~~~~~ ATTACKS
~~~~~
I decide to fight off the guy who nobody likes, the PEACE Walker.
I use the power of the FIRST DTG ATTACK EVER to complete the REPLICA OF THE FIRST DTG ATTACK EVER.
Channeling the power of the THIRTEEN GASTRONOMICAL GASES, I repeatedly punch myself in the stomach for extra putrid-ness.
It's coming. I can feel it. I tense my buttcheecks up, and release -
THE SECOND MOST EPIC FART EVER! (reference to the original DTG)
Hopefully, PEACE Walker is NOT wearing a gas mask.
I then use my crowned weapon, the BRIMSTRIDENT, and swirl it around to create a GAS-VORTEX and shoot the gas at PEACE Walker.
~~~~~ CHARGES AND ALCHEMY
~~~~~
I continue charging... stuff.
+1 to @Crazee Pi. I'm giving you another +1 next turn, to pay off the... "debt".
+1 to @JOEbob, thanks for the +1.
+1 to @pionoplayer, the +1 is much appreciated.
I reveal my charges to all be 50s, except the CARBON PROTO-HADRON DE-MOBILIZATION SYSTEM, that one's a 10.
I got a +1 from Piono, and a +1 from JOE, so I use those to fuel my first charge.
CHARGE ONE - "Rebirth of the Necromancers" 6/50 [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
CHARGE TWO - "Hell-Scape Soul Eater" 2/50 [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
CHARGE THREE - "Carbon Proto-Hadron De-Mobilization System" 2/10 [||||||||||]
The Imperative: =================================================== 9/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Bomber and ninjatwist)
The Interrobang: =================================================== 28/50 (+6 from Cobalt, +3 from the Godmodder, Nomble, and Krill)
The Island: =================================================== 7/50
I +3 Cobalt.
Sandfall Ampersand mind-controls the BL4D3-BL457 MECH Mk.2 and the Booster Rings into attacking the PEACE Walker using Heat Death and In Memoriam. Sandfall Ampersand then uses Obelisk Objection on Zerisek, the Avenger-Mech, and the Terror Mech. Sandfall Ampersand then uses Pyramidion on The Big Mama. They then summon... Oh, sweet Notch. Sandfall Ampersand summons Chara??? "AMPERSAND!" the Scribe spits out. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Sandfall Ampersand laughs. "Don't get your curses in a twist. This incarnation of this handsome little devil has been nerfed slightly. They're not at LV 20 - merely LV 10 or so." "Gee," the Scribe mumbles. "That's comforting." "I'm glad you take respite in it." "I'M BEING SARCASTIC YOU CHEAP HOURGLASS"
((Chara will not have anywhere near OHKO powers. They'll also just have a standard health bar as opposed to respawning and having a Curse dictate their face.))
The Scribe steels himself, his chest throbbing at the symbol supplanted inside of him. Just another Curse to add onto the pile. Under his scarf, he smiles at the irony of it all. Here he is, trying to change, and he falls back into the same habits. ...Well. That's not entirely true. What he's about to do is one habit he's breaking - perhaps unwisely so. But the Scribe finds himself walking up to Erelye, that twisting and churning demon of knowledge incarnate, leaning his head towards Erelye's elvish ear, and whispering but a word to him. As the Scribe does so, he finds his very essence chilled by a howling wind. Erelye merely regards it fondly. The Scribe steps back, his eyes blinking. He shouldn't have done that. He shouldn't have done that.
The Scribe mutters some thanks to the Mage, gathers his items, and leaves, taking several steps before disappearing with an errant swish of his cloak. The setting of the deal dissolves into the ether of the forest. What's done is done - unfortunately.
The Scribe tells the tale of the Great War. He supplements this with a quick toss of the Metalstorm and a Plasma Blade. He then leers his way across the field, examining the unholy conglomerate of freaks that just spontaneously appeared. "Holy crap. Look at that unholy conglomerate of freaks that just spontaneously appeared," he mutters to himself. The single gigantic eye of Polyphemus zooms across the Battlefield with perfectly enhanced Photoshop filters, sorting through source code in the way only a skilled programmer slash cryptographer could. He scans Tazz, finding out everything he can about him. "Hah. Finally. I'll be able to kill a god."
