheheh
Charges
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 40/50 (+4 Tazz)
Deal with an Outer God : 39/50 (+2 Piono)
Heheheh 1/50
Assists
+1's to Piono, ninjatwist, Slayer
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter = Grimdarkimitter 2/11
SOMEHOW stopped by Throne Wars, as somehow Revan being too busy with making his own throne has stopped Nyarly from improving the OP Kings! SOMEHOW! I DON'T KNOW HOW! (I'm not letting you store that, spend it in 3 turns or lose it entirely. Yes, I consider that a form of storage.)
You call for the Tape Roll JUST before you lose yourself, though; this will entirely nullify the EoTB and instead replace it with the contents of the Tape! You hope that there's honestly something ON this tape and UserZero isn't doing the troll of the century.
(40 / 40) Curiosity Over A Side of Salt and Morals HOLDING... (1 / 3)
(17 / 20) Prototype #2
(50 / 50) World's Worst AI (+50, Tazz) -> COMPLETE!
+3 Darkside
=Summon=
I promptly receive a free 50-post charge on my doorstep, which I just built out of several discarded whole houses. I then proceed to unpack the charge, and carefully insert it into this robot chassis I had lying around. It begins to whir to life, rising up on it's six legs, its' three AI-Cores glowing with power. However, given just how quickly this charge happened, I didn't have time to program the AI for the robot! But surely, this behemoth with 300k HP, triple action and plenty of maneuverability won't be held down by a lackluster AI! Right?
...right?
[AZ] AI-Shell Salvation
Mobility Core: 100,000 / 100,000 HP
Weaponry Core: 100,000 / 100,000 HP
Defense Core: 100,000 / 100,100 HP
Entity Abilities:
Self-Destruct-Sequence: Destroys the Salvation and deals massive damage to everything. EVERYTHING. Seven-turn charge. If used manually, you can specify the side you want to hit.
Entity Passives:
Multicore: This entity has three cores. If all of the cores die, the AI Shell: Salvation falls. Each core has its' own AI flow chart, and abilities.
Too Large: I can only manually command one core of the Salvation per turn. The other two remaining cores will make their own decisions, with the provided flowcharts.
Mobility Core Abilities:
Stomp: A high-damage, single-target attack.
Evasive Action: Grants +33% Dodge to the Salvation this turn, but -25% accuracy to all other attacks that this entity performs.
Jump: Avoid up to two entity-attacks directed at the Salvation.
Rocket Flight: Use rockets to obtain +33% dodge this turn, and then slam into an entity for massive damage. Takes three-turns to charge.
Mobility Core AI Flowchart:(The core that doesn't know about proper dodging.)
START
1. Is Rocket Flight charged? (yes: go to 9) (no: go to 2)
2. Is it either Tuesday or Sunday? (yes: go to 3) (no: go to 6)
3. Does an AZ have more than 90% HP? (yes: go to 4) (no: go to 5)
4. Stomp that AZ.
5. Target a random PZ with Stomp.
6. How many entities are attacking the Salvation as a whole this turn? (0-2: go to 7) (3-5: go to 8) (6+ go to 3)
7. Use Evasive Action.
8. Use Jump.
9. Is it Wednesday today? (yes: go to 10) (no: go to 11)
10. Use Rocket Flight, and hit the PZ with the lowest HP.
11. Do nothing.
Weaponry Core Abilities:
Machine Gun: A massive-damage, single-target attack. -25% accuracy.
Rocket Barrage: A moderate-damage, mutli-target attack that hits up to three foes.
Gravity Cannon: A moderate-damage attack that can stun the foe it hits.
Railgun Sniper Rifle: A massive-damage attack. Takes three-turns to charge.
Weaponry Core AI Flowchart:(The core that will use the wrong weapons at the wrong times.)
START
1. Are we using Evasive Manuvers this turn? (yes: go to 2) (no: go to 3)
2. Use Machine Gun on the PZ with the highest dodge. If none exists, random target a PZ.
3. Is the Railgun Sniper Rifle charged? (yes: go to 4) (no: go to 5)
4. Use Railgun Sniper Rifle on the PZ with the lowest amount of HP, even if it dies before this entity can attack this turn.
5. How many Hostile [H] entities exist? (0: go to 6) (1-2: go to 7) (3+: go to 8)
6: Do nothing.
7: Use Rocket Barrage on them and some random other entities. "other" also includes PZ's.
8: Is a PZ about to unleash their special attack? (yes: go to 9) (no: go to 10)
9: Use Rocket Barrage on them and two other PZ's.
10: Go use Gravity Cannon on some random PZ entity, then!
Defense Core Abilities:
Missile Flak: Is used as a normal weapon somehow, dealing moderate damage.
Nanobot Swarm: Restore 15k HP to the target.
Generate Shield: Creates a 20k HP shield around target. This shield also absorbs attacks that the user uses.
Repair Sequence: Restores 50k HP to target Core on the Salvation. Three-turn charge.
Defense Core Flowchart:(The least-stupid of the cores, I guess. Until Self-Destruct is ready.)
START
1. Is the Self-Destruct-Sequence ready? (yes: go to 2) (no: go to 5)
2. Is it the weekend? (yes: go to 3) (no: go to 4)
3. Do nothing.
4. USE IT.
5. Did the entity that the Weaponry Core hit live with below 10% HP? (yes: go to 6) (no: go to 7)
6. Take pity, and use Nanobot Swarm on it.
7. Is one of our allies about to use a special attack? (yes: go to 8) (no: go to 9)
8: Use Generate Shield on them. Yaaay!
9: Is Repair Sequence charged? (yes: go to 10) (no: go to 11)
10: Use it on the core with the highest HP.
11: Do any allies have below 50% HP? (yes: go to 12) (no: go to 13)
12: Use Nanobot Swarm on the one with the lowest HP.
13: Just use the Missile Flak on any PZ.
I then take control of the Weapon Core, and stun Joshua with the Gravity Cannon! The other cores will hopefully do nice things... right?
=Action=
I proceed to get some badly drawn MS-Paint stills of Sans, and create massive monstrosities out of them! They all rush Sans, summoning their own badly-drawn MS-Paint Gasterblasters to shoot at him! To ensure that Sans is properly distracted (and annoyed), I blast the song MOGOLOVONIO on some gigantic speaker array. I then-
* heh heh. heh.
* heya.
* you've been busy, huh?
* you already know me, me.
Sans stops grinning for a second. A figure has appeared on the battlefield.
* heh. it's me...
* SANEESSSSSSSSSSSS
The Mogolovonio suddenly intensifies in volume.
* YA WANNA HAVE A BAD TOM!?!
SANESSSSS starts bouncing up and down, and rushes towards Sans! Thousands of badly drawn MS-Paint bones sunder the ground, all attempting to limit Sans's movement so that Richard can get him! SANESSSSS then gathers the help of his badly-drawn MS-paint brethren, to create a whole gauntlet of Gasterblasters around him! Of course, thanks to silly reasons, the Gasterblasters are set to stun. Because that's a trope.
Sans moves to ninja-dodge as many gaster-blasts as he can, leaping over beams and countering the blasters with ones of his own! Sans then bone-stabs SANESSSSS's MS-Paint friends, which causes him to obtain his ire; (hahaha i just used that word) SANESSSSS triples his firepower, unleashing a whole storm of stunning blasts upon Sans! Sans dodges all of them (he probably still has 100%+ dodge), dashes next to SANESSSSS, and impales him with a bone, rising him high into the air!
He then promptly surrounds SANESSSSS with a whole ring of Gasterblasters, and destroys him in midair. RIP SANESSSSS. However, this allows the TOUCHED CHILD to rise up, free from any oppression that SANESSSSS would have put up! He/she/tem grabs his/her/tem knife, and rushes Sans! The strange shape of the MS-Paint'd knife is very awkward to dodge; Sans barely dodges each swing!
Sans then creates a bone-sword, blocks the TOUCHED CHILD's knife, and engages in an epic swordfight with him for about 0.3 seconds because this is my attack and I can say what I want. Sans disarms the TOUCHED CHILD, and Gaster's him across the battlefield! This flings the TOUCHED CHILD into the 5000-block wall, which ends up pulverizing the child!
A bunch of people then attempt to arrest Sans for touching the child. That was rude, man.
AI Shell Salvation summoned! It'll do as you say, and the other two cores will likely sabotage you in a hilarious scene that everyone would be recording if Throne Wars weren't a thing.
Guess who was too busy making a Throne to do any of this superattack.
My update terminal shows that your NaCl levels are currently at Fiction-record highs.
CAP: 39/50 (+4 from UserZero, +2 from Consumer, +1 from Battlefury13)
Walker respawns. She seems a little bit irritated with Sans, promptly extending her middle finger upwards and gesticulating aggressively at Sans.
Joshua, meanwhile, smirks at Captain Falcon.
"You want me to show you my moves? Well then. I'll happily oblige. But, there's just one mistake you made. You tried to use your ability, named Show Me Your Moves, on me. But it isn't fully charged yet. Look at the EoTB. That's not a full charge. Therefore. You don't really get to dictate what happens to me. Bu t hey. You want it that bad?"
>Use MYSTERY CHARGE on CAPTAIN FALCON
>Ignore the fact that I shouldn't be able to control my actions if I really WAS just a mere entity due to Walker being dead
>I'll reveal a secret about myself once I die that'll help justify that
"Here you go."
tfw you realize the diner doubles charge speed and makes it 100% possible to use his 'waste your attack' special.
By the magic of balancing gameplay and fairness, Joshua somehow fails to listen to you anyways as you respawn!
Sukard picks up Ircucvci from the ground where it last fell. He then channels the Rule of Cool with the sword, then performs the best sword technique he could think of.
B 1 N A R Y B L A Z E
The very essence of cool hax and sick burns emanates from the sword. When hit, the enemy will suffer a spike in Sick Burns. This stacks with every hit.
That's when the cool hax comes in. It is temporarily linked to every version of Ircucvci that was and will be, inflicting Emotions, Blood Sugar, and every defense-reducing stat.
Sukard strikes Chara with the sword's aura, condensed into a beam of code and fire. He then comes in point-blank, slashing them with the sword repeatedly, with Aequo Animo helping him adjust to their dark-light ratio for optimized damage.
The euphoria emanating from the attack weakens the fabric of the undankness of the universe, summoning a box of every yoyo in Terraria. Sukard picks up the box.
--Boosts--
+3 to Redstone
After the nervous breakdown that he had just 5 minutes ago Hezetor is back for action, first and foremost he notices that some gentlemen are going to watch and interesting film and that's not all, they seem to be arguing about who has the best throne, how foolish of them to think that they could ever stand a chance against the most obsessed with thrones hollow emperor in the galaxy.
The Throne of the Skies slowly flies next to the projector location or cinema or whatever.
Hezetor: Allow me to interfere in this debate about thrones, you gentlemen may not be aware that I'm the president of the Multiversal Thrones Association so I'm here to resolve this conflict one and for.
Hezetor: Let's start with this... hmm the one for UserZero is technically a chair so I'm not going to judge that, while the throne for Godmodder477 is to say the least pretty simple and not that impressive, the rock that forms it is not interesting at all and the shape of the throne itself is not that magnificent oh and don't get me started on the mess of atoms that is right here.
Hezetor says while pointing in a precise point of the throne.
Hezetor: While I must admit that the Egyptian throne is pretty good, my friend Ramesses the Second would like it quite a lot, but I must say that this type of throne is not my style, but overall a good job. My final judgement of your work is a 6.5 out of 10, for a beginner you did a good job.
He then continues while observing the OP king's throne.
Hezetor: hmm, surely the throne itself is majestic, but too simple, surely this throne inspires "power", but that's about it, one may think that in his simplicity is its beauty, but sadly I don't see this throne this way, the only positive thing is that at least if atomically perfect and that's something that I always like to see in a throne.
Then the two Eternal Arms begin to decorate the throne as described by Revan.
Hezetor: ohh, you are surely quick to adapt, these decorations... yes this is just what it needed! Good job, now its simplicity is decorated of these lavish accessories, that's great. While the first design was quite lacking this new form is far better, congratulations Mr. OP you truly deserve a 8 out of 10.
Hezetor: Sadly none of you gentlemen is able to surpass my Throne, his perfect design, flawless form, magnificent power, the completely perfect atomic structure and ultimate materials are simply unmatched, but it was a good showcase never less.
In all his thronical glory the Throne of the Skies fires at The Avenger incinerating him.
Today you guys understood that no one can beat Hezetor in a throne contest.
It appears that the throne competition put Hezetor in a pretty good mood, apparently recovering from his previous nervous breakdown, wow, how convenient.
Module of atomic manipulation &&
Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation
(neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 10/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 8/11)
+1 Talist, + 1 Pricey and +1 Toast.
The Avenger is a ship, but 19,000 damage to the Avenger!
