Destroy the Godmodder

[Sirplop]

I got the bots for now; I'll edit my 3rd post to send the Aberrant Legion on them, to prevent them from damaging Aetheria.
(Aberrant Legion can attack twice per turn! yay.)

 

[Captain Cobalt]

Noticing cyan and piono fighting, I grab cyanskull by the lower jaw and throw him into the path of the vortex cannon, and then I calmly launch him into space
the grid! 3/25
faster alchemies! 2/?

 

[CyanSkull]

@Captain Cobalt The fight was finished a long time ago, buddy. You're late.

 

[CrypticCataclysm]

@pionoplayer the charge was for the weapon, not the attack, that just happened to be when it was finished, weapons aren't lost after one attack right?

 

[FeatheredDragon]

REGULARACTION!

I throw a tomato at the Tuna Salad.

PASTSTRIFE!

I whip out the Vision Inferno, carefully blocking the attempt to steal my heart from Cryptic and the slice from Cyan.

"Why, thank you Piono. It seems that everyone is getting a little trigger-happy here."

I then notice Piono getting demolished by the tri attack.

"Ah well. You win some, you lose some. I guess I can considered the debt resolved."

Spoiler: Sword Storm

Health: Medium

Alignment: ???

Hallelujah, It's Raining Swords!:The sword storm does not attack naturallly. Every turn, this storm will pick a random allignment. It will inflict medium damage to all entities of that allignment.

Sudden Downpour: After 5 turns, the sword will be able to unleash 1 special from this list.

Sword Hail: Damage done to targets is boosted.

Sword Lightning: Damage becomes single target, but is boosted to critical levels.

Swordnado: Targets are knocked off their feet and cannot act next turn.

48/50 Metallic Blessing
3/30 Wyrm Flu

Creatura Pisces && Orb of Luna Magic && Orb of Solar Magic (3/?)
Vision Inferno && MIni Beam Cannon && Magic Stabiliser (3/?)
Sweet, Sweet Victory && Chocalate Star Cannon && Mini Cinnamon Ion Cannon (3/?)

 

[existence_success]

Oh, looks like nobody's attacked me yet.
I think I'm going to go ahead and antagonize everyone into ganging up on me so that I stop hogging the spotlight once the update finishes.
Just so everyone knows, Hail HYDRA is not going to be aimed at you guys unless there are literally no PGs on the field, as that's what triggers my happy murder rampage mode. It isn't fun if everything is AG.

+3 to darkside
83/100 for the charge of potential
31/65 for Hail HYDRA!
Superosque 7/11
staff AND essence of plant titan = Vi Naturae 4/11
Bleck... I went to try and find the post where I tried to alchemize Rapture, but I couldn't find it. So, the basic idea of it was: earth sword && fire sword && water sword && air sword && plant sword && ice sword && lightning sword && energy sword && space sword && time sword && light sword && dark sword && void sword = Rapture 1/26

As everyone else is distracted by various things, no one seems to notice the enormous wall of lava being built up by me.
Heh.

Bidding (Superosque)
CrypticCataclysm: 20
eboLag.exe: 14
Sirplop: 13
Redstonetam15: 13
gladiusAssailant: 2
DarkSide: 2 (+1)

Earth Sword && Fire Sword && Water Sword && Air Sword && Plant Sword && Ice Sword && Lightning Sword && Energy Sword && Space Sword && Time Sword && Light Sword && Dark Sword && Void Sword = Rapture (Level 25: 1/26) Yeah, Level 25s are so powerful (dealing 30000 damage on hit) that I felt like I needed to put some fancy formatting in their name.

>1/3

-=Charges
Extra Charge: 4 -- I NEED IDEAS. TO THE GOOGLE.

-=Actions
I eat the tuna salad! I also use Genesis to prevent the Godmodder or anyone else from stopping me before they realize my intentions.

Afterwards, the Aberrant Legion attack the Tax Collector!

Aetherderon looks back to the Datastream, snarls, and uses Starstrike against it. He then questions why he didn't just step on the dinky little machine, and then proceeds to do so.

I pull the Godmodder's beard, even if he doesn't have one!

Spoiler: Aetherderon, God of the Worlds

Aetherderon will preferably attack PG when able.
Polyp Swarm: Causes polyps to leap off of Aetherderon and attack 3 target entities. If they fail to attack their target, they will find a new one.
Great Call: Deals large amounts of damage to target entity.
Starstrike: Calls a star down from the sky to annihilate a target entity and anything that happens to be around it.
Stare of Immortality: Causes the afflicted entity's next attack to fail.
Dead yet Dreaming: Aetherderon will 'kill' himself, and return in 6 rounds at full health and free of effects (positive and negative). Spoil of War is not dropped. (Cools while he's alive)
Spoil of War - The Great Horn: Can be used to summon a spectral stampede of... things to attack a specific target, damaging it and anything that happens to be close to it! (IE things that just attacked it, related entities, etc.) Cooldown of 5.

Spoiler: Aberrant Legion Shenanigans

Soldier UPT (Units per Turn): 200 HP:1000
Tortured Golem UPT: 20 HP:5000 | Boosts damage by 25%
Shield-Bearer UPT: 30 HP:3000 Shield-Value: 100 per Shield-Bearer
----Upgrades
Might: Health boost from 500 to 1000.
Will: Aberrant Legion can now attack twice per turn.
Portal Summoning Upgrades: Might & Will boosted spawns from 100 to 200. Charge 1 boosted spawns from 50 to 100.
War Beasts: New entities spawn from the portal.

-=Alchemies
Genesis && Terra Firma == Eternity's Tremor (20/22 - Lvl. 21)
Old Mundane Sword && Voidmetal && Spatial Magic == Edge of the Shifting World (10/11 - Lvl. 10)

Community Charge! These charges can only be completed via donations.
Alchemizer: Mythical Repairs: 6/35 -- Adds a new setting to the Alchemizer: Artifact Repair. It will be explained below.
Entity: ???: 1/150 -- And entity more powerful than the God of the Worlds.

Spoiler: CC Explanations

Mythical Repairs -- DarkSide
The artifacts will have to be found, and the forging time is longer, and you need a non-weapon/accessory item to power it up (up to 3 can be used on one artifact), but the payoff should really be worth it. Perhaps... level + [power-up amount] for charge times. Can change if too weak or unbalanced.

+1 to Redstone, +1 to Cryptic, +1 to Cyan

@pionoplayer, wait till the end of my third post. You'll be very happy.
@Jondanger23, the Aberrant Legion Soldiers don't have a unit count.

Tuna Salad killed! You get very bad food poisoning, however, causing you to vomit it back up, resulting in you only dealing 5000 damage.
Your entities will do that.
You pull on the Godmodder's new pet bunny, which he just named Beard, causing it to breath fire on you!
Fixed.

Forging...
Breaker Blade && Luminite Bar && Blade of Grass && Green Energy Sphere = Spaceleaf Greatsword (Level 10: 5/11)
The Water Chopper && Black Shark Tooth && Legendary Oceanstone = Ocean Ravager (Level 10: 5/11)
Nightmare Cutlass && Black Diamond && Stat buffs = Final Terror (Level 20: 3/21)

Once all these weapons are done, I should be ready for anything everything can throw at me... especially that Final Terror... that looks very promising.

Summons...
The Armada (10/20)

Once the countdown is done, It'll be time for the Random Number Goddess(es) to make a call. Out of a dice roll of 100...
-Less than 25: M. fails to pinpoint and put an end to the virus, meaning that the ships will become hostile. They cannot be reverted afterwards. [H]
-Between 25 and 85: M. pinpoints a bug and fixes it, but it's not the right one. It, however, stops the power increase of the virus. The virus can still spread to mechanical entities, however. Current power depends on how small the number is, 25 being strong, 85 being weak.[V]
-Greater than 85: M. succeeds in finding and eliminating the virus, eradicating it and sending a virus report to the antivirus software. The ships return to normal. [Follows DarkSide]

Entities... (Nerf if to powerful. Buff if too weak.)

Spoiler: Shadow Fighter Squadron, nerfed to 4000HP/plane

Amount: 8/8
HP: 4000 x8
Alignment: Following DarkSide
Abilities:
-Rapid Fire (Passive): Has a small chance to hit dodging foes. (Like, 5-10% chance)
-Evasive (Passive): Has a nice chance to evade attacks (20-30%), except when in the hangar for upgrades (5-10%).
-Armor Piercing (AP) bullets: Has a chance to ricochet or go straight through armor (doing nothing), but will cause a nice bit of damage if it successfully penetrates. Can bounce around inside armor. Depends on armor thickness, angle, all that fun stuff.
-High Explosive (HE) bullets: Ignores armor, but has a far lower damage value than AP. Can also cause fires (DMG/round).
-Repairs: Can be repaired if they get destroyed. Two charges/plane.
-Formation: Close (high attack, vulnerable to collateral damage) {} | Medium (Balanced attack and defense) {} | Spread (Low attack, little collateral damage taken) {X}

The Tax Collector makes the planes flee in terror... even though he cannot tax them when they're way up in the sky.

