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OK, lost time responding to PMs, so there will not be an update today. Sorry about that-it'll be tomorrow.
Now, there's been a change in plans...Maybe some of you want to hear this. Maybe some of you don't. BUT, I've been getting complaints about basically being exhausted with DTG en-masse and feeling like there's a commitment, plus Christmas time is rolling out, SO...Depending on how fast you guys can eviscerate this 2nd Gatekepeer, it will either occur when it dies or before Christmas itself, but either way, we're going to be taking a two-week intermission. After that, I'm going to rearrange some points to make the game go faster and hopefully finish before we get in over a year, because at this rate we're not going to finish within a year. Minor changes, pacing made and such.
On that note, I have a question to the playerbase that I hope gets answered...Is there anythign I can do to make the game feel less tedious? Because I've heard from some that the game's getting a bit tedious.
I'm totally fine with a 2-week intermission. I like DTG, but I think a little break would help me get back into it too.
As for making things less tedious... well, this and DTG2 have been basically massive entity-battles for a whole now. I think the more focus is on the actual godmodders, and trying to send out attacks against them, the better. So, for making things go faster, just let us focus more on the godmodders and not the entities. New mechanics can of course also help with tedious-ness.
I decide to heal Spoopinator and give him a Spider Donut with bones covered in it.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 39/50 +1 from Ninjatwist, Talist Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 39/50 +2 from Ninjatwist
Ebbotine h0I! 6/30
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: USED THE SP00PY SHIELD ON MYSELF.
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Muffet, +1 Mega/Redstone
Charge Bank: +1 from MeGa
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Hey can anyone see either of my last two non-/null posts this round? For some unknown reason I can't find either one, although I distinctly remember posting both of them.
EDIT: Well, I honestly don't have the patience/Minecraft affinity to post on other parts of the forum. I'll be back another time, Old Spice and all. Af few days perhaps, maybe more. For now I enjoyed what I did.
I cram a Spider Donut into a Drone again. I then pick up the Titanwash Spear and shove it into the Disembodied Heart, flooding it with water. Due to the tragic lack of blood to pump, the Heart suffers great damage.
+6,000 HP to a Drone! 7,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart!
Enraged by my efforts being negated almost entirely, I turn to an associate of mine. I pull out a business card.Call bluefive m 09--52,43,192 Eightnumber 214
Living Ehglish Scripting Foreign??
1,332 Large Complete Road
Balonia Thr??
e/Town 94,423
I dial the number on the reverse of the card which is luckily in non-terribly-translated digits.
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"The Mr/Ms トゥイãƒãƒ¼!! at the rate of, what? ¡The good elephant appears to be corrupt!" one of the Engrishmen shouts.
"Escuse of. Iam GreenFive M. To attack/strike?"
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GreenFive M and the LESF crew begin smashing the Disembodied Heart with low-quality translation devices, yelling Engrish battlecries like "TO THE PRESENT!"
Fifteen minutes later, the entire LESF crew is tired from smashing the Disembodied Heart and run off into a portal without saying a word.
Action
Rinon will use ʃwɑː stɹaɪkfɔɹs and she and her schwas will attack the Disembodied Hands with a series of trills.
After the pandemonium that just happened Rootmars telepathically contacts Hezetor:
Rootmars: Sfp jsèèrmrf jrtr!? Od yjod s ytovl?!
Hezetor :... watch your mouth Tppynstd, apparently not everything went as planned, nothing terrible in the end.
Rootmars: Yje rmyotr djo esd frpurd om pm joy yjsy od vtsxu...
Hezetor: Apparently fate is against you, now that does not matter, I need the blue print of your cloning machine, send it through psi-link 'k'.
Rootmars: Ejsy eoòò jsèèrm yp ,u dpmd?
Hezetor: I'll take care of them in the future and I'll re create the ship when the right moment comes, now give these blueprints, use procedure J-J-3.
Rootmars: Sd upi esmy nu òptf...
Thanks to the psi-link Hezetor now posses the blueprint of the Martian Cloning Machine, sadly it requires the peculiar material produced by Rootmars to work.
Hezetor just simply leaves the Throne to acquire altitude, he is just looking for some relax in the lovely empty space that is the distance between this planet and his moon, he now wishes to read what the Guide has to say about section [2.2].
The Dai-Manjii will try to summon the mini-UFOs, he will attack the chief.
@Tazz the death of Phantom Walker should't have damaged Uzi?
==Turn 1==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Imperator 38/50 (+2 from Bomber.)
Ante Up 24/50 (+1 from Richard)
Generic Charge 15/15! (+4 from Bomber, +1 from Richard)
Charge #2: 1/20
+3 to Erelye.
FLOWMETAL WAND: A wand made entirely of Flowmetal. It pulses with the pure essence of magic, and can channel magic exceptionally well.
EBBMETAL SWORD: A sword whose blade is made of Ebbmetal. It is more or less nothing but a sword, but performs this function amazingly well - its blade is supernaturally, amazingly sharp, and the pure essence of harm that flows through its metal transforms even a nick into a grievous wound.
NEW ALCHEMIES:
Dulled Dagger && True Essence of Fire == Blade of Hottest Flame 1/11 (presumably level 10)
Stick && True Essence of Air == Wand of Greatest Heights 1/11 (presumably level 10)
Guardmetal && Micromail Suit == Guardmetal Micromail Suit 1/11 (also presumably level 10)
MICROMAIL SUIT: A full set of protective clothing - long-sleeved shirt, pants, and a hood for head protection - forged of micromail, chainmail made with incredibly small links. Has reasonable protective properties, given that it’s otherwise made of normal metal. Also, doesn’t chafe!
==Action==
Crystal unleashes the power of a 15/15 charge, reshaping the land around him. Crystals pop out of the slopes of the mountains, before the mountains themselves lower, terrain warping into a field of crystals. Bolts of magic leap between them, occasionally blocking attacks aimed at AZ entities.
TERRAIN CHANGE: Crystal Field. Occasionally, attacks aimed at AZ entities have no effect. (Balancing here is determined by you, Tazz.)
He then decides to test out his new alchemies by chopping up the Disembodied Heart. He grabs the Flowmetal Wand in his left hand and the Ebbmetal Sword in his right, before running at the Heart. Violet magic flicks around him, accelerating his running speed until he plows into the Heart sword-first, creating a deep stab-wound in the Heart’s muscle. He abruptly brings the sword upward in a smooth chop, lengthening the stab-wound into a long gash in the Heart. In his other hand, the Flowmetal Wand glows and fires a spray of Liquid Death, condensed from raw essentia in the span of a second, into the gash. The liquid, incredibly inimical to life, immediately begins to dissolve the flesh of the Heart into its component essentia. (Which I suppose in this case would be Victus, Corpus, and Exanimis.) In any case, another glow from the wand heralds a swarm of fireballs that stream onto the Heart, cooking it evenly - Crystal follows this mildly culinary theme up by carving the Heart expertly. Magic once again flickers around the Wand, this time jumping to the sword in Crystal’s other hand, drawing upon its essence, and creating a massive blade of magic, infused with the essence of weaponry and harm, around the physical blade. Crystal quickly holsters the wand before flying up, shifting his hold on his sword to a two-handed grip, and neatly bisecting the Disembodied Heart. He then retrieves the wand, returns the sword to a one-handed grip, and draws away the sword-aura around the tangible sword before channeling the retrieved magic into a burst of lightning straight into the exposed insides of the Heart, which is quickly followed by materializing a gigantic needle and thread that quickly sews the two halves of the Heart back together. For an ending, he channels fire magic into the thread, which instantly evaporates in a burst of flame that sears the halves back together properly.
==Entities==
Salt will attack The Chief with TRAVELLER RETURNING.
==Responses==
Yeah, I’ve had that problem as well, Tazz. Just look at how quickly everyone blew through the Crypt in Terraria.
Dulled Dagger && True Essence of Fire == Blade of Hottest Flame (Level 10: 1/11)
Stick && True Essence of Air == Wand of Greatest Heights (Level 10: 1/11)
Guardmetal && Micromail Suit == Guardmetal Micromail Suit (Level 11: 1/12)
Now, just a suit of Armor would work, but Micromail seems just better than regular Mail...
I take a second spider donut. Well, thank you for not wasting it. Now I have 12,000 HP of insta-heal whenever I desire.
Ludovico Technique && Laser: Red Ring O' Death 9/10
Blank Card II Magic Ink: Blank Spell card 5/6
Rainbow Star && Super Star: Invincibility Star 4/6
ABILITY ACTIVATED! FIRST STRIKE! (Attacks immediately)
Dark Bowser keels over as his health reaches 0.
I HAVE CHORTLES!!!
Dark Bowser stands back up as his health is fully restored. 38,500 HP back on the table. He doubles in size, and grins at Twitchy.
Raising his arms in the air, Dark Bowser creates a massive group of enemies out of dark energy. He throws it straight at the disembodied hands. The hands are blown sideways, still being pushed by the enemy ball. The hands slowly make their way back to the battlefield, but must first make their way through the enemies…
First are a series of Cheep Cheeps, which jump up from a convenient body of water to ram face first into the hands. They are followed by Goombas, who follow their training: March Straight at the Enemies’ Feet. Unfortunately, the disembodied hands lack feet, so the Goombas collide with the Disembodied Hands. The Hands traverse over a series of pipes, and are immediately ambushed by a Piranha Plant from below. More pop out of each of the other pipe, and blast the Hands with fire. Next the 4 varieties of Koopa, Red, Green, Para, Regular, all smack the Hands via their shells. A Buzzy Beetle comes from a random cave ceiling, drops down, and speeds into the Hands. A Lakitu comes out of the sky, tossing Spinys all over the place, as a Blooper sails through the sky because screw physics.
A Hammer Bro pelts the Hands with hammers this entire time, as random Bullet Bills shoot the Hands in the Hand. Finally, a Lava Bubble comes up from below to collide with the Hands.
A Paragoomba rams into the Hands, and drops Microgoombas atop them to slow them down. A Fire Bro and Boomerang Bro each pound the Hands with their respective weapons. As the hands enter the water, Boss Bass and Big Bertha swallow them. A Fire Lotus, and a Spiny Cheep Cheep attack the Hands before they can exit the water. They swim up, but ram face first into a Jelectro before leaving. They finally exit, and are greeted by the ANGRY SUN slamming into them. After getting burned by a Fire Snake, a passing Airship throws out some Chain Chomps and Rocky Wrenches, which bite and throw wrenches at the Hands respectively. They also fire some homing bullet bills. The hands approach a platform that lacks enemies, only to be surprised by Stretch coming out of the ground. They are pounded by a massive hammer from a Sledge Bro, hit with bones from the regenerating Dry Bones, are ambushed by the walking candles known as Hot Foot, and are finally squished flat by a Thwomp. Then a Flame Chomp sneaks up behind them and shoots them with fire. A parabeetle takes them high into the sky, where they fall onto a Ptooie’s spike ball. A Pile-Driver Microgoomba hops on top of them from a block, and receive a block to the face from a Buster Beetle. They get their bottom chomped upon by Nippers, take more fireballs from their firebreathing variety, and finally stumble past this section.
“Hey! Twitchy! If you don’t want this to happen again, attack a specific body part on Dark Bowser! Which one? The game’s come out by now, hasn’t it? So you should know! All of you!
Mechsuit fully powered!
The mechsuit I am occupying jumps up into the air, and does the generic POWER UNLEASHED!!! pose. You know which one I'm talking about. It unleashes a flash of light, covering everyone's monitors in white. The screen fades to black. The shadows cover what appears to be a massive robot, the size that could step upon a person and squish them easily. The shadows draw back from the mechsuit.
"Say hello to my not-so-little friend!"
Mechsuit
150,000 HP
Special Abilities: Powers up my attacks, takes two actions.
Special Attacks:
Energy Ball III
When not referring to a Pokemon move, this is a ball of energy which attacks a single target, then adds to the shield around the Mech. Each energy ball adds a 5% chance of attacks on the Mechsuit failing.
Background Barrage IIII
Once every 4 turns, the Mechsuit will attack from the background, making each of its attacks have only a 50% chance to hit, and dodging the entire EoTB.
