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I send a mortar strike at a cluster of innocent earth refugees thousands upon thousands of blocks away. I use the tome's power boost to make my bluster flailbldae send cutting winds in an inescapable grind on the Best Minecraft Player. Does trying to kill uninvolved civilians for a bit of power make me evil? I guess this battle just attracts psychos.
Revan is enraged by this simply disgusting display, all wars have casualties but you don't attempt to MAXIMIZE them. They aid Pit's Angels in making sure such an attack doesn't reach the civilians. They then proceed to try have the civvies evacuate a safe distance from the Battlefield, so that way such an attack cannot happen again.
Revan glares at Cushionmantis.
Heh, next time just make sure that nobody can stop you when you commit cruelty. All this makes you look like now is both evil and amateur.
Revan tries to meditate and focus their anger at something more productive. Like figuring out, why they, of all people, need to be here. Or pleasant ideas on how to get out of the Zeroth Server.
[RP AND ATTACKS] ConsumerOfAll: I see. ConsumerOfAll: There's a lot of Anti-Zeroes here. ConsumerOfAll: Way too many.
The Chef-Class Imperator Titan finds itself being dragged into the ground by something. The fabric of its being is distorted as blackish-purple substance corrodes itself into it, sapping it's will to live/function. The Chef-Class Imperator Titan's functions try to force it to self destruct or destroy itself, while the Imperator sinks further into the ground.
Eventually, the Imperator phases through the ground. It takes damage from suffocation while the grief slowly subsides, shredding off parts of the Imperator while that happens. I then put obsidian over where the Chef-Class Imperator Titan fell down, to keep it suffocating for longer.
[HOMURA ACTION]
Love attacks the Imperator Titan.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] Readymade Luv 19/50 (+4 from Best Godmodder, +1 from Tazz) ================================================== The 0riginal Megalovania 46/50 (+4 from Best Godmodder, +1 from Tazz) ================================================== Let's Make A Contract With Bunnycat! 6/50 (+4 from Best Godmodder, +1 from Tazz) ================================================== ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (6/??) ================ Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (2/??) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (2/??) ================
+1 to TT2000, +1 to Battlefury, +1 to FBSN (as long as the assists go towards Rebuilding Earth)
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC] (So, we're being pushed back. This is annoying, to say the least. The Decaying Heart is an extremely useful spoil.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher
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My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
+3 Snowball (Can I do that? Userzero managed it perfectly fine)
I decide on something: That stupid Chef-Class Imperator Titan annoys me. I focus on this action, and pre-emptively remove anything that would prevent this attack from going through as intended.
DEFINITELY NOT AN EDIT: I also mutate the Chef-Class Imperator Titan into human form beforehand. Don't ask, alright? I just DO.
I grab the World's Best Minecraft Player, and stash him away somewhere hidden. The Chef-Class Imperator Titan (hereon referred to as "CIT") is made immensely curious. CIT figures that they'd better check it out... it doesn't know what I'm planning. It could be ANYTHING. The World's Best Minecraft Player could be lying in wait, waiting to launch a critical ambush against team AZ! He IS one of the toughest entities on the opposing team, after all! The CIT looks around for where I stashed him, and sure enough, its a cave! The CIT heads in through the entrance (which is just large enough to accommodate its size...).
As The Snowball watches from another part of the battlefield, it blinks for a moment, and where the cave entrance was before, there is only a wide grassy plain now. Weird.
The CIT begins to descend deeper into the cave, not thinking to look back, or map the route in its own mind; I mean, it's a cave, it can just dig upwards if it needs to leave! ...Right?
After some traveling, he finally finds his way into the deeper parts of the cave. And with deeper parts of the cave, comes obstacles that he needs to cross. When he first sees some of these obstacles, he figures he should look for a different way around. But curiously enough, every path he travels down, he comes across an obstacle! Once he realizes he's lost track of the way back, he realizes he's going to need to cross these obstacles.
The very first one is a sea of lava. Very simple; just block your way over. While the CIT is doing so, a bat flies in from another nearby part of the cave! It gets right into the CITs face! The CIT begins absolutely PANICKING, trying to fling off the bat, swatting at the air... Who knew the CIT had a SERIOUS bat phobia? Really, he should've thought of that before going into the cave... Either way, he ends up tripping, and falling straight into the lava. He probably isn't going to enjoy his nice hot bath.
The CIT tries to swim and get out of the lava, but SOMETHING is pulling him deeper under! He eventually submits, and is pulled to deeper, and deeper, and hotter, AND DEEPER, AND HOTTER, AND DEEPER parts of the lava lake! As he desperately flounders, he finally sees something beneath him... that looks like a bottom?
It isn't a bottom of the lake, but it's the end of the lava! He gets dropped into another section of the cavern... right into some nice, room-temperature water! The CIT sighs with relief... but then realizes he's not alone in the water: THERE ARE SQUIDS here! If there's one thing the CIT fears more than bats, it's SQUIDS! He immediately leaps out of the water, and sprints away as fast as he can! Down random corridor after random corridor he goes!
(He doesn't realize until the excruciating pain and more hitting him later that those random corridors were full of spiky grabby crabs, crabby grabby spikes, spiky crabby grabs, upturned cleats, someone's lost "world's sharpest needles collection", poison ivy, poison oak, a greatly angered nest of every single animal that lives inside Africa (all of which he managed to get bit by), and finally, one Lego piece)
Finally, he ends up somewhere safe... the world's biggest bat nest! Wait, THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BAT NEST?? The CIT opens his mouth (resulting in bats flying in) and screams like a giant version of the world's loudest little girl! It's really quite embarrassing, but thankfully, nobody else is down here... right?
A nearby witch enters the scene! Angered at the CIT for disturbing her peace, she zaps him with a curse: THE CURSE OF ETERNAL STALACTITES! Throughout the rest of the attack, homing stalactites with 100% accuracy will slam the CIT in the head! The CIT flees the scene before the witch does something even worse, but quickly finds his new stalactice-smashed existence to be very painful!
He continues moving through the cavern, when he hears something from nearby... it sounds like... a nether portal? He figures he'd better go investigate, so he does. He finds the nether portal in a nearby cavern, and then, suddenly, pigmen begin filing out! One by one, they arrange in a giant square! The biggest one steps out in front:
"BROTHERS! TODAY, WE TAKE WHAT IS OURS! LET THE GREAT NETHER INVASION BEGIN!"
The pigmen notice the CIT, and decide that the thing is the first denizen of the main world that needs eliminating! And so, that's exactly what they do. Or, they try to, at least! The CIT might be tired, afflicted with thousands of different poisons plus stalactites, and suffering severe meltdown from all the lava swimming, but he's not going to lose to a few hundred pigmen! As he slaughters the first wave, he notices that in the time it took for him to do so, another equally-sized wave of pigmen came out of the portal! They wouldn't launch an overworld invasion without the proper numbers, would they? And so it continues, with the CIT getting hit a lot, emerging victorious, and then slammed again by the next wave. It goes on like this for about 2 hours and 35-50 waves, when the CIT, rather battered and still getting hit by stalactites, decides to flee again!
He(is it a he? Whatever, this is referring to the CIT) runs through more random corridors, again, foolishly not thinking to look. When the pain hits him later, he realizes that they contained 1000 thumbtacks, a field full of foot-hurting landmines, many very splinter-filled pieces of wood, the physical incarnation of athlete's foot that gives it to anything it touches, and finally, two Lego pieces.
He did, however, end up in a relatively safe area, a long, straight tunnel with plenty of diamonds and other mysterious ore in the walls. He thinks to himself and realizes that he's probably way below normal bedrock right now. However, just up ahead is a wooden door... he stumbles towards it, still getting hit by stalactites...
He walks inside. He sees a seemingly normal house interior, but underneath a cave! The CIT notices something right next to him: A piece of meat! He reaches for it... when suddenly, an old Minecrafter walks around the corner.
"What'cha doin' in mah house? I'll have ya know, I'm da oldest, most hardened hermit in the history of all Minecraft!"
The hermit says that his personal punishment for invading his house unannounced is ETERNAL SLAVERY! The CIT does of course say no-he'll fight for his freedom! With a gleeful cackle, the hermit pulls out his favorite shotgun-named "THE HURTER", and shoots the CIT right in the legs, or whatever it uses for self-movement! The CIT collapses, totally unable to move, but refuses to back down! At that exact moment, a nearby trap activates-the MASSIVE BOULDER ROLLING trap! A trapdoor swings out from the ceiling, raining boulders covered in CIT-hurting/burning juice all over the CIT! The CIT tries to struggle into a position to fight back against the hermit, but he's forced to back down when the hermit faces him with his pet-a squid!
The hermit immediately takes him to the first labor site-the farm! With no break or rest at all, the CIT is forced to do backbreaking farm labor, while afflicted with broken legs, many poisons, burning, athlete's foot, extreme pain, stalactites, extreme fatigue (just in case you forgot anything). He also catches the cold from a random draft, so there's that, too! Any time he falters for even one half-second, the hermit shoots him again to keep him moving! Doing all the farm work takes 2 weeks of straight, increasingly-difficult labor.
And that's only the first task! For the second one, he must gather materials, which require venturing to some very dangerous places. I'll spare you the specifics, but let's just say that he had to gather wood from the "petrified forests of poison-potion throwing witches", sand from the "underground desert full of extremely aggressive Australian animals", and a special cactus that causes extreme pain to whoever is holding it in "the underground volcano that constantly erupts homing extra-hot lava". All of them live up to their name, except for the petrified forest-the witches there throw poison II potions. The CIT gets no rest, and this task takes him three weeks.
For the third task, he has to use the materials to build a new house for the hermit, who at this point was so busy shooting him during the other stuff that he ran out of his 1,000,000,000, shots of regular shotgun ammo, and now hits the CIT with a whip of thorns at the first sign of hesitation instead. The construction has a lot of walls (plenty of falling down happens, but thankfully the spikes around and lava moat help cushion his fall), and takes four weeks to complete, with plenty of construction accidents along the way, constantly renewing all of the CITs injuries and giving him absolutely no chance to recover.
With the house complete, the hermit says that now, the farm needs tending again! And after that, he might want to build a new home...
Suddenly, the CIT is overcome with sheer, crippling despair and depression. When will this existence of constant pain end? He realizes that it certainly won't end if he helps the hermit. But how can he not help the hermit? He looks up the cave ceiling for answers...
Bad decision. A stalactite falls from the cave ceiling, nailing him right in the eye, and sticking in there for the rest of the attack. He tries to pull it out, but that only makes the pain worse! The hermit begins whipping him extra-hard and calling him a baby, causing the CIT to notice a passage out of the area! He sprints for it (with his arms, I mean), escaping the hermit's grasp! Annoyed by this turn of events, the hermit loads up his prized "super-ultra-pain-damagement" ammo in his shotgun, and scores on last hit on the back of the CITs head.
And so finally, the CIT escapes the hermit, and crawls, absolutely and impossibly lost, deeper and deeper into the caverns. Finally, he puts his arm on some gravel, crushing it, and falling down into... into...
...some sort of arena? Looking around with his one eye, he sees a totally full audience stand, and announcers standing inside it. A voice booms over the field:
"WEEEEELLLLLCOOME TO THE RANDOM TOURNAMENT, YEAR ----, NUMBER #384! OUR NEW VISITING TEAM THIS YEAR IS THE CHEF-CLASS-IMPERATOR TITAN, WHO DOESN'T SEEM TO BE IN VERY GOOD SHAPE! STILL, TOURNAMENT RULE #1: NO HEALING, ASSISTANCE, OR REST OF ANY KIND AROUND! IN THIS STATE, CAN HE BEAT THE HOME TEAM: GIANT BAT-SQUID COMBO MONSTER?"
The giant bat-squid combo monsters enters the field! It's... exactly what it sounds like! The CIT quivers in fear and despair; this is it; this is where his death comes. There's... there's no point... there's nothing he can do.
He didn't ask for this. He didn't want this. He didn't join the AZs with the intention of suffering. If only he had made different choices, he would have died a normal, less painful, less drawn-out death... why... why...
But then, he hears something. It's... cheering?
"You can do it, Chef-Class Imperator Titan!"
"Don't let a few injures keep you down!"
"That bat-squid monster has nothing on you!"
"Afraid? Don't be. You can win! You can escape! You can survive!"
The CIT realizes that the entire audience is cheering for his pathetic self! He is suddenly filled with determination, and though the action shreds his internal organs, and causes ridiculous pain, he manages to get on his feet. He does one, final, desperate charge against the bat-squid monster, and slams into it with the very last of his strength, killing it in one hit! Turns out, the bat-squid monster became that way through radiation, and as it is killed, it releases radiation everywhere, all of it being sucked into the CITs body! He has that now, too.
And then, the radiation shocks him into realizing something else! The crowd cheering for him was just the imaginations of a more-than-a-bit insane brain. They were actually spitting on him for being so pathetic, and they are so angry that he won, they're pelting him with many spiky poisonous tomatoes.
"CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR SURPRISE VICTORY, CHEF-CLASS IMPERATOR TITAN! YOUR PRIZE IS A ONE-WAY TICKET ON THE ELEVATOR BACK TO THE SURFACE OF THE MINECRAFT WORLD..."
"OR IT WOULD BE, IF OUR ELEVATOR HADN'T BROKEN A FEW MINUTES BEFORE YOU ARRIVED. WHAT A COINCIDENCE. YOU'LL HAVE TO USE OUR STAIRS INSTEAD".
The CIT is kicked onto a set of stairs that stretches upwards for eternity. He realizes that there is only one thing for him to do now: Climb.
And so it begins. Blinded in one eye, radiated, poisoned, wounded, suffering horrific fatigure, immense pain, athlete's foot, more and more stalactities, insane, depressed, and only able to drag himself forward with his arms, he climbs. And climbs. And climbs.
It was at least hours. It could have been years. It could have been millenia. Time blurs together, and stretches until it has no meaning. One arm in front of the other, again and again and again. The stairs become nothing but a cold, hard, streak of pure, hard pain. The CIT eventually collapses, and tries to look up one, last time...
And he sees sunlight.
He reaches an arm to move towards it... and the sunlight is blocked. Someone stepped in front of it. Guess who it is?
That's right.
The World's Best Minecraft Player.
He cackles gleefully. Surely, the CIT didn't FORGET about him? How could he? The World's Best Minecraft Player pulls out his mask collection; and switches them out-HE was the witch who cast the stalactite spell, HE was the bat who knocked him into the lava, HE was the announcer of the game show who conveniently took out the elevator, HE was the hermit who abused the CIT so, and HE built the nether portal that let the pigmen in. Caves are the natural environment of any good Minecraft player, and someone at the very top like him has totally mastered even insane caves like these. Why did he do all this to the Imperator Titan? Well, how do you think eh got to be the World's Most Skilled Player? He didn't do it by NOT pouring his absolute all into any task! He mentions that he'd LOVE to do it all again, but really...
... The CIT isn't looking quite up to the task.
The World's Best Minecraft Player pulls out his finest sword, gently walks over to the Chef-Class Imperator Titan, and cuts off his head.
And then, he returns to the surface, and to me. I give him cake for some excellent work.
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 3/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 2/11)
Smite: 33/33 (+bunch from people because honestly I'm too lazy to give you a proper number)
Alright, first things first, those watching the man who's name WOULD have been revealed last turn if the GM hadn't decided to be utterly pedantic about TEN FRIGGIN LETTERS grits his teeth as his left eye just... explodes. Literally. Eye fragments fly all over the battlefield, and what's left is now dripping blue fluid onto the ground. Drip. Drip. Drip. He pauses, then fixes Sans with a downright disturbing death glare. He knows Sans was responsible directly for the injuries he sustained.
"What was that, Sans? I don't think I heard you properly. Did you say, yes please mister joshua hit me with your special attack? Well, if that's what you want... heh. You did pick a very bad time to target the PZ team. But, if it's any consolation... I would have targeted the other person responsible if I could instead of you."
SPECIAL ATTACK: use on sans
Walker, meanwhile, has apparently gotten irritated with Crusher's rudeness, thus directs both the 20000 damage bomb AND the fully charged SMITE at the Hyperstorm, the two attacks partially fusing together and a brilliant gray sword beaming down with the heavens straight into the Hyperstorm. Considering that smiting, in a sense, could be seen as retribution from a god or godlike being, well... heh. Guess it's all down to the timing. After all, I lost one of my health bars due to horrific timing messing up my attempt at blocking.
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==Turn 1==
Ante Matter: 53,000/100,000
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 30/30! (+1 from Tazz.) (+2 from FBSN that I managed to miss until now, whoops.)
Charge #4: 23/40 (+1 from Tazz.) The Pact 22/50 (+1 from Tazz.)
Charge #5: 1/50.
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 6/16
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 5/11
Gold Banded Greatwood Scepter || (Conceptual Node Laser && Conceptual Node Field Generator && Personal Thaumic Infusement Device && Infinite Thaumic Well && Thaumic Aspect Manipulator) == Thaumaturgeโs Scepter 1/??
Conceptual Node Laser: Used originally by Netpatham in DTG2. Fueled by essentia or vis, and outputs a constant beam or laser of vis of the supplied type, creating effects based on the type of vis used.
Conceptual Node Field Generator: Also used originally by Netpatham in DTG2. Works more or less the same as the Conceptual Node Laser, except it creates a zone of effect instead of a constant stream.
Personal Thaumic Infusement Device: Also used originally by Netpatham in DTG2. Works the same as the Conceptual Node Laser, except it infuses the user with vis, creating beneficial effects for them.
Infinite Thaumic Well: An infinite source of essentia and vis of any and every type from any version of Thaumcraft. Does nothing other than that.
Thaumic Aspect Manipulator: When fueled by essentia or vis, allows limited control over the domain of the supplied aspect. For example, fueling it with Ignis essentia would allow control over and generation of fire. Not to Levis Ignisโ level, but enough to, say, create a beam of concentrated fire or ignite a large field of grass or trees. Similarly, Tempestas would allow enough weather control to blow up a storm where none was before, but not enough to create a massive tornado.
Five echoes coalesce in the air around Crystal, made from pure energy of the type they manipulate. These ones appear to be copies of five of Pionoโs elemental weapons - Potentias Eius, Navitas Nox, Vita Australi, Lex Ordinis, and Deum Lucem. He begins to manipulate their forms once again, starting with Potentias Eius and Vita Australi. He fuses them together to form a double-bladed scythe that is sized like a pickaxe and has blades like a pickaxe, made of Potentias Eiusโ diamond, but bladed like a scythe. He changes the scythe blades so they're bladed on both the bottom and the top, before fusing Deum Lucem and Lex Ordinis to create what looks like a mace-scepter. He fuses the two fused weapons together, the flanges of the mace-scepter becoming diamond and bladed and two of them extending forward to form scythelike blades of diamond, which Crystal then reshapes to point forward. Finally, Crystal fuses in Navitas Nox, a hole appearing at the tip of the mace, between the diamond blades, that can fire white-gold blasts of the combined energies that the weapon controls. The entire weapon is essentially a mace with a long sword blade made of sharpened diamond extending out of it, split widely down the middle to allow a firing line for the inbuilt energy cannon. Crystal names this one Dakshinachara. Although this weaponโs mirror, Vamachara, was used to deal the final blow to the Chief, Crystal will be using this one to give life. He aims it at Ultra Greed, creation and life energies building around the weaponโs twin tines.
Crystal fires a volley of bolts of pure, white life energy, and they converge on Ultra Greed and heal him. But Crystalโs just getting started. Next, he channels order energy to restore Ultra Greed to his natural state of being, full HP, that is, and Ultra Greed is restored to order. After that, he taps Dakshinachara's creation energy and pours a river of healing potion over Ultra Greed. As the potion washes over him, Ultra Greed opens his mouth and lets a significant portion of it flow right into his body, where it immediately takes effect and restores his health further. Crystal is initially lost on how to heal someone with light or energy, but then he remembers something, and channels creation energy again for a second. A massive crystal pops out of the ground, swirling with liquid purple light - a Crystalanthology from the Sburb Glitch FAU universe, which naturally produces Biophosphoradelacrystalluminesence. Thatโs a long word for โhealing colored lightโ. Crystal uses his control over all types of light to force the Biophosphoradelacrystalluminescence into Ultra Greed, healing him up. He then remembers that Deum Lucem is also a holy weapon for some reason, and that healing spells are usually a part of holy magic in many, many universes. He promptly casts a massive cascade of healing spells on Ultra Greed using this fact. As for energy, โenergyโ is really ill-defined in the context of a weapon. Crystal exploits that massively and promptly channels a massive amount of positive energy from the Positive Energy Plane, healing Ultra Greed up, before channeling a massive amount of other types of energy. Nobody said โenergyโ was the same as kinetic energy or potential energy or heat energy or any other type of conventional physical energy, after all. Oblivion energy destroys Ultra Greedโs injuries, twilight energy shifts the boundaries of injured and uninjured so Ultra Greed is on the uninjured side, creation energy creates new flesh to fill in wounds, and a massive amount of other energies do their things, all of them healing Ultra Greed. Finally, Crystal does the same thing that got Vamachara destroyed - he destabilizes the entire thing, channeling all the energy from it into Ultra Greed, who is supercharged with life, creation, holy/light, energy, and order energies, creating a sort of โbufferโ of power that constantly heals Ultra Greed as he takes damage if heโs already fully healed. (Translation of the โbuffer': Overheal. Any extra healing from this charge goes to overhealing Ultra Greed.)
==Entities==
Dโoh. Forgot the Imperator had Penetration.
The Imperator will use IRON CHEF, targeting the now-healed Ultra Greed, Toby Dog if itโs still alive by the time of the use or the Shroob Juice Boys if Toby Dog is dead, or Dr. Boom if both of those have died, Dark Dreamy Bowser, and Mega Fatty (ripping him right out of the Hagโs Cauldron in the process, as the power of a Guest Star may be overruled by the chefs that summoned the Star in the first place). All four are put in an arena and left to fight to the death - they can still be commanded by their controlling players, but their attacks must be against one of the other Iron Chef competitors! A reminder: the contestants deal minicrit damage to one another and cannot be harmed or helped in any way by outside forces after the duel has started. As well, the winner gains a full heal, three turns of Crits, and three turns of 5 Armor.
Ramsay taps his chefly powers and transforms the PZ Tombstones into Tombstone Pizzas (a brand of frozen pizza) before baking them in a massive oven that irreparably burns the Tombstone Pizzas. Disgusted, Ramsay chops the Tombstone Pizzas into little bits, before throwing them in a garbage disposal and turning it on. He dumps the chopped-up, charcoaled Tombstone Pizzas on the ground, whereupon they turn back into Tombstones and take all the damage from their time as pizzas.
The Wizened Hag pulls out a massive, rusty meat cleaver and chops up a PZ Tombstone. She licks her lips at the buffet spread out before her, but restrains herself from eating any - it's too rotten.
My AZ Tombstones rush over to the PZ Tombstones and give them lovely, wonderful hugs! The hugs donโt end, thoughโฆ The PZ Tombstones will deal the brunt of their suicide-explosion damage to the AZ Tombstones, in a manner similar to a soldier jumping on a grenade.
==Responses/RP==
Ampulugator, are you serious? Only two posts per turn, man.
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John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
John sees the (PZ) tombstones and in his rage steps right in there way. That's pretty stupid, considering their about to suicide. However, John takes a swipe at them with the forgestoker, then he grabs one, whacks it on the ground with his hammer a couple times, and transforms it into a shurikens. He then throws all of the shurikens with one motion at the tombstones. They are launched up into a cloud where John is waiting for them, and grabs another tombstone, sets it on a floating island, takes out a golf club and slams it down so hard that the island falls like a crater to the ground.
Alchemies:
Meh
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==Turn 1==
Ante Matter: 53,000/100,000
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #4: 24/40 The Pact 23/50
Charge #5: 2/50.
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 7/16
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 6/11
Gold Banded Greatwood Scepter || (Conceptual Node Laser && Conceptual Node Field Generator && Personal Thaumic Infusement Device && Infinite Thaumic Well && Thaumic Aspect Manipulator) == Thaumaturgeโs Scepter 2/??
==Action==
Since Iโve been on a bit of a chemistry kick the last few days, (researching titanium for a Chaos-related reason, plus โElemental silicon, doo-dah, doo-dah!โ) have a chemistry-themed attack!
Crystal looks over at the PZ Tombstones, and decides to disassemble their molecules. He fires a beam of matter-disassembling magic at the Tombstones. As soon as it hits, things start to happen. First, the water in the Tombstones starts to decompose, releasing hydrogen and oxygen. Crystal quickly ignites the hydrogen and oxygen, enveloping the Tombstones in flame. Next, the proteins in the muscles begin to decompose, actin and myosin dissolving into volatile hydrogen and oxygen as well, along with carbon and sulfur. Nitrogen floats away without being caught in the runaway reaction dissolving a Tombstone into a ball of flame. The fat in the Tombstones catches fire, further adding to the conflagration. The molecular disassembly spreads to the Tombstones' blood, oxygen being released from the hemoglobin and adding further oxidizer, while bones begin to be disassembled into calcium. The calcium begins to violently react with condensing water from the hydrogen-oxygen fire, and the Tombstones explode in a vivid display of orange calcium flame.
