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It is Christmastime in Fictionland, a celebrated holliday amongst most of the masses. UserZero is anxiously watching the sky, ready to murder the imminent arrival: Old Saint Nick. Fortunately, he finds a way to spread Christmas Cheer, in the form of a Chimney materializing on the battlefield, five stockings adorning it. Your plot-senses tingle in a manner to inform you that the stockings are filled with Alchemies and gifts for all participating! It will vanish in 3 turns, so stock up while you can-it's a free action.

Yuuki is halfway to sanity at this point. She tries to look cheery, but something seems to be bothering her... She doesn't entirely shake it off this time either. The Plague Aura is still a-buzzin, though. The Terror Ooze takes its unfortunate third stack from this procedure, while many others get uncomfortably close. Due to her depression at seeing an innocent cat's neck broken, she only manages one action-granted, it's still a charged action, Just Can't Stop. This grants all of her allies Haste-25 (adding that much to their dodge chance) for this turn only, and doubles their Plague Chance. She adapts to soak hit targets with Liquid Cuteness, and +1s various Anime Girl charges as usual. YuukiQuest's status is progressing along in the document.

EXE uses Token of Friendship, this time to give -5% Sanity Degen to Hezalyna. She gains the ability to crit on any target with multiple status effects. Grendaline opts not to focus upon those soaked with Liquid Cuteness, and instead smash Grunkfuss in the face with her surprisingly high-durability guitar, dealing 20,000 damage and adding a stack of burning. Samantha uses Cosplayzilla, throwing out materials and costume parts in such a ruckus that the sand and dirt kicked up by her blistering speed masks her movements until it is too late and you look upon a gigantic, if paper-thin, copy of the Frankenstein's Pokemon that came before it. Aside from its lacking durability, all aspects of it are perfectly lifelike-including its ability to absolutely destroy people. The Battlecarrier is in this manner assaulted by a variety of high-damage attacks for a total of 50,000 damage and no plague. Hezalyna summons another Glomper before using Manipulate on Shadowtrap. However, fortunately for Supercool, his SPD bonus procs, and by the time Hezalyna has made the alterations to the local atomic structure, she finds that you are actually no longer there to be altered in that manner, and she has basically made a freak gust where you were standing. She pouts at this.

Matronymic fires a powerful arrow at the Battlecarrier, easily hitting for 25,000 damage. She then points a finger at Big Lincoln, giving him the Hunter's Mark. Thankfully, this action does not have even have a chance to give Anime Girl Plague stacks. Sakuya fires a barrage of knives into the Battlecarrier for 20,000 damage and a stack of Anime Girl Plague. Gretchen looks at Grendaline and follows her lead without question, firing a blast of sound at Grunkfuss for 20,000 damage and another stack of Anime Girl Plague.

Murakumo Mu remembers what she did with Walker before and restores 3% Sanity in that matter (really just remembering that from his actions before), before casually stabbing Shadowtrap with the eight swords serving as wings, merging into one. 50% times 2 is 100%, and your evade does not beat her evade ignore, so Shadowtrap definitely gets a stack of Plague from that, as well as 40,000 damage. She proceeds to swing around to the Battlecarrier and summons up a surprise drone, firing into the mech for 40,000 damage and another guarenteed Plague Stack. Lucky for you, it was only that turn, though anything attacking her can expect stacks.

Flumpty is only mildly off-put by the turn of events, as basically all Anime Girl attention has turned those soaked in Liquid Cuteness-and of three, one isn't present. That being said, he does realize that he may just want to start curbing back the horde a bit regarding drones, and as such turns two of his attacks into firing on the Shadowtrap's light drones, destroying x2 and x3, the two with Anime Girl Plague. he then fires into Polymepheus for 25,000 damage. He switches his Friendship Game to Fry. The Redman desperately tries to salvage his situation or find some way to take pressure off of his part of the mech. The good news (exclusively for him) is that the Gazebos aren't Airborn, so the damage boost from Fry wipes them all. He then uses redman.exe and hacks into the Endbringer, the Boomstick Birdie, and the Kindred Spirit. The Kindred Spirit fights it back, but Boomstick Birdie and the Endbringer are compromised to the point that they are stunned. A reminder to pilots; Your mech may be stunned, but you are not. He then stares at Throne II, gleefully awaiting the opportunity for it not to remove that Red Screen of Death. He cycles the Camera Glitch to the exposed Beaver. The Beaver is satisfied by the last round's delivery. "Oh, thank you so much, despite all the hostility and such, thank you, thaaaaAAAAAA!!! AAAAAHHH! OH DEITIES!!! VISHNU GIVE ME STRENGTH!!!" The Beaver screams, as more Toilet Paper is airdropped in, landing next to Polymepheus, the Redhead, and Mikoto. Golden Flumpty sends out another Hallucination, targeting Throne II and doing what the Redman screwed up. "kill," says the hallucination of Golden Flumpty to the reborn Throne that may or may not be sapient. For reasons of fairness and actually being able, Throne II will only be judged at the end of his next turn, not Golden Flumpty's. He also fires at the 777 Kill Chop Deluxe, inflicting Electrified on top of 25,000 damage. Grunkfuss uses Unconstitutional, teleporting in the Constitution of the former United States of America (and it is former), supersizing it to unrealistic proportions and from this creating a portal. 5 arms pop out of it at the same time they appear from Grunkfuss'es mech. Poison and Burning ticks down on Grunkfuss for 20,000 total.

Haruhi pops out two more Trope Balls! Onto the Kindred Spirit comes a ball of... Uh. actually, nothing seems to have changed at all. "You idiot! Of course it has!" Oh, really now? "Yes! That was Warrior Therapist! That should improve his ability to restore Sanity... As long as the mech stays up, anyways." Oh. Well pardon me. The other trope orb is more immediately appreciable, granting the Lovers the power of extreme evasiveness, Fragile Speedster. She then activates Rounding Down To A New Beginning...

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Haruhi. The information on the Update Terminal leaves what this charged special does completely blank. Not even Roxxanne's more questionable abilities have done that. "Questionable abilities?" Later, please. Can you inform us what that ability does? "Oh, simple! It's whatever I want it to!"

And with that, Haruhi stretcher her arm into the sky, as the energy of Trope pulsates around her. It appears she's about to pull out an especially powerful trope, and she's looking at the Anime Girls for it. Doubtless this is going to be one of the mental health tropes, the only logical conclusion. She points her finger at... Haruhi, no. Not Yuuki. She will No-Sell that. "What?" She's a godmodder. Godmodders are extremely hard to hit with charged actions, if not usually downright impossible. I don't even know what was going on with the King beforehand that bypassed that. Probably the carolling. "... He's a godmodder, she's a godmodder, that thing is a godmodder, you're a godmodder, I'm a godmodder! Are there any more godmodders I need to know about?!" Yes. And I am not a godmodder and neither are you. You are speaking directly into the Update Terminal, which, as Tazz once put it, verbatim, "Can use vocal commands to dictate the flow of plot progression and with it reality, especially through perception. While warping reality in general is within the forte of this machine, as well as assigning arbitrary concepts to much more complex affairs to focus creativity, the real power of this machine is that whatever is seen, and whatever is perceived, by those who wield the Update Terminal, becomes the real version of events-'overwriting' anything else that may contradict it. Any even semi-legitimate view of events that I can gather can literally overwrite any other event, even if in other cases unforeseen abilities would make my logic become totally invalidated. This is what really grinds a godmodder's gears-they rely on unforeseen screwball antics to pull off their invulnerability consistently, so when that is negated, or at least challenged, it's much harder to pull off the feats they do. I cannot outright subvert what I directly see, though, and overwriting events taxes both the fabric of reality and, in theory, my energy reserves, but having control of Scrhodinger's metaphorical gun is a hell of a superpower. The infinite fury of the Red Sun crosses off the latter power, making me effective overall." So please don't exaggerate. It could become literal, and then we're in a massive mess of trouble. "... That exposition was just dragging things on!" No, it's not, because I say Talking is a Free Action. Just, pick something else! I do not want to burn more of my limited energy! "Alright, alright! She should be an easier target..."

Haruhi grumpily turns towards EXE, her admittantly more sound plan thwarted by the threat of godmodding. She reaches into the pocket of the Tropestream, and pulls out a Trope-but not beforehand infusing it with enough Trope Energy that the equivalent in regular energy is about ninety thousand times that of the Tsar Bomba. She casually lobs this Trope Sphere directly into EXE's face.

The Trope in Question is 'He's Back.' Well, 'She's Back' in this case, but gender is no object for this particular trope. The result of this brings her sanity back up to 100%.

EXE blinks multiple times, grabs her head, suddenly groggy, and starts muttering to herself in plain English. "... What happened? I... Uh, my voice is different? That Butterfly thingy! It tried... Eating me? There was this really punchable face... Oh, Xavier! note to self, punch that guy! There was also some guy with memes... Uh, chairs? Chairs. I remember chairs." She says. She looks down, and notices her new packages, as well as the fact her body is basically a Japanese Schoolgirl that opted to take a headfirst dive into as much corruption as she could. "Uh. What." Then her eyes widen. "... Oh, :red:! OH :red:!!! What the hell actually happened?! Why am I suddenly Japanese! Since when did I get wings?!... Augh!"

It appears that Attempt number 2 is back. More general sudden revelation at her situation occurs while, while the other Anime Girls continue to babble in gibberish to her that she fully understands. I shall spare you her responses. They reveal that what's going on is even more stupid than you thought it was, and from what you were hearing it was already pretty stupid. Eventually, we skip to the important bit. "You, Coravint guy! You know coding, so I guess my abilities might be useful, and you really helped me out all aside! Uh, I'll follow you around, if that's alright?... I, I don't even know what I am anymore! But I still feel like I should help clean up this ugly mess before it escalates..."

Hrm. Interesting... It appears that there was a reason that there is currently no cure for the Anime Girl Plague, now that I look into it. This is apparently the literal first time that anyone had ever captured an Anime Girl alive and sane before. Those assigned to attempt to work on the cure during the early stages of the Plague noted that living Anime girls that were not willing would call for help, which due to the various powers of the Anime girls, often including easy manipulation over the Void, it was trivial to bust them out. Meanwhile, dead samples harbored dead ends, and the biologists quickly realized they'd needed a willing, living Anime Girl. The obvious attempts to sanity them were made, but without your power of plot importance, all who tried were turned, forcing the collective of factions to resort to extermination and containing them in their stolen elemental plane. In other words, with the existence of EXE now sane and alive, and most likely willing to help, I believe that it is possible to create a cure from scratch, though considering it wasn't found before, I doubt it will be easy. You will need to Protect EXE for this to work. While not related to the creation of the cure, either, you will also need to restore Yuuki into the two heroes of fiction we adore, kind of, and that one stupid thief we do not, if you want it to start working.

