I realize this exists and continue charging.
(1/5 and 21/50)
+2 to Cyagonist, +1 to GoldenReady.
Also, I activate the Pineapple Device, targeting the EOTB!
Simplified. Who would ever have thought this would happen? Just for later, no charges applied.
|| Charges ||
Bard. 1/70
Hot Al. 1/200 +1 to DarkSide, GoldenReady and Sirplop as per usual. It's /null
|| Alchemy ||
Thunderstruck Staff || ? (Yes, a question mark) && Zeus's Thunderbolt = Wat(t) - (Level 15 - 11/16)
Skaian Flag || Molten Core of the Earth && Blessed Stones && Crystals Pouch (10) = Herald of the Earth (Level 20 - 12/21)
Current Saga: Think Outside the Basement (Post-Terrapause/Post-Crypt)
Current Arc: The Source of All Memes (The City of Opportunity)
Lightform: /|||\ Jormungandr: <|||||> The Queener: _|||||_ The Infinity Edge: {||||}
+1 to Redstonetam
+1 to Darkside
+1 to Pricey
Isaac [AG BOSS]: 71/150 (+1 Crystal) Chorus Mortis [EOTW]: 27/30 (+1 Crystal)
(Broken Fire Gauntlet && Concentrated Light Magic && Pieces of the Creator's vehicle's armor = Creator's Gauntlet) && (Brimstone && Soul of Light && Piece of paper with the Japanese symbol for light = Holy Brimstone) && Human Weeaboo Soul = My Innermost Apocalypse (Level 25) (25/26) (+2 Teag)
SMITE THY FOE! The requests for Holy Brimstone on the BoI subreddit were too ing high. So I made this. Holds insane power over light, high power over creation, ridiculous power over determination, and over 9000 power over the forces of anime. Well, it's made with a HUMAN weeaboo soul. It can also fire lasers which alternate from yellow and blue. Also this turns almost anyone who wields this into a weeaboo.
(Razer Blade 2015 && Copy of Undertale = Razor Blade 201X) && Red Ring of Death && (Mountain Dew && ([BLACK] Strongbox && [RED] RIA 20 Striker = [RED] Strongbox) && Laptop Liquid Cooling System && The King of Town's Denture Tablets = [RED] Pulsating Mountain Dew Laptop Coolant System) = Razer Blade 201X Red Sun (Level 17) (17/18) This red laptop pulsates with slightly higher power over Red Sun energies than the Red Ring of Death. It also possesses great power over creation and light power over reality. It also has a complete compendium of sbemails, sbemail in-jokes, and sbemail easter eggs. I don't know why either.
((Cell Phone || Magic Mirror = Technological Mirror) && (Portable Enchantment Table && Dimensional Scissors || Sennheiser speakers = Warpset) = Warpspeaker Mirror) && (The 9-Volt (BoI pet) && Liquid Game Grumps = Game Grumps Absorber Battery) && ((Echo Flower Petals && Essence of JonTron = ECHo Flower Petals) || Advanced Technological Mirror software = ECH-OS) && Potent Smoke Majjyks = Echo Mirror (Level 25) (8/26) This is it. The item that will finally release that saccharine side of me. This also has intense illusion majjyks paired with just-as-intense smoke majjyks.
((Chlorophyte Warhammer && Chlorophyte Jackhammer && Shroomite Ingot && Every Pyro melee weapon = Chlorophyte Automatic Warhammer) && ((Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker && Pwnhammer = Horseman's Breaker) && (Haunted Scrap Metal && Disempowerment Ritual && Essence of Memes = Illuminated Scrap Metal) = John Cena's Junk Crusher (Level 15) (8/16)
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! Yeah, I've wanted to do this for a looooooong time.
~~Spirit Reviser~~
None so far.
~~Regular Alchemies~~
None so far.
~~Elemental Infuser~~
Shoulderpads ++ Determination = Pauldron of the Barrage (Level 10) (0/11)
MEGA DEFLECT!
--Assault Team (DEAD)
Yeah, at least the Assault Team got their ultimate abilities out.
--Transistor (SUMMONED!)
It's somewhere in the discussion thread. Oh yeah, here.
Null!
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My inventory and project can be found here!
I/We are sending out the TPP Streamer 114/200 +1 from Cyan
Making Painis Cupcake 68/85
Establishing Project Storm II 8/300 (On Delay)
AK-47 && Flare Gun && Empowered Blue Gem && Project Storm Camo Paint II Rocket Launcher = Storm Firey Bullet Blaster 23/26 (This is the first weapon in the Storm line also the Storm line is weaker than the Supernova line) Will be used by my Blue Persona
Thunder Crystal && Shadow Gem && MOAR Rune Samples && Light Gem && Damage Buffer && Defense Buffer && PURE MLG ESSENCE && Evasiveness Crystal && Plus Crystal II Undercharged Runepaw's Gauntlet = Fully-charged Runepaw's Gauntlet 19/26 (Level 25+ due to the Plus Crystal, Holds loads of Runes and will create many New Runes) Will be used by my Blue Persona
Dragon Shotgun && Napalm Cannon && Uzi Gun && Plasma Ball && Flamethrower && Android Tablet && Power Gem = BSU Blaster 3/26 (Can Burn Stuff Up with this Badass Flameblaster) Will be used by my Red Persona
Current Saga:Lets Get Dangerous Once Again Part 2: CoR Loves You! Current Arc: Isn't This Such a Utopia?!
Attack/Action: Shared by 3 Personas
Persona's Actions:
Blue uses the Sword of Git Gud again then he fires the ripple at the random Winner marked Enemies
Red repairs the random AG ally
Green uses the SDWI Glasses at the EOTB
+1 to Redstone, +1 to Fare, +1 to Cyan
Support me if you want.
Alchemies:
Inventory: Shared by 3 Personas
Blue's Inventory:
Sword of Git Gud (Known as SoGG) [Level 25] Charge: THE MINI RECKONINGIIIIIII (6/7) (You must use the Weapon 7 times to activate this charge)
Undercharged Runepaw's Gauntlet [Level 10] Current Runes: 5/5 Ice, Heal, Fire, Heal, Damage
Fire: Deals medium damage (Very High when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used, low chance of burning.
Heal: Heals the ally (Much much more if fully charged and upgraded) when used.
Damage: Deals high damage (Heavy when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used.
Ice: Deals low damage (High when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used, low chance of freezing.
There will be more Runes when if i upgrade this gauntlet.
-=Charges Ţ͡h̶̨e̡͜ ̵Eņ͢͝d̛͢le͜͞҉s͟s̶͏ ͠͏O͘҉͜ne͏ (162/300) +1 from Darkside, +2 from Toast, +1 from Comp
Endless Pathrazer (12/15) +1 from Comp
-=Summons
None.
-=Actions
THE FURIOUS BOOPING CONTINUES.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
-=Alchemies Immortal Soul of the Dying Sun && Core Eva && Core Oran && Core Titan == Dawn (Lvl. 30 - 15/31) +1 from Comp
Moss Pile && Cheez-it Box && Some Old Boots == Unholy Conglomeration (Lvl. 25 - 26/26) +1 from Comp -- COMPLETED
Artificial Guardian Reconstruction (4/8)
-- Artificial Guardian
When the Artificial Guardian dies, it becomes an unaidable 6 charge alchemy to be made into an entity again. Minimum of 2 turns out of the battlefield before reentry. Immune to mind control, cannot be controlled by anyone but me, and permanently N. "I created him for a purpose; He will fight for me alone." ++Equipment Upgrade - Increases health to 95000, multiplies attack by x1.5, and increases the return time to 8.
-- Dust Elemental
Whenever the Dust Elemental attacks, a random entity on the side it is attacking loses its attack this turn. (Godmodder Included.)
-- Inverse Attendant
All damage dealt to Inverse Attendant is instead converted to HP capable of overhealing. All HP gained that is not gained through damage causes Inverse Attendant to take damage instead.
Lifesend: Target entity gains X HP and Inverse Attendant loses X HP, where X can be any number that has been overhealed. Cooldown 3. When summoned, this ability does not need to cooldown. "All was different there - not one thing the same."
Keeping these around in case of resurrection... Heheh...
-- Aetherderon, God of the Worlds Polyp Swarm: Causes polyps to leap off of Aetherderon and attack 3 target entities. If they fail to attack their target, they will find a new one. Great Call: Deals large amounts of damage to target entity. Starstrike: Calls a star down from the sky to annihilate a target entity and anything that happens to be around it. Stare of Immortality: Causes the afflicted entity's next attack to fail. Dead yet Dreaming: Aetherderon will 'kill' himself, and return in 4 rounds at half his max health and free of effects (positive and negative). Spoil of War is not dropped. (Cools while he's alive)
Spoil of War - The Great Horn: Can be used to summon a spectral stampede of... things to attack a specific target, damaging it and anything that happens to be close to it! (IE things that just attacked it up close, related entities, etc.) Cooldown of 5.
-- Szalinthia, Bringer of Light Break Rank -- Deals small amounts of damage to all entities on selected side. All entities damaged this way have less attack damage for the remainder of the turn. Cooldown: 4 Rising Sun -- Deals large amounts of damage to all entities on selected side. All AG entities have more attack damage for the remainder of the turn. Cooldown: 4 Bring to Light -- Creates 5 Demonic Legionnaires. (All begin protecting Szalinthia) Cooldown: 3 Fight for a Cause (Passive) -- Whenever an entity on the AG side dies, Szalinthia and all Demonic Legionnaires gain more attack power.
-- Demonic Legionnaires
At the beginning of every turn, create 3 more Demonic Legionnaires if there are at least 5 remaining.
Do less damage then average
-- Titanic Crusher
Titanic Crusher restores 5000 health at the start of every round unless at full health.
-- Incubation Beast
At the beginning of the EOTB, create a Sludge Crawler for every PG entity type on the field. (AKA group entities still only count as 1 type) -- Oracle of Dust
When Oracle of Dust is attacked, it deals half as much total damage as it took to each entity that attacked it.
Lvl. 25 - Everfree; Staff that spatially manipulates anything I really want. Prevents time from being altered around it.
Lvl. 25 - Blackguard; Elemental attacks do no damage - Is also a quantum shield.
Lvl. 10 - Edge of the Shifting World; Doesn't function like a normal sword, cuts space-time instead of flesh.
Lvl. 05 - Dungeon Rock; Totally epic heavy metal guitar that really does nothing but be awesome!
Lvl. 17 - The Fallen; Plasma pistol given to all AGs and Ns, curtesy of me.
Lvl. 25 - Unlimatum; Ultimatum's big brother.
Lvl. 05 - Whispering Shroud; Totally awesome coat that mimics the ocean! Hard rain and everything!
Lvl. 25 - Eternity's Tremor; Godly spatial hammer of epic epicness.
Lvl. 10 - Genesis; Everfree's younger brother. Much younger. Like, 70+ pages younger.
Lvl. 10 - Terra Firma; Piono's earth hammer.
Lvl. 10 - Warden; a worse Blackguard.
Lvl. 06 - Bag of Holding; Self explanatory.
Lvl. 10 - Darkstone Scryer; "A compass with a needle that almost never ceases to move, made of blackened and warped voidmetal. The map used in its creation has given it the power over knowledge to chart a path through even the most treacherous of places, or even the Void itself, and merely possessing the compass gives the holder both protection against the dangers of the Void and the knowledge of how to travel in it. It can tap into eldritch and void power if the holder has need of self-defense on his wanderings."
Lvl. 15 - Aftershock; A pair of swanky earthen knucklebusters from Toast! Dare ye challenge me to fisticuffs?
Lvl. 14 - Bag of Possibilities; A bag that I can pull something out of! What that something will be every time I reach in, I will never know.
Lvl. 25 - Dust; "A simple-looking, understated, aged weapon, with a chipped blade that seems to constantly shed fine particles of itself."
Lvl. 05 - Dunestrider's Sunback; "A coat that holds the power of decay and water. Constantly sheds a fine dust, and keeps the wearer hydrated at all times."
Lvl. 25 - Unending Swarm; "A compass whose needle constantly spins, crafted of warped, blackened voidmetal and outer land wood. The needle itself seems to be a moving hole into a void darker than the Void itself, a void that is paradoxically full of endless possibility. Upon use, it taps into eldritch power and infinite possibility and summons a vast swarm of things - the only word that can really do justice to its creations. It also has power over the void, travel, and knowledge, carried over from the Darkstone Scryer."
Lvl. 25 - Core Eva; A disk symbolizing the thin line between creation and destruction.
Lvl. 25 - Core Titan; A fine blade (and only a blade), representing the rise of great empires and legions, and the collapse of the world.