Ante Up!: 23/50 ================================================== (+1 from Tazz)
Scourge of the Beast: 45/50 ================================================== (+1 from Tazz, +2 from Richard)
The Pact: 28/50 ================================================== (+6 from Crystal, +1 from Tazz)
+3 to mythicZoologist
Bomber approached the Tombstones, which have recently gone through a horrific process of becoming a brand of frozen pizza sharing the same name. Raising his hand upward, arcs of energy extended out of his palm and enveloped each Tombstone. They were torn from the ground, becoming helpless slabs of rock in the air. Taking a moment to think, he began to idly shuffle them like a deck of cards in the air next to him. "What to do, what to do..." There were many things to do to slabs of rock, An idea struck him, one so seemingly mundane yet horrifyingly devious. Taking the Tombstones, he opened a portal to a location that smelled of brimstone. People only got a glimpse of the structure that could be seen through the portal before it closed behind Bomber and the Tombstones.
Landing on the stone walkway, Bomber took a large inhale. "Ah, good to be back, if only for the briefest of moments." Continuing down the pathway of dark red stone, he looked at some of the spires around him. Gargoyles fluttered about from rooftop to rooftop, gazing down upon the world below. Crows, ravens, and other birds of that sort also hung on any ledge or roof they could, hunched over and forever watching. Looking down over the edge of the walkway, he saw that he was on one of the upper paths. Dense fog concealed the world below, the occasional glimmer of light could be seen. Looking ahead, he found the perfect spot. A crossing between two walkways that he knew would be very busy sometimes. Removing some of the stones from the path, he replaced them with the Tombstones. At first, they weren't a perfect fit, but soon enough they melded in. Knowing he could not spend much longer here at the moment without repercussions from Uzi, he quickly hopped in a portal and waited.
During the peak times of travel, many workers used the walkways to get where they needed to go. Such a rush can wear down the stones over time were they made of common stone. Conveniently, the Tombstones were just this kind of stone that, given enough time, they would crack and crumble due to being trampled repeatedly. It also probably isn't fun to be constantly stepped upon all the time. And sure enough, peak hours came. Busy creatures of various sizes trampled the Tombstones as they hurriedly tried to get to their destination. Being late to important meetings was never a good thing, and they risked demotion if they repeat offenses. Sure enough, the Tombstones suffered heavy damage, while the rest of the walkway remained intact. Eventually, they found their way back to the battlefield, being numerous chunks of stone rather than large slabs meant to mark graves. The walkway magically repaired itself, the removed stones from before finding their way back to their permanent location.
Bomber hoped to return for a longer period of time soon, but a brief glimpse of his beloved jewel will have to do.
Ante Up!: 25/50 ==================================================
Scourge of the Beast: 46/50 ==================================================
The Pact: 29/50 ==================================================
+3 to mythicZoologist
"Looks like we are a little over halfway there now. How nice."
Bomber pulls out the good ol' Slightly More Favorable R.N.G. and points it at the Hulk.
[ FIRE | THUNDER | ICE ]
REROLLING SLOT 3...
[ FIRE | THUNDER | BAR ]
AWW, TOO BAD...
"Hmm, no luck this time. Oh well, guess I just have to keep spinning."
Zarod uses Strangle on Dr. Boom! Walking right up to the diminutive and slightly insane goblin, the towering Zarod easily scoops up Dr. Boom by the neck and forcefully grips him. Green mist wisps off from his rotten, gloved hand. Zarod's soulless eyes stare right into Dr. Boom as he squeezes harder. The goblin's eyes rolled back in its head, and Zarod drops him, watching with a blank gaze as he falls to the ground. Dr. Boom takes 25,000 damage and is stunned for one turn!
Wow, way to be speciesist Pit. Stop killing all those innocent- wait, I've totally murdered the heck out of animals. Carry on being speciesist.
/null
I dislike the implication of this statement.
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (0/3 mind)
Tokens: (8, 5, 5)
Total Tokens (8, 5, 5)
Current Entities. Put into quotes so it doesn't show up when Tazz quotes it
Cuarc
HP: 4/4. Yeah, anything that hits will destroy it.
Velocity Uncertainty: 0%
Position Uncertainty: 1000%
Matter Collection: _ _ _
By default, the Position Uncertainty is Cuarc's dodge chance. This can dodge AOE attacks and other "undodgeable" attacks. Velocity Uncertainty helps add to Cuarc's attacks. Velocity and Position uncertainties always add up to 1000%. So when one drops, the other rises. When one rises, the other drops.
Attacks:
* Subatomic Disassemble: Cuarc's main attack. Deals 20,000 damage and gains one unit of matter based on the faction attacked. Attacking PZs gives PZ 'matter', attacking GSs gives GS 'matter', attacking AZs gives AZ 'matter', and attacking neutrals/hostiles/???s gives NU 'matter'. Cuarc can also attack the ground itself, which deals no damage and gives it one unit of NU 'matter'. If Velocity Uncertainty is above 500%, this gives 2 units of matter.
* Matter Transfer: Both Cuarc and Leictreon must use this attack on the same turn. Cuarc gives all its matter to Leictreon.
* Primordial Storm: Requires one turn of charge before firing. Expends all units of Stored Matter. Each unit spent fires two bolts at any given target. Each bolt has different effects based on what kind of matter it is. And in addition, each bolt has an accuracy of (Velocity Uncertainty / 10) percent. So, if Cuarc is at 750% Velocity Uncertainty, each bolt has a 75% accuracy. This applies even to bolts with positive effects.
PZ: Deals 10,000 damage
GS: Deals 8,000 damage per turn, with the damage increasing by 2,000 each turn. This lasts for 1 turn per GS bolt that hit the target.
NU: A hit means the target's next attack is a mini-crit.
AZ: Restores 10,000 HP.
* Destabilize: Uses up one unit of matter to increase either Cuarc or Leictreon's Position Uncertainty by 100%.
And now for passives...
* This passive makes the entity actually fair: Whenever Cuarc dodges an attack, its Position Uncertainty goes down by 1/200th of the damage it would have taken.
* Linked Chances: If Cuarc's Position Uncertainty is more than Leictreon's at the end of the turn, Leictreon gains 50% Position Uncertainty and Cuarc loses 50% Position uncertainty.
* Storage Upgrade: If Cuarc and Leictreon spend a combined 3 units of matter, they can each get +2 maximum matter storage.
Leictreon
HP: 4/4. Yeah, anything that hits will destroy it.
Velocity Uncertainty: 0%
Position Uncertainty: 1000%
Matter Collection: _ _ _
Primed Matter: _ _ _
By default, the Position Uncertainty is Leictreon's dodge chance. This can dodge AOE attacks and other "undodgeable" attacks. Velocity Uncertainty helps add to Leictreon's attacks. Also, when Velocity Uncertainty is above 500%, Leictreon is considered to be airborn. Velocity and Position uncertainties always add up to 1000%. So when one drops, the other rises. When one rises, the other drops.
Actions:
* Chemical Beam: Deals 15,000 damage in a rather wimpy way.
* Matter Collection: Decreases Position Uncertainty by 50% and gives Leictreon one unit of AZ matter. I really hope this is never used.
* Atomic Reassemble: Converts one unit of matter into its Primed Alchemy state.
* Matter Transfer: Both Cuarc and Leictreon must use this attack on the same turn. Cuarc gives all its matter to Leictreon.
* Alchemy Shock: Uses up one unit of Primed Alchemy. The effect depends on what kind of matter it is. If Leictreon is above 500% Velocity Uncertainty, the effect also hits another target for half effect, rounded down. (these are really powerful because Cuarc has to collect the matter, transfer it to Leictreon, then Leictreon has to Prime it and use it. That's like 3 actions.)
- PZ: Deals 50,000 damage immediately and 10,000 per turn for three turns.
- GS: Deals 30,000 damage immediately and 10,000 per turn for three turns. Whenever Cuarc attacks the target, the debuff is extended by 1 turn.
- NU: Gives the target crits for the next three turns.
- AZ: Restores 75,000 HP immediately.
And now for passives...
* This passive makes the entity actually fair: Whenever Leictreon dodges an attack, its Position Uncertainty goes down by 1/200th of the damage it would have taken.
* Linked Chances: If Cuarc's Position Uncertainty is less than Leictreon's at the end of the turn, Leictreon loses 50% Position Uncertainty and Cuarc gains 50% Position uncertainty.
...
...
... While we wait to see if that does anything... Um... Where do you think the Veteran is?
Does trying to kill uninvolved civilians for a bit of power make me evil?
Yes. I'm no philosophy major, but I'm pretty sure it does in most senses of the word. I love it when I have to answer questions like this...
Commands:
Cuarc: __, __, __
Leictreon: PZ , GS, GS
Cuarc and Leictreon use matter transfer to give matter to Leictreon.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
As the third anti-mortar action, Inari fires point defense like beams of light at said mortars, hitting them so that they crash down on all those perimeter defenses that are around the outskirts of the battlefield. I don't expect that to break them, but rather just get an idea of how strong they are.
Relevance Line:
I'll actually save this story for later... Especially because I'll probably know how to write it better later on...
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (YERS!), Glyph of Mana lvl 6, Glyph of Life lvl 8
The Hourglass: ================================================== 50/50
The Pact: ================================================== 28/50 (+6 from Cobalt, +1 from Tazz)
(+4 from TFT, +2 from jondanger, FBSN, and Revan in reserve)
I +3 crystalcat.
I focus this action.
The Scribe decides to express his feelings of turmoil caused by flowers and pacts by turning to the field of modern art. He sits down in a random field somewhere and lets nature flow through him, taking in the blissful scenery of gunsmoke, nuclear fallout, jagged ravines, corruption, oblivion, and the corpses of fallen entities. Truly, this is a serene existence. The Scribe decides to use this power to literally splash an entire can of dark blue paint onto a canvas and watch it dry for a few hours as to take in the paint's purpose in this uncaring world.
He watches the paint drip down onto the canvas, little beads of it trickling down and slowly drying. It's so satisfying, seeing them tumble and turn. Seconds flash by, then minutes. The Scribe is lost in his own world, a world that would suggest monotony and severe boredom, but is amazing to those who stop and watch. Imaginary lives for individual splotches of paint dance in the Scribe's head, a rich history of a paint-filled dimension forming in his mindscape. Other entities stop and stare too, but they aren't distracted for long.
Literally six hours of this crap goes by. Yeah.
Finally, the Scribe's entire body petrified as he hasn't moved a muscle for who knows how long, he snaps out of his eternal slumber, bits of rock falling off of his being. The Scribe has finally realized how to improve this already perfect work of art! He takes a paint brush, gets some white paint, and slowly paints a horizontal line at the middle of the canvas. Yes. Now this represents the horizon, the thing far in the distance, the sun slowly rising. Or is it setting? The Scribe doesn't know, but he knows you can go forward as much as you want, but you can never go back.
Marred by this line of flaming sun, the Scribe's idyllic landscape has turned into his own little inferno. War plays out in his mind. The utopia turns into a dystopia. Now that the Scribe's painting has a rich and lush story centered around it, he pulls out a golden spike, drives it into his ear, and feels his mind explode into static. After several seconds, a glob of multicolored liquid appears on the tip of the spike that suddenly bursts into indigo flame. The Scribe splatters it onto the painting, giving it an unearthly tinge.
"My thoughts have been imbued into this painting. Those who see it now know the horror of the world I have created." The Scribe shows it to the Tombstones, causing images of horrifying paint-based wars to fill their heads. They dissolve into globs of paint. Everything is paint. You are paint. I am paint. We are paint.
15/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time (Helped by ConsumerofAll, Xslayer x5, Revan(missed these earlier) Tazz, Note to self: Nullitor and Battlefury making own Charge)
+1 Bomber, IGU, Mythic
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 4/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Star's reinforced Phone II Nintendium: Star's Armored Phone 4/6
Prevents more than 2 damage to be done to Star's phone per turn. Vital for intelligence gathering.
Defibrillator && Magic Thorn: Pain Link 6/7
"Hmm, well, I guess I'll continue to use this, but I need this in stone form so that the following attacks make sense."
I put away the dream stone.
"Well, didn't expect that in the slightest. I thought you were putting my body in Tor's mech. reallyjoel's dad? That's a bit of a weird choice...at least as a reference. But hey, I'll take it. 175,000 damage in one attack on one target. Think that's the most this game that a nongodmodder player has done to a single target...though Walker did a stupidly large amount of damage spread over a wide group. And it was controlled by an Omega class godmodder to boot!
Either way, that's one rebellious entity down. One more to go.
As far as the literal world building goes then, well! Thanks for letting me know. That'll give me the ability to shortcut this.
I mean, my abilities run off of conservation of matter and energy, but there are plenty of places in the multiverse with matter to spare.
No, literally, that's their entire function. To give matter to places that need it.
And sans, you're probably not going to get anywhere talking to Homura. From what I know about Witches from her universe, even Uber-Witches like her, their sense of right and wrong has been...let's say messed with."
Star prepares to activate a portal: the first person, entity, or godmodder to try to attack Star's Reinforced Phone thisturn ends up hitting a random PZ entity instead.
"As little kids say, stop hitting yourself."
Dialga uses Flash Cannon on a PZ tombstone, or if they all die, on Love.
You defend against the first attack against Star's Phone!
6/? Cozy Cabin in some woods, near the countryside
HP: Little
Attack: N/A
Special: Can be put up for rent to generate some money
OK, dude; you posted at least ten times this round. The maximum amount of posts per turn is TWO. This is straight-up disruptive spamming and I've reported you for it, as it got really bad REALLY fast. The rest of your posts will be deleted from the Update regardless.
I keep working onto rebuilding the earth 11/50(+3 from epic panda gamer)
Alchemies
The Reinforcement && Book of support && Warp Zone gives Zone of Control 7/11
School of necromancy && The blasting pages && Green blood gives WISE FROM YO GWAVES 7/11
Then I start putting together Perfection cape and Tier-One gives ?? 1/?
my items:
-CUT FOR POST-TOO-LONG-RELATED REASONS.-
I help proof of concept(three times)
Then If I am not allowed to turn the hyperstorm into a cute flying puppy I do that onto something else(does not change the stats of the target except it makes it cuter.)
Especially when they can deal 20000 damage easily. And when they have a real reason to be angry..
Also, telling people off in general makes stuff like this more serious than it needs to be. According to you, the updop terminal has been hacked, but i don't think so because if so those posts would have been treated as /null'ed posts. (Reasoning: Uzi is stronger than richard, and therefore probably better at using godmodding to hack.) Also, you seem to think that one unnulled actionless post = no actions that round, as stated by point B.
This is as rude as my message way back. Well, not nearly as, but still. And perhaps i'm a hypocrite, but that just came off as rude and arrogant.
/rp above this point.
Now, if you excuse me, instead of wasting this post insulting people, actually gonna do something.
Hero's Sword && Legendary Prefix && Some Random Heroic Metal (As in, put in any heroic metals you want.) = Legendary Hero Sword 1/? Level ?
Hero's sword and the other wep should still be finished this round.
Actual action =========
i error 403 the imperator. What? Imperator? i don't see anything, i must be getting the lesser known brother of the Error 404: Error 403, forbidden. It seems the Imperator is forbidden to exist. Or to access its existence. Or attack. The error is so great, an Error 403 Vortex comes out of it!
sick of consistent post resetting. Claiming all charges I kind a forgot to. That's the +4 from Zero in the last update included, btw. Forgot that. The something/50 thing for the Gauss Rifle, it's because I put it there to have so,etching there and forgot to replace it.
/null
Still nothing from you?
...
Let me know when you have something you want to say... I guess.
Speed raises his hand in the air and leaves the bunker with a Chaos Control, returning to the ruined field.
Richard. It is unwise to anger me. You do not want to see what happened to the last guy who did.
Speed did not see UzerZero (or Uzi, I assume) destroy the Earth. Knowing Richard, however, he assumes Richard did it.
Action Summary:
Speed opens up a chasm in the ground and drops Chef-Class Imperator Titan into it halfway, crushing his lower body.
Special Attacks:
Gauss Rifle: (This is right, I think.) 4/50
Earth Restoration Effort: (Four Charges from Zero, 3 from Taz. I can do this, right?) 8/50
Three charges to Scott Cawthon- I mean Battlefury. I think I made this joke already.
OK, bad news: The spam filter is obliterating your posts. They aren't magically vanishing. You can request for them to be restored here, which will also fill up your post count. As this is in the Fun and Games section, post count isn't filled. So yeah.
Focused 16,000 HP to the Imperator! It's inversed, so it's healing!
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (0/3 mind)
Tokens: (8, 5, 5). + (3, 2, 0) from alchemy.
Total Tokens (8, 5, 5)
-THE ROLEPLAY SLAYER'S HALBERD WAS HERE-
Commands:
Cuarc: __, __, __
Leictreon: PZ , GS, GS
Cuarc and Leictreon use matter transfer to give matter to Leictreon.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [I actually made 2 posts in a turn!]
Inari uses more of her growth related power to create food and two well spaced trees for the slingshot. Gail and Mikoto both work on a box to fill with said food then attach a parachute to. To make sure it doesn't unfurl prematurely, Mikoto ties the cloth to the crate with a little thread of darkfire, which doesn't necessarily burn things. After summoning a darkfire rope to serve as the sling, Mikoto sets up the slingshot and works with Inari to pull it back.
Gah... Ready? I think this is as far as it will go without preaking.
You're right. On three. One... two... THREE! GO!
They both release at the same time and launch the crate over the various walls of death. After it reaches its zenith and gets a good distance, Mikoto dispells the darkfire on the crate, unfurling the parachute.
... Now what?
We hafe to wait to see if it does anything.
Relevance Line:
I'll actually save this story for later... Especially because I'll probably know how to write it better later on...
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (YERS!), Glyph of Mana lvl 6, Glyph of Life lvl 8
(Paper && Rose Red Ink) || (Potion of Instant Health && Potion of Regeneration && Golden Apple) = Glyph of Life DONE
(Paper && Cactus Green Ink) || (Sapling && Grass) = Glyph of Growth 2/?
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento DONE
A golden amulet with a split diamond gem set into it and is bound by a simple leather rope. Half of the gem is tinted lighter, half is tinted darker. Wearing it doesn't really protect from any physical attacks, but it does inspire the wearer to greater deeds. It reminds you why you fight. And in that way, it does protect against attacks by letting you push through them. It's particularly helpful against mental attacks.
Also, I'm equipping said Adventure Memento as a form of defense for Inari. Right now, the Armor of Light is technically acting as her weapon.
Got +1, plus another 3 for all. +1 to Mythic, +2 to Pricey.
34/50
15/50
16/50
I already explained what I did on the Forge in regards to that.
The guns on the wall fire on the slingshot as you pull it back, also destroying the supplies and nailing all three of you for a total of 3 damage. Welp. It appears designed to shoot at anything that might be able to damage it. Which doesn't help you much at all. Even then, actually looking up...The thing is utterly massive. You can barely see the top of it...
Glyph of Life: A red glyph with a plus-like symbol upon it. Gives off a constant aura of healing to those nearby.
(Paper && Cactus Green Ink) || (Sapling && Grass) = Glyph of Growth (Level 4: 2/5)
The Sword 11/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 11/50 (Assisted by: Tazz +3)
A Flower 1/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 1/50
Assisting in: "To save the Earth, one charge point at a time"
\==ACTIONS==/
-Player Actions-
Charging: The Sword 11/50
I Charge the Minigun once more.
\==STORY/RP==/
Now, all the glowing stones collided then a blast. Out of the smoke. It formed a sword in the process. In did not look like any other sword, but it's unique. One of a kind.
XSlayer300 continues to think of the world.
I don't like this any longer. I have to fight back.
-THERE ARE THINGS MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW, AND THEN THERE'S JUST FLAVOR TEXT THAT MUST BE SNIPPED FOR THE POST-TOO-LONG ERROR TO GET OUT. THIS IS THE LATTER.-
Nyarlathotep fades from sight.
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 29/50
???: 24/50
The Summoning Key: 24/50
Assists
TwinBuilder and Star/FBSN x2
UserZero snaps her fingers the instant the hands appear, causing the Battlefield to return to normal. If the hands still exist afterwards, the presence of the holy light of Notch and it's powerful creative energies cause them to burn, and allows UserZero to effortlessly escape! (She also fires her dual Uzis at the ground to basically fly into space, causing any hands that get that high to get shredded by the anti-escape defense, JUST in case.)
UserZero has nothing for Nyarly except a smug grin right back.
On what he said: The Conflict and Narrative are literally the first two things in Fiction to exist; the Outer gods would most likely be one of the first, but definitely not before either of them. Minor quibble, mind: Existence as it is known right now is relatively recent.
Canonically speaking, earth was perfectly intact by the time of DTG2 despite being destroyed here. Assuming the players coming back in time is a normal part of the timeline (as otherwise Uzi would just stomp Richard), no major deviations have been made from the universe of DTG2.... Meaning that earth was restored between DTG0 and DTG1. And i'm not referring to whatever summons we make- it's nigh impossible for us to resummon the entire population, and the US is clearly shown as existent in DTG2, meaning that earth's population was mostly likely restored, as a pop of 350m would be impossible to summon with the games timeframe.
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = ???. 1/???, lv ???
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Edit on 2-23-16: i love swapping out perfectly normal attacks for major things.
i add 10 D13's to the D15x3, and reduce the value of the D15's to D13's, and add another D13 as a sort of attack determination when i finally invest the 50 or so charages to give it power. I justify this by pointing out that because they have no powers, they are currently a perfectly normal group of dice, changing the D15x3 into the D13x13 + D13 Attack Determination dice. Due to the unenchanted nature of the d15x3, this does not effect it's leve.
i pick up the Annoying Dog and place it in my inventory, and since its about to die, i also put the Toby Dog inside my inventory. Might want to keep them around for a few attacks.
Annoying Dog Get!
Toby Dog Get!
i assume their levels will be zero, but set them as you wish.
Meanwhile, i give Irecreeper the Fabric Of Code- The Fabric the annoying dog patched in Patch Quilt. The holes in it are growing, and the dog might have to work harder to patch it. It might be a while before you can fight the dog who was sleeping on it- Oh, wait, you already did.
Note that i only pick the toby dog up if he dies this round. Otherwise, he will continue to attack the hyperstorm.
===Charged Action:32/32 battlefury needs backspace proofing he just lost this post to backspace and now its taking forever to reload send help.
I quickly realize the Imperator's shield being down and its fortification being gone, as well as Uzr0's atk on the control panels nullify's this actions usefulness, with the previously featured summon of Chara now being more useless than useful. I take this oppertunity to create a massive anti-cooking virus that will attack the Imperator.
[PZ AZ] Anti-cooking Virus
Virus Power 100%. Disguised as a AZ. Gains Virus Power due to damaging the Imperator.
Within the Imperator's coding, and therefore cannot be damaged without minor damage to the Imperator.
Double action at the end and beginning of the EOTB. Dies with the Imperator. Reduces the Imperator's integrity with each attack. Can null the Imperator's actions.
Special: [|||] That Doesn't Look Important: Deals actual damage along with extra integrity.
Special: Delete System34: [|||||}: Deletes the imperator's operating system, stunning it and causing massive integrity damage.
Realistic Physics Gun: A gun that works by suddenly causing realistic physics to apply to the target. Effects are based on what the realistic physics says happens in such a case.
I point out that UserZero missed the fact that there WERE 5 ambushes in the overall attack, with the last one cleverly put in the next post to make it more effective. This shocking use of meta-confusion apparently escaped the first jury, but with a proper explanation the second jury should otherthrow it on appeal. If they don't for that, I use the unclean hands principle (namely the fact that a MASS GORRILAING MURDERER should not be able to protect himself using whatever corrupt excuse for a legal system her courts are).
EXOS: Crusher48! Emergency! Something jammed my systems! The hyperstorm is defenseless!
Fudge. I get over to the Hyperstorm in a desperate attempt to save it, but it is too late: the hyperstorm takes extreme damage with no AI able to direct it to dodge attacks. Luckily, it had a decent amount of shields and was able to sustain the bombardment with 70% hull integrity remaining. To prevent more jamming from happening again, I get on board and pilot it to give it increased evasion.
Crusher48: Okay, how did something hack your systems? Only the Narrative itself could- oh gorilla.
EXOS: Yes, something extremely powerful hacked into and overrided my systems. That sort of action would have probably broken the OP Scale too much for even a godmodder to attempt it (maybe a 50 post charge could have done it, but absolutely no one tried it), so it would either be The Narrative, The Conflict, or the First Guardian.
Crusher48: The first guardian? He would have ZERO reason to interfere in the game.
EXOS: I think he got a little too annoyed with that thing you did a few pages ago.
Crusher48: The whole point of that was to bring attention to that sort of issue. Given that he had to actually address it, it looked like it worked.
EXOS: Yes, and he addressed it by nuking the AI in the Hyperstorm.
