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Enraged by my efforts being negated almost entirely, I turn to an associate of mine. I pull out a business card.
Call bluefive m
09--52,43,192 Eightnumber 214
Living Ehglish Scripting Foreign??
1,332 Large Complete Road
Balonia Thr??
e/Town 94,423
I dial the number on the reverse of the card which is luckily in non-terribly-translated digits.
"Hello, is this the office of Living Ehglish Scripting Foreign?"
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"¿Request?"
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In exactly thirty seconds, the Minecraftian division of Living Ehglish Scripting Foreign arrives to the scene.
"The Mr/Ms トゥイãƒãƒ¼!! at the rate of, what? ¡The good elephant appears to be corrupt!" one of the Engrishmen shouts.
"Escuse of. Iam GreenFive M. To attack/strike?"
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"A! Charge upon, the uu body heart!"
GreenFive M and the LESF crew begin smashing the Disembodied Heart with low-quality translation devices, yelling Engrish battlecries like "TO THE PRESENT!"
Fifteen minutes later, the entire LESF crew is tired from smashing the Disembodied Heart and run off into a portal without saying a word.
Action
Rinon will use ʃwɑː stɹaɪkfɔɹs and she and her schwas will attack the Disembodied Hands with a series of trills.
After the pandemonium that just happened Rootmars telepathically contacts Hezetor:
Rootmars: Sfp jsèèrmrf jrtr!? Od yjod s ytovl?!
Hezetor :... watch your mouth Tppynstd, apparently not everything went as planned, nothing terrible in the end.
Rootmars: Yje rmyotr djo esd frpurd om pm joy yjsy od vtsxu...
Hezetor: Apparently fate is against you, now that does not matter, I need the blue print of your cloning machine, send it through psi-link 'k'.
Rootmars: Ejsy eoòò jsèèrm yp ,u dpmd?
Hezetor: I'll take care of them in the future and I'll re create the ship when the right moment comes, now give these blueprints, use procedure J-J-3.
Rootmars: Sd upi esmy nu òptf...
Thanks to the psi-link Hezetor now posses the blueprint of the Martian Cloning Machine, sadly it requires the peculiar material produced by Rootmars to work.
Hezetor just simply leaves the Throne to acquire altitude, he is just looking for some relax in the lovely empty space that is the distance between this planet and his moon, he now wishes to read what the Guide has to say about section [2.2].
The Dai-Manjii will try to summon the mini-UFOs, he will attack the chief.
@Tazz the death of Phantom Walker should't have damaged Uzi?
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
61
Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
==Turn 1==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Imperator 38/50 (+2 from Bomber.)
Ante Up 24/50 (+1 from Richard)
Generic Charge 15/15! (+4 from Bomber, +1 from Richard)
Charge #2: 1/20
+3 to Erelye.
FLOWMETAL WAND: A wand made entirely of Flowmetal. It pulses with the pure essence of magic, and can channel magic exceptionally well.
EBBMETAL SWORD: A sword whose blade is made of Ebbmetal. It is more or less nothing but a sword, but performs this function amazingly well - its blade is supernaturally, amazingly sharp, and the pure essence of harm that flows through its metal transforms even a nick into a grievous wound.
NEW ALCHEMIES:
Dulled Dagger && True Essence of Fire == Blade of Hottest Flame 1/11 (presumably level 10)
Stick && True Essence of Air == Wand of Greatest Heights 1/11 (presumably level 10)
Guardmetal && Micromail Suit == Guardmetal Micromail Suit 1/11 (also presumably level 10)
MICROMAIL SUIT: A full set of protective clothing - long-sleeved shirt, pants, and a hood for head protection - forged of micromail, chainmail made with incredibly small links. Has reasonable protective properties, given that it’s otherwise made of normal metal. Also, doesn’t chafe!
==Action==
Crystal unleashes the power of a 15/15 charge, reshaping the land around him. Crystals pop out of the slopes of the mountains, before the mountains themselves lower, terrain warping into a field of crystals. Bolts of magic leap between them, occasionally blocking attacks aimed at AZ entities.
TERRAIN CHANGE: Crystal Field. Occasionally, attacks aimed at AZ entities have no effect. (Balancing here is determined by you, Tazz.)
He then decides to test out his new alchemies by chopping up the Disembodied Heart. He grabs the Flowmetal Wand in his left hand and the Ebbmetal Sword in his right, before running at the Heart. Violet magic flicks around him, accelerating his running speed until he plows into the Heart sword-first, creating a deep stab-wound in the Heart’s muscle. He abruptly brings the sword upward in a smooth chop, lengthening the stab-wound into a long gash in the Heart. In his other hand, the Flowmetal Wand glows and fires a spray of Liquid Death, condensed from raw essentia in the span of a second, into the gash. The liquid, incredibly inimical to life, immediately begins to dissolve the flesh of the Heart into its component essentia. (Which I suppose in this case would be Victus, Corpus, and Exanimis.) In any case, another glow from the wand heralds a swarm of fireballs that stream onto the Heart, cooking it evenly - Crystal follows this mildly culinary theme up by carving the Heart expertly. Magic once again flickers around the Wand, this time jumping to the sword in Crystal’s other hand, drawing upon its essence, and creating a massive blade of magic, infused with the essence of weaponry and harm, around the physical blade. Crystal quickly holsters the wand before flying up, shifting his hold on his sword to a two-handed grip, and neatly bisecting the Disembodied Heart. He then retrieves the wand, returns the sword to a one-handed grip, and draws away the sword-aura around the tangible sword before channeling the retrieved magic into a burst of lightning straight into the exposed insides of the Heart, which is quickly followed by materializing a gigantic needle and thread that quickly sews the two halves of the Heart back together. For an ending, he channels fire magic into the thread, which instantly evaporates in a burst of flame that sears the halves back together properly.
==Entities==
Salt will attack The Chief with TRAVELLER RETURNING.
==Responses==
Yeah, I’ve had that problem as well, Tazz. Just look at how quickly everyone blew through the Crypt in Terraria.
I take a second spider donut. Well, thank you for not wasting it. Now I have 12,000 HP of insta-heal whenever I desire.
Ludovico Technique && Laser: Red Ring O' Death 9/10
Blank Card II Magic Ink: Blank Spell card 5/6
Rainbow Star && Super Star: Invincibility Star 4/6
ABILITY ACTIVATED! FIRST STRIKE! (Attacks immediately)
Dark Bowser keels over as his health reaches 0.
I HAVE CHORTLES!!!
Dark Bowser stands back up as his health is fully restored. 38,500 HP back on the table. He doubles in size, and grins at Twitchy.
Raising his arms in the air, Dark Bowser creates a massive group of enemies out of dark energy. He throws it straight at the disembodied hands. The hands are blown sideways, still being pushed by the enemy ball. The hands slowly make their way back to the battlefield, but must first make their way through the enemies…
First are a series of Cheep Cheeps, which jump up from a convenient body of water to ram face first into the hands. They are followed by Goombas, who follow their training: March Straight at the Enemies’ Feet. Unfortunately, the disembodied hands lack feet, so the Goombas collide with the Disembodied Hands. The Hands traverse over a series of pipes, and are immediately ambushed by a Piranha Plant from below. More pop out of each of the other pipe, and blast the Hands with fire. Next the 4 varieties of Koopa, Red, Green, Para, Regular, all smack the Hands via their shells. A Buzzy Beetle comes from a random cave ceiling, drops down, and speeds into the Hands. A Lakitu comes out of the sky, tossing Spinys all over the place, as a Blooper sails through the sky because screw physics.
A Hammer Bro pelts the Hands with hammers this entire time, as random Bullet Bills shoot the Hands in the Hand. Finally, a Lava Bubble comes up from below to collide with the Hands.
A Paragoomba rams into the Hands, and drops Microgoombas atop them to slow them down. A Fire Bro and Boomerang Bro each pound the Hands with their respective weapons. As the hands enter the water, Boss Bass and Big Bertha swallow them. A Fire Lotus, and a Spiny Cheep Cheep attack the Hands before they can exit the water. They swim up, but ram face first into a Jelectro before leaving. They finally exit, and are greeted by the ANGRY SUN slamming into them. After getting burned by a Fire Snake, a passing Airship throws out some Chain Chomps and Rocky Wrenches, which bite and throw wrenches at the Hands respectively. They also fire some homing bullet bills. The hands approach a platform that lacks enemies, only to be surprised by Stretch coming out of the ground. They are pounded by a massive hammer from a Sledge Bro, hit with bones from the regenerating Dry Bones, are ambushed by the walking candles known as Hot Foot, and are finally squished flat by a Thwomp. Then a Flame Chomp sneaks up behind them and shoots them with fire. A parabeetle takes them high into the sky, where they fall onto a Ptooie’s spike ball. A Pile-Driver Microgoomba hops on top of them from a block, and receive a block to the face from a Buster Beetle. They get their bottom chomped upon by Nippers, take more fireballs from their firebreathing variety, and finally stumble past this section.
“Hey! Twitchy! If you don’t want this to happen again, attack a specific body part on Dark Bowser! Which one? The game’s come out by now, hasn’t it? So you should know! All of you!
Mechsuit fully powered!
The mechsuit I am occupying jumps up into the air, and does the generic POWER UNLEASHED!!! pose. You know which one I'm talking about. It unleashes a flash of light, covering everyone's monitors in white. The screen fades to black. The shadows cover what appears to be a massive robot, the size that could step upon a person and squish them easily. The shadows draw back from the mechsuit.
"Say hello to my not-so-little friend!"
Mechsuit
150,000 HP
Special Abilities: Powers up my attacks, takes two actions.
Special Attacks:
Energy Ball III
When not referring to a Pokemon move, this is a ball of energy which attacks a single target, then adds to the shield around the Mech. Each energy ball adds a 5% chance of attacks on the Mechsuit failing.
Background Barrage IIII
Once every 4 turns, the Mechsuit will attack from the background, making each of its attacks have only a 50% chance to hit, and dodging the entire EoTB.
Phantom Strike, Rocket Storm: This pair of attacks occurs when there are 3 energy balls surrounding the Mechsuit. Rocket Storm is a medium damage attack on all enemy targets. Phantom Strike is a single target attack that deals 100,000 damage. Each of these attacks are unavoidable, and destroy the three energy balls, meaning they can only be used once at a time.