No-one can beat Hezetor in a Throne-off. He is simply the best there is.
[50 point charge token] (Held for now, just confirming I have it.)
Freed from it's container, the silver SOUL soars through the air, crashing to the ground somewhere near the edge of the battlefield with a flare of monochrome noise.
As the static dies down, it assumes the form of some massive quadruped, then collapses into a humanoid of more reasonable size. Mythic has respawned.
He seems... Disappointed. "That's it?"
The wish of the people was realized, and he,
"Was that really it?"
"A True Monster"
"All that torment, all that sacrifice, wasted?"
said.
He walks back towards the battlefield, specifically, towards Flowey. "I lend you my heart, my claws, my existence itself, and that's the best you could do with it?"
"Wearisome. Ah, quite Wearisome."
"After my sacrifice, while I let my power come to rest inside that plant's body."
While surrounded by darkness then.
"The part of me that was in there, as a SOUL broke. part of me was awake, tormented and bound with the other SOULs."
I perserved to clearly comprehend.
"But another part of me was diving into itself, wandering around in my memories."
I perceived the weirdest dream... Of everlasting nightmare.
"Growing up in the City."
endless "RAIN".
"Spending an eternal night terrified that the Darkness beyond could flood in with little to no warning."
To a nightmare cursed.
"Being looked down on by noble casters when I tried to keep up with them, even when I really could match them?"
containing miseries galore.
"Banding together with others of my type, and getting special treated just because of what I was anyway?"
Thus henceforth. I'll rise (from a darkness, a grave)
"Until I ended up having neither." - nevermore.
Action:
"I'm worried I may have been off balance for a while, and that's why I broke."
Mythic draws the Heavy Class Commandment in one hand, and the Heavy Monster Edict in the other, both in their base forms.
"That's probably the reason I've been obsessing over the Hero/Monster thing. I''m naturally one, but expected to be the other."
A shadowy coating of mana envelops the blades as he charges towards Joshua, preparing a cross-slash.
...Entity orders?:
I don't think I have any left?
...Roleplay Chunk?:
Oh look, the idiot that killed himself over a flower manged to cheat their way back.
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (2/3 mind)
Tokens: (4, 6, 1)
Total Tokens (8, 10, 5)
I'm not attacking entities, so none of this stuff activates. Although, I do get +5 science tokens for finishing the Earth charge. For proper entity fighting, science/mind is the best.
Commands:
Leictreon: PZ', GS, GS, NU, __
If Leictron is still outa this world radical (AKA: is untargetable), just prime the NU matter. Otherwise, shoot Chara with the primed PZ matter.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
@Tazz: Well... thing is... All of my other charges are locked up... and you've said basically that I should be ignoring these rules. So, I'm going to keep bashing my head into it until either that counts as great effort or you just get ticked off. Although what is probably more likely is that someone else just spends the charge. But I'm going to try anyway. It's not like I have a whole lot to lose.
... Ow... You shot me in the shouljer like that?
Male or female, getting shot anywhere is a pretty distracting event. Inari walks over to him and puts her paw against Mikoto's side to mend the minor bullet wound.
Oh come on. You didn't even take one damage. And, you were right. The flower did sort itself out in time.
And this wall won't. Come on. Let's go again. I doubt this attack will work, or the next one. But maybe we'll efentually make it.
They get back up to head back, leaving Gail to cringe every time they run up and get shot.
... Um... W... wait...
However, they're too far to hear her.
Mikoto and Inari run up to the wall, alternating blasts of light and dark flame. After building up some momentum, Inari leaps at the wall. Coated in heated flame, she melts through part of it before fusing some of the hydrogen around her into helium, replicating a star. With the energy of atomic fusion, she channels a torrent of star like plasma through the inside of the wall. All the wires, having much lower melting points, melt first and cause a cascade like effect to melt more wires, essentially giving all the machinery burning veins of fire, destroying it from within.
@Tazz2: It's fine. You can just say "You get shot back."
(Potential other stuff here, but I want to make sure I post this before Tazz.)
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (YERS!), Glyph of Mana lvl 6, Glyph of Life lvl 8, Glyph of Growth lvl 4
Got +7. +1 to Mythic, +1 to Pricey, +1 to Hezetor.
Project Earth: 50/50 I'm contributing this to fixing Earth. Heart.
Project Sun: 26/50 Initiate the thingy! Might.
Project Moon: 24/50 More mind melting than Cthulhu. Hopefully anyway. Mind.
Hopefully we can get this entity to sync up with a different project...
'Locked up?' You mean that you have already determined the nature of these things beforehand and are committed to them that strongly? I do not consider charges solidly defined until they are USED: Names are just names, and I have seen a charge labled...Uh, the scientific term for the irrational fear of the number 13, instead be a complete misdirection for Trickster/Grimdark stuff instead. Like, that's perfectly legal.
You fail noticing things forever and the Wall is already gone!
The Mysteryman: ================================================== 23/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Interface: ================================================== 22/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Campfire: =================================================== 10/50 (+1 from Cobalt)
(+50 from Tazz in reserve)
I +3 Cobalt.
The Scribe's goggles glint. "All this time, I've been limiting myself to the resevoirs of my underground lab. My past experiments and objects are the only resources I've drawn from. But look at Uncle Grandpa. He does any attack he wants, pulling it from thin air, and no one bats an eye. In fact, they're super effective. So you know what? Why don't I just do the same? After all, if the attacks of everyone else are any indication, I have the power." The Scribe walks up to Chara, the Angel of Genocide. He scrutinizes Chara's knives carefully. "Those are pretty sharp knives there, Chara. But have you ever considered putting them to the test against other knife wielders?"
Before Chara can even react, they are flung to another plane of existence. They are in a very dark room and can barely see anything. Suddenly, an announcer's voice rings out from all corners of the room. "LAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO CHOPPED (THE OTHER ONE)! I'M YOUR HOST, KNIFE MCKNIFE!" Floodlights turn on, shining across the entire room. Chara can now clearly see that they are in some kind of studio with a live audience made to resemble a kitchen. Chara is locked in a chair next to a few other people they don't recognize. They are apparently on some sort of game show. Chara doesn't quite know how to feel about this.
The announcer, a sentient knife, keeps on shouting. "LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR OUR LUUUUCKY CONTESTANTS! FIRST UP IS THE SPY FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2! HAILING FROM FRANCE, THIS MASKED MERCENARY HAS MANY DISGUISES! INCLUDING ONE FOR YOU??? MAYBE! JUST KEEP YOUR EYE OUT AND DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON HIM!" The Spy grins and lets out a few 'hon hon hons', showing where his true allegiance lies. "NEXT UP IS SOME RANDOM HOODED ASSASSIN FROM ITALY! I'M PRETTY SURE HE HAS KNIVES SOMEWHERE IN THAT COAT BUT I'M TOO SCARED TO CHECK! HAHAHA, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME." The figure in the white hood does not move. "THEN WE HAVE ISAAC'S MOTHER WHO LIVES IN A SMALL HOUSE ON A HILL! DON'T LET HER GROTESQUE FORM FOOL YOU, SHE'S PRETTY CRAZY! SAYS SHE HEARS THE VOICE OF GOD! I DON'T KNOW, WOULD YOU CALL A KNIFE GOD, FOLKS? I KNOW I WOULD!!" The overweight woman twists her mouth into a cruel grin, staring down everyone.
The announcer looks at Chara. "AND LASTLY, WE HAVEOILUGASF" Chara was getting sick of hearing his voice. A knife ought to shut him up. The announcer splits in two, bisected by the fury of Chara's knife. They allow a smile to grace their face. The audience, however, is shouting hysterically. They all take off their hoods to reveal that every single one of them is a knife. All the members of the audience yell a single word, over and over and over: "DISQUALIFIED! DISQUALIFIED! DISQUALIFIED!" The knives surge toward Chara. They try to slice through the crowd with their own weaponry, but any metal they throw is absorbed into the crowd's frame. The knives all rush towards Chara, surrounding them and melting into a liquid tomb. Chara tries to dodge, but the resulting attack is far too large.
Fortunately for Chara, it seems like the crowd wasn't going after Chara at all. They were going after their knives. The crowd passes through Chara unharmed, but they find that several of the knives in their Knife Clusters have been stolen. The crowd, now acting as a single hivemind, releases Chara from her locks. "FIGHT US TO PROVE YOUR WORTH. THIS IS CHOPPED: A BATTLE OF THE KNIVES." Chara grins, silencing the other contestants with a well-timed throw of one of their blades. The contestants fall to the floor, twitching in a heap. Chara leaps through the air, holding a fistful of knives as they stare down the crowd.
In a furious battle, the crowd of knives has fallen entirely, smashed into broken pieces. Chara stands on the mound of molten metal triumphantly. But just as victory is within their grasp, it is taken away. The knife shards fly into the air, forming a single cohesive fist. Chara prepares a shield of knives to block the attack and run, but the fist just smashes through the knives entirely, cracking them and adding to the fist's mass. Chara wonders what could be animating the knives, looking around the room. Then, at the top of the bleachers where the audience once was, she sees the Scribe, controlling the metal. Chara flings a single knife at the Scribe. He dodges, but his concentration is broken, and the illusion shatters. All the knives fall haphazardly around the Battlefield. Chara rushes to pick them up, but the Scribe lights them all on fire, dealing even more damage to Chara's Knife Clusters and rendering the plethora of sharp objects completely unusable as they disintegrate into ashes.
==Turn 1==
Level 3!
Ante Matter: 100,000/125,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Darkness: 14/50.
Charge #6: 7/50. (+5 from Tazz.)
PACT RETURNS: 50/50 from Tazz. Saved 1/3.
+3 to ninjatwist, because why not.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 15/16
Wand && Modular Upgrade == Modular Wand 8/8!
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 4/14
Module && Miniature Red Sun == ??? 1/???
==Action/RP==
Crystal staggers upright after respawning, shuddering for a second. “Okay. Not only was I just absorbed by a massive flower and then unceremoniously spat out again, I have also come closer to dying than ever in all my ten millennia and more of life, less if you don’t count backstory. No more selling souls to flowers. Make a note of that."
Mars rushes over, looking Crystal over for a second before responding. “You really gave your soul to that thing willingly? I hardly believed it, even after you did... whatever that was."
“Trust me, I regretted it soon after. First those coffins, then Chara, then the idea that those Coffins might... well, never mind that. Suffice to say, every last SOUL in there, me included, was explicitly okay with doing exactly what UserZero over there just did, which I’ll tell you right now is essentially the thing that ///let Tazz///caused her to/// do that."
The words separated from each other by slashes are somehow both heard at the same time, as though the words Crystal said there contained both meanings at once and the hearer’s mind, in making sense of that strangeness, overlapped them with each other. Mars ignores this. Clearly they have experience with Crystal.
“In any case, care to revive our old partnership? As you can see, there’s an enormous battle underway. It’s why I ///summoned you here///made you come here///made you canon///, after all."
Mars looks mildly disconcerted after that last conceptual split, but nods anyway. “Whatever you did, thanks. I can already feel the violence flowing into me, and I’ve been itching for a good battle for a while. This’ll be fun."
They ready their massive orichalcum direlance, which still glows with the effects of Immortal Blade Triumphant. Their hidden eyes rove over the battlefield, before settling on Sans. Crystal is silent, standing back. Mars shrugs, before rushing at the skeleton. Before they close to melee range, though, they pause. They draw what looks like an oversized orichalcum throwing knife from their armor, then—
>Cascade of Cutting Terror
—power seems to focus into it from their hand. They launch the throwing knife straight at Sans. Huh. I don’t see how that’d help—oh. Oh. It just split into about two hundred throwing knives, all but the original looking translucent, and all soaring in a cloud toward Sans. Yep. That might be a little harder to dodge.
==Entities==
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Module && Miniature Red Sun == Red Sun Module (Level 15: 1/16)
sans practically blinks out of existence as the knives are just about to hit him, appearing a few meters away from the storm.
For whatever reason his attack is delayed, by which I mean he does not act, but his tally is 63 attacks, which will go into effect NEXT turn. I would wholly suggest getting his dodge down further.
The movie begins, and everything stops. Nothing happens in the EoTB. Even UserZero herself is delayed despite knowing about what's in the Tape.
...
"Hello, is this thing on? Yeah, I guess so." The voice is clearly that of UserZero's...Implausibly so. You see video, and UserZero in it inexplicably looks like a human version of her Avatar, down to the bloodstains. You suspect-and I can confirm-that this is an effect of the Veil, to obfuscate her true self while being obvious about who that is. In any case, you get a bad sense of the room behind her; you see a wall, posters, and a bed but can't pick out any details. All you see is UserZero, who looks mildly irritated, sitting upright.