Throne II sighs and fixes the Red Screen of Death. Mikoto, by contrast, gets very busy and executes M-MURDER, phase-tackling Grunkfuss into hell his death dungeon, with such lovely sights as Psychological schools of thought, Overly-complicated mechanisms, hopeful aspirations and dreams, and the culumination of it all, death. Mikoto deals a Critted 246,000 + 20,000 + 15,000 + 24,000 damage (total is 305,000), and applies three status effects: bleed for 2 turns, a separate burn for 3 turns, and sear for 3 turns. For future reference, any status effect that does not deal 10,000 damage will have its damage listed in the status effect. His drones add an additional 10,000 damage, negating the gain of a stack of the stronger burn, and also hitting Murakumo Mu for 5,000 and a 100% guarenteed stack of Anime Girl Plague for the last.

Project Isthmus is about to act when one of the airplanes airdropping the Beaver Toilet Paper airdrops a crate right next to him. Project Isthmus cracks it open, revealing a Heavy Machine Gun, and in this, gains a cool and new Basic attack to use, because not having one of those is really bad. He then expends his Death Token. He RNG's up Machine Hand out of the 16 possibilities, gaining 10,000 base damage-lucky dog. EXE already acted. The BL4D3-BL457 Mech's drones fire upon the Redman for a total of 21,000 damage. They are also out of ammunition and need to reload.

Pontificate Oceanus checks out the Battlefield, and decides that hurrying up the Redman's death is probably for the best of his available actions. He bursts up to the Redman with a powerful jet of water, before pulling out an... Ocean Map! For free! The Redman is so giddy at the thought that his part of the mech detaches just so it can go to the marked spot, not too far out from where the Battlefield is! Unfortunately, he then realizes a critical weakness of his Mech. You see, it can't swim, and isn't very agile underwater at that, causing the native Guardians to tear it a new one! by the time it realizes that it wouldn't be getting anywhere, The Redman has taken 30,000 damage! And another soaked stack, like that will matter.

Seeing an opportunity and realizing his time is close, The Spirit of Disco summons multiple suicide disco balls to slam into Grunkfuss for 40,000 damage. The Lovers are kind of already doing the thing they were doing and thus continue doing it without impediment. The Redhead looks a little silly. The Gazeebo Launcher fires more Gazeebos, now focusing on the Beaver now that The Redman is basically taken care of. Its Drones rush to kill Grunkfuss, but both Autocannons miss, with the Tesla Rifles dealing 20,000 damage to Grunkfuss. Nihilego really thinks its a bad idea, but attacks Matronymic for-wait, nope. Matronymic dodges like she knew that was coming. Nihilego gains a stack of Anime Girl Plague regardless. Because of how I work Mechs (they modify your attacks, they do not count as separate attacks themselves), the Battlecarrier main has already acted-but its drones have not. Only a single Sound Cannon and a single Tesla Rifle drone manage to hit it, however, dealing a total of 15,000 damage. The majority of Crusher's drones run out of ammunition. The surviving drone that Supercool has fires upon Grunkfuss, as Redman would be a bad idea, for 5,000 damage.

Zerisek remembers it doesn't have a crit, before using Murderous Crusade again, targeting the Beaver over Blumpty. Unfortunately, two evade; The Beaver gets off easy and Grunkfuss narrowly avoids death. The Redman is not so fortunate and is obliterated! The PZs suddenly remember that some of them are supposed to be horrified, though Big Lincoln (the strongest PZ) no-sells it with ease.

Consumer and the Endbringer combo-attack a Starlight Breaker and a Sniper Rifle Railgun into an attack that obliterates Grunkfuss in an awesome spectacle of combo laser. You then realize Grunkfuss had like less than 20,000 HP and that was massive overkill.

The Captain considers trying to sane up the Anime Girls, but while he's a good field commander he's not really a psychologist or anything like that, so he shrugs and just pulls out a corruption-powered Rocket Launcher, plugs in a cell he generates from nowhere, and fires into the Command Minecart for 25,000 damage!

The Disembodied Heart and all of its summons make a combined effort and kill the Spirit of Disco before it can turn! It peaces out, dog. The Mecha Wasp Spawner spawns its first Wasp! It's probably not going to be the craziest entity, but the payoff if you can keep it alive seems fair enough. MrMirrorMan's drones all see the lack of Grunkfuss and combine it with the constant talk with Yuuki, and declare that they've got something to do about that-but the 10,000 AC kind of makes that pointless, so they fire on Hezalyna and her Greeters; they kill the Greeters to the last and deal 10,000 to Hezalyna, but all of them now have 2 stacks of AGP for it. The Boomstick Birdie's drones fire wholesale into Golden Flumpty, dealing 20,000 damage because the EMP Grenade drone missed. They all need reloads now. The single drone of Nomble's with a Tesla Rifle suddenly remembers it exists and adds 10,000 to Golden Flumpty's missing HP.

Richard's terrors suddenly remember that the Terror Slime's mech is imminently going to Anime. IN panic to kill it from full HP to 0, the Terror Witch burns Distillery and inflicts Armorbreak on the Mech, followed by both the Stand and the Web using PWR action to deal literally 30,000 damage over 5 separate Plasma Rifle shots, all Armorbreaked to minicrit damage! It fails to be enough, however, as the Terror Ooze is ejected just in time for its mech to assume its new form of Melona. The Terror Ooze just sulks off and murders DJ Helgian in response, looting 5 units of AU from its corpse. You know, you could provide Gold for the Terror Ooze to trigger the Super Mode. The Shock Trooper uses Electroshock, targeting pretty much the entire Anime Girl mook faction bar the recently-spawned Melona. Samantha and Sakuya dodge, while Matronymic seems to use another precognizant ability to evade you. Oh, and the Anime Girls instant-convert the Shock Trooper as a result of triggering no less than 6 checks for Anime Girl Plague stacks with the very attack.

You all cheerily great Mikoto Misaka, with a moan. Much facepalming was had by all sides, especially EXE. Refer to her by her first name alone and you will target Mikoto the lovable furry thing that casually hits for 100K instead, so don't do that, please. Bomber's Drones salvo the Beaver, but only one connects, dealing 10,000 damage total.

The Kerbal uses Spaced Out! He points his finger at Biomachina! A green cone from the sky appears, enveloping Biomachina as it slowly rises up, up into the sky! It soon sees its destination: A massive space station! There, friendly repair drones swarm around the Biomachina, ready to help. They quickly and smartly fix a lot of broken and busted systems and patch up many of the holes in the defenses of the machine, healing you for 100,000 HP! They also take this time to use a drone with a Baelfire torch to burn your Light Drone Guy to bits, destroying it, before immediately replacing it with a new Light Drone Guy, basically removing his Anime Girl Plague and giving you full ammo on it. Jondanger's mech returns without incident. The Kerbal spasms a bit-no doubt the Split in control exchanged hands.

UserZero looks at the Anime Girls and shrugs mentally. She's had enough fun with that with tossing The Shell. The Shoddy Clone of Millia Rage misses the now-evasive Lovers. Big Lincoln uses Gravedigger Bomb Deluxe, sending the Gazebo Launcher to hell via wrestling move! The traumatic experiences of hell, physically and mentally, scar the Gazebo Launcher for life! It's mech takes 100,000 damage and it itself takes 50,000! Quesker and the Command Minecart (somehow) are too busy losing their minds at Zerisek and demanding nerfs that are completely unjustified to do anything of note. The Watchman flips the bird to the Lovers and throws himself into the Anime-infected hell, smacking Murakumo Mu across the face. This restores 1% Sanity, before the Watchman becomes... Uh. Like a ninja. That happens. The Redhead knows much better than to just stick around with the TP and just hands it off immediately. Maya shoots Quesker in the back, healing 20,000 HP! Meanwhile, Krieg just kind of breaks Bomber's 4th drone.

Richard +2s Bomber, Krill13 and Cyanogynist, before executing Only Man. No fancy speech this time, Richard skips to the point and immediately starts hovering over the whole field, enveloped in a Goldenrod aura. Richard then, without warning, jumps out of his armor, the Extreme Armor Mk. 2 (don't worry-he's still wearing the original underneath), letting the goldenrod aura fold into it. He then salutes the Armor as he returns to his original position, as the Armor rushes to the Anime Girl side of the field... And grabs one. And another. And another. And another. Soon, the armor has Grendaline, Samantha, Hezalyna, Gretchen, Ripple (the Watchman's Anime form) Mu and Misaka in a massive bear hug, all others being ignored. This arrangement guarantees its turning.

It then starts leaking out a Goldenrod Aura. The same goldenrod aura that could be said to be piloting the mech.

Godmodder477: Now, I know this may be slightly misogynist in interpretation...
Godmodder477: ...
Godmodder477: Look, it was part of a theme and I didn't know about the insane Anime Girls!
Godmodder477: I am not a Misogynist!
Godmodder477: And anyone accusing me otherwise can take it up with her.

The Armor itself violently detonates. Or, comes nearly close to it. More accurately, the Goldenrod Aura that was leeking out of it forcibly and violently expands. Point-blank, every Anime Girl caught in the blast takes a whooping 200,000 damage. This kills Ripple instantly, and all others are having really bad days. This snaps Yuuki out of her depression by way of rage.

This isn't all, though. From the smoking blast, a new figure emerges, doubtless the armor's anime'd form. Of the animes, this is one of the very few honestly just easy on the eyes, and seemingly far more calm and composed. "Well... Sir." She says, pretty much cementing the other effect of this special move, and very obviously addressing Richard as she turns to him. Athena the Anime Girl immediately joins the AZ faction.

Godmodder477: Reasoning behind this was simple. Anime girls required for making cure? Get an anime instantly sane.
Godmodder477: I didn't want to do it myself though, for obvious reasons.
Godmodder477: I do not have an interest in gender-bending or anything like that. It would just be stupid.
Godmodder477: So my armor was convenient enough for that task.
Godmodder477: As for the rest... Someone needs to trim them down.
Godmodder477: So, to be clear: NOT a Mysogynist!
Godmodder477: No SJW calls! NONE!