Chair (I hope I don't tick you off, Ire.) && Marker = Chairiel 1/???
Broken Reign of Arrows && Iron Ingots && A WHOLE Lotta Duct Tape = Fixed Reign of Arrows 5/9 (Well, technically, it isn't the same alchemy, it's the FIXED Reign of Arrows, not just Reign of Arrows.)
Darude && Sandstorm = Darude - Sandstorm 2/7
Feyd, the Enderman King 9/25
Chuck Norris (AW HELL YEAH) 11/50
Newb King (Note, NEWB, not NOOB.) 3/17
+1 to Fury, +1 to Toast, +1 to Pricey
Sukard beats the crap out of the AUT because he hates those kind of things.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
Alright, I have a plan ready to attack the godmodders again, but unfortunately I am not quite ready to execute. Hey EXOS, mind stalling everyone by telling them about your new drones?
Sure, why not. Okay, I have sent a large group of drones in to back up the GS team in the battle. The Scout Drones are small, fast, and hard to hit, the Sniper Drones can use wormhole shots to bypass enemy defenses, and the Shock Drones are big and powerful and have a charged attack that creates a thunderstorm effect (this gives every non-GS entity a 10% chance to get struck by lightning each turn once initiated). They also have systems that make them immune to mind control (namely, me directly controlling them better than the godmodders ever could)
Scout Drones: 500/500 HP x25. Evasive (25%).
Sniper Drones: 500/500 HP x25. Deals true damage, ignoring armor and bodyguards of all kinds.
Shock Drones: 1000/1000 HP x20. Thunderstorm: |||
Alright, that wasn't enough stalling, but whatever. Initiate Operation GODSLAYER Beta:
OPERATION: GODSLAYER
PHASE: BETA
STRATEGY: POWER VACUUM
Suddenly, both UserZero and Richard receive a message (as would any other godmodder on the field):
Tired of old, boring mice? Need an extra power boost? Try the new development from the makers of computer mice: the RAT! The RAT is better than a pure mouse, packing extreme sensitivity, an artificial brain to help you click on what you want to click on, 10 programmable buttons for all your macro needs, and wireless tail-free functionality to avoid having to deal with those pesky cables. In addition, if you are on the Godmodding ladder, the RAT provides you with a big power boost to help you beat enemies that would normally be far above your power level! Join the new league of gamers today, with the RAT!
Normally, they would probably ignore it (Richard might try to hunt down the guy who said the message and banhammer them), but the message integrates a unique memetic effect to get the targets of the advertising to actually pay attention to it. This gets the godmodders interested in the sales pitch, and both Richard and UserZero take a break to order the RAT and boost their power level.
Unfortunately for them, the RAT is missing some very important components, and does not work when it arrives at their houses (how does it arrive at their houses? The same way it convinces them to buy it: anomolous effects of some sort). They both open the instructions:
Richard's path:
Step 1: Catch a rodent (rats are best due to their high intelligence), then remove its brain matter and place it inside the processing core (see diagram 1:A for information on the best way to do this). This organic brain matter will run the lightning-quick operations needed to operate the RAT.
Richard naturally tries to do this by using his real-world godmodding powers to summon a rat, squish it in his hands, and put the brain in, but unfortunately the RAT rejects the brain, explosively. Richard then digs through the manual about this (probably to find a way to return it), and finds that use of godmodding energy in the process of capturing the rodent is likely to damage the device. The enraged Richard decides to just set out some glue traps instead to catch a live rat, and waits about 3 hours before one shows up (for some reason time does not pass in-game while this is happening, probably because of how time only advances when Tazz is around to run the update). After catching it, he puts the brain inside the processing core, which works properly this time.
Step 2: Insert the USB device into your computer's USB ports.
Richard tries to find the USB device in the package, but is unable to find it. After wasting about 15 minutes, he manages to find it stored inside the RAT itself.
Step 3: Run the HarvestCPU process to upload the computer's CPU into the RAT. WARNING: This will destroy the computer used for this process, use that old computer you were going to trash anyways.
Richard shudders at the thought of his computer being destroyed, but then realizes he has infinite computers, and goes through with it.
Step 4: Insert the USB device into the computer you actually plan on using, then restart the computer.
"Blah blah blah stupid stuff blah blah blah"
Step 5: Go through the calibration process to calibrate the RAT.
{Trade secrets - REDACTED} Step 6: Restart the computer again to save changes to the RAT. "So restarting saves the changes, how? What a waste of time." Step 7: draw blood to add to the RAT's organic brain. This will allow the brain to gain valuable knowledge of your desires to help give the best playing experience possible. Richard fears this step will cause damage to him, so he looks in the FAQ for the answer. After being reassured that he will not take damage from this, he puts a few drops of his blood inside the RAT.
Step 8: Play the test games to activate the RAT's learning processes. This will allow the RAT to adapt to your playstyles.
Richard plays through 5 of the hardest bullet hell games ever. Unfortunately, he gets stuck on the fourth game.
ERROR: Calibration Failure: Restarting
ERROR: Calibration Failure: Restarting
ERROR: Calibration Failure: Restarting
Luckily, after the fourth time, the RAT's adaptive algorithms kick in to give Richard an easy win.
Step 9: Accept the EULA agreements, privacy policy, terms of use, and waiver.
Richard breezes through the paperwork to get to the part where he destroys UserZero with his new RAT. (seriously, does ANYONE read those? Didn't think so)
Step 10: Enjoy your new RAT!
Richard returns to the server and prepares to destroy UserZero. However, he suddenly notices his HP went down by 1. After making sure he was not ambushed while AFK (shouldn't happen, given his army of allies), he attempts to figure out what caused him to take damage. Best he can tell, someone (probably UserZero) set up a tuba-playing band, causing his ears to explode. "DIE, USERZERO! FOR I HAVE THE POWER OF THE RAT!" "So do I, tuba boy."
UserZero's path:
Step 1: Catch a rodent (rats are best due to their high intelligence), then remove its brain matter and place it inside the processing core (see diagram 1:A for information on the best way to do this). This organic brain matter will run the lightning-quick operations needed to operate the RAT.
UserZero uses her godmodding abilities to summon a rat brain and place it directly inside the processing core, only to be met by the brain exploding. She tries again, only to be met with another exploding brain. She looks in the manual to figure out who made it so she can kill them (after making them set it up for them of course), and finds that godmodding energy can interfere with the setup process. Since it fails to say that that happens all the time, she just bulls ahead and continues until she finally gets the rat brain inside effectively, resulting in everything in her room being showered with blood ("Just how I like it, right?") Step 2: Insert the USB device into your computer's USB ports. UserZero fails to find the USB device anywhere, and uses Summon USB Device after about a minute of being annoyed. She then plugs the USB device into her computer.
Step 3: Run the HarvestCPU process to upload the computer's CPU into the RAT. WARNING: This will destroy the computer used for this process, use that old computer you were going to trash anyways.
UserZero shudders at the thought of his computer being destroyed, but then realizes he has infinite computers, and goes through with it.
Step 4: Insert the USB device into the computer you actually plan on using, then restart the computer.
"Wait why do I need to restart the computer?"
Step 5: Go through the calibration process to calibrate the RAT.
{Trade secrets - REDACTED} Step 6: Restart the computer again to save changes to the RAT. "How about we skip that step, eh?" ERROR: RESTART NOT FOUND! The RAT begins malfunctioning and flying around the room at high speeds, nearly hitting UserZero several times until she hits the restart button, which calms it down. "Okay, okay, you win, take your stupid restart. Keep this up and you wont live to control my computer!"
Step 7: draw blood to add to the RAT's organic brain. This will allow the brain to gain valuable knowledge of your desires to help give the best playing experience possible.
UserZero decides that the possible (small) amount of damage is worth being able to wipe Richard off the battlefield (along with all his friends), and adds blood to the machine. This does not cause her damage, however (mainly because if drawing blood caused people to take damage, diabetics would die a few days after being diagnosed, and medicine would be very outdated).
Step 8: Play the test games to activate the RAT's learning processes. This will allow the RAT to adapt to your playstyles.
UserZero breezes through the easy games. She IS an Omega+ Class Godmodder, after all.
Step 9: Accept the EULA agreements, privacy policy, terms of use, and waiver.
UserZero breezes through the paperwork to get to the part where she destroys Richard with his new RAT. (seriously, does ANYONE read those? Didn't think so)
Step 10: Enjoy your new RAT!
UserZero gets back on the server, and the first thing she notices is her HP being 1 lower than when she left it. She freaks out because that must mean her Gatekeeper is dead already, but then figures out that the Barrier is still there. "HOW THE GORILLA DID I TAKE DAMAGE! THIS BARRIER IS INDESTRUCTIBLE!" Crusher48 responds with this retort: "Yeah, its indestructible, but it doesnt really help against my friend EXOS using a sniper drone to shoot you past the barrier (note: EXOS did not actually shoot UserZero with the sniper drone, and Crusher48 did not really say this either)."
Turns out both of them fell for what the RAT really is: a Remote Access Trojan, designed to access their data and steal their HP. Though it does still have plenty of power boost to go along with it (making godmodders about twice as powerful), the RAT drains 1 HP from a godmodder that uses it each round (including the round it was activated in), and then makes up a justification to get the godmodder to believe something else caused the damage. Due to how it accesses data, nothing other than just not using the RAT can prevent damage from the RAT.
(OOC 1: The seperate paths are SUPPOSED to be in spoilers, but MCF apparently doesnt like spoilers because that didnt work)
(OOC 2: People keep forgetting about me, can you make sure to mention "EXOS +1s all GS players" or something at the end of each round?)
Blue Suit && Courtroom Antics && Lots and Lots of Buffing && Attorney's Badge = Wright 3/8 Level 88
Actual action=========
i create a wall of text and shove it in the disembioded's hearts face. Having no arms, it is forced to look at the spelling and grammar-error ridden wall of text FOREVER.
Recipe's of Note======
Gravity Gauntlet > fine = Falls (Level 9 0/10) (in progress)
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8 Error! No description found!
