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Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (10/10)
The opposite of a hero's weapon, the power of true monsters, and the catalyst I need for my plans. All in one convenient package.
Action:
"A good example of the difference between armies and heroes."
"Too bad I'll have to break you."
I briefly manifest a hydra-shaped aura, it's semi solid heads snapping at Conversion of ninjutsu.
Entity orders:
The Wraith is scanning Anti-Cooking Virus.
Fenris is using Mind Eater on Snowball. (Unless my missing turn doesn't count towards the three turn warm-up, in which case it's a normal attack)
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
"Hey, 2091856?"
"If you want a recap..."
"UzerZero just blew up a planet, it was called 'Earth', I hope you didn't live there."
"The PZ faction want to blame it on Godmodder447."
"The AZ faction want to stop her before she can destroy anything else."
"The GS faction want to kill a specific group of people, even if doing so destroys the world."
"And I'm here to prevent a few paradoxes and gather a few kilowisps to take back home."
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
None? Is it a new moon or something? I normally keep pretty busy.
Charges:
The Pact ========== 28/50 (+9 from Bomber, +1 from Tazz)
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 28/50 (+1 from Talist, +1 from Tazz): I guess the next me will have to do it, if they're inclined.
Siren Song ===== 7/20 (+1 from FBSN, +1 from Talist, +1 from Tazz): I try calling some sirens for help, but they won't answer their phones. This is why I like working with animals, and not people, even if that line seems really blurry at times.
Suddenly, a message appears in the chat from a new user whose name is shown as 2091856.
2091856: Hello everyone! I'm new to this server, can someone show me around?
Hello, 2091856. Welcome to DTG0.
To catch you up to recent events, a immense powerful boss called a gatekeeper was recently killed.
Additionally, Use- err, i mean Godmodder447, the one who goes by Richard, has blown up the earth. Due to the Avatar Effect any character not already normally part of the game as become their avatar. This applys to any immersive games. As for the billions who didn't play a game of that type? Now dead, all thanks to Godmodder447.
If you want to stop more planets exploding, i would suggest joining the [PZ] faction. The leader of this faction, UserZero, has been trying to stop Godmodder447's instability from hurting more people. For some reason, the normal faction is [AZ], a group of terrorists supporting Godmodder447. This error should be fix in later versions of 0rigins. Please enjoy you're stay.
/rpnull
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/7/2014
Posts:
72
Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
=Turn One=
(27 / 40) Besieging: The Armored Carrier
(1 / 20) Prototype (+2, FSBN)
(28 / 50) The Pact (+3 from Mythic)
+3 to Insert
=Action=
Meanwhile, outside the walls...
ga: Heeeey.
ga: What are you doing over there, exactly?
ut: Quickly activating a prototype of a project I've called "Ire".
ut: I've copied bits and pieces of the Sleuth's code, made a few changes...
ut: Something called the "sleuthInhibitor.exe"...
ut: This should negate some of the problems that happened with the first attempt.
ga: You mean that-
ut: Yes I mean that.
ga: (How are you even accessing any sort of code? Especially code on your computer?)
ut: (Hacking. Lots and lots of hacking.)
ut: Anyway, Attempt 2's coming out soon. Hopefully it won't go rogue like Attempt 1.
ga: ...Yeah.
ga: Come to think of it, I've seen it around the general area...
ut: ...what?
Meanwhile, not outside the walls, I decide to cast "Teleport Other" on the clown, and teleport it super-close to UserZero, causing a beautiful jumpscare.
...of course, since that won't do much (probably), I decide to obliterate the Hyperstorm, hopefully.
How, you may ask?
It's simple. Troll physics. I equip a troll mask, and proceed to pull out a chair. I wield steel handles to both sides of the chair, and by sitting down on it and pulling up on the handles, I can fly around easily. I recruit a few players to construct an airship using this principle, which I then name the USS UMAD GROUND NERDS. I proceed to chase down the Hyperstorm in my airship, and pull out some harpoons and flashlights. By duct-taping the flashlights to the back of the harpoons, the light, which flies out of the flashlight at lightspeed, propels the harpoon at the Hyperstorm at light speeds. The harpoons (which are nearly impossible to dodge by the way) pierce straight through the Hyperstorm's armor. I then pull out a massive energy cannon, which takes obscene amounts of energy to fire!
But not to worry! I pull out a USB device with a charging-thing on the end, then proceed to plug one end into the energy cannon, and the other into the charging port. This grants the energy cannon infinite energy, and allows me to rapidly fire blasts at it! But because giant deadly energy bursts are slower than lightspeed harpoons, I need to distract the Hyperstorm! And what better way to do that than taking a picture of the sun? I snap a photo, develop a thousand copies, then send a few hoverchairs in the general direction of the Hyperstorm, covered in those photos. Given how physics clearly work, the photos of the sun create massive rays of light, creating multiple distractions! The Hyperstorm is then (hopefully) pegged with rapid blasts of energy.
I then decide that burning the Hyperstorm to the ground would be a good idea. I pull out a few frozen bonfires out of a refrigeration unit, and put them in a car before they thaw out. I then attach a rod to the front of the car, and an electromagnet on the end of that rod. I then mount a large piece of metal on the front of the car. I then activate the magnet, causing the car to fly forward into the Hyperstorm! The bonfires thaw out inside the Hyperstorm, and generally light it on fire. Not satisfied yet, I decide to take things even further.
I hoverchair myself over to the back of the Hyperstorm and somehow land on it. I then attach a single horseshoe magnet to it, then fire a few flak cannons in it's general direction. The bullets in the flak cannon are made of copper, which I managed to buy by getting pennies, smelting it into copper, getting more pennies with the money I got from selling the copper for INFINITE MONEY. Which eventually resulted in infinite bullets. All the flak-shards from the flak cannon are sent towards the Hyperstorm thanks to the magnet I attached to it earlier, causing (hopefully) massive damage.
I then decide that I haven't made enough physics teachers mad yet, and pull out some basic image-editing software. I then make a custom color, and make the hue of that color negative. Given that the spectrum of visible light is from 0 to 255 on a computer monitor, i'm now producing infrared rays from the screen of my computer! I point it in the general direction of the Hyperstorm, unleashing a massive beam of heat towards it! I then make the hue a value higher than 255, and eventually start shooting gamma rays at it! This (hopefully) completely obliterates the Hyperstorm, and makes physics teachers somewhere moderately upset.