Lvl. 25 - Core Oran; A pommel depicting an ongoing battle between invading forces and a defending legion, neither side ever tiring.
Lvl. 25 - Anternoth; A gauntlet with some really shnifty abilities, like control of all things dark!
Other stuff I can't remember because it was 100+ pages ago.
Lvl. 1 Soul of Intellect
Lvl. 1 Soul of Flight
Lvl. 1 Soul of Clarity
Lvl. 1 Soul of Light
Lvl. 3 Lucid Soul of the Creator Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Storm
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of Instability
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Angel
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Lich Lvl. 5 Immortal Soul of Swordsmanship
Lvl. 5 Immortal Soul of the Dying Sun
@DarkSide : well, thanks for the weapons! I do think they are a bit going overboard, so I considered it a form of gift and bumped you up on the bid leaderboard.
ARENA CHALLENGES: I am ALWAYS looking out for new people to dish out the pain to. As such, I'm demanding Arena Challenges. I'll take 3 at a time on-cue. (Alternatively, I dish them out, which is rare).
There are two/three kinds of opponents you can pick. The first is versus my standard characters. Fredbear is kind of wounded right now, so he can't accept challengers and he'll be using a VASTLY different fighting style. As for the other two, There's a slight difference between each; Roxxanne will use all the Level 50 alchemies bar the Lord Michael's Hat, Akron's Core and the Crystalized Ki, while Zetta will use the Lord Michael's Hat, the Coral Riff Guitar and the Medusa's Head. This is of standard difficulty. Rules and prizes will be discussed. Any special arena events will override challenges, so take note. This can occur in Free-For-Alls, Duels or Tag-Team matches, though I do NOT count them as separate characters for tag-team, so please if in the case of a Tag-Team, let me have an actual player on my side, m'kay?
The second are event battles, which are explicitly designed to destroy you. Deliberately unfair. Their equipment is varied on the character, and you'll get their full loadouts prior to a match with either.
ALCHEMIES:
Simple charge trading up for grabs. I'll +1 anyone who's willing to give me +1 on a consistent trade basis.
Time is NOT on my side here so, Zetta just generically whacks Transistor with a stick. A Stick technically named 'The Hero's Blade.' Which really isn't a stick at all and is actually a sword but NO TIME FOR THAT. I'll respond to Roxxanne getting three swords later.
Current Saga: Think Outside the Basement (Post-Terrapause/Post-Crypt)
Current Arc: The Source of All Memes (The City of Opportunity)
Lightform: /|||\ Jormungandr: <|||||> The Queener: _|||||_ The Infinity Edge: {||||}
+1 to Redstonetam
+1 to Darkside
+1 to Pricey
Isaac [AG BOSS]: 69/150 (+3 Crystal) Chorus Mortis [GUDLADDER]: 26/50 (+3 Crystal)
(Broken Fire Gauntlet && Concentrated Light Magic && Pieces of the Creator's vehicle's armor = Creator's Gauntlet) && (Brimstone && Soul of Light && Piece of paper with the Japanese symbol for light = Holy Brimstone) && Human Weeaboo Soul = My Innermost Apocalypse (Level 25) (22/26)
SMITE THY FOE! The requests for Holy Brimstone on the BoI subreddit were too ing high. So I made this. Holds insane power over light, high power over creation, ridiculous power over determination, and over 9000 power over the forces of anime. Well, it's made with a HUMAN weeaboo soul. It can also fire lasers which alternate from yellow and blue. Also this turns almost anyone who wields this into a weeaboo.
(Razer Blade 2015 && Copy of Undertale = Razor Blade 201X) && Red Ring of Death && (Mountain Dew && ([BLACK] Strongbox && [RED] RIA 20 Striker = [RED] Strongbox) && Laptop Liquid Cooling System && The King of Town's Denture Tablets = [RED] Pulsating Mountain Dew Laptop Coolant System) = Razer Blade 201X Red Sun (Level 17) (16/18) This red laptop pulsates with slightly higher power over Red Sun energies than the Red Ring of Death. It also possesses great power over creation and light power over reality. It also has a complete compendium of sbemails, sbemail in-jokes, and sbemail easter eggs. I don't know why either.
((Cell Phone || Magic Mirror = Technological Mirror) && (Portable Enchantment Table && Dimensional Scissors || Sennheiser speakers = Warpset) = Warpspeaker Mirror) && (The 9-Volt (BoI pet) && Liquid Game Grumps = Game Grumps Absorber Battery) && ((Echo Flower Petals && Essence of JonTron = ECHo Flower Petals) || Advanced Technological Mirror software = ECH-OS) && Potent Smoke Majjyks = Echo Mirror (Level 25) (7/26) This is it. The item that will finally release that saccharine side of me. This also has intense illusion majjyks paired with just-as-intense smoke majjyks.
((Chlorophyte Warhammer && Chlorophyte Jackhammer && Shroomite Ingot && Every Pyro melee weapon = Chlorophyte Automatic Warhammer) && ((Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker && Pwnhammer = Horseman's Breaker) && (Haunted Scrap Metal && Disempowerment Ritual && Essence of Memes = Illuminated Scrap Metal) = John Cena's Junk Crusher (Level 15) (7/16)
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! Yeah, I've wanted to do this for a looooooong time.
~~Spirit Reviser~~
None so far.
~~Regular Alchemies~~
None so far.
~~Elemental Infuser~~
Shoulderpads ++ Determination = Pauldron of the Barrage (Level 10) (0/11)
MEGA DEFLECT!
--Assault Team (DEAD)
Yeah, at least the Assault Team got their ultimate abilities out.
--Transistor (SUMMONED!)
It's somewhere in the discussion thread. Oh yeah, here.
Leafy bashes the E-OTB with a Lamborghini made out of rocks, then a rock made out of Lamborghinis, then a Lamborghini made out of rocks made out of Lamborghinis, and so on. The KNAWLEDGE involved in the attack creates a huge explosion in the area, damaging the FIX Loaders and Combat Engineers as well.
The Transistor oversees the explosion of KNAWLEDGE. It then Spark()s the E-OTB, the FIX Loaders, and the Combat Engineers, augmented with Crash(), of course.
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My inventory and project can be found here!
Forging... Slot 1: NEW
Nightmare Cutlass (Lv. 7) && Dream Mist && Unstable Reality in a Bottle && Portable Dreampoint Stone && Nightmare Stone && Dreamy Spring Water && Dream Camera = Dream's Bane (Lv. ?, 1/?)
Now things start getting more interesting.
This blade has the ability to manipulate Dreams, Nightmares, and Reality. This blade has the power to set foes to sleep, but even sleeping foes are invulnerable to attack while dreaming, unless someone manages to get into their dream. Thankfully, the blade also comes with the power for the user to infiltrate dreams, and manipulate said dreams into becoming nightmares for the foe. The reality part comes into play when said dreams/nightmares could physically do damage to those stuck in its slumber. The camera allows onlookers to look into the dream. It disengages from the blade once in a dream, and returns to it whenever a dream is left.
However, the energies are limited, and one cannot simply lock their opponent in a dream and slowly murder them that way.
Slot 2: NEW
(Arkhalis o<O Enlargement) && Physics Breaker (Lv. 16) && Tome of Atom Rend && Tome of Majjyk Rend = Uncertain Truth (Lv. ?, 1/?)
This blade can - and will - tear through space, time, and other elements within reality with ease. And combine that with the fast pace it does that and you have a serious threat to literally very nearly everything it touches. (Except Godmodders. Of course.) It may as well rip the very fabric of everything within the Fourth Wall with little effort.
It basically defies all physics in the gashes it creates in the world, and in the blade itself. Otherwise, it provides no true control over the majjyks it is made from.
Slot 3: NEW
Bag of Infinite Bombs && (Sad Bombs && Mega Blast && Rubber Cement && Spoon Bender = You're ****ed bombs) && Fairy Bell = Bell of Hellish Anarchy (Lv. ?, 1/?)
Says it all, really.
Flying bomb carriers that drop bombs that fire massive blood lasers in every direction that home in. And they bounce, too. Yeah.
For those that don't know, Mega Blast is an item in Afterbirth obtained from beating Mega Satan with every character in the game. It's basically the massive laser Mega Satan fires.
This may just be a bit too ridiculous.
Slot 4: NEW
Item Combination Vessel && Infinite Bottle Stash || Brimstone && 20/20 && The Inner Eye && Mutant Spider && Number One && The Pact && Pentagram && Screw && Small Rock && SMB Super Fan! && Bloody Lust && of Babylon = Stash of Bloodburst Potions (Lv. ?, 1/?)
Just one wicked combination after another.
These one-use potions allow the user to fire 7 brimstone lasers from one's mouth. Seems standard, right? But there's twelve metric gorillatons of firepower behind each of these bad boys. Even more so when you get low on health, when twelve basically becomes 24 in the blink of an eye.
At the lowest HP possible for the user, it then becomes 48.
...
This is really starting to feel ridiculous now.
I think I've watched and played too much Isaac.
Summons...
Legendary Suption (185/200) (So close... yet so far...) (+5 Cyan, Toast, compensation) Entities... (Nerf if to powerful. Buff if too weak.)
HP: 450,000
Airborne (It really doesn't matter anymore, does it?)
Unique Skills:
-Voidbomb: Drops a sphere containing pure void onto some poor fool's head, dishing out heavy damage to that foe, and medium damage to surrounding foes. 5-round charge. Starts fully charged.
-Bombing Run: Drops normal bombs on an opponent and surrounding opponents. Deals medium-high damage. 3-round charge. Starts fully charged.
-Death Ray: Will fire a death ray at an unlucky individual. Deals insane damage. 10-round charge.
-Stupid amount of guns: Always hits the target with basic attacks. If the target would have dodged, deal 50% damage.
-Group Decimation: All attacks always deals 2x damage to groups.
-Incineration: 50% chance to burn target.
-Kamikaze: Will run into the thing that destroyed it, exploding in its face and unleashing the void contained within its balloon. If said thing is an invulnerable character, then randomly select an enemy target.
The Void Blimp awaits the EOTB. Its patience was rewarded, as it fires upon that entity.
Actions...
Gevul Omaar: (27/101) Oho boy... be thankful that this is a low-priority thing. (I ain't accepting any charges for this one. No ifs, ands, or buts.)
Blade power Rejuvination (10/10, 1/10, 0/10) (+3 compensation) Will re-enact my 3 legendary blades' special abilities, one by one.
Energies visibly swirl around Leinro Fiit. Its rebalancing energies are no longer RP only! Also, one charge was added to the thing.
The ability itself has also been re-worked.
I stop my studies for a bit as I feel a pulse of... something... wash over me. It was unnerving, but I merely interpreted it as a random cold shiver.
It shouldn't be anything to worry about, right?
I then return to my studies. But, by that time, I was so bored, I fell asleep while beginning to read a book on dreams. The book was open, with my head between the book.
...
Bane just so happened to notice; and consequently overhear; Roxxanne's conversation, thanks to his insane hearing from being a wolf. He overheard the first conversation. He listened in for a while, gathering some rather juicy information... until, well, the words "overly-pompous 'Darkones', whatever they are" were uttered. That's about when Bane decided to keep a close eye on them; they likely didn't know that Bane was ALSO a Darkone. Just very different-looking.
However, Bane would have to be very careful; he knew this, as the likes of whatever that voice in his head was might decide to stop him in the middle of attacking again. That, and he's heard all about Roxxanne, her type, and her transformations from DarkSide, and knew for a fact that her siblings/allies were far more powerful than her, meaning he would halfta be EXTRA careful and keep a distance where possible.
Well, unless they were willing to converse as opposed to fighting, though Bane really wasn't one for conversation, and they mightn't also want to converse.
As such, Bane overheard every bit of conversation regarding Roxxanne, withholding his desire for bloodshed rather well.
Bane refused to approach the group for conversation just yet, but still kept tabs on what would be going on with the group, remaining juuust close enough to hear them somewhat clearly, but far enough as for the group to not notice; even running/hiding behind things if he absolutely had to.
Though he had time to get off a Lance of Creation blast, targeting EOTB, Combat Engineers, and GUN Loaders, while healing the Transistor.
Spoils & Other Chargeables...
Lance of Creation (III); casts Genesis.
Genesis: Deals massive holy damage to 3 entities, heals allied entities. (greatly increased damage against groups. Groups only count as 1 entity.)
"The user raises the Lance of Creation, causing a massive white cross silhouette with wings to appear. It flies above the 3 targeted entities and obliterates the area around them, as well as the entities themselves. It then heals an allied entity."
Suldaan-Doom's Meteor(s): {III}
Sends meteors down into a foe, or multiple foes. Deals greater damage against lone foes. Damage distributed on how many foes were hit.