Actions...
The underwater excavation continues.(8/20) (@pionoplayer helped tremendously in the excavation. +3)
The dark clouds are getting closer... as well as the mist. (3/15)

Noting the Tax Collector and Tuna Salad (I really don't get the reference, lol), I point my Terror Cutlass at the Tuna Salad to scare it off. If it does not run in terror, I slash at it with the Water Chopper. If it does run, I pick up the Ancient Monolith and throw it at the salad, and jab them both with every blade in my arsenal. Let's say... 10 in total.
(Replace Tuna Salad with Tax Collector if @Sirplop 's hunger defeated the salad.)

Taxing innocents... pathetic. I'll make sure you die first, then!

*Also, it seems like a conversation is going on in DarkSide's head...*
*Massive yawn* This is starting to get extremely one-sided.
*Yawn* I actually have to agree. But I don't want to go on the enemy's side.
There is... *Colossal yawn* ... a neutral option y-
THEN DO IT!!
Done.

Out of extreme boredom of the one-sidedness, yet continuing hatred for the Godmodder, I defect to the Neutral alignment, no ifs, ands, buts, or diplomatic standings can change my position. However, I desire to remain friendly with the Town/City of Aetheria ((That a good name for a town/city?)), so I refuse in any way, shape, or form to harm the town/city in any way. *Alignment change: [N]. All of DarkSide's entities went with him!*

I also want to go on a rampage for some reason...

Support...
I help...
Mythical Repairs (+2) (Soon... soon...)
pionoplayer (+1) (Slowly but surely.)

10000 damage!
You change to N!

I am God, and I am King, 2/101
Oh Crap 4/17
Resistance Attack 22/30
I provide the City with a few Excavators to build an underground sector. I then call my good old buddies, my entities. I get four gems, and form them into the Hero's Gladius. I give it to Sirplop!
Dring Duo fires on the Tax Collector!
Drakus rains boulders on the Datastream!
MegaMinEr69 shoots his bow at the Dao Drone!

You got the HERO's GLADIUS! Since this is a single post weapon, it won't be that good.
The Godmodder sighs, and pulls a lever, and a huge mashy spike plate appears! After over five days, the spike plate crushes your entities.

If the Tuna salad is still alive then I take it to the slums of the city, I throw it into an alley where it is soon found by the poorest people in the city, they devour it and are no longer hungry. If the tuna salad is dead I instead take the tax collector and throw him in the alley where his money is taken and he is brutally attacked.
If I would be too scared to do this my intense love for the city gives me the strength ( plus I'm in politics, so I'm pretty used to scary old guys wanting money)
I also feel that Aetheria would be a good name for the city, but I'll give the founder sirplop the last call.
PI is probably too frightened to do anything, PS continues to train me in pulchritude and AD doesn't really understand taxes so attempts to eat the tuna and punch the tax collector.
Beacon (4/10) +2 from sirplop
Garden (4/5) +1 from sirplop
Hand CANnon (7/11)
Actually, ya know what, I need a sword: Terra Blade && 50 souls of night && 50 souls of light == Balance (1/??)
+1 to sirplop, +2 to piono ( sorry guys I really need that bow, I have big plans)

5000 damage!
Your entities will do that.
Terra Blade && 50 Souls of Night && 50 Souls of Light = Balance (Level 10: 1/11)

>1 / 3

>Charges
62 / 80: True Chaos (+2, Darkside)
3 / 50: Revengeance
+1 to Piono
+1 to Ebolag
+1 to Community Charge: Mythical Repair

>Entities

Spoiler: Datastream

The Datastream
>Abilities:
Scan: Runs a quick scan on a target entity, causing it to take +1,000 damage a hit, for three turns.
Augment: Grants a three-turn strength buff to target entity, granting x1.5 damage a hit.
Patch: Creates a 10,000 HP shield around target entity.
>Passives:
Efficiency: Can act twice a round.

Data Compiler
>Abilities:
Rectify: Restores 5,000 HP to the Datastream.
Delete: Fires short-ranged lasers, dealing low damage.

I...

GA: Hero's...
GA: Gladius?
GA: I NEED THAT.
GA: IT'S LIKE
GA: IT'S LIKE IT WAS MADE FOR ME

I then proceed to fantasize about the Hero's Gladius, and while in a starstruck state, end up accidentally impaling several members of the Aberrant Legion with Diluvium.

I then: Levis Ignus && Diluvium || Cobalt Gladius = ???
...if I get to choose what I create, then I create [Mistbrand: Level 16: 1 / 17]

GA: Hey, Piono, wanna help me with my True Chaos charge? It'll help with your hitlist...

16 Aberrant Legion soldiers killed!
Levis Ignus && Diluvium I I Cobalt Gladius = Mistbrand (Level 20: 1/21)

Forging...
Breaker Blade && Luminite Bar && Blade of Grass && Green Energy Sphere = Spaceleaf Greatsword (Level 10: 6/11)
The Water Chopper && Black Shark Tooth && Legendary Oceanstone = Ocean Ravager (Level 10: 6/11)
Nightmare Cutlass && Black Diamond && Stat buffs = Final Terror (Level 20: 4/21)

Hoo boy, that alchemy's gonna take a while. It'll be well worth it though.

Summons...
The Armada (11/20)

Once the countdown is done, It'll be time for the Random Number Goddess(es) to make a call. Out of a dice roll of 100...
-Less than 25: M. fails to pinpoint and put an end to the virus, meaning that the ships will become hostile. They cannot be reverted afterwards. [H]
-Between 25 and 85: M. pinpoints a bug and fixes it, but it's not the right one. It, however, stops the power increase of the virus. The virus can still spread to mechanical entities, however. Current power depends on how small the number is, 25 being strong, 85 being weak.[V]
-Greater than 85: M. succeeds in finding and eliminating the virus, eradicating it and sending a virus report to the antivirus software. The ships return to normal. [Follows DarkSide]

Entities... (Nerf if to powerful. Buff if too weak.)

Spoiler: Shadow Fighter Squadron

Amount: 8/8
HP: 4000 x8
Alignment: Following DarkSide
Abilities:
-Rapid Fire (Passive): Has a small chance to hit dodging foes. (Like, 5-10% chance)
-Evasive (Passive): Has a nice chance to evade attacks (20-30%), except when in the hangar for upgrades (5-10%).
-Armor Piercing (AP) bullets: Has a chance to ricochet or go straight through armor (doing nothing), but will cause a nice bit of damage if it successfully penetrates. Can bounce around inside armor. Depends on armor thickness, angle, all that fun stuff.
-High Explosive (HE) bullets: Ignores armor, but has a far lower damage value than AP. Can also cause fires (DMG/round).
-Repairs: Can be repaired if they get destroyed. Two charges/plane.
-Formation: Close (high attack, vulnerable to collateral damage) {} | Medium (Balanced attack and defense) {X} | Spread (Low attack, little collateral damage taken) {}

I manage to convince my planes that they do not have to fear anything, as they are out of the Tax Collector's reach.
I then order them to space out moderately, and strafe the Tax Collector from all angles. With HE shells. Yeah. Lotsa boom.

Actions...
The underwater excavation continues.(9/20)
The dark clouds are getting closer... as well as the mist. (4/15)

I notice Redstone forming the Hero's Gladius. After a very quick scan, I create blueprints for it. I find the materials for two copies and create them (I also happen to be a master smithy.); one for myself, and one for @gladiusAssailant since she desires it so much. (Well, Redstone made that thing immediately, so why can't I?)

Here. Pour vous. ([French]For you.)
Nice blueprints, Dark. Sneaky too.
Thanks, Peaceful. (I need every blade I can get.)

(Sometimes I think I'm too nice...)

I get bored of just standing around doing nothing, and I fly into a rampage! My lust for blood got the best of me at long last. I tear through the entire Robot Army, Aberrant Legion, and the remaining monoliths with every weapon at my disposal...
GAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! FRESH BLOOD ON MY BLADE ONCE AGAIN! RAAAAAGH!!!
...and my lack of control over my own body causes me to ram straight through a mountain, causing extreme pain to myself. The rage subsides...
Oooow... carp... can't... move... must... control... body... better...
The rampage caused slight damage to my own troops. Not enough to kill/destroy them, but still some damage from panic attacks.
Pain... Medic...