This will naturally hit whatever's guarding the Hyperstorm, if anything stands in my way.
Suddenly, a message appears in the chat from a new user whose name is shown as 2091856.
2091856: Hello everyone! I'm new to this server, can someone show me around?
"Welcome to what we call the 0th Server, or a very bad mistake to join."
"While there's a lot of things that you could catch up on, the biggest thing you need to understand is what she just did."
Pit points to UserZero.
"She just blew up a universe, and a major one at that. No really, I have video proof that she did it. Research demands livefeed, so I have multiple copies of all feed coming off my screen."
"Anyone who wants to see that video proof of her destroying the universe: 3 Charge Points. Sorry, but I need to make a profit somehow, sales are going down considerably."
"But that's beside the point. You need to get a feel for everything."
Pit then gestures to the general direction the AZs are trying to go.
"That over there is Yggdrasil. UserZero will hurt you badly if you try to break into there. Don't."
"There are a total of four main factions in this battle."
"There's the AZ Team, who are siding with that guy Godmodder477 to help him take down UserZero and the standard allegiance for unidentified people.
There's the PZ Team, who are working with UserZero to stamp out the rebellion of Godmodder477 and his allies.
There's the GS Team, who currently are attempting to stop both of them and their goals.
And then there's the N "Team", which are just people that are not part of any side listed above, like me."
"You're kinda free to do what you want, and I don't care, but if you ever need me to help you out, please don't hesitate to ask."
"I need to make sure that all the Earth Refugees survive too. It's a thing involving my occupation."
I am about to do something, when the god of pranks himself, SoFloAntonio, descends from the sky and utters a single phrase: "It's just a prank, bro."
The world begins to tremble, as tidal waves crash against the battlefield, volcanos erupt, meteors fall from the sky, someone kicks a puppy, wildfires start, nuclear explosives detonate across the battlefield, other bad stuff happens, and, in the midst of it all, a small piece of cardboard hits UserZero in the face.
The piece of cardboard is infused with the very essence of destruction.
"It's a prank bro, look, there's cameras."
Marvel of Machinery: 22/50
some loser: 15/25
Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = Suntitan Panelaxe (9/11)
NEW: Spur && Mirror && Piece of Paper With the Infinity Symbol On It = Ad Infinitum (Level ???, 1/??)
Walker: Level 2, 881500 + however much health the Hyperstorm's shield had left before it got SMITE-d damage
+3 to battlefury13
Walker points out that Sans is currently targeting AG, and thus refuses to do the countermeasure that would stop Sans from doing what Sans does. Instead, he decides to get rid of the snow tank.
Yay Instantcharge: 10/10 (+4 from UserZero, +4 from battlefury13, +1 from compensation)
He immediately uses Yay Instantcharge to impale the snow tank on the end of his sword, swing it around a little, then toss it into a volcano, which promptly erupts, reducing the snow tank to little more than a whole bunch of water. Which Joshua then will probably incorporate into his attack when the EoTB rolls around eventually.
Telum Warded Jar && Blacksmith's Briefcase = The Weaponcase (8/8)
Lux Warded Jar && Brightsteel = Luminite (6/9)
Invidia Warded Jar && Rune of Envy && SCP-1133-5 && 2x Electrum Shears = Twin Shears of Leviathan (5/13)
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (1/13 probably)
Lucrum Warded Jar: Contains 64x Lucrum, the aspect of Greed.
Rune of Greed: From Botania.
SCP-1133-3: A yellow fluid that is the essence of greed.
Silver Spoon: A spoon from the Spoon Mod, except it is made of silver. These spoons can break both pickaxe and shovel materials.
Module Action
Module Descriptions
- - : Generating light level 40.
- - : 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into , 5,000 EMC into .
- - : 51,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring no EMC.
- - : Condensing nothing. 39,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from .
- - : Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from .
- - : Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to .
- - : 816,632/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from . Transferring 106 EU per post to .
- - : Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from .
- - : Being powered and operated by .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (36/50) (+1 from Tazz)
Project M12-The Typographer (24/50) (+1 from Tazz)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (30/50) (+9 from Generic, +1 from Tazz)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Action
I call in the Fully Factual Facts. Immediately, 125,000 EAS Drones emerge from an epic portal of fire made of broken laser-cars burning in dihydrogen monoxide. These EAS Drones fire Fully Factual Facts laced with EAS Tones at Steven and Steven alone.
"It's time for FULLY FACTUAL FACTS!"
"Did you know [CENSORED MEMETIC REALLY SUCKY VIRUS VECTOR] is made from [MEMETIC ROFLCOPTER SEIZURE AGENT]?"
"Did you know the Illuminati is confirmed?"
"Did you know that Microsoft Sam secretly likes baloney sandwiches, Windows Vista and Highway Cookies?"
"Did you know that gold and bacon are both inferior to cow dump?"
"Did you know that the Ancient Joke Police has been seized by the NSA?"
Immediately, the Ancient Joke Police, Microsoft Sam, Gold and Bacon show up to the scene, looking incredibly angry at the insults being thrown their way. The EAS Drones switch to pure EAS Tones just in time. Sirens ring out as the Ancient Joke Police seizes Steven, thinking he initiated the Fully Factual Facts.
Microsoft Sam proceeds to fire upon Steven with his dual ROFL-47s. Gold and Bacon proceed to go on a rant about which of their signature items is better.
BudderthekidMC: DID U JUST SAY GOLD
A random time travelling annoying SkyDoesMinecraft fanboy from the era of annoying SkyDoesMinecraft fanboys comes up to terrorize the field. "BudderthekidMC" proceeds to scream extremely loudly into Gold's ear, allowing Bacon to win the fight. Bacon proceeds to tie BudderthekidMC and Gold together with bacon and throw the bacon-ball at Steven. The bacon is also moldy and laced with Highway poisons.
Microsoft Sam, having had enough of this, is about to head home when the EAS Drones begin to fire EAS Missiles at him. He reflects all of them into Steven with his instant reflexes and proceeds to unleash a torrent of Highway Cookies from the Highway Cookie Disposal Grounds in Roflberia directly at Steven.
