-=Actions
If the Godmodder didn't like my previous milkshake, I give him a big ol' gorillaSLAP for being such a gorilla! Why doesn't he like them? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG!? ;-;
-=Alchemies Immortal Soul of the Dying Sun && Core Eva && Core Oran && Core Titan == Dawn (Lvl. 30 - 9/31)
Moss Pile && Cheez-it Box && Some Old Boots == Unholy Conglomeration (Lvl. 25 - 21/26)
Synthetic Tungsten ii Bicarbonate Shell && Harder, Faster, Stronger, Better Sword Stuff == Artificial Guardian - Equipment Upgrade (Lvl. 15 - 16/16) - COMPLETED - Check the Entity Shenanigans tab.
Artificial Guardian Reconstruction (2/8)
-- Artificial Guardian
When the Artificial Guardian dies, it becomes an unaidable 6 charge alchemy to be made into an entity again. Minimum of 2 turns out of the battlefield before reentry. Immune to mind control, cannot be controlled by anyone but me, and permanently N. "I created him for a purpose; He will fight for me alone." ++Equipment Upgrade - Increases health to 95000, multiplies attack by x1.5, and increases the return time to 8.
-- Dust Elemental
Whenever the Dust Elemental attacks, a random entity on the side it is attacking loses its attack this turn. (Godmodder Included.)
-- Inverse Attendant
All damage dealt to Inverse Attendant is instead converted to HP capable of overhealing. All HP gained that is not gained through damage causes Inverse Attendant to take damage instead.
Lifesend: Target entity gains X HP and Inverse Attendant loses X HP, where X can be any number that has been overhealed. Cooldown 3. When summoned, this ability does not need to cooldown.
Keeping these around in case of resurrection... Heheh...
-- Aetherderon, God of the Worlds Polyp Swarm: Causes polyps to leap off of Aetherderon and attack 3 target entities. If they fail to attack their target, they will find a new one. Great Call: Deals large amounts of damage to target entity. Starstrike: Calls a star down from the sky to annihilate a target entity and anything that happens to be around it. Stare of Immortality: Causes the afflicted entity's next attack to fail. Dead yet Dreaming: Aetherderon will 'kill' himself, and return in 4 rounds at half his max health and free of effects (positive and negative). Spoil of War is not dropped. (Cools while he's alive)
Spoil of War - The Great Horn: Can be used to summon a spectral stampede of... things to attack a specific target, damaging it and anything that happens to be close to it! (IE things that just attacked it up close, related entities, etc.) Cooldown of 5.
-- Szalinthia, Bringer of Light Break Rank -- Deals small amounts of damage to all entities on selected side. All entities damaged this way have less attack damage for the remainder of the turn. Cooldown: 4 Rising Sun -- Deals large amounts of damage to all entities on selected side. All AG entities have more attack damage for the remainder of the turn. Cooldown: 4 Bring to Light -- Creates 5 Demonic Legionnaires. (All begin protecting Szalinthia) Cooldown: 3 Fight for a Cause (Passive) -- Whenever an entity on the AG side dies, Szalinthia and all Demonic Legionnaires gain more attack power.
-- Demonic Legionnaires
At the beginning of every turn, create 3 more Demonic Legionnaires if there are at least 5 remaining.
Do less damage then average
-- Titanic Crusher
Titanic Crusher restores 5000 health at the start of every round unless at full health.
-- Incubation Beast
At the beginning of the EOTB, create a Sludge Crawler for every PG entity type on the field. (AKA group entities still only count as 1 type) -- Oracle of Dust
When Oracle of Dust is attacked, it deals half as much total damage as it took to each entity that attacked it.
Lvl. 25 - Everfree; Staff that spatially manipulates anything I really want. Prevents time from being altered around it.
Lvl. 25 - Blackguard; Elemental attacks do no damage - Is also a quantum shield.
Lvl. 10 - Edge of the Shifting World; Doesn't function like a normal sword, cuts space-time instead of flesh.
Lvl. 05 - Dungeon Rock; Totally epic heavy metal guitar that really does nothing but be awesome!
Lvl. 17 - The Fallen; Plasma pistol given to all AGs and Ns, curtesy of me.
Lvl. 25 - Unlimatum; Ultimatum's big brother.
Lvl. 05 - Whispering Shroud; Totally awesome coat that mimics the ocean! Hard rain and everything!
Lvl. 25 - Eternity's Tremor; Godly spatial hammer of epic epicness.
Lvl. 10 - Genesis; Everfree's younger brother. Much younger. Like, 70+ pages younger.
Lvl. 10 - Terra Firma; Piono's earth hammer.
Lvl. 10 - Warden; a worse Blackguard.
Lvl. 06 - Bag of Holding; Self explanatory.
Lvl. 10 - Darkstone Scryer; "A compass with a needle that almost never ceases to move, made of blackened and warped voidmetal. The map used in its creation has given it the power over knowledge to chart a path through even the most treacherous of places, or even the Void itself, and merely possessing the compass gives the holder both protection against the dangers of the Void and the knowledge of how to travel in it. It can tap into eldritch and void power if the holder has need of self-defense on his wanderings."
Lvl. 15 - Aftershock; A pair of swanky earthen knucklebusters from Toast! Dare ye challenge me to fisticuffs?
Lvl. 14 - Bag of Possibilities; A bag that I can pull something out of! What that something will be every time I reach in, I will never know.
Lvl. 25 - Dust; "A simple-looking, understated, aged weapon, with a chipped blade that seems to constantly shed fine particles of itself."
Lvl. 05 - Dunestrider's Sunback; "A coat that holds the power of decay and water. Constantly sheds a fine dust, and keeps the wearer hydrated at all times."
Lvl. 25 - Unending Swarm; "A compass whose needle constantly spins, crafted of warped, blackened voidmetal and outer land wood. The needle itself seems to be a moving hole into a void darker than the Void itself, a void that is paradoxically full of endless possibility. Upon use, it taps into eldritch power and infinite possibility and summons a vast swarm of things - the only word that can really do justice to its creations. It also has power over the void, travel, and knowledge, carried over from the Darkstone Scryer."
Lvl. 25 - Core Eva; A disk symbolizing the thin line between creation and destruction.
Lvl. 25 - Core Titan; A fine blade (and only a blade), representing the rise of great empires and legions, and the collapse of the world.
Lvl. 25 - Core Oran; A pommel depicting an ongoing battle between invading forces and a defending legion, neither side ever tiring.
Lvl. 25 - Anternoth; A gauntlet with some really shnifty abilities, like control of all things dark!
Other stuff I can't remember because it was 100+ pages ago.
Lvl. 1 Soul of Intellect
Lvl. 1 Soul of Flight
Lvl. 1 Soul of Clarity
Lvl. 1 Soul of Light
Lvl. 3 Lucid Soul of the Creator Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Storm
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of Instability
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Angel
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Lich Lvl. 5 Immortal Soul of Swordsmanship
Lvl. 5 Immortal Soul of the Dying Sun
HP: 450,000
Airborne (It really doesn't matter anymore, does it?)
Unique Skills:
-Voidbomb: Drops a sphere containing pure void onto some poor fool's head, dishing out heavy damage to that foe, and medium damage to surrounding foes. 5-round charge. Starts fully charged.
-Bombing Run: Drops normal bombs on an opponent and surrounding opponents. Deals medium-high damage. 3-round charge. Starts fully charged.
-Death Ray: Will fire a death ray at an unlucky individual. Deals insane damage. 10-round charge.
-Stupid amount of guns: Always hits the target with basic attacks. If the target would have dodged, deal 50% damage.
-Group Decimation: All attacks always deals 2x damage to groups.
-Incineration: 50% chance to burn target.
-Kamikaze: Will run into the thing that destroyed it, exploding in its face and unleashing the void contained within its balloon. If said thing is an invulnerable character, then randomly select an enemy target.
The Void Blimp fires upon the T. Blood Crawler.
Actions...
Gevul Omaar: (26/101) Oho boy... be thankful that this is a low-priority thing. (I ain't accepting any charges for this one. No ifs, ands, or buts.)
Blade power Rejuvination (7/10, 0/10, 0/10) (+2 compensation)
Will re-enact my 3 legendary blades' special abilities, one by one.
I continue studying. Boring stuff.
Bane doesn't feel like doing anything this round.
AKA I don't feel like writing anything this round.
Spoils & Other Chargeables...
Lance of Creation (III); casts Genesis.
Genesis: Deals massive holy damage to 3 entities, heals allied entities. (greatly increased damage against groups. Groups only count as 1 entity.)
Suldaan-Doom's Meteor(s): {III}
Sends meteors down into a foe, or multiple foes. Deals greater damage against lone foes. Damage distributed on how many foes were hit.
Disabled for now due to issues.
Leinro Fiit-Rebalance: ^III^
Buffs the attack, defense, and turn order of an ally, or debuffs those stats for enemies, for 2 turns. Can do this for up to 5 targets, but the effects will be much weaker. Debuff strengths range from 1-5, 5 being the greatest (1 entity/player) and 1 being weakest (5 separate entities/players). Each level increases stat adjustments by 5% each.
Disabled for now due to issues.
My 3 main weapons (Leinro Fiit, Ved Vozahnil, Suldaan)-Fear The Darkness: /IIIII/
Deals high damage to a single entity, and inflict Deteriorate on them for 2 turns.
Deteriorate: Decreases attack, and deals damage over time to current and max HP.
Disabled for now due to issues.
More coming soon.
Support:
GoldenReady (+1)
Toast (+1)
Sirplop (+1)
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The MR alchemy upgrade, my Inventory, and my Project can now be found HERE, at the bottom of the post. The project is still a WIP.
I/We am/are sending out the TPP Streamer 103/200 +1 from Sirplop
Making Painis Cupcake 61/85
Establishing Project Storm II 8/300 (On Delay)
AK-47 && Flare Gun && Empowered Blue Gem && Project Storm Camo Paint II Rocket Launcher = Storm Firey Bullet Blaster 21/26 (This is the first weapon in the Storm line also the Storm line is weaker than the Supernova line) Will be used by my Blue Persona
Thunder Crystal && Shadow Gem && MOAR Rune Samples && Light Gem && Damage Buffer && Defense Buffer && PURE MLG ESSENCE && Evasiveness Crystal && Plus Crystal II Undercharged Runepaw's Gauntlet = Fully-charged Runepaw's Gauntlet 17/26 (Level 25+ due to the Plus Crystal, Holds loads of Runes and will create many New Runes) Will be used by my Blue Persona
Dragon Shotgun && Napalm Cannon && Uzi Gun && Plasma Ball && Flamethrower && Android Tablet && Power Gem = BSU Blaster 1/26 (Can Burn Stuff Up with this Badass Flameblaster) Will be used by my Red Persona
Current Saga:Lets Get Dangerous Once Again Part 2: CoR Loves You! Current Arc: Isn't This Such a Utopia?!
Attack/Action: I had to split up into 3 different personas (BlueRed and Green) because of that big thing
Blue: Yep just splitted myself into 3 personas. Red: Yeah this place is going to be Awful when you are going to enter the city of Opportunity. Green: However, I have some stuff to do. Blue: You can have my SDWI Glasses to Greenie but the rest are mines. Green: Yay! i love my glasses and MLG stuff! Red FFFFFFF! Blue: Now kick the foes asses while i go in the Opportunity right now. If you want to help me, Just ask Both:Yes!
The Persona System is different than the Main Action because I have to control all 3 characters at the same time however dealing 1/3th of the Damage they dealt (Expect Blue while he is bum rushing into the Opportunity including 2 other Personas in the Opportunity. Also, Alchemies do not affect the Damage Penalty) Creativity doesn't hurt much for me. and they will use Weapons/Items/Equipment Alchemies but only used for each persona. However if an Persona gains the Spoil of War, all Spoils of War Items can be used by any Persona. After If the Opportunity is Finished or something big happened, They will merge back into my original form. before I split up into 3 Personas
Persona's Actions:
Blue rushes to the City of Opportunity and he do the first Quest is Written By the Winners
Blue: I will going to kick the asses of the Winner marked Enemies.
Red saw the Terror Blood Crawler then he clenches his fists then he jumps on the top of the T.Blood Crawler pounding it in rage because he don't have his weapons and he is pulling the skin revealing the bones and he pulls off a bone from the T.Blood Crawler
Green uses the SDWI Glasses at the Terror Blood Crawler
Current Theme:
+1 to Redstone, +1 to Cyan, +1 to Sirplop
Support me if you want.
Alchemies:
Inventory: Shared by 3 Personas
Blue's Inventory:
Sword of Git Gud (Known as SoGG) [Level 25] Charge: THE MINI RECKONINGIIIIIII (5/7) (You must use the Weapon 7 times to activate this charge)
Undercharged Runepaw's Gauntlet [Level 10] Current Runes: 5/5 Ice, Heal, Fire, Heal, Damage
Fire: Deals medium damage (Very High when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used, low chance of burning.
Heal: Heals the ally (Much much more if fully charged and upgraded) when used.
Damage: Deals high damage (Heavy when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used.
Ice: Deals low damage (High when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used, low chance of freezing.
There will be more Runes when if i upgrade this gauntlet.
Green's Inventory:
Super Deal With It Glasses [Level 7]
Red's Inventory:
I dont have it, ! Now I need to make my next gen weapon
Bowler Hat && Tallificator = Top Hat 2/???
"Such fancy, much wow."
Basic Tome && Old Spellbook && Alchemist's Tome = Magic for Amateurs 2/???
Sabre && Rapier = Laser Rapier 2/???
+1 to Cyanogynist +1 to Faressain & +1 to Pricey
Wilfre 83/100 (+1 from Pricey)
You Can't See Me 28/50
I flip the crap out on a random PG entity using the Cyberius Crescendo.
Searching for a compass: 11/15 (+2 from crys) Nihilumbra or Light and Colours44/55 (+11 from misc.)
Actions
So... it seems we need a name for Az's condecending friend here. Perhaps Lily would be suitably ironic, but clearly you would't understand why, nor would this girl care for such a name. Let's settle on Itha, as there is no way we could know the name of this lady.
As many have before she, Ita Salvant had been convinced (begrudgingly) to play a relaxed game of Sburb with four friends. Az was initially the only one that could stand Itha and became her server player. She...
Where are my manners? I will skip this tedious introduction, and instead issue a short summary of the events that lead up to their session's demise.
Perhaps another time, more lengthy explanation may be provided. Able to cater for both parties, I am an excellent host.
In short, a certain godtier player rebelled and killed at least Ita, the rest fled to an alternate plane with the Transistor. Ita was one of the ones killed; her Trace is now in the Transistor. Another was never found, but seeing as he was the Knight of Space, he probably could have reached them fairly easily if he hadn't died.
Fast forward 7 human years, Az was resummoning the dead from their graves. Sorta ironic if you think about her relationship with Ita.
From the Grave used!
DEATH METAAAAAALLL YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
100'000/100'000 [N]
Summons skeletons every 33'000 damage taken, high attack.
Death Metal screams the hell out of the Transistor.
Cooldowns
Blizzard(TM)cooldown: 3/5
Ice Barrier cooldown: 4/4
Lich Slap cooldown: 3/4
Extended Life cooldown: 1/5 (fixed)
From the Grave cooldown: 4/4 IN USE.
Anarc___'_ Cook____ 3/3
Quake's Leuitenant Does this really need a cooldown? I'll give it a once per turn rule.
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Badass Triangle Shades-Wearing Cyborg MLG Honey Badger: 59/200
Tetrahellatus: 27/450
Alchemy:
Beam Spam && More Dakka && Missile Spam && Grenade Spam: The Obliterator: (18/25)
I proceed to realize that the reason the projector didn't work was because it didn't display anyhting disgusting enough. Then, I proceed to set up another projector that shows various disgusting NSFW pics, films, etc... (FATAL seems REALLY tame by comparison. That is all) In fact, it is so horrible that no mortal has previously seen this: I got it by stealing from a literal god of excess AKA sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll. (Now I only have to steal something involving some weird infectuous disease and a ****ton of skulls to set up a crack plot that manages to be both light-hearted and grimdark at the same time. Somehow; as I already stole the bizarre plans).
I then go to one of the best examples of scary hyperspace in fiction to steal the last two items tomake the weird situation the game already is in even more chaotic (Weirdly fitting, if you guessed out what I'm trying to do).
Of course, I first set up an instant wall so the AGs cannot see the horror because I don't want to harm them in this particular way.
Two Handed Axe, lvl 7 Disassembly,lvl 5 Ultimata Drain Rifles (lvl 26) Sol's Twig (lvl 10) Sniper Armor, lvl 3, incerases accuracy of guns
Empire Earth IV, lvl 3
Typhoon Sniper (lvl 7) Angelic Longbow (lvl 10)
Demonic Recurve (lvl 10) Power Ranger Armor (lvl 15)(IIII) Thunder Stone (lvl 5) Transformation Stone (lvl 5) Matlera Hook (lvl 9) Heart... (III) Bold is for crafted items Italics is for gained from other things (like steal...) Uniform is for found items via charges Yellow is for Project transformation. Blue = lvl 10-20 Red = lvl 21-25 Green = lvl 1-9 Cyan is for Spoils.
The project of Penultimate weaponry set. May be the best friend, or worst enemy. In these times, Balladina must be here, otherwise, Godmodder would ultimately win:
Balladina's Leather Armor (x)
Balladina's Poisoned Longsword (starting)(can be extended)
Balladina's Pocket Shortbow (x)
Alina's Infinite Cup (x)
Balladina's Bandwith (x)
Alina's Mask (x)
Balladina's Steel Underarmor (x)
Popiel's Crown (x)
Von Kostryn Longsword (x)
Von Kostryn Iron Helmet (x)
Von Kostryn Iron Chestplate(x)
X = Not having it And the ultimates:
Balladina's Guard Armor. (don't have)
Balladina's Recurve. (nope)
Balladina's Mythical Mask. (don't have)
Balladina's Vilethorn Blade(pretty much like spoil, chargeable) (not having)
IN PROGRESS: (Plantera Hook&& (Scorpion Hook && (Lunar Hook && Plantera Hook) && Superpowers) && Balladina's Knife) && (Balladina's Sword &&(Deadman Poison&&Iron Gads &&(Reverse Vintuci || Balladina's Sickle && Balladina (book)))) = Balladina's Poisoned Longsword (21/26) (lvl 25) (Tip: read this book to find the answer) The Sword of Balladina is enchanced with her Soul. May cause poisoning. A legendary sword (or knife), what caused Von Kostryn to pass out, killed Alina, Goniec and manipulating everyone. Every Balladina's sage Weapon will have 25 lvl, while penultimates 50 lvl. NEW: Thunderstorm && (Essence of ... && Thunder) || Essences && Pure Power && Thunder && (Tinquinci && Coppingu) = Thunder Essence (15/16)(lvl 15) The essence is a natural trap of Pikachu. Free him to see what happens. While inventory it will imbue every weapon with electrity. NEW: Arkhallis && (Hobinhall && Orthuler && (Avanganda && Excalibur && Retingazer ) && Untingon) || (Balladina (Book) && Balladina Essence && Short Crossbow && Short bow) && Recurve = Balladina's Pocket Shortbow (6/26) (lvl 25) The Pocket Shortbow is more like actual Tsunami 2.0. It can shotfast, in parrarels of 20 and 7 others at 360 direction. These arrows inflicts Deadman Poison, which is upgrade to Venom in terms of damage. Even if unused by Balladina, we'll use it. NEW: (Solar Armor && Vortex Armor && Nebula Armor && Stardust Armor) && (Goniec Armor && Von Kostryn Armor && Balladina Leather Clothes && (Balladina Soul && Superpower && (Solar Armor || Balladina Leather Clothes) && Balladina (book))) = Balladina's Leather Armor (6/26) (lvl 25) Balladina Leather Armor provides same defence as combined four lunar armors. In terms of durablity, it's even more durable than anything. It have moderate control of Evil and Ranged, lesser at Magic and Summon, and least at Melee and Balladina soul.
Faressain ---> Farevern(need to have Charizard Scales, Transformation Stone and Charizardite X/Y) Farevern <---> Kirbyssain(Pink fludd, Transformation Stone and Super Star needed, later can swap). Farevern/Kirbyssain ---->(true Unification)----> Faressain the Kirbyvern (Superior Transformation Stone, Merge Stones and Chaos Crystal Needed).
ALTS: Faressain ---> Farechu (Thunder Stone, Transformation Stone and Thunder Essence Needed. Farechu <---> King Dessain (King Dedede hammer, Transformation Stone and Darkness Essence needed, can later transform for free). Farechu/King Dessain ----> King Faressain Dechu (Superior Transformation Stone, Merge Stones and Chaos Crystal Needed) Faressain ---> Fareu (SHORYUKEN, Transformation stone and Street Aura needed Fareu <---> Charissain (Charizard Scales, Transformation Stone and Charizardite X/Y needed) Fareu/Charissain ----> FaressainCharyu (Superior Transformation Stone, Merge Stones and Chaos Crystal Needed). Faressain ---> Farephet (Nanosuit, Transformation Stone and Power Ranger Nanosuit needed) Farephet <---> Mewssain (Mew Essence, Mewtwo essence and Trans. Stone needed) Farephet/Mewssain ----> FaressainMewphet (Superior Transformation Stone, Merge Stones and Chaos Crystal Needed). Farechu ----> Pikachu (if exposed to Raichite, Farechu is Half Pikachu in fact) Farevern ----> Wyvern (if exposed to Charizardite X, same story, but he is similar to white coloured charizard) Kirbyssain ----> Kirby (if exposed to Super Star, ^^) King Dessain ----> King Dedede (if exposed to Mecha Hammer, same) Fareu ----> Ryu (When exposed to Street Aura again, ^^) Charissain ----> Charizard (When exposed to Charizardite Y, same) Farephet ----> Prophet (When exposed with Ceph Technology, ^^) Mewssain ----> Mew (When exposed with Mewtwonite X, same) or Mewtwo (When exposed to Mewtwonite Y, same)
^^ -----> Faressain Ultimatus/King Ultimatus (one if merged Faressain + all 8 forms above, second when all 8 pure forms merge), can use all abilities.
(1 = 5, 2 = 5, 3 = 15)
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Specials:
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Actions: Nope... Till transformation.
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Helping:
+2 redstone
+1 Pricey (he supported me , I need to pay him same).
@Cyanogynist : I'm gonna warn you, there is a chance that The_Ideal_Modpack_Mod_Man, Modpack for short and also known as the Mememancer, is almost certainly going to feel the disturbance in the force of memes. Modpack, to put it short, is the god of DTG Memes and pretty much the single most zealous person in regards to murdering you right now (dude I literally said you used memes and he said for me to kill you), so whatever you do, DO NOT APPROACH THE MEMETIC THRONE. Or at least not lightly.
Also, FYI, all quests must be started by at least two people (which it has), because having quests go off like crazy can very rudely shift the balance of power. If the quest is accepted, it'll start NEXT turn as well so I can concretely give proper entity orders/summons on the turn, so mind the delay.
ARENA CHALLENGES: I am ALWAYS looking out for new people to dish out the pain to. As such, I'm demanding Arena Challenges. I'll take 3 at a time on-cue. (Alternatively, I dish them out, which is rare).
There are two/three kinds of opponents you can pick. The first is versus my standard characters. Fredbear is kind of wounded right now, so he can't accept challengers and he'll be using a VASTLY different fighting style. As for the other two, There's a slight difference between each; Roxxanne will use all the Level 50 alchemies bar the Lord Michael's Hat, Akron's Core and the Crystalized Ki, while Zetta will use the Lord Michael's Hat, the Coral Riff Guitar and the Medusa's Head. This is of standard difficulty. Rules and prizes will be discussed. Any special arena events will override challenges, so take note. This can occur in Free-For-Alls, Duels or Tag-Team matches, though I do NOT count them as separate characters for tag-team, so please if in the case of a Tag-Team, let me have an actual player on my side, m'kay?
