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Ninja you got TONS of +assists, go back and find them you doofus.

Also, stay in the PM dude, we're still talking!

The following post may or may not be focused. If this line is still here, it probably is.

Levis Ignis AND energy condenser = Whatever complicated name tazz is going to give it 5/16

Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 11/16
Greater Orb of Earth 11/11
11/20 for a space station
11/50 for an open deal?
31/50 for Initiation

+3 to ninjatwist

((Disclaimer because these things aren't always as obvious to other people as they are to me: No, I'm not introducing another hideously OP character. This is the result of making a character to have backstory and relevance to character who IS hideously OP in such a way to let them interact with characters that aren't. The King of All Elements is a glorified weapons rack at this point and will stay that way until the Reboot, at which point he will be GM Property, so it won't matter anymore.))

As the wave of wines sweeps across the Battlefield, the OP King rises up into the air, if he had a face, his eyes would be alight with happiness, anticipation-

And greed.

'Sic her.

This simple command is all that the elemental needs, it dives into the corruption and vines, and vanishes. But then there's twisting, warping. The corruption and the vines begin to twist and grow.

They warp in on themselves.

That small, not quite significant amongst the sea of encroaching death patch of destruction grows smaller and smaller.

The OP King floats downwards, and shakes their head.

I had hoped to use this when it was actually needed...

The OP King pulls out a crystal shard. It glows with every color in all reality. This color pulses, and echoes with power.

But not just with power, with Power. Capitalized, power is being drawn in, the instant the OP King pulls out the crystal, all elemental energy of any kind begins to pulse and flow towards it, rhythmically, in tune and time with this mysterious shard that the OP King has procured. It echoes to every source of energy on the battlefield, and beyond it. It feels almost like this tiny little crystal has an innate link to the entire Multiverse.

But now will have to do.

And the OP King crushes the crystal in their fist, sprinkling the dust into the shrinking singularity below.

And then it explodes.

Every source of pure elemental energy flows into the singularity, and I don't just mean the 25 main elements that Piono used in his elemental alchemies. I mean all something whatever -illion planes of existence that are scattered around the Multiverse. Every speck and mite of elemental energy that is alone in an untainted form flows into this singularity.

Everything stops as Time suddenly slows to a crawl. Space twists in on itself and Movement stops as Momentum and Energy are sapped from everyone's Being. Even battlefury's Dog loses it's form and drains inwards. Nobody stops to do anything about this, because all Determination and Willpower have been sapped too. All Color is gone, a black and white Twilight has fallen across the battlefield, with the only sources of saturated color being the OP King, the singularity, and the border of Flowey's special, growing smaller and smaller as it encroaches on UserZero.

All eyes are focused on those three sources of light, sound and color. What else is there to do, nothing is, nothing will be, nothing can be in any of the other places, all is only in Potential. Oh wait, there goes that too. Basically everyone's stuck until the attack ends. The OP King laughs as the colors begin to shine outwards from the singularity. All colors. Not of the rainbow. The rainbow doesn't hold all colors, not by a long shot, Reality has many, many colors that mere Light and Dark cannot hope to show to anyone. These are the colors of existence.

These are the colors of the Elements.

The OP King switches their font down to something less obnoxious and begins monologuing.

I don't think many of you understand quite the scope of what's going on here.

This isn't a game anymore.

Oh, I know the last war had the whole theme of "Think about this, lives are in danger, wanna wanna it's all real."

That doesn't mean it wasn't still a game.

Up until the very end, very few of the Players were actually in danger, and even at the end it was still just a game.

You had just started playing for keeps.

Now? Now it's just a joke.

Jokes don't come with winners.

Everyone loses at the end of a joke.

With the rare exception of those truly phenomenal jokes that actually make people laugh,

Which I can assure you this is not one of them,

The one who told the joke just sits there, looking back and forth between the people he told it to, wondering "Do they hate me more or less now?"

And everyone who was told the joke stops to think, "Wow, I'm stupider now for having heard that."

Except, the consequences for losing in Reality are much worse.

And joke this big? Even worse than that.

Hold up, My friend's done with his transformation.

And the singularity explodes.

A massive figure, glorious beyond all compare, terrifying and awe-inspiring, if there were any unmixed Emotions left in any of you, everyone would either want to run away or bow down before this figure, as it is, everyone wants to do both.

The figure somehow embodies every element, despite being humanoid, you would think that Electric Blender, Tentacles, and Animal would all require a different figure, but whatever. Those are all thoughts that don't occur to you due to everyone temporarily being running on less Intellect and Sarcasm than usual.

This figure, right here, is the King of All Elements.

And yes, he is the exact same elemental that has been throwing about tiny rocks because he can't hold a form together without an elemental amplifier of some kind.

This figure is THE ruler of every elemental plane. The Element Lords all used to bow down to this being.

Used to.

Wanna know a secret? They can't anymore.

This joke is a black comedy sketch.

This little brawl you have going on here is radiating destructive energy like nobody's business.

And High Reality Warpers have been disappearing.

This guy right here was stronger than me BEFORE I was banished from reality.