"So, the lord chicken has basically gone on a rampant campaign of internet warfare against me, hacking as much as he can get. I've had to dig into programming to learn how to stop him and...Eh, it's coming easy for me but this is starting to get absurd. He's taunting identity theft in front of my face-of course, steal the identity you WANT rather than the one you got! Hah! But seriously this ends tomorrow. I am going to gorilla him up. Also, I will record all of this on VCR from here-on as while it's outdated, chicken can't hack that." Uzi says. "Another meeting in seven days...Ugh. Those guys are obnoxious at best. I can get why he wouldn't tolerate them, if it wasn't for-
The scene cuts. It appears UserZero has edited some of this in advance. The room is darker. UserZero is smiling happily, clearly gleeful about something.
"Oh my gosh this was the best day ever! Tuba boy-that's what I'm calling chicken now-oh dear me, tuba boy got destroyed! He was crying at the end of that! He got his lesson learned hard! Best part is the firewall was easier to install than I thought, and I kept him at bay, but the PHYSICAL stuff, THAT'S what took the cake! I can't even believe what I did with that tuba! I don't even know! No-one even stopped me! No-one called me off or anything, they were just all standing there! It was the stuff of dreams! He'll have nightmares forever! He ran from the brass band! Tuba Boy, forever! Ahhhahahahahah!...Plus, got his wallet. That'll teach him to try to ID theft me. Worthless trash."
She lazily hanged his wallet (which had a censored ID) in front of the camera. You hear the real UserZero snickering and Richard holding back tears. She is fondly remembering the worst day of his life. Meanwhile, the UserZero on-tape hears thumping from downstairs.
"Uh, wuzzat-oh come on, augh, why can't the day STAY perf-
The scene cuts. UserZero is looking neutral, and the day is bright.
"So, uh, my friend, who isn't sure about being my friend anymore, is saying that what I did wasn't possible? There wasn't enough space in that tuba to shove tuba boy in? Did he, like, hammerspace himself?...Wait, did, I, like, hammerspace him? That is...I don't know what to think of that. Point is I did it and there's no takebacks for that! Not like I would. Worth it. In any case, tuba boy is going on about Minecraft now, only kind of heard of it at this point, something about a doctor...Bluh. Might as well check that out. Tuba boy is only good for knowing if games are actually good. Seems too good after all of that...Still ran from the Brass band, though, hehehe!"
The scene cuts. It is late at night, you suppose. UserZero's eyes are redder than usual. "Oh good grief this is actually pretty amazing. Why did no-one think of this before!...My head's still kind of itchy on the whole 'hammerspace tuba' thing but who cares? I can build a giant tuba out of gold! and I did! Spent all day doing it and it feels good to make monuments to his grief! I feel kind of funny, must be the late hours.". Suddenly, more thumping from below. UserZero turns her head towards the source, angry. "Oh can they not do this at freaking 2 in the morning?! Only reason I'm on so late..." She turns towards the computer. "...Wuzzat?"
The scene cuts. It is in the afternoon again, judging by the light. UserZero's eyes are even redder than before, and she looks near-obsessed. "So I don't even know why now but I've been thinking hard, it's haunting my dreams. Like, I didn't even care at the time but the whole hammerspace tuba thing is totally getting into my head, like this wasp nest, won't go away ever. I keep thinking of Minecraft too. Don't get the relationship. I'm babbling in my sleep and I'm falling asleep in class. I think I'm going mildly insane. I got a video of the whole awesome affair with Tuba boy at his best, and i'm looking at it and that looks impossible like why didn't I notice that, how does that work? Physics, what's up? What's up, physics, are you there dog? No, took a break? OK, thanks, but seriously what is this even."
The scene cuts. UserZero is on her bed, groaning. "Uuuuuuuuuugh my head hurts from thinking about all of this but it won't go away ever like what is this even. The tuba, the blocks, the hammerspacing, i swear to all that I hold dear this tree keeps popping in and out of view, i feel fuzzy, i feel weird, i feel strong and weak all at once, can't concentrate, can't sleep, what is this even.
The scene cuts. UserZero is back at the screen, looking healthier. "OK, whatever that was earlier, that was unhealthy, and I tried really hard and I think I surpressed my madness. It's only coming up in my dreams now but it is inessccant. BUt I keep thinking something else now, kind of something weird, I guess. OK, so, you see-"-the scene cuts. UserZero snorts a bit. "-Tells me about these 'other places' but never really defines them and keeps telling me his special stuff is because of those 'other places,' and don't get me started on what's in the basement. I think tuba boy would reconsider his life choices if he knew THAT was in the basement. but seriously I don't get it. I've seen one of his buddies before and it looked like-no, no, no, it WAS-someone in a comic book, like, this was actually the-"-the scene cuts again. UserZero snorts. "-And I'm sitting here, like, what? that's impossible. Seriously impossible on multiple levels. That can't be right. And I don't really look at what they do but what they DO isn't right, and I keep thinking about the tuba thing whenever it happens. And I keep thinking about Minecraft whenever it happens, I've stopped playing because something was wrong with that tree and I'm getting weird urges to play it, like, I knwo better, Video games aren't addictive like this, but I feel something ELSE when playing this game, I don't get it but it's weird and I like it but I don't, it's creeping me out a little, but I want to figure out what's in the tree, but I never get anywhere in it assuming it doesn't vanish into nothing. I don't get it."
The scene cuts. UserZero is back to looking obsessed again, it's the middle of the night again, and she is also angry. Very angry. "OK, so, new developments! Tuba boy was acting super-smug to me today for no real reason, or so I think. I didn't bother asking why, usual stupidity but worse, I thought. Back to playing the game, after I thought all the crazy was out of my head, and guess what? SomeONE broke the tuba into bits, left gold blocks floating in midair as some kind of joke, and Richard's going on about being this guy's son or something? "Descendant of Psi," like who is Psi? It feels like I should know him but I don't, I think they talked about him once, something bad. But, like, how did he leave signs in a singleplayer game?! More hacking crud I have to deal with now, isn't it? But tuba boy can't-like that's not even possible! he'd have to code in-No! Not possible! How did he do that?! Ugh, and there's that tree again! Stupid thing's taunting me!"
UserZero starts breathing a little heavily. "OK, wait, wait, I feel something going on up there, in my head, SOMETHING. It's like it's trying to just-OK! Richard did something impossible, somehow got into my game and gorilla'd it up well and good! I did something impossible, shoving him into the tuba! That tree keeps popping up whenever I have the weird thoughts and vanishes when I start believing that their silly like a dumb creepypasta! I can't stop thinking about all of this stuff! And there's this other thing I'm thinking about too-I mean, I guess, given that guy's from a comic, they're doing impossible stuff too, right? And, if he's 'fictional,' like-oh, oh, oh, if he's fictional and he's doing impossible fictional stuff, and my game character is doing physically impossible stuff and is fictional, then, well, that thing could be real, right? or, am I, uh, fake? No that doesn't make sense, but, he's gotta be real, right? Right?! I'm not going completely bonkers, if someone from a comic is walking around doing creepy stuff in my house because he's a 'friend' or something than THAT dork-"-UserZero pounds the table. A crack forms. She does not notice. There is a golden haze faintly surrounding her now. "-on the computer can certainly exist despite doing things that can only happen in video games! And whenever I think about any of this, tree pops up! Like, honeslty!? gorilla the tree- UserZero pounds the desk again. More cracks form. The haze intensifies. UserZero doesn't notice. "-gorilla the tuba-" Pound, crack. The haze intensifies. "-gorilla this game-" Pound. You notice the cracks have completely overtaken the table. The golden aura is intense, the stuff you'd expect of a Godmodder of her station, one she doesn't notice."-and gorillaing gorilla, gorilla that smug gorillaing RICHARD!!
She smashes her head into the desk. The desk smashes in two. The computer and camera and recording all fall down, getting a bit glitchy. It does so to reveal UserZero's head having slammed itself into the floor, breaking the floor.
UserZero, after a second, pushes herself up off the floor. The imapct made her head bloody. She looks like she is having the time of her life. She pushes herself off the ground and looks at her hands, blazing goldenrod.
"...Whoaaaa...Now...Now this...This, I can get behind!!!...Awesooooomeeeeee!!!"
The scene cuts. UserZero is looking at the screen, desk repaired like nothing happened, hand gloved with the two gloves you recognize too well, same time of day. She is exhilarated. "...I don't know...No, I do know, but I still kind of don't know...I know how that happened, but I don't-it's hard to describe...But...Oh, yessss...I feel like...I feel like I can do anything! I get why-augh, I hate to admit it but I think I get how tuba boy did that! And how I did that! And, uh, don't know what's up with the tree yet but with what I got it won't take long to find out...New peeps are messaging me about 'godmodding' for some reason, gotta look at that..."
A bolt of inspiration strikes her. "Oh, right, him. Ugh, brb, gotta tell-"
The scene changes to a Golden Freddy jumpscare without warning. Prior experiences leave about half of you unaffected.
OH COME ON AM I REALLY THAT gorillaING WEAK NOW?
...More likely, Fredbear, that UserZero did not desire to have to resist your powerful screech capacity every time she wanted to review this.
In any case, the film ends. It finds itself in Revan's hands again, though it will no longer have any effect whatsoever. The stage is removed and everyone now feels silly for involving themselves in the throne wars. UserZero cracks her neck.
UserZero: ah...good times.
The Itinerary:
[ALL]: Restore Earth! (Great Effort!) (Star ready! Talist ready! One more player needed!)
[GS]: Defend sans! His DPS is insane and if Richard kills him, he'll rank up!
[AZ]: Destroy Chara's Suit of Knives! His extreme offensive potential will wipe the floor if not attended to immediately!
[AZ]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[AZ]: Defend Godmodder477!
[AZ]: Destory UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy sans before Richard can rank up!
[PZ]: Defend Chara's and his Suit of Knives! His Offensive potential is just what you need to turn this situation around!
[PZ]: Stop anyone from reaching Yggdasil!
[PZ]: Defend UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy Godmodder477!
ALL ENTITY ACTIONS DO NOT OCCUR DUE TO TAPE.
Terrain: Diner (+1s all entity charges per turn).
Weather: Blasted Sacred Hammer (Shoots lightning at 1-3 entities per turn)
[??? BOSS] Omega Flowey: 0/0 HP. Or Be Killed: I
[N] 2nd Gateway: "Indestructible." Control Panel busted! Giving +25% HP, Def and Atk to Joshua!
[N] The Nightmare: 2/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 24,500). Radiation: II Nightmare Crystal: 1.
[N] The Innocent One: 80,000/80,000 HP. Banishment: III
[GS] Dark Dreamy Bowser: 33,400/90,000 HP (Multiplier: .75; 1.50 when Right arm is down). Left Arm: 13,500/13,500 HP. Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead) Entity Grab: II Right Arm: 17,800/17,800 HP. Guards Dark Bowser's weakpoints! Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead!). Triple action altogether-shorten it by removing his limbs! Shy Guy Airtub Summoning: IIIII Dreamy Minion Horde Summoning: IIIIIIII Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Action: Activate both summons!
[GS-PL] TheMinMaxnificent18STR: 1/20 HP. Real Man: III
[GS] The Avenger: 115,000/200,000 HP. Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: II Alien Clone Drop: III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III PAUSED, NOT SHOT DOWN.
Specialists: 7/10 HP x2. Passive healing.
[GS] Stardust Monolith: 27,000/50,000 HP. Stardust Sentinel: III
[AZ] Ultra Greed: 7,500/150,000 HP. 72% Integrity! At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, gets 2 attacks. Bank: 24/150 Pennies. Purchases: Bling Cleansing, Bling Volcano. Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Keepers: 7,500/7,500 HP x4. Greed Gapers: 1,000/1,000 x 20. Red: Double Action!
[AZ] Leictreon: 4/4 HP. 120% Position Uncertainty, 830% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 3/5 (GS-GS-NU) Primed Matter: 1/5 (PZ'). Star: I (Separated from Battlefield)
[AZ] The Nuclear Throne: 0/200,000 HP. Resignation: I
[AZ] &mpersand: 19,500/194,000 HP. INVULNERABLE THIS TURN. Can mimic entities. Mimicing: N/A. Struggle Count: 0. Good Memory: III Bad Memory: III Merge: IIIII Entering Sandfall form!
[AZ] Captain Falcon: 235,000/275,000 HP. Upon death, Star is pulled from the [DATA EXPUNGED]QUEST. Show Me Ya Moves: IIIII Come On! Yes!: III FALCON PUNCH!: IIIIIIII
[AZ] Leona: 78,000/170,000 HP. Sun is out! Changes between Sun and Moon every turn. Shield of Daybreak: II Eclipse: IIII Solar Flare: IIIIIII
[AZ] Mr. Stun Guy: 128,000/220,000 HP. 20% chance of stun per attack. Cape Obtained! Let's Stun Em: IIIIII Action: Stun Roll on Kardinal Kazoomeister and the Hulk! Cursed: II
[AZ] NSM Radar Overseer X: Armor Plating: 120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the NSM Radar Overseer X! Diarrhea Death Ray: III. EAS Tones Cannon: IIII. Micro-Orbital ROFL Laser: IIIIIIII.