The second are event battles, which are explicitly designed to destroy you. Deliberately unfair. Their equipment is varied on the character, and you'll get their full loadouts prior to a match with either.
ALCHEMIES:
Simple charge trading up for grabs. I'll +1 anyone who's willing to give me +1 on a consistent trade basis.
((refernece point: frame = 1/60th of a second as far as this is concerned. Code-based universe, after all.))
"No. I'm having no part in it." Nihilo stated, blunt and direct.
"Why not? It would fix your issues regarding opening the Ruins MUCH faster than-"
"I'm having no part in it. I already said." Nihilo said.
"Can you at least tell me why?" Zetta asked, exasperated.
A pause.
Zetta was back in the ruins of the Crypt-now a small hole to roughly where the second floor was, and apparently where the Ruins of Memory is. Or an entrance to it, at least. The doorway itself was quite colorful and cubic, shapes and lines fitting a sleek array of stonework far too advanced for any local civilization to have built it. He wasn't there for the doorway, though. His current request was to get Nihilo involved in the Terraria Godmodding Wars-given that Roxxanne and Rosalind were on the Pro-Godmodder side, it would probably also be his natural alignment. It would be a great benefit, and might be a force enough to actually win the conflict in a reasonably quick timeframe, having the Godmodder reward him with additional resources. His adamant nature regarding his neutrality was not a pleasant surprise, if only because it was no surprise at all. Eyes closed (even the Wither-like skulls), face crunched up and turned several degrees away, the wither-based barbarian was basically trying to ignore Zetta as hard as possible.
Nihilo finally muttered something, only just audiable enough to hear: "You soulessgorilla, no."
Now THAT was a button. Zetta's eyes flared up from within-if he hadn't learned restraint in his time beforehand, he'd probably have made a bounding leap for his throat. Of course, Nihilo was basically not going to lose such an engagement, and Zetta knew that as well. Self-restraint was a hard-taught virtue; it would take someone he TRULY despised to make him lose that.
"Rude. I did quite a bit to ensure my existence in the first place. In any case, that's not an answer." Zetta said.
Another pause, then: "My involvement in a war being ruled over by a Guardian is an equation equal to 0."
Zetta almost felt like Nihilo was acting like straw here. Seriously, Crystal's one flaw was his belief to put his opinion in EVERYTHING, wanted or not. "Is it seriously just that one overly-chatty mage? I mean, certainly you can't just-"
"Oh, don't get me wrong, I could, but he'd come back bar certain techniques...Which I do have access to." Nihilo said, grinning cruelly, even though Zetta was more thinking of just tuning the loudmouth out instead of killing him outright. "...BUT, That's not even getting into the overly-pompous multi-universal powers that basically lay claim to everything, and the fact that by essence he backs one-and it's one of the few things they'd actively intervene for. I would NEVER get a kill that would KEEP their asinine little mouths down. And that's not even getting into the fact that both of them seep over the plains here like some ugly lifesucking leech even worse than my unrestrained presence."
"Your unrestrained presence?" Zetta said. might as well know in case of being forced to fight the massive jerk.
"To put it simply, I could have killed you in, eh, 9 seconds just by standing close." Nihilo said, in a tone that really didn't act like it was any big deal. "So, final answer: No. I'm having no part in it-as I've said thrice now already. I already detest the fact you roped Roxxanne into this after realizing what was going on."
"It's because she knows it'll get done quicker if-"
"I KNOW! Why do you think I sent Rosalind to help her?" Nihilo roared, now staring right at Zetta with all eyes. Zetta kept his gaze firmly affixed upon the only head with flesh on it, unwilling to waver.
"My question is, why aren't you helping? Or Rebecca?" Zetta said. Rebecca, at this time, was not to be found-Zetta wagered she was deeper in, if only to have privacy for obvious bodily functions.
"I have already said why not!" Nihilo said.
"Then why let them do it, then?!" Zetta asked.
"For the reasons you've said. It gets it done faster." Nihilo stated, so matter-of-factly it actually hurt.
Zetta realized it at that point-Nihilo was allowing Roxxanne and Rosalind to act but was explicitly defying any instance of himself getting dirty for some reason. "...You're not answering the question."
Nihilo looked like he just remembered something important. "OK, look, It's a balancing act between allocating people to actually fight that idiot war and thus pay off your debt-just because you somehow roped in Roxxanne to your scheme!-And NOT having people come into fifty-mile contact with Guardians and their pets! Get out of my sight."
Debt. That word again. Zetta was NOT hoarding over any debt-all the better so that Roxxanne would see him as an ally so he'd actually GET an ally.
"Now listen here, I have NOT asked for any debt-"
"Get out of my sight."
"-of any kind, of any sort, at any point, and will not! I happen to merely have the resources-"
"Get out of my sight."
"-to help her out and don't have anything to really lose in the process! Nihilo, do notgorillaing slander-"
Nihilo's face got perhaps the most threatening it's been all day, the brute's eyes gaining some kind of sick black fog. "Get out of mygorillaing sight, you sick soulless gorilla, or I will beat yourgorillainggorillatogorillaing hell, onegorillaing kick at a time. So, one kick. Get out of my sight-or die. NOW."
Zetta realized, at this point, that Nihilo's mind was made up well before he approached and wouldn't be bending barring coming with an incredibly compelling argument-one Zetta couldn't do. He wasn't a miracle-worker with words here, and if he had it at some point, he botched it. Plus, there were only so few things he could control over himself now-he had to really reign himself in to prevent him from exploding, which would cause Nihilo to utterly destroy him.
There was really only one other way to get him to act.
"You so want a fight out of this don't you."
"..."
"Come at me you sick hypocriticalgorilla."
Make him rage.
Nihilo did exactly that.
Zetta had extremely little time to react-more than if he had exploded and tried to make the first move-but he knew what would happen, so react he did-React all the way out of the former crypt and up to the surface with a stupidly fast timestep. It barely felt like enough-not an instant after his backing off did he feel an icicle press against his neck, not penetrating but merely poking. Zetta turned around, witnessing the sudden existence of a sudden glacier-the product of Nihilo's wrath coming to a boiling point (Zetta wasn't sure if that was irony or not). The ice was sick and black-looking, and almost served to disguise the fact Nihilo was IN that ice-almost. Zetta went prone just in time, and Nihilo's first charge at him flew right overhead, the ax swing barley missing.
Where everything went wrong was when he nearly felt his head be crushed by the weight of Nihilo's foot and the shake of earth beneath him, a miniature earthquake. Zetta expected this much, and used Nulla Stella to basically stand up on the next frame facing his attacker before said attacker could crush him underfoot. The plan was to simply have the collateral damage from his insane physical strength take care of the lot of AG entities, and have Nihilo wear himself out trying to fight him. Zetta getting up was also to appreciate said collateral damage from the slash.
Except, there was no collateral damage from that slash. Zetta could practically FEEL the force of the ax fly forwards, the earth crushing, the world heaving under the force of this barbaric hypocrite. Yet, Zetta's plan-to get him to 'friendly'-fire down AG entities had utterly failed despite Transistor and the AG line being directly in front of Nihilo's ax. NOTHING was harmed. Nothing. The ground's cracks had stopped an inch short of Transistor. LITERALLY AN INCH. Indeed, the only thing caught on the cracked ground was Zetta himself.
Nihilo seemed to to have stopped just to let Zetta soak it all in. Zetta could tell.
"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN USE ME, YOU SICK SOULLESSgorilla?!" Nihilo yelled, a maniacal glee dominating his voice. "DO YOU THINK THAT I'M JUST SOME MINDLESS BEAST?!"
Well...This was going to suck.
"I BEG TO DIFFER!!!"
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Rosalind's head popped up in response to the loud noise-like a mighty stomp. "What was that?"
"Those guys basically do that every day, like us in a long fight." Roxxanne said.
"That sounded...More intense than the usual, Roxxanne." Rosalind replied.
"That sounded like Nihilo raging."Rebecca said, having politely walked over earlier to check out the whole Alchemiter doodad.
"Well, I guess that just means this'll be over soon-ish. I don't get why he's so adamant on not getting involved-but now that he has, well, gg no re." Roxxanne said. She couldn't really imagine the idiot to piss off Nihilo-however angry and sometimes incoherent he got, however rude or tactless, everyone agreed that Nihilo was NOT an idiot even when practically being eaten alive by rage-and given that his physical strength was so high, well, things would get sour if he ever got involved in the war. She doubted it, however. Stubborn as hell. "Now, this thingy is SCP-914. Or some miniature form of it? I'unno, I don't do SCP."
"No-one does SCP." Rebecca said.
"SCP clashes with almost every non-SCP class." Rosalind added.
"So true..." Roxxanne said. "...But at least I know how it works in this case. There's coarse, rough, 1/1, fine and very fine. Nothing consumes the stuff put in, so you always get more than what you started with. Coarse tears stuff up and reduces it to its absolute base components. Rough and Fine lower and raise the effective power of an artifact by 1, respectively. Very Fine raises the power level by 2 and adds another effect. 1/1 Changes an item to a similar-yet-different form..."
"So what's the story behind this whole war, anyways?" Rebecca queried.
"Uh, eh, honestly I don't really know, but it isn't all that complicated apparently? The steve impostor shows up, turns out he's a bit of a douchebag, some kind of loose rebellion shows up...I honestly don't even get why he's here or why they're fighting. I just know they're mostly composed of jerks, and the 'Ag' side supports slavery." Roxxanne said, trying to figure out what was going on to the best of her ability. And failing, as she barely understood it.
Rebecca's face furrowed into a frown. "So you don't know."
"Uh, lemme check a synopsis..." Roxxanne said.
"Only now?! Haven't I told you not to rush into-"
"Wasn't really my fault I even got into this in the first place! Remember, jerk who can't deal with one hitchhiker dragged me here?" Roxxanne said. It seemed to work for now. "Ah, here we go...Uh, wow. Uh. So, I wasn't expecting to basically be so accurate. Turns out the steve impostor is a REAL douchebag, but otherwise that's basically it."
Rebecca's expression went from merely frowning to outright incredulous. "Is that really it?!...Let me see that." Rebecca said. Roxxanne let her grab the little Ipad that she had hammerspaced, and Rebecca read through it. Roxxanne hadn't been lying, and accordingly, Rebecca's eyes narrowed. She didn't like jumping into conflicts she didn't know well enough about-she's had her own experiences with that issue in the past. "...Roxxanne, I don't care what happens afterwards, no more hitchiking. EVER. Am I clear?!"
"Yes madm!" Roxxanne said. Her big sis was honestly leagues more dangerous than Roxxanne herself, even now, and really, whether it was Rebecca or Nihilo dealing out the punishments didn't matter-they'd suck either way, and they'd suck HARD. But Nihilo was easier to anger and Rebecca was home more often than Nihilo, so...
"Good. Now...Err, Roxxanne, these are some reasonably big names. DarkSide?" Rebecca inquired, scrolling through names.
"DarkSide isn't the Black Dragonkin general...I checked." Roxxanne said. "And he's not a Dragonkin at all at this point. Some transformative artifact he made...Bleh. I don't care for him much at this point, or less than he thinks, and he hasn't been around."
"Ciryatur...Seen that name somewhere before..." Rebecca commented.
"Some elf mage. Hasn't acted all that much. Think he's standing around in the middle of it all, not even caring despite taking like twenty deaths a minute." Roxxanne said.
Rebecca's eyes widened and her voice raised. "Bill Cipher?!"
Roxxanne's eyes widened and her confusion raised. "Uh...Hrm...Have I seen him? Uh, not really? I think there was this one time but I think I wasn't around for that. Zetta told me about it. Hasn't been doing much but some anonymous benefactor is apparently giving Zetta money to give it to him, for some reason? I don't quite get what's going on with him really...Hasn't done much yet, at least, and I'm not involving myself with THAT douche. Ruined paper money for everyone..."
"...Roxxanne, I'll say it again: NO MORE HITCHIKING." Rebecca said, firm.
"OK! Jeez. Moral lesson on hitchhiking-don't do it, kids, or you'll be enslaved into a war between horrible animatronic bears, his Guardian friend, overly-pompous 'Darkones' whatever they are, Bill Cipher AKA the reason why we went back to using Gold Coins, a super-douche steve impostor, and more!...Sis that's kinda reaching into the Space Whale-"
"NO MORE!" Rebecca shouted.
"OK OK!" Roxxanne said, trying to disengage from the conversation. Nihilo getting mad was one thing, but if only because she was big sis, she really didn't want big sis getting mad. "...Uh, where was I? Ah, yeah, Spirit Reviser and Reformatter...One can change the inner majjyks or outer form of an object just by putting it in the Reviser or Reformatter, respectively..."
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"AGH!gorilla, YOU EVASIVE LITTLE TWIT!!!" Nihilo brutishly roared, missing another Ax swing and stopping ANOTHER shockwave cold in front of the CAH mob. It never failed to make Zetta insanely angry and exasperated that he could see HIMSELF roaring something similar at Nihilo for his ability to ONLY be able to hit whatever he WANTS to harm.
Zetta honestly had enough time to experiment on trying to swing by Opportunity-and lo behold, he somehow managed to not break a single window pane while still nearly sending him skybound with an insane kick. And even with all of his alchemies capable of doing so absolutely dedicating themselves to just buy him more time and more room, this hypocrite somehow managed to keep finding a way to get at him and reapply pressure, making it another ax swing Zetta barely avoided, each one coming fast and hard, with no sign of Nihilo himself stopping. Zetta picked off more than he could chew here-no! That was a maybe! Had to find a way...Zetta quickly reviewed the quick facts he picked up on the guy.
Nihilo was not invincible. Zetta knew this-Zetta's lasers had SOME effect, a REAL effect, a light one but nevertheless a noticable effect-put a slight limp into his hip with them. Nihilo was no Godmodder; Mindclaw nailed him twice now, same damage, no curse of repetitiveness really getting in the way. Nihilo was not a Universe Eater-while powerful, this clearly wasn't the drone form nor the semi-full form of engie_ninja, and there were no signs he was holding back in the traditional sense. Nihilo was not magically exempt from the OP Scale; it appeared he was illogically NOT using his magical ability to knock him skybound from a great distance, implying either rage was getting to him, or given his apparent intelligence, that he was prevented from using that particular gamebreaker technique to preserve drama and give Zetta the fighting chance-the fighting chance Nihilo would NOT himself give.
No, worse than all of that, this was a THING that Zetta didn't understand: Physically strong enough to obliterate the countryside with an errant swing and SOMEHOW able to not only restrain himself, but indeed REVERSE the damage from his attacks-ground UNcracked, items flew back into position on the dot, and whatever Nihilo didn't want harmed did NOT get harmed. And this wasn't accounting for his apparent ability to repair the damage of his attacks-any crack in the ground he didn't WANT happening, didn't happen. In other words, he not only had unreasonably high strength, he had unreasonably high control over said strength, SOMEHOW. Magic or not, that was INCREDIBLY bad for Zetta's case, as even beyond the fact Nihilo was now trying to kill him and came unreasonably close to succeeding, he was also ONLY doing that, with absolutely nothing being trampled underfoot or accidentally caught in crossfire-no, worse! It appeared Nihilo has managed to force him away from the Battlefield entirely to prevent HIM from doing likewise! Augh!
Zetta hadn't really the time to ponder this much-it was just something that naturally came to mind as facts he ought to know, given that Nihilo was constantly trying to kill him right at this moment, LIKE RIGHT NOW!
Zetta narrowly dodged yet another ax to the face through a fast teleport, prompting more rude cursing by Nihilo as he tried to find him again (presumably)-it NEVER took very long either way, and no matter how relatively slow everything else was, Nihilo only needed a second to find him and a second to reach him. Dodging was hard and, worse, tedious. Zetta's running on low, and he was effectively forced into doing Hardcore: one death and, well...He didn't want to find out. He didn't want to KNOW, at all. His best bet was to wait for Roxxanne to show up so she could explain stuff, or an errant blow from the Godmodder (or a not-so-errant blow for that matter) to knock him FAR away from the scene and make him rethink his issues on Zetta's whole thing. Either way, he wouldn't continue forever...But the way things are going, Zetta would tire (and thus expire) much sooner than Nihilo would. Had to find a way out of this!
Zetta went FAR away this time, almost completely leaving the battlefield, giving him enough time to look at the situation-and there he saw it. The Banhammer. No-one just BRUSHES OFF a Level 50 Alchemy nailing you in the head. Falling to the earth after being tossed away, the menacing weapon's ludicrous godmodding energies, its absurd size and weight (the head alone was almost as big as Alpha, and the handle taller than him), and the acceleration of gravity as it went ever downwards would be PERFECT for stopping Nihilo. Airborn and near the skybox (that is to say, in this case, close to 200 up), all it would (hopefully) take is that ONE hammer nailing Nihilo straight on the head. He could even gague its trajectory-it wouldn't be much to make Nihilo just stay right there for a second, would it? Plus,
To be fair, Nihilo staying ANYWHERE for more than a relative second was rather ludicrous given that he was somehow insanely fast. And thus, Zetta narrowly found himself teleporting away again, right to the rough area where the Banhammer would be-or so he thought. The trajectory was a bit off due to his perception, and he decided to quickly teleport away...
...Nada. He was out on those. He had one, but he had an explicit target for THAT teleportation. Outside of that, it was his own feet or nothing at this point.
He could FEEL Nihilo grin over there. Time to beat feet.
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"Why do you even have all those arms?" Rebecca asked.
"Well, I was thinking that I wanted to hug alotta stuff, but I only had two arms and I could only hug one thing at a time! So I thought that havin' more than two arms means I can hug more than one thing atta' time, right? So, that's what I wanted and it's what I have now, so now I can hug ALL the people! It's the cutest superpower ever! :3" Roxxanne said, trying her best to recapture her own thought process. "...But yeah, I do kind of look like some parody of a Hindu deity or somethin'." She added.
"But why are they all different? Like, some of these are just weird..." Rebecca said.
"I didn't just want two arms so they all had to be different!" Roxxanne huffed.
"You could have just copied-actually, nevermind." Rebecca said.
Rosalind had left for the ruins of Memory-she didn't want to be anywhere near Roxxanne in her newest form. Rebecca, on the other hand, insisted that, while they were mostly alone, that they took measurements and such for 'research purposes.' Or something like that.
"So what's with all the tiny things around your waist?" Rebecca asked.
"They're mini-mes! They are mini, and they are also me, and they are all really adorable! Well, most of them are really adorable. A few can get kinda creepy. But this one is super adorable! It's a tiny pink fox in a tiny pink dress! And it has ribbons! And those eyes are heart-shaped! It doesn't get cuter than that, right? :3" Roxxanne said, pointing with a hand 'inspired' by the very same beast to the tiny lolita-wearing Sylveon that wasn't even an inch tall.
"OK, but, uh, do they do anything other than hug your waistline? And, what are they even?" Rebecca asked.
Oh, that was a hard question. Roxxanne opted to only share as much truth as she could concretely give, then feign a lack of understanding on the rest-that would hopefully satisfy Rebecca.
"Uh...I'unno what they really are, but they're mini and they're also me, as I can make 'em do stuff. But they're kinda autonomous sometimes?...Yeah, again, creepy sometimes, but usually just adorable. I mean, look at this little thing!...I know they can get bigger, actually, and they fly. Not entirely sure about the rest." Roxxanne said.
She had not directly lied there, bar not knowing what they really are-or not entirely. She wasn't sure what they were capable of that she herself wasn't, for a start-she KNEW they were, at least in part, personified bits of her psyche, a detail she decided to deliberately leave out as that was breaching uncomfortable topics. That is why she wasn't sure what they were capable of-they seemed to be able to do things Roxxanne herself couldn't at times, but did that mean they were bringing out parts of her abilities she didn't know she had, or that they had abilities that she did not? Or did they have abilities that she did not have, but by their nature, she had access to?...It was confusing. Which cute little thing was associated with which part of her psyche, too, she didn't really know, bar the one that directly represented her hope (it was the platinum statue of herself, natch)-the rest was guesswork. And of course, she didn't know if they were ONLY her psyche personified or something else. And considering all but one (the one regarding hope) didn't show up until she lost her marbles, what did THAT mean? The most odd question-they were clearly a part of her on some level so they couldn't really outright go against her will, but how much control did she have, exactly?
The less spoken of them the better, really. That was the creepy bits-at least they had the decency to appear ridiculously huggable so they didn't creep her out whenever she had to think of this stuff.
"...Roxxanne, make sure you keep a solid eye on those things in case they do anything weird-EVEN if you explicitly demand it of them." Rebecca said. "Heaven knows how much not knowing stuff-"
"-can cost you. And trust me sis, I'm not altogether too unfamiliar with that idea myself..." Roxxanne said.
"You're pretty lax about following it." Rosalind stated.
"Eh, hypocritcal ol' Roxxanne, ehehehe!...Yeah, I feel like that knowing everything about everything relevant was a part of a life I don't want to go back to, ever. It was stalker levels of stuff, like, I knew-"
Roxxanne didn't get the chance to really explain exactly why she wasn't so hot on the idea of knowing everything that could crop up (it inevitably lead to locations usually contained in people's pants) when Rosalind came back, running. "Rebecca, RoxxaaaaaaaAAA!"
Rosalind's recoil and backing off was ridiculous-if only because this was coming from the most prim and proper lady Roxxanne has ever met in her life, and not only that, but she was acting like her younger sister had a really bad case of cooties. THEN Rosalind broke out a biohazard suit and things just went into audacity, and Roxxanne couldn't help but laugh. Rosalind's phobias weren't firsthand ones-they were more accurately just some nasty stories she read that stuck-but having all of her usual composure thrown out the window at the sight of Roxxanne was brilliant. She didn't say ANYTHING until that suit was on tight-and given that she wore it over her usual variety of white dress, it made her look REALLY fat.
It was, to put it plain, ridiculous.
"Oh, shut up Roxxanne! Rebecca, Nihilo got angry!" Rosalind declared.
That wasn't nearly so ridiculous, in any sense. She already suspected such a thing had happened.
"Oh, come on!" Rebecca said, in a tone that honestly seemed to expect such an outcome. Roxxanne just let loose an incredibly long groan-the brief bout of laughter long gone. "Who's he pissed at?"
"Err, he's unconscious." Rosalind said.
What followed between Rebecca and Roxxanne was an unspoken utterance of some filthy language. Nihilo's worst abilities were defensive, by far, but all things considered he was still relatively sturdy compared to everything else, except this 'godmodder' fellow (that didn't sound like a very threatening name, now did it?).
Then: "What happened?!"
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Zetta ran the fastest he ever had in recent memory-which is to say, his life. All the while, the hypocrite, who's runspeed didn't match Zetta's enough to reach him, opted instead to use his 'weaker' majjyks. And they were still dangerously strong-Gusts of chilling wind, bursts of Icicles, wither skulls (of course), blasts of some kind of magic that tended to make whatever it touch explode violently-he had a variety that surpassed his appearance and style of a raging berserker and took advantage, and worse, he knew what to pick-the spells would either slow Zetta down or knock him off-footing, each one having either a kinetic push or would put some baggage on him that could give Nihilo the speed edge he needed to close the distance.
Zetta, for his part, proved that he was perfectly adept at keeping tabs on things happening behind him. This was due to sunglasses with mirrors on the edges, allowing him to see backwards without expending precious energy. Screw that said sunglasses had broken shades since he got them, knowing what happened behind you was infinitely better than some dumb fashion statement right now! He also enjoyed the Cosmic Cloak-as it turned out, any projectile sent into it would quickly just be dumped into deep space rather than touch him, thus preventing Nihilo from being able to hit him directly-though this only meant he got creative and tossed out spells that created explosions, or walls, or spike fields, or other obstacles! Cipher's Call was also a blessing-he couldn't use it to its fullest extent but it DID give him bursts of knowledge on attacks heading towards his blindspots or traps that his sight hadn't caught, which probably saved his life at least nine times now. Zetta could have tried to fire back at this point, but at this point he was near to collapsing-and while he could still run to where he needed to go, that was all he could muster without going unconscious, a mistake that would be punished by Nihilo undoubtedly turning his body into the new paint job.