Now? Well, I just used the last piece of him for, oh, well. I should probably stop talking so he can attack before he collapses again.

Take this as a warning Descendants.

You don't understand the scope of what's going on, or the ramifications of your actions.

It may all just be a joke, but...

Reality's ending, haven't you heard?

Might as well enjoy watching the world burn.

And with that, the OP King suddenly vanishes, cackling echoing throughout the Battlefield. Even with dampened emotions and thoughts, it still plays out as ominous in everyone's minds.

The King of All Elements turns. The encroaching wave of vines has almost reached Uzi, but is overtaken by the encroaching waves of drained elemental energy and grinds to a halt, all Plant, Corruption, Hatred and Determination drained from it.

And The King surges forward. Uzi looks up from the suddenly stopped wave of death to see a giant of avatar of... it most certainly isn't Destruction, as it holds Creation as well, Imagination, Oblivion, Preservation in equal measure. Also Cheeseburger and Ranch Dressing, but those are less important.

And suddenly the world goes black.

And white.

And everything else all at once.

UserZero is swept up in a maelstrom of the elements, she is cold and hot, crushed and stretched, torn and crushed, she feels the winds tear across her skin and the crushing weight of mountains. She feels the heat of the cores of stars and harsh coldness of farthest regions of the void. She feels the sharpness of angriest Words, and the dullness of Apathy, so many conflicting feelings and emotions, enough to tear apart a person, a world. A universe. She feels everything at once, tearing into her mind, soul and body all at once.

Now, I could describe each and every element in detail, but I sincerely hope that 'length' doesn't mean good attack. You get the idea already. And I've already spent way too much time on this, I have homework to do and I've wasted half the day on this post.

Suddenly everything goes quiet.

User Zero stands alone. It is dark, empty. Not a void, just sort of empty.

"Well hello there, who do we have here? UserZero is it?"

Uzi gets the feeling, somehow, that this man knows her name. Inexplicably, it shouldn't be possible, but the lilt of the words, the way he says them, he uses UserZero like you would a name for a child that has Chosen a name for itself thank you very much, and doesn't want to be called by it's old name anymore.

"But I'm afraid you're not supposed to be here,"

She turns around and sees...

A nondescript man. She tries to examine his features, but nondescript is all that comes to mind. He is wearing, well, nondescript clothes. But the words come to her mind. "This man is a joker."

"Hm, yes, indeed I am. But I'm not telling your joke, I'm telling a completely different one, before anyone gets offended."

Knives appear in his hands.

"And now, before the words on the screen spoil anything more, you'll have to say goodbye."

UserZero feels the knives punch through her chest. They don't feel quite right, like they don't settle in with reality. Distanced somehow. But she doesn't have time to ponder on that because then she's back to the crushing weight of being smashed into by The King of All Elements.

Who has by now shifted up the spectrum into the High Elements. Luck, Creation, Destruction, Oblivion. Reality. UserZero feels her very self being ripped apart at the most fundamental level. She would scream, but there is no pain. She can feel pieces of herself being slowly picked piece by agonizing piece from the timeline, recreated, then removed again, all for the purpose of dealing damage just bordering on the edge of the OP Scale without quite tipping it.

And then the Reality wave hits. Everything twists, warps, shifts sideways, UserZero loses track of everything, she is nothing, she has nothing, she knows nothing. This is the end.

Then there it's over.. The King of Elements rumbles, UserZero looks up, as color begins to leech back into the sky slowly. The King of All Elements is slowly shaking. UserZero gets up and begins to walk slowly away as The King of All Elements begins to melt.

And then The King explodes, launching Uzi face-first into the oncoming wall of vines with the massive wave of elemental energies even more violent, but less focused, than the attack itself was.

And suddenly everything lurches back. Uzi is being launched forward. Everything jerks again, she's being ground into the dirt by the vines. Another lurch, she's being overwhelmed by the massive explosion just after the King collapsed, another jerk, the vines again. The scene jerks, and Uzi stands in the middle of the circle of color, watching the onrushing vines as all the elements are drained out of everything, at the beginning of the attack, but something is slightly diff- Uzi is being smashed into the vines again. The world jerks once more, she's back in the center of the ring. Then the world jerks again, and she's partway through the explosion but also being run over by the vines all at once and finally she's back near the beginning of the attack, watching as the King of All Elements rushes towards her, but this time, the red silhouette of the OP King hovers in the air between the two of them, fist clenched in the air in front of him, massive arcs of red lightning crackling around them.

NO! That MAN! I need to see who that WAS!

Everything jerks again. Uzi feels everything rush forward through the attack, as if the entire post had happened all at once, then again, then in reverse, then... sideways somehow, as abstract and nonsensical as that sounds. It was an odd feeling to say the least. Finally, everything stabilizes. The OP King rises into the air higher, getting out of the way of the King, and Uzi attempts to ready herself. This time, she knows what's coming. This time, she can prepare herself for the onslaught of the elements.