Disabled for now due to issues.
Leinro Fiit-Rebalance: ^III^
Buffs the attack, defense, and turn order of an ally, or debuffs those stats for enemies, for 3 turns. You get 5 points, able to be applied to up to 5 targets. Multiple points can be applied to the same target for greater effect. Each point increases stat adjustments by 5% each.
"The blade form of the weapon is raised. Five unstable, purple-pink beams emerge from the tip of the blade, flying in strange patterns as they travel to the target entity/(ies). As they land on their mark, the enemies affected feel badly weakened, while allies hit felt far stronger."
My 3 main weapons (Leinro Fiit, Ved Vozahnil, Suldaan)-Fear The Darkness: /IIIII/
Deals high damage to a single entity, and inflict Deteriorate on them for 2 turns.
Deteriorate: Decreases attack, and deals damage over time to current and max HP.
Disabled for now due to issues.
More coming soon.
Support:
GoldenReady (+1)
Toast (+1)
Sirplop (+1)
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The MR alchemy upgrade, my Inventory, and my Project can now be found HERE, at the bottom of the post. The project is still a WIP.
Nightmare Cutlass (Lv. 7) && Dream Mist && Unstable Reality in a Bottle && Portable Dreampoint Stone && Nightmare Stone && Dreamy Spring Water && Dream Camera = Dream's Bane (Lv. 12, 1/13)
(Arkhalis o<O Enlargement) && Physics Breaker (Lv. 16) && Tome of Atom Rend && Tome of Majjyk Rend = Uncertain Truth (Lv. 20, 1/21)
Bag of Infinite Bombs && (Sad Bombs && Mega Blast && Rubber Cement && Spoon Bender = You're ****ed bombs) && Fairy Bell = Bell of Hellish Anarchy (Lv. 20, 1/21)
Item Combination Vessel && Infinite Bottle Stash || Brimstone && 20/20 && The Inner Eye && Mutant Spider && Number One && The Pact && Pentagram && Screw && Small Rock && SMB Super Fan! && Bloody Lust && ***** of Babylon = Stash of Bloodburst Potions (Lv. 25, 1/26)
The Void Blimp will do as you say!
5 GUN Loaders and all the Combat Engineers die, and the EOTB takes 50,000 damage! The Transistor is healed for 50,000 HP!
Down with the Sickness: 21/75 (+5 from GM, +1 from Toast, +6 from Alpha)
Auld World Wonders: 20/20 Soulringerrrrrrrrr! It's the ring with the ghostly touuuch!!! soulringerrrrrrrrrrrr! this is a Goldfinger parodyyyyyyyyy!!!
Skirmish Maneuvers: 5/50 (+5 from GM)
Tyr bid:
The Flaming Toast: 23
DarkSide: 21
TwinBuilder: 21
TheLordErelye: 16
NumberSoup: 11
W32Coravint: 10
Crystalcat: 10 (Yes, the GM is now in the bid. He's giving me so much I can't ignore it! /legit)
Redstonetam: 9
Faressain: 1
TMB50: 1
WINNERS: Cyanogynist (Jormungandr) Generic (Fenrir) Talist (Veðrfölnir)
+1 to The Flaming Toast, +1 to Insert_Generic_Username, +1 to TwinBuilder.
Targeting AI && Roxx Pilotable Pivot-Position Smart-RPG, Salvo Model x2 && "Enchida's Wrath" Energy Cocktail = Monstrous Madness (Level 15: 2/16)
ARENA CHALLENGES: I am ALWAYS looking out for new people to dish out the pain to. As such, I'm demanding Arena Challenges. I'll take 3 at a time on-cue. (Alternatively, I dish them out, which is rare).
There are two/three kinds of opponents you can pick. The first is versus my standard characters. Fredbear is kind of wounded right now, so he can't accept challengers and he'll be using a VASTLY different fighting style. As for the other two, There's a slight difference between each; Roxxanne will use all the Level 50 alchemies bar the Lord Michael's Hat, Akron's Core and the Crystalized Ki, while Zetta will use the Lord Michael's Hat, the Coral Riff Guitar and the Medusa's Head. This is of standard difficulty. Rules and prizes will be discussed. Any special arena events will override challenges, so take note. This can occur in Free-For-Alls, Duels or Tag-Team matches, though I do NOT count them as separate characters for tag-team, so please if in the case of a Tag-Team, let me have an actual player on my side, m'kay?
The second are event battles, which are explicitly designed to destroy you. Deliberately unfair. Their equipment is varied on the character, and you'll get their full loadouts prior to a match with either.
ALCHEMIES:
Simple charge trading up for grabs. I'll +1 anyone who's willing to give me +1 on a consistent trade basis.
Alright, so Written by the Winners is active! As such, Opportunity gets 100,000 in reinforcements, and another 150,000 in 'Winner' marked entities that must be killed to complete the quest! Opportunity spawns in 2 ION Loaders, 4 PWR Loaders, 2 BUL Loaders, 2 HOT Loaders and 1 Repair Surveyor with the quest boost, plus 1 LWT Loader! As for the Winner entities, Opportunity spawns 1 JET Loader, 1 Hyperion Sniper, 2 WAR Loaders, and 1 Badass Loader-they're your marks, kill 'em quick! For sake of making sure it doesn't take 2 turns to actually do anything relevant to a quest, they spawn NOW, not during the EoTB, barring Crystal vetoing it! They also start ACTING on the turn of summon as a consequence (though only during the EoTB as normal).
The 2 HOT Loaders fire upon the CAH Mob (Being just regular guys they're Biological, so the bonus applies) unless they are dead, in which case they engage Transistor; they'll apply splash onto Transistor and Fetch/Luna/whatever the dog thing is. 1 ION Loader engages their Shield! I forgot to mention this; they can shield up to 3 Loaders, instead of the implied infinite amount, though it takes a turn for the Loaders to get into the shield-if they do, you have to mention going INTO the shield as a player to harm it, while entities must move into the shield (though they can do this without wasting their turn, unlike the sluggish Loaders). 2 PWR Loaders bodyguard the Hyperion Sniper! The other 2 Bodyguard the Badass Loader! Being auto-bodyguarding, they also attack the CAH Mob/Transistor! The 2 BUL Loaders both charge the CAH Mob, doing improved damage! The LWT Loader begins fleeing! The JET Loader and WAR Loaders slip into the shield of the other ION Loader! The Repair Surveyor and FIX Loaders will fix any wounded Loaders, but if there aren't any by the EoTB it'll just help attack! The Hyperion Sniper takes aim! Finally, every entity not mentioned already-that is to say, the 10 Engineers and 10 GUN Loaders that came with Opportunity, the non-shielding ION Loader and the Badass Loader, all immediately fires upon the CAH Mob, or the Transistor if that's open to attack!
Yeah, crystal, sorry about that. I'd suggest listing them as separate entities. Also, added an HP cap to the statline for convenience.
...
Two AGs decided to start getting rid of Opportunity before Opportunity got to be a massive snowballing problem and started getting rid of THEM, and started out hoofing it to just wreck their massive amounts of forces directly. Of course, in doing so, they run directly into a rather large congregation of Hyperion troops, discussing various topics, including their newfound adoration for that Roxxanne person (Sueren Song and all, of course, being the cause). Of course, they're not without self-preservation and begin opening fire at the intruders, still remembering to hold down the fort for their boss. Backing off from the surprising amount of firepower, the duo (among with whoever else is present) stumble into some kind of open-air history museum, which one of you accidentally acitvates, giving a clearly falsified version of events of thigns that happened on a completely different planet while you try to kill everything in sight. (Yes, technically just pressing a few buttons is the quest in Borderlands 2, but a LOT of enemies spawn in that area for some bizarre reason, hence the take on it here.)
...
"See, I told you they wouldn't help but try to break it!" Roxxanne said from afar, witnessing the fresh-born chaos within, as all manner of firepower was unleashed, nestled within its giant glittering towers of glass and ego.
"Well, it'll keep the heat off of whatever we summon next...Ah! Yes! You mentioned something about an Ancient Soulring, right?" Zetta inqiured.
"Uhhh, yeah?" Roxxanne said.
"Zetta, you really sound like you're trying to just dupe her into being your pawn." Rosalind said.
"Yeah, I've heard that kind of talk from more manipulative folk." Rebecca added. "I've KILLED those folk."
"Oh, jeez, you act like a guy who looks like a bad guy can't be a good guy!" Zetta said. "Seriously. In any case, the Ancient Soulring...Happened to find something matching the physical descriptor given. Apparently it attracts and gathers ether on a massive scale? It was designed to make 'artificial' souls for some kind of crisis, but it was too complicated and required too much magical power to use on a consistent basis, so it fell into neglect...But considering where this is going..."
"...Whoooooa...OK, alright, the Alchemiter is kind of an easy tool to use, and I guess you already took stuff from that dumb bear so you're already pretty set for weapons, but what's the catch for finding that?" Roxxanne said. "Even you can't possibly be that generous."
Zetta honestly didn't like that. She said it of her own initiative, meaning either her sisters were rubbing off some caution off of her or she was acutally thinking about who he was, but didn't question it too much since his actions made her life easier. Either way, this could make keeping her allegiance through rougher waters than these more difficult in the future.
That being said, Zetta DID have one desire he couldn't resist asking for that might also help keep things going. "Well, I do have a polite request. I may have occasionally mentioned not having a soul? Long story. Uh, considering it can collect enough ether to actually become a soul, given a suitable living vessel-which I do qualify for-well, I'd like to use it in such a manner."
A soul. Even his former had one-he didn't, due to his origin. Apparently, being kickass enough to not only complete a mental war against equally powerful and poginant thoughts that achieved a sense of sapience at roughly the same time, as well as doing so fast enough to 'reboot' the original owner's whole body and basically ascend to an effective godhood (in comparison) did not warrant a soul from which to head to an afterlife, one he most definitely deserved after all of that. Pretty sour that he fought so hard just to LIVE and those living before were stronger than him.
"Excellent! Just, send me the Ether when it all pans out, OK?" Zetta asked. That honestly felt much easier than expected.
"Ayup!" Roxxanne said.
"And...It should be on its way NOW!" Zetta said.
CHARGE EXPENDED! EXECUTING AULD WORLD WONDERS.EXE...
On Alchemiter Hill (where the Alchemiter is), a massive package labeled 'For Roxxanne' materializes into existence. No points for guessing what's IN the package.
Ancient Soulring: A device used for the gathering of neutral ether in the general area. Ether is the basic 'atom' of all souls, and sufficiently big blobs of ether, given a proper vessel, are souls (even if they later leave said vessel)-so this can basically create artificial souls. It just needs to go into a sapient being. This can also be used to create anything else that would naturally require ether (IE Syncs, which will be explained upon request), and even heal or strengthen a soul, which can grant beings entirely new abilities, as several are attuned to ether in an odd manner-if you've ever wondered why human souls empower a monster so greatly in Undertale, say, or why soul power is a thing, now you know. Level 10, despite all of that, because it requires a TON of magical energy to use properly AND cannot truly manipulate Ether, merely gather it for use. That it's Level 10 for its extremely limited uses should be testament to the product being stupidly valuable. As for its physical description: It's a big old ring with a ton of runes on it, like, hundreds. Count those runes, you can't. Runes everywhere.
"Hooray!" Roxxanne cheered.
...
I'm just lazy right now and I need to make a post here, so let's just say Roxxanne takes aim with Ragnarok, the world-ending shotgun, levies it at Transistor, and introduces the oddly autonomous sword to enough projectiles to boggle the mind right out of the body, have it flap around like some kind of flounder, and then get obliterated by the aformentioned wall of bullets, because, quite frankly, it lives up to the name.
She then kicks it, for good measure.
And then blows an Airhorn at it. For more good measure.
And then breathes on it.
And then pokes it. "Poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke!"
The Transistor crumbles to ash upon the poke. The poke is just too much power to handle. Especially with that long drawn-out vocalization. You can't beat that kind of stuff.
She then immediately starts looking for Bane. It wasn't that he wasn't good at hiding, but Roxxanne is basically Snake when it comes to sneaking (Behold the multi-layered reference/pun), and knows how this stuff works. "Stalkeerrrrr! Sasquatch Stalker! Except not a sasquatch!...Sasquatch Stalker!" She also thinks Bane is a sasquatch stalker, whatever that means. It probably doesn't make any sense even in context.