Entity's:
the Annoying Dog sits still. Every sniper drone proceeds to lock onto it. Not to be easy killed, the Annoying Dog prepares a telechain that will leave them to destroy each other... then realizes that Patch Quilt is ready to use and instead heals and buffs both alien drones. He finally patched the quilt. The quilt being a metaphor for the game, Minecraft suddenly gains a new patch werein the both Alien Drone's HP has been raised.
how2wastecharges:14/22(
A heal 8/10 (1 from megaq)
2+ to MeGa
1+ to Muffet (Spider Cider stolen by annoying dog!)
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Sorodin's Soul> Took you a while. I was starting to think my friend Shard over here might run out due to charge decay.
Focusing back on Twitchy, Sorodin takes out a Pokeball, Twitchy being merged with Skarmory and all. Sending it out, everyone realizes it's a level 100 pokemon that's been fed one too many Super Mushrooms, the red plasma coming out of the Pokeball seems never-ending. As it forms into a shape, people realize it's one of the most feared and deadly pokemon. It is... a level 100 Magikarp? What the heck? Who would train a freaking Magikarp up to level 100 without evolving it- and all the moves have been rejected! It doesn't even know Tackle! The most deadly thing it could do it die and fall on top of something! All the PZ forces, not caring about the seemingly harmless colossal Magikarp, just ignore it. It then uses Splash, it's only move. Usually, that wouldn't do much, but since Sorodin fed it tons of Giga Mushrooms, it splashing creates a tsunami headed for the battlefield. When it hits, all the AZ entites find that they were shielded from it, while the PZ entites probably had a very bad time.
Ring && Oblivion Energy = Brine 6/11
Gavel && Mute Button && Pause Button = Order in the Court 2/9
=Inventory=
Space-Time Manipulator
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64
Voidmetal Bottle
Pocket Dimension
Infinite Pie Cornucopia
Traho
Stevereen Figure
World in a Bottle
"Godmodder's Friend" T-Shirt
(Only including things that I deem important to my ultimate alchemy chain thingy)
==Charges==
Celestial Guardian 50/50!
Sorodin's Soul realizes that his amulet he conceals underneath his shirt had started glowing with intense heat. Pulling it out, he admired it for a few more seconds before it dissolved. The stone seemed to be made of the sun itself- which it was, and was engraved with a stunning image of a dragon's head. This was the Starstone Amulet, capable of calling forth the leader of the star centrions, a forgotten species that lived by the stars, died by the stars, and were the stars. Pressing his thumb to it, it let out a resonating hum, getting louder by the second. A few seconds later, it exploded forcefully, the stardust flying everywhere, only to be reassembled into a vaguely humanoid shape. The figure slowly turned around to face Sorodin.
Shard> So, old friend, what mess have you gotten yourself into this time?
[AZ] Shard of the Drakon [AZ]
HP: 210000/210000
Abilities:
Passive:
Sunlight
Will melt entities based off snow or ice, and deal double damage to entities weak to sunlight. I totally didn't make this solely for the purpose of defeating the Chief. Sure.
Manual:
Brilliance
Deals weak damage to a lot of PZ entites.
Starbeam
Fires a relentless beam of stardust at a single enemy. for huge damage, but takes 10,000 HP from himself. 3 post charge.
Drakon Constelation
Summons Eredeth, the Drakon to ride. Can only be used once. Eredeth has 100,000 HP, and takes 5 posts to charge. When he's active, Shard is airborn and evasive.
Sharshot
Fires a ball of starstone at an enemy for moderate damage.
Yes, he is literally made of stardust from the sun. Don't question it.
Alright, looks like Twitchy still has plenty of stuff guarding it. The best bet for our team is to help it destroy all AZ entities!
I take Salt, and introduce it to its other brother, Pepper. Salt is really good at running, and Pepper, his evil counterpart (Who HATES Salt), is really good at punching things in incredibly painful manners. However, I make sure Salt is in an impossible-to-escape room first, forcing him into a direct fight...
Pressurized Air Canister && Laser Rifle = Atmolauncher 3/4
Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae && Essence of Air (A Potato Chip Bag) = Bluster Flailbldae 5/11
Oh dear. Why did I ever cause that abomination to exist? I take out a grenade launcher and load up my dance grenades. Grenade spam ensues on one of the disembodied hands. As it does some weird jittery thing I drink a phase potion, go inside it, and telefrag it.
(Sorry about creating Twitchy, guys)
(I was the one who exposed it to the hivemind if you forgot)
Essence of Corruption && The Forge Stoker = ? (Level ?: 1/?)
Scalding Holy Water 000 Essence of Corruption = ? (Level ?: 1/?)
(If I can only use essence of corruption on one alchemy I choose the first one)
John stops fighting and looks over at the Anti Originality Turret. "You want a piece of me! I see you over there". He then takes out fear no anvil and drops it on the turret. But, for originality, he drops it upside down! He then picks it up and repeats it a couple time, therefore defeating the point of his originality in the first place...
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anacrhonism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1: The Essence of one of the four corners of the Void, Corruption. It's power is destructive in nature, meant to be used in dire straights, but it's also pretty impressive-close second to Oblivion in terms of destructive potential. It's only second because it's more of a gradual force, but boy is it impressive. Here, it's form glitches out-then again, in a code-based environment, Corruption and Glitchiness are practically equivalent.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Potion of Hacking (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
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14/50 The being that is itself time
8/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods
1/50 Galenth Dysely. I feel the need to troll someone...
+2 Ire, +1 Muffet
I take a third spider donut. Now I have 18,000 HP of insta-heal whenever I desire. I sense a flaw...what is there to keep me from hoarding these?
Ludovico Technique && Laser: Red Ring O' Death 10/10
Blank Card II Magic Ink: Blank Spell card 6/6
Rainbow Star && Super Star: Invincibility Star 4/6
I immediately move the RRoD over one of the Disembodied Hands, and take the spell card for later.
I also use my Mechsuit for the first time, landing, quickly taking the massive gun, and firing a spread shot. The shots impact the ground, and send blue shockwaves into the Disembodied Hand. I also lock on to a bunch of areas above the shockwave. Those places explode.
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34/50 Operation "Artifact is Go"
20/20 Time Portal
Lets do this 2 turn summon
6/15 Shroomb Army
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Hmmm...interesting...these gates that uzis gatekeepers guard seems to be connected to the TAT base.
I wonder if i just see if i can modify a few TAT coding and ...
Gate 1 suddenly moves farther up to reveal an portal but... only fraction of a portal? Hmm. it seems all of the portals need to be used in order to be at full potential. Thank goodness it's made of indestructium. But the controls are not... lol.
... Well, this is interesting, lets see what it can do.
Gate 1: Indestructible
Control panel: HP:20,000 (Guarded by Energy Shield)
Energy Shield: HP 50,000 (Regens 2,000 HP Per Turn, Takes 40% Less damage from all attacks, Only blocks attacks at control panel if it has more than 1 HP, HP can not be lowered past 1)
Special Ability: Can summon minor entities using charge points
Gains 1 Charge per turn
Entity charge limit is 5
When Control panel is destroyed control of the Entity goes to the destroyer.
Hint:When more Gates are unlocked the power of the gates increase.
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=Turn One=
(50 / 50) comic. -> here we go. (AWAITING PARTNER) (+6, Insert, FBSN, Toast)
(5 / 30) Armistyx: Rapture Mode
+3 to Insert
=Alchemy=
Ia! Ia! (Level 10: 9/11)
The Flamestriker (Level 8: 5/9)
Killing Spree (Level 8: 5/9)
=Command=
Napstablook floats away to the ruins, and proceeds to continue mixing funky jams. Muffet will use Donut Bounce on The Chief, then heals the Spoopinator with it for 5k.
=Action=
I decide to give the Chief a steak. It's of an appropriate size for him, and cooked to perfection! I then decide to pour salt for him until he says there's enough salt. After the proper amount of salt is put down, he politely tells me to stop. But that won't happen. The salt is already flowing. I reveal that the salt covering the steak is actually my essence; pure salt from failing to finish off Phantom Walker. And the salt begins to pile up. Eventually, a massive mountain of salt covers the battlefield, dwarfing the mountains that the terrain is made up of. Inside the massive mountain of salt, the Chief can't breath; salt is constantly pouring into every tiny gap in his body, and it HURTS.
Suddenly, the salt, running out of places to go, opts to go straight through his eyes. The salt burns straight through his eyeballs and leaves massive burning in their wake. The Chief then finds that the salt around his is parting, and that he's in a massive dome made of salt. I'm standing in the centre of the dome, laughing about salt. For I am the new Elemental Lord of Salt, outsalting even the entity called Salt. Massive pulses of salt fly from my mouth, launching the Chief into the salt dome surrounding him. It seems that whenever he touches the dome, the salt will attempt to consume him and pull him in deeper. He manages to avoid being pulled in, but is quickly shot back in by another pulse of salt. The salt pulls him in, leaving only his head sticking out. I then jump towards him, land on his face, and begin channelling my powers to pour nearly twenty-seven pounds of salt a millisecond in an attempt to suffocate the Chief with salt.
The salt passes right through his body; it moves at insane rates however, going in one end and out the other at insane speeds, wreaking havoc on his bodily systems! Remember the steak from before? I then jump to the centre of the arena, and reach my arm down and pull out the steak, now glowing a solid white due to all the pure salty energy. I then slap the Chief with the steak. He promptly flies straight through the mountain of salt, and slams into a normal mountain. And then he realizes; his body is slowly turning into salt! The Uber-Salt Steak's side effect is that whatever it hits slowly turns into salt, assuming that you swing the steak fast enough.
Using my newfound powers of Saltomancy, I manipulate the salt that the Chief is slowly turning into, giving him all sorts of new salty pains to deal with. I shove the salt through his bloodstreams, through his brain and into his lungs. The salt is slowly consuming him now. As his transformation into a giant pile of salt continues, I set up a giant desktop fan. I power it up, and the parts of the Chief that are converting to salt are now blowing away in the wind, into the distance. The converson rate of Chief to Salt slowly increases, and the Chief begins to panic. The process of being turned into salt is always a strange thing.
