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. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Battlefury13: You know, i kinda though those gravity-base thingys are actually kind of game-breaking. They give you actual control over gravity, which is omnipresent (Even in space. It's just to faint to be felt or have enough of an effect on you. The galaxy as a whole, on the other hand....} And when you control the omnipresent...
I trap sans in a bubble of gravity. He dodges.... into a bubble of gravity. It sends him skywards, wherein another gravity bubble sends him flying back to the earth.
I join the Classiness Competition, being sure to bring only the finest manners, suits, and tea. Loads and Loads of tea.
seful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
The Hero's Sword [10]
Temmie Helm [10]
Charges========
Enchanting the D13x13 + D13 Attack determination Dice 11/50
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Flip Lighter || Panda Tibbers (teddy bear form) && Soul of a Fireworks Demon && Weasly-Brand Fireworks = Wildfire (Level 10 - 5/11)
[FREE]
[FREE]
1+ Twin, +1 Mega +1 to Battlefury13 just this once because Sea Dog <3
Next turn (#playingaroundsans): +2 to Twin, +1 to MeGa
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
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Red - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Mix: IIIIII
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~Toast goes to a forbidden place (currently the roof of her old school) speaks an even more forbidden phrase in an ancient, ever more forbidden tongue.
~T: All.
~T: ~Toasters.
~T: ~Toast.
~T: ~Toast.
You hear the sound like that of a massive spring beneath the earth rising up and unloading.
~T: Oh.
~T: It's ready.
The ground opened and with it, spewed out hundreds and thousands of ~Toasters.
If you were to look down the crevice made by the ground and ~Toasters, and also somehow not have your head ripped off by the sheer amount of ~Toasters flying out then you would see a giant ~Toaster ~Toaster imbedded in the earth's mantle (fortunately not the Earth's mantle, or this attack would be ruined). These ~Toasters grouped themselves in the air, held together by an unseen force. One ~Toaster tore away from the herd and flew towards ~Toast's outstreched arm. ~Toast smiled somewhat maliciously as it connected with her arm and stuck fast. With a wave of her hand, the ~Toasters streamed down, surrounding her.
As it turns out, ~Toast is both a toastamancer (divination via toast, also the ability to consume) and toasterkinetist (she can move toasterkind with her mind; this includes ~Toasters). If this was an RPG (which it totally isn't), ~Toast would be one of those Toast Mages.
She clenched her left fist, and the ~Toasters latched themselves onto her and each other. These ~Toasters didn't stop coming either, as they're number increased, so too did their speed. Eventually, ~Toast was surrounded by these things, like a massive ~Toaster golem, complete with massive ~Toaster legs and thick ~Toaster arms, all constructed of hundreds of ~Toasters. Now, you may be wondering:
Why are they ~Toasters and not toasters?
Well, random question answerer, that is because like ~Toast said: All ~Toasters ~Toast ~Toast.
And that's exactly what was going to happen.
~Toast suddenly felt the heat of approximately 7.5 thousand toasters on her skin. Perfect. Maybe a bit too perfect. She looked down, and felt the ~Toasters around her using her toastamancy powers.
~T: Hmmmmmmm.
~Toast within her ~Toaster golem looked thoughtful. And then she realised her mistake!
~T: Aha!
~T: Here's the problem.
~T: Too many ~Toasters!
~Toast's ~Toaster golem was suddenly changing. It appeared that ~Toast had infact absorbed the warmth of the ~Toasters ~Toasting ~Toast. Now she was projecting it. The ~Toasters around her converged into eachother, melted together by the warmth of approximately 7.5 thousands ~Toasters, and then some (They were still coming from the ~Toast pit!).
One ~Toaster, many times the size of the others, now gently floated over the crevice to sans. It flipped over and trapped him beneath it's mighty slots and into darkness. The sudden insane void of light hid the small ~Toasters within it's incredible walls. Then. Suddenly. A warm light filled the room.
Could it be? A reprieve from this darkness? If he were to turn his head upwards to what he must have thought was a massive field of darkness, he would see a massive piece of toast, slightly burnt red from the heat. An orange-red glow, signature to that of a toaster, filled the top of the structure. But then the walls too took on this hint of orange, and it became clear to her that this wasn't just a toaster; This was a much, much more potent variety made for doing more than just toasting toast. This was a ~Toaster. It was designed with a much more effective concept in mind...
(the) Flaming Toast.
A scream echoed through the walls of the ~Toaster.
~T: All ~Toasters ~Toast ~Toast...
She paused for effect.
~T: But I'm sure we can make an exception to that last part.
The sound of approximately 7.5 thousand ~Toasters signalling to their owners that they are ready, rung out. A second scream, and then silence. Slowly, ~Toast lifted the machine off the godmodderer and revealed his body, thoroughly aflame and thoroughly damaged by ~Toast and ~Toasters alike. With a short flick of her hand, ~Toast's ~Toasters became seperate and lined themselves vertically above sans. One by one, they fell. One by one, they bonked him on the head. All approximately 7.5 thousand of them as insult to injury.
Who would have thought that Metal and Fire would synergise so well?
Focused Attack: I walked up to The Snowball then I said "I know there is a Snowball here but, that is not a Snowball either" I start off by using a axe then I heat up the Axe to the Pherix (I remember him in DTG 2...) levels and I chop this snowball but a little effect even in the hottest levels I know that is made by the First Guardian TT2000 instead, I use my Telekenetic Abilities to pick up the snowball then I throw it against the Magma walls I created. I then telekeneticly generate fire and I burn the Snowball like 50 times and I put the snowball in the pit of flames.
I draw the Card from Twitchy's (former) Deck.
Coarsebot? 33/40 +1 from Tazz
Collab Summon: The Rune Master 1/50 (Wont started until MeGa joined, Toast currently joined but we are still waiting for MeGa to join or Ninjatwist)
The Plusinator Crystals 31/50 +1 from Tazz, MeGa and Talist (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 15+ if I made a Level 15 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 15 Alchemy deals 6,000 damage, However the Level 15+ Alchemy deals 6,200 damage)
Alchemy Creation:
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black (MIDI) Flag 6/11
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 5/16
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line (Plusinator Crystals Recommended for this line but the stronger version of the Plusinator Crystal is required for one of the ultimate alchemies that I make): Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
The Light Magician preforms Light Recharge.
+3 MeGa because I need you to finish the charge so we must invite you for a big summon.
Charge Bank: N/A
Suddenly a volcano emerges on the PZ side of the field and erupts, while giant stones are fired in the sky and lava burns enemy entities (this does damage them all) a giant egg is fired from the volcano and lands on the battlefield...
Mysterious egg
50.000/50.000
In five turns it wil-
I don't have time for this. Rise Tarkus!
Well whatever, as you want, the egg breaks and a enormous creature come out of it, his metallic shell shines under the sun, two red eyes come out of the shell showing the green face of an armadillo, his tracks covered with lava start to move as his roar echoes the battlefield.
the GloryTARKUS 50/50 hold 3/3 unleashed!