Welcome to DTG! Players are invulnerable currently, so you don't need HP, and defined classes really aren't needed. The available alignments are AG, 'Anti-Godmodder', N, 'Neutral', and PG, 'Pro-Godmodder'. With that said, here's Crash Course DTG! Your task is to, as the name implies, destroy a godmodder. This is done im a multitude of ways, but the most direct is attacking the Godmodder with non-godmoddable attacks. These usually require being really creative or unique in some way. There's also the ability to charge, which can let you summon entities or create items to use. The Alchemiter is a much easier way to create items, though - with it, you can alchemize items together to create powerful weapons or versatile tools. I recommend you start by using the Elemental Infuser - it lets new players infuse elements or energies into a base item to get a reasonably strong item with control over the element infused. 5 free uses of it are provided for new players, which should be enough to get you a reasonable start. Notation is (item) ++ (element).
I/We are sending out the TPP Streamer 112/200 +1 from Cyan +2 from Fare, +5 from Crystal
Making Painis Cupcake 67/85 +5 from Crystal
Establishing Project Storm II 8/300 (On Delay)
AK-47 && Flare Gun && Empowered Blue Gem && Project Storm Camo Paint II Rocket Launcher = Storm Firey Bullet Blaster 22/26 (This is the first weapon in the Storm line also the Storm line is weaker than the Supernova line) Will be used by my Blue Persona
Thunder Crystal && Shadow Gem && MOAR Rune Samples && Light Gem && Damage Buffer && Defense Buffer && PURE MLG ESSENCE && Evasiveness Crystal && Plus Crystal II Undercharged Runepaw's Gauntlet = Fully-charged Runepaw's Gauntlet 18/26 (Level 25+ due to the Plus Crystal, Holds loads of Runes and will create many New Runes) Will be used by my Blue Persona
Dragon Shotgun && Napalm Cannon && Uzi Gun && Plasma Ball && Flamethrower && Android Tablet && Power Gem = BSU Blaster 2/26 (Can Burn Stuff Up with this Badass Flameblaster) Will be used by my Red Persona
Current Saga:Lets Get Dangerous Once Again Part 2: CoR Loves You! Current Arc: Isn't This Such a Utopia?!
Attack/Action: Shared by 3 Personas
Persona's Actions:
Blue uses the Sword of Git Gud then he fires the ripple at the Winner marked HOT Loaders (MOM GET A CAMERA!)
Red notice there is the enemy version of the DTG Terraria's Dreaded EotB that is the EOTB, the groups of Elephants that are [PG] enemies. uses the rifles to shoot the EOTB He then pull off the sword and cut the Eotb down.
Green uses the SDWI Glasses at the EOTB
+1 to Redstone, +2 to Fare
Support me if you want.
Alchemies:
Inventory: Shared by 3 Personas
Blue's Inventory:
Sword of Git Gud (Known as SoGG) [Level 25] Charge: THE MINI RECKONING IIIIIII (5/7) (You must use the Weapon 7 times to activate this charge)
Undercharged Runepaw's Gauntlet [Level 10] Current Runes: 5/5 Ice, Heal, Fire, Heal, Damage
Fire: Deals medium damage (Very High when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used, low chance of burning.
Heal: Heals the ally (Much much more if fully charged and upgraded) when used.
Damage: Deals high damage (Heavy when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used.
Ice: Deals low damage (High when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used, low chance of freezing.
There will be more Runes when if i upgrade this gauntlet.
>1/2 @The Flaming Toast; You should totes resurrect Aetherderon sometime...
-=Charges Ţ͡h̶̨e̡͜ ̵Eņ͢͝d̛͢le͜͞҉s͟s̶͏ ͠͏O͘҉͜ne͏ (157/300) +1 from Darkside, +1 from Toast, +5 from Comp
Endless Pathrazer (10/15) +5 from Comp
-=Summons
None.
-=Actions
The Inverse Attendant sends a tide of dust at the PG side, before using Lifesend on the Dust Elemental for 20,000 HP!
The Dust Elemental leaps at the FIX Loaders and tears some of them to pieces!
I FURIOUSLY BOOP THE PG SIDE.
-=Alchemies Immortal Soul of the Dying Sun && Core Eva && Core Oran && Core Titan == Dawn (Lvl. 30 - 13/31) +3 from Comp
Moss Pile && Cheez-it Box && Some Old Boots == Unholy Conglomeration (Lvl. 25 - 25/26) +3 from Comp
Artificial Guardian Reconstruction (3/8)
-- Artificial Guardian
When the Artificial Guardian dies, it becomes an unaidable 6 charge alchemy to be made into an entity again. Minimum of 2 turns out of the battlefield before reentry. Immune to mind control, cannot be controlled by anyone but me, and permanently N. "I created him for a purpose; He will fight for me alone." ++Equipment Upgrade - Increases health to 95000, multiplies attack by x1.5, and increases the return time to 8.
-- Dust Elemental
Whenever the Dust Elemental attacks, a random entity on the side it is attacking loses its attack this turn. (Godmodder Included.)
-- Inverse Attendant
All damage dealt to Inverse Attendant is instead converted to HP capable of overhealing. All HP gained that is not gained through damage causes Inverse Attendant to take damage instead.
Lifesend: Target entity gains X HP and Inverse Attendant loses X HP, where X can be any number that has been overhealed. Cooldown 3. When summoned, this ability does not need to cooldown. "All was different there - not one thing the same."
Keeping these around in case of resurrection... Heheh...
-- Aetherderon, God of the Worlds Polyp Swarm: Causes polyps to leap off of Aetherderon and attack 3 target entities. If they fail to attack their target, they will find a new one. Great Call: Deals large amounts of damage to target entity. Starstrike: Calls a star down from the sky to annihilate a target entity and anything that happens to be around it. Stare of Immortality: Causes the afflicted entity's next attack to fail. Dead yet Dreaming: Aetherderon will 'kill' himself, and return in 4 rounds at half his max health and free of effects (positive and negative). Spoil of War is not dropped. (Cools while he's alive)
Spoil of War - The Great Horn: Can be used to summon a spectral stampede of... things to attack a specific target, damaging it and anything that happens to be close to it! (IE things that just attacked it up close, related entities, etc.) Cooldown of 5.
-- Szalinthia, Bringer of Light Break Rank -- Deals small amounts of damage to all entities on selected side. All entities damaged this way have less attack damage for the remainder of the turn. Cooldown: 4 Rising Sun -- Deals large amounts of damage to all entities on selected side. All AG entities have more attack damage for the remainder of the turn. Cooldown: 4 Bring to Light -- Creates 5 Demonic Legionnaires. (All begin protecting Szalinthia) Cooldown: 3 Fight for a Cause (Passive) -- Whenever an entity on the AG side dies, Szalinthia and all Demonic Legionnaires gain more attack power.
-- Demonic Legionnaires
At the beginning of every turn, create 3 more Demonic Legionnaires if there are at least 5 remaining.
Do less damage then average
-- Titanic Crusher
Titanic Crusher restores 5000 health at the start of every round unless at full health.
-- Incubation Beast
At the beginning of the EOTB, create a Sludge Crawler for every PG entity type on the field. (AKA group entities still only count as 1 type) -- Oracle of Dust
When Oracle of Dust is attacked, it deals half as much total damage as it took to each entity that attacked it.
Lvl. 25 - Everfree; Staff that spatially manipulates anything I really want. Prevents time from being altered around it.
Lvl. 25 - Blackguard; Elemental attacks do no damage - Is also a quantum shield.
Lvl. 10 - Edge of the Shifting World; Doesn't function like a normal sword, cuts space-time instead of flesh.
Lvl. 05 - Dungeon Rock; Totally epic heavy metal guitar that really does nothing but be awesome!
Lvl. 17 - The Fallen; Plasma pistol given to all AGs and Ns, curtesy of me.
Lvl. 25 - Unlimatum; Ultimatum's big brother.
Lvl. 05 - Whispering Shroud; Totally awesome coat that mimics the ocean! Hard rain and everything!
Lvl. 25 - Eternity's Tremor; Godly spatial hammer of epic epicness.
Lvl. 10 - Genesis; Everfree's younger brother. Much younger. Like, 70+ pages younger.
Lvl. 10 - Terra Firma; Piono's earth hammer.
Lvl. 10 - Warden; a worse Blackguard.
Lvl. 06 - Bag of Holding; Self explanatory.
Lvl. 10 - Darkstone Scryer; "A compass with a needle that almost never ceases to move, made of blackened and warped voidmetal. The map used in its creation has given it the power over knowledge to chart a path through even the most treacherous of places, or even the Void itself, and merely possessing the compass gives the holder both protection against the dangers of the Void and the knowledge of how to travel in it. It can tap into eldritch and void power if the holder has need of self-defense on his wanderings."
Lvl. 15 - Aftershock; A pair of swanky earthen knucklebusters from Toast! Dare ye challenge me to fisticuffs?
Lvl. 14 - Bag of Possibilities; A bag that I can pull something out of! What that something will be every time I reach in, I will never know.
Lvl. 25 - Dust; "A simple-looking, understated, aged weapon, with a chipped blade that seems to constantly shed fine particles of itself."
Lvl. 05 - Dunestrider's Sunback; "A coat that holds the power of decay and water. Constantly sheds a fine dust, and keeps the wearer hydrated at all times."
Lvl. 25 - Unending Swarm; "A compass whose needle constantly spins, crafted of warped, blackened voidmetal and outer land wood. The needle itself seems to be a moving hole into a void darker than the Void itself, a void that is paradoxically full of endless possibility. Upon use, it taps into eldritch power and infinite possibility and summons a vast swarm of things - the only word that can really do justice to its creations. It also has power over the void, travel, and knowledge, carried over from the Darkstone Scryer."
Lvl. 25 - Core Eva; A disk symbolizing the thin line between creation and destruction.
Lvl. 25 - Core Titan; A fine blade (and only a blade), representing the rise of great empires and legions, and the collapse of the world.
Lvl. 25 - Core Oran; A pommel depicting an ongoing battle between invading forces and a defending legion, neither side ever tiring.
Lvl. 25 - Anternoth; A gauntlet with some really shnifty abilities, like control of all things dark!
Other stuff I can't remember because it was 100+ pages ago.
Lvl. 1 Soul of Intellect
Lvl. 1 Soul of Flight
Lvl. 1 Soul of Clarity
Lvl. 1 Soul of Light
Lvl. 3 Lucid Soul of the Creator Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Storm
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of Instability
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Angel
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Lich Lvl. 5 Immortal Soul of Swordsmanship
Lvl. 5 Immortal Soul of the Dying Sun
A Certain Cloud-Like Computer Program (2/50)
A bunch of "bringers" (2/20)
Meme Energy in the shape of a gun that is also a sword && a bottled form of the feeling of rage = RAEG Gunblade 2/7
Meme Energy in the shape of a fist that also happens to be a rocket launcher && a bottled form of the feeling of relief = Relief Rocket Fist 2/7
An empty AI shell husk && Life energy && A sword = Brainy Blade 2/5
A tree && A piece of grass && A Flower = Flora 2/6
I throw a bunch of punches at the EOTB. They are all nicely bunched together, in a basket and everything.
Current Saga: Think Outside the Basement (Post-Terrapause/Post-Crypt)
Current Arc: The Source of All Memes (The City of Opportunity)
Lightform: /|||\ Jormungandr: <|||||> The Queener: _|||||_ The Infinity Edge: {||||}
+1 to Redstonetam
+1 to Darkside
+1 to Pricey
Isaac [AG BOSS]: 70/150 Chorus Mortis [GUDLADDER]: 26750
(Broken Fire Gauntlet && Concentrated Light Magic && Pieces of the Creator's vehicle's armor = Creator's Gauntlet) && (Brimstone && Soul of Light && Piece of paper with the Japanese symbol for light = Holy Brimstone) && Human Weeaboo Soul = My Innermost Apocalypse (Level 25) (23/26)
SMITE THY FOE! The requests for Holy Brimstone on the BoI subreddit were too ing high. So I made this. Holds insane power over light, high power over creation, ridiculous power over determination, and over 9000 power over the forces of anime. Well, it's made with a HUMAN weeaboo soul. It can also fire lasers which alternate from yellow and blue. Also this turns almost anyone who wields this into a weeaboo.
(Razer Blade 2015 && Copy of Undertale = Razor Blade 201X) && Red Ring of Death && (Mountain Dew && ([BLACK] Strongbox && [RED] RIA 20 Striker = [RED] Strongbox) && Laptop Liquid Cooling System && The King of Town's Denture Tablets = [RED] Pulsating Mountain Dew Laptop Coolant System) = Razer Blade 201X Red Sun (Level 17) (17/18) This red laptop pulsates with slightly higher power over Red Sun energies than the Red Ring of Death. It also possesses great power over creation and light power over reality. It also has a complete compendium of sbemails, sbemail in-jokes, and sbemail easter eggs. I don't know why either.