The arms, tendrils and reach of the King of All Elements reach down towards Uzi, and once again, everything goes white. She is nothing, she feels nothing. All she knows is Pain. and Joy. and Agony. and Hatred. and Love. and... well, just about everything. But as stated above, feeling everything at once, including things like Air, Earth, Space, Time, Void, Light, Dark, Death, etc. is very bad for one's health.

Finally, after an Eternity, Uzi finds herself on her back in that strange dimension from before.

Hmm...

He must be here somewhere, this place would've collapsed without him.

Uzi gets up, readies her axe, and leaps through the air, barely managing to stifle a scream of rage.

And then suddenly an electric buzz fills the air, and she's surrounded by a field of red lightning. The OP King turns around.

Hi there.

Looks like the OP Scale is even less strict here than on the server.

And we're already in cinematic mode.

You won't get any power boosts from me beating the snot out of you.

Won't this be fun?

The OP King floats back a couple of feet, and suddenly, metal plates appear in the middle of the air, and collapse inwards, forming around the OP King's hands, forming a pair of powerful, dark, metal gauntlets with holes in the palms where red light shines outwards, as if focused, despite there being no lens of any kind to focus it. The OP King winds up and punches forwards with a grabbing motion, reaching into Uzi's soul, but launching her body backwards, without actually disconnecting the two. She feels the two parts of her being disconnected with a terrible tearing and twisting sensation that tortures all of her senses, and then the OP King whips backwards, pulling back on the body using black "strings" forming between the two, letting go, sending Uzi's soul flying back towards her as her body flies forwards. Her vision becomes less blurred as the two come together, but everything suddenly goes out of sync again and the entire world spins as the two hit each other with what feels to her like an earth-shattering crack.

You know something Uzi? This isn't a fight you can win.

I may not have the power to defeat you without Descendants helping me.

But you don't have the power to kill me.

At all. In any form.

Uzi realizes she's being held in the air, she attempts to move forward, but she's being held in place. She looks down, and she sees some sort of metallic contraption with a red glowing core. Suddenly, it pulses, and she flies downwards into it, and it crunches, then explodes, pulling her inward and pushing her outwards all at the same time, ripping her physical being apart, but at least this time only her physical form is under assault.

But you know that, don't you?

I mean, you've read the books I'm from.

Yes, you're very familiar with my source material.

You even recognized my signature before I arrived on the Battlefield last time around.

Uzi looks at the OP King, the strange, darkish metal has covered all the OP King, except for their "head", forming a sort of suit. A strange crown of spikes floats above it, spinning slowly, red lightning crackling above it. Glowing light courses up and down the body, sending power crackling through the air in a menacing manner.

The OP King picks up Uzi by the head, the palm of the metal plate letting loose energy that sears into Uzi's skull, cosmic forces that rip into the fabric of reality. There is a hole in the base of the reality, and it is currently tearing through Uzi's forehead. Uzi feels it slowly bore further and further in, tearing away at the base particles, boring deeper and deeper into her skull. She feel it tearing into her being, the deepest Void, Oblivion beyond Oblivion tearing into her in a concentrated beam of pure Nothing.

Listen to me, and listen to me well, HERA.

I haven't figured out just WHAT you're doing yet,

But I WILL stop it.

Even if this version of Richie is useless, and the other version is preoccupied.

You. Will. Die.

Uzi struggles, attempting to bring her axe up, she swings it through the OP King's form. It passes through. Almost completely eaten away. Like acid. Oh, so that's how the OP King was eating those grapes earlier. Dark flames flicker in the center of the OP King's 'head'. A smile forms. The first facial features anyone has seen.

Do you understand yet, girl?

Your powers protect you from being crushed like a bug...

And suddenly Uzi's joints freeze up, as the burning sensation in her skull reaches her brain, she feels everything being stretched out to its limit, as if everything will be pulled apart all at once.

But that just means I will have to be slower.

A little more methodical.

The OP King lifts Uzi up, and sort of sets her, pulling his hand back, and Uzi sees strings flowing from the OP King's hands as she just sort of hangs in the air, almost like a marionette. A massive, glowing sword grows outwards from the OP King's hands. The OP King grips it with both hands, and swings it around into Uzi's side, smashes it with a massive force, almost tearing her in half, and launching her at great speed.

Uzi slams into the ground, skids, rolls and bounces up into the air before being caught up in another massive apparatus, surrounded by massive red arcs of lightning, enormous lasers, guns, cannons, saws, all sorts of weaponry at the ready, she is held in place. She feels tendrils reach in, they begin to pull away at her essence, and pull away at her, holding her open, reaching into her, opening up her spirit to assault as much as her body.

The OP King's mechanical shell explodes outwards, then reforms in front of the OP King as they lift up into the air.

I mean, I've got time, haven't I? You've killed everyone else already, if you could kill me, you would.

So, what the heck.

I'll sit back, take my time.

Reality's ending. Haven't you heard.

The suit finishes walk up to Uzi, and grabs her by the throat.

Then she notices the man from before, he has a knife ready, he's taking aim for the red silhouette of the OP King.

Might as well enjoy watching the world burn.

He throws.

The weapons fire.

The knife flies.

The world goes white.

The knife is about to connect.

Pain.

And Uzi is lying face down in a crater. The OP King hovering over them.