I then summon thousands of players, and give them all Uber-Salt Steaks. They all hunt down the Chief with them, and every hit increases the Chief-to-Salt rate dramatically! Eventually, 50% of the Chief is salt, and that number is rising by the second! While the Chief is in pure agony from this amazing salt-based nightmare, I proceed to shove thirty-eight Uber-Salt Steaks into the Chief's mouth. The flavor is... indescribable, and causes the Chief's head to explode, turning into a fine cloud of salt.
...
UserZero sighs as she sweeps up the Chief. Rebuilding him will take a bit.
Darn it, I missed another turn! On the bright side, Tazz is being productive (Thanks for the alchemies, they were just as I imagined)! Keep up the good work!
Also, I think that the bosses are just being cut down that quickly.
Inventory: Spider Donut (Heals 6,000 HP to target entity when used)
I +Assist Muffet again. I may or may not need these things later.
I, after analyzing the Battlefield, realize that Napstablook is dead and I shed a few tears. I curse Uzi under my breath and decide to take it out on the boss! Rationalizing that the spawner-type enemy should die first due to its damage over time, I fire several incendiary rounds into the Disembodied Heart in short but rapid bursts of pain!
Support: 55/100% (+3 +Assisting an ally, +2 Attacking/Debuffing a PZ-Boss, -3 Progression)
I got a Spider Donut from +1ing Muffet, and i send one to Sp00pinat0r (THANKS) then i sit down on a good seat watching some people and i heard there is a hole in front of the Chief's Hat i said, "Someone's did it!" and the guy in a green military uniform from a Sburb session saying "I shot that, Come here zombie police gorilla" the Chief is charging at him but he fell in the Colossal Bathtub filled with Spikes, Piercing Lights and Molten Magma. the same guy with a military uniform saying "Give a break" Well, i rest on the sunbed with a parasol.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 36/50 +1 from MeGa, Talist Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 36/50 +1 from MeGa, Talist
Ebbotine h0I! 5/30
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: 0H... WELL, I LAYER AN SP00PY SHIELD 0N MYSELF, AND I LET MY CRIMS0N SKELLIES DEFEND ME AND NEXT TURN, IT WILL BE G0ING T0 BE G00D!
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Muffet, +1 Mega/Redstone
Charge Bank: +1 from MeGa
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Blue Suit && Courtroom Antics && Lots and Lots of Buffing && Attorney's Badge = Wright 3/8 Level 8
Actual action=========
I fire a missile from the saints row. It blows up into dozens of megatroll bombs that home onto the disembodied Heart. The Megatroll bombs blow up, revealing that they have Mr. Boom, Mr. Mega, Bob's Curse, Sad Bombs, and Cluster Bombs. When they explode it is revealed the tears from the Sad Bombs are Sacred Heart and Mysterious Liquid bullets. The cluster bombs turn out to be an infinite loop- When they explode, they not only scatter tear's everywhere but
reveal MORE trollbombs. This cycle continues until i get bored and whack it with The Conscientious Objector, objecting to it's existence.
Recipe's of Note======
Gravity Gauntlet > fine = Falls (Level 9 0/10) (in progress)
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
From what I saw up to now there is enough interesting material...
Hezetor closes his eyes and concentrates, he is going to activate different meta keto-links,he is going to re-activate its first power, its very essence.
A power which in the past allowed him to evolve, its first power: absorption.
What at first was simply the ability to absorb minute amounts of energy over time it has evolved to be able to absorb complex concepts, as life and death, time and space, but what allowed him to evolve more than anything else was absorb other powers, others essences.
Activating its power for a moment a faint blue aura can be glimpsed by those who were watching at that moment, no one since he should be in space.
I must have inadvertently lost focus and allow the aura to propagate... I should be more careful it's never a good idea to emit auras into the surrounding...
Well I can start t-
Immediately after re-activated its power Hezetor starts to feel a terrible, incessant throb in his mind.
What the hell is going on, this is not right at all...
In a moment he realized, a limitation, a flaw, something was different, like a limit to his powers.
Whatever happened it was not caused by his keto-links, maybe an external force.
This ... is not right... is not right... what is limiting my essence? What's going on here? There is something or someone, that limited me...
After these thoughts Hezetor starts checking all the possible causes: magics, curses, gelik neu, the possible error of a timed variable, everything.
Apparently the flaw occurred naturally, like the power was intended to be like that from the beginning, but he perfectly knows that it is not like that.
The Power:
The power to absorb, assimilation, this is what now Hezetor acquired, in short, the ability to copy techniques, passive, or attacks by his surroundings, namely entities.
For some unknown reason the original power is now limited as follows:
1 Hezetor can hold at max 3 abilities at the same time.
2 He can copy these abilities only from entities dead by at most 2 turns.
3 He is not able to choose what power get from said entity.
4 Godmodders, Boss and Gatekeepers must be killed directly by him in order to copy their powers.
Of course, he can just discard and draw from the same entity as an action without penalty if he does so immediately after getting it.
(oh expect him being able to copy abilities even when such are mechanical peculiarities, genetic uniqueness, inimitable techniques, or eldritch weirdness and expect him to copy such abilities from entities that were dismembered, nullified, of sent to another dimension)
Now given that Hezetor killed Phantom Walker let's start from his abilities.
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I peruse my vast collection of antiques. Alas, I haven't any corpses. Regardless, I manage to get my hands on an eighteenth-century musket, accompanied by a bit of a lead-tipped bayonet. This should be functional enough.
I proceed to carefully affix the bayonet to its designated position, before striding into the core of the madness, not even bothering to load the weapon. I causally spear a Disembodied Hand, forcing it down to the base of the lead. Moving quickly, so to not dislodge the thing, I exit the core of destruction, before engineering a working firepit, and lighting the logs within ablaze. As the flames rage in an upward direction, I stab the bayonet into the burning logs, before disconnecting the thing. It wasn't an antique, of course. The soft metal melts over the Disembodied Hand, fusing it to a burning log. Excellent. I poke the fire several times with a foot, watching glowing sparks spitting off of the epicenter of warmth. I quickly knock several more logs over a somewhat-writhing Disembodied Hand. That is simply distasteful.
In mere minutes, the embers are glowing warmly, lead-stained ashes filling the small pit. Waiting for the thing to die out utterly, I prepare for the inevitable by establishing a small edge-runner mill in the side of the pit, applying sizable enough amounts of sulfur and saltpeter to the thing. As the fire dies out, I scoop out a handful of the ashes of the Disembodied Hand, and add them to the mixture, allowing the mill to function. few more processes afterward, I have myself some veritable gunpowder, which I immediately load into the antique musket. The ultimate sign of disrespect is utilizing the ashes of one's genetic near-duplicate to propel a bullet at the duplicate's relative, after all. I immediately get into position, aiming the somewhat unwieldy weapon's barrel at another Disembodied Hand. Pulling the trigger, a large amount of smoke bursts from the aforementioned barrel, along with the sadly familiar bang of a gunshot.
Funnily enough, I manage to miss the targeted Hand. However, serendipitously, the thing strikes another hand directly in the center. The lead mixture within the bullet seeps into the wound, along with the scattered fragments of ashes infused into the projectile. The wound itself begins to flicker with pulsating verdant of a surprisingly dull shade. I lower the musket, putting it away. I can deal with that later, after all. The flesh of the Disembodied Hand in question begins to writhe somewhat, dripping with numerous bodily fluids, some of which not ordinarily present in the hand of a humanoid creature. With a twitch, and a resounding roar, the original Disembodied Hand, wrought anew, leaps forth from the gaping hole in the center of the secondary Hand. The two hands, reformed in essence, are bound together entirely, the restrictions of flesh proving doubly callous. However, this revival is also accompanied by the sudden increase of lead in the composition of the now-joined beings.
Observing this, I deem it necessary to take several steps in a backward direction, the conjoined extremities of the flesh leaking a substantial amount of liquid lead onto the ground. The foul molten stuff pools together, a miniature lake of darkened metal in an ocean of war-torn land. The dripping of the lead seems ceaseless, forming a steadily more massive puddle beneath the horror-bound appendages.
I raise a finger, carefully overseeing the dripping of lead. The pool glows teal, sparking with psiokinetic energies in a manner akin to burning oil, perhaps. A hiss emanates across the general area, and the metal solidifies- after abruptly rising into the air, and puncturing the forms of both of the Hands, that is. The metal proceeds to solidify fully into lead, welding the Hands to the floor. That's over with, then.
I would deem it necessary to create a second post, but I'm still suffering quite heavily, in my meaningless opinion, from a lack of creativity, likely spurred on by the death of the playerbase. Focus shall have to do. Now, I've got a constitution to write.
Elemental Crusher && Sacrificial Knife && Concentrated Blood Essence = The Bloodletter (7/9)
Voidmetal Shovel && Necromantic Rune && Quicksilver Core = Mercurial Gravedigger (6/8)
Stamper && Scarlet Ink && Concentrated Ordo Vis = The Ratification (5/5!)
THE RATIFICATION: A scarlet stamper with a handle composed of polished mahogany. Its mark can be imposed upon official documents, infusing them with the essence of arcane order, fusing the terms and conditions of said document into the laws of reality itself, for a near-permanent amount of time.
NEW: Voidmetal Dagger && Chilled Stone && Runed Bone = The Unforeseen (1/???)
(+3 to Bomber)
Flow 8/50 /////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Murmur of the Harvestman 22/50 (+2 from Richard, +3 from Crystal) /////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Imperator 38/50 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Alchemies
V-Cube 3 && Tungsten Container of Tungsten Manipulation Energies = W-Cube 3 (5/6)
(M134 Minigun && Dispenser) && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Rapid Dispenser Module (3/6)
Polymorphic Energies && Sword = Polymorphic Blade (1/?)
Polymorphic Energies: Energy allowing any object to polymorph a la NetHack.
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (1/50)
Project M09-The Logician (25/50) (+6 from Fseftr)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (8/50)
+3 to Fseftr
Action
Enraged by my efforts being negated almost entirely, I turn to an associate of mine. I pull out a business card.
Living Ehglish Scripting Foreign??
1,332 Large Complete Road
Balonia Thr??
e/Town 94,423
I dial the number on the reverse of the card which is luckily in non-terribly-translated digits.
