Destroy the Godmodder: 0rigins
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pionoplayer
Terrarian
You know what? Screw it. I actually had plans for this game, I'm not gonna throw 'em out that easily. I'm gonna stick around for a while, if only to actually finish up my RP idea.
((super fire orb)) AND zero point magic generator 9/11
Arcum Aereum AND energy condenser 2/8
Nulla Stella AND energy condenser 1/8
50/50 for Heheheh (Held until revan finishes his half of the charge.)
3/50 for my artificial companion of choice
2/5 for the next Take Over the World charge. Yes guys, I'm gonna be helping you all out still. I'll jump back in next round.
+3 to revan's Heheheh charge.
Since I'm busy, still re-evaluating how I want to handle things, and suchlike, I'm just going to plunder one of the stockings for my action.
Or, actually...
Ohptkin creates an apparition in front of Yuuki, one of themself, playing and replaying the various "problems" Ohptkin has caused for Tazz since arriving in the 0th server, hopefully triggering enough anger in the back of Tazz's mind to make him try and take over a little bit more.
Entity orders: Don't drop my mech back on the field just yet tazz. I'm probably going to miss next round.
The Gazebo Launcher will, until further notice, supply Golden Flumpty with his very own gazebos.
((super fire orb)) AND zero point magic generator 9/11
Arcum Aereum AND energy condenser 2/8
Nulla Stella AND energy condenser 1/8
50/50 for Heheheh (Held until revan finishes his half of the charge.)
3/50 for my artificial companion of choice
2/5 for the next Take Over the World charge. Yes guys, I'm gonna be helping you all out still. I'll jump back in next round.
+3 to revan's Heheheh charge.
Since I'm busy, still re-evaluating how I want to handle things, and suchlike, I'm just going to plunder one of the stockings for my action.
Or, actually...
Ohptkin creates an apparition in front of Yuuki, one of themself, playing and replaying the various "problems" Ohptkin has caused for Tazz since arriving in the 0th server, hopefully triggering enough anger in the back of Tazz's mind to make him try and take over a little bit more.
Entity orders: Don't drop my mech back on the field just yet tazz. I'm probably going to miss next round.
The Gazebo Launcher will, until further notice, supply Golden Flumpty with his very own gazebos.
40/50
5/5 All finished, hand it off to the next person in the circle...
+3 Talist
I shoot darts full of sanity at Yuuki-chain, aiming for the brain. Hopefully, they should inject a variety of specialized medicine into her that can help make her feel better, or at least slow the decrease.
5/5 All finished, hand it off to the next person in the circle...
+3 Talist
I shoot darts full of sanity at Yuuki-chain, aiming for the brain. Hopefully, they should inject a variety of specialized medicine into her that can help make her feel better, or at least slow the decrease.
20/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
15/50 The First of the Eight Non-robot masters
2/50 Not-So-Secret Charge Number 1: Anti-Genocide Measures
42 saved
+3 Ire
No Man's Sky && Mighty Number 9: Sheer Disappointment 2016 edition: 1/??
Muramune II Greek Fire: 3/??
Adds a burning effect to the Muramune
Blue Falcon II Ludicrous Speed Drive: 4/?? Ludicrous Falcon
Because F-Zero cars aren't fast enough on their own.
The box pops open and begins to play an audio file without prompting.
…Don't want to. I just can't do it.
Yes you can, you're done it before, and most likely will do it again.
I've done it half a dozen times, with hundreds of times where I HAVEN'T had to kill.
You know how comparatively lucky you are, right? You killed 6 beings out of hundreds. And don't you subject many of those hundreds to fates worse than death?
Again, that number is much lower than it might seem. Certainly less than 50.
Alright, let's analyze this. Uzi is much stronger than you…
Because she has both the power of Plot itself, which was supposed to be an impossibility in this world, I might add, and the GM in her corner, just due to the game type. I might be able to deal with one of the two, but certainly not both.
Yes, I know your skill set; even if I didn't before your vacation of sorts, you've told me it more than once over these weeks…is this still about what the Narrative did before it decided to withdraw?
No! Well, not entirely. Let's go over this: First I lose my body, then it gets taken over due to what was apparently a miscommunication between you and Tazz, by a being that had just helped Uzi, no less. Then my…I'll say allies, even though one was an inanimate object and the other I only thought would help because I took it away from its moment of death, betrayed me due to the worst verbal diarrhea I've ever had. Then she blew up the world and blamed it on those fighting against her. Then I decided to use my strengths against her and that backfired like a flamethrower in a bomb depot, then I freaking committed suicide by insanely powerful murderous brat…
You lost that duel, I thought.
Yes, but I set out to lose it, so I could go track down my body. Speaking of, I'm guessing Tazz hijacked that event for his own purposes?
Why bother to ask?
Just double checking…and then? Then I find out BACK TO FREAKING BACK that hundreds of worlds were reset on my watch due to rules that didn't leave any wiggle room and an overlooking force that didn't care enough to make an exception...and that Uzi never asked for this. That's why I've been so on edge pretty much ever since the 2nd gatekeeper.
Well, I guess it may be possible that she asked for something that led to this situation, but you're right, something tells me she didn't ask, "Hey, could I be trapped in an almost endless loop of losing a war that always ends in my execution?"
Smart aleck. It's just…I can't ignore what she's done. I don't know how many of her crimes were lost to the ether, nor their severity. But just in this time loop alone, she killed at least 6 Billion people, framed her almost omnicide on someone else, even if Richard's not exactly a shining example of humanity either, killed me, killed a godmodder who was HELPING her right in front of everyone, killed many other beings, subjugated at least five different beings against their will, and those are only the ones I'm sure of, is working with and/or commanding horrors of some sort or another, has clearly shown no remorse for her crimes mentioned or for any others I have forgotten to mention, plus whatever she will do in the endgame. Because we both know that whatever's in Yggdrasil is not going to be pretty. To say nothing if Ragnarok is involved, and I have a hunch that it will be. Because what better way to end serial escalation than with a prophesied apocalypse?
*sigh* Then why the hesitancy, Star? You may not kill much, but when Uzi's so powerful? You have killed for less than that laundry list of crimes and other assorted reasons.
Maybe because I'm almost certain she never killed anyone, and there would have been a lot of them, out to kill her until the loops started due to the Gamefaqs page? Maybe because she has lost her morals in a manner that I can, while not forgive or pardon, can certainly understand? Maybe because she had morals in the first place? Maybe because she reminds me of myself if I went mad with power, or just mad in general? Maybe because I can't be certain that I wouldn't have cracked in a similar way under that proverbial hell? Maybe it's because I've been trying to deal with the fact that almost all of my "allies" range from those searching for things that were lost for a reason to the Crawling Contractor itself to Richard the Godmodder? Or maybe it's just because I originally came to this war to kick back and go on a much needed vacation, and this both turned into work way too quickly and that most of this "vacation" has just been mulling over the current scenario in my head in all its messed up glory?
I…see your point. Then, mind if I tried coming at this from a different angle? Enough people will try to kill Userzero during this war that she almost certainly will die. You may be the only current combatant that cares enough to make her death quick and mostly painless. That is, the only combatant who I know has the capacity to pull the trigger.
Um...Talist's group are mostly, if not entirely, pacifists, I have no idea what Pit's orders could be changed to or if they will change at all…and I can't think of any other people I know would care about her wellbeing off the top of my head, and I'm not sure about Pit anyways. The only others that stand out in my mind are those that would eviscerate her gleefully. Of course, that means that some of the people I don't know as well are going to start protesting my thoughts, but I just don't know them well enough to make a judgement.
See?
Fine, you're right. But you know what? That's not my first priority in this war.
Really?
Yep.
What is more important than the goal of the game?
I care more about finding out whatever's in the World Tree. (So help me, if it's an Ice Drake…I'm going to get a dragon killer weapon, and something to deal with an immortal wolf) I care more about getting my body back. I care more about fighting off whatever ploy that could harm the other worlds. Most importantly, I'm figuring out a way to revive the 6 billion plus dead. Without using any T-Virus, deals with the devil or Nyarko's less cute cousin (Note to self, must ask Revan about Nyarly's opinion of that anime), or punishments from the Narrative or Council. And ending the loops for this world.
…Are you even sure that's possible? Especially the without punishment part?
Nope. Not in the slightest.
But if you don't try, who will, huh. Stubborn as usual.
You know me so well! Of course. It's something that I think others would want done as well, but I feel like it may get lost in the shuffle of plot points that will come up in this game.
You're still going to have to kill her eventually. That's not something that can wait forever.
I know…that doesn't mean that I have to enjoy it.
I personally think it's better that way. Taking lives, no matter how bad they are as people, no matter how many times you have to do it, shouldn't feel like a triumph.
I wonder though, is it too late? How would she react if I could prove that the loops are, without a doubt, ended? Would she get angry? Break down? Or would she just thank me, right before or after she tries to kill me again? Or maybe, just maybe, she'd show a side of herself that would help me sleep with this war on.
I'm going to have to say that I doubt Userzero herself would be able to predict how she would react, much less you or I. Theorize all you want, but she is…unpredictable at the best of times, and the end of the loops would be closer to the worst. Not only that, but are you sure you want to tell her? She's lived under that curse for so long that she may have forgotten about what her mindset was like before the loops.
Really, do you have to be such a downer? I know you're just trying to think over all the possibilities, but I can't solve everything all at once. Besides, if you want someone to fix Uzi's broken mind, I'm not the best being for that. Heck, maybe the best being for that's a hungry mindflayer at this point in time, I wouldn't know. I've heard and seen cases like this, but to the extent of trillions of years? I'm not sure anyone is an authority on how to make a human mind stay sane under all that pressure, much less fix a broken one from such an experience. What I have had is plenty of practice fixing shattered souls, and if the looping problem isn't attached to her soul, then I know just where to go.
Um, Star? Where are you going with that?
Let's say that it's a key component to fixing at least a few of my problems.
Oh, ha-ha. I thought you hated bad puns.
Wait…are you kidding me? Great. I said that, and I'm being recorded. Wonderful time for an accidental pun. Ok, since otherwise I'd hear no end of questions, this is what I've been doing for the last few weeks. Moping. Plotting. Both at once.
And then you asked me to come, Star. Why?
Simple. You have a…let's go with different perspective on the situation. You're outside the war, looking in. In my haste to fix problems, I may miss something that you might see. Heck, it's already happened a couple dozen times.
Fair point. See you later, Star. I wish you good luck.
Isn't that kind of wishing yourself luck, considering that you're my handler in this?
Well, both of us need that luck right now anyways.
Considering what's happened so far? I can't argue with that. Especially considering the current gatekeeper. It both shows Uzi's power, and her complete inability to both understand and care about consequences.
Star, she blew up the entire world. I think she's already proven both.
Well then, see you in at the Ides of March. I should be done by then.
15/50 The First of the Eight Non-robot masters
2/50 Not-So-Secret Charge Number 1: Anti-Genocide Measures
42 saved
+3 Ire
No Man's Sky && Mighty Number 9: Sheer Disappointment 2016 edition: 1/??
Muramune II Greek Fire: 3/??
Adds a burning effect to the Muramune
Blue Falcon II Ludicrous Speed Drive: 4/?? Ludicrous Falcon
Because F-Zero cars aren't fast enough on their own.
The box pops open and begins to play an audio file without prompting.
…Don't want to. I just can't do it.
Yes you can, you're done it before, and most likely will do it again.
I've done it half a dozen times, with hundreds of times where I HAVEN'T had to kill.
You know how comparatively lucky you are, right? You killed 6 beings out of hundreds. And don't you subject many of those hundreds to fates worse than death?
Again, that number is much lower than it might seem. Certainly less than 50.
Alright, let's analyze this. Uzi is much stronger than you…
Because she has both the power of Plot itself, which was supposed to be an impossibility in this world, I might add, and the GM in her corner, just due to the game type. I might be able to deal with one of the two, but certainly not both.
Yes, I know your skill set; even if I didn't before your vacation of sorts, you've told me it more than once over these weeks…is this still about what the Narrative did before it decided to withdraw?
No! Well, not entirely. Let's go over this: First I lose my body, then it gets taken over due to what was apparently a miscommunication between you and Tazz, by a being that had just helped Uzi, no less. Then my…I'll say allies, even though one was an inanimate object and the other I only thought would help because I took it away from its moment of death, betrayed me due to the worst verbal diarrhea I've ever had. Then she blew up the world and blamed it on those fighting against her. Then I decided to use my strengths against her and that backfired like a flamethrower in a bomb depot, then I freaking committed suicide by insanely powerful murderous brat…
You lost that duel, I thought.
Yes, but I set out to lose it, so I could go track down my body. Speaking of, I'm guessing Tazz hijacked that event for his own purposes?
Why bother to ask?
Just double checking…and then? Then I find out BACK TO FREAKING BACK that hundreds of worlds were reset on my watch due to rules that didn't leave any wiggle room and an overlooking force that didn't care enough to make an exception...and that Uzi never asked for this. That's why I've been so on edge pretty much ever since the 2nd gatekeeper.
Well, I guess it may be possible that she asked for something that led to this situation, but you're right, something tells me she didn't ask, "Hey, could I be trapped in an almost endless loop of losing a war that always ends in my execution?"
Smart aleck. It's just…I can't ignore what she's done. I don't know how many of her crimes were lost to the ether, nor their severity. But just in this time loop alone, she killed at least 6 Billion people, framed her almost omnicide on someone else, even if Richard's not exactly a shining example of humanity either, killed me, killed a godmodder who was HELPING her right in front of everyone, killed many other beings, subjugated at least five different beings against their will, and those are only the ones I'm sure of, is working with and/or commanding horrors of some sort or another, has clearly shown no remorse for her crimes mentioned or for any others I have forgotten to mention, plus whatever she will do in the endgame. Because we both know that whatever's in Yggdrasil is not going to be pretty. To say nothing if Ragnarok is involved, and I have a hunch that it will be. Because what better way to end serial escalation than with a prophesied apocalypse?
*sigh* Then why the hesitancy, Star? You may not kill much, but when Uzi's so powerful? You have killed for less than that laundry list of crimes and other assorted reasons.
Maybe because I'm almost certain she never killed anyone, and there would have been a lot of them, out to kill her until the loops started due to the Gamefaqs page? Maybe because she has lost her morals in a manner that I can, while not forgive or pardon, can certainly understand? Maybe because she had morals in the first place? Maybe because she reminds me of myself if I went mad with power, or just mad in general? Maybe because I can't be certain that I wouldn't have cracked in a similar way under that proverbial hell? Maybe it's because I've been trying to deal with the fact that almost all of my "allies" range from those searching for things that were lost for a reason to the Crawling Contractor itself to Richard the Godmodder? Or maybe it's just because I originally came to this war to kick back and go on a much needed vacation, and this both turned into work way too quickly and that most of this "vacation" has just been mulling over the current scenario in my head in all its messed up glory?
I…see your point. Then, mind if I tried coming at this from a different angle? Enough people will try to kill Userzero during this war that she almost certainly will die. You may be the only current combatant that cares enough to make her death quick and mostly painless. That is, the only combatant who I know has the capacity to pull the trigger.
Um...Talist's group are mostly, if not entirely, pacifists, I have no idea what Pit's orders could be changed to or if they will change at all…and I can't think of any other people I know would care about her wellbeing off the top of my head, and I'm not sure about Pit anyways. The only others that stand out in my mind are those that would eviscerate her gleefully. Of course, that means that some of the people I don't know as well are going to start protesting my thoughts, but I just don't know them well enough to make a judgement.
See?
Fine, you're right. But you know what? That's not my first priority in this war.
Really?
Yep.
What is more important than the goal of the game?
I care more about finding out whatever's in the World Tree. (So help me, if it's an Ice Drake…I'm going to get a dragon killer weapon, and something to deal with an immortal wolf) I care more about getting my body back. I care more about fighting off whatever ploy that could harm the other worlds. Most importantly, I'm figuring out a way to revive the 6 billion plus dead. Without using any T-Virus, deals with the devil or Nyarko's less cute cousin (Note to self, must ask Revan about Nyarly's opinion of that anime), or punishments from the Narrative or Council. And ending the loops for this world.