Crusher48: YOU said we would not need to add a Cataclysm Shield to protect the Hyperstorm against unfair stuff like this. My last few big summons had them, and guess what? No one was able to pull stuff like this.
EXOS: The Cataclysm Shields operate based on creating tons of paradoxes if an unfair thing happens (such as a Curse railroading the entity out of the plot). UserZero nullifies millions of paradoxes regularly. Besides, the one time they should have worked (namely, when the Perfect Sphere was trying to protect you against Psi-Scratch's auto-kill), they were "overwhelmed" by him anyways. They were not worth the effort of adding.
Crusher48: Okay, you may have a point there. Namely, that NOTHING stops The Narrative and his dark side The Conflict. NOTHING.
EXOS: The First Guardian said it was possible to change our fate with enough effort.
Crusher48: Here's the thing: the First Guardian has powers far greater than UserZero, right?
EXOS: The First Guardian is unable to kill you IRL or blow up a planet.
Crusher48: Yes, but they can outright ban something with absolutely NO way to stop it whatsoever. You do know of the Pricey incident, right?
EXOS: Vaguely. Twinbuilder did a fairly good job of retconning that out of existence.
Crusher48: Point is, despite everything Pricey tried to fight back against it, Twinbuilder was still able to retroactively eliminate him from existence. UserZero is CLEARLY not capable of it (given that if she was she would just ban any enemy that she can't kill), and not even Psi-Scratch, the most powerful normal being in existence, could stop it.
EXOS: Yes, yes, the First Guardian is apparently the most powerful being in existence. So what?
Crusher48: UserZero was a far bigger jerk than I was. SHE BLEW UP A PLANET! Blowing up a planet just because the people on it are trapped in your server and desperately fighting for their lives is pretty much the ultimate form of being a jerk. Yet instead, Tazz ignores that and goes after me. Yes, that statement probably was out of line, but I certainly didn't kill an entire planet!
EXOS: Half a planet, technically. The other half were "saved" by the Avatar Effect.
Crusher48: Here's an analogy for you. One giant MegaCorp has a horribly designed factory that kills half of its workers within a year, the other factory is a small one desperately trying to compete with the MegaCorp but that ended up making a small safety error, once. If you were an OSHA inspector, you would go after both of them, but go after the MegaCorp far more. But in this case, our inspector ignores the MegaCorp and goes after the little guy directly.
EXOS: There could be several reasons for this.
Crusher48: Yes, there are several potential reasons. The possible cases are:
Incapability: Tazz is flat out unable to go after UserZero (the factory is immune to inspection by corrupt law in the country)
Possible, but remember that Tazz could probably outright say "UserZero dies" and kill UserZero if he wanted to.
Impracticality: Tazz could go after UserZero, but it would waste all his time and it would be much easier to target the small targets they can actually reasonably deal with (the factory has hundreds of lawyers capable of dragging any case against them out for 5 years)
More likely. After all, Twinbuilder at full strength was only able to stall for time against the Incarnate, but could at least do something to help when forced to.
Bribery: Tazz is being bribed by UserZero (the factory inspector is being bribed by the factory)
Barring Update Terminal hacking (which is outright impossible, right?), Tazz does not take bribes. He probably wouldn't even take IRL bribes if it came down to it.
Narrative Importance: UserZero is more important to the narrative than I am, so she gets away with things (the factory is the Big Bad's factory, and it getting away with stuff like this is the whole point of the movie)
Probably the reason why. Big Bads always get away with stuff while the hero breaks the rules once and gets hosed for it.
Unaware: Tazz is somehow unaware of UserZero's antics and how they break the rules (the factory inspector never actually inspects the factory, and no one complains because plot holes)
He could have been unaware that his "don't be a jerk" rule applies, but odds are that was because the rule didn't exist until you made Tazz add it.
EXOS: So the most likely reason is because the Big Bad gets away with things when the heroes don't, but other reasons could be playing a role. Hopefully he will clarify that. But whatever you do, do NOT try that sort of jerkery again. Next time, he just might ban you.
Crusher48: Anyways, I have to summon the Avenger (not the Avengers, comic book fans), fly the Hyperstorm, and continue research-no wait, research is YOUR job, EXOS.
Realistic Physics Gun: Horrifically held back by the fact that, in DTG, 'realistic physics' is basically a joke, and thus, nerfed by the OP scale. HARD.
UserZero counters your attempt by stating that it was explicitly 5 attacks IN THE POST. Not overall! There was no 5th ambush in that post.
You do realize that the Hyperstorm technically was not directly affected? For all due intents and purposes, it just got hit. That was it. Nothing actually happened to the Hyperstorm beyond having a really bad day. Also, that WAS a rule: Namely, the rule about following MC rules, which explicitly say to not be disrespectful.
18/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time (+2 Revan, Note to self: Nullitor, Speedon, Pit, and Battlefury making own Charge)
+1 Crystalcat, Ire, Twin
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 5/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Star's reinforced Phone II Nintendium: Star's Armored Phone 5/6
Prevents more than 2 damage to be done to Star's phone per turn. Vital for intelligence gathering.
Defibrillator && Magic Thorn: Pain Link 7/7
*Ding!*
"Oh, the microwave's done! I guess the Pain Link is done as well."
I tip over one of the PZ tombstones, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, and hits the ground.
Subtract one "that dominos into another PZ tombstone," per PZ tombstone that was killed before my post this turn.
After that, I put on some gloves, take a blade out of a portal, and stare at it as if I would never be happy again.
On it is one word:
PAIN
"Also, forgot to do this earlier: the 2nd Gatekepeper defeated song. Twitchy was part Skarmory, right? 2nd gen Pokemon, so let's go with this."
"Crusher, I think a reason is because it's Uzi's job to be a jerk. Your job is to defeat her, not to be a jerk."
Telum Warded Jar && Blacksmith's Briefcase = The Weaponcase (7/8)
Lux Warded Jar && Brightsteel = Luminite (5/9)
Invidia Warded Jar && Rune of Envy && SCP-1133-5 && 2x Electrum Shears = Twin Shears of Leviathan (4/13)
Module Action
-MODULES TOOK VACATION TODAY-
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (34/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (22/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (19/50) (+1 all from Tazz)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Storypost
29 March 2013
Dimension ้ขจโตะ-710
Room 7400 (Auditorium)
Several HLV Units stood around the room holding microphones. "Alright, ready? 3... 2... 1..." SONG SELECT: DA VINCI'S CONFESSION
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/หpรฆnษชk หpรฆsษz ษl หoสvษr รฐษ wษrld รฆnd bรฆk/
/หรฆftษr ษl, รฐษ หpสnษชสmษnt ษชz maษชn tuห bษr/
/bสt tuห seษช รฐรฆt wสd biห หlaษชjษชล รฆz wษl, raษชt/ /หpleษชjษชล ษ pleษชn roสษซ ษn รฐษ wษrษซz steษชdอกส /
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โจThe Uniscribeโฉ ษชษด แดสษชs แดษชษดส แดแดสษดแดส แดา แดสแด แดกแดสสแด ษช sษชแดแดสส แดแดษด'แด าษชษดแด แดสแด สษชษขสแด แดกแดส แดแดแด ษชษด แดสแด แดษชษดแด s แดา แดสแด แดแดแดแดแดษดแดสs แดสแดส แดสษชษดแด ษช'แด แดสแดแดขสsแดแดสษชษดษข สษชแดแด แดสษชs แดกษชแดสแดแดแด sแดษดsษชษดษข แดส าแดแดแด แดส แดส แดสษชแดs แดแดแดแด แดสแดแดแดษดแด ษชษดษข แดแด าษชแด ษชษด ษดแดแดก แดษดแด าแดสแดแด แดส แดแดสแด
โจThe Speedrunnerโฉ I had always believed inRNG manipulationUntil I realized thatYour actions don't change How many rolls it makes Justifying the oppressionOn this Earth 7.75A system of bad decisionsTurning round and round
โจThe Logicianโฉ In continuing through the darknessForgetting about all that I'd foundA state between truth and falsehoodWashed away by my preconceived notions Based on nothing but hard facts and numbersYet disproved by the hand of some unknown forceThe textbooks rewritten to include itBut was it all delusions?
โจThe Java Programmerโฉ //La, la, liar//Surviving is my only strategy.//La, la, liar//Create rifts in space-time-9D//La, la, liar//I can't force you, that's so like you//La, la, liar
โจAllโฉ In this tiny corner of the world Ifind myself crying again.I look at what I have doneto my useless self. I'll spend the rest of this timelineMaking dreams reality,And I think that now, after all, it's,it's not so hard at all. Action -SUBJECT TO CHANGE ONCE EOTBDOP IS UP- I cast Include Storypost in Attack Power and proceed to grab a hammer. The hammer glows with the power of something humans were not meant to understand and a giant Didymium Taco falls onto the Hyperstorm.
25,000 damage is evaded by the Hyperstorm; Clairvoyance lowers its dodge chance by 5% for the turn.
Lo and behold! The update on this game is complete! If only my computer were this cooperative when I update...
Action 1/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 40/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 15/50
Snow Tank: 15/15 COMPLETE!
I'm not sure what the progress on my alchemies are, though, but I'm sure that they were at the very least more than halfway done.
Xia-Li Polyslayer: 7/9
Super Prototype Medigun: 7/7 Complete!
Night Edge: 7/7 Complete!
There is a large creaking sound that resonates throughout the battlefield. Suddenly, a Snow Tank emerges from the recesses of the decayed lands!
Snow Tank [AZ] HP: 60,000/60,000
Actions
Target: This aims a laser at a specific entity. This will tell it who to target with its attack!
Gatling Gun: This deals a heavy 12,000 damage to the target and any surrounding targets! However, Target must be used first, and because of this, this attack can't be used twice in a row.
Passives
Self-Destruct Charge: This entity will remain at 0 HP when killed and produce an explosion the next turn after its death. This deals 15,000 damage to any melee or close-range attackers who were too slow, unaware, or simply unlucky enough to still be around the thing when it goes off!
Tweak at will.
Support: 40/100 [IIIIIIIIII]
Snow Tank summoned! SElf-Destruct charge will damage the 3 most recent attackers of the Snow Tank when it activates.
Super Prototype Medigun: So powerful that the resoucres needed to make it work were the only thing preventing this from being the final model. IF an Ubercharge from this beast is applied directly to an entity just after it dies ON THE TURN it dies, this will restore it, with a fraction of HP. Of course, this is a 9-turn charge Uber, which with this beast can also be an Invulnerability-granting/Crit granting/Resistance Granting/Super Regen granting machine on a much healthier entity, so pick VERY wisely.
Night Edge: A blade black as dark, with the occasional spark of dark lightning crackling off of it. It doens't actually have much power over either, however, opting instead to just be really really painful.
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
2x Shroomb Bruisers:
HP: 20,000
Special:Deal damage equal to the attack power of the entity that attacks it.
5x Shroomb Juice Boys
HP: 5000
Abilities:
Healing Drink: Heals a Entity for 2k
Rejuvenation Drink: Gives a stacking buff on entity that heals 5k equally over 5 turns
Pump them Up!: Gives Stong Drink to entity increasing strength by 100% for next attack, however pills take time to make and are expensive to only one pill can be used regardless of number of Juice boys, i say 2 turns to recharge dem stong Drinks
I command Shroomb Juice Boys to heal up doctor boom.
I should do this (Insert creative attack against UserZero here)
And I also decide to grab a gift, because reasons, what could be inside anyway.
You grab a gift! It's a Charge Token, allowing you to have a +10 boost to any charge whenever you feel like it.
Golem: Hm. I'm leanฤฑng towards pฤฑtting an evasฤฑve PG agaฤฑnst Hyperstorm. It's wฤฑn-wฤฑn for everyone. Except Crusher, but who cares about hฤฑm, besฤฑdes all of the GS ฤฑmplฤฑcฤฑtly. (Nevermฤฑnd the fact that that was rhetorฤฑcal.) Let's go for World's Best Mฤฑnecraft Player agaฤฑnst the Hyperstorm. A deadly dance of deadly death untฤฑl someone ฤฑs dead. Dead. Death. Serฤฑously, let's do thฤฑs. ...Not that I have control of TฤฑldeToast, but hey.
Golem: That being saฤฑd, ฤฑt's not very useful to murder eฤฑther of those two now, so...
Golem: ...Let's open a gฤฑft.
Golem: Oh look, ฤฑt's a thฤฑng. That I have no ฤฑdea what ฤฑt ฤฑs. ...Oh right, I got a gฤฑft earlฤฑer too. An earth glove or something. Let's toss ฤฑt at the Hulk, see what happens.
And so there was much tossing of level 3 earth gloves, or whatever.
Golem: Wow, that sure was a level 3 glove that was tossed at a thฤฑng. That was ฤฑncredฤฑbly ฤฑmpressฤฑve. ...Uh, rฤฑght, sayฤฑng what ฤฑt does. Looks lฤฑke ฤฑt opened up a chasm beneath the Hulk, and ฤฑt's trapped now. Good thฤฑng I dฤฑdn't ask TฤฑldeToast to Emp the Hulk.
15,000 damage to the Hulk!
You open the last gift, gaining, yes, a Charge Token. The Gifts are gone!
~Toast uses the Emperor on the Hyperstorm and The World's Best Minecraft Player!
~T: AHAHAHA.
~T: THE POWER!
~Toast then goes insane briefly. During this time she places a tiara on sans' head, calls him a princess then aggresively cuts his dodge chance into small pieces. She takes one piece for herself then quite kindly hands the rest back.
~Toast then decides not to be insane since she frankly sucks at it.
Red - Level 1 - 0/50'000 damage. CURRENTLY RED.
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000 damage.
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000 damage.
sans's dodge chance somehow dodges, but decreases itself anyways.
The Emperor activates! Its power flows into the EoTB, whereupon it will lock the two entities in combat!
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 3/16
I draw a card. I proceed to remember I have a tome of self-sacrifice. since player health is gone I cross out the word self to make a tome of sacrifice. I can now draw power from killing innocents, unaffiliated animals and people not involved in the battle. I send a mortar strike at a cluster of innocent earth refugees thousands upon thousands of blocks away. I use the tome's power boost to make my bluster flailbldae send cutting winds in an inescapable grind on the Best Minecraft Player. Does trying to kill uninvolved civilians for a bit of power make me evil? I guess this battle just attracts psychos.
Would (not actually) have worked (the wall would have shot down the mortar strike regardless), if not for...
This is your fourth post, dude. If there isn't any real action, you add /null to things.
The Avatar Effect kicked in-basically it sent your conscious into the body of your MC avatars. IT's more complicated than that but that's the gist of it.
You're technically already doing that, just slowly in the heat of battle.
"Yes, let's kill off the band of refugees that just got their planet destroyed. I mean, they totally couldn't have been world leaders that would be crucial to keeping Earth alive for the timeline to go smoothly."
"You're supposed to be the hero, and you're going to deliberately kill innocents when literally every side would want them alive, including yours. What the heck is wrong with you?"
*sigh* "Get the A Team on intercepting that missile. There's no way this would slide with people."
And thus, the missile was shot down by a team of 8 angels under Pit's command, presumably to aid research or do this. Seriously, couldn't you just kill entities to achieve the same effect, or just some unimportant animals?
...This. Cushionmantis' attack against the WBMCP is stopped because he wasn't buffed and thus the latter could evade!
Y lowers the wreckage of an old zeppelin into SCP-882 before slamming Pitch Black into the Tombstone with the lowest health.
The Maxwellists activate their combat processes, extending steel claws and blades and rushing towards the Nuclear Throne.
20 of the Cogwork Legates take out their Standardized Long-Range Flintlock Firing Apparatuses, preparing to pump The Hulk full of lead, iron, steel, brass, and assorted metals and alloys. The remaining 10 legates prepare to further Standardize their brethren, healing them.
The Neo-Mekhanites throw more scrap metal inscribed with holy Writ into SCP-882, which inflicts 2 Calls of MEKHANE at Mega Fatty and 1 at the Wizened Hag.
Deadly Bloom: A mana flower, heavily augmented by the power of plants. This creates a massive influx of mana in whoever wears it, giving them great power over majjyks, ESPECIALLY nature majjyks. Just, don't eat it. Seriously, DO NOT eat it. You will regret it.
Revan is enraged by this simply disgusting display, all wars have casualties but you don't attempt to MAXIMIZE them. They aid Pit's Angels in making sure such an attack doesn't reach the civilians. They then proceed to try have the civvies evacuate a safe distance from the Battlefield, so that way such an attack cannot happen again.
Revan glares at Cushionmantis.
Heh, next time just make sure that nobody can stop you when you commit cruelty. All this makes you look like now is both evil and amateur.
Revan tries to meditate and focus their anger at something more productive. Like figuring out, why they, of all people, need to be here. Or pleasant ideas on how to get out of the Zeroth Server.
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 31/50 (+1 Tazz all)
???: 26/50
The Summoning Key: 26/50
Assists
TwinBuilder, Pit, and Star/FBSN
OK, to put it bluntly: There are no civilians within 5,000 blocks of Yggdrasil thanks to that wall. Access to them requires Effort. Not GREAT Effort, but Effort nevertheless.
[RP AND ATTACKS] ConsumerOfAll: I see. ConsumerOfAll: There's a lot of Anti-Zeroes here. ConsumerOfAll: Way too many.
The Chef-Class Imperator Titan finds itself being dragged into the ground by something. The fabric of its being is distorted as blackish-purple substance corrodes itself into it, sapping it's will to live/function. The Chef-Class Imperator Titan's functions try to force it to self destruct or destroy itself, while the Imperator sinks further into the ground.
Eventually, the Imperator phases through the ground. It takes damage from suffocation while the grief slowly subsides, shredding off parts of the Imperator while that happens. I then put obsidian over where the Chef-Class Imperator Titan fell down, to keep it suffocating for longer.
[HOMURA ACTION]
Love attacks the Imperator Titan.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] Readymade Luv 19/50 (+4 from Best Godmodder, +1 from Tazz) ================================================== The 0riginal Megalovania 46/50 (+4 from Best Godmodder, +1 from Tazz) ================================================== Let's Make A Contract With Bunnycat! 6/50 (+4 from Best Godmodder, +1 from Tazz) ================================================== ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (6/??) ================ Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (2/??) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (2/??) ================
+1 to TT2000, +1 to Battlefury, +1 to FBSN (as long as the assists go towards Rebuilding Earth)
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC] (So, we're being pushed back. This is annoying, to say the least. The Decaying Heart is an extremely useful spoil.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher
You heal the Imperator for 15,000 damage! It's Inverted, so all damage is healing and all healing is damage...yeah...
+3 Snowball (Can I do that? Userzero managed it perfectly fine)
-A HUUUUUUGE ATTACK JUST HAPPENED-
SMAAAAAASH!!!
This attack is so ludicrously epic that it obliterates the Inversion and straight-up deals a focused 70,000 damage to the Chef-Class Imperator Titan, as well as giving him Radiation for 2 turns that overrides the Regen! In addition, the 3 chefs (who pilot this whole thing) are, after that ordeal, so exhausted that they are unable to charge their specials or attack this turn! You just blew this one out of the park entirely.
Only +1 per turn for a player! UserZero just cheats. Granted, the Snowball gains 1,000 HP and 100 attack regardless.
Gorgon Blade: Whoever stares at this thing for too long will turn to stone! Including its wielder, so best used by blindfolded swordsmen. Can also release a powerful charged attack.
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 3/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 2/11)
Tell me more about this Water Canteen.
I've said all that is to be said of the Water Canteen.
Out of presents!
Levitator Enforcer activates...During EoTB, of course.
The Snowball is not in fact an actual snowball! Granted, Convection still exists, so he takes 6,000 damage from the heat.
Smite: 33/33 (+bunch from people because honestly I'm too lazy to give you a proper number)
Alright, first things first, those watching the man who's name WOULD have been revealed last turn if the GM hadn't decided to be utterly pedantic about TEN FRIGGIN LETTERS grits his teeth as his left eye just... explodes. Literally. Eye fragments fly all over the battlefield, and what's left is now dripping blue fluid onto the ground. Drip. Drip. Drip. He pauses, then fixes Sans with a downright disturbing death glare. He knows Sans was responsible directly for the injuries he sustained.
"What was that, Sans? I don't think I heard you properly. Did you say, yes please mister joshua hit me with your special attack? Well, if that's what you want... heh. You did pick a very bad time to target the PZ team. But, if it's any consolation... I would have targeted the other person responsible if I could instead of you."
SPECIAL ATTACK: use on sans
Walker, meanwhile, has apparently gotten irritated with Crusher's rudeness, thus directs both the 20000 damage bomb AND the fully charged SMITE at the Hyperstorm, the two attacks partially fusing together and a brilliant gray sword beaming down with the heavens straight into the Hyperstorm. Considering that smiting, in a sense, could be seen as retribution from a god or godlike being, well... heh. Guess it's all down to the timing. After all, I lost one of my health bars due to horrific timing messing up my attempt at blocking.
The Hyperstorm dodges the bomb (sad), removing -4% dodge chance, but gets nailed by the brunt of the SMITE because, unlike godmodders, the Hyperstorm can't get over 100% dodge chance (plus at this point you needed a bit of karma). The result obliterates all of its defensive shields and smashes the Shield generator to bits-no hull damage was sustained, BUT the Shield is now gone! Because it didn't dodge, it's dodge chance remains at an overall 41% before bonuses.
ft]==Turn 1==
Ante Matter: 53,000/100,000
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 30/30! (+1 from Tazz.) (+2 from FBSN that I managed to miss until now, whoops.)
Charge #4: 23/40 (+1 from Tazz.) The Pact 22/50 (+1 from Tazz.)
Charge #5: 1/50.
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 6/16
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 5/11
Gold Banded Greatwood Scepter || (Conceptual Node Laser && Conceptual Node Field Generator && Personal Thaumic Infusement Device && Infinite Thaumic Well && Thaumic Aspect Manipulator) == Thaumaturgeโs Scepter 1/??
-EXPLAMATION OF ALCHEMY INGREDIENTS, BEGONE.-
==Action==
==Entities==
Dโoh. Forgot the Imperator had Penetration.
The Imperator will use IRON CHEF, targeting the now-healed Ultra Greed, Toby Dog if itโs still alive by the time of the use or the Shroob Juice Boys if Toby Dog is dead, or Dr. Boom if both of those have died, Dark Dreamy Bowser, and Mega Fatty (ripping him right out of the Hagโs Cauldron in the process, as the power of a Guest Star may be overruled by the chefs that summoned the Star in the first place). All four are put in an arena and left to fight to the death - they can still be commanded by their controlling players, but their attacks must be against one of the other Iron Chef competitors! A reminder: the contestants deal minicrit damage to one another and cannot be harmed or helped in any way by outside forces after the duel has started. As well, the winner gains a full heal, three turns of Crits, and three turns of 5 Armor.
Ramsay taps his chefly powers and transforms the PZ Tombstones into Tombstone Pizzas (a brand of frozen pizza) before baking them in a massive oven that irreparably burns the Tombstone Pizzas. Disgusted, Ramsay chops the Tombstone Pizzas into little bits, before throwing them in a garbage disposal and turning it on. He dumps the chopped-up, charcoaled Tombstone Pizzas on the ground, whereupon they turn back into Tombstones and take all the damage from their time as pizzas.
The Wizened Hag pulls out a massive, rusty meat cleaver and chops up a PZ Tombstone. She licks her lips at the buffet spread out before her, but restrains herself from eating any - it's too rotten.
My AZ Tombstones rush over to the PZ Tombstones and give them lovely, wonderful hugs! The hugs donโt end, thoughโฆ The PZ Tombstones will deal the brunt of their suicide-explosion damage to the AZ Tombstones, in a manner similar to a soldier jumping on a grenade.
==Responses/RP==
Ampulugator, are you serious? Only two posts per turn, man.
Yeah, Ultra Greed is basically at full HP now, with +25,000 HP in Overheal. Also, I think you're at 66,000 Ante Matter...But I'm not technically the guy in charge of keeping track of this here, you're equally responsible.
Most of that would be Level 10 on its own, really. When Erelye calls some of this stuff genius, you know it's powerful.
Gordon Ramsay can't attack right now-he's just been through too much! If it's still alive, the Imperator will do as you say, as will the Wizened Hag! The Tombstones will also follow suit!
Government 26/50 +1 from Tazz +6 from nulitor +1 from Crusher
IT'S TIME TO LEVEL UP! 5/10 +1 from Tazz
+3 nulitor
John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
John sees the (PZ) tombstones and in his rage steps right in there way. That's pretty stupid, considering their about to suicide. However, John takes a swipe at them with the forgestoker, then he grabs one, whacks it on the ground with his hammer a couple times, and transforms it into a shurikens. He then throws all of the shurikens with one motion at the tombstones. They are launched up into a cloud where John is waiting for them, and grabs another tombstone, sets it on a floating island, takes out a golf club and slams it down so hard that the island falls like a crater to the ground.
==Turn 1==
Ante Matter: 53,000/100,000
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #4: 24/40 The Pact 23/50
Charge #5: 2/50.