UserZero rolls her eyes, adds +4 to all of Walker's charges, and opts to spend her time having quality time with some of the anime girls. She proceeds to [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [DATA EXPUNGED] [NICE TRY TITO] [NOPENOPENOPE] [MY METHODS ARE ENIGMA], restoring 50% sanity to Murakumo Mu and 25% to both Grendaline and Gretchen. She then pulls out a sniper rifle and attempts to quickscope the incoming Santa Claus, rushing in via Reindeer Sleigh. Or so she thinks-the reality is someone gave Santa Claus Red Bull, forcing her aim to be messed up and allowing Santa to swoop in close in those critical minutes. UserZero quickly finds herself in a tangle with Santa and will be unable to act next turn.


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The Itinerary:

[ALL]: Defeat the Mecha of Horror!
[ALL]: Stop the Anime Girl Plague Threat!
[ALL]: Restore Yuuki to sanity!
[ALL]: Create the cure for the Anime Girl Plague! (GREAT EFFORT! 0/5 Players needed! Sane Anime Girl needed! (EXE 0.1.2) )


[GS]: Destroy the AZ Terrors! They're basically the AZ entities right now!
[GS]: Defend Zerisek! Use his power to tear through the enemy entities!
[GS]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[GS]: Destroy Godmodder477!
[GS]: Destroy UserZero!

[AZ]: Defend the AZ Terrors! They offer critical support and entity power!
[AZ]: Kill Zerisek! His titanic HP and defense is the backbone of GS power right now!
[AZ]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[AZ]: Defend Godmodder477!
[AZ]: Destroy UserZero!

[PZ]: Destroy the AZ Terrors! They're the entity-based backbone of the AZs right now!
[PZ]: Kill Zerisek! His titanic HP and defense is the backbone of GS power right now!
[PZ]: Stop anyone from reaching Yggdasil!
[PZ]: Defend UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy Godmodder477!



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The Battlefield:

Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Plague Aura. 25% chance of Plague on all non-important entities per turn.

[???] The Every-Dimension Portal: Infinite HP. Ready to summon again!

[???] Booster Rings: 200,000/200,000 HP x1; 199,000/200,000 HP x1; 84,000/200,000 HP x1. Charging up NaClestial Impact!

[???] Chimney: Invulnerable! Leaves in 3 turns! Has Alchemies to give!

[???] Indigo Wisp: Leads to Yuuki's Mindscape. YuukiQuest Document Link here. CAPACITY: 5/5. (Cyanogynist, Battlefury13, The Flaming Toast, Sp33d0n, DarkSide.)

[V-AGP-α] [-GATEKEEPER-] Yuuki-Chan: 1,290,000/1,290,000 HP + 10,000 per turn. 10,000 AC. 25% Evade, ∞% Evade ignore. 50% Plague Chance. Sanity: 50/100% -5% Per Turn. Endless respawn until sane! Double Action! Current Weapon: Kingdom Come. Adaptions: Total Evade Ignorance, soaks target in Liquid Cuteness on-hit. Heartcatch: II. Just Can’t Stop: III. Lost Zodiac: IIII. The Dream: IIIIII. Killer Is Dead: IIIIIIIIIIII. Enraged: II.

[V-AGP] Grendaline: 135,000/350,000 HP. 10% Evasion, 20% Evade Ignore. Burns on taking or receiving damage. 30% Plague Chance. Sanity: 96/100%. Express Ride to Hell: III. Through The Fire and Flames: IIIII. Haste (25% ) I. Doubled Plague Chance!

[V-AGP] Samantha: 100,000/300,000 HP. 30% Evade, 30% Evade Ignore. Costume Kit: Pokemon, Cat, Basic Items. 30% Plague Chance. Sanity: 1/100%. Make Costume: II. Cosplayzilla: III. Purrfection: III. Haste (25% ) I. Doubled Plague Chance!

[V-AGP] Hezalyna: 149,000/400,000 HP. 25% Evade Ignore. Duplicated Abilities: Minion Summons (1/3). 30% Plague Chance. Sanity: 15/100% - 5 Per turn. Assimilate: II. Manipulate: III. Dictate: IIII. Poison: I. Haste (25% )I. Doubled Plague Chance!

[V-AGP] Matronymic: 38/40 HP + 2 AC. 25% Evade, ∞% Evade Ignorance. Precognizance: 2/5. Hunter's Mark: Big Lincoln. 40% Plague Chance. Sanity: 0/100%. Melting Pot: III. Emerald Echos: IIII. Miles Sagittas: IIIII. Haste (25% )I. Doubled Plague Chance!

[V-AGP] Sakuya Izayoi: 250,000/250,000 HP. 50% Evade. 30% Plague Chance. Sanity: 0/100%. Timestop: III. Illusion Image "Luna Clock"/Illusion World "The World": IIII. Haste (25% )I. Doubled Plague Chance!

[V-AGP] Gretchen: 85,000/300,000 HP. 30% Evade Ignore. Amplifier: N/A. 25% Plague Chance. Sanity: 25/100%. Up to Eleven: III. Haste (25% )I. Doubled Plague Chance!

[V-AGP] Melona: 400,000/400,000 HP. Slime Armor! Mimicry: N/A. Demonica: III.

[V-AGP] Murakumo Mu: 795,000/1,000,000 HP + 20,000 HP per turn. 30% Evade, 30% Evade Ignore. Double-Action! Plague Chance: 50%. Sanity: 53/100%. Metal Gear: IIIII. Sword of the Godslayer: IIIII. Haste (25% ) I. Doubled Plague Chance! Sonic Disruption: I.

[V-AGP] Mikoto Misaka: 350,000/550,000 HP. 20% Evade. 20% Evade Ignore. Plague Chance: 50%. Sanity: 0/100%. Discharge: 0/60,000 Electrified Bonus Damage. Railgun: II. Deathbond: III. Electroshock: IIII. Rapid Fire: IIIII. Gigaslash: IIIIII. 10% DMG reduction per 10K of damage. Supremacy.

[H-BOSS][-GATEKEEPER-] Flumpty Bumpty's Mecha of Horror, the Adamantium Atrocity. Global Mech Evasion: 25%. Global Mech Dodge Ignorance: 10%. The Night Draws On: 18 Chump...: 4 ...Or Champ?: III. Global Super EMP Armor! Anime Girl Plague Stacks Cap at 200,000. Anime Girl Plague: 2/200,000.
-Flumtpy Bumpty’s Command and Control Center of Horror: 1,500,000/1,500,000 HP. +5,000,000 HP Regen per turn; Cure 3 per turn; cannot be targeted until this is the only thing left. Friendship Game: Fry (100% Damage Increase against non-airborn targets). Great Fall: IIIIIII
-Beaver’s Toiletry-Themed Titanic Obliteration Laser Cockpit: 725,000/900,000 HP. TP counter: 3. DIE-arrhea: IIIII. Sonic Disruption: I. Camera Glitched (+25% Evade)
-Golden Flumpty’s Ghostly Hallucinations Station: 500,000/800,000 HP. Inflicts random status effects per attack. Game Over Easy: IIIII.

[N] Haruhi Suzumiya: Double-Action! Capable of Trope Application! Tropes Used: The Immune (Mikoto), Stone Wall (Disembodied Heart), Chainsaw Good (Black Dragon), Golden Super Form (Terror Slime), Warrior Therapist (Kindred Spirit), . Rounding Down to a New Beginning: III.

[N BOSS] Throne II: 450,000/450,000 HP. Tentacles: 20,000/20,000 HP x8. Airborne. Your Friends Were Here: III. Now, They Are Dead: IIII. Medusa: IIII. Consume: IIII. The Struggle: IIIII. Is Over: IIIIIIIIIIII. Critting!
H-M-E Radibomination: 3 Turns remaining! 50% Evade Ignore! Can expend lifespan to radiate foes! On-kill, corpses explode!

[N] [Throne II] The Nuclear Throne (again): 320,500/337,500 HP. 4 EMP AC. 6,000 regen. 10% dodge. 25% dodge ignorance. +8,000 Melee Damage. Weapons: Plasma Rifle [4/6]. Lockpick Countermeasures: unused. Water World: IIII. Jump Jets: II. Starlight Breaker: III. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Why You Should Invest in EMP AC: 35,000/35,000 HP, 10% evasion. Light Shield []. Autocannon [2/5]. System Shocker III.
Ice is Good For the Soul: 35,000/35,000 HP, 10%. Freon Blaster [1/4].
Generic Light Drone 1: 5,000/15,000 HP. 20% Dodge. EMP grenades [2/4]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Generic Light Drone 2: 5,000/15,000 HP. 20% Dodge. Machine Gun [1/4].
Generic Light Drone 3: 5,000/15,000 HP. 20% Dodge. EMP grenades [2/4].
Bear Attack: 5,000/15,000 HP. 20% Dodge. Machine Gun [1/4]. Anime Girl Plague: III.

[N-BOSS] Mikoto: 100,000/120,000 HP. 140,000/140,000 True HP. Concentration: 38/45. Rooms: Watsonian Glass Nightmare Guardians (24,000/24,000 HP)>Vitals Targeting Darkfire Surge with a Subconscious Dark duct taped to it (31,000/31,000 HP)>LOCKED>LOCKED>LOCKED. Fabric Strength: 2/7. Reconstruct: II LOCKED Unless dungeon is obliterated. M-MURDER: III. Gail: 40,000/40,000 HP. Favor: 13. Wrath: 0. The Immune! Critting! True HP Vulnerable this turn! Toilet Paper!
Total defense against True HP: 62% for first attack, 57% for second, 52% for third, 48% for fourth onwards for non-debuffed attackers
If the attacker has a debuff, 55% for first attack, 51% for second, 47% for third, 43% for fourth onwards.

[N] [Mikoto] Mech-oto: 270,000/275,000 HP, +15,000 Regen, +4 EMP AC, REC bonus. 25% evade (+100% from Perfect Camoflague). 25% evade ignore. +12,000 melee dmg. SPD/DEX/STR bonus. Double Action! Dragon's Breath: [3/4] Plasma blade: [∞]. Particle blade: [∞]. Point Defense System: III. Camouflage: II. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Freon Cannon x22: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Freon Blaster: [1/4]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Sound Cannon x21: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Sound Cannon: [1/4]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Sound Cannon x22: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Sound Cannon: [1/4]. Anime Girl Plague: III.

[N] Project Isthmus: 180,000/210,000 HP. Death Tokens: 0. Can spend Death Tokens a maximum of 4 times for a random ability. Death Tokens Spent: 1 (Machine Hand).

[N] EXE 0.1.2: 83,000/150,000 HP. 40% Evade, 100% Evade Ignore. Drone Policy. Heals from Integrity-damaging attacks, inflicts integrity damage on-hit. 5% Plague Chance. Adaptions: Sanity Degen, Integrity Damage Helps Allies, Crits on anyone with more than one negative status effect. Token of Friendship: II. Butterfly Effect: III. Spread Your Wings: IIIII. Haste (25% )I. Doubled Plague Chance!