…Are you even sure that's possible? Especially the without punishment part?
Nope. Not in the slightest.
But if you don't try, who will, huh. Stubborn as usual.
You know me so well! Of course. It's something that I think others would want done as well, but I feel like it may get lost in the shuffle of plot points that will come up in this game.
You're still going to have to kill her eventually. That's not something that can wait forever.
I know…that doesn't mean that I have to enjoy it.
I personally think it's better that way. Taking lives, no matter how bad they are as people, no matter how many times you have to do it, shouldn't feel like a triumph.
I wonder though, is it too late? How would she react if I could prove that the loops are, without a doubt, ended? Would she get angry? Break down? Or would she just thank me, right before or after she tries to kill me again? Or maybe, just maybe, she'd show a side of herself that would help me sleep with this war on.
I'm going to have to say that I doubt Userzero herself would be able to predict how she would react, much less you or I. Theorize all you want, but she is…unpredictable at the best of times, and the end of the loops would be closer to the worst. Not only that, but are you sure you want to tell her? She's lived under that curse for so long that she may have forgotten about what her mindset was like before the loops.
Really, do you have to be such a downer? I know you're just trying to think over all the possibilities, but I can't solve everything all at once. Besides, if you want someone to fix Uzi's broken mind, I'm not the best being for that. Heck, maybe the best being for that's a hungry mindflayer at this point in time, I wouldn't know. I've heard and seen cases like this, but to the extent of trillions of years? I'm not sure anyone is an authority on how to make a human mind stay sane under all that pressure, much less fix a broken one from such an experience. What I have had is plenty of practice fixing shattered souls, and if the looping problem isn't attached to her soul, then I know just where to go.
Um, Star? Where are you going with that?
Let's say that it's a key component to fixing at least a few of my problems.
Oh, ha-ha. I thought you hated bad puns.
Wait…are you kidding me? Great. I said that, and I'm being recorded. Wonderful time for an accidental pun. Ok, since otherwise I'd hear no end of questions, this is what I've been doing for the last few weeks. Moping. Plotting. Both at once.
And then you asked me to come, Star. Why?
Simple. You have a…let's go with different perspective on the situation. You're outside the war, looking in. In my haste to fix problems, I may miss something that you might see. Heck, it's already happened a couple dozen times.
Fair point. See you later, Star. I wish you good luck.
Isn't that kind of wishing yourself luck, considering that you're my handler in this?
Well, both of us need that luck right now anyways.
Considering what's happened so far? I can't argue with that. Especially considering the current gatekeeper. It both shows Uzi's power, and her complete inability to both understand and care about consequences.
Star, she blew up the entire world. I think she's already proven both.
Well then, see you in at the Ides of March. I should be done by then.
Krill13
Terrarian
Charges:
================================================== 24/50
================================================== 15/50
===== 3/5(+2 from Richard)
+1 to Twin
+1 to Talist
+1 to jondanger
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(Focused)
I use my last remaining ammo of Dragon's Breath at Millia Rage once more. I then set Fire and Blade on course for Yuuki-chan and eject myself off of it as I pull out Not-So-Insane™ Bombs out of my hyperspace pockets till I'm empty of it. I proceed to jam all of them into Fire and Blade, lighting up one of them with enough time for it to go off once Fire and Blade is inches away from Yuuki.
Krill13: In case the name did not it make obvious, these bombs' purpose is to try to give some sanity back to whatever is caught in its blast. Still, that doesn't mean poor ol' Fire and Blade won't be turned to shrapnel bits once those bombs explode so umm... yeah that's still going to be painful. And now I just ran out of them. Welp, time to get some more.
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Alliance: AZ
================================================== 24/50
================================================== 15/50
===== 3/5(+2 from Richard)
+1 to Twin
+1 to Talist
+1 to jondanger
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Arm Gravitizer
Level 6
Basically a gravity gun made to be attached to an arm. It works like how a Gravity Gun(or for this matter, a supercharged one) would work, except with some added functions.
Noctem Dreadmill
Level 19
Two dangerously sharp Katanas held together by a grip that generates the power of Darkness on the blade. Not for amateurs.
Level 6
Basically a gravity gun made to be attached to an arm. It works like how a Gravity Gun(or for this matter, a supercharged one) would work, except with some added functions.
Noctem Dreadmill
Level 19
Two dangerously sharp Katanas held together by a grip that generates the power of Darkness on the blade. Not for amateurs.
(Focused)
I use my last remaining ammo of Dragon's Breath at Millia Rage once more. I then set Fire and Blade on course for Yuuki-chan and eject myself off of it as I pull out Not-So-Insane™ Bombs out of my hyperspace pockets till I'm empty of it. I proceed to jam all of them into Fire and Blade, lighting up one of them with enough time for it to go off once Fire and Blade is inches away from Yuuki.
Krill13: In case the name did not it make obvious, these bombs' purpose is to try to give some sanity back to whatever is caught in its blast. Still, that doesn't mean poor ol' Fire and Blade won't be turned to shrapnel bits once those bombs explode so umm... yeah that's still going to be painful. And now I just ran out of them. Welp, time to get some more.
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Alliance: AZ
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W32Coravint
Terrarian
Alchemies
(Sonus Essentia Singularity && EAS Tones Machine && Essence of SCP-219) && Empty White Stained Glass Wand Focus = Wand Focus: Deafening Tones (Level 13, 7/7)
Wand Focus: Deafening Tones: A wand focus made of fogged white stained glass. Upon usage, it produces deafening EAS Tones that can cause instant collapse of objects as determined by the wielder.
(Bestiola Essentia Singularity && Mass of Cobwebs && Wand Focus: Portable Hole) && Empty Silk-Wrapped Wand Focus = Wand Focus: Arachnobringer (Level ?, 1/?)
Wand Focus: Arachnobringer: A silk-wrapped globule of a very dark substance you can't quite make out, yet is shaped exactly for a wand focus and fits onto a wand snugly. When used, it opens a portal to a plane filled with spiders, pulling an infinite stream of spiders, cave spiders, maze spiders, mind spiders and so on under the wielder's control and into the wielder's general vicinity. Perfect for trolling arachnophobic people.
(Praemunio Essentia Singularity && Warded Stone && Wall Template) && Empty Stone Wand Cap = Wand Focus: Deleterious Wallbuilder (Level ?, 3/?)
A stone globe, inscribed with brick-like markings, that fits onto the end of a wand. Can be used to construct walls for protection at the cost of ridiculous amounts of vis.
(Nuke && Uncreativity Essence = Uncreativity Bomb) && Mana Blaster CAD = Uncreativity Infuser (Level ?, 2/?)
A mana blaster that fires pure uncreativity at the enemy. This does no damage but removes their ability to deal serious creativity damage, as uncreativity radiates off them.
Charges
Project M19-Cure for the Anime Girl Plague (1/50)
Project M18-Totally Not a Troll Entity (6/20)
Project M20-Also Not a Troll Entity (1/30)
+2 to Sp33d0n, +1 to Pricey12345.
Elements
9x C, 4x O, 8x S
Action
I summon EVERY TEXT-TO-SPEECH CHARACTER to the battlefield. I proceed to teleport an object similar to SCP-1888-1 (an object that is whatever you desire most, but isn't actually real and causes bad stuff if you try to take it with you) into Golden Flumpty's mech. For some reason, Golden Flumpty is incapable of interacting with the object.
The Angry Blue People make a move first, led by Mr. Skull. "Give us the de-motivator CD."
They're stopped by Jokermingo0044, who sees the key to freeing the NSA Agent from the Ancient Joke Police, and thrown into a wall. "No. I will make the NSA great again! Hahahahahahahaha soi soi soi!" Then Microsoft Sam proceeds to pull out his golden ROFL-47 and go absolutely harambeing insane on Jokermingo0044. "I will get myself those IWAY Tacos!" Then the Ancient Joke Police swoops in, nabs Mr. Skull for being an ancient joke, and slams him into Golden Flumpty's mech as it is blasted to bits by rocket lawn chairs.
Then Bacon and Gold come. "Bacon. Bacon. Needs more bacon, bacon, bacon. Give me that bacon bacon bacon." "Gold. Gold. Get more gold. Cover everything in gold. Give me the gold." Gold and Bacon proceed to teleport into the mech, wreaking havoc on the controls and causing the mech to slam into the ground.
Then, the Diarrhea Infested Toilet appears. It proceeds to eject its contents directly at the mech, spewing corrosive diarrhea and soggy toilet paper seeing CleanAss Toilets Inc.'s phone number inside. Radar Overseer Scotty, seeing Bacon and Gold inside, teleports in as well and drops a baloney sandwich on the controls while Golden Flumpty is trying to get Bacon and Gold out of the mech. Then he makes a beeline for the baloney, but the mech promptly glitches out, throwing all three TTS voices out of the mech. In doing this, the object flies out of the mech. But it is nowhere to be found.
Instead, the object has transformed Golden Flumpty's mech into a horrible abomination of circuitry that actually is so messed up it can't even do anything. Everyone proceeds to call in their strongest weapons. ROFL-6 Nerve Gas is deployed, as well as the Really Sucky Virus and DARO
Capsules, and Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms, and the entire Museum of Ancient Jokes, and the NSA Jail. Then every Diarrhea Death Star model appears, firing their lazors at the mech. Then the Plescia and the Equalizer come in, wreck the mech, then summon the Supreme AI, the Supreme Mainframe, Tsiklon, and the Angry Blue People's real leader, Mr. Skullbones, which bring over the Communist Linux Penguin Army, the entirety of Virussia, all the Horribly Deformed Midget Pig Monkeys with Automatic Firearms, and the Angry Blue People.
Every TTS character then fires their firearms at the mech for a good ten seconds before it explodes, including the ones that weren't mentioned. Except Mr. Information Robot Mk. 1337, he's dead. Then they all demanifest.
(Sonus Essentia Singularity && EAS Tones Machine && Essence of SCP-219) && Empty White Stained Glass Wand Focus = Wand Focus: Deafening Tones (Level 13, 7/7)
Wand Focus: Deafening Tones: A wand focus made of fogged white stained glass. Upon usage, it produces deafening EAS Tones that can cause instant collapse of objects as determined by the wielder.
(Bestiola Essentia Singularity && Mass of Cobwebs && Wand Focus: Portable Hole) && Empty Silk-Wrapped Wand Focus = Wand Focus: Arachnobringer (Level ?, 1/?)
Wand Focus: Arachnobringer: A silk-wrapped globule of a very dark substance you can't quite make out, yet is shaped exactly for a wand focus and fits onto a wand snugly. When used, it opens a portal to a plane filled with spiders, pulling an infinite stream of spiders, cave spiders, maze spiders, mind spiders and so on under the wielder's control and into the wielder's general vicinity. Perfect for trolling arachnophobic people.
(Praemunio Essentia Singularity && Warded Stone && Wall Template) && Empty Stone Wand Cap = Wand Focus: Deleterious Wallbuilder (Level ?, 3/?)
A stone globe, inscribed with brick-like markings, that fits onto the end of a wand. Can be used to construct walls for protection at the cost of ridiculous amounts of vis.
(Nuke && Uncreativity Essence = Uncreativity Bomb) && Mana Blaster CAD = Uncreativity Infuser (Level ?, 2/?)
A mana blaster that fires pure uncreativity at the enemy. This does no damage but removes their ability to deal serious creativity damage, as uncreativity radiates off them.
Charges
Project M19-Cure for the Anime Girl Plague (1/50)
Project M18-Totally Not a Troll Entity (6/20)
Project M20-Also Not a Troll Entity (1/30)
+2 to Sp33d0n, +1 to Pricey12345.
Elements
9x C, 4x O, 8x S
Action
I summon EVERY TEXT-TO-SPEECH CHARACTER to the battlefield. I proceed to teleport an object similar to SCP-1888-1 (an object that is whatever you desire most, but isn't actually real and causes bad stuff if you try to take it with you) into Golden Flumpty's mech. For some reason, Golden Flumpty is incapable of interacting with the object.
The Angry Blue People make a move first, led by Mr. Skull. "Give us the de-motivator CD."
They're stopped by Jokermingo0044, who sees the key to freeing the NSA Agent from the Ancient Joke Police, and thrown into a wall. "No. I will make the NSA great again! Hahahahahahahaha soi soi soi!" Then Microsoft Sam proceeds to pull out his golden ROFL-47 and go absolutely harambeing insane on Jokermingo0044. "I will get myself those IWAY Tacos!" Then the Ancient Joke Police swoops in, nabs Mr. Skull for being an ancient joke, and slams him into Golden Flumpty's mech as it is blasted to bits by rocket lawn chairs.
Then Bacon and Gold come. "Bacon. Bacon. Needs more bacon, bacon, bacon. Give me that bacon bacon bacon." "Gold. Gold. Get more gold. Cover everything in gold. Give me the gold." Gold and Bacon proceed to teleport into the mech, wreaking havoc on the controls and causing the mech to slam into the ground.
Then, the Diarrhea Infested Toilet appears. It proceeds to eject its contents directly at the mech, spewing corrosive diarrhea and soggy toilet paper seeing CleanAss Toilets Inc.'s phone number inside. Radar Overseer Scotty, seeing Bacon and Gold inside, teleports in as well and drops a baloney sandwich on the controls while Golden Flumpty is trying to get Bacon and Gold out of the mech. Then he makes a beeline for the baloney, but the mech promptly glitches out, throwing all three TTS voices out of the mech. In doing this, the object flies out of the mech. But it is nowhere to be found.
Instead, the object has transformed Golden Flumpty's mech into a horrible abomination of circuitry that actually is so messed up it can't even do anything. Everyone proceeds to call in their strongest weapons. ROFL-6 Nerve Gas is deployed, as well as the Really Sucky Virus and DARO
Capsules, and Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms, and the entire Museum of Ancient Jokes, and the NSA Jail. Then every Diarrhea Death Star model appears, firing their lazors at the mech. Then the Plescia and the Equalizer come in, wreck the mech, then summon the Supreme AI, the Supreme Mainframe, Tsiklon, and the Angry Blue People's real leader, Mr. Skullbones, which bring over the Communist Linux Penguin Army, the entirety of Virussia, all the Horribly Deformed Midget Pig Monkeys with Automatic Firearms, and the Angry Blue People.Every TTS character then fires their firearms at the mech for a good ten seconds before it explodes, including the ones that weren't mentioned. Except Mr. Information Robot Mk. 1337, he's dead. Then they all demanifest.
Project Thymium BETA v0.1.
>Sukard: ???
You recall someone called "Nekochromia." She was one of those Arch-Sues you fought before (after? during?) this war happened. You think she was their leader. You also recall her being in love with your son, Mardek, in some of the loops of this timeline. But as far as you know, Mardek refused her. He always refused.
>Sukard: Stop recalling and do something!
Nope, action already taken. But you do equip the Blackwatch Scarf.
--Boosts--
+2 Sp33d0n
+1 Pricey
--Inventory--
Ircucvci (Level 10)
Aequo Animo (Level 10)
Diversity (Level 10)
Terra Shatterer (Level 11)
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
Concentrated Avaritine (Level 9)
Amethyst Flame (Level 10)
Magetear Droplet (Level 15)
Acras Tuner (Level 20)
Slightly Ornate Sword (Level 7)
Infinite Power (Level 13)
Saint The Nonsapient God of Flamethrowers in Flamethrower Form, Champion of Holy Cleansing Fire (aka the Spray And Pray) (Level 10)
CELPH-X-IXIS (Level 0)
SORD... (aka Stop Obliterating Reality, Dumbgorillas) (Level 0)
Moldy Energy Sword (Level 4)
Dormant Hammer (Level 20)
Blackwatch Scarf (Level 0)
--Charges--
The Array: 25/50
The First Cure to the AGP Ever: 45/50
Mercenary First Contact: 22/50
--Alchemies--
Glowing Orb && Shapeshifter Module || UU-Matter && Otherworldly Rune (Thorium Mod mount) && Light Majjyks-Infused Glass Shard && Essence of Tumblr = Cancerform (Level 10) (3/6)
OVER 9000 FANDOMS, ONE FORM. This orb just randomly changes to weapons from different fandoms at random intervals. Even the sord... But if your luck is externally assisted, this can be dangerous. To the enemy team.
