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Ante Up!: 34/50 ================================================== (+1 from Tazz)
The Pact: 46/50 ================================================== (+1 from Tazz)
+3 to mythicZoologist
Bomber shuddered again, feeling the clock tick down further. Anticipation nearly overwhelmed him, yet he kept his calm and collected exterior. He let out a deep sigh, lighting another cigar. Smoke filled the air as Bomber took a brief moment to unwind and prepare for what was to come. "How long has it been?" A brief, cynical smile crept across his face before falling to a neutral expression again. He knew the answer to that rhetorical question, asked to nobody in particular. Everything he had done up to this point was ultimately a failure. Not regarding his company, which would be considered a massive success in many dimensions and planes. It was something else that he had been pursuing for an eternity. Each time, a bitter failure.
"No, not this time..." He mumbled to himself between smokes. "This time, everything will change."
Maroon mists coiled around his right hand. Extending his arm outward, the mists gathered more densely, becoming a definite form. That form began to solidify, shedding the maroon color. It was revealed to be the Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer, transported from his personal storage of ambiguous size and content. Wielding the large weapon with one hand was probably impossible for some of the mortal races, but it was easily manageable for Bomber.
Taking a wide swing, he struck the Hulk with a powerful blow. Dashing backwards as if he were gliding on air to dodge the Hulk's counter attack, he threw the weapon at the Hulk. It spun through the air rapidly before striking him square in the nose. The weapon bounced off, flipping backwards. Rushing forth, Bomber caught the weapon and immediately used it to attack the Hulk again, bashing him in the head.
While the Hulk was stunned Bomber used this opportunity to jump over the hulk. Pointing the hammer downward while in the air, he was able to catch the Hulk with its front. Flicking a switch, the immense rocket engine roared to life. The weapon was propelled forward, swinging the Hulk high into the air. The Hulk flew straight upward into the sky. Landing on the ground, Bomber looked upwards to watch the mutant, sunning his eyes to exaggerate the fact a little. Predicting where he would land, Bomber raised his arm. A massive spike of brimstone burst from the ground, ready to cushion the Hulk's fall. Yeah right. As expected, the Hulk landed straight on the jagged spire of stone and was impaled through his stomach. Unable to support his own immense weight, he slowly and painfully slid down the spire a few more inches.
Lowering his arm, the spike receded into the cracked earth again. The Hulk fell to the ground, motionless.
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 8/15)
Eye of True Sight && Markerlight = The Oculus (Level 12: 5/13)
Festering Horn && Bottled Perish Song & Star of Chaos = The Doomsday Bell (Level 15: 5/16)
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JECMQQUWS EMKMTTAP; BEM HTOSMZG GH DZWJ UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
The Pact: ================================================== 50/50
(+8 from TFT and jondanger, +5 from Revan, +2 from FBSN, +1 from piano and teag in reserve)
I +3 Bomber.
The Scribe links Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. to the YouTube video History of Japan by bill wurtz, a nine-minute-long epic that tells the entire history of Japan from ancient times to present day in the form of easy-to-understand language and oftentimes psychedelic visuals and audio. The sheer amount of knowledge and trivia in the video brings a tear to Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr.'s eyes. Then he goes over to Kardinal Kazoomeister, taking out a black kazoo. Before Kazoomeister can react, the Scribe has thrown the kazoo at him. It instantly lodges itself inside of Kazoomeister's mouth, sucking out his soul and forcing him to play it if he wants to live. However, the kazoo is cursed so the only song it can play is The Song That Never Ends. If Kazoomeister ever stops playing it, even for a second, he'll feel himself die more and more until nothing is left. After a half an hour, Kazoomeister is a blackened husk.
Can't just skip to the last few chapters, what kind of story would that be?
I open another portal, this time beneath Dr Andonuts, attempting to dump him into the mass of molten metal that is the nearest phoenix nest. I add an additional gravity well to ensure he doesn't simply try to levitate himself or some-such manner of evasion.
Entity orders:
See first post.
Main Roleplay Chunk:
"No?"
"Okay then, I'm not sure when or if I'll see any of you again..."
Mythic simply walks into the portal, which collapses behind them.
"Finally, ."
He walks through a dark, straight tunnel, moving towards a light from the far side. Occasionally pitch-black limbs, belonging to no creature, reach from the sides, he evades them with casual ease.
...A short time passes..
A shadowy gateway manifests in the Scribe's vicinity, lasting only long enough for Mythic to step out before it vanishes in much the same way as it appeared.
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 36/50 : Still, I never thought I'd have to have inverted over something like... This.
Siren Song ===== 15/20 : I try calling some sirens for help, but they won't answer their phones. This is why I like working with animals and not people, even if that line seems really blurry at times.
Ante Up!: 35/50 ==================================================
The Pact: 50/50 ================================================== (+3 from Twin)
+3 to mythicZoologist
Zarod uses Strangle on Love! The Cleric Beast will attack the Clockwork Legates of the Broken Church!
Bomber uses the R.N.G. one more time, aiming at the Hulk.
[ ICE | ICE | ICE ]
( On the d8 roll: 6, 5, 6 )
The R.N.G. shudders for a moment while playing a joyous chime. Teal lights flash around the edges of the slot interface. The air around the gun immediately becomes colder by ten degrees and continues to drop rapidly. Frost gathers at the end of the gun's barrel. Suddenly, a literal blizzard blows out of the front of the gun. All other noises are deafened by the raging blizzard, which is concentrated at the Hulk. The onslaught of severe wintry weather proved too much for the Hulk, causing him to take a fair amount of damage. On top of that, he is inflicted with Frostburn, which is essentially a DoT. Lastly, he becomes Frozen, meaning he cannot act unless he takes damage (from a non Frostburn source) in which case he takes a little extra from the attack that targets him since it will shatter the ice. Of course, if that is a little too much for the sake of balance, he is merely Chilled, meaning that every turn there is a chance he will be unable to act. This effect persists for a while as well.
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 7/15)
Eye of True Sight && Markerlight = The Oculus (Level 12: 6/13)
Festering Horn && Bottled Perish Song & Star of Chaos = The Doomsday Bell (Level 15: 6/16)
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JECMQQUWS EMKMTTAP; BEM HTOSMZG GH DZWJ UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
OK, technical difficulties arose in updating and I have to cancel before even a skeledop. (Yes, the website crashed and the post fell victim to Data Vampires; yes, it was a post too long error. no, I cannot use Windows to save the dop unless I want it to go even slower than it is). We'll see about tomorrow.
I admit its annoying, and it annoys me more than anyone.
I equip Spoke's Wings, making them available for poking enemies anytime.
I then use Deus Noctem to go full [Error 404] on Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr and Kardinal Kazoomeister.
( [Error 404] will be my new censor word. :D)
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I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
It doesn't annoy me, since your tendency to fail to post does allot me more time to post in my hectic week.
Also, no one's claimed responsibility over blingifying my Snow Tank! If you do, then I'll +Assist you.
Tazz, another question on sidequests: Would they exist parallel to the main game (in the same thread) but with someone else (e.g. me) as the sidequest's GM or not?
Action 2/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 46/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 21/50
I +Assist whoever blingified my Snow Tank.
I take aim with the Xia-Li Polyslayer and open fire at either the Pro-Zero entity with either the highest health or a cluster of huddled-up Pro-Zero entities where it'll pierce through them all, making sure to fire in bursts to conserve my accuracy.
I'm the one who turned the Snow Tank into the Bling Tank.
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My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
Post II Y looks at Fenris, the rivet gun still in his hand. Y: Wait, Fenris isn't the one who's suposed to eat the sun. Fenris is supposed to eat Odin, and his son Sköll's the one who eats the sun. 0ne of Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr's PhDs promptly explodes in his face. Suddenly, the sun abruptly stops moving, and an entity descends from the sky. It is Sköll himself, who's disappointed at his father and decides that the most logical thing to do is to attack Rick, who's immobilized due to hugging and also is Fenris' superior. Sköll chomps Rick's the right arm, his brother Hati appearing out of nowhere and biting him in the right. Fenris's brother, the Midgårdsorm, also decides to join the fun, coiling its ouroboros-like shape around Rick's left leg. 0ut of nowhere, the dragon Nidhögg pops up, embedding its teeth into Rick's right leg. Just as out of nowhere, the eagle Hräsvelg lands on Rick's forehead, doing horrible things to his neck muscles before pecking him in his left eye, the hawk Väderfalner who in turn sits on the eagle's forehead taking the opportunity to peck him in what remains of his right. Lastly, the squirrel Ratatosk decides that his beard is an atrocity towards all facial hair, and begins to ferociously claw and bite his chin. The mythological monsters dissappear just as quickly as they came, leaving Fenris unharmed but severely emotionally scarred. 0bsidian && Thulecite = Saurite Complete! Black Widow Staff 8/13 Jungle Spores && Nature's Gift || SCP-2902 seed 4/X Magnet Sphere && Electrical Doodad Wall of Chains 11/20 SCP-914-1:1 4/X SCP-914-Coarse 4/X 00C: Seventh time posting this
Attack: During the days of Fighting, I see the Kardinal Kazoomeister sitting in the mystery cage and however something came up between and around him.
There are 5 Project Storm Recruits with one of them holding a hologram of one of the true leaders while preparing to fire at Kazoomeister.
???'s Hologram: Ready... Set... FIRE!
And then once she orders, all 5 Project Storm Recruits fires their guns like in bullet hell games but his body is made of hardened rocks and plastic instead, I use the power of Anti-Kazoo Music and Magma so that the Kazoomeister saw lava below his legs already covering his feet and the red inverted notes transforms into Red Magma-coated and blood-painted Arrows rushing at him covering him with Arrows. I decide to cover him up with Many types of bombs and Anti-Music and Smell Bombs planted on him while the lava is completely covers him and I set off a nuke in the mystery cage saying WARNING, THE BOMB IS SETTING OFF AND HOWEVER, THE KAZOOMEISTER WILL BE DEAD IN 5, I open the cage so I can escape. 4 Seconds, I jump out of the Mysterious Cage and I told the Project Storm to teleport back to the base. 3 Seconds, I stop the Kazoomeister from moving by using Magma Ropes. 2 Seconds, I become giant then I grab the Mystery Cage and I run to find the hole. 1 Second, I found the hole however I drop the Mysterious Cage right into the hole and I lock it with the material which is half the strength as Bedrock. 0 Seconds, Now the Cage will now Self Destruct so have a nice day!
The Mysterious Cage that is in the bottom of the Hole that is locked explodes but the explosion isn't coming out of the Hole that is sealed. I open the Locker that locks the Mysterious Cage and see the Kazoomeister is lying on the floor rubble on top of him and he is coloured Dull Black from the Explosion.
Coarsebot? 40/40 Using...
There is a mystery package containing the same robot that named Coarsebot and it jumped out suddenly it was stabbed in the back by a mystery guy short-circuiting the Coarsebot.
???: You should not try to manufacture the same thing that came from a different session ever...
The Coarsebot is destroyed due to a Rulebreaker I see the same guy from the other land that he's used to be part of my Imaginary Army but he retired as Tier 2.
???: You can name me as Mr. Stun Guy (Since I don't have a real name because I want to be Anonymous) but sadly I don't have my signature cape so I decide to stun some bad boys. So you can try to make a Cape so I can have a strength of a 50 Post Entity.
Oh.
Mr. Stun Guy (AKA: Mr. Stun Guy the man without his cape)
Alignment: Richard's Team [AZ]
Mr. Stun Guy's Stats:
160,000 HP (220,000 HP when he finally got the Cape)
Attack: Skill
Skills:
His basic attack can deal 16,000 damage and 15% chance to Stun targets (20,000 damage and 20% stun rate after he got the cape)
Stun Roll: He can use Roll his signature d10 dice to Stun on any Target as he wanted. Can be used at any time
Roll a One = Fail
Roll a Two = 10% chance to Stun
Roll a Three = 20% chance to Stun
Roll a Four = 30% chance to Stun
Roll a Five = 40% chance to Stun
Roll a Six = 50% chance to Stun
Roll a Seven = 60% chance to Stun
Roll a Eight = 70% chance to Stun
Roll a Nine = 80% chance to Stun
Roll a Ten = Always Stun targets (Same on 2 Targets if he got the Cape.)
When if he got the cape, He will pick 2 Targets (Expect on some creatures including UserZero) and deal damage based on Rolls.
1 = 0 damage
2 = 2,500 damage
3 = 5,000 damage
4 = 7,500 damage
5 = 10,000 damage
6 = 12,500 damage
7 = 15,000 damage
8 = 17,500 damage
9 = 20,000 damage
10 = 25,000 damage
Without his Cape his Stun Roll skill deals no damage reckless of any roll.