[N] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP. +1 AC from Blood Diamond Armor.
[N] [Pricey12345] BL4D3-BL457 MECH Mk.2: 156,000/250,000 HP. +6,000 Regen. 4 EMP AC. Evasive (25%) (SPD Bonus). Dodge Ignorance: 10%. Melee Attack Bonus: +10,000 damage (STR Bonus). Airborn. Plasma Rifle: [3/6]. Plasma Blade: [∞]. Dragon's Breath: [1/4]. Double-Action!
Destroyer Drone: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Rocket Pod: [0/4]
Another: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Stinger Howitzer: [0/4]

[N] W32Coravint: 20/20 HP.

[N] Pontificate Oceanus: 15/20 HP, 3 AC from Pontificate's Armor. Applies soaked on-hit. Whirlpool: III. Flash Dry: IIII. Burning: I.

[GS] The Lovers: 50,000/50,000 HP, Can not attack. Linked to: The Watchman. 40% Evade. Wedlock: III. Lover's Enervation: IIIII. Anime Girl Plague: III. Charmed! Fragile Speedster!

[GS] Gazebo Launcher: 110,000/160,000 HP. Fires Gazebos at others! Dread Gazebo: III
Gazebos: 10,000/10,000 HP x3. (Beaver)
[GS] [Gazebo Launcher] GAZEBOS FOR EVERYONE: 53,000/350,000 HP +3,000 HP. 5 EMP AC (PWR Bonus). 10% Evasion, 5% Dodge Ignore, Melee Bonus: +4,000. Triple Action! Sieged! Anime Girl Plague: III.
Defender Drone 1: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% dodge, Plasma Shield [∞]. Tesla Rifle [0/4]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Defender Drone 2: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% dodge, Plasma Shield [∞]. Tesla Rifle [0/4]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Destroyer Drone 3: 35K HP, 10% dodge, Light Shield [∞]. Autocannon [1/5]. System Shocker: III.
Destroyer Drone: 35K HP, 10% dodge, Light Shield [∞]. Autocannon [1/5]. Wave Motion Gun: III.

[GS] Nihilego: 140,000/140,000 HP. All attacks poison. Gains power on-kill. Neurotoxin: IIII. Anime Girl Plague: III.

[GS] [Battlefury13/conderp] bork mech: 190,000/250,000 HP. 5 EMP AC. 12,000 regen. 30% dodge (SPD Bonus). 25% dodge ignorance (DEX Bonus). +8,000 Melee Damage. Double-Action! Plasma Blade []. Plasma Rifle [4/6] Autocannon [3/5]. Drone Recall: III. SUSPENDED FOR YUUKIQUEST.

[GS] [Pionoplayer] PionoMech: 180,000/275,000 HP + 9000 HP per turn. 5 EMP AC.
Evasion: 25%. Dodge Ignore: 25%. Melee Boost: +10,000 damage. DEX/SPD/STR bonus. Double Action! Plasma Blade: [∞]. Plasma Blade [∞]. Plasma Shield [∞]. Wave Motion Gun: III.
Light Drone: 15,000/15,000 HP. 20% Evasion. EMP Grenades: [3/4]
SUSPENDED FOR YUUKIQUEST...?

[GS] [Crusher48] BattleCarrier Mk.2: 220,000/300,000 HP. 3 EMP AC.15,000 Regen. REC Bonus. 5% Evasion. 10% Dodge ignorance. +11,000 Melee Bonus. STR Bonus. Double Action. Plasma Blade 1: []. Plasma Blade 2: []. Plasma Shield: []. Liquid Cuteness: II. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Freon Blaster Drone 1: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Freon Blaster: [0/4].
Sound Cannon Drone 1: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Sound Cannon: [0/4]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Tesla Rifle Drone 1: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Tesla Rifle: [0/4].
Freon Blaster Drone 2: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Freon Blaster: [0/4]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Sound Cannon Drone 2: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Sound Cannon: [0/4]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Tesla Rifle Drone 2: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Tesla Rifle: [0/4].
Autocannon Drone 1: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Autocannon: [1/5].
Autocannon Drone 1: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Autocannon: [1/5].

[GS] [SuperCool993] Shadowtrap: 207,000/275,000 HP +15,000 Regen + 6 EMP AC (REC/PWR Bonus). 29% Dodge Ignorance (DEX Bonus). 25% Dodge (SPD Bonus). +10,000 Melee Damage (STR). Double Action. Plasma Bow: [4/8]. Plasma Blade: []. Wave Motion Gun: III. Burrower: IIIII. Camoflague: II. Liquid Cuteness: II. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Light Drone x4: 15,000/15,000 HP. 20% Dodge. Airborn. EMP Grenades: [1/4].

[GS] [DarkSide] The Black Dragon: 206,000/275,000 HP, 5 EMP AC. 15,000 Regen. REC/PWR Bonus. Dodge: 20%. Ignorance: 20%. +12,000 melee damage bonus. STR bonus. Double action! Gator Tooth 1 [3] []. Gator Tooth 2 [3] []. War Lance [I]. Freon Blaster [4/4]. Dragon's Breath [3/4]. Anime Girl Plague: III. Liquid Cuteness: II.
SUSPENDED FOR YUUKIQUEST!

[GS-BOSS] Zerisek the Vessel: 1,083,000/1,500,000 HP. Energy bar: 8. Regains 1,000 HP per every entity it damages. Radiation: II. Critting! Action: 6 Energy Murderous Crusade!

[GS-α] ConsumerOfAll: 4/20 HP. Has Alpha (5) Armor. Collected Passives: N/A. Collected Actives: Sniper Rifle Railgun (III) (note: blue = charge) Out of the Mech!

[GS] [ConsumerOfAll] The Endbringer: 39,000/250,000 HP + 9,000 HP Regeneration. 5 EMP AC. Evasive (25%) (SPD Bonus). Dodge Ignorance (27%) (DEX Bonus). +10,000 Melee Damage (STR Bonus). Magnetic Phaser [3/5]. Starlight Breaker: III. Unmanned! Anime Girl Plague: III. Hacked!

[GS] crystalcat: 20/20 HP. +1 Armor from Guardmail.

[GS] Toast: 13/20 HP.
[GS] [The Flaming Toast] 'How 'bout I do anyway?'. 211,000/225,000 HP. 15,000 HP Regen (REC Bonus). 5 EMP AC (PWR Bonus). 25% Dodge Chance (SPD Bonus). 25% Dodge Ignorance (DEX Bonus). +10,000 Melee Bonus Damage (STR Bonus). Grounded. Gator Tooth [2] []. System Shocker: III.
SUSPENDED FOR YUUKIQUEST.

[GS] The Captain: 16/20 HP. 2 AC from the Captain's Coat. Command: III. The Demon behind the Door: IIIII. LOCKED. Toilet Paper!

[AZ] Disembodied Heart: 220,000/220,000 HP. 15,000 AC. Stone Wall! Anime Girl Plague: III.
[AZ] [Disembodied Heart] Disembodied Heart Mech: 250,000/350,000 HP +15,000 Regen. 4 EMP AC. REC Bonus. 10% Dodge. 5% Evade Ignore. +8,000 Melee Damage. Airborn. Light Shield: [∞]. Point Defense System: III. Burrow: IIIII. Anime Girl Plague: III.

[AZ] Laser Eyeball: 20,000/20,000 HP. 25% Dodge Ignorance; all attacks hit. Anime Girl Plague: III.

[AZ] Bloodstained Lips: 10,000/10,000 HP. Attacks every other turn.

[AZ] Giant Foot: 20,000/20,000 HP. Airborn; can only hit non-airborn targets.

[AZ] Mecha Wasp Spawner: 20,000/20,000 HP. Spawns Mecha Wasps to attack. Mecha Wasps: 10,000/10,000 HP x1.

[AZ] [Krill13] Fire and Blade: 275,000/275,000 HP + 9,000 HP Regen. EMP AC: 5(PWR bonus). Evade: 25%(SPD bonus). Dodge Ignorance: 25%(DEX bonus). Strength Bonus: 11,000 (STR bonus). Position: Airborn. Plasma Blade: [Broke!] []. Plasma Blade: [Broke!] []. Dragon's Breath: [1/4]. Jump Jets: II. Anime Girl Plague: III.

[AZ] [Cyanogynist] LANDFALL MK0: 275,000/275,000 HP +10,000 Regen (REC Bonus). 6 EMP AC (PWR Bonus). Evasive (29%) (SPD Bonus). Dodge Ignorance: 40% (DEX Bonus). Melee Attack Bonus: +10,000 damage (STR Bonus). Airborn. Double-Action! Supersonic Shockwave: []. Gator Tooth [1] []. Stinger Howitzer [4/4]. SUSPENDED FOR YUUKIQUEST.

[AZ] [Mr.MirrorMan] Lucky Souls Light Model: 210,000/225,000 HP. + 15,000 Regen (REC Bonus). 2 EMP AC. 29% Evasion (SPD Bonus). 25% Dodge Ignorance (DEX Bonus). +6,000 Strength. Gator Tooth: [1] [∞]. Metalstorm [5/9]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Medium Drone 1: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [1/5]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Medium Drone 2: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [1/5]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Medium Drone 3: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [1/5]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Medium Drone 4: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [1/5]. Anime Girl Plague: III.

[AZ] [Nomble] 777 Kill Chop Deluxe: 236,000/275,000 HP. (+6,000 HP per turn). 5 EMP AC. (PWR bonus). 25% Evasion. (SPD bonus). 25% Evasion Ignorance. (DEX bonus). +10,000 Melee Damage Bonus. (STR bonus). Airborn. Plasma Bow [7/8] (Bonus 10% Evasion Ignorance for Plasma Bow). Camouflage: II. Electrified: II.
7-Open Obliterator: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Light Shield []. Starlight Breaker III. War Lance [I]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
7-Tri-Obliterator: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Light Shield []. Artillery Cannon [3/3]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
ɸ-Triangle: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Light Shield []. El Blanco Array IIII. War Lance [I]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
7-Tri-Layer: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Light Shield []. Tesla Rifle [0/4]. Anime Girl Plague: III.

[AZ] [Jondanger23] Biomachina: 190,000/375,000 HP. +15,000 (REC bonus) EMP AC: 5 (PWR Bonus). 25% Evasion. (SPD Bonus). 15% Dodge Ignore. +8,000 Melee Bonus Damage. Titan Laser [∞, cast from Suit HP]. Gator Tooth: [1][∞]. Plasma Shield: []. Burrow: IIIII.
Light Drone Dude: 15,000/15,000 HP. 20% Evasive. Machine gun: [4/4].