((Cell Phone || Magic Mirror = Technological Mirror) && (Portable Enchantment Table && Dimensional Scissors || Sennheiser speakers = Warpset) = Warpspeaker Mirror) && (The 9-Volt (BoI pet) && Liquid Game Grumps = Game Grumps Absorber Battery) && ((Echo Flower Petals && Essence of JonTron = ECHo Flower Petals) || Advanced Technological Mirror software = ECH-OS) && Potent Smoke Majjyks = Echo Mirror (Level 25) (8/26) This is it. The item that will finally release that saccharine side of me. This also has intense illusion majjyks paired with just-as-intense smoke majjyks.
((Chlorophyte Warhammer && Chlorophyte Jackhammer && Shroomite Ingot && Every Pyro melee weapon = Chlorophyte Automatic Warhammer) && ((Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker && Pwnhammer = Horseman's Breaker) && (Haunted Scrap Metal && Disempowerment Ritual && Essence of Memes = Illuminated Scrap Metal) = John Cena's Junk Crusher (Level 15) (8/16)
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! Yeah, I've wanted to do this for a looooooong time.
~~Spirit Reviser~~
None so far.
~~Regular Alchemies~~
None so far.
~~Elemental Infuser~~
Shoulderpads ++ Determination = Pauldron of the Barrage (Level 10) (0/11)
MEGA DEFLECT!
--Assault Team (DEAD)
Yeah, at least the Assault Team got their ultimate abilities out.
--Transistor (SUMMONED!)
It's somewhere in the discussion thread. Oh yeah, here.
Leafy bashes the E-OTB in the head with a meteor.
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My inventory and project can be found here!
Searching for a compass: 15/15 Uncharged Relic found!: Sand-scuffed Compass wait! This was supposed to be a cutlass. Mb. Uncharged Relic found!: Saltstained Cutlass Nihilumbra 55/55 (+6 from the usual culprits) DONE!
Actions
A blob of darkness manifests itself on the field. Nihilumbra appeared! (Seriously, a blob of darkness is exactly what it is). It's vaguely shapes itself into a scarecrow-like figure, but has white features. It looks almost melancholy.
250'000/250'000 - Nihilumbra - [N] - Average Damage (normally)
Whenever Nihilumbra is attacked, it changes color, cycling through each colour in order (except Black). It starts Black. If it takes 6 or more instances of damage in a single turn it is fully healed instantly, then reverts to Black.
Colours: Black: Can't attack or be attacked. Changes colour to Red at the start of EoTB.
Red: Increased damage, burns targets hit. Orange: Deals damage to 3 targets instead of one. Yellow: Reflects the damage onto a random entity, then changes colour. Green: Heals from damage taken, damaged by healing effects (Changes color when damaged by a heal). Blue: Evasive, ignores negative status effects. Purple: Gives EVERY entity a random status effects (positive or negative) at the start of turn. Changes colour to Red when damaged.
Rainbow: 7 turn cooldown. Triggers all colours (Except Black) for two turns.
Cooldowns
Blizzard(TM)cooldown: 4/5
Ice Barrier cooldown: 4/4
Lich Slap cooldown: 4/4
Extended Life cooldown: 2/5
From the Grave cooldown: 1/4
Anarc___'_ Cook____ 3/3
Quake's Leuitenant Does this really need a cooldown? I'll give it a once per turn rule.
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Function Found
E̸̺̱̘̞̮̖͗ͩ͂̏̌ͩ̂͢R̷̷͖̥͓͕̳̫̦͍͂̅̽͐̈́̔̀̚̕R͕͓̹̬͍̻̺̼̘̗͑͂̆̓͌̒͗́̽ͩͬ͋̾͐̇̕ͅOͬ͆̔ͭͮͤ̾҉̩̻̜̗̩͖̣͓̻͈͇͕̼̹͕̭̰͟R̝͎͎̱̲̫̭̬̝̜̫̪̠͇̺͋ͬ́̏̍̓ͣ͛̽ͫ̅͢͠ͅ:̴̢̖͇͇̱̝̯̝̱̩͓͇̭̞̦̦͈̙̜̂̋ͬ̑ͯ̑͆̂͐̌ͦͫ̆ͩ̊͒́́ I̸̭̙͔̓ͯ̽̀̕ͅn͈̻͉̼̐̈͜s̨̮̜̳͎͖̥ͧ͆̂͗ͩ͑̀͝ͅű̲̜̍ͩ̊̀f̧̺̠̫̫͖͙̰ͭ͊͘f͇̺̣̩̦͇̖̦̣̊͐̉i̸͇̙̙͔͂͆̎͆́c͙̺̐ͧ̋͆̚͘͞i̶̜̤̭ͯͨͦ̇͑̚͠ė̷̖͎͔̮̱̞̈́̾̽̾ͤ̄͠ņ̡̘͈̒͑͌̀̈͋͞t̶̡ͣ̓͂ͬ̒͏͇̠̯ ̴̛͇̩͍̪̞̙ͮ͑̀̃ͬͬ͠T̨̳̀r̯̗̪̤̮̎̽ͩ͟ạ̸̥̫̭̲͔̤͉͂̊ͣ͑̐ͦ̀̄ͯc̫̘͇̠̙̭͒̿̽͌̈ͫ͛͡e̛̹͇̤̜͓̱̜̰̠̒͌ͫ̈́ ̟͔͉̖̬͇̿͌̾̒ͧ̒́͡D̡̧͔̳ͣ͒ͮą̨͕̼̲̒̈́̽̀̈͢ͅt̤͖͓̤̫̤͙̊͛ͬ̈́ͣ̊͛̌͞a͂̃̈ͫͤͤ҉̖͈̱̟͖̟̙͈
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Alright, so. There are certain powerful weapons from the past that I'm interested in obtaining. I think I'll start slow. I'm not revealing anything prematurely, mostly because I'm just totally winging it, haha.
The Broken Record(Obtained) AND Metatron's Melody(Obtained) OR Compass(Obtained) AND Broken Uranium's Umbrage(Obtained) = Broken Anachronism (Level 40) OBTAINED!!!! ...Wait, Fseftr's gone. So... I guess it falls to me to pick up the pieces.
Diamond Double Bladed Lightsaber && Obsidanite Sword && Purity Sword && Magic Cueball = Oblivion's Guardian (Level 40)
INVENTORY (And details on... a ladder.)
Ion Cannon [IIII]
Fenrir/MPGBC [IIIII]
Broken Anachronism [IIII]
Archangel's Blade [III]
I finish Ascension Stage 1 and Total Recall Act 1. Sweet, time to make some weapons. Shouldn't we be worried about "not being worthy" of the ladder? Pff, screw requisite power levels. Piono climbed two rungs while blind, I'm taking power levels with enough salt to kill a sea. Alright, but I'm not responsible if Crystal rules that we can't wield it. Fine by me.
I quickly pull out a Pocket Alchemiter, since I can't be bothered to figure out where the bigger one is, then punch in some codes for items. Once I'm finished inputting the ingredients, I shove the charges into the Pocket Alchemiter, creating Broken Anachronism and the Archangel's Blade.
You gain them! ...You know, I'll just say you can charge to alchemize items at a 1:1 ratio of charge/level if you have all the prerequisites. Work has already been done, etc.
Forging... Slot 1: NEW
Nightmare Cutlass (Lv. 7) && Dream Mist && Unstable Reality in a Bottle && Portable Dreampoint Stone && Nightmare Stone && Dreamy Spring Water && Dream Camera = Dream's Bane (Lv. ?, 2/?)
Now things start getting more interesting.
This blade has the ability to manipulate Dreams, Nightmares, and Reality. This blade has the power to set foes to sleep, but even sleeping foes are invulnerable to attack while dreaming, unless someone manages to get into their dream. Thankfully, the blade also comes with the power for the user to infiltrate dreams, and manipulate said dreams into becoming nightmares for the foe. The reality part comes into play when said dreams/nightmares could physically do damage to those stuck in its slumber. The camera allows onlookers to look into the dream. It disengages from the blade once in a dream, and returns to it whenever a dream is left.
However, the energies are limited, and one cannot simply lock their opponent in a dream and slowly murder them that way.
Slot 2: NEW
(Arkhalis o<O Enlargement) && Physics Breaker (Lv. 16) && Tome of Atom Rend && Tome of Majjyk Rend = Uncertain Truth (Lv. ?, 2/?)
This blade can - and will - tear through space, time, and other elements within reality with ease. And combine that with the fast pace it does that and you have a serious threat to literally very nearly everything it touches. (Except Godmodders. Of course.) It may as well rip the very fabric of everything within the Fourth Wall with little effort.
It basically defies all physics in the gashes it creates in the world, and in the blade itself. Otherwise, it provides no true control over the majjyks it is made from.
Slot 3: NEW
Bag of Infinite Bombs && (Sad Bombs && Mega Blast && Rubber Cement && Spoon Bender = You're ****ed bombs) && Fairy Bell = Bell of Hellish Anarchy (Lv. ?, 2/?)
Says it all, really.
Flying bomb carriers that drop bombs that fire massive blood lasers in every direction that home in. And they bounce, too. Yeah.
For those that don't know, Mega Blast is an item in Afterbirth obtained from beating Mega Satan with every character in the game. It's basically the massive laser Mega Satan fires.
This may just be a bit too ridiculous.
Slot 4: NEW
Item Combination Vessel && Infinite Bottle Stash || Brimstone && 20/20 && The Inner Eye && Mutant Spider && Number One && The Pact && Pentagram && Screw && Small Rock && SMB Super Fan! && Bloody Lust && gorilla of Babylon = Stash of Bloodburst Potions (Lv. ?, 2/?)
Just one wicked combination after another.
These one-use potions allow the user to fire 7 brimstone lasers from one's mouth. Seems standard, right? But there's twelve metric gorillatons of firepower behind each of these bad boys. Even more so when you get low on health, when twelve basically becomes 24 in the blink of an eye.
At the lowest HP possible for the user, it then becomes 48.
...
This is really starting to feel ridiculous now.
I think I've watched and played too much Isaac.
Summons...
Legendary Corruption (189/200) (So close... yet so far...) (+3 Cyan, Toast, Sirplop) Entities... (Nerf if to powerful. Buff if too weak.)
HP: 450,000
Airborne (It really doesn't matter anymore, does it?)
Unique Skills:
-Voidbomb: Drops a sphere containing pure void onto some poor fool's head, dishing out heavy damage to that foe, and medium damage to surrounding foes. 5-round charge. Starts fully charged.
-Bombing Run: Drops normal bombs on an opponent and surrounding opponents. Deals medium-high damage. 3-round charge. Starts fully charged.
-Death Ray: Will fire a death ray at an unlucky individual. Deals insane damage. 10-round charge.
-Stupid amount of guns: Always hits the target with basic attacks. If the target would have dodged, deal 50% damage.
-Group Decimation: All attacks always deals 2x damage to groups.
-Incineration: 50% chance to burn target.
-Kamikaze: Will run into the thing that destroyed it, exploding in its face and unleashing the void contained within its balloon. If said thing is an invulnerable character, then randomly select an enemy target.
Action taken.
Actions...
Gevul Omaar: (28/101) Oho boy... be thankful that this is a low-priority thing. (I ain't accepting any charges for this one. No ifs, ands, or buts.)
Blade power Rejuvination (10/10, 2/10, 0/10) Will re-enact my 3 legendary blades' special abilities, one by one.
Energies visibly swirl around Leinro Fiit. Its rebalancing energies are no longer RP only! Also, one charge was added to the thing.
The ability itself has also been re-worked.
I wake up for a moment, as I felt that something was making my little nap uncomfortable.
The note Mardek slipped me about an exchange he was making with me; a draconic axe and a Grimdark/energy gauntlet for my Potential eyepatch and Time Pocketwatch.
... Well, I literally have tons of other time-based alchemies, so losing one shouldn't be a big deal. And I literally have no more use for that eyepatch, so...
...
I hit the enchanted "Accept" button. Certainly I could find more use for my given items than those two anyway.
I assume this ends up being effective immediately after I pressed "Accept".
ITEMS GET:
Abbadon's Wrath (Lv. 25)
Imagine Dragon (Lv. 10)
ITEMS LOST:
Unrestricted Access (Lv. 10)
Denito Surrexit (Lv. 10)
(Though are you absolutely sure? Exchanging a level 25 and a 10 for 2 10s seems a bit odd to be honest, but I'm still willing to part with these two alchemies.)
Soon after, I quickly return to sleep.
...
Welp. Bane was noticed pretty soon after, surprisingly.
But he prevented himself from panicking until he calmed down. He didn't know how in the seven hells he was caught with such ease, but one thing's for certain, he wasn't hiding anywhere now.