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20 HP. 3 Armor. Hyper-Evasive (50%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII). Action: Copy Zarod to replace Occasional Agony Stacks because Hezetor's luck with them sucks!
[AZ] Talist: 25/25 HP +1 Regen per turn.. Mood: N/A (2/3 Mind.).
[AZ] crystalcat: 20/20 HP. +1 Armor from Guardmail
[AZ] Toast: 20/20 HP. Currently Red.
[AZ] The Golem: 20/20 HP. +1 Armor from Temmie Armor.
[PZ] Joshua: 19/19 HP. Lives: 1. Element: Oblivion. Automatically avoids sans attacks due to salt. Mystery Charge: IIIII
[PZ] Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr: 18/35 PhDs. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999/999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 HP. Peppershaker: II Forbidden Factoids: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[PZ] RSM Information Robot X: Armor Plating: 120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the RSM Information Robot X! Highway Storm: III. Highway Cascade: IIII. Information Ray: IIIIIIII.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 20/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ-a] ConsumerOfAll: 20/20 HP. Has Alpha (5) Armor.
[PZ-BOSS][-GATEKEEPER-] Chara, the Angel of Genocide: 9,999/9,999 HP. Attacks: 2. Knife Cluster Spawns: 6 (+1 per turn).
Shield of Murderous Intent: 0/150,000 HP. Can be penetrated, but failure to do so incurs counterattack!
Suit of Knives: 27,000/444,000 HP.
Knife Clusters: 9,000/10,000 HP x10; 2,760 HP x1; Burn: I Fortified: I
[AZ-g] Godmodder477: 24/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 110/150 HP. Huntdown: IIIII
[GS-G] sans: 1/5 HP. Aggravatingly Evasive (100%). Current Target: PZ+AZ Current Pattern: Gastersplosion. 50% chance to dodge, but all hits generate Gasterblasters. Gasterblasters: 3/3 HP x28. Has a shield to block one attack, guarenteed.
A shadowy silhouette appears next to the Outer God.
You call yourself a God? You have the dare to call yourself an omnipotent creator?! Look at yourself. You don't have a face...
Outer God's „face“ vibrates, fading from existence.
... a shape...
His body starts fading too. The voice gets more distorted and demonic.
... or a name!
As the figure finished the sentence, the Outer God's form jumps back into existence so quick it almost fell.
I created the Moon. I summoned every terror that crosses the surface at night. I created a dimension, and in it three Dark Lords. I am trully Omnipresent, Omnipotent and Immortal. I am the darkness that resides in the Void. I am the Goddess that feeds on sanity. I am Nocturna the Shadow!
Suddenly, spears made of true darkness appeared everywhere around the Outer God. Well, not just normal darkness. This was the new definition of „dark“. It was dark, darker yet darker. It was feeding off light itself, sucking it and plunging it out of existence. And not just spears. Scythes, maces, swords, knives, pikes, halberds, axes, double-bladed versions of all those, giant three-bladed stars...
They all speed towards him.
Nyarlathotep chuckles softly waving his hand causing the weapons to clatter to the ground, drained of their property of darkness. The weapons then are levitated and arranged around Nyarly's Throne creating a backdrop to it.
I am Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos, the Faceless God with a thousand Masks. I am what I am.
May I suggest not attempting, of all things, to fight me? I mean, I enjoy a bit of despair and suffering myself but I don't go around shouting from the rooftops about it. And besides, even if you are omnipotent, why of all things would you just toss some weapons at me? I mean the attempting to write me out of reality was rather cute but ultimately frivolous.
Nyarlathotep glances at Revan, who is looking at the pathetic attempt at a throne with a mild depression.
I suggest perhaps forgoing the furniture design career. But do not fear. It can have a use.
A dark portal quickly envelops the pathetic throne, Nyarly waves his hand over to Chara's location. The throne drops upon the Angel of Genocide with an almost comically sudden thud. An Eternal Arm rises up and grinds the throne into Chara with a zeal sending the Suit of Knives all over. It then lifts the throne up and bats Chara aside with it before retreating back into its portal
Nyarlathotep palms the Shining Trapezohedron, playing with it an amusement.
Charges
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 42/50
Deal with an Outer God : 43/50
Heheheh 3/50
Assists
+1 to Ninjatwist, +2 Tailist
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter = Grimdarkimitter 3/11
Ire, I'm disappointed in you, you didn't participate in the throne wars. Also, I noticed the white text in your post ire. I'm just too lazy to decipher random crap.
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser = Whatever complicated name tazz is going to give it 3/16
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 9/16
Greater Orb of Earth 9/11
9/20 for a space station
9/50 for an open deal?
27/50 for Initiation
+3 to ninjatwist
The Elemental floats over to the Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. and begins to construct a large assortment of rocks, and then brings it all crashing back down, reconstructing it, then bringing it all crashing back down, simultaneously giving him a very succinct lesson on geology AND teaching him a lot about architecture.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
61
Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
==Turn 1==
Level 3
Ante Matter: 100,000/125,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Darkness: 15/50.
Charge #6: 8/50. PACT RETURNS Evidence Decorruption: 50/50! Waiting on other players...
+3 to ninjatwist, because why not.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 16/16!
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 5/14
Module && Miniature Red Sun == Red Sun Module 2/16
Boots && True Essence of Speed == Boots of Surpassing Movement 1/???
Orb of Perfection: This simple crystal orb contains within itself a massive fount of quintessence, also called aether, the fifth element of spirit and purity. Its surface is unmarred by even a single scratch, and it has a soft white glow. (Explanation of quintessence: The infusion of quintessence into something essentially purifies it into a higher or purer state, increasing its capabilities. Of course, purity can also be used offensively — imagine ‘purifying’ all the blood out of something.)
==Action/RP==
Crystal notices the hole in the wall, and grins after a second. “See, this is why I love having other people around. Mars, you hold down the fort here. I’m going to see what’s outside."
He begins walking toward the hole, then stops and turns around. “Oh, and by the way. If you didn’t get it already… By ‘hold down the fort’, I meant ‘tear the fort into little pieces’. And by ‘fort’, I mean ‘enemy’."
--Lotsa travel. Or maybe I just teleported. Fill it in yourself.--
Crystal is at the hole. Just before he steps outside, he calls back, “HEY! GODSLAYERS! I'M FEELING LIKE DECORRUPTING SOME EVIDENCE, ANYONE WANT TO JOIN ME?"
And then he steps through the wall.
"Hel- oh, wait, I have to patch myself into Minecraft chat first. Which will basically just amount to a flavorful chat format change. But, what the heck, it works."
Crystal reaches up and fiddles with something invisible above his head. In a burst of static, clearly not glitches but rather just the computer-flavored appearance of something, a player name blinks in above his head. But it's blank.
"Hmm, shall I use crystalcat or universallyCognizant? Better keep things simple and just use Crystal."
The name settles into ‘Crystal’.
Crystal: Hello? Anyone around?
MEANWHILE...
Mars looks at Sans, who dodged their seemingly undodgeable attack with such ease, and decides to go for a more up-close approach. They rush at Sans with their massive spear, and take a quick, calculated swing. Sans dodges. Another swing, the spear's blade streaming gold fire. Sans dodges. Mars takes out another throwing knife and performs the same bladestorm technique, hundreds of duplicates filling the air. Sans dodges every one. Mars now looks slightly angry, and focuses for a second. The aura of gold fire surrounding the spear's blade suddenly contracts to a thin white-gold aura around the blade, before a brilliant red-gold corona erupts around the entire weapon. Mars stabs forward, and the aura extends into a long blade, before whipping the spear in an arc. Sans effortlessly ducks under the white-gold blade of Essence. Mars focuses for a second, and the blade becomes two-pronged, before slicing again. Sans flashsteps out of the attack's range entirely. Mars now looks intensely angry, and begins raining a veritable storm of attacks on Sans, the blade's Essence aura extending into a myriad of prongs, spikes, and blades that leave essentially no openings in the wall of attacks.
OOC: A few notes - Fanta is currently on the PZ side, but she will change over to the Neutral alignment when she finally leaves CloudCuckooLand and realizes that UserZero is crazy... which will take a while.
Also, she will never actively kill anybody. Beat them within an inch of their life, maybe, but never actually kill.
Due to the general chaos around her, Fanta was unfortunately unable to hear a good portion of the recap given by a random voice in the area (which, for some reason, the teen associated with the color blue). The only thing she got out of it all was that there was something about godmodders fighting each other, a group of people are fighting both of them, and that attacking here is mainly in the form of charging and/or summoning people and things.
...Well then.
With this in mind, and a bit curious about how this summoning thing works, Fanta decided to try calling forth something random. Who knows: Maybe it'll be something she can use!
About time we found a new ally. I send a message to Tabbune.
EXOS: "Alright, right now we are in bad shape. Our best hope right now is Sans. If he stays on the field, he can reliably destroy the enemy teams in just a few rounds, but if Richard gets to him, we lose him AND Richard becomes 10 HP tougher. So, bodyguard him, protect him, stop attacks on him, do ANYTHING to keep him alive."
(OOC: Has the Cthulhu mythos been tapped into yet?)
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Okay, first off, yes, to some extent. Revan is currently using Nyarlathotep as his character, and there are a lot of expies and assorted horror terrors and similar things floating around, and Cthulhu has been summoned like, three times I think.
But most importantly. TAKE IT TO THE FORGE!!
((Typing in third person now because that's probably what I should have been doing.))
As he began to think about what other completely ridiculous thing to summon, Crazee Pi heard a voice.
???: Are you there?
Crazee Pi looked around for the source of this voice, but couldn't see where it was coming from.
CrazeePi: Uh, yes?
???: Sorry, I was talking to somebody else.
CrazeePi: Who?
???: Doesn't matter, they're not here anyway.
???: You never heard me.
CrazeePi: What do you mean? I just heard you.
No response...
After some time, Crazee Pi decides to summon K9 as an attack. K9 jumps harmlessly onto UserZero, before using his swap gun on Richard, putting both Richard and UserZero in an awkward position. Nine children appear from nowhere and prance around the two, singing "Richard and Uzi, sitting in a tree," before skipping off into a random forest where they are all killed somehow, causing their happy little souls to start traveling up towards a conveniently placed Orbital Happiness Cannon.
Meanwhile, the mouse that Crazee Pi summoned some time ago reappears, though it seems slightly different. It uses some sort of orb that shows UserZero an alternative universe where they and Richard are friends and eventually get married and have 12 children for some reason while saying really cheesy things about how much they love each other. While this goes on, the council of friendship has a meeting behind her, discussing the value of friendship, love, and cheesiness.
The happy little souls reach the conveniently placed Orbital Happiness Cannon after about two hours of UserZero being stuck, powering it. The conveniently placed Orbital Happiness Cannon spins, before firing a beam made of pure happiness, which has a 50% chance of either causing instant death to anybody even if they're a Godmodder, or making everyone it hits incredibly nice. The cannon fires at UserZero, but unfortunately completely misses and instead hits the forest the children went into. All the creatures of the random forest come out and decide to start hugging UserZero (and Richard, if he's still there).
One member of the council of friendship points out this mass-hugging, and assume that UserZero must be incredibly friendly in order to get all these hugs. They call the president of happiness, who decides to award UserZero a random trophy for friendship, but is unable to do so due to all the creatures giving her a hug, so he leaves it with the council of friendship for her to pick up later. He looks at everyone else in disgust due to their violent acts before leaving to play CoD.
This all deals damage to UserZero, somehow.
[STATS AND STUFF]
[CHARGES]
4/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT
Well apparently it counts as a crossover even if the thing they claim it is being crossed over with doesn't exist. Wouldn't that mean that if that thread never gets made that the attack goes through retroactively? No, it would lead to a Schrodinger's Cat scenario where, until the result can be observed, the attack is both successful and not successful.
Stop it, you are creating a Paradox!
Whatever. Look, I probably made this post's actions fail already, so I should just leave. Go find another overpowered entity to help you.
ROB is a loose cannon anyways. Now, where were we? Oh right, having an action fail by virtue of having a Schrodinger's Crossover in the middle of the post. Let's see if we can get an advantage out of it.
So a Schrodinger's attack/summon/whatever is both successful and not successful at the same time. Let's potentially summon an entity.
Schrodinger's Ultron: 20/20 HP, 3 armor.
Schrodinger's Ultron has some weird things going about him. First off, since whether or not he was successfully summoned is determined by whether or not the crossover happens, until the state of the crossover thread (i.e. whether it exists or not) is observed, the summon cannot be definitively ruled to have either failed or succeeded. This means that according to Quantum Mechanics, it is both summoned and not summoned at the same time. Thus, it can still be targeted as if it were summoned, but cannot be mind-controlled because it is also not summoned.