[AZ] [TwinBuilder] Polyphemus (The Scribe): 275,000/300,000 HP. Regen: +18,000 HP. (REC Bonus.) EMP AC: 6. (PWR Bonus) Evasion: +10%. Evade Ignore: +35%. Melee Attack Bonus: +12,000 damage. (STR Bonus.) Double Action! Metalstorm: [8/9] Big Mac: [6/6] Plasma Blade: []. Toilet Paper!

[AZ] [GladiusAssailant] Boomstick Birdie: 275,000/275,000 HP +12,000 Regen. 5 EMP AC. Evasive (20%). Dodge Ignorance: 20%. Melee Attack Bonus: +2,000 damage. Airborn. Big Mac: [0/6]. Big Mac: [0/6]. Double Action! Hacked!
Drones: Light 1: 15,000 / 15,000 HP. Evasive (20%). Airborn. EMP Grenades: [0/4].
Medium 1: 20,000 / 20,000 HP. Evasive (20%). Tesla Rifle: [0/4].
Medium 11: 20,000 / 20,000 HP. Evasive (20%). Tesla Rifle: [0/4].

[AZ] Terror Witch: 325,000/375,000 HP. Buffs allies with each attack! Distillery: III. Irradiated: II.
[AZ] [Terror Witch] The Stand: 245,000/350,000 HP + 12,000. 9 EMP AC (PWR Bonus). 15% Evasion. 30% Evade Ignore. + 8,000 Melee Damage. Double-Action! Plasma Rifle: [4/6]. Plasma Rifle: [3/6]. Water World: IIII. Anime Girl Plague: III.

[AZ] Terror Spider: 300,000/300,000 HP. Evasive (20%). Nullifies enemy evasion on attack! Pierces armor! Widow's Kiss: II.
[AZ] [Terror Spider] The Web: 320,000/350,000 HP + 12,000. 9 EMP AC (PWR Bonus). 15% Evasion. 30% Evade Ignore. + 8,000 Melee Damage. Double-Action! Plasma Rifle: [3/6]. Plasma Rifle: [2/6]. Water World: IIII. Anime Girl Plague: III.

[AZ] Terror Slime: 525,000/525,000 HP. (+5,000 HP per turn). Summons a Mini-Terror Slime for each attack against it. Regen: I The Division: IIII. Golden Super Mode: 5/100 AU.

[AZ] Athena: 409,000/409,000 HP + 20,000 HP per turn. 30% Evade. 60% Evade Ignore. Blessed: N/A (0/5). Plague Chance: 10%. Body: III. Mind: IIII. Soul: IIIII. Omni: IIIIIIII.

[AZ] Hezetor: 17/20 HP, 3 AC, +1 HP Regen, Hyper Evasive (50%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Hyper Evasive (1st ESFB), Knife Cluster Summon (Chara), Levitator Enforcer (IIII) (Crocidibli) (3/3)

[AZ] Talist: 18/25 HP +1 Regen per turn. Mood: Mind.
[AZ] [Talist] Kindred Spirit: 287,000/300,000 HP. +21,000 Regen +4 EMP AC. REC bonus. 25% evade. 15% evade ignore. +6,000 melee dmg, SPD bonus. Double Action. Heavy Shield: Active! [∞]. Water World: IIII. Courier: III. Anime Girl Plague: III. Hacked: III. Warrior Therapist!

[AZ] The Golem: 17/20 HP. +1 Armor from Temmie Armor.
[AZ] [[insert generic username]] IGU-Mech: 250,000/250,000 HP +19,500 Regen. 3 EMP AC. REC Bonus. 31% Dodge. 25% Evade Ignore. +2,000 Melee Damage. SPD/DEX Bonus. Airborn. Plasma Rifle: [6/6]. Plasma Rifle: [6/6]. Shockwave []. Camouflage: II Lockpick Countermeasures: Unused. Anime Girl Plague: III.

[AZ] Bomber57: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] [Bomber57] The Nest: 257,000/275,000 HP, 5 EMP AC. 12,000 Regen. PWR/REC Bonus. Dodge Chance: 25%. SPD Bonus. Dodge Ignorance: 25%. DEX Bonus. +4,000 melee damage bonus. Airborne. Double Action! Metalstorm 1: [9/9]. Metalstorm 2: [9/9]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Medium Drone 1: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [1/5].
Medium Drone 2: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [1/5]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Medium Drone 3: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [1/5].

[AZ] The Kerbal: 20/20 HP. 2 AC from the Kerbal Suit. Spaced Out: III. The Visor of Alien Minds: IIIII. LOCKED.

[PZ] Shoddy Clone of Millia Rage: 35,000/80,000 HP. 20% Natural Crit chance. Anime Girl Plague: III.

[PZ] Big Lincoln: 98,000/250,000 HP. Negates all Dodge Ignorance. Negates any effect that could nullify his attacks. Gravedigger Bomb Deluxe: III. Electrified: II. Anime Girl Plague: III. Marked!

[PZ] Fo'radg Quesker: 165,000/200,000 HP. Unpredictable. Anime Girl Plague: III.

[PZ] Command Minecart: 125,000/150,000 HP. Squidstrike: III. Anime Girl Plague: III.

[PZ] The Watchman: 55,000/60,000 HP. Nulls all dodge ignorance and dodge chance when attacking or being attacked. Anime Girl Plague: III. Linked: 1.

[PZ] Trollfaceguy: 120,000/120,000 HP. 40% Evasion, negates Evade Ignore and "Sure Hit" passives. Minecraftsuxlol: III. Anime Girl Plague: III.

[PZ] The Redhead: 40,000/40,000 HP. 20% Evasion. Charms enemies. Toilet Paper!

[PZ] Maya: 50,000/50,000 HP. Shields: 50,000/50,000 HP. + 10,000 HP per turn. Can heal allies and can Phaselock.

[PZ] Kreig: 75,000/75,000 HP. Shields: N/A. Heals on kill. High Damage.

[PZ] Walker: 20/20 HP. 1 AC. Currently the definition of Smug.

[AZ-Γ] Godmodder477: 29/60 HP. Only Man: IIIII
[AZ-Γ] [Godmodder477] Extreme Armor Mk. 2: 150,000/250,000 HP + 18,000 HP (REC Bonus). 4 EMP AC. 30% Evasion (SPD Bonus). 55% Evade Negate (DEX Bonus). +8,000 Melee Damage. Extreme Plasma Bow: [7/8]. Banhammer Mk. 1.1: []. Drone Recall: III.

[GM] UserZero: 98/150 HP. Fighting Santa Claus.

Distance to Yggdrasil: 3000 (Locked until the Gatekeeper is dead!)



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|||| The Power Cleaner: READY. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
||||| The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
|||| Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
||||||| Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
||||||| Decayed Heart: READY. Owner: crystalcat [GS]
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||||||| Weath Ray: READY. Owner: Battlefury13 [GS]
|||| Cutlery of the Cooking Gods: READY. Owner: Battlefury13 [GS]
||| Golden Aster: READY. Owner: Jyanpu. [AZ]
||| The Locket: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
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||||| The Spectral Bow: READY. Owner: Pionoplayer [GS]
[|||][|||][|||][|||][|||][|||] Waluigi Thyme: READY. Owner: Pionoplayer [GS]
|||| Hyper Jackhammer: UNREADY. Owner: GladiusAssailant [AZ]
[N]
-Pricey12345
-W32Coravint
-UltimatePersona

[GS]
-The Flaming Toast (Critting!) (+6,000 WFLT, 2)
-Battlefury13/conderp
-Pionoplayer (+6,000 WFLT, 2) (Inactive)
-ConsumerOfAll
-Crusher48 (Critting!) (+6,000 WFLT, 2)
-crystalcat (+6,000 WFLT, 2)
-supercool993
-Moniker (Critting!) (+6,000 WFLT, 2)
-DarkSide
-Revan (+6,000 WFLT, 2)
-TrickleJest
-YvetalGaming
-TheGuestDLE
-Abeneautmal

[AZ]
-Krill13
-Cyanogynist
-Mr.MirrorMan
-[insert generic username] (Critting!)
-Redstonetam15
-Hezetor
-Jondanger23
-Bomber57
-TwinBuilder
-TMB50
-JUICEB0X
-*Star
-Irecreeper
-Redstonetam15
-EmeraldNova
-The_Topazian (inactive)
-Jyanpu (inactive)
-Ninjatwist (+6,000 WLFT)
-Talist (+6,000 WFLT)

[PZ]
-Escutcheon/Walker (1 Charge Token)
 
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===Alchemy===
(Magetear Droplet && Vial of Abyssal Ink) && Amethyst Flame == Burning Sign. 4/8 [15]
Burning Sign: The hexagonal callsign of the Dæmon, composed of fluid ink infused with cosmic concentrate. A Burning Sign can be grafted chemically to the flesh of its bearer at any location with little thought. It occasionally reveals snippets of events that are yet to come, have already passed, and are occurring. As with any stellar concentrate, the Burning Sign can be molded to the desires of the wielder, from sword to shield to pen to rose.

(Eye of Odin && (Amethyst Flame && Liquid Starlight) || Eye = Odin's Stellar Eye 2/9 [16]

Eye of Odin: A small ring with a eye forged of various metals and gems upon it, it grants the ability to see otherwise invisible movement- This can manifest in many forms, including teleportation endpoints, methods of movement that conceal the user, and, to an lesser extent that is ultimately dependant on the wielding being's dimension, able to see into higher dimensions, though interaction is limited to whatever would be normal.


Odin's Stellar Eye: A metallic eye with a amethyst crystal iris, and a liquid starlight pupil, that allows for the user to see pure knowledge in addition to it's previous abilities. Thanks to the powerboost granted to it by the magical catalysts within, it can manipulate and shift pure knowledge. allowing for it to be weaponized. Under the proper circumstances, it can easily disrupt forms of movement hidden from the user otherwise, using pure knowledge. In addition to this, it can create and fire out blasts and bursts of amethyst flame and liquid starlight, all of which can be manipulated to some degree.

Shard of Matrisse || Greatsword = Sword of Absolute Order: 2/4 Level 7
A sword, made of perfectly polished clear crystal. Everything about the sword is perfect and orderly, down to the atom. It's mere presence repels chaos and entropic magic and energy, and harnessing the blade's power allows for it to undo the effects of both, even upon reality, in addition to easily destroying beings of chaos.