"Hello, is this the office of Living Ehglish Scripting Foreign?"
"What Not understand, the person"
"Excuses of. Assitance,I'm am at My wold— world.Need"
"¿Request?"
"A, Mr/Ms トゥイãƒãƒ¼-."
"Yes. The My wold— world. subdivide of Life EEgurishu Writer Forein will there be? there Half points"
In exactly thirty seconds, the Minecraftian division of Living Ehglish Scripting Foreign arrives to the scene.
"The Mr/Ms トゥイãƒãƒ¼!! at the rate of, what? ¡The good elephant appears to be corrupt!" one of the Engrishmen shouts.
"Escuse of. Iam GreenFive M. To attack/strike?"
"Indeed, a, u body heart to assault, the!"
"A! Charge upon, the uu body heart!"
GreenFive M and the LESF crew begin smashing the Disembodied Heart with low-quality translation devices, yelling Engrish battlecries like "TO THE PRESENT!"
Fifteen minutes later, the entire LESF crew is tired from smashing the Disembodied Heart and run off into a portal without saying a word.
Action
Rinon will use ʃwɑː stɹaɪkfɔɹs and she and her schwas will attack the Disembodied Hands with a series of trills.
After the pandemonium that just happened Rootmars telepathically contacts Hezetor:
Rootmars: Sfp jsèèrmrf jrtr!? Od yjod s ytovl?!
Hezetor :... watch your mouth Tppynstd, apparently not everything went as planned, nothing terrible in the end.
Rootmars: Yje rmyotr djo esd frpurd om pm joy yjsy od vtsxu...
Hezetor: Apparently fate is against you, now that does not matter, I need the blue print of your cloning machine, send it through psi-link 'k'.
Rootmars: Ejsy eoòò jsèèrm yp ,u dpmd?
Hezetor: I'll take care of them in the future and I'll re create the ship when the right moment comes, now give these blueprints, use procedure J-J-3.
Rootmars: Sd upi esmy nu òptf...
Thanks to the psi-link Hezetor now posses the blueprint of the Martian Cloning Machine, sadly it requires the peculiar material produced by Rootmars to work.
Hezetor just simply leaves the Throne to acquire altitude, he is just looking for some relax in the lovely empty space that is the distance between this planet and his moon, he now wishes to read what the Guide has to say about section [2.2].
The Dai-Manjii will try to summon the mini-UFOs, he will attack the chief.
@Tazz the death of Phantom Walker should't have damaged Uzi?
+3 Topazian
The Power 46/50
and the Glory 23/50
... 10/50
Infinity Sided die && Quantum Computer = Quantum Infinitet (Level 8: 8/9)
Orb || (void && null) = Orb of Voidial Manipulation (Level 7: 7/8)
Module || paper with written over the spell "Telepathic Bond, Lesser" = Module of mind network (Level 7: 4/8)
==Turn 1==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Imperator 38/50 (+2 from Bomber.)
Ante Up 24/50 (+1 from Richard)
Generic Charge 15/15! (+4 from Bomber, +1 from Richard)
Charge #2: 1/20
+3 to Erelye.
Flowmetal && Wand = Flowmetal Wand 11/11!
Ebbmetal && Sword = Ebbmetal Sword 11/11!
FLOWMETAL WAND: A wand made entirely of Flowmetal. It pulses with the pure essence of magic, and can channel magic exceptionally well.
EBBMETAL SWORD: A sword whose blade is made of Ebbmetal. It is more or less nothing but a sword, but performs this function amazingly well - its blade is supernaturally, amazingly sharp, and the pure essence of harm that flows through its metal transforms even a nick into a grievous wound.
NEW ALCHEMIES:
Dulled Dagger && True Essence of Fire == Blade of Hottest Flame 1/11 (presumably level 10)
Stick && True Essence of Air == Wand of Greatest Heights 1/11 (presumably level 10)
Guardmetal && Micromail Suit == Guardmetal Micromail Suit 1/11 (also presumably level 10)
MICROMAIL SUIT: A full set of protective clothing - long-sleeved shirt, pants, and a hood for head protection - forged of micromail, chainmail made with incredibly small links. Has reasonable protective properties, given that it’s otherwise made of normal metal. Also, doesn’t chafe!
==Action==
Crystal unleashes the power of a 15/15 charge, reshaping the land around him. Crystals pop out of the slopes of the mountains, before the mountains themselves lower, terrain warping into a field of crystals. Bolts of magic leap between them, occasionally blocking attacks aimed at AZ entities.
TERRAIN CHANGE: Crystal Field. Occasionally, attacks aimed at AZ entities have no effect. (Balancing here is determined by you, Tazz.)
He then decides to test out his new alchemies by chopping up the Disembodied Heart. He grabs the Flowmetal Wand in his left hand and the Ebbmetal Sword in his right, before running at the Heart. Violet magic flicks around him, accelerating his running speed until he plows into the Heart sword-first, creating a deep stab-wound in the Heart’s muscle. He abruptly brings the sword upward in a smooth chop, lengthening the stab-wound into a long gash in the Heart. In his other hand, the Flowmetal Wand glows and fires a spray of Liquid Death, condensed from raw essentia in the span of a second, into the gash. The liquid, incredibly inimical to life, immediately begins to dissolve the flesh of the Heart into its component essentia. (Which I suppose in this case would be Victus, Corpus, and Exanimis.) In any case, another glow from the wand heralds a swarm of fireballs that stream onto the Heart, cooking it evenly - Crystal follows this mildly culinary theme up by carving the Heart expertly. Magic once again flickers around the Wand, this time jumping to the sword in Crystal’s other hand, drawing upon its essence, and creating a massive blade of magic, infused with the essence of weaponry and harm, around the physical blade. Crystal quickly holsters the wand before flying up, shifting his hold on his sword to a two-handed grip, and neatly bisecting the Disembodied Heart. He then retrieves the wand, returns the sword to a one-handed grip, and draws away the sword-aura around the tangible sword before channeling the retrieved magic into a burst of lightning straight into the exposed insides of the Heart, which is quickly followed by materializing a gigantic needle and thread that quickly sews the two halves of the Heart back together. For an ending, he channels fire magic into the thread, which instantly evaporates in a burst of flame that sears the halves back together properly.
==Entities==
Salt will attack The Chief with TRAVELLER RETURNING.
==Responses==
Yeah, I’ve had that problem as well, Tazz. Just look at how quickly everyone blew through the Crypt in Terraria.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
40/40 General Tor's Mech Suit
13/50 The being that is itself time
7/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods
+2 Ire, +1 Muffet
I take a second spider donut. Well, thank you for not wasting it. Now I have 12,000 HP of insta-heal whenever I desire.
Ludovico Technique && Laser: Red Ring O' Death 9/10
Blank Card II Magic Ink: Blank Spell card 5/6
Rainbow Star && Super Star: Invincibility Star 4/6
ABILITY ACTIVATED! FIRST STRIKE! (Attacks immediately)
Dark Bowser keels over as his health reaches 0.
I HAVE CHORTLES!!!
Dark Bowser stands back up as his health is fully restored. 38,500 HP back on the table. He doubles in size, and grins at Twitchy.
Raising his arms in the air, Dark Bowser creates a massive group of enemies out of dark energy. He throws it straight at the disembodied hands. The hands are blown sideways, still being pushed by the enemy ball. The hands slowly make their way back to the battlefield, but must first make their way through the enemies…
First are a series of Cheep Cheeps, which jump up from a convenient body of water to ram face first into the hands. They are followed by Goombas, who follow their training: March Straight at the Enemies’ Feet. Unfortunately, the disembodied hands lack feet, so the Goombas collide with the Disembodied Hands. The Hands traverse over a series of pipes, and are immediately ambushed by a Piranha Plant from below. More pop out of each of the other pipe, and blast the Hands with fire. Next the 4 varieties of Koopa, Red, Green, Para, Regular, all smack the Hands via their shells. A Buzzy Beetle comes from a random cave ceiling, drops down, and speeds into the Hands. A Lakitu comes out of the sky, tossing Spinys all over the place, as a Blooper sails through the sky because screw physics.
A Hammer Bro pelts the Hands with hammers this entire time, as random Bullet Bills shoot the Hands in the Hand. Finally, a Lava Bubble comes up from below to collide with the Hands.
A Paragoomba rams into the Hands, and drops Microgoombas atop them to slow them down. A Fire Bro and Boomerang Bro each pound the Hands with their respective weapons. As the hands enter the water, Boss Bass and Big Bertha swallow them. A Fire Lotus, and a Spiny Cheep Cheep attack the Hands before they can exit the water. They swim up, but ram face first into a Jelectro before leaving. They finally exit, and are greeted by the ANGRY SUN slamming into them. After getting burned by a Fire Snake, a passing Airship throws out some Chain Chomps and Rocky Wrenches, which bite and throw wrenches at the Hands respectively. They also fire some homing bullet bills. The hands approach a platform that lacks enemies, only to be surprised by Stretch coming out of the ground. They are pounded by a massive hammer from a Sledge Bro, hit with bones from the regenerating Dry Bones, are ambushed by the walking candles known as Hot Foot, and are finally squished flat by a Thwomp. Then a Flame Chomp sneaks up behind them and shoots them with fire. A parabeetle takes them high into the sky, where they fall onto a Ptooie’s spike ball. A Pile-Driver Microgoomba hops on top of them from a block, and receive a block to the face from a Buster Beetle. They get their bottom chomped upon by Nippers, take more fireballs from their firebreathing variety, and finally stumble past this section.
“Hey! Twitchy! If you don’t want this to happen again, attack a specific body part on Dark Bowser! Which one? The game’s come out by now, hasn’t it? So you should know! All of you!
Mechsuit fully powered!
The mechsuit I am occupying jumps up into the air, and does the generic POWER UNLEASHED!!! pose. You know which one I'm talking about. It unleashes a flash of light, covering everyone's monitors in white. The screen fades to black. The shadows cover what appears to be a massive robot, the size that could step upon a person and squish them easily. The shadows draw back from the mechsuit.
"Say hello to my not-so-little friend!"
Mechsuit
150,000 HP
Special Abilities: Powers up my attacks, takes two actions.