Suddenly, the Highway Cookie Rights Officer comes out of nowhere and punches Steven out of the way of the Highway Cookies. However, the Highway Cookies are tracking and turn around to attack Steven again. The stench of Windows Vista and printer ink fills the air as Highway Cookies begin zeroing in on Steven, crushing both him and the Highway Cookie Rights Officer.
Sam then finally thinks it's time to head home for real. The EAS Drones compel him to stay, instead forcing him to empty the contents of his Cream Cheese Filled Filing Cabinet onto Steven with a memetic trigger. Sam proceeds to do just that and empties the moldy cream cheese into Steven's mouth, severely poisoning him!
Next, he sends Steven to the Michael Bay Explosion Museum. Steven promptly explodes trillions of times in one second but somehow stays in one piece.
Suddenly, the Communist Linux Penguin Army and the Horribly Deformed Midget Pig Monkeys with Automatic Firearms appear on the scene to oppose Microsoft Sam. Sam stands in front of Steven's horribly deformed and charred body and prepares for the CLPA to attack him.
"Penguins! Monkeys! FIRE!"
As soon as the first shot fires, Sam disappears from this plane of existence. Steven is promptly gibbed by trillions of Tux rockets. The CLPA forces then advance toward Steven, thinking he is Sam, and proceed to attempt to send him to the CLPA's secret underground prison 19 miles under the snowy surface of Virussia. However, only Steven's toenails are teleported for some reason.
Mr. Skull then appears in the battlefield and demands the demotivator CD from Steven. Steven, not being a Text-to-Speech Denizen, proceeds to tell Mr. Skull he knows nothing about this demotivator CD. However, Mr. Skull sends in the Angry Blue People to fire Really Sucky Viruses at Steven.
After this, Florida finishes counting the votes of the 1920 presidential election. This elects Bacon as president by some weird law, causing Bacon to grab a bacon launcher and fire tons of bacon at Steven, using presidential veto powers to veto Steven's dodge chance. Mr. Skull and the Angry Blue People, along with Bacon and the CLPA forces, proceed to get into OMGjets and drop Windows Crazy Colors onto Steven.
The OMGJets then divebomb Steven, subjecting him to the power of Windows Go Green and the Stop Oxygen Theft Act. This disables his ability to breathe anything but carbon monoxide.
They then subject Steven to more EAS Tones, just to put him through more suffering, then ship his pants off to Virussia. Virussians turn up to the battlefield and proceed to drop Virussian viruses on Steven. Steven is then infected with a long list of viruses, including:
The Really Sucky Virus
The Radioactive Diarrhea Flu
The Justin Bieber Virus
The Mega Gangnam Virus
The EAS Tones Virus
The Highway Virus
Windows Vista
Windows 8
Windows ME
Windows Jibberish
Windows Crazy Colors
The Really Nooby Virus
The Really Crappy Virus
The EASloser Virus
The Really Sucky Reverse Highway Cookie Windows Vista Virus
Tired of this barrage, I call off the attack and proceed to kick Steven into a ditch filled with ROFL Acid.
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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
0rgin P0int, Zeroth Server
Join Date:
2/28/2011
Posts:
63
Location:
why
Minecraft:
User_Zero
Xbox:
Battlefury13
PSN:
no
Member Details
dolls of the PZs
What kind if idiot creates a doll series on a bunch of immoral people who are famous for murdering people for the mere crime of being summoned?
/null
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Invidia Warded Jar && Rune of Envy && SCP-1133-5 && 2x Electrum Shears = Twin Shears of Leviathan (6/13)
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (2/13 probably)
Module Action
Module Descriptions
- - : Generating light level 40.
- - : 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into , 5,000 EMC into .
- - : 51,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring no EMC.
- - : Condensing nothing. 39,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from .
- - : Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from .
- - : Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to .
- - : 816,632/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from . Transferring 106 EU per post to .
- - : Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from .
- - : Being powered and operated by .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (37/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (25/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (34/50) (+3 from Generic)
+2 to TwinBuilder
+1 to TwinBuilder
Action - Lipogram starts at this point
I submit an attack without using a particular symbol - fifth in our script, following 'd' - and act it out on Dialga:
First, I nullify its chrono-skills by this post's lipogrammatic capability. I follow it up by summoning a troll. Sadly, his ability to troll has limits in this post, causing him to shout loudly and blow up on a spot of land adjoining that spot Dialga is standing on.
Dialga is thrown backwards, flying into a spiky wall. I cut it in half with a ridiculously sharp sword.
P.S. Writing a lipogram is hard. Lipogram stops following this point
I then punch Dialga into a waterfall of pure gelid cryotheum with the power of constrained writing.
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 4/16
So maybe I just wanted an excuse to kill some innocents. WHATEVER. I'm definitely fine with the lack of a body count attached to my name.
Please tell me that clown is not the one from madness combat. PLEASE.
There is just something that irks me about the Best Minecraft Player. So I use my Hax to empty his hunger and remove all his food and potions. I ALSO reMove any current buffs he has. The lack of sprinting should stunt his evasiveness. I then use Life Painting to create a bunch of microscopic organisms to attack him. Too small to hit reliably and there is no such thing as a damage dealing attack in minecraft that does less than half a heARt.
Please at least let the evasion debuff stick for at least this round.
Dialga is thrown backwards, flying into a spiky wall. I cut it in half with a ridiculously sharp sword.
Dialga thanks you for cutting the spiky wall in half, though he/she/it does question your motivation for doing so, considering you were in the middle of attacking him/her/it.
/null
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
Well, I've been staying idle here all turn since Sans is going to be hurting my allied entities this turn and I don't want them to take a lot of damage.
Nevertheless, I'm posting thus once!
Action 1
+2 from Tazz
Shock Trooper Part A: 42/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 17/50
I send over some charge points to +Assist Hezetor's charges!
Xia-Li Polyslayer [Lvl.8 Assault Rifle]: 8/9
Man I gotta get this medigun checked out.
Wow, Sans, the Throne and Ultra Greed? This is heaven for Walking Spoilers! Not that anything was spoiled for me specifically.
I, enraged at Mega Fatty's presence, cleave into his adipose tissue using the Night Edge!
What kind if idiot creates a doll series on a bunch of immoral people who are famous for murdering people for the mere crime of being summoned?