That was fun.

Let's do it again sometime.

Uzi shakily climbs to her face and turns to watch as the OP King fades away.

That's when the King of All Elements explodes again, launches Uzi into Flowey's wall of thorns.

A massive mushroom cloud of color climbs up over the stratosphere, billowing outwards over the position where Uzi was. The area immediately around where she was getting the full brunt of a reality restoration in process. Yes you're getting your elements restored, but you're also in the way of everybody else getting THEIR elements restored, so have fun.

This means that Uzi was in the way of getting EVERYBODY'S elements restored, so I guess she got the worst of it.

Roughly half a second later (when Time has finally restored to everything, as, amusingly, it is one of the slowest to flow) everyone goes over to investigate. Uzi is lying face down in a very, very large crater. The Golden Aster is nowhere to be found though... It seems the OP King had no interest in the Spoil of War.

((Okay, as I stated in my post in the Forge, I think my attack deserves to actually win, but I still really like crystal's attack. I'm tossing him the Golden Aster. I mostly want to get my attack off for RP reasons anyways, so this way two people can get the most out of Or Be Killed. It's a win-win.))

Tazz, please don't kill me for null posting, especially as the nullpost monster should be coming this turn, but Francisco, please don't hijack my actions. I have better ways of killing people than grief+realitybending, anyway.

This is important enough to me that I felt like addressing it in the main thread.

/null

Amidst the raging fight and the war-torn battlefield, another player made themselves known-

"Jyanpu has joined the server"

Just a normal player, with not too much about them worth standing out, they scan the landscape, almost a bit fearful for their safety. They weren't even sure if their spawn would be around after they got to know this strange server. Was there any chance of getting out of this place? As it seemed, that was unlikely, after a few tries at logging out proved to be useless. "In that case... I might as well take a chance!"

Taking a dirt block from the floor, and reeling back, Jyanpu chucks it in UserZero's direction as hard as possible, the mass of dirt disappearing in the distance, only shown as a tiny speck. Definitely Anti-Zero In the meanwhile, something else was being prepared.

Something Worth Trying: 1/5

17/50 Command Bonus Ultra-Decorrupter(+1 me, +1 EXOS, +3 crystal)

39/50 {REDACTED} (+1 me)

30/50 Avatar Project (+1 me)

+3 Tabbune

Psi-Amp: SCP-155 chip || Shield Generator == Stasis (Level 9: 9/10)

So, they finally managed to hit sans for the kill. You would expect that I would go berserk in an attack that would get laughed off by Richard, but I have a nastier plan. Namely, an overkill attack.

Crusher48: EXOS, Code Olympus. Olympus has fallen.

EXOS: Understood. Dr. Phalanx, deploy immediately.

Phalanx: We may have some delays. I estimate a 50/50 chance of being able to run this attack before the end of the round.

Crusher48: Fine then, wait until next round. I have things to do right now.

Right now, it appears that Chara is pulling out the "nope" maneuver on everything thrown his way. I could try the Weath Ray (since it scatters the target across the universe instead of outright killing it), but I would just get the same result. So instead, I have to attack his DETERMINATION. I approach Chara.

Crusher48: You realize your whole job here is pointless, right?

Crusher48: You can only kill, at most, 2 entities per round. Entities spawn in at a rate greater than 2 per round, so your objective of destroying everything cannot be fulfilled.

Crusher48: Making matters worse, you don't even have a gate to guard. Normally you might be able to halt the advance of Richard, but since you were summoned early, you are unable to create a barrier to stop our advance.

Crusher48: So even if you can't die, we can just steamroll past and ignore you. YOU. ARE. WORTHLESS.

Next up, the Paradox Casino. Since it was summoned by UserZero, it is likely intended as a diversion. Though is does have a 1/10000 chance of universe destruction every turn, that is about as likely to happen as for the Secret of the Void to be brought back from the dead. But it is worth just a quick check to make sure it is not UserZero's secret weapon disguised as a random thing. And it also gives me a way to dispose of a threat. I send Schrodinger's Ultron into the Casino to investigate, forcefully if he fails to follow orders. This should get rid of him before bad things happen, and maybe weaken the Casino as well.

Post II

Whorp!

Y teleports to the murder scene, telekinetically forcing sans' dust into a small glass bottle which he then capchalouges.

He then equips a sem-nice-ish hat, a mere bootleg of the pleroma of headgear that is the Bowler Hat. The hat has the same wide brim as the Hat, but the 8 is in the wrong font and the white is a slightly off gray. Suddenly, the circle with the 8 opens up, and the nozzle of a cannon extends out of the seemingly extradimensional space within. The cannon is forged out of the sweetest Donut Steel, and adorned with radiant Amirite crystals, their color different for each observer. The cannon fires, propelling a large cannonball towards the Paradox Casino. 0n the cannonball, a large amount of words have been inscribed:

...ALL THE HENCHMANIACS WERE RECRUITED FR0M DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS 0THER FELINES THAN CATS ARE IMMUNE T0 THE RASH ILLNESS STEVEN'S B0NES ARE C0MP0SED OF R0SE QUARTZ CRYSTAL TR0LLS HAVE A THIRD WINGED F0RM LINKED T0 THE N0W EXTINCT FATHER GRUB WEBBER WENDY WILL0W AND ABIDGAIL ARE ALL MAXWELL'S NEPHEWS SCP-2317 IS DEAD AND THE F0UNDATI0N IS BUILDING A SECOND 2000 0N T0P 0F IT'S C0RPSE THE MOON LORD AND CTHULHU WERE ENEMIES RICHARD'S LAST NAME IS C0LEMAN ENDERMAN NAMES ARE THE SOUNDS 0F PSI0NIC ENERGY ECH0ING THR0UGH THEIR BRAINS...

