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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I don't really like the Terraria session. But you didn't actually ask Engie before doing that? ... That honestly scares me. And please let Engie have his post that turn. That would be something really stupid to lose an action over.
Also, if charges are going to be so important for shaping events, could I suggest some system where you can store one 50/50 charge for when you really want to use it? Just one. Because right now, it feels like it's going to be just random chance of if you happen to have a charge ready when something you want to do comes up. For example, right now I don't have any charges ready, so I just have to wait and hope other people will have charges to rebuild Earth.
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (0/3 mind)
Tokens: (8, 5, 5). + (3, 2, 0) from alchemy.
Total Tokens (8, 5, 5)
Current Entities. Put into quotes so it doesn't show up when Tazz quotes it
Cuarc
HP: 4/4. Yeah, anything that hits will destroy it.
Velocity Uncertainty: 0%
Position Uncertainty: 1000%
Matter Collection: _ _ _
By default, the Position Uncertainty is Cuarc's dodge chance. This can dodge AOE attacks and other "undodgeable" attacks. Velocity Uncertainty helps add to Cuarc's attacks. Velocity and Position uncertainties always add up to 1000%. So when one drops, the other rises. When one rises, the other drops.
Attacks:
* Subatomic Disassemble: Cuarc's main attack. Deals 20,000 damage and gains one unit of matter based on the faction attacked. Attacking PZs gives PZ 'matter', attacking GSs gives GS 'matter', attacking AZs gives AZ 'matter', and attacking neutrals/hostiles/???s gives NU 'matter'. Cuarc can also attack the ground itself, which deals no damage and gives it one unit of NU 'matter'. If Velocity Uncertainty is above 500%, this gives 2 units of matter.
* Matter Transfer: Both Cuarc and Leictreon must use this attack on the same turn. Cuarc gives all its matter to Leictreon.
* Primordial Storm: Requires one turn of charge before firing. Expends all units of Stored Matter. Each unit spent fires two bolts at any given target. Each bolt has different effects based on what kind of matter it is. And in addition, each bolt has an accuracy of (Velocity Uncertainty / 10) percent. So, if Cuarc is at 750% Velocity Uncertainty, each bolt has a 75% accuracy. This applies even to bolts with positive effects.
PZ: Deals 10,000 damage
GS: Deals 8,000 damage per turn, with the damage increasing by 2,000 each turn. This lasts for 1 turn per GS bolt that hit the target.
NU: A hit means the target's next attack is a mini-crit.
AZ: Restores 10,000 HP.
* Destabilize: Uses up one unit of matter to increase either Cuarc or Leictreon's Position Uncertainty by 100%.
And now for passives...
* This passive makes the entity actually fair: Whenever Cuarc dodges an attack, its Position Uncertainty goes down by 1/200th of the damage it would have taken.
* Linked Chances: If Cuarc's Position Uncertainty is more than Leictreon's at the end of the turn, Leictreon gains 50% Position Uncertainty and Cuarc loses 50% Position uncertainty.
* Storage Upgrade: If Cuarc and Leictreon spend a combined 3 units of matter, they can each get +2 maximum matter storage.
Leictreon
HP: 4/4. Yeah, anything that hits will destroy it.
Velocity Uncertainty: 0%
Position Uncertainty: 1000%
Matter Collection: _ _ _
Primed Matter: _ _ _
By default, the Position Uncertainty is Leictreon's dodge chance. This can dodge AOE attacks and other "undodgeable" attacks. Velocity Uncertainty helps add to Leictreon's attacks. Also, when Velocity Uncertainty is above 500%, Leictreon is considered to be airborn. Velocity and Position uncertainties always add up to 1000%. So when one drops, the other rises. When one rises, the other drops.
Actions:
* Chemical Beam: Deals 15,000 damage in a rather wimpy way.
* Matter Collection: Decreases Position Uncertainty by 50% and gives Leictreon one unit of AZ matter. I really hope this is never used.
* Atomic Reassemble: Converts one unit of matter into its Primed Alchemy state.
* Matter Transfer: Both Cuarc and Leictreon must use this attack on the same turn. Cuarc gives all its matter to Leictreon.
* Alchemy Shock: Uses up one unit of Primed Alchemy. The effect depends on what kind of matter it is. If Leictreon is above 500% Velocity Uncertainty, the effect also hits another target for half effect, rounded down. (these are really powerful because Cuarc has to collect the matter, transfer it to Leictreon, then Leictreon has to Prime it and use it. That's like 3 actions.)
- PZ: Deals 50,000 damage immediately and 10,000 per turn for three turns.
- GS: Deals 30,000 damage immediately and 10,000 per turn for three turns. Whenever Cuarc attacks the target, the debuff is extended by 1 turn.
- NU: Gives the target crits for the next three turns.
- AZ: Restores 75,000 HP immediately.
And now for passives...
* This passive makes the entity actually fair: Whenever Leictreon dodges an attack, its Position Uncertainty goes down by 1/200th of the damage it would have taken.
* Linked Chances: If Cuarc's Position Uncertainty is less than Leictreon's at the end of the turn, Leictreon loses 50% Position Uncertainty and Cuarc gains 50% Position uncertainty.
To be honest, this is better than I thought it would be. ... Hey, don't look at me like that! The description of the event made it sound a lot worse than it actually was, OKAY?! ... Still... there must be something we can do.
Not wanting to speak much in front of Inari, Gail tugs at Mikoto to get his attention then whispers something to him.
... ... Hey, Inari? What if we made a giant slingshot...
Really now? You know it's a good idea when it starts with a sentence like that...
Well, the slingshot part isn't totally necessary. Point is, we jon't hafe to get over there ourselves, so can we get something over there? Possibly by throwing it?
Maybe it will get targeted, but I suppose it's worth a shot. ... No pun intended.
Mikoto held Gail's paw and started looking around the area.
We could probably use those two trees over there as a frame for the slingshot...
You actually want to make a slingshot? You do remember we're demigods, right? We can just throw stuff and it would probably be much more effective.
But don't you know? Making a slingshot is more 'creative' and thus more powerful.
Wait... ... hear... ...
Gail was the first to hear the Moog city announcement and shifted a little closer to Mikoto, fearing the name. Also hearing the voice, Mikoto scans for nearby thought processes. However, I have no idea whether this will actually find anything until next turn.
Don't worry, Gail. ... Um... If anyone can hear us, we're just going build a slingshot. ... Let's see... We'll need some cloth for a parachute and some stuff to actually send. We'll look around and see what we can fi-
Getting annoyed by this, Inari interrupted him.
Ugh... It's like you're trying to make things difficult. I have powers over growth, you know. How about we just use that?
She waves her paw towards a mostly bare patch of grass and has a small field of cotton springs up before promptly harvests itself and weaves itself into a large, thin sheet.
You're no fun, you know that?
Gee, thanks for applying some of your divine powers in a practical way, Inari.
Are you feeling okay? Because it seems like you're talking to yourself.
Shut up and make a parachute.
Commands:
Cuarc: __, __, __
Leictreon: PZ , GS, GS
Cuarc and Leictreon use matter transfer to give matter to Leictreon.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [I actually made 2 posts in a turn!]
Inari uses more of her growth related power to create food and two well spaced trees for the slingshot. Gail and Mikoto both work on a box to fill with said food then attach a parachute to. To make sure it doesn't unfurl prematurely, Mikoto ties the cloth to the crate with a little thread of darkfire, which doesn't necessarily burn things. After summoning a darkfire rope to serve as the sling, Mikoto sets up the slingshot and works with Inari to pull it back.
Gah... Ready? I think this is as far as it will go without preaking.
You're right. On three. One... two... THREE! GO!
They both release at the same time and launch the crate over the various walls of death. After it reaches its zenith and gets a good distance, Mikoto dispells the darkfire on the crate, unfurling the parachute.
... Now what?
We hafe to wait to see if it does anything.
Relevance Line:
I'll actually save this story for later... Especially because I'll probably know how to write it better later on...
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (YERS!), Glyph of Mana lvl 6, Glyph of Life lvl 8
(Paper && Rose Red Ink) || (Potion of Instant Health && Potion of Regeneration && Golden Apple) = Glyph of Life DONE
(Paper && Cactus Green Ink) || (Sapling && Grass) = Glyph of Growth 2/?
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento DONE
A golden amulet with a split diamond gem set into it and is bound by a simple leather rope. Half of the gem is tinted lighter, half is tinted darker. Wearing it doesn't really protect from any physical attacks, but it does inspire the wearer to greater deeds. It reminds you why you fight. And in that way, it does protect against attacks by letting you push through them. It's particularly helpful against mental attacks.
Also, I'm equipping said Adventure Memento as a form of defense for Inari. Right now, the Armor of Light is technically acting as her weapon.
Got +1, plus another 3 for all. +1 to Mythic, +2 to Pricey.
The Sword 11/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 11/50 (Assisted by: Tazz +3)
A Flower 1/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 1/50
Assisting in: "To save the Earth, one charge point at a time"
\==ACTIONS==/
-Player Actions-
Charging: The Sword 11/50
I Charge the Minigun once more.
\==STORY/RP==/
Now, all the glowing stones collided then a blast. Out of the smoke. It formed a sword in the process. In did not look like any other sword, but it's unique. One of a kind.
XSlayer300 continues to think of the world.
I don't like this any longer. I have to fight back.
A faint translucent silhouette of a figure appears on the Battlefield, taller than the highest of Endermen. He appears to be wearing something that you can't quite make out yet.
Why don't I tell you all a story?
Enjoy a little time off Revan. I shall use this post.
Long, long ago, when there was nothing...
The Battlefield flickers, and fades away into total darkness, total nothingness.
Everyone on the Battlefield lies within this emptiness, some are surprised, others are calm, a few are even amused
They hover in an area empty, the only beings left in their infinite sight save the "Voice"'s Silhouette
Long before the Narrative and the Conflict. There was nothing... But in the nothingness lurked us. Before there was, we existed.
Still abominations flicker projected into existence, as if highlighted by some spotlight. A vaguely clam like monster with many appendages and an eyeless face in it center. A collection of glowing spheres constantly fluctuating in size which seem to be almost infinite. A sickly green flame that casts no shadow. A cluster of multi-colored two dimensional shapes constantly flickering changing in impossible ways, which move erratically A woman in a green cloak. A planet sized reddish brown orb...
And a Man in a black longcoat which reminds you dimly of an aristocrat. There is a golden crown with dozens of points tied to his side by what looks like a very smooth rope. Unlike the rest the of the Man's face can't be made out from the Darkness.
The Silhouette of the "Voice" steps into the man, a perfect fit. The Man(?) is suddenly visible. You can see its face, it was something that should have been left in the dark
It has a mass of black, smooth tendrils where flesh should have been, a writhing faceless parody of a human head. It straightens its white bloodstained ascot before bowing humbly to all of you and speaking as the "Voice".
We are the Outer Gods. We were there when all Universes were created. We remember ones where it exploded into existence, other created, some Universes were by our design. We even remember a man who wanted to be called TT sat down at computer in December.
However, my... kin would be the word, prefer to watch passively or sleep and pretend that existence is merely a bad dream.
Eyes fill the Nothingness, trained upon every entity, player, and godmodder .
I'm more hands on.
The Abominations and the eyes fade as hands push through the nothingness delivering a flurry of blows, scratches and attempts to hold Uzi down. It doesn't matter how many she kills as more push through replacing them. Hundreds become thousands. Uzi is eventually forced to defend herself becoming overwhelmed.
Thousands become millions.
It gets to the point you can't see UserZero. Only barely audible sounds of a struggle can be heard.
I'd laugh but I believe it is bad taste to laugh at ones own jokes...
UzerZero emerges from the swarm of hands, butchering the hands by the droves until she's freed of them. She's gained a gash or two and looks quite pissed.
The Nothingness has served its purpose and becomes the Battlefield once more.
I am Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos. I salute my opponents and hope their deaths are painful. To my... friends is that the word? Hello.
To you all I hope our meeting in a few more turns will be... fun.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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regarding the Earth issue:
Canonically speaking, earth was perfectly intact by the time of DTG2 despite being destroyed here. Assuming the players coming back in time is a normal part of the timeline (as otherwise Uzi would just stomp Richard), no major deviations have been made from the universe of DTG2.... Meaning that earth was restored between DTG0 and DTG1. And i'm not referring to whatever summons we make- it's nigh impossible for us to resummon the entire population, and the US is clearly shown as existent in DTG2, meaning that earth's population was mostly likely restored, as a pop of 350m would be impossible to summon with the games timeframe.
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = ???. 1/???, lv ???