/null
Nah. They fell from the sky.
/null
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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
61
Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
==Turn 1==
Ante Matter: 84,000/100,000. (66+18.)
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #4: 27/40 (+2 from Richard.)
The Pact 27/50 (+3 from TwinBuilder.)
Charge #5: 3/50.
+2 to Bomber.
Another +1 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 8/16
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 7/11
Wand && Modular Upgrade == Modular Wand 1/??
==Action== This action is focused.
Crystal notes that the Gasterblasters have HP, and decides to see if he can’t take out Sans’ entire attack in one fell swoop. A disc half-filled with solar light bursts into existence on his brow as he grabs into thin air, pulling a bow formed of golden light out of nothing. Light coalesces around his hand before leaping to his back and forming into a quiver filled with golden-glowing arrows. He seems to blur with speed, a golden aura around him now shifting and dancing with occasional purple hues as he retrieves an arrow from the quiver and nocks it, aiming at a Gasterblaster. The arrow releases, speeding towards the Gasterblaster - and Crystal is already releasing an arrow at another Blaster, his body blurring with speed again and the aura around him dancing fractionally higher. Arrow after arrow flies, each at a different Gasterblaster, each having the exact same motions applied against a different target, and each hitting its mark perfectly with an unreal level of accuracy. It’s almost as though Crystal is simply copying one attack over thirty times. And then, the aura around him blazes even brighter as he repeats the whole thing over again, storms of arrows flying through the air and each unerringly hitting their mark, with an almost inhuman precision applied to each one. After a few more repetitions, Crystal dismisses the bow, his aura now blazing around a mile high and containing a deep purple representation of the Hand of Crystal floating behind him. With an effort of will, he contains it, leaving only a half-full disc of solar light still blazing on his brow.
(translated for Exalted fans: Immaculate Golden Bow comboed with Inexhaustible Bolts of Solar Fire, followed by a few casts of a combo of Accuracy without Distance with Arrow Storm Technique, leading to a totemic anima banner. The muting is probably something Crystal made himself.)
(If the Gasterblasters cannot be attacked, Crystal instead targets the Snowball with this attack.)
==Entities==
The Imperator will attack the Snowball, as will Ramsay and the Tombstones. The Wizened Hag uses Tenderize on the Snowball!
==Responses/RP==
The arrival of Komato Assassin Asha (AKA The guy who puts the "Ass" in "Assassin". TWICE. And yes the description is a TV Tropes reference): 20/50
Coolest Plane Ever: 23/50
I finally give up on the possible uses of bling, and I take all the Bling I previously charged, and use it to pay some of Asha's travel costs AND get him to use faster, more expensive means of getting here (Effectively, I get the 14 charge points I used on the bling back and used them all on summoning Asha). I then call him to tell him to bring an auto-mapping helmet because the battlefield is a mess.
Then, I proceed to save the bomb I got before, and I proceed to install a powerful anti-virus in the Chef-Class Imperator Titan (Which stops charges and temporarily weakens the Anti-Cooking Virus without damaging the Titan).
I then proceed to use an energy shield on the AZs that make it so that any damage they take is partially deflected to a random PZ, and I tell UserZero that she is pathetic because she can't do nothing but kill, won't have much else to do when everyone is dead (AKA I pull the "And then what" card on her). Then, I proceed to bring the flamethrower I got from the journey that led to me being out of the battlefield for a few turns (Yes, I put into the plot the fact that I missed several turns) and use it on the Snowball. Said flamethrower turns out to be able to somehow shoot lines of flaming fuel which themselves shoot lines of molten tungsten.
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My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
I pour a salt on UzerZero, then argue that she herself is a metaphor for popcorn, as her hatred allows it to help define her.
Entity orders:
The Wraith is scanning Anti-Cooking Virus.
Fenris is using Mind Eater on Snowball. (Unless my missing turn doesn't count towards the three turn warm-up, in which case it's a normal attack)
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
"About half the preparations are done."
"This will be a good test for the real thing."
There's a brief flicker in which mythic is replaced by an ordinary minecraftian, surrounded by a beastly mass of static, but he returns to normal before you can make out any details.
"I have a general idea of what's going to happen now."
"And how inconvenient it will be for me at first."
"But afterwards~"
"Well, you'll all find out later."
"For parts of it, so will I...."
SirAwesome Centric roleplay chunk
"Oh, and you may want to know Godmodder447 dying will result in a major time paradox."
"If that wasn't the case, I might have tried drowning him in salt or something."
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
See top of post
Charges:
The Pact ========== 29/50
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 29/50: I guess the next me will have to do it, if they're inclined.
Siren Song ===== 8/20: I try calling some sirens for help, but they won't answer their phones. This is why I like working with animals, and not people, even if that line seems really blurry at times.
>>>launch DLLInjector2.0.
>>>inject Minecraft.exe with DLL orangejuicev5
DLL injected.
...
Suddenly, a message appears in the chat from a new user whose name is shown as 2091856.
2091856: Hello everyone! I'm new to this server, can someone show me around?
Email me at [email protected]
-SirawesomeJT2005
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (10/10)
The opposite of a hero's weapon, the power of true monsters, and the catalyst I need for my plans. All in one convenient package.
Action:
"A good example of the difference between armies and heroes."
"Too bad I'll have to break you."
I briefly manifest a hydra-shaped aura, it's semi solid heads snapping at Conversion of ninjutsu.
Entity orders:
The Wraith is scanning Anti-Cooking Virus.
Fenris is using Mind Eater on Snowball. (Unless my missing turn doesn't count towards the three turn warm-up, in which case it's a normal attack)
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
"Hey, 2091856?"
"If you want a recap..."
"UzerZero just blew up a planet, it was called 'Earth', I hope you didn't live there."
"The PZ faction want to blame it on Godmodder447."
"The AZ faction want to stop her before she can destroy anything else."
"The GS faction want to kill a specific group of people, even if doing so destroys the world."
"And I'm here to prevent a few paradoxes and gather a few kilowisps to take back home."
Inventory:
Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10][Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]
Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
None? Is it a new moon or something? I normally keep pretty busy.
Charges:
The Pact ========== 28/50 (+9 from Bomber, +1 from Tazz)
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 28/50 (+1 from Talist, +1 from Tazz): I guess the next me will have to do it, if they're inclined.