And so, the Headcannoball impacts the Paradox Casino, releasing undiluted essences of truth and lunacy upon the clowns within.

Y then discards the hat, before taking out a small, green, crystalline sphere. He cracks the sphere like an egg, causing a large amount of llight-green liquid to pour out onto the Stardust Monolith. The liquid seems to quickly repair the Monolith, healing it.

Black Widow Staff 9/13

Jungle Spores && Nature's Gift || SCP-2905-2 seed 2/X
Supermagnet Sphere 3/4
Wall of Chains 14/20
SCP-914-1:1 7/10
SCP-914-Coarse 7/10

00C: I've been away for a while now. Can you get me a quick recap?

18/50 Ultra-Decorrupter(+1 me)

40/50 {REDACTED} (+1 me)

31/50 Avatar Project (+1 me)

+3 NinjaV

Psi-Amp: SCP-155 chip || Shield Generator == Stasis (Level 9: 10/10)

Reverse Von Karma 6/50

DTG Atsume 3/50

Collectionism 2/50
Hamilton OST && Dueling Pistols = Ten Duel Commandments 1/??
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight 5/14(checked earlier)
Vampire Knives && Railgun && Stopwatch = Scarlet Devil 5/11
16,000/125,000 Lv. 3

Golem: Oh my godmodder.

Golem: Crusher, you are terrıble at math.

Golem: Chara kılls about 4 entıtıes a turn and we're not about to outpace that. Well, unless we all suddenly forget how ABSOLUTELY STUPID DOING ONE-POST SUMMONS IS LIKE YOU.

Golem: Plus he has knıfe spawns.

Golem: And we're lıkely to get stopped at 3500, so that's another poınt...

Golem: Fıbsnake, you're terrıble at morals.

Golem: Attacking a poor defenseless child...

Golem: Okay, fıne, they're not exactly defenseless. Still, ıt's certainly poıntless and rude.

Golem: Attack their knıves ıf you really need something to attack...

Golem: So, Chara.

Golem: Given Uzı's story... Uh, feel free to contınue, Uzı...

Golem: I'm faırly certaın you never got Frısk's soul.

Golem: Or at least, thıs versıon of you.

Golem: Whıch leaves me with a questıon.

Golem: Is Frısk ın there?

Golem: I don't want to fıght you.

Golem: Despıte everything... ıt's stıll you.

Status:

[AZ] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP. (Estimated 80,000 HP from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)

Echeladder-style Level 1: XP 0/200,000

ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]

Action: 2

Attack: I join the Moog City Sidequest with Talist and Hezetor because I have run out of ideas.

RP: Nah

The only Market 7/50 (My Idea would be a bit overpowered so I have to use another 50 post Charge so that only AZ and N players could buy my potions and my alchemies.)

[RESERVED UNTIL TALIST KNOWS WHAT WE ARE DOING]

ChurgeAtk #1 3/50

Alchemy Creation:

Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 15/16

Blood Red Paint && Diamonds && Blood Changing Device && Armor Maker Mould = Blood Diamond Armor 8/9

Essence of Sp00p && CD of Halloween Howls 1996 && Speaker that plays Spooky Scary Skeletons && Curved Sword Mold = (Undercharged) Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher 3/8

Joke Alchemy: Nope

Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,

Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,

REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy

10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Mid-Level Alchemies

Allies Action:

We will be return...

+1 to Toast, +2 to Talist.

Charge Bank: +3 from Hezetor +2 from Talist and Toast

With that done, I get to work on utilizing this system..

Iron Sword || Obsidian Block = Obsidian sword

Something Worth Trying = 2/5

+3 charges to insert_generic_username

===== ooc =====

===

The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 12/16)

The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 12/16

Big Book && Storywriter's Pen && Scrolls of Knowledge && Forgotten Tome && Adventure's Journal && Collection of Myths = 1/? ???

=====

I chop pineapples into 4 6 sided PINEAPPLE DICE.

i then roll them because no creaivity found.

But then, suddenly, they explode. Tons of pineapple houses land on Richard. Of course, he easily dodges.

Then, suddenly, the Diner is flooded, as tons of Spongebob Expys emerge from the pineapple houses. They toss damage-dealing, armor ignoring, unedible pineapples at him. Upon being damaged or landing, they turn into more Pineapple houses which spew out more spongebobs.