Phantom Strike, Rocket Storm: This pair of attacks occurs when there are 3 energy balls surrounding the Mechsuit. Rocket Storm is a medium damage attack on all enemy targets. Phantom Strike is a single target attack that deals 100,000 damage. Each of these attacks are unavoidable, and destroy the three energy balls, meaning they can only be used once at a time.
He'll do as you say during the EoTB. If all goes well.
Mechsuit added, but Phantom Strike is reduced to 60,000 damage!
Chair (I hope I don't tick you off, Ire.) && Marker = Chairiel 1/???
Broken Reign of Arrows && Iron Ingots && A WHOLE Lotta Duct Tape = Fixed Reign of Arrows 5/9 (Well, technically, it isn't the same alchemy, it's the FIXED Reign of Arrows, not just Reign of Arrows.)
Darude && Sandstorm = Darude - Sandstorm 2/7
Feyd, the Enderman King 9/25
Chuck Norris (AW HELL YEAH) 11/50
Newb King (Note, NEWB, not NOOB.) 3/17
+1 to Fury, +1 to Toast, +1 to Pricey
Sukard beats the crap out of the AUT because he hates those kind of things.
Matt attempts to beat the crap out of the Chief.
I punch the Chief (cause you know, Halo.)
Chair (I hope I don't tick you off, Ire.) && Marker = Chairiel (Level 1: 1/2)
...'AUT?' Took me a second there to realize it was the Anti-Unoriginality Turret. They'll do as you say.
He's not the Master Chief. 3,000 damage to the Chief!
Alright, I have a plan ready to attack the godmodders again, but unfortunately I am not quite ready to execute. Hey EXOS, mind stalling everyone by telling them about your new drones?
Sure, why not. Okay, I have sent a large group of drones in to back up the GS team in the battle. The Scout Drones are small, fast, and hard to hit, the Sniper Drones can use wormhole shots to bypass enemy defenses, and the Shock Drones are big and powerful and have a charged attack that creates a thunderstorm effect (this gives every non-GS entity a 10% chance to get struck by lightning each turn once initiated). They also have systems that make them immune to mind control (namely, me directly controlling them better than the godmodders ever could)
Scout Drones: 500/500 HP x25. Evasive (25%). Sniper Drones: 500/500 HP x25. Deals true damage, ignoring armor and bodyguards of all kinds. Shock Drones: 1000/1000 HP x20. Thunderstorm: |||
Alright, that wasn't enough stalling, but whatever. Initiate Operation GODSLAYER Beta:
OPERATION: GODSLAYER
PHASE: BETA
STRATEGY: POWER VACUUM
Suddenly, both UserZero and Richard receive a message (as would any other godmodder on the field):
Tired of old, boring mice? Need an extra power boost? Try the new development from the makers of computer mice: the RAT! The RAT is better than a pure mouse, packing extreme sensitivity, an artificial brain to help you click on what you want to click on, 10 programmable buttons for all your macro needs, and wireless tail-free functionality to avoid having to deal with those pesky cables. In addition, if you are on the Godmodding ladder, the RAT provides you with a big power boost to help you beat enemies that would normally be far above your power level! Join the new league of gamers today, with the RAT!
Normally, they would probably ignore it (Richard might try to hunt down the guy who said the message and banhammer them), but the message integrates a unique memetic effect to get the targets of the advertising to actually pay attention to it. This gets the godmodders interested in the sales pitch, and both Richard and UserZero take a break to order the RAT and boost their power level.
Unfortunately for them, the RAT is missing some very important components, and does not work when it arrives at their houses (how does it arrive at their houses? The same way it convinces them to buy it: anomolous effects of some sort). They both open the instructions:
Richard's path: Step 1: Catch a rodent (rats are best due to their high intelligence), then remove its brain matter and place it inside the processing core (see diagram 1:A for information on the best way to do this). This organic brain matter will run the lightning-quick operations needed to operate the RAT.
Richard naturally tries to do this by using his real-world godmodding powers to summon a rat, squish it in his hands, and put the brain in, but unfortunately the RAT rejects the brain, explosively. Richard then digs through the manual about this (probably to find a way to return it), and finds that use of godmodding energy in the process of capturing the rodent is likely to damage the device. The enraged Richard decides to just set out some glue traps instead to catch a live rat, and waits about 3 hours before one shows up (for some reason time does not pass in-game while this is happening, probably because of how time only advances when Tazz is around to run the update). After catching it, he puts the brain inside the processing core, which works properly this time.
Step 2: Insert the USB device into your computer's USB ports.
Richard tries to find the USB device in the package, but is unable to find it. After wasting about 15 minutes, he manages to find it stored inside the RAT itself.
Step 3: Run the HarvestCPU process to upload the computer's CPU into the RAT. WARNING: This will destroy the computer used for this process, use that old computer you were going to trash anyways.
Richard shudders at the thought of his computer being destroyed, but then realizes he has infinite computers, and goes through with it.
Step 4: Insert the USB device into the computer you actually plan on using, then restart the computer.
"Blah blah blah stupid stuff blah blah blah"
Step 5: Go through the calibration process to calibrate the RAT.
{Trade secrets - REDACTED} Step 6: Restart the computer again to save changes to the RAT. "So restarting saves the changes, how? What a waste of time." Step 7: draw blood to add to the RAT's organic brain. This will allow the brain to gain valuable knowledge of your desires to help give the best playing experience possible. Richard fears this step will cause damage to him, so he looks in the FAQ for the answer. After being reassured that he will not take damage from this, he puts a few drops of his blood inside the RAT.
Step 8: Play the test games to activate the RAT's learning processes. This will allow the RAT to adapt to your playstyles.
Richard plays through 5 of the hardest bullet hell games ever. Unfortunately, he gets stuck on the fourth game.
ERROR: Calibration Failure: Restarting
ERROR: Calibration Failure: Restarting
ERROR: Calibration Failure: Restarting
Luckily, after the fourth time, the RAT's adaptive algorithms kick in to give Richard an easy win.
Step 9: Accept the EULA agreements, privacy policy, terms of use, and waiver.
Richard breezes through the paperwork to get to the part where he destroys UserZero with his new RAT. (seriously, does ANYONE read those? Didn't think so)
Step 10: Enjoy your new RAT!
Richard returns to the server and prepares to destroy UserZero. However, he suddenly notices his HP went down by 1. After making sure he was not ambushed while AFK (shouldn't happen, given his army of allies), he attempts to figure out what caused him to take damage. Best he can tell, someone (probably UserZero) set up a tuba-playing band, causing his ears to explode. "DIE, USERZERO! FOR I HAVE THE POWER OF THE RAT!" "So do I, tuba boy."
UserZero's path: Step 1: Catch a rodent (rats are best due to their high intelligence), then remove its brain matter and place it inside the processing core (see diagram 1:A for information on the best way to do this). This organic brain matter will run the lightning-quick operations needed to operate the RAT.
UserZero uses her godmodding abilities to summon a rat brain and place it directly inside the processing core, only to be met by the brain exploding. She tries again, only to be met with another exploding brain. She looks in the manual to figure out who made it so she can kill them (after making them set it up for them of course), and finds that godmodding energy can interfere with the setup process. Since it fails to say that that happens all the time, she just bulls ahead and continues until she finally gets the rat brain inside effectively, resulting in everything in her room being showered with blood ("Just how I like it, right?") Step 2: Insert the USB device into your computer's USB ports. UserZero fails to find the USB device anywhere, and uses Summon USB Device after about a minute of being annoyed. She then plugs the USB device into her computer.
Step 3: Run the HarvestCPU process to upload the computer's CPU into the RAT. WARNING: This will destroy the computer used for this process, use that old computer you were going to trash anyways.
UserZero shudders at the thought of his computer being destroyed, but then realizes he has infinite computers, and goes through with it.
Step 4: Insert the USB device into the computer you actually plan on using, then restart the computer.
"Wait why do I need to restart the computer?"
Step 5: Go through the calibration process to calibrate the RAT.
{Trade secrets - REDACTED} Step 6: Restart the computer again to save changes to the RAT. "How about we skip that step, eh?" ERROR: RESTART NOT FOUND! The RAT begins malfunctioning and flying around the room at high speeds, nearly hitting UserZero several times until she hits the restart button, which calms it down. "Okay, okay, you win, take your stupid restart. Keep this up and you wont live to control my computer!"
Step 7: draw blood to add to the RAT's organic brain. This will allow the brain to gain valuable knowledge of your desires to help give the best playing experience possible.
UserZero decides that the possible (small) amount of damage is worth being able to wipe Richard off the battlefield (along with all his friends), and adds blood to the machine. This does not cause her damage, however (mainly because if drawing blood caused people to take damage, diabetics would die a few days after being diagnosed, and medicine would be very outdated).
Step 8: Play the test games to activate the RAT's learning processes. This will allow the RAT to adapt to your playstyles.
UserZero breezes through the easy games. She IS an Omega+ Class Godmodder, after all.
Step 9: Accept the EULA agreements, privacy policy, terms of use, and waiver.
UserZero breezes through the paperwork to get to the part where she destroys Richard with his new RAT. (seriously, does ANYONE read those? Didn't think so)
Step 10: Enjoy your new RAT!
UserZero gets back on the server, and the first thing she notices is her HP being 1 lower than when she left it. She freaks out because that must mean her Gatekeeper is dead already, but then figures out that the Barrier is still there. "HOW THE GORILLA DID I TAKE DAMAGE! THIS BARRIER IS INDESTRUCTIBLE!" Crusher48 responds with this retort: "Yeah, its indestructible, but it doesnt really help against my friend EXOS using a sniper drone to shoot you past the barrier (note: EXOS did not actually shoot UserZero with the sniper drone, and Crusher48 did not really say this either)."
Turns out both of them fell for what the RAT really is: a Remote Access Trojan, designed to access their data and steal their HP. Though it does still have plenty of power boost to go along with it (making godmodders about twice as powerful), the RAT drains 1 HP from a godmodder that uses it each round (including the round it was activated in), and then makes up a justification to get the godmodder to believe something else caused the damage. Due to how it accesses data, nothing other than just not using the RAT can prevent damage from the RAT.
(OOC 1: The seperate paths are SUPPOSED to be in spoilers, but MCF apparently doesnt like spoilers because that didnt work)
(OOC 2: People keep forgetting about me, can you make sure to mention "EXOS +1s all GS players" or something at the end of each round?)
First off: Your attack would have failed anyways because you clearly got fooled by the Veil as to who to ship those RATs to, as those clearly aren't the two Godmodders. After all, Richard isn't EXOS Yellow and UserZero isn't PZ Red. In any case, EVERYONE on your side kills you! After all, if the godmodders both doubled in power, then they'd start exhibiting...Interesting abilities, and like it or not, Richard at double poewr at the Gamma Rank would be stronger than UserZero, AND UserZero at double her power would have 2 HP PER TURN REGEN, making the battle next-to-impossible and ofsetting the RAT's abilities anyways! And this all assumes that thing even works, or the godmodders don't have an even BETTER mouse already! (It doesn't and they do)
EXOS Cyber Arm: I'm going to tell you straight up: The only reason this is Level 1 is because it's a mechanical arm and it can house an AI. That EXOS is that particular AI means absolutely nothing in this equation.
Your drones are Summoned! Also, I'll probably put that in!
Blue Suit && Courtroom Antics && Lots and Lots of Buffing && Attorney's Badge = Wright 3/8 Level 88
Actual action=========
i create a wall of text and shove it in the disembioded's hearts face. Having no arms, it is forced to look at the spelling and grammar-error ridden wall of text FOREVER.
Recipe's of Note======
Gravity Gauntlet > fine = Falls (Level 9 0/10) (in progress)
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8 Error! No description found!
Entity's:
the Annoying Dog sits still. Every sniper drone proceeds to lock onto it. Not to be easy killed, the Annoying Dog prepares a telechain that will leave them to destroy each other... then realizes that Patch Quilt is ready to use and instead heals and buffs both alien drones. He finally patched the quilt. The quilt being a metaphor for the game, Minecraft suddenly gains a new patch werein the both Alien Drone's HP has been raised.
how2wastecharges:14/22(
A heal 8/10 (1 from megaq)
2+ to MeGa
1+ to Muffet (Spider Cider stolen by annoying dog!)
+6,000 HP to the Annoying Dog!