Let's Stun 'em: He will Instant Stun 3 Targets (an Extra Target if he got the Cape) sadly the Cooldown is 10 Turns.
If he is Defeated, he goes through the portal and date with friends and find somewhere else to stun some other bad guys outside the DTG Universe,
Cape for Mr. Stun Guy: 1/10 (Thats Really Important!)
[FREE CHARGE SLOT]/[RESERVED]
The Plusinator Crystals 38/50 (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Max: Level 14+ or Level 15 (Without the Plus) Same Power as the Level 15 if you make the Level 14+ Item.)
Alchemy Creation:
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black (MIDI) Flag 9/11
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 8/16
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line (Plusinator Crystals Recommended for this line but the stronger version of the Plusinator Crystal is required for one of the ultimate alchemies that I make): Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
The Light Magician uses Light Buff on Vox Asterism
Mr. Stun Guy's Action: I stab the Hulk via my Stun Daggers.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
61
Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
==Turn 1==
Level 2.
Ante Matter: 38,000/115,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #4: 36/40 (Overflow +3 from Twin.) The Pact 50/50! HOLDING... (+3 from TwinBuilder that I managed to miss before. Whoops!!! Then, another +3 from Twin. Add in +4 from Cobalt and 1 from Generic.)
Charge #5: 9/50.
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 11/16
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 10/11
Wand && Modular Upgrade == Modular Wand 4/8
==Action==
Crystal stabs a random PG entity with the Ebbmetal Sword. He’s pressed for time, don’t judge him.
==Entities==
The Wizened Hag will use Into the Pot on Dr. Andonuts, or another random PG if that fails due to him being dead.
==Responses/RP==
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
61
Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
==Turn 2==
Level 2.
Ante Matter: 38,000/115,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #4: 37/40 The Pact 50/50! HOLDING...
Charge #5: 10/50.
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 12/16
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 11/11!
Wand && Modular Upgrade == Modular Wand 5/8
PURE MAGIC EYE: You already described this. but I’ll post its description for you so you don’t have to search it up. Here we go:
'An eye literally made entirely of magic, with sigils and such defining the outer limits. Aside from this, the eye is white, with a purple 'iris' and a black pupil, like, well, a standard eye. It can be used to channel incredibly powerful spells with your brain as the interface, and comes naturally with spells of detection so you can't be fooled, and comes complete with a sense of Omniscience-especially regarding Magic.'
NEW ALCHEMY: Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == Rod of Probability Manipulation 1/?? (Feel free to come up with a better name! I really just described it.)
==Action==
Crystal equips the Pure Magic Eye. You, uh, don’t want to know the details of this. Apart from that he put it in the right eye, of course. He then fires a massive beam of magic out of said eye right at another random PG entity. No time, sorry.
[RP AND ATTACKS]
Several magical circles appear in the air around Vox Asterism, surrounding him. They begin to charge energy into them, before...
Nothing happens. At least, that's what it seems to everything that isn't me or Vox Asterism. Vox Asterism notices several burn marks typical of that of a laser beam on top of him, but feels nothing. This is of course because the magical circles can not be sensed in anyway, which will likely counter a god or elemental of sense (I don't really care.) The magical circles charge more energy, before more nothing happens, and by nothing, I mean several magical blades cut into Vox Asterism. He notices nothing until he checks his injuries.
I then go deeper with the non-perceptible attacks, by having the magical circles fire another attack into Vox Asterism. Asterism does not notice anything at all, but a magical bomb is planted into him, ready to explode when needed. They are needed to explode immediately. Vox Asterism is blown into pieces, yet still does not feel anything from the inital force of the explosion, despite having its body/form split in two.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] α Ascension: Preparations 17/50 (+2 from TT2000) ================================================== Purity 39/50 (+1 from TT2000) ================================================== Let's Make A Contract With Bunnycat! 26/50 ================================================== ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (8/??) ================ Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (4/??) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (4/??) ================
+3 to TT2000
[BREAKDOWN, OOC AND ENTITY ADVANTAGE STATISTICS]
AZ: 18, GS: 8, PZ: 9
(How much charge would it take to become a godmodder? I'm guessing around 100 to 250, but I want to be sure how long it will take.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher
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My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
It'd probably actually take as little as 75? Thing is, the goats aren't going to take it well.
That, and if you'd actually want to keep it, you'll probably have to deal with Ayaze not even trying to scam you. She'd literally come up and spear you in the chest just before ascension and take everything involving it hostage for a duel for who gets the ascend.
That is entirely accurate, by the way. I really would try that. Good thing I can take the third slot
It'd probably actually take as little as 75? Thing is, the goats aren't going to take it well.
No I am going to wait people to kill each other over this godmodding rank and see people loosing definitively the ability to play because they become godmodder and die.
Basically it is going to kill a lot of players of all the sides opposing Gorafi summoner.
So I 100% agree with letting players suicide themselves because they want a reason to stop playing DTG(you know people get bored one day or another and then become godmodder and die forever and thus have an argument to stop playing while having a fun last hour of playing)
So I will not attack consumer of all: I will wait for someone try to suicide itself by stealing the rank(and thus killing consumer and making them vulnerable to die by someone else doing this)
Tazz, two things. First, you missed my attack against sans. I used a 50 post charge to summon Captain Falcon and order him, but I also did an action myself.
It's the paragraph above where the Orange Text of Captain Falcon starts.
Second, do I get the Falcon Punch back, or am I going to need to wait the 8 turn charge time?
Probably the latter, but I want confirmation.
Captain Falcon hasn't used the Falcon Punch AT ALL. I generally don't allow them to freaking OPEN up with their charged attack, even the Wizened Hag was a charge point away. Plus, at that level, having it open up with that, on-summon, on top of those stats, would have been a bit much. Of course, Captain Falcon is now a glass cannon dealing 30K a turn, so...Mixed bag.
sans deals 1 damage to Curac and 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% Position uncertainty!
I start doing a level system based on rudisplorking 2/50
And I start helping consumer of all to become a godmodder 2/50
alchemies
The Reinforcement && Book of support && Warp Zone gives Zone of Control 9/11
School of necromancy && The blasting pages && Green blood gives WISE FROM YO GWAVES 9/11
Then I try infinity of love && Damaged Transmutation field alternator gives ??? 1/??
I help proof of concept(three times)
Then I ask the GM which world are those dogs pictures not supposed to belong.
Do they disturb anybody?
After that I use T1 to cast irresistible dance on the beefiest AZ thing.
They're disturbing me, at the very least. As for which worlds, I can't say much beyond this one.
Infinity Of Love && Damaged Transmutation Field = NOPE (Level -1: 1/-1)
NOPE
You target Tarkus, the beefiest AZ thing, but as Tarkus is in a perpetual battlefrenzy, this does nothing to sway him!
sans deals 1 damage to Curac and 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
The Sword 15/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 15/50 (NO ASSIST!)
A Flower 2/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 2/50 (NO ASSIST!)
Inbound ??/?? ==========?????========== CHARGING ??/?? (NO ASSIST!)
\==ACTIONS==/
-Player Actions-
Charging: The Sword 15/50
A Flower 2/50
Inbound ??/??
Assisting: "To save the earth, 1 charge at a time"
I now fire my Minigun to sans. Performing a Double-Tap to him, the minigun sprays rainbow meteorids right at him.
\==STORY/RP==/
Now, the sword shines very brightly. But since the Titan is destroyed, the sword shines more bright than before.
Pieces are taking the shape of the sword, but it will take time.
XSlayer300 notices that the Titan is destroyed.
"WHAT THE!? This is not good, AZ push and advance! We must continue without our Titan!"
XSlayer300 begins to summon something else.
*flashback*
"These 4 Stones carry very powerful powers. Making it dangerous to the wrong hands. If anyone touches it or uses it. He or She will be Destroyed."
\==ETC==/
/NA
\==INVENTORY==/
Offensive:
Rainbow Minigun [iiiii] 0/5
Summoners:
Radio
Rainbow Chest
Misc:
Card, 2 of Hearts. (Heals half of the max HP of the Entity.)
sans dodges.
sans deals 1 damage to Curac and 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
The Hero's Sword [10]
Temmie Helm [10]
Charges========
Enchanting the D13x13 + D13 Attack determination Dice 21/50
2/50 RAT was eated by CAT
Battle Against a True Seadog: 6/50
3+ to engie
Real Knife && Determination = Termination (Level 3: 1/16)
You see UserZero swiftly craft one and send it...somewhere. You respawn!
sans deals 1 damage to Curac and 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty! This kills Curac!
21/50 Avatar Project (+1 me, +10 charge token, +1 nulitor)(since the other thing didn't work out, I am just taking all the charge bonuses and putting them here)
Barrier Drone Schematic: A schematic for a new type of drone designed around being able to project hard-light barriers. These barriers are not exclusively for defense, however, as they can be launched into targets at super-high velocity to inflict extreme damage.
Alright, so Crusher48 has made a big enough mess of things already, so I decide to throw a small device at his feet. By the time he figures out what it is, it will already have sent him away for retraining (which will hopefully mean when he comes back with a levelling system, he has an actual chance to win). Idiot.
Putting it quickly: sans already had all of those skills, so the only thing he really gets is the energy shield, which will shield him from exactly one attack. Thsi is considerably helpful, though, and sans appreciates the effort.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
I decide to place a cat down on the ground. I then duct-tape a piece of buttered toast to the other side of the cat. Since buttered toast always falls butter-side down and cats always fall feet first, I decide to pick up the cat-with-toast, place in it a generator, and spin it around. I use the infinite energy from the generator to power a drone that quickly duct-tapes a cat and a slice of buttered toast to Dr. Andonuts.
The drone then picks him up, and spins him while dropping him. He's caught in a perpetual spinning motion of JUSTICE or something. Whatever it is, it's making Dr. Andonuts sick. There's then a scene of rapid-fire vomit I'd rather not describe in detail, and me somehow feeding him red-hot chili-peppers as he spins. I then grab the cat-toast generator, and throw it and Andonuts for good measure.
12,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
You cannot hope to stop me. Soon, my army of spice will arrive. Or i will just toss my 20 charge into making it too strong to counter.
Your salt is doomed. Give it up, and join me on the spice side. Together, we will rule this forum game and slay uz0.
Battlefury13 offers his hand- the one with the Gravity Gauntlet on it, which was made with Vader's crush gauntlet, towards Irecreepers prone form.
*puts on cheap plastic Darth Vader mask*
/null count: 2
whelp this is the last one i thiink
/half-joking post.
I have a legal alchemy. One based off phoenix wright.
Wasn't supposed to quote this, but eh.
sans does nothing because this isn't a relevant nullpost to him. He can only target the nullposts of those who's faction he's targeting.
See, Tazz, Star actually does need to not die for RP reasons. Why will be seen momentarily.
Remember, he's not actually a Minecraftian.
*Saving until everyone else is done* 50/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time. XSlayer, if you want to help, + someone else. I recommend either MegaMiner or OldSithRevan
3/50 A Youkai that's somehow still sleeping, despite crushing me with a train last turn. How does she do that? *Opens portal* *Snores* "I'monly17." *Snores* "I'monly17." *Closes Portal* Seriously? That's instinctive? (+1 Tazz)
And yes, I checked. She wakes in 10 days. Get ready for...a personality.
35/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left! (+3 XSlayer, +1 Tazz) Beat Beat Take it back now, y'all! One hop this time! BAM!
+1 saved
+1 Revan, MegaMiner, Piono
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 9/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Star's Armored Phone II Satellite Dish: Star's Armored Phone-Now with Internet! (I like this name better than Star's Armored Satellite Dish. It's basically the exact same thing.) 4/6
Multiplies data gathering speed by 1.5.
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 3/16 Okay, guess I need to give up the game here because otherwise you'd summon someone out from under me.
"Viridi, I think you're forgetting who I'm building this for. As in, you. It'll boost the power of your special attack later on if you let me build this. OK? OK. Please direct any and all complaints to my phone."
If she still complains, I will stop, but it wouldn't be logical for her to do so.
Focused Action. Pull out all the stops. Make tremendous sacrifices.