It was not a long trip to his destination at all, it was roughly fifteen seconds of running in fact, but the sheer volume of projectiles he had to avoid, on top of the stress of the situation, made getting there take much, much longer than it actually did. In any case, Zetta burst upon a small clearing, the remaining light of the day filtering down and making the green grass almost seem brown, and the near-nighttime levels of light made him feel drowsy, his tired body demaning rest. Relief did not wash over him, though; the stress and danger of the situation were still very palpable, and the thumping of his heart (and Nihilo's feet) were restless, but now, it would all be simplified into a singular, well-timed teleport.
"FINALLY STOPPED RUNNING, HUH?...YOU'VE GOT SOME TRICK UP YOUR SLEEVE, YOU SICK SOULESS!gorilla!" Nihilo roared from the thicket he just came through. His presence was visible-the trees started to rot. Oh, oh no. He wouldn't actually STOP, right? If he didn't come for him...He had an audacious idea."
"Ehehehe, yes! Yes I do! The trick is, I stop here, catch my breath, stop pretending I'm weak and start making YOU run!" Zetta said, attempting to goad him in.
"I KNOW BETTER THAN THAT, PUNK!" Nihilo screamed, his breath feeling like a tangible gust, the trees and brush almost turning black as Nihilo became visible, frost forming around his feet.
"Well, gorilla, called my bluff..." Zetta said, face going sour, looking down. "...But not fast enough!" Zetta then exclaimed, facing Nihilo again, reaching for Denito Surrexit.
Nihilo's face turned very sour, and Zetta could almost see the gears working. Brilliant-the idea of him escaping now was too much for Nihilo to properly bear, doubly so since he made him think that he just needed to catch his breath for a safe teleport away, presumably to a safe location where finding him would be much, much harder. He lept out, screaming some standard barbarian nonsense.
It was at this point that Zetta tipped Nulla Stella-and at once, either the Transistor or whatever happened to be guarding the Transistor (aka the CAH Mob) suddenly found themselves between Zetta and Nihilo, the ax embedded into THEIR body(/bodies) and turning them into the new paint job-and NOT Zetta. Not to say Zetta wasn't hit by the force of it, flung backwards, but very alive.
Zetta called it far too close-the mean looking piece of hardware nearly turned his insides into bloody guts himself, and Zetta was still splattered with the red of whatever got blown up (or the bits of Transistor).
Nihilo didn't appreciate that, nor did it slow him down enough, and he came in for another swing with that nasty ax-BONK!
Zetta grinned devilishly. Nihilo's eyes rolled up as he tried to flip the bird but couldn't do it before his mind gave way to the warm recesses of unconsciousness. It was all a testamony to the power of the Banhammer slamming into his head at such a massive force-the ground quaked under its power. it wasn't a TRUE OHKO, Zetta got some good chips in beforehand, but Zetta nevertheless knew that the Banhammer's power was basically the reason he got taken down. Best of all, he was unconscious, not dead.
All of his goals were achieved-ignoring the fact he nearly died, that was actually a pretty big success. He wasn't going to go near Nihilo with a fifty-foot pole after this was done, though, but he had to get his unconscious body back, safely. For now, though, Zetta needed to just rest.
Zetta popped out Vita Australi and Navitas Nox, and just sat close to them. Insane, how Nihilo nearly exhausted him even with Navitas Nox...Nevertheless, proof that he wasn't impossible to take down.
...
"What happened?!" Rebecca asked, trying to assure Nihilo was alive.
Zetta went for the abridged version of events. "We had a heated disagreement, and an airborn weapon of mass destruction conked him on the head. Impressive he's still alive."
"Augh, Nihilo! He can barely watch his head sometimes..." Rebecca said.
"Oh, no, I barely expected it myself. Came almost out of nowhere..." Zetta lied.
"Lemme guess, that 'heated disagreement' was what he was raging over earlier?" Roxxanne asked.
Zetta had to conceal his surprise-they had actually figured that out?! "Uh, yeah. He's really stubborn, isn't he?"
"Yep." Roxxanne said.
"That is a fair summary." Rosalind added.
"He's still trying to do that raid after all those losses...If he wants to do something, he'll do it." Rebecca said.
"So...Now what?" Roxxanne asked. This was it-an opportunity.
"Well, if I may suggest something..." Zetta started. "Just getting this war over and done with sooner should allow you to take him home...Who knows how long he'll be out? In any case, really, I'd just keep him in Aetheria's medical bay. And keep him away from his ax...Given his attitude about everything he might go into a frenzy."
"I personally doubt the frenzy bit, but that's honestly our best course of action anyways." Rosalind said.
"I'll go to Aetheria to make sure he's OK...I mean, we work together a lot." Rebecca said.
"RebeccaXNihilo OTP. :3" Roxxanne said, her mouth curling into that trollish catface.
"...Ugh." Was all Rebecca could muster to that one, as she took the unconscious Nihilo and walked off.
Meanwhile, Zetta decided not to take any high-risk attempts at recruiting anytime in the near future. Or at all.
Meanwhile, the Transistor/CAH Mob, for reasons explained above, fails to git gud and promptly dies, and Cranky Kong once again bemoans another waste of potential.
A ripple is felt through all 1337 planes of the memeth dimension of space. A great presence has arrived.
The true meme god, MODPACK.
I stare down the FALSE MEMER, and activate the MEME ENERGY around me to ascend into my TIER ONE meme forme. The amount of true, classic memes spewing out of me, in a manner such as light from a sun, is so staggering that the 69-420th planes of the memeth dimension begin to phase into one, ultimate plane.
A certain Meme Throne begins to vibrate, in response to the large amount of meme energy that has appeared at one time.
I manipulate the meme energy around me, and send a message to Mardek; @Cyanogynist
"The mememancer, the god of memes, Modpack, has arrived. It is time(me). "
Urgh. I had planned an update today, but my inveterate habit for procrastination won out. +2 to all charges (not alchemies, I think I'll stop +ing those) for the extended delay here.
Current Saga: Think Outside the Basement (Post-Terrapause/Post-Crypt)
Current Arc: The Source of All Memes (The City of Opportunity)
Lightform: /|||\ Jormungandr: <|||||> The Queener: _|||||_ The Infinity Edge: {||||}
+1 to Redstonetam
+1 to Darkside
+1 to Pricey
Isaac [AG BOSS]: 65/150 (+2 Crystal) Chorus Mortis [GUDLADDER]: 22/50 (+2 Crystal, +2 Redstione, +1 Pricey)
(Broken Fire Gauntlet && Concentrated Light Magic && Pieces of the Creator's vehicle's armor = Creator's Gauntlet) && (Brimstone && Soul of Light && Piece of paper with the Japanese symbol for light = Holy Brimstone) && Human Weeaboo Soul = My Innermost Apocalypse (Level 25) (21/26)
SMITE THY FOE! The requests for Holy Brimstone on the BoI subreddit were too ing high. So I made this. Holds insane power over light, high power over creation, ridiculous power over determination, and over 9000 power over the forces of anime. Well, it's made with a HUMAN weeaboo soul. It can also fire lasers which alternate from yellow and blue. Also this turns almost anyone who wields this into a weeaboo.
(Razer Blade 2015 && Copy of Undertale = Razor Blade 201X) && Red Ring of Death && (Mountain Dew && ([BLACK] Strongbox && [RED] RIA 20 Striker = [RED] Strongbox) && Laptop Liquid Cooling System && The King of Town's Denture Tablets = [RED] Pulsating Mountain Dew Laptop Coolant System) = Razer Blade 201X Red Sun (Level 17) (15/18) This red laptop pulsates with slightly higher power over Red Sun energies than the Red Ring of Death. It also possesses great power over creation and light power over reality. It also has a complete compendium of sbemails, sbemail in-jokes, and sbemail easter eggs. I don't know why either.
((Cell Phone || Magic Mirror = Technological Mirror) && (Portable Enchantment Table && Dimensional Scissors || Sennheiser speakers = Warpset) = Warpspeaker Mirror) && (The 9-Volt (BoI pet) && Liquid Game Grumps = Game Grumps Absorber Battery) && ((Echo Flower Petals && Essence of JonTron = ECHo Flower Petals) || Advanced Technological Mirror software = ECH-OS) && Potent Smoke Majjyks = Echo Mirror (Level 25) (6/26) This is it. The item that will finally release that saccharine side of me. This also has intense illusion majjyks paired with just-as-intense smoke majjyks.
((Chlorophyte Warhammer && Chlorophyte Jackhammer && Shroomite Ingot && Every Pyro melee weapon = Chlorophyte Automatic Warhammer) && ((Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker && Pwnhammer = Horseman's Breaker) && (Haunted Scrap Metal && Disempowerment Ritual && Essence of Memes = Illuminated Scrap Metal) = John Cena's Junk Crusher (Level 15) (6/16)
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! Yeah, I've wanted to do this for a looooooong time.
~~Spirit Reviser~~
None so far.
~~Regular Alchemies~~
None so far.
~~Elemental Infuser~~
Shoulderpads ++ Determination = Pauldron of the Barrage (Level 10) (0/11)
MEGA DEFLECT!
--Assault Team (DEAD)
Yeah, at least the Assault Team got their ultimate abilities out.
--Transistor (SUMMONED!)
333,333 HP
The Spine: Passives(), Functions() and Augments() have no cooldowns. Whenever a Function() is used, summon a BadCell.
Overload: When the Transistor's hp hits 0, restore it to full hp and destroy two random Functions(), two random Passives() and two random Auguments(). Once the Transistor runs out of Functions(), destroy the Transistor. When revived by Overload, the Spoil of War is not dropped.
Augument(): Whenever the Transistor uses a Function(), modify it's effects with an Augument().
Reboot(): At the start of each turn, gain the effects of a random Passive() and lose the effects from last turn.
Kill(): 8 round charge. Activate all existing Functions() without Auguments().
Passive():
Crash(): Takes 20% reduced damage and is immune to debuffs.
Mask(): The first attack this turn made by the Transistor mini-crits.
Tap(): The Transistor will heal for 15% of damage dealt.
Void(): The Transistor cripples targets hit.
Ping(): 20% chance to dodge attacks. Applied after Jaunt().
Help(): BadCells will not spawn this turn.
Function():
Crash(): Deal high damage to 3 entities. Stun and Crash all entities hit. Enemies that are already crashed will be Broken instead.
Help(): Summon Fetch and Luna, if they are already killed. If any of the characters are alive, heal them to full health.
Jaunt(): For the next 3 turns, gain a 35% chance to avoid attacks.
Bounce(): Deal moderate damage to an entity. Can be cast 4 times in one turn.
Cull(): Deal massive damage to and knock up 2 nearby entities.
Spark(): Deal insanely high damage split equally among 2-5 random entities.
Augument():
Crash(): The attack will do increased damage and Crash entities hit. Enemies that are already Crashed will instead be Broken.
Cull(): Knocks up entities hit, up to 3 entities.
Tap(): Heals for 30% of damage dealt, reduced to 10% for Cull() and Spark().
Flood(): The attack will inflict Flood on the target.
Ping(): Attack will be double cast.
Purge(): The attack will inflict Purge on the target.
Effects:
Crash: Takes 20% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Broken: Cannot dodge attacks. Takes 50% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Flood: Deals 30,000 damage over 2 turns.
Purge: Deals 10,000 damage over 3 turns. If the target is not a boss, deal massive damage at the end of this time.
Crippled: Deals 40% reduced damage. 50% chance for dodge to fail. Lasts for 2 turns.
Summoned Entities:
[AG]
Fetch:
50,000/50,000 HP
Will Crash enemies hit.
Luna:
[AG]
50,000/50,000 HP
Will Flood enemies hit.
BadCell:
[AG]
10,000/10,000 HP
When killed, explode, dealing a small amount of damage to an entity and crashing it for one turn, and deal 30,000 damage to the Transistor. Overkill damage will also be dealt to the Transistor (damage that exceeds the entity's current health).
Spoil of War: Buzzing Transistor Core: This Spoil stores up to 10 charges.
1-4 charges: Use Bounce() on an entity. Charges consumed depend on the number of times Bounce() is used.
5 charges: Deal high damage to an entity and either Crash, Flood, Purge or Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it again will Break the entity.
10 charges: Either use Cull() or Spark(), or deal high damage to an entity and Crash, Flood, Purge AND Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it will Break the entity.
Nulled.
Meanwhile in the Source of All Memes, Mardek recieves Modpack's message.
Searching for a compass: 14/15 (+2 from crys) Nihilumbra or Light and Colours48/55 (+2 from crys, +1 from GR)
Actions
Az plunges the Transistor into the Transistor.. Transistor plunges the Transistor into the Az. Nope. Az plunges the Transistor into something less confusing and contrary. Just maybe after she had roughed it up a little. It being the Terror Blood Crawler. Finally revealing what Collapse() does, Az threw her Transistor into the air, it sparks a few times before a massive gash appeared in space-time around it, visible even to the naked eye of spectators. The gash glowed with teal-coloured energy, a purple void located within. The Terror rose into the air, similarly surrounded by teal energy. A spark, and the Terror collapsed in on itself, compacted to a small cube, before being wripped apart jettisoned into the infinite abyss of the Void. The rift closed with similar forces, and the battlefield found itself one entity short of earlier.
Cooldowns
Blizzard(TM)cooldown: 3/5
Ice Barrier cooldown: 4/4
Lich Slap cooldown: 3/4
Extended Life cooldown: 1/5 (fixed)
From the Grave cooldown: 0/4
Anarc___'_ Cook____ 3/3
Quake's Leuitenant Does this really need a cooldown? I'll give it a once per turn rule.
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Function Found
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Two Handed Axe, lvl 7 Disassembly,lvl 5 Ultimata Drain Rifles (lvl 26) Sol's Twig (lvl 10) Sniper Armor, lvl 3, incerases accuracy of guns
Empire Earth IV, lvl 3
Typhoon Sniper (lvl 7) Angelic Longbow (lvl 10)
Demonic Recurve (lvl 10)
Thunder Essence (lvl 15) Power Ranger Armor (lvl 15)(IIII) Thunder Stone (lvl 5) Transformation Stone (lvl 5) Matlera Hook (lvl 9) Heart... (III) Bold is for crafted items Italics is for gained from other things (like steal...) Underline is for found items via charges Yellow is for Project transformation. Blue = lvl 10-20 Red = lvl 21-25 Green = lvl 1-9 Cyan is for Spoils.
The project of Penultimate weaponry set. May be the best friend, or worst enemy. In these times, Balladina must be here, otherwise, Godmodder would ultimately win:
Balladina's Leather Armor (x)
Balladina's Poisoned Longsword (starting)(can be extended)
Balladina's Pocket Shortbow (x)
Alina's Infinite Cup (x)
Balladina's Bandwith (x)
Alina's Mask (x)
Balladina's Steel Underarmor (x)
Popiel's Crown (x)
Von Kostryn Longsword (x)
Von Kostryn Iron Helmet (x)
Von Kostryn Iron Chestplate(x)
X = Not having it And the ultimates:
Balladina's Guard Armor. (don't have)
Balladina's Recurve. (nope)
Balladina's Mythical Mask. (don't have)
Balladina's Vilethorn Blade(pretty much like spoil, chargeable) (not having)
IN PROGRESS: (Plantera Hook&& (Scorpion Hook && (Lunar Hook && Plantera Hook) && Superpowers) && Balladina's Knife) && (Balladina's Sword &&(Deadman Poison&&Iron Gads &&(Reverse Vintuci || Balladina's Sickle && Balladina (book)))) = Balladina's Poisoned Longsword (22/26) (lvl 25) (Tip: read this book to find the answer) The Sword of Balladina is enchanced with her Soul. May cause poisoning. A legendary sword (or knife), what caused Von Kostryn to pass out, killed Alina, Goniec and manipulating everyone. Every Balladina's sage Weapon will have 25 lvl, while penultimates 50 lvl. READY: Thunderstorm && (Essence of ... && Thunder) || Essences && Pure Power && Thunder && (Tinquinci && Coppingu) = Thunder Essence (16/16)(lvl 15) The essence is a natural trap of Pikachu. Free him to see what happens. While inventory it will imbue every weapon with electrity. IN PROGRESS: Arkhallis && (Hobinhall && Orthuler && (Avanganda && Excalibur && Retingazer ) && Untingon) || (Balladina (Book) && Balladina Essence && Short Crossbow && Short bow) && Recurve = Balladina's Pocket Shortbow (7/26) (lvl 25) The Pocket Shortbow is more like actual Tsunami 2.0. It can shotfast, in parrarels of 20 and 7 others at 360 direction. These arrows inflicts Deadman Poison, which is upgrade to Venom in terms of damage. Even if unused by Balladina, we'll use it. IN PROGRESS: (Solar Armor && Vortex Armor && Nebula Armor && Stardust Armor) && (Goniec Armor && Von Kostryn Armor && Balladina Leather Clothes && (Balladina Soul && Superpower && (Solar Armor || Balladina Leather Clothes) && Balladina (book))) = Balladina's Leather Armor (7/26) (lvl 25) Balladina Leather Armor provides same defence as combined four lunar armors. In terms of durablity, it's even more durable than anything. It have moderate control of Evil and Ranged, lesser at Magic and Summon, and least at Melee and Balladina soul.
ALTS: Farechu (RP and Fact character)
Farechu <---> King Dessain (King Dedede hammer, Transformation Stone and Darkness Essence needed, can later transform for free). Farechu/King Dessain ----> King Faressain Dechu (Superior Transformation Stone, Merge Stones and Chaos Crystal Needed)
(from now) Farechu ----> Pikachu (if exposed to Raichite, Farechu is Half Pikachu in fact) King Dessain ----> King Dedede (if exposed to Mecha Hammer, same)
^^ -----> Faressain Ultimatus/King Ultimatus (one if merged Faressain + all 8 forms above, second when all 8 pure forms merge), can use all abilities.
(1 = 5, 2 = 5, 3 = 15)
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Specials:
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Actions: My alchemies... are ready. No return from that... I'm ready, even if my mind gets destroyed, even if I die... Faressain puts himself in the middle of circle. He merges up the three alchemies, and his house got thundered... meanwhile Faressain got mind of Pikachu... the birth as Pichu... the evolution... the catch... the battlers, his trainer... his seal... He woke up at the house. *Pika* What happened? I swear... Then he got to mirror... His cheeks were red, he resembled Pikachu... But what happened? He forgot the part with Thunder, since he got in same milisecond as before transformation. *Pika* His part of empty mind were overtaken by Pikachu... But he remembered... The godmodder was evil... he sealed Pikachu in a trap... then Faressain... saving him... sacrificing himself... Farechu went off the house... and tested his abilities *Pika* Ughhh... I didn't train since I was locked... After testing his abilities he went closer PGs... and closer... and paralyzed them. Then he seen Blue, Red and Green here. He followed them to City of Opportunity, since he also wants to go in.
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Helping:
+2 redstone
+1 Pricey (he supported me , I need to pay him same).
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OOC:
Since Faressain transformed, please, say now other than Faressain, Farechu.
Badass Triangle Shades-Wearing Cyborg MLG Honey Badger: 60/200
Tetrahellatus: 28/450
Alchemy:
Beam Spam && More Dakka && Missile Spam && Grenade Spam: The Obliterator: (19/25)
I proceed to release a deadly plague at the Terror Blood Crawler, which is ALSO stealing from a god (Ask your doctor if you want to worship said god because of the side effects, which...are a lot, considering that it's a god of disease. Even if he is surprisingly affable. Then again, he IS from the same universe as the other gods I stole from, which include a manipulative god of hope)
After that, I proceed to go to Opportunity to take one of the quests (I guess I'll take "Home Movies". Specially because I still have to use up the rest of that disease).
CHARGES:
A Certain Cloud-Like Computer Program (1/50)
A bunch of "bringers" (1/20)
ALCHEMIES:
Meme Energy in the shape of a gun that is also a sword && a bottled form of the feeling of rage = ??? 1/??
Meme Energy in the shape of a fist that also happens to be a rocket launcher && a bottled form of the feeling of relief = ??? 1/??
An empty AI shell husk && Life energy && A sword= ??? 1/??
A tree && A piece of grass && A Flower = ??? 1/??
I notice the time it took for Mardek to notice the memes I had slipped in my message. Any pure of heart memer would have noticed them instantly. I continue my meme ascension.
Jibbly jibbly jibbly! @crystalcat Cyberius Crescendo was level 20.
Current Saga: Think Outside the Basement (Post-Terrapause/Post-Crypt)
Current Arc: The Source of All Memes (The City of Opportunity)
Lightform: /|||\ Jormungandr: <|||||> The Queener: _|||||_ The Infinity Edge: {||||}
+1 to Redstonetam
+1 to Darkside
+1 to Pricey
Isaac [AG BOSS]: 62/150 (+2 Crystal) Chorus Mortis [GUDLADDER]: 16/50 (+2 Crystal)
(Broken Fire Gauntlet && Concentrated Light Magic && Pieces of the Creator's vehicle's armor = Creator's Gauntlet) && (Brimstone && Soul of Light && Piece of paper with the Japanese symbol for light = Holy Brimstone) && Human Weeaboo Soul = My Innermost Apocalypse (Level 25) (20/26) (+2 Redstone, +2 Crystal)
SMITE THY FOE! The requests for Holy Brimstone on the BoI subreddit were too ing high. So I made this. Holds insane power over light, high power over creation, ridiculous power over determination, and over 9000 power over the forces of anime. Well, it's made with a HUMAN weeaboo soul. It can also fire lasers which alternate from yellow and blue. Also this turns almost anyone who wields this into a weeaboo.
(Razer Blade 2015 && Copy of Undertale = Razor Blade 201X) && Red Ring of Death && (Mountain Dew && ([BLACK] Strongbox && [RED] RIA 20 Striker = [RED] Strongbox) && Laptop Liquid Cooling System && The King of Town's Denture Tablets = [RED] Pulsating Mountain Dew Laptop Coolant System) = Razer Blade 201X Red Sun (Level 17) (14/18) (+2 Crystal) This red laptop pulsates with slightly higher power over Red Sun energies than the Red Ring of Death. It also possesses great power over creation and light power over reality. It also has a complete compendium of sbemails, sbemail in-jokes, and sbemail easter eggs. I don't know why either.
((Cell Phone || Magic Mirror = Technological Mirror) && (Portable Enchantment Table && Dimensional Scissors || Sennheiser speakers = Warpset) = Warpspeaker Mirror) && (The 9-Volt (BoI pet) && Liquid Game Grumps = Game Grumps Absorber Battery) && ((Echo Flower Petals && Essence of JonTron = ECHo Flower Petals) || Advanced Technological Mirror software = ECH-OS) && Potent Smoke Majjyks = Echo Mirror (Level 25) (5/26) (+2 Crystal) This is it. The item that will finally release that saccharine side of me. This also has intense illusion majjyks paired with just-as-intense smoke majjyks.
((Chlorophyte Warhammer && Chlorophyte Jackhammer && Shroomite Ingot && Every Pyro melee weapon = Chlorophyte Automatic Warhammer) && ((Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker && Pwnhammer = Horseman's Breaker) && (Haunted Scrap Metal && Disempowerment Ritual && Essence of Memes = Illuminated Scrap Metal) = John Cena's Junk Crusher (Level 15) (5/16) (+2 Crystal)
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! Yeah, I've wanted to do this for a looooooong time.
~~Spirit Reviser~~
None so far.
~~Regular Alchemies~~
None so far.