So instead, Bane lets out a settling howl, and moves toward Roxxanne, unshyly. Like all wolves, he prefers to walk and run on all-fours. Difficult as to why Roxxanne didn't mistake him for a normal wolf, but let's not question it. While he was good at hiding, it wasn't all that interesting to him. You know why.
As Bane was nearing Roxxanne (or if Roxxanne told him he was close enough), he sits down like a normal dog or wolf would. And tries to start a conversation.
...So you've managed to pick me out from being a normal wolf. I gotta admit, I'm impressed.
You're likely wondering why I was... erm... 'stalking' you, I assume?
Well, I just so happened to tune in on one of your little conversations with your eldest sister. Mentioning my 'buddy' DarkSide and all.
Don't get any ideas about my ideas; I know you give zero gorillas about that... I don't even know what to call him. He also doesn't care much for you either... harsh, lass, harsh.
Honestly, I don't really like him either. I think he has what they call- bah, I don't care about names. Just his mood and ideals and whatever shift semi-frequently. One moment he becomes pompous, the next he becomes salty. Seems to happen most quickly while fighting. You get the picture.
But that's beside the point.
I also overheard the bit which sounded an awful lot like the beginning of a stereotype.
Don't try to hide it. I know of that too.
The thing about that was you've really only met one Darkone... well, now you've met two.
Not all Darkone are like that unstable imbecile. Thankfully.
Name's ShadowBane, by the way. Bane for short. Yeah, my parents were god-awful at naming their kid.
Anyway, back to the point...
I was a little worried you or your siblings would attack a Darkone on sight, so I attempted to stay OUT of sight while keeping tabs on what was happening, and bail whenever something threatening was about to happen.
I'm relieved that you were willing to listen.
...
Oh, who am I kidding? Might as well tell you that I'm also a hardened killer. Unlike that overly-idunnowhattocallit pansy, I kill for the funzies, as opposed to reacting out of not knowing what the heck to do.
I can't wait to overthrow that idiot from the position of "General" for good.
I WOULD hunt him down, but apparently he's in some sort of voidcity library or something. Can't lay a claw on anyone in there without being punted out.
...
Well, I'll see you in hunting season, then.
Until then, I think there's yet another package marked for you on Alchemiter Hill. Seems like it was there for a while now.
Bye, Roxxanne!
Bane begins to walk off, but is quickly changed into small, extremely thin black squares that seemed to rotate along their vertical centerlines. Odd, but then they shot toward the sky with exceptional speed directly into a portal of sorts.
Like it or not, he was gone. Though one had to wonder, why did he not just run directly into Roxxanne to try and brutally murder her, or even showed a hint of wanting to harm her, despite clearly stating he killed for the lulz? He seemed a bit... off. Though, a wise thing to do was to check out Alchemiter Hill for that package.
The package was very long, yet moderately wide and same amount tall. A familiar vibe emanates from the parcel; too familiar, and oddly enough, repulsively dark. And it looked like it could have at least 3 blades in it. ...Wait, 3 blades, emitting an oddly familiar, repulsively dark feeling? It's hard to not admit, there is likely some PRETTY SICK L00T in that package!
Roxxanne opens the package...
...and was likely in quite the shock when she saw Ved Vozahnil (Black Nothingness) right on top!
Two more blades and an orb were underneath. And after looking, it can be confirmed that the other objects are Leinro Fiit (Universe's Bite/Equilibrium), Suldaan (Doomsday), and the Orb of Merging! That's quite the haul!
...But, these were the weapons of the one you care very little about; DarkSide. And not a single person owned them, besides their original creator.
And after checking them, they are indeed base copies. But they are still very powerful weapons despite being base form. And you have the Orb of Merging, so combining alchemies for use with the blades outside the Arena is fully doable.
On the bottom of the package, there was a note from the guy himself, DarkSide; "I heard you like loot.
So have these blades.
Feel awful about our most
recent arena battle.
This is my way of saying
'I'm sorry', but honestly, no
words can describe how awful
I feel about this whole mess.
Anyway, you now hold one
of the only two permanent -
yes, PERMANENT - copies
of my weapons and the orb
that I know of.
I've also installed the axe
weapon option on each, since you
like them more than swords.
Is this overcompensation?
Maybe. But I still feel awful
about the whole thing...
-Sincerely, DarkSide
...It ends there. Hm... Darkone sure love their walls of text, don't they? Well, now it's known that they aren't fake and won't blow up or anything. Anyway, now Roxxanne can enjoy some brand new loot.
((Sidenote; as I unlock the passives for my blades, yours will also become active. So, as of now, you have Leinro Fiit's Rebalance unlocked. Also considering re-working the Orb of Merging mechanic, making it an alchemiter upgrade for all to use at a charge cost instead of a held item only certain people have.))
...
Meanwhile, Bane reappears behind the EOTB, jumps on its back, and claws at it with his... well... claws, and bites at it with its teeth, ripping chinks of flesh off of it. The bloodlust continues.
Spoils & Other Chargeables...
Lance of Creation (III); casts Genesis.
Genesis: Deals massive holy damage to 3 entities, heals allied entities. (greatly increased damage against groups. Groups only count as 1 entity.)
"The user raises the Lance of Creation, causing a massive white cross silhouette with wings to appear. It flies above the 3 targeted entities and obliterates the area around them, as well as the entities themselves. It then heals an allied entity."
Suldaan-Doom's Meteor(s): {III}
Sends meteors down into a foe, or multiple foes. Deals greater damage against lone foes. Damage distributed on how many foes were hit.
Disabled for now due to issues.
Leinro Fiit-Rebalance: ^III^
Buffs the attack, defense, and turn order of an ally, or debuffs those stats for enemies, for 3 turns. You get 5 points, able to be applied to up to 5 targets. Multiple points can be applied to the same target for greater effect. Each point increases stat adjustments by 5% each.
"The blade form of the weapon is raised. Five unstable, purple-pink beams emerge from the tip of the blade, flying in strange patterns as they travel to the target entity/(ies). As they land on their mark, the enemies affected feel badly weakened, while allies hit felt far stronger."
My 3 main weapons (Leinro Fiit, Ved Vozahnil, Suldaan)-Fear The Darkness: /IIIII/
Deals high damage to a single entity, and inflict Deteriorate on them for 2 turns.
Deteriorate: Decreases attack, and deals damage over time to current and max HP.
Disabled for now due to issues.
More coming soon.
Support:
GoldenReady (+1)
Toast (+1)
Sirplop (+1)
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The MR alchemy upgrade, my Inventory, and my Project can now be found HERE, at the bottom of the post. The project is still a WIP.
Badass Triangle Shades-Wearing Cyborg MLG Honey Badger: 61/200
Tetrahellatus: 29/450
Alchemy:
Beam Spam && More Dakka && Missile Spam && Grenade Spam: The Obliterator: (20/25)
I proceed to call down an artillery strike on the EOTB...and said artillery strike involves using nuke shells, shells that play "Baby" upon hitting, and Dubstep shells. The shells also unleash a bunch of insufferable squeakers on the EOTB.
Then, I use a Portal Gun that has been modified so it can work ANYWHERE (Including dimensions in which reality has...taken a long vacation) and I use it to ruin Opportunity by stealing the only untrolled god (Who is a god of war, hatred, and a bunch other nasty things. Not in THAT meaning. THAT meaning of "Nasty" corresponds to the one I stole the NSFW projector from) I've got left's HUGE collection of blood and skulls (Althrough I'll give him that I envy his skull throne. The most I got to was a skeleton chair which wants to be waken up inside...whatever that means).
250'000/250'000 - Nihilumbra - [N] - Average Damage (normally)
Whenever Nihilumbra is attacked, it changes color, cycling through each colour in order (except Black). It starts Black. If it takes 6 or more instances of damage in a single turn it is fully healed instantly, then reverts to Black.
Colours: Black: Can't attack or be attacked. Changes colour to Red at the start of EoTB.
Red: Increased damage, burns targets hit. Orange: Deals damage to 3 targets instead of one. Yellow: Reflects the damage onto a random entity, then changes colour. Green: Heals from damage taken, damaged by healing effects (Changes color when damaged by a heal). Blue: Evasive, ignores negative status effects. Purple: Gives EVERY entity a random status effects (positive or negative) at the start of turn. Changes colour to Red when damaged.
Rainbow: 7 turn cooldown. Triggers all colours (Except Black) for two turns.
Az fires blasts of Oblivion at the Transistor using End Time (25).
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N̸̮̬͚̞̰͕̗͒ͩ̒̓̂́͑̀͢o̸̵̙̗̙̘̥̫̗̦͗͊͐ͫ͊͋̾͋̇̌̕Ḑ̨͊́ͯ̾ͬ̎̌ͭͥ̓̎ͤ̆͝͏̹͙̳͔͖̱͍̜̭̖̦̖͈͕̤̝̠̭͈â̢ͧͣ̂͝͠͏̖̗̗̦̦̘̣̳̖̳̲̠̙̥̙̲͘t̡̩͈͇̲̣̫̳̯̝̋ͥ̊̑͆͛͐͂ͣ͒ͬ̀͡a̸̴͇͇̬̤̼̜̮̭̟̠͓̩̖͓̙ͣ̾ͨ͐̓͊̆̇̔͌̐͊̽ͯ -T̵̨̒ͥ̈ͮ̽ͦ͐͆̀͢͏̥̠̬̦̘̙̗͔͎͓̩͓͕̖͖ͅŗ̡̼͇̘̗͚̤̜̳̹͓̜̟̝͖̓̈́͂ͥ̅ͥ͑ͨ̄͗͌́̔̚͘͜͠a̶̘̞̭͕̰̖͕̖̦̩̘̱͇̥̫̾̅ͬ͛̌̑͗͂ͯ́͂́ͩͯ̎ͪ̚̚c̛͚̱͖̝̼̝̲̬̲̰̥̣͇͉̝̪̈́͗́ͪͧ͒̓͒̒̏̊́͌̅̂̿͢͜e̒̅̓ͧͣ͊ͦ̇҉̷̤͔̬̻͍̜̫̯̖̯̟͠ articulateWatcher
No Subejct Found
Nͦ҉̸̹̼̩̞͕̲͞ͅo̬͉͔͎̍͗͊̓͊̃͌͟D̳̙̪̘͖̽̋͊ͮą̞͉͇͗̅͌́̉ͦ̂͟t̴̜̗̎ͣạ̝̝͈̜̻͌̽ ̛͍̼͂̈́́-̶̧̧̥̻͔̞̃͂̍̌ͅ ̨̱̞͎̤̞͈̹̱̄ͩ̎ͧ̌̊͗̕͜T̷̻̠̱̞̤̤̞̻ͭ̉ȓ̢ͫͭͣͤ̃ͣ̒̂͝ace: starlitHammer
Function Found
E̸̺̱̘̞̮̖͗ͩ͂̏̌ͩ̂͢R̷̷͖̥͓͕̳̫̦͍͂̅̽͐̈́̔̀̚̕R͕͓̹̬͍̻̺̼̘̗͑͂̆̓͌̒͗́̽ͩͬ͋̾͐̇̕ͅOͬ͆̔ͭͮͤ̾҉̩̻̜̗̩͖̣͓̻͈͇͕̼̹͕̭̰͟R̝͎͎̱̲̫̭̬̝̜̫̪̠͇̺͋ͬ́̏̍̓ͣ͛̽ͫ̅͢͠ͅ:̴̢̖͇͇̱̝̯̝̱̩͓͇̭̞̦̦͈̙̜̂̋ͬ̑ͯ̑͆̂͐̌ͦͫ̆ͩ̊͒́́ I̸̭̙͔̓ͯ̽̀̕ͅn͈̻͉̼̐̈͜s̨̮̜̳͎͖̥ͧ͆̂͗ͩ͑̀͝ͅű̲̜̍ͩ̊̀f̧̺̠̫̫͖͙̰ͭ͊͘f͇̺̣̩̦͇̖̦̣̊͐̉i̸͇̙̙͔͂͆̎͆́c͙̺̐ͧ̋͆̚͘͞i̶̜̤̭ͯͨͦ̇͑̚͠ė̷̖͎͔̮̱̞̈́̾̽̾ͤ̄͠ņ̡̘͈̒͑͌̀̈͋͞t̶̡ͣ̓͂ͬ̒͏͇̠̯ ̴̛͇̩͍̪̞̙ͮ͑̀̃ͬͬ͠T̨̳̀r̯̗̪̤̮̎̽ͩ͟ạ̸̥̫̭̲͔̤͉͂̊ͣ͑̐ͦ̀̄ͯc̫̘͇̠̙̭͒̿̽͌̈ͫ͛͡e̛̹͇̤̜͓̱̜̰̠̒͌ͫ̈́ ̟͔͉̖̬͇̿͌̾̒ͧ̒́͡D̡̧͔̳ͣ͒ͮą̨͕̼̲̒̈́̽̀̈͢ͅt̤͖͓̤̫̤͙̊͛ͬ̈́ͣ̊͛̌͞a͂̃̈ͫͤͤ҉̖͈̱̟͖̟̙͈
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Airbender's Aviators: A pair of goggles that feel light and airy. Wind swirls around them, and they have roughly the same power over air as Superosque.