Tarkus
500.000/500.000
Passives:
Metal Shell: the giant shell that protects the interiors part of Tarkus is made of an incredibly resistant metal, this grants him a 25% damage reduction.
Feral Nature: Tarkus is a beast, a very violent beast, unless ordered differently he will attack his enemies, starting from those that are more bigger than him and later on moving on those smaller than him, he will attack even AZ entities if he cannot find any other target. There is a 35% (0% if less than 100.000) that if ordered to perform a non attacking action he will not follow the order and instead attack another entity as he most feel like.
Unstoppable march: Every turn there is a chance (20%) that smaller entities will be struck by Tarkus, regardless of his alignment, this causes medium damage, flying entities are obviously immune to this, while entities that are restrained to move properly or are immobile will have an higher chance of being struck. If the terrain does not
Aquatarkus: as the song says upon reaching 0 HP Tarkus will retire in the sea, defeated but not dead.
Attack:
Missile barrage: Tarkus fires a sequence of missiles causing medium-low damage to 3 enemies.
Retreat: hiding in his shell Tarkus is immune to any damage for this turn.
Main cannons attack: using both cannons Tarkus fires at a single enemy causing medium-high damage.
Double machine gun: from the holes that he has instead of a nose Takus fires like doing medium damage to 2 enemies.
Vicious banquet: Tarkus eats what remains of one of his enemies healing himself.
Fire breath: Tarkus opens his mouth and emits fire, does medium damage to one enemy and sets him on fire.
Special Attacks:
Main cannons rage: using stronger munitions Tarkus fires from the main cannon causing heavy damage on a single entity [III]
Mad rush: Tarkus hides in his shell and charges violently on 3 enemies causing them high damage, he is protected from all damage for that turn. [IIIII]
Tarkus will use his main cannons attack on The Snowball.
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 4/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 3/11)
+1 proof, nulitor, ninjaV (note: do the +1s for your summons later)
Wait a minute, how am I not piloting the Hyperstorm? I boarded it last round! I should have psi points in the reserve right now, and possibly even have dodged one extra attack due to the dodge bonus.
I get on board the Hyperstorm and prepare to defend it against attack. First, I point out that its shield generator is hidden in the same alternate dimension that the reactor is hidden in SPECIFICALLY to prevent the shields from being damaged. The shields still effect the main-dimension section of the Hyperstorm through micro-portals linking the generator to the area where it creates the shield. I quickly reactivate the shield based on this. Secondly, I fly up several thousand blocks in the air to get way out of range of the world's best minecraft player (he cannot get up here because his bow only reaches up maybe 100 blocks and the height limit is only 256 blocks). Thirdly, I lock onto the World's best Minecraft Player with the Weath Ray (as a focused action). Due to clairvoyance from the Hyperstorm, I see his location 10 seconds before he moves to it, lock onto that exact location, wait exactly 10 seconds, then fire an INSTANT blast of womrholes to anhillate him. This gun was originally designed to kill godmodders, so a mere wannabe with tons of dodging but no actual godmodding abilities to outright nullify the attack is screwed.
Then, I notice a large cloaked friendly craft in orbit. Since right now the Hyperstorm needs repairs urgently, I match orbits with the cloaked ship, fly into its interior hangar bay, and have EXOS deploy a hologram drone that should draw off one of the shots away from the Hyperstorm to make sure it makes it inside without blowing up (given that its evasion abilities have been seen to be hit-or-miss, you can't be too sure). I begin pulling parts out of the alternate dimension the Hyperstorm stores most of its stuff in, and team up with the engineers to make some emergency repairs (as for "can't do actions not related to the Hyperstorm", repairing the Hyperstorm is an action related to the Hyperstorm, so I still build up psi meter). The Avenger then pulls into a dive to get close enough to the action to deploy its ground forces.
Wall of Avenger Stats:
The Avenger: 200000/200000 HP (0 attack) (Hyperstorm is inside this) Engineers: The avenger can repair 5000 HP to itself or to a friendly entity docked with it each round.
Rookies: Every turn, the base dumps a bunch of red shirts into the field to see if they survive. The 10 rookies from this have 1 HP each (note that all HP values except for the Avenger's HP value are going to be listed in player HP values, so each HP is probably more like 1000-2000 actual HP), and do 1000 damage if they hit but are so innacurate the enemy gets +75% to dodge (they are pretty much unable to shoot enemies behind cover).
XCOM Squads: Every other turn, the Avenger will deploy a skyranger to drop an XCOM squad of 6 elite troopers. The troopers have 10 HP, and deal 2000 damage, but they are also somewhat inaccurate (-25% to hit). They also have special abilities based on type (note: abilities start fully charged and must be recharged after use):
Ranger: 25% chance to dodge attacks. If his target dies this round, the Ranger automatically makes one attack against the GS team miss this EOTB. +500 damage and automatic hit against grounded targets. Reaper ability (attacks 6 targets for 3000, 2500, 2000, 1500, 1000 and 500 damage respectively, 3 turn cooldown).
Sharpshooter: Automatically counter attacks for 1000 damage if attacked. Quick Draw (additional attack for 1000 damage each turn). Headshot ability (10000 damage to a single target, 3 turn cooldown), Faceoff ability (1000 damage to all units on a chosen team, 3 turn cooldown).
Grenadier: 1 armor. The target enemy is ruptured (same effect as the Hyperstorm's fusion lance effect, does not stack) on a hit. Suppression ability (reduces the target's damage by 50% (or 20% for bosses), no cooldown), Heavy Weapon Ability (8000 damage to a single target, ruptures target, cannot miss, 3 turn cooldown)
Specialist: Can take an additional action with the GREMLIN, providing either +5 HP to an allied XCOM trooper, +10% accuracy to all XCOM troopers, or +10% dodge chance to all XCOM troopers. Each specialist has a 25% chance to save a unit that would die each turn, leaving them with 1 HP instead (specialists can only save 1 unit each per turn). Capacitator Discharge ability (4000 damage to a target, entities with advanced mechanical components are disrupted and suffer -25% damage).
Psi Operative: Basic attacks add 1 shock stack to the target (10% chance per stack for the target to miss an action each turn, 1 goes away each turn). Emergency Shield ability (when this unit would die it survives with 1 HP, one use per operative) Stasis ability (reduces damage done by and damage taken by target by 75%, 3 turn cooldown), Reanimate ability (reanimates destroyed entity from any team, turning it to the GS team with 50% HP and damage and no special abilities, one use per operative), Insanity Ability (no damage, but adds 3 shock stacks to the target, 3 turn cooldown).
Aliens: The Avenger also has alien cloning facilities because it was an alien supply ship (and aliens consider their troops to be supplies), so every 3 rounds it can spawn up to 3 aliens.
Upgrades: Every 3 rounds, the Avenger's scientists come up with a new piece of technology to aid the ground teams, boosting the XCOM squads and unlocking new aliens.