~~Project Everfree~~
Navitas Nox && HH-AT Archimedes && The Unreal && Suetech Machine Sniper Rifle && All varieties of Minecraftian debuffing Potions && Jarate && Mad Milk = MAXSIDE Horizon's Daybreakers (Level 20) (0/21)
Might as well help Roxxanne with her ship. This 18-pack of auto-turrets fires lasers with utmost accuracy and as much dakka as the whole Ultimatum line combined. I don't have the Nerfing Minienders, but that's why the debuffing materials are there. Yeah, Mardek works for MAXSIDE.
--Assault Team (DEAD)
Yeah, at least the Assault Team got their ultimate abilities out.
--Transistor (SUMMONED!)
333,333 HP
The Spine: Passives(), Functions() and Augments() have no cooldowns. Whenever a Function() is used, summon a BadCell.
Overload: When the Transistor's hp hits 0, restore it to full hp and destroy two random Functions(), two random Passives() and two random Auguments(). Once the Transistor runs out of Functions(), destroy the Transistor. When revived by Overload, the Spoil of War is not dropped.
Augument(): Whenever the Transistor uses a Function(), modify it's effects with an Augument().
Reboot(): At the start of each turn, gain the effects of a random Passive() and lose the effects from last turn.
Kill(): 8 round charge. Activate all existing Functions() without Auguments().
Passive():
Crash(): Takes 20% reduced damage and is immune to debuffs.
Mask(): The first attack this turn made by the Transistor mini-crits.
Tap(): The Transistor will heal for 15% of damage dealt.
Void(): The Transistor cripples targets hit.
Ping(): 20% chance to dodge attacks. Applied after Jaunt().
Help(): BadCells will not spawn this turn.
Function():
Crash(): Deal high damage to 3 entities. Stun and Crash all entities hit. Enemies that are already crashed will be Broken instead.
Help(): Summon Fetch and Luna, if they are already killed. If any of the characters are alive, heal them to full health.
Jaunt(): For the next 3 turns, gain a 35% chance to avoid attacks.
Bounce(): Deal moderate damage to an entity. Can be cast 4 times in one turn.
Cull(): Deal massive damage to and knock up 2 nearby entities.
Spark(): Deal insanely high damage split equally among 2-5 random entities.
Augument():
Crash(): The attack will do increased damage and Crash entities hit. Enemies that are already Crashed will instead be Broken.
Cull(): Knocks up entities hit, up to 3 entities.
Tap(): Heals for 30% of damage dealt, reduced to 10% for Cull() and Spark().
Flood(): The attack will inflict Flood on the target.
Ping(): Attack will be double cast.
Purge(): The attack will inflict Purge on the target.
Effects:
Crash: Takes 20% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Broken: Cannot dodge attacks. Takes 50% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Flood: Deals 30,000 damage over 2 turns.
Purge: Deals 10,000 damage over 3 turns. If the target is not a boss, deal massive damage at the end of this time.
Crippled: Deals 40% reduced damage. 50% chance for dodge to fail. Lasts for 2 turns.
Summoned Entities:
[AG]
Fetch:
50,000/50,000 HP
Will Crash enemies hit.
Luna:
[AG]
50,000/50,000 HP
Will Flood enemies hit.
BadCell:
[AG]
10,000/10,000 HP
When killed, explode, dealing a small amount of damage to an entity and crashing it for one turn, and deal 30,000 damage to the Transistor. Overkill damage will also be dealt to the Transistor (damage that exceeds the entity's current health).
Spoil of War: Buzzing Transistor Core: This Spoil stores up to 10 charges.
1-4 charges: Use Bounce() on an entity. Charges consumed depend on the number of times Bounce() is used.
5 charges: Deal high damage to an entity and either Crash, Flood, Purge or Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it again will Break the entity.
10 charges: Either use Cull() or Spark(), or deal high damage to an entity and Crash, Flood, Purge AND Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it will Break the entity.
Joel got a message from the Malwarebytes guys that he should work with them to test what each rogueware virus does for wider protection. He decided it was time to leave.
He then wrote a letter to Mardek, and to whoever will take his place.
The letter to Mardek was about his new job, and how cool it was to fight monstrrs and stuff with him.
The letter to his successor was about the current situation, the Terrarian Godmodding War, Chorus Mortis, and the Mary Sue, Roxxanne Rembrandt.
Said letter went to Leafy.
"Well, it can't be worse than what's on YouTube, right?"
Leafy tapped the Skaia logo on the letter, and he was instantly teleported to the Battlefield.
Leafy pulled out Blood Rights out of his inventory, then summons Isaac's Heart. He then prays to the gods of AutoHotKey for temporary spacebar spam.
He walks up to the Terror Blood Crawler, then the spacebar spam starts. The damage builds up on it, scaling with every hit. The spacebar breaks, ending the spam at that point.
HP: 450,000
Airborne (It really doesn't matter anymore, does it?)
Unique Skills:
-Voidbomb: Drops a sphere containing pure void onto some poor fool's head, dishing out heavy damage to that foe, and medium damage to surrounding foes. 5-round charge. Starts fully charged.
-Bombing Run: Drops normal bombs on an opponent and surrounding opponents. Deals medium-high damage. 3-round charge. Starts fully charged.
-Death Ray: Will fire a death ray at an unlucky individual. Deals insane damage. 10-round charge.
-Stupid amount of guns: Always hits the target with basic attacks. If the target would have dodged, deal 50% damage.
-Group Decimation: All attacks always deals 2x damage to groups.
-Incineration: 50% chance to burn target.
-Kamikaze: Will run into the thing that destroyed it, exploding in its face and unleashing the void contained within its balloon. If said thing is an invulnerable character, then randomly select an enemy target.
The Void Blimp fires upon the T. Blood Crawler.
Actions...
Gevul Omaar: (25/101) Oho boy... be thankful that this is a low-priority thing. (I ain't accepting any charges for this one. No ifs, ands, or buts.)
Blade power Rejuvination (4/10, 0/10, 0/10) (+2 compensation)
Will re-enact my 3 legendary blades' special abilities, one by one.
I continue studying. Boring stuff.
Bane... also does nothing.
Can't be arsed to do this.
Spoils & Other Chargeables...
Lance of Creation (III); casts Genesis.
Genesis: Deals massive holy damage to 3 entities, heals allied entities. (greatly increased damage against groups. Groups only count as 1 entity.)
Suldaan-Doom's Meteor(s): {III}
Sends meteors down into a foe, or multiple foes. Deals greater damage against lone foes. Damage distributed on how many foes were hit.
Disabled for now due to issues.
Leinro Fiit-Rebalance: ^III^
Buffs the attack, defense, and turn order of an ally, or debuffs those stats for enemies, for 2 turns. Can do this for up to 5 targets, but the effects will be much weaker. Debuff strengths range from 1-5, 5 being the greatest (1 entity/player) and 1 being weakest (5 separate entities/players). Each level increases stat adjustments by 5% each.
Disabled for now due to issues.
My 3 main weapons (Leinro Fiit, Ved Vozahnil, Suldaan)-Fear The Darkness: /IIIII/
Deals high damage to a single entity, and inflict Deteriorate on them for 2 turns.
Deteriorate: Decreases attack, and deals damage over time to current and max HP.
Disabled for now due to issues.
More coming soon.
Support:
GoldenReady (+1)
Toast (+1)
Sirplop (+1)
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The MR alchemy upgrade, my Inventory, and my Project can now be found HERE, at the bottom of the post. The project is still a WIP.
Ho hum.
Also, low-charged attacks are generally... not very powerful. I generally add a creativity bonus equal to a regular attack before even counting the charge, but you may wish to charge more.
-=Charges Ţ͡h̶̨e̡͜ ̵Eņ͢͝d̛͢le͜͞҉s͟s̶͏ ͠͏O͘҉͜ne͏ (147/300) +1 from Darkside, +2 from Comp
Inverse Attendant (15/15) +2(1) from comp -- COMPLETED
Endless Pathrazer (3/15) +2 from comp
-=Summons
The Aetherian Rift shudders awake again, this time a large 3-armed monster with taut dull red skin crawls out, the ground turning to dust underfoot. Inverse Attendant summoned! [N][HP:150000]
++++All damage dealt to Inverse Attendant is instead converted to HP capable of overhealing. All HP gained that is not gained through damage causes Inverse Attendant to take damage instead. ++++Lifesend: Target entity gains X HP and Inverse Attendant loses X HP, where X can be any number that has been overhealed. Cooldown 3. When summoned, this ability does not need to cool down.
-=Actions
The Inverse Attendant meatshields the Dust Elemental, before backhanding the Terror Blood Crawler with one of its arms!
The Artificial Guardian SHOULD be dead. Just sayin'.
The Dust Elemental looks ravenously at the Blood Crawler, and leaps at its face with terrifying ferocity.
I give the Godmodder a milkshake!
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THE MILK IS ROTTEN!
UFUEFUEFUEFUEFUEFUEFUEFUEFUEFUE!
-=Alchemies Immortal Soul of the Dying Sun && Core Eva && Core Oran && Core Titan == Dawn (Lvl. 30 - 8/31) +2 from comp, +1 from Pricey
Moss Pile && Cheez-it Box && Some Old Boots == Unholy Conglomeration (Lvl. 25 - 20/26) +2 from comp
Synthetic Tungsten ii Bicarbonate Shell && Harder, Faster, Stronger, Better Sword Stuff == Artificial Guardian - Equipment Upgrade (Lvl. 15 - 15/16) +2 from comp
Artificial Guardian Reconstruction (1/8)
-- Artificial Guardian
When the Artificial Guardian dies, it becomes an unaidable 6 charge alchemy to be made into an entity again. Minimum of 2 turns out of the battlefield before reentry. Immune to mind control, cannot be controlled by anyone but me, and permanently N. "I created him for a purpose; He will fight for me alone."
++Equipment Upgrade - Increases health to 95000, multiplies attack by x1.5, and increases the return time to 8.
-- Dust Elemental
Whenever the Dust Elemental attacks, a random entity on the side it is attacking loses its attack this turn. (Godmodder Included.)
-- Inverse Attendant
All damage dealt to Inverse Attendant is instead converted to HP capable of overhealing. All HP gained that is not gained through damage causes Inverse Attendant to take damage instead.
Lifesend: Target entity gains X HP and Inverse Attendant loses X HP, where X can be any number that has been overhealed. Cooldown 3. When summoned, this ability does not need to cooldown.
Keeping these around in case of resurrection... Heheh...
-- Aetherderon, God of the Worlds Polyp Swarm: Causes polyps to leap off of Aetherderon and attack 3 target entities. If they fail to attack their target, they will find a new one. Great Call: Deals large amounts of damage to target entity. Starstrike: Calls a star down from the sky to annihilate a target entity and anything that happens to be around it. Stare of Immortality: Causes the afflicted entity's next attack to fail. Dead yet Dreaming: Aetherderon will 'kill' himself, and return in 4 rounds at half his max health and free of effects (positive and negative). Spoil of War is not dropped. (Cools while he's alive)
Spoil of War - The Great Horn: Can be used to summon a spectral stampede of... things to attack a specific target, damaging it and anything that happens to be close to it! (IE things that just attacked it up close, related entities, etc.) Cooldown of 5.
-- Szalinthia, Bringer of Light Break Rank -- Deals small amounts of damage to all entities on selected side. All entities damaged this way have less attack damage for the remainder of the turn. Cooldown: 4 Rising Sun -- Deals large amounts of damage to all entities on selected side. All AG entities have more attack damage for the remainder of the turn. Cooldown: 4 Bring to Light -- Creates 5 Demonic Legionnaires. (All begin protecting Szalinthia) Cooldown: 3 Fight for a Cause (Passive) -- Whenever an entity on the AG side dies, Szalinthia and all Demonic Legionnaires gain more attack power.
-- Demonic Legionnaires
At the beginning of every turn, create 3 more Demonic Legionnaires if there are at least 5 remaining.
Do less damage then average
-- Titanic Crusher
Titanic Crusher restores 5000 health at the start of every round unless at full health.
-- Incubation Beast
At the beginning of the EOTB, create a Sludge Crawler for every PG entity type on the field. (AKA group entities still only count as 1 type) -- Oracle of Dust
When Oracle of Dust is attacked, it deals half as much total damage as it took to each entity that attacked it.
Lvl. 25 - Everfree; Staff that spatially manipulates anything I really want. Prevents time from being altered around it.
Lvl. 25 - Blackguard; Elemental attacks do no damage - Is also a quantum shield.
Lvl. 10 - Edge of the Shifting World; Doesn't function like a normal sword, cuts space-time instead of flesh.
Lvl. 05 - Dungeon Rock; Totally epic heavy metal guitar that really does nothing but be awesome!
Lvl. 17 - The Fallen; Plasma pistol given to all AGs and Ns, curtesy of me.
Lvl. 25 - Unlimatum; Ultimatum's big brother.
Lvl. 05 - Whispering Shroud; Totally awesome coat that mimics the ocean! Hard rain and everything!
Lvl. 25 - Eternity's Tremor; Godly spatial hammer of epic epicness.
Lvl. 10 - Genesis; Everfree's younger brother. Much younger. Like, 70+ pages younger.
Lvl. 10 - Terra Firma; Piono's earth hammer.
Lvl. 10 - Warden; a worse Blackguard.
Lvl. 06 - Bag of Holding; Self explanatory.
Lvl. 10 - Darkstone Scryer; "A compass with a needle that almost never ceases to move, made of blackened and warped voidmetal. The map used in its creation has given it the power over knowledge to chart a path through even the most treacherous of places, or even the Void itself, and merely possessing the compass gives the holder both protection against the dangers of the Void and the knowledge of how to travel in it. It can tap into eldritch and void power if the holder has need of self-defense on his wanderings."
Lvl. 15 - Aftershock; A pair of swanky earthen knucklebusters from Toast! Dare ye challenge me to fisticuffs?
Lvl. 14 - Bag of Possibilities; A bag that I can pull something out of! What that something will be every time I reach in, I will never know.
Lvl. 25 - Dust; "A simple-looking, understated, aged weapon, with a chipped blade that seems to constantly shed fine particles of itself."
Lvl. 05 - Dunestrider's Sunback; "A coat that holds the power of decay and water. Constantly sheds a fine dust, and keeps the wearer hydrated at all times."
Lvl. 25 - Unending Swarm; "A compass whose needle constantly spins, crafted of warped, blackened voidmetal and outer land wood. The needle itself seems to be a moving hole into a void darker than the Void itself, a void that is paradoxically full of endless possibility. Upon use, it taps into eldritch power and infinite possibility and summons a vast swarm of things - the only word that can really do justice to its creations. It also has power over the void, travel, and knowledge, carried over from the Darkstone Scryer."
Lvl. 25 - Core Eva; A disk symbolizing the thin line between creation and destruction.
Lvl. 25 - Core Titan; A fine blade (and only a blade), representing the rise of great empires and legions, and the collapse of the world.
Lvl. 25 - Core Oran; A pommel depicting an ongoing battle between invading forces and a defending legion, neither side ever tiring.
Other stuff I can't remember because it was 100+ pages ago.
Lvl. 1 Soul of Intellect
Lvl. 1 Soul of Flight
Lvl. 1 Soul of Clarity
Lvl. 1 Soul of Light
Lvl. 3 Lucid Soul of the Creator Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Storm
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of Instability
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Angel
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Lich Lvl. 5 Immortal Soul of Swordsmanship
Lvl. 5 Immortal Soul of the Dying Sun
Alright, so. There are certain powerful weapons from the past that I'm interested in obtaining. I think I'll start slow. I'm not revealing anything prematurely, mostly because I'm just totally winging it, haha.
The Broken Record(Obtained) AND Metatron's Melody(Obtained) OR Compass(Obtained) AND Broken Uranium's Umbrage(Obtained) = Broken Anachronism (Level 40) ...Wait, Fseftr's gone. So... I guess it falls to me to pick up the pieces.
Diamond Double Bladed Lightsaber && Obsidanite Sword && Purity Sword && Magic Cueball = Oblivion's Guardian (Level 40)
INVENTORY (And details on... a ladder.)
Ion Cannon [IIII]
Fenrir/MPGBC [IIIII]
I fire the Ion Cannon straight into the Transistor.
NEW: Slipshot Ammunition && Enchida's Quills && Navitas Nox && Roxx Fixed-position Smart-RPG, Salvo Model x4 = Dynamic Entry (Level ?: 1/?)
Ingredient Explamation: Roxxanne's new investment into Suetech has lead to her being able to make Rocket Launchers, among other things. Fixed Position means its facing only one direction, Smart-RPG is a homing variety, and the Salvo model doesn't fire one big rocket, it fires nine smaller rockets in quick succession, a tenth of a second to each rocket. Slipshot bypassess any energy shields with frightening ease, but only one (hence Doubleshielding). Enchida's Quills, combined with Navitas Nox, ensure EXTREME penetration on the rockets to allow them to dig DEEP into an enemy ship before destroying it, as if basically being a laser on top of being a rocket didn't sound like enough.
NEW: Roxx Grand Line AV-Railgun x2 && Navitas Nox && Nulla Stella && Chaos Majjyks = Grand Slam (Level ?: 1/?)
Ingredient Explamation: Yes, Roxxanne can make railguns now! Specifically, Anti-Vehicle Railguns designed to punch through the toughest hulls and such like it was Plasticine. Navitas Nox is to add basically 50 Tsar Bombas of punch to it (seriously, THAT is its maximum power per shot-minimum, it's 50 suitcase nukes), while Nulla Stella is there to warp the projectile's speed to as fast as it can get, letting the Railgun itself more accurately fire a massive stream of exploisons. Chaos Majjyks are there to help destabilize whatever gets in the way of the shot even further-by impact, the actual shot will pretty much obliterate whatever is in the way.
Ingredient Explamation: Nerfing Reality Majjyks only brought up 8 Auto-Turrets from a level of what I consider to be 4-5 to be Level 10, as they are Reality Majjyks, but their only ability is to nerf things-well, mind, but only that...But that's just a personal anecdote on the matter. I expect this to be high-level, mind, but probably 22-23 at worst.
The Roxx HMG guns mentioned above are more of Roxxanne's personal brand of Suetech-desgined weaponry, specifically Automated Point-defense Turrets (or APT, hence the name), explicitly for use against lighter aerial targets (the things most likely to even get that close) and shooting them down, partially with reasonable accuracy/recoil for such weapons, but partially because of some intense dakka. Not to Ultimatum's par of basically a wall of bullets, as even a Sue can't just make that overnight, but still a lot of bullets, and will only bankrupt about a NINTH of China to fire at full Auto for 3 seconds (though aside from this it has no real 'special' effects). The Infinity Pistol is brought in to facilitate the means of getting unlimited ammunition: Its special effect basically amounts to not needing to reload, and the Dva variants on it actually GENERATE pistol ammunition occasionally, meaning that, over time, Roxxanne can make a profit by selling ammo for guns (and Vladof, the manufacturer, is known for rapid fire so 'occasionally' turns into 'quite often')-the Anarchist is the base model of pistol the Infinity is founded upon, known for its rotating barrel (The lemniscate pattern here is neutralized, only the components that generate infinite ammunition remain). Navitas Nox...Needs no explanation beyond its there to punch through MUCH tougher things that some so-so bullets cannot. Finally, the Nerfing Majjyks, again; desgined to nerf targets that get hit by it, temporarily depriving them of their full form and basically reducing all stats. It's a small effect per bullet, but that's a lot of bullets.
City of Opportunity [PG]: 3,000,000,000,000/3,000,000,000,000 HP. QUESTS: 0/5. Reinforcements: 0 (+10,000 Per turn). Hyperion Troops cannot attack except in Retaliation (or if Quest objectives demand it). Repossession: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (2/25)
ARENA CHALLENGES: I am ALWAYS looking out for new people to dish out the pain to. As such, I'm demanding Arena Challenges. I'll take 3 at a time on-cue. (Alternatively, I dish them out, which is rare).
There are two/three kinds of opponents you can pick. The first is versus my standard characters. Fredbear is kind of wounded right now, so he can't accept challengers and he'll be using a VASTLY different fighting style. As for the other two, There's a slight difference between each; Roxxanne will use all the Level 50 alchemies bar the Lord Michael's Hat, Akron's Core and the Crystalized Ki, while Zetta will use the Lord Michael's Hat, the Coral Riff Guitar and the Medusa's Head. This is of standard difficulty. Rules and prizes will be discussed. Any special arena events will override challenges, so take note. This can occur in Free-For-Alls, Duels or Tag-Team matches, though I do NOT count them as separate characters for tag-team, so please if in the case of a Tag-Team, let me have an actual player on my side, m'kay?
The second are event battles, which are explicitly designed to destroy you. Deliberately unfair. Their equipment is varied on the character, and you'll get their full loadouts prior to a match with either.
ALCHEMIES:
Simple charge trading up for grabs. I'll +1 anyone who's willing to give me +1 on a consistent trade basis.
OK, where'd Opportunity go? It was just summoned?
Speaking of Opportunity...Hyperion's Reinforcements passive should now be 10,000, so let's start reinforcing with 2 FIX Loaders.
...
Nihilo had to facepalm. Of COURSE Roxxanne would do it. She wasn't the first person to think of this, nor was she the first to have a convenient loophole to the worst weakness of a sue, and for that matter, she probably wouldn't be the last either. BUT, she did it, and no matter what, sues were pains to work with (ignoring that she had a valid excuse as to why). Let alone Archsues, who generally attracted other Archsues to try to kill each other, ignoring the Sue Nation phenomenon that basically no-one wanted to talk about. And it was ROXXANNE, who, to put it lightly, was always a bit of a Munchkin. Maybe not to the absurd levels that got some people annoyed, and not to teamkilling levels either, but she was a bit obsessed with her own safety to the point where, quite frankly, any power that wasn't causing her mental issues was fair game. Managing to safely become an Archsue was perhaps the most Munchkin-like thing she's ever done. And this was on top of her being a thief. And apparently stealing three-halves of the Mainframe, as previous exposition stated.
Sometimes he had to wonder why THE KNIGHT saved her. Second chances and such, but the instant he really understood what Roxxanne was at her core, combined with the fact that the reason why they were looking for her in the first place was nullified long before she was found, it really just meant he was dealing with what could reasonably said to be a right gorilla. And not in the standard jerk sense where she was just rude, oh, no, Roxxanne wasn't usually rude like that to anyone. Rather, it was in a far more deeply insulting manner, and a self-destructive type to boot. This was a person who, earlier on, had he actually bothered to do some gorilla on his lonesome and took the initiative in eliminating his enemies, would have actually made everyone's life just so much easier, but for whatever reason, was just too scared and/or too lazy (CERTAINLY not too busy) to actually do it. It wasn't effortless, but given his abilities at the time, all he'd need is a scouting team and that was game. And it was irrational to boot, as quite frankly the very abilities that he was being hunted down for were also the ones that would have made it effortless to deal with the attackers with ease in the first place. Only after the situation degraded could he not effectively use his abilities to deal with it, at which point the situation got to where it is today. After he actually had to SPEND TIME with her, and really only after the situation seemed to calm down a bit, he made his decision-Roxxanne needed some serious attitude adjustment to really be considered anything better than Neutral on the sliding Moral scale (and as for the other axis, she was definitely Chaotic). He could understand some of the fire she got only AFTER spending some time with her and thinking over his previous actions-and while she's changed (namely she's much more outgoing and much more likely to actually do stuff), he couldn't imagine how she thought of herself beforehand. Certainly the circumstances were poor, but it felt like he could not sit her down and explicitly spell out how and why those methods that he employed were, if not at times hypocritical, than just stupid as all hell. While certainly tragic at points and certainly he did try to do his best and keep as pragmatic as possible, after a point, he stopped being sympathetic.
Yes, the gender pronouns were switched in that sentence. No, Roxxanne is not transgender, though given her abilities gender-bending was never out of the question at any point.
In any case, Nihilo, along with Rosalind and Rebecca, confronted Roxxanne after the match was over and everyone went home. Roxxanne's sueform, to put it quick, was basically a furry Congolmerate of the highest order at base, with the addition of a ton of arms, a number of ears and tails slightly lesser than those of the arms, a scent of cherry, and a mercifully low level of sparkling despite the Sue standard, and apparently she was now part-everything? Nihilo didn't know why and didn't want to bother having it clarified to him.