-SNIP SNIP, JUST LIKE A BARBER-
CAPTAIN FALCON IS VERY UPSET ABOUT MISSING CAPTAIN FALCON'S FALCON PUNCH DESPITE STAR PUTTING ASIDE AN ENTIRE ALCHEMY TO DO SO. AS SUCH, CAPTAIN FALCON IS VERY VERY UNHAPPY WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION. CAPTAIN FALCON DECIDES THAT SOMEONE NEEDS TO DIE. SILLY USERZERO, CAPTAIN FALCON DOES NOT GIVE UP JUST BECAUSE CAPTAIN FALCON MISSES ONE ATTACK. CAPTAIN FALCON EITHER FALCON PUNCHES DR. ANDONUTS, IF MISSING THE FALCON PUNCH DOES NOT DEPLETE THE CHARGE, OR USES FALCON KNEE! ON DR. ANDONUTS, DEALING 10,000 50% of the time, and 30,000 DAMAGE 50% OF THE TIME.
CHARGES:
2/3 COME ON! YES!
2/5 SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!
1 OR 0/8, DEPENDING ON TAZZ'S RULING FALCON PUNCH
You're about to land the final blow, when, so close to her, you notice that she seems...Err, far too pristine for someone you've just been swordfighting with and doubly so one you've been landing definite blows on. Wasn't that spot there cut just a moment ago?
*UserZero: heads up fisbin! *UserZero: stabbing water doesn't do all that much to the water, does it?
That...Makes sense. Ugh...
You successfully punch UserZero back 30 blocks, but have not dealt a lick of damage, and you seriously doubt she didn't play along there.
You then die-and apparently, you're somehow immune to Minecraftian respawns despite currently inhibiting a Minecraftian body that was previously proven to respawn. OK? I blame Narrative. Or Conflict. One of those two.
*UserZero: ...waitaminute.
*UserZero: like is he actually
Star's body promptly tilts 90 degrees, red-tinted. It appears in UserZero's arms, where she checks the body as deliberately as one checks for gold in a creek.
*UserZero: wow he actually-OH, YES!
*UserZero: YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESY
UserZero spikes the body downwards and proceeds to desecrate it via happy dance. It appears that having Star dead was considerably more of an achievement for her than you realized. She seems far too preoccupied by it, in fact-you bet that one of the next few attacks to hit WILL hit! Well, you BET anyways.
...
Star wakes up. He is laying down in a room that is colored in varying hues of gray. No whites nor blacks-just grays, everywhere, bar the red sigil in the ground, taking the form of two squares sharing corners. The only other noteworthy thing here is a fenestrated window behind a light gray desk, slightly curved meant for nine. The room itself is rested upon high pillars, with the desk high up and you basically in a pit. You get the sense of a courtroom in here. You are fortunately the only one here. Or unfortunately.
You feel yourself dying inside. Very slowly, to the point where you could probably spend a few hours without any non-solvable issue, but you feel it, chipping away. Making you forget.
This place...You have a VERY bad feeling as to what this place is, but you can't say yet. This is almost certainly not the place you wanted to end up, that's for sure.
...
Captain Falcon, for reasons about to be explained, is suddenly struck by a bolt of creativity and narrative power, gaining 100,000 extra HP! He will pick up the slack for Star's absence during this period (and I have good feeling it'll be only be temporary), attacking during his regular posts as a player would (meaning, he's now your PC, FBSN), in addition to being an entity on the field! Why, you may ask? Well it appears that Star has stumbled upon the first sidequest of the game!
This isn't going to be too complicated, and for reasons, you'll respawn magically upon Captain Falcon's death. Narrative reasons. All you have to do is just treat it like a Text Adventure and state whatever command you want to. If you keep the good Captain alive...Well, you may be able to learn some very important information.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
Whoops looks like Sans declined the drink. That's fine.
You know, there was an endless source of liquid.
That kind of stuff tends to get out of hand.
And hey, it's fine.
That's just pretty much an entire ocean's worth of acid.
And I had already poured it all out anyways. And now it's all over the Hulk.
"Whoops."
9,000 damage to the Hulk!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 6/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 6/16
Real Knife && Determination = Termination (You cant spell Determination without Termination, after all) 3/??? .lv.
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lolno 10/10 (4+ from Uzero) (3+ from engie)
I, being the scumbag that i am, preface this attack by summoning a Anti-Salt Machine. It weakens salty attacks MASSIVELY, but has extremely low HP.
10000/1000
Anti Salt Machine.
Reduces the power of salty attacks by half or more, but fragile. If an attack that would deal over 30000 damage or so is used, it blocks 75%, but implodes.
-SNIP-
===USELESS POST REPLYING TRASH=== (aka /null portion)
I quickly apply science- In such a situation, indeed, the natural limit's placed by your body's usage of muscles would be lifted.
But if deadmans grip was real, i would just grab Richard with both hand whilst he is flying over a paradox and headbutt until i die. Then, exploit dedman grip, i would force richard to fall with me.
My attack is a parody of yours. Therefore, it falls under fair use.
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
The Hero's Sword [10]
Temmie Helm [10]
Charges========
Enchanting the D13x13 + D13 Attack determination Dice 21/50
2/50 RAT was eated by CAT
lolno 10/10 (4+ from Uzero) (3+ from engie)
3+ to engie
The spice attack is a clear parody of Ire's salt attack, so it only manages to do 1,000 to any AZ entity without a dodge chance, with Tarkus taking 750 because he's tanky like that. It would have done more, if not for...
Anti-Salt machine summoned! It'll do as you say.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
He then throws an atrocious amount of rivets into SCP-882.
The Stardust Monolith summons the Sentinel, which grabs the Steampunk Blaster before situating itself in front of SCP-882, meatshielding it. It will also counterattack using the Blaster.
SCP-882 itself inflicts 2 Calls of MEKHANE on the Wizened Hag and 1 on The Hulk.
The Neo-Mekhanites notice that SCP-882 is in critical condition, and begin repairs.
The Cogwork Legates and Maxwellists ready themselves to counterattack anything attacking them, the Neo-Mekhanites, the Stardust Sentinel or SCP-882. The Cogwork Legates also take the opportunity to further standardize themselves.
Saurite 10/11 Black Widow Staff 7/13
Jungle Spores && Nature's Gift || SCP-2902 seed 3/X
Wall of Chains 10/20
SCP-914-1:1 3/X
SCP-914-Coarse 3/X
00C: How long does it take to manufacture Alchemiter upgrades?
Also, shouldn't the Clockwork Gadget have a health bar?
Fenris dodges! Because of this, it counters! As you're not vulnerable, it goes for the next best thing and kills 4 Maxwellists before they can properly take revenge! 4,000 HP to SCP-882!
Your entities will do as you say.
Alchemiter upgrades are reasonably cheap. In this case, I'd wager 10 posts each.
The Clockwork Gadget SHOULD have a health bar, my bad, but it's so low it's a one-hit point wonder in effect. Automatons will defintiely be beefier in comparison.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
Well, Tazz I suppose I should thank you for being tech support... Wait.
Oh God, yes. Tazz, you are my muse. And this attack is dedicated to you.
Kardinal Kazoomeister finds itself in a cubicle which walls seem to extend into infinity. The claustrophobic cubicle notably contains a computer, a desk , pencil and a uncomfortable chair.
Kazoomeister appears to be wearing business casual clothing.
The computer appears to be opened to a chat client.
Oh God no... It can't be... Kardinal has been shanghaied into a tech support area.
...
The legends about this place couldn't be true...
Kazoomeister attempts to commit seppuku with the pencil to avoid working in Tech Support.
Ouch. Well, that hurt.
Didn't solve anything however.
Alright perhaps they can download Pesterchum and get Uzi to get them out of here
Click, click, click, click, click.
You are using Company Time Incorrectly, have a nice day.
Wait, what-
An explosion rocks the cubicle, slamming Kardinal into a wall.
Kazoomeister is docked HP for neglecting its rightful duties as well HP being docked for causing the Computer to explode.
They are currently picking out the metal from it's body. How were they supposed to know that going off task would cause a self destruction in the computer?
I mean for God's sake, who the [censored] runs this this place is just incompetent.
They finish picking out the metal shards in their body. A small pink slip has appeared in the prison cubicle.
Fired for: using company to cause self-harm, illegitimate use company resources, destruction of company resources, and a complaint from one customer.
Sorry, we have a Zero Tolerance Policy.
Well, Kazoomeister 's been fired. Such a pity, coulda have had a lucrative career, unfortunately Kardinal been fired. Into an incinerator.
Oh did I mention that?
The Bottom of the Office vanishes, as Kardinal falls into something close to a classical depiction of Hell, if Hell was made of dead employees and old robots.
Several fellow former employees are burning with Kazoomeister , They ignore Kazoomeister, they are focused on a more notable thing.
The searing heat. Kardinal focuses on it as well.
It hurts...
Kazoomeister's skin chars and blackens.
it hurts.
Flesh begins to peel away.
ithurtsithurtsithurtsithurts
Then relieving nothingness
Nyarly teleports the charred Kardinal Kazoomeister, back to the Battlefield.
Live and fight on, being a puppet is hard. I hope that you will forgive me for your suffering.
Also, note to self: kill the Corpus.
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 40/50 (+2 from Piono)
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 33/50 (+1 Star)
The Summoning Key: 32/50
Assists
Piono x3
I'd be delighted to assist you my friend
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God ! Alchemiter 1/?? (Take 2)
This appears to corrupting the Alchemiter into something else.
The Pack-A-Punch with Built in Mystery Box
This legendary version of the Alchemiter has the standard features of the Alchemiter with a bonus; It also has a side function which allows the items in the Alchemiter it be completely randomized into another alchemy. ?? will trigger the Mystery Box function. All items will also become Eldritch (unique status which could slightly damage Sanity of opponents when used) put in the Pack-A-Punch.
Tendril of an Outer God ! Alchemiter = ERROR! INCORRECT SYNTAX! Use && (AND) or || (OR)!
14,000 damage to the Kazoomeister!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
The power continues to swirl, earth magic is notably becoming prominent in the mix. Whatever is being summoned involves a LOT of earth magic.
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 3/16
Greater Orb of Earth 3/11
Orb of Earth 3/6
3/10 for earth elemental
3/20 for earth archons
5/50 for earth titan. (+1 from FBSN)
+1 to FBSN, +2 to revan. Revan, do you want to be +3 buddies?
Why do you think I specified a Snowball melter and not a snow melter? A snow melter would've been much cheaper and melted a regular snowball just as easily. It was quite clearly a Snowball melter, and thus build specifically to melt things titled Snowball and not snowballs. This being stated, I swap out the snowball melter for the Snowball melter, and melt the Snowball with it.
You got a VERY good snowball melter, but either way, you melt the corpse of the Snowball into pinkish flesh goop. Ewwww...
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
Ah, yes. Battlefury willed into existence the Salt Star Two. A BRAND NEW PERSONAL BATTLESTATION FOR MY USE. His Spice Imperator is in position, but it's prepared to absorb a super laser.
Sadly, this is where I reveal that the Salt Star Two is not actually a mechanical super weapon. It's a giant, organic lifeform, with the massive metal outsides being a huge shell. The shell rips open, revealing the Ultimate Saltform. It's a massive eldritch salt monstrosity, spanning about 0.5 Deathstars in length. Massive salty tendrils span the entire body, covered in massive razor-sharp spikes. A single eye is present in the massive, melting mouth of the beast, glowing red with power. It proceeds to charge a laser, which the Spice Imperator is prepared for! Battlefury laughs, until the Ultimate Saltform grabs the Salty Imperator with it's thousands of tendrils, and proceeds to shove it in it's mouth.
The Spice Imperator refuses to go down, and uses all of it's abilities to fight the Ultimate Saltform! However, it seems that most of it's abilities are being forcibly shut down; a salty virus has taken over the Spice Imperator's systems! And all the people that Battlefury would've attacked are rather... salty that you'd copy massive lengths of my attack AND then use it to attack them. So let's let them join in on the beatdown. Completely absorbed in the combat, the Spice Imperator can only watch as the Ultimate Saltform teleports some of the friendly entities to aid it.
Asterism is temporarily pulled into the iris of the Ultimate Saltform. It's completely harmless, but lets the Ultimate Saltform harness Asterism's abilities. The Ultimate Saltform's eye promptly breaks apart into three, and uses Triple Rainbow on the Spice Imperator! A radiant blast of three circular rainbows rips through the Spice Imperator, fragmenting the hull of it! The several tendrils of the Ultimate Saltform then begin to wrap together, and eventually form giant wings! The three eyes merge back into one, and then the wings start vibrating fast. Beams of sound vibrate the very molecules in the Spice Imperator, causing them to rip apart! The Spice Imperator is starting to dissolve...