Mindscape Action: I move to L8, murder the Glumper, and then retreat to L7.
the strat: murder tazzdoor

I also grab something from the stockings.


duwu2
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Inventory:
http://pastebin.com/WnYv5NKH
Entity Commands:
Throne 2: Throne 2 uses The Struggle, targeting Golden Flumpty and the beaver.
Throne 2's Mech: Use Starlight Breaker on Golden Flumpty.
Mech: ERROR: SUSPENDED
Throne 2's drones:

My drones: suspend




36/50 Le Cure 2+ EXOS and GM Aid,
5/15: Le Cure Secondary
5/40 Le Cure tri
3+ to consumer of all
 
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I reach into the Alchemiter and grab my Freezer-burn sword. I look over, and sprint towards the stockings
CHARGES
Praetorian MK11: 3/50
Rainbow Rafflesia: 2/15
Diamond Golem: 2/15
 
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I reach into the Alchemiter and grab my Freezer-burn sword. I then touch the wisp thingy
CHARGES
Praetorian MK11: 3/50
Rainbow Rafflesia: 2/15
Diamond Golem: 2/15
Err, I think the Indigo Wisp/Yuukiquest is already full (5 players in) but you can still read Yuukiquest and hope no-one died in this.

Status:

[N] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP. (Estimated 56,000 HP remaining from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)

Echeladder-style Level 2: XP 225,000!/225,000 (+135,000 for damaging the Redman/The Warfare Sphere)

You have climbed up to the next level of your Echeladder but, you know that you still cant get something for now...

Echeladder-style Level 3: XP 82,500/250,000


ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]

This post will be a first post.

Before Action: Grunkfuss and the Redman down, 2 more targets until Flumpty. Sound's good eh? also, do not let your entities attack the Anime Girls (We need to hire some Anime Girls via the power of Sanity and use the great 5 50 post collab charge to end this)

Action: My part: I decide to blink to the Chimney and grab an alchemy from a stocking and return to my mech via another blink.

The BL4D3-BL457 MECH Mk.2 thinks attacking the Beaver is not a nice thing because the Laser Cockpit was glitchy (increased dodge rate) however, she decides to mess with Golden Flumpty’s Ghostly Hallucinations Station first.

She spends her first action by swooping near the ghostly hallucinations station before she roars at the station and she breathed fire via the Dragon's Breath weapon

She spends her second action using something from the Advanced Mech guide, strapping 2 useless Plasma Blades on her tail, turning her tail-tip into a spinning tail-saw while she used it to drive her tail-saw on the ghostly hallucinations station, trying to cut the entire station in half sadly during the cutting, the blades have flung off from her spinning tail-tip leaving nothing but a normal tail-tip... She blasted some shots from her Plasma Rifle before flying back to the main area where the Neutrals is.

Her drones spends a turn near her before Rocket Poddy reloads it's rockets and The Howitz reloads it's Stinger Howitzer.


THE CURE OF THE PLAGUE 14/50 [IMPORTANT/ANTI-PLAGUE]


ChurgeAtk #1 24/50

My next thing... 11/50 [Placeholder/AZ]

Alchemy Creation:

Knife && Pinch of Determination power && 6 Hearts are like SOULS but not as strong as these = EXP 6/8

Blood Diamond Armour && Wings && Durasteel (That if I am not doing Saurite alchemies right now.) && Aura of Healing = ??? 2/??

Like a Boss (My weapon) && Angelic Blessing && LHC Madhouse (Another weapon of mines) = What the Fig 10/11

Joke Alchemy: None
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet.
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet.


REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy

10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Mid-Level Alchemies

Allies Action:

We will be return, sooner than that...

+1 to piono, Talist and Darkside. (2 [GS], 1 [AZ]/[N])

Charge Bank: +11 from Talist +5 from Toast and Hezetor = 21 Charge Points in total


Inventory has been moved to the Forge II because I don't have the Word Doc and it saves character space for Tazz.
 
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20/25 Leg. Armor [|||||||||||||||||||||||] +1 EXOS
9/25 Mystic crystal [|||||||||||||||||||||||||]
10/10 Blackmist [||||||||||] storing till next round (thats aloud right? i know their stale after 3 but i think waiting 1 is ok?)
Wand focus(portable hole) && ender pearl = Wand of Ender (Level 5: 3/3) Done!
gold-trimed silverwood armor && Node-infused Glass Armor = Wandbody Armor (Level 8: 2/5)
portal-edge-blade && irchuvichi=7/8 the beyond (lvl 15)
((i thought someone said piono was leaving? whats the point of +1ing him?))
 
Just a placeholder. I'll fill this in after the parts of the dop relevant to me are complete.

Know what? Have some RP Bits. I can't act until Yuuki-Chan and Company act.

As Roxxanne exits and repairs the door, a very visible smile crosses The Author's face.

Roxxanne! It's been a while, hasn't it? I'm really happy to see you, and that you're alright!

Auth bows low. He considers that courtesy, and respectful to his friend. D-don't ask how he's doing that in a glass dress. He is.

As Roxxanne comments that she's wearing a uniform, Auth volunteers a theory.

Well, Roxxanne, I imagine you already know this, but that uniform is probably due to Yuuki-Chan's influence here...

Auth looks down, and clenches his fist.

I want to know who did this... I want to know who turned my friend into an amalgamated anime mess.

Auth takes a breath before he gets angry, and he smiles, he's cooled off.

Well, I think what we should do is free the person who's behind the door with Godmodding Power flowing from it. Having a Godmodder as an ally would be useful, would you agree? Though making it there depends on what Yuuki-Chan does...

Auth looks at Yuuki-Chan, watching her movements to allow him to think up a strategy.

As he becomes aware that he's going to be teleported soon, and into a bunch of enemies.

Clever, clever, Yuuki-Chan. Kill the support, will you?

He gets Roxxanne's attention.

Roxxanne, I'm going to be warped into the middle of those enemies, and probably completely decimated afterwards, unless we kill them first. May I ask your aid in slaying them?

To actually do something, he takes the Syringe, and uses it on Battlefury, healing him up before he moves out of range.

ACTION SUMMARY:

Auth uses Priority on himself and heals Battlefury before he moves.

SPECIAL ATTACKS:

Cure to the Anime Girl Plague: 1/50

Cure to the Anime Girl Plague: 1/50

Cure to the Anime Girl Plague: 1/50

+1 to W32, +2 to Pricey.
 
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Alchemies
(Sonus Essentia Singularity && EAS Tones Machine && Essence of SCP-219) && Empty White Stained Glass Wand Focus = Wand Focus: Deafening Tones (Level 13, 6/7)
Wand Focus: Deafening Tones: A wand focus made of fogged white stained glass. Upon usage, it produces deafening EAS Tones that can cause instant collapse of objects as determined by the wielder.

(Praemunio Essentia Singularity && Warded Stone && Wall Template) && Empty Stone Wand Cap = Wand Focus: Deleterious Wallbuilder (Level ?, 2/?)
A stone globe, inscribed with brick-like markings, that fits onto the end of a wand. Can be used to construct walls for protection at the cost of ridiculous amounts of vis.

(Nuke && Uncreativity Essence = Uncreativity Bomb) && Mana Blaster CAD = Uncreativity Infuser (Level ?, 1/?)
A mana blaster that fires pure uncreativity at the enemy. This does no damage but removes their ability to deal serious creativity damage, as uncreativity radiates off them.

Charges
Project M16-WALLS (12/12)
Project M17-HEALTH (11/11)
Project M18-Totally Not a Troll Entity (5/20)
+2 to Sp33d0n, +1 to Pricey12345.

Elements
9x C, 4x O, 8x S

Action

I throw out Project M16-WALLS and Project M17-HEALTH.

M16-WALLS (12) summons:
[N] Glitched Invisible Hitbox: 45,000 / 120,000 HP. Takes 50% of all damage when "bodyguarding"; converts the other 50% to integrity damage. Cannot deal any damage. Can bodyguard any entity, even airborne ones.

M17-HEALTH (11) summons a massive army of glitch medics that pull out glitch mediguns that heal EXE 0.1.2. They then disappear.

I also pick up something from the Chimney.

Charges
Project M19-Cure for the Anime Girl Plague (0/50)
Project M18-Totally Not a Troll Entity (5/20)
Project M20-Also Not a Troll Entity (0/30)
+3 to Sp33d0n.

Entity Action
"Try flying with those wings you have."

The Glitched Invisible Hitbox moves to bodyguard EXE 0.1.2, regardless of whether or not she successfully flies.
 
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Generic sword || (Lead && Mercury && Cyanide) = Toxicity Edge 3/3
NEW ALCHEMIES:
I'll just grab some super compressed cobble, since it's just a ton otherwise useless cobble recursively crafted in a 9x9 a few times aaaand:
Quick Erosion && 3x super compressed cobble || (A Nonspecific Yet Extremely Accurate Encyclopedia of Seismological Activity && TM26(Earthquake)) = Quake Erosion 1/?
Sniper Rifle || (The Scorpion && Liquid Nitrogen Gun && Lava Gun && ~Ath Manual && A Literal Gallon of LSD && Taser) = Status Effect Applier 1/?

Other Charges:
Solid hydrogen cube 4/10 (Doubling this for balancing purposes.)

2/25 The Recession (Just renamed Reversion)

2/10 Unlock Module: Analysis

Randomly assorted assists: +1 to BattleFury, DarkSide, & Moniker

Action:
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I nick as many things as I can from the Christmas stockings

Charges
14/50 helldiver squad
14/50 F.O.B.
5/5 takin over the world (+3 Alpha, +1 EXOS)
+3 to Moniker

R&D (alchemies)
5/11 = Lord Kitchener the AI.
Regular smartphone && dedsec hacking = dedsec-grade hacking tool. A powerful phone, best described as a magic hacking wand. You point it at things and they'll do what you want.
Base AI || General Patton = General Patton the AI. An AI capable of being equipped to entities, Gen. Patton gives a resistance to brainwashing, improved dodge chance and a small increase in AC. Somehow.
 
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[GS]

(Yes, I'm finally back)

-CHARGES-

-Stardust Pillow (1/4)

-ALCHEMEITER-

-Enchanted Steel Sword || Staff of Fireballs = Fire-Steel Sword (2/?)

Description: burning hot to foes, very sharp and can fire explosive fireballs

-Candy Cane && 10 Packets of Sugar = Santa's Sweet Beating Stick (1/?)

Description: Hardened candy cane which Santa uses to beat up naughty kids, but you're not limited to just kids when attacking. Also, you can bite a chunk out of it to gain a speed boost.

-3 Healing Potions && Wheatgrass Juice = Vial of Health Juice (2/3)

Description: Tastes bland, but heals you and gives you Regeneration. Also, you cannot be Poisoned. The effects last for 10 minutes.
 