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher: This needs no description. It's its own description. It's a brutal-looking boss-busting breaking bashing thing, that busts, breaks, and bashes.
The Disembodied Heart has no face either, so the attack fails!
Sorodin's Soul> Took you a while. I was starting to think my friend Shard over here might run out due to charge decay.
Focusing back on Twitchy, Sorodin takes out a Pokeball, Twitchy being merged with Skarmory and all. Sending it out, everyone realizes it's a level 100 pokemon that's been fed one too many Super Mushrooms, the red plasma coming out of the Pokeball seems never-ending. As it forms into a shape, people realize it's one of the most feared and deadly pokemon. It is... a level 100 Magikarp? What the heck? Who would train a freaking Magikarp up to level 100 without evolving it- and all the moves have been rejected! It doesn't even know Tackle! The most deadly thing it could do it die and fall on top of something! All the PZ forces, not caring about the seemingly harmless colossal Magikarp, just ignore it. It then uses Splash, it's only move. Usually, that wouldn't do much, but since Sorodin fed it tons of Giga Mushrooms, it splashing creates a tsunami headed for the battlefield. When it hits, all the AZ entites find that they were shielded from it, while the PZ entites probably had a very bad time.
Ring && Oblivion Energy = Brine 6/11
Gavel && Mute Button && Pause Button = Order in the Court 2/9
=Inventory=
Space-Time Manipulator
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64
Voidmetal Bottle
Pocket Dimension
Infinite Pie Cornucopia
Traho
Stevereen Figure
World in a Bottle
"Godmodder's Friend" T-Shirt
(Only including things that I deem important to my ultimate alchemy chain thingy)
==Charges==
Celestial Guardian 50/50!
Sorodin's Soul realizes that his amulet he conceals underneath his shirt had started glowing with intense heat. Pulling it out, he admired it for a few more seconds before it dissolved. The stone seemed to be made of the sun itself- which it was, and was engraved with a stunning image of a dragon's head. This was the Starstone Amulet, capable of calling forth the leader of the star centrions, a forgotten species that lived by the stars, died by the stars, and were the stars. Pressing his thumb to it, it let out a resonating hum, getting louder by the second. A few seconds later, it exploded forcefully, the stardust flying everywhere, only to be reassembled into a vaguely humanoid shape. The figure slowly turned around to face Sorodin.
Shard> So, old friend, what mess have you gotten yourself into this time?
[AZ] Shard of the Drakon [AZ]HP: 210000/210000 Abilities:Passive:SunlightWill melt entities based off snow or ice, and deal double damage to entities weak to sunlight. I totally didn't make this solely for the purpose of defeating the Chief. Sure. Manual:BrillianceDeals weak damage to a lot of PZ entites. StarbeamFires a relentless beam of stardust at a single enemy. for huge damage, but takes 10,000 HP from himself. 3 post charge. Drakon ConstelationSummons Eredeth, the Drakon to ride. Can only be used once. Eredeth has 100,000 HP, and takes 5 posts to charge. When he's active, Shard is airborn and evasive. SharshotFires a ball of starstone at an enemy for moderate damage.
Yes, he is literally made of stardust from the sun. Don't question it.
Misdirection 11/25
The Balancer 31/50 (+3 from Hezetor)
+3 Hezetor
Sure. Shard summoned! 3,000 damage to all non-airborn PZs!
Alright, looks like Twitchy still has plenty of stuff guarding it. The best bet for our team is to help it destroy all AZ entities!
I take Salt, and introduce it to its other brother, Pepper. Salt is really good at running, and Pepper, his evil counterpart (Who HATES Salt), is really good at punching things in incredibly painful manners. However, I make sure Salt is in an impossible-to-escape room first, forcing him into a direct fight...
Pressurized Air Canister && Laser Rifle = Atmolauncher 3/4
Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae && Essence of Air (A Potato Chip Bag) = Bluster Flailbldae 5/11
Oh dear. Why did I ever cause that abomination to exist? I take out a grenade launcher and load up my dance grenades. Grenade spam ensues on one of the disembodied hands. As it does some weird jittery thing I drink a phase potion, go inside it, and telefrag it.
(Sorry about creating Twitchy, guys)
(I was the one who exposed it to the hivemind if you forgot)
...I think you already posted this, but oh well. 18,000 damage to one of the Disembodied Hands! Your telefraging creates a paradox! THe roll is 4417, causing a random, but somewhat weak, Wildebeast to look in upon this scene and join the GS faction! His feral claws can give Fast-Acting Ravies to all who wind up hit by him, which will cause them to go insane and hit/waste charges on random targets!
Essence of Corruption && The Forge Stoker = ? (Level ?: 1/?)
Scalding Holy Water 000 Essence of Corruption = ? (Level ?: 1/?)
(If I can only use essence of corruption on one alchemy I choose the first one)
John stops fighting and looks over at the Anti ////UN!////Originality Turret. "You want a piece of me! I see you over there". He then takes out fear no anvil and drops it on the turret. But, for originality, he drops it upside down! He then picks it up and repeats it a couple time, therefore defeating the point of his originality in the first place...
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anacrhonism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1: The Essence of one of the four corners of the Void, Corruption. It's power is destructive in nature, meant to be used in dire straights, but it's also pretty impressive-close second to Oblivion in terms of destructive potential. It's only second because it's more of a gradual force, but boy is it impressive. Here, it's form glitches out-then again, in a code-based environment, Corruption and Glitchiness are practically equivalent.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Potion of Hacking (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
14/50 The being that is itself time
8/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods
1/50 Galenth Dysely. I feel the need to troll someone...
+2 Ire, +1 Muffet
I take a third spider donut. Now I have 18,000 HP of insta-heal whenever I desire. I sense a flaw...what is there to keep me from hoarding these?
Ludovico Technique && Laser: Red Ring O' Death 10/10
Blank Card II Magic Ink: Blank Spell card 6/6
Rainbow Star && Super Star: Invincibility Star 4/6
I immediately move the RRoD over one of the Disembodied Hands, and take the spell card for later.
I also use my Mechsuit for the first time, landing, quickly taking the massive gun, and firing a spread shot. The shots impact the ground, and send blue shockwaves into the Disembodied Hand. I also lock on to a bunch of areas above the shockwave. Those places explode.
You realize that your inventory cannot support more than 3 Spider Donuts at once! THAT is why!
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Hmmm...interesting...these gates that uzis gatekeepers guard seems to be connected to the TAT base.
I wonder if i just see if i can modify a few TAT coding and ...
Gate 1 suddenly moves farther up to reveal an portal but... only fraction of a portal? Hmm. it seems all of the portals need to be used in order to be at full potential. Thank goodness it's made of indestructium. But the controls are not... lol.
... Well, this is interesting, lets see what it can do.
Gate 1: Indestructible
Control panel: HP:20,000 (Guarded by Energy Shield)
Energy Shield: HP 50,000 (Regens 2,000 HP Per Turn, Takes 40% Less damage from all attacks, Only blocks attacks at control panel if it has more than 1 HP, HP can not be lowered past 1)
Special Ability: Can summon minor entities using charge points
Gains 1 Charge per turn
Entity charge limit is 5
When Control panel is destroyed control of the Entity goes to the destroyer.
Hint:When more Gates are unlocked the power of the gates increase.
Please tell me if i need to nerf or not.
Your theory proves incorrect pretty quickly post-activation, as if it spawned at where the 1st Barrier(/gate) was, then it would be 500 blocks back, which it isn't! 1st Gateaway summoned! I'll rebalance this a bit: You're now completely devoid of damage resistance, BUT the HP-per-turn is now 10,000 instead of 2,000.
(50 / 50) comic. -> here we go. (AWAITING PARTNER) (+6, Insert, FBSN, Toast)
(5 / 30) Armistyx: Rapture Mode
+3 to Insert
=Alchemy=
Ia! Ia! (Level 10: 9/11)
The Flamestriker (Level 8: 5/9)
Killing Spree (Level 8: 5/9)
=Command=
Napstablook floats away to the ruins, and proceeds to continue mixing funky jams. Muffet will use Donut Bounce on The Chief, then heals the Spoopinator with it for 5k.
=Action=
I decide to give the Chief a steak. It's of an appropriate size for him, and cooked to perfection! I then decide to pour salt for him until he says there's enough salt. After the proper amount of salt is put down, he politely tells me to stop. But that won't happen. The salt is already flowing. I reveal that the salt covering the steak is actually my essence; pure salt from failing to finish off Phantom Walker. And the salt begins to pile up. Eventually, a massive mountain of salt covers the battlefield, dwarfing the mountains that the terrain is made up of. Inside the massive mountain of salt, the Chief can't breath; salt is constantly pouring into every tiny gap in his body, and it HURTS.
Suddenly, the salt, running out of places to go, opts to go straight through his eyes. The salt burns straight through his eyeballs and leaves massive burning in their wake. The Chief then finds that the salt around his is parting, and that he's in a massive dome made of salt. I'm standing in the centre of the dome, laughing about salt. For I am the new Elemental Lord of Salt, outsalting even the entity called Salt. Massive pulses of salt fly from my mouth, launching the Chief into the salt dome surrounding him. It seems that whenever he touches the dome, the salt will attempt to consume him and pull him in deeper. He manages to avoid being pulled in, but is quickly shot back in by another pulse of salt. The salt pulls him in, leaving only his head sticking out. I then jump towards him, land on his face, and begin channelling my powers to pour nearly twenty-seven pounds of salt a millisecond in an attempt to suffocate the Chief with salt.
The salt passes right through his body; it moves at insane rates however, going in one end and out the other at insane speeds, wreaking havoc on his bodily systems! Remember the steak from before? I then jump to the centre of the arena, and reach my arm down and pull out the steak, now glowing a solid white due to all the pure salty energy. I then slap the Chief with the steak. He promptly flies straight through the mountain of salt, and slams into a normal mountain. And then he realizes; his body is slowly turning into salt! The Uber-Salt Steak's side effect is that whatever it hits slowly turns into salt, assuming that you swing the steak fast enough.
Using my newfound powers of Saltomancy, I manipulate the salt that the Chief is slowly turning into, giving him all sorts of new salty pains to deal with. I shove the salt through his bloodstreams, through his brain and into his lungs. The salt is slowly consuming him now. As his transformation into a giant pile of salt continues, I set up a giant desktop fan. I power it up, and the parts of the Chief that are converting to salt are now blowing away in the wind, into the distance. The converson rate of Chief to Salt slowly increases, and the Chief begins to panic. The process of being turned into salt is always a strange thing.
I then summon thousands of players, and give them all Uber-Salt Steaks. They all hunt down the Chief with them, and every hit increases the Chief-to-Salt rate dramatically! Eventually, 50% of the Chief is salt, and that number is rising by the second! While the Chief is in pure agony from this amazing salt-based nightmare, I proceed to shove thirty-eight Uber-Salt Steaks into the Chief's mouth. The flavor is... indescribable, and causes the Chief's head to explode, turning into a fine cloud of salt.
...
UserZero sighs as she sweeps up the Chief. Rebuilding him will take a bit.
You Transcend into a Salt Elemental, the Lord thereof in fact, and obliterate the Chief with 35,000 damage. Somehow, no-one knew that you were a Salt Elemental for reals from then on.
The first part of comic is done! Everyone gets a sense of somethign approaching...it fills them with dread.
Darn it, I missed another turn! On the bright side, Tazz is being productive (Thanks for the alchemies, they were just as I imagined)! Keep up the good work!
Also, I think that the bosses are just being cut down that quickly.
Inventory: Spider Donut (Heals 6,000 HP to target entity when used)
I +Assist Muffet again. I may or may not need these things later.
I, after analyzing the Battlefield, realize that Napstablook is dead and I shed a few tears. I curse Uzi under my breath and decide to take it out on the boss! Rationalizing that the spawner-type enemy should die first due to its damage over time, I fire several incendiary rounds into the Disembodied Heart in short but rapid bursts of pain!
Support: 55/100% (+3 +Assisting an ally, +2 Attacking/Debuffing a PZ-Boss, -3 Progression)
(Am I using charges too much? I mean, we kind of need minions right now, but still...)
I set up a shield around Twitchy, hopefully totally mitigating the next attack against him or any part of him.
In your position, I'd forgive you.