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Edit on 2-23-16: i love swapping out perfectly normal attacks for major things.
i add 10 D13's to the D15x3, and reduce the value of the D15's to D13's, and add another D13 as a sort of attack determination when i finally invest the 50 or so charages to give it power. I justify this by pointing out that because they have no powers, they are currently a perfectly normal group of dice, changing the D15x3 into the D13x13 + D13 Attack Determination dice. Due to the unenchanted nature of the d15x3, this does not effect it's leve.
i pick up the Annoying Dog and place it in my inventory, and since its about to die, i also put the Toby Dog inside my inventory. Might want to keep them around for a few attacks.
Annoying Dog Get!
Toby Dog Get!
i assume their levels will be zero, but set them as you wish.
Meanwhile, i give Irecreeper the Fabric Of Code- The Fabric the annoying dog patched in Patch Quilt. The holes in it are growing, and the dog might have to work harder to patch it. It might be a while before you can fight the dog who was sleeping on it- Oh, wait, you already did.
Note that i only pick the toby dog up if he dies this round. Otherwise, he will continue to attack the hyperstorm.
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Does trying to kill uninvolved civilians for a bit of power make me evil?
(Any actions beyond this point are future battlefury.)
....
I forcefully murder Cushonmantis, bypassing his player invincblity with the power of everyone not liking this attack of his.
Then, Future Battlefury ensures the missiles Cushonmantis fail to reach their target
===Charged Action:32/32 battlefury needs backspace proofing he just lost this post to backspace and now its taking forever to reload send help.
I quickly realize the Imperator's shield being down and its fortification being gone, as well as Uzr0's atk on the control panels nullify's this actions usefulness, with the previously featured summon of Chara now being more useless than useful. I take this oppertunity to create a massive anti-cooking virus that will attack the Imperator.
[PZ AZ] Anti-cooking Virus
Virus Power 100%. Disguised as a AZ. Gains Virus Power due to damaging the Imperator.
Within the Imperator's coding, and therefore cannot be damaged without minor damage to the Imperator.
Double action at the end and beginning of the EOTB. Dies with the Imperator. Reduces the Imperator's integrity with each attack. Can null the Imperator's actions.
Special: [|||] That Doesn't Look Important: Deals actual damage along with extra integrity.
Special: Delete System34: [|||||}: Deletes the imperator's operating system, stunning it and causing massive integrity damage.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Realistic Physics Gun: A gun that works by suddenly causing realistic physics to apply to the target. Effects are based on what the realistic physics says happens in such a case.
I point out that UserZero missed the fact that there WERE 5 ambushes in the overall attack, with the last one cleverly put in the next post to make it more effective. This shocking use of meta-confusion apparently escaped the first jury, but with a proper explanation the second jury should otherthrow it on appeal. If they don't for that, I use the unclean hands principle (namely the fact that a MASS GORRILAING MURDERER should not be able to protect himself using whatever corrupt excuse for a legal system her courts are).
EXOS: Crusher48! Emergency! Something jammed my systems! The hyperstorm is defenseless!
Fudge. I get over to the Hyperstorm in a desperate attempt to save it, but it is too late: the hyperstorm takes extreme damage with no AI able to direct it to dodge attacks. Luckily, it had a decent amount of shields and was able to sustain the bombardment with 70% hull integrity remaining. To prevent more jamming from happening again, I get on board and pilot it to give it increased evasion.
Crusher48: Okay, how did something hack your systems? Only the Narrative itself could- oh gorilla.
EXOS: Yes, something extremely powerful hacked into and overrided my systems. That sort of action would have probably broken the OP Scale too much for even a godmodder to attempt it (maybe a 50 post charge could have done it, but absolutely no one tried it), so it would either be The Narrative, The Conflict, or the First Guardian.
Crusher48: The first guardian? He would have ZERO reason to interfere in the game.
EXOS: I think he got a little too annoyed with that thing you did a few pages ago.
Crusher48: The whole point of that was to bring attention to that sort of issue. Given that he had to actually address it, it looked like it worked.
EXOS: Yes, and he addressed it by nuking the AI in the Hyperstorm.
Crusher48: YOU said we would not need to add a Cataclysm Shield to protect the Hyperstorm against unfair stuff like this. My last few big summons had them, and guess what? No one was able to pull stuff like this.
EXOS: The Cataclysm Shields operate based on creating tons of paradoxes if an unfair thing happens (such as a Curse railroading the entity out of the plot). UserZero nullifies millions of paradoxes regularly. Besides, the one time they should have worked (namely, when the Perfect Sphere was trying to protect you against Psi-Scratch's auto-kill), they were "overwhelmed" by him anyways. They were not worth the effort of adding.
Crusher48: Okay, you may have a point there. Namely, that NOTHING stops The Narrative and his dark side The Conflict. NOTHING.
EXOS: The First Guardian said it was possible to change our fate with enough effort.
Crusher48: Here's the thing: the First Guardian has powers far greater than UserZero, right?
EXOS: The First Guardian is unable to kill you IRL or blow up a planet.
Crusher48: Yes, but they can outright ban something with absolutely NO way to stop it whatsoever. You do know of the Pricey incident, right?
EXOS: Vaguely. Twinbuilder did a fairly good job of retconning that out of existence.
Crusher48: Point is, despite everything Pricey tried to fight back against it, Twinbuilder was still able to retroactively eliminate him from existence. UserZero is CLEARLY not capable of it (given that if she was she would just ban any enemy that she can't kill), and not even Psi-Scratch, the most powerful normal being in existence, could stop it.
EXOS: Yes, yes, the First Guardian is apparently the most powerful being in existence. So what?
Crusher48: UserZero was a far bigger jerk than I was. SHE BLEW UP A PLANET! Blowing up a planet just because the people on it are trapped in your server and desperately fighting for their lives is pretty much the ultimate form of being a jerk. Yet instead, Tazz ignores that and goes after me. Yes, that statement probably was out of line, but I certainly didn't kill an entire planet!
EXOS: Half a planet, technically. The other half were "saved" by the Avatar Effect.
Crusher48: Here's an analogy for you. One giant MegaCorp has a horribly designed factory that kills half of its workers within a year, the other factory is a small one desperately trying to compete with the MegaCorp but that ended up making a small safety error, once. If you were an OSHA inspector, you would go after both of them, but go after the MegaCorp far more. But in this case, our inspector ignores the MegaCorp and goes after the little guy directly.
EXOS: There could be several reasons for this.
Crusher48: Yes, there are several potential reasons. The possible cases are:
Incapability: Tazz is flat out unable to go after UserZero (the factory is immune to inspection by corrupt law in the country)
Possible, but remember that Tazz could probably outright say "UserZero dies" and kill UserZero if he wanted to.
Impracticality: Tazz could go after UserZero, but it would waste all his time and it would be much easier to target the small targets they can actually reasonably deal with (the factory has hundreds of lawyers capable of dragging any case against them out for 5 years)
More likely. After all, Twinbuilder at full strength was only able to stall for time against the Incarnate, but could at least do something to help when forced to.
Bribery: Tazz is being bribed by UserZero (the factory inspector is being bribed by the factory)
Barring Update Terminal hacking (which is outright impossible, right?), Tazz does not take bribes. He probably wouldn't even take IRL bribes if it came down to it.
Narrative Importance: UserZero is more important to the narrative than I am, so she gets away with things (the factory is the Big Bad's factory, and it getting away with stuff like this is the whole point of the movie)
Probably the reason why. Big Bads always get away with stuff while the hero breaks the rules once and gets hosed for it.
Unaware: Tazz is somehow unaware of UserZero's antics and how they break the rules (the factory inspector never actually inspects the factory, and no one complains because plot holes)
He could have been unaware that his "don't be a jerk" rule applies, but odds are that was because the rule didn't exist until you made Tazz add it.
EXOS: So the most likely reason is because the Big Bad gets away with things when the heroes don't, but other reasons could be playing a role. Hopefully he will clarify that. But whatever you do, do NOT try that sort of jerkery again. Next time, he just might ban you.
Crusher48: Anyways, I have to summon the Avenger (not the Avengers, comic book fans), fly the Hyperstorm, and continue research-no wait, research is YOUR job, EXOS.
18/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time (+2 Revan, Note to self: Nullitor, Speedon, Pit, and Battlefury making own Charge)
+1 Crystalcat, Ire, Twin
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 5/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Star's reinforced Phone II Nintendium: Star's Armored Phone 5/6
Prevents more than 2 damage to be done to Star's phone per turn. Vital for intelligence gathering.
Defibrillator && Magic Thorn: Pain Link 7/7
*Ding!*
"Oh, the microwave's done! I guess the Pain Link is done as well."
I tip over one of the PZ tombstones, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, and hits the ground.
Subtract one "that dominos into another PZ tombstone," per PZ tombstone that was killed before my post this turn.
After that, I put on some gloves, take a blade out of a portal, and stare at it as if I would never be happy again.
On it is one word:
PAIN
"Also, forgot to do this earlier: the 2nd Gatekepeper defeated song. Twitchy was part Skarmory, right? 2nd gen Pokemon, so let's go with this."
"Crusher, I think a reason is because it's Uzi's job to be a jerk. Your job is to defeat her, not to be a jerk."
Real talk here, so I'm dropping the gray text. I wasn't in one of my better moods at the time, due to discovering the screwing around with my things that you and someone else were doing behind my back without consulting me first - it's a wonder I didn't unleash a swear torrent. It was far too serious a moment for me to even bother ruining the gravity of either of my posts with a /null at the end of them. I SO do not want to be given additional frustrations due to something as petty as this. You're not the only one with problems, as much as it may probably feel like that's the case over on your end.
I personally don't feel a /null draws away from too much gravity, personally. Also, really, DTG is partially about that (the "Come on! Really?" reaction) Rarely do I go out of my way to be a massive jerk to someone, BUT I will hold to the rules that could be used to inconvenience a player as hard as any rules lawyer. This was a principal of DTG going back to when it was made-after all, if you can't follow the rules, why SHOULD you be allowed to act? You're fighting a rules lawyering, godmodding-out-of-his-rear-end opponent who will take advantage of ANYTHING to escape damage and get ahead-and considering you're fighting one no matter which faction you're on, well, what did you expect? In other words, yes, the godmodding thing is VERY meta. Really though, given your reasoning I've refunded you-not in an actual action that round (though that also means your action didn't get COUNTED so sans did slightly less total party wiping), but I did give you a basic 20,000 burst damage bomb to use whenever without multitasking debuffs to damage.
...No I am not refunding your actions if you forget this a second time, gravity or not. Given that I've addressed this in advance, you're not getting a lick of sympathy from me if you forget to null this one after-the-fact. For that matter, continued argument about this on the main thread instead of the Forge is going to start pushing the rules about following the MCForum rules, namely about not being overly-disruptive.
1: It is fairly certain the godmodders are infiltrating the update terminal to mess with people.
2: You forgot to null that one too. Enjoy having no posts next round as well!
/null because I actually remember to do it
1: I already said this in private, but if that actually happened we'd have SERIOUS problems. I mean 'you are suddenly massively depowered and UserZero perma-kills you all on the spot from an overwhelming Killaura, game over' level problems.
2: Again, editing exists.
3: That little comment is extremely insulting, mate, and while I just said I usually don't go out of my way to be a jerk, this is definitely an exception as you've definitely gone out of your way to be one without really contributing anything to that discussion. This deserves special circumstances. I'd feel this would be grounds to honestly ban you straight-up, but I'll wait until this becomes a repetetive problem for that. For now, GS is gonna have a bad day this EoTB...Hyperstorm's Clairvoyance passive is nullified for the round's EoTB! I repeat, it effectively does NOT have a dodge chance now!
We're polite around here, if nothing else.
In any case, the first page was updated, so huzzah for that. Also, sour about updates-there is a SMALL (like microscopic) chance I kicstart an update early on Wednesday after this.
EXOS does not +1 all GS players, his signals jammed by Crusher48's rudeness. Yes. Also, Homulilly and the Haunt's corpses spawn Tombstones because Decayed Land, as does the Disembodied Heart and the remains of the Mechsuit, bringing the total up to 5. Then, the mad insanity of the barrage made by sans causes quite a few things to die-Namely, everything not named Mega Fatty, who took an astronomical 169,000 damage! This also means 3 more AZ Tombstones spawn!
sans, after his spectacular performance, kneels, the OP Scale judging that level of combo to be too OP and forcing him to take a breather until next turn, starting right now. The Snowball and Love immediately rush to the Battlefield to not miss the turn!
The Hyperstorm fires at the Imperator with it's EMP Cannon, dealing 5,000 damage to it's HP bar and 12,500 damage (and also adds a stack of Haywire, which is basically an ATK Down as described), then nails a Fusion Lance shot, which literally obliterates all the Fortification stacks instantly AND deals 15,000 damage to the Void Shields, though the Shattering effect was kind of nerfed after obliterating THAT much Fortification and hasn't done much else. Of course, being Inverted, it's all healing, BUT that's still fortification gone and a stack of Haywire (and you haven't healed the main chassis too much).