Roxxanne's excuse, at least, was valid, though still frustrating. Roxxanne was apparently nailed by a Trickster blast after deciding she'd burn the corpse because the embarassment/sublty needed to pull it off real good was too much work for not enough benefit. Tricksters generally do not see inhibition as a good thing and quite literally shut it down mentally until either mastery or expulsion. Nihilo knew Tricksters as they come and Roxxanne ALSO fit the bill now-and the properties of sanity generated by the neutralization of Trickster and Grimdark have only helped to cinch the loophole she exploited. At this point, it just went into strategies on how to make this work, and Nihilo opted to give her some nessecary items-10 Power inhibitors (she'd only need 1 or 2 to fully seal the Archsue powers, the rest were backup) and some Amnesia Powder (whatever got hit will forget anything recently discovered about the user). Beyond that, well...
...There was one OTHER term of discussion, one he didn't want to explicitly have to deal with. However, the Ruins-his way back-were now closed, and inspection indicated the extreme presence of reality majjyks flung about by both sides of this war to be the cause.
Nihilo, alongside Rebecca and Rosalind, marched back to the main battlegrounds-and lo and behold, he found Roxxanne there, on the minority side, looking infinitely less sue-ish and infinitely more like she did before. She was standing not too far from the strongest user of the reality majjyks he could tell existed on the field and some purple guy-Orchid eyes, gray tophat, short red hair, a cloak utterly dripping in Star Majjyks, and an arm made entirely of Oblivion energies.
"Alright, Roxxanne!" He shouted.
"Oh, hey Chief! Wazz-"
Roxxanne's expression turned from relatively jovial and carefree, as was usual, to something a lot more nervous. Nihilo's face was crunched up, staring down Roxxanne with nothing short of blistering fury. What he was about to do was something he wouldn't think of in many other scenarios-primary why he was pissed moreso than anything.
"Listen close, because there are two things I'll demand of you right now, and I'm thoroughly annoyed at BOTH!"
"Sounds like you're-"
"I DID NOT ASK THE PEANUT GALLERY TO FLAP GUMS, I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS!!! And you're only tangentially related!" Nihilo roared at the purple guy. No, no no no, he wasn't having it today.
Purple guy didn't follow up.
"IN ANY CASE...Ugh. Due to what has just been recently discovered of the Ruins of Memory, we have two problems: A, we can't leave, and B, we don't really know WHAT that place does...At all. Just when I thought I was getting a good picture...Bah! Point is, we have a bit of a situation, and you're involved. Now, first objectve: Get out of dodge! Bad news: Ruins is locked up! Good news: It's only due to the Reality-based power being flung about like snowballs, and only barely-the instant the war is over, we can open up the ruins and get out of this place, which I am officially sick of already!"
"Uh, right sir!"
"The OTHER issue, and far more pressing, is the apparent...Abilities...Of the Ruins. As in, the apparent PARADOXICAL abilities of the ruins. Paradoxes either made it, or it's generating them, or we're just idiots who don't know jack about time itself, but in any case, this needs attending to...But I don't even want to EXIST in the same spacetime as any of this for longer than I have to. The world where SBURB still exists and time loops were easy...I cannot handle time shenanigans. Period. I want to create a PHYSICAL INCARNATION of that just to strangle it! Of course, YOU don't seem nearly as reflexively revolted as I am about this place, so guess who's going to stick behind and figure out what's going on to pinpoint any particular activity?"
"Me."
"NO! Not...JUST You!" Nihilo roared. "And purple guy's off limits from the investigation, by the way, I'm getting the worst kind of vibes off of this guy. To put it another way, YOUR vibes."
HER vibes were untrustworthy, and Orchid was never a trustworthy color either, and HIS vibes were even more manipulative than Roxxanne's vibes. The 'bear' was a right douche, but this purple guy looked like something that Nihilo would see at the end of some kind of raid after absorbing the Artifact of All Power or something.
"Rosalind here is coming with you to make sure you don't improperly allocate our resources and such, so it's you AND her."
"High time I got out of the house. Plus, Nihilo basically won't let you touch gold."
"Dude, I'm not an impulse spender-"
Nihilo's face went absolutely blistering. He didn't CARE if she hasn't been spending anything impulsively in the past, giving anyone money at ALL was a sour button for him, especially after remaking a freaking voidcity with his funds. Roxxanne was instantly pacified.
"With that said...Rosalind, Roxxanne..."
Nihilo grimaced. He didn't want to DO this, but he had to. After all, it wasn't like there was a convenient way for them to just materialize stuff for them to sell that they had on hand or something.
He paused briefly, then pulled out an entire L00T chest from out of Hyperspace. Roxxanne's eyes lit up at the sight of the 18K-gold plated beauty that was the chest itself, let alone the sack of gold and potent materials and L00T within. It was THAT look, the look of a thief witnessing the prize right in front of her face-THAT was why he was stingy with letting Roxxanne roam free, because while Roxxanne wasn't the traitorous kind and he had no reason to REALLY go off at her, and Roxxanne was pretty likely to just follow the rules in the end, Roxxanne with L00T was a different matter...And he was just in a bad mood that day, really. He didn't at all notice the fact that, in slamming it down, he slammed up Transistor into the sky.
"L00T! Rosalind, make sure she doesn't do anything stupid with it! But yes, it's for both of you-the Runebooks, the Tiger Claws, the whatevers, it's there! Not the Triple-S class stuff, but that's too expensive for my tastes. This is A-class, though, so still expensive, and some of this stuff is stupidly valuable anyways, so don't LOSE it for pete's sake either! What's there'll get you a Voidship good enough to get you to where you need to go!"
"I don't want anything to DO with this, at all, so I'll be waiting at the entrance! I'll investigate OUR home and its corresponding areas when we get back-you investigate THIS area. OK?"
"Got it! :3"
"Understood."
Nihilo stomped off, Rebecca in tow.
...
"Being a bit-"
"I'M JUST IN A BAD MOOD OK!?"
"Still a bit-"
"DO I NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF?!"
"...OK."
...
"Roxxanne, why didn't you tell him about this?" Rosalind said, slightly expasperated.
"He never asked. Plus, anything tangentially related to SBURB, well, I don't think he needed to become MORE angry, do you? Double-plus, this means we can give back all the gold that he was going to let us spend on the Voidship AND get a better one! Net gain! And other stuff! :3" Roxxanne said.
Roxxanne wasted little time in dragging Rosalind to the Alchemiter the instant Nihilo was out of sight. Nihilo would thrash it instantly if he knew it existed-and her glasses as well. He was irrational in his hatred of all things related to SBURB, probably stemming from a more justifiable dislike of the idea of SBURB itself. In any case, the Alchemiter was neutral, and Alchesightation was too awesomesauce to lose-she even rigged it to make sure that those crazy gauntlets would always make a duplicate to be teleported directly into her inventory, among a few other things.
Mid Sis looked rather suspicious of her. "...This better not be-"
"Nope, it's not suetech." Roxxanne said, smiling. Rosalind distrusted sues in general because it was 'infectious.' She didn't waste much time in showing her lack of approval on the whole thing (Rebecca was better about it). It wasn't really infectious in THAT manner...Though Rosalind had insisted upon getting a load of her gear that was specifically designed just to protect against Sues on just to make sure. "Jeez, you afraid of me or somethin?" Roxxanne asked. "No. I'm confident that I could carve you into a turkey if I so desired." Rosalind said.
"Mmmmm, I bet'cha can't! XD" Roxxanne said. "In any case, pretty simple system once you get used to it. Two functions at its core: &&, which combines two things into one, and ||, which combines the function of one thing with the form of another. And, I've been makin' a Voidship with this already! Just need weapons!" "Well, glad to see you've been productive..."
"Yeah. Partial thanks to purple guy-I know what Nihilo meant, but I probably wouldn't have gotten sane without some, err, subtle manipulations to get me to the arena where the fight was at." Rosalind just looked at her through those piercing eyes, a look that screamed 'you have got to be kidding me.'
"What?" "You're saying you're indebited to him, aren't you."
Ah, yes. That. Well, Roxxanne was pretty much not as indebited as Rosalind thought. "Well, only so much! We have to end the war anyways, the quickest way to do so is to fight, and Zetta-he's the purple guy-he's fighting for one side, so we just have to work with him for a bit, which we were probably gonna do anyways because the other side is full of slavery-approving jerkbags." "I believe 'slavery' might be a stretch..." Rosalind said, putting two fingers between her nose (at the inner edges of her eyes) and one above it in a look of irritation. "...Ugh, if Nihilo knew, he'd kill you. Literally."
"Yep. But hey, experience poooints! Plus, just sitting here doing nothing is even LESS useful!" "Ugh, I know, but, why did you even get into this position in the first place?"
"Long story." Roxxanne said. At this point, it would take a bit of a while. "...I'll take your word for it."
...
Zetta was again without a partner for a brief period, but that didn't matter much-she was coming back with her middle sister to help due to machinations that he was apparently unrelated in. It didn't matter-overextending one's limits was bound to cause trouble. He would keep to the deal provided by Alpha and make the war last as long as possible, without any sabotage (if there was sabotage, Alpha would know and he would not be getting his deal). Plus, as long as he kept producing the ship parts for Roxxanne she'd be more inclined to stick around, if only to pay back a 'debt'. Plus, Opportunity. Roxxanne's plans for it were perhaps one of the longest cons for entities Zetta's seen in a while, but by good grief the idea of it working was positively dangerous.
As for more immediate concerns, Zetta looked for his opportunity to deal massive damage, incoming at any second-and there it was. Transistor! Nihilo had knocked it airborn earlier (without realizing it), and now it was sailing down like an overly-extended Flourish(). Zetta's left arm shifted in its mechanisms, transforming into the appropriate weapon according to Zetta's belief: A grenade launcher. Or, equally accurate, a mine launcher.
Zetta wasted no time in lobbing a grenade right beneath where it would land, roughly. As the large blue sphere rolled into position, Zetta willed it to not explode yet-a proximity trigger. At which point, Zetta just sat back and made sure the wind didn't make it sail off-course, and if it did, adjust the grenade's position to accomodate. The sword fell, and fell, and fell, and-
BOOM! Direct hit with the grenade! The ruthless force of the sword caused it to dig into the ground. Oblivion energy didn't usually generate knockback, which meant the sword ALSO dug into a weave of Oblivion energies, ensuring maximized performance from the grenade, and that the sword fragmented, chipped, cracked and scarred from direct exposure to the anti-existence.
The intense blow was nothing short of satisfying. Zetta's grin was wide and proud, with that evil, cocky glint to complete his unspoken challenge to the AG side of the field.
Current Saga: Think Outside the Basement (Post-Terrapause/Post-Crypt)
Current Arc: The Source of All Memes (The City of Opportunity)
Lightform: /|||\ Jormungandr: <|||||> The Queener: _|||||_ The Infinity Edge: {||||}
+1 to Redstonetam
+1 to Darkside
+1 to Pricey
Isaac [AG BOSS]: 63/150 Chorus Mortis [GUDLADDER]: 17/50
(Broken Fire Gauntlet && Concentrated Light Magic && Pieces of the Creator's vehicle's armor = Creator's Gauntlet) && (Brimstone && Soul of Light && Piece of paper with the Japanese symbol for light = Holy Brimstone) && Human Weeaboo Soul = My Innermost Apocalypse (Level 25) (21/26)
SMITE THY FOE! The requests for Holy Brimstone on the BoI subreddit were too ing high. So I made this. Holds insane power over light, high power over creation, ridiculous power over determination, and over 9000 power over the forces of anime. Well, it's made with a HUMAN weeaboo soul. It can also fire lasers which alternate from yellow and blue. Also this turns almost anyone who wields this into a weeaboo.
(Razer Blade 2015 && Copy of Undertale = Razor Blade 201X) && Red Ring of Death && (Mountain Dew && ([BLACK] Strongbox && [RED] RIA 20 Striker = [RED] Strongbox) && Laptop Liquid Cooling System && The King of Town's Denture Tablets = [RED] Pulsating Mountain Dew Laptop Coolant System) = Razer Blade 201X Red Sun (Level 17) (15/18) This red laptop pulsates with slightly higher power over Red Sun energies than the Red Ring of Death. It also possesses great power over creation and light power over reality. It also has a complete compendium of sbemails, sbemail in-jokes, and sbemail easter eggs. I don't know why either.
((Cell Phone || Magic Mirror = Technological Mirror) && (Portable Enchantment Table && Dimensional Scissors || Sennheiser speakers = Warpset) = Warpspeaker Mirror) && (The 9-Volt (BoI pet) && Liquid Game Grumps = Game Grumps Absorber Battery) && ((Echo Flower Petals && Essence of JonTron = ECHo Flower Petals) || Advanced Technological Mirror software = ECH-OS) && Potent Smoke Majjyks = Echo Mirror (Level 25) (6/26) This is it. The item that will finally release that saccharine side of me. This also has intense illusion majjyks paired with just-as-intense smoke majjyks.
((Chlorophyte Warhammer && Chlorophyte Jackhammer && Shroomite Ingot && Every Pyro melee weapon = Chlorophyte Automatic Warhammer) && ((Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker && Pwnhammer = Horseman's Breaker) && (Haunted Scrap Metal && Disempowerment Ritual && Essence of Memes = Illuminated Scrap Metal) = John Cena's Junk Crusher (Level 15) (6/16)
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! Yeah, I've wanted to do this for a looooooong time.
~~Spirit Reviser~~
None so far.
~~Regular Alchemies~~
None so far.
~~Elemental Infuser~~
Shoulderpads ++ Determination = Pauldron of the Barrage (Level 10) (0/11)
MEGA DEFLECT!
--Assault Team (DEAD)
Yeah, at least the Assault Team got their ultimate abilities out.
--Transistor (SUMMONED!)
333,333 HP
The Spine: Passives(), Functions() and Augments() have no cooldowns. Whenever a Function() is used, summon a BadCell.
Overload: When the Transistor's hp hits 0, restore it to full hp and destroy two random Functions(), two random Passives() and two random Auguments(). Once the Transistor runs out of Functions(), destroy the Transistor. When revived by Overload, the Spoil of War is not dropped.
Augument(): Whenever the Transistor uses a Function(), modify it's effects with an Augument().
Reboot(): At the start of each turn, gain the effects of a random Passive() and lose the effects from last turn.
Kill(): 8 round charge. Activate all existing Functions() without Auguments().
Passive():
Crash(): Takes 20% reduced damage and is immune to debuffs.
Mask(): The first attack this turn made by the Transistor mini-crits.
Tap(): The Transistor will heal for 15% of damage dealt.
Void(): The Transistor cripples targets hit.
Ping(): 20% chance to dodge attacks. Applied after Jaunt().
Help(): BadCells will not spawn this turn.
Function():
Crash(): Deal high damage to 3 entities. Stun and Crash all entities hit. Enemies that are already crashed will be Broken instead.
Help(): Summon Fetch and Luna, if they are already killed. If any of the characters are alive, heal them to full health.
Jaunt(): For the next 3 turns, gain a 35% chance to avoid attacks.
Bounce(): Deal moderate damage to an entity. Can be cast 4 times in one turn.
Cull(): Deal massive damage to and knock up 2 nearby entities.
Spark(): Deal insanely high damage split equally among 2-5 random entities.
Augument():
Crash(): The attack will do increased damage and Crash entities hit. Enemies that are already Crashed will instead be Broken.
Cull(): Knocks up entities hit, up to 3 entities.
Tap(): Heals for 30% of damage dealt, reduced to 10% for Cull() and Spark().
Flood(): The attack will inflict Flood on the target.
Ping(): Attack will be double cast.
Purge(): The attack will inflict Purge on the target.
Effects:
Crash: Takes 20% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Broken: Cannot dodge attacks. Takes 50% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Flood: Deals 30,000 damage over 2 turns.
Purge: Deals 10,000 damage over 3 turns. If the target is not a boss, deal massive damage at the end of this time.
Crippled: Deals 40% reduced damage. 50% chance for dodge to fail. Lasts for 2 turns.
Summoned Entities:
[AG]
Fetch:
50,000/50,000 HP
Will Crash enemies hit.
Luna:
[AG]
50,000/50,000 HP
Will Flood enemies hit.
BadCell:
[AG]
10,000/10,000 HP
When killed, explode, dealing a small amount of damage to an entity and crashing it for one turn, and deal 30,000 damage to the Transistor. Overkill damage will also be dealt to the Transistor (damage that exceeds the entity's current health).
Spoil of War: Buzzing Transistor Core: This Spoil stores up to 10 charges.
1-4 charges: Use Bounce() on an entity. Charges consumed depend on the number of times Bounce() is used.
5 charges: Deal high damage to an entity and either Crash, Flood, Purge or Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it again will Break the entity.
10 charges: Either use Cull() or Spark(), or deal high damage to an entity and Crash, Flood, Purge AND Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it will Break the entity.
Meanwhile in the Source of All Memes, Mardek is training his proficiency against weeaboos. His natural dankness serves as basic protection against the Aura of Smooth and the dangers of the Ratchet Realm, which Filthy Frank warned him about.
As he floats nearer to the Ratchet Realm, he sees someone crying near a fine white chainsaw. He knew what that meant. She was a part of the Homestuck fandom who just discovered the Game Over Flash. He interrupted his training to give some meaningful words to her.
"I know that I'm saving this for a future battle against a Mary Sue, but I think you need these words first. Time brings all things to pass. There are no second chances. There's only this moment and the next, where everything you want will collide with everything standing in your way. Purpose and meaning are not to be found in the laws of nature. It is our job to create them as we journey into the vast emptiness of the universe and seek fellowship amongst ours. We are the architects of the future. This is our empire."
Meanwhile at the Battlefield, Leafy stares at the City of Opportunity and decides to take the first quest, involving the Winner entities. He then summons his current greatest weapon: the Inversionem.
Adventure Armor && Adventure Memento && Breeze Cloak = Where the Wind Takes You 8/26 (You know, just in case I want to enter the arena sometime.)
AfterShock && Adventure Glove = Force of Spirit 12/26
Action
Because I really dislike stuns, I keep attacking the dust elemental by launching the Blind Knife forward straight through it and then twirling the knife around.
R Armor V2 && Ragarnok's Remains && Blackguard && Divinium @ Loom = Ragarnok's Prototype 25/26
Welp, scrap the rest. Oh, and wasn't Cyberius Crescendo Level 20 and not 25?
Bowler Hat && Tallificator = Top Hat 1/???
"Such fancy, much wow."
Basic Tome && Old Spellbook && Alchemist's Tome = Magic for Amateurs 1/???
Sabre && Rapier = Laser Rapier 1/???
+1 to Cyanogynist +1 to Faressain & +1 to Pricey
Wilfre 81/100 (+2 from Cyan)
You Can't See Me 27/50
I link the Godmodder to a page that "will show him how to become the best."
It actually links to Never Gonna Give You Up. You just got Rick Roll'd, m8!
Thought it was 25, I've been damage-calculating it as 25.
In any case...
Bowler Hat && Tallificator = Top Hat 1/1 (Level 0)
TOP HAT: A top hat. Happens to share its level of utility with a small nuclear bomb and a scythe made entirely of candy corn.
Basic Tome && Old Spellbook && Alchemist's Tome = Magic for Amateurs 1/6 (Level 5)
Sabre && Rapier = Laser Rapier 1/6 (Level 5)
The Godmodder opens the page, and immediately smacks himself in the face for 1 damage.
I am sending out the TPP Streamer 101/200 +1 from Sirplop, Talist and Redstone +2 from Cyan and Crystal (More than half way there!)
Making Painis Cupcake 60/85 +2 from Crystal
Establishing Project Storm II 8/300 (On Delay)
AK-47 && Flare Gun && Empowered Blue Gem && Project Storm Camo Paint II Rocket Launcher = Storm Firey Bullet Blaster 20/26 +2 from Crystal (This is the first weapon in the Storm line also the Storm line is weaker than the Supernova line)
Thunder Crystal && Shadow Gem && MOAR Rune Samples && Light Gem && Damage Buffer && Defense Buffer && PURE MLG ESSENCE && Evasiveness Crystal && Plus Crystal II Undercharged Runepaw's Gauntlet = Fully-charged Runepaw's Gauntlet 16/26 +2 from Crystal (Level 25+ due to the Plus Crystal, Holds loads of Runes and will create many New Runes)
Current Saga:Lets Get Dangerous Once Again Part 2: CoR Loves You! Current Arc: Isn't This Such a Utopia?!
Attack/Action: I use my Sword of Git Gud at the Terror Blood Crawler (or the ing Dust Elemental if it's dead) and i join the First Quest with Cyan with my very fancy Weapons with me and beating the up against the Winner Entities
Current Theme:
+1 to Toast, +1 to Faressain, +1 to Sirplop
Support me if you want.
Alchemies:
Inventory:
Sword of Git Gud (Known as SoGG) [Level 25] Charge: THE MINI RECKONINGIIIIIII (4/7) (You must use the Weapon 7 times to activate this charge)
Super Deal With It Glasses [Level 7]
Undercharged Runepaw's Gauntlet [Level 10] Current Runes: 5/5 Ice, Heal, Fire, Heal, Damage
Fire: Deals medium damage (Very High when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used, low chance of burning.
Heal: Heals the ally (Much much more if fully charged and upgraded) when used.
Damage: Deals high damage (Heavy when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used.
Ice: Deals low damage (High when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used, low chance of freezing.
There will be more Runes when if i upgrade this gauntlet.
-=Actions
If the Godmodder didn't like my previous milkshake, I give him a big ol' gorillaSLAP for being such a gorilla! Why doesn't he like them? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG!? ;-;
-=Alchemies Immortal Soul of the Dying Sun && Core Eva && Core Oran && Core Titan == Dawn (Lvl. 30 - 9/31)
Moss Pile && Cheez-it Box && Some Old Boots == Unholy Conglomeration (Lvl. 25 - 21/26)
Synthetic Tungsten ii Bicarbonate Shell && Harder, Faster, Stronger, Better Sword Stuff == Artificial Guardian - Equipment Upgrade (Lvl. 15 - 16/16) - COMPLETED - Check the Entity Shenanigans tab.
Artificial Guardian Reconstruction (2/8)
-- Artificial Guardian
When the Artificial Guardian dies, it becomes an unaidable 6 charge alchemy to be made into an entity again. Minimum of 2 turns out of the battlefield before reentry. Immune to mind control, cannot be controlled by anyone but me, and permanently N. "I created him for a purpose; He will fight for me alone." ++Equipment Upgrade - Increases health to 95000, multiplies attack by x1.5, and increases the return time to 8.
-- Dust Elemental
Whenever the Dust Elemental attacks, a random entity on the side it is attacking loses its attack this turn. (Godmodder Included.)
-- Inverse Attendant
All damage dealt to Inverse Attendant is instead converted to HP capable of overhealing. All HP gained that is not gained through damage causes Inverse Attendant to take damage instead.
Lifesend: Target entity gains X HP and Inverse Attendant loses X HP, where X can be any number that has been overhealed. Cooldown 3. When summoned, this ability does not need to cooldown.
Keeping these around in case of resurrection... Heheh...
-- Aetherderon, God of the Worlds Polyp Swarm: Causes polyps to leap off of Aetherderon and attack 3 target entities. If they fail to attack their target, they will find a new one. Great Call: Deals large amounts of damage to target entity. Starstrike: Calls a star down from the sky to annihilate a target entity and anything that happens to be around it. Stare of Immortality: Causes the afflicted entity's next attack to fail. Dead yet Dreaming: Aetherderon will 'kill' himself, and return in 4 rounds at half his max health and free of effects (positive and negative). Spoil of War is not dropped. (Cools while he's alive)
Spoil of War - The Great Horn: Can be used to summon a spectral stampede of... things to attack a specific target, damaging it and anything that happens to be close to it! (IE things that just attacked it up close, related entities, etc.) Cooldown of 5.