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 7/16
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 6/11
Gold Banded Greatwood Scepter || (Conceptual Node Laser && Conceptual Node Field Generator && Personal Thaumic Infusement Device && Infinite Thaumic Well && Thaumic Aspect Manipulator) == Thaumaturgeโs Scepter 2/??
==Action==
Since Iโve been on a bit of a chemistry kick the last few days, (researching titanium for a Chaos-related reason, plus โElemental silicon, doo-dah, doo-dah!โ) have a chemistry-themed attack!
Crystal looks over at the PZ Tombstones, and decides to disassemble their molecules. He fires a beam of matter-disassembling magic at the Tombstones. As soon as it hits, things start to happen. First, the water in the Tombstones starts to decompose, releasing hydrogen and oxygen. Crystal quickly ignites the hydrogen and oxygen, enveloping the Tombstones in flame. Next, the proteins in the muscles begin to decompose, actin and myosin dissolving into volatile hydrogen and oxygen as well, along with carbon and sulfur. Nitrogen floats away without being caught in the runaway reaction dissolving a Tombstone into a ball of flame. The fat in the Tombstones catches fire, further adding to the conflagration. The molecular disassembly spreads to the Tombstones' blood, oxygen being released from the hemoglobin and adding further oxidizer, while bones begin to be disassembled into calcium. The calcium begins to violently react with condensing water from the hydrogen-oxygen fire, and the Tombstones explode in a vivid display of orange calcium flame.
Ante Up!: 23/50 ================================================== (+1 from Tazz)
Scourge of the Beast: 45/50 ================================================== (+1 from Tazz, +2 from Richard)
The Pact: 28/50 ================================================== (+6 from Crystal, +1 from Tazz)
+3 to mythicZoologist
Bomber approached the Tombstones, which have recently gone through a horrific process of becoming a brand of frozen pizza sharing the same name. Raising his hand upward, arcs of energy extended out of his palm and enveloped each Tombstone. They were torn from the ground, becoming helpless slabs of rock in the air. Taking a moment to think, he began to idly shuffle them like a deck of cards in the air next to him. "What to do, what to do..." There were many things to do to slabs of rock, An idea struck him, one so seemingly mundane yet horrifyingly devious. Taking the Tombstones, he opened a portal to a location that smelled of brimstone. People only got a glimpse of the structure that could be seen through the portal before it closed behind Bomber and the Tombstones.
Landing on the stone walkway, Bomber took a large inhale. "Ah, good to be back, if only for the briefest of moments." Continuing down the pathway of dark red stone, he looked at some of the spires around him. Gargoyles fluttered about from rooftop to rooftop, gazing down upon the world below. Crows, ravens, and other birds of that sort also hung on any ledge or roof they could, hunched over and forever watching. Looking down over the edge of the walkway, he saw that he was on one of the upper paths. Dense fog concealed the world below, the occasional glimmer of light could be seen. Looking ahead, he found the perfect spot. A crossing between two walkways that he knew would be very busy sometimes. Removing some of the stones from the path, he replaced them with the Tombstones. At first, they weren't a perfect fit, but soon enough they melded in. Knowing he could not spend much longer here at the moment without repercussions from Uzi, he quickly hopped in a portal and waited.
During the peak times of travel, many workers used the walkways to get where they needed to go. Such a rush can wear down the stones over time were they made of common stone. Conveniently, the Tombstones were just this kind of stone that, given enough time, they would crack and crumble due to being trampled repeatedly. It also probably isn't fun to be constantly stepped upon all the time. And sure enough, peak hours came. Busy creatures of various sizes trampled the Tombstones as they hurriedly tried to get to their destination. Being late to important meetings was never a good thing, and they risked demotion if they repeat offenses. Sure enough, the Tombstones suffered heavy damage, while the rest of the walkway remained intact. Eventually, they found their way back to the battlefield, being numerous chunks of stone rather than large slabs meant to mark graves. The walkway magically repaired itself, the removed stones from before finding their way back to their permanent location.
Bomber hoped to return for a longer period of time soon, but a brief glimpse of his beloved jewel will have to do.
Ante Up!: 25/50 ==================================================
Scourge of the Beast: 46/50 ==================================================
The Pact: 29/50 ==================================================
+3 to mythicZoologist
"Looks like we are a little over halfway there now. How nice."
Bomber pulls out the good ol' Slightly More Favorable R.N.G. and points it at the Hulk.
[ FIRE | THUNDER | ICE ]
REROLLING SLOT 3...
[ FIRE | THUNDER | BAR ]
AWW, TOO BAD...
"Hmm, no luck this time. Oh well, guess I just have to keep spinning."
Zarod uses Strangle on Dr. Boom! Walking right up to the diminutive and slightly insane goblin, the towering Zarod easily scoops up Dr. Boom by the neck and forcefully grips him. Green mist wisps off from his rotten, gloved hand. Zarod's soulless eyes stare right into Dr. Boom as he squeezes harder. The goblin's eyes rolled back in its head, and Zarod drops him, watching with a blank gaze as he falls to the ground. Dr. Boom takes 25,000 damage and is stunned for one turn!
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (0/3 mind)
Tokens: (8, 5, 5)
Total Tokens (8, 5, 5)
...
...
... While we wait to see if that does anything... Um... Where do you think the Veteran is?
I'm pretty sure he's fine, wherever he is.
Mikoto looked annoyed by that answer.
You said a similar thing... about Gail.
Well he's not Gail, alright?
Yes. I'm no philosophy major, but I'm pretty sure it does in most senses of the word. I love it when I have to answer questions like this...
Commands:
Cuarc: __, __, __
Leictreon: PZ , GS, GS
Cuarc and Leictreon use matter transfer to give matter to Leictreon.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
As the third anti-mortar action, Inari fires point defense like beams of light at said mortars, hitting them so that they crash down on all those perimeter defenses that are around the outskirts of the battlefield. I don't expect that to break them, but rather just get an idea of how strong they are.
Relevance Line:
I'll actually save this story for later... Especially because I'll probably know how to write it better later on...
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (YERS!), Glyph of Mana lvl 6, Glyph of Life lvl 8
The Hourglass: ================================================== 50/50
The Pact: ================================================== 28/50 (+6 from Cobalt, +1 from Tazz)
(+4 from TFT, +2 from jondanger, FBSN, and Revan in reserve)
I +3 crystalcat.
I focus this action.
-PAINT WAS INVOLVED, PAINT AND MURDER-
MS Paint.
UserZero rights everything before something particularly bad happens, but the Tomstones-or A Tombstone too dumb to avert his gaze-dies of a Focused 32,000 damage!
ProofofconcepT stumbles on the ground, noticing something shiny. he picks it up, getting one charge Token! Ultra Greed recalls he gained 10 pennies from his last use of Bling Cleansing!
The cards drawn last turn take effect: XSlayer's 2 of Clubs flies over and is expended upon Asterism, giving him two bombs! Pit's 2 of Hearts flies over and is expended upon Dr. Boom, restoring him to full HP! Toast's use of the Emperor kicks in about now; the Hyperstorm and the World's Best Minecraft player gain perma-crits and MUST fire upon each other! The winner KEEPS Perma-crits!
Naturally, the very first thing the Hyperstorm does is realize how infuriating dodge is by having both of its Fusion Lance shots miss. It's Integrity check comes to 25, AKA no harm.
The Toby Dog attacks the Hyperstorm twice, and manages one hit, lowering Integrity by another 5%! The resulting Integrity check is 48, meaning nothing happens. The Nightmare kills a Shroob Juice Boy, adding another 3,500 ATK. Dr. Boom rolls 6 and 3, applying Superior Goblin Engineering to Ultra Greed, Curac and Leictreon ('EVERY' enemy is just too OP as that's basically everything aside from it), meaning -10% damage debuff for 2 turns, followed by Remote Detonation-NOW the Boombots are ready! They gang up on the 3 GS players and detonate for 3 damage to each! Yuzita continues firing upon the Hyperstorm, nailing the hit for 15,000 damage and another Integrity Check! It's a 76, which is close but not close enough to do anything. The Shroob Juice Boys idle, realizing Dr. Boom is fully healed!
Dreamy Dark Bowser's arms are immediately restored, what with it being two turns! As such, he readies all three of his new attacks against Ultra Greed, pulling out three humongous Bullet Bill cannons from out of nowhere!...Yeah, this is going to suck for Ultra Greed. The 3 players all turn their wrath against Ultra Greed; 18STR puts his awesome physical might to use for Dr. Boggle's latest invention; a gigantic super-high-tech Pure energy shovel of death! Their combined works are taken by -STRIKE THE EARTH-, who's mastery over the Shovel Blade allows him to effortlessly bring it to bear against Dr. Boom, who finds his Goblin Engineering no match for the combined power of 18STR, An unreasonable amount of PhDs, and the second-greatest master of Shovelry in the world, taking 60,000 damage overall! SCP-882 spawns 3 Neo-Mekhanites and inflicts his signature status effect upon Mega Fatty Twice and the Wizened Hag once! The Maxwellites deal 3,500 damage to the Nuclear Throne, the Cogwork Legates deal 2,000 damage to the Hulk and standardize themselves to add +100 HP to the Maxwellites, and the Neo-Mekhanists stuff SCP-882 full of 3,000 HP of healing!
Ultra Greed uses his Charge of Greed, gaining 6 pennies and managing to deal 3 damage to Joshua, as well as giving him a (small) minicrit chance for the next 3 turns! He'll also have a chance of missing his next attack! Dark Bowser...Uh, doens't attack yet? He seems to be waiting for something...The Keepers silently off another Shroob Juice Boy. Curac and Leictreon, already having done what Talist asked of them, go for the next best thing and just shoot Love, dealing a total of 4 damage, counting both the damage debuff and Love's armor. Curac gains 2 PZ matter! Asterism uses Full Octave, rolling an 8 and therefore a High C, the best result! He uses it on the Hulk, dealing 40,000 damage and breaking his mind-in addition to a stun, the Hulk also doubles his chance of getting outraged and friendly firing! Dialga takes 20,000 damgae from Mekhane, and manages to kill a Tombstone! Flowey, Coiny, Needle, Bubble and Pencil deal a combined 28,000 damage to Mega Fatty! Maurice slashes at the Snowball for 20,000 damgae with a Cheese Grater! Fenris misses an attack on The World's Best Minecraft Player! Star's Phone continues gathering evidence...
Zarod uses Strangle on Dr. Boom, dealing 25,000 damage and stunning him with the power of his bony grip around his goblin neck. The Light Magician regains 4 MP but opts not to act yet. The Nuclear Throne activates its Uranium Turrets on the Neutrals, obliterating another Shroob Juice Boy, dealing a Minicritted 21 GB damage to Yuzita's data storage, and obliterating a Nightmare Crystal, dealing 1 damage to the nightmare! All but the Nightmare (who wasn't actually hit) are Radiated for 3 turns! The Uranium Turrets fire again...And everyone hates life, as the shots hit the AZ side! Ultra Greed takes 7,000 damage, while Curac and Leictreon both dodge, losing 35% position uncertainty! The Snow Tank Targets Engie_Ninja/Walker!
The AZ Tombstones glomp the PZ counterparts-there's enough of them to properly grip them all! The two unneeded ones go off to wail on the Nightmare, spawning and destroying a Nightmare crystal, causing the Nightmare to take 1 damage. The Imperator takes 10,000 Radiation damage and regens 25,000 Shield HP! It then opts to Use Iron Chef, targeting the Toby Dog, Dreamy Dark Bowser, Ultra Greed and Mega Fatty! They can now only target each other, and nothing else can touch them! They also gain Minicrits on every action to speed this up...NOW Dreamy Dark Bowser acts, using the Power of Minicrits to deal a whooping 82,500 damage to Ultra Greed across all three attacks, making most everyone roughly even. The chefs recover from Exhaustion, but their passives do NOT go up. The Wizened Hag carves into a PZ Tombstone for 10,000 damage, a bit annoyed by how Mega Fatty was tossed out of the pot. Hezetor uses Levitator Enforcer upon Asterism, giving him the Inversed status condition!
The World's Best Minecraft Player is not at all preturbed by the Hyperstorm's high evasion, and manages to land a critical bow shot with a marksman's aim, dealing a critted 37,000 damage to the Hyperstorm! The Hyperstorm's already lost half HP...Someone better repair that Shield. Somehow. Johsua's Mystery Charge activates, and he becomes cloaked in fire! He attempts to administer infernal retaliation to sans, but, simply put, this fails, though sans really works to dodge this attack (relatively). His element switches to Water, because that's a gimmick of this entity that hasn't occurred because he really hasn't been that active. the Hulk gets unstunned! Conservation does that cool diagonal-cut anime trope thing upon the Light Magician, dealing an intense 35,000 damage! Mega Fatty puts on a burst of agility and butt-slams Ultra Greed for a 14,250 damage strike! Steven makes a sandwich for The Snowball, which restores 20,000 HP! The Snowball, well, snowballs up and attacks the Imperator for 15,700 damage to its Shields! Love fires upon the Imperator, breaking Void Shields to deal 22,500 damage to the Imperator! The Anti-Cooking Virus'es weird priority is ruled clunky to work with by the GM, but still deals a total of 10% integrity damage amonst two attacks to the Imperator. Neither hit comes to anything (84 and 82, though).
The Pro-Zero Tombstones find themselves VERY much prohibited by their AZ counterpats...HOWEVER, because they just got buffed, they find themselves JUST able to move into position for their detonations! The sound of a Trololololololoo heralds the end of their (un)lives, however unfittingly. Naturally, 6 AZ Tombstones regret unlife, but they make everything else MUCH more tolerable; The Nuclear Throne and Fenris take 20,000 damage, and Asterism is actually HEALED for 20,000 HP!...I think there will be nerfing of the Decayed heart so the Tombstones summoned by it are weaker in the future.
Richard +2s Crystalcat and Irecreeper, and proceeds to tap the World's Best Minecraft Player on the shoulder! He can't actually turn around because he's too busy dueling the Hyperstorm, which is just a RIGHT shame, because he was alerting him to the presence of some Weeping Angels from that Weeping Angels mod...Which, naturally, not being looked at, attempt to murder him! they're not to Dr. Who levels, thankfully-only common mobs...Really buffed by some Strength Potions Richard was throwing at them earlier! They naturally tear the poor chap right up, for 5 damage!
UserZero +4s all PZ players, giving the Snowball some more snowballing to do, and decides, to put it blunt, the BDFI cast has to GO. She breathes in, sucking in air like a vaccum...And doens't STOP breathing in, creating a massive vortex of sucking, aimed directly at the BDFI cast remaining! They try to latch on to something, but, screaming, one-by-one, they are sucked into the vortex and into the horrors of UserZero's incredibly dangerous gut, a gut on-par with Chuck Norris in terms of how lethal it is to the living-but whist Chuck Norris is a merciful being, this being UserZero, whatever's trapped in there is in for worse fates than some of you can even imagine! With the last one sucked into her maw, she closes her lips tightly! You can faintly, FAINTLY hear the screams of them all for a second...She then smashes Star's Phone by manipulating Star's very portals to make his counter basically do nothing except slightly change the angle of attack, dealing 4 damage, and then just sprays the tears of babies all over the Shroobs! This being their weakness, they regret life and all die.
sans is finished with his rest and is now ready to go again! Realizing that attacking straight-up would lead to...Issues, he opts for a nonstandard strategy and uses his Gasterspam! He summons...A Gasterblaster. Which just sits there. Uh, it appears that this time he's gonna go summoner. He also hovers bones above his head again-another trap!-This time, it's a diamond rather than a square, and it's a +2 spelled out within. Considering the last trap was an X in a square, which activated upon the typing of an X...I'll bet that this one reacts to a +2, but in a different way given the Diamond Shape. I'll bet that, if a +2 isn't given (possibly in assists specifically), than he might get a burst of speed, summoning more Gasterblasters, which will undoubtedly unload in a massive attack.
...UserZero tenses up, and focuses on a spot that no-one was really looking at before. Odd...There appears to be a singular clown there, at the absolute fringes of the battlefield. Just one. he isn't doing anything bar watching, and really only bows in response to being found. He's pretty, err, shall we say, stereotypical, even caught in the act of juggling clubs to himself, smiling as you'd expect. The entity advantage is still firmly in AZ court, so the battle goes back...20 squares now.
The Initernary:
[ALL]: Restore Earth! (Great Effort!)
[ALL]: Consider drawing cards from the Deck! They have powerful abilities!
[ALL]: Watch out for that Clown.
[GS]: Defend sans! His DPS is insane and if Richard kills him, he'll rank up!
[GS]: Destroy the Imperator! It's incredible abilities are blostering the AZ line!
[GS]: Defend the Hyperstorm! It's extremely powerful! By extension, kill the World's Best Minecraft Player and repair its shields!
[GS]: Destroy the Tombstones before they Suicide!
[GS]: Destroy the barrier at the pouter perimiter so you can contact the other players! (Effort!)
[AZ]: Protect the Imperator! It's abilities and powers are extremely potent!
[AZ]: Destroy the Hyperstorm! It's evasive/offesnive abilities are too great to ignore!
[AZ]: Kill the Pro-Zero Tombstones before they suicide!
[AZ]: Weaken sans so Richard can rank up. He's too strong and too determined to sway.
[AZ]: Defend Star's Phone so it can gather evidence against UserZero!
[AZ]: Destroy the barrier at the outer perimiter so you can contact the other players! (Effort!)
[AZ]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[AZ]: Defend Godmodder477!
[AZ]: Destory UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy the Imperator! It's incredible abilities are blostering the AZ line!
[PZ]: Destroy Star's Phone! It's gathering evidence against your actions!
[PZ]: Defend the Tombstones so they can suicide!
[PZ]: Destroy the Hyperstorm! It's evasive/offesnive abilities are too great to ignore! By extension, defend the World's Best Minecraft Player!
[PZ]: Destroy sans before Richard can rank up!
[PZ]: Stop anyone from reaching Yggdasil!
[PZ]: Defend UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy Godmodder477!
Terrain: Purified Land. No effect.
Weather: N/A
[GS-BOSS] Hyperstorm: 30,500/100,000 HP (-5,000 all incoming). Integrity: 85%. Hyper Evasive (50%, +1% per 1,000 damage in incoming attack, -1% per 5,000 damage aimed per turn). Double-Action. Psi Core (requires Pilot): 0. Pilot: N/A. Gravity Cannon: II Weath Ray: III Hardened shields: [III][III][III] Actions: Attack the World's Best Minecraft Player twice! Critting, must attack World's Best Minecraft Player due to Emperor!
[???] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 3/12. Discard Pile: Empress, 2 of Spades, Joker, Death, Chaos, 2 of hearts, 2 of Clubs, Emperor. YES, you can draw this now, as a Focused action. Discarded cards are gone for good! Drawn Cards: N/A
[???] Clown: ???/??? HP. You really don't get his deal.
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block when at 1 HP). Summoning: IIIII
[N] 2nd Gateway: "Indestructible." Control Panel busted! Giving +25% HP, Def and Atk to Mega Fatty, Verdana, Love, The World's Best Minecraft Player, The Hulk, The PZ Tombstones, The Snowball, and Conservation of Ninjutsu!
[N] Toby Dog 9,000/100,000 HP. 100% Integrity. Does Integrity damage. Double Action! Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Rewrite: III Patch Quilt: III, Dummied out: IIIIII Musical Masterpiece: IIIIIII
[N] The Nightmare: 6/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 14,000).
[N] Dr. Boom: 115,000/200,000 HP. Double-Action! Stunned! THE FINAL COUNTBOMB: IIIII
[N] The Contract: Releases powerful forces of Revolution when the Government is destroyed...The latter is not present. Until then, invincible.
[GS] Dark Dreamy Bowser: 56,500/90,000 HP (Multiplier: .75; 1.50 when Right arm is out). Left Arm: 13,500/13,500 HP. Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead) Entity Grab: II Right Arm: 17,800/17,800 HP. Guards Dark Bowser's weakpoints! Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead!). Triple action altogether-shorten it by removing his limbs! Shy Guy Airtub Summoning: IIIII Dreamy Minion Horde Summoning: IIIIIIII Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise!
[GS-PL] TheMinMaxnificent18STR: 17/20 HP. Real Man: III
[GS-PL] Dr.Omnidisciplinaryman McMindboggle: 15/20 HP. Radiation: III PhD in EVERYTHING: III
[GS-PL] -STRIKE THE EARTH-: 17/20 HP. FOR SHOVELRY: III
[GS] SCP-882: 53,000/120,000 HP. Inflicts Call of MEKHANE instead of attacking. Spawns members of the Broken Church per turn. Action: 2 Stacks on Mega Fatty, 1 on the Wizened Hag!
[GS] Stone Barricades: 1/1 x2 HP. Has a 20% chance to block attacks for a GS entity (not cumulative!)
[GS] Broken Church: (will go on a rampage if SCP-882 is killed).
Neo-Mekhanites: 1,000/1,000 HP x 35. HP. Bent on healing SCP-882! Action: Heal SCP-882!
Cogwork Legates: 1,000/1,000 HP x 30. Bent on self-heals and HP buff! Action: 20 attack the Hulk, 10 heals the rest!
Maxwelllists: 1,000/1,000 HP x 33. Bent on attacking! Action: Murderificate the Nuclear Throne
[AZ] Ultra Greed: 61,250/150,000 HP. At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, takes 1/4 damage. Bank: 50/150 Pennies. Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Keepers: 7,500/7,500 HP x4. Purchased: Bling Cleansing. Radiation: III Superior Goblin Engineering: I
[AZ] Cuarc: 4/4 HP. 435% Position Uncertainty, 530% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 2/3. (PZ-PZ) Superior Goblin Engineering: I
[AZ] Leictreon: 4/4 HP. 435% Position Uncertainty, 530% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 3/3 (GS-GS-PZ) Primed Matter: 0/3. Superior Goblin Engineering: I
[AZ] Asterism: 104,000/200,000 HP. Flips between Sight and Sound mode. Mode: Sight. Good Eats: I Spectra: II (Sight) Sinewave: II (Sound): Monochrome: III (Sight) Tone Deaf: III (Sound). The Vox: IIIIII Bombs: 2. Inversed: II
[AZ] Dialga: 160,000/200,000 HP. Primal Reverts at 50% HP! Roar of Time: III Call of Mekhane: IIIII
[AZ] Maurice Altara, The Man Who Is Obsessed with Cheese: 175,000/200,000 HP. Action: Attack the Hyperstorm!
[AZ] Fenris Sun-Eater: 180,000/180,000 HP. Very Evasive (30%). Crimson heartbeat: II Burning Red: III Ruby Mind Eater: IIII Counters all missed attacks. Action: Guard!
[AZ] Star's Phone: 10/10. Can only take 4 damage per attack. Gathers data against UserZero until death! Data collection: 3 turns worth of info thus far.
[AZ] Zarod: 200,000/200,000 HP. Grasping Dead: II Maggot Spit: IIII Strangle: III Execute: IIIIIII Action: Strangle on Dr. Boom!
[AZ] Tombstones: 30,000/30,000 HP x1; 22,200/30,000 HP x1. Interfering with PZ Tombstone suicide!
[AZ-BOSS] Chef-Class Imperator Titan: 125,500/390,000 HP. 90% Integrity. Void Shields: 0/100,000 HP +20,000 HP per turn (can be penetrated). Penetrative, Airborn. Doubled Buff Duration (for new buffs)! Plasma Annihilator: IIII IRON CHEF: IIIIII. Haywire x1 (-25% ATK): I. Radiation: I
[AZ-BOSS] Alton Brown. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Good Eats: IIII
[AZ-BOSS] Gordon Ramsay. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Attack increases every turn. (ATK Increase: 22,500)
[AZ-BOSS] Emril Lagasse. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Guest Star: III Activated: Wizened Hag.
[AZ] Wizened Hag (Guest Star): 125,000/125,000 HP. Into the Pot: IIII Taste the Stew: III Tenderize: II Seasoned to Perfection: IIIIIIII Call of Mekhane: IIIII
[PZ] The World's Best Minecraft Player: 18/25 HP. Extremely adept at dodging! Penetrating! Action: Attack the Hyperstorm! Critting! Must attack the Hyperstorm due to Emperor!
[PZ] The Hulk: 207,500/300,000 HP. Evasive (20%). 10% chance to attack teammates.
[PZ-PL] Conservation_of_Ninjutsu: 14/25 HP. Really High attack. Evasive (20%) Minicrit chance (10%). Gains buffs to attack and defense as the above entity loses members! Lost members = 20/20. Smoke Bombs: III
[PZ] Mega Fatty: 70,000/275,000 HP. Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Call of Mekhane: IIIII
[PZ] Steven: 215,000/215,000 HP.
[PZ] The Snowball: 133,250/158,250 HP. ATK Buff: 700. Gains attack and HP (current and max) per turn! Can accept +1 (per post) to do so faster!