(Ircucvci && Breaker Blade (Terraria) || Tavros' Lance) && (Luminite Chunk && Edgium Chunk) && RWBY: Volumes 1-3 = Moonbreak (Level ?) (1/?)
A black and teal greatsword, empowered by Adam Taurus' Semblance that lets him transfer damage taken into bonus damage for a single hit, and the suffering, sadness and salt of every RWBY fan after watching Volume 3. Also very effective at cutting off limbs.
Ircucvci /\/ = Caledfwlch (Level 10) (2/6)
The sister sword to Ircucvci, both forged by the legendary unnamed Blacksmith that later went on to create War. Its plain white form with a circular pommel resembling a cueball belies its true power. Caledfwlch shares some of Ircucvci's powers over time, though trades slight ice powers for slight fire powers, harnessing the sickest burns for the most lethal verbal smackdowns you've ever seen. Either way, though, the blade itself is the real calling point. Unlike Ircucvci's invincible blade, which can withstand any force brought against it, Caledfwlch's edge is so sharp that it's not only just excessively sharp, but due to its construction, can rend the concept of invulnerability and immortality around it, and in general rend the forces of plot. This makes it ideal against anything with any protection from either plot force, and has time and again showed up as a sword used to beat back Agents, as well as one of the only tools capable of bringing harm to Lord English, among other vaunted abilities. It has shown up time and again across fiction, in different hands and occasionally by different names. Caledfwlch is the true and first name of this legendary weapon, though some more informally refer to it by its most popular name, Excalibur.
PREVIEW: Ircucvci && Caledfwlch = ???
you asked for it boi
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Hezetor
Terrarian
Hezetor takes another free alchemy/object/OP power from the chimney.
Hezetor tries again to reason with Hezalyna, maybe this this time he will be more lucky.
Hezetor: If I've heard correctly you cursed creatures all believe to frequent some sort of high school, correct? Then from the moment you could use the gift of sentience you would have know that all of that is just a mere illusion, because if you have my memories you should perfectly know that there wasn't a single school that we/I/you attended when we were young.
Think about this, what could ever be the point in someone like me attending a school, just the idea, just the sequence of words makes no sense. Not only this, but you should know that instead of wasting immense amount of time secluded in a school I prefer to harvest information from the minds of others, much more effective, much more quick, the concept of a being like you, like me in that kind of situation is a plain unreality.
Hezetor: What is reality to you? Spending all eternity in a school and making friends? Oh really? Do you even begin to realize how foolish this idea is? What is the point of staying in a school for eternity? And then, what is the point of having friends of the likes of the other cursed creatures like you? An aimless spread of a nonsensical curse, foolishness that has to be stopped.
Think about it, if all inhabitants of reality are turned in creatures cursed like you and all the universe is a single giant school then nothing will ever change, nothing will be new, there will be nothing worth knowing, nothing worth controlling, nothing worth owning, what is the point of a reality like that? What is the point in an existence that is forever static never changing and without aim? I tell you, there is no point, there is no meaning in an existence like that and you should perfectly know it like I know it.
Hezetor: Now that this is clear do you begin to realize the impossible reality in witch you have taken refuge? Think about this, if you refuge outside the world how can you influence it? How can you live a life that doesn't exist? How can you exist outside everything else? How can you hope to own something, to become more, to reach your apex, to fight destiny, to influence reality, to do even the most simple or insignificant thing if you refuse reality? Simple you can't and that's it, now realize this and return to your senses, I'm sick of your mad babbling. Talk to me. Talk to me with proper language and proper respect for who I'm. Speak to me as Hezetor should.
Red Sun Module /\/ = Green Sun Module Level 15: 5/8
Preview: Scalebrine && Caldefwlch = ?
Also while I'm at this:
Preview: Caldefwlch && Sword of Sunder Absorption +5 && The Defination && Module = ??
And yes, modules are cool enough to deserve a spot in all my alchemies.
37/50
15/50
10/50
I assist Revan 3 times.
Charge bank: +7 (tazz) +8 (Toast, Talist, Pricey), 2 (RRevenant)
Hezetor tries again to reason with Hezalyna, maybe this this time he will be more lucky.
Hezetor: If I've heard correctly you cursed creatures all believe to frequent some sort of high school, correct? Then from the moment you could use the gift of sentience you would have know that all of that is just a mere illusion, because if you have my memories you should perfectly know that there wasn't a single school that we/I/you attended when we were young.
Think about this, what could ever be the point in someone like me attending a school, just the idea, just the sequence of words makes no sense. Not only this, but you should know that instead of wasting immense amount of time secluded in a school I prefer to harvest information from the minds of others, much more effective, much more quick, the concept of a being like you, like me in that kind of situation is a plain unreality.
Hezetor: What is reality to you? Spending all eternity in a school and making friends? Oh really? Do you even begin to realize how foolish this idea is? What is the point of staying in a school for eternity? And then, what is the point of having friends of the likes of the other cursed creatures like you? An aimless spread of a nonsensical curse, foolishness that has to be stopped.
Think about it, if all inhabitants of reality are turned in creatures cursed like you and all the universe is a single giant school then nothing will ever change, nothing will be new, there will be nothing worth knowing, nothing worth controlling, nothing worth owning, what is the point of a reality like that? What is the point in an existence that is forever static never changing and without aim? I tell you, there is no point, there is no meaning in an existence like that and you should perfectly know it like I know it.
Hezetor: Now that this is clear do you begin to realize the impossible reality in witch you have taken refuge? Think about this, if you refuge outside the world how can you influence it? How can you live a life that doesn't exist? How can you exist outside everything else? How can you hope to own something, to become more, to reach your apex, to fight destiny, to influence reality, to do even the most simple or insignificant thing if you refuse reality? Simple you can't and that's it, now realize this and return to your senses, I'm sick of your mad babbling. Talk to me. Talk to me with proper language and proper respect for who I'm. Speak to me as Hezetor should.
Red Sun Module /\/ = Green Sun Module Level 15: 5/8
Preview: Scalebrine && Caldefwlch = ?
Also while I'm at this:
Preview: Caldefwlch && Sword of Sunder Absorption +5 && The Defination && Module = ??
And yes, modules are cool enough to deserve a spot in all my alchemies.
37/50
15/50
10/50
I assist Revan 3 times.
Charge bank: +7 (tazz) +8 (Toast, Talist, Pricey), 2 (RRevenant)
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The Flaming Toast
Terrarian
~Charges~
Eris Cordis. 18/20
All-Purpose. 13/50
The Dreamer. 17/25
+1 to Darkside, +1 to Talist, +1 to Ire.
~Alchemy~
None.
~Action~
I advance my IDLETECH to new heights!
>IDLETECH LEVEL 7: QUIETLY EXISTING.
Eris Cordis. 18/20
All-Purpose. 13/50
The Dreamer. 17/25
+1 to Darkside, +1 to Talist, +1 to Ire.
~Alchemy~
None.
~Action~
I advance my IDLETECH to new heights!
>IDLETECH LEVEL 7: QUIETLY EXISTING.
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50/50 Avatar Project (held until I figure out some stats)
15/50 Random Objects Theory (+1 me, +1 EXOS)
9/50 Paradoxical Charge Of Confusion (+1 me)
So from what I understand, I overloaded the Avatar body and drained it quite a bit. I can probably bring it onto the field with a levelling system to get its power back, however.
But right now, I need to harass UserZero. I order EXOS to search through the Paths Database with the keyword "August Prince", then stall UserZero by throwing page 30 of DTG: Origins at her, trapping her in a pile of useless nullposts.
I think I know what you're planning. August Prince's ability means that any action with direct intent to harm him or impair him cannot be executed. In addition, analysis from PRT field operatives shows that it goes at least three levels meta: actions that would indirectly lead to harm, or lead to another person harming him indirectly, or try to trick him into harming himself, or even a complicated chain of having a person give another operative a codeword that tells that operative to tell another operative to bomb August Prince's location, are all blocked. In addition, there are no ways to resist it: he was the reason why Scion didn't just blow up the planet, because Scion would have harmed him in the process.
The thing is, I can't mind-control him. Even if I did have enough power to do it (which I do not at this point), his power would stop me. You're going to need to execute one of the Paths to recruit him. Did any of those Paths list a way to recruit him?
Yes, but I'm going to have to improvise some of it.
Thankfully, after heading into SCP-826, EXOS manages to recruit August Prince by telling him just how much he would be trolling UserZero by. EXOS also gives him a few devices that he requested, as well.
So, the instant UserZero escapes the nullposts, August Prince teleports right up to her and just grabs her. He then begins to taunt her while she is unable to do anything.
"Well, as you can see, you can't exactly do anything right now. My power stops you from harming me, breaking away from my grab, or even trying to just drag me, and I picked up some tinkertech that locks down all teleportation within a fairly large radius. Normally I would just kill you while everyone watches powerlessly, but I feel like it would be more funny to just force you to watch as you can't do anything to stop your defeat."
Of course, it wouldn't be an attack strategy without a bunch of contingency plans. So here they are:
15/50 Random Objects Theory (+1 me, +1 EXOS)
9/50 Paradoxical Charge Of Confusion (+1 me)
So from what I understand, I overloaded the Avatar body and drained it quite a bit. I can probably bring it onto the field with a levelling system to get its power back, however.
But right now, I need to harass UserZero. I order EXOS to search through the Paths Database with the keyword "August Prince", then stall UserZero by throwing page 30 of DTG: Origins at her, trapping her in a pile of useless nullposts.
I think I know what you're planning. August Prince's ability means that any action with direct intent to harm him or impair him cannot be executed. In addition, analysis from PRT field operatives shows that it goes at least three levels meta: actions that would indirectly lead to harm, or lead to another person harming him indirectly, or try to trick him into harming himself, or even a complicated chain of having a person give another operative a codeword that tells that operative to tell another operative to bomb August Prince's location, are all blocked. In addition, there are no ways to resist it: he was the reason why Scion didn't just blow up the planet, because Scion would have harmed him in the process.
The thing is, I can't mind-control him. Even if I did have enough power to do it (which I do not at this point), his power would stop me. You're going to need to execute one of the Paths to recruit him. Did any of those Paths list a way to recruit him?
Yes, but I'm going to have to improvise some of it.
Thankfully, after heading into SCP-826, EXOS manages to recruit August Prince by telling him just how much he would be trolling UserZero by. EXOS also gives him a few devices that he requested, as well.
So, the instant UserZero escapes the nullposts, August Prince teleports right up to her and just grabs her. He then begins to taunt her while she is unable to do anything.
"Well, as you can see, you can't exactly do anything right now. My power stops you from harming me, breaking away from my grab, or even trying to just drag me, and I picked up some tinkertech that locks down all teleportation within a fairly large radius. Normally I would just kill you while everyone watches powerlessly, but I feel like it would be more funny to just force you to watch as you can't do anything to stop your defeat."
Of course, it wouldn't be an attack strategy without a bunch of contingency plans. So here they are:
- If UserZero somehow escapes anyways, August Prince reverses the polarity of his anti-teleportation system (technically, its polarity was already reversed, as it started out as a teleportation system and got turned into an anti-teleportation system) to turn it into a teleportation device to either pursue and attempt to grab her again, or teleport around and disrupt her attacks by getting in the way.
- If UserZero attempts to outlast him or make him give up by just waiting, August Prince is provided with food and entertainment by the new EXOS Entertainment Drone. (Seriously EXOS, why do you have an entertainment drone? Like what sort of reasoning did you have for it when you made it? At least it might come in handy here).
- If August Prince gets bored despite having an Entertainment Drone providing him, he pulls out a nano-blade knife and stabs UserZero with it repeatedly.
- If he somehow gets harmed or killed despite having a ridiculously overpowered way to shut down any attempts to harm him, he teleports out (using a failsafe in his teleportation system if he gets killed) and is fully healed (including being brought back from the dead if necessary) by the Drone Factory's Organic Repair Facility.
- If a later attacker uses his pin to line up an attack on UserZero that would have the side effect of harming him, August Prince is told to teleport away. The thing is, he might not do it.
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Talist
Terrarian
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity. This is going to be tossed and reworked fairly soon anyway, though.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: MIND
Tokens: (8, 4, 7) (+2 science from finishing charge)
Total Tokens (14, 12, 13)
Commands:
Zerisk: Uh... Murderous Crusade?
Mikoto: Mikoto does nothing so he can deliver the TP and not die. If they can, all the drones attack G.Flumpty. If G.Flumpty is dead, target the Beaver instead. If that happens, then Mikoto delivering the TP was all just a ploy to get the Beaver vulnerable to the drones.
Quick flow chart for if you want to attack Mikoto optimally:
Is his Fabric Strength at or above 3?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h5tJ5Beb4tvl5H0WfiTTWmxQ_1hUAUWMyQWFJQCtm4I/edit?usp=sharing
State at End of Turn:
Mikoto: 110,000/120,000 HP. 140,000/140,000 True HP. Concentration: 16/45. Rooms: Watsonian Glass Nightmare Guardians (24,000/24,000 HP)>Vitals Targeting Darkfire Surge with a Subconscious Dark duct taped to it (31,000/31,000 HP)>Psychic Blazing Nightmare Guardians (25,500/25,500 HP)>Freudian Rogerian Hall of Hope (42,000/42,000 HP)>LOCKED. Fabric Strength: 3/7. M-MURDER: III Gail: 40,000/40,000 HP. Favor: 8. Wrath: 0
Gains 4 C and 2 N per turn baseline. Gain 1N if Gail ends the turn at full HP. Gain +2C if Mikoto ends the turn at 100,000 or above.
Current defenses: 66% for first attack, 56% for second, 47% for third, 38% for fourth onwards for non-debuffed attackers
If the attacker has a debuff, 59% for first attack, 50% for second, 42% for third, 34% for fourth onwards.
Sources: 3% (glass) + 8% (times however many attacks he's already taken. nightmare guardians) + 6% (Watsonian) + ----> + 7% * 1.3 (Subconscious Dark, 1 empty room. Boosted by Vitals Targeting) + 7% * 1.3 (Darkfire Lance. Boosted by Vitals Targeting) + ----> + 8% (times however many attacks he's already taken. nightmare guardians) + 12% (Blazing) + ----> + 2% (Rogerian) + 2% (times number of Sun parts, total of 10%)
Funnily enough, some of Mikoto's defense stats actually went down when he added more rooms. The subconscious dark room lost some of its punch.
Purchased thingies:
Subconscious Dark (part. It's one of the things I added during the turn delay)
Hall of Hope (part)
Glyph of Focus (+1 C per turn, +5 maximum C)
Nice chat with Richard
... This might end up being a bi-turnly thing.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
So... I participated in a PTOTW thing with 5 other people, so that's a total of +20. I use that alongside my MOAR CHARGES charge, which is at 20, for a total of 40 charge, in an attempt to sane Yukki. ACTIVATE FUZZY ANIMAL SYMPATHY MACHINE! ... We'll say this happened before the Veteran talked to Richard.
The Veteran didn’t usually interfere with what he considered to be Mikoto’s duties, but here, he was going to make an exception. Gail wasn’t supposed to be here, but because she was, something had to be done, and it had to be done while Mikoto was gone. The Veteran left his mech by the foot of the mountain, and climbed up to see Inari and Gail.
Inari finished the pictures, letting Gail sigh and drop her posing. Breaking a smile, Gail glanced up at Inari, who was now jabbing at the communicator like it had just told an inappropriate joke. Gail had a little well of happiness bubbling up inside her, and it splashed out through her words.
“Was… that good?” (translated)
However, Inari pretended to not hear her until she tried again in English, happily stumbling over her own words, like each syllable was harder to navigate than the mountain she was on top of.