I also used the same confusion to lock the evil AI of Schrodinger's Ultron in an infinite loop of an existential crisis, letting EXOS take over (not that EXOS couldn't hack in anyways, due to having near-infinite resources). Until otherwise stated, EXOS assigns him to blocking attacks for Sans, focusing on those attacks that are designed to impair evasion at the cost of not doing actual damage (since many attackers use attacks that seem explicitly designed on hitting Sans with SOMETHING, when said something would deflect off Ultron's adamantium armor with no effect.
From off the battlefield, a figure is suddenly willed into creation. It seems visually similar to the Sleuth, but it seems... off, somehow. Maybe it'd be best to ignore it? A note is attached to the Prototype.
"ut: Wall's down. This... thing, while not only contributing to my research on the Sleuth (and AI creation), will help me enter the area safely. Don't touch it, please."
[AZ] Prototype 2
HP: 20,000
Abilities:
Scan the Area: Identifies the area, granting +1 to one of my charges. (or: heals a target for a bit.)
Helpful Construct: Summons a 5,000 HP Helpful Construct, which deals low damage to a target and body-blocks Prototype 2.
Passives:
Random Access: Randomly targets an allied unit every turn, and restores 2,000 HP to it.
Critical Error: Upon death...
=Action=
Not time for bad yet.
I decide to go and completely ignore the noise that is a giant chair falling down from orbit wait WHAT THE HE-
Out of nowhere, a giant chain impacts the Throne Contest area, legs downwards. Out of each leg, people begin pouring out; wooden individuals, some tall, some short; it's just that they're all constructs of wood. One of the members sticks out, wearing a pretty awesome crown. He must be the leader.
??: Investigate the area! Discover why there's such a high reading of chairs-
He looks around. Thrones are everywhere.
??: Oh. WELL THAT'S GREAT. SOMEBODY HELD AN UNAUTHORIZED THRONE CONTEST.
??: THEY DIDN'T EVEN MAKE GOOD CHAIRS. THEY'RE OKAY AT BEST.
??: Anyway, time for protocol.
??: Members 01 to 22, you go round up all those who took part in the contest!
??: Members 23 to 48, go set up the thrones for demolition if they don't show up.
??: Member 49! Get me a coffee!
??: These chairs make me sick.
The Chairian Legion has entered the field. Whatever it is, they aren't happy. Perhaps you should talk to them?
=Command=
Prototype 1 will use Helpful Construct, deploying a DRONE FRIEND YAY.
I control the Weapons Core of the AI Shell: Salvation, and use the Gravity Cannon on Joshua!
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The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 10/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 10/16
Psiionic energy && White Wand/White Gun = 1/? ???
ARF ARF ARF ARF
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Battlefury13: Time to remove this annoying Skeleton.
Battlefury13: Begone.
Battlefury13: Or die.
Battlefury13: Lets cut the threats, and get to the chase. We both know your response.
I get up off of my throne, leaving it to float. I levitate in san's vague direction.
And then, suddenly, dog.
Multiple dogs, with laser eyes, fly in sans direction. He, of course easily dodges the lasers, and kills the dogs.
The dog melt into dog residue with naught but a pathetic whimper. Then, they reform, larger than before. And alongside each dog is a new dog.
Sans, of course, quickly realizes that it would be suicidal to attack the dogs, and thus, tries to eliminate their matter from existance at all. But the dogs absorb whatever he tries to use to get this done. And then they absorb his gasterblasters. Before long, they lock onto sans, and in a moment to fast to dodge naturally, they fire Beams Of Dog.
They, too, leave stains of residue. From that residue, emerges more dogs, intent on killing sans, and with the power of gasterblasters. They fire more beams. Sans keeps trying to kill them, but they come back, stronger and more numberious each time. And attempting to bypass their powers via erasing them from existence merely results in them absorbing that power.
13 dogs appear around sans. As we all know, 13 is a bit of an unlucky number, and indeed, those dogs are unlucky. They promptly channel their unluck into sans. Sans attempts to kill them, but finds that they have stolen all of his luck. He watches as they easily dodge everything, while their luck-lowering attacks slam into him, easily ignoring his dodge, but not damaging him.
Then, multiple dogs form into a massive puppy. It chases sans, absorbing the nearby dinerscape into it's being, and firing Dog Beams from it's eyes, leaking posion gas from it's nose, and dog residue from the mouth. As it absorbs the landscape, it reveals a new abilty: Suddenly, a massive amounts of living forks, spoons, and knifes begin to chase sans down, constantly hunting, never stopping.
They all begin to glow red and multiply as they become increasingly determined to catch him. He runs across a bridge, into a strange land. Teir Three Gun Puppys open fire on him, scattering bullets everywhere. Meanwhile, the giant dog reemerges, and absorbs the land around them.
The dog undergoes a change, one of it's eyes and half of it's face becoming cybernetic. Then, the gun puppys, made immortal by Dog Residue, emerge, and open fire on sans. Some of them fire dog missiles, cute, fur-covered cylinders with dogfaces at the end. Some of them spew Dog Flames, leaving the land to burn in arf. Some of them fire bullets, massively accelerated by dog energy, constantly homing in on sans.
And, as he runs further and further, more and more dogs greet him. Some attack his soul, trying to tear it to pieces. Some attack his mind, filling it with dogs, and thoughts of why getting hit by the dogs would be good idea. Some are just plain annoying, tripping him constantly. Others chase him endlessly. Others try to maul him. Some distract him.
Either way, it does not matter.
The dog power within the giant puppy will mean it will keep absorbing.
His attacks.
The monsters.
The mobs.
The landscape itself.
It will forever regen, and never die.
Thus, the dog chases Sans forever, constantly regenerating, constantly growing stronger.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
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=Turn Two=
(40 / 40) Curiosity Over A Side of Salt and Morals -> HOLDING (2/3)
(1 / 20) Boost Ring
+3 Darkside
=Action=
Before all of Battlefury's dogs can reform from Sans's attacks, I grab a vacuum, suck up all of the dog residue, which proceeds to dump it into a high-powered furnace! Inside said furnace are temperatures nearing that of the sun, blenders, and gigantic crushy panels. The dogs are trapped in a never-ending cycle of pain, and torment. Since they regenerate, you know?
Suddenly, 13 dogs surround Sans! I run in, hit all of those into a nearby basketball net with a hammer, and once they fall through the hoop, they too, enter a vacuum. Once all the dogs are inside the furnace, I set up a device. Using the energies of some Saurite bars, some old scriptures from Lord Dome, and a roll of duct-tape, I create a device that harnesses the pain of others, and allows me to use it in a variety of ways.
Thanks to the INFINITE DOG PAIN POWER (don't hurt me PETA), I have near infinite fuel! I harness the pain into an energy manipulation device, and create several "Walls of Pain" around Sans. They hurt to touch, but won't kill him, thankfully. Using waves upon waves of the walls, I create a never-ending labyrinth around Sans, which will hopefully help constrict him so that Richard can finish him off.
Just so that I can also tire out Sans, I create several "Torture Constructs"; beings made of the pain energy, made only to torture others. While they're totally incapable of killing Sans, they sure will torture him if they get their hands on him. Thus, Sans is forced to run around the labyrinth, growing ever more tired as there's no proper escape.
Everyone is almost 100% certain that the labyrinth can only be breached by Richard.
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The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 11/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 11/16
Psiionic energy && White Wand/White Gun = 2/? ???
ARF ARF ARF ARF
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3X ATTACK ON SANS COMBO
Due to the infinite DOG PAIN POWER, PETA comes on the server with force!
Except, they are convinced that SANS is causing the dogs pain- They saw him murder them before! They promptly attempt to arrest him. Meanwhile, a lawsuit is filed against San's Dodge Meter, causing it to pay out in massive amounts for animal cruelty.
I then pull out a Rancho Relaxo MK2 for no reason at all, and promptly lie down on it.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Update is done! The tape has rolled! It's mostly stuff about UserZero and how she became what she is now...Though there's clearly holes.
In any case, next update...I'll be frank. This is finals week. Updating will be sporadic this week but we'll see about a Saturday start (and really hopefully finish), OK?
Before the Action: I sit on the floor waiting for something however the same fluffy pink creature came around with a pulsing large pink charge crystal
???: Heyy~! I got the special Charge Crystal~!
I take the crystal from that creature and I use it.
Echeladder+Antematter 50/50 Expended
I fell into a place where is Homestuck themed world known as the Land of Wings and Magic. I float around this place however I see the Royal Blue Quest Bed on top of the tower I wanted to ascent. I tried to reach the Quest Bed but some force is preventing me to reach it... I teleport to the guardian and I talk to him.
LOWAM Guardian: You will never climb to the Quest Bed unless if your Echematter is Level 15 and if you have the 50 Post Charge ready to be used.
The Guardian gave the cube of Antematter/Echeladder (Known as the Anteladder or the Echematter) and I gain the power of the Antematter and the Echeladder powers
[AZ] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP. (Estimated 80,000 HP from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)
After I hit Level 15, I will need to spend another 50 post charge by ascending into God Tier so I will get more power (I will try to ascend myself into my big thing)
I meet a Pesterchum jingle from someone that I want to hit up with.
Pesterchum Log
UnlimitedCutter [UC] began pestering GodlikeTerminus [GT]
UnlimitedCutter [UC] Have you enjoyed your Echeladder system?
GodlikeTerminus [GT] Yes I have finished ascending to Vulnerability form.
UnlimitedCutter [UC] Becoming Vulnerability is not an easy task so you will enjoy this however, good luck.
GodlikeTerminus [GT] Thanks and goodbye.
GodlikeTerminus [GT] has ceased pestering UnlimitedCutter [UC].
"Well that happened anyways, Back to the Battlefield so I would like to mess Chara up."
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [X] (That's Focused)
Attack: I look at the Suit of Knives before I do that, I wear the costume with the emblem of Wings in front of the Left Axe, Middle Sword and Right Spear so I get the new and full power.
I generate the Royal Blue-coloured Shurikens on the palm off my hands while I look at the Suit of Knives I enchant these shurikens with the golden glow with the sharpness rate up via my new power and I throw the powered shurikens at the Suit of Knives smashing the groups of knives that stuck on the Suit of Knives "Hmm... not bad at striking the Suit of Knives... I'll give it another try."
I also pull out the Royal Blue-coloured Bow with the high level magical power and I loaded a single arrow on the Bow, pulled it and I fire the 5 arrows from the single arrow at the Suit of Knives 5 times. I smirk on the suit of knives
I pull out the Azure Katana which can cut any knives with any durability and rush at the Suit of Knives and cut the massive line on the Suit of Knives that shatters the group of knives together.
"That's a Wonderful Idea of my new powers of course."
Slight RP: WIP
The only Market 3/50 (My Idea would be a bit overpowered so I have to use another 50 post Charge so that only AZ and N players could buy my potions and my alchemies.)
Echeladder+Antematter 50/50! +50 refunded from the Plusinator Crystal failure
[RESERVED UNTIL TALIST KNOWS WHAT WE ARE DOING]
Project Neo Squad is just for show about the Great Effort/Collab Charge but I will make another Charge which is a ChurgeAtk.
ChurgeAtk #1 1/50
Alchemy Creation:
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 13/16
Nectar oOo Plusinator Crystal OoO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar+ 2/10 (Just creating another one K?) Oh well... Scrapping this.
Essence of Sp00p && CD of Halloween Howls 1996 && Speaker that plays Spooky Scary Skeletons && Curved Sword Mold = Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher 1/16 (Yes it is Instant Level 15 Item that I want to make)
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
Mr. Stun Guy's Action: I throw the Stun Dice at RSM Information Robot X and Joshua however I noticed the Tape recording however well... Doing it to stop them from this
+1 to Hezetor, Toast and Talist.
Charge Bank: +1 from Toast +2 from Talist and Hezetor
It probably wasn't a good idea for me to post in first person. I'll probably redo my intro post.
From what I've heard it requires a 100 post charge. I could be wrong though.
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>DarkSide: Team up, and get in the action.
He blasts out from underground, with only a metallic cutlass in hand, and a desire for action.
"Ready for a challenge!"
Then he sees Chara.
"Tsk tsk tsk... knives. In a sword fight.
Either those are some seriously powerful knives, or you're a fool.
Looking at it, though... it definitely looks like the former."
He digs back into the ground, only to pop up behind Chara moments later.
"'Sup?"
He then cuts off a rather notable number of knives of Chara's suit, stabilizes them, and puts them away for future use.
((AKA I'm not in that creative of a mood atm, but might as well make myself useful))
OOC/RESPONSES
Eh...
...
Yeah, I actually think I'm gonna abandon the "Sway" mechanic for this game and just go full-on GS. Going lone wolf in this kinda game usually results in death and boredom anyway, as you've said. Someone mind telling me who the GS's are? Kinda forgot from the long-as-heck hiatus.