The 1st Gateway spawns in 2 Shroob Bruisers, who immediately start Bodyguarding the 1st Gate! Their stats are buffed by the 2nd Gate, enabling a 125% rate of countering (among other things).
The Toby Dog attacks the Hyperstorm twice, dealing 10% Integrity damage in total! Integrity damage will work pretty simply: The percentile of integrity is equal to the random number roll that, if surpassed in quantity, will cause a random negative effect to happen. Rolls are made (a) upon Integrity damage and (b) every turn. The Hyperstorm rolls 42 and 14, neither of which are anywhere near high enough, so it's OK...For now. Toby Dog then gets crushed by Dreamy Bowser-he's still got his interesting 'can't miss but can be parried' trick to his attacks. Toby Dog takes 20,000 damage! The remaining two gifts suddenly grow fuses that then light-if you want a present you might want to grab one now. Or not. The Nightmare wails on the Hyperstorm for 10,500 damage to its shields, gaining +3,500 ATK in the process. Dr. Boom uses Let the Fun Begin and Remote Detonation, spawning 10 Boombots...But they spawned so quickly they can't get into position, so Remote Detonate's alt. effect kicks in and gives him another point of charge. Hoo boy. Yuzita nails a 20,000 damage code laser at the Hyperstorm's Shields-it's code-based nature forces another Integrity Check (but no Integrity damage), resulting in 23 and still nothing...The Shroobs just kind of stand around with little to really do.
Dark Bowser has already attacked the 1st entity who attacked a GS entity (in this case, Toby Dog attacking the Hyperstorm), so yeah. Minmaxnificent does an ultra-powerful flex that creates a sonic shockwave, obliterating Snowball and Tennis Ball from the cast of BFDI! Dr. Boggle keeps practicing on SCP-882, creating a portal to the elemental plane of metal to dump a ton of Metal elementals on him, restoring him by 20,000 HP! -STRIKE THE EARTH- performs the titular action (Striking the Earth, not Destroying the Godmodder, let's be clear) and slams his shovel into the dirt! WIth one swift motion, he brings up the might of the earth to capsize upon Dialga! Spongy throws himself at it, however, taking a 30,000 strength-boosted damage! They all lose their buffs. SCP-882 summons 3 Maxwellites, then inflicts 3 stacks of Call Of Mekhane upon Dialga 3 times (Disembodied Heart no longer existent), causing it to proc the Mekhane Pain (as I will call it), dealing an IMMEDIATE 20,000 damage! The members of the Broken Church get to work; the Neo-Mekhanites throw some bars of Iron into SCP-882 to give it +5,000 HP; The Cogwork Legates and Maxwellists, meanwhile, just wail on Spongey (who's meat-shielding Dialga) for 10,000 damage (hey, their 'god' is targeting it)!
Ultra Greed purchases and uses Bling Cleansing for 24 Pennies (note: Bling Cleansing's generation of pennies isfrom 7 to 12 as it technically is hitting 1 and 3 targets at the same time), then immediately uses it, smashing a golden glob into Dreamy Bowser for 25,000 damage, and then having the other blobs trail off and smash into all 3 GS players at once for 3 damage each-10,000 damage from each attack being attributed to Good Eats! His Keepers fire at the Hyperstorm, dealing only 5,000 damage to its shield. Curac and Leictreon NOW use Matter Transfer, giving Leictreon all of Curac's matter! Do note: The matter's order is REVERSED from Curac's, so Leicteron will dispose of GS matter first if it comes to that. Asterism flips to Sound Mode and uses Black Key, smiting Mega Fatty, Conservation and the Hulk for 15,000 damage each, and Love for only 2 because of armor. He then heals Ultra Greed for 30,000 HP! Dialga uses Dragon Claw on SCP-882, opting to somehow remotely channel the energies rather than risk his (metal) claws being absorbed, dealing a (call-reduced) 15,000 damage!
From the BFDI crew, Eraser, Leafy, Fiery, Match and Ice Cube step up! Eraser misses, while the other four manage 22,500 damage to the Hulk! Maurice's power over Pepperjack cheese enables him to fire-breathe all over the Hyperstorm, which manages to penetrate the shield to do 15,000 damage to Hyperstorm itself! Fenris guards. Star's phone continues recording...Zarod uses Grasping Dead on Yuzita (mechsuit down!), gripping her with a massive skeletal hand! She isn't harmed but her immobility means she can't dodge and she'll take minicrit damage due to the grip amplifying the damage of the wound! Light Magician gains 4 SP then uses 2 SP to heal Ultra Greed for 12,500 HP! The Nuclear Throne unleashes Nuclear Fission, slamming Dr. Boggle with a series of radiating orbs, which damage him for 2 HP and Radiates him! Half of the attack, aimed at -STRIKE THE EARTH,- was absorbed by the stone barricades.
Not being ordered, but guessing their master's orders based off of the Imperator, the Tombstones rush up and swiftly obliterate the Shroob Bruisers (owch), with one Tombstone taking 7,800 damage (well, 7,812 but really, 12 damage isn't anything for them). this spawns another Tombstone! The Imperator itself deals 37,500 damage to the Shield (Haywire, curse thee!), and Gordon Ramsay finishes it off!...Considering the Imperator can penetrate and ignore the shield, I question this move tactically, but you specified the Sheild, so oh well! The Wizened Hag begins showcasing her cooking skills and throws Mega Fatty Into the Pot! This'll cause him to take damage until he somehow gets out of there!
The World's Best Minecraft player finishes his drink of Milk, curing him of Blindness! That's his action, though. Not-Verdana respawns, entering Phase 2, where he's now able to channel more elements! Sadly, that's ALSO his action! The Hulk gets peeved off at BFDI's cast and SMASHES his way through the ranks, killing Spongy and Teardrop-he also tries to hit Ice Cube but he's quick on the draw and dodges (A note: the entire cast of BDFI will have to die if a Tombstone wants to spawn)! With all twenty of the roughly-now-zero-ninja's dead, Conservation of Ninjutsu unveils a secret buff: His Minicrit chance goes up to 10% with all of them dead! He showcases this by dealing a Minicritted 45,000 damage to Dr. Boom! Mega Fatty can't do much except attack the Pot, but his massive girth proves suitable for the task, dealing 20,000 damage! He takes 5,000 damage from the Pot's boiling heat, which means 5,000 life has been sapped! The Snowball gains 1,000 HP and 100 attack, then, recalling another 'Snowball' in the BFDI and thinking of a potential imposer, rolls over to inspect! This leads to a series of events wherein he ultimately kills Leafy. Love reminds everyone that, yes, Love hurts, and deals 16,000 damage to the Hyperstorm's shields!
The Pro-Zero Tombstones all take odd-looking devices and tinker with them a bit. A few of you recognize them as...Oh my. Those are Jihad bombs-they'll kill themselves to do a super suicide attack! They don't use them just YET, though-they opt to first smash the vulnerable Hyperstorm up while they have the chance! Half of their attacks go through shield, and they deal a total of 18,000 to the shield and 13,000 to the hull!
Richard +2s Talist and Bomber57, then does a massive leap to the heavens, performs several acrobatic twists and turns, and pulls a 3-point landing...Directly on top of the Pro-Zero Tombstones, killing three!
UserZero +4s all Pro-Zero players, raising the Snowball's HP and ATK up by 4,000 and 400 respectively! UserZero then tosses Vein Matters into the sky, covering it with Healing Majjyks! Before anyone can witness what's going on, she charges her fist full of the energies of Repair, then flash-stepps in front of the Imperator and delivers a Megaton punch with that fist sending it skybound, JUST to where the flying ax is! But wait, there's more! UserZero leaps up after, grabbing Vein Matters and proceeding to relentlessly slash away at the Imperator, blow after relentless blow...Which is all covered in healing majjyks, allowing it to obliterate all of the Imperator's Void Shields and dealing 100,000 damage! She then rushes to the exposed 2nd Gate, obliterating the Control Panel! As technically all GS entities are under her control, they immediately gain the benefits! Sigmatw inspects the damage to the panel...Just as he does so, the gateway's controls glow a mysterious blue! He tries to touch them, but finds that he can't! It appears that there was a defensive feature installed in case of high damage, only able to be reverted by a TAT officer. Who are all notoriously dead, meaning the buff will last on all of the PZ entities, and ONLY the ones right now, until death, at which point this thing is useless (and will be removed) Finally, she quickly restores 30,000 HP to every PZ entity below 2/3rds HP!...So, Mega Fatty and the World's Best Minecraft Player.
sans is taking his breather. The Decayed Land restores itself, turning itself into Purified (and thus plain) land! The entity advantage is squarely in AZ court, and thus they push back the PZs by 10 blocks!
Hey, guys! Bringing back an old favorite: The Itinerary! Simple enough to use: If you know your faction but don't know what to do, look at this handy thing and you can get a sense of the basic goals for the faction is-short and long. If a certain task requires Great Effort, I'll mention it.
The Initernary:
[ALL]: Restore Earth! (Great Effort!)
[ALL]: Consider drawing cards from the Deck! They have powerful abilities!
[GS]: Defend sans! His DPS is insane and if Richard kills him, he'll rank up!
[GS]: Destroy the Imperator! It's incredible abilities are blostering the AZ line!
[GS]: Defend the Hyperstorm! It's extremely powerful!
[GS]: Destroy the Tombstones before they Suicide!
[GS]: Destroy the barrier at the pouter perimiter so you can contact the other players! (Effort!)
[AZ]: Protect the Imperator! It's abilities and powers are extremely potent!
[AZ]: Destroy the Hyperstorm! It's evasive/offesnive abilities are too great to ignore!
[AZ]: Kill the Pro-Zero Tombstones before they suicide!
[AZ]: Weaken sans so Richard can rank up. He's too strong and too determined to sway.
[AZ]: Defend Star's Phone so it can gather evidence against UserZero!
[AZ]: Destroy the barrier at the outer perimiter so you can contact the other players! (Effort!)
[AZ]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[AZ]: Defend Godmodder477!
[AZ]: Destory UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy the Imperator! It's incredible abilities are blostering the AZ line!
[PZ]: Destroy Star's Phone! It's gathering evidence against your actions!
[PZ]: Defend the Tombstones so they can suicide!
[PZ]: Destroy the Hyperstorm! It's evasive/offesnive abilities are too great to ignore!
[PZ]: Destroy sans before Richard can rank up!
[PZ]: Stop anyone from reaching Yggdasil!
[PZ]: Defend UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy Godmodder477!
Terrain: Purified Land. No effect.
Weather: N/A
[GS-BOSS] Hyperstorm: 72,000/100,000 HP (-5,000 all incoming). 30,500/100,000 Shields (+25,000 per turn). Integrity: 90%. Hyper Evasive (50%, +1% per 1,000 damage in incoming attack, -1% per 5,000 damage aimed per turn). Double-Action. Psi Core (requires Pilot): 0. Pilot: N/A. Gravity Cannon: II Weath Ray: III Hardened shields: [III][III][III] Actions: EMP Imperator, followed with Fusion Lance.
[???] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 3/12. Discard Pile: Empress, 2 of Spades, Joker, Death, Chaos. YES, you can draw this now, as a Focused action. Discarded cards are gone for good! Drawn Cards: 2 of Hearts (Pit), 2 of Clubs (X-Slayer), Emperor (Toast)
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block when at 1 HP). Summoning: IIIII
[N] 2nd Gateway: "Indestructible." Control Panel busted! Giving +25% HP, Def and Atk to Mega Fatty, Verdana, Love, The World's Best Minecraft Player, The Hulk, The PZ Tombstones, The Snowball, and Conservation of Ninjutsu!
[N] Toby Dog 9,000/100,000 HP. 100% Integrity. Does Integrity damage. Double Action! Rewrite: III Patch Quilt: III,
[N] The Nightmare: 8/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 10,500) Nightmare Crystal: 5,000/5,000 HP x1.
[N] Dr. Boom: 105,000/200,000 HP. Double-Action! THE FINAL COUNTBOMB: IIIII Boombots: 500/500 x10.
[N] Shroob Juice Boys: 6,250/6,250 HP x5. Pump them Up: II
[N] The Contract: Releases powerful forces of Revolution when the Government is destroyed...The latter is not present. Until then, invincible.
[GS] Dark Dreamy Bowser: 52,500/90,000 HP (Multiplier: .75; 1.50 when Right arm is out). Left Arm: 0/13,500 HP. Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead) Entity Grab: II (cant charge while not there!) Right Arm: 0/17,800 HP. Guards Dark Bowser's weakpoints! Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead!) Triple action altogether-shorten it by removing his limbs! Shy Guy Airtub Summoning: IIIII Dreamy Minion Horde Summoning: IIIIIIII Action: Counterattack against first attacker against GS!