“That… was good?”
Hearing Gail speak in English, Inari spoke up, still fiddling with the communicator.
“Oh yeah, that was nice. Good job here.”
Before Gail could ask another question, a voice behind her spoke up.
“Inari? May I please speak to Gail alone?”
Hearing a foreign voice, Inari’s head shot up, but then realized it was the Veteran.
”Huh? … Okay. Gail, you can go with him if you’d like.”
Still cheerful, Gail wandered over to the Veteran and followed him down into a small cave, away from Inari, but more importantly away from Mikoto. Sighing, the Veteran knelt down to be closer to Gail’s eye level.
“Listen. This world, this place, is dangerous. You cannot rely on Mikoto all the time. You need something for yourself.”
With that, he took out Limit Found and showed her it. Instinctively, Gail shied away from the pistol. While she had a plastic, replica flint lock pistol in her costume’s holster, she knew that was fake, and this one the Veteran held was real, oh so very real. But still, she asked,
“Ah… … w-what… it… what is it?”
“It’s a… It’s a weapon. And, sadly, it’s very easy to use. You hold it like this.”
He showed Gail how to hold the pistol, skillfully flipping it around in his hand.
“Point it, and then pull the lever towards you. I’m sure you’ll understand the intricacies in it as well. But first, I need you to promise me two things. First, promise me that you will NEVER point this at anything or take it out unless something is going to hurt you and you CANNOT escape from it. Understand?”
Her optimism fading, Gail nodded somberly.
“… Please say it…”
“… ah… I pr-… promise… if you… th- think best…”
“Okay, second, promise me that you won’t show this to Mikoto, give it to him, or even tell him about it. If he knows you have it, he’ll want to take it away from you. If he asks you about it, please please lie. I don’t care what you tell him, just please don’t let him know about this. I know he means well, but he needs to be more practical.”
Feeling stiff and powerless, Gail nodded again.
“… I p-… promise you… … Wi- will it… will it keep… me safe?”
The Veteran sighs deeply.
“… Sadly… yes. I think it will. Again, it’s a weapon, an instrument of violence. When used, whatever safety it gives you, it takes double from another. Weapons don’t bring life. They don’t bring joy. They bring death. Using one is never a privilege. It’s a burden; a weight; a responsibility.”
Finally, he flips the pistol around and, holding it by the barrel, offers it to Gail.
“And above all else, don’t feel like having a weapon makes you above anything. It doesn’t.“
Gail doesn’t take it, but instead shifts the mask of her costume up and fidgets uncomfortably with her tail, so the Veteran quietly takes away Gail’s toy flintlock and replaces it with Limit Found, closing the holster so that it couldn’t be seen.
“I’m sorry. I hope one day you’ll be able to forgive me for this. Plus, I hope you’ll abuse weapons less than me. So please keep it, and stay by Inari for now.”
And after that, he turned around and started to leave. Stunned and stuttering, Gail tried to call out to the Veteran, call out to object, call out to stop him from leaving.
“W- … wait… I- … agh… please!“
But she spoke too softly, too meekly, and the Veteran was already gone, having left to return to the hypocrisy of war. She suddenly felt sick, with an intense weight in her costume holster. Gingerly, carefully, she took out Limit Found and stared at it, like it was something barbed, vile, and blighted. To her, the pistol radiated an intense aura of malice—horrible and evil—like the mathematical symbols on it that were oh so familiar to her were instead cruel and intricate traps releasing noxious poison into the air. The poisonous aura it held sapped Gail’s strength, leaving the pistol feel heavier than the stone around her.
Holding back tears, she threw the wicked thing across the cave, leaving it to bounce pointlessly off the wall and lie on the ground like an unsprung trap. Suddenly crushed under the weight of months and years of mistake, guilt, and grief, all sparked by the thought of having to use such a terrible weapon again, Gail collapsed on the cold dead stone, hid her eyes with her paws, and started to cry.
She stayed like that for a long time, letting out soft sobs that echoed in the darkness. Eventually, mercifully, she heard a voice above her.
“Gail. Come on. Get up. You’ll feel better in the fresh air.”
After pulling Gail to her feet, Inari half led, half dragged Gail outside the cave and sat next to her until she finally stopped crying.
“Take your time. We can talk when you feel ready.”
Still gasping for air, Gail glanced back over her shoulder at the cave, where the remnant of the past remained. She didn’t deserve to wield such power, such force. She simply couldn’t.
Because Gail didn’t respond, Inari gently got up and walked over to where she had left the communicator, and realized that she had left it to record, so it had captured Gail’s crying. Taking it over to Gail, she asked,
“Before anything else, do you mind if I use this recording? It could help, but I know how selfish this sounds.
Gail shrugged somberly and lied down on the ground, occasionally glancing up at Inari. So Inari sits down next to her, and looks over the battlefield with her.
Later on, because I have the inherent Roxxanne advantage of using cute furry animals, I show Yukki-Chan the recorded video. This part isn’t very descriptive, but THE SYMBOLISM! AND EMOTION!
If I can, use Water World on the AGP faction.
Alchemy and charges:
Paper || Silk && (Gold Thread && Lapis Lazuli) = Regal Paper 3/?? (higher quality paper for glyph making)
Paper || (Light Grey Ink && Quartz && Gold) = Glyph of Purity (Cure debuffs. I started making this before, but stopped for some reason.) 3/??
Word Choice && "The Emotion Thesaurus" && "The Positive Trait Thesaurus" && "The Negative Trait Thesaurus" (these are all books I got for Christmas) = Luxiconic Guide 2/??
Got +3 (not counting PTOW). +2 to Toast, +1 to Krill
I hope I don't have to use this (for it's original purpose): 39/50
MOAR CHARGES: 20/20 SPENT
We never stop charging stuff. Ever: 9/50
Class Tracking:
Attitude: MIND
Tokens: (8, 4, 7) (+2 science from finishing charge)
Total Tokens (14, 12, 13)
Commands:
Zerisk: Uh... Murderous Crusade?
Mikoto: Mikoto does nothing so he can deliver the TP and not die. If they can, all the drones attack G.Flumpty. If G.Flumpty is dead, target the Beaver instead. If that happens, then Mikoto delivering the TP was all just a ploy to get the Beaver vulnerable to the drones.
Quick flow chart for if you want to attack Mikoto optimally:
Is his Fabric Strength at or above 3?
Is his normal HP above 0?
Attack his normal HP. Once it hits 0, you can target his rooms.
Target whichever room in his mindscape dungeon you think is the most important.
Attack his true HP. Unless you think he has too many defenses for that to be effective, in which case restart this flow chart but pretend his Fabric Strength is above 2.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h5tJ5Beb4tvl5H0WfiTTWmxQ_1hUAUWMyQWFJQCtm4I/edit?usp=sharing
State at End of Turn:
Mikoto: 110,000/120,000 HP. 140,000/140,000 True HP. Concentration: 16/45. Rooms: Watsonian Glass Nightmare Guardians (24,000/24,000 HP)>Vitals Targeting Darkfire Surge with a Subconscious Dark duct taped to it (31,000/31,000 HP)>Psychic Blazing Nightmare Guardians (25,500/25,500 HP)>Freudian Rogerian Hall of Hope (42,000/42,000 HP)>LOCKED. Fabric Strength: 3/7. M-MURDER: III Gail: 40,000/40,000 HP. Favor: 8. Wrath: 0
Gains 4 C and 2 N per turn baseline. Gain 1N if Gail ends the turn at full HP. Gain +2C if Mikoto ends the turn at 100,000 or above.
Current defenses: 66% for first attack, 56% for second, 47% for third, 38% for fourth onwards for non-debuffed attackers
If the attacker has a debuff, 59% for first attack, 50% for second, 42% for third, 34% for fourth onwards.
Sources: 3% (glass) + 8% (times however many attacks he's already taken. nightmare guardians) + 6% (Watsonian) + ----> + 7% * 1.3 (Subconscious Dark, 1 empty room. Boosted by Vitals Targeting) + 7% * 1.3 (Darkfire Lance. Boosted by Vitals Targeting) + ----> + 8% (times however many attacks he's already taken. nightmare guardians) + 12% (Blazing) + ----> + 2% (Rogerian) + 2% (times number of Sun parts, total of 10%)
Funnily enough, some of Mikoto's defense stats actually went down when he added more rooms. The subconscious dark room lost some of its punch.
Purchased thingies:
Subconscious Dark (part. It's one of the things I added during the turn delay)
Hall of Hope (part)
Glyph of Focus (+1 C per turn, +5 maximum C)
Nice chat with Richard
... This might end up being a bi-turnly thing.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
So... I participated in a PTOTW thing with 5 other people, so that's a total of +20. I use that alongside my MOAR CHARGES charge, which is at 20, for a total of 40 charge, in an attempt to sane Yukki. ACTIVATE FUZZY ANIMAL SYMPATHY MACHINE! ... We'll say this happened before the Veteran talked to Richard.
The Veteran didn’t usually interfere with what he considered to be Mikoto’s duties, but here, he was going to make an exception. Gail wasn’t supposed to be here, but because she was, something had to be done, and it had to be done while Mikoto was gone. The Veteran left his mech by the foot of the mountain, and climbed up to see Inari and Gail.
Inari finished the pictures, letting Gail sigh and drop her posing. Breaking a smile, Gail glanced up at Inari, who was now jabbing at the communicator like it had just told an inappropriate joke. Gail had a little well of happiness bubbling up inside her, and it splashed out through her words.
“Was… that good?” (translated)
However, Inari pretended to not hear her until she tried again in English, happily stumbling over her own words, like each syllable was harder to navigate than the mountain she was on top of.
“That… was good?”
Hearing Gail speak in English, Inari spoke up, still fiddling with the communicator.
“Oh yeah, that was nice. Good job here.”
Before Gail could ask another question, a voice behind her spoke up.
“Inari? May I please speak to Gail alone?”
Hearing a foreign voice, Inari’s head shot up, but then realized it was the Veteran.
”Huh? … Okay. Gail, you can go with him if you’d like.”
Still cheerful, Gail wandered over to the Veteran and followed him down into a small cave, away from Inari, but more importantly away from Mikoto. Sighing, the Veteran knelt down to be closer to Gail’s eye level.
“Listen. This world, this place, is dangerous. You cannot rely on Mikoto all the time. You need something for yourself.”
With that, he took out Limit Found and showed her it. Instinctively, Gail shied away from the pistol. While she had a plastic, replica flint lock pistol in her costume’s holster, she knew that was fake, and this one the Veteran held was real, oh so very real. But still, she asked,
“Ah… … w-what… it… what is it?”
“It’s a… It’s a weapon. And, sadly, it’s very easy to use. You hold it like this.”
He showed Gail how to hold the pistol, skillfully flipping it around in his hand.
“Point it, and then pull the lever towards you. I’m sure you’ll understand the intricacies in it as well. But first, I need you to promise me two things. First, promise me that you will NEVER point this at anything or take it out unless something is going to hurt you and you CANNOT escape from it. Understand?”
Her optimism fading, Gail nodded somberly.
“… Please say it…”
“… ah… I pr-… promise… if you… th- think best…”
“Okay, second, promise me that you won’t show this to Mikoto, give it to him, or even tell him about it. If he knows you have it, he’ll want to take it away from you. If he asks you about it, please please lie. I don’t care what you tell him, just please don’t let him know about this. I know he means well, but he needs to be more practical.”
Feeling stiff and powerless, Gail nodded again.
“… I p-… promise you… … Wi- will it… will it keep… me safe?”
The Veteran sighs deeply.
“… Sadly… yes. I think it will. Again, it’s a weapon, an instrument of violence. When used, whatever safety it gives you, it takes double from another. Weapons don’t bring life. They don’t bring joy. They bring death. Using one is never a privilege. It’s a burden; a weight; a responsibility.”
Finally, he flips the pistol around and, holding it by the barrel, offers it to Gail.
“And above all else, don’t feel like having a weapon makes you above anything. It doesn’t.“
Gail doesn’t take it, but instead shifts the mask of her costume up and fidgets uncomfortably with her tail, so the Veteran quietly takes away Gail’s toy flintlock and replaces it with Limit Found, closing the holster so that it couldn’t be seen.
“I’m sorry. I hope one day you’ll be able to forgive me for this. Plus, I hope you’ll abuse weapons less than me. So please keep it, and stay by Inari for now.”
And after that, he turned around and started to leave. Stunned and stuttering, Gail tried to call out to the Veteran, call out to object, call out to stop him from leaving.
“W- … wait… I- … agh… please!“
But she spoke too softly, too meekly, and the Veteran was already gone, having left to return to the hypocrisy of war. She suddenly felt sick, with an intense weight in her costume holster. Gingerly, carefully, she took out Limit Found and stared at it, like it was something barbed, vile, and blighted. To her, the pistol radiated an intense aura of malice—horrible and evil—like the mathematical symbols on it that were oh so familiar to her were instead cruel and intricate traps releasing noxious poison into the air. The poisonous aura it held sapped Gail’s strength, leaving the pistol feel heavier than the stone around her.
Holding back tears, she threw the wicked thing across the cave, leaving it to bounce pointlessly off the wall and lie on the ground like an unsprung trap. Suddenly crushed under the weight of months and years of mistake, guilt, and grief, all sparked by the thought of having to use such a terrible weapon again, Gail collapsed on the cold dead stone, hid her eyes with her paws, and started to cry.
She stayed like that for a long time, letting out soft sobs that echoed in the darkness. Eventually, mercifully, she heard a voice above her.
“Gail. Come on. Get up. You’ll feel better in the fresh air.”
After pulling Gail to her feet, Inari half led, half dragged Gail outside the cave and sat next to her until she finally stopped crying.
“Take your time. We can talk when you feel ready.”
Still gasping for air, Gail glanced back over her shoulder at the cave, where the remnant of the past remained. She didn’t deserve to wield such power, such force. She simply couldn’t.
Because Gail didn’t respond, Inari gently got up and walked over to where she had left the communicator, and realized that she had left it to record, so it had captured Gail’s crying. Taking it over to Gail, she asked,
“Before anything else, do you mind if I use this recording? It could help, but I know how selfish this sounds.
Gail shrugged somberly and lied down on the ground, occasionally glancing up at Inari. So Inari sits down next to her, and looks over the battlefield with her.
Later on, because I have the inherent Roxxanne advantage of using cute furry animals, I show Yukki-Chan the recorded video. This part isn’t very descriptive, but THE SYMBOLISM! AND EMOTION!
If I can, use Water World on the AGP faction.
Alchemy and charges:
Paper || Silk && (Gold Thread && Lapis Lazuli) = Regal Paper 3/?? (higher quality paper for glyph making)
Paper || (Light Grey Ink && Quartz && Gold) = Glyph of Purity (Cure debuffs. I started making this before, but stopped for some reason.) 3/??
Word Choice && "The Emotion Thesaurus" && "The Positive Trait Thesaurus" && "The Negative Trait Thesaurus" (these are all books I got for Christmas) = Luxiconic Guide 2/??
Got +3 (not counting PTOW). +2 to Toast, +1 to Krill
I hope I don't have to use this (for it's original purpose): 39/50
MOAR CHARGES: 20/20 SPENT
We never stop charging stuff. Ever: 9/50
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crystalcat
Terrarian
==Turn 2==
Level 9.
Ante Matter: 183,000/195,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
The Abyss: 16/50.
The Light: 16/50.
Project Take Over The World: 1/5.
+3 to TwinBuilder.
(Magetear Droplet && Vial of Abyssal Ink) && Amethyst Flame == Burning Sign 5/8 (Level 15)
Hazel Rod && Modular Spell Programmer && Amethyst Flame = Universal Spell Programmer 4/11 (Level 20)
(Stylus && Ophidium) && Magetear Droplet == Kondýli 4/9 (Level 16)
==Action/RP==
Crystal pulls out an Orb of Sanity, from the far-behind wildlands of DTG2, and fits it into a Wave Motion Gun he pulled out of nowhere. He aims the gun at Yuuki-chan and fires, a beam of concentrated sanity smashing into her, dealing no damage and instead restoring her sanity.