Avenger Defense Mission: If the Avenger is shot down, it stays in one piece and is not removed from play. Instead, it starts building up a 3 post charge to repair engines and take off. Allied GS ground entities (automatically including the XCOM squads and rookies) can be assigned to protect the Avenger, but if all squads protecting the Avenger are eliminated the enemy can automatically raid its interior and knock it out (or potentially hijack it). After 3 turns, the Avenger recovers, permanently losing 40000 maximum HP and starting with half of this reduced maximum health score. While the avenger is shot down, it cannot do anything other than be a target.
Lastly, I decide to implement a new defensive measure. My Amulet of Endermancy provides +1% to my damage and +1% to a chance to godmod away an incoming attack against me or any craft that I am piloting, in exchange for making me vulnerable to death (If the Hyperstorm dies, I take 1 whole round to respawn, but can still do charges and entity orders because of EXOS). Since I estimate a total of 15 damage dealt to godmodders over several games, this is a 15% damage increase and a 15% godmod chance (note that the godmod chance is detected before evasion, and attacks that get godmodded away will not reduce evasion). It also makes my evasion more like sans' in that attacks no longer ignore it (I swear some attacks appeared to be ignoring it earlier, note that the whole idea of this thing's evasion is that it literally knows where the enemy is attacking before they even attack, so a lightspeed beam would still be easily dodged).
Speaking of sans, why not let him pilot?
What would that get us?
Sans already has absurd evasion, and his main weakness is a lack of health. If we combine sans' evasion with the hyperstorm's evasion and durability. we get something like +200% evasion, and the evasion would not be able to be permanently reduced unlike with sans' current evasion which is being worn down as we speak. In addition, a hyperstorm action every post means dozens of fusion lances being fired to destroy everything and as sans is a godmodder this would be immune to the OP scale. Sans and the hyperstorm would be literally unkillable.
Ask sans what he thinks about the idea. Make sure we have a contingency plan in case sans goes rogue with this thing, however.
In addition, it would stop everything from just ignoring the dodge chance. Seriously, one of the whole main points of this ship is that it can see charged attacks coming from so far away (since they do so much damage and take entire hours to build up) that it can effortlessly dodge them. As of now, the ship is useless because it is apparently completely unable to dodge things it should be able to dodge (it was an interesting idea on paper, but in practice the abilities on paper are ignored), despite spending 200 charge points pretty much entirely to justify that ability.
Also, I would suggest that until either sans starts piloting it or you can install something that makes the dodge impossible for enemies to ignore, just park it in the Avenger.
If sans isn't convinced, tell him that since he joined the GS team, if the Hyperstorm gets destroyed it could be very bad for things because damage from its death IGNORES DODGE CHANCE, and for him nothing else does (at least I hope he can dodge everything, if he dies we lose). And no, I am not going to just park it in the Avenger. That just makes the avenger go down to the wall of fire everyone was directing at the Hyperstorm before, and leaves me with 250 charge points of dead entities instead of just 200 charge points.
One of my main weaknesses is that when my big thing goes down, I waste inordinate amounts of time trying to keep it alive, but it rarely works. Might as well just accept that the Hyperstorm was flawed and then go make a more conventional boss instead.
PS: The server rules say no breaking IRL laws as well, such as the one against murder. Since breaking one tripled the damage the Hyperstorm took (effectively, doing the math), UserZero's next boss should take 12 billion times damage (since she broke the rules 12 billion times).
(OOC: No, the Hyperstorm is not going to sit in the Avenger's bay for very long, but I do not want to go down as having the shortest-lived boss ever)
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IT'S TIME TO LEVEL UP! 6/10
+2 nulitor +1 crusher
John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
John takes the Imperator and tosses it against a wall. He then takes a drill and drills a hole straight through it. He takes peacmaker and violently stabs it with a bolt of pure computers...
Out of the corner of his eye, he thinks he sees something, but he ignores.
Alchemies:
Well, I certainly hope someone gets this message. It would be a shame if this went to waste.
I am a hunter, former soldier of 'John'
My name is my own to keep.
Those who have found me are certainly keen eyed, so I am offering them a chance
I will disperse a message, a code, split into four parts
Hidden somewhere
Those who can find them and secretly post the code when I say so
Will be able to pick my target
Now of course, making me attack say a godmodder, or a boss is far too tough of a job. I sneak in and out of shadows delivering quick blows.
And making me attack my former master would be untolerable
Ask me to do something stupid, and you will feel my anger
And don't even think of sharing the code with your teammates, I can figure that out
AND THEN YOU WILL BURN
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I would have waited until after the update to post this, but it looks like I'm not going to be able to due to my 1-week vacation. I can't dislodge World's Best and the Hyperstorm from combat, so I cheer the WBMP on, and inform all non-GS players that assisting him in their duel is probably their best chance to kill the GS boss! I won't be around to help my entities, so that's up to you, PZ comrades! I wish I could send the Snowball into stasis, but alas...
UPDATE! Yes, that feels so goooooood!...Technically, that's on-time by virtue of it finishing on Thursday. Technically.
In any case, do NOT expect an update on Saturday-I will be attempting to flail my way through a Smash Bros tournament on that particular day, and I can't update because it's not a short tournament. For compensation, +1 to all charges!
Golem: ...Oh, wonderful. Fantabulous. No, that's not a real word, but screw having to use real words.
Golem: At least I have some new toys to mess around with. Pale imitations of a set of powerful weapons. Or pale imitations of a set of mediocre weapons that "I" need to make some incredibly deudly swords.
Golem: So... Shadetitan Arm, Phototitan Mace. ...Well, I'm gonna use an Ante Chamber now.
I quietly set up a sprawling maze of weird geometry, and sit down in the middle. Black liquid misery pours into the confines, completely drenching me. A few moments later, a beam of pure darkness shoots out of the Ante Chamber, lightly poking through all of the Gasterblasters summoned so far.
Golem: Ah, that was a relaxing meditation.
Golem: Check cores... and it looks like I've got the Ante Matter leveling system now. Nice.
Time, to know my inner strength. I'm calling in my 5 Origins.
Dark-Blue Power, activate!
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[b]XSlayer300[/b] now turned Dark-Blue!
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[b]*flashback*[/b]
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[b]The scene changes to a regular man. Wearing a yellow shirt, black pants. Blue eyes. And a somewhat familar face.[/b]
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Sept. 23 200X
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"A legend, that is never heared before. The 4 Glowing Stones."
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XSlayer300 ????/????
The Sword[/b] 13/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I[/b] [b]I[/b] I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 13/50 (NO ASSIST!)[/b]
A Flower[/b] 1/50 I[/b] I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 1/50
Assisting in: "To save the Earth, one charge point at a time"
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Charging: The Sword[/b] 13/50
I Charge the Minigun once last time.
Then, I fired a Lower Laz3r Machine Gun from my Hands to the PZ Tombstones. Thanks to my Dark-Blue Powers.