Support...
I help...
Mythical Repairs (+1) (Soon... soon...)
pionoplayer (+1) (Next weapon after that bow will be MINE!)
gladiusAssailant (+1) (Yep, definitely too nice.)

1000 Mechafish, and 10 Aberrant Legion soldiers killed! 3000 damage to each Monolith!
1000 damage to each Shadow Fighter!

I go to gladius. Be careful with that thing, it slices granite like nothing. So, why don't you do us a favor and slice the volcano in half? I then go and fire at the Tax Collector!
Resistance Attack 22/30
I am God, and I am King 3/101
Oh Crap 5/17

5000 damage!

"You know, I need to let off some steam."

Spinning the Creatura Pisces around me, a large portal opens behind me. Huge chunks of broken metal and other scrap begins raining horizontally across the battlefield toward the city and its protectors. It seems as if the debris is affected by an alternate centre of gravity, which I've designated as the city. Leaping past the huge chunks, I whip out the Vision Inferno.

'How does that song go? … Oh yeah.

Ahem … TROGDOR!!"

I begin rapidly stabbing the city shield, jets of liquid flame consuming the area.

"BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE!"

I turn and stab some silly Cyber Protecters, as beams of flame begin slicing through them.

"BURNINATING THE PEASANTS!"

I leap into the air and launch a meteor of flame at the soldiers.

"BURNINATING ALL THE PEOPLE!"

At the height of the song, I rush towards the ground. Swishing the Creatura Pisces in time with the Vision Inferno, I launch an innumerable amount of flames and meteors across the city.

"AND THE THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!"

I finish by swinging Sweet, Sweet Victory around me, spraying bullets at the Cyber Protecters.

46/50 Metallic Blessing
1/30 Wyrm Flu

Creatura Pisces && Orb of Luna Magic && Orb of Solar Magic (1/?)
Vision Inferno && MIni Beam Cannon && Magic Stabiliser (1/?)
Sweet, Sweet Victory && Chocalate Star Cannon && Mini Cinnamon Ion Cannon (1/?)

Shield destroyed! Cyber Legion killed! 10000 damage to the Town!
Creatura Pisces && Orb of Luna Magic && Orb of Solar Magic = The Grandmaster (Level 25: 1/26)
Vision Inferno && Mini Beam Cannon && Magic Stabilizer = The Finale Beam (Level 16: 1/17)
Sweet, Sweet Victory && Chocolate Star Cannon && Mini Cinnamon Ion Cannon = Sweet Revenge (Level 17: 1/18)

>2/3

-=Charges
Beholder's Eye (7/40) +1 from Cryptic

-=Actions
As @DarkSide runs off to rampage, I grab his shirt collar as he runs by me, choking him a little and breaking his rage! I stand over him and wave a finger;
"No touch. The Legion is mine."

I glance over at Redstone asking Gladius to slice the volcano in half, and with a straight face, I flick Genesis at the volcano and the top seals shut.

As I see Feather doing his fancy burnination of our beautiful Aetheria, I organize an evacuation of civilians and the Cyber Legionaries in the area, and a fire brigade to handle the flames.
I walk down the street, seeing flames dance along the walls were the madman stood. I follow the trail, and I soon catch up with him.

"Feathered Dragon, your crimes against the town, and the war effort, leave me no choice."
I pick up my newly forged Edge of the Shifting World, still not knowing what it does, and Genesis, my trusty gnarled magic space stick.
"Prepare for an kicking."
I initiate STRIFE against @FeatheredDragon.
"Your move."

Spoiler: Aetherderon, God of the Worlds

Aetherderon will preferably attack PG when able.
Polyp Swarm: Causes polyps to leap off of Aetherderon and attack 3 target entities. If they fail to attack their target, they will find a new one.
Great Call: Deals large amounts of damage to target entity.
Starstrike: Calls a star down from the sky to annihilate a target entity and anything that happens to be around it.
Stare of Immortality: Causes the afflicted entity's next attack to fail.
Dead yet Dreaming: Aetherderon will 'kill' himself, and return in 6 rounds at full health and free of effects (positive and negative). Spoil of War is not dropped. (Cools while he's alive)
Spoil of War - The Great Horn: Can be used to summon a spectral stampede of... things to attack a specific target, damaging it and anything that happens to be close to it! (IE things that just attacked it, related entities, etc.) Cooldown of 5.

Spoiler: Aberrant Shenanigans

Soldier UPT (Units per Turn): 200 HP:1000
Tortured Golem UPT: 20 HP:5000 | Boosts damage by 25%
Shield-Bearer UPT: 30 HP:3000 Shield-Value: 100 per Shield-Bearer
----Upgrades
Might: Health boost from 500 to 1000.
Will: Aberrant Legion can now attack twice per turn.
Portal Summoning Upgrades: Might & Will boosted spawns from 100 to 200. Charge 1 boosted spawns from 50 to 100.
War Beasts: New entities spawn from the portal.

-=Alchemies
Genesis && Terra Firma == Eternity's Tremor (21/22 - Lvl. 21)
Old Mundane Sword && Voidmetal && Spatial Magic == Edge of the Shifting World (11/11 - Lvl. 10) -- COMPLETE

Community Charge! These charges can only be completed via donations.
Alchemizer: Mythical Repairs: 10/35 -- Adds a new setting to the Alchemizer: Artifact Repair. It will be explained below.
Entity: ???: 1/150 -- And entity more powerful than the God of the Worlds.

Spoiler: CC Explanations

Mythical Repairs -- DarkSide
The artifacts will have to be found, and the forging time is longer, and you need a non-weapon/accessory item to power it up (up to 3 can be used on one artifact), but the payoff should really be worth it. Perhaps... level + [power-up amount] for charge times. Can change if too weak or unbalanced.

+1 to Redstone, +1 to Cryptic, +1 to Cyan

@CrypticCataclysm, I like your style. Aetheria it is! (Registered as 'City of Aetheria' in the battle log)

You got the EDGE OF THE SHIFTING WORLD! This blade allows you to travel inbetween dimensions, allowing for sneak attacks. Not very sharp, but very effective from behind.

City renamed!

OH DEAR.

With a flick of the Creatura Pisces, I send a bunch of time clones to punch the Tuna Salad.

47/50 Metallic Blessing
2/30 Wyrm Flu

Creatura Pisces && Orb of Luna Magic && Orb of Solar Magic (2/?)
Vision Inferno && MIni Beam Cannon && Magic Stabiliser (2/?)
Sweet, Sweet Victory && Chocalate Star Cannon && Mini Cinnamon Ion Cannon (2/?)

STRIFE!!

"What? I can't hear you over all the burnination."

I launch a meteor of fire at SIr Plop. And then a few more.

Tuna Salad killed!

Forging...
Breaker Blade && Luminite Bar && Blade of Grass && Green Energy Sphere = Spaceleaf Greatsword (Level 10: 7/11)
The Water Chopper && Black Shark Tooth && Legendary Oceanstone = Ocean Ravager (Level 10: 7/11)
Nightmare Cutlass && Black Diamond && Stat buffs = Final Terror (Level 20: 5/21)

Hoo boy, that alchemy's gonna take a while. It'll be well worth it though.

Summons...
The Armada (12/20)

Once the countdown is done, It'll be time for the Random Number Goddess(es) to make a call. Out of a dice roll of 100...
-Less than 25: M. fails to pinpoint and put an end to the virus, meaning that the ships will become hostile. They cannot be reverted afterwards. [H]
-Between 25 and 85: M. pinpoints a bug and fixes it, but it's not the right one. It, however, stops the power increase of the virus. The virus can still spread to mechanical entities, however. Current power depends on how small the number is, 25 being strong, 85 being weak.[V]
-Greater than 85: M. succeeds in finding and eliminating the virus, eradicating it and sending a virus report to the antivirus software. The ships return to normal. [Follows DarkSide]

Entities... (Nerf if to powerful. Buff if too weak.)

Spoiler: Shadow Fighter Squadron

Amount: 8/8
HP: 4000 x8
Alignment: Following DarkSide
Abilities:
-Rapid Fire (Passive): Has a small chance to hit dodging foes. (Like, 5-10% chance)
-Evasive (Passive): Has a nice chance to evade attacks (20-30%), except when in the hangar for upgrades (5-10%).
-Armor Piercing (AP) bullets: Has a chance to ricochet or go straight through armor (doing nothing), but will cause a nice bit of damage if it successfully penetrates. Can bounce around inside armor. Depends on armor thickness, angle, all that fun stuff.
-High Explosive (HE) bullets: Ignores armor, but has a far lower damage value than AP. Can also cause fires (DMG/round).
-Repairs: Can be repaired if they get destroyed. Two charges/plane.
-Formation: Close (high attack, vulnerable to collateral damage) {} | Medium (Balanced attack and defense) {X} | Spread (Low attack, little collateral damage taken) {}

Entity action already taken this round.