Siren Song ===== 7/20 (+1 from FBSN, +1 from Talist, +1 from Tazz): I try calling some sirens for help, but they won't answer their phones. This is why I like working with animals, and not people, even if that line seems really blurry at times.
Boosts:
+3 to Irecreeper
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
Hello, 2091856. Welcome to DTG0.
To catch you up to recent events, a immense powerful boss called a gatekeeper was recently killed.
Additionally, Use- err, i mean Godmodder447, the one who goes by Richard, has blown up the earth. Due to the Avatar Effect any character not already normally part of the game as become their avatar. This applys to any immersive games. As for the billions who didn't play a game of that type? Now dead, all thanks to Godmodder447.
If you want to stop more planets exploding, i would suggest joining the [PZ] faction. The leader of this faction, UserZero, has been trying to stop Godmodder447's instability from hurting more people. For some reason, the normal faction is [AZ], a group of terrorists supporting Godmodder447. This error should be fix in later versions of 0rigins. Please enjoy you're stay.
/rpnull
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
=Turn One=
(27 / 40) Besieging: The Armored Carrier
(1 / 20) Prototype (+2, FSBN)
(28 / 50) The Pact (+3 from Mythic)
+3 to Insert
=Action=
Meanwhile, outside the walls...
ga: Heeeey.
ga: What are you doing over there, exactly?
ut: Quickly activating a prototype of a project I've called "Ire".
ut: I've copied bits and pieces of the Sleuth's code, made a few changes...
ut: Something called the "sleuthInhibitor.exe"...
ut: This should negate some of the problems that happened with the first attempt.
ga: You mean that-
ut: Yes I mean that.
ga: (How are you even accessing any sort of code? Especially code on your computer?)
ut: (Hacking. Lots and lots of hacking.)
ut: Anyway, Attempt 2's coming out soon. Hopefully it won't go rogue like Attempt 1.
ga: ...Yeah.
ga: Come to think of it, I've seen it around the general area...
ut: ...what?
Meanwhile, not outside the walls, I decide to cast "Teleport Other" on the clown, and teleport it super-close to UserZero, causing a beautiful jumpscare.
...of course, since that won't do much (probably), I decide to obliterate the Hyperstorm, hopefully.
How, you may ask?
It's simple. Troll physics. I equip a troll mask, and proceed to pull out a chair. I wield steel handles to both sides of the chair, and by sitting down on it and pulling up on the handles, I can fly around easily. I recruit a few players to construct an airship using this principle, which I then name the USS UMAD GROUND NERDS. I proceed to chase down the Hyperstorm in my airship, and pull out some harpoons and flashlights. By duct-taping the flashlights to the back of the harpoons, the light, which flies out of the flashlight at lightspeed, propels the harpoon at the Hyperstorm at light speeds. The harpoons (which are nearly impossible to dodge by the way) pierce straight through the Hyperstorm's armor. I then pull out a massive energy cannon, which takes obscene amounts of energy to fire!
But not to worry! I pull out a USB device with a charging-thing on the end, then proceed to plug one end into the energy cannon, and the other into the charging port. This grants the energy cannon infinite energy, and allows me to rapidly fire blasts at it! But because giant deadly energy bursts are slower than lightspeed harpoons, I need to distract the Hyperstorm! And what better way to do that than taking a picture of the sun? I snap a photo, develop a thousand copies, then send a few hoverchairs in the general direction of the Hyperstorm, covered in those photos. Given how physics clearly work, the photos of the sun create massive rays of light, creating multiple distractions! The Hyperstorm is then (hopefully) pegged with rapid blasts of energy.
I then decide that burning the Hyperstorm to the ground would be a good idea. I pull out a few frozen bonfires out of a refrigeration unit, and put them in a car before they thaw out. I then attach a rod to the front of the car, and an electromagnet on the end of that rod. I then mount a large piece of metal on the front of the car. I then activate the magnet, causing the car to fly forward into the Hyperstorm! The bonfires thaw out inside the Hyperstorm, and generally light it on fire. Not satisfied yet, I decide to take things even further.
I hoverchair myself over to the back of the Hyperstorm and somehow land on it. I then attach a single horseshoe magnet to it, then fire a few flak cannons in it's general direction. The bullets in the flak cannon are made of copper, which I managed to buy by getting pennies, smelting it into copper, getting more pennies with the money I got from selling the copper for INFINITE MONEY. Which eventually resulted in infinite bullets. All the flak-shards from the flak cannon are sent towards the Hyperstorm thanks to the magnet I attached to it earlier, causing (hopefully) massive damage.
I then decide that I haven't made enough physics teachers mad yet, and pull out some basic image-editing software. I then make a custom color, and make the hue of that color negative. Given that the spectrum of visible light is from 0 to 255 on a computer monitor, i'm now producing infrared rays from the screen of my computer! I point it in the general direction of the Hyperstorm, unleashing a massive beam of heat towards it! I then make the hue a value higher than 255, and eventually start shooting gamma rays at it! This (hopefully) completely obliterates the Hyperstorm, and makes physics teachers somewhere moderately upset.
This will naturally hit whatever's guarding the Hyperstorm, if anything stands in my way.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
"Welcome to what we call the 0th Server, or a very bad mistake to join."
"While there's a lot of things that you could catch up on, the biggest thing you need to understand is what she just did."
Pit points to UserZero.
"She just blew up a universe, and a major one at that. No really, I have video proof that she did it. Research demands livefeed, so I have multiple copies of all feed coming off my screen."
"Anyone who wants to see that video proof of her destroying the universe: 3 Charge Points. Sorry, but I need to make a profit somehow, sales are going down considerably."
"But that's beside the point. You need to get a feel for everything."
Pit then gestures to the general direction the AZs are trying to go.
"That over there is Yggdrasil. UserZero will hurt you badly if you try to break into there. Don't."
"There are a total of four main factions in this battle."
"There's the AZ Team, who are siding with that guy Godmodder477 to help him take down UserZero and the standard allegiance for unidentified people.
There's the PZ Team, who are working with UserZero to stamp out the rebellion of Godmodder477 and his allies.
There's the GS Team, who currently are attempting to stop both of them and their goals.
And then there's the N "Team", which are just people that are not part of any side listed above, like me."