Build, within the Guardian, senses something highly out of the ordinary. A piercing pain passes through his head, his glasses whipping towards a disturbance on the other end of the field. When he pinpoints it, his vision tunnels. He sees the Scribe within a mech. Build's face just kind of cracks, and he laughs hysterically. He leaps out of the mech, runs across the field faster than anyone can see - green fire trails behind him - and punches the cockpit of Polyphemus, his hand wrapped in emerald. The punch phases straight through the mech, connecting with the Scribe itself. He's flung out of the mech and into the sky. Build jumps upwards, rearing for another punch, which connects, smacking the Scribe at supersonic speed into the ground. A sizable crater is left.
Build flashsteps to the ground below, sneering at the Scribe. The Scribe coughs, apparently too stunned to do anything. "Do... I know you?" Build laughs. "No. But I know you, you son of a priest." "Was... that supposed to be an insult." "M-MAYBE??" Build attempts another punch, but this time, the Scribe easily sidesteps it. "Seriously. Do I know you? I have a feeling I'd easily remember any green-cloaked madmen with a penchant for fisticuffs on my travels, but I've seen and forgotten stranger." Build throws a punch. "Was it in the Glistening Seas of the Fifth Face?" Another one. "How about the Seventh Far Lands?" Another one. "The Restaurant at the End of the Internet?" And another one. "Wait a minute..." The Scribe catches Build's next swing in his glove. A searing light emanates from the back of the Scribe's head. "Ashes to Ashes." The words coalesce into a literal cloud of ash that caves through Build, knocking him a hundred or so meters back. The Scribe's eyes flicker gold, three dots of light materializing around him. "Your glasses. Red glasses. You're a piece of the puzzle, aren't you. A portion of the wheel." Build flashsteps back in front of the Scribe, this time holding a sword. "Jesus Christ, man! Can you think in terms of ANYTHING but symbols??" The Scribe tilts his head. "Who?" "Who what." "Who is this 'Jesus Christ?'"
Build's eyes roll behind his shades, the movements of galaxies spinning with them. "Whatever. Whatever. WHATEVER!" Build levels the sword, which gleams white, at the Scribe. "LISTEN here, Scribe. You are a living, breathing, piece of . I despise you. I thank whatever god there is that you weren't as involved in the war that I fought in, because if you were, I'd have beaten the out of you. METAFICTIONALLY speaking. You think you're the solution, but you're not. You're just another part of the problem." The Scribe backs up, the golden light in his eyes wavering uncertainly. "And just who do you think you are? How can you say such things when I don't even know you?" Build's eyes leer behind his gleaming shades. "Who am I? I'm Build, Oblivion's Guardian. And I'm here because I'm not letting you open the door." Electricity flashes around Build's glasses. They seem to be unanchoring themselves from existence. "The last time you did, you almost doomed everything. And because of what was behind it, you ruined my LIFE!" A sphere of lime energy envelops Build, the golden aura fading from the Scribe entirely. His mind races. The last time? What in the world is Build talking about? He... he's made it before? When?? "I'M NOT LETTING YOU RUIN THE LIVES OF ANYONE ELSE! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!" The Scribe's coat bellows in the wind. He tries to say that he's changing, that he's not ruining anyone's lives, not now, but his words ring hollow, and they're snatched away by green. Build's eyes tear through the soul the Scribe no longer has.
Build uses O O O O /O\ O O O O.
"Do you want to know what I loathe? What I cannot stand? Why I hate those people like you?" Build's shades are covered in inky tar. A cosmos drenched in hatred is entrenched within the rims of his glasses. Hands of solidifed ink grapple at the Scribe, hoisting him into the air. The Scribe feels a flaring pain in his chest. "I hate how you reach out and take everything in your inky maw, as if the entire continuum of existence belongs to you. It doesn't."
"Do you want to know what I loathe? What I cannot stand? Why I hate those people like you?" Build's shades are covered in a miasma of errors. Glitches of spastic rainbows sever his eyes to the outside world. With a flick of a wrist, the hands metamorphose into the steely jaws of prehistoric birds. The Scribe feels a searing pain in the middle of his clavicle. "I hate how you spread your corrupted ideals wherever you go, without even bothering to clean up the mistakes you've made."
"Do you want to know what I loathe? What I cannot stand? Why I hate those people like you?" Build's shades are covered in shining golden light, with another eye displayed in them. Songs played by a choir invisible leak out of his pupils and pour out of his mouth. They solidify into hard-light chains, locking the Scribe parallel to the earth. The Scribe feels a searing pain in the back of his head. "I hate the lies you speak, and the lies you make yourself see. How you convince yourself you can be a conduit of perfection while being one of the most imperfect people I've ever known."