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Rainbow Minigun [iiiii] 5/5 [b]READY TO FIRE![/b]
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. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
He then drops a copy of Voyager 1 into SCP-882, which summons some Maxwellists and a smaller amount of Neo-Mekhanites before inflicting 2 Calls of MEKHANE on the Wizened Hag and 1 on The Hulk.
The Maxwellists swarm The Snowball, while the 20 Cogwork Legates attack Zarod.
The 10 remaining Cogwork Legates continue to upgrade each other and the attacking Legates, while the Neo-Mekhanites continue to heal SCP-882.
Deadraw 6/8
Saurite 6/11
Black Widow Staff 3/13
Stardust Monolith 14/15!
Hammer 5/10
Anvil 5/10
00C: Since when are alchemies over level 10 possible?
Also, the Cogwork Legates can only add max health to other Legates.
[RP AND ATTACKS] ConsumerOfAll: How annoying. ConsumerOfAll: Thanks for breaking Inversion, the World's Best Minecraft Player, and the First Guardian of the First Godmodding War. ConsumerOfAll: TT2000, right?
As AZ is the current target, I play Megalovania from the Earthbound Halloween Hack on the Speakers of Death, for completely unrelated reasons to any summons I have.
I then take out my ESP Railgun, and summon a PP energy attachment that forces it to use PP (from the Mother series) instead of AIM, for definitely unrelated reasons to any summons that may come at the end of this post. I then focus the energies of the ESP Railgun into the form of a certain vulgarly named PSI attack used only by those whose emotions can change the world famous for dealing high amounts of damage and fire it. A whiteish-blue line spreads out from the ESP Railgun before turning into a blue pulse and ramming straight into the Chef-Class Imperator Titan. Its armour is incinerated and it feels a feeling of pure hatred before being sent across the sky and smashing back down, heavily effected from my PSI attack.
And I have a pesterchum notification.
Pesterlog
circularTreats [CT] began pestering consumerofAll [CA]
CT: I've prepared my toolkit. CA: Just as expected. CT: So, are you saying that this sans person can help me find the lost saviours of our world? CA: I know a bit about it, but I'm pretty sure that sans hails from the universe which has an Update Terminal used by the person who ruined your timeline. CA: You might want to interrogate him about that.
A short, white haired scientist teleports into the Battlefield, before firing a beam at sans. This beam is in fact a plot device, so doesn't require effort for sans to be to dodge or count as Dr Andonuts actual attack. DR ANDONUTS: sans. Tell me everything you know about your universe's First Guardian or I will do things to your skeletal body that can make even the most brave warriors cringe in agony. ConsumerOfAll: Hey, Doctor Andonuts, since I brought your here, can you do me a few favours? ConsumerOfAll: Do you see that giant airship up there? The Chef-Class Imperator Titan? Can you destroy it for me?
Dr Andonuts turns towards the Imperator Titan, before focusing his first PSI attack on it.
[HOMURA ACTION]
Love attacks the Imperator Titan.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] Readymade Luv 23/50 (+4 from Best Godmodder) ================================================== The 0riginal Megalovania 50/50 COMPLETE! (+4 from Best Godmodder) ================================================== Let's Make A Contract With Bunnycat! 11/50 (+4 from Best Godmodder) ================================================== ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (6/??) ================ Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (2/??) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (2/??) ================
+1 to TT2000, +1 to Battlefury, +1 to FBSN (as long as the assists go towards Rebuilding Earth)
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC]
[PZ] Dr Andonuts: 250,000/250,000 HP, Phase: Neutral, PSI gorrilakill Ω: IIIII, PSI Flash Ω/PSI Fire Ω/PSI Freeze Ω/PSI Ground Ω/Status Down Ω:* II PSI Blind Ω/PSI Firestorm Ω/PSI Blizzard Ω/PK Starstorm Ω/Complete Weakness Ω:* ** IIIIIIII
*Attacks change per phase, displaying only one of these attacks at a time.
** Dr Andonuts has lowered defense for the next two turns after these attacks.
Dr Andonuts has 5 phases, Neutral, Fire, Ice, PSI and Physical. He changes phase every 50,000HP of damage. Note that changing phase clears all status effects. While in a phase, his normal attack is changed to the element of that phase. Healing Dr Andonuts changes what phase he is in, for example healing him from 45,000HP to 55,000HP will revert him back from Physical to PSI.
PSI [REDACTED]kill Ω IIIII: Deals a completely ridiculous amount of damage to one target.
Neutral (300k - 240k)
PSI Flash Ω:
35% chance of blindness, causing the victim to hurt themselves.
10% chance of strangeness, causing the victim to attack an allied entity.
15% chance of paralysis, causing the victim to not be able to act this turn.
40% chance of massive damage.
PSI Blind Ω: Will blind five random non-PZs, making them not attack for three turns.
Fire (240k - 180k)
PSI Fire Ω: Deals high damage and burns the victim for the next three turns.
PSI Firestorm Ω: Deals massive damage to every non PZ and burns them for the next two turns.
Ice (180k - 120k)
PSI Freeze Ω: Deals medium damage and freezes the victim for the next three turns.
PSI Blizzard Ω: Deals medium damage to all non-PZs and freezes them for the next two turns.
PSI (120k - 60k)
PSI Ground Ω: Deals medium damage to every non-PZ and makes them have a 10% chance to miss attacks.
PK Starstorm Ω: Deals a ridiculous amount of damage (Around 50,000HP) to every non PZ on the field.
Physical (60k - death)
Status Down Ω: Gives Offense Down, Defence Down and Poison to the victim for three turns.
Complete Weakness Ω: Reduces the victim's ATK to 0 and significantly lowers their defense for three turns.
Buff / nerf as needed.
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher
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My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
43/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time (+3 Xslayer (Please stop putting charge help in spoilers, it makes it hard to know whether or not you assisted), +1 Tazz, +1 Consumerofall. None of you guys gave me a +2. Granted, that's easily fixed via writing +2. +2. +2. How many times should I write +2? I'm not sure, so I'll stop now. Note to self: Nullitor (11/50), Speedon (8/50), Pit (3/50), and Battlefury (8/30) making own Charge. I think people who want to save the Earth should start plussing others now.)
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
i love typing walls of text. It's not like im burning my sleeping time. Right?
Right?
Anyone?
/hopefully userzero doesn't stab it in the EOTB
honk
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
| Charges |
Ootay~ 19/50 (+3 from Epic, +1 from Talist)
Mysterious Charge 3/?? (+1 Tazz)
Sun-dered. 28/40 (+1 Tazz)
| Alchemy |
Empty Swiss Army Knife (no tools inside it) || Something Foul && Something Heavy && Something Course && Something Stringy && Something Nasty && Something Sharp && Something Greasy && Something Pointy && Something Fancy Something Burnt && Something Wrong = The Scrapper's Armory. (Level 10 - 11/11) #DONESIES
Flip Lighter || Panda Tibbers (teddy bear form) && Soul of a Fireworks Demon && Weasly-Brand Fireworks = Wildfire (Level 10 - 5/11)
1+ Twin, +1 Mega +1 to Talist
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
| Action |
~Toast PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS THE WBMC BY BLASTING OFF WITH SODARAYG.