Twitch////I-AM-A-WOMAN-THANK-YOU-VERY-MUCH!-BUT-YEAH-LIKE-I-WAS-SAYING-YOU-DO-NOT-SEEM-TO-GET-THE-REASONING-BEHIND-THAT-JOKE-COMMENT!-IT-IS-BECAUSE-WELL-ACTUALLY-GIVE-ME-A-SECOND-TO-THINK-OVER-AN-EASY-TO-UNDERSTAND-EXPLANATION-FOR-THIS////y is a woman, but you defend Twitchy against the next attack!
I got a Spider Donut from +1ing Muffet, and i send one to Sp00pinat0r (THANKS) then i sit down on a good seat watching some people and i heard there is a hole in front of the Chief's Hat i said, "Someone's did it!" and the guy in a green military uniform from a Sburb session saying "I shot that, Come here zombie police gorilla" the Chief is charging at him but he fell in the Colossal Bathtub filled with Spikes, Piercing Lights and Molten Magma. the same guy with a military uniform saying "Give a break" Well, i rest on the sunbed with a parasol.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 36/50 +1 from MeGa, Talist Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 36/50 +1 from MeGa, Talist
Ebbotine h0I! 5/30
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: 0H... WELL, I LAYER AN SP00PY SHIELD 0N MYSELF, AND I LET MY CRIMS0N SKELLIES DEFEND ME AND NEXT TURN, IT WILL BE G0ING T0 BE G00D!
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Muffet, +1 Mega/Redstone
Charge Bank: +1 from MeGa
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Uh, 16,000 damage to the Chief's Hat! +6,000 HP to Sp00pinator!
Blue Suit && Courtroom Antics && Lots and Lots of Buffing && Attorney's Badge = Wright 3/8 Level 8
Actual action=========
I fire a missile from the saints row. It blows up into dozens of megatroll bombs that home onto the disembodied Heart. The Megatroll bombs blow up, revealing that they have Mr. Boom, Mr. Mega, Bob's Curse, Sad Bombs, and Cluster Bombs. When they explode it is revealed the tears from the Sad Bombs are Sacred Heart and Mysterious Liquid bullets. The cluster bombs turn out to be an infinite loop- When they explode, they not only scatter tear's everywhere but
reveal MORE trollbombs. This cycle continues until i get bored and whack it with The Conscientious Objector, objecting to it's existence.
Recipe's of Note======
Gravity Gauntlet > fine = Falls (Level 9 0/10) (in progress)
From what I saw up to now there is enough interesting material...
Hezetor closes his eyes and concentrates, he is going to activate different meta keto-links,he is going to re-activate its first power, its very essence.
A power which in the past allowed him to evolve, its first power: absorption.
What at first was simply the ability to absorb minute amounts of energy over time it has evolved to be able to absorb complex concepts, as life and death, time and space, but what allowed him to evolve more than anything else was absorb other powers, others essences.
Activating its power for a moment a faint blue aura can be glimpsed by those who were watching at that moment, no one since he should be in space.
I must have inadvertently lost focus and allow the aura to propagate... I should be more careful it's never a good idea to emit auras into the surrounding...
Well I can start t-
Immediately after re-activated its power Hezetor starts to feel a terrible, incessant throb in his mind.
What the hell is going on, this is not right at all...
In a moment he realized, a limitation, a flaw, something was different, like a limit to his powers.
Whatever happened it was not caused by his keto-links, maybe an external force.
This ... is not right... is not right... what is limiting my essence? What's going on here? There is something or someone, that limited me...
After these thoughts Hezetor starts checking all the possible causes: magics, curses, gelik neu, the possible error of a timed variable, everything.
Apparently the flaw occurred naturally, like the power was intended to be like that from the beginning, but he perfectly knows that it is not like that.
The Power:
The power to absorb, assimilation, this is what now Hezetor acquired, in short, the ability to copy techniques, passive, or attacks by his surroundings, namely entities.
For some unknown reason the original power is now limited as follows:
1 Hezetor can hold at max 3 abilities at the same time.
2 He can copy these abilities only from entities dead by at most 2 turns.
3 He is not able to choose what power get from said entity.
4 Godmodders, Boss and Gatekeepers must be killed directly by him in order to copy their powers.
Of course, he can just discard and draw from the same entity as an action without penalty if he does so immediately after getting it.
(oh expect him being able to copy abilities even when such are mechanical peculiarities, genetic uniqueness, inimitable techniques, or eldritch weirdness and expect him to copy such abilities from entities that were dismembered, nullified, of sent to another dimension)
Now given that Hezetor killed Phantom Walker let's start from his abilities.
Matrice limitativa: capable of directing quanta of matter and probability in a precise and limited way, without any loss of power.
Preview: /Thrones of the skies / (the 1:1 on the alchemiter)
Hezetor summoned! Your vulnerability is back, but your copy powers-nerfed by the OP Scale-aren't. I'm going to assume that you intended to do that twice, so you pick up Phantom Walker's ability to inflict Agony Stacks on attack...Occasionally. It appears that the actual power is kind of wonky; only in an intense, agonized state of mind could it ever be unleashed. And I don't mean an artifically-generated one either.
I peruse my vast collection of antiques. Alas, I haven't any corpses. Regardless, I manage to get my hands on an eighteenth-century musket, accompanied by a bit of a lead-tipped bayonet. This should be functional enough.
I proceed to carefully affix the bayonet to its designated position, before striding into the core of the madness, not even bothering to load the weapon. I causally spear a Disembodied Hand, forcing it down to the base of the lead. Moving quickly, so to not dislodge the thing, I exit the core of destruction, before engineering a working firepit, and lighting the logs within ablaze. As the flames rage in an upward direction, I stab the bayonet into the burning logs, before disconnecting the thing. It wasn't an antique, of course. The soft metal melts over the Disembodied Hand, fusing it to a burning log. Excellent. I poke the fire several times with a foot, watching glowing sparks spitting off of the epicenter of warmth. I quickly knock several more logs over a somewhat-writhing Disembodied Hand. That is simply distasteful.
In mere minutes, the embers are glowing warmly, lead-stained ashes filling the small pit. Waiting for the thing to die out utterly, I prepare for the inevitable by establishing a small edge-runner mill in the side of the pit, applying sizable enough amounts of sulfur and saltpeter to the thing. As the fire dies out, I scoop out a handful of the ashes of the Disembodied Hand, and add them to the mixture, allowing the mill to function. few more processes afterward, I have myself some veritable gunpowder, which I immediately load into the antique musket. The ultimate sign of disrespect is utilizing the ashes of one's genetic near-duplicate to propel a bullet at the duplicate's relative, after all. I immediately get into position, aiming the somewhat unwieldy weapon's barrel at another Disembodied Hand. Pulling the trigger, a large amount of smoke bursts from the aforementioned barrel, along with the sadly familiar bang of a gunshot.
Funnily enough, I manage to miss the targeted Hand. However, serendipitously, the thing strikes another hand directly in the center. The lead mixture within the bullet seeps into the wound, along with the scattered fragments of ashes infused into the projectile. The wound itself begins to flicker with pulsating verdant of a surprisingly dull shade. I lower the musket, putting it away. I can deal with that later, after all. The flesh of the Disembodied Hand in question begins to writhe somewhat, dripping with numerous bodily fluids, some of which not ordinarily present in the hand of a humanoid creature. With a twitch, and a resounding roar, the original Disembodied Hand, wrought anew, leaps forth from the gaping hole in the center of the secondary Hand. The two hands, reformed in essence, are bound together entirely, the restrictions of flesh proving doubly callous. However, this revival is also accompanied by the sudden increase of lead in the composition of the now-joined beings.
Observing this, I deem it necessary to take several steps in a backward direction, the conjoined extremities of the flesh leaking a substantial amount of liquid lead onto the ground. The foul molten stuff pools together, a miniature lake of darkened metal in an ocean of war-torn land. The dripping of the lead seems ceaseless, forming a steadily more massive puddle beneath the horror-bound appendages.
I raise a finger, carefully overseeing the dripping of lead. The pool glows teal, sparking with psiokinetic energies in a manner akin to burning oil, perhaps. A hiss emanates across the general area, and the metal solidifies- after abruptly rising into the air, and puncturing the forms of both of the Hands, that is. The metal proceeds to solidify fully into lead, welding the Hands to the floor. That's over with, then.
I would deem it necessary to create a second post, but I'm still suffering quite heavily, in my meaningless opinion, from a lack of creativity, likely spurred on by the death of the playerbase. Focus shall have to do. Now, I've got a constitution to write.
Elemental Crusher && Sacrificial Knife && Concentrated Blood Essence = The Bloodletter (7/9)
Voidmetal Shovel && Necromantic Rune && Quicksilver Core = Mercurial Gravedigger (6/8)
Stamper && Scarlet Ink && Concentrated Ordo Vis = The Ratification (5/5!)
THE RATIFICATION: A scarlet stamper with a handle composed of polished mahogany. Its mark can be imposed upon official documents, infusing them with the essence of arcane order, fusing the terms and conditions of said document into the laws of reality itself, for a near-permanent amount of time.
NEW: Voidmetal Dagger && Chilled Stone && Runed Bone = The Unforeseen (1/???)
(+3 to Bomber)
Flow 8/50 /////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Murmur of the Harvestman 22/50 (+2 from Richard, +3 from Crystal) /////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Imperator 38/50 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
NEW: Voidmetal Dagger && Chilled Stone && Runed Bone = The Unforeseen (Level 7: 1/8)
Focused 54,000 damage to Two Disembodied Hands, split evenly! They somehow diffuse afterwards.
I thought I could be cool by splitting my characters into 3 sessions. But I have a ton of homework and have less than an hour of free time. And it takes about 20 min for me to comprehend just DTG0. Then a few more to figure out what simple action to do and stuff. So yeah, nevermind. I'll avoid a massive block of text since no one cares so: coolestardude gets sucked away. And now there are 4 charges floating there if someone wants them
Citrustron (keeps) attack(ing) a disembodied hand. Or the Chief if he's in the way.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [X]
Huh? But Mikoto literally only ran like 5 blocks. Oh well, I don't think I'm supposed to question it. Of course, getting RP to deal damage is a pretty nice deal considering that I find it WAY easier and more fun to write RP than attacks.
The Chief finds a little beam of sunlight focused on his body. Or rather, he doesn't because that's only one tiny beam on his otherwise large body. Off in the distance, Inari lines up her sniper's shot, her armor acting as both a solar panel and thermal generator. It takes in the literal sunlight around her and her own radiating heat, focusing it towards her paw, which is pointed at the Chief's heart. After taking careful aim, she fires off an arrow of sunlight that arcs through the air towards the Chief, leaving a chain of light behind it. Inari then leaps towards the chain of light, encasing herself in flames and becoming a phoenix shaped surge of fire following the chain and crashing into the Chief, driving the arrow into the Chief's body as well.
Relevance Line:
Over by the battlefield, the Veteran got Mikoto’s telepathic message.
“What? What exactly happened? And Gail followed us here? …”
He looks up at Twitchy briefly.
“Why now? We’re fighting a boss. …”
Turning to Inari, he reconsiders and says
“You’re going to be taking this battle. It’s not like having two of us here actually increases our damage.”
With that, he turned and starting running towards where Mikoto had said he was, leaving the confused and concerned Inari to handle this boss fight.
An unspecified amount of time later, both Mikoto and the Veteran were standing by the still unconscious Gail.
“What the Nether happened to her? It’s like she got stabbed in the side of the head. She’d probably be dead if it was her throat.”
With the sound of both shock and shame in his voice, Mikoto tried to explain while constantly fidgeting back and forth.
“I don’t know! We were in that castle ofer there and some kind of trap actifated! I’m not sure what happened after that! I just heard her shouting and… I don’t know! I got her out as fast as I could and then tolj you.”
He seemed to be avoiding looking at Gail, but motioned towards her often.
“I suppose it doesn’t matter what happened. I’ll see what kind of damage has been done and what I can do for her.”
The Veteran then goes about searching his ender pouches and storage in the Emerald Dream for some of his books regarding neurology and medicine. Squeamish at even the sight of blood, Mikoto steps outside.