The Ultimate Saltform promptly teleports Asterism back, then takes over Fenris Sun Eater. The Ultimate Saltform's jaws are imbued with the power to devour suns, and whatever sort of resistance the Spice Imperator had is GONE. The jaws easily rip through it, but it stays together. The Spice Imperator attempts to counterattack with spice bombs, but they promptly miss thanks to the Ultimate Saltform's sudden evasion stat! It then flings it's prey outward, and fires a blast of molten salt forward! It cuts clean through the Spice Imperator! Now for the next wav-
...the Spice Imperator is already completely destroyed. What a shame.
But the powers of spice are ever-so-threatening. Why not eliminate the powers of Spice at their source? The Ultimate Saltform flies into deep space, but only after returning the Fenris Sun Eater to it's proper spot on the battlefield.
Legend has it that in the deepest reaches of the universe, there's an entire planet made of spices. As long as it exists, the true powers of spice can be harnessed. The Ultimate Saltform slowly glides towards it. And by "slowly", we mean it rockets towards the supposed location of the planet at incredible speeds. It warps in, only to find that the Spice Planet isn't there; only a massive ambush set up by Spice Warships! The Ultimate Saltform is then fired upon by a whole barrage of spice-based weaponry, but it's massive size allows it to tank the incoming fire easily. The Ultimate Saltform lets out a quick laugh. Not only is this laugh terrifying, but it's also insanely loud. The produced shockwave from the laugh vaporizes two of the ten warships in the area.
Two tentacles then rush outward, impaling one warship each. It then swings those impaled two warships around as bats, crushing three other warships before casting the now-destroyed bludgeoning ships aside. The three remaining ships call for backup from their homeworld, and are then promptly salt-lazored into oblivion. They can't absorb salt lasers of that magnitude.
...meanwhile, back on the Battlefield, I make use of a few pieces of equipment I installed on the Ultimate Saltform before it took off into space. Using a heavily-modified toaster, I trace where they sent their "backup transmission" to, and obtain the exact coordinates of their homeworld.
I then use said modified toaster to send an electrical pulse to the Ultimate Saltform's brain, telling it where to go! It charges forward, ready to slam into the planet and wreak havoc! It closes in, and then...
...promptly splatters on a massive energy shield. That wasn't the plan. The Ultimate Saltform has died via super-speedy collision, about 100km away from the planet. The shield temporarly goes down, and the bits of the Ultimate Saltform fall into the spice planet.
I then set up the teleportation array. I had it set up incase something went wrong and the Ultimate Saltform needed help, but it looks like I'll be able to use it to teleport straight onto their planet. Which I do. Where I get there, everything smells... overwhelming. Given that the entire planet is made of spices, it's bound to be that way. Two other figures teleport in with me; more players which I conscripted.
First on was HattyTophatterson, a stylish individual who is a master of style, hats, and gadgets. Inside his massive tophat lies a portal to hammerspace; he can stick his arm in and pull out various arrays of tophat themed gear. The other player was balloondestroyer, a person who was really good at killing balloons. He was followed around by an army of monkeys, and always keeps a rapid-fire dart gun on hand.
One more thing teleports in; a massive Spice-To-Salt conversion device, like that found on the Spice Imperator, except Spice-To-Salt and not Salt-To-Spice. I proceed to run over to it, and slam a couple of buttons at random. This somehow activates it; in two hours, the device will activate, converting the whole planet into salt. Nobody notices it for the next thirty minutes, allowing HattyTophatterson to pull SCV's out of his hat.
HattyTophatterson then gives them shiny blue crystals, and they go to work, constructing missile turrets, barracks and bunkers. Hatty then shoves more blue crystals into the barracks, creating soldiers to go inside the newly created bunkers. balloondestroyer sets up some strange totems along the defenses, with one totem being attached to the Spice-To-Salt device.
After said thirty minutes, a clean-up crew arrives, working on sweeping up the salt from my massive creature from earlier. It promptly sees all the defences we've set up, and alerts the Spice Military. When they arrive in an array of battleships and tanks, balloondestroyer's totems activate! Every single last soldier is inclined to follow the path of totems to the Spice-To-Salt device! It's just like a tower defence.
The onslaught pours in. All of HattyTophatterson's defences work on removing the incoming ships and tanks, while I run around, throwing my various alchemies towards balloondestroyer's monkeys! (Except the Killing Spree, which I loaned to CharaDidNothingWrong.) As monkeys are actually extremely proficient with weapons, they become a great asset to taking down the warships! About thirty minutes until the Spice-To-Salt device activates, a complication arises; the hypnotic effects of balloondestroyer's totems have worn off, and the crew of all the Spice ships have suddenly remembered how to use their weapons! I start running around the Spice-To-Salt device, and throw down several Armistyx's, creating a perimeter wall! As the monkeys and terran defenses are blown to bits, HattyTophatterson and balloondestroyer meet on the walls I have created.
Hatty pulls a tophat cannon out of his hat, and proceeds to engulf entire ships by trapping them inside gigantic tophats, which teleport them into his Hammerspace Pocket, in which they are destroyed by various defenses he's set up inside. balloondestroyer puts money into a small mobile device, calling upon waves of superhero monkeys to tear lines through all the hostile invading ships! I simply use saltmancy to fire massive lances of salt through the enemy ships, as there's insane amounts of salt in the surrounding area. Seriously.
This goes on for awhile. Ships are torn down and walls are fired upon. Eventually, it's one minute until the Spice-To-Salt conversion unit goes off. The ships have pulled back, and the Spice Military is simply raining down orbital bombardment, with massive laser cannons. HattyTophatterson and balloondestroyer are killed in the incoming blasts (and promptly respawn back in the server), and I'm forced to hold down the fort. I then decide "screw this" and proceed to teleport back to the server before I get dunked on.
A laser blast rains down from above, right above the Spice-To-Salt conversion unit. It slams into the device...
...dealing (100-50) damage to it! It has 9950 HP left. Hopelessly, the spice peoples fire upon the device with all their might, but it's no use. The device has gone off. The very ground boils as a wave of energy swipes through it, turning the spicy surface of the planet into molten salt. Then the mantle. Then the core. Eventually, the spice planet is no more. Over the next few days, the people of the Spice Planet all die out, not used to the harsh conditions of salt. Or the conditions of being salt, rather.
Back on the battlefield, Battlefury feels himself weaken. His spice powers have been suddenly drained away from him with the fall of the planet. He then falls on the ground, suffering from a sudden lack of power...
...Back on the newly created Salt Planet, I duct-tape a bunch of rocket boosters to one side of the planet. It begins to boost over to the Battlefield. Eventually, it'll slam into the PZ Side...
But not yet. When? Who knows.
As for the anti-salt machine; THIS IS A COUNTER. NOT AN ATTACK.
...This.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
Invidia Warded Jar && Rune of Envy && SCP-1133-5 && 2x Electrum Shears = Twin Shears of Leviathan (9/13)
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (5/13)
NEW: Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (2/13)
Module Action
Module Descriptions
- - : Generating light level 40.
- - : 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into , 5,000 EMC into .
- - : 66,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring no EMC.
- - : Condensing nothing. 54,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from .
- - : Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from .
- - : Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to .
- - : 980,260/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from . Transferring 106 EU per post to .
- - : Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from .
- - : Being powered and operated by .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (43/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (31/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (49/50) (+6 from Generic)
+2 to TwinBuilder
+1 to crystalcat
Action
Shizuki grabs the mic and starts to sing. No use of SCP-4517-DTG is required - every entity I channel the awesomeness at explodes from sheer awesome overload. Transparent Elegyn_buna Yesterday, I took the pill of forgettingBut now I can't remember what will happen tomorrow and Ah, well, it hurts, it hurts so muchMy voice must have reached through the time axis but nowYou just hate, and hate, and hate till you're naughtbut an empty shell of strong dislike This apathy, it's painfully wrong
These songs and colors are just nothing butthe memories of those 93 nights with youThis is farewell, goodbye forever. I Can't (Mar)read the SituationcosMo Please tell me right here and now, 'cause I don't get it at allTo you, is my personality of an awkward character?Rules are disregarded, because I don't know themSo I'm only going to make you reject me! I try to be what you want, I am what you ask forAnd that would keep my world stable for the rest of timeAnd since I ruin the atmosphere wherever I go,I'm going to end up useless and alone in life! The Lost One's WeepingNeru Can you read the Sinographs on that blackboard that you see?Can you read what that student is imagining you to be?Question one, who was it that dyed his heart black and how?Hey, who did it now? Hey, who did it now? Can you solve the equation that you have in your mind?Can you unite the knot that's cutting off his lifeline?Would it be fine if we kept on living emptily?Hey, what could I be? Hey, what could I be? Can you tell me the formulas that you have learned in this hall?Can you even tell me what your young self thought after all?So who ruined those dreams and never let you recall?I know who did it; yes, I know them all! So when will you grow up and be one of our kind?But what does that give me, and tell me why do you mind? So who should I ask and why can't I remember?Hey, what could I do? It doesn't matter anymore... Unhappy Refrainwowaka How could you even say that this is happy?Waking up too early after dreams of Windows VistaWhere I end up in this life, am I happy?I just wish I wasn't so exhausted now! So this is what it means to just be happyFalling down onto the Highway Cookie landfill belowI crumble and break and just disappear 'causeI've lost you and I'll never find you again! You say that, this is true, but is it happy?Spinning around at .68 RPM again,If this is what I see, then is it lucky?That's really weird, I'm not receiving my reward! The sound continues to echo everywhereand I can't tell if I'm hearing its start or its end, soThose words are, those words are, all just meaningless!But it seems like nobody understood them, no Beyond the screen I found somebody falling,An upside-down girl, an irrational world Middle-Schooler Disease Outburst Boyrerulili It's getting worse now, breaking all the lawsI'm falling apart to the tune of cognitohazardsI can't seem to find the 500 pillIt's an antimemetic male destiny, containment failure It's getting worse now, reality warps aroundSwaying in the gap between light and dark and grey,The procedures aren't even known at this pointBut if in this moment I have to do it then I will complyI'm memetically compelled to seek my true self,TRANSMISSION VECTOR, MY SEARCHLIGHTCRITICAL CONTAINMENT FAILURE Inability ScamEZFG Seeing into the future, granting wishes and goingI want to carry it forth for the you that I love Lying to reality and begging for my healingI'm sad to say it's impossible to sleep If I'd found out now, I would be betterAnd as I awake I would have seen a perfect world
I then gather the awesomeness of the songs and channel it at the Hulk. The Hulk promptly gets gibbed.
23,000 damage!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
I give Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. a list of trivia on different elements.
1. Seaborgium is the only element to be named after a living person.
2. Arsenic will kill you.
3. Red-orange neon lights are the only ones that actually contain neon.
4. Seriously, arsenic is bad.
5. Radium was once used to paint watch dials.
6. Did I mention that arsenic will kill you?
Multiple weapons/things can have the same name, you know.
Marvel of Machinery: 24/50
some loser: 17/25
Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = Suntitan Panelaxe (11/11) Complete.
Spur && Mirror && Piece of Paper With the Infinity Symbol On It = Ad Infinitum (3/16)
+2 to Twin.
Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr's mind is absolutely BLOWN. He doesn't even know what Seaborgium IS! He naturally loses 1 PhD, and gains 1 charge for his supercharge!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
The Pact: ================================================== 50/50 (+5 from Cobalt)
(+8 from TFT, +6 from jondanger, +5 from Revan, +2 from FBSN, +1 from piono in reserve)
I +3 crystalcat.
I'd just like to say that Ultra Greed's money can't be stolen under ANY circumstances.
Ultra Greed uses Bling Volcano and Cash Tank. (LET IT STICK THIS TIME, HUH???) Vox Asterism uses Six Senses on the Hulk and Dr. Andonuts. Ampersand goes before the Nuclear Throne and Mimics it, using Nuclear Fission (it's minicritted due to King Me, though Ampersand can't attack twice!) The Nuclear Throne uses Giga Beam and Nuclear Fusion.
* I... I can't believe it. I can't believe it! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! YES! IT'S HAPPENING! IT'S FINALLY, FINALLY HAPPENING!
The Scribe hides in his underground bunker. Dimly, he registers that his end of The Pact has been completed. Hollow light reflects itself in his goggles. Soon, the day will come. Judgement Day. The world will be purged of sinners. The Scribe hears a pop behind him, recognizing that Flowey has tunneled into the room. Without turning around, the Scribe speaks. "It's done." Flowey grins excitedly, his voice wavering.