Actions...
The underwater excavation is halfway done.(10/20)
The dark clouds are getting closer... as well as the mist. (5/15)

I commend @Sirplop for getting me out of my Ragemode. Though I've already butchered much of the Robot Army, I was stopped before the Aberrant Legion and Monoliths.
Impressive. Not many can get me out of that mode that easily.

I still needed to vent some rage, though. After seeing Feathered attack the City of Aetheria, I decide to join Sirplop in the -kicking.
Vengeance mode activate! Finding target... found. Initiating STRIFE against Feathered... done.
While I am neutral, I am allied to the city. You will feel the full force of many years of PvP experience!!!

Support...
I help...
Mythical Repairs (+1) (Soon... soon...)
pionoplayer (+1) (Next weapon after that bow will be MINE!)
Sirplop (+1) (For an impressive stop.)

@Sirplop I came up with that name. Glad you two like it.

STRIFE!
I pull out The Water Chopper and Nightmare Cutlass (WC & NC), and create a massive water wall behind Feathered. The water is so dense nothing can get past it. Any projectiles heading my way are skillfully evaded as I charge toward Feathered.

I know the odds are against me, but I will never back down from a fight!

I proceed to point my Nghtmare Cutlass at Feathered. And while he's laughing, I send a bolt of black lightning through it, so dark that all light is drained from the area.

I know what it means to have true skill. You just have powerful weapons.
And attacking an innocent town? I WILL NOT ALLOW IT!
((Lol, I forgot the name of my weapon already. That's bad.))

1/3
+3 to Alchemizer M. R.
Lennypede (15/15) COMPLETE
S.C. (7/10) +2 from @Sirplop
Speedy Armor (1/15)
Community Charge - ??? (1/150) (An entity stronger than Aetherodron)

Spoiler: Mass Fabricator

The Mass Fabricator will make a copy of any item that is lvl 5 & below, but it can be used by someone only ONCE per round. Can be used only by AG.

Spoiler: Lennypede

(Buff if too weak, nerf if too OP)
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Each Body Segment has 1000 HP, there being 16 segments (16000 HP from body segments)
Total HP: 16500 HP
If a segment in the middle is destroyed, it splits into 2 separate creatures.
If the head is killed, the segment closest to it turns into a head.
Immune to piercing.
Prefers to attack PGs
Abilities

Growth (Passive): Gets one segment per round.
Vitality (Passive): Each round, all damaged segments (including head) heal.
Speed Unleash (3 turns cooldown): Charges into an enemy creature, having VERY HIGH crit chances (70%) Cooldown: III
Rage (7 turns cooldown): 50% more dmg, 20% extra dodging chance, 60% extra crit chance. Lasts for one round. Cooldown: IIIIIII

Lunar Portal Staff && Rainbow Crystal Staff && Stardust Dragon Staff = ? (5/?)
Phantasm && Tsunami && Pulse Bow = ? (5/?)
Potion of Vitality && Carrot && Apple = ? (5/?)

This attack didn't deal dmg to the Godmodder, because that error, so I can use it.

I fire a VERY CUTE, IRESISTIBLE, ADORABLE BABY TINY BUNNY to the Godmodder. He catches it, he's distracted, and I hit him with The Sliceinator.

Lennypede appears!
The Godmodder's own bunny incinerates that bunny!

Galactic Strike: 70/80
Spiral Nemesis: 54/140
I attack the monolith with the least health using 12 rocket launchers in order to spam them.

Cosmic Monolith killed!

1/3

Something Terrible: (23/40) (+1 from someone)

Lights Out: (5/6)
Fourth of July: (4/11)

Spoiler: Hound

Hound[AG]: (30000/30000)
Abilities:
Precision Shots: Shoots a few precise bullets, hitting a single target. -25 ammo
Spray: Sprays bullets everywhere, hitting the target and entities around it. -50 ammo
Unload: Fires all bullets available, hitting a lot of stuff. -all available ammo Cooldown: 1/3 turns
Reload: Reloads 200 ammo
Current ammo: 150/200 Asteroid Bullets
Missile: Fires a missile, dealing splash damage to entities around the target. Cooldown: 1/2 turns
Self-destruct: Self-destucts, dealing massive damage to entities around it.

Hound uses Precision Shots on Tuna Salad.

Extra charges: 5 (got a lot while I was gone)
+5 to piono, because I want the next weapon(I'll let Cryptic have the bow) (+2 from extra charges)

[STRIFE]
Seeing everybody gang up on FeatheredDragon, I join the battle.
OK, that's it! I've had enough of doing nothing! It's time to be RUTHLESS!!
I summon 2 shadow clones, both with the Terminal Velocity equipped. Then I slow down the time and all 3 of us shoot the crap out of our guns into Feathered, while warping around like crazy.
Dodge this, you lunatic maniac!

Hound will do that.

2/3
+1 to Alchemizer M. R., +1 to @eboLag.exe, +1 to @Sirplop
S.C. (8/10)
Speedy Armor (2/15)
Community Charge - ??? (1/150) (An entity stronger than Aetherodron)

Spoiler: The Mass Fabricator

The Mass Fabricator will make a copy of any item that is lvl 5 & below, but it can be used by someone only ONCE per round. Can be used only by AG.

Spoiler: Lennypede

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Head: 500HP
Each Body Segment has 1000 HP, there being 16 segments (16000 HP from body segments)
Total HP: 16500 HP
If a segment in the middle is destroyed, it splits into 2 separate creatures.
If the head is killed, the segment closest to it turns into a head.
Immune to piercing.
Prefers to attack PGs
Abilities

Growth (Passive): Gets one segment per round.
Vitality (Passive): Each round, all damaged segments (including head) heal.
Speed Unleash (3 turns cooldown): Charges into an enemy creature, having VERY HIGH crit chances (70%) Cooldown: II
Rage (7 turns cooldown): 50% more dmg, 20% extra dodging chance, 60% extra crit chance. Lasts for one round. Cooldown: IIIIII

Lunar Portal Staff && Rainbow Crystal Staff && Stardust Dragon Staff = ? (6/?)
Phantasm && Tsunami && Pulse Bow = ? (6/?)
Potion of Vitality && Carrot && Apple = ? (6/?)

I use The Sliceinator on Tuna Salad! If it is already dead, then I use it on the Tax Collector!

@Sirplop, how about searching Protective Plasma for the City? It has 10000 HP and prevents any PG/N entities/players from entering the Town aswell as any attacks. It requires 20 charges.

5000 damage!

Welp. Guess I'm not the center of attention anymore.

+1 to cryptic, ebolag and darkside
84/100 for the charge of potential
43/65 for Hail HYDRA!
Superosque 8/11
Vi Naturae 5/11
Rapture 2/26

HEY FEATHERED!!! NEED SOME HELP?!?
Everyone strifing feathered suddenly turns around.
As if feathered burninating the city weren't bad enough, my massive wall of lava is coming to play as well.
Zoom out:
An enormous wall of lava washes across the landscape, doubling the volcano's damage for this round against everything and finishing of the monoliths if they haven't died yet. Trailing along behind it is a swarm of black.
There is a brightly glowing figure hovering over the town bobbing up and down in the air, that rushes to meet the oncoming wall of lava.
He dives into it, and then the lava curls up into a massive spiraling pillar, and slams into the town, punching right through the shields and flooding the streets with lava-y goodness.
I wash up in the general area of the strife, presuming that not everybody died from that.
Hello! I'm here to join the fun.
I flip through the air, and stand back-to-back with feathered.
I believe I still owe you a favor, yes?

Bidding (Superosque)
CrypticCataclysm: 22 (+2)
eboLag.exe: 19 (+5)
Sirplop: 13
Redstonetam15: 13
gladiusAssailant: 3 (+1)
DarkSide: 5 (+3)

20000 damage to the Town!
Ancient Monolith killed!

3/3
+1 to Alchemizer M. R., +1 to @eboLag.exe, +1 to @Sirplop
S.C. (9/10)
Speedy Armor (3/15)
Community Charge - ??? (1/150) (An entity stronger than Aetherodron)

Spoiler: Mass Fabricator

The Mass Fabricator will make a copy of any item that is lvl 5 & below, but it can be used by someone only ONCE per round. Can be used only by AG.