~T: PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
After PCHOOOing the WBMC, ~Toast hosts a classiness competition for no real reason. +2 to the winner.
Honk.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
====Crafting
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 3/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 3/16
The Hero's Sword && Villains's Blade = ??? 2/?? lv. ???
=====
Battlefury13: You know, i kinda though those gravity-base thingys are actually kind of game-breaking. They give you actual control over gravity, which is omnipresent (Even in space. It's just to faint to be felt or have enough of an effect on you. The galaxy as a whole, on the other hand....} And when you control the omnipresent...
I trap sans in a bubble of gravity. He dodges.... into a bubble of gravity. It sends him skywards, wherein another gravity bubble sends him flying back to the earth.
I join the Classiness Competition, being sure to bring only the finest manners, suits, and tea. Loads and Loads of tea.
seful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
The Hero's Sword [10]
Temmie Helm [10]
Charges========
Enchanting the D13x13 + D13 Attack determination Dice 11/50
8/30
Battle Against a True Seadog: 3/50 (1+ ~toast)
2+ to engie
1+ to tt2000
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
| Charges |
Re-experience 19/50 (+3 from Epic, +1 from Talist)
Mysterious Charge 3/?? (+1 Tazz)
Sun-dered. 28/40 (+1 Tazz)
| Alchemy |
Empty Swiss Army Knife (no tools inside it) || Something Foul && Something Heavy && Something Course && Something Stringy && Something Nasty && Something Sharp && Something Greasy && Something Pointy && Something Fancy Something Burnt && Something Wrong = The Scrapper's Armory. (Level 10 - 11/11) #DONESIES
Flip Lighter || Panda Tibbers (teddy bear form) && Soul of a Fireworks Demon && Weasly-Brand Fireworks = Wildfire (Level 10 - 5/11)
[FREE]
[FREE]
1+ Twin, +1 Mega +1 to Battlefury13 just this once because Sea Dog <3
Next turn (#playingaroundsans): +2 to Twin, +1 to MeGa
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Red - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Mix: IIIIII
| Action |
~Toast goes to a forbidden place (currently the roof of her old school) speaks an even more forbidden phrase in an ancient, ever more forbidden tongue.
~T: All.
~T: ~Toasters.
~T: ~Toast.
~T: ~Toast.
You hear the sound like that of a massive spring beneath the earth rising up and unloading.
~T: Oh.
~T: It's ready.
The ground opened and with it, spewed out hundreds and thousands of ~Toasters.
If you were to look down the crevice made by the ground and ~Toasters, and also somehow not have your head ripped off by the sheer amount of ~Toasters flying out then you would see a giant ~Toaster ~Toaster imbedded in the earth's mantle (fortunately not the Earth's mantle, or this attack would be ruined). These ~Toasters grouped themselves in the air, held together by an unseen force. One ~Toaster tore away from the herd and flew towards ~Toast's outstreched arm. ~Toast smiled somewhat maliciously as it connected with her arm and stuck fast. With a wave of her hand, the ~Toasters streamed down, surrounding her.
As it turns out, ~Toast is both a toastamancer (divination via toast, also the ability to consume) and toasterkinetist (she can move toasterkind with her mind; this includes ~Toasters). If this was an RPG (which it totally isn't), ~Toast would be one of those Toast Mages.
She clenched her left fist, and the ~Toasters latched themselves onto her and each other. These ~Toasters didn't stop coming either, as they're number increased, so too did their speed. Eventually, ~Toast was surrounded by these things, like a massive ~Toaster golem, complete with massive ~Toaster legs and thick ~Toaster arms, all constructed of hundreds of ~Toasters. Now, you may be wondering:
Why are they ~Toasters and not toasters?
Well, random question answerer, that is because like ~Toast said: All ~Toasters ~Toast ~Toast.
And that's exactly what was going to happen.
~Toast suddenly felt the heat of approximately 7.5 thousand toasters on her skin. Perfect. Maybe a bit too perfect. She looked down, and felt the ~Toasters around her using her toastamancy powers.
~T: Hmmmmmmm.
~Toast within her ~Toaster golem looked thoughtful. And then she realised her mistake!
~T: Aha!
~T: Here's the problem.
~T: Too many ~Toasters!
~Toast's ~Toaster golem was suddenly changing. It appeared that ~Toast had infact absorbed the warmth of the ~Toasters ~Toasting ~Toast. Now she was projecting it. The ~Toasters around her converged into eachother, melted together by the warmth of approximately 7.5 thousands ~Toasters, and then some (They were still coming from the ~Toast pit!).
One ~Toaster, many times the size of the others, now gently floated over the crevice to sans. It flipped over and trapped him beneath it's mighty slots and into darkness. The sudden insane void of light hid the small ~Toasters within it's incredible walls. Then. Suddenly. A warm light filled the room.
Could it be? A reprieve from this darkness? If he were to turn his head upwards to what he must have thought was a massive field of darkness, he would see a massive piece of toast, slightly burnt red from the heat. An orange-red glow, signature to that of a toaster, filled the top of the structure. But then the walls too took on this hint of orange, and it became clear to her that this wasn't just a toaster; This was a much, much more potent variety made for doing more than just toasting toast. This was a ~Toaster. It was designed with a much more effective concept in mind...
(the) Flaming Toast.
A scream echoed through the walls of the ~Toaster.
~T: All ~Toasters ~Toast ~Toast...
She paused for effect.
~T: But I'm sure we can make an exception to that last part.
The sound of approximately 7.5 thousand ~Toasters signalling to their owners that they are ready, rung out. A second scream, and then silence. Slowly, ~Toast lifted the machine off the godmodderer and revealed his body, thoroughly aflame and thoroughly damaged by ~Toast and ~Toasters alike. With a short flick of her hand, ~Toast's ~Toasters became seperate and lined themselves vertically above sans. One by one, they fell. One by one, they bonked him on the head. All approximately 7.5 thousand of them as insult to injury.
Who would have thought that Metal and Fire would synergise so well?
...
Oh, have I said too much?
Haha... Haha...
*
~Toast was reunited for a reason.
Haha... haha...
*
Do you want her split once more?
haha... haha...
*
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
I know that Chuck Norris thing last time...
Focused Attack: I walked up to The Snowball then I said "I know there is a Snowball here but, that is not a Snowball either" I start off by using a axe then I heat up the Axe to the Pherix (I remember him in DTG 2...) levels and I chop this snowball but a little effect even in the hottest levels I know that is made by the First Guardian TT2000 instead, I use my Telekenetic Abilities to pick up the snowball then I throw it against the Magma walls I created. I then telekeneticly generate fire and I burn the Snowball like 50 times and I put the snowball in the pit of flames.
I draw the Card from Twitchy's (former) Deck.