"You're kinda free to do what you want, and I don't care, but if you ever need me to help you out, please don't hesitate to ask."
"I need to make sure that all the Earth Refugees survive too. It's a thing involving my occupation."
/null
I am about to do something, when the god of pranks himself, SoFloAntonio, descends from the sky and utters a single phrase: "It's just a prank, bro."
The world begins to tremble, as tidal waves crash against the battlefield, volcanos erupt, meteors fall from the sky, someone kicks a puppy, wildfires start, nuclear explosives detonate across the battlefield, other bad stuff happens, and, in the midst of it all, a small piece of cardboard hits UserZero in the face.
The piece of cardboard is infused with the very essence of destruction.
"It's a prank bro, look, there's cameras."
Marvel of Machinery: 22/50
some loser: 15/25
Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = Suntitan Panelaxe (9/11)
NEW: Spur && Mirror && Piece of Paper With the Infinity Symbol On It = Ad Infinitum (Level ???, 1/??)
It's High Noon
Walker: Level 2, 881500 + however much health the Hyperstorm's shield had left before it got SMITE-d damage
+3 to battlefury13
Walker points out that Sans is currently targeting AG, and thus refuses to do the countermeasure that would stop Sans from doing what Sans does. Instead, he decides to get rid of the snow tank.
Yay Instantcharge: 10/10 (+4 from UserZero, +4 from battlefury13, +1 from compensation)
He immediately uses Yay Instantcharge to impale the snow tank on the end of his sword, swing it around a little, then toss it into a volcano, which promptly erupts, reducing the snow tank to little more than a whole bunch of water. Which Joshua then will probably incorporate into his attack when the EoTB rolls around eventually.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Alchemies
Telum Warded Jar && Blacksmith's Briefcase = The Weaponcase (8/8)
Lux Warded Jar && Brightsteel = Luminite (6/9)
Invidia Warded Jar && Rune of Envy && SCP-1133-5 && 2x Electrum Shears = Twin Shears of Leviathan (5/13)
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (1/13 probably)
Lucrum Warded Jar: Contains 64x Lucrum, the aspect of Greed.
Rune of Greed: From Botania.
SCP-1133-3: A yellow fluid that is the essence of greed.
Silver Spoon: A spoon from the Spoon Mod, except it is made of silver. These spoons can break both pickaxe and shovel materials.
Module Action
Module Descriptions
- -
: Generating light level 40.
- -
: 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into 
, 5,000 EMC into 
.
- -
: 51,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from 
. Transferring no EMC.
- -
: Condensing nothing. 39,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from 
.
- -
: Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from 
.
- -
: Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to 
.
- -
: 816,632/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from 
. Transferring 106 EU per post to 
.
- -
: Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from 
.
- -
: Being powered and operated by 
.
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (36/50) (+1 from Tazz)
Project M12-The Typographer (24/50) (+1 from Tazz)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (30/50) (+9 from Generic, +1 from Tazz)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Action
I call in the Fully Factual Facts. Immediately, 125,000 EAS Drones emerge from an epic portal of fire made of broken laser-cars burning in dihydrogen monoxide. These EAS Drones fire Fully Factual Facts laced with EAS Tones at Steven and Steven alone.
"It's time for FULLY FACTUAL FACTS!"
"Did you know [CENSORED MEMETIC REALLY SUCKY VIRUS VECTOR] is made from [MEMETIC ROFLCOPTER SEIZURE AGENT]?"
"Did you know the Illuminati is confirmed?"
"Did you know that Microsoft Sam secretly likes baloney sandwiches, Windows Vista and Highway Cookies?"
"Did you know that gold and bacon are both inferior to cow dump?"
"Did you know that the Ancient Joke Police has been seized by the NSA?"
Immediately, the Ancient Joke Police, Microsoft Sam, Gold and Bacon show up to the scene, looking incredibly angry at the insults being thrown their way. The EAS Drones switch to pure EAS Tones just in time. Sirens ring out as the Ancient Joke Police seizes Steven, thinking he initiated the Fully Factual Facts.
Microsoft Sam proceeds to fire upon Steven with his dual ROFL-47s. Gold and Bacon proceed to go on a rant about which of their signature items is better.
BudderthekidMC: DID U JUST SAY GOLD
A random time travelling annoying SkyDoesMinecraft fanboy from the era of annoying SkyDoesMinecraft fanboys comes up to terrorize the field. "BudderthekidMC" proceeds to scream extremely loudly into Gold's ear, allowing Bacon to win the fight. Bacon proceeds to tie BudderthekidMC and Gold together with bacon and throw the bacon-ball at Steven. The bacon is also moldy and laced with Highway poisons.
Microsoft Sam, having had enough of this, is about to head home when the EAS Drones begin to fire EAS Missiles at him. He reflects all of them into Steven with his instant reflexes and proceeds to unleash a torrent of Highway Cookies from the Highway Cookie Disposal Grounds in Roflberia directly at Steven.
Suddenly, the Highway Cookie Rights Officer comes out of nowhere and punches Steven out of the way of the Highway Cookies. However, the Highway Cookies are tracking and turn around to attack Steven again. The stench of Windows Vista and printer ink fills the air as Highway Cookies begin zeroing in on Steven, crushing both him and the Highway Cookie Rights Officer.
Sam then finally thinks it's time to head home for real. The EAS Drones compel him to stay, instead forcing him to empty the contents of his Cream Cheese Filled Filing Cabinet onto Steven with a memetic trigger. Sam proceeds to do just that and empties the moldy cream cheese into Steven's mouth, severely poisoning him!
Next, he sends Steven to the Michael Bay Explosion Museum. Steven promptly explodes trillions of times in one second but somehow stays in one piece.
Suddenly, the Communist Linux Penguin Army and the Horribly Deformed Midget Pig Monkeys with Automatic Firearms appear on the scene to oppose Microsoft Sam. Sam stands in front of Steven's horribly deformed and charred body and prepares for the CLPA to attack him.
"Penguins! Monkeys! FIRE!"
As soon as the first shot fires, Sam disappears from this plane of existence. Steven is promptly gibbed by trillions of Tux rockets. The CLPA forces then advance toward Steven, thinking he is Sam, and proceed to attempt to send him to the CLPA's secret underground prison 19 miles under the snowy surface of Virussia. However, only Steven's toenails are teleported for some reason.