[GS-PL] TheMinMaxnificent18STR: 20/20 HP. Real Man: III
[GS-PL] Dr.Omnidisciplinaryman McMindboggle: 18/20 HP. Radiation: III PhD in EVERYTHING: III
[GS-PL] -STRIKE THE EARTH-: 20/20 HP. FOR SHOVELRY: III
[GS] SCP-882: 43,000/120,000 HP. Inflicts Call of MEKHANE instead of attacking. Action: Inflict Call upon Dialga, as the Disembodied Heart left the building. Spawns members of the Broken Church per turn.
[GS] Stone Barricades: 1/1 x2 HP. Has a 20% chance to block attacks for a GS entity (not cumulative!)
[GS] Broken Church: (will go on a rampage if SCP-882 is killed).
Neo-Mekhanites: 1,000/1,000 HP x 35. HP. Bent on healing SCP-882!
Cogwork Legates: 1,000/1,000 HP x 30. Bent on self-heals and HP buff!
Maxwelllists: 1,000/1,000 HP x 33. Bent on attacking!
[AZ] Asterism: 84,000/200,000 HP. Flips between Sight and Sound mode. Mode: Sight. Good Eats: II Spectra: II (Sight) Sinewave: II (Sound): Monochrome: III (Sight) Tone Deaf: III (Sound). The Vox: IIIIII
[AZ] Dialga: 180,000/200,000 HP. Primal Reverts at 50% HP! Bodyguarded by Spongy! Roar of Time: III Call of Mekhane: IIIII
[AZ] Entire Cast of Battle for Dream Island:
Firey: HP: 10,000/10,000. Gives Match a 40% attack bonus on every turn they are both alive, however, gives Coiny a 20% attack nerf on every turn they are both alive.
Match: HP: 8,000/8,000. Gets a 40% attack bonus from Firey on every turn they are both alive. Gives Pencil a 20% damage reduction on every turn they are both alive.
Pencil: HP: 10,000/10,000. Friendship!: IIII
Flower: HP: 10,000/10,000. Cannot Miss, but can't have any defense buffs.
Pen: HP: 10,000/10,000. Gets a 30% attack buff from Blocky every turn they are both alive, and gives every BFDI cast member that's alive a 10% dodge chance.
Bubble: HP: 3,000/4,000. Takes 1,000 damage from Pin every turn they are both alive.
Coiny: HP: 10,000/10,000. Gets a 20% attack nerf from Fiery every turn they are both alive, but is always placed first in the Recovery Queue.
Needle: HP: 10,000/10,000
Ice Cube: HP: 1,000/1,000. Has a 75% dodge rate. Can I Join Your Alliance?: IIII
Eraser: HP: 10,000/10,000. Cannot be damaged for more than 5,000 damage in a turn, but has a 50% chance to miss.
[AZ] Maurice Altara, The Man Who Is Obsessed with Cheese: 175,000/200,000 HP. Action: Attack the Hyperstorm!
[AZ] Fenris Sun-Eater: 180,000/180,000 HP. Very Evasive (30%). Crimson heartbeat: II Burning Red: III Ruby Mind Eater: IIII Counters all missed attacks. Action: Guard!
[AZ] Star's Phone: 10/10. Can only take 4 damage per attack. Gathers data against UserZero until death! Data collection: 2 turns worth of info thus far.
[AZ] Zarod: 200,000/200,000 HP. Grasping Dead: II Maggot Spit: IIII Strangle: III Execute: IIIIIII
[AZ] crystalcat: 15/20 HP. +2 AC (Guarding!) Ante Matter: 53,000/100,000.
[AZ] Toast: 20/20 HP. Red: 1 Yellow: 1 Blue: 1.
[AZ] Tombstone: 30,000/30,000 HP x7; 22,200/30,000 HP x1.
[AZ-BOSS] Chef-Class Imperator Titan: 197,000/390,000 HP + 10,000 Regen (I) Void Shields: 0/100,000 HP +20,000 HP per turn (can be penetrated). Penetrative, Airborn. Doubled Buff Duration (for new buffs)! Plasma Annihilator: IIII IRON CHEF: IIIIII. Inverted: I Haywire x1 (-25% ATK): II. Action: Attack the 2nd Gateway!
[AZ-BOSS] Alton Brown. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Good Eats: IIII
[AZ-BOSS] Gordon Ramsay. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Attack increases every turn. (ATK Increase: 22,500) Action: Attack the 2nd Gateway!
[AZ-BOSS] Emril Lagasse. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Guest Star: III Activated: Wizened Hag.
[AZ] Wizened Hag (Guest Star): 125,000/125,000 HP. Into the Pot: IIII Taste the Stew: III Tenderize: II Seasoned to Perfection: IIIIIIII
[AZ] Hag's Cauldron (Guest Star): 155,000/175,000 HP. Life Absorbed: 5,000 HP. Trapping Mega Fatty!
[PZ] The World's Best Minecraft Player: 23/25 HP. Extremely adept at dodging! Penetrating!
[PZ] The Hulk: 262,500/300,000 HP. Evasive (20%). 5% chance to attack teammates. Action:
[PZ-PL] Conservation_of_Ninjutsu: 14/25 HP. Really High attack. Evasive (20%) Minicrit chance (5%). Gains buffs to attack and defense as the above entity loses members! Lost members = 20/20. Smoke Bombs: III
[PZ] Mega Fatty: 98,000/275,000 HP.
[PZ] The Snowball: 156,250/156,250 HP. ATK Buff: 500. Gains attack and HP (current and max) per turn! Can accept +1 (per post) to do so faster!
[PZ] Love: 48/50 HP, 1 Armor. Mass Heal: III Arrow Rain: III Rebirth: IIIII
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 15/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] Tombstones: 36,500/37,500 HP x9; Suiciding next turn!
[AZ-ฮณ] Godmodder477: 26/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 112/150 HP.
[GS-ฮ] sans: 5/5 HP. Aggrivatingly Evasive (133%). Current Target: N/A Current Pattern: N/A
Distance to Yggdrasil: 3930.
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: RECHARGING. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: RECHARGING. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||]Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||]Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
Telum Warded Jar && Blacksmith's Briefcase = The Weaponcase (7/8)
Lux Warded Jar && Brightsteel = Luminite (5/9)
Invidia Warded Jar && Rune of Envy && SCP-1133-5 && 2x Electrum Shears = Twin Shears of Leviathan (4/13)
Module Action
Module Descriptions
- - : Generating light level 40.
- - : 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into , 5,000 EMC into .
- - : 46,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring no EMC.
- - : Condensing nothing. 34,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from .
- - : Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from .
- - : Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to .
- - : 734,818/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from . Transferring 106 EU per post to .
- - : Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from .
- - : Being powered and operated by .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (34/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (22/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (19/50) (+1 all from Tazz)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Storypost
29 March 2013
Dimension ้ขจโตะ-710
Room 7400 (Auditorium)
Several HLV Units stood around the room holding microphones. "Alright, ready? 3... 2... 1..."
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I cast Include Storypost in Attack Power and proceed to grab a hammer. The hammer glows with the power of something humans were not meant to understand and a giant Didymium Taco falls onto the Hyperstorm.
Lo and behold! The update on this game is complete! If only my computer were this cooperative when I update...
Action 1/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 40/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 15/50
Snow Tank: 15/15 COMPLETE!
I'm not sure what the progress on my alchemies are, though, but I'm sure that they were at the very least more than halfway done.
Xia-Li Polyslayer: 7/9
Super Prototype Medigun: 7/7 Complete!
Night Edge: 7/7 Complete!
There is a large creaking sound that resonates throughout the battlefield. Suddenly, a Snow Tank emerges from the recesses of the decayed lands!
Snow Tank [AZ] HP: 60,000/60,000
Actions
Target: This aims a laser at a specific entity. This will tell it who to target with its attack!
Gatling Gun: This deals a heavy 12,000 damage to the target and any surrounding targets! However, Target must be used first, and because of this, this attack can't be used twice in a row.
Passives
Self-Destruct Charge: This entity will remain at 0 HP when killed and produce an explosion the next turn after its death. This deals 15,000 damage to any melee or close-range attackers who were too slow, unaware, or simply unlucky enough to still be around the thing when it goes off!
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
6/25/2013
Posts:
48
Member Details
1+ Tazz
6/50 Prototype (Redacted!)
4/25 Sleeper Agent
2/15 Boom Drones
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
2x Shroomb Bruisers:
HP: 20,000
Special:Deal damage equal to the attack power of the entity that attacks it.
5x Shroomb Juice Boys
HP: 5000
Abilities:
Healing Drink: Heals a Entity for 2k
Rejuvenation Drink: Gives a stacking buff on entity that heals 5k equally over 5 turns
Pump them Up!: Gives Stong Drink to entity increasing strength by 100% for next attack, however pills take time to make and are expensive to only one pill can be used regardless of number of Juice boys, i say 2 turns to recharge dem stong Drinks
I command Shroomb Juice Boys to heal up doctor boom.
I should do this (Insert creative attack against UserZero here)
And I also decide to grab a gift, because reasons, what could be inside anyway.
Golem: Hm. I'm leanฤฑng towards pฤฑtting an evasฤฑve PG agaฤฑnst Hyperstorm. It's wฤฑn-wฤฑn for everyone. Except Crusher, but who cares about hฤฑm, besฤฑdes all of the GS ฤฑmplฤฑcฤฑtly. (Nevermฤฑnd the fact that that was rhetorฤฑcal.) Let's go for World's Best Mฤฑnecraft Player agaฤฑnst the Hyperstorm. A deadly dance of deadly death untฤฑl someone ฤฑs dead. Dead. Death. Serฤฑously, let's do thฤฑs. ...Not that I have control of TฤฑldeToast, but hey.
Golem: That being saฤฑd, ฤฑt's not very useful to murder eฤฑther of those two now, so...
Golem: ...Let's open a gฤฑft.
Golem: Oh look, ฤฑt's a thฤฑng. That I have no ฤฑdea what ฤฑt ฤฑs. ...Oh right, I got a gฤฑft earlฤฑer too. An earth glove or something. Let's toss ฤฑt at the Hulk, see what happens.
And so there was much tossing of level 3 earth gloves, or whatever.
Golem: Wow, that sure was a level 3 glove that was tossed at a thฤฑng. That was ฤฑncredฤฑbly ฤฑmpressฤฑve. ...Uh, rฤฑght, sayฤฑng what ฤฑt does. Looks lฤฑke ฤฑt opened up a chasm beneath the Hulk, and ฤฑt's trapped now. Good thฤฑng I dฤฑdn't ask TฤฑldeToast to Emp the Hulk.
~Toast uses the Emperor on the Hyperstorm and The World's Best Minecraft Player!
~T: AHAHAHA.
~T: THE POWER!
~Toast then goes insane briefly. During this time she places a tiara on sans' head, calls him a princess then aggresively cuts his dodge chance into small pieces. She takes one piece for herself then quite kindly hands the rest back.
~Toast then decides not to be insane since she frankly sucks at it.
Red - Level 1 - 0/50'000 damage. CURRENTLY RED.
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000 damage.
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000 damage.
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 3/16
I draw a card. I proceed to remember I have a tome of self-sacrifice. since player health is gone I cross out the word self to make a tome of sacrifice. I can now draw power from killing innocents, unaffiliated animals and people not involved in the battle. I send a mortar strike at a cluster of innocent earth refugees thousands upon thousands of blocks away. I use the tome's power boost to make my bluster flailbldae send cutting winds in an inescapable grind on the Best Minecraft Player. Does trying to kill uninvolved civilians for a bit of power make me evil? I guess this battle just attracts psychos.
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 3/16
I draw a card. I proceed to remember I have a tome of self-sacrifice. since player health is gone I cross out the word self to make a tome of sacrifice. I can now draw power from killing innocents, unaffiliated animals and people not involved in the battle. I send a mortar strike at a cluster of innocent earth refugees thousands upon thousands of blocks away. I use the tome's power boost to make my bluster flailbldae send cutting winds in an inescapable grind on the Best Minecraft Player. Does trying to kill uninvolved civilians for a bit of power make me evil? I guess this battle just attracts psychos.
STEALTH DANCING: 37/50
Bar: AAA?AAAAAA
Just Another Day at the Divine Work Station: 3/50
"Yes, let's kill off the band of refugees that just got their planet destroyed. I mean, they totally couldn't have been world leaders that would be crucial to keeping Earth alive for the timeline to go smoothly."
"You're supposed to be the hero, and you're going to deliberately kill innocents when literally every side would want them alive, including yours. What the heck is wrong with you?"
*sigh* "Get the A Team on intercepting that missile. There's no way this would slide with people."
And thus, the missile was shot down by a team of 8 angels under Pit's command, presumably to aid research or do this. Seriously, couldn't you just kill entities to achieve the same effect, or just some unimportant animals?
Y lowers the wreckage of an old zeppelin into SCP-882 before slamming Pitch Black into the Tombstone with the lowest health.
The Maxwellists activate their combat processes, extending steel claws and blades and rushing towards the Nuclear Throne.