I give up, I'm just gonna call the Holy Cleansing Fire thing the Spray and Pray from now on.
1/2
>Sukard: ...
"It's UserZero that did this. She's practically medically insane."
>Sukard: Another one.
Sukard jumps to G8, then unloads the Spray and Pray onto Glomper 1 and Greeter 1. He backs away to G9.
>Sukard: Claim the gift.
You grab one of the gifts from the chimney, somehow.
--Boosts--
+2 Sp33d0n
+1 Pricey
--Inventory--
Ircucvci (Level 10)
Aequo Animo (Level 10)
Diversity (Level 10)
Terra Shatterer (Level 11)
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
Concentrated Avaritine (Level 9)
Amethyst Flame (Level 10)
Magetear Droplet (Level 15)
Acras Tuner (Level 20)
Slightly Ornate Sword (Level 7)
Infinite Power (Level 13)
Saint The Nonsapient God of Flamethrowers in Flamethrower Form, Champion of Holy Cleansing Fire (aka the Spray And Pray) (Level 10)
CELPH-X-IXIS (Level 0)
SORD... (aka Stop Obliterating Reality, Dumbgorillas) (Level 0)
Moldy Energy Sword (Level 4)
Dormant Hammer (Level 20)
--Charges--
(/): 24/25 (+2 Tito)
Grand Reality Breaker Armor: 44/50
Mercenary: 21/50
--Alchemies--
Glowing Orb && Shapeshifter Module || UU-Matter && Otherworldly Rune (Thorium Mod mount) && Light Majjyks-Infused Glass Shard && Essence of Tumblr = Cancerform (Level 10) (2/6)
OVER 9000 FANDOMS, ONE FORM. This orb just randomly changes to weapons from different fandoms at random intervals. Even the sord... But if your luck is externally assisted, this can be dangerous. To the enemy team.
Family Heirloom Necklace && Essence of Problem Sleuth Weapon Transformations || Fear No Anvil && Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer && Thor's Hammer (Ranged) && Thor's Hammer (Melee) && Thor's Hammer (Magic) && Telescopic Sassacrusher && Wrinklegorillaer = Dormant Hammer (11/11) (Level 20) (Done!)
An empowering necklace with a blue gem that can transform into a powerful hammer, and vice versa. Doesn't seem to be at full power. Yes, the color is necessary. Refrance to the Thorium Mod.
Ircucvci /\/ = Caledfwlch (Level 10) (1/6)
The sister sword to Ircucvci, both forged by the legendary unnamed Blacksmith that later went on to create War. Its plain white form with a circular pommel resembling a cueball belies its true power. Caledfwlch shares some of Ircucvci's powers over time, though trades slight ice powers for slight fire powers, harnessing the sickest burns for the most lethal verbal smackdowns you've ever seen. Either way, though, the blade itself is the real calling point. Unlike Ircucvci's invincible blade, which can withstand any force brought against it, Caledfwlch's edge is so sharp that it's not only just excessively sharp, but due to its construction, can rend the concept of invulnerability and immortality around it, and in general rend the forces of plot. This makes it ideal against anything with any protection from either plot force, and has time and again showed up as a sword used to beat back Agents, as well as one of the only tools capable of bringing harm to Lord English, among other vaunted abilities. It has shown up time and again across fiction, in different hands and occasionally by different names. Caledfwlch is the true and first name of this legendary weapon, though some more informally refer to it by its most popular name, Excalibur.
 
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21/25 Leg. Armor [|||||||||||||||||||||||]
10/25 Mystic crystal [|||||||||||||||||||||||||]
10/10 Blackmist [||||||||||] Using!
portal-edge-blade && irchuvichi=8/8 the beyond (lvl 15) Done!
gold-trimed silverwood armor && Node-infused Glass Armor = Wandbody Armor (Level 8: 3/5)
i take 'the beyond' and use Blackmist charge on it; the beyond is altered and now produces 3 Blackmist units per EOTB, which have no effect until there are at least 10. once 10 units are available, and i have 200 energy (created by the Leg. armor once complete), i can summon 2 entity’s of my choice- there is only 1 constant: there can only be one set at a time.
EDIT: i heard this won't work for some reason. if so, summon one entity with no ability to do anything untill i give it the energy thing and which then splits into 2 weak ones which grow stronger slowly over time and have a LOW health regen, or explain the problems with this and don't have the charge be used. sorry for any trouble i end up causing : /

i grab anything that catches my eye from the stockings, then put a menora next to it on the floor because hanuka is a thing too, and they happen at the same time.
EDIT: if you have to specifie what you get (from the stockings), then i hope for either some really awesome armor thing or a menora that’s effectively pretty similar to the chimney but like diferenty because reasons, or a leveling system thing
((is there a set way to get a levelling system? if so, what is it?))
 
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Flying Mega-Propaganda Loudspeaker: 11/50
Crawling Cabbage Monster: 11/50
Crawler Of Crawl: 11/50
New Alchemies:
Red Polka-Dotted (As in red with black spots) Yoyo && Luckite (A mineral that always brings good luck) && Nanomachines (They can make EVERYTHING better) && Tarrarian= Lucky Black-Dotted NanoYoyo 1/ ???
I grab something from the stockings in the Chimney...
I apply the appropiate amount of edge blades on the Mecha of Horror, damaging completely random parts...
Then, I look around, even in anything I could use for crossovers...I find 2 things:
A magical red black-spotted yoyo that seems to have infinite string length.
Magical scissors that, after testing a bit, can be used to create portals to other dimensions...
First, I test what dimensions are there...There's a whole Tuba Dimension... Interesting... I open a portal there...
I use the Magical Red Black-Spotted Yoyo to catch Richard by surprise... Literally. I perform a precise throw and tie his leg up with the yoyo. Then, I flail him around in a way that hits DJ Helgian, The Watchman, and The Redhead before flinging him straight into the Tuba Dimension in a way that causes a lot of tubas to play the NGE opening once he lands. Then, I REALLY QUICKLY close the portal to the Tuba Dimension.
 
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===Alchemy===
(Magetear Droplet && Vial of Abyssal Ink) && Amethyst Flame == Burning Sign. 5/8 [15]
Burning Sign: The hexagonal callsign of the Dæmon, composed of fluid ink infused with cosmic concentrate. A Burning Sign can be grafted chemically to the flesh of its bearer at any location with little thought. It occasionally reveals snippets of events that are yet to come, have already passed, and are occurring. As with any stellar concentrate, the Burning Sign can be molded to the desires of the wielder, from sword to shield to pen to rose.

(Eye of Odin && (Amethyst Flame && Liquid Starlight) || Eye = Odin's Stellar Eye 3/9 [16]

Eye of Odin: A small ring with a eye forged of various metals and gems upon it, it grants the ability to see otherwise invisible movement- This can manifest in many forms, including teleportation endpoints, methods of movement that conceal the user, and, to an lesser extent that is ultimately dependant on the wielding being's dimension, able to see into higher dimensions, though interaction is limited to whatever would be normal.


Odin's Stellar Eye: A metallic eye with a amethyst crystal iris, and a liquid starlight pupil, that allows for the user to see pure knowledge in addition to it's previous abilities. Thanks to the powerboost granted to it by the magical catalysts within, it can manipulate and shift pure knowledge. allowing for it to be weaponized. Under the proper circumstances, it can easily disrupt forms of movement hidden from the user otherwise, using pure knowledge. In addition to this, it can create and fire out blasts and bursts of amethyst flame and liquid starlight, all of which can be manipulated to some degree.

Shard of Matrisse || Greatsword = Sword of Absolute Order: 3/4 [7]
A sword, made of perfectly polished clear crystal. Everything about the sword is perfect and orderly, down to the atom. It's mere presence repels chaos and entropic magic and energy, and harnessing the blade's power allows for it to undo the effects of both, even upon reality, in addition to easily destroying beings of chaos.



i grab something from the stockings

duwu2
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Inventory:
http://pastebin.com/WnYv5NKH
Entity Commands:
Throne 2:

Mech: ERROR: SUSPENDED
Throne 2's drones:
My drones:




37/50 Le Cure 2+ EXOS and GM Aid,
6/15: Le Cure Secondary
6/40 Le Cure tri
3+ to consumer of all
 
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UPDATE COMPLETE! Things happened. Far too sleep-deprived as I type this to give you a better explamation of what just happened. Chimneys, Animes, Murder, Flumpty is dying, ect. Go get 'em.
 
I take an alchemy from the chimney, and slowly unwrap it.

I create an effigy on fire, sending it to walk over to Grendaline. This effigy is armed with an array of Flames of Sanity, flames embued with the auras of sanity via plotscrewery. The effigy sprays itself in a simulation of pure cuteness, something that was also created via plotscrewery, and godmodding, before rushing over to hug Grendaline, setting it on fire, and showing her visions of burning buildings, rockstars rocking out, their voice shrieking and ringing out, potential being unleashed. Grendaline sees a man take a figure, and strum, and strum, and strum, each strum being an explosion, a world burning, the sun singing and shrieking, lava going out. The world is set on fire, and Grendaline starts to see a before, her old will, her old purpose.

The sun glows on and on, before Grendaline sees a battle raging on, with bloodshed and arson and carnage, and all of that good stuff, bringing her old will to the surface, beginning to snap out. The effigy glows brigher and brighter, echoing out, set the world on fire, set the world on fire, set the world on fire, and the will of flames begins to bring her back, no more animu high school delusion for her. Probably. If that fails I give her an array of fire elemental plushies to hug, as plush toys are probably calming and fun, embued with auras of sanity via plotscrewery. Godmodding wins every time, you see.

Grendaline, if she is restored to sanity, will use Through the Fire and Flames as soon as possible, and attack the Beaver in the meantime.


Slaughterhouse [17/30] ======
wait wasn't I supposed to keep caring about this [1/30] ======

+1 to Talist, +2 to Battlefury.
 
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Action 1/2

Well, damn. There goes my super-effective Deathstar Unit.

You fipping idiot, you lost MY super-effective Deathstar Unit because you just charged headlong into battle without a plan.

Hey, at least I'm doing some damage.

You could have done A LOT more damage if you played your damn cards right.

I don't need to play my cards right when I can bash my opponent's skull in with the table.

Well, this table isn't going anywhere.

Flight Of The Concheror: 10/10. (COMPLETE!)
Nuclear Canister Battle Tank: 5/20

My Flight of the Concheror procs! I sound out a quick series of tones from a Conch shell, and the call rings out to the Anti-Zero entities! This buffs the three most prominent Anti-Zero entities with a buff that increases their Dodge Chance by 10% if they already had it, and allows them to heal 1/3 of damage dealt to enemy entities.