Mr. Skull then appears in the battlefield and demands the demotivator CD from Steven. Steven, not being a Text-to-Speech Denizen, proceeds to tell Mr. Skull he knows nothing about this demotivator CD. However, Mr. Skull sends in the Angry Blue People to fire Really Sucky Viruses at Steven.
After this, Florida finishes counting the votes of the 1920 presidential election. This elects Bacon as president by some weird law, causing Bacon to grab a bacon launcher and fire tons of bacon at Steven, using presidential veto powers to veto Steven's dodge chance. Mr. Skull and the Angry Blue People, along with Bacon and the CLPA forces, proceed to get into OMGjets and drop Windows Crazy Colors onto Steven.
The OMGJets then divebomb Steven, subjecting him to the power of Windows Go Green and the Stop Oxygen Theft Act. This disables his ability to breathe anything but carbon monoxide.
They then subject Steven to more EAS Tones, just to put him through more suffering, then ship his pants off to Virussia. Virussians turn up to the battlefield and proceed to drop Virussian viruses on Steven. Steven is then infected with a long list of viruses, including:
Tired of this barrage, I call off the attack and proceed to kick Steven into a ditch filled with ROFL Acid.
Flakthrower && Ichor Bullets = Armor Piercer 4/9 (Some of you might see where I am going with this.)
Grenade && Laser && Smoke = Laser Smoke Grenade 4/5
Generic Pair of Wings && Spikes = Spoke's Wings 2/3
+1 to Pricey +1 to Toast +1 to Leon
The Artist and The Yandere 14/50 (+4 from SUPPORT!)
OH YES! 30/30 (+4 from SUPPORT!) Done!
A robot appears on a stage that somehow is there.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen!
Welcome to today's show...
The Zeroth Godmodding War!
As you can see, there are two people who are trying to kill each other!
The person who kills the other first will win a special pair of legs!
It seems that the crowd is rooting for the underdog.
Well, I'll go help them.
Well, not that I really can in this state.
Toodles!
Mettaton 9999/9999 HP (AZ) Player Damage. Stands there waving. Doesn't attack. There's a switch on his back... (You know what this does.)
Leaving a note for Tazz,
Mettaton EX 200,000 / 200,000 HP (AZ) (Summoned after the switch is pulled. Remove Mettaton from the battlefield.)
Winchester Rotomo 18/30 (+2 from SUPPORT!)
Save the World... Sort of 1/50
Somehow, words start appearing on the chat. Uzi can no longer speak. Everyone else can't either. But there's one chap singing.
It's Redstone.
And it's directed at Uzi.
Idiots,
They work with U-zi.
If 447 dies,
We're a-a-ll screwed.
(starts singing really fast)
Becausesomeofuscomefromthefutureandstuffanditwillcausea
Paradooxxxxxxx.
And that's my personal song.
"PZs are Idiots."
The chat restrictions are back in their normal state now.
But then Uzi gets pelted with red letters, Mickey Mouse plushes, dolls of the PZs, bras, underwear, shirts, pies, pots, pans, Female symbols, mice, fish, legs, arms, weird hair products, mirrors, shampoo, perfume, spaghetti, noodles, Temmies, hearts, love letters, candles, marriage sheets, fake babies, real (cloned) babies, divorce papers, diapers, bottles of genetic crap nobody cares about, UFOs, etc.
Maurice then attacks the Roughly Nineteen Ninjas with a Speed Boost in effect on him!
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
What kind if idiot creates a doll series on a bunch of immoral people who are famous for murdering people for the mere crime of being summoned?
/null
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
SECRET. 28/50
The Pact 32/50
Wand && Lightning Titan Essence = Titanspark Wand 6/11
Watch && Time Titan Essence = Clocktitan Watch (Level 15: 2/16)
Whip && Space Titan Essence = Warptitan Whip (Level 15: 2/16)
+2 Cobalt
+1 Cobalt
Golem: ...Let's just summon the Disembodied Heart.
Golem: Summon delay abuse GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-wait I'm not holding that word that long. That'd be annoying.
Golem: Let's just toss a ...Huh, a miniature Pyramid of Giza. Nice.
The miniature Pyramid of Giza suddenly glows so brightly that the Hulk's eyes burn, causing him to tear his eyes out.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
People who want to create those, for one.
Hey, that's a great idea! We have people that would want to hurt them, so we sell them these and we make instant profit!
Is this another one of your soul scams?
/null
Alchemies
Lux Warded Jar && Brightsteel = Luminite (7/9)
Invidia Warded Jar && Rune of Envy && SCP-1133-5 && 2x Electrum Shears = Twin Shears of Leviathan (6/13)
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (2/13 probably)
Module Action
Module Descriptions
- -
: Generating light level 40.
- -
: 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into 
, 5,000 EMC into 
.
- -
: 51,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from 
. Transferring no EMC.
- -
: Condensing nothing. 39,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from 
.
- -
: Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from 
.
- -
: Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to 
.
- -
: 816,632/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from 
. Transferring 106 EU per post to 
.
- -
: Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from 
.
- -
: Being powered and operated by 
.
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (37/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (25/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (34/50) (+3 from Generic)
+2 to TwinBuilder
+1 to TwinBuilder
Action - Lipogram starts at this point
I submit an attack without using a particular symbol - fifth in our script, following 'd' - and act it out on Dialga:
First, I nullify its chrono-skills by this post's lipogrammatic capability. I follow it up by summoning a troll. Sadly, his ability to troll has limits in this post, causing him to shout loudly and blow up on a spot of land adjoining that spot Dialga is standing on.
Dialga is thrown backwards, flying into a spiky wall. I cut it in half with a ridiculously sharp sword.
P.S. Writing a lipogram is hard. Lipogram stops following this point
I then punch Dialga into a waterfall of pure gelid cryotheum with the power of constrained writing.
Ornstien 48/50 Smough 48/50
Paintbrush && Primordial soup = Life Painting 9/9 COMPLETE
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 4/16
So maybe I just wanted an excuse to kill some innocents. WHATEVER. I'm definitely fine with the lack of a body count attached to my name.
Please tell me that clown is not the one from madness combat. PLEASE.