* Hee hee hee... You sure know how to make a good deal, Scribe. The Scribe doesn't turn around. "What's that supposed to mean." Flowey smirks. * What do you think it means? I'm paying you a compliment. Haven't you ever heard of them before? Haven't you ever tried being nice? "Haven't you?" * An infinite amount of times. But it got boring. Having a lot of LOVE is MUCH more interesting than having a lot of love, don't you think? "I suppose so. I've always been one for violence." Flowey laughs. * Of course. Why else would you have agreed to this?
The Scribe and Flowey gaze at a large machine at the other end of the room. A stone slab inscribed with the icon of a leaking pen, hooked up to an entangled nest of wires. All of the machinery funnels into a massive glass vial. It's empty. But it won't be for long. * You know the risks. You know the pain. You know the power. You're all about making irrational decisions, aren't you. "Aren't you?" Flowey cackles again. * ...Listen. I get what you're doing. You think that just because you're going after the Gate, because you want to play God like me... That means you get me. You understand me. You treat me as an equal, maybe? The Scribe doesn't speak right away. "Not as an equal. Nor a friend. Never cared for them. I see you more as... an influence." * Not as a friend? How about a BEST FRIEND? "Don't push your luck."
Flowey's face shifts between a thousand expressions in the blink of an eye. * Hey, I get it. You're too cool for friends, right? I've only ever had one. But you know all about them. If you think YOU get me... Forget it. THEY were the only one who really knew. THEY were always there for me... While I was alive. Flowey sighs. * And then they died. Until the seventh human came along. I could feel them. Guiding their actions. Influencing them. Just like I've done to you! "That's what you are. An influence." * Heh. There you go again. Acting as if you know everything about me. I've been around for way too long, Scribe. Thousands of years, across an unknowable amount of timeline. Some where I die, some where I live. Some where the human makes friends, some where the human makes enemies. Some that lead into others in a road of endless destiny, some that branch off and doom themselves. Yet in every single one... I've always stayed this way. A stupid, puny, hopeless, useless, FLOWER.
The Scribe turns around, amber light in his goggles. "Careful. You don't want to show emotion, do you?" Flowey's eyes blink out of existence for a second. * ... "You're right. I don't get you. I don't think I want to. However evil I think I might be, you're much worse. You're a despicable, soulless cretin. The perfect partner for someone like me." * ...Do you hate humanity? The Scribe looks at the machine again. "No. I don't hate humans. I hate the ones who made them." * Don't you think you're setting your sights a little too high? You can't exactly commit a genocide of the gods. "Maybe. Maybe not. But I can sure as hell try. Isn't that what being determined is all about? The power to keep moving on?" Flowey grins. * ...You really aren't an idiot, are you? You know exactly what you're doing. "Of course I do. Don't you?" * What do you think?
The two stand in silence.
* You remind me of them. The Scribe stands tall. "How?" * ...You don't really talk to anyone else except me. You have powerful views. And the means to accomplish them. "You're not just talking about our plan?" * Heck no. Scribe, you're determined in your own way. All of these warriors are. Warriors fighting an endless war. "All of time and space... And the space outside of space. Does it even end?" * Fluent in Zuish, huh? "The first language, after all. Squares and lines, Flowey. Squares and lines."
Flowey tunnels into the ground, popping up closer to the massive vial. * I like this. How you let me rule over you. I have a strong power over you. A dark design. "You've inspired me. You've helped me to seal myself away in here and devote myself to this plan. Feelings... Doubts... For you, I cast them aside." * Good. Very good. ...How are the other five coming along? The Scribe walks to a computer terminal that displays six colored hearts in a hexagonal pattern. Amber, purple, maroon, silver, jade, aquamarine. Only the amber heart is full; the others are at varying levels of completion. "Very well. I'm the only one who's finished. But they will fall in line."
The Scribe presses a button, and the walls retract. Situated in a similar yet much larger hexagonal pattern are five other massive glass vials with large wires hooked up to them. "We have sealed our fates long ago. There's nothing else to live for except this opportunity. So I will gladly take it." Flowey smiles. * I'm not your friend. I'm not your leader. I am an opportunity. I am an influence. I am a nightmare. And it's good that you, at the very least, know that. Flowey stares at the massive vials. * Soon... Players. Entities. Everyone. They'll all realize it too. I'm not just going to be a nightmare. I'll be...
* YOUR BEST NIGHTMARE.
As you sit to plan and set your sights high, you get this feeling in the back of your mind, a feeling of dire consequences, more dire than you know-you almost feel as if Ampersand had showed you a flicker of this before, but you cannot tell, not for the life of you, its foggy now but will clear shortly...You have found a FATE. Doubtless this will occur, so you'll probably accept the fate, but you'll be informed. And ONLY you. You tell anyone else and bad things happen. Its a condition of FATE.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
@Talist If Toast (not ~ or *Toast) was more insane, she would probably be Dark Carnival. Fortunately she is at least a little bit smart.
| Charges |
Tonic 26/50 (+1 Tazz, +2 from Richard)
[Reserved] 9/?? (+1 Tazz) (it's actually a waiter, not a plan for a collab charge)
Sun-dered. 38/40 (+1 Tazz +3 from Talist, Hezetor and Pricey)
| Alchemy |
Flip Lighter || Panda Tibbers (teddy bear form) && Soul of a Fireworks Demon && Weasly-Brand Fireworks = Wildfire (Level 10 - 7/11)
+1 to crystal, +1 to MeGa +1 to Talist
Waiting for dop, but it'll probably look something like above.
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Red - Level 1 - 12'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
*4'000 on single digit taking entities.
Mix: IIIIII
| Action |
A room suddenly found itself standing far off to the side of the battle, seemingly immune to the outside conflict. It wasn't exactly necessary, but peace was excellent when discussing business. A man dressed in a grey suit and white undershirt approached the door and entered without knocking.
The door opened, and semi-natural light along with many shouts and screams flooded into the otherwise dimly lit room. A figure passed through, then closed the door behind him, the sound of battle silenced. Inside the room was a beautiful wooden table and light hanging only by a long, thin wire and illuminating the table. A silhouette sat at one side of the table, the light hanging to low to reveal his face.
"Sorry I'm late, Mr. Sleuth or Mr. Creeper, whichever you prefer; it appears there are a number of people who prefer to not have me here with you. I'm sure you are aware of these unruly characters, hence why I am here. With my help, you will be not only getting the rights to your attack back, but be countering in due course."
The man's voice was smooth and confident; he knew what he was doing.
"Now I must confirm a few things with you, just to make sure we are on the same page."
His hand pulled out an A4 vanilla folder, and slid it across the table to the Sleuth. It was signed, '^Toast'. It listed the offences of a character known as 'battlefury13'.
"If everything is in order, will shall move on. So it appears you have had an attack 'stolen' by battle 'battlefury13' fury. His defence is that he has every right to use it because he has allegedly 'paraody'd' the attack from you. While this would be reasonable in any other environment, in DTG it is somewhat less acceptable to copy both the format and theme of another players attack. I suggest we push for consequences, which councidentally I am entirely immune to due to a childhood accident which was completely unprofessional and we shouldn't discuss at this time. Shall we?"
^Toast approached a wall and brought out a intricately designed fountain pen. He appeared to be drawing... sketching blueprints on the wall. As he sketched, the foundations seemed to change with it. The stone walls becoming light wooden ones, the room expanding to a much larger area that couldn't be interpreted as anything but a courtroom.
Even people themselves were drawn in, and it appears the pen was none other than Art Initiates Life. But how did that get here? Wasn't it from the far future...? Best not to ask, especially when all of the Toasts are generally travellers of some description.
A large courtroom, now complete with a steadfast judge and a perceptive jury stood where the room once stood.
OK, just gonna push a fast forward button on this: In the ensuring court case, Battlefury13 is found guilty of the charges of creative theft, parody or no, and will deal reduced damage next round!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 35/50 : I guess the next me will have to do it, if they're inclined.
Siren Song ===== 14/20 : I try calling some sirens for help, but they won't answer their phones. This is why I like working with animals, and not people, even if that line seems really blurry at times.
Boosts:
+3 to Irecreeper
8,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts!
Fenris will do as you say!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
I am AG, just so you don't have to go back like 20 pages.
A Charge Which I Am Too Lazy To Name: (3/20)
+1 to Ire, Toast, Twin
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
Instructions unclear, got gorilla stuck in foxgirl
...Oh right nullposts. Well, time to use this spot.
STEALTH DANCING: 43/50
BAR: AAAAA?AAAA
Just Another Day at the Divine Work Station: 8/50
I decide to go throw some healing potions at the Toby Dog because politicians are evil. There's your reason.
You can't interact with the Toby dog! He's in IRON CHEF! (Your nulls wouldn't have counted as you're Neutral.)
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
Flip Lighter || Panda Tibbers (teddy bear form) && Soul of a Fireworks Demon && Weasly-Brand Fireworks = Wildfire (Level 10 - 8/11)
+1 to crystal, +1 to MeGa +1 to Ire
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Red - Level 1 - 12'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
*4'000 on single digit taking entities.
Mix: IIIIII IN USE MIXING...
| Action + Mix + Leona |
This is gonna just chill here for now. #leonaishot (not to be confused with Leona is hot, rather: Leona I shot)
A burst of light erupted from the sun.
Approximately 8 Minecraft minutes later, a solar flare hit the battlefield, somehow missing everyone entirely.
A figure emerged from the beam.
LEONA ENTERED THE BATTLEFIELD AND EVERYONE REALISED THEY MAY OR MAY NOT BE SUN-DERED PRETTY SOON.
Leona 170'000/170'000 - 5'000 attack.t
Avatar of the Sun: While active, the sun and moon alternate each turn. When it is Sunny, Leona takes half damage and deals double damage with her normal attacks. When it is Moonlit, Leona takes 1.25x damage and deals 0.75x damage. Abilities are augumented while Sunny, and she starts Sunny. This does not affect the weather, surprisingly.
Shield of Daybreak: Deals damage to and stuns a target for one turn. If it is Sunny, crits. Cooldown: 2
Eclipse: Leona gains 75'000 points of shield for up to 2 turns. After this time, the shield explodes dealing double the shield's health to 2 random hostiles. If it is Sunny upon detonation, targets hit will be crit by their next assailant. Cooldown: 4
Solar Flare: Leona deals heavy damage to and stuns a target and medium damage to up to 3 other targets. When Sunny, Leona's other abilities will be increased by 1 charge each. Cooldown: 7
~Toast mixes Red and Blue, becoming Purple for 2 posts (gaining bonuses (which are currently Nonexis~en~) and DMG from/for both Red and Blue during this time or maybe it was 1 post). She also looks slightly more masculine for some reason, and a purple armor not unlike that of the Obsidian Armor from Crypt of the Necrodancer surrounds her.
~Toast sends 3 cards from Destiny towards the new threats.
The Cosmos
The Crypt
Death
Hm. Okay I can work with this.
Meanwhile, a court case is in progress. ^Toast addresses the suddenly existent Battlefury
"Battlefury. You are accused of theft of post by my client, hence why you are here. You may call in a lawyer, but unless he/she or you can find clear evidence of your status to being "not guilty", you will be facing consequences."
Coincidentally and due to a strange incident as a child, ^Toast was in fact completely immune to consequences. Wierd, and in no way relevant or ever will be to. Anyway, back to the case.
-> FINISHING THIS IN A DIFFERNT POST SOME OTHER TIME. TOOO BUSY.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
Status effect gained: Female (small penalty to damage and max health, small bonus to accuracy and dodge chance) (yes this more than likely won't actually change anything at all but honestly this is an opportunity to experiment with flipping genders of some of my characters)
+3 to battlefury13
CAP: 25/50 (+6 from battlefury13, +4 from UserZero, +1 from latedop)
Due to unforeseen circumstances involving a link to a website, Walker ends up turned into a girl - long hair, breasts, the whole deal. There is a pause, then she stares down at herself, clearly bewildered.
"WHAT. WHY AM I... JUST... WHAT... IS THIS REAL?"
She pokes herself experimentally.
"OKAY YEP THAT'S REAL I'M FEMALE NOW. THIS FEELS WEIRD."
After getting over the oddity of having flipped gender, she picks up her sword again, seemingly having a little difficulty with the weight of it. Strange. It hadn't been that much to her back when she was male... Nonetheless, she decides to do what she does best, leaping through the air at Sans and taking a swing at him. She seems to be moving faster than before, although she's a bit unbalanced due to the change in weight and strength that happened to her as a result of gender flipping. Regardless of a hit or miss, she lets out a huffy sigh, gracefully retreating by turning and sprinting back over to the PZ side of the field. Yep, she's definitely moving faster now than she was as a guy, although she seems a bit... unused to her new body.