-- Szalinthia, Bringer of Light Break Rank -- Deals small amounts of damage to all entities on selected side. All entities damaged this way have less attack damage for the remainder of the turn. Cooldown: 4 Rising Sun -- Deals large amounts of damage to all entities on selected side. All AG entities have more attack damage for the remainder of the turn. Cooldown: 4 Bring to Light -- Creates 5 Demonic Legionnaires. (All begin protecting Szalinthia) Cooldown: 3 Fight for a Cause (Passive) -- Whenever an entity on the AG side dies, Szalinthia and all Demonic Legionnaires gain more attack power.
-- Demonic Legionnaires
At the beginning of every turn, create 3 more Demonic Legionnaires if there are at least 5 remaining.
Do less damage then average
-- Titanic Crusher
Titanic Crusher restores 5000 health at the start of every round unless at full health.
-- Incubation Beast
At the beginning of the EOTB, create a Sludge Crawler for every PG entity type on the field. (AKA group entities still only count as 1 type) -- Oracle of Dust
When Oracle of Dust is attacked, it deals half as much total damage as it took to each entity that attacked it.
Lvl. 25 - Everfree; Staff that spatially manipulates anything I really want. Prevents time from being altered around it.
Lvl. 25 - Blackguard; Elemental attacks do no damage - Is also a quantum shield.
Lvl. 10 - Edge of the Shifting World; Doesn't function like a normal sword, cuts space-time instead of flesh.
Lvl. 05 - Dungeon Rock; Totally epic heavy metal guitar that really does nothing but be awesome!
Lvl. 17 - The Fallen; Plasma pistol given to all AGs and Ns, curtesy of me.
Lvl. 25 - Unlimatum; Ultimatum's big brother.
Lvl. 05 - Whispering Shroud; Totally awesome coat that mimics the ocean! Hard rain and everything!
Lvl. 25 - Eternity's Tremor; Godly spatial hammer of epic epicness.
Lvl. 10 - Genesis; Everfree's younger brother. Much younger. Like, 70+ pages younger.
Lvl. 10 - Terra Firma; Piono's earth hammer.
Lvl. 10 - Warden; a worse Blackguard.
Lvl. 06 - Bag of Holding; Self explanatory.
Lvl. 10 - Darkstone Scryer; "A compass with a needle that almost never ceases to move, made of blackened and warped voidmetal. The map used in its creation has given it the power over knowledge to chart a path through even the most treacherous of places, or even the Void itself, and merely possessing the compass gives the holder both protection against the dangers of the Void and the knowledge of how to travel in it. It can tap into eldritch and void power if the holder has need of self-defense on his wanderings."
Lvl. 15 - Aftershock; A pair of swanky earthen knucklebusters from Toast! Dare ye challenge me to fisticuffs?
Lvl. 14 - Bag of Possibilities; A bag that I can pull something out of! What that something will be every time I reach in, I will never know.
Lvl. 25 - Dust; "A simple-looking, understated, aged weapon, with a chipped blade that seems to constantly shed fine particles of itself."
Lvl. 05 - Dunestrider's Sunback; "A coat that holds the power of decay and water. Constantly sheds a fine dust, and keeps the wearer hydrated at all times."
Lvl. 25 - Unending Swarm; "A compass whose needle constantly spins, crafted of warped, blackened voidmetal and outer land wood. The needle itself seems to be a moving hole into a void darker than the Void itself, a void that is paradoxically full of endless possibility. Upon use, it taps into eldritch power and infinite possibility and summons a vast swarm of things - the only word that can really do justice to its creations. It also has power over the void, travel, and knowledge, carried over from the Darkstone Scryer."
Lvl. 25 - Core Eva; A disk symbolizing the thin line between creation and destruction.
Lvl. 25 - Core Titan; A fine blade (and only a blade), representing the rise of great empires and legions, and the collapse of the world.
Lvl. 25 - Core Oran; A pommel depicting an ongoing battle between invading forces and a defending legion, neither side ever tiring.
Lvl. 25 - Anternoth; A gauntlet with some really shnifty abilities, like control of all things dark!
Other stuff I can't remember because it was 100+ pages ago.
Lvl. 1 Soul of Intellect
Lvl. 1 Soul of Flight
Lvl. 1 Soul of Clarity
Lvl. 1 Soul of Light
Lvl. 3 Lucid Soul of the Creator Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Storm
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of Instability
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Angel
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Lich Lvl. 5 Immortal Soul of Swordsmanship
Lvl. 5 Immortal Soul of the Dying Sun
HP: 450,000
Airborne (It really doesn't matter anymore, does it?)
Unique Skills:
-Voidbomb: Drops a sphere containing pure void onto some poor fool's head, dishing out heavy damage to that foe, and medium damage to surrounding foes. 5-round charge. Starts fully charged.
-Bombing Run: Drops normal bombs on an opponent and surrounding opponents. Deals medium-high damage. 3-round charge. Starts fully charged.
-Death Ray: Will fire a death ray at an unlucky individual. Deals insane damage. 10-round charge.
-Stupid amount of guns: Always hits the target with basic attacks. If the target would have dodged, deal 50% damage.
-Group Decimation: All attacks always deals 2x damage to groups.
-Incineration: 50% chance to burn target.
-Kamikaze: Will run into the thing that destroyed it, exploding in its face and unleashing the void contained within its balloon. If said thing is an invulnerable character, then randomly select an enemy target.
The Void Blimp fires upon the T. Blood Crawler.
Actions...
Gevul Omaar: (26/101) Oho boy... be thankful that this is a low-priority thing. (I ain't accepting any charges for this one. No ifs, ands, or buts.)
Blade power Rejuvination (7/10, 0/10, 0/10) (+2 compensation)
Will re-enact my 3 legendary blades' special abilities, one by one.
I continue studying. Boring stuff.
Bane doesn't feel like doing anything this round.
AKA I don't feel like writing anything this round.
Spoils & Other Chargeables...
Lance of Creation (III); casts Genesis.
Genesis: Deals massive holy damage to 3 entities, heals allied entities. (greatly increased damage against groups. Groups only count as 1 entity.)
Suldaan-Doom's Meteor(s): {III}
Sends meteors down into a foe, or multiple foes. Deals greater damage against lone foes. Damage distributed on how many foes were hit.
Disabled for now due to issues.
Leinro Fiit-Rebalance: ^III^
Buffs the attack, defense, and turn order of an ally, or debuffs those stats for enemies, for 2 turns. Can do this for up to 5 targets, but the effects will be much weaker. Debuff strengths range from 1-5, 5 being the greatest (1 entity/player) and 1 being weakest (5 separate entities/players). Each level increases stat adjustments by 5% each.
Disabled for now due to issues.
My 3 main weapons (Leinro Fiit, Ved Vozahnil, Suldaan)-Fear The Darkness: /IIIII/
Deals high damage to a single entity, and inflict Deteriorate on them for 2 turns.
Deteriorate: Decreases attack, and deals damage over time to current and max HP.
Disabled for now due to issues.
More coming soon.
Support:
GoldenReady (+1)
Toast (+1)
Sirplop (+1)
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The MR alchemy upgrade, my Inventory, and my Project can now be found HERE, at the bottom of the post. The project is still a WIP.
I/We am/are sending out the TPP Streamer 103/200 +1 from Sirplop
Making Painis Cupcake 61/85
Establishing Project Storm II 8/300 (On Delay)
AK-47 && Flare Gun && Empowered Blue Gem && Project Storm Camo Paint II Rocket Launcher = Storm Firey Bullet Blaster 21/26 (This is the first weapon in the Storm line also the Storm line is weaker than the Supernova line) Will be used by my Blue Persona
Thunder Crystal && Shadow Gem && MOAR Rune Samples && Light Gem && Damage Buffer && Defense Buffer && PURE MLG ESSENCE && Evasiveness Crystal && Plus Crystal II Undercharged Runepaw's Gauntlet = Fully-charged Runepaw's Gauntlet 17/26 (Level 25+ due to the Plus Crystal, Holds loads of Runes and will create many New Runes) Will be used by my Blue Persona
Dragon Shotgun && Napalm Cannon && Uzi Gun && Plasma Ball && Flamethrower && Android Tablet && Power Gem = BSU Blaster 1/26 (Can Burn Stuff Up with this Badass Flameblaster) Will be used by my Red Persona
Current Saga:Lets Get Dangerous Once Again Part 2: CoR Loves You! Current Arc: Isn't This Such a Utopia?!
Attack/Action: I had to split up into 3 different personas (BlueRed and Green) because of that big thing
Blue: Yep just splitted myself into 3 personas. Red: Yeah this place is going to be Awful when you are going to enter the city of Opportunity. Green: However, I have some stuff to do. Blue: You can have my SDWI Glasses to Greenie but the rest are mines. Green: Yay! i love my glasses and MLG stuff! Red FFFFFFF! Blue: Now kick the foes asses while i go in the Opportunity right now. If you want to help me, Just ask Both:Yes!
The Persona System is different than the Main Action because I have to control all 3 characters at the same time however dealing 1/3th of the Damage they dealt (Expect Blue while he is bum rushing into the Opportunity including 2 other Personas in the Opportunity. Also, Alchemies do not affect the Damage Penalty) Creativity doesn't hurt much for me. and they will use Weapons/Items/Equipment Alchemies but only used for each persona. However if an Persona gains the Spoil of War, all Spoils of War Items can be used by any Persona. After If the Opportunity is Finished or something big happened, They will merge back into my original form. before I split up into 3 Personas
Persona's Actions:
Blue rushes to the City of Opportunity and he do the first Quest is Written By the Winners
Blue: I will going to kick the asses of the Winner marked Enemies.
Red saw the Terror Blood Crawler then he clenches his fists then he jumps on the top of the T.Blood Crawler pounding it in rage because he don't have his weapons and he is pulling the skin revealing the bones and he pulls off a bone from the T.Blood Crawler
Green uses the SDWI Glasses at the Terror Blood Crawler
Current Theme:
+1 to Redstone, +1 to Cyan, +1 to Sirplop
Support me if you want.
Alchemies:
Inventory: Shared by 3 Personas
Blue's Inventory:
Sword of Git Gud (Known as SoGG) [Level 25] Charge: THE MINI RECKONINGIIIIIII (5/7) (You must use the Weapon 7 times to activate this charge)
Undercharged Runepaw's Gauntlet [Level 10] Current Runes: 5/5 Ice, Heal, Fire, Heal, Damage
Fire: Deals medium damage (Very High when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used, low chance of burning.
Heal: Heals the ally (Much much more if fully charged and upgraded) when used.
Damage: Deals high damage (Heavy when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used.
Ice: Deals low damage (High when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used, low chance of freezing.
There will be more Runes when if i upgrade this gauntlet.
Green's Inventory:
Super Deal With It Glasses [Level 7]
Red's Inventory:
I dont have it, ! Now I need to make my next gen weapon
Bowler Hat && Tallificator = Top Hat 2/???
"Such fancy, much wow."
Basic Tome && Old Spellbook && Alchemist's Tome = Magic for Amateurs 2/???
Sabre && Rapier = Laser Rapier 2/???
+1 to Cyanogynist +1 to Faressain & +1 to Pricey
Wilfre 83/100 (+1 from Pricey)
You Can't See Me 28/50
I flip the crap out on a random PG entity using the Cyberius Crescendo.
Searching for a compass: 11/15 (+2 from crys) Nihilumbra or Light and Colours44/55 (+11 from misc.)
Actions
So... it seems we need a name for Az's condecending friend here. Perhaps Lily would be suitably ironic, but clearly you would't understand why, nor would this girl care for such a name. Let's settle on Itha, as there is no way we could know the name of this lady.
As many have before she, Ita Salvant had been convinced (begrudgingly) to play a relaxed game of Sburb with four friends. Az was initially the only one that could stand Itha and became her server player. She...
Where are my manners? I will skip this tedious introduction, and instead issue a short summary of the events that lead up to their session's demise.
Perhaps another time, more lengthy explanation may be provided. Able to cater for both parties, I am an excellent host.
In short, a certain godtier player rebelled and killed at least Ita, the rest fled to an alternate plane with the Transistor. Ita was one of the ones killed; her Trace is now in the Transistor. Another was never found, but seeing as he was the Knight of Space, he probably could have reached them fairly easily if he hadn't died.
Fast forward 7 human years, Az was resummoning the dead from their graves. Sorta ironic if you think about her relationship with Ita.
From the Grave used!
DEATH METAAAAAALLL YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
100'000/100'000 [N]
Summons skeletons every 33'000 damage taken, high attack.
Death Metal screams the hell out of the Transistor.
Cooldowns
Blizzard(TM)cooldown: 3/5
Ice Barrier cooldown: 4/4
Lich Slap cooldown: 3/4
Extended Life cooldown: 1/5 (fixed)
From the Grave cooldown: 4/4 IN USE.
Anarc___'_ Cook____ 3/3
Quake's Leuitenant Does this really need a cooldown? I'll give it a once per turn rule.
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Two Handed Axe, lvl 7 Disassembly,lvl 5 Ultimata Drain Rifles (lvl 26) Sol's Twig (lvl 10) Sniper Armor, lvl 3, incerases accuracy of guns
Empire Earth IV, lvl 3
Typhoon Sniper (lvl 7) Angelic Longbow (lvl 10)
Demonic Recurve (lvl 10) Power Ranger Armor (lvl 15)(IIII) Thunder Stone (lvl 5) Transformation Stone (lvl 5) Matlera Hook (lvl 9) Heart... (III) Bold is for crafted items Italics is for gained from other things (like steal...) Uniform is for found items via charges Yellow is for Project transformation. Blue = lvl 10-20 Red = lvl 21-25 Green = lvl 1-9 Cyan is for Spoils.
The project of Penultimate weaponry set. May be the best friend, or worst enemy. In these times, Balladina must be here, otherwise, Godmodder would ultimately win:
Balladina's Leather Armor (x)
Balladina's Poisoned Longsword (starting)(can be extended)
Balladina's Pocket Shortbow (x)
Alina's Infinite Cup (x)
Balladina's Bandwith (x)
Alina's Mask (x)
Balladina's Steel Underarmor (x)
Popiel's Crown (x)
Von Kostryn Longsword (x)
Von Kostryn Iron Helmet (x)
Von Kostryn Iron Chestplate(x)
X = Not having it And the ultimates:
Balladina's Guard Armor. (don't have)
Balladina's Recurve. (nope)
Balladina's Mythical Mask. (don't have)
Balladina's Vilethorn Blade(pretty much like spoil, chargeable) (not having)
IN PROGRESS: (Plantera Hook&& (Scorpion Hook && (Lunar Hook && Plantera Hook) && Superpowers) && Balladina's Knife) && (Balladina's Sword &&(Deadman Poison&&Iron Gads &&(Reverse Vintuci || Balladina's Sickle && Balladina (book)))) = Balladina's Poisoned Longsword (21/26) (lvl 25) (Tip: read this book to find the answer) The Sword of Balladina is enchanced with her Soul. May cause poisoning. A legendary sword (or knife), what caused Von Kostryn to pass out, killed Alina, Goniec and manipulating everyone. Every Balladina's sage Weapon will have 25 lvl, while penultimates 50 lvl. NEW: Thunderstorm && (Essence of ... && Thunder) || Essences && Pure Power && Thunder && (Tinquinci && Coppingu) = Thunder Essence (15/16)(lvl 15) The essence is a natural trap of Pikachu. Free him to see what happens. While inventory it will imbue every weapon with electrity. NEW: Arkhallis && (Hobinhall && Orthuler && (Avanganda && Excalibur && Retingazer ) && Untingon) || (Balladina (Book) && Balladina Essence && Short Crossbow && Short bow) && Recurve = Balladina's Pocket Shortbow (6/26) (lvl 25) The Pocket Shortbow is more like actual Tsunami 2.0. It can shotfast, in parrarels of 20 and 7 others at 360 direction. These arrows inflicts Deadman Poison, which is upgrade to Venom in terms of damage. Even if unused by Balladina, we'll use it. NEW: (Solar Armor && Vortex Armor && Nebula Armor && Stardust Armor) && (Goniec Armor && Von Kostryn Armor && Balladina Leather Clothes && (Balladina Soul && Superpower && (Solar Armor || Balladina Leather Clothes) && Balladina (book))) = Balladina's Leather Armor (6/26) (lvl 25) Balladina Leather Armor provides same defence as combined four lunar armors. In terms of durablity, it's even more durable than anything. It have moderate control of Evil and Ranged, lesser at Magic and Summon, and least at Melee and Balladina soul.
Faressain ---> Farevern(need to have Charizard Scales, Transformation Stone and Charizardite X/Y) Farevern <---> Kirbyssain(Pink fludd, Transformation Stone and Super Star needed, later can swap). Farevern/Kirbyssain ---->(true Unification)----> Faressain the Kirbyvern (Superior Transformation Stone, Merge Stones and Chaos Crystal Needed).
ALTS: Faressain ---> Farechu (Thunder Stone, Transformation Stone and Thunder Essence Needed. Farechu <---> King Dessain (King Dedede hammer, Transformation Stone and Darkness Essence needed, can later transform for free). Farechu/King Dessain ----> King Faressain Dechu (Superior Transformation Stone, Merge Stones and Chaos Crystal Needed) Faressain ---> Fareu (SHORYUKEN, Transformation stone and Street Aura needed Fareu <---> Charissain (Charizard Scales, Transformation Stone and Charizardite X/Y needed) Fareu/Charissain ----> FaressainCharyu (Superior Transformation Stone, Merge Stones and Chaos Crystal Needed). Faressain ---> Farephet (Nanosuit, Transformation Stone and Power Ranger Nanosuit needed) Farephet <---> Mewssain (Mew Essence, Mewtwo essence and Trans. Stone needed) Farephet/Mewssain ----> FaressainMewphet (Superior Transformation Stone, Merge Stones and Chaos Crystal Needed). Farechu ----> Pikachu (if exposed to Raichite, Farechu is Half Pikachu in fact) Farevern ----> Wyvern (if exposed to Charizardite X, same story, but he is similar to white coloured charizard) Kirbyssain ----> Kirby (if exposed to Super Star, ^^) King Dessain ----> King Dedede (if exposed to Mecha Hammer, same) Fareu ----> Ryu (When exposed to Street Aura again, ^^) Charissain ----> Charizard (When exposed to Charizardite Y, same) Farephet ----> Prophet (When exposed with Ceph Technology, ^^) Mewssain ----> Mew (When exposed with Mewtwonite X, same) or Mewtwo (When exposed to Mewtwonite Y, same)
^^ -----> Faressain Ultimatus/King Ultimatus (one if merged Faressain + all 8 forms above, second when all 8 pure forms merge), can use all abilities.
(1 = 5, 2 = 5, 3 = 15)
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Specials:
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Actions: Nope... Till transformation.
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Helping:
+2 redstone
+1 Pricey (he supported me , I need to pay him same).
@Cyanogynist : I'm gonna warn you, there is a chance that The_Ideal_Modpack_Mod_Man, Modpack for short and also known as the Mememancer, is almost certainly going to feel the disturbance in the force of memes. Modpack, to put it short, is the god of DTG Memes and pretty much the single most zealous person in regards to murdering you right now (dude I literally said you used memes and he said for me to kill you), so whatever you do, DO NOT APPROACH THE MEMETIC THRONE. Or at least not lightly.
Also, FYI, all quests must be started by at least two people (which it has), because having quests go off like crazy can very rudely shift the balance of power. If the quest is accepted, it'll start NEXT turn as well so I can concretely give proper entity orders/summons on the turn, so mind the delay.
ARENA CHALLENGES: I am ALWAYS looking out for new people to dish out the pain to. As such, I'm demanding Arena Challenges. I'll take 3 at a time on-cue. (Alternatively, I dish them out, which is rare).
There are two/three kinds of opponents you can pick. The first is versus my standard characters. Fredbear is kind of wounded right now, so he can't accept challengers and he'll be using a VASTLY different fighting style. As for the other two, There's a slight difference between each; Roxxanne will use all the Level 50 alchemies bar the Lord Michael's Hat, Akron's Core and the Crystalized Ki, while Zetta will use the Lord Michael's Hat, the Coral Riff Guitar and the Medusa's Head. This is of standard difficulty. Rules and prizes will be discussed. Any special arena events will override challenges, so take note. This can occur in Free-For-Alls, Duels or Tag-Team matches, though I do NOT count them as separate characters for tag-team, so please if in the case of a Tag-Team, let me have an actual player on my side, m'kay?
The second are event battles, which are explicitly designed to destroy you. Deliberately unfair. Their equipment is varied on the character, and you'll get their full loadouts prior to a match with either.
ALCHEMIES:
Simple charge trading up for grabs. I'll +1 anyone who's willing to give me +1 on a consistent trade basis.
((refernece point: frame = 1/60th of a second as far as this is concerned. Code-based universe, after all.))
"No. I'm having no part in it." Nihilo stated, blunt and direct.
"Why not? It would fix your issues regarding opening the Ruins MUCH faster than-"
"I'm having no part in it. I already said." Nihilo said.
"Can you at least tell me why?" Zetta asked, exasperated.
A pause.
Zetta was back in the ruins of the Crypt-now a small hole to roughly where the second floor was, and apparently where the Ruins of Memory is. Or an entrance to it, at least. The doorway itself was quite colorful and cubic, shapes and lines fitting a sleek array of stonework far too advanced for any local civilization to have built it. He wasn't there for the doorway, though. His current request was to get Nihilo involved in the Terraria Godmodding Wars-given that Roxxanne and Rosalind were on the Pro-Godmodder side, it would probably also be his natural alignment. It would be a great benefit, and might be a force enough to actually win the conflict in a reasonably quick timeframe, having the Godmodder reward him with additional resources. His adamant nature regarding his neutrality was not a pleasant surprise, if only because it was no surprise at all. Eyes closed (even the Wither-like skulls), face crunched up and turned several degrees away, the wither-based barbarian was basically trying to ignore Zetta as hard as possible.
Nihilo finally muttered something, only just audiable enough to hear: "You soulessgorilla, no."
Now THAT was a button. Zetta's eyes flared up from within-if he hadn't learned restraint in his time beforehand, he'd probably have made a bounding leap for his throat. Of course, Nihilo was basically not going to lose such an engagement, and Zetta knew that as well. Self-restraint was a hard-taught virtue; it would take someone he TRULY despised to make him lose that.
"Rude. I did quite a bit to ensure my existence in the first place. In any case, that's not an answer." Zetta said.
Another pause, then: "My involvement in a war being ruled over by a Guardian is an equation equal to 0."
Zetta almost felt like Nihilo was acting like straw here. Seriously, Crystal's one flaw was his belief to put his opinion in EVERYTHING, wanted or not. "Is it seriously just that one overly-chatty mage? I mean, certainly you can't just-"
"Oh, don't get me wrong, I could, but he'd come back bar certain techniques...Which I do have access to." Nihilo said, grinning cruelly, even though Zetta was more thinking of just tuning the loudmouth out instead of killing him outright. "...BUT, That's not even getting into the overly-pompous multi-universal powers that basically lay claim to everything, and the fact that by essence he backs one-and it's one of the few things they'd actively intervene for. I would NEVER get a kill that would KEEP their asinine little mouths down. And that's not even getting into the fact that both of them seep over the plains here like some ugly lifesucking leech even worse than my unrestrained presence."
"Your unrestrained presence?" Zetta said. might as well know in case of being forced to fight the massive jerk.
"To put it simply, I could have killed you in, eh, 9 seconds just by standing close." Nihilo said, in a tone that really didn't act like it was any big deal. "So, final answer: No. I'm having no part in it-as I've said thrice now already. I already detest the fact you roped Roxxanne into this after realizing what was going on."