Coarsebot? 33/40 +1 from Tazz
Collab Summon: The Rune Master 1/50 (Wont started until MeGa joined, Toast currently joined but we are still waiting for MeGa to join or Ninjatwist)
The Plusinator Crystals 31/50 +1 from Tazz, MeGa and Talist (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 15+ if I made a Level 15 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 15 Alchemy deals 6,000 damage, However the Level 15+ Alchemy deals 6,200 damage)
Alchemy Creation:
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black (MIDI) Flag 6/11
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 5/16
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line (Plusinator Crystals Recommended for this line but the stronger version of the Plusinator Crystal is required for one of the ultimate alchemies that I make): Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
The Light Magician preforms Light Recharge.
+3 MeGa because I need you to finish the charge so we must invite you for a big summon.
Charge Bank: N/A
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Well time to use this charge...
Suddenly a volcano emerges on the PZ side of the field and erupts, while giant stones are fired in the sky and lava burns enemy entities (this does damage them all) a giant egg is fired from the volcano and lands on the battlefield...
Mysterious egg
50.000/50.000
In five turns it wil-
I don't have time for this. Rise Tarkus!
Well whatever, as you want, the egg breaks and a enormous creature come out of it, his metallic shell shines under the sun, two red eyes come out of the shell showing the green face of an armadillo, his tracks covered with lava start to move as his roar echoes the battlefield.
the GloryTARKUS 50/50hold 3/3unleashed!Tarkus
500.000/500.000
Passives:
Metal Shell: the giant shell that protects the interiors part of Tarkus is made of an incredibly resistant metal, this grants him a 25% damage reduction.
Feral Nature: Tarkus is a beast, a very violent beast, unless ordered differently he will attack his enemies, starting from those that are more bigger than him and later on moving on those smaller than him, he will attack even AZ entities if he cannot find any other target. There is a 35% (0% if less than 100.000) that if ordered to perform a non attacking action he will not follow the order and instead attack another entity as he most feel like.
Unstoppable march: Every turn there is a chance (20%) that smaller entities will be struck by Tarkus, regardless of his alignment, this causes medium damage, flying entities are obviously immune to this, while entities that are restrained to move properly or are immobile will have an higher chance of being struck. If the terrain does not
Aquatarkus: as the song says upon reaching 0 HP Tarkus will retire in the sea, defeated but not dead.
Attack:
Missile barrage: Tarkus fires a sequence of missiles causing medium-low damage to 3 enemies.
Retreat: hiding in his shell Tarkus is immune to any damage for this turn.
Main cannons attack: using both cannons Tarkus fires at a single enemy causing medium-high damage.
Double machine gun: from the holes that he has instead of a nose Takus fires like doing medium damage to 2 enemies.
Vicious banquet: Tarkus eats what remains of one of his enemies healing himself.
Fire breath: Tarkus opens his mouth and emits fire, does medium damage to one enemy and sets him on fire.
Special Attacks:
Main cannons rage: using stronger munitions Tarkus fires from the main cannon causing heavy damage on a single entity [III]
Mad rush: Tarkus hides in his shell and charges violently on 3 enemies causing them high damage, he is protected from all damage for that turn. [IIIII]
Tarkus will use his main cannons attack on The Snowball.
Spadaccino 47/50
...... 34/50
... 7/50
Module && Mithril && Orichalcum && Adamantium = Metallica Module (Level 10: 5/11)
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 4/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 3/11)
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lol omg don't know why i posted 4 times!
Wall of Avenger Stats:
Rookies: Every turn, the base dumps a bunch of red shirts into the field to see if they survive. The 10 rookies from this have 1 HP each (note that all HP values except for the Avenger's HP value are going to be listed in player HP values, so each HP is probably more like 1000-2000 actual HP), and do 1000 damage if they hit but are so innacurate the enemy gets +75% to dodge (they are pretty much unable to shoot enemies behind cover).
XCOM Squads: Every other turn, the Avenger will deploy a skyranger to drop an XCOM squad of 6 elite troopers. The troopers have 10 HP, and deal 2000 damage, but they are also somewhat inaccurate (-25% to hit). They also have special abilities based on type (note: abilities start fully charged and must be recharged after use):
Ranger: 25% chance to dodge attacks. If his target dies this round, the Ranger automatically makes one attack against the GS team miss this EOTB. +500 damage and automatic hit against grounded targets. Reaper ability (attacks 6 targets for 3000, 2500, 2000, 1500, 1000 and 500 damage respectively, 3 turn cooldown).
Sharpshooter: Automatically counter attacks for 1000 damage if attacked. Quick Draw (additional attack for 1000 damage each turn). Headshot ability (10000 damage to a single target, 3 turn cooldown), Faceoff ability (1000 damage to all units on a chosen team, 3 turn cooldown).
Grenadier: 1 armor. The target enemy is ruptured (same effect as the Hyperstorm's fusion lance effect, does not stack) on a hit. Suppression ability (reduces the target's damage by 50% (or 20% for bosses), no cooldown), Heavy Weapon Ability (8000 damage to a single target, ruptures target, cannot miss, 3 turn cooldown)
Specialist: Can take an additional action with the GREMLIN, providing either +5 HP to an allied XCOM trooper, +10% accuracy to all XCOM troopers, or +10% dodge chance to all XCOM troopers. Each specialist has a 25% chance to save a unit that would die each turn, leaving them with 1 HP instead (specialists can only save 1 unit each per turn). Capacitator Discharge ability (4000 damage to a target, entities with advanced mechanical components are disrupted and suffer -25% damage).
Psi Operative: Basic attacks add 1 shock stack to the target (10% chance per stack for the target to miss an action each turn, 1 goes away each turn). Emergency Shield ability (when this unit would die it survives with 1 HP, one use per operative) Stasis ability (reduces damage done by and damage taken by target by 75%, 3 turn cooldown), Reanimate ability (reanimates destroyed entity from any team, turning it to the GS team with 50% HP and damage and no special abilities, one use per operative), Insanity Ability (no damage, but adds 3 shock stacks to the target, 3 turn cooldown).
Aliens: The Avenger also has alien cloning facilities because it was an alien supply ship (and aliens consider their troops to be supplies), so every 3 rounds it can spawn up to 3 aliens.
Upgrades: Every 3 rounds, the Avenger's scientists come up with a new piece of technology to aid the ground teams, boosting the XCOM squads and unlocking new aliens.
Avenger Defense Mission: If the Avenger is shot down, it stays in one piece and is not removed from play. Instead, it starts building up a 3 post charge to repair engines and take off. Allied GS ground entities (automatically including the XCOM squads and rookies) can be assigned to protect the Avenger, but if all squads protecting the Avenger are eliminated the enemy can automatically raid its interior and knock it out (or potentially hijack it). After 3 turns, the Avenger recovers, permanently losing 40000 maximum HP and starting with half of this reduced maximum health score. While the avenger is shot down, it cannot do anything other than be a target.