20 of the Cogwork Legates take out their Standardized Long-Range Flintlock Firing Apparatuses, preparing to pump The Hulk full of lead, iron, steel, brass, and assorted metals and alloys. The remaining 10 legates prepare to further Standardize their brethren, healing them.
The Neo-Mekhanites throw more scrap metal inscribed with holy Writ into SCP-882, which inflicts 2 Calls of MEKHANE at Mega Fatty and 1 at the Wizened Hag.
I don't really like the Terraria session. But you didn't actually ask Engie before doing that? ... That honestly scares me. And please let Engie have his post that turn. That would be something really stupid to lose an action over.
Also, if charges are going to be so important for shaping events, could I suggest some system where you can store one 50/50 charge for when you really want to use it? Just one. Because right now, it feels like it's going to be just random chance of if you happen to have a charge ready when something you want to do comes up. For example, right now I don't have any charges ready, so I just have to wait and hope other people will have charges to rebuild Earth.
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (0/3 mind)
Tokens: (8, 5, 5). + (3, 2, 0) from alchemy.
Total Tokens (8, 5, 5)
To be honest, this is better than I thought it would be. ... Hey, don't look at me like that! The description of the event made it sound a lot worse than it actually was, OKAY?! ... Still... there must be something we can do.
Not wanting to speak much in front of Inari, Gail tugs at Mikoto to get his attention then whispers something to him.
... ... Hey, Inari? What if we made a giant slingshot...
Really now? You know it's a good idea when it starts with a sentence like that...
Well, the slingshot part isn't totally necessary. Point is, we jon't hafe to get over there ourselves, so can we get something over there? Possibly by throwing it?
Maybe it will get targeted, but I suppose it's worth a shot. ... No pun intended.
Mikoto held Gail's paw and started looking around the area.
We could probably use those two trees over there as a frame for the slingshot...
You actually want to make a slingshot? You do remember we're demigods, right? We can just throw stuff and it would probably be much more effective.
But don't you know? Making a slingshot is more 'creative' and thus more powerful.
Wait... ... hear... ...
Gail was the first to hear the Moog city announcement and shifted a little closer to Mikoto, fearing the name. Also hearing the voice, Mikoto scans for nearby thought processes. However, I have no idea whether this will actually find anything until next turn.
Don't worry, Gail. ... Um... If anyone can hear us, we're just going build a slingshot. ... Let's see... We'll need some cloth for a parachute and some stuff to actually send. We'll look around and see what we can fi-
Getting annoyed by this, Inari interrupted him.
Ugh... It's like you're trying to make things difficult. I have powers over growth, you know. How about we just use that?
She waves her paw towards a mostly bare patch of grass and has a small field of cotton springs up before promptly harvests itself and weaves itself into a large, thin sheet.
You're no fun, you know that?
Gee, thanks for applying some of your divine powers in a practical way, Inari.
Are you feeling okay? Because it seems like you're talking to yourself.
Shut up and make a parachute.
Commands:
Cuarc: __, __, __
Leictreon: PZ , GS, GS
Cuarc and Leictreon use matter transfer to give matter to Leictreon.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [I actually made 2 posts in a turn!]
Inari uses more of her growth related power to create food and two well spaced trees for the slingshot. Gail and Mikoto both work on a box to fill with said food then attach a parachute to. To make sure it doesn't unfurl prematurely, Mikoto ties the cloth to the crate with a little thread of darkfire, which doesn't necessarily burn things. After summoning a darkfire rope to serve as the sling, Mikoto sets up the slingshot and works with Inari to pull it back.
Gah... Ready? I think this is as far as it will go without preaking.
You're right. On three. One... two... THREE! GO!
They both release at the same time and launch the crate over the various walls of death. After it reaches its zenith and gets a good distance, Mikoto dispells the darkfire on the crate, unfurling the parachute.
... Now what?
We hafe to wait to see if it does anything.
Relevance Line:
I'll actually save this story for later... Especially because I'll probably know how to write it better later on...
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list(Paper && Rose Red Ink) || (Potion of Instant Health && Potion of Regeneration && Golden Apple) = Glyph of Life DONE
(Paper && Cactus Green Ink) || (Sapling && Grass) = Glyph of Growth 2/?
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento DONE
A golden amulet with a split diamond gem set into it and is bound by a simple leather rope. Half of the gem is tinted lighter, half is tinted darker. Wearing it doesn't really protect from any physical attacks, but it does inspire the wearer to greater deeds. It reminds you why you fight. And in that way, it does protect against attacks by letting you push through them. It's particularly helpful against mental attacks.
Also, I'm equipping said Adventure Memento as a form of defense for Inari. Right now, the Armor of Light is technically acting as her weapon.
Got +1, plus another 3 for all. +1 to Mythic, +2 to Pricey.
34/50
15/50
16/50
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Times about 1000, Earth had about 6.5 billion people by 2011.
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
\==STATUS==/ POST 1/2
XSlayer300 ????/????
The Sword 11/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 11/50 (Assisted by: Tazz +3)
A Flower 1/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 1/50
Assisting in: "To save the Earth, one charge point at a time"
\==ACTIONS==/
-Player Actions-
Charging: The Sword 11/50
I Charge the Minigun once more.
\==STORY/RP==/
Now, all the glowing stones collided then a blast. Out of the smoke. It formed a sword in the process. In did not look like any other sword, but it's unique. One of a kind.
XSlayer300 continues to think of the world.
I don't like this any longer. I have to fight back.
This is the time, to summon my ultimate power.
*flashback*
"Are you ready? For this is our time."
"We are ready, Use the four glowing stones."
Then, a Soldier pops out.
"Are you ready? ...?"
\==ETC==/
\==INVENTORY==/
Offensive:
Rainbow Minigun [iiiii] 3/5
Summoners:
Radio
Rainbow Chest
The beginning of the 5 Origins, and Undertale Madness.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX
Perhaps I have been going about this wrong...
A faint translucent silhouette of a figure appears on the Battlefield, taller than the highest of Endermen. He appears to be wearing something that you can't quite make out yet.
Why don't I tell you all a story?
Enjoy a little time off Revan. I shall use this post.
Long, long ago, when there was nothing...
The Battlefield flickers, and fades away into total darkness, total nothingness.
Everyone on the Battlefield lies within this emptiness, some are surprised, others are calm, a few are even amused
They hover in an area empty, the only beings left in their infinite sight save the "Voice"'s Silhouette
Long before the Narrative and the Conflict. There was nothing... But in the nothingness lurked us. Before there was, we existed.
Still abominations flicker projected into existence, as if highlighted by some spotlight. A vaguely clam like monster with many appendages and an eyeless face in it center. A collection of glowing spheres constantly fluctuating in size which seem to be almost infinite. A sickly green flame that casts no shadow. A cluster of multi-colored two dimensional shapes constantly flickering changing in impossible ways, which move erratically A woman in a green cloak. A planet sized reddish brown orb...
And a Man in a black longcoat which reminds you dimly of an aristocrat. There is a golden crown with dozens of points tied to his side by what looks like a very smooth rope. Unlike the rest the of the Man's face can't be made out from the Darkness.
The Silhouette of the "Voice" steps into the man, a perfect fit. The Man(?) is suddenly visible. You can see its face, it was something that should have been left in the dark
It has a mass of black, smooth tendrils where flesh should have been, a writhing faceless parody of a human head. It straightens its white bloodstained ascot before bowing humbly to all of you and speaking as the "Voice".
We are the Outer Gods. We were there when all Universes were created. We remember ones where it exploded into existence, other created, some Universes were by our design. We even remember a man who wanted to be called TT sat down at computer in December.
However, my... kin would be the word, prefer to watch passively or sleep and pretend that existence is merely a bad dream.
Eyes fill the Nothingness, trained upon every entity, player, and godmodder .
I'm more hands on.
The Abominations and the eyes fade as hands push through the nothingness delivering a flurry of blows, scratches and attempts to hold Uzi down. It doesn't matter how many she kills as more push through replacing them. Hundreds become thousands. Uzi is eventually forced to defend herself becoming overwhelmed.
Thousands become millions.
It gets to the point you can't see UserZero. Only barely audible sounds of a struggle can be heard.
I'd laugh but I believe it is bad taste to laugh at ones own jokes...
UzerZero emerges from the swarm of hands, butchering the hands by the droves until she's freed of them. She's gained a gash or two and looks quite pissed.
The Nothingness has served its purpose and becomes the Battlefield once more.
I am Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos. I salute my opponents and hope their deaths are painful. To my... friends is that the word? Hello.
To you all I hope our meeting in a few more turns will be... fun.
Nyarlathotep fades from sight.
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 29/50
???: 24/50
The Summoning Key: 24/50
Assists
TwinBuilder and Star/FBSN x2
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
The Cavalry (x28 automatons) 32/50 (+1 from Tazz)
Talos Shell 2/50 (+1 from Tazz)
Sword || Medusa Head = Gorgon Blade (Level 3: 3/4)
Probability && Finitism = Finite Probability (Level ?: 1/?)
Inventory:
Inter-dimensional pocket watch
Sockwhip
Farlands Portal
Whiptaser
regarding the Earth issue:
Canonically speaking, earth was perfectly intact by the time of DTG2 despite being destroyed here. Assuming the players coming back in time is a normal part of the timeline (as otherwise Uzi would just stomp Richard), no major deviations have been made from the universe of DTG2.... Meaning that earth was restored between DTG0 and DTG1. And i'm not referring to whatever summons we make- it's nigh impossible for us to resummon the entire population, and the US is clearly shown as existent in DTG2, meaning that earth's population was mostly likely restored, as a pop of 350m would be impossible to summon with the games timeframe.
====Crafting
The Destroyer of Firewalls should be finished.
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = ??? 1/??? lv. ????
The Hero's Sword && Undyne's Spear && Determination = ??? 1/??? Lv ???
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = ???. 1/???, lv ???
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Edit on 2-23-16: i love swapping out perfectly normal attacks for major things.
i add 10 D13's to the D15x3, and reduce the value of the D15's to D13's, and add another D13 as a sort of attack determination when i finally invest the 50 or so charages to give it power. I justify this by pointing out that because they have no powers, they are currently a perfectly normal group of dice, changing the D15x3 into the D13x13 + D13 Attack Determination dice. Due to the unenchanted nature of the d15x3, this does not effect it's leve.
i pick up the Annoying Dog and place it in my inventory, and since its about to die, i also put the Toby Dog inside my inventory. Might want to keep them around for a few attacks.
Annoying Dog Get!
Toby Dog Get!
i assume their levels will be zero, but set them as you wish.
Meanwhile, i give Irecreeper the Fabric Of Code- The Fabric the annoying dog patched in Patch Quilt. The holes in it are growing, and the dog might have to work harder to patch it. It might be a while before you can fight the dog who was sleeping on it- Oh, wait, you already did.
Note that i only pick the toby dog up if he dies this round. Otherwise, he will continue to attack the hyperstorm.
====RETROACTIVE EDITING====
(Any actions beyond this point are future battlefury.)
....
I forcefully murder Cushonmantis, bypassing his player invincblity with the power of everyone not liking this attack of his.
Then, Future Battlefury ensures the missiles Cushonmantis fail to reach their target
===Charged Action:32/32 battlefury needs backspace proofing he just lost this post to backspace and now its taking forever to reload send help.
I quickly realize the Imperator's shield being down and its fortification being gone, as well as Uzr0's atk on the control panels nullify's this actions usefulness, with the previously featured summon of Chara now being more useless than useful. I take this oppertunity to create a massive anti-cooking virus that will attack the Imperator.
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PZAZ] Anti-cooking VirusVirus Power 100%. Disguised as a AZ. Gains Virus Power due to damaging the Imperator.
Within the Imperator's coding, and therefore cannot be damaged without minor damage to the Imperator.
Double action at the end and beginning of the EOTB. Dies with the Imperator. Reduces the Imperator's integrity with each attack. Can null the Imperator's actions.
Special: [|||] That Doesn't Look Important: Deals actual damage along with extra integrity.
Special: Delete System34: [|||||}: Deletes the imperator's operating system, stunning it and causing massive integrity damage.
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Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = Revitalizator (Level 5)
N00b && N00b crown && Pronoob badge) 1/1 = Hackers Regalia 0/7 u
seful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
The Hero's Sword [10]
Temmie Helm [10]
Charges========
Enchanting the D13x13 + D13 Attack determination Dice 8/50 (3+ from engie)
5/30 ( To save, the earth, one charge at a time (1+ from comsumer for saving the earth)
32/32 battlefury needs backspace proofing he just lost this post to backspace and now its taking forever to reload send help.
3+ to engie
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
50/50 XCOM Base
17/50 Nexar Spawner (+1 proof, +1 nulitor, +1 EXOS, +1 tazzwarp)
3/50 Avatar Project
+1 Nulitor, Proof, NinjaV (hector isnt here anymore).