Spoiler: Lennypede

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Head: 500HP
Each Body Segment has 1000 HP, there being 16 segments (16000 HP from body segments)
Total HP: 16500 HP
If a segment in the middle is destroyed, it splits into 2 separate creatures.
If the head is killed, the segment closest to it turns into a head.
Immune to piercing.
Prefers to attack PGs
Abilities

Growth (Passive): Gets one segment per round.
Vitality (Passive): Each round, all damaged segments (including head) heal.
Speed Unleash (3 turns cooldown): Charges into an enemy creature, having VERY HIGH crit chances (70%) Cooldown: II
Rage (7 turns cooldown): 50% more dmg, 20% extra dodging chance, 60% extra crit chance. Lasts for one round. Cooldown: IIIIII

Lunar Portal Staff && Rainbow Crystal Staff && Stardust Dragon Staff = ? (7/?)
Phantasm && Tsunami && Pulse Bow = ? (7/?)
Potion of Vitality && Carrot && Apple = ? (7/?)

I use a modified Super Absorbant Sponge to absorb the Lava!
Then... I join the strife against Feathered and Piono.

The Godmodder snatches your sponge, and uses it to wipe up some vegetable oil he spilled!

I start alchemizing! Alchemy table && speed core = faster alchemizing? 1/?
I start charging the grid! halo players will get how deadly it is 1/25

Alchemy Table && Speed Core = Faster Alchemizing (Level 7750724701701757501705507510751057698578235278235420714878918948179133747890174157181: 1/7750724701701757501705507510751057698578235278235420714878918948179133747890174157182)

...

did... someone... attack... MY CITY!!!!?!?
[STRIFE!]
seeing the damage that has been done to my beloved city I go into a rage and run/jump to feathered and LITERALLY RIP OUT HIS HEART.
AND AS FOR YOU PIONO: I pull out a ham the size of a golf cart and beat you with it, HOWS THAT FOR BIG HAM HUH!!!
The city people see the attack on their home and attack the two as well.
[end of strife post]
As it appears that some heartless (get it?) jerk attacked my city I should help with the rebuilding, I instruct the contractors to make this city even better that it was before.
I also make feathered dragon and piono public enemies #1 until they are utterly destroyed
Gardening (5/5), thanks to the city people working together the community garden is doing great, we have huge stockpiles of plants for alchemy, chlorophilite and mushrooms for armor and most importantly PUMPKINS!
Beacon (6/10) +1 from sirplop
Hand CANnon (8/11)
Balance (2/??)
+3 to piono

Err... plus 10000 City max health?

Because no one else has noticed the asteroids, I take out my super baseball bat and hit them into the godmodder's face
faster alchemies! 2/?
the grid 2/25

What asteroids?

+3 to cryptic
85/100 for the charge of potential
47/65 for Hail HYDRA!
Superosque 9/11
Vi Naturae 6/11
Rapture 3/26

Bidding (Superosque)
CrypticCataclysm: 25 (+3)
eboLag.exe: 19
Sirplop: 13
Redstonetam15: 13
gladiusAssailant: 3
DarkSide: 5

Strife: (still deals damage to the town since this is still a legit post)
As darkside summons his tsunami, I grin at him, and pull out Diluvium.
Or did I?
The entire tsunami wraps up and around, and backs off from the lava wave, then splashes down into the town after the lava, smashing buildings apart and dealing extra damage from the cold snap.
Now, that would've been a tad harder were I not double super-charged. Wanna try harder?
As cyan charges at feathered, I bring Terra Firma to bear, launching him skyward before he can gut my partner-in-crime.
Buh-bye!
That however, leaves me unable to block cryptic's attempt at ripping out feathered's heart (you'll have to block that one youself feathered!)
And then cryptic charges at me with a large ham. I suddenly have ircucvci and Diluvium in my hands, and rush around behind him, and throw diluvium with magically-empowered force.
The spear pierces through the ham and pins it to a wall.
I stand next to it, pull Diluvium out of it and use Levis Ignis to roast the entire thing in about two second. I take a large bite out of it, and shrug.
Needs salt.
I watch with amusement as the citizens of Aetheria (I spelled it right I hope) begin to gather around, and then my phone rings.
Hello?
I like trains.
NYYYYYYYEEEEOOEOOOOWOWWWWWW
I lie on the ground, twitching a bit.
ooooowwww.....

20000 damage to the City!

>3/3

It's time to change the tide of this battle...
I pick up the newly finished Eternity's Tremor, and enter the Strife.
-=Charges
Beholder's Eye (11/40) +3 from people
EDIT: Actions
I send the Aberrant Legion to Aetheria to prevent the Robot Army from doing serious damage.

Spoiler: Aetherderon, God of the Worlds

Aetherderon will preferably attack PG when able.
Polyp Swarm: Causes polyps to leap off of Aetherderon and attack 3 target entities. If they fail to attack their target, they will find a new one.
Great Call: Deals large amounts of damage to target entity.
Starstrike: Calls a star down from the sky to annihilate a target entity and anything that happens to be around it.
Stare of Immortality: Causes the afflicted entity's next attack to fail.
Dead yet Dreaming: Aetherderon will 'kill' himself, and return in 6 rounds at full health and free of effects (positive and negative). Spoil of War is not dropped. (Cools while he's alive)
Spoil of War - The Great Horn: Can be used to summon a spectral stampede of... things to attack a specific target, damaging it and anything that happens to be close to it! (IE things that just attacked it, related entities, etc.) Cooldown of 5.

Spoiler: Aberrant Shenanigans

Soldier UPT (Units per Turn): 200 HP:1000
Tortured Golem UPT: 20 HP:5000 | Boosts damage by 25%
Shield-Bearer UPT: 30 HP:3000 Shield-Value: 100 per Shield-Bearer
----Upgrades
Might: Health boost from 500 to 1000.
Will: Aberrant Legion can now attack twice per turn.
Portal Summoning Upgrades: Might & Will boosted spawns from 100 to 200. Charge 1 boosted spawns from 50 to 100.
War Beasts: New entities spawn from the portal.

-=Alchemies
Genesis && Terra Firma == Eternity's Tremor (22/22 - Lvl. 21) -- COMPLETE

Community Charge! These charges can only be completed via donations.
Alchemizer: Mythical Repairs: 16/35 -- Adds a new setting to the Alchemizer: Artifact Repair. It will be explained below.
Entity: ???: 1/150 -- And entity more powerful than the God of the Worlds.

Spoiler: CC Explanations

Mythical Repairs -- DarkSide
The artifacts will have to be found, and the forging time is longer, and you need a non-weapon/accessory item to power it up (up to 3 can be used on one artifact), but the payoff should really be worth it. Perhaps... level + [power-up amount] for charge times. Can change if too weak or unbalanced.

+1 to Redstone, +1 to Cryptic, +1 to Cyan

>2 / 3

>Charges
65 / 80: True Chaos (+2, Darkside)
4 / 50: Revengeance
[ALCHEMY: Levis Ignus && Diluvium || Cobalt Gladius = Mistform: LVL 16 2 / 17]
+1 to Piono
+1 to Darkside
+1 to Community Charge: Mythical Repair

>Entities

Spoiler: Datastream

The Datastream
>Abilities:
Scan: Runs a quick scan on a target entity, causing it to take +1,000 damage a hit, for three turns.
Augment: Grants a three-turn strength buff to target entity, granting x1.5 damage a hit.
Patch: Creates a 10,000 HP shield around target entity.
>Passives:
Efficiency: Can act twice a round.

Data Compiler
>Abilities:
Rectify: Restores 5,000 HP to the Datastream.
Delete: Fires short-ranged lasers, dealing low damage.

Mere minutes before the mass general death of Piono...

GA: Holy geez that's a lot of fighting.
UT: Holy geez. Really?
GA: Oh look, you're back.
GA: WELCOME BACK
GA: *thatcheeringnoisefromfnaf1.mp3*
UT: Go (STOP THIS FOWL LANGUAGE)
GA: ...
GA: Aaaanyway, I got a cool new sword, and Redstone suggested cutting a volcano in half.
UT: Don't you two moderately HATE each other?
GA: Yeeeeaaaah.
GA: BUT IT'LL BE AWESOME.

I then run up to the Volcano, and use the Hero's Gladius on it. It manages to create a large tear in the volcano, but not nearly enough to cut it in half. The Hero's Gladius then breaks.

GA: ...
GA: That was sad.
UT: *airhorns.mp3*
GA: Okay, let's try something else...