In addition, it would stop everything from just ignoring the dodge chance. Seriously, one of the whole main points of this ship is that it can see charged attacks coming from so far away (since they do so much damage and take entire hours to build up) that it can effortlessly dodge them. As of now, the ship is useless because it is apparently completely unable to dodge things it should be able to dodge (it was an interesting idea on paper, but in practice the abilities on paper are ignored), despite spending 200 charge points pretty much entirely to justify that ability.
Also, I would suggest that until either sans starts piloting it or you can install something that makes the dodge impossible for enemies to ignore, just park it in the Avenger.
If sans isn't convinced, tell him that since he joined the GS team, if the Hyperstorm gets destroyed it could be very bad for things because damage from its death IGNORES DODGE CHANCE, and for him nothing else does (at least I hope he can dodge everything, if he dies we lose). And no, I am not going to just park it in the Avenger. That just makes the avenger go down to the wall of fire everyone was directing at the Hyperstorm before, and leaves me with 250 charge points of dead entities instead of just 200 charge points.
One of my main weaknesses is that when my big thing goes down, I waste inordinate amounts of time trying to keep it alive, but it rarely works. Might as well just accept that the Hyperstorm was flawed and then go make a more conventional boss instead.
(OOC: No, the Hyperstorm is not going to sit in the Avenger's bay for very long, but I do not want to go down as having the shortest-lived boss ever)
The
Hidden RogueHunter 41/50Government 27/50
IT'S TIME TO LEVEL UP! 6/10
+2 nulitor +1 crusher
John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
John takes the Imperator and tosses it against a wall. He then takes a drill and drills a hole straight through it. He takes peacmaker and violently stabs it with a bolt of pure computers...
Out of the corner of his eye, he thinks he sees something, but he ignores.
Alchemies:
Well, I certainly hope someone gets this message. It would be a shame if this went to waste.
I am a hunter, former soldier of 'John'
My name is my own to keep.
Those who have found me are certainly keen eyed, so I am offering them a chance
I will disperse a message, a code, split into four parts
Hidden somewhere
Those who can find them and secretly post the code when I say so
Will be able to pick my target
Now of course, making me attack say a godmodder, or a boss is far too tough of a job. I sneak in and out of shadows delivering quick blows.
And making me attack my former master would be untolerable
Ask me to do something stupid, and you will feel my anger
And don't even think of sharing the code with your teammates, I can figure that out
AND THEN YOU WILL BURN
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I would have waited until after the update to post this, but it looks like I'm not going to be able to due to my 1-week vacation. I can't dislodge World's Best and the Hyperstorm from combat, so I cheer the WBMP on, and inform all non-GS players that assisting him in their duel is probably their best chance to kill the GS boss! I won't be around to help my entities, so that's up to you, PZ comrades! I wish I could send the Snowball into stasis, but alas...
See you all!
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Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
UPDATE! Yes, that feels so goooooood!...Technically, that's on-time by virtue of it finishing on Thursday. Technically.
In any case, do NOT expect an update on Saturday-I will be attempting to flail my way through a Smash Bros tournament on that particular day, and I can't update because it's not a short tournament. For compensation, +1 to all charges!
SECRET. 27/50 ...hm. How long can I hold a token? Can I distribute a token in any way?
Ante Chamber 50/50 TOTALLY EXECUTED
The Pact 28/50
Wand && Lightning Titan Essence = Titanspark Wand 5/11
Watch && Time Titan Essence = Clocktitan Watch (Level 15: 1/16)
Whip && Space Titan Essence = Warptitan Whip (Level 15: 1/16)
+2 Cobalt
+1 Cobalt
Golem: ...Oh, wonderful. Fantabulous. No, that's not a real word, but screw having to use real words.
Golem: At least I have some new toys to mess around with. Pale imitations of a set of powerful weapons. Or pale imitations of a set of mediocre weapons that "I" need to make some incredibly deudly swords.
Golem: So... Shadetitan Arm, Phototitan Mace. ...Well, I'm gonna use an Ante Chamber now.
I quietly set up a sprawling maze of weird geometry, and sit down in the middle. Black liquid misery pours into the confines, completely drenching me. A few moments later, a beam of pure darkness shoots out of the Ante Chamber, lightly poking through all of the Gasterblasters summoned so far.
Golem: Ah, that was a relaxing meditation.
Golem: Check cores... and it looks like I've got the Ante Matter leveling system now. Nice.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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[b]\==STORY/RP==/[/b]
Now, the sword shines very brightly.
[/b]
XSlayer300 continues to think.
[/b]
Time, to know my inner strength. I'm calling in my 5 Origins.
Dark-Blue Power, activate!
[/b]
[b]XSlayer300[/b] now turned Dark-Blue!
[/b]
[b]*flashback*[/b]
[/b]
[b]The scene changes to a regular man. Wearing a yellow shirt, black pants. Blue eyes. And a somewhat familar face.[/b]
[/b]
Sept. 23 200X
[/b]
"A legend, that is never heared before. The 4 Glowing Stones."
\==STATUS==/ POST 2/2[/b]
XSlayer300 ????/????
The Sword[/b] 13/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I[/b] [b]I[/b] I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 13/50 (NO ASSIST!)[/b]
A Flower[/b] 1/50 I[/b] I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 1/50
Assisting in: "To save the Earth, one charge point at a time"
\==ACTIONS==/[/b]
[b]-Player Actions-[/b]
Charging: The Sword[/b] 13/50
I Charge the Minigun once last time.
Then, I fired a Lower Laz3r Machine Gun from my Hands to the PZ Tombstones. Thanks to my Dark-Blue Powers.
\==ETC==/[/b]
\==INVENTORY==/[/b]
Offensive:[/b]
Rainbow Minigun [iiiii] 5/5 [b]READY TO FIRE![/b]
Summoners:[/b]
Radio
Rainbow Chest
The beginning of the 5 Origins, and Undertale Madness.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX
\==STORY/RP==/
The Sword became brighter.
XSlayer300 continues to think.
Time, to know my inner strength. I'm calling in my 5 Origins.
Time unleash my power.
XSlayer's eyes are glowing, then a a white blast exploded on to him. Blinding the other PZ players.
XSlayer300 became Dark-Blue!
*flashback*
The scene turns to a a man. Who wore a Yellow Shirt, Black Pants, Blue Eyes, and a Familar face.
"A legend where no one heared before, The 4 Glowing Stones."
\==STATUS==/ POST 2/2
XSlayer300 ????/???? Now turned Dark-Blue!
The Sword 13/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 13/50 (NO ASSIST!)
A Flower 1/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 1/50
Assisting in: "To save the Earth, one charge point at a time"
\==ACTIONS==/
-Player Actions-
Charging: The Sword 13/50
Assisting: To save the Earth, one charge point at a time
I Charge the Minigun once last time.
I attack the PZ Tombstones with a Lower Graded LaZ3r Machine gun straight out of my hands. Thanks to my Dark-Blue powers.
\==ETC==/
From now on, All of my text color is now dark blue. You know, for the heck of it.
/null
\==INVENTORY==/
Offensive:
Rainbow Minigun [iiiii] 5/5 READY TO FIRE!