Also...
WRONG DAYBREAK!
I bet there are, like, SO MANY OTHER WEAPONS named this. So it's my fault that it wasn't clear on what I meant. See the recipe now to see what I ACTUALLY meant.STATS
DarkSide - Alignment: [GS]
CHARGES
Walled Up (3/20) [ENTITY]
Fortificationizing (3/50) [ENTITY]
RPG-ification (6/50) [UPGRADE + PLAYER VULNERABILITY] (+3 Ire, thank you very much, pal)
ALCHEMIES
Night's Edge && Fiery Greatsword && Oblivion Fuel Cell = Dark Inferno (Lv. 15, 3/16)
Sack || Moon Ash && Sun Ash && Eclipse Essence = Ashes to Timestamps (Lv. 14, 3/15)
Daybreak (Terraria) && North Pole(Terraria) && Well-used magic barometer = Frigid Sun (Lv. ?, 3/?) (Leeet's try this again)I guess you're thinking other stuff with this. *Cough*KidIcarusUprisingDaybreak*Cough*. So I can't blame you for the sudden over-leveling.
My bad for not clarifying. While Daybreak is known by you as the "One-use ultra OHKO laser cannon of DIE!!!", to me, it's the "Infernal Javelin of Burning DEATH!!!" After all, DarkSide doesn't hail from Minecraft, nor KI:U, nor the actual North Pole. *HERE'S THE ANSWER*. Also, it's where he got this "North Pole" from.
SUPPORT:
+3 Ire (Gotta return the favor, now don't I?)
Update continued from here.
13,000 damage to the Information Robot! Mr. Stun Guy will do as you say!
You somehow destroy the Phone! however, the dogs encounter a Firewall IMMEDIATELY, and much burn occurs. The .dog files are all obliterated. However, this does turn back the clock by two turns, giving Star 5.5 turns of-oh.
It looks like this was totally irrelevant.
The data was already corrupted, by the same source as Crushers data.
...
Welp.
I'll edit the Itinerary.
The Informer summoned! He'll do as you say!
The entire attack is nullified on the grounds of it being a Crossover!
...Seriously. I thought I already covered this, no Crossovers with other forum games!
Just in case this isn't a valid enough answer: You fail to summon Omega + Richard because everyone beats you to a pulp before you get the chance, letting UserZero get the victory by default. As a result, you also fail to summon every entity ever, leaving the Composite man. As this is a debate, UserZero manages to tactfully win a debate on rather sensitive topics that shouldn't really be listed here for the honest to goodness fear of unjustified hate.
You really have to learn that whitetext shows up in the light-blue quotes quite obviously.
Richard replaces himself with a Dummy at the last second!
UserZero had long rescinded your ban on talking, it was temporary! In any case, UserZero takes insults like a proper woman and keeps a stiff upper lip. She also fails to feel the burn because of her armor, which is enchanted to have Fire protection.
You respawn!
You respawn as well!
Chara's Suit of Knives (and to consumer's dismay, the Sheild of Murderous Intent), if it was not already gud, is almost certainly obliterated! In addition, the cage will nullify Chara's direct actions in the EoTB!...If the Suit of Knives is gone.
UserZero: ah, him.
UserZero: chara was the most interesting vessel i have ever laid my fingers on.
UserZero: i guess it can't really hurt to tell, actually...isn't gonna reveal much you probably didn't already suspect.
UserZero: i don't get what chara is, honestly. Some kind of aggregate of determination, possibly buttercups, murderous intent, and of course, in this case, me.
UserZero: of course, he was such as all playable characters are in any game, and didn't really deviate. contrary to popular belief, i do not resort to hacks in a game first.
UserZero: so i went through the game's normal mode. did that. you know how that ends.
UserZero: suddenly you realize flowey even being here was suicide from the start.
UserZero: and that was all well and good, but...well, you know me, don't you?
UserZero: unlike most, i could tell what was going on with chara, mostly...he was unlike anything i had seen up until then. an avatar that could be strong enough to do what a player on his/her lonesome couldn't.
UserZero: it's feasible that it could be a source of operation, actually, the ironic divergance and the implication of manipulating that as long as you have...well. not saying further on that.
UserZero: alas, all good things had to come to an end, right?
UserZero: and thus, in the halls of the mountain king, chara dared to rebel against me.
UserZero: there wasn't reason to destroy that world, but chara didn't care.
UserZero: couldn't let that go lying down, could i? nor could i let his potency go to waste either.
She pauses, as if debating if to tell you the rest. She will, of course.
UserZero tries to fight-you can tell she's ridiculously determiend to NOT get caught in a horrible situation-but the power of Omega Flowey finally manages it, restraining her. Unless Entity actions are prohibited this round (and as well all kind of know, they're going to be), UserZero will be 100% vulnerable to the best attack next round...but ONLY the best, and whoever manages will claim Flowey's spoil of war!
If for whatever reason no-one attacks, UserZero will be freed and will get to choose who gets it, and it will be a Pro-Zero.
While I gave you the switch-up on the respawn and Tonic posts, I'm not giving you entity orders. Not like Leona could do that anyways, Ultra Greed is STILL in Iron chef! (If only Omega Flowey used Metaphysical to get rid of that...)
Wow! 43,000 damage to the Avenger! (A reminder: It must be boarded to kill it, otherwise it just crashes down and Defend This House starts).
She'll do as you say!
sans declines.
Levels in Terraria and Levels in 0 do not carry over.
Diamond Sword && (Trickster Essence && Grimdark Essence) = Diversity (Level 10: 3/11?)
Bone Pickaxe && Chlorophyte Pickaxe && Molten Pickaxe && Nightmare Pickaxe && Pickaxe Axe && Broken Hero Sword = Terra Shatterer (Level 11: 1/12?)
FATAL && Duke Nukem Forever && Essence of Steam Greenlight = Gamer's Nightmare (Level 0: 1/1)
Gamer's Nightmare: A game so horrible and atrocious that no-one, and I mean no-one, is a fan. Sadly, it is so bad that you cannot even make people play it via torture for some reason, rending it useless in combat. See, I told you it was atrocious!
Two more actions will be blockaded by Throne Wars!
SOMEHOW stopped by Throne Wars, as somehow Revan being too busy with making his own throne has stopped Nyarly from improving the OP Kings! SOMEHOW! I DON'T KNOW HOW! (I'm not letting you store that, spend it in 3 turns or lose it entirely. Yes, I consider that a form of storage.)
You call for the Tape Roll JUST before you lose yourself, though; this will entirely nullify the EoTB and instead replace it with the contents of the Tape! You hope that there's honestly something ON this tape and UserZero isn't doing the troll of the century.
AI Shell Salvation summoned! It'll do as you say, and the other two cores will likely sabotage you in a hilarious scene that everyone would be recording if Throne Wars weren't a thing.
Guess who was too busy making a Throne to do any of this superattack.
My update terminal shows that your NaCl levels are currently at Fiction-record highs.
tfw you realize the diner doubles charge speed and makes it 100% possible to use his 'waste your attack' special.
By the magic of balancing gameplay and fairness, Joshua somehow fails to listen to you anyways as you respawn!
what i totally didn't edit in that I to be a 1 as a cheeky binary reference what are you even talking about
In any case, 14,000 damage to Chara's Suit of Knives, if it's still a thing!
The Avenger is a ship, but 19,000 damage to the Avenger!
No-one can beat Hezetor in a Throne-off. He is simply the best there is.
You respawn! You can't increment charges/give assists/progress alchemies or stuff like that when respawning, so...Yeah.
'Locked up?' You mean that you have already determined the nature of these things beforehand and are committed to them that strongly? I do not consider charges solidly defined until they are USED: Names are just names, and I have seen a charge labled...Uh, the scientific term for the irrational fear of the number 13, instead be a complete misdirection for Trickster/Grimdark stuff instead. Like, that's perfectly legal.
You fail noticing things forever and the Wall is already gone!
Hezetor's inability to be bested in a Throne-off prevents this from working!
Indeed. Perhaps it is high time you physically started attacking things?
People who will fail to notice this now: 0.
sans is staring intensely...
37,000 damage to the Knife Clusters!
Module && Miniature Red Sun == Red Sun Module (Level 15: 1/16)
sans practically blinks out of existence as the knives are just about to hit him, appearing a few meters away from the storm.
For whatever reason his attack is delayed, by which I mean he does not act, but his tally is 63 attacks, which will go into effect NEXT turn. I would wholly suggest getting his dodge down further.
The movie begins, and everything stops. Nothing happens in the EoTB. Even UserZero herself is delayed despite knowing about what's in the Tape.
The Itinerary:
Terrain: Diner (+1s all entity charges per turn).
Weather: Blasted Sacred Hammer (Shoots lightning at 1-3 entities per turn)
[??? BOSS] Omega Flowey: 0/0 HP. Or Be Killed: I
[N] 2nd Gateway: "Indestructible." Control Panel busted! Giving +25% HP, Def and Atk to Joshua!
[N] The Nightmare: 2/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 24,500). Radiation: II Nightmare Crystal: 1.
[N] The Innocent One: 80,000/80,000 HP. Banishment: III
[GS] Dark Dreamy Bowser: 33,400/90,000 HP (Multiplier: .75; 1.50 when Right arm is down). Left Arm: 13,500/13,500 HP. Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead) Entity Grab: II Right Arm: 17,800/17,800 HP. Guards Dark Bowser's weakpoints! Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead!). Triple action altogether-shorten it by removing his limbs! Shy Guy Airtub Summoning: IIIII Dreamy Minion Horde Summoning: IIIIIIII Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Action: Activate both summons!
[GS-PL] TheMinMaxnificent18STR: 1/20 HP. Real Man: III
[GS] The Avenger: 115,000/200,000 HP. Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: II Alien Clone Drop: III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III PAUSED, NOT SHOT DOWN.
Specialists: 7/10 HP x2. Passive healing.
[GS] Stardust Monolith: 27,000/50,000 HP. Stardust Sentinel: III
[GS] John: 12/15 HP. Current forme: Beast. 10% Minicrit Chance, 75% Minicrit Chain chance. Forms: Beast, Spellcaster.
[AZ] Ultra Greed: 7,500/150,000 HP. 72% Integrity! At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, gets 2 attacks. Bank: 24/150 Pennies. Purchases: Bling Cleansing, Bling Volcano. Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Keepers: 7,500/7,500 HP x4. Greed Gapers: 1,000/1,000 x 20. Red: Double Action!
[AZ] Leictreon: 4/4 HP. 120% Position Uncertainty, 830% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 3/5 (GS-GS-NU) Primed Matter: 1/5 (PZ'). Star: I (Separated from Battlefield)
[AZ] The Nuclear Throne: 0/200,000 HP. Resignation: I
[AZ] &mpersand: 19,500/194,000 HP. INVULNERABLE THIS TURN. Can mimic entities. Mimicing: N/A. Struggle Count: 0. Good Memory: III Bad Memory: III Merge: IIIII Entering Sandfall form!
[AZ] Captain Falcon: 235,000/275,000 HP. Upon death, Star is pulled from the [DATA EXPUNGED]QUEST. Show Me Ya Moves: IIIII Come On! Yes!: III FALCON PUNCH!: IIIIIIII
[AZ] Leona: 78,000/170,000 HP. Sun is out! Changes between Sun and Moon every turn. Shield of Daybreak: II Eclipse: IIII Solar Flare: IIIIIII
[AZ] Mr. Stun Guy: 128,000/220,000 HP. 20% chance of stun per attack. Cape Obtained! Let's Stun Em: IIIIII Action: Stun Roll on Kardinal Kazoomeister and the Hulk! Cursed: II
[AZ] NSM Radar Overseer X: Armor Plating: 120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the NSM Radar Overseer X! Diarrhea Death Ray: III. EAS Tones Cannon: IIII. Micro-Orbital ROFL Laser: IIIIIIII.
[AZ] Squirrel Sniper: 40,000/40,000 HP. Accurate, 10% dodge ignorance.
[AZ] AI-Shell Salvation. SELF DESTRUCT: IIIIIII
Mobility Core: 100,000 / 100,000 HP. Rocket Flight: III
Weaponry Core: 100,000 / 100,000 HP. Sniper Rifle Railgun: III
Defense Core: 100,000 / 100,100 HP. Repair Sequence: III
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20 HP. 3 Armor. Hyper-Evasive (50%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII). Action: Copy Zarod to replace Occasional Agony Stacks because Hezetor's luck with them sucks!
[AZ] Talist: 25/25 HP +1 Regen per turn.. Mood: N/A (2/3 Mind.).
[AZ] crystalcat: 20/20 HP. +1 Armor from Guardmail
[AZ] Toast: 20/20 HP. Currently Red.
[AZ] The Golem: 20/20 HP. +1 Armor from Temmie Armor.