I grab Levus Ignus, and slash straight through the volcano with it, granite being melted the moment it touches the blade of the axe. And to my surprise, I nearly cut it in half. But then lava begins spewing out at a rapid rate. I proceed to nope the heck away.

GA: NOPE NOPE NOPE

Given that the top of the volcano was sealed off, the lava gushes out, a large spray being sent miles in one direction. Said direction is straight towards Piono, Redstone, Sirplop and CyanSkull. Streaks of lava also end up burning up parts of the Abberant Legion.

GA: ...
GA: Act like I didn't do it.
GA *badwhistle.mp3*

50 soldier killed! Shields killed!

Hand CANnon (11/11) +2 from piono, I use the ham to absorb the attacks directed at me, and carefully manuver to get in close to piono, "ya know, it's not a super good idea to finish a guys charge when he still has a turn left" the Hand CANnon suddenly appears in my hand, the end of the barrel millimeters away from piono's face, I pull the trigger and a can of beets shoots out at (literal) break neck speeds, his head is now a fine red mist.
Should feathered still be alive, he gets creamed by some corn.
Crap, the city isn't doing so hot, I get everyone in the entire city to help with the rebuilding and fortification, I do some tech upgrades to the shield generator to help it survive the assult.
Beacon (9/10) +1 from piono, +1 from sirplop
Rebuild, Revive, Remember (1/10)
Balance (3/??)
Mayoral gloves && a model force field generator == Force Gloves (1/??)
+1 to sirplop +2 to piono

You got the Hand CANnon! This is a cannon that shoots hands holding cans that shoot cannons that shoots hands holding cans that shoot cannons, etc. etc.
+2000 more shield regen rate!

Granger suddenly dimension jumps from the other game and bonks random people with her hammer, Malleo Dei, and debuffs some other people with the silencer and the painchimer (Burned & Fear)

Then she notices @pionoplayer 's corpse and says:: "Well, this is awkward"

Hello! I do think that you're going to need to alchemize those first. But anyways, 5000 damage to the sword storm.

REGULARACTION!

I throw a tomato at the Tuna Salad.

PASTSTRIFE!

I whip out the Vision Inferno, carefully blocking the attempt to steal my heart from Cryptic and the slice from Cyan.

"Why, thank you Piono. It seems that everyone is getting a little trigger-happy here."

I then notice Piono getting demolished by the tri attack.

"Ah well. You win some, you lose some. I guess I can considered the debt resolved."

Spoiler: Sword Storm

Health: Medium

Alignment: ???

Hallelujah, It's Raining Swords!:The sword storm does not attack naturallly. Every turn, this storm will pick a random allignment. It will inflict medium damage to all entities of that allignment.

Sudden Downpour: After 5 turns, the sword will be able to unleash 1 special from this list.

Sword Hail: Damage done to targets is boosted.

Sword Lightning: Damage becomes single target, but is boosted to critical levels.

Swordnado: Targets are knocked off their feet and cannot act next turn.

48/50 Metallic Blessing
3/30 Wyrm Flu

Creatura Pisces && Orb of Luna Magic && Orb of Solar Magic (3/?)
Vision Inferno && MIni Beam Cannon && Magic Stabiliser (3/?)
Sweet, Sweet Victory && Chocalate Star Cannon && Mini Cinnamon Ion Cannon (3/?)

The Tuna Salad is dead!


The Godmodder's bunny jumps out of his pocket, and turns into the fearsome TERROR BUNNY! What, stop looking at me like that. Anyways, the Terror Bunny eats the Tax Collector, and then sits there, waiting to see something to attack.
The Data Compilers use Rectify.
The Aberrant Legion begins guarding Aetheria.
The Terror Bunny spews flames over the Lennypde, destroying 10 segments.
The Robot Army attacks Aetheria, dealing 15000 damage.
The Datastream just sits there.
Aetherderon uses Starstrike on the Datastream, dealing 40000 damage and killing the Compilers.
teh_Sandvich heals Aetheria for 10000 health.
PI is too afraid to do anything, PS helps Cryptic, and AD punches the Terror Bunny in the face. 10000 damage.
Red continues building.
Hound uses Percision Shots on th Terror Bunny. 7000 damage. -25 ammo.
Lennypede attacks the Terror Bunny for 7000 damage.
The Volcano spews lava at the AGs, dealing 5000 damage to every non-group entity.
The Grim Archer shoots the Terror Bunny, dealing 6000 damage.
The Sword Storm deals 3000 damage to every N entity. It takes 3000 damage to the Mechafish killed.
The Shadow Fighter Squadron decides to heal themselves back to full health.
The Lunar Monsters attack the Shadow Fighter Squadron, bringing one down.
Aetheria heals itself for 10000 health.

The Battlefield:
Sword Storm [???]: HP:22000/30000 Sudden Downpour: IIIII
Volcano [???] HP: ???/??? Controlled by pionoplayer.
City of Aetheria [AG]: HP:50000/80000 (+15000 health a turn) (20000 damage to everything that attacks it) (Hovering) Shields: 10000/25000 (+10000 HP per turn)
Aberrant Legion [AG]: Soldierx524: HP:1000/1000 (+200 per turn) Tortured Golemsx40: HP:7000/7000 (+20 per turn) Shieldbearerx60: HP:3000/3000 (+30 per turn) Shield: 6000/6000 (Guarding Aetheria)
Aetherderon, God of the Worlds [AG BOSS]: HP:535000/600000 Polyp Swarm: IIII Great Call: III Starstrike: IIIII Stare of Immortality: II Dead Yet Dreaming: IIIIII
Grim Archer [AG]: HP:20000/30000
Lunar Monsterx250 [AG]: HP:1/1 (+200 per turn)
Red [AG]: HP:???/???
Hound [AG]: HP:25000/30000 Ammo: 200/200 Asteroid Bullets
Detectives [AG]: PS: 10000/15000 AD: 10000/15000 PI: 10000/15000
Lennypedex2 [AG]: Head: 500/500 Segmentx4: 1000/1000 (+1 segment per round) (+500 HP per round) Speed Unleash: III Rage: IIIIIII
teh_Sandvich [P]: HP:15000/20000 Respawns: IIII Cannot attack, but can heal themself and allies. Special: Nom Nom Nom: Heals all allies. Votes: IIII
The Datastream [N]: HP:17000/75000
Robot Army [N]: Mechafishx5499:HP:1/1 (Deals 1 damage to whatever killed it upon death) Drill Botx7000: HP:2/2 Swordslingersx700 HP:10/10 Gunslingersx4000 HP:5/5 Boom, Headshot: III Defendersx5 HP:7000/10000 Mortar: II Drill Golemx3: HP:12000/15000 Giga Drill: III Praetorian: HP:47000/50000
Shadow Fighter Squadronx7 [N]: HP:4000/4000
Terror Bunny [PG BOSS] HP:984,000/1,000,000 Devour: II
Godmodder: HP: 54/100

 

[pionoplayer]

Jon, would you mind summoning some stronger enemies? There's no way I can survive for any length of time in happy murder rampage mode to give you some breathing space up until I complete my 13th elemental alchemy.
Also, to everyone else, read the above statement. I'm not even going to bother trying to even the field unless I have multiple other players backing me up. Multiple. As in two more than none, and one more than one. I won't do any good to anyone otherwise.
Well... maybe a little bit with a bigger charge if it takes too long to get my 13th elemental alchemy up and running, but if that's the case, it'll probably just be the summon, and not me.
Also, I forgot something.
Sirplop and redstone both get copies of ultimatum for besting me in strife!
Call me what you want, just don't call me a sore loser.

+2 to cryptic and +1 to gladius
86/100 for the charge of potential
51/65 for Hail HYDRA!
Superosque 10/11
Vi Naturae 7/11
Rapture 4/26

REBOOT COMPLETE.
Alright, alright... I'm back.
Let's see, ow... How many people did I kill this time?
I look up at the town and the army of robots rampaging through it.
Well crap.
No longer having a supercharge of any kind, I have to get up there by some means other than flying.
So I use a massive pillar of water to accelerate myself up to the city.
Alright then, a shame to disassemble you guys so quickly, but its gotta be done.
(By the way, the robot army should be listed as PG now, as they're only going to attack the city until its destroyed, and after that, other AG entities.)
I brandish Diluvium.
Let's see if you boys rust.
I level the spear, holding it like the end of a fire hose, and suddenly a massive spray of water bursts out.
They do not, of course, rust. They are too advanced for that.
But the blast of water is high powered enough to rip up large numbers of them.