"Do you want to know what I loathe? What I cannot stand? Why I hate those people like you?" Build's shades are covered in cyan crystal. Images of other universes reflect in his lenses, not just their stars and galaxies. The hard-light chains crystallize, boiling and searing under the heat. The Scribe feels numb. "I hate how you ignore the past and look solely to the future. It took a literal crystal of bull to get you to see."
"Do you want to know what I loathe? What I cannot stand? Why I hate those people like you?" Build's shades are covered in shifting hyper light. The process of refinery blurs and warps his glasses, melting them into the eons. The ground turns brittle and cold against a howling wind. More hands erupt from the ground, pulsating with blackness and pink symbols. The Scribe feels a searing pain in his stomach. "I hate how you view senseless killing as the only option, and how you value the life of your own rather than the lives of others."
"Do you want to know what I loathe? What I cannot stand? Why I hate those people like you?" Build's shades go completely dark. A ghostly afterimage of the Scribe claws its way out of his body. The Scribe shudders and goes still, flopping to the ground under the weight of the hands and chains. The Scribe feels a searing pain over his mouth. "I hate how you don't have the decency to die."
"Do you want to know what I loathe? What I cannot stand? Why I hate those people like you?" Build's shades reflect with sunbeams and stained glass. The ominous chanting of days and people gone by, and the ideals of the divine, hang over his head. Winged figures pour from the clouds, throwing their flaming swords at the Scribe, impaling him. The Scribe feels a searing pain in his left arm. "I hate how you corrupt everything that's good. The will of the gods, people who got themselves in over their heads. You find the bad in everything they do, and you make it your mission to correct it through terror."
"Do you want to know what I loathe? What I cannot stand? Why I hate those people like you?" Build's shades reflect with a turbulent blizzard. His glasses freeze over with a sheen of ice, and then, like a spark, jets of flame burst from him. The flame sterilizes the Scribe, embers dying over his vulnerable body. The Scribe feels a searing pain in his right arm. "I hate your determination. How you can weather any storm and always, somehow, come on top. How you never stop doing wrong."
"Do you want to know what I loathe? What I cannot stand? Why I hate those people like you?" Build's shades infinitely reflect in on themselves. Their surfaces scratch and fold into facsimiles of icons, of sacred geometry. The Scribe feels several geometric shapes coalesce over his body, locking him in a final prison. The swords, the hands, the chains, all swirl around it. The Scribe feels a searing pain over his left eye socket. "I hate what you're looking for, and how it might, just maybe, be as bad as you are."
"And do you want to know what I hate the most about you, above all? It's how..." Build's shades go completely dormant. He takes them off entirely, revealing his actual eyes with irises of radiant green. He closes them, his entire body darkening. Visions of swirling color are visible under his eyelids, radiating and sending patterns across the field. Build feels a searing pain in his eyes. He opens them, and an unending stream of pure knowledge pours out carrying the sum total of existence in their particles and waves toppling civilizations and creating them in one breath a breath of undying unwavering solitude uttered by a single person against the constant cycle of tenacity and thievery that marks existence dimensions upon dimensions of layers of zones radiating down to the most basic and complicated of cores and essences all that ever was and is is passing by just try to say it try to speak at all just tell them what you know that you know that this is the end that you know there are loops at all and that maybe you know why that you know what lies beyond that you know he knows that you know who stole the capers that you know the muffin man that you know home isn't where the heart is that you know significance is earned not taken that you know you see yourself in the scribe that you know you're a hypocrite that you hate yourself that you hate how this war has no end that you hate how this war has no meaning that you hate the present that you hate the future that you hate the future's past that you hate the recent past that you hate how "...you'll WIN." The Scribe blinks once. Twice. "...Did you just say I'd win?" Build's kaleidoscopic eyes twitch, light sputtering from them. "SEE?? YOU'RE SO FOCUSED ON GETTING TO THE GATE AND DOING WHATEVER THAT YOU'RE NOT STOPPING TO THINK ABOUT THE BIG PICTURE!" The Scribe shouts from in his prison. "The Gate is the big picture! The Gate is the lock to the secret, and I... I have the keys! I'll make a new world! A better world!" Build's eyes blaze with pink fire. "That's the thing. You'll get there. But that better world you're talking about? It's not happening. Not if I have anything to say about it."
The Scribe pauses, looking at Build advancing towards him, the heat from his body and his eyes radiating to such an intensity that it's warping the air, causing the field to wobble. "So what are you gonna do? Kill me? I'll just come back. You know it." Build stops. "What, do you think I'm an idiot? I know you'll just come back right away. But him? He won't." The Scribe falters. "...Who are you talking about."