==Entities==
See my previous post.
Level 9.
Ante Matter: 183,000/195,000.
Hollow Suit 1 - Ante Up: Grants a minicrit to anything. Consumes 10,000 Ante Matter.
Hollow Suit 2 - Heartless: Grants a crit to the user of the ability. Consumes 15,000 Ante Matter.
Hollow Suit 3 - Blood Diamond: Grants a crit to another player, vulnerable or no. Consumes 15,000 Ante Matter.
Hollow Suit 4 - Gravedigger: Grants a crit to an entity. Consumes 15,000 Ante Matter.
Hollow Suit 5 - Grapes of Wrath: Grants two minicrits to anything -- can minicrit one entity twice or two entities once each. Consumes 15,000 Ante Matter.
Hollow Suit 2 - Heartless: Grants a crit to the user of the ability. Consumes 15,000 Ante Matter.
Hollow Suit 3 - Blood Diamond: Grants a crit to another player, vulnerable or no. Consumes 15,000 Ante Matter.
Hollow Suit 4 - Gravedigger: Grants a crit to an entity. Consumes 15,000 Ante Matter.
Hollow Suit 5 - Grapes of Wrath: Grants two minicrits to anything -- can minicrit one entity twice or two entities once each. Consumes 15,000 Ante Matter.
==Alchemies/Charges==
The Abyss: 16/50.
The Light: 16/50.
Project Take Over The World: 1/5.
+3 to TwinBuilder.
(Magetear Droplet && Vial of Abyssal Ink) && Amethyst Flame == Burning Sign 5/8 (Level 15)
Hazel Rod && Modular Spell Programmer && Amethyst Flame = Universal Spell Programmer 4/11 (Level 20)
(Stylus && Ophidium) && Magetear Droplet == Kondýli 4/9 (Level 16)
==Action/RP==
Crystal pulls out an Orb of Sanity, from the far-behind wildlands of DTG2, and fits it into a Wave Motion Gun he pulled out of nowhere. He aims the gun at Yuuki-chan and fires, a beam of concentrated sanity smashing into her, dealing no damage and instead restoring her sanity.
==Entities==
See my previous post.
gladiusAssailant
Steampunker
=Post (1/2)=
(38 / 50) Lightswitch Rave
(26 / 50) NaClestial Impact (+4, Star, Toast)
+3, Star
=Focused Action=
The Sleuth steps out of his mecha, and hooks a tow cable to it. He then turns a bunch of Armistyxes into one of those redstone-slime-piston "engines", hooks the tow cable to the engine, and tows the Boomstick Birdie away. Once the Boomstick Birdie is safe (or at least a good 300~ blocks from Flumpty), the Sleuth pulls out a wrench, and proceeds to open up the ammunition hatches on both of his guns. While normally the weapons would be automatically reloaded, he can't exactly do that with his mech hacked, can he?
The Sleuth then drills into the earth with yet another Armistyx, and re-emerges some time later with loads and loads of iron, and somehow nothing else. Creating a quick workshop using some string, three rabbits, a megaphone, and a workshop, the Sleuth gets to work producing ammunition for the Boomstick Birdie. He creates and enchants several shotgun shells, somehow entirely comprised out of iron. He then goes and slaughters some creepers, obtaining a quick shot of gunpowder for each round. He fills every shell to the brim with gunpowder, then tosses all of those shotgun shells into bigger shotgun shells with more gunpowder because that's how the Big Mac's ammunition is made, totally.
The Sleuth carefully loads the rounds into the mecha. Once all that's done, the Sleuth paints a :mspa: onto both of his Big Mac's, and heads off to the battlefield to access the Chimney. He takes whatever he's allowed to take, then proceeds to cartwheel all the way back to his mecha so that he can pilot it again next turn.
(38 / 50) Lightswitch Rave
(26 / 50) NaClestial Impact (+4, Star, Toast)
+3, Star
=Focused Action=
The Sleuth steps out of his mecha, and hooks a tow cable to it. He then turns a bunch of Armistyxes into one of those redstone-slime-piston "engines", hooks the tow cable to the engine, and tows the Boomstick Birdie away. Once the Boomstick Birdie is safe (or at least a good 300~ blocks from Flumpty), the Sleuth pulls out a wrench, and proceeds to open up the ammunition hatches on both of his guns. While normally the weapons would be automatically reloaded, he can't exactly do that with his mech hacked, can he?
The Sleuth then drills into the earth with yet another Armistyx, and re-emerges some time later with loads and loads of iron, and somehow nothing else. Creating a quick workshop using some string, three rabbits, a megaphone, and a workshop, the Sleuth gets to work producing ammunition for the Boomstick Birdie. He creates and enchants several shotgun shells, somehow entirely comprised out of iron. He then goes and slaughters some creepers, obtaining a quick shot of gunpowder for each round. He fills every shell to the brim with gunpowder, then tosses all of those shotgun shells into bigger shotgun shells with more gunpowder because that's how the Big Mac's ammunition is made, totally.
The Sleuth carefully loads the rounds into the mecha. Once all that's done, the Sleuth paints a :mspa: onto both of his Big Mac's, and heads off to the battlefield to access the Chimney. He takes whatever he's allowed to take, then proceeds to cartwheel all the way back to his mecha so that he can pilot it again next turn.
Bomber57
Terrarian
--Charges & Alchemies--
Warped Conflagration: 7/50: ==================================================
Sunder: 50/50 : ================================================= [SAVING]
For One Who Is Gone: 5/50: ==================================================
+3 to Crystal
--Statistics--
Level: 3
Ante Matter: 36,000/125,000
Souls Collected: 3
Bomber aims the Nest's Metalstorms at Golden Flumpty and activates Overload. This attack is Focused!
Suddenly, the mech launches salvos of wasp-shaped missiles that have their stingers pointing forward to puncture any armor that gets in their way. It really looked like a swarm of giant, angry wasps. Right before impact, The Nest released a cloud of Laborer Wasps ready to enter through the holes the wasp missiles will leave in Golden Flumpty's armor. With the hull ruptured, the Laborer Wasps begin causing havoc in various parts of the innards of Flumpty's Ghostly Hallucinations Station. Any surviving wasps prepare to harvest Ante Matter before returning to the safety of The Nest.
Warped Conflagration: 7/50: ==================================================
Sunder: 50/50 : ================================================= [SAVING]
For One Who Is Gone: 5/50: ==================================================
+3 to Crystal
--Statistics--
Level: 3
Ante Matter: 36,000/125,000
Souls Collected: 3
Bomber aims the Nest's Metalstorms at Golden Flumpty and activates Overload. This attack is Focused!
Suddenly, the mech launches salvos of wasp-shaped missiles that have their stingers pointing forward to puncture any armor that gets in their way. It really looked like a swarm of giant, angry wasps. Right before impact, The Nest released a cloud of Laborer Wasps ready to enter through the holes the wasp missiles will leave in Golden Flumpty's armor. With the hull ruptured, the Laborer Wasps begin causing havoc in various parts of the innards of Flumpty's Ghostly Hallucinations Station. Any surviving wasps prepare to harvest Ante Matter before returning to the safety of The Nest.
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MrMirrorMan
Terrarian
[The Death Sentence && Poisoned Dagger && Revlover && Coffin = Gravebringer(Level 20)8/11]
[The Marks-Man && Slashademia && The Big Screen && 4D Glasses= Theater Teacher(Level 13)3/7]
[Gambler's Die && Mirror & Tarot Deck && Deck of Cards && Four-Leaf Clover= Luck of the Irish(Level 10) 3/6]
[ITEMS WITH CHARGES]
[The Rise 18/50 Hits 3 entities with attacks of alive entities. Heals 3 entities for the damage of 1 of the attacks OR heals one entity for the combined damage of all attacks ][divided by 2.]
[The Madness 17/50 Buffs 3 entities in same team. Gives buffed entities change to hit different entity to one selected that turn. Can't charge when entities are buffed.]
[The Fall 18/50 Uses attacks of 3 dead entities. Inflicts a 3 turn debuff 'Kamikaze' which causes an entity to inflict AoE damage on near by entities. Can't charge when enemies] [are debuffed.]
[Each has a 5 turn charge.]
[I give Yuuki-chan many cute things, and give the cute thing that JUICEbox killed a proper burial. I then use Gator Tooth, Metalstorm, and the Autocannons on Flumpty's] [Mech.I also use the Grail of Power to restore Yuuki-chan's sanity. I also apologize for my absence without any warning, and ask how everyone's Christmas was. ]
[Complete]
[Tarot Deck ~~~~ Loom =Scarf of Cards (in Richards possession)]
[Staple remover && Scissors && Three hole puncher && Sword = Slashademia (Level 7: 4/4 )]
[Pen && Highlighter && Pencil && Revolver = The Marks-Man (Level 7: 4/4)]
[Projector && Movie Real && 3D Glasses && Audio System=The Big Screen (Level 5)3/3 Complete]
[Guillotine && Executioner's Ax && Judge's Gavel && Jury's Votes=The Death Sentence(Level 13)7/7 +Complete+]
[Scythe && Occam's Razor && Schrodinger's Cat(Paper Copy) && Murphy's Law = What Will Go Wrong (Level 8, 5/5 +Complete+)]
[Wine && Purified Water && Potion of Strength && Goblet = Grail of Power (Level 7, 4/4)+Complete+]
[DEX: 4+1=4]
[PWR: 2=2]
[SPD: 5+2=7]
[DUR: 2-1+1+1=3]
[REC: 4=4]
[STR: 2+1=3]
[AZ] [Mr.MirrorMan] Lucky Souls Light Model: 210,000/225,000 HP. + 15,000 Regen (REC Bonus). 2 EMP AC. 29% Evasion (SPD Bonus). 25% Dodge Ignorance (DEX Bonus). +6,000 Strength. Gator Tooth: [1][∞]. Metalstorm [5/9]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Medium Drone 1: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [1/5]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Medium Drone 2: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [1/5]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Medium Drone 3: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [1/5]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Medium Drone 4: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [1/5]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
[The Marks-Man && Slashademia && The Big Screen && 4D Glasses= Theater Teacher(Level 13)3/7]
[Gambler's Die && Mirror & Tarot Deck && Deck of Cards && Four-Leaf Clover= Luck of the Irish(Level 10) 3/6]
[ITEMS WITH CHARGES]
[The Rise 18/50 Hits 3 entities with attacks of alive entities. Heals 3 entities for the damage of 1 of the attacks OR heals one entity for the combined damage of all attacks ][divided by 2.]
[The Madness 17/50 Buffs 3 entities in same team. Gives buffed entities change to hit different entity to one selected that turn. Can't charge when entities are buffed.]
[The Fall 18/50 Uses attacks of 3 dead entities. Inflicts a 3 turn debuff 'Kamikaze' which causes an entity to inflict AoE damage on near by entities. Can't charge when enemies] [are debuffed.]
[Each has a 5 turn charge.]
[I give Yuuki-chan many cute things, and give the cute thing that JUICEbox killed a proper burial. I then use Gator Tooth, Metalstorm, and the Autocannons on Flumpty's] [Mech.I also use the Grail of Power to restore Yuuki-chan's sanity. I also apologize for my absence without any warning, and ask how everyone's Christmas was. ]
[Complete]
[Tarot Deck ~~~~ Loom =Scarf of Cards (in Richards possession)]
[Staple remover && Scissors && Three hole puncher && Sword = Slashademia (Level 7: 4/4 )]
[Pen && Highlighter && Pencil && Revolver = The Marks-Man (Level 7: 4/4)]
[Projector && Movie Real && 3D Glasses && Audio System=The Big Screen (Level 5)3/3 Complete]
[Guillotine && Executioner's Ax && Judge's Gavel && Jury's Votes=The Death Sentence(Level 13)7/7 +Complete+]
[Scythe && Occam's Razor && Schrodinger's Cat(Paper Copy) && Murphy's Law = What Will Go Wrong (Level 8, 5/5 +Complete+)]
[Wine && Purified Water && Potion of Strength && Goblet = Grail of Power (Level 7, 4/4)+Complete+]
[DEX: 4+1=4]
[PWR: 2=2]
[SPD: 5+2=7]
[DUR: 2-1+1+1=3]
[REC: 4=4]
[STR: 2+1=3]
[AZ] [Mr.MirrorMan] Lucky Souls Light Model: 210,000/225,000 HP. + 15,000 Regen (REC Bonus). 2 EMP AC. 29% Evasion (SPD Bonus). 25% Dodge Ignorance (DEX Bonus). +6,000 Strength. Gator Tooth: [1][∞]. Metalstorm [5/9]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Medium Drone 1: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [1/5]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Medium Drone 2: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [1/5]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Medium Drone 3: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [1/5]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Medium Drone 4: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [1/5]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
supercool993
Terrarian
Charges
Plan B 33/50 (+1 EXOS)
Plan Z 8/50
+1 Piono Helldiver and Consumer
Action:
Super is filled with the Christmas Spirit and then realizes that he doesn't need such things and then reaches inside of himself and rips the Christmas spirit out and then coats Shadowtrap's weapons in it temporarily empowering them, for this post only, he then slashes and fires upon Golden Flumpty’s Ghostly Hallucinations Station
His one remaining drone fires upon the station as well and Nihilego attacks Golden Flumpty's Station to see if poison works.
Alchemies:
Super Microchip && Essence of Stability && Zamasu Soul = Inactive Sane Zamasu AI (1/??)
Inventory:
Super Microchip Level 3
Essence of Stability Level 5
Zamasu Soul Level 10
Plan B 33/50 (+1 EXOS)
Plan Z 8/50
+1 Piono Helldiver and Consumer
Action:
Super is filled with the Christmas Spirit and then realizes that he doesn't need such things and then reaches inside of himself and rips the Christmas spirit out and then coats Shadowtrap's weapons in it temporarily empowering them, for this post only, he then slashes and fires upon Golden Flumpty’s Ghostly Hallucinations Station
His one remaining drone fires upon the station as well and Nihilego attacks Golden Flumpty's Station to see if poison works.
Alchemies:
Super Microchip && Essence of Stability && Zamasu Soul = Inactive Sane Zamasu AI (1/??)
Inventory:
Super Microchip Level 3
Essence of Stability Level 5
Zamasu Soul Level 10
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RepentantRevenant
Terrarian
Energy Point in from Hezetor
Charges
Heheheh 46/50 (+1 from EXOS, from +6 Piono )
A Smiling God 22/50 (+2 Hezetor)
Overlord of the Emerged Lands 23/50(+3 Hezetor)
Assists
+1 to Piono and +2 to Hezetor
The Alchemiter
Charges
Heheheh 46/50 (+1 from EXOS, from +6 Piono )
A Smiling God 22/50 (+2 Hezetor)
Overlord of the Emerged Lands 23/50(+3 Hezetor)
Assists
+1 to Piono and +2 to Hezetor
The Alchemiter
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Alamandra Vonn Pravus
Dungeon Spirit
Flower of Poisunus Gluttony 3/6
(I cannot spell poisunus. Shame on me.)
I'm not sure what to do anyways, so I direct my mecha wasps to attack a random hostile that my side should attack.
(I cannot spell poisunus. Shame on me.)
I'm not sure what to do anyways, so I direct my mecha wasps to attack a random hostile that my side should attack.
GoldenReady
Terrarian
OK, so, in light of recent events: There is going to be a major, and I mean Major rebalance incoming. We're not totally upheaving the system we already have-we're making additions for the most part. Unfortunately, most of this is aimed at nerfing charges, due in no small part from both the onslaught of entities and other such things. I'm going to be listing them here and in the Discussion Thread-the latter is where you should be talking about these changes, but I'm announcing it everywhere I can.