Bidding (Superosque)
CrypticCataclysm: 27 (+2)
eboLag.exe: 19
Sirplop: 13
Redstonetam15: 13
DarkSide: 5
gladiusAssailant: 4 (+1)
Darkside, if you really want to claim Vi Naturae, you're gonna need to give me more +1s than that, ebolag's got you beat by 14 points right now.

 

[CrypticCataclysm]

If there are any left then I fire the Hand CANnon at any robots attacking the town, if not those shots go towards the terror bunny.
Aetheria is in bad shape, I do everything in my power to help repair it ASAP, as well as fixing up the shield generator.
Beacon (10/10) the beacon is finally built, everyone that is friendly to the city especially those who are AG feel more powerful from the city's presence, and when they are in the city limits they feel stronger than ever, on the flip-side the city drains strength from nearby hostiles.
That bunny looks pretty scary, but I've got a little something up my sleeve; I pull out a pumpkin grown in the community garden and have PS, AD and PI carve their respective spook schematics into it, they suddenly transform: Ps is now the Candy-corn Vampire, AD is a Gummy-worm Zombie and PI is the Tootsieroll Frankenstein, Sadly these powers come with a price, they will only last a few rounds.

Spoiler: Spooky Stats

PS, Candy-corn Vampire: High speed, medium attack and low defense
AD, Gummy-worm Zombie: High defense, medium speed and low attack
PI, Tootsieroll Frankenstein, Incredible strength, medium strength, almost no speed

Rebuild, Revive, Remember (4/10) +2 from piono
Balance (4/11)
Force gloves (2/??)
+3 to piono

 

[TMB50]

Galactic Strike: 71/80
Spiral Nemesis: 55/140
I use the most OP weapon of absolutely any game ever: The Gnasher (From Gears of War) against the Terror Bunny (Talking about which, it's name is weird and somewhat ridiculous), and then (If it were to somehow survive that), I mock it's name a lot of times and I apply even more rockets on it's genitals.

 

[FeatheredDragon]

"Hey Terror Bunny! Today's special is something sweet!"

I point Sweet, Sweet Victory towards the Terror Bunny, holding the Vision Inferno in front of it. I launch wave after wave of liquid molten sugar towards the Bunny.

48/50 Metallic Blessing
3/30 Wyrm Flu

Creatura Pisces && Orb of Luna Magic && Orb of Solar Magic (4/26)
Vision Inferno && MIni Beam Cannon && Magic Stabiliser (4/17)
Sweet, Sweet Victory && Chocalate Star Cannon && Mini Cinnamon Ion Cannon (4/18)

 

[TMB50]

Galactic Strike: 72/80
Spiral Nemesis: 56/140
I grab the Terror Bunny and teleport it into a wall, then, I make it see the horrors of 4chan, where there is only porn and caramelldansen.

 

[Redstonetam15]

They all somehow live from the attack! They're all pretty weak though, so they go. They will return. Comeback 1/10
I am God, and I am King, 4/101
Oh Crap 6/17
Resistance Attack 24/30
I build rage and throw Liquid RAGE at the godmodder, it liqefies him!
+3 to pionoplayer

 

[FeatheredDragon]

Flicking the Creatura Pisces around, I begin picking up chunks of land and tossing them towards the Terror Rabbit. Trees, rocks, dirt and unfortunate forest creatures are tossed recklessly towards the beast.

49/50 Metallic Blessing
4/30 Wyrm Flu

Creatura Pisces && Orb of Luna Magic && Orb of Solar Magic (5/26)
Vision Inferno && MIni Beam Cannon && Magic Stabiliser (5/17)
Sweet, Sweet Victory && Chocalate Star Cannon && Mini Cinnamon Ion Cannon (5/18)

 

[gladiusAssailant]

>1 / 3

>Charges
67 / 80: True Chaos (+1, Piono)
5 / 50: Revengeance
[ALCHEMY: Levis Ignus && Diluvium || Cobalt Gladius = Mistform: LVL 16: 3 / 17]
+1 to Piono
+1 to Darkside
+1 to Community Charge: Mythical Repair

>Entities

Spoiler: Datastream

The Datastream
>Abilities:
Scan: Runs a quick scan on a target entity, causing it to take +1,000 damage a hit, for three turns.
Augment: Grants a three-turn strength buff to target entity, granting x1.5 damage a hit.
Patch: Creates a 10,000 HP shield around target entity.
>Passives:
Efficiency: Can act twice a round.

Data Compiler
>Abilities:
Rectify: Restores 5,000 HP to the Datastream.
Delete: Fires short-ranged lasers, dealing low damage.

GA: Well, it's time to cut the legion down.
GA: It's like that scene from that game...
GA: 1,000 vs 1.
GA: God I loved that part. So satisfying, although not that hard.

I jump into the Aberrant Legion's ranks, and strike down soldier after soldier with Levis Ignus, a giant key I found lying around and a duct-taped Hero's Gladius. The mere sight of me beheading soldier after soldier ends up scaring the lot of the Aberrant Legion too, causing the reinforcements to hesitate, hopefully slowing down the spawn rate of the soldiers.

 

[GoldenReady]

ARE YOU FREDDY FOR GOLDEN READY?

YES. I, THE LEGENDARY GOLDEN FREDDY, AKA FREDBEAR, AM HERE IN THE EXOSKELETON, BY THE WHIM OF THE ONE KNOWN AS THE NONEXISTENT TAZZ. I HAVE ARRIVED VIA INCOMPREHENSIBLE TIME, SPACE AND VOID SHENANIGANS TO COME HERE AND KICK PARTS OF THE ANATOMY THAT ARE TECHNICALLY SYNONYMOUS WITH THE DONKEY, AND I AM ALL OUT OF DONKEYS TO KICK. I AM ALSO APPARENTLY SUPPOSED TO ASSASSINATE SOMEONE BY WAY OF DESTROYING THEIR SOUL AND BURNING THEM IN HELLFIRE UNTIL MEDIUM-WELL, THEN DECAPITATING THEM VIA BITE WITH A GLASS OF CHINATI AND SOME LIMA BEANS. I FORGOT WHO THIS WAS, THOUGH, BUT HOPEFULLY THIS ENTITY WILL MAKE THEMSELVES OBVIOUS SOON ENOUGH.

TAZZ ALSO SAID THAT I AM GOING TO BE AG OR HE WILL REMOVE HIS ORBS OF CALM AND ATTEMPT TO MAKE ME A TRICKSTER DURING HIS TEMPORARY INSANITY. I DO NOT WISH THAT CURSE-SLASH-BLESSING UPON ANYONE UNWILLING, SO I DECLARE MYSELF AG. THANK ME LATER.

I BEGIN CHARGES THUSLY:

1/10 ENGAGE THE GODMODDER MOTHER[REDACTED]
1/30 WEAPON OF MYTH AND LEGEND

I ALSO START A FEW ALCHEMIES:
I NEED SOMETHING TO PRANK TAZZ WITH ONCE I GET BACK. SO, THIS: ANIMATRONIC EYES && (CONCENTRATED ANIME GIRL ESSENCE && METRIC TON OF SPARKLY GLITTER) = RIDICULOUSLY SPARKLY ANIME GIRL ANIMATRONIC EYES: 1/?. THESE WILL HOPEFULLY ALLOW A TEMPORARY TRANSFORMATION INTO A SPARKLY ANIME-GIRL VERSION OF ONESELF WITHOUT INVOLVING ANIME GIRL PLAGUE.
AS FOR SOMETHING HONESTLY USEFUL: TERRA BLADE && MEOWMERE && STAR WRATH = ???, 1/?.
HRM...SOMETHING ELSE? S.D.M.G && LAST PRISM = ???, 1/?.
LOOK I'M JUST THROWING STUFF ON THE WALL FOR THOSE.

IN ANY CASE. TOO MANY ROBOTS. I PROCEED TO STATIC OVER TO THEM (THAT IS TO SAY, ALL VISIBLE SIGHT OF ME IS REPLACED BY A VIEW OF STATIC TEMPORARILY WHILE I MOVE) AND PERFORM MY BASIC SCREAM, CAUSING MULTIPLE MEMBERS OF THE MECHAFISH TO EXPLODE FROM THE VOLATILE SOUNDWAVES.

ALSO. THOSE ALCHEMIES. THEY LOOK APPETIZING, DOUBLY SO TO SOMEONE WHO HAS LITERALLY JUST ARRIVED AND NEEDS WEAPONS. +3 TO PIONOPLAYER.