Special Attacks:
Energy Ball III
When not referring to a Pokemon move, this is a ball of energy which attacks a single target, then adds to the shield around the Mech. Each energy ball adds a 5% chance of attacks on the Mechsuit failing.
Background Barrage IIII
Once every 4 turns, the Mechsuit will attack from the background, making each of its attacks have only a 50% chance to hit, and dodging the entire EoTB.
Phantom Strike, Rocket Storm: This pair of attacks occurs when there are 3 energy balls surrounding the Mechsuit. Rocket Storm is a medium damage attack on all enemy targets. Phantom Strike is a single target attack that deals 100,000 damage. Each of these attacks are unavoidable, and destroy the three energy balls, meaning they can only be used once at a time.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Note Blastin' Guitar && Violin = NoteBlaster3000 5/5 Done.
Chair (I hope I don't tick you off, Ire.) && Marker = Chairiel 1/???
Broken Reign of Arrows && Iron Ingots && A WHOLE Lotta Duct Tape = Fixed Reign of Arrows 5/9 (Well, technically, it isn't the same alchemy, it's the FIXED Reign of Arrows, not just Reign of Arrows.)
Darude && Sandstorm = Darude - Sandstorm 2/7
Feyd, the Enderman King 9/25
Chuck Norris (AW HELL YEAH) 11/50
Newb King (Note, NEWB, not NOOB.) 3/17
+1 to Fury, +1 to Toast, +1 to Pricey
Sukard beats the crap out of the AUT because he hates those kind of things.
Matt attempts to beat the crap out of the Chief.
I punch the Chief (cause you know, Halo.)
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
2/2 Minions
2/2 More Minions
3/3 Bigger Minions
2/2 EXOS Cyber Arm
1/4 Ender Armor
1/11 Ender Acid Burst
+3 Pit
Alright, I have a plan ready to attack the godmodders again, but unfortunately I am not quite ready to execute. Hey EXOS, mind stalling everyone by telling them about your new drones?
Sure, why not. Okay, I have sent a large group of drones in to back up the GS team in the battle. The Scout Drones are small, fast, and hard to hit, the Sniper Drones can use wormhole shots to bypass enemy defenses, and the Shock Drones are big and powerful and have a charged attack that creates a thunderstorm effect (this gives every non-GS entity a 10% chance to get struck by lightning each turn once initiated). They also have systems that make them immune to mind control (namely, me directly controlling them better than the godmodders ever could)
PHASE: BETA
STRATEGY: POWER VACUUM
Richard naturally tries to do this by using his real-world godmodding powers to summon a rat, squish it in his hands, and put the brain in, but unfortunately the RAT rejects the brain, explosively. Richard then digs through the manual about this (probably to find a way to return it), and finds that use of godmodding energy in the process of capturing the rodent is likely to damage the device. The enraged Richard decides to just set out some glue traps instead to catch a live rat, and waits about 3 hours before one shows up (for some reason time does not pass in-game while this is happening, probably because of how time only advances when Tazz is around to run the update). After catching it, he puts the brain inside the processing core, which works properly this time.
Step 2: Insert the USB device into your computer's USB ports.
Richard tries to find the USB device in the package, but is unable to find it. After wasting about 15 minutes, he manages to find it stored inside the RAT itself.
Step 3: Run the HarvestCPU process to upload the computer's CPU into the RAT. WARNING: This will destroy the computer used for this process, use that old computer you were going to trash anyways.
Richard shudders at the thought of his computer being destroyed, but then realizes he has infinite computers, and goes through with it.
Step 4: Insert the USB device into the computer you actually plan on using, then restart the computer.
"Blah blah blah stupid stuff blah blah blah"
Step 5: Go through the calibration process to calibrate the RAT.
{Trade secrets - REDACTED} Step 6: Restart the computer again to save changes to the RAT. "So restarting saves the changes, how? What a waste of time." Step 7: draw blood to add to the RAT's organic brain. This will allow the brain to gain valuable knowledge of your desires to help give the best playing experience possible. Richard fears this step will cause damage to him, so he looks in the FAQ for the answer. After being reassured that he will not take damage from this, he puts a few drops of his blood inside the RAT.Step 8: Play the test games to activate the RAT's learning processes. This will allow the RAT to adapt to your playstyles.
Richard plays through 5 of the hardest bullet hell games ever. Unfortunately, he gets stuck on the fourth game.
ERROR: Calibration Failure: Restarting
ERROR: Calibration Failure: Restarting
ERROR: Calibration Failure: Restarting
Luckily, after the fourth time, the RAT's adaptive algorithms kick in to give Richard an easy win.
Step 9: Accept the EULA agreements, privacy policy, terms of use, and waiver.
Richard breezes through the paperwork to get to the part where he destroys UserZero with his new RAT. (seriously, does ANYONE read those? Didn't think so)
Step 10: Enjoy your new RAT!
Richard returns to the server and prepares to destroy UserZero. However, he suddenly notices his HP went down by 1. After making sure he was not ambushed while AFK (shouldn't happen, given his army of allies), he attempts to figure out what caused him to take damage. Best he can tell, someone (probably UserZero) set up a tuba-playing band, causing his ears to explode. "DIE, USERZERO! FOR I HAVE THE POWER OF THE RAT!" "So do I, tuba boy."
UserZero uses her godmodding abilities to summon a rat brain and place it directly inside the processing core, only to be met by the brain exploding. She tries again, only to be met with another exploding brain. She looks in the manual to figure out who made it so she can kill them (after making them set it up for them of course), and finds that godmodding energy can interfere with the setup process. Since it fails to say that that happens all the time, she just bulls ahead and continues until she finally gets the rat brain inside effectively, resulting in everything in her room being showered with blood ("Just how I like it, right?") Step 2: Insert the USB device into your computer's USB ports. UserZero fails to find the USB device anywhere, and uses Summon USB Device after about a minute of being annoyed. She then plugs the USB device into her computer.
Step 3: Run the HarvestCPU process to upload the computer's CPU into the RAT. WARNING: This will destroy the computer used for this process, use that old computer you were going to trash anyways.
UserZero shudders at the thought of his computer being destroyed, but then realizes he has infinite computers, and goes through with it.
Step 4: Insert the USB device into the computer you actually plan on using, then restart the computer.
"Wait why do I need to restart the computer?"
Step 5: Go through the calibration process to calibrate the RAT.
{Trade secrets - REDACTED} Step 6: Restart the computer again to save changes to the RAT. "How about we skip that step, eh?" ERROR: RESTART NOT FOUND! The RAT begins malfunctioning and flying around the room at high speeds, nearly hitting UserZero several times until she hits the restart button, which calms it down. "Okay, okay, you win, take your stupid restart. Keep this up and you wont live to control my computer!"Step 7: draw blood to add to the RAT's organic brain. This will allow the brain to gain valuable knowledge of your desires to help give the best playing experience possible.
UserZero decides that the possible (small) amount of damage is worth being able to wipe Richard off the battlefield (along with all his friends), and adds blood to the machine. This does not cause her damage, however (mainly because if drawing blood caused people to take damage, diabetics would die a few days after being diagnosed, and medicine would be very outdated).
Step 8: Play the test games to activate the RAT's learning processes. This will allow the RAT to adapt to your playstyles.
UserZero breezes through the easy games. She IS an Omega+ Class Godmodder, after all.
Step 9: Accept the EULA agreements, privacy policy, terms of use, and waiver.
UserZero breezes through the paperwork to get to the part where she destroys Richard with his new RAT. (seriously, does ANYONE read those? Didn't think so)
Step 10: Enjoy your new RAT!
UserZero gets back on the server, and the first thing she notices is her HP being 1 lower than when she left it. She freaks out because that must mean her Gatekeeper is dead already, but then figures out that the Barrier is still there. "HOW THE GORILLA DID I TAKE DAMAGE! THIS BARRIER IS INDESTRUCTIBLE!" Crusher48 responds with this retort: "Yeah, its indestructible, but it doesnt really help against my friend EXOS using a sniper drone to shoot you past the barrier (note: EXOS did not actually shoot UserZero with the sniper drone, and Crusher48 did not really say this either)."
Turns out both of them fell for what the RAT really is: a Remote Access Trojan, designed to access their data and steal their HP. Though it does still have plenty of power boost to go along with it (making godmodders about twice as powerful), the RAT drains 1 HP from a godmodder that uses it each round (including the round it was activated in), and then makes up a justification to get the godmodder to believe something else caused the damage. Due to how it accesses data, nothing other than just not using the RAT can prevent damage from the RAT.
In progress/finished=======
Gravity Gauntlet > fine = Falls 1/9 Level 8
Temmite && Elemental Ingots && Titanium = bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 9/11 lvl 10..
Blue Suit && Courtroom Antics && Lots and Lots of Buffing && Attorney's Badge = Wright 3/8 Level 88
Actual action=========
i create a wall of text and shove it in the disembioded's hearts face. Having no arms, it is forced to look at the spelling and grammar-error ridden wall of text FOREVER.
Recipe's of Note======
Gravity Gauntlet > fine = Falls (Level 9 0/10) (in progress)
Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = Revitalizator (Level 5)
useful stuffgoes here
The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8 Error! No description found!
Entity's:
the Annoying Dog sits still. Every sniper drone proceeds to lock onto it. Not to be easy killed, the Annoying Dog prepares a telechain that will leave them to destroy each other... then realizes that Patch Quilt is ready to use and instead heals and buffs both alien drones. He finally patched the quilt. The quilt being a metaphor for the game, Minecraft suddenly gains a new patch werein the both Alien Drone's HP has been raised.
how2wastecharges:14/22(
A heal 8/10 (1 from megaq)
2+ to MeGa
1+ to Muffet (Spider Cider stolen by annoying dog!)
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
=Action=
Sorodin's Soul looks over at the Chief.
Sorodin's Soul> Took you a while. I was starting to think my friend Shard over here might run out due to charge decay.