Ender Hook || Gravity Gun == Block Redirector (Level 5: 1/6)
Psi-Amp: SCP-155 chip || Shield Generator == Stasis (Level 9: 1/10)
Something || Something == Realistic Physics Gun (Level ??)
Realistic Physics Gun: A gun that works by suddenly causing realistic physics to apply to the target. Effects are based on what the realistic physics says happens in such a case.
I point out that UserZero missed the fact that there WERE 5 ambushes in the overall attack, with the last one cleverly put in the next post to make it more effective. This shocking use of meta-confusion apparently escaped the first jury, but with a proper explanation the second jury should otherthrow it on appeal. If they don't for that, I use the unclean hands principle (namely the fact that a MASS GORRILAING MURDERER should not be able to protect himself using whatever corrupt excuse for a legal system her courts are).
EXOS: Crusher48! Emergency! Something jammed my systems! The hyperstorm is defenseless!
Fudge. I get over to the Hyperstorm in a desperate attempt to save it, but it is too late: the hyperstorm takes extreme damage with no AI able to direct it to dodge attacks. Luckily, it had a decent amount of shields and was able to sustain the bombardment with 70% hull integrity remaining. To prevent more jamming from happening again, I get on board and pilot it to give it increased evasion.
Crusher48: Okay, how did something hack your systems? Only the Narrative itself could- oh gorilla.
EXOS: Yes, something extremely powerful hacked into and overrided my systems. That sort of action would have probably broken the OP Scale too much for even a godmodder to attempt it (maybe a 50 post charge could have done it, but absolutely no one tried it), so it would either be The Narrative, The Conflict, or the First Guardian.
Crusher48: The first guardian? He would have ZERO reason to interfere in the game.
EXOS: I think he got a little too annoyed with that thing you did a few pages ago.
Crusher48: The whole point of that was to bring attention to that sort of issue. Given that he had to actually address it, it looked like it worked.
EXOS: Yes, and he addressed it by nuking the AI in the Hyperstorm.
Crusher48: YOU said we would not need to add a Cataclysm Shield to protect the Hyperstorm against unfair stuff like this. My last few big summons had them, and guess what? No one was able to pull stuff like this.
EXOS: The Cataclysm Shields operate based on creating tons of paradoxes if an unfair thing happens (such as a Curse railroading the entity out of the plot). UserZero nullifies millions of paradoxes regularly. Besides, the one time they should have worked (namely, when the Perfect Sphere was trying to protect you against Psi-Scratch's auto-kill), they were "overwhelmed" by him anyways. They were not worth the effort of adding.
Crusher48: Okay, you may have a point there. Namely, that NOTHING stops The Narrative and his dark side The Conflict. NOTHING.
EXOS: The First Guardian said it was possible to change our fate with enough effort.
Crusher48: Here's the thing: the First Guardian has powers far greater than UserZero, right?
EXOS: The First Guardian is unable to kill you IRL or blow up a planet.
Crusher48: Yes, but they can outright ban something with absolutely NO way to stop it whatsoever. You do know of the Pricey incident, right?
EXOS: Vaguely. Twinbuilder did a fairly good job of retconning that out of existence.
Crusher48: Point is, despite everything Pricey tried to fight back against it, Twinbuilder was still able to retroactively eliminate him from existence. UserZero is CLEARLY not capable of it (given that if she was she would just ban any enemy that she can't kill), and not even Psi-Scratch, the most powerful normal being in existence, could stop it.
EXOS: Yes, yes, the First Guardian is apparently the most powerful being in existence. So what?
Crusher48: UserZero was a far bigger jerk than I was. SHE BLEW UP A PLANET! Blowing up a planet just because the people on it are trapped in your server and desperately fighting for their lives is pretty much the ultimate form of being a jerk. Yet instead, Tazz ignores that and goes after me. Yes, that statement probably was out of line, but I certainly didn't kill an entire planet!
EXOS: Half a planet, technically. The other half were "saved" by the Avatar Effect.
Crusher48: Here's an analogy for you. One giant MegaCorp has a horribly designed factory that kills half of its workers within a year, the other factory is a small one desperately trying to compete with the MegaCorp but that ended up making a small safety error, once. If you were an OSHA inspector, you would go after both of them, but go after the MegaCorp far more. But in this case, our inspector ignores the MegaCorp and goes after the little guy directly.
EXOS: There could be several reasons for this.
Crusher48: Yes, there are several potential reasons. The possible cases are:
Incapability: Tazz is flat out unable to go after UserZero (the factory is immune to inspection by corrupt law in the country)
Possible, but remember that Tazz could probably outright say "UserZero dies" and kill UserZero if he wanted to.
Impracticality: Tazz could go after UserZero, but it would waste all his time and it would be much easier to target the small targets they can actually reasonably deal with (the factory has hundreds of lawyers capable of dragging any case against them out for 5 years)
More likely. After all, Twinbuilder at full strength was only able to stall for time against the Incarnate, but could at least do something to help when forced to.
Bribery: Tazz is being bribed by UserZero (the factory inspector is being bribed by the factory)
Barring Update Terminal hacking (which is outright impossible, right?), Tazz does not take bribes. He probably wouldn't even take IRL bribes if it came down to it.
Narrative Importance: UserZero is more important to the narrative than I am, so she gets away with things (the factory is the Big Bad's factory, and it getting away with stuff like this is the whole point of the movie)
Probably the reason why. Big Bads always get away with stuff while the hero breaks the rules once and gets hosed for it.
Unaware: Tazz is somehow unaware of UserZero's antics and how they break the rules (the factory inspector never actually inspects the factory, and no one complains because plot holes)
He could have been unaware that his "don't be a jerk" rule applies, but odds are that was because the rule didn't exist until you made Tazz add it.
EXOS: So the most likely reason is because the Big Bad gets away with things when the heroes don't, but other reasons could be playing a role. Hopefully he will clarify that. But whatever you do, do NOT try that sort of jerkery again. Next time, he just might ban you.
Crusher48: Anyways, I have to summon the Avenger (not the Avengers, comic book fans), fly the Hyperstorm, and continue research-no wait, research is YOUR job, EXOS.
Well, here we go.
44/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
14/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left! (+1 Tazz)
18/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time (+2 Revan, Note to self: Nullitor, Speedon, Pit, and Battlefury making own Charge)
+1 Crystalcat, Ire, Twin
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 5/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Star's reinforced Phone II Nintendium: Star's Armored Phone 5/6
Prevents more than 2 damage to be done to Star's phone per turn. Vital for intelligence gathering.
Defibrillator && Magic Thorn: Pain Link 7/7
*Ding!*
"Oh, the microwave's done! I guess the Pain Link is done as well."
I tip over one of the PZ tombstones, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, that dominos into another PZ tombstone, and hits the ground.
Subtract one "that dominos into another PZ tombstone," per PZ tombstone that was killed before my post this turn.
After that, I put on some gloves, take a blade out of a portal, and stare at it as if I would never be happy again.
On it is one word:
PAIN
"Also, forgot to do this earlier: the 2nd Gatekepeper defeated song. Twitchy was part Skarmory, right? 2nd gen Pokemon, so let's go with this."
"Crusher, I think a reason is because it's Uzi's job to be a jerk. Your job is to defeat her, not to be a jerk."
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I personally don't feel a /null draws away from too much gravity, personally. Also, really, DTG is partially about that (the "Come on! Really?" reaction) Rarely do I go out of my way to be a massive jerk to someone, BUT I will hold to the rules that could be used to inconvenience a player as hard as any rules lawyer. This was a principal of DTG going back to when it was made-after all, if you can't follow the rules, why SHOULD you be allowed to act? You're fighting a rules lawyering, godmodding-out-of-his-rear-end opponent who will take advantage of ANYTHING to escape damage and get ahead-and considering you're fighting one no matter which faction you're on, well, what did you expect? In other words, yes, the godmodding thing is VERY meta. Really though, given your reasoning I've refunded you-not in an actual action that round (though that also means your action didn't get COUNTED so sans did slightly less total party wiping), but I did give you a basic 20,000 burst damage bomb to use whenever without multitasking debuffs to damage.
...No I am not refunding your actions if you forget this a second time, gravity or not. Given that I've addressed this in advance, you're not getting a lick of sympathy from me if you forget to null this one after-the-fact. For that matter, continued argument about this on the main thread instead of the Forge is going to start pushing the rules about following the MCForum rules, namely about not being overly-disruptive.
1: I already said this in private, but if that actually happened we'd have SERIOUS problems. I mean 'you are suddenly massively depowered and UserZero perma-kills you all on the spot from an overwhelming Killaura, game over' level problems.
2: Again, editing exists.
3: That little comment is extremely insulting, mate, and while I just said I usually don't go out of my way to be a jerk, this is definitely an exception as you've definitely gone out of your way to be one without really contributing anything to that discussion. This deserves special circumstances. I'd feel this would be grounds to honestly ban you straight-up, but I'll wait until this becomes a repetetive problem for that. For now, GS is gonna have a bad day this EoTB...Hyperstorm's Clairvoyance passive is nullified for the round's EoTB! I repeat, it effectively does NOT have a dodge chance now!
We're polite around here, if nothing else.
In any case, the first page was updated, so huzzah for that. Also, sour about updates-there is a SMALL (like microscopic) chance I kicstart an update early on Wednesday after this.
EXOS does not +1 all GS players, his signals jammed by Crusher48's rudeness. Yes. Also, Homulilly and the Haunt's corpses spawn Tombstones because Decayed Land, as does the Disembodied Heart and the remains of the Mechsuit, bringing the total up to 5. Then, the mad insanity of the barrage made by sans causes quite a few things to die-Namely, everything not named Mega Fatty, who took an astronomical 169,000 damage! This also means 3 more AZ Tombstones spawn!
sans, after his spectacular performance, kneels, the OP Scale judging that level of combo to be too OP and forcing him to take a breather until next turn, starting right now. The Snowball and Love immediately rush to the Battlefield to not miss the turn!
The Hyperstorm fires at the Imperator with it's EMP Cannon, dealing 5,000 damage to it's HP bar and 12,500 damage (and also adds a stack of Haywire, which is basically an ATK Down as described), then nails a Fusion Lance shot, which literally obliterates all the Fortification stacks instantly AND deals 15,000 damage to the Void Shields, though the Shattering effect was kind of nerfed after obliterating THAT much Fortification and hasn't done much else. Of course, being Inverted, it's all healing, BUT that's still fortification gone and a stack of Haywire (and you haven't healed the main chassis too much).
The 1st Gateway spawns in 2 Shroob Bruisers, who immediately start Bodyguarding the 1st Gate! Their stats are buffed by the 2nd Gate, enabling a 125% rate of countering (among other things).
The Toby Dog attacks the Hyperstorm twice, dealing 10% Integrity damage in total! Integrity damage will work pretty simply: The percentile of integrity is equal to the random number roll that, if surpassed in quantity, will cause a random negative effect to happen. Rolls are made (a) upon Integrity damage and (b) every turn. The Hyperstorm rolls 42 and 14, neither of which are anywhere near high enough, so it's OK...For now. Toby Dog then gets crushed by Dreamy Bowser-he's still got his interesting 'can't miss but can be parried' trick to his attacks. Toby Dog takes 20,000 damage! The remaining two gifts suddenly grow fuses that then light-if you want a present you might want to grab one now. Or not. The Nightmare wails on the Hyperstorm for 10,500 damage to its shields, gaining +3,500 ATK in the process. Dr. Boom uses Let the Fun Begin and Remote Detonation, spawning 10 Boombots...But they spawned so quickly they can't get into position, so Remote Detonate's alt. effect kicks in and gives him another point of charge. Hoo boy. Yuzita nails a 20,000 damage code laser at the Hyperstorm's Shields-it's code-based nature forces another Integrity Check (but no Integrity damage), resulting in 23 and still nothing...The Shroobs just kind of stand around with little to really do.
Dark Bowser has already attacked the 1st entity who attacked a GS entity (in this case, Toby Dog attacking the Hyperstorm), so yeah. Minmaxnificent does an ultra-powerful flex that creates a sonic shockwave, obliterating Snowball and Tennis Ball from the cast of BFDI! Dr. Boggle keeps practicing on SCP-882, creating a portal to the elemental plane of metal to dump a ton of Metal elementals on him, restoring him by 20,000 HP! -STRIKE THE EARTH- performs the titular action (Striking the Earth, not Destroying the Godmodder, let's be clear) and slams his shovel into the dirt! WIth one swift motion, he brings up the might of the earth to capsize upon Dialga! Spongy throws himself at it, however, taking a 30,000 strength-boosted damage! They all lose their buffs. SCP-882 summons 3 Maxwellites, then inflicts 3 stacks of Call Of Mekhane upon Dialga 3 times (Disembodied Heart no longer existent), causing it to proc the Mekhane Pain (as I will call it), dealing an IMMEDIATE 20,000 damage! The members of the Broken Church get to work; the Neo-Mekhanites throw some bars of Iron into SCP-882 to give it +5,000 HP; The Cogwork Legates and Maxwellists, meanwhile, just wail on Spongey (who's meat-shielding Dialga) for 10,000 damage (hey, their 'god' is targeting it)!