"It's because she knows it'll get done quicker if-"
"I KNOW! Why do you think I sent Rosalind to help her?" Nihilo roared, now staring right at Zetta with all eyes. Zetta kept his gaze firmly affixed upon the only head with flesh on it, unwilling to waver.
"My question is, why aren't you helping? Or Rebecca?" Zetta said. Rebecca, at this time, was not to be found-Zetta wagered she was deeper in, if only to have privacy for obvious bodily functions.
"I have already said why not!" Nihilo said.
"Then why let them do it, then?!" Zetta asked.
"For the reasons you've said. It gets it done faster." Nihilo stated, so matter-of-factly it actually hurt.
Zetta realized it at that point-Nihilo was allowing Roxxanne and Rosalind to act but was explicitly defying any instance of himself getting dirty for some reason. "...You're not answering the question."
Nihilo looked like he just remembered something important. "OK, look, It's a balancing act between allocating people to actually fight that idiot war and thus pay off your debt-just because you somehow roped in Roxxanne to your scheme!-And NOT having people come into fifty-mile contact with Guardians and their pets! Get out of my sight."
Debt. That word again. Zetta was NOT hoarding over any debt-all the better so that Roxxanne would see him as an ally so he'd actually GET an ally.
"Now listen here, I have NOT asked for any debt-"
"Get out of my sight."
"-of any kind, of any sort, at any point, and will not! I happen to merely have the resources-"
"Get out of my sight."
"-to help her out and don't have anything to really lose in the process! Nihilo, do notgorillaing slander-"
Nihilo's face got perhaps the most threatening it's been all day, the brute's eyes gaining some kind of sick black fog. "Get out of mygorillaing sight, you sick soulless gorilla, or I will beat yourgorillainggorillatogorillaing hell, onegorillaing kick at a time. So, one kick. Get out of my sight-or die. NOW."
Zetta realized, at this point, that Nihilo's mind was made up well before he approached and wouldn't be bending barring coming with an incredibly compelling argument-one Zetta couldn't do. He wasn't a miracle-worker with words here, and if he had it at some point, he botched it. Plus, there were only so few things he could control over himself now-he had to really reign himself in to prevent him from exploding, which would cause Nihilo to utterly destroy him.
There was really only one other way to get him to act.
"You so want a fight out of this don't you."
"..."
"Come at me you sick hypocriticalgorilla."
Make him rage.
Nihilo did exactly that.
Zetta had extremely little time to react-more than if he had exploded and tried to make the first move-but he knew what would happen, so react he did-React all the way out of the former crypt and up to the surface with a stupidly fast timestep. It barely felt like enough-not an instant after his backing off did he feel an icicle press against his neck, not penetrating but merely poking. Zetta turned around, witnessing the sudden existence of a sudden glacier-the product of Nihilo's wrath coming to a boiling point (Zetta wasn't sure if that was irony or not). The ice was sick and black-looking, and almost served to disguise the fact Nihilo was IN that ice-almost. Zetta went prone just in time, and Nihilo's first charge at him flew right overhead, the ax swing barley missing.
Where everything went wrong was when he nearly felt his head be crushed by the weight of Nihilo's foot and the shake of earth beneath him, a miniature earthquake. Zetta expected this much, and used Nulla Stella to basically stand up on the next frame facing his attacker before said attacker could crush him underfoot. The plan was to simply have the collateral damage from his insane physical strength take care of the lot of AG entities, and have Nihilo wear himself out trying to fight him. Zetta getting up was also to appreciate said collateral damage from the slash.
Except, there was no collateral damage from that slash. Zetta could practically FEEL the force of the ax fly forwards, the earth crushing, the world heaving under the force of this barbaric hypocrite. Yet, Zetta's plan-to get him to 'friendly'-fire down AG entities had utterly failed despite Transistor and the AG line being directly in front of Nihilo's ax. NOTHING was harmed. Nothing. The ground's cracks had stopped an inch short of Transistor. LITERALLY AN INCH. Indeed, the only thing caught on the cracked ground was Zetta himself.
Nihilo seemed to to have stopped just to let Zetta soak it all in. Zetta could tell.
"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN USE ME, YOU SICK SOULLESSgorilla?!" Nihilo yelled, a maniacal glee dominating his voice. "DO YOU THINK THAT I'M JUST SOME MINDLESS BEAST?!"
Well...This was going to suck.
"I BEG TO DIFFER!!!"
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Rosalind's head popped up in response to the loud noise-like a mighty stomp. "What was that?"
"Those guys basically do that every day, like us in a long fight." Roxxanne said.
"That sounded...More intense than the usual, Roxxanne." Rosalind replied.
"That sounded like Nihilo raging."Rebecca said, having politely walked over earlier to check out the whole Alchemiter doodad.
"Well, I guess that just means this'll be over soon-ish. I don't get why he's so adamant on not getting involved-but now that he has, well, gg no re." Roxxanne said. She couldn't really imagine the idiot to piss off Nihilo-however angry and sometimes incoherent he got, however rude or tactless, everyone agreed that Nihilo was NOT an idiot even when practically being eaten alive by rage-and given that his physical strength was so high, well, things would get sour if he ever got involved in the war. She doubted it, however. Stubborn as hell. "Now, this thingy is SCP-914. Or some miniature form of it? I'unno, I don't do SCP."
"No-one does SCP." Rebecca said.
"SCP clashes with almost every non-SCP class." Rosalind added.
"So true..." Roxxanne said. "...But at least I know how it works in this case. There's coarse, rough, 1/1, fine and very fine. Nothing consumes the stuff put in, so you always get more than what you started with. Coarse tears stuff up and reduces it to its absolute base components. Rough and Fine lower and raise the effective power of an artifact by 1, respectively. Very Fine raises the power level by 2 and adds another effect. 1/1 Changes an item to a similar-yet-different form..."
"So what's the story behind this whole war, anyways?" Rebecca queried.
"Uh, eh, honestly I don't really know, but it isn't all that complicated apparently? The steve impostor shows up, turns out he's a bit of a douchebag, some kind of loose rebellion shows up...I honestly don't even get why he's here or why they're fighting. I just know they're mostly composed of jerks, and the 'Ag' side supports slavery." Roxxanne said, trying to figure out what was going on to the best of her ability. And failing, as she barely understood it.
Rebecca's face furrowed into a frown. "So you don't know."
"Uh, lemme check a synopsis..." Roxxanne said.
"Only now?! Haven't I told you not to rush into-"
"Wasn't really my fault I even got into this in the first place! Remember, jerk who can't deal with one hitchhiker dragged me here?" Roxxanne said. It seemed to work for now. "Ah, here we go...Uh, wow. Uh. So, I wasn't expecting to basically be so accurate. Turns out the steve impostor is a REAL douchebag, but otherwise that's basically it."
Rebecca's expression went from merely frowning to outright incredulous. "Is that really it?!...Let me see that." Rebecca said. Roxxanne let her grab the little Ipad that she had hammerspaced, and Rebecca read through it. Roxxanne hadn't been lying, and accordingly, Rebecca's eyes narrowed. She didn't like jumping into conflicts she didn't know well enough about-she's had her own experiences with that issue in the past. "...Roxxanne, I don't care what happens afterwards, no more hitchiking. EVER. Am I clear?!"
"Yes madm!" Roxxanne said. Her big sis was honestly leagues more dangerous than Roxxanne herself, even now, and really, whether it was Rebecca or Nihilo dealing out the punishments didn't matter-they'd suck either way, and they'd suck HARD. But Nihilo was easier to anger and Rebecca was home more often than Nihilo, so...
"Good. Now...Err, Roxxanne, these are some reasonably big names. DarkSide?" Rebecca inquired, scrolling through names.
"DarkSide isn't the Black Dragonkin general...I checked." Roxxanne said. "And he's not a Dragonkin at all at this point. Some transformative artifact he made...Bleh. I don't care for him much at this point, or less than he thinks, and he hasn't been around."
"Ciryatur...Seen that name somewhere before..." Rebecca commented.
"Some elf mage. Hasn't acted all that much. Think he's standing around in the middle of it all, not even caring despite taking like twenty deaths a minute." Roxxanne said.
Rebecca's eyes widened and her voice raised. "Bill Cipher?!"
Roxxanne's eyes widened and her confusion raised. "Uh...Hrm...Have I seen him? Uh, not really? I think there was this one time but I think I wasn't around for that. Zetta told me about it. Hasn't been doing much but some anonymous benefactor is apparently giving Zetta money to give it to him, for some reason? I don't quite get what's going on with him really...Hasn't done much yet, at least, and I'm not involving myself with THAT douche. Ruined paper money for everyone..."
"...Roxxanne, I'll say it again: NO MORE HITCHIKING." Rebecca said, firm.
"OK! Jeez. Moral lesson on hitchhiking-don't do it, kids, or you'll be enslaved into a war between horrible animatronic bears, his Guardian friend, overly-pompous 'Darkones' whatever they are, Bill Cipher AKA the reason why we went back to using Gold Coins, a super-douche steve impostor, and more!...Sis that's kinda reaching into the Space Whale-"
"NO MORE!" Rebecca shouted.
"OK OK!" Roxxanne said, trying to disengage from the conversation. Nihilo getting mad was one thing, but if only because she was big sis, she really didn't want big sis getting mad. "...Uh, where was I? Ah, yeah, Spirit Reviser and Reformatter...One can change the inner majjyks or outer form of an object just by putting it in the Reviser or Reformatter, respectively..."
...
"AGH!gorilla, YOU EVASIVE LITTLE TWIT!!!" Nihilo brutishly roared, missing another Ax swing and stopping ANOTHER shockwave cold in front of the CAH mob. It never failed to make Zetta insanely angry and exasperated that he could see HIMSELF roaring something similar at Nihilo for his ability to ONLY be able to hit whatever he WANTS to harm.
Zetta honestly had enough time to experiment on trying to swing by Opportunity-and lo behold, he somehow managed to not break a single window pane while still nearly sending him skybound with an insane kick. And even with all of his alchemies capable of doing so absolutely dedicating themselves to just buy him more time and more room, this hypocrite somehow managed to keep finding a way to get at him and reapply pressure, making it another ax swing Zetta barely avoided, each one coming fast and hard, with no sign of Nihilo himself stopping. Zetta picked off more than he could chew here-no! That was a maybe! Had to find a way...Zetta quickly reviewed the quick facts he picked up on the guy.
Nihilo was not invincible. Zetta knew this-Zetta's lasers had SOME effect, a REAL effect, a light one but nevertheless a noticable effect-put a slight limp into his hip with them. Nihilo was no Godmodder; Mindclaw nailed him twice now, same damage, no curse of repetitiveness really getting in the way. Nihilo was not a Universe Eater-while powerful, this clearly wasn't the drone form nor the semi-full form of engie_ninja, and there were no signs he was holding back in the traditional sense. Nihilo was not magically exempt from the OP Scale; it appeared he was illogically NOT using his magical ability to knock him skybound from a great distance, implying either rage was getting to him, or given his apparent intelligence, that he was prevented from using that particular gamebreaker technique to preserve drama and give Zetta the fighting chance-the fighting chance Nihilo would NOT himself give.
No, worse than all of that, this was a THING that Zetta didn't understand: Physically strong enough to obliterate the countryside with an errant swing and SOMEHOW able to not only restrain himself, but indeed REVERSE the damage from his attacks-ground UNcracked, items flew back into position on the dot, and whatever Nihilo didn't want harmed did NOT get harmed. And this wasn't accounting for his apparent ability to repair the damage of his attacks-any crack in the ground he didn't WANT happening, didn't happen. In other words, he not only had unreasonably high strength, he had unreasonably high control over said strength, SOMEHOW. Magic or not, that was INCREDIBLY bad for Zetta's case, as even beyond the fact Nihilo was now trying to kill him and came unreasonably close to succeeding, he was also ONLY doing that, with absolutely nothing being trampled underfoot or accidentally caught in crossfire-no, worse! It appeared Nihilo has managed to force him away from the Battlefield entirely to prevent HIM from doing likewise! Augh!
Zetta hadn't really the time to ponder this much-it was just something that naturally came to mind as facts he ought to know, given that Nihilo was constantly trying to kill him right at this moment, LIKE RIGHT NOW!
Zetta narrowly dodged yet another ax to the face through a fast teleport, prompting more rude cursing by Nihilo as he tried to find him again (presumably)-it NEVER took very long either way, and no matter how relatively slow everything else was, Nihilo only needed a second to find him and a second to reach him. Dodging was hard and, worse, tedious. Zetta's running on low, and he was effectively forced into doing Hardcore: one death and, well...He didn't want to find out. He didn't want to KNOW, at all. His best bet was to wait for Roxxanne to show up so she could explain stuff, or an errant blow from the Godmodder (or a not-so-errant blow for that matter) to knock him FAR away from the scene and make him rethink his issues on Zetta's whole thing. Either way, he wouldn't continue forever...But the way things are going, Zetta would tire (and thus expire) much sooner than Nihilo would. Had to find a way out of this!
Zetta went FAR away this time, almost completely leaving the battlefield, giving him enough time to look at the situation-and there he saw it. The Banhammer. No-one just BRUSHES OFF a Level 50 Alchemy nailing you in the head. Falling to the earth after being tossed away, the menacing weapon's ludicrous godmodding energies, its absurd size and weight (the head alone was almost as big as Alpha, and the handle taller than him), and the acceleration of gravity as it went ever downwards would be PERFECT for stopping Nihilo. Airborn and near the skybox (that is to say, in this case, close to 200 up), all it would (hopefully) take is that ONE hammer nailing Nihilo straight on the head. He could even gague its trajectory-it wouldn't be much to make Nihilo just stay right there for a second, would it? Plus,
To be fair, Nihilo staying ANYWHERE for more than a relative second was rather ludicrous given that he was somehow insanely fast. And thus, Zetta narrowly found himself teleporting away again, right to the rough area where the Banhammer would be-or so he thought. The trajectory was a bit off due to his perception, and he decided to quickly teleport away...
...Nada. He was out on those. He had one, but he had an explicit target for THAT teleportation. Outside of that, it was his own feet or nothing at this point.
He could FEEL Nihilo grin over there. Time to beat feet.
...
"Why do you even have all those arms?" Rebecca asked.
"Well, I was thinking that I wanted to hug alotta stuff, but I only had two arms and I could only hug one thing at a time! So I thought that havin' more than two arms means I can hug more than one thing atta' time, right? So, that's what I wanted and it's what I have now, so now I can hug ALL the people! It's the cutest superpower ever! :3" Roxxanne said, trying her best to recapture her own thought process. "...But yeah, I do kind of look like some parody of a Hindu deity or somethin'." She added.
"But why are they all different? Like, some of these are just weird..." Rebecca said.
"I didn't just want two arms so they all had to be different!" Roxxanne huffed.
"You could have just copied-actually, nevermind." Rebecca said.
Rosalind had left for the ruins of Memory-she didn't want to be anywhere near Roxxanne in her newest form. Rebecca, on the other hand, insisted that, while they were mostly alone, that they took measurements and such for 'research purposes.' Or something like that.
"So what's with all the tiny things around your waist?" Rebecca asked.
"They're mini-mes! They are mini, and they are also me, and they are all really adorable! Well, most of them are really adorable. A few can get kinda creepy. But this one is super adorable! It's a tiny pink fox in a tiny pink dress! And it has ribbons! And those eyes are heart-shaped! It doesn't get cuter than that, right? :3" Roxxanne said, pointing with a hand 'inspired' by the very same beast to the tiny lolita-wearing Sylveon that wasn't even an inch tall.
"OK, but, uh, do they do anything other than hug your waistline? And, what are they even?" Rebecca asked.
Oh, that was a hard question. Roxxanne opted to only share as much truth as she could concretely give, then feign a lack of understanding on the rest-that would hopefully satisfy Rebecca.
"Uh...I'unno what they really are, but they're mini and they're also me, as I can make 'em do stuff. But they're kinda autonomous sometimes?...Yeah, again, creepy sometimes, but usually just adorable. I mean, look at this little thing!...I know they can get bigger, actually, and they fly. Not entirely sure about the rest." Roxxanne said.
She had not directly lied there, bar not knowing what they really are-or not entirely. She wasn't sure what they were capable of that she herself wasn't, for a start-she KNEW they were, at least in part, personified bits of her psyche, a detail she decided to deliberately leave out as that was breaching uncomfortable topics. That is why she wasn't sure what they were capable of-they seemed to be able to do things Roxxanne herself couldn't at times, but did that mean they were bringing out parts of her abilities she didn't know she had, or that they had abilities that she did not? Or did they have abilities that she did not have, but by their nature, she had access to?...It was confusing. Which cute little thing was associated with which part of her psyche, too, she didn't really know, bar the one that directly represented her hope (it was the platinum statue of herself, natch)-the rest was guesswork. And of course, she didn't know if they were ONLY her psyche personified or something else. And considering all but one (the one regarding hope) didn't show up until she lost her marbles, what did THAT mean? The most odd question-they were clearly a part of her on some level so they couldn't really outright go against her will, but how much control did she have, exactly?
The less spoken of them the better, really. That was the creepy bits-at least they had the decency to appear ridiculously huggable so they didn't creep her out whenever she had to think of this stuff.
"...Roxxanne, make sure you keep a solid eye on those things in case they do anything weird-EVEN if you explicitly demand it of them." Rebecca said. "Heaven knows how much not knowing stuff-"
"-can cost you. And trust me sis, I'm not altogether too unfamiliar with that idea myself..." Roxxanne said.
"You're pretty lax about following it." Rosalind stated.
"Eh, hypocritcal ol' Roxxanne, ehehehe!...Yeah, I feel like that knowing everything about everything relevant was a part of a life I don't want to go back to, ever. It was stalker levels of stuff, like, I knew-"
Roxxanne didn't get the chance to really explain exactly why she wasn't so hot on the idea of knowing everything that could crop up (it inevitably lead to locations usually contained in people's pants) when Rosalind came back, running. "Rebecca, RoxxaaaaaaaAAA!"
Rosalind's recoil and backing off was ridiculous-if only because this was coming from the most prim and proper lady Roxxanne has ever met in her life, and not only that, but she was acting like her younger sister had a really bad case of cooties. THEN Rosalind broke out a biohazard suit and things just went into audacity, and Roxxanne couldn't help but laugh. Rosalind's phobias weren't firsthand ones-they were more accurately just some nasty stories she read that stuck-but having all of her usual composure thrown out the window at the sight of Roxxanne was brilliant. She didn't say ANYTHING until that suit was on tight-and given that she wore it over her usual variety of white dress, it made her look REALLY fat.
It was, to put it plain, ridiculous.
"Oh, shut up Roxxanne! Rebecca, Nihilo got angry!" Rosalind declared.
That wasn't nearly so ridiculous, in any sense. She already suspected such a thing had happened.
"Oh, come on!" Rebecca said, in a tone that honestly seemed to expect such an outcome. Roxxanne just let loose an incredibly long groan-the brief bout of laughter long gone. "Who's he pissed at?"
"Err, he's unconscious." Rosalind said.
What followed between Rebecca and Roxxanne was an unspoken utterance of some filthy language. Nihilo's worst abilities were defensive, by far, but all things considered he was still relatively sturdy compared to everything else, except this 'godmodder' fellow (that didn't sound like a very threatening name, now did it?).
Then: "What happened?!"
...
Zetta ran the fastest he ever had in recent memory-which is to say, his life. All the while, the hypocrite, who's runspeed didn't match Zetta's enough to reach him, opted instead to use his 'weaker' majjyks. And they were still dangerously strong-Gusts of chilling wind, bursts of Icicles, wither skulls (of course), blasts of some kind of magic that tended to make whatever it touch explode violently-he had a variety that surpassed his appearance and style of a raging berserker and took advantage, and worse, he knew what to pick-the spells would either slow Zetta down or knock him off-footing, each one having either a kinetic push or would put some baggage on him that could give Nihilo the speed edge he needed to close the distance.
Zetta, for his part, proved that he was perfectly adept at keeping tabs on things happening behind him. This was due to sunglasses with mirrors on the edges, allowing him to see backwards without expending precious energy. Screw that said sunglasses had broken shades since he got them, knowing what happened behind you was infinitely better than some dumb fashion statement right now! He also enjoyed the Cosmic Cloak-as it turned out, any projectile sent into it would quickly just be dumped into deep space rather than touch him, thus preventing Nihilo from being able to hit him directly-though this only meant he got creative and tossed out spells that created explosions, or walls, or spike fields, or other obstacles! Cipher's Call was also a blessing-he couldn't use it to its fullest extent but it DID give him bursts of knowledge on attacks heading towards his blindspots or traps that his sight hadn't caught, which probably saved his life at least nine times now. Zetta could have tried to fire back at this point, but at this point he was near to collapsing-and while he could still run to where he needed to go, that was all he could muster without going unconscious, a mistake that would be punished by Nihilo undoubtedly turning his body into the new paint job.
It was not a long trip to his destination at all, it was roughly fifteen seconds of running in fact, but the sheer volume of projectiles he had to avoid, on top of the stress of the situation, made getting there take much, much longer than it actually did. In any case, Zetta burst upon a small clearing, the remaining light of the day filtering down and making the green grass almost seem brown, and the near-nighttime levels of light made him feel drowsy, his tired body demaning rest. Relief did not wash over him, though; the stress and danger of the situation were still very palpable, and the thumping of his heart (and Nihilo's feet) were restless, but now, it would all be simplified into a singular, well-timed teleport.
"FINALLY STOPPED RUNNING, HUH?...YOU'VE GOT SOME TRICK UP YOUR SLEEVE, YOU SICK SOULESS!gorilla!" Nihilo roared from the thicket he just came through. His presence was visible-the trees started to rot. Oh, oh no. He wouldn't actually STOP, right? If he didn't come for him...He had an audacious idea."
"Ehehehe, yes! Yes I do! The trick is, I stop here, catch my breath, stop pretending I'm weak and start making YOU run!" Zetta said, attempting to goad him in.
"I KNOW BETTER THAN THAT, PUNK!" Nihilo screamed, his breath feeling like a tangible gust, the trees and brush almost turning black as Nihilo became visible, frost forming around his feet.
"Well, gorilla, called my bluff..." Zetta said, face going sour, looking down. "...But not fast enough!" Zetta then exclaimed, facing Nihilo again, reaching for Denito Surrexit.
Nihilo's face turned very sour, and Zetta could almost see the gears working. Brilliant-the idea of him escaping now was too much for Nihilo to properly bear, doubly so since he made him think that he just needed to catch his breath for a safe teleport away, presumably to a safe location where finding him would be much, much harder. He lept out, screaming some standard barbarian nonsense.
It was at this point that Zetta tipped Nulla Stella-and at once, either the Transistor or whatever happened to be guarding the Transistor (aka the CAH Mob) suddenly found themselves between Zetta and Nihilo, the ax embedded into THEIR body(/bodies) and turning them into the new paint job-and NOT Zetta. Not to say Zetta wasn't hit by the force of it, flung backwards, but very alive.
Zetta called it far too close-the mean looking piece of hardware nearly turned his insides into bloody guts himself, and Zetta was still splattered with the red of whatever got blown up (or the bits of Transistor).
Nihilo didn't appreciate that, nor did it slow him down enough, and he came in for another swing with that nasty ax-BONK!
Zetta grinned devilishly. Nihilo's eyes rolled up as he tried to flip the bird but couldn't do it before his mind gave way to the warm recesses of unconsciousness. It was all a testamony to the power of the Banhammer slamming into his head at such a massive force-the ground quaked under its power. it wasn't a TRUE OHKO, Zetta got some good chips in beforehand, but Zetta nevertheless knew that the Banhammer's power was basically the reason he got taken down. Best of all, he was unconscious, not dead.
All of his goals were achieved-ignoring the fact he nearly died, that was actually a pretty big success. He wasn't going to go near Nihilo with a fifty-foot pole after this was done, though, but he had to get his unconscious body back, safely. For now, though, Zetta needed to just rest.