===== to be crafted

The Hero's Sword && Villains Edge = Storylines Edge lv. 25

The Hero's sword && Undyne's Spear && Determination = Undying Lv. 25

====== semi-useful junk. =======

The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8 bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10 Falls [9] Wright [7] Gambler's Gredideir [5] The Hero's Sword [10]

Charges========

46/50 Dog. Death. Annihilation. (3+ from Engie0

10/50 Boss Summon: BRINGER OF DEMISE )

1/50 Dog.

1+ to BRINGER OF DEMISE: TOPAZ

2+ to engie

The Mysteryman: ================================================== 29/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)

The Interface: ================================================== 28/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)

The Campfire: =================================================== 18/50 (+1 from Cobalt)

The Hole: ================================================== 50/50 (+50 from Tazz, IN RESERVE)

I +3 Cobalt.

The Scribe once again decides to teach Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. some lessons as to show him he has much more to understand from this world than his numerous PhDs would suggest. The Scribe locks Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. in a reinforced chair with divinium shackles and claps his hands twice, a monumentally huge cannonball descending from the ceiling. The Scribe speaks softly, the cannonball doing most of the talking as it is propelled at full force towards Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. "Inertia is a property of matter," the Scribe calmly recites. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr., who cannot get out of his chair, is hit square in the chest by the cannonball and is flung backwards as the cannonball keeps moving. However, due to the cannonball's velocity, Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. is actually stuck on its surface, forced to move wherever the cannonball goes.

Floating eerily above the ground, the Scribe once again talks to Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr., this time shouting to be heard over the gusts of wind the cannonball is kicking up. "You see this hallway we're in?" Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. looks around, confirming he is indeed in a brick hallway with paintings flying by too fast to be recognized. "It's very long, you know! Long enough to wrap around the planet three or so times! And this cannonball right here isn't going anywhere! In fact, it's going to continually increase in velocity, bit by bit, until it reaches an extranormal velocity that you'll find to be quite scintillating. I'd explain further, but you'll soon experience it for yourself. Just keep in mind that the sound barrier is a thing that exists!" Then the Scribe stops flying, vanishing without a trace as the cannonball keeps hurtling through the air.

Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. can barely withstand the extravagant forces being pushed on him as the cannonball continues onwards, reaching speeds that near the sound barrier. After several agonizing minutes that stretch on for far, far too long, Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. suddenly experiences a large amount of drag as the cannonball's velocity explodes and a plume of air materializes behind the ball, a series of loud thunderclaps sounding shortly thereafter. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr.'s head spins as the cannonball breaks the sound barrier and, although momentarily impeded, soon resumes its steady trek towards some unknown and undesirable terminal velocity.

Minutes pass. Then hours. The cannonball keeps increasing and increasing in speed, Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. having long-since blacked out due to lack of oxygen. The cannonball's surface is sparking and flaming due to how fast it is moving through the air. It has exceeded supersonic speeds many times over, and is going so fast that it has made one complete loop around the world. The Scribe, sensing that the time has come for the coup de grace, includes a simple addition to the hallway - a booster pad that will sense when the cannonball passes over it and give it enough speed to travel at a rate of 186,000 miles every second. The Scribe quickly deploys this booster pad and evacuates the planet entirely.

Within seconds, the cannonball lurches through the hallway and over the booster pad, which lights up and makes the cannonball's surface sear with energy. The cannonball howls through the air at a much faster rate than the air itself can even move, ripping apart the fundamental resources that compose the atmosphere and the environment which is required for life. Unstable and quick to erupt, the air superheats into an ionized soup of plasma that stalks behind the cannonball and soon overtakes it. There is a massive plume of death as the hallway is blown apart entirely in a conflagration of relativistic awe. The cannonball is torn apart, and Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. is ejected from the chair at near-lightspeed. Wherever he goes, a trail of explosions on par to the first follow in his wake as he skids across the ground, creating a horrific maelstrom of energy.

The landscape is left in charred ruins blasted down to bedrock, with Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. in the middle, his body a smoking wreck. He is physically hurt, but not dangerously so, simply because he has way too much HP to be reasonable. Yet he is still down for the count. The Scribe grins, hoping he appreciated this lesson in relativity.

The Scribe walks up to the Godmodder, his cloak swishing in the wind. He chuckles. "Hm. I'd honestly like to know here. And I know this might be a ridiculous question, but... How were you able to take this from me?" The Scribe pulls out the Journal, emblazoned with the image of the scarred eye. "No one else can get their hands on that thing, and I meant that quite literally. They'd die if they tried." The Scribe puts his Journal away. "So how were you able to do it? And, uh, thanks for giving it back. I guess... You had my best interests in mind?"

Alchemies[/b]

Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (13/13)

Mammon's Spoon: A silver spoon infused with the power of greed and wealth. The spoon attracts wealth to its owner and is also able to manipulate greed in others. Slightly warm to the touch.

Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (10/13)

Gula Warded Jar && Rune of Gluttony && SCP-1133-1 && Glass Bottle = Bottle of Beelzebub (6/13)

Superbia Warded Jar && Rune of Pride && SCP-1133-4 && 4x Magic Mirror = Four Mirrors of Lucifer (1/13 probably)

Charges[/b]

Project M12-The Typographer (39/50)

Project M14-The Speedcuber (7/50)

Project M15-%appdata% (16/30) (+3 from Twin)

+3 to TwinBuilder

[b]Action[/b]

I summon Microsoft Sam, who proceeds to fire his Golden ROFL-47 at Chara's Knife Clusters before disappearing.

Walker: Level 2, 921500 damage (currently female)

+3 to battlefury13

CAP: 50/50 (+1 from Battlefury13)

Walker quickly casts another stack of Fortification over to Joshua, who nods in appreciation to her, taking a moment to note that that should be about a 50% damage reduction without factoring in the boost from the Second Gateway. Then, the two notice that the charge is ready.

Walker holds out her sword, letting the power of the 50 post charge slowly merge into the very existence of the blade, shimmering with raw power, untamed and ripe for usage. Indeed, this power... it is not one like most other powers. This one seems to draw from similar origins as the OP Scale itself, a limiting factor imposed on another being in the interest of balance. Oh, she knows exactly what she's going to do with this, noticing the Paradox Casino out of the corner of one eye... She turns to it, closing her eyes and focusing the power in her sword, the outline of a katana briefly shimmering into view, as empty and as powerful as the void itself. When she opens her eyes again, what can only be described as the non-embodiment of pure nothingness is what has taken it's place there. Slowly, surely, she advances on the Paradox Casino. A few unlucky beings who try to get in her way end up being just... nothing'd. It's as if they never existed. Other forces join in, a quick competition building up to see if anyone can stop Walker from doing whatever it is she plans on doing. All of the attempts fail. It's like anything that gets close just gets recon'd away.

Soon, she stops, right outside the casino, and stares blankly at it with those eyes of nothingness. Slowly, she raises the sword above her head, then steps forth and brings it down, a tremendously large ghostly sword echoing downwards from the heavens blade-first, slamming into the casino with enough force to shatter the entire building, clean into fragments. Those who want the casino to work out are horrified at the thought of it being nope'd on it's first turn here, and quickly move to rebuild it back to former glory. While they succeed, there's something wrong...

And then, what Walker did is revealed. She didn't go for the health bar. Heh. Nothing as simple as that. Instead...

She hit the casino so hard that it has forever lost it's Double Action.

Naturally, it's likely some of the power spilled over into the health bar, if any of it even remained after being used to effectively cut the damage output of the Paradox Casino in half... although, it's just as likely that ALL of it got used up in something that I kind of doubt has ever been tried before. And it's trying things that nobody else has, that kind of innovation, that sparking of something NEW... THAT is what Creativity is truly about. You wanted creativeness? Here you go.

TLDR: 50 post charge used to permanently disable the Casino's double action passive.

Nyarlathotep calls out from the Battlefield to those who serve him,

The Crawling Chaos 50/50 expended.

The Cultists are summoned, but not onto the Battlefield, they are summoned beyond the Wall.

5 Cult Leaders,

The Servant of the Beast

The High Priest of the Black Pharaoh

The Patriarch of the Church of Starry Wisdom

The Tall Man

The Mi-go Ambassador

A psionic voice can be heard by all those who pay close enough attention

Well done my faithful servants, go and do what needs to be done.

The Cult Leaders spread going to the farthest reaches of players to spread their truth.

The Outer God glances at Ampersand with a knowing look, he puts a finger to where his mouth should have been.

Love what your doing with the place.

Nyarlathotep then flings a hand of explosive playing cards, sending rubble flying from the Casino in the ensuing fireball.

Full House, looks like I take the pot.

====\The Lowdown/====

Charges

Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 43/50

Deal with an Outer God : 44/50

Heheheh 4/50

Assists

+1 to Ninjatwist, +2 Toast

Alchemiter

Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter = Grimdarkimitter 4/11

40/50

24/50

+3 nulitor

continued from last post...

A light comes on from the control panel, and... that's it. I intone that this also will be important to what is about to happen. I leisurely walk over to my next stop, a traffic light. It's a standard, ordinary traffic light, hanging in mid-air from absolutely nothing. Right now, it's... red. I stop and stare. Keep staring, glance over at my watch every now again, getting continuously more annoyed. Once this stupid thing turns green, then things can really start, but this stupid light always takes so long to turn...

*continued in my next post*

OOC: Sorry for disappearing for so long! Internet decided to throw a tantrum.

END OF OOC----------------------------

Fanta suddenly snapped out of whatever daydream land she was in and took a quick look around at the battlefield, noticing that something was a bit... different.

'Is... Is that a casino?'

Somehow, she didn't notice the death and chaos around her - Casinos are much more important, apparently...

Speaking of which, the teen decided to go investigate the building by getting a bit closer.

~CHARGES:~

???????: 2/20

Deus Noctem && Life Shaver II Machine Gun = Deterio Inclina 11/16

Dualizer && Heaven's Gate && Devil's Sunrise = Dual Balance 10/13

Screw this.

Can we discard charges?

If so...

Broken EA-32 && Machine Gun = SF-44 1/???