[PZ] Love: 48/50 HP, 1 Armor. Mass Heal: III Arrow Rain: III Rebirth: IIIII
[PZ] Anti-Cooking Virus: 100% Integrity (can only take Integrity damage); Infesting the Imperator, can't be damaged without damaging the Imperator (at least a little)! Does Integrity Damage! Double-Action! Can null Imperator's actions! Can only attack the Imperator! That Doesn't Look Too Important: III Delete System34: IIIII
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 15/20 HP. Has 1 Armor. Targeted by the Snow Tank!
[AZ-ฮณ] Godmodder477: 26/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 112/150 HP. Looking at the Clown. Intensely.
[GS-ฮ] sans: 5/5 HP. Aggrivatingly Evasive (128%). Current Target: AZ Current Pattern: Gasterspam. +1 Gasterblaster per action. Gasterblaster: 3/3 HP x1.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 3910.
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: RECHARGING. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: RECHARGING. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||]Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||]Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
wow i just got ninja'd so hard that I felt it in real life. so, uh, ignore this i guess. or not
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Marvel of Machinery: 21/50
some loser: 14/25
Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = Suntitan Panelaxe (8/11)
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Irecreeper
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=Turn One=
(28 / 40) Besieging: The Armored Carrier (+2 from Richard)
(1 / 20) Prototype -> Start!
(24 / 50) The Pact(+1 from Tazz and +3 from Mythic)
+3 to Insert
=Action=
I decide to expand on the Cult of the Small Rock's lor-
charasGuitless [cg] began pestering ancientGumshoe [ag]
cg: You there.
ag: The Sleuth turns to talk to CharaDidNothingWrong, but is rudely interrupted before he can finish his flavor tex-
cg: I need your help. That "sans" guy made me angry.
cg: I want him DEAD.
ag: The Sleuth is confused, and utters "wait what" before getting cut of-
cg: I don't know WHY; I feel like it's my duty to kill him. Somebody is talking to me. The very person that GAVE me this username.
cg: And to be honest, I'm curious as to what would happen if I wiped that smug grin off his face.
cg: Help me kill him.
The Sleuth agrees, if only because it's a chance to hurt Sans. And then begins the training montage of destiny, about 500 blocks away from Sans as to not draw attention. I teach CharaDidNothingWrong the ins and outs of how the Killing Spree works, mainly by writing the word "kill" twenty-seven thousand times on a signboard. Given that CharaDidNothingWrong appears to already be fairly skilled at using the Killing Spree, I decide to simply go over a plan. A plan so secret, it won't even be mentioned in this post until much later.
About 15 minutes later, which is less time than it took me to explain the Killing Spree, CharaDidNothingWrong strides towards Sans, Killing Spree in hand. I run by, start blasting Megalovania on a random speaker set, and throw a Haste IV, Speed IV and Regeneration IV potion on CharaDidNothingWrong. I then retreat while he rushes in. Sans summons an array of Gasterblasters, which CharaDidNothingWrong leaps over, clearing them easily. He closes in on Sans, and performs a few quick swipes, which Sans easily dodges. However, thanks to the potion effects, the swipes get closer and closer, catching Sans offguard slightly. Even with these boosts, Sans dodges the blows.
Sans backs off to create distance, then unleashes a massive onslaught of bones towards CharaDidNothingWrong, the same thing that killed him earlier. He ninja-darts through each and every bone, cleaving multiple of them in half as he continues to close the distance. As Sans gets close, I call upon a player...
As it turns out, it's time for PLAYERSTRIKE 1. All players I've mentioned up to this point will be aiding me in combat.
Namely, terranOperative appears from that raid on the Chief's workplace, and whips out the Flamestriker, while sitting upon a nearby hill. I sling a fire-resistance potion at CharaDidNothingWrong before terranOperative opens fire. In moments, Sans's general area is covered in flames and destruction! Sans proceeds to leap over bursts of fire and avoid knife swipes, all while launching Gasterblasters and bones in all directions! A Gasterblaster appears near terranOperative, when suddenly a shark appearifies, grabbing the blaster out of midair, and pointing it towards Sans. Another player, SharkLover37 reveals herself, and commands the shark to fire the blaster towards Sans!
Laser strikes are now sweeping the area, along with flames and knives. To escape, Sans turns CharaDidNothingWrong blue, and flings him far into the distance with GRAVITY POWERS. I build a pillar of slimeblocks as he flies sideways, allowing him to bounce off without dying of fall damage. His gravity returns to normal, but there's a new problem; Sans is going after terranOperative!
He easily dodges bullet after bullet, and proceeds to fling a single bone towards TerranOperative, killing him instantly. SharkLover37 attempts a shark attack with sharks, but is quickly instagibbed by a blaster. However, thanks to the distraction they provided, CharaDidNothingWrong was able to lunge towards Sans unhindered. Sans attempts to counter with another blue attack, but finds that CharaDidNothingWrong's gravity is now fixed; somebody's managed to hack the code of Minecraft, if only slightly.
...Meanwhile, from a small literal hacker cave, AllYourBase looks at the code of Minecraft. There's a few countermeasures in place, but he/she/tem's been able to access CharaDidNothingWrong's code, and fixed his gravity, rendering it unable to be changed. He/she/tem also gave him a proper skin using the WayForward Machine. While He/she/tem would simply LOVE to give himself OP, that'd probably get him in bigger trouble with the law. In fact, some of the deceased Chief's co-workers are actually hunting him down for his exploits at ZombieCorp or whatever I called it.
Back at the battle, Sans narrowly avoids a knife strike, this one getting closer than many others. He then surrounds CharaDidNothingWrong in a cage of bones, and attempts to gib him from above with Gasterblasters! CharaDidNothingWrong ALMOST flawlessly dodges the onslaught, being kept alive by the regen effects of the potion I used on him much earlier. Suddenly, a zombie is flung at the bone cage. The zombie slams into it, then promptly explodes. A player dressed in full platemail, arthasiscool appears!
A storm of zombies are flung via catapult at the bone cage, each of them exploding shortly after they slam into said targeted object. The cage is then destroyed, and Sans avoids another two-dozen knife strikes. arthasiscool then requests an airstrike, which I provide, manning the zombie-loaded catapults. Zombies land around Sans, their legs exploding as they land. Which is then followed by the rest of their body exploding.
CharaDidNothingWrong keeps attempting to take Sans's life during this period, but he comes to the grim realization that his potion's about to run out! I quickly PM AllYourBase, who I instruct to give CharaDidNothingWrong insane amounts of forward velocity. He/she/tem complies, and Sans barely has any time to react as CharaDidNothingWrong flies at Sans, at unheard of speeds in Minecraft.
He points his knife forward as he flies. There's no proper angle of escape thanks to exploding corpses, and no time to perform an attack, given that most of his attacks actually have a slight delay. Does Sans avoid the knife? I don't know. DTG's weird that way.
The Sword 12/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 12/50 (NO ASSIST!)
A Flower 1/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 1/50
Assisting in: "To save the Earth, one charge point at a time"
\==ACTIONS==/
-Player Actions-
Charging: The Sword 12/50
I Charge the Minigun once again.
I attack the barrier with a Swirling lighting thrust then kick it with my Dark-Blue Power.
\==STORY/RP==/
Now, all the glowing stones collided then a blast. Out of the smoke. It formed a sword in the process. In did not look like any other sword, but it's unique. One of a kind.
XSlayer300 continues to think.
This is the time, to summon my ultimate power.
Time, to know my inner strength. I'm calling in my 5 Origins.
*flashback*
The curent flashback froze. Going back earlier. While the man is talking.
Sept. 23 200X
"Going back before my transformation, I heard of a legend."
38/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time (+6 Xslayer, +1 Consumer of all, +1 Revan, Note to self: Nullitor, Speedon, Pit, and Battlefury making own Charge)
+1 Pit, +2 Ire
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 6/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Star's reinforced Phone II Nintendium: Star's Armored Phone 6/6
Prevents more than 2 damage to be done to Star's phone per turn. Vital for intelligence gathering. COMPLETE!
Star's Armored Phone II Satellite Dish: Star's Armored Phone-Now with Internet! 1/??
Multiplies data gathering speed by 1.5.
First, entity orders: Star's Armored Phone continues gathering data. No wonder Uzi attacked it, she does not want it to stick around any longer than it already has.
However, I'm somewhat annoyed by my defense amounting to nothing. Wonderful.
Dialga uses Flash Cannon on Steven.
Next...
FOCUSED ATTACK: FULFILLING MY PROMISE
My anger at the wasted action last turn subsides as I am filled anger at Userzero's actions in general. She's taunted me, caused physical harm, got the Umbral One involved which led to my body being stolen, voided my action last turn in the same action where she killed a stupidly large amount of entities (that granted, were weak), and let's not forget blowing up the Earth, killing 6.5 billion people, with only a fraction that would have activated the Avatar Effect. We're in the process of bringing the Earth back together, but I don't even know where to begin with fixing Uzi's omnicide.
In short, I look at the battlefield, and wonder how the heck we are going to fix this by the time DTG1 comes around.
I look at the battlefield, and wonder what Uzi has gone through to think of the world as acceptable casualties in this conflict...Richard only did that when he had gone insane.
I look at the battlefield, and wonder if coming here as a vacation was a mistake.
I look at the battlefield, and notice the amount of people still on the PZ side, still on the GS side, still on the Neutral side, and wonder what Uzi would have to do to get them to come around. Well, I don't actually wonder that, because I know they would only change sides when they would find more enjoyment out of one side over another.
I look at the battlefield, and then look back at the blade in my gloved hands.
I stare at the word pain written on the blade.
"You know, I swore never to use this blade on someone else.
(Then again, it's not as if this is going to be the first promise I've made that I'm only keeping based on a technicality.)
Why? It says PAIN in bold letters, it's not going to be nice...
Well, I suppose I should explain...This is the Lyph (Pronounced Lihf) blade. I don't know which person came up with the name, but let's just say that its entire existence is meant to cause suffering.
Touching this blade causes pain. Using it for any reason causes more pain.
To try and cause harm with it, that's equivalent to spagghetification.
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...I don't know what best to compare having this blade used on you to.
Could you help me with that, Uzi?"
The pain link painlessly penetrates deep into me, and the other part painlessly penetrates into Userzero. Any way she dodges, the pain link goes through a portal, and comes back through to try again. Any attempt at blocking leads to a portal putting the pain link around her block. The pain link doesn't care that it's just an avatar, it will do its job, and Uzi will feel the pain.
"I feel like you underestimated my portals. When I'm concentrating on them, and haven't just set them up beforehand, even sans would have a difficult time dodging...if DTG wasn't weird that way. The point (heh, point) is that we are now linked by our nervous systems.
I call it a pain link, but it can also transmit other feelings, namely pleasure. I'll tell you this much, the biggest sadist would feel loads of pleasure from this. Of course, it still immobilizes them, so I really don't care whether you're a sadist or not."
I take off my gloves, and hold the blade. I feel agony in my right hand, as does Uzi.
"I told you. Indescribable pain, coming right up."
I stalk over near Uzi. I pull my arm back...
and stab myself in the stomach.
Uzi feels a terrible phantom pain coming from the same spot...it's as if she was being boiled alive, burnt, drowning, and being emotionally scarred at the same time. And somehow, each sensation is distinct, and yet thousands of times stronger than if she was actually experiencing the act.
Naturally, I myself feel the same pain emanating from the blade embedded in my belly.
I move the blade across my body...creating a red line.
The pain spreads, and moves along the link.
I slowly...but purposefully move in front of Uzi.
Somewhat shaking, I stop in front of her.
*Whispering* "You see...this is my job...and this...is my...specialty...Having the willpower...to do things...that should not be possible...such as, say...being able to move my body...through this intense pain."
I physically push Uzi back, with the blade still stuck inside me, doing its dreadful job.
"Wait, this may not have caused damage...Okay, how about this?"
I pull out the blade, and grab hold of its edge, as the horrific pain now emanates from our right hands, along with the belly wound still wracked with pain. I swing the grip into Uzi's head. A satisfying *THUNK* is heard, and I give a pain-wracked smile that looks more like a grimace.
"Still...didn't use...the blade...on another...
Now leave...and never return...
I'm talking...to the...blade...
Seriously...don't use it..."
I toss the blade into a portal, and collapse for the rest of the turn...my willpower surpasses gods, but even the gods have limits...and I am no different.
I turn my eyes and face towards Userzero. "I will not stop...nor rest...until I bring you down...HERAAAA!!!!"
Granted, while I say this, I'm flat on my back, but I don't care. The point comes across.
The link self destructs, having done its job. Its purpose was for this attack, and this attack alone.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
Entity action: Toby Dog: Use Patch Quilt on self and Rewrite on Ultra Greed
Patch Quilt: Toby Dog pulls out his Fabric of code. Then, pulling some sick overpowered knitting needles out of hammerspace, he quickly patchs the fabric of code, reducing the size of the holes in it. Due to Toby Dog's coding ability it provides the normal healing and a minor random buff.
Rewrite: Toby Dog goes into the coding sub tunnels that can be used to access the code ingame. He travels though the folders and files of the server until he arrives at Ultra Greed's File. He enter's it, and removes a number of key files, rewrites it's coding and AI behavior, and then leaves before the file is comsumed by glitches.
===Action
If the imperator is dead to an attack from userzero or it's spoil is not taken: i take the spoil of war from it.
If it still lives.
I decide to continue to stomp on the Imperator, namely by breaking out some of the age-old artifacts in my arensal of doom. Firstly, i pull out the direct desendant of the Topaz Pan: The Gemblade! I quickly load my self into a mass acceleration cannon, and, launched at a absurd speed, quickly smash into the Imperator's head with the full-forced of some nicely cooked pain, courtesy of the Topaz Frying Pan, Then, reverting it to the Gemblade, i quickly make a quick series of quintuple-silces at the neck-analouge of the Imperator. Those slices wouldn't be too much of an issue, but they are moving at a hypersonic speed.
Then, i move onto the otherwised-unused Life-Drain Spellbook. I drain the life from the otherwise immortal chefs the Imperator brought along with it, then use it to power an attack called Demons Drain- A gigantic upperhalf of a human skeleton reachs out of the book, grab's the Imperator's core, and rips it out. Then, the skull of the skeleton fly's out towards the Imperator, melting it's eyes with ghastly energy, before the skull fires a beam with the life energy stolen.
Next in line, the Saints row, and BBBBB. Unleashing the pain train of being brutally bossly busted and broken then bashed upon the imperator, a great amount of noise is generated due to the great brutality of the BBBBB as it reshapes the Imperator. Then, i unleash the Saints Row's power upon the scrap heap that is the Imperator. An action movie unfolds, as some [AZ] move in to protect the Imperator, but all they do is watch as i channel the power of being the protangist in an action movie and reduce everything to rubble around me. Including the Imperator.
The imperator, quite mad, reforms it's self and prepares to murder me, but i lift it up helplessly into the air with the Gravity Gauntlet and Falls. I rip it into shreds, crushing it slowly while also ripping it apart. it tries to reform, but my mastery of gravity is to great for it to understand the gravity of the situation it is in. I float the Imperator in front of the entire [AZ] faction as i slowly rip it apart whilst crushing it, forcing it's creator's to watch its rather brutal downfall. The groaning and scraping of metal makes quite a noise, and many a entity has noticed the ongoing attack.
Then, i proceed to accuse the Imperator of murder. Somehow, i manage to find a law office willing to prosectue. Using the Law Powers of Wright, i prove the Imperator's vicious murder of a perfectly innocent person.
Then, i decide to Roll the Dice- Unleashing the Gambler's Gredideir. A dice rolls, and some rockets come tumbling out. Then, i roll the unenchanted D13x13- The imperator trips on them, since the Attack Determination Dice is not powered up nor are the rest of the dice.
Then, i decide to end this once and for all- With a fittingly powerful combo! Combining the Hero's Sword, the Gemblade, and the BBBBB, i easily chop the Imperator into many small pieces, while the swordbeams from the Hero's sword easy doubles the damage. Then, in a twist, the swordbeams twist around, going for another run. This time, a large number of explosions occur as they pound the Imperator into dust, while the BBBBB twists the metal once more into something that you'd except from a junkyard. The gemblade, meanwhile, breaks into every color of the rainbow... In highly painful gem form! The red gems set the Imperator ablaze, the White are just really sharp, the Black drain it's life, the Blue unleash large amounts of water, which DON't put out the fires and rusts it's interior, the green ones cause flying exploding earth rocks to fly out of nowhere and pound it to dust, while the purple ones summon some form of jelly that eats the rusted metal.
Once more, channeling the powers of Gravity, i somehow compact the Imperator's mass into a small enough space to be used as a rocket warhead- A homing rocket! I fire it at Richard, who chops it AND the shrunken imperator in half!
Then, finally, i decide to fulfill the Destiny of the BBBBB! i brutalize the Imperator's inner workings with the blunt side of it's blade, boss around the workings of it's arms with the sharp pointy edge, break the power-wires making sure the Imperator's limbs and other functions are fully powered, depowering much of the robot! Then, reaching it's power core, i use the BBBBB to bash away the armor protecting it! Finally, the power core can be destroyed!
As i fire everything that can be fired at the power core, all of my immensely-power arsenal float at my side, ready to end this! The Glambier's Gredier fires rockets, while the saints row lights it up like an action move! The Hero's sword spams sword beams! The Gemblade unleashes it's true form, becoming the embodiment of every gem in existence, with all the magic power that entails! The gravity Gauntlet and Falls sqeeze the power core, seeking to reduce it to nothing! The Life Drain Spellbook summons a large number of floating skulls that drain the power from the core! The BBBBB leads the charge, brutalizing everything in it's way, while Wright bluff's the remaining defenses into doing nothing!
Then, everything collides with the power core! Finally, in an action scene so awesome that i cannot describe it, the power core.. The power core.. the power core....
As i land, with the items i used returning to my inventory, behind me is the Imperator-class titan. Or rather, it's ruins. Nothing much remains of it from the attack.
Battlefury13: That should end that thing's existence.
Battlefury13: Not to mention ensuring the GS don't get the spoil.
Battlefury13: When our godmodder can kill 50-charges in nearly a turn, what did you expect? A great victory? Because the only great victory i see here is for us. Unless you imply the unleashing of it's ultimate is good enough to redeem it's loss.
Battlefury13: Lets see what the iron chef ability did. It prevented the toby dog from going after the Hyperstorm, the intended target of Rewrite. Instead, you have to suffer from it..
seful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
The Hero's Sword [10]
Temmie Helm [10]
Charges========
Enchanting the D13x13 + D13 Attack determination Dice 10/50
7/30 ( To save, the earth, one charge at a time (1+ from consumer)
Battle Against a True Seadog: 1/50
2+ to engie
1+ to TT2000
Since the trap seems to be triggered by an absence of 2+'s, gonna two plus engie this round and 1+ TT2000
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
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Revan is enraged by this simply disgusting display, all wars have casualties but you don't attempt to MAXIMIZE them. They aid Pit's Angels in making sure such an attack doesn't reach the civilians. They then proceed to try have the civvies evacuate a safe distance from the Battlefield, so that way such an attack cannot happen again.
Revan glares at Cushionmantis.
Heh, next time just make sure that nobody can stop you when you commit cruelty. All this makes you look like now is both evil and amateur.
Revan tries to meditate and focus their anger at something more productive. Like figuring out, why they, of all people, need to be here. Or pleasant ideas on how to get out of the Zeroth Server.
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 31/50 (+1 Tazz all)
???: 26/50
The Summoning Key: 26/50
Assists
TwinBuilder, Pit, and Star/FBSN
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
[RP AND ATTACKS]
ConsumerOfAll: I see.
ConsumerOfAll: There's a lot of Anti-Zeroes here.
ConsumerOfAll: Way too many.
The Chef-Class Imperator Titan finds itself being dragged into the ground by something. The fabric of its being is distorted as blackish-purple substance corrodes itself into it, sapping it's will to live/function. The Chef-Class Imperator Titan's functions try to force it to self destruct or destroy itself, while the Imperator sinks further into the ground.
Eventually, the Imperator phases through the ground. It takes damage from suffocation while the grief slowly subsides, shredding off parts of the Imperator while that happens. I then put obsidian over where the Chef-Class Imperator Titan fell down, to keep it suffocating for longer.
[HOMURA ACTION]
Love attacks the Imperator Titan.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
Readymade Luv 19/50 (+4 from Best Godmodder, +1 from Tazz) ==================================================
The 0riginal Megalovania 46/50 (+4 from Best Godmodder, +1 from Tazz) ==================================================
Let's Make A Contract With Bunnycat! 6/50 (+4 from Best Godmodder, +1 from Tazz) ==================================================
ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (6/??) ================
Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (2/??) ================
(Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (2/??) ================
+1 to TT2000, +1 to Battlefury, +1 to FBSN (as long as the assists go towards Rebuilding Earth)
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC]
(So, we're being pushed back. This is annoying, to say the least. The Decaying Heart is an extremely useful spoil.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
14/20
1/50
+3 Snowball (Can I do that? Userzero managed it perfectly fine)
I decide on something: That stupid Chef-Class Imperator Titan annoys me. I focus on this action, and pre-emptively remove anything that would prevent this attack from going through as intended.
DEFINITELY NOT AN EDIT: I also mutate the Chef-Class Imperator Titan into human form beforehand. Don't ask, alright? I just DO.
I grab the World's Best Minecraft Player, and stash him away somewhere hidden. The Chef-Class Imperator Titan (hereon referred to as "CIT") is made immensely curious. CIT figures that they'd better check it out... it doesn't know what I'm planning. It could be ANYTHING. The World's Best Minecraft Player could be lying in wait, waiting to launch a critical ambush against team AZ! He IS one of the toughest entities on the opposing team, after all! The CIT looks around for where I stashed him, and sure enough, its a cave! The CIT heads in through the entrance (which is just large enough to accommodate its size...).
As The Snowball watches from another part of the battlefield, it blinks for a moment, and where the cave entrance was before, there is only a wide grassy plain now. Weird.
The CIT begins to descend deeper into the cave, not thinking to look back, or map the route in its own mind; I mean, it's a cave, it can just dig upwards if it needs to leave! ...Right?
After some traveling, he finally finds his way into the deeper parts of the cave. And with deeper parts of the cave, comes obstacles that he needs to cross. When he first sees some of these obstacles, he figures he should look for a different way around. But curiously enough, every path he travels down, he comes across an obstacle! Once he realizes he's lost track of the way back, he realizes he's going to need to cross these obstacles.
The very first one is a sea of lava. Very simple; just block your way over. While the CIT is doing so, a bat flies in from another nearby part of the cave! It gets right into the CITs face! The CIT begins absolutely PANICKING, trying to fling off the bat, swatting at the air... Who knew the CIT had a SERIOUS bat phobia? Really, he should've thought of that before going into the cave... Either way, he ends up tripping, and falling straight into the lava. He probably isn't going to enjoy his nice hot bath.
The CIT tries to swim and get out of the lava, but SOMETHING is pulling him deeper under! He eventually submits, and is pulled to deeper, and deeper, and hotter, AND DEEPER, AND HOTTER, AND DEEPER parts of the lava lake! As he desperately flounders, he finally sees something beneath him... that looks like a bottom?
It isn't a bottom of the lake, but it's the end of the lava! He gets dropped into another section of the cavern... right into some nice, room-temperature water! The CIT sighs with relief... but then realizes he's not alone in the water: THERE ARE SQUIDS here! If there's one thing the CIT fears more than bats, it's SQUIDS! He immediately leaps out of the water, and sprints away as fast as he can! Down random corridor after random corridor he goes!
(He doesn't realize until the excruciating pain and more hitting him later that those random corridors were full of spiky grabby crabs, crabby grabby spikes, spiky crabby grabs, upturned cleats, someone's lost "world's sharpest needles collection", poison ivy, poison oak, a greatly angered nest of every single animal that lives inside Africa (all of which he managed to get bit by), and finally, one Lego piece)
Finally, he ends up somewhere safe... the world's biggest bat nest! Wait, THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BAT NEST?? The CIT opens his mouth (resulting in bats flying in) and screams like a giant version of the world's loudest little girl! It's really quite embarrassing, but thankfully, nobody else is down here... right?
A nearby witch enters the scene! Angered at the CIT for disturbing her peace, she zaps him with a curse: THE CURSE OF ETERNAL STALACTITES! Throughout the rest of the attack, homing stalactites with 100% accuracy will slam the CIT in the head! The CIT flees the scene before the witch does something even worse, but quickly finds his new stalactice-smashed existence to be very painful!
He continues moving through the cavern, when he hears something from nearby... it sounds like... a nether portal? He figures he'd better go investigate, so he does. He finds the nether portal in a nearby cavern, and then, suddenly, pigmen begin filing out! One by one, they arrange in a giant square! The biggest one steps out in front:
"BROTHERS! TODAY, WE TAKE WHAT IS OURS! LET THE GREAT NETHER INVASION BEGIN!"