I realize this exists and continue charging.
(1/5 and 21/50)
+2 to Cyagonist, +1 to GoldenReady.
Also, I activate the Pineapple Device, targeting the EOTB!
The Godmodder prepares to act all badass and catch your bullet, but then a portal randomly opens up and catches the bullet instead! Who knows where that thing's gone now...
Also, there are only two posts per turn! I'm responding to this because you presumably didn't know, but any additional posts after this turn will not be counted!
I/We are sending out the TPP Streamer 114/200 +1 from Cyan
Making Painis Cupcake 68/85
Establishing Project Storm II 8/300 (On Delay)
AK-47 && Flare Gun && Empowered Blue Gem && Project Storm Camo Paint II Rocket Launcher = Storm Firey Bullet Blaster 23/26 (This is the first weapon in the Storm line also the Storm line is weaker than the Supernova line) Will be used by my Blue Persona
Thunder Crystal && Shadow Gem && MOAR Rune Samples && Light Gem && Damage Buffer && Defense Buffer && PURE MLG ESSENCE && Evasiveness Crystal && Plus Crystal II Undercharged Runepaw's Gauntlet = Fully-charged Runepaw's Gauntlet 19/26 (Level 25+ due to the Plus Crystal, Holds loads of Runes and will create many New Runes) Will be used by my Blue Persona
Dragon Shotgun && Napalm Cannon && Uzi Gun && Plasma Ball && Flamethrower && Android Tablet && Power Gem = BSU Blaster 3/26 (Can Burn Stuff Up with this Badass Flameblaster) Will be used by my Red Persona
Current Saga:Lets Get Dangerous Once Again Part 2: CoR Loves You! Current Arc: Isn't This Such a Utopia?!
Attack/Action: Shared by 3 Personas
Persona's Actions:
Blue uses the Sword of Git Gud again then he fires the ripple at the random Winner marked Enemies
Red repairs the random AG ally
Green uses the SDWI Glasses at the EOTB
+1 to Redstone, +1 to Fare, +1 to Cyan
Support me if you want.
Alchemies:
Inventory: Shared by 3 Personas
Blue's Inventory:
Sword of Git Gud (Known as SoGG) [Level 25] Charge: THE MINI RECKONINGIIIIIII (6/7) (You must use the Weapon 7 times to activate this charge)
Undercharged Runepaw's Gauntlet [Level 10] Current Runes: 5/5 Ice, Heal, Fire, Heal, Damage
Fire: Deals medium damage (Very High when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used, low chance of burning.
Heal: Heals the ally (Much much more if fully charged and upgraded) when used.
Damage: Deals high damage (Heavy when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used.
Ice: Deals low damage (High when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used, low chance of freezing.
There will be more Runes when if i upgrade this gauntlet.
-=Charges Ţ͡h̶̨e̡͜ ̵Eņ͢͝d̛͢le͜͞҉s͟s̶͏ ͠͏O͘҉͜ne͏ (162/300) +1 from Darkside, +2 from Toast, +1 from Comp
Endless Pathrazer (12/15) +1 from Comp
-=Summons
None.
-=Actions
THE FURIOUS BOOPING CONTINUES.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
-=Alchemies Immortal Soul of the Dying Sun && Core Eva && Core Oran && Core Titan == Dawn (Lvl. 30 - 15/31) +1 from Comp
Moss Pile && Cheez-it Box && Some Old Boots == Unholy Conglomeration (Lvl. 25 - 26/26) +1 from Comp -- COMPLETED
Artificial Guardian Reconstruction (4/8)
-- Artificial Guardian
When the Artificial Guardian dies, it becomes an unaidable 6 charge alchemy to be made into an entity again. Minimum of 2 turns out of the battlefield before reentry. Immune to mind control, cannot be controlled by anyone but me, and permanently N. "I created him for a purpose; He will fight for me alone." ++Equipment Upgrade - Increases health to 95000, multiplies attack by x1.5, and increases the return time to 8.
-- Dust Elemental
Whenever the Dust Elemental attacks, a random entity on the side it is attacking loses its attack this turn. (Godmodder Included.)
-- Inverse Attendant
All damage dealt to Inverse Attendant is instead converted to HP capable of overhealing. All HP gained that is not gained through damage causes Inverse Attendant to take damage instead.
Lifesend: Target entity gains X HP and Inverse Attendant loses X HP, where X can be any number that has been overhealed. Cooldown 3. When summoned, this ability does not need to cooldown. "All was different there - not one thing the same."
Keeping these around in case of resurrection... Heheh...
-- Aetherderon, God of the Worlds Polyp Swarm: Causes polyps to leap off of Aetherderon and attack 3 target entities. If they fail to attack their target, they will find a new one. Great Call: Deals large amounts of damage to target entity. Starstrike: Calls a star down from the sky to annihilate a target entity and anything that happens to be around it. Stare of Immortality: Causes the afflicted entity's next attack to fail. Dead yet Dreaming: Aetherderon will 'kill' himself, and return in 4 rounds at half his max health and free of effects (positive and negative). Spoil of War is not dropped. (Cools while he's alive)
Spoil of War - The Great Horn: Can be used to summon a spectral stampede of... things to attack a specific target, damaging it and anything that happens to be close to it! (IE things that just attacked it up close, related entities, etc.) Cooldown of 5.
-- Szalinthia, Bringer of Light Break Rank -- Deals small amounts of damage to all entities on selected side. All entities damaged this way have less attack damage for the remainder of the turn. Cooldown: 4 Rising Sun -- Deals large amounts of damage to all entities on selected side. All AG entities have more attack damage for the remainder of the turn. Cooldown: 4 Bring to Light -- Creates 5 Demonic Legionnaires. (All begin protecting Szalinthia) Cooldown: 3 Fight for a Cause (Passive) -- Whenever an entity on the AG side dies, Szalinthia and all Demonic Legionnaires gain more attack power.
-- Demonic Legionnaires
At the beginning of every turn, create 3 more Demonic Legionnaires if there are at least 5 remaining.
Do less damage then average
-- Titanic Crusher
Titanic Crusher restores 5000 health at the start of every round unless at full health.
-- Incubation Beast
At the beginning of the EOTB, create a Sludge Crawler for every PG entity type on the field. (AKA group entities still only count as 1 type) -- Oracle of Dust
When Oracle of Dust is attacked, it deals half as much total damage as it took to each entity that attacked it.
Lvl. 25 - Everfree; Staff that spatially manipulates anything I really want. Prevents time from being altered around it.
Lvl. 25 - Blackguard; Elemental attacks do no damage - Is also a quantum shield.
Lvl. 10 - Edge of the Shifting World; Doesn't function like a normal sword, cuts space-time instead of flesh.
Lvl. 05 - Dungeon Rock; Totally epic heavy metal guitar that really does nothing but be awesome!
Lvl. 17 - The Fallen; Plasma pistol given to all AGs and Ns, curtesy of me.
Lvl. 25 - Unlimatum; Ultimatum's big brother.
Lvl. 05 - Whispering Shroud; Totally awesome coat that mimics the ocean! Hard rain and everything!
Lvl. 25 - Eternity's Tremor; Godly spatial hammer of epic epicness.
Lvl. 10 - Genesis; Everfree's younger brother. Much younger. Like, 70+ pages younger.
Lvl. 10 - Terra Firma; Piono's earth hammer.
Lvl. 10 - Warden; a worse Blackguard.
Lvl. 06 - Bag of Holding; Self explanatory.
Lvl. 10 - Darkstone Scryer; "A compass with a needle that almost never ceases to move, made of blackened and warped voidmetal. The map used in its creation has given it the power over knowledge to chart a path through even the most treacherous of places, or even the Void itself, and merely possessing the compass gives the holder both protection against the dangers of the Void and the knowledge of how to travel in it. It can tap into eldritch and void power if the holder has need of self-defense on his wanderings."
Lvl. 15 - Aftershock; A pair of swanky earthen knucklebusters from Toast! Dare ye challenge me to fisticuffs?
Lvl. 14 - Bag of Possibilities; A bag that I can pull something out of! What that something will be every time I reach in, I will never know.
Lvl. 25 - Dust; "A simple-looking, understated, aged weapon, with a chipped blade that seems to constantly shed fine particles of itself."
Lvl. 05 - Dunestrider's Sunback; "A coat that holds the power of decay and water. Constantly sheds a fine dust, and keeps the wearer hydrated at all times."
Lvl. 25 - Unending Swarm; "A compass whose needle constantly spins, crafted of warped, blackened voidmetal and outer land wood. The needle itself seems to be a moving hole into a void darker than the Void itself, a void that is paradoxically full of endless possibility. Upon use, it taps into eldritch power and infinite possibility and summons a vast swarm of things - the only word that can really do justice to its creations. It also has power over the void, travel, and knowledge, carried over from the Darkstone Scryer."
Lvl. 25 - Core Eva; A disk symbolizing the thin line between creation and destruction.
Lvl. 25 - Core Titan; A fine blade (and only a blade), representing the rise of great empires and legions, and the collapse of the world.
Lvl. 25 - Core Oran; A pommel depicting an ongoing battle between invading forces and a defending legion, neither side ever tiring.
Lvl. 25 - Anternoth; A gauntlet with some really shnifty abilities, like control of all things dark!
Other stuff I can't remember because it was 100+ pages ago.
Lvl. 1 Soul of Intellect
Lvl. 1 Soul of Flight
Lvl. 1 Soul of Clarity
Lvl. 1 Soul of Light
Lvl. 3 Lucid Soul of the Creator Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Storm
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of Instability
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Angel
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Lich Lvl. 5 Immortal Soul of Swordsmanship
Lvl. 5 Immortal Soul of the Dying Sun
@DarkSide : well, thanks for the weapons! I do think they are a bit going overboard, so I considered it a form of gift and bumped you up on the bid leaderboard.
ARENA CHALLENGES: I am ALWAYS looking out for new people to dish out the pain to. As such, I'm demanding Arena Challenges. I'll take 3 at a time on-cue. (Alternatively, I dish them out, which is rare).
There are two/three kinds of opponents you can pick. The first is versus my standard characters. Fredbear is kind of wounded right now, so he can't accept challengers and he'll be using a VASTLY different fighting style. As for the other two, There's a slight difference between each; Roxxanne will use all the Level 50 alchemies bar the Lord Michael's Hat, Akron's Core and the Crystalized Ki, while Zetta will use the Lord Michael's Hat, the Coral Riff Guitar and the Medusa's Head. This is of standard difficulty. Rules and prizes will be discussed. Any special arena events will override challenges, so take note. This can occur in Free-For-Alls, Duels or Tag-Team matches, though I do NOT count them as separate characters for tag-team, so please if in the case of a Tag-Team, let me have an actual player on my side, m'kay?
The second are event battles, which are explicitly designed to destroy you. Deliberately unfair. Their equipment is varied on the character, and you'll get their full loadouts prior to a match with either.
ALCHEMIES:
Simple charge trading up for grabs. I'll +1 anyone who's willing to give me +1 on a consistent trade basis.
Time is NOT on my side here so, Zetta just generically whacks Transistor with a stick. A Stick technically named 'The Hero's Blade.' Which really isn't a stick at all and is actually a sword but NO TIME FOR THAT. I'll respond to Roxxanne getting three swords later.
NOTICE: Entity HP is getting (re)balanced soon to fall in line with player damage. Don't worry, it's most definitely a buff. Tentative ranges for 50-post entities are anywhere from 300,000 to 500,000, but seeing as you all tore through the EOTB like that, I'm thinking PG entities need a bit more HP than AG ones. Stay tuned.
+2 to all charges for delays, plus another +1 to all charges for another delay.
Entity charges increment, Reinforcements increase, and the Inverse Attendant loses 5,000 Overheal HP! The Transistor gains its next passive, Tap()! I realize I forgot two of the Armored Void Blimp's charged attacks, and reinstate them with extra charge as compensation!
The Transistor uses Spark(), damaging the EOTB, FIX Loaders, and Death Metal for 25,000 damage each! All the FIX Loaders die! The EOTB and Death Metal become Crashed, and the Transistor heals for 10,000 HP! Another BadCell is spawned! The Fetch attacks the Armored Void Blimp for 10,000 damage and Crash!