It's too small to matter, really.
sans dodges.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
Well, would you look at that! The Snow Tank has been upgraded! I owe whoever did that one, so please identify yourself! I'll +Assist you for the next few turns.
Also, what happens if you're going to have a charge that leads into a sidequest?
Action 1/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 45/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 20/50
I, noticing Ultra Greed's critical condition, heal him up with the Super Prototype Medigun and reduce some of the damage he might take!
Über: 2/9 [IIIIIIIII]
Support: 32/100
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
Ultra Greed is in IRON CHEF, and cannot be interacted with! Your uber point is rescinded!
Hm... It's been a while since Uzi's taken damage, hasn't it...
Wait... I can feel something...
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 4/16
Greater Orb of Earth 4/11
Orb of Earth 4/6
4/10 for earth elemental
4/20 for earth archons
6/50 for earth titan.
+3 to revan
Think back far, far into the past... the early days of the thread when silliness still reigned supreme above all else.
A time back when George was still a player in this war...
It's time for one of my famous...
CALLBACK ATTACKS!!!
Uzi hears something. A... squeak? She doesn't recognize it at first, but then she realizes...
IT'S HER PET PENGUIN FROM PAGE 9!
How did it get on the battlefield? It was teleported away to a safe dimension and should be completely safe from harm...
But yet, there it is, on the far edge of the battlefield, but not only is it on the far edge of the battlefield...
But it's being terrorized by the giant rubber duck that got launched into the ether on Page 3 as well!
Oh no!
Uzi realizes what must have happened, her using her powers to port the two birds must have left open a doorway, and in the months that followed the duck was able to pursue the penguin, and in a fit of jealousy after discovering that Uzi was a duck lover upon watching the subsequent rubber-duck based attack and yet Uzi still loved the penguin more than it, it having been stuffed into the ether and left there to rot, it pursued the pet penguin in an effort to extinguish its competition!
And across a great trek the penguin was assailed across dimensions until finally it found its way back to its mother, but alas and alack, the poor thing's energy has run out.
Uzi immediately runs to try and save her pet penguin, will she get there in time?
Will she?
Will She?
WILL SHE!?!?!
Of course she will, she's an omega+ godmodder.
She knocks the rubber duck into the stratosphere and hugs her beloved pet penguin.
Never again, never again will she let anything hur...
What's that noise.
Uzi realizes a split-second too late to block with her godmodding powers that this is, in fact, not her pet penguin, but instead the BLUE SHELL from PAGE 3!
For reference, when the blue shell was launched at Uzi, it flew off into the distance, apparently seeking a far more important target... as it turns out, said target was future Uzi.
The blue shell and duck had met together in the crossroads of time and fate, and agreed together that the two of them could not let their attacks become forgotten setups, that they must return to the battlefield one day and indeed must DO SOMETHING when they returned. And thus they have returned to fulfill their ancient pact.
The blue shell hits Uzi, and since she was taken in by this magnificent dupe, she is unable to apply any of her defenses to blocking it.
((Goooooo first damage to a godmodder ever. Pleaseletthisworkforoncepleaseletthisworkforoncepleaseletthisworkforonce))
IN an unexpected twist, it turns out it WASN'T the Blue Shell either! It was the Pencil of Doom from the 1st page (if I'm getting it right)! It had come back for revenge! The Blue Shell is STILL MIA! You've just GOT to wonder where its heading to...
Either way, the Pencil of Doom proves it is very, very doomtastic, and the very-distracted Uzi, too euphoric at Star's death to pick out fine details like 'does that look like a penguin or a pencil?', takes 2 damage and is pushed back 70 spaces!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
I throw a couple shield generators around Mettaton EX.
Marvel of Machinery: 25/50 Yay! Half-way done!
some loser: 18/25
Spur && Mirror && Piece of Paper With the Infinity Symbol On It = Ad Infinitum (4/16)
+2 to twin
You put up a wall! It'll take one hit for Mettaton before dying.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
[RP AND ATTACKS] DR ANDONUTS: You would pay for that, but I know I won't be able to hit you.
Dr Andonuts decides to use PSI gorillakill Omega on the Bling Tank, or Captain Falcon if the Bling Tank dies.
ConsumerOfAll: sans, I thought that you wanted to be able to negotiate if you could. Don't tell me that you've been completely blinded by rage to the point where you can't even ACT. ConsumerOfAll: If you only want Uzi dead, what's the point of targeting AZ? Sure, their leader attacked you, but a lot of them haven't even done anything to you personally. ConsumerOfAll: Not like I want the Anti-Zeroes to survive, they want Uzi dead and therefore they are going to be eradicated, but it seems that you hold a grudge to the point where it corrupts your very actions. ConsumerOfAll: Emotions can make people do insane things, you know. I've seen it. ConsumerOfAll: But yeah. I did indeed make a truce with the Goatstoppers, or Godmodder Slayers. ConsumerOfAll: Both of us combined have less entities than the Anti-Zeroes, so if we work together for a short while, we'll even the entity advantage out. ConsumerOfAll: Doesn't mean we're friends, though. You do oppose UserZero so yeah. Be careful of ADVENT coming for the Avenger when the truce is evened out.
I wave at the Dimension 953 entities, just because I can.
Several orbs, glowing several different colours, form and rotate around me, before I point at Zarod. One by one, the orbs each smash into Zarod, a brightly-coloured radiating around it exterminating anything undead or youkai like before Zarod appears to be a disco ball to everyone near. The lights fade out and Zarod finds all the decay around them, any parts of their body that are decayed and any decaying aura gone, purified with the power of Fantasy Seal.
[HOMURA ACTION]
I find it hard to believe that these creatures are not Witches inside of a barrier, unless 953 is a barrier.
Love uses Rebirth.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] Purity 37/50 (+8 from Best Godmodder, including last turn, +1 from Tazz) ================================================== Let's Make A Contract With Bunnycat! 25/50 (+8 from Best Godmodder, including last turn, +1 from Tazz) ================================================== α Ascension: Preparations 14/50 (+8 from Best Godmodder, including last turn, +1 from Tazz) ================================================== ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (7/??) ================ Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (3/??) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (3/??) ================
+1 to TT2000, +1 to Walker, +1 to Battlefury
[BREAKDOWN, OOC AND ENTITY ADVANTAGE STATISTICS]
AZ: 18, GS: 8, PZ: 9 (Even with the summons, PZ has half of the amount of entities as AZ. Omega Flowey should correct that, but unfortunately by killing everyone. @Tazz: Can I have levels on my alchemies? @nulitor: I'd prefer to become a godmodder solo, but if you want, you can use that charge to become a godmodder.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher
You somehow magically exterminate the Rotten Flesh that was SUPPOSED to spawn, it somehow tanking the blow for Zarod proper! You exterminate it so hard it isn't even in the previous EoTB! This is definitely not a copout. No siree. This totally was how everything was planned out from the start.
sans: i'm sorry, but if i had to pick between the two of you right now, i'd pick richard to ally with if i really had to. sans: ignoring the fact that im trying to fend him off as well. sans: i prefer pacifism to be frank but i'm not just going to sit down and let him kill me for power. sans: but uzi... sans: she could have been a good person if she tried, but she won't try, ever. sans: even richard can be reasonably ok, but considering uzi just committed genocide twice over i'm officially drawing the line.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
-SPLIT UPDATE IN PROGRESS-
#heisunworthy
It appears that posts are getting so big that I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to split the update no matter what I do. Eh, not really a big deal...Unless the other half of the update is on another page.
A small CRT TV appears, glowing with potent energy, something to do with bits and bytes and cones and colors. It seems like something out of an SCP article. Its document would look something like this:
Item #: SCP-3785
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3785 is to be kept in a labeled, lead-lined storage room in Site-84. In the case of a containment breach, SCP-3785's room will lock itself automatically.
Description: SCP-3785 is a [REDACTED] brand CRT TV, model number PS816-985. SCP-3785 is currently on, requires no power source to operate and appears to have no power switch. SCP-3785 has the capability to display any amount of colors in virtually any wavelength.
Every year, at a random time on September 15, SCP-3785 will turn off for 15 seconds before turning back on. When SCP-3785 is turned on, it will only display in two colors. However, the display will increase its number of supported bits by 1 to 3 bits in Chromut Events.
Chromut Events occur seemingly randomly; between 45 and 189 hours separate each event.
SCP-3785 displays the transmission of a random television channel in real time. However, SCP-3785 shows higher-definition visual output than usual and, at or after approximately 59 Chromut Events, emit all possible electromagnetic waves, including infrared, ultraviolet, gamma radiation and [REDACTED].
Addendum 1:
A video of the Chernobyl nuclear explosion was shown on SCP-3785 104 Chromut Events after reset, causing severe radiation poisoning to several researchers when SCP-3785's locker was opened at that time.
It just needs something to use it to its true potential. And as soon as I say that, the monitor disappears.
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Ante Up!: 34/50 ================================================== (+1 from Tazz)
The Pact: 46/50 ================================================== (+1 from Tazz)
+3 to mythicZoologist
Bomber shuddered again, feeling the clock tick down further. Anticipation nearly overwhelmed him, yet he kept his calm and collected exterior. He let out a deep sigh, lighting another cigar. Smoke filled the air as Bomber took a brief moment to unwind and prepare for what was to come. "How long has it been?" A brief, cynical smile crept across his face before falling to a neutral expression again. He knew the answer to that rhetorical question, asked to nobody in particular. Everything he had done up to this point was ultimately a failure. Not regarding his company, which would be considered a massive success in many dimensions and planes. It was something else that he had been pursuing for an eternity. Each time, a bitter failure.
"No, not this time..." He mumbled to himself between smokes. "This time, everything will change."
Maroon mists coiled around his right hand. Extending his arm outward, the mists gathered more densely, becoming a definite form. That form began to solidify, shedding the maroon color. It was revealed to be the Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer, transported from his personal storage of ambiguous size and content. Wielding the large weapon with one hand was probably impossible for some of the mortal races, but it was easily manageable for Bomber.
Taking a wide swing, he struck the Hulk with a powerful blow. Dashing backwards as if he were gliding on air to dodge the Hulk's counter attack, he threw the weapon at the Hulk. It spun through the air rapidly before striking him square in the nose. The weapon bounced off, flipping backwards. Rushing forth, Bomber caught the weapon and immediately used it to attack the Hulk again, bashing him in the head.
While the Hulk was stunned Bomber used this opportunity to jump over the hulk. Pointing the hammer downward while in the air, he was able to catch the Hulk with its front. Flicking a switch, the immense rocket engine roared to life. The weapon was propelled forward, swinging the Hulk high into the air. The Hulk flew straight upward into the sky. Landing on the ground, Bomber looked upwards to watch the mutant, sunning his eyes to exaggerate the fact a little. Predicting where he would land, Bomber raised his arm. A massive spike of brimstone burst from the ground, ready to cushion the Hulk's fall. Yeah right. As expected, the Hulk landed straight on the jagged spire of stone and was impaled through his stomach. Unable to support his own immense weight, he slowly and painfully slid down the spire a few more inches.
Lowering his arm, the spike receded into the cracked earth again. The Hulk fell to the ground, motionless.
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 8/15)
Eye of True Sight && Markerlight = The Oculus (Level 12: 5/13)
Festering Horn && Bottled Perish Song & Star of Chaos = The Doomsday Bell (Level 15: 5/16)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
The Pact: ================================================== 50/50
(+8 from TFT and jondanger, +5 from Revan, +2 from FBSN, +1 from piano and teag in reserve)
I +3 Bomber.
The Scribe links Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. to the YouTube video History of Japan by bill wurtz, a nine-minute-long epic that tells the entire history of Japan from ancient times to present day in the form of easy-to-understand language and oftentimes psychedelic visuals and audio. The sheer amount of knowledge and trivia in the video brings a tear to Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr.'s eyes. Then he goes over to Kardinal Kazoomeister, taking out a black kazoo. Before Kazoomeister can react, the Scribe has thrown the kazoo at him. It instantly lodges itself inside of Kazoomeister's mouth, sucking out his soul and forcing him to play it if he wants to live. However, the kazoo is cursed so the only song it can play is The Song That Never Ends. If Kazoomeister ever stops playing it, even for a second, he'll feel himself die more and more until nothing is left. After a half an hour, Kazoomeister is a blackened husk.
Action:
Ah, I've said too much as it is.
"Oh right, before I go."
Can't just skip to the last few chapters, what kind of story would that be?