Wooden Tower Shield && Living Wood && Chlorophyte && Yggdrasil leaf = World Tree Shield 10/11
Tower Shield && Lapotron energy crystal && Gravity generator && Electro-magnetic containment system = Black Hole Shield 10/11
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento 3/11
Got +3
More charges: 47/50
46/50
18/50
+2 to Mythic, +1 to Pricey
You ran 5 blocks...At Distance 5000, AKA where the Alchemiter is, and if I recall, where you left from. You are getting your gear shipped by ACME to the frontlines within seconds due to fancy technologies and such.
A focused 47,000 damage to the Chief! Also, yes, this is happening because, really, why bother letting basically 80% of your post go to waste like that?
Scourge of the Beast: 9/50 ================================================== (+1 from Erelye)
The Executioner: 9/50 ================================================== (+2 from Erelye)
+3 to generic
Bomber groaned and brought a hand to his head when The Chief returned. Nothing could ever be easy, now could it? To make matters worse, he could no longer abuse the Stock Market Dimension since it is currently in shambles. At least he didn't have his badge, since it was melted down for profit.
Bomber took out his R.N.G. and pulled the lever.
BAR FIRE FIRE (8 2 1)
Hot flames spew out of the R.N.G, roasting The Chief's hat! It has a chance to become Burned from the intense flames.
Imp Ashes && Burial Urn && Writ of Service = Urn of Shadows (Level 4: 3/5)
Steel Mace && Solarium Ingot || XIX - The Sun = The Good Morningstar (Level 6: 7/7)
Alchemy Complete!
The Good Morningstar is infused with the power of The Sun. It can be used to strike enemies with the Sun's energy. Also, upon use it forces Daytime for one turn. Who knows what that could do? Naturally, its powers become ineffective if used too frequently.
Longsword && Lunarium Ingot || XVIII - The Moon = Moontante (Level 6: 5/7)
R.N.G. && Shoddy Reroller = Slightly More Favorable R.N.G. (1/?)
Also for the record, this game takes place in the past. If Richard loses, UserZero will kill us all...if a paradox doesn't destroy the world first.////FROM-ONE-PARADOX?-STAR-I-FIND-YOUR-ODDS-EXTREMELY-PESSEMISTIC!-THERE-IS-ALWAYS-A-LOOPHOLE!////
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...Why did I quote this? The Update Terminal is insisting I do...
Essence of Corruption && The Forge Stoker = ? (Level ?: 2/?)
Scalding Holy Water 000 Essence of Corruption = ? (Level ?: 2/?)
"Time for some smackdown on salt" John grab some un-popped popcorn and start frying it over the holy flame. It turns into holy popcorn which simply want to grab salt and season themselves with it. It soon results in a tug of war between two kernels over salt until one accidently lets go and launches salt straight into a wall of popcorn which decided to stack on each other in a triangle formation. Salt is surrounded by angry popcorn which grab him and pull his limbs apart to no avail... He's a piece of salt. Salt then tries to ninja kick the popcorn, but to no avail... He's a piece of salt. Now their at a standstill, until I come in and wield the holy flame to turn the holy popcorn into tormented burnt popcorn who just smash salt to pieces.
"Also, join us, or else we will DESTROY YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS... Oh yea! And we have cookies (The other people do have cookies, but they are... salty. And also one of the cookies were a little... twitchy)"
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anacrhonism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Potion of Hacking (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
You're stopped by the Anti-Popcorn Turret, as UserZero loathes Popcorn! they're all shot out of existence! however, some of the bullets hit you...And Salt. 15,000 damage to salt as compensation!
First off, UserZero doesn't have the ACN Turret. If Richard dies, there is no more ACN turret, so UserZero gets roundhouse kicked out of existance by Chuck Norris instantly. Secondly, we don't NEED Richard to beat UserZero, after all Richard has done very little to actually affect UserZero. Thirdly, I am working with EXOS to develop paradox nullification technology to stop the inevitable paradox (you know that guy that tried to do the bribe me or I destroy the world with paradoxes thing? Yeah, our prototype paradox nullifier stopped that cold). Fourthly, I have some REALLY overpowered attacks in the works to take on the godmodders. Fifthly, Richard will probably last long enough to drop UserZero to really low HP anyways.
UserZero NEEDS no ACNT; Chuck Norris is on HER side and WON'T Roundhouse Kick her out of existence! Also, you DO realize that Paradoxes are inherently so unstable that the only way to 'nullify' them is to outright destroy them? it's what UserZero's been doing-if she hasn't, there'd be closer to...100000000000000000000000000 Paradox roles. Per second. Yeah, she's got a tight grip on physics over here, tighter than you realize.
Chuck Norris is going after RICHARD right now, not Uzi.
Besides, since Chuckie isn't a godmodder, then him killing Uzi does NOTHING.
And that ignores one possibility that we've ignored from the beginning: that Chuck Norris isn't as strong in real life as his memetic internet counterpart.
And by possibility, I mean certainty.
Sorry, but you lost to Bruce Lee.
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Bruce Lee is the one being capable of harming Chuck Norris. Anything else won't cut it-Chuck's memetic power is too great. Coincidentally, guess what Essence the ACNT is covered in and fires with every round, thus making it capable of fighting and even temporarily killing Chuck Norris?
*My default accessory. What, I have a legit reason for wearing this.
**From "The World Ends With You". A pin with a graffiti-styled skull on it, it allows the wearer to use basic telepathy, while protecting them from other's attempts to do the same.
***If I'm going to make a mind-based item, I might as well go all out.
Finished Alchemy Project from last turn, just confirming this:
I don't bother switching Heavy Class Commandment's mode before I introduce it's blade to more of G.F. Alpha-Omega's Cannons.
MZ: ▂▂▃▃▄▄▅▅!
Entity orders:
I'm all alone right now.
Inventory:
Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Probably used up?)
Alchemies in Progress:
&& = ??? [Level 25] (2/26)MZ: It's running empty? Did I break it?
Charges:
Lacrima 21/25 (+2 from Talist): There's something to be said about a power that lifts all it's restrictions and costs for so little. Touching a ghost’s anchor, being in the City or a realm of the dead, or when your target is a ghost. But the best reason is that those same restrictions are lifted in times of true desperation, when failure would lead to ruin or death, or when protecting something you truly care about.
Yet Another Magical Bird 7/15: These feathers get all over the place.
Shield-bearer 7/20: I'm willing to provide party support.
Boosts:
+2 for Talist
+1 for Twin
The Rageshield makes it bounce towards a drone, dealing 6,000 damage!
Just a heads up: Cipher's Call is not an Alchemy to take lightly. That's illegal too; too high of a level. It needs to be Level 10 or lower to create right now.
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay: It's the Dragon Hunter Cosplay-now with built in Jetpack! Yeah, seriously, that's all it is. Well, except for the fact its built into the wings for coolness factor.
(50 / 50) comic. -> here we go. (AWAITING PARTNER)
(6 / 30) Armistyx: Rapture Mode
(1 / 5) Forced Removal (Gains points only by Countering attacks.)
+2 to Insert
+1 to Muffet
=Alchemy=
Ia! Ia! (Level 10: 10/11)
The Flamestriker (Level 8: 6/9)
Killing Spree (Level 8: 6/9)
=Action=
Before anything happens, I hand another Spider Donut to the Sp00pinat0r.
I bonk Proof / John over the head with the Old Valkyrie in Frying Pan Scythe Mode, and while he's down, steal the unpopped popcorn AND the Holy Flame! I then fling said flame towards the Chief, and proceed to hand the Popcorn to Uzi to obliterate. Who knows; maybe she'll do it for me. If she doesn't take it, I proceed to throw the unpopped popcorn into a massive shredder.
Meanwhile, the Holy Flame, being a holy flame and such, burns straight through the Chief on contact, leaving a massive hole in his body, which I promptly proceed to throw an Armistyx into. It proceeds to switch between multiple forms, each one slowly increasing in size and number of spikes. Eventually, there's a gargantuan spiked club inside the Chief's body, which I proceed to grab, and somehow fling into the distance. In the distance is the same massive shredder I potentially threw the popcorn into.
+3 ...Crystal?
Well well well. Welly well well. Well welly well well, well well welly. It's finally time to get dunked on. Sans... It was nice meeting you. Goodbye.
I grumble at having to summon Sans to a more inevitable than usual death.
The other half of comic finishes! You summon...Uhh...
...Hang on. You have summoned...AN ENTITY! However, for completely unknown reasons, he has spawned in a thousand blocks away! He'll get there...Slowly...and probably not while there's a boss. Which is a good thing-the sense of dread has only magnified to an unreal level.
You then realize it-The OP Scale has saved you! Kind of! It will take a long, LONG time for this entity to finally arrive-oh wait you revealed him as sans. Oh well. Yeah, incoming sans...After you kill Twitchy. Or sometime after. Sans + Twitchy = Death. Let's not do that.
If the game is getting a bit boring, then I'd say add in an interesting new mechanic that'll grab attention! This is what I planned Acolyte in for to keep things interesting (among other things), but then again, Acolyte may have gotten unpopular (especially among you guys, my intended demographic! •n•) because of a lot of old mechanics were changed up and made the game unfamiliar. In my experience with new mechanics, however, bosses are a great way to change this up! Bosses with a unique mechanic that requires a change in tactics other than "throw powerful items at it until it stops" (maybe even some puzzle elements?!) are a neat addition.
Inventory: Spider Donut (Heals 6,000 HP to target entity when used)
I +Assist the charges of the next Anti-Zero player who posts.
I use my Medigun skills to hose up an allied entity with healing! I point the Reclaimed Regenerator at the Anti-Zero entity with the least health porportional to their max health and hose them down with healing love.
Support: 59%/100% (-2 Progression, +3 +Assisting an ally, +3 Healing/Buffing a friendly entity)
+6,000 HP to the weakest AZ, which is probably one of the drones!
I decide to heal Spoopinator and give him a Spider Donut with bones covered in it.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 39/50 +1 from Ninjatwist, Talist Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 39/50 +2 from Ninjatwist
Ebbotine h0I! 6/30
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: USED THE SP00PY SHIELD ON MYSELF.
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Muffet, +1 Mega/Redstone
Charge Bank: +1 from MeGa
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Hey can anyone see either of my last two non-/null posts this round? For some unknown reason I can't find either one, although I distinctly remember posting both of them.
You'll need 11 non-off-topic posts before the forum's spam filter stops hating you. Sadly, DTG isn't one of those places, but requesting the posts get un-deleted isn't.
Pre-Emptive EXOS +1ing all the GS players!
+1 to All Players as compensation for lateness!
Dark Bowser somehow gets first action and deals 20,000 damage to a Disembodied Hand! Sadly, he doesn't get anywhere else-UserZero decides to promptly inject the Disembodied Hands with copious amounts of Jet, and in their suddenly slowed-down timeframe, they barge through all the enemies and punch Dark Bowser's stomach dead on, beginning Phase 2 for real.
sans begins his long-as-heck haul from 5000 to 4000. You think that such a powerful entity should be giving you all a renewed sense of determination-he took 100 posts to charge!-but instead his presence, even roughly 1000 blocks away, inspires dread. You do not know why. He's AZ...Right?
The Anti-Unoriginality Turret's Main Cannon opens fire onto the BaneBlade's front, managing a Penetration! Fortunately, it's fairly minor...The Baneblade's mechanical systems regarding movement suffer a failure, causing it to be unable to use Tank Shock and decreasing evasiveness on flanking attempts! It'll take two turns to fix, counting this one (though they'll be passive and not interfere)! (I will hereby assume the Baneblade's remaining evasiveness will be in the form of covering fire). It's originality field then proceeds to fry the Annoying Dog...And it focuses in only on it, dealing 15,000 damage!
the 1st Gateway sits there, idle...It can use those charge points to summon weak entities though, but you can get control over it...IF you blow up the panel. Of course, if the panel blows up with nothing summoned, you get nothing...Rinon uncans her 1st Special, ʃwɑː stɹaɪkfɔɹs, unleashing a load of...Uh, Schwa's. Sadly, their combined offensive capabilities are terrible, and currently unusable, so rinon strikes a Disembodied Hand for 20,000 damage alone. The Annoying Dog uses Patch Quilt, and patches up the Alien Drones for 15,000 HP each and eliminating their currently-troublesome Airborn passive. Sukard slices into the Anti-Unoriginality Turret for 20,000 damage!