Ultra Greed purchases and uses Bling Cleansing for 24 Pennies (note: Bling Cleansing's generation of pennies isfrom 7 to 12 as it technically is hitting 1 and 3 targets at the same time), then immediately uses it, smashing a golden glob into Dreamy Bowser for 25,000 damage, and then having the other blobs trail off and smash into all 3 GS players at once for 3 damage each-10,000 damage from each attack being attributed to Good Eats! His Keepers fire at the Hyperstorm, dealing only 5,000 damage to its shield. Curac and Leictreon NOW use Matter Transfer, giving Leictreon all of Curac's matter! Do note: The matter's order is REVERSED from Curac's, so Leicteron will dispose of GS matter first if it comes to that. Asterism flips to Sound Mode and uses Black Key, smiting Mega Fatty, Conservation and the Hulk for 15,000 damage each, and Love for only 2 because of armor. He then heals Ultra Greed for 30,000 HP! Dialga uses Dragon Claw on SCP-882, opting to somehow remotely channel the energies rather than risk his (metal) claws being absorbed, dealing a (call-reduced) 15,000 damage!
From the BFDI crew, Eraser, Leafy, Fiery, Match and Ice Cube step up! Eraser misses, while the other four manage 22,500 damage to the Hulk! Maurice's power over Pepperjack cheese enables him to fire-breathe all over the Hyperstorm, which manages to penetrate the shield to do 15,000 damage to Hyperstorm itself! Fenris guards. Star's phone continues recording...Zarod uses Grasping Dead on Yuzita (mechsuit down!), gripping her with a massive skeletal hand! She isn't harmed but her immobility means she can't dodge and she'll take minicrit damage due to the grip amplifying the damage of the wound! Light Magician gains 4 SP then uses 2 SP to heal Ultra Greed for 12,500 HP! The Nuclear Throne unleashes Nuclear Fission, slamming Dr. Boggle with a series of radiating orbs, which damage him for 2 HP and Radiates him! Half of the attack, aimed at -STRIKE THE EARTH,- was absorbed by the stone barricades.
Not being ordered, but guessing their master's orders based off of the Imperator, the Tombstones rush up and swiftly obliterate the Shroob Bruisers (owch), with one Tombstone taking 7,800 damage (well, 7,812 but really, 12 damage isn't anything for them). this spawns another Tombstone! The Imperator itself deals 37,500 damage to the Shield (Haywire, curse thee!), and Gordon Ramsay finishes it off!...Considering the Imperator can penetrate and ignore the shield, I question this move tactically, but you specified the Sheild, so oh well! The Wizened Hag begins showcasing her cooking skills and throws Mega Fatty Into the Pot! This'll cause him to take damage until he somehow gets out of there!
The World's Best Minecraft player finishes his drink of Milk, curing him of Blindness! That's his action, though. Not-Verdana respawns, entering Phase 2, where he's now able to channel more elements! Sadly, that's ALSO his action! The Hulk gets peeved off at BFDI's cast and SMASHES his way through the ranks, killing Spongy and Teardrop-he also tries to hit Ice Cube but he's quick on the draw and dodges (A note: the entire cast of BDFI will have to die if a Tombstone wants to spawn)! With all twenty of the roughly-now-zero-ninja's dead, Conservation of Ninjutsu unveils a secret buff: His Minicrit chance goes up to 10% with all of them dead! He showcases this by dealing a Minicritted 45,000 damage to Dr. Boom! Mega Fatty can't do much except attack the Pot, but his massive girth proves suitable for the task, dealing 20,000 damage! He takes 5,000 damage from the Pot's boiling heat, which means 5,000 life has been sapped! The Snowball gains 1,000 HP and 100 attack, then, recalling another 'Snowball' in the BFDI and thinking of a potential imposer, rolls over to inspect! This leads to a series of events wherein he ultimately kills Leafy. Love reminds everyone that, yes, Love hurts, and deals 16,000 damage to the Hyperstorm's shields!
The Pro-Zero Tombstones all take odd-looking devices and tinker with them a bit. A few of you recognize them as...Oh my. Those are Jihad bombs-they'll kill themselves to do a super suicide attack! They don't use them just YET, though-they opt to first smash the vulnerable Hyperstorm up while they have the chance! Half of their attacks go through shield, and they deal a total of 18,000 to the shield and 13,000 to the hull!
Richard +2s Talist and Bomber57, then does a massive leap to the heavens, performs several acrobatic twists and turns, and pulls a 3-point landing...Directly on top of the Pro-Zero Tombstones, killing three!
UserZero +4s all Pro-Zero players, raising the Snowball's HP and ATK up by 4,000 and 400 respectively! UserZero then tosses Vein Matters into the sky, covering it with Healing Majjyks! Before anyone can witness what's going on, she charges her fist full of the energies of Repair, then flash-stepps in front of the Imperator and delivers a Megaton punch with that fist sending it skybound, JUST to where the flying ax is! But wait, there's more! UserZero leaps up after, grabbing Vein Matters and proceeding to relentlessly slash away at the Imperator, blow after relentless blow...Which is all covered in healing majjyks, allowing it to obliterate all of the Imperator's Void Shields and dealing 100,000 damage! She then rushes to the exposed 2nd Gate, obliterating the Control Panel! As technically all GS entities are under her control, they immediately gain the benefits! Sigmatw inspects the damage to the panel...Just as he does so, the gateway's controls glow a mysterious blue! He tries to touch them, but finds that he can't! It appears that there was a defensive feature installed in case of high damage, only able to be reverted by a TAT officer. Who are all notoriously dead, meaning the buff will last on all of the PZ entities, and ONLY the ones right now, until death, at which point this thing is useless (and will be removed) Finally, she quickly restores 30,000 HP to every PZ entity below 2/3rds HP!...So, Mega Fatty and the World's Best Minecraft Player.
sans is taking his breather. The Decayed Land restores itself, turning itself into Purified (and thus plain) land! The entity advantage is squarely in AZ court, and thus they push back the PZs by 10 blocks!
The Initernary:
Terrain: Purified Land. No effect.
Weather: N/A
[GS-BOSS] Hyperstorm: 72,000/100,000 HP (-5,000 all incoming). 30,500/100,000 Shields (+25,000 per turn). Integrity: 90%. Hyper Evasive (50%, +1% per 1,000 damage in incoming attack, -1% per 5,000 damage aimed per turn). Double-Action. Psi Core (requires Pilot): 0. Pilot: N/A. Gravity Cannon: II Weath Ray: III Hardened shields: [III][III][III] Actions: EMP Imperator, followed with Fusion Lance.
[???] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 3/12. Discard Pile: Empress, 2 of Spades, Joker, Death, Chaos. YES, you can draw this now, as a Focused action. Discarded cards are gone for good! Drawn Cards: 2 of Hearts (Pit), 2 of Clubs (X-Slayer), Emperor (Toast)
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block when at 1 HP). Summoning: IIIII
[N] 2nd Gateway: "Indestructible." Control Panel busted! Giving +25% HP, Def and Atk to Mega Fatty, Verdana, Love, The World's Best Minecraft Player, The Hulk, The PZ Tombstones, The Snowball, and Conservation of Ninjutsu!
[N] Toby Dog 9,000/100,000 HP. 100% Integrity. Does Integrity damage. Double Action! Rewrite: III Patch Quilt: III,
Dummied out: IIIIII Musical Masterpiece: IIIIIII Action: Attack the Hyperstorm! Twice!
[N] Gifts: 2/6.
[N] The Nightmare: 8/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 10,500) Nightmare Crystal: 5,000/5,000 HP x1.
[N] Dr. Boom: 105,000/200,000 HP. Double-Action! THE FINAL COUNTBOMB: IIIII Boombots: 500/500 x10.
[N] Yuzita Rukura: 145,000/145,000 EHP. Coding Drive: 256.0 GB. Boost: 1.2. Code Defense: YES. Action: Attack the Hyperstorm! Grasped-all incoming damage minicrits! Can't dodge!
[N] Shroob Juice Boys: 6,250/6,250 HP x5. Pump them Up: II
[N] The Contract: Releases powerful forces of Revolution when the Government is destroyed...The latter is not present. Until then, invincible.
[GS] Dark Dreamy Bowser: 52,500/90,000 HP (Multiplier: .75; 1.50 when Right arm is out). Left Arm: 0/13,500 HP. Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead) Entity Grab: II (cant charge while not there!) Right Arm: 0/17,800 HP. Guards Dark Bowser's weakpoints! Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead!) Triple action altogether-shorten it by removing his limbs! Shy Guy Airtub Summoning: IIIII Dreamy Minion Horde Summoning: IIIIIIII Action: Counterattack against first attacker against GS!
[GS-PL] TheMinMaxnificent18STR: 20/20 HP. Real Man: III
[GS-PL] Dr.Omnidisciplinaryman McMindboggle: 18/20 HP. Radiation: III PhD in EVERYTHING: III
[GS-PL] -STRIKE THE EARTH-: 20/20 HP. FOR SHOVELRY: III
[GS] SCP-882: 43,000/120,000 HP. Inflicts Call of MEKHANE instead of attacking. Action: Inflict Call upon Dialga, as the Disembodied Heart left the building. Spawns members of the Broken Church per turn.
[GS] Stone Barricades: 1/1 x2 HP. Has a 20% chance to block attacks for a GS entity (not cumulative!)
[GS] Broken Church: (will go on a rampage if SCP-882 is killed).
Neo-Mekhanites: 1,000/1,000 HP x 35. HP. Bent on healing SCP-882!
Cogwork Legates: 1,000/1,000 HP x 30. Bent on self-heals and HP buff!
Maxwelllists: 1,000/1,000 HP x 33. Bent on attacking!
[GS] John: 15/15 HP. Current forme: Beast. 10% Minicrit Chance, 75% Minicrit Chain chance. Chaining! Forms: Beast, Spellcaster.
AZ Damage: 60,000/150,000
PZ Damage: 55,000/150,000
H Damage: 16,000/50,000
[AZ] Ultra Greed: 100,500/150,000 HP. At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, takes 1/4 damage. Bank: 34/150 Pennies. Good Eats: I Keepers: 7,500/7,500 HP x4.
[AZ] Cuarc: 4/4 HP. 470% Position Uncertainty, 530% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 0/3.
[AZ] Leictreon: 4/4 HP. 470% Position Uncertainty, 530% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 3/3 (GS-GS-PZ) Primed Matter: 0/3.
[AZ] Asterism: 84,000/200,000 HP. Flips between Sight and Sound mode. Mode: Sight. Good Eats: II Spectra: II (Sight) Sinewave: II (Sound): Monochrome: III (Sight) Tone Deaf: III (Sound). The Vox: IIIIII
[AZ] Dialga: 180,000/200,000 HP. Primal Reverts at 50% HP! Bodyguarded by Spongy! Roar of Time: III Call of Mekhane: IIIII
[AZ] Entire Cast of Battle for Dream Island:
Firey: HP: 10,000/10,000. Gives Match a 40% attack bonus on every turn they are both alive, however, gives Coiny a 20% attack nerf on every turn they are both alive.
Match: HP: 8,000/8,000. Gets a 40% attack bonus from Firey on every turn they are both alive. Gives Pencil a 20% damage reduction on every turn they are both alive.
Pencil: HP: 10,000/10,000. Friendship!: IIII
Flower: HP: 10,000/10,000. Cannot Miss, but can't have any defense buffs.
Pen: HP: 10,000/10,000. Gets a 30% attack buff from Blocky every turn they are both alive, and gives every BFDI cast member that's alive a 10% dodge chance.
Bubble: HP: 3,000/4,000. Takes 1,000 damage from Pin every turn they are both alive.
Coiny: HP: 10,000/10,000. Gets a 20% attack nerf from Fiery every turn they are both alive, but is always placed first in the Recovery Queue.
Needle: HP: 10,000/10,000
Ice Cube: HP: 1,000/1,000. Has a 75% dodge rate. Can I Join Your Alliance?: IIII
Eraser: HP: 10,000/10,000. Cannot be damaged for more than 5,000 damage in a turn, but has a 50% chance to miss.
David: HP: 10,000/10,000. AW, SERIOUSLY?: IIIIIII
Rocky: HP: 10,000/10,000. Barf Bomb: IIIII
[AZ] Maurice Altara, The Man Who Is Obsessed with Cheese: 175,000/200,000 HP. Action: Attack the Hyperstorm!