The first announcement is arguably the most major of them to gameplay. Due to the fact that almost every AZ and GS player in all reality has nearly the same goals both on-field and off the field, and the few that truly want to actually kill Richard (the big thing that separates GS from AZ) are in reality big outliers, I'm thinking of re-merging GS back into AZ. The green color may be kept, because the Green used is a bit better to look at than AZ blue. Otherwise, however, it's likely dead for good. For the ideal-clash factor that GS and AZ had, however, I have good news; that is NOT gone. Not entirely, anyways.
The other big thing is charging mechanics. Specifically; we're going back to the early days of 0, when it was 2 charges and 2 assists total. The current allotment of charges and assists is, in reality, far too fast and far too vigorous for the battlefield to properly handle, resulting in an ocean of entities that never quits-let alone how easy that makes overpowered boss entities. However appealing, the reality is that they're impossible to balance to any real degree. In addition to this, there is a third nerf: A feature that now tracks how much charge points you have burned on entity summons. The higher it is, the weaker your entities (and this includes your contribution to any pact charges); if totally full, you can't charge at all. You lower it by... Not summoning entities, and doing other stuff instead. This can apply to other actions, though entity summons have been too numerous and thus are getting a direct slap. In exchange for these severe nerfs, however, there is now a static boost across all entities: +30K HP and +3K damage, separate from the entity scaling, will be the new norm. This means that it is more efficient to summon smaller entities, if the need arises, while *not* destroying the utility of big 50 post charges, and making those every 50 posters *mean* something important.
Other inclusions are a 'Server Defense' meter that you will have to deal with, giving entities more than just killing each other to do; a more obvious and more prominent 'Entity Edge' mechanic that tells you who, if anyone, has the entity advantage; more obvious out-of-battlefield activities and finally, a Forge, which will be hosted on the DTG forums though linked from here, because *jeez,* that one was a long time coming and I should have done it ages ago. On another note, player damage is being rebalanced to be tighter, effective immediately. The highest levels will be lowered, while the lowest levels will be raised, creating a much tighter gap for damage variance, meaning that for the most part, your damage is going up.
All of these changes-and a few more-will come when Flumpty Bumpty's Mecha of Horrors has been completely destroyed. That'll also bump up the Alchemy cap to the advertised 25.
YuukiQuest actions logged. Throne 2 will do as you say.
You reach in and nab... Some kind of orange goo blob in a jar. It radiates a mutative power of sorts you can barely feel from within the jar.
Mutative Slime (Level 14): An Orange ball of goo. Mildly sticky. Squeezing its sponge-like core secretes more slime, which it does not seem to run out of. The secreted slime by itself isn't terribly useful, but it can easily be infused with both genetic material and elemental powers, which can lead to the creation of powerful abominations if done well-both made entirely from the ooze, as well as mutated from other beings.
You pull out an odd sword with a multicolored bejeweled pommel and a small trigger. messing around with it reveals that pressing the different gems bestows different elemental powers! Pretty cool.
The Tri-Attack (Level 9): A Diamond-blade sword, white-colored, with a topaz, a sapphire and a ruby in a Triforce-like formation on the pommel. There is also a small trigger near the handle. By touching the Pommel's gems, this sword gains powerful elemental properties; the Sapphire grants ice powers, the ruby grants fire powers, and the topaz grants lightning powers. All three variants also include energy attacks; just aim and pull the trigger.
Focused 34,000 + 30,000 + 20,000 + 15,000 + 20,000 damage to Golden Flumpty! A total of 119,000 damage! Wow.
Waiting one turn is indeed OK. Also apparently he isn't leaving.
You have a nice RP with Roxxanne while your actions are logged. For all future reference, due to how I update, I do not have the luxury of prioritization; what happens first is what occurs first in the EoTB.
uA: From what I recall, UserZero snatched up us all. Kidnapper! I'mma punch her! In the face! With my face!
uA: I think that the guy behind that door is Tazz... Xi-Tazz. The good one.
uA: Usefulness, though? ...Eh. He's a Guardian, which is basically hardcoded uselessness, but he's stupidly overpowered, and Build is an OK too, but this is the mindscape and she's thrice our strength at least... Probably useful, colon question mark?
uA: Eh, loads more useful than my Shadow. Oh! Yeah! I figured out a way to beat her up, too! Might as well pull it on her after this mess is taken care of, eh?
uA: Oh oh oh oh! I'll totally protect you, Auth, fwiendawey! Colon three!
You somehow find your other hand in a stocking and pull it out.
Infinity Cookie (Level 2): It's a cookie, chocolate chip. When you take a bite out of it, it regenerates itself like nothing happened. The most coveted of all Level 2 alchemies.
(Praemunio Essentia Singularity && Warded Stone && Wall Template) && Empty Stone Wand Cap = Wand Focus: Deleterious Wallbuilder (Level 7: 1/4)
(Nuke && Uncreativity Essence = Uncreativity Bomb) && Mana Blaster CAD = Uncreativity Infuser (Level 3, 1/2)
"...OK? Oh, right, all the melees will have to start flying. Which is all of them, really. I'm not sure what benefit this brings." EXE shrugs and hovers upwards into the Airborn position of the battlefield regardless of her questions.
You fully heal EXE and summon a Glitched Invisible Hitbox to protect her. You reach into the chimney and pull out a cube, pulsating with corrupted energies, held by a glove (which you have grabbed). Not Glitch-The nice pure stuff.
Cube of Corruption (Level 8): A magenta cube totally corrupted by the forces of... Well, Corruption. It comes with a magenta glove, which is conveniently immune to the Cube of Corruption but only to it, and serves as a controller for the cube itself. The Cube has high control over the forces of Corruption. It can even absorb the corruption and glitch from anything else, storing it for high-powered charged attacks later on.
Toxicity Edge: A blade made of lead, laced with both mercury and cyanide. It's edges are serrated, perfect for creating wounds from which all three substances may leak into the bloodstream of the enemy... Though care must be used to make sure the wielder does not similarly succumb.
Quick Erosion && 3x super compressed cobble || (A Nonspecific Yet Extremely Accurate Encyclopedia of Seismological Activity && TM26(Earthquake)) = Quake Erosion (Level 7: 1/4)
Sniper Rifle || (The Scorpion && Liquid Nitrogen Gun && Lava Gun && ~Ath Manual && A Literal Gallon of LSD && Taser) = Far Out (AKA the Status Effect Applier) Level 15: 1/8
@Abeneautmal Uh... Yeah. There's not really a quick way to do this bar pinging everyone, isn't there? Note to self; Ping everyone with dop update post, *just* in case.
Regular smartphone && dedsec hacking = dedsec-grade hacking tool (Level 5: 1/3)
Base AI || General Patton = General Patton the AI (Level 5: 1/3)
For various reasons, only one per turn, please. You reach in the stocking and manage to grab a shotgun, softly glowing. It flickers with the unreal power of...
...Oh, great.
Youse-A Shotgun (Level 11): MEMES. A shotgun, crafted by the evil proginator of mememancy himself, from the spare materials meant to go into creating his real ultimate weapon. Fortunately, he lost it in creation from a stray Unfathomable One reaching into his workship; the real deal is lost to the void. The weapon is itself in form a double-barreled shotgun, mostly made of steel, with wood where appropriate. Its metallic form flickers with the potency of various memes, and its shots burst out powerful memetic strikes, each shot adapting to the situation at hand with the most effective combination of memes possible. Its shots will, barring specific adaptions by the weapon, take the form of white Cueballs, making it effective against First Guardians with any form it may take, along with any other given construct of plot.
You have not actually missed a turn at all. DTG is not a fast-paced game these days.
Saint The Nonsapient God of Flamethrowers in Flamethrower Form, Champion of Holy Cleansing Fire is Nonsapient and thus cannot muster the brain capacity to care, BUT, most who named it shorten it to 'Saint the Flamethrower God.'
You reach in, and yank out a... Wire Coat Hanger?
The Hanger (Level 18): A Wire Coat Hanger. Made entirely of an unknown substance-even Omniscience cannot penetrate its veil to reveal its knowledge. Being near it makes you feel uneasy, as if standing in the presence of a monster. This thing is useless as a weapon or a magical conduit; indeed, the only thing its good for is hanging, either shirts or people, the latter fatally. All omniscient sources can only gather the following information from it: "All who hang shall transcend." Take that as you will. All that can be said is that hanging yourself with this is fatal, but not *painful.* No-one has gone through with it either way, or at least, no-one who had this for the period of time to do so. It just never seemed to fall into the hands of those who would commit suicide, or those who wouldn't give up.
You use the Blackmist Charge and summon The Beyond!... It has a HP bar and it is vulnerable. You may just lose this before you get the ability to summon entities with it at all, but it will be glorious if you manage.
You reach into the Stockings and pull out... Well. That certainly can't be misused in any way, shape or form whatsoever.
Ouroboros Knife (Level 20): A pair of butterfly knives, subtly tinted green. You'd never know anything was wrong with them from how they were built on their own, but holding one of the pair allows you to use their true power. First and foremost, they are unnaturally sharp, causing extreme bleed wounds with a deadly speed. They also bestow unnatural grace upon the user, giving them (if they so wish) a dance-like quality to their movement, making them hard to predict. The third power they grant is more obvious; a serpantine-like chain, which can extend and contract like a smart grappling hook. The serpants may be called in excess for extremely powerful attacks. Fourth and most powerful, however, is that this thing is basically the epitome of mental obliteration. Should the wielder choose, any use of this weapon cuts into the victim's mind as well as the body (serpentine chains included), eliminating any part of it the user so desires near-permanently (without outside influence). Inside the Mindscape, or to any being primarily founded upon the mental, the weapon has unlimited destructive potential, easily and permanently rewriting personalities in a flash, if you could get it in there in the first place. A subsequent consequence of this means that this is an effective and outright deadly weapon against any being persisting on mental energy of any sort, like Dream Daemons, Shadows, or even The Chaos Gods. For all of this extreme power on all levels, there is a drawback; it is extremely hard if not impossible to use this for any constructive purpose. It is drawn to making people go into deep despair.
Interesting trivia: The original wielder of this knife (or at least one of these knives) is known as Hazama, AKA the person that UserZero is unintentionally copying in having a stupidly long line of infinite time loops they just can't win... Except for the very, very last, which broke the loop. This can't possibly be foreshadowing. Nope.
For all due intents and purposes, if you want a leveling system, that's a 50 post charge.
You manage to catch Richard by surprise, lucky dog, but he catches you by surprise the following moment by revealing that the 'Richard' you caught was in reality a decoy! In any case, of those Entities only the Redhead is alive (The Watchman being there is a mistake. He is dead.)
You don't get to do that twice! Only once per turn, please.
You restore the requisit 4% Sanity to restore Grendaline to normal. Her reaction to things is... Considerably less dramatic, a total of some grumbling as if waking up from a dream, a look downwards, and a 'huh.' She looks at you for a solid minute after issuing that order, equally nonchalant. She shows no signs of even remote hostility, but she seems equally unwilling to do it, before finally shrugging. It appears she'll follow you.
You buff the three Terror entities with Flight of the Concheror. You restore 1% Sanity to Misaka.
"People outside the battlefield" is a bit of a broad category. For those still on the Zeroth Server (as opposed to leaving for Indalo) life is average enough, with Notch and the Omega Alliance keeping a reasonable peace over the area. The whole place is relatively free of chaos. If only due to their connections to Notch and the Omega Alliance, they are a considerable 'world power,' and for it they do come into conflict with Moog City as well as the Testificates.
You restore 2% Sanity to Yuuki!
Paper || Silk && (Gold Thread && Lapis Lazuli) = Regal Paper (Level 6: 2/4) (higher quality paper for glyph making)
Paper || (Light Grey Ink && Quartz && Gold) = Glyph of Purity (Level 6: 2/4)
Word Choice && "The Emotion Thesaurus" && "The Positive Trait Thesaurus" && "The Negative Trait Thesaurus" (these are all books I got for Christmas) = Luxiconic Guide (Level 5: 1/3)
You reach into the stocking and grab something that makes your hand tingle. You do not let go, however, and pull it out, revealing a long, scaled staff.
Azure (Level 16): A long staff made of Cobalt, harvested from the universe of Terraria. Multiple sapphires don the staff itself, but the staffpoint has a long jagged fang, no doubt belonging to some dragon. This does not have much in the way of gimmicks; this is a straight up front of magical force, offering high levels of control over the force of magic itself.
Zerisek will do as you say!
You restore 1% Sanity to Yuuki!
You restore 2% Sanity to Yuuki-Chan!
Zerisek will do as you say!
You reach in and pull out A... Uh, a steam sale?!
Steam Sale (Level 7): An almost-regular paper coupon. On its front it declares "50% Off!" without any further mention, while on the back is the logo of Steam. This seems useless at first, but the reality is that flashing this to anyone will make them consider things at half value, meaning you can buy anything for half price. This does not work on anything that cannot be considered money by both parties. It is also inexplicably impossible to steal, returning to its owner within seconds of leaving their presence, and has an aura of Plot Armor, defending it from any harm.
The Trollface Guy is so bought into this that he blitzes away, allowing you to steal most of his organs. You deal 20,000 damage to the Trollface Guy, and he'll be distracted, so he'll only have a 75% chance to hit this turn.
You heal Hezalyna for 19,000 HP.
Scalebrine && Caldefwlch = Hrunting (Level 30)
Scalebrine was already ludicrously deadly (to all parties), now adding it together with Caledfwlch seems excessive.
Caldefwlch && Sword of Sunder Absorption +5 && The Defination && Module = Module of 4th Dimensional Travel (Level 10,000)
look: The FEZ is considered beyond the level of a Spoil of War, well beyond, and its effective ability is to grant this. I'm fairly sure Level 10,000 is an understatement.
Santa Claus, though in the middle of being utterly destroyed, manages to give you a response. "Ho ho hoooowww! I am obliged to give any variant on Evil alignment characters lumps of coal, not what they ask for, and you might be on a 'good guy' side but that isn't meOWning anything in this war! In any case I don't caAAAWWWWwrrrryyy that kind of stuff! Best I've got is, Alchemically speaking, Level 20!"
You nevertheless reach in and find what appears to be a normal set of brass knuckles-as in, a pair that isn't innocuously doubling with a Megaton Key-until you notice that this thing has a very thin mouth on the end that punches people, and inspecting it further, you realize that, yes, this thing can in fact bite. Hard.
Devouring Dusters (Level 14): A set of Brass Knuckles that have a mouth and thus disportionately powerful jaws to their size. Just holding this in your hands makes its one true hunger known-for modules, of any and all kinds. It draws upon the strength of its wielder to attack, but cannot do so well. However, it may also be fed modules. This destroys the Module permanently, but there is no physical limit to how many Modules the Devouring Dusters can eat. Ingesting them gives the Devouring Dusters their power. Whoever made these had a fierce hatred of Module-based weaponry, and clearly made this to counter that nonsense.
You restore 3% Sanity to Murakumo Mu. UserZero and Santa Claus both attempt to answer, but yell over each other, leaving both of their words as a jumble of noises you cannot discern.
ho hum.
ho hum, ho hum,
You restore Misaka to 1% Sanity.
You deal 15,000 + 11,000 + 13,000 damage to the Beaver, a total of 49,000.
You reach in and pull out... Well, you've got the worst gift thus far.
Mallet (Level 1): An ordinary mallet, with a (tough) rubber head. It's construction makes it a tool, not a weapon, but it can do in a pinch.
They all just teleport out instantly, mildly annoyed! Welcome, Static Games!
You teleport to Basement 1 but fail to find Richard! Welcome, AWAIE09F! I would just watch for now if I were you, as big changes to the combat system and the game in general are incoming.
I believe you are referring to the Anime Girls. The answer is... Complicated. Also, as JoeBob helpfully informed you of, please /null posts that are only questions, or take them to the linked discussion thread.
Blood Diamond Armour && Wings && Durasteel && Aura of Healing = Guardian Angel (Level 18: 3/10)
What the Fig: What is this I can't even
I doubt you actually own a Gamma Godmodder. I also doubt attempts to pick up Yggdrasil will really work, mostly because UserZero has so well defended it.