The 1st ESFB, recalling last turn, uses Obsidian Stronghold, and proceeds to teleport in a load of Obsidian barricades, bringing a global GS dodge chance up to 20% for the next few turns! Sadly, they'll inevitably be lost to wear and tear (by which I mean destroyed) over the next 2 turns...Crocidibli decides to cut into the Anti-Unoriginality Turret for 15,000 damgae before losing his invulnerability. The Vortex Monolith grants a Cloak to Crocidibli, lacking any other reasonable targets (The 1st ESFB, getting over 140% evasion? yeah. no.) The Drones, with their powers combined, deal a total of 5,000 damage to Citrustron Scurvybane!...Yeah, they're really the best you have right now.
Speaking of Citrustron, he rushes to slash another hand with his Citrus powers, dealing 15,000 damage, as well as boost the Sunbeam charge! The Alien Drones both realize they are not long for this world, and considering they were given no orders, decide to promptly and jointly use Incarceration, targeting Frosty and the LavaSharkCagoNado (somehow)! Being that they both realize that they're going to get offed this turn, they both fly, instantly killing them both! Of course, because they both flew into outer space, the anti-leaving turrets promptly gun them down, killing them as well...Eh, there are worse ways to end your lives. sp00pinator attempts to use the sp00py shield, but finds that it is nowhere near close to charging up, so he slices the Anti-Unoriginality Turret for 6,600 damage! His Crimson Skeleton bodyguards him! The Dai-Manji uses Summon Mini-UFOs, and manages to get three in before being damaged from his burn again! The Martian Rookie gets creative and creates an on-the-spot molotov to throw directly at the Spore Cannon, dealing 5,000 damage and burning it! The Hoppers rush into a Disembodied Hand and obliterate themselves AND it, as well as damaging another for 30,000! Salt uses TRAVELLER RETURNING, which might I point out is horribly misspelled, and brings the Chief through more salt!...The rest of the attack be darned, after the last Salt-related thing the Chief went through he'd rather not go through more. 30,000 damgae to the Chief, and he can no longer dodge anything (as if he already could!) Dark Bowser is entering phase 2, and is REALLY reconsidering the idea that his enemies have to follow the rules of the Mario and Luigi series in the process! Matt opts to give the Chief a good old facestab for 7,000 damage! Muffet Donut Bounces the Chief for 6,000 damage, and then heals 5,000 HP from the Sp00pinator! The Baneblade wisely fires its weapons onto the Anti-Unoriginality Turret in retaliation dealing 15,000 damage!...They re-ask Bomber about Creed's field death. Again. Finally, Shard slices the Chief with a beam of pure sunlight, dealing 20,000 damage, which is so totally not bonus damage what even is this?!
THE CHIEF: CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, I AM NOT WEAK TO THE SUN, MAGGOTS!
THE CHIEF: As for why I wear this hat...
THE CHIEF: MINDLESS MAGGOTS, DO YOU THINK I'D TELL YOU MY REASONS FOR WEARING HEADGEAR?!
...Wait, if he's not weak to Sunlight...Err, what IS the sun emitting that is so harmful to the Chief that he needs the badge and hat?
THE CHIEF: WAIT, I WAS ALREADY COMPROMISED ON THAT?!
THE CHIEF:...MMMMMAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS!!!!!
THE CHIEF: MY JOB HAS BEEN WRONGED ENOGUH TIMES BY YOUR REPETETIVE PRES////I-WOULD-TAKE-PARTICULAR-NOTE-OF-THIS-SENTENCE-IF-I-WERE-YOU-AZ-PLAYERS-FOR-THIS-IS-PRETTY-RELEVANT!////ENCE!!!
...Moving on. The G.F. Alpha-Omega's rageshield comes down, as the crewmembers have had the funeral and such. However, they're not done just yet! They execute Wrap-Up, bringing aboard a large projector! They put it onto the ship-first, it's an image of the Friendly Creeper and his Creepy Dummy, posing for the camera! You are all kind of filled with a sense of being a particular jerk, as he wasn't particuarily jerk-ish. It then starts flickering to the symbols of the Greek Alphabet-rapidly, but shortly! The still-huge grief of the other crewmembers flows into the ship, as does the power of friendship, all being channeled directly into the projector as power, as the thing flips over and over! Finally, it stops on the symbol of Omega! The END! And as such, a laser from the center of the symbol forms and promptly deals 50,000 damage to Muffet! The Spore Cannon smashes into the Dai-Manji, again ignoring the non-airborn Salt, for 25,000 damage!
The chief glares at you all, before pulling out a twelve-pack of Donuts! He then uses Donut Mess! He...Opens the Box of Donuts. That's literally the whole thing. It promptly attracts Zombies, Zombies best described as the Chief in miniatur-or at least 5 of them.
5 Tombstones summoned! They have 30,000 HP each, but they all pack a punch individually! They promptly get in front of the Disembodied Heart to meatshield it! With that, his HAT-a separate part-uncorks Top Off, wherein internal components grind and maneuver within the internal workings, causing the hat to fly off! Of course, it does nothing-what does SOMETHING is the reveal that the Chief has a HUGE Afro despite basically being Robocop! Somehow, the Hat constitutes still being on it, as it’s stilly barely touching that huge afro-oh. The Afro Promptly reveals a massive laser cannon, which promptly fires, which promptly makes the Dai-Manji take fatal damage!
The weakest Disembodied Hand draws a card-the 2 of Clubs! Oh come on, that’s’ not in a Tarot Deck either! In any case, the card spits out two big old bombs right on the battlefield, right in front of the Chief! The Bombs, upon use, will be able to do 15,000 damage EACH whenever he wants, as a free action, and they can target different things! It goes to the Discard Pile!
Twitchy herself takes a mental trip through the heads of Salt and Muffet, causing them great mental issues, both taking 15,000 damage to each and a stun! Muffet can’t accept donations during this time, to her misfortune! The Disembodied Hands gang up on Citrustron to deal 10,000 damage! The Low Knife Clusters shred Matt the Pirate for 40,000 damage! The Mid Knife Clusters make the now-vulnerable Crocidibli take 25,000 damage! The High Knife Clusters destroy a Mini-UFO and deals 13,000 damage to a second, as quite literally Rootmars and company are the only valid targets! The Disembodied Heart smashes the Vortex Monolith for 10,000 damage, then spawns two more Disembodied Hands! Joy…
The Deck puts the Two of Clubs in the Discard Pile. A new Card Selection is next turn.
Richard +2s cusionmantis and Generic, and then unleashes his inner Fist of the North Star, bringing forth a rapid-fire Fisticuffs upon the Spore Crawler to deal a nasty 50,000 damage to it!
UserZero +3s her PZ copatriots and decides to just whip out something a lot less complicated than her previous attacks-a torch. A really, REALLY big Torch. She promptly flings it directly onto the Battlefield in the general direction of her enemies, and for some reason (Godmodding) it works! The Anti-Unoriginality Turret dies! Sukard takes 100,000 damage! Crocidibli dies as well! 100,000 damage to Shard (already?)! And a kill from Matt!
Terrain: Crystalline Mountains of Massiveness. Airborn enemies take a -10% evasiveness penalty. Rootmars can be hit by non-flying entities. 10% Chance to shield attacks against AZ entities.
Weather: N/A.
[AZ?] sans: ???. arrival: iiiiiiiiii
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: HP:20,000 (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: HP 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block under 1 damage). Summoning: IIIII
[N] Rinon Raidynas: 121,000/185,000 Effective HP. ʃwɑː stɹaɪkfɔɹs: III fənɛtɪk dɛvəsteɪʃən: IIIIII Action: Use the first ability! Schwas: 10,000/10,000 HP x10.
[N] Annoying Dog: 122,000/180,000 HP. Evasive. Patch Quilt: III Artifact Blaster: IIIII Extremely Cool Slasher: IIIIIII ARFIFACT GONER: IIIIIIIIIIII Action: Use Patch Quilt on the drones!
[N] Sukard: 150,000/250,000 HP.
[GS] 1st ESFB Engineers: 44,000/75,000 HP. Tele-Sapper: III. Obsidian Stronghold: IIIII. Extremely Evasive (40%). Hyper Evasive (75%) when dodging fatal attacks above 10,000 HP. Weakened! Action: Tele-Sapper on Rootmars! Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! II
[GS] Vortex Monolith: 50,000/80,000 HP. Gives an entity a Cloak. Cloaking: N/A Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! II
[GS] Scout Drones: 500/500 HP x25. Evasive (25%) Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! II
[GS] Sniper Drones: 500/500 HP x25. Deals piercing damage, ignoring armor and bodyguards of all kinds (barring a Godmodders because they're cheaters). Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! II
[GS] Shock Drones: 1000/1000 HP x20. Thunderstorm: III Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! II
[GS] John: 20/20 HP. Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! II
AZ Damage: 15,000/50,000
PZ Damage: 13,000/50,000
H Damage: 16,000/50,000
[AZ] Citrustron Scurvybane: 50,000/65,000 HP. Randomly gives an allied unit an extra charge. Action: Attack a Disembodied Hand!
[AZ] Sp00pinator: 138,000/300,000 HP. Lunge of sp00p: II sp00py shield: IIIII Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII ULTIMATE: Sp00py Scary...: IIIIIIIIIII
[AZ] Rootmars: 123,000/200,000 HP. Invulnerable to non-airborn entities, unless they have a way of hitting that far up...Action: Retaliate! Protected by the Dai-Manji.
Mini-UFO's: 27,000/27,000 HP x1; 14,000/13,000 HP x1. Piolted by a Martian Rookie each! Independance Day: II
[AZ] Dark Bowser: 0/38,500 HP. Attacks cannot miss nor fail for ANY reason except countering-cannot dodge for ANY reason barring being taken off the entity list. Shifting Phase!
[AZ] Matt the Pirate: 29,000/70,000 HP. Syphon: IIII Action: Attack the Chief!
[AZ] Muffet the Spider: 100,000/180,000 HP. Can take +1s in exchange for healing items. Charges: 19/40. Synchronized Dance: 10 charge. Tea Party: 20 charge. Spider Muffin: 40 charge. Spiders: 5,000/5,000 HP x4. Stunned!
[AZ] Baneblade: 7/8 Hull Points. 13/12/11. Easier to damage from the sides and back; harder to hit as well, though. Tank Shock: II Engine Failure: II
[AZ] Shard of the Drakon: 210,000/210,000 HP. Deals Double damage to Ice/Snow entities and entities weak to Sunlight! Starbeam: III Drakon Constelation: IIIII
[AZ] General tor's Mechsuit: 150,000/150,000 HP. I NEVER FORGET!!! EXCEPT WHEN I DO!!! Energy Ball: III Background Barrage: IIII
[PZ] Spore Cannon: 110,000/133,000 HP. Burning: II Anti-Air.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 17/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] Tombstones: 30,000/30,000 HP x5. Bodyguarding the Disembodied Heart!
[PZ-BOSS] The Chief: 894,000/1,000,000 HP. Donut Mess: IIII. Aspect of Decay: IIIIIIII. Hat: 373,000/400,000 HP. Top Off: IIIDefending Twitchy! Has 2 Bombs! Paralyzed: III
[-GATEKEEPER-][PZ-BOSS]Twitchy, the Hivemind Incarnate: 616,000/616,000 HP; Can Draw; Attacks can stun, Double Action! Alchemical: III Hivemind: IIIII. Currently shielded by the Red Array of Death! Low Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 HP x1; 61,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Ground. Medium Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x2; High Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x1; 83,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Air. Disembodied Hands: 166,000/166,000 HP x3; 109,000/166,000 HP x1; Can Draw. Red Array of Death: Shielding Twitchy! Disembodied Heart: 158,000/300,000 HP. Spawns enemies!
[PZ] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 8/9. Discard Pile: 2 of Clubs. Card Selection: III
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 31/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 123/150 HP. Behind the Barrier-Invulnerable!
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4000. Locked until the gatekeeper is dead!
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: RECHARGING. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: RECHARGING. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||]Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||]Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
ABILITY ACTIVATED! FIRST STRIKE! (Attacks immediately)
I put this in here for the express purpose of Dark Bowser not immediately being hit in the <REDACTED>, so that he gets at least one phase of the attack off.