Zetta popped out Vita Australi and Navitas Nox, and just sat close to them. Insane, how Nihilo nearly exhausted him even with Navitas Nox...Nevertheless, proof that he wasn't impossible to take down.
...
"What happened?!" Rebecca asked, trying to assure Nihilo was alive.
Zetta went for the abridged version of events. "We had a heated disagreement, and an airborn weapon of mass destruction conked him on the head. Impressive he's still alive."
"Augh, Nihilo! He can barely watch his head sometimes..." Rebecca said.
"Oh, no, I barely expected it myself. Came almost out of nowhere..." Zetta lied.
"Lemme guess, that 'heated disagreement' was what he was raging over earlier?" Roxxanne asked.
Zetta had to conceal his surprise-they had actually figured that out?! "Uh, yeah. He's really stubborn, isn't he?"
"Yep." Roxxanne said.
"That is a fair summary." Rosalind added.
"He's still trying to do that raid after all those losses...If he wants to do something, he'll do it." Rebecca said.
"So...Now what?" Roxxanne asked. This was it-an opportunity.
"Well, if I may suggest something..." Zetta started. "Just getting this war over and done with sooner should allow you to take him home...Who knows how long he'll be out? In any case, really, I'd just keep him in Aetheria's medical bay. And keep him away from his ax...Given his attitude about everything he might go into a frenzy."
"I personally doubt the frenzy bit, but that's honestly our best course of action anyways." Rosalind said.
"I'll go to Aetheria to make sure he's OK...I mean, we work together a lot." Rebecca said.
"RebeccaXNihilo OTP. :3" Roxxanne said, her mouth curling into that trollish catface.
"...Ugh." Was all Rebecca could muster to that one, as she took the unconscious Nihilo and walked off.
Meanwhile, Zetta decided not to take any high-risk attempts at recruiting anytime in the near future. Or at all.
Meanwhile, the Transistor/CAH Mob, for reasons explained above, fails to git gud and promptly dies, and Cranky Kong once again bemoans another waste of potential.
A ripple is felt through all 1337 planes of the memeth dimension of space. A great presence has arrived.
The true meme god, MODPACK.
I stare down the FALSE MEMER, and activate the MEME ENERGY around me to ascend into my TIER ONE meme forme. The amount of true, classic memes spewing out of me, in a manner such as light from a sun, is so staggering that the 69-420th planes of the memeth dimension begin to phase into one, ultimate plane.
A certain Meme Throne begins to vibrate, in response to the large amount of meme energy that has appeared at one time.
I manipulate the meme energy around me, and send a message to Mardek; @Cyanogynist
"The mememancer, the god of memes, Modpack, has arrived. It is time(me). "
Current Saga: Think Outside the Basement (Post-Terrapause/Post-Crypt)
Current Arc: The Source of All Memes (The City of Opportunity)
Lightform: /|||\ Jormungandr: <|||||> The Queener: _|||||_ The Infinity Edge: {||||}
+1 to Redstonetam
+1 to Darkside
+1 to Pricey
Isaac [AG BOSS]: 65/150 (+2 Crystal) Chorus Mortis [GUDLADDER]: 22/50 (+2 Crystal, +2 Redstione, +1 Pricey)
(Broken Fire Gauntlet && Concentrated Light Magic && Pieces of the Creator's vehicle's armor = Creator's Gauntlet) && (Brimstone && Soul of Light && Piece of paper with the Japanese symbol for light = Holy Brimstone) && Human Weeaboo Soul = My Innermost Apocalypse (Level 25) (21/26)
SMITE THY FOE! The requests for Holy Brimstone on the BoI subreddit were too ing high. So I made this. Holds insane power over light, high power over creation, ridiculous power over determination, and over 9000 power over the forces of anime. Well, it's made with a HUMAN weeaboo soul. It can also fire lasers which alternate from yellow and blue. Also this turns almost anyone who wields this into a weeaboo.
(Razer Blade 2015 && Copy of Undertale = Razor Blade 201X) && Red Ring of Death && (Mountain Dew && ([BLACK] Strongbox && [RED] RIA 20 Striker = [RED] Strongbox) && Laptop Liquid Cooling System && The King of Town's Denture Tablets = [RED] Pulsating Mountain Dew Laptop Coolant System) = Razer Blade 201X Red Sun (Level 17) (15/18) This red laptop pulsates with slightly higher power over Red Sun energies than the Red Ring of Death. It also possesses great power over creation and light power over reality. It also has a complete compendium of sbemails, sbemail in-jokes, and sbemail easter eggs. I don't know why either.
((Cell Phone || Magic Mirror = Technological Mirror) && (Portable Enchantment Table && Dimensional Scissors || Sennheiser speakers = Warpset) = Warpspeaker Mirror) && (The 9-Volt (BoI pet) && Liquid Game Grumps = Game Grumps Absorber Battery) && ((Echo Flower Petals && Essence of JonTron = ECHo Flower Petals) || Advanced Technological Mirror software = ECH-OS) && Potent Smoke Majjyks = Echo Mirror (Level 25) (6/26) This is it. The item that will finally release that saccharine side of me. This also has intense illusion majjyks paired with just-as-intense smoke majjyks.
((Chlorophyte Warhammer && Chlorophyte Jackhammer && Shroomite Ingot && Every Pyro melee weapon = Chlorophyte Automatic Warhammer) && ((Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker && Pwnhammer = Horseman's Breaker) && (Haunted Scrap Metal && Disempowerment Ritual && Essence of Memes = Illuminated Scrap Metal) = John Cena's Junk Crusher (Level 15) (6/16)
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! Yeah, I've wanted to do this for a looooooong time.
~~Spirit Reviser~~
None so far.
~~Regular Alchemies~~
None so far.
~~Elemental Infuser~~
Shoulderpads ++ Determination = Pauldron of the Barrage (Level 10) (0/11)
MEGA DEFLECT!
--Assault Team (DEAD)
Yeah, at least the Assault Team got their ultimate abilities out.
--Transistor (SUMMONED!)
333,333 HP
The Spine: Passives(), Functions() and Augments() have no cooldowns. Whenever a Function() is used, summon a BadCell.
Overload: When the Transistor's hp hits 0, restore it to full hp and destroy two random Functions(), two random Passives() and two random Auguments(). Once the Transistor runs out of Functions(), destroy the Transistor. When revived by Overload, the Spoil of War is not dropped.
Augument(): Whenever the Transistor uses a Function(), modify it's effects with an Augument().
Reboot(): At the start of each turn, gain the effects of a random Passive() and lose the effects from last turn.
Kill(): 8 round charge. Activate all existing Functions() without Auguments().
Passive():
Crash(): Takes 20% reduced damage and is immune to debuffs.
Mask(): The first attack this turn made by the Transistor mini-crits.
Tap(): The Transistor will heal for 15% of damage dealt.
Void(): The Transistor cripples targets hit.
Ping(): 20% chance to dodge attacks. Applied after Jaunt().
Help(): BadCells will not spawn this turn.
Function():
Crash(): Deal high damage to 3 entities. Stun and Crash all entities hit. Enemies that are already crashed will be Broken instead.
Help(): Summon Fetch and Luna, if they are already killed. If any of the characters are alive, heal them to full health.
Jaunt(): For the next 3 turns, gain a 35% chance to avoid attacks.
Bounce(): Deal moderate damage to an entity. Can be cast 4 times in one turn.
Cull(): Deal massive damage to and knock up 2 nearby entities.
Spark(): Deal insanely high damage split equally among 2-5 random entities.
Augument():
Crash(): The attack will do increased damage and Crash entities hit. Enemies that are already Crashed will instead be Broken.
Cull(): Knocks up entities hit, up to 3 entities.
Tap(): Heals for 30% of damage dealt, reduced to 10% for Cull() and Spark().
Flood(): The attack will inflict Flood on the target.
Ping(): Attack will be double cast.
Purge(): The attack will inflict Purge on the target.
Effects:
Crash: Takes 20% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Broken: Cannot dodge attacks. Takes 50% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Flood: Deals 30,000 damage over 2 turns.
Purge: Deals 10,000 damage over 3 turns. If the target is not a boss, deal massive damage at the end of this time.
Crippled: Deals 40% reduced damage. 50% chance for dodge to fail. Lasts for 2 turns.
Summoned Entities:
[AG]
Fetch:
50,000/50,000 HP
Will Crash enemies hit.
Luna:
[AG]
50,000/50,000 HP
Will Flood enemies hit.
BadCell:
[AG]
10,000/10,000 HP
When killed, explode, dealing a small amount of damage to an entity and crashing it for one turn, and deal 30,000 damage to the Transistor. Overkill damage will also be dealt to the Transistor (damage that exceeds the entity's current health).
Spoil of War: Buzzing Transistor Core: This Spoil stores up to 10 charges.
1-4 charges: Use Bounce() on an entity. Charges consumed depend on the number of times Bounce() is used.
5 charges: Deal high damage to an entity and either Crash, Flood, Purge or Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it again will Break the entity.
10 charges: Either use Cull() or Spark(), or deal high damage to an entity and Crash, Flood, Purge AND Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it will Break the entity.
Nulled.
Meanwhile in the Source of All Memes, Mardek recieves Modpack's message.
Searching for a compass: 14/15 (+2 from crys) Nihilumbra or Light and Colours48/55 (+2 from crys, +1 from GR)
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Az plunges the Transistor into the Transistor.. Transistor plunges the Transistor into the Az. Nope. Az plunges the Transistor into something less confusing and contrary. Just maybe after she had roughed it up a little. It being the Terror Blood Crawler. Finally revealing what Collapse() does, Az threw her Transistor into the air, it sparks a few times before a massive gash appeared in space-time around it, visible even to the naked eye of spectators. The gash glowed with teal-coloured energy, a purple void located within. The Terror rose into the air, similarly surrounded by teal energy. A spark, and the Terror collapsed in on itself, compacted to a small cube, before being wripped apart jettisoned into the infinite abyss of the Void. The rift closed with similar forces, and the battlefield found itself one entity short of earlier.
Cooldowns
Blizzard(TM)cooldown: 3/5
Ice Barrier cooldown: 4/4
Lich Slap cooldown: 3/4
Extended Life cooldown: 1/5 (fixed)
From the Grave cooldown: 0/4
Anarc___'_ Cook____ 3/3
Quake's Leuitenant Does this really need a cooldown? I'll give it a once per turn rule.
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Two Handed Axe, lvl 7 Disassembly,lvl 5 Ultimata Drain Rifles (lvl 26) Sol's Twig (lvl 10) Sniper Armor, lvl 3, incerases accuracy of guns
Empire Earth IV, lvl 3
Typhoon Sniper (lvl 7) Angelic Longbow (lvl 10)
Demonic Recurve (lvl 10)
Thunder Essence (lvl 15) Power Ranger Armor (lvl 15)(IIII) Thunder Stone (lvl 5) Transformation Stone (lvl 5) Matlera Hook (lvl 9) Heart... (III) Bold is for crafted items Italics is for gained from other things (like steal...) Underline is for found items via charges Yellow is for Project transformation. Blue = lvl 10-20 Red = lvl 21-25 Green = lvl 1-9 Cyan is for Spoils.
The project of Penultimate weaponry set. May be the best friend, or worst enemy. In these times, Balladina must be here, otherwise, Godmodder would ultimately win:
Balladina's Leather Armor (x)
Balladina's Poisoned Longsword (starting)(can be extended)
Balladina's Pocket Shortbow (x)
Alina's Infinite Cup (x)
Balladina's Bandwith (x)
Alina's Mask (x)
Balladina's Steel Underarmor (x)
Popiel's Crown (x)
Von Kostryn Longsword (x)
Von Kostryn Iron Helmet (x)
Von Kostryn Iron Chestplate(x)
X = Not having it And the ultimates:
Balladina's Guard Armor. (don't have)
Balladina's Recurve. (nope)
Balladina's Mythical Mask. (don't have)
Balladina's Vilethorn Blade(pretty much like spoil, chargeable) (not having)
IN PROGRESS: (Plantera Hook&& (Scorpion Hook && (Lunar Hook && Plantera Hook) && Superpowers) && Balladina's Knife) && (Balladina's Sword &&(Deadman Poison&&Iron Gads &&(Reverse Vintuci || Balladina's Sickle && Balladina (book)))) = Balladina's Poisoned Longsword (22/26) (lvl 25) (Tip: read this book to find the answer) The Sword of Balladina is enchanced with her Soul. May cause poisoning. A legendary sword (or knife), what caused Von Kostryn to pass out, killed Alina, Goniec and manipulating everyone. Every Balladina's sage Weapon will have 25 lvl, while penultimates 50 lvl. READY: Thunderstorm && (Essence of ... && Thunder) || Essences && Pure Power && Thunder && (Tinquinci && Coppingu) = Thunder Essence (16/16)(lvl 15) The essence is a natural trap of Pikachu. Free him to see what happens. While inventory it will imbue every weapon with electrity. IN PROGRESS: Arkhallis && (Hobinhall && Orthuler && (Avanganda && Excalibur && Retingazer ) && Untingon) || (Balladina (Book) && Balladina Essence && Short Crossbow && Short bow) && Recurve = Balladina's Pocket Shortbow (7/26) (lvl 25) The Pocket Shortbow is more like actual Tsunami 2.0. It can shotfast, in parrarels of 20 and 7 others at 360 direction. These arrows inflicts Deadman Poison, which is upgrade to Venom in terms of damage. Even if unused by Balladina, we'll use it. IN PROGRESS: (Solar Armor && Vortex Armor && Nebula Armor && Stardust Armor) && (Goniec Armor && Von Kostryn Armor && Balladina Leather Clothes && (Balladina Soul && Superpower && (Solar Armor || Balladina Leather Clothes) && Balladina (book))) = Balladina's Leather Armor (7/26) (lvl 25) Balladina Leather Armor provides same defence as combined four lunar armors. In terms of durablity, it's even more durable than anything. It have moderate control of Evil and Ranged, lesser at Magic and Summon, and least at Melee and Balladina soul.
ALTS: Farechu (RP and Fact character)
Farechu <---> King Dessain (King Dedede hammer, Transformation Stone and Darkness Essence needed, can later transform for free). Farechu/King Dessain ----> King Faressain Dechu (Superior Transformation Stone, Merge Stones and Chaos Crystal Needed)
(from now) Farechu ----> Pikachu (if exposed to Raichite, Farechu is Half Pikachu in fact) King Dessain ----> King Dedede (if exposed to Mecha Hammer, same)
^^ -----> Faressain Ultimatus/King Ultimatus (one if merged Faressain + all 8 forms above, second when all 8 pure forms merge), can use all abilities.
(1 = 5, 2 = 5, 3 = 15)
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Specials:
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Actions: My alchemies... are ready. No return from that... I'm ready, even if my mind gets destroyed, even if I die... Faressain puts himself in the middle of circle. He merges up the three alchemies, and his house got thundered... meanwhile Faressain got mind of Pikachu... the birth as Pichu... the evolution... the catch... the battlers, his trainer... his seal... He woke up at the house. *Pika* What happened? I swear... Then he got to mirror... His cheeks were red, he resembled Pikachu... But what happened? He forgot the part with Thunder, since he got in same milisecond as before transformation. *Pika* His part of empty mind were overtaken by Pikachu... But he remembered... The godmodder was evil... he sealed Pikachu in a trap... then Faressain... saving him... sacrificing himself... Farechu went off the house... and tested his abilities *Pika* Ughhh... I didn't train since I was locked... After testing his abilities he went closer PGs... and closer... and paralyzed them. Then he seen Blue, Red and Green here. He followed them to City of Opportunity, since he also wants to go in.
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Helping:
+2 redstone
+1 Pricey (he supported me , I need to pay him same).
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OOC:
Since Faressain transformed, please, say now other than Faressain, Farechu.
Badass Triangle Shades-Wearing Cyborg MLG Honey Badger: 60/200
Tetrahellatus: 28/450
Alchemy:
Beam Spam && More Dakka && Missile Spam && Grenade Spam: The Obliterator: (19/25)
I proceed to release a deadly plague at the Terror Blood Crawler, which is ALSO stealing from a god (Ask your doctor if you want to worship said god because of the side effects, which...are a lot, considering that it's a god of disease. Even if he is surprisingly affable. Then again, he IS from the same universe as the other gods I stole from, which include a manipulative god of hope)
After that, I proceed to go to Opportunity to take one of the quests (I guess I'll take "Home Movies". Specially because I still have to use up the rest of that disease).
CHARGES:
A Certain Cloud-Like Computer Program (1/50)
A bunch of "bringers" (1/20)
ALCHEMIES:
Meme Energy in the shape of a gun that is also a sword && a bottled form of the feeling of rage = ??? 1/??
Meme Energy in the shape of a fist that also happens to be a rocket launcher && a bottled form of the feeling of relief = ??? 1/??
An empty AI shell husk && Life energy && A sword= ??? 1/??
A tree && A piece of grass && A Flower = ??? 1/??
I notice the time it took for Mardek to notice the memes I had slipped in my message. Any pure of heart memer would have noticed them instantly. I continue my meme ascension.
Meme Energy in the shape of a gun that is also a sword && a bottled form of the feeling of rage = RAEG Gunblade 1/7
Meme Energy in the shape of a fist that also happens to be a rocket launcher && a bottled form of the feeling of relief = Relief Rocket Fist 1/7
An empty AI shell husk && Life energy && A sword = Brainy Blade 1/5
A tree && A piece of grass && A Flower = Flora 1/6
Entity charges increment, the Inverse Attendant loses 5,000 Overheal, and the Transistor gains its next Passive(), Mask()! Also, I forgot the Combat Engineers and GUN Loaders that came with Opportunity, they're here now. As compensation, they'll get Crits this turn!
The Transistor uses Jaunt(), gaining a 35% dodge chance for the next three turns and summoning a BadCell! The Function was augmented by Purge, which did nothing! The Fetch dives into the Terror Blood Crawler for 5,000 damage and Crash!
The Dust Elemental attacks the Terror Blood Crawler for 12,000 Crashed damage, stunning the Combat Engineers in the process! The Void Blimp deals 36,000 Crashed damage to the Terror Blood Crawler, killing it! Death Metal kills four Combat Engineers! The Inverse Attendant kills another two Combat Engineers!
The City of Opportunity summons two FIX Loaders! The Combat Engineers are stunned... The Crit will carry over! The GUN Loaders deal 10,000 critted damage to the Fetch! The Godmodder smacks the Armored Void Blimp with his robotic left arm to the tune of 50,000 damage, before +6'ing GoldenReady and summoning the EOTB! More specifically, a massive horde of elephants that were just ripped away from ascending directly up the ten-thousand foot walls of the city of Ternia in Dimension 953. Unfortunately, before their sage-master riders could reach the walls to correct the ruler of Ternia's foul errors, they were transported by a temporal rift summoned by the defenders into DTG, and thus into the service of the Godmodder. EOTB in this case stands for 'Elephants - Outer Ternian Buttresses'.
Transistor [AG BOSS] HP: 323,333/333,333. Current Passive(): Mask(). Kill(): 3/8 35% dodge chance for three turns!
Fetch [AG] HP: 40,000/50,000. Crashes enemies hit.
BadCell [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. When killed, deals damage to the Transistor.
Dust Elemental [N] HP: 55,000/85,000. Stuns a random entity on the side it attacks!
Armored Void Blimp [N] HP: 450,000/450,000. Void Bomb: 1/5
Inverse Attendant [N] HP: 175,000/150,000 Permanently Inversed. Lifesend: 3/3 Meatshielding the Dust Elemental!
Death Metal [N] HP: 100,000/100,000
EOTB [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Mark of Telkatis: active. If removed, they become much harder to hit, but also do much less damage. Walnut's Curse: 0/5
City of Opportunity [PG]: Invulnerable except through Quests. QUESTS: 0/5. Reinforcements: 10,000 (+10,000 Per turn). Hyperion Troops cannot attack except in Retaliation (or if Quest objectives demand it). Repossession: (1/25)
Combat Engineers [PG] HP: 5,000/5,000 (x4.) Will Crit on next attack!
FIX Loaders [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000 (x2.)
GUN Loaders [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000 (x10.)
Current Saga: Think Outside the Basement (Post-Terrapause/Post-Crypt)
Current Arc: The Source of All Memes (The City of Opportunity)
Lightform: /|||\ Jormungandr: <|||||> The Queener: _|||||_ The Infinity Edge: {||||}
+1 to Redstonetam
+1 to Darkside
+1 to Pricey
Isaac [AG BOSS]: 69/150 (+3 Crystal) Chorus Mortis [GUDLADDER]: 26/50 (+3 Crystal)
(Broken Fire Gauntlet && Concentrated Light Magic && Pieces of the Creator's vehicle's armor = Creator's Gauntlet) && (Brimstone && Soul of Light && Piece of paper with the Japanese symbol for light = Holy Brimstone) && Human Weeaboo Soul = My Innermost Apocalypse (Level 25) (22/26)
SMITE THY FOE! The requests for Holy Brimstone on the BoI subreddit were too ing high. So I made this. Holds insane power over light, high power over creation, ridiculous power over determination, and over 9000 power over the forces of anime. Well, it's made with a HUMAN weeaboo soul. It can also fire lasers which alternate from yellow and blue. Also this turns almost anyone who wields this into a weeaboo.
(Razer Blade 2015 && Copy of Undertale = Razor Blade 201X) && Red Ring of Death && (Mountain Dew && ([BLACK] Strongbox && [RED] RIA 20 Striker = [RED] Strongbox) && Laptop Liquid Cooling System && The King of Town's Denture Tablets = [RED] Pulsating Mountain Dew Laptop Coolant System) = Razer Blade 201X Red Sun (Level 17) (16/18) This red laptop pulsates with slightly higher power over Red Sun energies than the Red Ring of Death. It also possesses great power over creation and light power over reality. It also has a complete compendium of sbemails, sbemail in-jokes, and sbemail easter eggs. I don't know why either.
((Cell Phone || Magic Mirror = Technological Mirror) && (Portable Enchantment Table && Dimensional Scissors || Sennheiser speakers = Warpset) = Warpspeaker Mirror) && (The 9-Volt (BoI pet) && Liquid Game Grumps = Game Grumps Absorber Battery) && ((Echo Flower Petals && Essence of JonTron = ECHo Flower Petals) || Advanced Technological Mirror software = ECH-OS) && Potent Smoke Majjyks = Echo Mirror (Level 25) (7/26) This is it. The item that will finally release that saccharine side of me. This also has intense illusion majjyks paired with just-as-intense smoke majjyks.
((Chlorophyte Warhammer && Chlorophyte Jackhammer && Shroomite Ingot && Every Pyro melee weapon = Chlorophyte Automatic Warhammer) && ((Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker && Pwnhammer = Horseman's Breaker) && (Haunted Scrap Metal && Disempowerment Ritual && Essence of Memes = Illuminated Scrap Metal) = John Cena's Junk Crusher (Level 15) (7/16)
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! Yeah, I've wanted to do this for a looooooong time.
~~Spirit Reviser~~
None so far.
~~Regular Alchemies~~
None so far.
~~Elemental Infuser~~
Shoulderpads ++ Determination = Pauldron of the Barrage (Level 10) (0/11)
MEGA DEFLECT!
--Assault Team (DEAD)
Yeah, at least the Assault Team got their ultimate abilities out.
--Transistor (SUMMONED!)
It's somewhere in the discussion thread. Oh yeah, here.
Leafy bashes the E-OTB with a Lamborghini made out of rocks, then a rock made out of Lamborghinis, then a Lamborghini made out of rocks made out of Lamborghinis, and so on. The KNAWLEDGE involved in the attack creates a huge explosion in the area, damaging the FIX Loaders and Combat Engineers as well.
The Transistor oversees the explosion of KNAWLEDGE. It then Spark()s the E-OTB, the FIX Loaders, and the Combat Engineers, augmented with Crash(), of course.
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My inventory and project can be found here!
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