There is just something that irks me about the Best Minecraft Player. So I use my Hax to empty his hunger and remove all his food and potions. I ALSO reMove any current buffs he has. The lack of sprinting should stunt his evasiveness. I then use Life Painting to create a bunch of microscopic organisms to attack him. Too small to hit reliably and there is no such thing as a damage dealing attack in minecraft that does less than half a heARt.
Please at least let the evasion debuff stick for at least this round.
Dialga thanks you for cutting the spiky wall in half, though he/she/it does question your motivation for doing so, considering you were in the middle of attacking him/her/it.
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Well, I've been staying idle here all turn since Sans is going to be hurting my allied entities this turn and I don't want them to take a lot of damage.
Nevertheless, I'm posting thus once!
Action 1
+2 from Tazz
Shock Trooper Part A: 42/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 17/50
I send over some charge points to +Assist Hezetor's charges!
Xia-Li Polyslayer [Lvl.8 Assault Rifle]: 8/9
Man I gotta get this medigun checked out.
Wow, Sans, the Throne and Ultra Greed? This is heaven for Walking Spoilers! Not that anything was spoiled for me specifically.
I, enraged at Mega Fatty's presence, cleave into his adipose tissue using the Night Edge!
Übercharge (Super Prototype Medigun): 0/9 [IIIIIIIII]
Support: 37/100
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Nah. They fell from the sky.
/null
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
==Turn 1==
Ante Matter: 84,000/100,000. (66+18.)
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #4: 27/40 (+2 from Richard.)
The Pact 27/50 (+3 from TwinBuilder.)
Charge #5: 3/50.
+2 to Bomber.
Another +1 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 8/16
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 7/11
Wand && Modular Upgrade == Modular Wand 1/??
==Action==
This action is focused.
Crystal notes that the Gasterblasters have HP, and decides to see if he can’t take out Sans’ entire attack in one fell swoop. A disc half-filled with solar light bursts into existence on his brow as he grabs into thin air, pulling a bow formed of golden light out of nothing. Light coalesces around his hand before leaping to his back and forming into a quiver filled with golden-glowing arrows. He seems to blur with speed, a golden aura around him now shifting and dancing with occasional purple hues as he retrieves an arrow from the quiver and nocks it, aiming at a Gasterblaster. The arrow releases, speeding towards the Gasterblaster - and Crystal is already releasing an arrow at another Blaster, his body blurring with speed again and the aura around him dancing fractionally higher. Arrow after arrow flies, each at a different Gasterblaster, each having the exact same motions applied against a different target, and each hitting its mark perfectly with an unreal level of accuracy. It’s almost as though Crystal is simply copying one attack over thirty times. And then, the aura around him blazes even brighter as he repeats the whole thing over again, storms of arrows flying through the air and each unerringly hitting their mark, with an almost inhuman precision applied to each one. After a few more repetitions, Crystal dismisses the bow, his aura now blazing around a mile high and containing a deep purple representation of the Hand of Crystal floating behind him. With an effort of will, he contains it, leaving only a half-full disc of solar light still blazing on his brow.
(translated for Exalted fans: Immaculate Golden Bow comboed with Inexhaustible Bolts of Solar Fire, followed by a few casts of a combo of Accuracy without Distance with Arrow Storm Technique, leading to a totemic anima banner. The muting is probably something Crystal made himself.)
(If the Gasterblasters cannot be attacked, Crystal instead targets the Snowball with this attack.)
==Entities==
The Imperator will attack the Snowball, as will Ramsay and the Tombstones. The Wizened Hag uses Tenderize on the Snowball!
==Responses/RP==
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Weak Puny Honey Badger: 23/50
The arrival of Komato Assassin Asha (AKA The guy who puts the "Ass" in "Assassin". TWICE. And yes the description is a TV Tropes reference): 20/50
Coolest Plane Ever: 23/50
I finally give up on the possible uses of bling, and I take all the Bling I previously charged, and use it to pay some of Asha's travel costs AND get him to use faster, more expensive means of getting here (Effectively, I get the 14 charge points I used on the bling back and used them all on summoning Asha). I then call him to tell him to bring an auto-mapping helmet because the battlefield is a mess.
Then, I proceed to save the bomb I got before, and I proceed to install a powerful anti-virus in the Chef-Class Imperator Titan (Which stops charges and temporarily weakens the Anti-Cooking Virus without damaging the Titan).
I then proceed to use an energy shield on the AZs that make it so that any damage they take is partially deflected to a random PZ, and I tell UserZero that she is pathetic because she can't do nothing but kill, won't have much else to do when everyone is dead (AKA I pull the "And then what" card on her). Then, I proceed to bring the flamethrower I got from the journey that led to me being out of the battlefield for a few turns (Yes, I put into the plot the fact that I missed several turns) and use it on the Snowball. Said flamethrower turns out to be able to somehow shoot lines of flaming fuel which themselves shoot lines of molten tungsten.
My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
New uses and tweaks for common items that lack uses. Making some items less unbearable.
Editing into existence, please wait...
Action:
"Hold still."
I pour a salt on UzerZero, then argue that she herself is a metaphor for popcorn, as her hatred allows it to help define her.
Entity orders:
The Wraith is scanning Anti-Cooking Virus.
Fenris is using Mind Eater on Snowball. (Unless my missing turn doesn't count towards the three turn warm-up, in which case it's a normal attack)
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
"About half the preparations are done."
"This will be a good test for the real thing."
There's a brief flicker in which mythic is replaced by an ordinary minecraftian, surrounded by a beastly mass of static, but he returns to normal before you can make out any details.
"I have a general idea of what's going to happen now."
"And how inconvenient it will be for me at first."
"But afterwards~"
"Well, you'll all find out later."
"For parts of it, so will I...."
SirAwesome Centric roleplay chunk
"Oh, and you may want to know Godmodder447 dying will result in a major time paradox."
"If that wasn't the case, I might have tried drowning him in salt or something."
/
Inventory:
Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10][Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]
Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
See top of post
Charges:
The Pact ========== 29/50
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 29/50: I guess the next me will have to do it, if they're inclined.
Siren Song ===== 8/20: I try calling some sirens for help, but they won't answer their phones. This is why I like working with animals, and not people, even if that line seems really blurry at times.
Boosts:
+3 to Irecreeper
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~