Summoners:
Radio
Rainbow Chest
The beginning of the 5 Origins, and Undertale Madness.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX
Sea Dog is (second!) best dog
/null
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
The L()rd makes his hands look like guns, and points them at the Hyperstorm.
B()()m!!
A barrage of rockets and lasers comes out of no where and smashes into the Hyperstorm.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Post II
Y clobbers The Hulk over the head with a plank.
He then drops a copy of Voyager 1 into SCP-882, which summons some Maxwellists and a smaller amount of Neo-Mekhanites before inflicting 2 Calls of MEKHANE on the Wizened Hag and 1 on The Hulk.
The Maxwellists swarm The Snowball, while the 20 Cogwork Legates attack Zarod.
The 10 remaining Cogwork Legates continue to upgrade each other and the attacking Legates, while the Neo-Mekhanites continue to heal SCP-882.
Deadraw 6/8
Saurite 6/11
Black Widow Staff 3/13
Stardust Monolith 14/15!
Hammer 5/10
Anvil 5/10
00C: Since when are alchemies over level 10 possible?
Also, the Cogwork Legates can only add max health to other Legates.
[RP AND ATTACKS]
PesterlogConsumerOfAll: How annoying.
ConsumerOfAll: Thanks for breaking Inversion, the World's Best Minecraft Player, and the First Guardian of the First Godmodding War.
ConsumerOfAll: TT2000, right?
As AZ is the current target, I play Megalovania from the Earthbound Halloween Hack on the Speakers of Death, for completely unrelated reasons to any summons I have.
I then take out my ESP Railgun, and summon a PP energy attachment that forces it to use PP (from the Mother series) instead of AIM, for definitely unrelated reasons to any summons that may come at the end of this post. I then focus the energies of the ESP Railgun into the form of a certain vulgarly named PSI attack used only by those whose emotions can change the world famous for dealing high amounts of damage and fire it. A whiteish-blue line spreads out from the ESP Railgun before turning into a blue pulse and ramming straight into the Chef-Class Imperator Titan. Its armour is incinerated and it feels a feeling of pure hatred before being sent across the sky and smashing back down, heavily effected from my PSI attack.
And I have a pesterchum notification.
CT: I've prepared my toolkit.
CA: Just as expected.
CT: So, are you saying that this sans person can help me find the lost saviours of our world?
CA: I know a bit about it, but I'm pretty sure that sans hails from the universe which has an Update Terminal used by the person who ruined your timeline.
CA: You might want to interrogate him about that.
A short, white haired scientist teleports into the Battlefield, before firing a beam at sans. This beam is in fact a plot device, so doesn't require effort for sans to be to dodge or count as Dr Andonuts actual attack.
DR ANDONUTS: sans. Tell me everything you know about your universe's First Guardian or I will do things to your skeletal body that can make even the most brave warriors cringe in agony.
ConsumerOfAll: Hey, Doctor Andonuts, since I brought your here, can you do me a few favours?
ConsumerOfAll: Do you see that giant airship up there? The Chef-Class Imperator Titan? Can you destroy it for me?
Dr Andonuts turns towards the Imperator Titan, before focusing his first PSI attack on it.
[HOMURA ACTION]
Love attacks the Imperator Titan.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
Readymade Luv 23/50 (+4 from Best Godmodder) ==================================================
The 0riginal Megalovania 50/50 COMPLETE! (+4 from Best Godmodder) ==================================================
Let's Make A Contract With Bunnycat! 11/50 (+4 from Best Godmodder) ==================================================
ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (6/??) ================
Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (2/??) ================
(Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (2/??) ================
+1 to TT2000, +1 to Battlefury, +1 to FBSN (as long as the assists go towards Rebuilding Earth)
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC]
[PZ] Dr Andonuts: 250,000/250,000 HP, Phase: Neutral, PSI gorrilakill Ω: IIIII, PSI Flash Ω/PSI Fire Ω/PSI Freeze Ω/PSI Ground Ω/Status Down Ω:* II PSI Blind Ω/PSI Firestorm Ω/PSI Blizzard Ω/PK Starstorm Ω/Complete Weakness Ω:* ** IIIIIIII
*Attacks change per phase, displaying only one of these attacks at a time.
** Dr Andonuts has lowered defense for the next two turns after these attacks.
Dr Andonuts has 5 phases, Neutral, Fire, Ice, PSI and Physical. He changes phase every 50,000HP of damage. Note that changing phase clears all status effects. While in a phase, his normal attack is changed to the element of that phase. Healing Dr Andonuts changes what phase he is in, for example healing him from 45,000HP to 55,000HP will revert him back from Physical to PSI.
PSI [REDACTED]kill Ω IIIII: Deals a completely ridiculous amount of damage to one target.
Neutral (300k - 240k)
PSI Flash Ω:
35% chance of blindness, causing the victim to hurt themselves.
10% chance of strangeness, causing the victim to attack an allied entity.
15% chance of paralysis, causing the victim to not be able to act this turn.
40% chance of massive damage.
PSI Blind Ω: Will blind five random non-PZs, making them not attack for three turns.
Fire (240k - 180k)
PSI Fire Ω: Deals high damage and burns the victim for the next three turns.
PSI Firestorm Ω: Deals massive damage to every non PZ and burns them for the next two turns.
Ice (180k - 120k)
PSI Freeze Ω: Deals medium damage and freezes the victim for the next three turns.
PSI Blizzard Ω: Deals medium damage to all non-PZs and freezes them for the next two turns.
PSI (120k - 60k)
PSI Ground Ω: Deals medium damage to every non-PZ and makes them have a 10% chance to miss attacks.
PK Starstorm Ω: Deals a ridiculous amount of damage (Around 50,000HP) to every non PZ on the field.
Physical (60k - death)
Status Down Ω: Gives Offense Down, Defence Down and Poison to the victim for three turns.
Complete Weakness Ω: Reduces the victim's ATK to 0 and significantly lowers their defense for three turns.
Buff / nerf as needed.
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
/null Charge Update
46/50 CAPTAIN MEME! (+1 Tazz)
16/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left! (+1 Tazz)
43/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time (+3 Xslayer (Please stop putting charge help in spoilers, it makes it hard to know whether or not you assisted), +1 Tazz, +1 Consumerofall. None of you guys gave me a +2. Granted, that's easily fixed via writing +2. +2. +2. How many times should I write +2? I'm not sure, so I'll stop now. Note to self: Nullitor (11/50), Speedon (8/50), Pit (3/50), and Battlefury (8/30) making own Charge. I think people who want to save the Earth should start plussing others now.)
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
The Cavalry (x28 automatons) 35/50 (+1 from GM)
Talos Shell 5/50 (+1 from GM)
Black Holes && Engine = Warp Drive (Level ? 1/?)
Glasses || Monitor = Virtual Glasses(Level ? 1/?) (they're like the MS Hololens, made for the keeper of the Gorgon Blade)
Inventory:
Inter-dimensional pocket watch
Sockwhip
Farlands Portal
Whiptaser