I open another portal, this time beneath Dr Andonuts, attempting to dump him into the mass of molten metal that is the nearest phoenix nest. I add an additional gravity well to ensure he doesn't simply try to levitate himself or some-such manner of evasion.
Entity orders:
See first post.
Main Roleplay Chunk:
"No?"
"Okay then, I'm not sure when or if I'll see any of you again..."
Mythic simply walks into the portal, which collapses behind them.
"Finally, ."
He walks through a dark, straight tunnel, moving towards a light from the far side. Occasionally pitch-black limbs, belonging to no creature, reach from the sides, he evades them with casual ease.
...A short time passes..
A shadowy gateway manifests in the Scribe's vicinity, lasting only long enough for Mythic to step out before it vanishes in much the same way as it appeared.
"So this is where we're making it happen?"
Inventory:
Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10][Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9]
Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] [Accept Quest?] (>Y/N)
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]
Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
Memory Crystal: DTG2 && Hourglass = DTG2 Timeglass [Level 5] (4/6)
Charges:
The Pact ========== 51/50 (+3 from Bomber)
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 36/50 : Still, I never thought I'd have to have inverted over something like... This.
Siren Song ===== 15/20 : I try calling some sirens for help, but they won't answer their phones. This is why I like working with animals and not people, even if that line seems really blurry at times.
Boosts:
+3 to Irecreeper
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
Ante Up!: 35/50 ==================================================
The Pact: 50/50 ================================================== (+3 from Twin)
+3 to mythicZoologist
Zarod uses Strangle on Love! The Cleric Beast will attack the Clockwork Legates of the Broken Church!
Bomber uses the R.N.G. one more time, aiming at the Hulk.
[ ICE | ICE | ICE ]
( On the d8 roll: 6, 5, 6 )
The R.N.G. shudders for a moment while playing a joyous chime. Teal lights flash around the edges of the slot interface. The air around the gun immediately becomes colder by ten degrees and continues to drop rapidly. Frost gathers at the end of the gun's barrel. Suddenly, a literal blizzard blows out of the front of the gun. All other noises are deafened by the raging blizzard, which is concentrated at the Hulk. The onslaught of severe wintry weather proved too much for the Hulk, causing him to take a fair amount of damage. On top of that, he is inflicted with Frostburn, which is essentially a DoT. Lastly, he becomes Frozen, meaning he cannot act unless he takes damage (from a non Frostburn source) in which case he takes a little extra from the attack that targets him since it will shatter the ice. Of course, if that is a little too much for the sake of balance, he is merely Chilled, meaning that every turn there is a chance he will be unable to act. This effect persists for a while as well.
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 7/15)
Eye of True Sight && Markerlight = The Oculus (Level 12: 6/13)
Festering Horn && Bottled Perish Song & Star of Chaos = The Doomsday Bell (Level 15: 6/16)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
OK, technical difficulties arose in updating and I have to cancel before even a skeledop. (Yes, the website crashed and the post fell victim to Data Vampires; yes, it was a post too long error. no, I cannot use Windows to save the dop unless I want it to go even slower than it is). We'll see about tomorrow.
I admit its annoying, and it annoys me more than anyone.
Flakthrower && Ichor Bullets = Armor Piercer 9/9 (Some of you might see where I am going with this.) Done.
Spoke's Wings II Crystalline Blades = Crystal Blade Wings 1/???
Deus Noctem && Life Shaver II Machine Gun = Deterio Inclina 5/16
Dualizer && Heaven's Gate && Devil's Sunrise = Dual Balance 4/13
+2 IGN, +1 Ire
The Artist and The Yandere 21/50
Winchester Rotomo 27/30
Save the World... Sort of 11/50
I equip Spoke's Wings, making them available for poking enemies anytime.
I then use Deus Noctem to go full [Error 404] on Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr and Kardinal Kazoomeister.
( [Error 404] will be my new censor word. :D)
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
It doesn't annoy me, since your tendency to fail to post does allot me more time to post in my hectic week.
Also, no one's claimed responsibility over blingifying my Snow Tank! If you do, then I'll +Assist you.
Tazz, another question on sidequests: Would they exist parallel to the main game (in the same thread) but with someone else (e.g. me) as the sidequest's GM or not?
Action 2/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 46/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 21/50
I +Assist whoever blingified my Snow Tank.
I take aim with the Xia-Li Polyslayer and open fire at either the Pro-Zero entity with either the highest health or a cluster of huddled-up Pro-Zero entities where it'll pierce through them all, making sure to fire in bursts to conserve my accuracy.
Über: 2/9 [IIIIIIIII]
Support: 30/100 [IIIIIIIIII]
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
/null.
I'm the one who turned the Snow Tank into the Bling Tank.
My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
New uses and tweaks for common items that lack uses. Making some items less unbearable.
Post II
Y looks at Fenris, the rivet gun still in his hand.
Y: Wait, Fenris isn't the one who's suposed to eat the sun. Fenris is supposed to eat Odin, and his son Sköll's the one who eats the sun.
0ne of Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr's PhDs promptly explodes in his face.
Suddenly, the sun abruptly stops moving, and an entity descends from the sky. It is Sköll himself, who's disappointed at his father and decides that the most logical thing to do is to attack Rick, who's immobilized due to hugging and also is Fenris' superior. Sköll chomps Rick's the right arm, his brother Hati appearing out of nowhere and biting him in the right. Fenris's brother, the Midgårdsorm, also decides to join the fun, coiling its ouroboros-like shape around Rick's left leg. 0ut of nowhere, the dragon Nidhögg pops up, embedding its teeth into Rick's right leg. Just as out of nowhere, the eagle Hräsvelg lands on Rick's forehead, doing horrible things to his neck muscles before pecking him in his left eye, the hawk Väderfalner who in turn sits on the eagle's forehead taking the opportunity to peck him in what remains of his right. Lastly, the squirrel Ratatosk decides that his beard is an atrocity towards all facial hair, and begins to ferociously claw and bite his chin.
The mythological monsters dissappear just as quickly as they came, leaving Fenris unharmed but severely emotionally scarred.
0bsidian && Thulecite = Saurite Complete!
Black Widow Staff 8/13
Jungle Spores && Nature's Gift || SCP-2902 seed 4/X
Magnet Sphere && Electrical Doodad
Wall of Chains 11/20
SCP-914-1:1 4/X
SCP-914-Coarse 4/X
00C: Seventh time posting this
Paragraph's Broke again...
Attack: During the days of Fighting, I see the Kardinal Kazoomeister sitting in the mystery cage and however something came up between and around him.
There are 5 Project Storm Recruits with one of them holding a hologram of one of the true leaders while preparing to fire at Kazoomeister.
???'s Hologram: Ready... Set... FIRE!
And then once she orders, all 5 Project Storm Recruits fires their guns like in bullet hell games but his body is made of hardened rocks and plastic instead, I use the power of Anti-Kazoo Music and Magma so that the Kazoomeister saw lava below his legs already covering his feet and the red inverted notes transforms into Red Magma-coated and blood-painted Arrows rushing at him covering him with Arrows. I decide to cover him up with Many types of bombs and Anti-Music and Smell Bombs planted on him while the lava is completely covers him and I set off a nuke in the mystery cage saying WARNING, THE BOMB IS SETTING OFF AND HOWEVER, THE KAZOOMEISTER WILL BE DEAD IN 5, I open the cage so I can escape. 4 Seconds, I jump out of the Mysterious Cage and I told the Project Storm to teleport back to the base. 3 Seconds, I stop the Kazoomeister from moving by using Magma Ropes. 2 Seconds, I become giant then I grab the Mystery Cage and I run to find the hole. 1 Second, I found the hole however I drop the Mysterious Cage right into the hole and I lock it with the material which is half the strength as Bedrock. 0 Seconds, Now the Cage will now Self Destruct so have a nice day!
The Mysterious Cage that is in the bottom of the Hole that is locked explodes but the explosion isn't coming out of the Hole that is sealed. I open the Locker that locks the Mysterious Cage and see the Kazoomeister is lying on the floor rubble on top of him and he is coloured Dull Black from the Explosion.
Coarsebot? 40/40 Using...
There is a mystery package containing the same robot that named Coarsebot and it jumped out suddenly it was stabbed in the back by a mystery guy short-circuiting the Coarsebot.
???: You should not try to manufacture the same thing that came from a different session ever...
The Coarsebot is destroyed due to a Rulebreaker I see the same guy from the other land that he's used to be part of my Imaginary Army but he retired as Tier 2.
???: You can name me as Mr. Stun Guy (Since I don't have a real name because I want to be Anonymous) but sadly I don't have my signature cape so I decide to stun some bad boys. So you can try to make a Cape so I can have a strength of a 50 Post Entity.
Oh.
Mr. Stun Guy (AKA: Mr. Stun Guy the man without his cape)
Alignment: Richard's Team [AZ]
Mr. Stun Guy's Stats:
160,000 HP (220,000 HP when he finally got the Cape)
Attack: Skill
Skills:
His basic attack can deal 16,000 damage and 15% chance to Stun targets (20,000 damage and 20% stun rate after he got the cape)
Stun Roll: He can use Roll his signature d10 dice to Stun on any Target as he wanted. Can be used at any time
Roll a One = Fail
Roll a Two = 10% chance to Stun
Roll a Three = 20% chance to Stun
Roll a Four = 30% chance to Stun
Roll a Five = 40% chance to Stun
Roll a Six = 50% chance to Stun
Roll a Seven = 60% chance to Stun
Roll a Eight = 70% chance to Stun
Roll a Nine = 80% chance to Stun
Roll a Ten = Always Stun targets (Same on 2 Targets if he got the Cape.)
When if he got the cape, He will pick 2 Targets (Expect on some creatures including UserZero) and deal damage based on Rolls.
1 = 0 damage
2 = 2,500 damage
3 = 5,000 damage
4 = 7,500 damage
5 = 10,000 damage
6 = 12,500 damage
7 = 15,000 damage
8 = 17,500 damage
9 = 20,000 damage
10 = 25,000 damage
Without his Cape his Stun Roll skill deals no damage reckless of any roll.
Let's Stun 'em: He will Instant Stun 3 Targets (an Extra Target if he got the Cape) sadly the Cooldown is 10 Turns.
If he is Defeated, he goes through the portal and date with friends and find somewhere else to stun some other bad guys outside the DTG Universe,
Cape for Mr. Stun Guy: 1/10 (Thats Really Important!)
[FREE CHARGE SLOT]/[RESERVED]
The Plusinator Crystals 38/50 (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Max: Level 14+ or Level 15 (Without the Plus) Same Power as the Level 15 if you make the Level 14+ Item.)
Alchemy Creation:
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black (MIDI) Flag 9/11
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 8/16
Blood Red Paint && Diamonds && Blood Changing Device && Armor Maker Mould = ??? 1/16
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line (Plusinator Crystals Recommended for this line but the stronger version of the Plusinator Crystal is required for one of the ultimate alchemies that I make): Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
The Light Magician uses Light Buff on Vox Asterism
Mr. Stun Guy's Action: I stab the Hulk via my Stun Daggers.
+1 to Toast, Talist and Hezetor.
Charge Bank: +2 from Talist and Hezetor
Inventory Link: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/436320-the-forge-destroy-the-godmodder-discussion-thread?page=511#c10277
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
==Turn 1==
Level 2.
Ante Matter: 38,000/115,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #4: 36/40 (Overflow +3 from Twin.)
The Pact 50/50! HOLDING... (+3 from TwinBuilder that I managed to miss before. Whoops!!! Then, another +3 from Twin. Add in +4 from Cobalt and 1 from Generic.)
Charge #5: 9/50.
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 11/16
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 10/11
Wand && Modular Upgrade == Modular Wand 4/8
==Action==
Crystal stabs a random PG entity with the Ebbmetal Sword. He’s pressed for time, don’t judge him.
==Entities==
The Wizened Hag will use Into the Pot on Dr. Andonuts, or another random PG if that fails due to him being dead.
==Responses/RP==
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Hey, I propose an idea: You can limit the maximum posts per round to 1, cutting your work in half!
Wait, aren't you KIXEYE guys supposed to be dead? Stop trying to rebalance a game you don't even understand just for greed! And stop hacking my posts!
/null
==Turn 2==
Level 2.
Ante Matter: 38,000/115,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #4: 37/40
The Pact 50/50! HOLDING...
Charge #5: 10/50.
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 12/16
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 11/11!