Oh. It appears we had a misunderstanding. Unfortunately, Richard is but one man, while your lot combined can easily out-DPS him.
Yuuki-Chan takes notice, restoring 3% Sanity!
You restore 2% Sanity to Yuuki-Chan!
Interesting... Interesting. Very, very interesting.
I gave alchemy levels for your stuff since the last time you posted, I believe. Look back.
You deal 10,000 damage, plus burning, to the Shoddy Clone of Millia Rage, and restore 1% of Sanity to Yuuki-Chan!
You deal 20,000 damage to Golden Flumpty!
(Bestiola Essentia Singularity && Mass of Cobwebs && Wand Focus: Portable Hole) && Empty Silk-Wrapped Wand Focus = Wand Focus: Arachnobringer (Level 8: 1/5)
(Ircucvci && Breaker Blade (Terraria) || Tavros' Lance) && (Luminite Chunk && Edgium Chunk) && RWBY: Volumes 1-3 = Moonbreak (Level 10: 1/6)
A black and teal greatsword, empowered by Adam Taurus' Semblance that lets him transfer damage taken into bonus damage for a single hit, and the suffering, sadness and salt of every RWBY fan after watching Volume 3. Also very effective at cutting off limbs.
Ircucvci && Caledfwlch = WAR (Level 100).
Wish granted! It's an unobtainable Level 100 alchemy.
Some idiot comes in and says "but what about High School Alterante Universes where every major character is in High School together?" before being blown away by an airblast. Your talk manages to restore 4% Sanity to Hezalyna, though she still speaks in anime gibberish.
You cannot take more than one Alchemy from the Chimney per turn.
Your Idleteching is admired by all.
UserZero's manages to deal with the Nullposts because, well, they're null and thus mean nothing! Once August Prince grabs her, UserZero basically ignores it. Her immense body strength, extreme godmodding, sheer skill and liquid form just means that she can easily heft around August Prince without actually harming him nor impeding her in the slightest. This only lasts for a second before August Prince teleports back to the Wormverse, quite confused. A quick check of the teleporter proves it wasn't the teleporter malfunctioning. His powers, apparently cognizant to some degree, suddenly realized there was literally only one way to escape harm to August Prince in this situation, that being to get the hell out of dodge, whether August Prince liked it or not. Your attempts to reach him now are now implicited as a way to bring harm to August Prince.
You give the recording to Yuuki-Chan. It plays, and Yuuki is sad and wants to, in Roxxanne's diabetes-laced words, 'acuddle the fluffawey.' However, she suddenly snaps back to her more 'usual' self, while the tape loses a lot of its power, that power aburptly going back to you. You sense the powerful ethers of godmodding are behind this. This restores 5% Sanity to Yuuki-Chan and does not use your Charge.
((I had made an exception to a rule I had pre-established regarding Godmodders and charge, regarding the Night Before Critmist. For the same reason that Richard is basically never going to get harmed by even the most insane of charge comobs, so too is Yuuki pretty immune to charged attempts at restoring Sanity, or anything else. I had lifted this restriction for Piono partially because the Night Before Critmist was a considerably Smash-Worthy action by itself, nevermind the charge behind him and partially because he was at the time poised to leave the game, giving his actions far more weight.))
You restore 1% Sanity to Yuuki!
You reload your Mech to the brim, while hacked! In fact, in the process, you somehow manage to give the Boomstick Birdie's Shotguns +1 Ammo capacity.
You reach in and pull out a gigantic hand. This looks familiar to you, somehow.
Deified Palm (Level 8): A gigantic golden fist, sculpted and created by a Multiverse-Renounced Magineer, who himself was inspired by the divine Hand of Truth. The hand's design is ornate, but make no mistake-this thing is a fighting machine, capable of fast maneuvering and armed with powerful finger lasers, holy energy manipulation, a powerful grip, and a supreme laser blast as a trump card, accessed by mimicing the hand's Golden Gesticulation. It is manipulated with, surprise, a hand-shaped control module.
You deal a total of 180,000 damage to Golden Flumpty in total! Wow!
You haven't actually missed a turn at all. In any case, you restore 2% Sanity to Yuuki.
10,000 + 7,500 + 15,000 + 10,000 damage to Golden Flumpty, totaling 42,500.
Ho hum, ho hum, ho hum.
They will do as you say!
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-UPDATE IN PROGRESS-
#constantsandvariables
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The first announcement is arguably the most major of them to gameplay. Due to the fact that almost every AZ and GS player in all reality has nearly the same goals both on-field and off the field, and the few that truly want to actually kill Richard (the big thing that separates GS from AZ) are in reality big outliers, I'm thinking of re-merging GS back into AZ. The green color may be kept, because the Green used is a bit better to look at than AZ blue. Otherwise, however, it's likely dead for good. For the ideal-clash factor that GS and AZ had, however, I have good news; that is NOT gone. Not entirely, anyways.
The other big thing is charging mechanics. Specifically; we're going back to the early days of 0, when it was 2 charges and 2 assists total. The current allotment of charges and assists is, in reality, far too fast and far too vigorous for the battlefield to properly handle, resulting in an ocean of entities that never quits-let alone how easy that makes overpowered boss entities. However appealing, the reality is that they're impossible to balance to any real degree. In addition to this, there is a third nerf: A feature that now tracks how much charge points you have burned on entity summons. The higher it is, the weaker your entities (and this includes your contribution to any pact charges); if totally full, you can't charge at all. You lower it by... Not summoning entities, and doing other stuff instead. This can apply to other actions, though entity summons have been too numerous and thus are getting a direct slap. In exchange for these severe nerfs, however, there is now a static boost across all entities: +30K HP and +3K damage, separate from the entity scaling, will be the new norm. This means that it is more efficient to summon smaller entities, if the need arises, while *not* destroying the utility of big 50 post charges, and making those every 50 posters *mean* something important.
Other inclusions are a 'Server Defense' meter that you will have to deal with, giving entities more than just killing each other to do; a more obvious and more prominent 'Entity Edge' mechanic that tells you who, if anyone, has the entity advantage; more obvious out-of-battlefield activities and finally, a Forge, which will be hosted on the DTG forums though linked from here, because *jeez,* that one was a long time coming and I should have done it ages ago. On another note, player damage is being rebalanced to be tighter, effective immediately. The highest levels will be lowered, while the lowest levels will be raised, creating a much tighter gap for damage variance, meaning that for the most part, your damage is going up.
All of these changes-and a few more-will come when Flumpty Bumpty's Mecha of Horrors has been completely destroyed. That'll also bump up the Alchemy cap to the advertised 25.
YuukiQuest actions logged. Throne 2 will do as you say.
You reach in and nab... Some kind of orange goo blob in a jar. It radiates a mutative power of sorts you can barely feel from within the jar.
Mutative Slime (Level 14): An Orange ball of goo. Mildly sticky. Squeezing its sponge-like core secretes more slime, which it does not seem to run out of. The secreted slime by itself isn't terribly useful, but it can easily be infused with both genetic material and elemental powers, which can lead to the creation of powerful abominations if done well-both made entirely from the ooze, as well as mutated from other beings.
You pull out an odd sword with a multicolored bejeweled pommel and a small trigger. messing around with it reveals that pressing the different gems bestows different elemental powers! Pretty cool.
The Tri-Attack (Level 9): A Diamond-blade sword, white-colored, with a topaz, a sapphire and a ruby in a Triforce-like formation on the pommel. There is also a small trigger near the handle. By touching the Pommel's gems, this sword gains powerful elemental properties; the Sapphire grants ice powers, the ruby grants fire powers, and the topaz grants lightning powers. All three variants also include energy attacks; just aim and pull the trigger.
Focused 34,000 + 30,000 + 20,000 + 15,000 + 20,000 damage to Golden Flumpty! A total of 119,000 damage! Wow.
Waiting one turn is indeed OK. Also apparently he isn't leaving.
You have a nice RP with Roxxanne while your actions are logged. For all future reference, due to how I update, I do not have the luxury of prioritization; what happens first is what occurs first in the EoTB.
uA: From what I recall, UserZero snatched up us all. Kidnapper! I'mma punch her! In the face! With my face!
uA: I think that the guy behind that door is Tazz... Xi-Tazz. The good one.
uA: Usefulness, though? ...Eh. He's a Guardian, which is basically hardcoded uselessness, but he's stupidly overpowered, and Build is an OK too, but this is the mindscape and she's thrice our strength at least... Probably useful, colon question mark?
uA: Eh, loads more useful than my Shadow. Oh! Yeah! I figured out a way to beat her up, too! Might as well pull it on her after this mess is taken care of, eh?
uA: Oh oh oh oh! I'll totally protect you, Auth, fwiendawey! Colon three!
You somehow find your other hand in a stocking and pull it out.
Infinity Cookie (Level 2): It's a cookie, chocolate chip. When you take a bite out of it, it regenerates itself like nothing happened. The most coveted of all Level 2 alchemies.
(Praemunio Essentia Singularity && Warded Stone && Wall Template) && Empty Stone Wand Cap = Wand Focus: Deleterious Wallbuilder (Level 7: 1/4)
(Nuke && Uncreativity Essence = Uncreativity Bomb) && Mana Blaster CAD = Uncreativity Infuser (Level 3, 1/2)
"...OK? Oh, right, all the melees will have to start flying. Which is all of them, really. I'm not sure what benefit this brings." EXE shrugs and hovers upwards into the Airborn position of the battlefield regardless of her questions.
You fully heal EXE and summon a Glitched Invisible Hitbox to protect her. You reach into the chimney and pull out a cube, pulsating with corrupted energies, held by a glove (which you have grabbed). Not Glitch-The nice pure stuff.
Cube of Corruption (Level 8): A magenta cube totally corrupted by the forces of... Well, Corruption. It comes with a magenta glove, which is conveniently immune to the Cube of Corruption but only to it, and serves as a controller for the cube itself. The Cube has high control over the forces of Corruption. It can even absorb the corruption and glitch from anything else, storing it for high-powered charged attacks later on.
Toxicity Edge: A blade made of lead, laced with both mercury and cyanide. It's edges are serrated, perfect for creating wounds from which all three substances may leak into the bloodstream of the enemy... Though care must be used to make sure the wielder does not similarly succumb.
Quick Erosion && 3x super compressed cobble || (A Nonspecific Yet Extremely Accurate Encyclopedia of Seismological Activity && TM26(Earthquake)) = Quake Erosion (Level 7: 1/4)
Sniper Rifle || (The Scorpion && Liquid Nitrogen Gun && Lava Gun && ~Ath Manual && A Literal Gallon of LSD && Taser) = Far Out (AKA the Status Effect Applier) Level 15: 1/8
@Abeneautmal Uh... Yeah. There's not really a quick way to do this bar pinging everyone, isn't there? Note to self; Ping everyone with dop update post, *just* in case.
Regular smartphone && dedsec hacking = dedsec-grade hacking tool (Level 5: 1/3)
Base AI || General Patton = General Patton the AI (Level 5: 1/3)
For various reasons, only one per turn, please. You reach in the stocking and manage to grab a shotgun, softly glowing. It flickers with the unreal power of...
...Oh, great.
Youse-A Shotgun (Level 11): MEMES. A shotgun, crafted by the evil proginator of mememancy himself, from the spare materials meant to go into creating his real ultimate weapon. Fortunately, he lost it in creation from a stray Unfathomable One reaching into his workship; the real deal is lost to the void. The weapon is itself in form a double-barreled shotgun, mostly made of steel, with wood where appropriate. Its metallic form flickers with the potency of various memes, and its shots burst out powerful memetic strikes, each shot adapting to the situation at hand with the most effective combination of memes possible. Its shots will, barring specific adaptions by the weapon, take the form of white Cueballs, making it effective against First Guardians with any form it may take, along with any other given construct of plot.
You have not actually missed a turn at all. DTG is not a fast-paced game these days.
Saint The Nonsapient God of Flamethrowers in Flamethrower Form, Champion of Holy Cleansing Fire is Nonsapient and thus cannot muster the brain capacity to care, BUT, most who named it shorten it to 'Saint the Flamethrower God.'
You reach in, and yank out a... Wire Coat Hanger?
The Hanger (Level 18): A Wire Coat Hanger. Made entirely of an unknown substance-even Omniscience cannot penetrate its veil to reveal its knowledge. Being near it makes you feel uneasy, as if standing in the presence of a monster. This thing is useless as a weapon or a magical conduit; indeed, the only thing its good for is hanging, either shirts or people, the latter fatally. All omniscient sources can only gather the following information from it: "All who hang shall transcend." Take that as you will. All that can be said is that hanging yourself with this is fatal, but not *painful.* No-one has gone through with it either way, or at least, no-one who had this for the period of time to do so. It just never seemed to fall into the hands of those who would commit suicide, or those who wouldn't give up.
You use the Blackmist Charge and summon The Beyond!... It has a HP bar and it is vulnerable. You may just lose this before you get the ability to summon entities with it at all, but it will be glorious if you manage.
You reach into the Stockings and pull out... Well. That certainly can't be misused in any way, shape or form whatsoever.
Ouroboros Knife (Level 20): A pair of butterfly knives, subtly tinted green. You'd never know anything was wrong with them from how they were built on their own, but holding one of the pair allows you to use their true power. First and foremost, they are unnaturally sharp, causing extreme bleed wounds with a deadly speed. They also bestow unnatural grace upon the user, giving them (if they so wish) a dance-like quality to their movement, making them hard to predict. The third power they grant is more obvious; a serpantine-like chain, which can extend and contract like a smart grappling hook. The serpants may be called in excess for extremely powerful attacks. Fourth and most powerful, however, is that this thing is basically the epitome of mental obliteration. Should the wielder choose, any use of this weapon cuts into the victim's mind as well as the body (serpentine chains included), eliminating any part of it the user so desires near-permanently (without outside influence). Inside the Mindscape, or to any being primarily founded upon the mental, the weapon has unlimited destructive potential, easily and permanently rewriting personalities in a flash, if you could get it in there in the first place. A subsequent consequence of this means that this is an effective and outright deadly weapon against any being persisting on mental energy of any sort, like Dream Daemons, Shadows, or even The Chaos Gods. For all of this extreme power on all levels, there is a drawback; it is extremely hard if not impossible to use this for any constructive purpose. It is drawn to making people go into deep despair.
Interesting trivia: The original wielder of this knife (or at least one of these knives) is known as Hazama, AKA the person that UserZero is unintentionally copying in having a stupidly long line of infinite time loops they just can't win... Except for the very, very last, which broke the loop. This can't possibly be foreshadowing. Nope.
For all due intents and purposes, if you want a leveling system, that's a 50 post charge.
You manage to catch Richard by surprise, lucky dog, but he catches you by surprise the following moment by revealing that the 'Richard' you caught was in reality a decoy! In any case, of those Entities only the Redhead is alive (The Watchman being there is a mistake. He is dead.)
You don't get to do that twice! Only once per turn, please.
You restore the requisit 4% Sanity to restore Grendaline to normal. Her reaction to things is... Considerably less dramatic, a total of some grumbling as if waking up from a dream, a look downwards, and a 'huh.' She looks at you for a solid minute after issuing that order, equally nonchalant. She shows no signs of even remote hostility, but she seems equally unwilling to do it, before finally shrugging. It appears she'll follow you.
You buff the three Terror entities with Flight of the Concheror. You restore 1% Sanity to Misaka.
"People outside the battlefield" is a bit of a broad category. For those still on the Zeroth Server (as opposed to leaving for Indalo) life is average enough, with Notch and the Omega Alliance keeping a reasonable peace over the area. The whole place is relatively free of chaos. If only due to their connections to Notch and the Omega Alliance, they are a considerable 'world power,' and for it they do come into conflict with Moog City as well as the Testificates.
You restore 2% Sanity to Yuuki!