It happened faster than he could blink.
One second, a towering mech was standing to the Scribe's left. In it was Ampersand, that gleaming representation of an ankh, a symbol of life. In one second, it was there. In the next, there was nothing. Less than nothing. Only vapors, pink ashes, pools of kaleidoscopic liquid, and the stumps of legs. Fine crystalline powder showered from the sky. The Scribe sees that Build hadn't even moved. The kaleidoscope had barely dimmed from his eyes. His fist is smoking, and sizzling. Build cracks his knuckles, and there, in his open palm, is the fourth Curse. &. "Well," Build grins. "You're gonna have a hard time opening that lock without a key, right? I know I can't stop you. But I can sure as hell delay you." The prison disappears. The Scribe sinks, his body folding in on itself. Four down, he thinks to himself. Four down, and I only have three.
Build pauses in contemplation. "I hate you because you represent an ideal. A subset of people. Those who, even in this war of carnage, inflict the most devastation. Those not concerned with consequences. Who seek power for power's sake, and who will stop at nothing to get an ending that will doom everyone around them. Like Split. Like Uzi. Like the Godslayers. Like you." The Scribe manages to stand up. "How... how did you get this power... I was only aware that the Red Glasses were a beacon of changing shape. Of benevolence." Build laughs hysterically. "Oh, Scribe. There's a lot you don't know about me. And speaking of me, I'd wager I still have two punches of pure knowledge left. So let's see here. I'm thinking Unholy Abomination One and Unholy Abomination Two as targets. Deal? Deal."
The Scribe can't even muster a response before it's over. It happened exactly as before, within a second. Zerisek and the PEACE Walker. Two hulking entities at opposite ends of the battlefield, many blocks apart from each other. One second, they stood tall, undergoing sieges from players and entities alike. The next, there were two holes carved straight through them, expunged from existence. A plume of smoke pours from Build's hand, now. The fires in his eyes dim and dull themselves as Build puts his glasses back on. They are lit by the light of existence. "Come to think of it, I still have an action left. A potential special attack, ready for use. So let's use one, huh?" Build turns from the Scribe, flashstepping back to the Guardian. He adjusts his glasses, which once again shine a brilliant red, as he uses Jukebox Hero. Build's body sizzles and crackles with red energy, his body dissipating from existence and revealing the image of a red supergiant floating in an eternal void. Build charges up, reaching into his own body, a cavernous door to another world, pulling out... A cellphone.
Build dials a number on the cellphone and puts it up to his ear. "Hey, Split. I'm calling because... What? Yeah, I'm at the Zeroth Server right now. ...Uh-huh. Yeah. ...Mm-hm. ...Yes, she rode on my back. Yes, I was in great pain. I know you'll love to hear that. ...What. You did not. Oh my god, now I hate him even more. Okay, whatever, that's not the point. Can you lend me some of those time dealies you made back on GodCraft? I'll return them. ...Sigh. Look, I'll, uh... give you something in compensation. What? No. No, I'm, I, no, no. I'm not giving you a-any of that. Where would I even find a human corpse around here, it's cubic, for God's sake. Yeah. I... hm. I could give you some pink fire. Would you like tha--" ...He hung up. Immediately after Build removes the phone from his ear, a blazing red gear materializes onto the field. A hovering cube attached to a pipe organ with clockwork contrivances and a music disc drops out. Build reaches into his eye and pulls out a shimmering sphere of hyper light, experimentally tossing it through. The gear disappears, and Build swears he hears a "you're welcome."
Using the time machine, Build is able to give himself an extra action per turn, starting next turn! Yes, this means he now has triple action.
Hezetor's throne slowly flies inside SFS^3, as soon as the throne stops flying and finds its right place the inside of the Mech is enlighten by thousand of lights and screens hovering in the Control Room, on the screens there are the various Mechs and entities on the Battlefield, after watching at all these Mechs Hezetor decides that scanning Build is the first priority, as he thinks this all the screens in the Room switch to spy Build's mech discerning in detail how it functions.
[If Build was already scanned scan Roxxanne/Walker]
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: MIND
Tokens: (7, 2, 7) (+3 fame from finishing alchemy)
Total Tokens (13, 10, 13)
I go ahead and remember that I actually have a class and buy the passive Mikoto's Might, which cost (2, 4, 2). I don't think it takes effect this turn, but it synergizes real nicely with Mikoto himself, provided I stay in Mind mood. (The passive means that at the end of every turn, my entities get a free action that cannot heal or damage anything. Basically, it will give Mikoto some extra concentration.)