Focusing back on Twitchy, Sorodin takes out a Pokeball, Twitchy being merged with Skarmory and all. Sending it out, everyone realizes it's a level 100 pokemon that's been fed one too many Super Mushrooms, the red plasma coming out of the Pokeball seems never-ending. As it forms into a shape, people realize it's one of the most feared and deadly pokemon. It is... a level 100 Magikarp? What the heck? Who would train a freaking Magikarp up to level 100 without evolving it- and all the moves have been rejected! It doesn't even know Tackle! The most deadly thing it could do it die and fall on top of something! All the PZ forces, not caring about the seemingly harmless colossal Magikarp, just ignore it. It then uses Splash, it's only move. Usually, that wouldn't do much, but since Sorodin fed it tons of Giga Mushrooms, it splashing creates a tsunami headed for the battlefield. When it hits, all the AZ entites find that they were shielded from it, while the PZ entites probably had a very bad time.
Shard will use Sharshot on the Chief.
==Alchemies=
Bow || Storm Cloud && Oblivion Energy = Chaos Reigns 2/11
Ring && Oblivion Energy = Brine 6/11
Gavel && Mute Button && Pause Button = Order in the Court 2/9
=Inventory=
Space-Time Manipulator
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64
Voidmetal Bottle
Pocket Dimension
Infinite Pie Cornucopia
Traho
Stevereen Figure
World in a Bottle
"Godmodder's Friend" T-Shirt
(Only including things that I deem important to my ultimate alchemy chain thingy)
==Charges==
Celestial Guardian 50/50!
Sorodin's Soul realizes that his amulet he conceals underneath his shirt had started glowing with intense heat. Pulling it out, he admired it for a few more seconds before it dissolved. The stone seemed to be made of the sun itself- which it was, and was engraved with a stunning image of a dragon's head. This was the Starstone Amulet, capable of calling forth the leader of the star centrions, a forgotten species that lived by the stars, died by the stars, and were the stars. Pressing his thumb to it, it let out a resonating hum, getting louder by the second. A few seconds later, it exploded forcefully, the stardust flying everywhere, only to be reassembled into a vaguely humanoid shape. The figure slowly turned around to face Sorodin.
Shard> So, old friend, what mess have you gotten yourself into this time?
Misdirection 11/25
The Balancer 31/50 (+3 from Hezetor)
+3 Hezetor
Please check out my PvP map based around explosions and fire, FireFight!
Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
Dragons n' Stuff
Please click!
5/8 Attack and Defend
5/50
1/10
Alright, looks like Twitchy still has plenty of stuff guarding it. The best bet for our team is to help it destroy all AZ entities!
I take Salt, and introduce it to its other brother, Pepper. Salt is really good at running, and Pepper, his evil counterpart (Who HATES Salt), is really good at punching things in incredibly painful manners. However, I make sure Salt is in an impossible-to-escape room first, forcing him into a direct fight...
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
REPOST
26/50 26/50
Pressurized Air Canister && Laser Rifle = Atmolauncher 3/4
Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae && Essence of Air (A Potato Chip Bag) = Bluster Flailbldae 5/11
Oh dear. Why did I ever cause that abomination to exist? I take out a grenade launcher and load up my dance grenades. Grenade spam ensues on one of the disembodied hands. As it does some weird jittery thing I drink a phase potion, go inside it, and telefrag it.
(Sorry about creating Twitchy, guys)
(I was the one who exposed it to the hivemind if you forgot)
The Hidden Rogue 8/50
Chaos Envelops 9/25
DONT BUG ME 1/20
+3 to nulitor
John:
AZ Damage: 0/50,000
PZ Damage: 13,000/50,000
H Damage: 0/50,000
The Forge Stoker && Peacetime = Justice Ablaze (Level 8: 9/9) Complete!
Essence of Corruption && The Forge Stoker = ? (Level ?: 1/?)
Scalding Holy Water 000 Essence of Corruption = ? (Level ?: 1/?)
(If I can only use essence of corruption on one alchemy I choose the first one)
John stops fighting and looks over at the Anti Originality Turret. "You want a piece of me! I see you over there". He then takes out fear no anvil and drops it on the turret. But, for originality, he drops it upside down! He then picks it up and repeats it a couple time, therefore defeating the point of his originality in the first place...
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anacrhonism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1: The Essence of one of the four corners of the Void, Corruption. It's power is destructive in nature, meant to be used in dire straights, but it's also pretty impressive-close second to Oblivion in terms of destructive potential. It's only second because it's more of a gradual force, but boy is it impressive. Here, it's form glitches out-then again, in a code-based environment, Corruption and Glitchiness are practically equivalent.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Potion of Hacking (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
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14/50 The being that is itself time
8/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods
1/50 Galenth Dysely. I feel the need to troll someone...
+2 Ire, +1 Muffet
I take a third spider donut. Now I have 18,000 HP of insta-heal whenever I desire. I sense a flaw...what is there to keep me from hoarding these?
Ludovico Technique && Laser: Red Ring O' Death 10/10
Blank Card II Magic Ink: Blank Spell card 6/6
Rainbow Star && Super Star: Invincibility Star 4/6
I immediately move the RRoD over one of the Disembodied Hands, and take the spell card for later.
I also use my Mechsuit for the first time, landing, quickly taking the massive gun, and firing a spread shot. The shots impact the ground, and send blue shockwaves into the Disembodied Hand. I also lock on to a bunch of areas above the shockwave. Those places explode.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
34/50 Operation "Artifact is Go"
20/20 Time Portal
Lets do this 2 turn summon
6/15 Shroomb Army
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Hmmm...interesting...these gates that uzis gatekeepers guard seems to be connected to the TAT base.
I wonder if i just see if i can modify a few TAT coding and ...
Gate 1 suddenly moves farther up to reveal an portal but... only fraction of a portal? Hmm. it seems all of the portals need to be used in order to be at full potential. Thank goodness it's made of indestructium. But the controls are not... lol.
... Well, this is interesting, lets see what it can do.
Gate 1: Indestructible
Control panel: HP:20,000 (Guarded by Energy Shield)
Energy Shield: HP 50,000 (Regens 2,000 HP Per Turn, Takes 40% Less damage from all attacks, Only blocks attacks at control panel if it has more than 1 HP, HP can not be lowered past 1)
Special Ability: Can summon minor entities using charge points
Gains 1 Charge per turn
Entity charge limit is 5
When Control panel is destroyed control of the Entity goes to the destroyer.
Hint:When more Gates are unlocked the power of the gates increase.
Please tell me if i need to nerf or not.
=Turn One=
(50 / 50) comic. -> here we go. (AWAITING PARTNER) (+6, Insert, FBSN, Toast)
(5 / 30) Armistyx: Rapture Mode
+3 to Insert
=Alchemy=
Ia! Ia! (Level 10: 9/11)
The Flamestriker (Level 8: 5/9)
Killing Spree (Level 8: 5/9)
=Command=
Napstablook floats away to the ruins, and proceeds to continue mixing funky jams. Muffet will use Donut Bounce on The Chief, then heals the Spoopinator with it for 5k.
=Action=
I decide to give the Chief a steak. It's of an appropriate size for him, and cooked to perfection! I then decide to pour salt for him until he says there's enough salt. After the proper amount of salt is put down, he politely tells me to stop. But that won't happen. The salt is already flowing. I reveal that the salt covering the steak is actually my essence; pure salt from failing to finish off Phantom Walker. And the salt begins to pile up. Eventually, a massive mountain of salt covers the battlefield, dwarfing the mountains that the terrain is made up of. Inside the massive mountain of salt, the Chief can't breath; salt is constantly pouring into every tiny gap in his body, and it HURTS.
Suddenly, the salt, running out of places to go, opts to go straight through his eyes. The salt burns straight through his eyeballs and leaves massive burning in their wake. The Chief then finds that the salt around his is parting, and that he's in a massive dome made of salt. I'm standing in the centre of the dome, laughing about salt. For I am the new Elemental Lord of Salt, outsalting even the entity called Salt. Massive pulses of salt fly from my mouth, launching the Chief into the salt dome surrounding him. It seems that whenever he touches the dome, the salt will attempt to consume him and pull him in deeper. He manages to avoid being pulled in, but is quickly shot back in by another pulse of salt. The salt pulls him in, leaving only his head sticking out. I then jump towards him, land on his face, and begin channelling my powers to pour nearly twenty-seven pounds of salt a millisecond in an attempt to suffocate the Chief with salt.
The salt passes right through his body; it moves at insane rates however, going in one end and out the other at insane speeds, wreaking havoc on his bodily systems! Remember the steak from before? I then jump to the centre of the arena, and reach my arm down and pull out the steak, now glowing a solid white due to all the pure salty energy. I then slap the Chief with the steak. He promptly flies straight through the mountain of salt, and slams into a normal mountain. And then he realizes; his body is slowly turning into salt! The Uber-Salt Steak's side effect is that whatever it hits slowly turns into salt, assuming that you swing the steak fast enough.
Using my newfound powers of Saltomancy, I manipulate the salt that the Chief is slowly turning into, giving him all sorts of new salty pains to deal with. I shove the salt through his bloodstreams, through his brain and into his lungs. The salt is slowly consuming him now. As his transformation into a giant pile of salt continues, I set up a giant desktop fan. I power it up, and the parts of the Chief that are converting to salt are now blowing away in the wind, into the distance. The converson rate of Chief to Salt slowly increases, and the Chief begins to panic. The process of being turned into salt is always a strange thing.
I then summon thousands of players, and give them all Uber-Salt Steaks. They all hunt down the Chief with them, and every hit increases the Chief-to-Salt rate dramatically! Eventually, 50% of the Chief is salt, and that number is rising by the second! While the Chief is in pure agony from this amazing salt-based nightmare, I proceed to shove thirty-eight Uber-Salt Steaks into the Chief's mouth. The flavor is... indescribable, and causes the Chief's head to explode, turning into a fine cloud of salt.
...
UserZero sighs as she sweeps up the Chief. Rebuilding him will take a bit.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Darn it, I missed another turn! On the bright side, Tazz is being productive (Thanks for the alchemies, they were just as I imagined)! Keep up the good work!
Also, I think that the bosses are just being cut down that quickly.
Action 1/2
Guitar Solo: 33/40
Shock Trooper: 13/50
Reclaimed Regenerator && Stability Core == Refined Regenator [Lvl.3?] 1/4
Thunder Axe && Razor Blade == Linecutter Axe [Lvl.4?] 1/5
Inventory: Spider Donut (Heals 6,000 HP to target entity when used)
I +Assist Muffet again. I may or may not need these things later.