[PZ] Joshua: 19/19 HP. Lives: 1. Element: Oblivion. Automatically avoids sans attacks due to salt. Mystery Charge: IIIII
[PZ] Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr: 18/35 PhDs. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999/999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 HP. Peppershaker: II Forbidden Factoids: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[PZ] RSM Information Robot X: Armor Plating: 120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the RSM Information Robot X! Highway Storm: III. Highway Cascade: IIII. Information Ray: IIIIIIII.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 20/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ-a] ConsumerOfAll: 20/20 HP. Has Alpha (5) Armor.
[PZ-BOSS][-GATEKEEPER-] Chara, the Angel of Genocide: 9,999/9,999 HP. Attacks: 2. Knife Cluster Spawns: 6 (+1 per turn).
Shield of Murderous Intent: 0/150,000 HP. Can be penetrated, but failure to do so incurs counterattack!
Suit of Knives: 27,000/444,000 HP.
Knife Clusters: 9,000/10,000 HP x10; 2,760 HP x1; Burn: I Fortified: I
[AZ-g] Godmodder477: 24/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 110/150 HP. Huntdown: IIIII
[GS-G] sans: 1/5 HP. Aggravatingly Evasive (100%). Current Target: PZ+AZ Current Pattern: Gastersplosion. 50% chance to dodge, but all hits generate Gasterblasters. Gasterblasters: 3/3 HP x28. Has a shield to block one attack, guarenteed.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 3830
Link to the Forge Thread! Please go here for any questions you need to ask, or any other possible nullpost-worthy item, to cut down on nullposts.
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: READY. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||] Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
[|||||||] Decayed Heart: RECHARGING. Owner: crystalcat [AZ]
[|||||||||| |||||||||| ||||||||||] Alchemical Symbol: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[|||||||] Weath Ray: READY. Owner: Battlefury13 [PZ]
[||||] Cutlery of the Cooking Gods: READY. Owner: Battlefury13 [PZ]
I keep working onto rebuilding the earth 30/50
I keep doing a level system based on rudisplorking 6/50
Initiation 7/50(+4 from crusher +1 from someone else)
alchemies
Cloack of love && Green blood gives ??? 1/??
WISE FROM YO GWAVES && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives NOPE BACK IN YO GWAVES 2/16
Dog?
infinity of love && infinity of perfection && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives Not a dog 1/??
I help proof of concept(three times)
Then I use T1 for casting divination spells to try to steal information about what are the bosses doing.
Nyarlathotep chuckles softly waving his hand causing the weapons to clatter to the ground, drained of their property of darkness. The weapons then are levitated and arranged around Nyarly's Throne creating a backdrop to it.
I am Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos, the Faceless God with a thousand Masks. I am what I am.
May I suggest not attempting, of all things, to fight me? I mean, I enjoy a bit of despair and suffering myself but I don't go around shouting from the rooftops about it. And besides, even if you are omnipotent, why of all things would you just toss some weapons at me? I mean the attempting to write me out of reality was rather cute but ultimately frivolous.
Nyarlathotep glances at Revan, who is looking at the pathetic attempt at a throne with a mild depression.
I suggest perhaps forgoing the furniture design career. But do not fear. It can have a use.
A dark portal quickly envelops the pathetic throne, Nyarly waves his hand over to Chara's location. The throne drops upon the Angel of Genocide with an almost comically sudden thud. An Eternal Arm rises up and grinds the throne into Chara with a zeal sending the Suit of Knives all over. It then lifts the throne up and bats Chara aside with it before retreating back into its portal
Nyarlathotep palms the Shining Trapezohedron, playing with it an amusement.
Charges
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 42/50
Deal with an Outer God : 43/50
Heheheh 3/50
Assists
+1 to Ninjatwist, +2 Tailist
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter = Grimdarkimitter 3/11
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
Ire, I'm disappointed in you, you didn't participate in the throne wars. Also, I noticed the white text in your post ire. I'm just too lazy to decipher random crap.
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser = Whatever complicated name tazz is going to give it 3/16
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 9/16
Greater Orb of Earth 9/11
9/20 for a space station
9/50 for an open deal?
27/50 for Initiation
+3 to ninjatwist
The Elemental floats over to the Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. and begins to construct a large assortment of rocks, and then brings it all crashing back down, reconstructing it, then bringing it all crashing back down, simultaneously giving him a very succinct lesson on geology AND teaching him a lot about architecture.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
==Turn 1==
Level 3
Ante Matter: 100,000/125,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Darkness: 15/50.
Charge #6: 8/50.
PACT RETURNSEvidence Decorruption: 50/50! Waiting on other players...+3 to ninjatwist, because why not.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 16/16!
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 5/14
Module && Miniature Red Sun == Red Sun Module 2/16
Boots && True Essence of Speed == Boots of Surpassing Movement 1/???
Orb of Perfection: This simple crystal orb contains within itself a massive fount of quintessence, also called aether, the fifth element of spirit and purity. Its surface is unmarred by even a single scratch, and it has a soft white glow. (Explanation of quintessence: The infusion of quintessence into something essentially purifies it into a higher or purer state, increasing its capabilities. Of course, purity can also be used offensively — imagine ‘purifying’ all the blood out of something.)
==Action/RP==
Crystal notices the hole in the wall, and grins after a second. “See, this is why I love having other people around. Mars, you hold down the fort here. I’m going to see what’s outside."
He begins walking toward the hole, then stops and turns around. “Oh, and by the way. If you didn’t get it already… By ‘hold down the fort’, I meant ‘tear the fort into little pieces’. And by ‘fort’, I mean ‘enemy’."
--Lotsa travel. Or maybe I just teleported. Fill it in yourself.--
Crystal is at the hole. Just before he steps outside, he calls back, “HEY! GODSLAYERS! I'M FEELING LIKE DECORRUPTING SOME EVIDENCE, ANYONE WANT TO JOIN ME?"
And then he steps through the wall.
"Hel- oh, wait, I have to patch myself into Minecraft chat first. Which will basically just amount to a flavorful chat format change. But, what the heck, it works."
Crystal reaches up and fiddles with something invisible above his head. In a burst of static, clearly not glitches but rather just the computer-flavored appearance of something, a player name blinks in above his head. But it's blank.
"Hmm, shall I use crystalcat or universallyCognizant? Better keep things simple and just use Crystal."
The name settles into ‘Crystal’.
Crystal: Hello? Anyone around?
MEANWHILE...
Mars looks at Sans, who dodged their seemingly undodgeable attack with such ease, and decides to go for a more up-close approach. They rush at Sans with their massive spear, and take a quick, calculated swing. Sans dodges. Another swing, the spear's blade streaming gold fire. Sans dodges. Mars takes out another throwing knife and performs the same bladestorm technique, hundreds of duplicates filling the air. Sans dodges every one. Mars now looks slightly angry, and focuses for a second. The aura of gold fire surrounding the spear's blade suddenly contracts to a thin white-gold aura around the blade, before a brilliant red-gold corona erupts around the entire weapon. Mars stabs forward, and the aura extends into a long blade, before whipping the spear in an arc. Sans effortlessly ducks under the white-gold blade of Essence. Mars focuses for a second, and the blade becomes two-pronged, before slicing again. Sans flashsteps out of the attack's range entirely. Mars now looks intensely angry, and begins raining a veritable storm of attacks on Sans, the blade's Essence aura extending into a myriad of prongs, spikes, and blades that leave essentially no openings in the wall of attacks.
==Entities==
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0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
OOC: A few notes - Fanta is currently on the PZ side, but she will change over to the Neutral alignment when she finally leaves CloudCuckooLand and realizes that UserZero is crazy... which will take a while.
Also, she will never actively kill anybody. Beat them within an inch of their life, maybe, but never actually kill.
End of OOC.
11/50 Command Bonus (+1 me)
37/50 {REDACTED} (+1 me)
28/50 Avatar Project (+1 me, +1 My Factory)
+3 Tabbune
Psi-Amp: SCP-155 chip || Shield Generator == Stasis (Level 9: 8/10)
Cube Drone Schematic && Shock Drone Schematic == Barrier Drone Schematic (6/6)
About time we found a new ally. I send a message to Tabbune.
EXOS: "Alright, right now we are in bad shape. Our best hope right now is Sans. If he stays on the field, he can reliably destroy the enemy teams in just a few rounds, but if Richard gets to him, we lose him AND Richard becomes 10 HP tougher. So, bodyguard him, protect him, stop attacks on him, do ANYTHING to keep him alive."
(OOC: Has the Cthulhu mythos been tapped into yet?)
/null
Mankind Redefined
/null
Okay, first off, yes, to some extent. Revan is currently using Nyarlathotep as his character, and there are a lot of expies and assorted horror terrors and similar things floating around, and Cthulhu has been summoned like, three times I think.
But most importantly.
TAKE IT TO THE FORGE!!
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I keep working onto rebuilding the earth 31/50
I keep doing a level system based on rudisplorking 7/50
Initiation 8/50
alchemies
Cloack of love && Green blood gives ??? 2/??
WISE FROM YO GWAVES && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives NOPE BACK IN YO GWAVES 3/16
infinity of love && infinity of perfection && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives Not a dog 2/??
I help proof of concept(three times)
Battlefield inaction:I stop to watch Chara until Chara position and velocity becomes uncertain and kill me.
???: Are you there?
Crazee Pi looked around for the source of this voice, but couldn't see where it was coming from.
CrazeePi: Uh, yes?
???: Sorry, I was talking to somebody else.
CrazeePi: Who?
???: Doesn't matter, they're not here anyway.
???: You never heard me.
CrazeePi: What do you mean? I just heard you.
After some time, Crazee Pi decides to summon K9 as an attack. K9 jumps harmlessly onto UserZero, before using his swap gun on Richard, putting both Richard and UserZero in an awkward position. Nine children appear from nowhere and prance around the two, singing "Richard and Uzi, sitting in a tree," before skipping off into a random forest where they are all killed somehow, causing their happy little souls to start traveling up towards a conveniently placed Orbital Happiness Cannon.
[STATS AND STUFF]
4/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT
2/40 ~ RNGesus
[ENTITIES]
None
12/50
Command BonusUltra-Decorrupter(+1 me)38/50 {REDACTED} (+1 me)
29/50 Avatar Project (+1 me)
+3 Tabbune
Psi-Amp: SCP-155 chip || Shield Generator == Stasis (Level 9: 8/10)
Cube Drone Schematic && Shock Drone Schematic == Barrier Drone Schematic (6/6)
Well apparently it counts as a crossover even if the thing they claim it is being crossed over with doesn't exist. Wouldn't that mean that if that thread never gets made that the attack goes through retroactively? No, it would lead to a Schrodinger's Cat scenario where, until the result can be observed, the attack is both successful and not successful.
Stop it, you are creating a Paradox!
Whatever. Look, I probably made this post's actions fail already, so I should just leave. Go find another overpowered entity to help you.
ROB is a loose cannon anyways. Now, where were we? Oh right, having an action fail by virtue of having a Schrodinger's Crossover in the middle of the post. Let's see if we can get an advantage out of it.
So a Schrodinger's attack/summon/whatever is both successful and not successful at the same time. Let's potentially summon an entity.
Schrodinger's Ultron: 20/20 HP, 3 armor.
Schrodinger's Ultron has some weird things going about him. First off, since whether or not he was successfully summoned is determined by whether or not the crossover happens, until the state of the crossover thread (i.e. whether it exists or not) is observed, the summon cannot be definitively ruled to have either failed or succeeded. This means that according to Quantum Mechanics, it is both summoned and not summoned at the same time. Thus, it can still be targeted as if it were summoned, but cannot be mind-controlled because it is also not summoned.
I also used the same confusion to lock the evil AI of Schrodinger's Ultron in an infinite loop of an existential crisis, letting EXOS take over (not that EXOS couldn't hack in anyways, due to having near-infinite resources). Until otherwise stated, EXOS assigns him to blocking attacks for Sans, focusing on those attacks that are designed to impair evasion at the cost of not doing actual damage (since many attackers use attacks that seem explicitly designed on hitting Sans with SOMETHING, when said something would deflect off Ultron's adamantium armor with no effect.
=Turn One=
(40 / 40) Curiosity Over A Side of Salt and Morals -> HOLDING... (2 / 3)
(20 / 20) Prototype #2 (+3 from Darkside) -> FINISHED! -> ACTIVATING...
+3 Darkside
=Summon=
From off the battlefield, a figure is suddenly willed into creation. It seems visually similar to the Sleuth, but it seems... off, somehow. Maybe it'd be best to ignore it? A note is attached to the Prototype.
"ut: Wall's down. This... thing, while not only contributing to my research on the Sleuth (and AI creation), will help me enter the area safely. Don't touch it, please."
[AZ] Prototype 2
HP: 20,000
Abilities:
Scan the Area: Identifies the area, granting +1 to one of my charges. (or: heals a target for a bit.)