[AZ] Fenris Sun-Eater: 180,000/180,000 HP. Very Evasive (30%). Crimson heartbeat: II Burning Red: III Ruby Mind Eater: IIII Counters all missed attacks. Action: Guard!
[AZ] Star's Phone: 10/10. Can only take 4 damage per attack. Gathers data against UserZero until death! Data collection: 2 turns worth of info thus far.
[AZ] Zarod: 200,000/200,000 HP. Grasping Dead: II Maggot Spit: IIII Strangle: III Execute: IIIIIII
[AZ] Light Magician: 185,000/185,000 HP. 24/75 Mana. Light Recharge: III Action: Heal Ultra Greed!
[AZ] The Nuclear Throne: 200,000/200,000 HP. Throne Statues: x10. Nuclear Generator: III Guardian: II King Me: IIII Action: Nuclear Fission!
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20 HP. 3 Armor. Hyper-Evasive (50%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII).
[AZ] Talist: 13/20 HP. Mood: N/A (1/3 Mind.). Tokens: (5, 2, 5)
[AZ] crystalcat: 15/20 HP. +2 AC (Guarding!) Ante Matter: 53,000/100,000.
[AZ] Toast: 20/20 HP. Red: 1 Yellow: 1 Blue: 1.
[AZ] Tombstone: 30,000/30,000 HP x7; 22,200/30,000 HP x1.
[AZ-BOSS] Chef-Class Imperator Titan: 197,000/390,000 HP + 10,000 Regen (I) Void Shields: 0/100,000 HP +20,000 HP per turn (can be penetrated). Penetrative, Airborn. Doubled Buff Duration (for new buffs)! Plasma Annihilator: IIII IRON CHEF: IIIIII. Inverted: I Haywire x1 (-25% ATK): II. Action: Attack the 2nd Gateway!
[AZ-BOSS] Alton Brown. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Good Eats: IIII
[AZ-BOSS] Gordon Ramsay. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Attack increases every turn. (ATK Increase: 22,500) Action: Attack the 2nd Gateway!
[AZ-BOSS] Emril Lagasse. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Guest Star: III Activated: Wizened Hag.
[AZ] Wizened Hag (Guest Star): 125,000/125,000 HP. Into the Pot: IIII Taste the Stew: III Tenderize: II Seasoned to Perfection: IIIIIIII
[AZ] Hag's Cauldron (Guest Star): 155,000/175,000 HP. Life Absorbed: 5,000 HP. Trapping Mega Fatty!
[PZ] The World's Best Minecraft Player: 23/25 HP. Extremely adept at dodging! Penetrating!
[PZ] Not-Verdana: 19/19 HP. Lives: 2. Element: Fire. Mystery Charge: IIIII
[PZ] The Hulk: 262,500/300,000 HP. Evasive (20%). 5% chance to attack teammates. Action:
[PZ-PL] Conservation_of_Ninjutsu: 14/25 HP. Really High attack. Evasive (20%) Minicrit chance (5%). Gains buffs to attack and defense as the above entity loses members! Lost members = 20/20. Smoke Bombs: III
[PZ] Mega Fatty: 98,000/275,000 HP.
[PZ] The Snowball: 156,250/156,250 HP. ATK Buff: 500. Gains attack and HP (current and max) per turn! Can accept +1 (per post) to do so faster!
[PZ] Love: 48/50 HP, 1 Armor. Mass Heal: III Arrow Rain: III Rebirth: IIIII
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 15/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] Tombstones: 36,500/37,500 HP x9; Suiciding next turn!
[AZ-ฮณ] Godmodder477: 26/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 112/150 HP.
[GS-ฮ] sans: 5/5 HP. Aggrivatingly Evasive (133%). Current Target: N/A Current Pattern: N/A
Distance to Yggdrasil: 3930.
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: RECHARGING. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: RECHARGING. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||] Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
[|||||||] Decayed Heart: RECHARGING. Owner: crystalcat [AZ]
[IIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIII] Alchemical Symbol: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
Alchemies
Telum Warded Jar && Blacksmith's Briefcase = The Weaponcase (7/8)
Lux Warded Jar && Brightsteel = Luminite (5/9)
Invidia Warded Jar && Rune of Envy && SCP-1133-5 && 2x Electrum Shears = Twin Shears of Leviathan (4/13)
Module Action
Module Descriptions
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: Generating light level 40.
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: 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into 
, 5,000 EMC into 
.
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: 46,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from 
. Transferring no EMC.
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: Condensing nothing. 34,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from 
.
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: Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from 
.
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: Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to 
.
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: 734,818/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from 
. Transferring 106 EU per post to 
.
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: Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from 
.
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: Being powered and operated by 
.
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (34/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (22/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (19/50) (+1 all from Tazz)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Storypost
29 March 2013
Dimension ้ขจโตะ-710
Room 7400 (Auditorium)
Several HLV Units stood around the room holding microphones. "Alright, ready? 3... 2... 1..."
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How many rolls it makes
Lo and behold! The update on this game is complete! If only my computer were this cooperative when I update...
Action 1/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 40/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 15/50
Snow Tank: 15/15 COMPLETE!
I'm not sure what the progress on my alchemies are, though, but I'm sure that they were at the very least more than halfway done.
Xia-Li Polyslayer: 7/9
Super Prototype Medigun: 7/7 Complete!
Night Edge: 7/7 Complete!
There is a large creaking sound that resonates throughout the battlefield. Suddenly, a Snow Tank emerges from the recesses of the decayed lands!
Snow Tank [AZ] HP: 60,000/60,000
Actions
Target: This aims a laser at a specific entity. This will tell it who to target with its attack!
Gatling Gun: This deals a heavy 12,000 damage to the target and any surrounding targets! However, Target must be used first, and because of this, this attack can't be used twice in a row.
Passives
Self-Destruct Charge: This entity will remain at 0 HP when killed and produce an explosion the next turn after its death. This deals 15,000 damage to any melee or close-range attackers who were too slow, unaware, or simply unlucky enough to still be around the thing when it goes off!
Tweak at will.
Support: 40/100 [IIIIIIIIII]
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
1+ Tazz
6/50 Prototype (Redacted!)
4/25 Sleeper Agent
2/15 Boom Drones
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
2x Shroomb Bruisers:
HP: 20,000
Special:Deal damage equal to the attack power of the entity that attacks it.
5x Shroomb Juice Boys
HP: 5000
Abilities:
Healing Drink: Heals a Entity for 2k
Rejuvenation Drink: Gives a stacking buff on entity that heals 5k equally over 5 turns
Pump them Up!: Gives Stong Drink to entity increasing strength by 100% for next attack, however pills take time to make and are expensive to only one pill can be used regardless of number of Juice boys, i say 2 turns to recharge dem stong Drinks
I command Shroomb Juice Boys to heal up doctor boom.
I should do this (Insert creative attack against UserZero here)
And I also decide to grab a gift, because reasons, what could be inside anyway.
SECRET. 23/50
Ante Chamber 48/50
The Pact 22/50
Mace && Light Titan Essence = Phototitan Mace 10/11
Gauntlet && Darkness Titan Essence = Shadetitan Arm 10/11
Wand && Lightning Titan Essence = Titanspark Wand 3/11
+3 Cobalt
Golem: Hm. I'm leanฤฑng towards pฤฑtting an evasฤฑve PG agaฤฑnst Hyperstorm. It's wฤฑn-wฤฑn for everyone. Except Crusher, but who cares about hฤฑm, besฤฑdes all of the GS ฤฑmplฤฑcฤฑtly. (Nevermฤฑnd the fact that that was rhetorฤฑcal.) Let's go for World's Best Mฤฑnecraft Player agaฤฑnst the Hyperstorm. A deadly dance of deadly death untฤฑl someone ฤฑs dead. Dead. Death. Serฤฑously, let's do thฤฑs. ...Not that I have control of TฤฑldeToast, but hey.
Golem: That being saฤฑd, ฤฑt's not very useful to murder eฤฑther of those two now, so...
Golem: ...Let's open a gฤฑft.
Golem: Oh look, ฤฑt's a thฤฑng. That I have no ฤฑdea what ฤฑt ฤฑs. ...Oh right, I got a gฤฑft earlฤฑer too. An earth glove or something. Let's toss ฤฑt at the Hulk, see what happens.
And so there was much tossing of level 3 earth gloves, or whatever.
Golem: Wow, that sure was a level 3 glove that was tossed at a thฤฑng. That was ฤฑncredฤฑbly ฤฑmpressฤฑve. ...Uh, rฤฑght, sayฤฑng what ฤฑt does. Looks lฤฑke ฤฑt opened up a chasm beneath the Hulk, and ฤฑt's trapped now. Good thฤฑng I dฤฑdn't ask TฤฑldeToast to Emp the Hulk.
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'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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| Charges |โจ
Ootay~ 14/50 (+1 Tazz)
Mysterious Charge 2/?? (+1 Tazz)
Sun-dered. 26/40 (+1 Tazz)
| Alchemy |
Empty Swiss Army Knife (no tools inside it) || Something Foul && Something Heavy && Something Course && Something Stringy && Something Nasty && Something Sharp && Something Greasy && Something Pointy && Something Fancy Something Burnt && Something Wrong = The Scrapper's Armory. (Level 10 - 10/11)
Flip Lighter || Panda Tibbers (teddy bear form) && Soul of a Fireworks Demon && Weasly-Brand Fireworks = Wildfire (Level 10 - 4/11)
3+ Twin since shenanigans and quotas.
| Inventory |โจ
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
โจThe Chain Warden (Level 9)โจ
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)โจ
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
| Action |
~Toast...
Wait...
No...
~Toast you wouldn't...
No...
Why...
~Toast uses the Emperor on the Hyperstorm and The World's Best Minecraft Player!
~T: AHAHAHA.
~T: THE POWER!
~Toast then goes insane briefly. During this time she places a tiara on sans' head, calls him a princess then aggresively cuts his dodge chance into small pieces. She takes one piece for herself then quite kindly hands the rest back.
~Toast then decides not to be insane since she frankly sucks at it.
Red - Level 1 - 0/50'000 damage. CURRENTLY RED.
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000 damage.
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000 damage.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
Ornstien 47/50 Smough 47/50
Paintbrush && Primordial Soup = Life Painting 8/9
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 3/16
I draw a card. I proceed to remember I have a tome of self-sacrifice. since player health is gone I cross out the word self to make a tome of sacrifice. I can now draw power from killing innocents, unaffiliated animals and people not involved in the battle. I send a mortar strike at a cluster of innocent earth refugees thousands upon thousands of blocks away. I use the tome's power boost to make my bluster flailbldae send cutting winds in an inescapable grind on the Best Minecraft Player. Does trying to kill uninvolved civilians for a bit of power make me evil? I guess this battle just attracts psychos.
If the Earth is destroyed, how are we alive?
I walk towards Yggdrasil
I boost TheFlamingToast's charges
STEALTH DANCING: 37/50
Bar: AAA?AAAAAA
Just Another Day at the Divine Work Station: 3/50
"Yes, let's kill off the band of refugees that just got their planet destroyed. I mean, they totally couldn't have been world leaders that would be crucial to keeping Earth alive for the timeline to go smoothly."
"You're supposed to be the hero, and you're going to deliberately kill innocents when literally every side would want them alive, including yours. What the heck is wrong with you?"
*sigh* "Get the A Team on intercepting that missile. There's no way this would slide with people."
And thus, the missile was shot down by a team of 8 angels under Pit's command, presumably to aid research or do this. Seriously, couldn't you just kill entities to achieve the same effect, or just some unimportant animals?
Wow, way to be speciesist Pit. Stop killing all those innocent- wait, I've totally murdered the heck out of animals. Carry on being speciesist.
/null
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1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Post II
Y lowers the wreckage of an old zeppelin into SCP-882 before slamming Pitch Black into the Tombstone with the lowest health.
The Maxwellists activate their combat processes, extending steel claws and blades and rushing towards the Nuclear Throne.
20 of the Cogwork Legates take out their Standardized Long-Range Flintlock Firing Apparatuses, preparing to pump The Hulk full of lead, iron, steel, brass, and assorted metals and alloys. The remaining 10 legates prepare to further Standardize their brethren, healing them.
The Neo-Mekhanites throw more scrap metal inscribed with holy Writ into SCP-882, which inflicts 2 Calls of MEKHANE at Mega Fatty and 1 at the Wizened Hag.
SCP-2902 seed && Jungle Spores && Nature's Gift Deadly Bloom 9/9 Complete!
Spider Staff && Poison Staff && Spider Gland
Deadraw 4/8
Saurite 4/11
Stardust Monolith 11/15
Hammer 2/5
Anvil 2/5
Post II
Y fires The Goldflamer at The Snowball.
He then heals Dreamy Dark Bowser.
Spider Staff && Poison Staff && Spider Gland 2/X
Deadraw 5/8
Saurite 5/11
Stardust Monolith 12/15
Hammer 3/5
Anvil 3/5