The pigmen notice the CIT, and decide that the thing is the first denizen of the main world that needs eliminating! And so, that's exactly what they do. Or, they try to, at least! The CIT might be tired, afflicted with thousands of different poisons plus stalactites, and suffering severe meltdown from all the lava swimming, but he's not going to lose to a few hundred pigmen! As he slaughters the first wave, he notices that in the time it took for him to do so, another equally-sized wave of pigmen came out of the portal! They wouldn't launch an overworld invasion without the proper numbers, would they? And so it continues, with the CIT getting hit a lot, emerging victorious, and then slammed again by the next wave. It goes on like this for about 2 hours and 35-50 waves, when the CIT, rather battered and still getting hit by stalactites, decides to flee again!
He(is it a he? Whatever, this is referring to the CIT) runs through more random corridors, again, foolishly not thinking to look. When the pain hits him later, he realizes that they contained 1000 thumbtacks, a field full of foot-hurting landmines, many very splinter-filled pieces of wood, the physical incarnation of athlete's foot that gives it to anything it touches, and finally, two Lego pieces.
He did, however, end up in a relatively safe area, a long, straight tunnel with plenty of diamonds and other mysterious ore in the walls. He thinks to himself and realizes that he's probably way below normal bedrock right now. However, just up ahead is a wooden door... he stumbles towards it, still getting hit by stalactites...
He walks inside. He sees a seemingly normal house interior, but underneath a cave! The CIT notices something right next to him: A piece of meat! He reaches for it... when suddenly, an old Minecrafter walks around the corner.
"What'cha doin' in mah house? I'll have ya know, I'm da oldest, most hardened hermit in the history of all Minecraft!"
The hermit says that his personal punishment for invading his house unannounced is ETERNAL SLAVERY! The CIT does of course say no-he'll fight for his freedom! With a gleeful cackle, the hermit pulls out his favorite shotgun-named "THE HURTER", and shoots the CIT right in the legs, or whatever it uses for self-movement! The CIT collapses, totally unable to move, but refuses to back down! At that exact moment, a nearby trap activates-the MASSIVE BOULDER ROLLING trap! A trapdoor swings out from the ceiling, raining boulders covered in CIT-hurting/burning juice all over the CIT! The CIT tries to struggle into a position to fight back against the hermit, but he's forced to back down when the hermit faces him with his pet-a squid!
The hermit immediately takes him to the first labor site-the farm! With no break or rest at all, the CIT is forced to do backbreaking farm labor, while afflicted with broken legs, many poisons, burning, athlete's foot, extreme pain, stalactites, extreme fatigue (just in case you forgot anything). He also catches the cold from a random draft, so there's that, too! Any time he falters for even one half-second, the hermit shoots him again to keep him moving! Doing all the farm work takes 2 weeks of straight, increasingly-difficult labor.
And that's only the first task! For the second one, he must gather materials, which require venturing to some very dangerous places. I'll spare you the specifics, but let's just say that he had to gather wood from the "petrified forests of poison-potion throwing witches", sand from the "underground desert full of extremely aggressive Australian animals", and a special cactus that causes extreme pain to whoever is holding it in "the underground volcano that constantly erupts homing extra-hot lava". All of them live up to their name, except for the petrified forest-the witches there throw poison II potions. The CIT gets no rest, and this task takes him three weeks.
For the third task, he has to use the materials to build a new house for the hermit, who at this point was so busy shooting him during the other stuff that he ran out of his 1,000,000,000, shots of regular shotgun ammo, and now hits the CIT with a whip of thorns at the first sign of hesitation instead. The construction has a lot of walls (plenty of falling down happens, but thankfully the spikes around and lava moat help cushion his fall), and takes four weeks to complete, with plenty of construction accidents along the way, constantly renewing all of the CITs injuries and giving him absolutely no chance to recover.
With the house complete, the hermit says that now, the farm needs tending again! And after that, he might want to build a new home...
Suddenly, the CIT is overcome with sheer, crippling despair and depression. When will this existence of constant pain end? He realizes that it certainly won't end if he helps the hermit. But how can he not help the hermit? He looks up the cave ceiling for answers...
Bad decision. A stalactite falls from the cave ceiling, nailing him right in the eye, and sticking in there for the rest of the attack. He tries to pull it out, but that only makes the pain worse! The hermit begins whipping him extra-hard and calling him a baby, causing the CIT to notice a passage out of the area! He sprints for it (with his arms, I mean), escaping the hermit's grasp! Annoyed by this turn of events, the hermit loads up his prized "super-ultra-pain-damagement" ammo in his shotgun, and scores on last hit on the back of the CITs head.
And so finally, the CIT escapes the hermit, and crawls, absolutely and impossibly lost, deeper and deeper into the caverns. Finally, he puts his arm on some gravel, crushing it, and falling down into... into...
...some sort of arena? Looking around with his one eye, he sees a totally full audience stand, and announcers standing inside it. A voice booms over the field:
"WEEEEELLLLLCOOME TO THE RANDOM TOURNAMENT, YEAR ----, NUMBER #384! OUR NEW VISITING TEAM THIS YEAR IS THE CHEF-CLASS-IMPERATOR TITAN, WHO DOESN'T SEEM TO BE IN VERY GOOD SHAPE! STILL, TOURNAMENT RULE #1: NO HEALING, ASSISTANCE, OR REST OF ANY KIND AROUND! IN THIS STATE, CAN HE BEAT THE HOME TEAM: GIANT BAT-SQUID COMBO MONSTER?"
The giant bat-squid combo monsters enters the field! It's... exactly what it sounds like! The CIT quivers in fear and despair; this is it; this is where his death comes. There's... there's no point... there's nothing he can do.
He didn't ask for this. He didn't want this. He didn't join the AZs with the intention of suffering. If only he had made different choices, he would have died a normal, less painful, less drawn-out death... why... why...
But then, he hears something. It's... cheering?
"You can do it, Chef-Class Imperator Titan!"
"Don't let a few injures keep you down!"
"That bat-squid monster has nothing on you!"
"Afraid? Don't be. You can win! You can escape! You can survive!"
The CIT realizes that the entire audience is cheering for his pathetic self! He is suddenly filled with determination, and though the action shreds his internal organs, and causes ridiculous pain, he manages to get on his feet. He does one, final, desperate charge against the bat-squid monster, and slams into it with the very last of his strength, killing it in one hit! Turns out, the bat-squid monster became that way through radiation, and as it is killed, it releases radiation everywhere, all of it being sucked into the CITs body! He has that now, too.
And then, the radiation shocks him into realizing something else! The crowd cheering for him was just the imaginations of a more-than-a-bit insane brain. They were actually spitting on him for being so pathetic, and they are so angry that he won, they're pelting him with many spiky poisonous tomatoes.
"CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR SURPRISE VICTORY, CHEF-CLASS IMPERATOR TITAN! YOUR PRIZE IS A ONE-WAY TICKET ON THE ELEVATOR BACK TO THE SURFACE OF THE MINECRAFT WORLD..."
"OR IT WOULD BE, IF OUR ELEVATOR HADN'T BROKEN A FEW MINUTES BEFORE YOU ARRIVED. WHAT A COINCIDENCE. YOU'LL HAVE TO USE OUR STAIRS INSTEAD".
The CIT is kicked onto a set of stairs that stretches upwards for eternity. He realizes that there is only one thing for him to do now: Climb.
And so it begins. Blinded in one eye, radiated, poisoned, wounded, suffering horrific fatigure, immense pain, athlete's foot, more and more stalactities, insane, depressed, and only able to drag himself forward with his arms, he climbs. And climbs. And climbs.
It was at least hours. It could have been years. It could have been millenia. Time blurs together, and stretches until it has no meaning. One arm in front of the other, again and again and again. The stairs become nothing but a cold, hard, streak of pure, hard pain. The CIT eventually collapses, and tries to look up one, last time...
And he sees sunlight.
He reaches an arm to move towards it... and the sunlight is blocked. Someone stepped in front of it. Guess who it is?
That's right.
The World's Best Minecraft Player.
He cackles gleefully. Surely, the CIT didn't FORGET about him? How could he? The World's Best Minecraft Player pulls out his mask collection; and switches them out-HE was the witch who cast the stalactite spell, HE was the bat who knocked him into the lava, HE was the announcer of the game show who conveniently took out the elevator, HE was the hermit who abused the CIT so, and HE built the nether portal that let the pigmen in. Caves are the natural environment of any good Minecraft player, and someone at the very top like him has totally mastered even insane caves like these. Why did he do all this to the Imperator Titan? Well, how do you think eh got to be the World's Most Skilled Player? He didn't do it by NOT pouring his absolute all into any task! He mentions that he'd LOVE to do it all again, but really...
... The CIT isn't looking quite up to the task.
The World's Best Minecraft Player pulls out his finest sword, gently walks over to the Chef-Class Imperator Titan, and cuts off his head.
And then, he returns to the surface, and to me. I give him cake for some excellent work.
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SECRET. 24/50
Ante Chamber 49/50
The Pact 23/50
Mace && Light Titan Essence = Phototitan Mace 11/11
Gauntlet && Darkness Titan Essence = Shadetitan Arm 11/11
Wand && Lightning Titan Essence = Titanspark Wand 4/11
+3 Cobalt
Golem: Heh. Heheh. HahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Golem: ...Ignore that, I just *really like it* when people mess up.
Golem: Sadly, it looks like World's Best can't kill the Imperator. He's too busy fighting a giant airship.
Golem: โบ
Golem: ...I mean, not like the Imperator would have gone on a massive goose chase anyways. I have eyes.
Golem: Hm. I really still don't like the Hulk. But let's kill that stupid snowball first.
Golem: Just... set up a slope... put some water into it... put a door there...
Golem: Back into the door... Swivel... Build up speed...
(12 hours later)
Golem: Slope, slope, slope, slope, slope, slope, elevator, elevator... THERE.
I slide backwards at near-light speeds, crashing straight into the Snowball.
Golem: ...Seriously, that video is still ridiculous.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
The Cavalry (x28 automatons) 33/50
Talos Shell 3/50
Sword || Medusa Head = Gorgon Blade (Level 3: 4/4) DONE
Probability && Finitism = Finite Probability (Level ?: 2/?)
Inventory:
Inter-dimensional pocket watch
Sockwhip
Farlands Portal
Whiptaser
Hezetor activates Levitator Enforcer on Asterism.
He will take another present.
Then using The Power Glove he turns the terrain around the snowball into lava.
the Glory 50/50 hold 3/3
Spadaccino 46/50 +2 from Tazz
...... 33/50 +2 from Tazz
... 6/50 +2 from Tazz
Module && Mithril && Orichalcum && Adamantium = Metallica Module (Level 10: 4/11)
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 3/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 2/11)
Tell me more about this Water Canteen.
Walker: Level 2, 881500 damage
+3 to battlefury13
Smite: 33/33 (+bunch from people because honestly I'm too lazy to give you a proper number)
Alright, first things first, those watching the man who's name WOULD have been revealed last turn if the GM hadn't decided to be utterly pedantic about TEN FRIGGIN LETTERS grits his teeth as his left eye just... explodes. Literally. Eye fragments fly all over the battlefield, and what's left is now dripping blue fluid onto the ground. Drip. Drip. Drip. He pauses, then fixes Sans with a downright disturbing death glare. He knows Sans was responsible directly for the injuries he sustained.
"What was that, Sans? I don't think I heard you properly. Did you say, yes please mister joshua hit me with your special attack? Well, if that's what you want... heh. You did pick a very bad time to target the PZ team. But, if it's any consolation... I would have targeted the other person responsible if I could instead of you."
SPECIAL ATTACK: use on sans
Walker, meanwhile, has apparently gotten irritated with Crusher's rudeness, thus directs both the 20000 damage bomb AND the fully charged SMITE at the Hyperstorm, the two attacks partially fusing together and a brilliant gray sword beaming down with the heavens straight into the Hyperstorm. Considering that smiting, in a sense, could be seen as retribution from a god or godlike being, well... heh. Guess it's all down to the timing. After all, I lost one of my health bars due to horrific timing messing up my attempt at blocking.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Ante Matter: 53,000/100,000
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 30/30! (+1 from Tazz.) (+2 from FBSN that I managed to miss until now, whoops.)
Charge #4: 23/40 (+1 from Tazz.)
The Pact 22/50 (+1 from Tazz.)
Charge #5: 1/50.
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 6/16
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 5/11
Gold Banded Greatwood Scepter || (Conceptual Node Laser && Conceptual Node Field Generator && Personal Thaumic Infusement Device && Infinite Thaumic Well && Thaumic Aspect Manipulator) == Thaumaturgeโs Scepter 1/??
Conceptual Node Laser: Used originally by Netpatham in DTG2. Fueled by essentia or vis, and outputs a constant beam or laser of vis of the supplied type, creating effects based on the type of vis used.
Conceptual Node Field Generator: Also used originally by Netpatham in DTG2. Works more or less the same as the Conceptual Node Laser, except it creates a zone of effect instead of a constant stream.
Infinite Thaumic Well: An infinite source of essentia and vis of any and every type from any version of Thaumcraft. Does nothing other than that.
Thaumic Aspect Manipulator: When fueled by essentia or vis, allows limited control over the domain of the supplied aspect. For example, fueling it with Ignis essentia would allow control over and generation of fire. Not to Levis Ignisโ level, but enough to, say, create a beam of concentrated fire or ignite a large field of grass or trees. Similarly, Tempestas would allow enough weather control to blow up a storm where none was before, but not enough to create a massive tornado.
==Action==
30/30 EXPENDED!
(PSEUDO) BATTLE TECHNIQUE ==> ELEMENTAL ECHO LV. 10 - RIGHT-HAND PATH.
Five echoes coalesce in the air around Crystal, made from pure energy of the type they manipulate. These ones appear to be copies of five of Pionoโs elemental weapons - Potentias Eius, Navitas Nox, Vita Australi, Lex Ordinis, and Deum Lucem. He begins to manipulate their forms once again, starting with Potentias Eius and Vita Australi. He fuses them together to form a double-bladed scythe that is sized like a pickaxe and has blades like a pickaxe, made of Potentias Eiusโ diamond, but bladed like a scythe. He changes the scythe blades so they're bladed on both the bottom and the top, before fusing Deum Lucem and Lex Ordinis to create what looks like a mace-scepter. He fuses the two fused weapons together, the flanges of the mace-scepter becoming diamond and bladed and two of them extending forward to form scythelike blades of diamond, which Crystal then reshapes to point forward. Finally, Crystal fuses in Navitas Nox, a hole appearing at the tip of the mace, between the diamond blades, that can fire white-gold blasts of the combined energies that the weapon controls. The entire weapon is essentially a mace with a long sword blade made of sharpened diamond extending out of it, split widely down the middle to allow a firing line for the inbuilt energy cannon. Crystal names this one Dakshinachara. Although this weaponโs mirror, Vamachara, was used to deal the final blow to the Chief, Crystal will be using this one to give life. He aims it at Ultra Greed, creation and life energies building around the weaponโs twin tines.
Crystal fires a volley of bolts of pure, white life energy, and they converge on Ultra Greed and heal him. But Crystalโs just getting started. Next, he channels order energy to restore Ultra Greed to his natural state of being, full HP, that is, and Ultra Greed is restored to order. After that, he taps Dakshinachara's creation energy and pours a river of healing potion over Ultra Greed. As the potion washes over him, Ultra Greed opens his mouth and lets a significant portion of it flow right into his body, where it immediately takes effect and restores his health further. Crystal is initially lost on how to heal someone with light or energy, but then he remembers something, and channels creation energy again for a second. A massive crystal pops out of the ground, swirling with liquid purple light - a Crystalanthology from the Sburb Glitch FAU universe, which naturally produces Biophosphoradelacrystalluminesence. Thatโs a long word for โhealing colored lightโ. Crystal uses his control over all types of light to force the Biophosphoradelacrystalluminescence into Ultra Greed, healing him up. He then remembers that Deum Lucem is also a holy weapon for some reason, and that healing spells are usually a part of holy magic in many, many universes. He promptly casts a massive cascade of healing spells on Ultra Greed using this fact. As for energy, โenergyโ is really ill-defined in the context of a weapon. Crystal exploits that massively and promptly channels a massive amount of positive energy from the Positive Energy Plane, healing Ultra Greed up, before channeling a massive amount of other types of energy. Nobody said โenergyโ was the same as kinetic energy or potential energy or heat energy or any other type of conventional physical energy, after all. Oblivion energy destroys Ultra Greedโs injuries, twilight energy shifts the boundaries of injured and uninjured so Ultra Greed is on the uninjured side, creation energy creates new flesh to fill in wounds, and a massive amount of other energies do their things, all of them healing Ultra Greed. Finally, Crystal does the same thing that got Vamachara destroyed - he destabilizes the entire thing, channeling all the energy from it into Ultra Greed, who is supercharged with life, creation, holy/light, energy, and order energies, creating a sort of โbufferโ of power that constantly heals Ultra Greed as he takes damage if heโs already fully healed. (Translation of the โbuffer': Overheal. Any extra healing from this charge goes to overhealing Ultra Greed.)
==Entities==
Dโoh. Forgot the Imperator had Penetration.
The Imperator will use IRON CHEF, targeting the now-healed Ultra Greed, Toby Dog if itโs still alive by the time of the use or the Shroob Juice Boys if Toby Dog is dead, or Dr. Boom if both of those have died, Dark Dreamy Bowser, and Mega Fatty (ripping him right out of the Hagโs Cauldron in the process, as the power of a Guest Star may be overruled by the chefs that summoned the Star in the first place). All four are put in an arena and left to fight to the death - they can still be commanded by their controlling players, but their attacks must be against one of the other Iron Chef competitors! A reminder: the contestants deal minicrit damage to one another and cannot be harmed or helped in any way by outside forces after the duel has started. As well, the winner gains a full heal, three turns of Crits, and three turns of 5 Armor.
Ramsay taps his chefly powers and transforms the PZ Tombstones into Tombstone Pizzas (a brand of frozen pizza) before baking them in a massive oven that irreparably burns the Tombstone Pizzas. Disgusted, Ramsay chops the Tombstone Pizzas into little bits, before throwing them in a garbage disposal and turning it on. He dumps the chopped-up, charcoaled Tombstone Pizzas on the ground, whereupon they turn back into Tombstones and take all the damage from their time as pizzas.
The Wizened Hag pulls out a massive, rusty meat cleaver and chops up a PZ Tombstone. She licks her lips at the buffet spread out before her, but restrains herself from eating any - it's too rotten.
My AZ Tombstones rush over to the PZ Tombstones and give them lovely, wonderful hugs! The hugs donโt end, thoughโฆ The PZ Tombstones will deal the brunt of their suicide-explosion damage to the AZ Tombstones, in a manner similar to a soldier jumping on a grenade.
==Responses/RP==
Ampulugator, are you serious? Only two posts per turn, man.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
The
Hidden RogueHunter 40/50 +1 from TazzGovernment 26/50 +1 from Tazz +6 from nulitor +1 from Crusher
IT'S TIME TO LEVEL UP! 5/10 +1 from Tazz
+3 nulitor
John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
John sees the (PZ) tombstones and in his rage steps right in there way. That's pretty stupid, considering their about to suicide. However, John takes a swipe at them with the forgestoker, then he grabs one, whacks it on the ground with his hammer a couple times, and transforms it into a shurikens. He then throws all of the shurikens with one motion at the tombstones. They are launched up into a cloud where John is waiting for them, and grabs another tombstone, sets it on a floating island, takes out a golf club and slams it down so hard that the island falls like a crater to the ground.
Alchemies:
Meh
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==Turn 1==
Ante Matter: 53,000/100,000
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #4: 24/40
The Pact 23/50
Charge #5: 2/50.
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 7/16
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 6/11
Gold Banded Greatwood Scepter || (Conceptual Node Laser && Conceptual Node Field Generator && Personal Thaumic Infusement Device && Infinite Thaumic Well && Thaumic Aspect Manipulator) == Thaumaturgeโs Scepter 2/??
==Action==
Since Iโve been on a bit of a chemistry kick the last few days, (researching titanium for a Chaos-related reason, plus โElemental silicon, doo-dah, doo-dah!โ) have a chemistry-themed attack!
Crystal looks over at the PZ Tombstones, and decides to disassemble their molecules. He fires a beam of matter-disassembling magic at the Tombstones. As soon as it hits, things start to happen. First, the water in the Tombstones starts to decompose, releasing hydrogen and oxygen. Crystal quickly ignites the hydrogen and oxygen, enveloping the Tombstones in flame. Next, the proteins in the muscles begin to decompose, actin and myosin dissolving into volatile hydrogen and oxygen as well, along with carbon and sulfur. Nitrogen floats away without being caught in the runaway reaction dissolving a Tombstone into a ball of flame. The fat in the Tombstones catches fire, further adding to the conflagration. The molecular disassembly spreads to the Tombstones' blood, oxygen being released from the hemoglobin and adding further oxidizer, while bones begin to be disassembled into calcium. The calcium begins to violently react with condensing water from the hydrogen-oxygen fire, and the Tombstones explode in a vivid display of orange calcium flame.
==Entities==
See last post.
==Responses/RP==
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Ante Up!: 23/50 ================================================== (+1 from Tazz)
Scourge of the Beast: 45/50 ================================================== (+1 from Tazz, +2 from Richard)
The Pact: 28/50 ================================================== (+6 from Crystal, +1 from Tazz)
+3 to mythicZoologist
Bomber approached the Tombstones, which have recently gone through a horrific process of becoming a brand of frozen pizza sharing the same name. Raising his hand upward, arcs of energy extended out of his palm and enveloped each Tombstone. They were torn from the ground, becoming helpless slabs of rock in the air. Taking a moment to think, he began to idly shuffle them like a deck of cards in the air next to him. "What to do, what to do..." There were many things to do to slabs of rock, An idea struck him, one so seemingly mundane yet horrifyingly devious. Taking the Tombstones, he opened a portal to a location that smelled of brimstone. People only got a glimpse of the structure that could be seen through the portal before it closed behind Bomber and the Tombstones.
Landing on the stone walkway, Bomber took a large inhale. "Ah, good to be back, if only for the briefest of moments." Continuing down the pathway of dark red stone, he looked at some of the spires around him. Gargoyles fluttered about from rooftop to rooftop, gazing down upon the world below. Crows, ravens, and other birds of that sort also hung on any ledge or roof they could, hunched over and forever watching. Looking down over the edge of the walkway, he saw that he was on one of the upper paths. Dense fog concealed the world below, the occasional glimmer of light could be seen. Looking ahead, he found the perfect spot. A crossing between two walkways that he knew would be very busy sometimes. Removing some of the stones from the path, he replaced them with the Tombstones. At first, they weren't a perfect fit, but soon enough they melded in. Knowing he could not spend much longer here at the moment without repercussions from Uzi, he quickly hopped in a portal and waited.
During the peak times of travel, many workers used the walkways to get where they needed to go. Such a rush can wear down the stones over time were they made of common stone. Conveniently, the Tombstones were just this kind of stone that, given enough time, they would crack and crumble due to being trampled repeatedly. It also probably isn't fun to be constantly stepped upon all the time. And sure enough, peak hours came. Busy creatures of various sizes trampled the Tombstones as they hurriedly tried to get to their destination. Being late to important meetings was never a good thing, and they risked demotion if they repeat offenses. Sure enough, the Tombstones suffered heavy damage, while the rest of the walkway remained intact. Eventually, they found their way back to the battlefield, being numerous chunks of stone rather than large slabs meant to mark graves. The walkway magically repaired itself, the removed stones from before finding their way back to their permanent location.
Bomber hoped to return for a longer period of time soon, but a brief glimpse of his beloved jewel will have to do.
Souls: 3
Paerotheum Dust && Cretrytheum Dust = Elementium Dust (Level 8: 7/9)
The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (Level 9: 8/10)
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 3/15)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
Ante Up!: 25/50 ==================================================
Scourge of the Beast: 46/50 ==================================================
The Pact: 29/50 ==================================================
+3 to mythicZoologist
"Looks like we are a little over halfway there now. How nice."
Bomber pulls out the good ol' Slightly More Favorable R.N.G. and points it at the Hulk.
[ FIRE | THUNDER | ICE ]
REROLLING SLOT 3...
[ FIRE | THUNDER | BAR ]
AWW, TOO BAD...
"Hmm, no luck this time. Oh well, guess I just have to keep spinning."
Zarod uses Strangle on Dr. Boom! Walking right up to the diminutive and slightly insane goblin, the towering Zarod easily scoops up Dr. Boom by the neck and forcefully grips him. Green mist wisps off from his rotten, gloved hand. Zarod's soulless eyes stare right into Dr. Boom as he squeezes harder. The goblin's eyes rolled back in its head, and Zarod drops him, watching with a blank gaze as he falls to the ground. Dr. Boom takes 25,000 damage and is stunned for one turn!
Souls: 3
Paerotheum Dust && Cretrytheum Dust = Elementium Dust (Level 8: 8/9)
The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (Level 9: 9/10)
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 4/15)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
I dislike the implication of this statement.
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (0/3 mind)
Tokens: (8, 5, 5)
Total Tokens (8, 5, 5)
...
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... While we wait to see if that does anything... Um... Where do you think the Veteran is?