I, after analyzing the Battlefield, realize that Napstablook is dead and I shed a few tears. I curse Uzi under my breath and decide to take it out on the boss! Rationalizing that the spawner-type enemy should die first due to its damage over time, I fire several incendiary rounds into the Disembodied Heart in short but rapid bursts of pain!
Support: 55/100% (+3 +Assisting an ally, +2 Attacking/Debuffing a PZ-Boss, -3 Progression)
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
6/8 Attack and Defend
6/50
2/10
(Am I using charges too much? I mean, we kind of need minions right now, but still...)
I set up a shield around Twitchy, hopefully totally mitigating the next attack against him or any part of him.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I got a Spider Donut from +1ing Muffet, and i send one to Sp00pinat0r (THANKS) then i sit down on a good seat watching some people and i heard there is a hole in front of the Chief's Hat i said, "Someone's did it!" and the guy in a green military uniform from a Sburb session saying "I shot that, Come here zombie police gorilla" the Chief is charging at him but he fell in the Colossal Bathtub filled with Spikes, Piercing Lights and Molten Magma. the same guy with a military uniform saying "Give a break" Well, i rest on the sunbed with a parasol.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 36/50 +1 from MeGa, Talist
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 36/50 +1 from MeGa, Talist
Ebbotine h0I! 5/30
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: 0H... WELL, I LAYER AN SP00PY SHIELD 0N MYSELF, AND I LET MY CRIMS0N SKELLIES DEFEND ME AND NEXT TURN, IT WILL BE G0ING T0 BE G00D!
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time
Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Muffet, +1 Mega/Redstone
My ItemsCharge Bank: +1 from MeGa
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
In progress/finished=======
Gravity Gauntlet > fine = Falls 2/9 Level 8
Temmite && Elemental Ingots && Titanium = bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 10/11 lvl 10..
Blue Suit && Courtroom Antics && Lots and Lots of Buffing && Attorney's Badge = Wright 3/8 Level 8
Actual action=========
I fire a missile from the saints row. It blows up into dozens of megatroll bombs that home onto the disembodied Heart. The Megatroll bombs blow up, revealing that they have Mr. Boom, Mr. Mega, Bob's Curse, Sad Bombs, and Cluster Bombs. When they explode it is revealed the tears from the Sad Bombs are Sacred Heart and Mysterious Liquid bullets. The cluster bombs turn out to be an infinite loop- When they explode, they not only scatter tear's everywhere but
reveal MORE trollbombs. This cycle continues until i get bored and whack it with The Conscientious Objector, objecting to it's existence.
Recipe's of Note======
Gravity Gauntlet > fine = Falls (Level 9 0/10) (in progress)
Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = Revitalizator (Level 5)
===Inventory==
The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8 Error! No description found!
Entity's:
*ALL ACTIONS TAKEN*
how2wastecharges:15/22
A heal 9/10
2+ to MeGa
1+ to Muffet (Spider Cider stolen by annoying dog!)
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
From what I saw up to now there is enough interesting material...
Hezetor closes his eyes and concentrates, he is going to activate different meta keto-links,he is going to re-activate its first power, its very essence.
A power which in the past allowed him to evolve, its first power: absorption.
What at first was simply the ability to absorb minute amounts of energy over time it has evolved to be able to absorb complex concepts, as life and death, time and space, but what allowed him to evolve more than anything else was absorb other powers, others essences.
Activating its power for a moment a faint blue aura can be glimpsed by those who were watching at that moment, no one since he should be in space.
I must have inadvertently lost focus and allow the aura to propagate... I should be more careful it's never a good idea to emit auras into the surrounding...
Well I can start t-
Immediately after re-activated its power Hezetor starts to feel a terrible, incessant throb in his mind.
What the hell is going on, this is not right at all...
In a moment he realized, a limitation, a flaw, something was different, like a limit to his powers.
Whatever happened it was not caused by his keto-links, maybe an external force.
This ... is not right... is not right... what is limiting my essence? What's going on here? There is something or someone, that limited me...
After these thoughts Hezetor starts checking all the possible causes: magics, curses, gelik neu, the possible error of a timed variable, everything.
Apparently the flaw occurred naturally, like the power was intended to be like that from the beginning, but he perfectly knows that it is not like that.
The Power:
The power to absorb, assimilation, this is what now Hezetor acquired, in short, the ability to copy techniques, passive, or attacks by his surroundings, namely entities.
For some unknown reason the original power is now limited as follows:
1 Hezetor can hold at max 3 abilities at the same time.
2 He can copy these abilities only from entities dead by at most 2 turns.
3 He is not able to choose what power get from said entity.
4 Godmodders, Boss and Gatekeepers must be killed directly by him in order to copy their powers.
Of course, he can just discard and draw from the same entity as an action without penalty if he does so immediately after getting it.
(oh expect him being able to copy abilities even when such are mechanical peculiarities, genetic uniqueness, inimitable techniques, or eldritch weirdness and expect him to copy such abilities from entities that were dismembered, nullified, of sent to another dimension)
Now given that Hezetor killed Phantom Walker let's start from his abilities.
Power absorption[2];
+3 Topazian
The Power 50/50 +3 from Topazian Complete!
and the Glory 24/50
... 11/50
Examine:
Infinity Sided die && Quantum Computer = Quantum Infinitet (Level 8: 9/9) Done!
Orb || (void && null) = Orb of Voidial Manipulation (Level 7: 8/8) Done!
Module || paper with written over the spell "Telepathic Bond, Lesser" = Module of mind network (Level 7: 5/8)
NEW: Infinite Improbability Generator && Matrice limitativa = ?
Matrice limitativa: capable of directing quanta of matter and probability in a precise and limited way, without any loss of power.
Preview: /Thrones of the skies / (the 1:1 on the alchemiter)
I peruse my vast collection of antiques. Alas, I haven't any corpses. Regardless, I manage to get my hands on an eighteenth-century musket, accompanied by a bit of a lead-tipped bayonet. This should be functional enough.
I proceed to carefully affix the bayonet to its designated position, before striding into the core of the madness, not even bothering to load the weapon. I causally spear a Disembodied Hand, forcing it down to the base of the lead. Moving quickly, so to not dislodge the thing, I exit the core of destruction, before engineering a working firepit, and lighting the logs within ablaze. As the flames rage in an upward direction, I stab the bayonet into the burning logs, before disconnecting the thing. It wasn't an antique, of course. The soft metal melts over the Disembodied Hand, fusing it to a burning log. Excellent. I poke the fire several times with a foot, watching glowing sparks spitting off of the epicenter of warmth. I quickly knock several more logs over a somewhat-writhing Disembodied Hand. That is simply distasteful.
In mere minutes, the embers are glowing warmly, lead-stained ashes filling the small pit. Waiting for the thing to die out utterly, I prepare for the inevitable by establishing a small edge-runner mill in the side of the pit, applying sizable enough amounts of sulfur and saltpeter to the thing. As the fire dies out, I scoop out a handful of the ashes of the Disembodied Hand, and add them to the mixture, allowing the mill to function. few more processes afterward, I have myself some veritable gunpowder, which I immediately load into the antique musket. The ultimate sign of disrespect is utilizing the ashes of one's genetic near-duplicate to propel a bullet at the duplicate's relative, after all. I immediately get into position, aiming the somewhat unwieldy weapon's barrel at another Disembodied Hand. Pulling the trigger, a large amount of smoke bursts from the aforementioned barrel, along with the sadly familiar bang of a gunshot.
Funnily enough, I manage to miss the targeted Hand. However, serendipitously, the thing strikes another hand directly in the center. The lead mixture within the bullet seeps into the wound, along with the scattered fragments of ashes infused into the projectile. The wound itself begins to flicker with pulsating verdant of a surprisingly dull shade. I lower the musket, putting it away. I can deal with that later, after all. The flesh of the Disembodied Hand in question begins to writhe somewhat, dripping with numerous bodily fluids, some of which not ordinarily present in the hand of a humanoid creature. With a twitch, and a resounding roar, the original Disembodied Hand, wrought anew, leaps forth from the gaping hole in the center of the secondary Hand. The two hands, reformed in essence, are bound together entirely, the restrictions of flesh proving doubly callous. However, this revival is also accompanied by the sudden increase of lead in the composition of the now-joined beings.
Observing this, I deem it necessary to take several steps in a backward direction, the conjoined extremities of the flesh leaking a substantial amount of liquid lead onto the ground. The foul molten stuff pools together, a miniature lake of darkened metal in an ocean of war-torn land. The dripping of the lead seems ceaseless, forming a steadily more massive puddle beneath the horror-bound appendages.
I raise a finger, carefully overseeing the dripping of lead. The pool glows teal, sparking with psiokinetic energies in a manner akin to burning oil, perhaps. A hiss emanates across the general area, and the metal solidifies- after abruptly rising into the air, and puncturing the forms of both of the Hands, that is. The metal proceeds to solidify fully into lead, welding the Hands to the floor. That's over with, then.
I would deem it necessary to create a second post, but I'm still suffering quite heavily, in my meaningless opinion, from a lack of creativity, likely spurred on by the death of the playerbase. Focus shall have to do. Now, I've got a constitution to write.
Elemental Crusher && Sacrificial Knife && Concentrated Blood Essence = The Bloodletter (7/9)
Voidmetal Shovel && Necromantic Rune && Quicksilver Core = Mercurial Gravedigger (6/8)
Stamper && Scarlet Ink && Concentrated Ordo Vis = The Ratification (5/5!)
THE RATIFICATION: A scarlet stamper with a handle composed of polished mahogany. Its mark can be imposed upon official documents, infusing them with the essence of arcane order, fusing the terms and conditions of said document into the laws of reality itself, for a near-permanent amount of time.
NEW: Voidmetal Dagger && Chilled Stone && Runed Bone = The Unforeseen (1/???)
(+3 to Bomber)
Flow 8/50 /////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Murmur of the Harvestman 22/50 (+2 from Richard, +3 from Crystal) /////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Imperator 38/50 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.