If he continues to survive, I'm going to Super Mario World and the New series.
Surviving a third turn leads to the first 2 3D titles.
Surviving to turn 4, unlikely, means I'm taking enemies from the Galaxy games.
Fifth and final turn means the enemies from 3D land and World.
If he somehow survives a 6th turn, then all the PZs had a critical research failure. And Uzi must take 1 damage from shame. (JK, but seriously, if he survives for 6 turns...)
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Also for the record, this game takes place in the past. If Richard loses, UserZero will kill us all...if a paradox doesn't destroy the world first.////FROM-ONE-PARADOX?-STAR-I-FIND-YOUR-ODDS-EXTREMELY-PESSEMISTIC!-THERE-IS-ALWAYS-A-LOOPHOLE!////
"The massive paradox that would result from Richard losing would have enough paradox roles for SOMETHING to go wrong. It's not pessimism if the world has less than a 1% chance of surviving Richard's loss here.
Also, Tazz, you got the emotion wrong. The fact thatsansis approaching does not fill us with dread, it fills us with determination. How the heck did you get that wrong?"
15/50 The being that is itself time. Remember, this came from a trade because I was in command of an 80,000 HP megaevolving Mewtwo. The 50 charge is basically going to be a massive power boost.
10/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods (+1 from Tazz)
2/50 Galenth Dysely. I feel the need to troll someone...
Rainbow Star && Super Star: Invincibility Star 6/6, I forgot to update the alchemy last turn, I put down 4/6 twice.
Oops.
Orialchum && General Tor's Mechsuit: Armored Mech 1/??
My mechsuit...but with ARMOR.
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: Supercharged Mega Mushroom 1/??
Gain a massive attack boost and invincibility for a turn! Who cares that all attacks on you will hit when you are INVINCIBLE!
Objection. It has been stated that "Gandalf the Gray, and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan" were able to defeat Chuck Norris. While this superhuman battle has never been recorded, it is clearly possible to defeat Chuck Norris if one is not Bruce Lee.
The update is live! I won't need to put anything else here as well! Well, except for one thing: I know the Undertale Reference, FBSN, and deliberately subverted it there for good reason.
I'm totally fine with a 2-week intermission. I like DTG, but I think a little break would help me get back into it too.
As for making things less tedious... well, this and DTG2 have been basically massive entity-battles for a whole now. I think the more focus is on the actual godmodders, and trying to send out attacks against them, the better. So, for making things go faster, just let us focus more on the godmodders and not the entities. New mechanics can of course also help with tedious-ness.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
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Mega, he's already on the battlefield, fighting against the Anti-Chuck-Norris Turret.
Your summon will be wasted.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I Claim Ninjatwist's Charges!
I decide to heal Spoopinator and give him a Spider Donut with bones covered in it.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 39/50 +1 from Ninjatwist, Talist
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 39/50 +2 from Ninjatwist
Ebbotine h0I! 6/30
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: USED THE SP00PY SHIELD ON MYSELF.
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time
Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Muffet, +1 Mega/Redstone
My ItemsCharge Bank: +1 from MeGa
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
I've got a power up song at the ready, next turn. Hopefully that will help.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
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Hey can anyone see either of my last two non-/null posts this round? For some unknown reason I can't find either one, although I distinctly remember posting both of them.
EDIT: Well, I honestly don't have the patience/Minecraft affinity to post on other parts of the forum. I'll be back another time, Old Spice and all. Af few days perhaps, maybe more. For now I enjoyed what I did.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
You probably need some non-Forum Game posts to bump up your post count, or the spam filter will be merciless with you, especially with longer posts.
You should put this in a FAQ or something, Tazz.
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+6,000 HP to a Drone! 7,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart!
THE CHIEF: CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, YOU CRIMINAL SCUM, I AM NOT A MASSIVE IDIOT!!
Err, yeah, he doesn't fall for it.
24,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart!
2 Damage to UserZero, belated!
Hoo boy. I'll get on that horse later. Maybe over the break?
Dulled Dagger && True Essence of Fire == Blade of Hottest Flame (Level 10: 1/11)
Stick && True Essence of Air == Wand of Greatest Heights (Level 10: 1/11)
Guardmetal && Micromail Suit == Guardmetal Micromail Suit (Level 11: 1/12)
Now, just a suit of Armor would work, but Micromail seems just better than regular Mail...
Focused 34,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart!
He'll do as you say during the EoTB. If all goes well.
Mechsuit added, but Phantom Strike is reduced to 60,000 damage!
Chair (I hope I don't tick you off, Ire.) && Marker = Chairiel (Level 1: 1/2)
...'AUT?' Took me a second there to realize it was the Anti-Unoriginality Turret. They'll do as you say.
He's not the Master Chief. 3,000 damage to the Chief!
First off: Your attack would have failed anyways because you clearly got fooled by the Veil as to who to ship those RATs to, as those clearly aren't the two Godmodders. After all, Richard isn't EXOS Yellow and UserZero isn't PZ Red. In any case, EVERYONE on your side kills you! After all, if the godmodders both doubled in power, then they'd start exhibiting...Interesting abilities, and like it or not, Richard at double poewr at the Gamma Rank would be stronger than UserZero, AND UserZero at double her power would have 2 HP PER TURN REGEN, making the battle next-to-impossible and ofsetting the RAT's abilities anyways! And this all assumes that thing even works, or the godmodders don't have an even BETTER mouse already! (It doesn't and they do)
EXOS Cyber Arm: I'm going to tell you straight up: The only reason this is Level 1 is because it's a mechanical arm and it can house an AI. That EXOS is that particular AI means absolutely nothing in this equation.
Your drones are Summoned! Also, I'll probably put that in!
+6,000 HP to the Annoying Dog!
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher: This needs no description. It's its own description. It's a brutal-looking boss-busting breaking bashing thing, that busts, breaks, and bashes.
The Disembodied Heart has no face either, so the attack fails!
Sure. Shard summoned! 3,000 damage to all non-airborn PZs!
12,000 damage to Salt!
...I think you already posted this, but oh well. 18,000 damage to one of the Disembodied Hands! Your telefraging creates a paradox! THe roll is 4417, causing a random, but somewhat weak, Wildebeast to look in upon this scene and join the GS faction! His feral claws can give Fast-Acting Ravies to all who wind up hit by him, which will cause them to go insane and hit/waste charges on random targets!
16,000 damage to the Anti-Unoriginality Turret!
You realize that your inventory cannot support more than 3 Spider Donuts at once! THAT is why!
17,000 damage to the Disembodied Hand!
Your theory proves incorrect pretty quickly post-activation, as if it spawned at where the 1st Barrier(/gate) was, then it would be 500 blocks back, which it isn't! 1st Gateaway summoned! I'll rebalance this a bit: You're now completely devoid of damage resistance, BUT the HP-per-turn is now 10,000 instead of 2,000.
You Transcend into a Salt Elemental, the Lord thereof in fact, and obliterate the Chief with 35,000 damage. Somehow, no-one knew that you were a Salt Elemental for reals from then on.
The first part of comic is done! Everyone gets a sense of somethign approaching...it fills them with dread.
Reclaimed Regenerator && Stability Core == Refined Regenator (Level 3, 1/4)
Thunder Axe && Razor Blade == Linecutter Axe (Level 5, 1/6)
14,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart!
In your position, I'd forgive you.
Twitch////I-AM-A-WOMAN-THANK-YOU-VERY-MUCH!-BUT-YEAH-LIKE-I-WAS-SAYING-YOU-DO-NOT-SEEM-TO-GET-THE-REASONING-BEHIND-THAT-JOKE-COMMENT!-IT-IS-BECAUSE-WELL-ACTUALLY-GIVE-ME-A-SECOND-TO-THINK-OVER-AN-EASY-TO-UNDERSTAND-EXPLANATION-FOR-THIS////y is a woman, but you defend Twitchy against the next attack!
Uh, 16,000 damage to the Chief's Hat! +6,000 HP to Sp00pinator!
+6,000 HP to the Annoying Dog!
11,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart!
Hezetor summoned! Your vulnerability is back, but your copy powers-nerfed by the OP Scale-aren't. I'm going to assume that you intended to do that twice, so you pick up Phantom Walker's ability to inflict Agony Stacks on attack...Occasionally. It appears that the actual power is kind of wonky; only in an intense, agonized state of mind could it ever be unleashed. And I don't mean an artifically-generated one either.
NEW: Voidmetal Dagger && Chilled Stone && Runed Bone = The Unforeseen (Level 7: 1/8)
Focused 54,000 damage to Two Disembodied Hands, split evenly! They somehow diffuse afterwards.
Uh, goodbye?
You ran 5 blocks...At Distance 5000, AKA where the Alchemiter is, and if I recall, where you left from. You are getting your gear shipped by ACME to the frontlines within seconds due to fancy technologies and such.
A focused 47,000 damage to the Chief! Also, yes, this is happening because, really, why bother letting basically 80% of your post go to waste like that?
R.N.G. && Shoddy Reroller = Slightly More Favorable R.N.G. (Level 10: 1/11)
11,000 damage to the Chief's Hat! His Hat is burned...For one turn, as it was made to be sunproof!
The Crimson Skeleton gits gud.
You're stopped by the Anti-Popcorn Turret, as UserZero loathes Popcorn! they're all shot out of existence! however, some of the bullets hit you...And Salt. 15,000 damage to salt as compensation!
UserZero NEEDS no ACNT; Chuck Norris is on HER side and WON'T Roundhouse Kick her out of existence! Also, you DO realize that Paradoxes are inherently so unstable that the only way to 'nullify' them is to outright destroy them? it's what UserZero's been doing-if she hasn't, there'd be closer to...100000000000000000000000000 Paradox roles. Per second. Yeah, she's got a tight grip on physics over here, tighter than you realize.
Bruce Lee is the one being capable of harming Chuck Norris. Anything else won't cut it-Chuck's memetic power is too great. Coincidentally, guess what Essence the ACNT is covered in and fires with every round, thus making it capable of fighting and even temporarily killing Chuck Norris?
The Rageshield makes it bounce towards a drone, dealing 6,000 damage!
You can't create ???! It's too high a level!
Hyena Skull Pin* || Black Skull Pin** && Cipher's Call*** = Psionic Hyena Skull Pin (Level 23: 1/24)
Just a heads up: Cipher's Call is not an Alchemy to take lightly. That's illegal too; too high of a level. It needs to be Level 10 or lower to create right now.
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay: It's the Dragon Hunter Cosplay-now with built in Jetpack! Yeah, seriously, that's all it is. Well, except for the fact its built into the wings for coolness factor.
You can't summon Chuck Norris! how can you expect to summon Chuck Norris when he is already here?!/LordEnglishquotes
The popcorn was already destroyed!
19,000 damage to the Chief!
The other half of comic finishes! You summon...Uhh...
...Hang on. You have summoned...AN ENTITY! However, for completely unknown reasons, he has spawned in a thousand blocks away! He'll get there...Slowly...and probably not while there's a boss. Which is a good thing-the sense of dread has only magnified to an unreal level.
You then realize it-The OP Scale has saved you! Kind of! It will take a long, LONG time for this entity to finally arrive-oh wait you revealed him as sans. Oh well. Yeah, incoming sans...After you kill Twitchy. Or sometime after. Sans + Twitchy = Death. Let's not do that.
+6,000 HP to the weakest AZ, which is probably one of the drones!
+8,000 HP to Sp00pinator!
You'll need 11 non-off-topic posts before the forum's spam filter stops hating you. Sadly, DTG isn't one of those places, but requesting the posts get un-deleted isn't.
...Moving on. The G.F. Alpha-Omega's rageshield comes down, as the crewmembers have had the funeral and such. However, they're not done just yet! They execute Wrap-Up, bringing aboard a large projector! They put it onto the ship-first, it's an image of the Friendly Creeper and his Creepy Dummy, posing for the camera! You are all kind of filled with a sense of being a particular jerk, as he wasn't particuarily jerk-ish. It then starts flickering to the symbols of the Greek Alphabet-rapidly, but shortly! The still-huge grief of the other crewmembers flows into the ship, as does the power of friendship, all being channeled directly into the projector as power, as the thing flips over and over! Finally, it stops on the symbol of Omega! The END! And as such, a laser from the center of the symbol forms and promptly deals 50,000 damage to Muffet! The Spore Cannon smashes into the Dai-Manji, again ignoring the non-airborn Salt, for 25,000 damage!