I'm pretty sure he's fine, wherever he is.
Mikoto looked annoyed by that answer.
You said a similar thing... about Gail.
Well he's not Gail, alright?
Yes. I'm no philosophy major, but I'm pretty sure it does in most senses of the word. I love it when I have to answer questions like this...
Commands:
Cuarc: __, __, __
Leictreon: PZ , GS, GS
Cuarc and Leictreon use matter transfer to give matter to Leictreon.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
As the third anti-mortar action, Inari fires point defense like beams of light at said mortars, hitting them so that they crash down on all those perimeter defenses that are around the outskirts of the battlefield. I don't expect that to break them, but rather just get an idea of how strong they are.
Relevance Line:
I'll actually save this story for later... Especially because I'll probably know how to write it better later on...
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list(Paper && Ink Dye) || (Wither Skeleton Skull && Podzol) = Glyph of Decay 1/?
(Paper && Cactus Green Ink) || (Sapling && Grass) = Glyph of Growth 3/?
PowerMace && Stormforged Axe && Charged Hammer && Dr.Balanced's Boombot = The BoomHammer 1/??
Got +2. +1 to Mythic, +1 to Pricey, +1 to Toast.
37/50
16/50
17/50
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
The Hourglass: ================================================== 50/50
The Pact: ================================================== 28/50 (+6 from Cobalt, +1 from Tazz)
(+4 from TFT, +2 from jondanger, FBSN, and Revan in reserve)
I +3 crystalcat.
I focus this action.
The Scribe decides to express his feelings of turmoil caused by flowers and pacts by turning to the field of modern art. He sits down in a random field somewhere and lets nature flow through him, taking in the blissful scenery of gunsmoke, nuclear fallout, jagged ravines, corruption, oblivion, and the corpses of fallen entities. Truly, this is a serene existence. The Scribe decides to use this power to literally splash an entire can of dark blue paint onto a canvas and watch it dry for a few hours as to take in the paint's purpose in this uncaring world.
He watches the paint drip down onto the canvas, little beads of it trickling down and slowly drying. It's so satisfying, seeing them tumble and turn. Seconds flash by, then minutes. The Scribe is lost in his own world, a world that would suggest monotony and severe boredom, but is amazing to those who stop and watch. Imaginary lives for individual splotches of paint dance in the Scribe's head, a rich history of a paint-filled dimension forming in his mindscape. Other entities stop and stare too, but they aren't distracted for long.
Literally six hours of this crap goes by. Yeah.
Finally, the Scribe's entire body petrified as he hasn't moved a muscle for who knows how long, he snaps out of his eternal slumber, bits of rock falling off of his being. The Scribe has finally realized how to improve this already perfect work of art! He takes a paint brush, gets some white paint, and slowly paints a horizontal line at the middle of the canvas. Yes. Now this represents the horizon, the thing far in the distance, the sun slowly rising. Or is it setting? The Scribe doesn't know, but he knows you can go forward as much as you want, but you can never go back.
Marred by this line of flaming sun, the Scribe's idyllic landscape has turned into his own little inferno. War plays out in his mind. The utopia turns into a dystopia. Now that the Scribe's painting has a rich and lush story centered around it, he pulls out a golden spike, drives it into his ear, and feels his mind explode into static. After several seconds, a glob of multicolored liquid appears on the tip of the spike that suddenly bursts into indigo flame. The Scribe splatters it onto the painting, giving it an unearthly tinge.
"My thoughts have been imbued into this painting. Those who see it now know the horror of the world I have created." The Scribe shows it to the Tombstones, causing images of horrifying paint-based wars to fill their heads. They dissolve into globs of paint. Everything is paint. You are paint. I am paint. We are paint.
Paint.
You defend against the first attack against Star's Phone!
Crusher noped this, so...no.
OK, dude; you posted at least ten times this round. The maximum amount of posts per turn is TWO. This is straight-up disruptive spamming and I've reported you for it, as it got really bad REALLY fast. The rest of your posts will be deleted from the Update regardless.
2 of 10 gatekeepers dead, Uzi blew up the earth and framed Richard. That summarizes it.
UserZero brainwashes Steven immediately! Steven summoned!
Everyone KO's you! No 'Cute' flying dogs please.
Steven slaps you! He's not your slave. Plus he's on a completely different faciton now.
Hero's Sword && Legendary Prefix && Some Random Heroic Metal (As in, put in any heroic metals you want.) = Legendary Hero Sword 1/? Level ?
Somehow, the Imperator dodges the conversion to Error 403, thus obliterating the others by proxy!
OK, bad news: The spam filter is obliterating your posts. They aren't magically vanishing. You can request for them to be restored here, which will also fill up your post count. As this is in the Fun and Games section, post count isn't filled. So yeah.
Focused 16,000 HP to the Imperator! It's inversed, so it's healing!
this is your 3rd post per turn! There's only two allowed.
I already explained what I did on the Forge in regards to that.
The guns on the wall fire on the slingshot as you pull it back, also destroying the supplies and nailing all three of you for a total of 3 damage. Welp. It appears designed to shoot at anything that might be able to damage it. Which doesn't help you much at all. Even then, actually looking up...The thing is utterly massive. You can barely see the top of it...
Glyph of Life: A red glyph with a plus-like symbol upon it. Gives off a constant aura of healing to those nearby.
(Paper && Cactus Green Ink) || (Sapling && Grass) = Glyph of Growth (Level 4: 2/5)
#itsalljustajoke
UserZero snaps her fingers the instant the hands appear, causing the Battlefield to return to normal. If the hands still exist afterwards, the presence of the holy light of Notch and it's powerful creative energies cause them to burn, and allows UserZero to effortlessly escape! (She also fires her dual Uzis at the ground to basically fly into space, causing any hands that get that high to get shredded by the anti-escape defense, JUST in case.)
UserZero has nothing for Nyarly except a smug grin right back.
On what he said: The Conflict and Narrative are literally the first two things in Fiction to exist; the Outer gods would most likely be one of the first, but definitely not before either of them. Minor quibble, mind: Existence as it is known right now is relatively recent.
Probability && Finitism = ERROR! OBJECTS NOT FOUND. Use Physical Objects for alchemization!
Yeah, the Alchemiter doesn't work with concepts.
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 1/16)
The Hero's Sword && Undyne's Spear && Determination = Undying (Level 25: 1/26)
Determination, while not a metaphysical concept given the context...Is still pretty dang dangerous.
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 1/16)
I'm just going to assume the fabric of the code is part of the entity, so that'll go to whoever the killer is. Or 'killer.'
Anti-Cooking Virus summoned! Sadly, no-one is fooled. It'll do as you say. Jeez, an entire entity dedicated to killing one other entity...
Something || Something == Realistic Physics Gun (Level 0: 1/1)
Realistic Physics Gun: Horrifically held back by the fact that, in DTG, 'realistic physics' is basically a joke, and thus, nerfed by the OP scale. HARD.
UserZero counters your attempt by stating that it was explicitly 5 attacks IN THE POST. Not overall! There was no 5th ambush in that post.
You do realize that the Hyperstorm technically was not directly affected? For all due intents and purposes, it just got hit. That was it. Nothing actually happened to the Hyperstorm beyond having a really bad day. Also, that WAS a rule: Namely, the rule about following MC rules, which explicitly say to not be disrespectful.
1,000 damage to all 9 PZ Tombstones!
25,000 damage is evaded by the Hyperstorm; Clairvoyance lowers its dodge chance by 5% for the turn.
Snow Tank summoned! SElf-Destruct charge will damage the 3 most recent attackers of the Snow Tank when it activates.
Super Prototype Medigun: So powerful that the resoucres needed to make it work were the only thing preventing this from being the final model. IF an Ubercharge from this beast is applied directly to an entity just after it dies ON THE TURN it dies, this will restore it, with a fraction of HP. Of course, this is a 9-turn charge Uber, which with this beast can also be an Invulnerability-granting/Crit granting/Resistance Granting/Super Regen granting machine on a much healthier entity, so pick VERY wisely.
Night Edge: A blade black as dark, with the occasional spark of dark lightning crackling off of it. It doens't actually have much power over either, however, opting instead to just be really really painful.
Ninjatwist, I feel your pain.
You grab a gift! It's a Charge Token, allowing you to have a +10 boost to any charge whenever you feel like it.
they'll do as you say.
15,000 damage to the Hulk!
You open the last gift, gaining, yes, a Charge Token. The Gifts are gone!
sans's dodge chance somehow dodges, but decreases itself anyways.
The Emperor activates! Its power flows into the EoTB, whereupon it will lock the two entities in combat!
Would (not actually) have worked (the wall would have shot down the mortar strike regardless), if not for...
This is your fourth post, dude. If there isn't any real action, you add /null to things.
The Avatar Effect kicked in-basically it sent your conscious into the body of your MC avatars. IT's more complicated than that but that's the gist of it.
You're technically already doing that, just slowly in the heat of battle.
...This. Cushionmantis' attack against the WBMCP is stopped because he wasn't buffed and thus the latter could evade!
Deadly Bloom: A mana flower, heavily augmented by the power of plants. This creates a massive influx of mana in whoever wears it, giving them great power over majjyks, ESPECIALLY nature majjyks. Just, don't eat it. Seriously, DO NOT eat it. You will regret it.
Spider Staff && Poison Staff && Spider Gland = Black Widow Staff (Level 12: 1/13)
3,000 HP to SCP-882! 4,000 damage to a Tombstone! They'll do as you say!
4,000 damage to the Snowball, and 4,000 HP to Dark Bowser!
OK, to put it bluntly: There are no civilians within 5,000 blocks of Yggdrasil thanks to that wall. Access to them requires Effort. Not GREAT Effort, but Effort nevertheless.
You heal the Imperator for 15,000 damage! It's Inverted, so all damage is healing and all healing is damage...yeah...
Love will do as you say!
This attack is so ludicrously epic that it obliterates the Inversion and straight-up deals a focused 70,000 damage to the Chef-Class Imperator Titan, as well as giving him Radiation for 2 turns that overrides the Regen! In addition, the 3 chefs (who pilot this whole thing) are, after that ordeal, so exhausted that they are unable to charge their specials or attack this turn! You just blew this one out of the park entirely.
Only +1 per turn for a player! UserZero just cheats. Granted, the Snowball gains 1,000 HP and 100 attack regardless.
15,000 damage to the Snowball! Such sad that the Emperor doesn't activate until EoTB.
Gorgon Blade: Whoever stares at this thing for too long will turn to stone! Including its wielder, so best used by blindfolded swordsmen. Can also release a powerful charged attack.
I've said all that is to be said of the Water Canteen.
Out of presents!
Levitator Enforcer activates...During EoTB, of course.
The Snowball is not in fact an actual snowball! Granted, Convection still exists, so he takes 6,000 damage from the heat.
The Hyperstorm dodges the bomb (sad), removing -4% dodge chance, but gets nailed by the brunt of the SMITE because, unlike godmodders, the Hyperstorm can't get over 100% dodge chance (plus at this point you needed a bit of karma). The result obliterates all of its defensive shields and smashes the Shield generator to bits-no hull damage was sustained, BUT the Shield is now gone! Because it didn't dodge, it's dodge chance remains at an overall 41% before bonuses.
Joshua will do as you say!
Yeah, Ultra Greed is basically at full HP now, with +25,000 HP in Overheal. Also, I think you're at 66,000 Ante Matter...But I'm not technically the guy in charge of keeping track of this here, you're equally responsible.
Gold Banded Greatwood Scepter || (Conceptual Node Laser && Conceptual Node Field Generator && Personal Thaumic Infusement Device && Infinite Thaumic Well && Thaumic Aspect Manipulator) == Thaumaturgeโs Scepter (Level 25: 1/26)
Most of that would be Level 10 on its own, really. When Erelye calls some of this stuff genius, you know it's powerful.
Gordon Ramsay can't attack right now-he's just been through too much! If it's still alive, the Imperator will do as you say, as will the Wizened Hag! The Tombstones will also follow suit!
Minicritted 18,000 damage to a Tombstone!
18,000 damage to a Tombstone, which kills one!
They're not rocks, but nevertheless 21,000 damage to a Tombstone!
Zarod will do as you say!
That mortar might as well not even have existed, but Pit shot it down a long time ago, le thank.
PowerMace && Stormforged Axe && Charged Hammer && Dr.Balanced's Boombot = The BoomHammer (Level 12: 1/13)
MS Paint.
UserZero rights everything before something particularly bad happens, but the Tomstones-or A Tombstone too dumb to avert his gaze-dies of a Focused 32,000 damage!
ProofofconcepT stumbles on the ground, noticing something shiny. he picks it up, getting one charge Token! Ultra Greed recalls he gained 10 pennies from his last use of Bling Cleansing!
The cards drawn last turn take effect: XSlayer's 2 of Clubs flies over and is expended upon Asterism, giving him two bombs! Pit's 2 of Hearts flies over and is expended upon Dr. Boom, restoring him to full HP! Toast's use of the Emperor kicks in about now; the Hyperstorm and the World's Best Minecraft player gain perma-crits and MUST fire upon each other! The winner KEEPS Perma-crits!
Naturally, the very first thing the Hyperstorm does is realize how infuriating dodge is by having both of its Fusion Lance shots miss. It's Integrity check comes to 25, AKA no harm.
The Toby Dog attacks the Hyperstorm twice, and manages one hit, lowering Integrity by another 5%! The resulting Integrity check is 48, meaning nothing happens. The Nightmare kills a Shroob Juice Boy, adding another 3,500 ATK. Dr. Boom rolls 6 and 3, applying Superior Goblin Engineering to Ultra Greed, Curac and Leictreon ('EVERY' enemy is just too OP as that's basically everything aside from it), meaning -10% damage debuff for 2 turns, followed by Remote Detonation-NOW the Boombots are ready! They gang up on the 3 GS players and detonate for 3 damage to each! Yuzita continues firing upon the Hyperstorm, nailing the hit for 15,000 damage and another Integrity Check! It's a 76, which is close but not close enough to do anything. The Shroob Juice Boys idle, realizing Dr. Boom is fully healed!
Dreamy Dark Bowser's arms are immediately restored, what with it being two turns! As such, he readies all three of his new attacks against Ultra Greed, pulling out three humongous Bullet Bill cannons from out of nowhere!...Yeah, this is going to suck for Ultra Greed. The 3 players all turn their wrath against Ultra Greed; 18STR puts his awesome physical might to use for Dr. Boggle's latest invention; a gigantic super-high-tech Pure energy shovel of death! Their combined works are taken by -STRIKE THE EARTH-, who's mastery over the Shovel Blade allows him to effortlessly bring it to bear against Dr. Boom, who finds his Goblin Engineering no match for the combined power of 18STR, An unreasonable amount of PhDs, and the second-greatest master of Shovelry in the world, taking 60,000 damage overall! SCP-882 spawns 3 Neo-Mekhanites and inflicts his signature status effect upon Mega Fatty Twice and the Wizened Hag once! The Maxwellites deal 3,500 damage to the Nuclear Throne, the Cogwork Legates deal 2,000 damage to the Hulk and standardize themselves to add +100 HP to the Maxwellites, and the Neo-Mekhanists stuff SCP-882 full of 3,000 HP of healing!
Ultra Greed uses his Charge of Greed, gaining 6 pennies and managing to deal 3 damage to Joshua, as well as giving him a (small) minicrit chance for the next 3 turns! He'll also have a chance of missing his next attack! Dark Bowser...Uh, doens't attack yet? He seems to be waiting for something...The Keepers silently off another Shroob Juice Boy. Curac and Leictreon, already having done what Talist asked of them, go for the next best thing and just shoot Love, dealing a total of 4 damage, counting both the damage debuff and Love's armor. Curac gains 2 PZ matter! Asterism uses Full Octave, rolling an 8 and therefore a High C, the best result! He uses it on the Hulk, dealing 40,000 damage and breaking his mind-in addition to a stun, the Hulk also doubles his chance of getting outraged and friendly firing! Dialga takes 20,000 damgae from Mekhane, and manages to kill a Tombstone! Flowey, Coiny, Needle, Bubble and Pencil deal a combined 28,000 damage to Mega Fatty! Maurice slashes at the Snowball for 20,000 damgae with a Cheese Grater! Fenris misses an attack on The World's Best Minecraft Player! Star's Phone continues gathering evidence...
Zarod uses Strangle on Dr. Boom, dealing 25,000 damage and stunning him with the power of his bony grip around his goblin neck. The Light Magician regains 4 MP but opts not to act yet. The Nuclear Throne activates its Uranium Turrets on the Neutrals, obliterating another Shroob Juice Boy, dealing a Minicritted 21 GB damage to Yuzita's data storage, and obliterating a Nightmare Crystal, dealing 1 damage to the nightmare! All but the Nightmare (who wasn't actually hit) are Radiated for 3 turns! The Uranium Turrets fire again...And everyone hates life, as the shots hit the AZ side! Ultra Greed takes 7,000 damage, while Curac and Leictreon both dodge, losing 35% position uncertainty! The Snow Tank Targets Engie_Ninja/Walker!
The AZ Tombstones glomp the PZ counterparts-there's enough of them to properly grip them all! The two unneeded ones go off to wail on the Nightmare, spawning and destroying a Nightmare crystal, causing the Nightmare to take 1 damage. The Imperator takes 10,000 Radiation damage and regens 25,000 Shield HP! It then opts to Use Iron Chef, targeting the Toby Dog, Dreamy Dark Bowser, Ultra Greed and Mega Fatty! They can now only target each other, and nothing else can touch them! They also gain Minicrits on every action to speed this up...NOW Dreamy Dark Bowser acts, using the Power of Minicrits to deal a whooping 82,500 damage to Ultra Greed across all three attacks, making most everyone roughly even. The chefs recover from Exhaustion, but their passives do NOT go up. The Wizened Hag carves into a PZ Tombstone for 10,000 damage, a bit annoyed by how Mega Fatty was tossed out of the pot. Hezetor uses Levitator Enforcer upon Asterism, giving him the Inversed status condition!
The World's Best Minecraft Player is not at all preturbed by the Hyperstorm's high evasion, and manages to land a critical bow shot with a marksman's aim, dealing a critted 37,000 damage to the Hyperstorm! The Hyperstorm's already lost half HP...Someone better repair that Shield. Somehow. Johsua's Mystery Charge activates, and he becomes cloaked in fire! He attempts to administer infernal retaliation to sans, but, simply put, this fails, though sans really works to dodge this attack (relatively). His element switches to Water, because that's a gimmick of this entity that hasn't occurred because he really hasn't been that active. the Hulk gets unstunned! Conservation does that cool diagonal-cut anime trope thing upon the Light Magician, dealing an intense 35,000 damage! Mega Fatty puts on a burst of agility and butt-slams Ultra Greed for a 14,250 damage strike! Steven makes a sandwich for The Snowball, which restores 20,000 HP! The Snowball, well, snowballs up and attacks the Imperator for 15,700 damage to its Shields! Love fires upon the Imperator, breaking Void Shields to deal 22,500 damage to the Imperator! The Anti-Cooking Virus'es weird priority is ruled clunky to work with by the GM, but still deals a total of 10% integrity damage amonst two attacks to the Imperator. Neither hit comes to anything (84 and 82, though).
The Pro-Zero Tombstones find themselves VERY much prohibited by their AZ counterpats...HOWEVER, because they just got buffed, they find themselves JUST able to move into position for their detonations! The sound of a Trololololololoo heralds the end of their (un)lives, however unfittingly. Naturally, 6 AZ Tombstones regret unlife, but they make everything else MUCH more tolerable; The Nuclear Throne and Fenris take 20,000 damage, and Asterism is actually HEALED for 20,000 HP!...I think there will be nerfing of the Decayed heart so the Tombstones summoned by it are weaker in the future.
Richard +2s Crystalcat and Irecreeper, and proceeds to tap the World's Best Minecraft Player on the shoulder! He can't actually turn around because he's too busy dueling the Hyperstorm, which is just a RIGHT shame, because he was alerting him to the presence of some Weeping Angels from that Weeping Angels mod...Which, naturally, not being looked at, attempt to murder him! they're not to Dr. Who levels, thankfully-only common mobs...Really buffed by some Strength Potions Richard was throwing at them earlier! They naturally tear the poor chap right up, for 5 damage!
UserZero +4s all PZ players, giving the Snowball some more snowballing to do, and decides, to put it blunt, the BDFI cast has to GO. She breathes in, sucking in air like a vaccum...And doens't STOP breathing in, creating a massive vortex of sucking, aimed directly at the BDFI cast remaining! They try to latch on to something, but, screaming, one-by-one, they are sucked into the vortex and into the horrors of UserZero's incredibly dangerous gut, a gut on-par with Chuck Norris in terms of how lethal it is to the living-but whist Chuck Norris is a merciful being, this being UserZero, whatever's trapped in there is in for worse fates than some of you can even imagine! With the last one sucked into her maw, she closes her lips tightly! You can faintly, FAINTLY hear the screams of them all for a second...She then smashes Star's Phone by manipulating Star's very portals to make his counter basically do nothing except slightly change the angle of attack, dealing 4 damage, and then just sprays the tears of babies all over the Shroobs! This being their weakness, they regret life and all die.
sans is finished with his rest and is now ready to go again! Realizing that attacking straight-up would lead to...Issues, he opts for a nonstandard strategy and uses his Gasterspam! He summons...A Gasterblaster. Which just sits there. Uh, it appears that this time he's gonna go summoner. He also hovers bones above his head again-another trap!-This time, it's a diamond rather than a square, and it's a +2 spelled out within. Considering the last trap was an X in a square, which activated upon the typing of an X...I'll bet that this one reacts to a +2, but in a different way given the Diamond Shape. I'll bet that, if a +2 isn't given (possibly in assists specifically), than he might get a burst of speed, summoning more Gasterblasters, which will undoubtedly unload in a massive attack.
...UserZero tenses up, and focuses on a spot that no-one was really looking at before. Odd...There appears to be a singular clown there, at the absolute fringes of the battlefield. Just one. he isn't doing anything bar watching, and really only bows in response to being found. He's pretty, err, shall we say, stereotypical, even caught in the act of juggling clubs to himself, smiling as you'd expect. The entity advantage is still firmly in AZ court, so the battle goes back...20 squares now.
The Initernary:
Terrain: Purified Land. No effect.
Weather: N/A
[GS-BOSS] Hyperstorm: 30,500/100,000 HP (-5,000 all incoming). Integrity: 85%. Hyper Evasive (50%, +1% per 1,000 damage in incoming attack, -1% per 5,000 damage aimed per turn). Double-Action. Psi Core (requires Pilot): 0. Pilot: N/A. Gravity Cannon: II Weath Ray: III Hardened shields: [III][III][III] Actions: Attack the World's Best Minecraft Player twice! Critting, must attack World's Best Minecraft Player due to Emperor!
[???] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 3/12. Discard Pile: Empress, 2 of Spades, Joker, Death, Chaos, 2 of hearts, 2 of Clubs, Emperor. YES, you can draw this now, as a Focused action. Discarded cards are gone for good! Drawn Cards: N/A
[???] Clown: ???/??? HP. You really don't get his deal.
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block when at 1 HP). Summoning: IIIII
[N] 2nd Gateway: "Indestructible." Control Panel busted! Giving +25% HP, Def and Atk to Mega Fatty, Verdana, Love, The World's Best Minecraft Player, The Hulk, The PZ Tombstones, The Snowball, and Conservation of Ninjutsu!
[N] Toby Dog 9,000/100,000 HP. 100% Integrity. Does Integrity damage. Double Action! Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Rewrite: III Patch Quilt: III, Dummied out: IIIIII Musical Masterpiece: IIIIIII
[N] The Nightmare: 6/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 14,000).
[N] Dr. Boom: 115,000/200,000 HP. Double-Action! Stunned! THE FINAL COUNTBOMB: IIIII
[N] Yuzita Rukura: 145,000/145,000 EHP. Coding Drive: 235.0 GB. Boost: 1.2. Code Defense: YES. Action: Attack the Hyperstorm! Grasped-all incoming damage minicrits! Can't dodge! Radiation: III
[N] The Contract: Releases powerful forces of Revolution when the Government is destroyed...The latter is not present. Until then, invincible.
[GS] Dark Dreamy Bowser: 56,500/90,000 HP (Multiplier: .75; 1.50 when Right arm is out). Left Arm: 13,500/13,500 HP. Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead) Entity Grab: II Right Arm: 17,800/17,800 HP. Guards Dark Bowser's weakpoints! Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead!). Triple action altogether-shorten it by removing his limbs! Shy Guy Airtub Summoning: IIIII Dreamy Minion Horde Summoning: IIIIIIII Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise!
[GS-PL] TheMinMaxnificent18STR: 17/20 HP. Real Man: III
[GS-PL] Dr.Omnidisciplinaryman McMindboggle: 15/20 HP. Radiation: III PhD in EVERYTHING: III
[GS-PL] -STRIKE THE EARTH-: 17/20 HP. FOR SHOVELRY: III
[GS] SCP-882: 53,000/120,000 HP. Inflicts Call of MEKHANE instead of attacking. Spawns members of the Broken Church per turn. Action: 2 Stacks on Mega Fatty, 1 on the Wizened Hag!