Wand && Modular Upgrade == Modular Wand 5/8
PURE MAGIC EYE: You already described this. but I’ll post its description for you so you don’t have to search it up. Here we go:
'An eye literally made entirely of magic, with sigils and such defining the outer limits. Aside from this, the eye is white, with a purple 'iris' and a black pupil, like, well, a standard eye. It can be used to channel incredibly powerful spells with your brain as the interface, and comes naturally with spells of detection so you can't be fooled, and comes complete with a sense of Omniscience-especially regarding Magic.'
NEW ALCHEMY: Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == Rod of Probability Manipulation 1/?? (Feel free to come up with a better name! I really just described it.)
==Action==
Crystal equips the Pure Magic Eye. You, uh, don’t want to know the details of this. Apart from that he put it in the right eye, of course. He then fires a massive beam of magic out of said eye right at another random PG entity. No time, sorry.
==Entities==
Last post.
==Responses/RP==
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
[RP AND ATTACKS]
Several magical circles appear in the air around Vox Asterism, surrounding him. They begin to charge energy into them, before...
Nothing happens. At least, that's what it seems to everything that isn't me or Vox Asterism. Vox Asterism notices several burn marks typical of that of a laser beam on top of him, but feels nothing. This is of course because the magical circles can not be sensed in anyway, which will likely counter a god or elemental of sense (I don't really care.) The magical circles charge more energy, before more nothing happens, and by nothing, I mean several magical blades cut into Vox Asterism. He notices nothing until he checks his injuries.
I then go deeper with the non-perceptible attacks, by having the magical circles fire another attack into Vox Asterism. Asterism does not notice anything at all, but a magical bomb is planted into him, ready to explode when needed. They are needed to explode immediately. Vox Asterism is blown into pieces, yet still does not feel anything from the inital force of the explosion, despite having its body/form split in two.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
α Ascension: Preparations 17/50 (+2 from TT2000) ==================================================
Purity 39/50 (+1 from TT2000) ==================================================
Let's Make A Contract With Bunnycat! 26/50 ==================================================
ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (8/??) ================
Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (4/??) ================
(Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (4/??) ================
+3 to TT2000
[BREAKDOWN, OOC AND ENTITY ADVANTAGE STATISTICS]
AZ: 18, GS: 8, PZ: 9
(How much charge would it take to become a godmodder? I'm guessing around 100 to 250, but I want to be sure how long it will take.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
/null
It'd probably actually take as little as 75? Thing is, the goats aren't going to take it well.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
That, and if you'd actually want to keep it, you'll probably have to deal with Ayaze not even trying to scam you. She'd literally come up and spear you in the chest just before ascension and take everything involving it hostage for a duel for who gets the ascend.
That is entirely accurate, by the way. I really would try that. Good thing I can take the third slot
/null
No I am going to wait people to kill each other over this godmodding rank and see people loosing definitively the ability to play because they become godmodder and die.
Basically it is going to kill a lot of players of all the sides opposing Gorafi summoner.
So I 100% agree with letting players suicide themselves because they want a reason to stop playing DTG(you know people get bored one day or another and then become godmodder and die forever and thus have an argument to stop playing while having a fun last hour of playing)
So I will not attack consumer of all: I will wait for someone try to suicide itself by stealing the rank(and thus killing consumer and making them vulnerable to die by someone else doing this)
/nullpost
/null
/very very null
/null
/null, I'm not much of a Forge frequenter, so I'm putting this here to make sure you don't include it in your update.
Oh, hell, did you guys just summon Ω/Ps Flowey? This won't be good. He'll warp us all with his Eldritch Abomination powers!
Well, who am I to complain? I'll be starting some experiments that has the potential produce something far worse... but it's a slim enough chance.
Thanks a lot!
I'll be sure to pocket you with +Assists next turn.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Captain Falcon hasn't used the Falcon Punch AT ALL. I generally don't allow them to freaking OPEN up with their charged attack, even the Wizened Hag was a charge point away. Plus, at that level, having it open up with that, on-summon, on top of those stats, would have been a bit much. Of course, Captain Falcon is now a glass cannon dealing 30K a turn, so...Mixed bag.
sans deals 1 damage to Curac and 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% Position uncertainty!
They're disturbing me, at the very least. As for which worlds, I can't say much beyond this one.
Infinity Of Love && Damaged Transmutation Field = NOPE (Level -1: 1/-1)
NOPE
You target Tarkus, the beefiest AZ thing, but as Tarkus is in a perpetual battlefrenzy, this does nothing to sway him!
sans deals 1 damage to Curac and 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
sans dodges.
sans deals 1 damage to Curac and 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
Real Knife && Determination = Termination (Level 3: 1/16)
You see UserZero swiftly craft one and send it...somewhere. You respawn!
sans deals 1 damage to Curac and 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty! This kills Curac!
Putting it quickly: sans already had all of those skills, so the only thing he really gets is the energy shield, which will shield him from exactly one attack. Thsi is considerably helpful, though, and sans appreciates the effort.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
12,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
Wasn't supposed to quote this, but eh.
sans does nothing because this isn't a relevant nullpost to him. He can only target the nullposts of those who's faction he's targeting.
You're about to land the final blow, when, so close to her, you notice that she seems...Err, far too pristine for someone you've just been swordfighting with and doubly so one you've been landing definite blows on. Wasn't that spot there cut just a moment ago?
*UserZero: heads up fisbin!
*UserZero: stabbing water doesn't do all that much to the water, does it?
That...Makes sense. Ugh...
You successfully punch UserZero back 30 blocks, but have not dealt a lick of damage, and you seriously doubt she didn't play along there.
You then die-and apparently, you're somehow immune to Minecraftian respawns despite currently inhibiting a Minecraftian body that was previously proven to respawn. OK? I blame Narrative. Or Conflict. One of those two.
*UserZero: ...waitaminute.
*UserZero: like is he actually
Star's body promptly tilts 90 degrees, red-tinted. It appears in UserZero's arms, where she checks the body as deliberately as one checks for gold in a creek.
*UserZero: wow he actually-OH, YES!
*UserZero: YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESY
UserZero spikes the body downwards and proceeds to desecrate it via happy dance. It appears that having Star dead was considerably more of an achievement for her than you realized. She seems far too preoccupied by it, in fact-you bet that one of the next few attacks to hit WILL hit! Well, you BET anyways.
Star wakes up. He is laying down in a room that is colored in varying hues of gray. No whites nor blacks-just grays, everywhere, bar the red sigil in the ground, taking the form of two squares sharing corners. The only other noteworthy thing here is a fenestrated window behind a light gray desk, slightly curved meant for nine. The room itself is rested upon high pillars, with the desk high up and you basically in a pit. You get the sense of a courtroom in here. You are fortunately the only one here. Or unfortunately.
You feel yourself dying inside. Very slowly, to the point where you could probably spend a few hours without any non-solvable issue, but you feel it, chipping away. Making you forget.
This place...You have a VERY bad feeling as to what this place is, but you can't say yet. This is almost certainly not the place you wanted to end up, that's for sure.
9,000 damage to the Hulk!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
The spice attack is a clear parody of Ire's salt attack, so it only manages to do 1,000 to any AZ entity without a dodge chance, with Tarkus taking 750 because he's tanky like that. It would have done more, if not for...
Anti-Salt machine summoned! It'll do as you say.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
Fenris dodges! Because of this, it counters! As you're not vulnerable, it goes for the next best thing and kills 4 Maxwellists before they can properly take revenge! 4,000 HP to SCP-882!
Your entities will do as you say.
Alchemiter upgrades are reasonably cheap. In this case, I'd wager 10 posts each.
The Clockwork Gadget SHOULD have a health bar, my bad, but it's so low it's a one-hit point wonder in effect. Automatons will defintiely be beefier in comparison.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
Tendril of an Outer God ! Alchemiter = ERROR! INCORRECT SYNTAX! Use && (AND) or || (OR)!
14,000 damage to the Kazoomeister!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
You got a VERY good snowball melter, but either way, you melt the corpse of the Snowball into pinkish flesh goop. Ewwww...
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
...This.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
23,000 damage!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr's mind is absolutely BLOWN. He doesn't even know what Seaborgium IS! He naturally loses 1 PhD, and gains 1 charge for his supercharge!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
As you sit to plan and set your sights high, you get this feeling in the back of your mind, a feeling of dire consequences, more dire than you know-you almost feel as if Ampersand had showed you a flicker of this before, but you cannot tell, not for the life of you, its foggy now but will clear shortly...You have found a FATE. Doubtless this will occur, so you'll probably accept the fate, but you'll be informed. And ONLY you. You tell anyone else and bad things happen. Its a condition of FATE.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
OK, just gonna push a fast forward button on this: In the ensuring court case, Battlefury13 is found guilty of the charges of creative theft, parody or no, and will deal reduced damage next round!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
8,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts!
Fenris will do as you say!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
Welcome back!
You've got to be kidding me. Again? Really?
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
You can't interact with the Toby dog! He's in IRON CHEF! (Your nulls wouldn't have counted as you're Neutral.)
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
Leona summoned! She'll do as you say.
It's too small to matter, really.
sans dodges.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
Ultra Greed is in IRON CHEF, and cannot be interacted with! Your uber point is rescinded!
IN an unexpected twist, it turns out it WASN'T the Blue Shell either! It was the Pencil of Doom from the 1st page (if I'm getting it right)! It had come back for revenge! The Blue Shell is STILL MIA! You've just GOT to wonder where its heading to...
Either way, the Pencil of Doom proves it is very, very doomtastic, and the very-distracted Uzi, too euphoric at Star's death to pick out fine details like 'does that look like a penguin or a pencil?', takes 2 damage and is pushed back 70 spaces!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
You put up a wall! It'll take one hit for Mettaton before dying.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
You somehow magically exterminate the Rotten Flesh that was SUPPOSED to spawn, it somehow tanking the blow for Zarod proper! You exterminate it so hard it isn't even in the previous EoTB! This is definitely not a copout. No siree. This totally was how everything was planned out from the start.
sans: i'm sorry, but if i had to pick between the two of you right now, i'd pick richard to ally with if i really had to.
sans: ignoring the fact that im trying to fend him off as well.
sans: i prefer pacifism to be frank but i'm not just going to sit down and let him kill me for power.
sans: but uzi...
sans: she could have been a good person if she tried, but she won't try, ever.
sans: even richard can be reasonably ok, but considering uzi just committed genocide twice over i'm officially drawing the line.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Fenris Sun-Eater, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, the Bling Tank, Mettatton EX and the Cleric Beast! Leicteron loses 5% position uncertainty!
Alchemies
Invidia Warded Jar && Rune of Envy && SCP-1133-5 && 2x Electrum Shears = Twin Shears of Leviathan (11/13)
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (7/13)
Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (4/13)
Module Action
Module Descriptions
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: Generating light level 40.
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: 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into 
, 5,000 EMC into 
.
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: 66,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from 
. Transferring no EMC.
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: Condensing nothing. 54,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from 
.
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: Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from 
.
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: Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to 
.
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: 980,260/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from 
. Transferring 106 EU per post to 
.
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: Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from 
.
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: Being powered and operated by 
.
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (44/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (32/50)
Project M13-The Speedcuber (1/50)
+3 to TwinBuilder
ACTIVATE:
A small CRT TV appears, glowing with potent energy, something to do with bits and bytes and cones and colors. It seems like something out of an SCP article. Its document would look something like this:
Item #: SCP-3785
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3785 is to be kept in a labeled, lead-lined storage room in Site-84. In the case of a containment breach, SCP-3785's room will lock itself automatically.
Description: SCP-3785 is a [REDACTED] brand CRT TV, model number PS816-985. SCP-3785 is currently on, requires no power source to operate and appears to have no power switch. SCP-3785 has the capability to display any amount of colors in virtually any wavelength.
Every year, at a random time on September 15, SCP-3785 will turn off for 15 seconds before turning back on. When SCP-3785 is turned on, it will only display in two colors. However, the display will increase its number of supported bits by 1 to 3 bits in Chromut Events.
Chromut Events occur seemingly randomly; between 45 and 189 hours separate each event.
SCP-3785 displays the transmission of a random television channel in real time. However, SCP-3785 shows higher-definition visual output than usual and, at or after approximately 59 Chromut Events, emit all possible electromagnetic waves, including infrared, ultraviolet, gamma radiation and [REDACTED].
Addendum 1:
A video of the Chernobyl nuclear explosion was shown on SCP-3785 104 Chromut Events after reset, causing severe radiation poisoning to several researchers when SCP-3785's locker was opened at that time.
It just needs something to use it to its true potential. And as soon as I say that, the monitor disappears.