 

[CrypticCataclysm]

I continue to help rebuild Aetheria, the beacon empowers the builders therefore helping with the rebuilding.
The city folk are pretty miffed about their homes getting attacked, they form a militia and will do some serious damage to anybody who attacks.
I appoint workers to the shield generator in order to keep it running smoothly, I also improve the organization of the rebuilding, increasing its efficiency.
Being a city, Aetheria could really use some more tech. advancements (1/10)
Rebuild, Revive, Remember (5/10)
{Alchemy}
Balance (5/11)
+3 to piono

 

[GoldenReady]

2/10 ENGAGE THE GODMODDER MOTHER[REDACTED]
2/30 WEAPON OF MYTH AND LEGEND
ANIMATRONIC EYES && (CONCENTRATED ANIME GIRL ESSENCE && METRIC TON OF SPARKLY GLITTER) = RIDICULOUSLY SPARKLY ANIME GIRL ANIMATRONIC EYES: 2/?. THESE WILL HOPEFULLY ALLOW A TEMPORARY TRANSFORMATION INTO A SPARKLY ANIME-GIRL VERSION OF ONESELF WITHOUT INVOLVING ANIME GIRL PLAGUE.
TERRA BLADE && MEOWMERE && STAR WRATH = ???, 2/?.
S.D.M.G && LAST PRISM = ???, 2/?.

I STATIC OVER TO A DATA COMPILER, AND THEN SUMMON BENEATH THEM WITH THE ODD AND VERITABLE ANTI-GODMODDING POWER THE GRINDIEST OF ALL GRINDERS: A NUZLOCKE PLAYER. HE PROCEEDS TO GRIND THEM SO HARD THAT THEY GET TEN LEVELS UP FROM THE GYM LEADER. BUT THEN, SINCE THEY ARE NOT THE NUZLOCKE PLAYER'S ACTUAL POKEMON, THEY REBEL AND LOAF AROUND. THE NUZLOCKE PLAYER TAKES OUT A WHIP AND WHIPS THEM IN RETALIATION, WHIPPING THEM OUT OF ALL OF THEIR GRIND IN THE PROCESS, AND DAMAGING THEM HEAVILY. I THEN MOCK THEM FOR THIS, CAUSING ADDITIONAL EMOTIONAL DAMAGE, DESPITE THE FACT I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THEY HAVE EMOTIONS OR ARE EVEN SENTIENT. IF THEY ARE NOT CAPABLE OF RECIEVING TRADITIONAL EMOTIONAL DAMAGE IN THIS MANNER, I INSTEAD WHIP THEM MORE FOR MORE ACTUAL DAMAGE.

+3 TO PIONOPLAYER.

 

[FeatheredDragon]

I spray electricity and bullets towards the Terror Rabbit using the Guaranteed Hit.

I then punch the ground with it, launching a huge chunk of earth into the air. With another flurry of strikes, the chunk splits into smaller parts and sprays towards the Terror Rabbit.

50/80 Metallic Blessing (I'm going to need to charge this for longer)
5/30 Wyrm Flu

Creatura Pisces && Orb of Luna Magic && Orb of Solar Magic (6/26)
Vision Inferno && MIni Beam Cannon && Magic Stabiliser (6/17)
Sweet, Sweet Victory && Chocalate Star Cannon && Mini Cinnamon Ion Cannon (6/18)

 

[Adria]

Forging...
Breaker Blade && Luminite Bar && Blade of Grass && Green Energy Sphere = Spaceleaf Greatsword (Level 10: 8/11)
The Water Chopper && Black Shark Tooth && Legendary Oceanstone = Ocean Ravager (Level 10: 8/11)
*DarkSide is still woozy and 7/8 asleep from the strife...*
Bleeeh, I wanted one weapon from my alchemies before I started fighting... yet I rushed into battle and look what happened... Wrecked. Better be more... bleaaargh... careful from now on...

And very uncarefully, I toss in an Inferno Ruby into the Final Terror Alchemy, boosting its level to 21. New name: Infernal Terror
Nightmare Cutlass && Black Diamond && Stat buffs && Inferno Ruby = Infernal Terror (Level 21: 6/22)

Summons...
The Armada (13/20)

Once the countdown is done, It'll be time for the Random Number Goddess(es) to make a call. Out of a dice roll of 100...
-Less than 25: M. fails to pinpoint and put an end to the virus, meaning that the ships will become hostile. They cannot be reverted afterwards. [H]
-Between 25 and 85: M. pinpoints a bug and fixes it, but it's not the right one. It, however, stops the power increase of the virus. The virus can still spread to mechanical entities, however. Current power depends on how small the number is, 25 being strong, 85 being weak.[V]
-Greater than 85: M. succeeds in finding and eliminating the virus, eradicating it and sending a virus report to the antivirus software. The ships return to normal. [Follows DarkSide]

Entities... (Nerf if to powerful. Buff if too weak.)

Spoiler: Shadow Fighter Squadron

Amount: 8/8
HP: 3000/4000 x8
Alignment: Following DarkSide
Abilities:
-Rapid Fire (Passive): Has a small chance to hit dodging foes. (Like, 5-10% chance)
-Evasive (Passive): Has a nice chance to evade attacks (20-30%), except when in the hangar for upgrades (5-10%).
-Armor Piercing (AP) bullets: Has a chance to ricochet or go straight through armor (doing nothing), but will cause a nice bit of damage if it successfully penetrates. Can bounce around inside armor. Depends on armor thickness, angle, all that fun stuff.
-High Explosive (HE) bullets: Ignores armor, but has a far lower damage value than AP. Can also cause fires (DMG/round).
-Repairs: Can be repaired if they get destroyed. Two charges/plane.
-Formation: Close (high attack, vulnerable to collateral damage) {X} | Medium (Balanced attack and defense) {} | Spread (Low attack, little collateral damage taken) {}

Bleaargh...
I foolishly order my squadron to remain close and fire on the Terror Bunny with AP (Not smart)... which I called "Flaming... rabbit... thing..."
I then collapse as I finish my last duty, falling back to sleep.


Actions...
The underwater excavation is more than halfway done. (12/20) (+1 from gladius)
The dark clouds are getting closer... as well as the mist. (6/15)

As I dreamed on, some of the powerful entities from my home universe spoke of me...
~~~~~~~~
DarkSide... I had thought better of you, being defeated so easily.
No, this never happened before. He was always a wonderful opponent to face.
Guys, you DO realize that everyone there has weapons more powerful than anything we could imagine, right? He could hardly stand a chance!
Plus he had to deal with the 3D-ness of the server. There's no way he could handle it.
You're right... but he acted like an absolute savage during that battle! Why? Why did he not use his old tactics?
I told you, it was something he's not used to. He was most likely overwhelmed.
And if we go in there ourselves, we'll be overwhelmed as well.
Guys, guys, please, there's no point in just moping around and doing nothing about it! We need to get in there and FIGHT!
DO you have ANY idea how powerful those weapons are, J!? They're commanding everything from Earth, Air, Fire, and Water to Space and Time itself! Sometimes in just one weapon alone!
Don't worry, I have a plan.
Give us a good answer, J, or you're going out the window.
They have this "alchemizer", don't they? Why don't we get DarkSide to get us the blueprints for it? Then we can make those weapons too!
Not a bad plan. We'll call Dark when he stops being groggy.
Nnngh, if we're really gonna go in there... we do have to prepare. But I REFUSE to speak to DarkSide until he wins a STRIFE in there. You guys better not help him, either. Or I won't forgive you either. If anyone else helps him or the foe, I also will not forgive them. That foe also must have at least ONE Level 10+ weapon.
We can't participate in them anyway, so...
Good. Then let's get started.
I'll call him. He'll surely answer a call from me. When he wakes up, of course.
I'll round up some of the others. Then we can have a collective army of champions!
(We should also probably obey the lass, since she'll probably destroy us otherwise.)
~~~~~~~~~
My soul possesses the Nightmare Cutlass for now while my body rests. The blade begins to float, and fly out of the cliff cave I left myself in. I then fly it towards the Terror Bunny. Then the blade makes deep gashes in the foe's body and sucks the "Terror" out of the Terror Bunny. The blade is not as effective as when my body wields it, though.
I'vE cOmE tO hArVeSt YoUr TeRrOr... HaAa... AhAhAhAaAaA!!! MORE!!!

Support...
I help... (albeit a bit sloppily)
pionoplayer (+3) (All part of the plan, my friend. Was actually planning to do it a bit later, but if you insist...)

 

[Redstonetam15]

Ultimatum + Last Prism = Uh Oh 1/?
Oh Crap 7/17
I am God, and I am King 5/101
Resistance Attack 25/30 Almost there!
Comeback 2/10
I turn into a whirl of death, heading twoards the Terror Bunny! I end with an uppercut and a pose of leaning forward with my sword back.