The Void Blimp fires on the EOTB, dealing 48,000 Crashed damage and burning them! Guess they're really crashing and burning, heh heh. The Dust Elemental attacks the GUN Loaders, killing one and stunning the JET Loader! The Inverse Attendant uses Lifesend, healing the Dust Elemental for 20,000 HP but losing 20,000 HP itself! Death Metal attacks the EOTB for 24,000 Crashed damage! Nihilumbra deals 36,000 Crashed damage to the EOTB and burning it a second time, aggravating the burn! Ouch.
The EOTB charge at the Fetch, BadCells, and the Void Blimp, killing the Fetch and BadCells and dealing 36,000 Crashed damage to the Void Blimp! The Transistor takes 60,000 recoil damage from the death of its BadCells, and the BadCells' explosions deal 5,000 damage to and Crash Nihilumbra (moving it to Orange) and one of the ION Loaders!
Opportunity's Reinforcements increase by the amount of damage its entities have taken this turn, multiplied by the entity's Modifier! I add an extra 20k for missing this, meaning the total is 145,000 Reinforcements! Ye gods!
The LWT Loader flees! It drops a red gauntlet that seems to be modeled after the claw of a dragon, with a green jewel on the back of its hand. Either Roxxanne or Zetta picks it up. Boosted Gear Replica obtained! This gauntlet feels like a shadow of its original, but, considering its original was purported to have the power to kill gods, perhaps it's better like this. The original Boosted Gear held the power to double its user's power without limit and let them transfer that power to others. This one is understandably more limited, but still retains enough power for one double, and still lets its wielder transfer. Level 20, as doubling one's power once is still pretty powerful.
1 ION Loader engages their Shield! 2 PWR Loaders bodyguard the Hyperion Sniper! The other 2 Bodyguard the Badass Loader! Being auto-bodyguarding, they also attack the Transistor for a total of 2,000 damage! The 2 BUL Loaders both charge the Transistor, doing improved damage to the tune of 1,500! The JET Loader is stunned, but the WAR Loaders slip into the shield of the other ION Loader! The Repair Surveyor heals the JET Loader for 500! The Hyperion Sniper takes aim! Finally, every entity not mentioned already fires on the Transistor for a total of 2,300 damage! This totals, after all the attacks, 5,800 damage to the Transistor! Not much. The Godmodder makes up for that by dealing an impressive 100,000 damage to the Transistor, before healing the EOTB by 100,000 and +6'ing GoldenReady!
Transistor [AG BOSS] HP: 107,533/333,333. Current Passive(): Tap(). Kill(): 4/8 35% dodge chance for two turns!
Dust Elemental [N] HP: 75,000/85,000. Stuns a random entity on the side it attacks!
Armored Void Blimp [N] HP: 440,000/450,000. Bombing Run 3/3. Void Bomb: 2/5. Death Ray 4/10. Crashed II
Inverse Attendant [N] HP: 150,000/150,000 Permanently Inversed. Lifesend: 0/3 Meatshielding the Dust Elemental!
Death Metal [N] HP: 50,000/100,000. Crashed II
Nihilumbra [N] HP: 245,000/250,000. Current color: Orange. Rainbow: 1/7. Crashed: II
EOTB [PG] HP: 197,000/500,000. Mark of Telkatis: active. If removed, they become much harder to hit, but also do much less damage. Walnut's Curse: 1/5 Crashed II Burned(x2.) II
City of Opportunity [PG]: Invulnerable except through Quests. QUESTS: 0/5. Reinforcements: 165,000 (+10,000 per turn, increases in proportion to HP damage against Opportunity's summons). Hyperion Troops cannot attack except in Retaliation (or if Quest objectives demand it). Repossession: (2/25)
GUN Loaders [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000 (x1.)
JET Loader [PG] HP: 5,500/20,000 (x1.)[WINNER] Stunned.
Hyperion Sniper [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000 (x1.)[WINNER] 50% crit chance.
WAR Loaders [PG] HP: 25,000/25,000 (x2.)[WINNER] Shielded by the ION Loader!
Badass Loader [PG] HP: 40,000/40,000 (x1.)[WINNER]
ION Loaders [PG] HP: 15,000/15,000 (x1.) 10,000/15,000 (x1.) Crashed: II One is Shielding!
PWR Loaders [PG] HP: 15,000/15,000 (x4.) 2 bodyguarding the Hyperion Sniper, the other two are bodyguarding the Badass Loader!
BUL Loaders [PG] HP: 15,000/15,000 (x2.)
Repair Surveyor [PG] HP: 1,000/1,000 (x1.) 40% dodge chance!
AG (joining battle if it starts!)
while i am mining, i found a chlorophyte ores and mined it, then i smelted them into bars, and used them for crafting chlorophyte saber.
Lvl.15 Chlorophyte saber
Lvl. 15 Sniper Rifle (yes, this is my starter weapon)
Current Saga: Think Outside the Basement (Post-Terrapause/Post-Crypt)
Current Arc: The Source of All Memes (The City of Opportunity)
Lightform: /|||\ Jormungandr: <|||||> The Queener: _|||||_ The Infinity Edge: {||||}
+1 to Redstonetam
+1 to Darkside
+1 to Pricey
Isaac [AG BOSS]: 79/150 (+1 Pricey, +3 Teag, +3 Crystal) Chorus Mortis [EOTW]: 31/40 (+3 Crystal)
(Broken Fire Gauntlet && Concentrated Light Magic && Pieces of the Creator's vehicle's armor = Creator's Gauntlet) && (Brimstone && Soul of Light && Piece of paper with the Japanese symbol for light = Holy Brimstone) && Human Weeaboo Soul = My Innermost Apocalypse (Level 25) (26/26) (Done!)
SMITE THY FOE! The requests for Holy Brimstone on the BoI subreddit were too ing high. So I made this. Holds insane power over light, high power over creation, ridiculous power over determination, and over 9000 power over the forces of anime. Well, it's made with a HUMAN weeaboo soul. It can also fire lasers which alternate from yellow and blue. Also this turns almost anyone who wields this into a weeaboo.
(Razer Blade 2015 && Copy of Undertale = Razor Blade 201X) && Red Ring of Death && (Mountain Dew && ([BLACK] Strongbox && [RED] RIA 20 Striker = [RED] Strongbox) && Laptop Liquid Cooling System && The King of Town's Denture Tablets = [RED] Pulsating Mountain Dew Laptop Coolant System) = Razer Blade 201X Red Sun (Level 17) (18/18) (Done!) This red laptop pulsates with slightly higher power over Red Sun energies than the Red Ring of Death. It also possesses great power over creation and light power over reality. It also has a complete compendium of sbemails, sbemail in-jokes, and sbemail easter eggs. I don't know why either.
((Cell Phone || Magic Mirror = Technological Mirror) && (Portable Enchantment Table && Dimensional Scissors || Sennheiser speakers = Warpset) = Warpspeaker Mirror) && (The 9-Volt (BoI pet) && Liquid Game Grumps = Game Grumps Absorber Battery) && ((Echo Flower Petals && Essence of JonTron = ECHo Flower Petals) || Advanced Technological Mirror software = ECH-OS) && Potent Smoke Majjyks = Echo Mirror (Level 25) (9/26) This is it. The item that will finally release that saccharine side of me. This also has intense illusion majjyks paired with just-as-intense smoke majjyks.
((Chlorophyte Warhammer && Chlorophyte Jackhammer && Shroomite Ingot && Every Pyro melee weapon = Chlorophyte Automatic Warhammer) && ((Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker && Pwnhammer = Horseman's Breaker) && (Haunted Scrap Metal && Disempowerment Ritual && Essence of Memes = Illuminated Scrap Metal) = John Cena's Junk Crusher (Level 15) (9/16)
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! Yeah, I've wanted to do this for a looooooong time.
(Ankh Shield && Paladin's Shield && Shield of Cthulhu || Infinite Bag of Algiz Runes && Gnawed Leaf && The Polaroid && (Holy Mantle && Denito Surrexit = Eternal Holy Mantle) && The Wafer && Cancer && The Soul && Book of Shadows = Shield of Infinity) && (The Vile Shield || Thorns 127 Enchantment Book && Thorns Potion && Turtle Armor && Infinite Bag of Halved Black Hearts && The Negative && The Necronomicon = Shield of Retaliation) && (Glitchplate Shield || Missingno && D4 && D6 && D7 && D8 && D10 && D12 && D20 && D100 && Dead Sea Scrolls && Undefined && Blank Rune && Experimental Treatment = Shield of Mystery) && (Living Wood Shield || Yum Heart && The Body && Breakfast && Infinite Bag of Eternal Hearts && Ankh && Broken Ankh && Lazarus' Rags && Judas' Shadow && 9 Lives && 1up = Shield of Life) && (Lamborghini Shield || The Mind && Book of Secrets && Blue Map && The Compass && Treasure Map && Essence of Tai Lopez && Infinite Bag of Ansuz Runes && (The World && Blank Card = Curse of The World) = Shield of Knowledge) = Shield of the Terrarian (Level 25) (1/26)
THE ultimate Binding of Isaac-based Shield.
Shoulderpads ++ Determination = Pauldrons of the Barrage (Level 10) (1/11)
Description unavailable. Crystal, explain plox.
~~Spirit Reviser~~
None so far.
~~Regular Alchemies~~
None so far.
~~Elemental Infuser~~
None so far.
--Assault Team (DEAD)
Yeah, at least the Assault Team got their ultimate abilities out.
--Transistor (SUMMONED!)
It's somewhere in the discussion thread. Oh yeah, here.
The Transistor uses Crash() on the JET (fuel) Loader, the Badass Loader and the EOTB, augmented with Tap(), because it really needs that HP.
Mardek's watch beeps at the same time the alchemy he'd been waiting for has been completed. The aforementioned alchemy starts flying off on its own into the Zillyvoid, into the Source.
Mardek looks up, already in the Ratchet Realm, trying to pulse off the cancer emanating from it. The alchemy is here, and as soon he equips it, he gains wings, and consequently, the ability to fly outta here.
He says goodbye to Filthy Frank, then Frank gave Mardek a teleportation device which leads to Realm 69's Weeaboo Bunker.
He flies up into the Zillyvoid, only to be teleported back into the Battlefield by Hyperion. Specifically, the City of Opportunity. One minute of wearing that thing and he's already feeling the anime taking over him.
He slashes the Infinity Edge at the Hyperion Sniper, then combos him with Regrowth and Skybreaker.
----
Meanwhile, Leafy sits by Alchemiter Hill, when suddenly Mardek's laptop warps in. He immediately grabs it and pulses back the Hyperion Sniper using a tiny Red Sun blast. He then stabs him with the Inversionem, then the Edge of the Shipping World. All leftover damage spills over onto the ION Loader.
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My inventory and project can be found here!
1. You can't make alchemies that easily! Go check the first page!
2. Isaac hasn't been summoned yet! He's going to be summoned Soon(tm).
3. Isaac is going to be AG also!
Joining again, with a different character.
And I'm new to this game, still.
Augment Powers (because magic isn't enough without combing with technology because I just made that up) Lightning Bane: [||||] Electric Harbinger: [||||||] Omegaslammer: [|||||]
Alchemies None
Inventory Thunderblade Lvl. III Megaslammer Lvl. II
If I didn't follow the first post correctly, let me know and I'll try to fix it.
Because I'm new, no turn until I am sure I have my form correct.
Yup, the Pineapple Device. I remember that somebody else got it the first time I went inactive, but then they went inactive as well, so it was given back to me, and I still have it now
/0_in_german
Badass Triangle Shades-Wearing Cyborg MLG Honey Badger: 64/200
Tetrahellatus: 32/450
Alchemy:
Beam Spam && More Dakka && Missile Spam && Grenade Spam: The Obliterator: (23/25)
Now, I troll the Godmodder by the fact that all the crap I stole from a bunch of Jerkass Gods was done while disguised as him...Which is going to be hilarious, or, considering who I angered, Chaotic. In fact, I proceed to ask him a riddle: "Someone is angry at him this time, and they'll be angrier at me over what I stole. At least 3 of them; and you became one of their Spawn at some point. Do you know who am I talking about?"
He responds with: "Wait. You are trying. To troll. the Chaos Gods?".
-"Yes
-"**** my life"
"Wait. Why"
-"For the lulz, and because I need a pretty fun guy to come here".
-"I don't think you DID. Unless I get something that proves it"
-"Well, some of the bizarre plans were stolen, as were both NSFW projectors, and plague, AND the skulls (I still envy the skull throne)".
(Whatever this action ends up spawning must be very strong but either Neutral or Hostile, so they attack all sides. Probabily even each other).
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