I'll be sure to bring the Shock Trooper back to my cause!

I bring up a nice conversation with Misaka about how much competition and power she'll be able to have while they're on my side, in hopes of bringing my Deathstar back.

(THIS MAN DOES NOT REPRESENT MY OPINIONS.)

Uber (Shielder's Salvation): 1/10 [IIIIIIIIII]
Satiation: 27K/250K
 
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Uh... whoops. I originally edited the wrong post... heh...

Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity. This is going to be tossed and reworked fairly soon anyway, though.

Class Tracking:

Attitude: MIND
Tokens: (8, 2, 7) (+1 fame from finishing alchemy)
Total Tokens (14, 10, 13)

* Finishing a Charge (1 any token per 10 charge)
* Dealing Damage (20,000 per token, Any)
* Selling stuff (1 W token per 2 charge points)
* Finishing a permanent alchemy (1 F token per 3 levels)
* Finishing a consumable alchemy (1 S token per 3 levels)
* Getting a Spoil of War (10 all)
* Assisting Defeating a (non trivial) Enemy (1 all, +2 of choice)
* RP With Another Player (+1 any, max 1/turn)

Mikoto's Might (Can break Might mood with Mind for +30% damage. At the end of each turn, entities get a free action that cannot heal/damage/debuff/buff anything.)
Conviction x1


Commands:
Zerisk: Murderous Crusade

Mikoto: Mikoto does nothing so he can deliver the TP and not die. If they can, all the drones attack G.Flumpty. If G.Flumpty is dead, target the Beaver instead. If that happens, then Mikoto delivering the TP was all just a ploy to get the Beaver vulnerable to the drones.

Quick flow chart for if you want to attack Mikoto optimally:

Is his Fabric Strength at or above 3?
Is his normal HP above 0?
Attack his normal HP. Once it hits 0, you can target his rooms.
Target whichever room in his mindscape dungeon you think is the most important.
Attack his true HP. Unless you think he has too many defenses for that to be effective, in which case restart this flow chart but pretend his Fabric Strength is above 2.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h5tJ5Beb4tvl5H0WfiTTWmxQ_1hUAUWMyQWFJQCtm4I/edit?usp=sharing

State at End of Turn:
Mikoto: 110,000/120,000 HP. 140,000/140,000 True HP. Concentration: 16/45. Rooms: Watsonian Glass Nightmare Guardians (24,000/24,000 HP)>Vitals Targeting Darkfire Surge with a Subconscious Dark duct taped to it (31,000/31,000 HP)>Psychic Blazing Nightmare Guardians (25,500/25,500 HP)>Freudian Rogerian Hall of Hope (42,000/42,000 HP)>LOCKED. Fabric Strength: 3/7. M-MURDER: III Gail: 40,000/40,000 HP. Favor: 8. Wrath: 0

Gains 4 C and 2 N per turn baseline. Gain 1N if Gail ends the turn at full HP. Gain +2C if Mikoto ends the turn at 100,000 or above.


Current defenses: 66% for first attack, 56% for second, 47% for third, 38% for fourth onwards for non-debuffed attackers
If the attacker has a debuff, 59% for first attack, 50% for second, 42% for third, 34% for fourth onwards.
Sources: 3% (glass) + 8% (times however many attacks he's already taken. nightmare guardians) + 6% (Watsonian) + ----> + 7% * 1.3 (Subconscious Dark, 1 empty room. Boosted by Vitals Targeting) + 7% * 1.3 (Darkfire Lance. Boosted by Vitals Targeting) + ----> + 8% (times however many attacks he's already taken. nightmare guardians) + 12% (Blazing) + ----> + 2% (Rogerian) + 2% (times number of Sun parts, total of 10%)

Funnily enough, some of Mikoto's defense stats actually went down when he added more rooms. The subconscious dark room lost some of its punch.

Purchased thingies:
Subconscious Dark (part. It's one of the things I added during the turn delay)
Hall of Hope (part)

Glyph of Focus (+1 C per turn, +5 maximum C)

Nice chat with Richard

... This might end up being a bi-turnly thing.

Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]

I am doing a PTOW thing, but that won't be in this post. Next one. Instead, I pull out a phone and log into the DTG Discord in a massive meta move. From there, I browse around, looking for something in particular. Eventually, I find it, a Soundcloud page. I don't know if this will work or not, but I'll try anyway. Plugging the phone into an external speaker, I set the volume to maximum and play the song, "Climbing to Infinity" at Yukki-Chan. Maybe the metaness will work somewhat and appeal to Build by playing the music of his sorta brother/friendly neighborhood murder machine.

If possible, I take something from the Christmas supply of alchemies. Also... What is the situation like for people outside of the immediate battlefield? Can I ask that as a free action?

Alchemy and charges:
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (YERS!), Glyph of Mana lvl 6, Glyph of Life lvl 8, Glyph of Growth lvl 4, Glyph of Decay lvl 7, Compassion lvl 20, The BoomHammer lvl 12, Limit Found lvl 15, The Foul Blade lvl 14, Word Choice lv 5

Paper || Silk && (Gold Thread && Lapis Lazuli) = Regal Paper 2/?? (higher quality paper for glyph making)
Paper || (Light Grey Ink && Quartz && Gold) = Glyph of Purity (Cure debuffs. I started making this before, but stopped for some reason.) 2/??
Word Choice && "The Emotion Thesaurus" && "The Positive Trait Thesaurus" && "The Negative Trait Thesaurus" (these are all books I got for Christmas) = Luxiconic Guide 1/??

Got +3 (not counting PTOW). +3 to Moniker

I hope I don't have to use this (for it's original purpose): 38/50
MOAR CHARGES: 16/50
We never stop charging stuff. Ever: 8/50

Shop below
Standing atop a nearby hill, a new tower stood, shooting up into the air like a blooming flower. It is made of perfectly smooth and dyed stone, streaked and splotched with dark colors to highlight the extremely tall, eastward facing black tinted window. The inside is dark and spacious, most of the light not coming from the window, but instead the racks and walls covered faintly glowing runes, each slowly pulsating with their own unique color. The inside is floored with a black, slightly reflective stone, with some spots being polished to perfection so that when some of the runes happened to shine a similar color, the floor gave the impression of walking across the cosmos covered in glinting stars. Where there aren't runes, the walls are lined with shelves containing various goods and items for sale, often placed so that they caught the light or gave off dancing shadows along the opposite wall. The shelves for items stretched high into the air until they reached the glass ceiling. Through the glass was a fountain that constantly swirled red colored and lit water, making it look like the surface of the sun, constantly in flux. The light in the entire building was constantly in motion, slightly swaying and shifting with each second.

Welcome, dear patron, to Amaryllis.

People from DTG2 may recognize this kind of thing. Pretty major visual step up from the Alchemy Emporium, huh? Here, you can pay charge points for various items and services. Whenever you choose to spend on of your assists on this shop, you get 1$ to spend on items here, when they are available. I will allow you to keep up to 15$ worth of credit here before you have to spend it on something, and if you have -10$ or less, I won’t let you buy anything else until that is paid off. If you’re a good customer, I’ll increase your credit score and let you store/spend more. Finances 101 with Talist.

Prices in this store are subject to change.

Total Profit: 0$

N/A



Unless something has a price tag, its cost is equal to its level + 1.

Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Coghammer lvl 3, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (1$), The BoomHammer lvl 12, the Foul Blade lvl 14

Unless something has a price tag, its cost is equal to its level.

Glyph of Mana lvl 6, Glyph of Life lvl 8, Glyph of Growth lvl 4, Glyph of Decay lvl 7

I am also willing to buy alchemies off of you for in store credit. By default, I’ll buy an alchemy that is level 4 or above for 70% of its level, rounded up.

Commission
You can also request a commission from me. Just tell me what to make, and I’ll try to get it to you as soon as I can. The price by default is equal to the end result’s level.

50 Charge Loan (When available)
Do you need extra firepower right now for some reason? Well, if I have a charge almost ready, I’ll loan it out to you. The default cost is 55 assists. So you get a 50 post charge now to do whatever you want with it, but you have to give me a total of 55 assists back. This charge still counts as my charge being used, so therefor you can combine it with a charge of your own to make a 100 post charge. In addition, if this is used for a 50 post entity, it might be slightly stronger than normal due to my leveling system. (currently I have no buff to entities summoned)

I am willing to negotiate the interest rate. Expect a higher interest rate if you want to do something I’d find morally objectionable, and if the opposite, expect a lower interest rate. I will give you a slightly lower interest rate if you’re willing to leave a security deposit of one of your alchemies with me. I will give you the alchemy back once the loan is paid off.

Don’t ask me how you’re buying these IC…

Because I want excuses to practice Blender, here are some offers! Note that for all of these, I don’t know when/if I’ll have time to work on them, so feel free to only pay me once I show you the result. For all of these, the price varies based on the complexity/difficulty of the job. I've also managed to recruit Battlefury into this, so he might do modeling jobs.

Character/Weapon Model: Default of 6$
(This model is untextured and un-animated. I can send the completed result to you as a .stl or a .obj file. If you have access to a 3D printer, you can use the .stl file to print out a statue of the model. You need to have at least one good picture of the item in question, but more pictures from various angles are useful. 2$ discount if you happen to have an orthographic projection of the item in question.)

3D Animation: No default price because it depends on how much movement/complexity you want.
Sadly, I can currently only offer animations using Minecraft styled characters and items because I’m can’t texture or rig custom models yet. If you want a specific scene, make it in Minecraft then send me the world file. I know how to do lighting, some texturing, movement, and simple physics such as cloth, wind, and impacts. If I don’t know how to do something, I’ll try to learn how.

2D Animation: Still no default price, but cheaper than 3D animation
Send me 2D images and I can animate them. Or better yet, send me several images to splice together. Although, please note... I'm no artist. So I'm only really good at making scenes, not actions. Think along the lines of Hearthstone golden cards. I can do things like that. I can also do some video effects, such as glitchy distortions for all the edge lords in the crowd today.



Words of emotional support: 0$

Current Promotion: Scribe’s Library
Being a scribe, Gail is interested in collecting stories. If you tell her a story relating to your character/where your character comes from, then you can get a 2$ discount on any purchase, limit of one per customer. And it has to be a good, relevant story that would actually be interesting to read.
 
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5/5 COMPLETE! Handing it off to the next person in the circle?
+3 Crystal

I pull out the Golden Lute and play a soothing melody at the lead anime girl, helping to calm her insanity.
 
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