Helpful Construct: Summons a 5,000 HP Helpful Construct, which deals low damage to a target and body-blocks Prototype 2.
Passives:
Random Access: Randomly targets an allied unit every turn, and restores 2,000 HP to it.
Critical Error: Upon death...
=Action=
Not time for bad yet.
I decide to go and completely ignore the noise that is a giant chair falling down from orbit wait WHAT THE HE-
Out of nowhere, a giant chain impacts the Throne Contest area, legs downwards. Out of each leg, people begin pouring out; wooden individuals, some tall, some short; it's just that they're all constructs of wood. One of the members sticks out, wearing a pretty awesome crown. He must be the leader.
??: Investigate the area! Discover why there's such a high reading of chairs-
He looks around. Thrones are everywhere.
??: Oh. WELL THAT'S GREAT. SOMEBODY HELD AN UNAUTHORIZED THRONE CONTEST.
??: THEY DIDN'T EVEN MAKE GOOD CHAIRS. THEY'RE OKAY AT BEST.
??: Anyway, time for protocol.
??: Members 01 to 22, you go round up all those who took part in the contest!
??: Members 23 to 48, go set up the thrones for demolition if they don't show up.
??: Member 49! Get me a coffee!
??: These chairs make me sick.
The Chairian Legion has entered the field. Whatever it is, they aren't happy. Perhaps you should talk to them?
=Command=
Prototype 1 will use Helpful Construct, deploying a DRONE FRIEND YAY.
I control the Weapons Core of the AI Shell: Salvation, and use the Gravity Cannon on Joshua!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
===== ooc =====
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The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 10/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 10/16
Psiionic energy && White Wand/White Gun = 1/? ???
ARF ARF ARF ARF
=====
Battlefury13: Time to remove this annoying Skeleton.
Battlefury13: Begone.
Battlefury13: Or die.
Battlefury13: Lets cut the threats, and get to the chase. We both know your response.
I get up off of my throne, leaving it to float. I levitate in san's vague direction.
And then, suddenly, dog.
Multiple dogs, with laser eyes, fly in sans direction. He, of course easily dodges the lasers, and kills the dogs.
The dog melt into dog residue with naught but a pathetic whimper. Then, they reform, larger than before. And alongside each dog is a new dog.
Sans, of course, quickly realizes that it would be suicidal to attack the dogs, and thus, tries to eliminate their matter from existance at all. But the dogs absorb whatever he tries to use to get this done. And then they absorb his gasterblasters. Before long, they lock onto sans, and in a moment to fast to dodge naturally, they fire Beams Of Dog.
They, too, leave stains of residue. From that residue, emerges more dogs, intent on killing sans, and with the power of gasterblasters. They fire more beams. Sans keeps trying to kill them, but they come back, stronger and more numberious each time. And attempting to bypass their powers via erasing them from existence merely results in them absorbing that power.
13 dogs appear around sans. As we all know, 13 is a bit of an unlucky number, and indeed, those dogs are unlucky. They promptly channel their unluck into sans. Sans attempts to kill them, but finds that they have stolen all of his luck. He watches as they easily dodge everything, while their luck-lowering attacks slam into him, easily ignoring his dodge, but not damaging him.
Then, multiple dogs form into a massive puppy. It chases sans, absorbing the nearby dinerscape into it's being, and firing Dog Beams from it's eyes, leaking posion gas from it's nose, and dog residue from the mouth. As it absorbs the landscape, it reveals a new abilty: Suddenly, a massive amounts of living forks, spoons, and knifes begin to chase sans down, constantly hunting, never stopping.
They all begin to glow red and multiply as they become increasingly determined to catch him. He runs across a bridge, into a strange land. Teir Three Gun Puppys open fire on him, scattering bullets everywhere. Meanwhile, the giant dog reemerges, and absorbs the land around them.
The dog undergoes a change, one of it's eyes and half of it's face becoming cybernetic. Then, the gun puppys, made immortal by Dog Residue, emerge, and open fire on sans. Some of them fire dog missiles, cute, fur-covered cylinders with dogfaces at the end. Some of them spew Dog Flames, leaving the land to burn in arf. Some of them fire bullets, massively accelerated by dog energy, constantly homing in on sans.
And, as he runs further and further, more and more dogs greet him. Some attack his soul, trying to tear it to pieces. Some attack his mind, filling it with dogs, and thoughts of why getting hit by the dogs would be good idea. Some are just plain annoying, tripping him constantly. Others chase him endlessly. Others try to maul him. Some distract him.
Either way, it does not matter.
The dog power within the giant puppy will mean it will keep absorbing.
His attacks.
The monsters.
The mobs.
The landscape itself.
It will forever regen, and never die.
Thus, the dog chases Sans forever, constantly regenerating, constantly growing stronger.
And, to this very second, it still goes on.
Chasing it's target forever.
Undying.
Indestructible.
Constantly growing.
Immortal.
===== to be crafted
The Hero's Sword && Villains Edge = Storylines Edge lv. 25
The Hero's sword && Undyne's Spear && Determination = Undying Lv. 25
====== semi-useful junk. =======
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
The Hero's Sword [10]
Temmie Helm [10]
Charges========
42/50 Dog. Death. Annihilation.
9/50 Boss Summon: BRINGER OF DEMISE )
1/50 Dog.
1+ to BRINGER OF DEMISE: TOPAZ
2+ to engie
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
=Turn Two=
(40 / 40) Curiosity Over A Side of Salt and Morals -> HOLDING (2/3)
(1 / 20) Boost Ring
+3 Darkside
=Action=
Before all of Battlefury's dogs can reform from Sans's attacks, I grab a vacuum, suck up all of the dog residue, which proceeds to dump it into a high-powered furnace! Inside said furnace are temperatures nearing that of the sun, blenders, and gigantic crushy panels. The dogs are trapped in a never-ending cycle of pain, and torment. Since they regenerate, you know?
Suddenly, 13 dogs surround Sans! I run in, hit all of those into a nearby basketball net with a hammer, and once they fall through the hoop, they too, enter a vacuum. Once all the dogs are inside the furnace, I set up a device. Using the energies of some Saurite bars, some old scriptures from Lord Dome, and a roll of duct-tape, I create a device that harnesses the pain of others, and allows me to use it in a variety of ways.
Thanks to the INFINITE DOG PAIN POWER (don't hurt me PETA), I have near infinite fuel! I harness the pain into an energy manipulation device, and create several "Walls of Pain" around Sans. They hurt to touch, but won't kill him, thankfully. Using waves upon waves of the walls, I create a never-ending labyrinth around Sans, which will hopefully help constrict him so that Richard can finish him off.
Just so that I can also tire out Sans, I create several "Torture Constructs"; beings made of the pain energy, made only to torture others. While they're totally incapable of killing Sans, they sure will torture him if they get their hands on him. Thus, Sans is forced to run around the labyrinth, growing ever more tired as there's no proper escape.
Everyone is almost 100% certain that the labyrinth can only be breached by Richard.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
===== ooc =====
===
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 11/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 11/16
Psiionic energy && White Wand/White Gun = 2/? ???
ARF ARF ARF ARF
=====
3X ATTACK ON SANS COMBO
Due to the infinite DOG PAIN POWER, PETA comes on the server with force!
Except, they are convinced that SANS is causing the dogs pain- They saw him murder them before! They promptly attempt to arrest him. Meanwhile, a lawsuit is filed against San's Dodge Meter, causing it to pay out in massive amounts for animal cruelty.
I then pull out a Rancho Relaxo MK2 for no reason at all, and promptly lie down on it.
===== to be crafted
The Hero's Sword && Villains Edge = Storylines Edge lv. 25
The Hero's sword && Undyne's Spear && Determination = Undying Lv. 25
====== semi-useful junk. =======
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8 bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10 Falls [9] Wright [7] Gambler's Gredideir [5] The Hero's Sword [10]
Charges========
42/50 Dog. Death. Annihilation.
9/50 Boss Summon: BRINGER OF DEMISE )
1/50 Dog.
1+ to BRINGER OF DEMISE: TOPAZ
2+ to engie
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Update is done! The tape has rolled! It's mostly stuff about UserZero and how she became what she is now...Though there's clearly holes.
In any case, next update...I'll be frank. This is finals week. Updating will be sporadic this week but we'll see about a Saturday start (and really hopefully finish), OK?
Before the Action: I sit on the floor waiting for something however the same fluffy pink creature came around with a pulsing large pink charge crystal
???: Heyy~! I got the special Charge Crystal~!
I take the crystal from that creature and I use it.
Echeladder+Antematter 50/50 Expended
I fell into a place where is Homestuck themed world known as the Land of Wings and Magic. I float around this place however I see the Royal Blue Quest Bed on top of the tower I wanted to ascent. I tried to reach the Quest Bed but some force is preventing me to reach it... I teleport to the guardian and I talk to him.
LOWAM Guardian: You will never climb to the Quest Bed unless if your Echematter is Level 15 and if you have the 50 Post Charge ready to be used.
The Guardian gave the cube of Antematter/Echeladder (Known as the Anteladder or the Echematter) and I gain the power of the Antematter and the Echeladder powers
[AZ] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP. (Estimated 80,000 HP from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)
Here is the Echeladder/Antematter Levels:
Level 1: 200,000 [None Changed]
Level 2: 225,000 [None Changed]
Level 3: 250,000 [None Changed]
Level 4: 300,000 [HS]
Level 5: 350,000 [HS]
Level 6: 400,000 [HS]
Level 7: 450,000 [BK]
Level 8: 500,000 [BK]
Level 9: 600,000 [BK]
Level 10: 700,000 [SB]
Level 11: 800,000 [SB]
Level 12: 1,000,000 [SB]
Level 13: 1,500,000 [JW] [HP/Regen]
Level 14: 2,000,000 [JW]
Level 15: 2,500,000 [H.R.] + 50 Post God Tier Ascension Unlocked
After I hit Level 15, I will need to spend another 50 post charge by ascending into God Tier so I will get more power (I will try to ascend myself into my big thing)
I meet a Pesterchum jingle from someone that I want to hit up with.
Pesterchum Log
UnlimitedCutter [UC] Have you enjoyed your Echeladder system?
GodlikeTerminus [GT] Yes I have finished ascending to Vulnerability form.
UnlimitedCutter [UC] Becoming Vulnerability is not an easy task so you will enjoy this however, good luck.
GodlikeTerminus [GT] Thanks and goodbye.
GodlikeTerminus [GT] has ceased pestering UnlimitedCutter [UC].
"Well that happened anyways, Back to the Battlefield so I would like to mess Chara up."
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [X] (That's Focused)
Attack: I look at the Suit of Knives before I do that, I wear the costume with the emblem of Wings in front of the Left Axe, Middle Sword and Right Spear so I get the new and full power.
I generate the Royal Blue-coloured Shurikens on the palm off my hands while I look at the Suit of Knives I enchant these shurikens with the golden glow with the sharpness rate up via my new power and I throw the powered shurikens at the Suit of Knives smashing the groups of knives that stuck on the Suit of Knives "Hmm... not bad at striking the Suit of Knives... I'll give it another try."
I also pull out the Royal Blue-coloured Bow with the high level magical power and I loaded a single arrow on the Bow, pulled it and I fire the 5 arrows from the single arrow at the Suit of Knives 5 times. I smirk on the suit of knives
I pull out the Azure Katana which can cut any knives with any durability and rush at the Suit of Knives and cut the massive line on the Suit of Knives that shatters the group of knives together.
"That's a Wonderful Idea of my new powers of course."
Slight RP: WIP
The only Market 3/50 (My Idea would be a bit overpowered so I have to use another 50 post Charge so that only AZ and N players could buy my potions and my alchemies.)
Echeladder+Antematter 50/50! +50 refunded from the Plusinator Crystal failure
[RESERVED UNTIL TALIST KNOWS WHAT WE ARE DOING]
Project Neo Squad is just for show about the Great Effort/Collab Charge but I will make another Charge which is a ChurgeAtk.
ChurgeAtk #1 1/50
Alchemy Creation:
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 13/16
Blood Red Paint && Diamonds && Blood Changing Device && Armor Maker Mould = Blood Diamond Armor 6/9
Nectar oOo Plusinator Crystal OoO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar+ 2/10 (Just creating another one K?)Oh well... Scrapping this.Essence of Sp00p && CD of Halloween Howls 1996 && Speaker that plays Spooky Scary Skeletons && Curved Sword Mold = Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher 1/16 (Yes it is Instant Level 15 Item that I want to make)
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
Mr. Stun Guy's Action: I throw the Stun Dice at RSM Information Robot X and Joshua however I noticed the Tape recording however well... Doing it to stop them from this
+1 to Hezetor, Toast and Talist.
Charge Bank: +1 from Toast +2 from Talist and Hezetor
Inventory Link: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/436320-the-forge-destroy-the-godmodder-discussion-thread?page=511#c10277
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.