Paper || Silk && (Gold Thread && Lapis Lazuli) = Regal Paper (Level 6: 2/4) (higher quality paper for glyph making)
Paper || (Light Grey Ink && Quartz && Gold) = Glyph of Purity (Level 6: 2/4)
Word Choice && "The Emotion Thesaurus" && "The Positive Trait Thesaurus" && "The Negative Trait Thesaurus" (these are all books I got for Christmas) = Luxiconic Guide (Level 5: 1/3)
You reach into the stocking and grab something that makes your hand tingle. You do not let go, however, and pull it out, revealing a long, scaled staff.
Azure (Level 16): A long staff made of Cobalt, harvested from the universe of Terraria. Multiple sapphires don the staff itself, but the staffpoint has a long jagged fang, no doubt belonging to some dragon. This does not have much in the way of gimmicks; this is a straight up front of magical force, offering high levels of control over the force of magic itself.
Zerisek will do as you say!
You restore 1% Sanity to Yuuki!
You restore 2% Sanity to Yuuki-Chan!
Zerisek will do as you say!
You reach in and pull out A... Uh, a steam sale?!
Steam Sale (Level 7): An almost-regular paper coupon. On its front it declares "50% Off!" without any further mention, while on the back is the logo of Steam. This seems useless at first, but the reality is that flashing this to anyone will make them consider things at half value, meaning you can buy anything for half price. This does not work on anything that cannot be considered money by both parties. It is also inexplicably impossible to steal, returning to its owner within seconds of leaving their presence, and has an aura of Plot Armor, defending it from any harm.
The Trollface Guy is so bought into this that he blitzes away, allowing you to steal most of his organs. You deal 20,000 damage to the Trollface Guy, and he'll be distracted, so he'll only have a 75% chance to hit this turn.
You heal Hezalyna for 19,000 HP.
Scalebrine && Caldefwlch = Hrunting (Level 30)
Scalebrine was already ludicrously deadly (to all parties), now adding it together with Caledfwlch seems excessive.
Caldefwlch && Sword of Sunder Absorption +5 && The Defination && Module = Module of 4th Dimensional Travel (Level 10,000)
look: The FEZ is considered beyond the level of a Spoil of War, well beyond, and its effective ability is to grant this. I'm fairly sure Level 10,000 is an understatement.
Santa Claus, though in the middle of being utterly destroyed, manages to give you a response. "Ho ho hoooowww! I am obliged to give any variant on Evil alignment characters lumps of coal, not what they ask for, and you might be on a 'good guy' side but that isn't meOWning anything in this war! In any case I don't caAAAWWWWwrrrryyy that kind of stuff! Best I've got is, Alchemically speaking, Level 20!"
You nevertheless reach in and find what appears to be a normal set of brass knuckles-as in, a pair that isn't innocuously doubling with a Megaton Key-until you notice that this thing has a very thin mouth on the end that punches people, and inspecting it further, you realize that, yes, this thing can in fact bite. Hard.
Devouring Dusters (Level 14): A set of Brass Knuckles that have a mouth and thus disportionately powerful jaws to their size. Just holding this in your hands makes its one true hunger known-for modules, of any and all kinds. It draws upon the strength of its wielder to attack, but cannot do so well. However, it may also be fed modules. This destroys the Module permanently, but there is no physical limit to how many Modules the Devouring Dusters can eat. Ingesting them gives the Devouring Dusters their power. Whoever made these had a fierce hatred of Module-based weaponry, and clearly made this to counter that nonsense.
The First Operative: 21/50 (+4 from UserZero)
Black Knight Walker -> changed to Stabilization: 15/20 (+4 from UserZero)
Walker seems to be not too concerned with most of the cluster
As such, despite the immense danger of doing so, he rams the blade of his sword into the dirt beside him, wandering over to the AGP faction without appearing to care too much about the risk that puts him in. He does happen to have a very specific target in mind for what he wants to do. It suddenly occurs to him that leaving his sword behind was probably a stupid idea, and so he breaks the dramatic tension and runs back to fetch it, then returns to advancing on the AGPs. Then, he stops in front of Murakumo Mu, probably the single most dangerous AGP-infected individual to be anywhere near outside of Yuuki-chan herself. A moment passes. The two stare at each other. Animatronic. Anime girl robot. A silence has grabbed hold of the battlefield, only to soon be broken.
...Walker sneezed. That's literally it. That broke the silence. Murakumo Mu doesn't really see much reason to stand there and watch him, and so prepares herself to utterly annihilate him with the sheer brutal DPS she can put out, until something compels her to hold back and wait. With that, Walker exhales loudly in relief. Then, he decides to speak to her. Poorly.
"OKAY FIRST OFF CAN YOU PLEASE NOT ATTACK ME JUST BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO BE NEAR YOU AND NOT AN ANIME GIRL. THAT WOULD BE REALLY
Murakumo Mu now looks a little annoyed with Walker's tone of voice, as well as kind of embarrassed that she's being talked down to by something so much smaller than her. It's pretty evident that she's tempted to just stick a sword or two or eight in him and be done with it already. Nonetheless, she seems to have at least a little awareness of where this might be going. So, she waits.
"ANYWAY I'D PREFER IT IF YOU DIDN'T DIE JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE FARTED LIKE 200 UNITS-WORTH OF CHARGE ON YOUR FACE. SO HERE."
Walker proceeds to throw something at Murakumo Mu, which disappears on contact with her body. It seems very odd that something would behave in that manner, and those people who still care about the interaction decide to look closely to see what the heck just happened. Walker knows what happened. Murakumo Mu felt what happened, but probably isn't telling anyone aside from her teammates, and that's if she decides to actually talk at all to them. But, really... Has she been doing that much? Probably not. regardless, on to the crucial part of events. It seems that whatever Walker just did was used to immediately heal her for a decent chunk of her health, as well as provide her with a very minor bit of damage resistance against further attacks. Murakumo Mu, despite crippling sanity problems, at least has enough awareness to realize that normally, Walker doesn't tend to do that. With the healing factored in, that at least has provided her an incentive to not attack the PZ team, on top of, you know, already having been from them in the first place. As she goes back to staring at Walker, she slowly lowers her blades, beckoning with one hand to shoo him away back to his place in the battlefield, beside UserZero. He decides to head back now, seeing as he'd probably just get rekt if he stuck around near the AGP team too long.
Once there, he sits down and watches the battle between UserZero and Santa Claus. He seems interested, to say the least, and also loudly questions how on earth their rivalry even started between them in the first place. I'm not gonna use exact phrasing for it. Or, for that matter, his rather hasty explanation to UserZero as to why he just gave healing to an AGP entity and did nothing else this turn. After all, that'd give it away if it weren't so obvious already.
You restore 3% Sanity to Murakumo Mu. UserZero and Santa Claus both attempt to answer, but yell over each other, leaving both of their words as a jumble of noises you cannot discern.
ho hum.
ho hum, ho hum,
You restore Misaka to 1% Sanity.
You deal 15,000 + 11,000 + 13,000 damage to the Beaver, a total of 49,000.
You reach in and pull out... Well, you've got the worst gift thus far.
Mallet (Level 1): An ordinary mallet, with a (tough) rubber head. It's construction makes it a tool, not a weapon, but it can do in a pinch.
They all just teleport out instantly, mildly annoyed! Welcome, Static Games!
You teleport to Basement 1 but fail to find Richard! Welcome, AWAIE09F! I would just watch for now if I were you, as big changes to the combat system and the game in general are incoming.
I believe you are referring to the Anime Girls. The answer is... Complicated. Also, as JoeBob helpfully informed you of, please /null posts that are only questions, or take them to the linked discussion thread.
Blood Diamond Armour && Wings && Durasteel && Aura of Healing = Guardian Angel (Level 18: 3/10)
What the Fig: What is this I can't even
I doubt you actually own a Gamma Godmodder. I also doubt attempts to pick up Yggdrasil will really work, mostly because UserZero has so well defended it.
Oh. It appears we had a misunderstanding. Unfortunately, Richard is but one man, while your lot combined can easily out-DPS him.
Yuuki-Chan takes notice, restoring 3% Sanity!
You restore 2% Sanity to Yuuki-Chan!
Interesting... Interesting. Very, very interesting.
I gave alchemy levels for your stuff since the last time you posted, I believe. Look back.
You deal 10,000 damage, plus burning, to the Shoddy Clone of Millia Rage, and restore 1% of Sanity to Yuuki-Chan!
Alchemies
(Sonus Essentia Singularity && EAS Tones Machine && Essence of SCP-219) && Empty White Stained Glass Wand Focus = Wand Focus: Deafening Tones (Level 13, 7/7)
Wand Focus: Deafening Tones: A wand focus made of fogged white stained glass. Upon usage, it produces deafening EAS Tones that can cause instant collapse of objects as determined by the wielder.
(Bestiola Essentia Singularity && Mass of Cobwebs && Wand Focus: Portable Hole) && Empty Silk-Wrapped Wand Focus = Wand Focus: Arachnobringer (Level ?, 1/?)
Wand Focus: Arachnobringer: A silk-wrapped globule of a very dark substance you can't quite make out, yet is shaped exactly for a wand focus and fits onto a wand snugly. When used, it opens a portal to a plane filled with spiders, pulling an infinite stream of spiders, cave spiders, maze spiders, mind spiders and so on under the wielder's control and into the wielder's general vicinity. Perfect for trolling arachnophobic people.
(Praemunio Essentia Singularity && Warded Stone && Wall Template) && Empty Stone Wand Cap = Wand Focus: Deleterious Wallbuilder (Level ?, 3/?)
A stone globe, inscribed with brick-like markings, that fits onto the end of a wand. Can be used to construct walls for protection at the cost of ridiculous amounts of vis.
(Nuke && Uncreativity Essence = Uncreativity Bomb) && Mana Blaster CAD = Uncreativity Infuser (Level ?, 2/?)
A mana blaster that fires pure uncreativity at the enemy. This does no damage but removes their ability to deal serious creativity damage, as uncreativity radiates off them.
Charges
Project M19-Cure for the Anime Girl Plague (1/50)
Project M18-Totally Not a Troll Entity (6/20)
Project M20-Also Not a Troll Entity (1/30)
+2 to Sp33d0n, +1 to Pricey12345.
Elements
9x C, 4x O, 8x S
Action
I summon EVERY TEXT-TO-SPEECH CHARACTER to the battlefield. I proceed to teleport an object similar to SCP-1888-1 (an object that is whatever you desire most, but isn't actually real and causes bad stuff if you try to take it with you) into Golden Flumpty's mech. For some reason, Golden Flumpty is incapable of interacting with the object.
The Angry Blue People make a move first, led by Mr. Skull. "Give us the de-motivator CD."
They're stopped by Jokermingo0044, who sees the key to freeing the NSA Agent from the Ancient Joke Police, and thrown into a wall. "No. I will make the NSA great again! Hahahahahahahaha soi soi soi!" Then Microsoft Sam proceeds to pull out his golden ROFL-47 and go absolutely harambeing insane on Jokermingo0044. "I will get myself those IWAY Tacos!" Then the Ancient Joke Police swoops in, nabs Mr. Skull for being an ancient joke, and slams him into Golden Flumpty's mech as it is blasted to bits by rocket lawn chairs.
Then Bacon and Gold come. "Bacon. Bacon. Needs more bacon, bacon, bacon. Give me that bacon bacon bacon." "Gold. Gold. Get more gold. Cover everything in gold. Give me the gold." Gold and Bacon proceed to teleport into the mech, wreaking havoc on the controls and causing the mech to slam into the ground.
Then, the Diarrhea Infested Toilet appears. It proceeds to eject its contents directly at the mech, spewing corrosive diarrhea and soggy toilet paper seeing CleanAss Toilets Inc.'s phone number inside. Radar Overseer Scotty, seeing Bacon and Gold inside, teleports in as well and drops a baloney sandwich on the controls while Golden Flumpty is trying to get Bacon and Gold out of the mech. Then he makes a beeline for the baloney, but the mech promptly glitches out, throwing all three TTS voices out of the mech. In doing this, the object flies out of the mech. But it is nowhere to be found.
Instead, the object has transformed Golden Flumpty's mech into a horrible abomination of circuitry that actually is so messed up it can't even do anything. Everyone proceeds to call in their strongest weapons. ROFL-6 Nerve Gas is deployed, as well as the Really Sucky Virus and DARO
Every TTS character then fires their firearms at the mech for a good ten seconds before it explodes, including the ones that weren't mentioned. Except Mr. Information Robot Mk. 1337, he's dead. Then they all demanifest.
You deal 20,000 damage to Golden Flumpty!
(Bestiola Essentia Singularity && Mass of Cobwebs && Wand Focus: Portable Hole) && Empty Silk-Wrapped Wand Focus = Wand Focus: Arachnobringer (Level 8: 1/5)
(Ircucvci && Breaker Blade (Terraria) || Tavros' Lance) && (Luminite Chunk && Edgium Chunk) && RWBY: Volumes 1-3 = Moonbreak (Level 10: 1/6)
A black and teal greatsword, empowered by Adam Taurus' Semblance that lets him transfer damage taken into bonus damage for a single hit, and the suffering, sadness and salt of every RWBY fan after watching Volume 3. Also very effective at cutting off limbs.
Ircucvci && Caledfwlch = WAR (Level 100).
Wish granted! It's an unobtainable Level 100 alchemy.
Some idiot comes in and says "but what about High School Alterante Universes where every major character is in High School together?" before being blown away by an airblast. Your talk manages to restore 4% Sanity to Hezalyna, though she still speaks in anime gibberish.
You cannot take more than one Alchemy from the Chimney per turn.
Your Idleteching is admired by all.
UserZero's manages to deal with the Nullposts because, well, they're null and thus mean nothing! Once August Prince grabs her, UserZero basically ignores it. Her immense body strength, extreme godmodding, sheer skill and liquid form just means that she can easily heft around August Prince without actually harming him nor impeding her in the slightest. This only lasts for a second before August Prince teleports back to the Wormverse, quite confused. A quick check of the teleporter proves it wasn't the teleporter malfunctioning. His powers, apparently cognizant to some degree, suddenly realized there was literally only one way to escape harm to August Prince in this situation, that being to get the hell out of dodge, whether August Prince liked it or not. Your attempts to reach him now are now implicited as a way to bring harm to August Prince.
You give the recording to Yuuki-Chan. It plays, and Yuuki is sad and wants to, in Roxxanne's diabetes-laced words, 'acuddle the fluffawey.' However, she suddenly snaps back to her more 'usual' self, while the tape loses a lot of its power, that power aburptly going back to you. You sense the powerful ethers of godmodding are behind this. This restores 5% Sanity to Yuuki-Chan and does not use your Charge.
((I had made an exception to a rule I had pre-established regarding Godmodders and charge, regarding the Night Before Critmist. For the same reason that Richard is basically never going to get harmed by even the most insane of charge comobs, so too is Yuuki pretty immune to charged attempts at restoring Sanity, or anything else. I had lifted this restriction for Piono partially because the Night Before Critmist was a considerably Smash-Worthy action by itself, nevermind the charge behind him and partially because he was at the time poised to leave the game, giving his actions far more weight.))
You restore 1% Sanity to Yuuki!
You reload your Mech to the brim, while hacked! In fact, in the process, you somehow manage to give the Boomstick Birdie's Shotguns +1 Ammo capacity.
You reach in and pull out a gigantic hand. This looks familiar to you, somehow.
Deified Palm (Level 8): A gigantic golden fist, sculpted and created by a Multiverse-Renounced Magineer, who himself was inspired by the divine Hand of Truth. The hand's design is ornate, but make no mistake-this thing is a fighting machine, capable of fast maneuvering and armed with powerful finger lasers, holy energy manipulation, a powerful grip, and a supreme laser blast as a trump card, accessed by mimicing the hand's Golden Gesticulation. It is manipulated with, surprise, a hand-shaped control module.
You deal a total of 180,000 damage to Golden Flumpty in total! Wow!
You haven't actually missed a turn at all. In any case, you restore 2% Sanity to Yuuki.
10,000 + 7,500 + 15,000 + 10,000 damage to Golden Flumpty, totaling 42,500.
Ho hum, ho hum, ho hum.
They will do as you say!
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