+2 IGN, +1 Toast

The Artist and The Yandere 29/50

It's Just a Game 9/50

Save the World... Sort of 30/50 (+3 from Cyan... somewhere.)

Redstone rapidly fires at the Paradox Casino. He don't want a paradox to roll that could kill The (Future) Godmodder.

~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 4/50
DOSH 5/25
Who gave a damn about paradoxes anyway? 5/50
+7 in reserve (pricey, revan, megaminer)

~Alchemy~
-NOP-

1+ to Hezetor, +1 Talist +1 to Pricey

~Inventory~

~Action~
To come, once I have finished a maths assignment.

Or not.

Who knows?

TL;DR: ...

===== ooc =====

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The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 13/16)

The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 13/16

Big Book && Storywriter's Pen && Scrolls of Knowledge && Forgotten Tome && Adventure's Journal && Collection of Myths = 2/? ???

=====

I simply fail to do anything.

Except for another summon.

50/50 Dog. Death. Annihilation. (3+ from Engie)

CONVERSION OF THE UNIVERSE INTO DOG IN PROGESS.

Hmmm...

Ehhh.....................................................

Needs more dog.

Yeah, this battlefield needs more dog.

But not a dogscape.

Mostly because if we did dogscape, someone would just nuke it before it became anything.

Hmmmm.....

Ah. Here we go.

A Genesis portal spawns on the N side of the battlefield. From it, a dog emerges.

The Genesis Dog.

[N-DOG] Genesis Dog 45/45 0 Armor. 1 regen. Double action. Giving a 1+ grants a Stock, Machine Part or Bullet (functions same as bomb, requires a 2+ to be granted or for a gun alchemy with high level than 5, in which case, 1+ needed)

Shopkeeper dog with great buffs that gains power over time.

Obviously under my command.

Dog Power: 0/100. Used to summon entity's. Gain 1 per 10000 damage dealt. 1 dog power = 1,500 HP and 100 attack. Gain 4 per round.

Passives:

Marked Of Dog. Inflicts 1 stack of mark of dog per 20000 damage. 5 stacks turns the target into a dog on death, 10 deals massive damage. Does not decay while the lord of Dog is alive.

Extreme Annoyance: Inflicts weak annoying status effects, but chance to do so is much higher.

Shopkeeper. Can be 1+'ed, allowing the dog to take an action using Machine Parts, Stock, or Bullets/bombs to the 1'ers benefit.

Endorsed by Battlefury: Every 2+ to Battlefury will earn either a stock or machine parts. A 3+ can become a bomb, but this can only be done once, because engie is damaging enough without having a free 20k damage per post. And by done once, we mean per round.

Special:

Rapid Redoggening: Heal self, and add two regen. Adds one armor for that turn only. Healing power increased due to inability to target others. |||

Dogsong. Give attack up and defense up. Lasts two rounds after use. (minicrits, 2 armor) ||||

Doggening: Provides strong stat increases. (1+ armor, or 5+ hp and 10 healing, or crit chance increase choice) |||||

Second Dog: Give 4 entitys double action, and heal 10% HP, as well as clear debuffs. |||||||

Drain Of Dog: Gives two entitys two stacks of Drain of Dog (Entity deals reduced damage, 2+ added to Dog Power per turn, 2500 healing. Note that is all per stack.) |||||

Oh No, The Dogmanity: Stun 5 targets, gain 20 dog power, and 20 healing. Healing goes into overheal at a 2-1 rate. ||||||||||

Dog Up: Targets attack will crit this round. Only works for first action. |.

Stock. Give a "stock", an item used for certain attacks. |. No action needed, unless Reload or Machinery is used.

Reload: || Reload the dogs gun. No action needed, unless Stock or Machinery is used. Pistol cannot be fired the round it is used.

Machinery: Add a machine part. | No action needed, unless Stock or Reload is used.

Attacks:

Charge Up: 1+ targets charge.

Speed up. Target takes first action.

Defense Up: 20% damage reduction for three attacks, or 2 armor for two attacks.

Random Crits

Takes two action. Target's action crits.

Attack up. Next attack for target minicrits.

Healing. Pretty obvious. Per 1+, do a weakened version of this to a random entity on the 1+'ers faction.

Doghead: Deal light. damage to a target. Undodgeable

Dogbeam: Wand. Fires a beam that does light damage to three targets. Also deals light damage.

Doggun: Fires a bullet that deals a massive amount of damage. Requires reload to be used prior to the attack.

Things Requiring Stock/Machine Parts

It has three actions for this only. It will only use one on it's own, and the other two actions are reserved for shopers.

===== to be crafted

The Hero's Sword && Villains Edge = Storylines Edge lv. 25

The Hero's sword && Undyne's Spear && Determination = Undying Lv. 25

====== semi-useful junk. =======

The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8 bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10 Falls [9] Wright [7] Gambler's Gredideir [5] The Hero's Sword [10]

Charges========

50/50 Dog. Death. Annihilation. (3+ from Engie)

10/50 Boss Summon: BRINGER OF DEMISE )

1/50 Dog.

1+ to BRINGER OF DEMISE: TOPAZ

2+ to engie