The chief glares at you all, before pulling out a twelve-pack of Donuts! He then uses Donut Mess! He...Opens the Box of Donuts. That's literally the whole thing. It promptly attracts Zombies, Zombies best described as the Chief in miniatur-or at least 5 of them.
5 Tombstones summoned! They have 30,000 HP each, but they all pack a punch individually! They promptly get in front of the Disembodied Heart to meatshield it! With that, his HAT-a separate part-uncorks Top Off, wherein internal components grind and maneuver within the internal workings, causing the hat to fly off! Of course, it does nothing-what does SOMETHING is the reveal that the Chief has a HUGE Afro despite basically being Robocop! Somehow, the Hat constitutes still being on it, as it’s stilly barely touching that huge afro-oh. The Afro Promptly reveals a massive laser cannon, which promptly fires, which promptly makes the Dai-Manji take fatal damage!
The weakest Disembodied Hand draws a card-the 2 of Clubs! Oh come on, that’s’ not in a Tarot Deck either! In any case, the card spits out two big old bombs right on the battlefield, right in front of the Chief! The Bombs, upon use, will be able to do 15,000 damage EACH whenever he wants, as a free action, and they can target different things! It goes to the Discard Pile!
Twitchy herself takes a mental trip through the heads of Salt and Muffet, causing them great mental issues, both taking 15,000 damage to each and a stun! Muffet can’t accept donations during this time, to her misfortune! The Disembodied Hands gang up on Citrustron to deal 10,000 damage! The Low Knife Clusters shred Matt the Pirate for 40,000 damage! The Mid Knife Clusters make the now-vulnerable Crocidibli take 25,000 damage! The High Knife Clusters destroy a Mini-UFO and deals 13,000 damage to a second, as quite literally Rootmars and company are the only valid targets! The Disembodied Heart smashes the Vortex Monolith for 10,000 damage, then spawns two more Disembodied Hands! Joy…
The Deck puts the Two of Clubs in the Discard Pile. A new Card Selection is next turn.
Richard +2s cusionmantis and Generic, and then unleashes his inner Fist of the North Star, bringing forth a rapid-fire Fisticuffs upon the Spore Crawler to deal a nasty 50,000 damage to it!
UserZero +3s her PZ copatriots and decides to just whip out something a lot less complicated than her previous attacks-a torch. A really, REALLY big Torch. She promptly flings it directly onto the Battlefield in the general direction of her enemies, and for some reason (Godmodding) it works! The Anti-Unoriginality Turret dies! Sukard takes 100,000 damage! Crocidibli dies as well! 100,000 damage to Shard (already?)! And a kill from Matt!
Terrain: Crystalline Mountains of Massiveness. Airborn enemies take a -10% evasiveness penalty. Rootmars can be hit by non-flying entities. 10% Chance to shield attacks against AZ entities.
Weather: N/A.
[AZ?] sans: ???. arrival: iiiiiiiiii
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: HP:20,000 (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: HP 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block under 1 damage). Summoning: IIIII
[N] Sukard: 150,000/250,000 HP.
[GS] 1st ESFB Engineers: 44,000/75,000 HP. Tele-Sapper: III. Obsidian Stronghold: IIIII. Extremely Evasive (40%). Hyper Evasive (75%) when dodging fatal attacks above 10,000 HP. Weakened! Action: Tele-Sapper on Rootmars! Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! II
[GS] Vortex Monolith: 50,000/80,000 HP. Gives an entity a Cloak. Cloaking: N/A Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! II
[GS] Scout Drones: 500/500 HP x25. Evasive (25%) Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! II
[GS] Sniper Drones: 500/500 HP x25. Deals piercing damage, ignoring armor and bodyguards of all kinds (barring a Godmodders because they're cheaters). Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! II
[GS] Shock Drones: 1000/1000 HP x20. Thunderstorm: III Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! II
[GS] John: 20/20 HP. Obsidian Barricades: Offering a global GS 20% dodge chance! II
AZ Damage: 15,000/50,000
PZ Damage: 13,000/50,000
H Damage: 16,000/50,000
[AZ] Citrustron Scurvybane: 50,000/65,000 HP. Randomly gives an allied unit an extra charge. Action: Attack a Disembodied Hand!
[AZ] Sp00pinator: 138,000/300,000 HP. Lunge of sp00p: II sp00py shield: IIIII Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII ULTIMATE: Sp00py Scary...: IIIIIIIIIII
[AZ] Crimson Skeleton: 12,000/12,000 HP, Bodyguarding Sp00pinator!
[AZ] Rootmars: 123,000/200,000 HP. Invulnerable to non-airborn entities, unless they have a way of hitting that far up...Action: Retaliate! Protected by the Dai-Manji.
Mini-UFO's: 27,000/27,000 HP x1; 14,000/13,000 HP x1. Piolted by a Martian Rookie each! Independance Day: II
Martian Rookies: 5,000/5,000 HP x2.
[AZ] Salt: 155,000/215,000 HP. Doubles distance gains/losses! TRAVELLER RETURNING: III Stunned!
[AZ] Dark Bowser: 0/38,500 HP. Attacks cannot miss nor fail for ANY reason except countering-cannot dodge for ANY reason barring being taken off the entity list. Shifting Phase!
[AZ] Matt the Pirate: 29,000/70,000 HP. Syphon: IIII Action: Attack the Chief!
[AZ] Muffet the Spider: 100,000/180,000 HP. Can take +1s in exchange for healing items. Charges: 19/40. Synchronized Dance: 10 charge. Tea Party: 20 charge. Spider Muffin: 40 charge. Spiders: 5,000/5,000 HP x4. Stunned!
[AZ] Baneblade: 7/8 Hull Points. 13/12/11. Easier to damage from the sides and back; harder to hit as well, though.
Tank Shock: IIEngine Failure: II[AZ] Shard of the Drakon: 210,000/210,000 HP. Deals Double damage to Ice/Snow entities and entities weak to Sunlight! Starbeam: III Drakon Constelation: IIIII
[AZ] General tor's Mechsuit: 150,000/150,000 HP. I NEVER FORGET!!! EXCEPT WHEN I DO!!! Energy Ball: III Background Barrage: IIII
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20. Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), Free, Free.
[PZ] G.F. Alpha-Omega: 89,000/150,000 HP. Airborn. Cannons: 15x3,000 HP. Rageshield: II Wrap-up: IIII
[PZ] Spore Cannon: 110,000/133,000 HP. Burning: II Anti-Air.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 17/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] Tombstones: 30,000/30,000 HP x5. Bodyguarding the Disembodied Heart!
[PZ-BOSS] The Chief: 894,000/1,000,000 HP. Donut Mess: IIII. Aspect of Decay: IIIIIIII. Hat: 373,000/400,000 HP. Top Off: III Defending Twitchy! Has 2 Bombs! Paralyzed: III
[-GATEKEEPER-][PZ-BOSS] Twitchy, the Hivemind Incarnate: 616,000/616,000 HP; Can Draw; Attacks can stun, Double Action! Alchemical: III Hivemind: IIIII. Currently shielded by the Red Array of Death! Low Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 HP x1; 61,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Ground. Medium Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x2; High Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x1; 83,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Air. Disembodied Hands: 166,000/166,000 HP x3; 109,000/166,000 HP x1; Can Draw. Red Array of Death: Shielding Twitchy! Disembodied Heart: 158,000/300,000 HP. Spawns enemies!
[PZ] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 8/9. Discard Pile: 2 of Clubs. Card Selection: III
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 31/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 123/150 HP. Behind the Barrier-Invulnerable!
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4000. Locked until the gatekeeper is dead!
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: RECHARGING. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: RECHARGING. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||] Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
ABILITY ACTIVATED! FIRST STRIKE! (Attacks immediately)
I put this in here for the express purpose of Dark Bowser not immediately being hit in the <REDACTED>, so that he gets at least one phase of the attack off.
If he continues to survive, I'm going to Super Mario World and the New series.
Surviving a third turn leads to the first 2 3D titles.
Surviving to turn 4, unlikely, means I'm taking enemies from the Galaxy games.
Fifth and final turn means the enemies from 3D land and World.
If he somehow survives a 6th turn, then all the PZs had a critical research failure. And Uzi must take 1 damage from shame. (JK, but seriously, if he survives for 6 turns...)
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Also for the record, this game takes place in the past. If Richard loses, UserZero will kill us all...if a paradox doesn't destroy the world first.////FROM-ONE-PARADOX?-STAR-I-FIND-YOUR-ODDS-EXTREMELY-PESSEMISTIC!-THERE-IS-ALWAYS-A-LOOPHOLE!////
"The massive paradox that would result from Richard losing would have enough paradox roles for SOMETHING to go wrong. It's not pessimism if the world has less than a 1% chance of surviving Richard's loss here.
Also, Tazz, you got the emotion wrong. The fact that sans is approaching does not fill us with dread, it fills us with determination. How the heck did you get that wrong?"
15/50 The being that is itself time. Remember, this came from a trade because I was in command of an 80,000 HP megaevolving Mewtwo. The 50 charge is basically going to be a massive power boost.
10/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods (+1 from Tazz)
2/50 Galenth Dysely. I feel the need to troll someone...
Rainbow Star && Super Star: Invincibility Star 6/6, I forgot to update the alchemy last turn, I put down 4/6 twice.
Oops.
Orialchum && General Tor's Mechsuit: Armored Mech 1/??
My mechsuit...but with ARMOR.
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: Supercharged Mega Mushroom 1/??
Gain a massive attack boost and invincibility for a turn! Who cares that all attacks on you will hit when you are INVINCIBLE!
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Objection. It has been stated that "Gandalf the Gray, and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan" were able to defeat Chuck Norris. While this superhuman battle has never been recorded, it is clearly possible to defeat Chuck Norris if one is not Bruce Lee.
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Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Huh. Did not know it was possible for a godmodder to gain HP regeneration. Maybe i should have just gone with the fake power boost?
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Hmm, apparently they were back? I suppose?
Anyway double-action from walker might be useful if I can do 2 full power attack per post as well as free +5 armor.
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What are you talking about? It was recorded. In this:
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Objection to that. It's definitely not a proper recording./null
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1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I agree! There was no very easy minigame of simon says!
...Yes, I still remember that.
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I object to you using the word "Objection" incorrectly. There must be an exclamation point following it! Like so:
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
And I object to the fact both of you are not using the proper website for objections in such a magnification.
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/
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It kept deleting my picture of the spiky Objection! balloon.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
35/50 Operation "Artifact is Go"
2/20 Shroom Second Coming
7/15 Shroomb Army
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Gate 1: Indestructible
Control panel: HP:20,000 (Guarded by Energy Shield)
Energy Shield: HP 50,000 (Regens 10,000 HP Per Turn, Only blocks attacks at control panel if it has more than 1 HP, HP can not be lowered past 1)
Special Ability: Can summon minor entities using charge points
Gains 1 Charge per turn
Entity charge limit is 5
When Control panel is destroyed control of the Entity goes to the destroyer.
Hint:When more Gates are unlocked the power of the gates increase.
Is it plus 1 to all or pluss one to just one charge?
The update is live! I won't need to put anything else here as well! Well, except for one thing: I know the Undertale Reference, FBSN, and deliberately subverted it there for good reason.
I defect to the [GS] side. That 20% dodge chance is too gud to pass up.
BLACK HAT GUY: YOU'RE NOT A TARGET ANYMORE, EUPHORER SUKARD. THE PSY-GODMODDER HIT HIMSELF IN THE FACE WITH A CANOE A DOZEN PAGES AGO.
Oh. In that case I stay in the [AZ] side.
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I pull out the Face Exploder^3 and continously fill it up with the essence of crunk.
I then shoot Twitchy in the face continously, until Vector Cranky Kong shows up and whacks her with his vector cane of crunk.
VECTOR CRANKY KONG: YOUR HEAD GIT GUD.
~~Charges~~
Assault Team: 9/50 (+1 Tazz)
~~Inventory~~
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
~~Alchemies~~
Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && The Big Chill & Andruil, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10) (8/11)
Cloak && Eclipse Titan Essence = Falso Aere (Level 10) (8/11)