[GS] Stone Barricades: 1/1 x2 HP. Has a 20% chance to block attacks for a GS entity (not cumulative!)
[GS] Broken Church: (will go on a rampage if SCP-882 is killed).
Neo-Mekhanites: 1,000/1,000 HP x 35. HP. Bent on healing SCP-882! Action: Heal SCP-882!
Cogwork Legates: 1,000/1,000 HP x 30. Bent on self-heals and HP buff! Action: 20 attack the Hulk, 10 heals the rest!
Maxwelllists: 1,000/1,000 HP x 33. Bent on attacking! Action: Murderificate the Nuclear Throne
[GS] John: 15/15 HP. Current forme: Beast. 10% Minicrit Chance, 75% Minicrit Chain chance. Chaining! Forms: Beast, Spellcaster.
[AZ] Ultra Greed: 61,250/150,000 HP. At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, takes 1/4 damage. Bank: 50/150 Pennies. Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Keepers: 7,500/7,500 HP x4. Purchased: Bling Cleansing. Radiation: III Superior Goblin Engineering: I
[AZ] Cuarc: 4/4 HP. 435% Position Uncertainty, 530% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 2/3. (PZ-PZ) Superior Goblin Engineering: I
[AZ] Leictreon: 4/4 HP. 435% Position Uncertainty, 530% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 3/3 (GS-GS-PZ) Primed Matter: 0/3. Superior Goblin Engineering: I
[AZ] Asterism: 104,000/200,000 HP. Flips between Sight and Sound mode. Mode: Sight. Good Eats: I Spectra: II (Sight) Sinewave: II (Sound): Monochrome: III (Sight) Tone Deaf: III (Sound). The Vox: IIIIII Bombs: 2. Inversed: II
[AZ] Dialga: 160,000/200,000 HP. Primal Reverts at 50% HP! Roar of Time: III Call of Mekhane: IIIII
[AZ] Maurice Altara, The Man Who Is Obsessed with Cheese: 175,000/200,000 HP. Action: Attack the Hyperstorm!
[AZ] Fenris Sun-Eater: 180,000/180,000 HP. Very Evasive (30%). Crimson heartbeat: II Burning Red: III Ruby Mind Eater: IIII Counters all missed attacks. Action: Guard!
[AZ] Star's Phone: 10/10. Can only take 4 damage per attack. Gathers data against UserZero until death! Data collection: 3 turns worth of info thus far.
[AZ] Zarod: 200,000/200,000 HP. Grasping Dead: II Maggot Spit: IIII Strangle: III Execute: IIIIIII Action: Strangle on Dr. Boom!
[AZ] Light Magician: 150,000/185,000 HP. 24/75 Mana. Light Recharge: III Action: Heal Ultra Greed!
[AZ] The Nuclear Throne: 200,000/200,000 HP. Throne Statues: x10. Nuclear Generator: III Guardian: II King Me: IIII
[AZ] Snow Tank: 60,000/60,000 HP.
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20 HP. 3 Armor. Hyper-Evasive (50%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII). Action: Use Levitator Enforcer upon Asterism!
[AZ] Talist: 10/20 HP. Mood: N/A (1/3 Mind.).
[AZ] crystalcat: 15/20 HP. +2 AC (Guarding!)
[AZ] Toast: 20/20 HP. Currently Red.
[AZ] Tombstones: 30,000/30,000 HP x1; 22,200/30,000 HP x1. Interfering with PZ Tombstone suicide!
[AZ-BOSS] Chef-Class Imperator Titan: 125,500/390,000 HP. 90% Integrity. Void Shields: 0/100,000 HP +20,000 HP per turn (can be penetrated). Penetrative, Airborn. Doubled Buff Duration (for new buffs)! Plasma Annihilator: IIII IRON CHEF: IIIIII. Haywire x1 (-25% ATK): I. Radiation: I
[AZ-BOSS] Alton Brown. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Good Eats: IIII
[AZ-BOSS] Gordon Ramsay. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Attack increases every turn. (ATK Increase: 22,500)
[AZ-BOSS] Emril Lagasse. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Guest Star: III Activated: Wizened Hag.
[AZ] Wizened Hag (Guest Star): 125,000/125,000 HP. Into the Pot: IIII Taste the Stew: III Tenderize: II Seasoned to Perfection: IIIIIIII Call of Mekhane: IIIII
[AZ] Hag's Cauldron (Guest Star): 155,000/175,000 HP. Life Absorbed: 5,000 HP.
[PZ] The World's Best Minecraft Player: 18/25 HP. Extremely adept at dodging! Penetrating! Action: Attack the Hyperstorm! Critting! Must attack the Hyperstorm due to Emperor!
[PZ] Joshua: 16/19 HP. Lives: 2. Element: Water. Mystery Charge: IIIII Trampled: II
[PZ] The Hulk: 207,500/300,000 HP. Evasive (20%). 10% chance to attack teammates.
[PZ-PL] Conservation_of_Ninjutsu: 14/25 HP. Really High attack. Evasive (20%) Minicrit chance (10%). Gains buffs to attack and defense as the above entity loses members! Lost members = 20/20. Smoke Bombs: III
[PZ] Mega Fatty: 70,000/275,000 HP. Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Call of Mekhane: IIIII
[PZ] Steven: 215,000/215,000 HP.
[PZ] The Snowball: 133,250/158,250 HP. ATK Buff: 700. Gains attack and HP (current and max) per turn! Can accept +1 (per post) to do so faster!
[PZ] Love: 48/50 HP, 1 Armor. Mass Heal: III Arrow Rain: III Rebirth: IIIII
[PZ] Anti-Cooking Virus: 100% Integrity (can only take Integrity damage); Infesting the Imperator, can't be damaged without damaging the Imperator (at least a little)! Does Integrity Damage! Double-Action! Can null Imperator's actions! Can only attack the Imperator! That Doesn't Look Too Important: III Delete System34: IIIII
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 15/20 HP. Has 1 Armor. Targeted by the Snow Tank!
[AZ-ฮณ] Godmodder477: 26/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 112/150 HP. Looking at the Clown. Intensely.
[GS-ฮ] sans: 5/5 HP. Aggrivatingly Evasive (128%). Current Target: AZ Current Pattern: Gasterspam. +1 Gasterblaster per action. Gasterblaster: 3/3 HP x1.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 3910.
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: RECHARGING. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: RECHARGING. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||] Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
[|||||||] Decayed Heart: RECHARGING. Owner: crystalcat [AZ]
[IIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIII] Alchemical Symbol: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
wow i just got ninja'd so hard that I felt it in real life. so, uh, ignore this i guess. or not
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Marvel of Machinery: 21/50
some loser: 14/25
Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = Suntitan Panelaxe (8/11)
It's High Noon
=Turn One=
(28 / 40) Besieging: The Armored Carrier (+2 from Richard)
(1 / 20) Prototype -> Start!
(24 / 50) The Pact(+1 from Tazz and +3 from Mythic)
+3 to Insert
=Action=
I decide to expand on the Cult of the Small Rock's lor-
charasGuitless [cg] began pestering ancientGumshoe [ag]
cg: You there.
ag: The Sleuth turns to talk to CharaDidNothingWrong, but is rudely interrupted before he can finish his flavor tex-
cg: I need your help. That "sans" guy made me angry.
cg: I want him DEAD.
ag: The Sleuth is confused, and utters "wait what" before getting cut of-
cg: I don't know WHY; I feel like it's my duty to kill him. Somebody is talking to me. The very person that GAVE me this username.
cg: And to be honest, I'm curious as to what would happen if I wiped that smug grin off his face.
cg: Help me kill him.
The Sleuth agrees, if only because it's a chance to hurt Sans. And then begins the training montage of destiny, about 500 blocks away from Sans as to not draw attention. I teach CharaDidNothingWrong the ins and outs of how the Killing Spree works, mainly by writing the word "kill" twenty-seven thousand times on a signboard. Given that CharaDidNothingWrong appears to already be fairly skilled at using the Killing Spree, I decide to simply go over a plan. A plan so secret, it won't even be mentioned in this post until much later.
About 15 minutes later, which is less time than it took me to explain the Killing Spree, CharaDidNothingWrong strides towards Sans, Killing Spree in hand. I run by, start blasting Megalovania on a random speaker set, and throw a Haste IV, Speed IV and Regeneration IV potion on CharaDidNothingWrong. I then retreat while he rushes in. Sans summons an array of Gasterblasters, which CharaDidNothingWrong leaps over, clearing them easily. He closes in on Sans, and performs a few quick swipes, which Sans easily dodges. However, thanks to the potion effects, the swipes get closer and closer, catching Sans offguard slightly. Even with these boosts, Sans dodges the blows.
Sans backs off to create distance, then unleashes a massive onslaught of bones towards CharaDidNothingWrong, the same thing that killed him earlier. He ninja-darts through each and every bone, cleaving multiple of them in half as he continues to close the distance. As Sans gets close, I call upon a player...
As it turns out, it's time for PLAYERSTRIKE 1. All players I've mentioned up to this point will be aiding me in combat.
Namely, terranOperative appears from that raid on the Chief's workplace, and whips out the Flamestriker, while sitting upon a nearby hill. I sling a fire-resistance potion at CharaDidNothingWrong before terranOperative opens fire. In moments, Sans's general area is covered in flames and destruction! Sans proceeds to leap over bursts of fire and avoid knife swipes, all while launching Gasterblasters and bones in all directions! A Gasterblaster appears near terranOperative, when suddenly a shark appearifies, grabbing the blaster out of midair, and pointing it towards Sans. Another player, SharkLover37 reveals herself, and commands the shark to fire the blaster towards Sans!
Laser strikes are now sweeping the area, along with flames and knives. To escape, Sans turns CharaDidNothingWrong blue, and flings him far into the distance with GRAVITY POWERS. I build a pillar of slimeblocks as he flies sideways, allowing him to bounce off without dying of fall damage. His gravity returns to normal, but there's a new problem; Sans is going after terranOperative!
He easily dodges bullet after bullet, and proceeds to fling a single bone towards TerranOperative, killing him instantly. SharkLover37 attempts a shark attack with sharks, but is quickly instagibbed by a blaster. However, thanks to the distraction they provided, CharaDidNothingWrong was able to lunge towards Sans unhindered. Sans attempts to counter with another blue attack, but finds that CharaDidNothingWrong's gravity is now fixed; somebody's managed to hack the code of Minecraft, if only slightly.
...Meanwhile, from a small literal hacker cave, AllYourBase looks at the code of Minecraft. There's a few countermeasures in place, but he/she/tem's been able to access CharaDidNothingWrong's code, and fixed his gravity, rendering it unable to be changed. He/she/tem also gave him a proper skin using the WayForward Machine. While He/she/tem would simply LOVE to give himself OP, that'd probably get him in bigger trouble with the law. In fact, some of the deceased Chief's co-workers are actually hunting him down for his exploits at ZombieCorp or whatever I called it.
Back at the battle, Sans narrowly avoids a knife strike, this one getting closer than many others. He then surrounds CharaDidNothingWrong in a cage of bones, and attempts to gib him from above with Gasterblasters! CharaDidNothingWrong ALMOST flawlessly dodges the onslaught, being kept alive by the regen effects of the potion I used on him much earlier. Suddenly, a zombie is flung at the bone cage. The zombie slams into it, then promptly explodes. A player dressed in full platemail, arthasiscool appears!
A storm of zombies are flung via catapult at the bone cage, each of them exploding shortly after they slam into said targeted object. The cage is then destroyed, and Sans avoids another two-dozen knife strikes. arthasiscool then requests an airstrike, which I provide, manning the zombie-loaded catapults. Zombies land around Sans, their legs exploding as they land. Which is then followed by the rest of their body exploding.
CharaDidNothingWrong keeps attempting to take Sans's life during this period, but he comes to the grim realization that his potion's about to run out! I quickly PM AllYourBase, who I instruct to give CharaDidNothingWrong insane amounts of forward velocity. He/she/tem complies, and Sans barely has any time to react as CharaDidNothingWrong flies at Sans, at unheard of speeds in Minecraft.
He points his knife forward as he flies. There's no proper angle of escape thanks to exploding corpses, and no time to perform an attack, given that most of his attacks actually have a slight delay. Does Sans avoid the knife? I don't know. DTG's weird that way.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
\==STATUS==/ POST 1/2
XSlayer300 ????/????
The Sword 12/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 12/50 (NO ASSIST!)
A Flower 1/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 1/50
Assisting in: "To save the Earth, one charge point at a time"
\==ACTIONS==/
-Player Actions-
Charging: The Sword 12/50
I Charge the Minigun once again.
I attack the barrier with a Swirling lighting thrust then kick it with my Dark-Blue Power.
\==STORY/RP==/
Now, all the glowing stones collided then a blast. Out of the smoke. It formed a sword in the process. In did not look like any other sword, but it's unique. One of a kind.
XSlayer300 continues to think.
This is the time, to summon my ultimate power.
Time, to know my inner strength. I'm calling in my 5 Origins.
*flashback*
The curent flashback froze. Going back earlier. While the man is talking.
Sept. 23 200X
"Going back before my transformation, I heard of a legend."
\==ETC==/
\==INVENTORY==/
Offensive:
Rainbow Minigun [iiiii] 4/5
Summoners:
Radio
Rainbow Chest
The beginning of the 5 Origins, and Undertale Madness.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX
45/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
15/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left!
38/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time (+6 Xslayer, +1 Consumer of all, +1 Revan, Note to self: Nullitor, Speedon, Pit, and Battlefury making own Charge)
+1 Pit, +2 Ire
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 6/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Star's reinforced Phone II Nintendium: Star's Armored Phone 6/6
Prevents more than 2 damage to be done to Star's phone per turn. Vital for intelligence gathering. COMPLETE!
Star's Armored Phone II Satellite Dish: Star's Armored Phone-Now with Internet! 1/??
Multiplies data gathering speed by 1.5.
First, entity orders: Star's Armored Phone continues gathering data. No wonder Uzi attacked it, she does not want it to stick around any longer than it already has.
However, I'm somewhat annoyed by my defense amounting to nothing. Wonderful.
Dialga uses Flash Cannon on Steven.
Next...
FOCUSED ATTACK: FULFILLING MY PROMISE
My anger at the wasted action last turn subsides as I am filled anger at Userzero's actions in general. She's taunted me, caused physical harm, got the Umbral One involved which led to my body being stolen, voided my action last turn in the same action where she killed a stupidly large amount of entities (that granted, were weak), and let's not forget blowing up the Earth, killing 6.5 billion people, with only a fraction that would have activated the Avatar Effect. We're in the process of bringing the Earth back together, but I don't even know where to begin with fixing Uzi's omnicide.
In short, I look at the battlefield, and wonder how the heck we are going to fix this by the time DTG1 comes around.
I look at the battlefield, and wonder what Uzi has gone through to think of the world as acceptable casualties in this conflict...Richard only did that when he had gone insane.
I look at the battlefield, and wonder if coming here as a vacation was a mistake.
I look at the battlefield, and notice the amount of people still on the PZ side, still on the GS side, still on the Neutral side, and wonder what Uzi would have to do to get them to come around. Well, I don't actually wonder that, because I know they would only change sides when they would find more enjoyment out of one side over another.
I look at the battlefield, and then look back at the blade in my gloved hands.
I stare at the word pain written on the blade.
"You know, I swore never to use this blade on someone else.
(Then again, it's not as if this is going to be the first promise I've made that I'm only keeping based on a technicality.)
Why? It says PAIN in bold letters, it's not going to be nice...
Well, I suppose I should explain...This is the Lyph (Pronounced Lihf) blade. I don't know which person came up with the name, but let's just say that its entire existence is meant to cause suffering.
Touching this blade causes pain. Using it for any reason causes more pain.
To try and cause harm with it, that's equivalent to spagghetification.
...
...
...
...
...
...I don't know what best to compare having this blade used on you to.
Could you help me with that, Uzi?"
The pain link painlessly penetrates deep into me, and the other part painlessly penetrates into Userzero. Any way she dodges, the pain link goes through a portal, and comes back through to try again. Any attempt at blocking leads to a portal putting the pain link around her block. The pain link doesn't care that it's just an avatar, it will do its job, and Uzi will feel the pain.
"I feel like you underestimated my portals. When I'm concentrating on them, and haven't just set them up beforehand, even sans would have a difficult time dodging...if DTG wasn't weird that way. The point (heh, point) is that we are now linked by our nervous systems.
I call it a pain link, but it can also transmit other feelings, namely pleasure. I'll tell you this much, the biggest sadist would feel loads of pleasure from this. Of course, it still immobilizes them, so I really don't care whether you're a sadist or not."
I take off my gloves, and hold the blade. I feel agony in my right hand, as does Uzi.
"I told you. Indescribable pain, coming right up."
I stalk over near Uzi. I pull my arm back...
and stab myself in the stomach.
Uzi feels a terrible phantom pain coming from the same spot...it's as if she was being boiled alive, burnt, drowning, and being emotionally scarred at the same time. And somehow, each sensation is distinct, and yet thousands of times stronger than if she was actually experiencing the act.
Naturally, I myself feel the same pain emanating from the blade embedded in my belly.
"AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*Panting* Are...you...enjoying...yourself? Not...for...long..."
I move the blade across my body...creating a red line.
The pain spreads, and moves along the link.
I slowly...but purposefully move in front of Uzi.
Somewhat shaking, I stop in front of her.
*Whispering* "You see...this is my job...and this...is my...specialty...Having the willpower...to do things...that should not be possible...such as, say...being able to move my body...through this intense pain."
I physically push Uzi back, with the blade still stuck inside me, doing its dreadful job.
"Wait, this may not have caused damage...Okay, how about this?"
I pull out the blade, and grab hold of its edge, as the horrific pain now emanates from our right hands, along with the belly wound still wracked with pain. I swing the grip into Uzi's head. A satisfying *THUNK* is heard, and I give a pain-wracked smile that looks more like a grimace.
"Still...didn't use...the blade...on another...
Now leave...and never return...
I'm talking...to the...blade...
Seriously...don't use it..."
I toss the blade into a portal, and collapse for the rest of the turn...my willpower surpasses gods, but even the gods have limits...and I am no different.
I turn my eyes and face towards Userzero. "I will not stop...nor rest...until I bring you down...HERAAAA!!!!"
Granted, while I say this, I'm flat on my back, but I don't care. The point comes across.
The link self destructs, having done its job. Its purpose was for this attack, and this attack alone.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
====Crafting
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 2/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 2/16
The Hero's Sword && Villains's Blade = ??? 1/?? lv. ???
=====
Important Stuff:
The Hero's Sword && Undyne's Spear && Determination = Undying (Level 25: 1/26)
Entity action: Toby Dog: Use Patch Quilt on self and Rewrite on Ultra Greed
Patch Quilt: Toby Dog pulls out his Fabric of code. Then, pulling some sick overpowered knitting needles out of hammerspace, he quickly patchs the fabric of code, reducing the size of the holes in it. Due to Toby Dog's coding ability it provides the normal healing and a minor random buff.
Rewrite: Toby Dog goes into the coding sub tunnels that can be used to access the code ingame. He travels though the folders and files of the server until he arrives at Ultra Greed's File. He enter's it, and removes a number of key files, rewrites it's coding and AI behavior, and then leaves before the file is comsumed by glitches.
===Action
If the imperator is dead to an attack from userzero or it's spoil is not taken: i take the spoil of war from it.
If it still lives.
I decide to continue to stomp on the Imperator, namely by breaking out some of the age-old artifacts in my arensal of doom. Firstly, i pull out the direct desendant of the Topaz Pan: The Gemblade! I quickly load my self into a mass acceleration cannon, and, launched at a absurd speed, quickly smash into the Imperator's head with the full-forced of some nicely cooked pain, courtesy of the Topaz Frying Pan, Then, reverting it to the Gemblade, i quickly make a quick series of quintuple-silces at the neck-analouge of the Imperator. Those slices wouldn't be too much of an issue, but they are moving at a hypersonic speed.
Then, i move onto the otherwised-unused Life-Drain Spellbook. I drain the life from the otherwise immortal chefs the Imperator brought along with it, then use it to power an attack called Demons Drain- A gigantic upperhalf of a human skeleton reachs out of the book, grab's the Imperator's core, and rips it out. Then, the skull of the skeleton fly's out towards the Imperator, melting it's eyes with ghastly energy, before the skull fires a beam with the life energy stolen.
Next in line, the Saints row, and BBBBB. Unleashing the pain train of being brutally bossly busted and broken then bashed upon the imperator, a great amount of noise is generated due to the great brutality of the BBBBB as it reshapes the Imperator. Then, i unleash the Saints Row's power upon the scrap heap that is the Imperator. An action movie unfolds, as some [AZ] move in to protect the Imperator, but all they do is watch as i channel the power of being the protangist in an action movie and reduce everything to rubble around me. Including the Imperator.
The imperator, quite mad, reforms it's self and prepares to murder me, but i lift it up helplessly into the air with the Gravity Gauntlet and Falls. I rip it into shreds, crushing it slowly while also ripping it apart. it tries to reform, but my mastery of gravity is to great for it to understand the gravity of the situation it is in. I float the Imperator in front of the entire [AZ] faction as i slowly rip it apart whilst crushing it, forcing it's creator's to watch its rather brutal downfall. The groaning and scraping of metal makes quite a noise, and many a entity has noticed the ongoing attack.
Then, i proceed to accuse the Imperator of murder. Somehow, i manage to find a law office willing to prosectue. Using the Law Powers of Wright, i prove the Imperator's vicious murder of a perfectly innocent person.
Then, i decide to Roll the Dice- Unleashing the Gambler's Gredideir. A dice rolls, and some rockets come tumbling out. Then, i roll the unenchanted D13x13- The imperator trips on them, since the Attack Determination Dice is not powered up nor are the rest of the dice.
Then, i decide to end this once and for all- With a fittingly powerful combo! Combining the Hero's Sword, the Gemblade, and the BBBBB, i easily chop the Imperator into many small pieces, while the swordbeams from the Hero's sword easy doubles the damage. Then, in a twist, the swordbeams twist around, going for another run. This time, a large number of explosions occur as they pound the Imperator into dust, while the BBBBB twists the metal once more into something that you'd except from a junkyard. The gemblade, meanwhile, breaks into every color of the rainbow... In highly painful gem form! The red gems set the Imperator ablaze, the White are just really sharp, the Black drain it's life, the Blue unleash large amounts of water, which DON't put out the fires and rusts it's interior, the green ones cause flying exploding earth rocks to fly out of nowhere and pound it to dust, while the purple ones summon some form of jelly that eats the rusted metal.
Once more, channeling the powers of Gravity, i somehow compact the Imperator's mass into a small enough space to be used as a rocket warhead- A homing rocket! I fire it at Richard, who chops it AND the shrunken imperator in half!
Then, finally, i decide to fulfill the Destiny of the BBBBB! i brutalize the Imperator's inner workings with the blunt side of it's blade, boss around the workings of it's arms with the sharp pointy edge, break the power-wires making sure the Imperator's limbs and other functions are fully powered, depowering much of the robot! Then, reaching it's power core, i use the BBBBB to bash away the armor protecting it! Finally, the power core can be destroyed!
As i fire everything that can be fired at the power core, all of my immensely-power arsenal float at my side, ready to end this! The Glambier's Gredier fires rockets, while the saints row lights it up like an action move! The Hero's sword spams sword beams! The Gemblade unleashes it's true form, becoming the embodiment of every gem in existence, with all the magic power that entails! The gravity Gauntlet and Falls sqeeze the power core, seeking to reduce it to nothing! The Life Drain Spellbook summons a large number of floating skulls that drain the power from the core! The BBBBB leads the charge, brutalizing everything in it's way, while Wright bluff's the remaining defenses into doing nothing!
Then, everything collides with the power core! Finally, in an action scene so awesome that i cannot describe it, the power core.. The power core.. the power core....
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
As i land, with the items i used returning to my inventory, behind me is the Imperator-class titan. Or rather, it's ruins. Nothing much remains of it from the attack.
Battlefury13: That should end that thing's existence.
Battlefury13: Not to mention ensuring the GS don't get the spoil.
Battlefury13: When our godmodder can kill 50-charges in nearly a turn, what did you expect? A great victory? Because the only great victory i see here is for us. Unless you imply the unleashing of it's ultimate is good enough to redeem it's loss.
Battlefury13: Lets see what the iron chef ability did. It prevented the toby dog from going after the Hyperstorm, the intended target of Rewrite. Instead, you have to suffer from it..
seful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
The Hero's Sword [10]
Temmie Helm [10]
Charges========
Enchanting the D13x13 + D13 Attack determination Dice 10/50
7/30 ( To save, the earth, one charge at a time (1+ from consumer)
Battle Against a True Seadog: 1/50
2+ to engie
1+ to TT2000
Since the trap seems to be triggered by an absence of 2+'s, gonna two plus engie this round and 1+ TT2000
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!