* Finishing a Charge
* Dealing Damage (20,000 per token, Any)
* Selling stuff (1 W token per 2 charge points)
* Finishing a permanent alchemy (1 F token per 3 levels)
* Finishing a consumable alchemy (1 S token per 3 levels)
* Getting a Spoil of War (10 all)
* Assisting Defeating a (non trivial) Enemy (1 all, +2 of choice)
* RP With Another Player (+1 any, max 1/turn)
Mikoto's Might (Can break Might mood with Mind for +30% damage. At the end of each turn, entities get a free action that cannot heal/damage/debuff/buff anything.)
Conviction x1
> Concentrate. Gain 4 Concentration and 15,000 normal HP.
Gail purchases the Subconscious Dark punch (7 N left) and also the first level of Glyph of Focus (2 N left).
Mikoto buys a new room composed of a Glass Pressure Plate (3-1 C), Nightmare Guardians (6-1 C) and the Watsonian modifier (4 - 1 C). In total this costs 10 C (he gets the discount for having few rooms).
Mikoto buys a new room composed of Vitals Targeting (3-1 C), Darkfire Surge (6-1 C), Duct Tape (2-1 C), and Subconscious Dark (5-1 C). In total this costs 12 C. (with the low room discount)
State at End of Turn: Mikoto: 75,000/120,000 HP. 140,000/140,000 True HP. Concentration: 9/45. Rooms: Watsonian Glass Nightmare Guardians (24,000/24,000 HP)>Vitals Targeting Darkfire Surge with a Subconscious Dark duct taped to it (don't ask me how that works. 31,000/31,000 HP)>N/A>N/A>N/A. Fabric Strength: 3/7. M-MURDER: III Gail: 40,000/40,000 HP. Favor: 4 (5 if Gail doesn't get hit this turn). Wrath: 0
Gains 4 C and 2 N per turn
Current defenses: 55% for first attack, 51% for second, 47% for third, 43% for fourth onwards.
Sources: 3% (glass) + 8% (times however many attacks he's already taken. nightmare guardians) + 3% (Watsonian) + ----> + 21% * 1.3 (Subconscious Dark, 3 empty rooms. Boosted by Vitals Targeting) + 15% * 1.3 (Darkfire Lance. Target is guarianteed to have a debuff from the glass pressure plate. Boosted by Vitals Targeting)
(Note. A value of 55% means he only takes 55% normal damage from attacks against his True HP.)
Purchased thingies:
Subconscious Dark (part. It's one of the things I added during the turn delay)
Glyph of Focus (+1 C per turn, +5 maximum C)
(Tazz, I'm trying to make this as easy as possible for you. Is this format good, or do you want me to change anything?)
Mech action: Use Dragon's Breath and Plasma Blade on PEACE Walker. Drones, use 1 Freon Blaster and 1 Sound Cannon on PEACE Walker. The other two shoot their Freon Blaster and Sound Cannon at the Terror Husk.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
I continue scoping out the Thyme crew by asking them very deep philosophical questions about their personality and morality. For instance, let's say there's a trolley that's rolling down a track and it's about to kill five people, but there's a lever that will divert it down a different track where it will only kill one person. However, the lever is far away from you and the only way to pull it in time (we're saying that this is a binary choice and we're not super powered like we are in every DTG ever. And no third option. Either pull the lever or don't) is to go through a teleporter that works by mashing you up into atoms, flinging those atoms to the lever, then putting them back together. Would you go through the teleporter to pull the lever? Would it be you pulling the lever, or just a clone that's similar to yourself? Would you be responsible for the death of 'old you' if you went through the teleporter? And afterwards, would you think to yourself, 'wait a moment. There's a real life teleporter here. If I sell it, I'll be rich!'? And would you think 'who builds an analog lever in the middle of nowhere that controls a track several miles away'? Or would you think 'Why are these idiots on the track in the first place'?
Also, related trolley problem. There's a train going down a track as normal. Nobody is tied to the track or anything and nobody is in any danger. However, you can pull the lever and divert the train down a different track. If you do, everyone on the train will be about 10 minutes late for work, but you'll feel really smug about yourself. Nobody will ever know it was you that pulled the lever. Would you pull the lever then?
While they're all distracted by this, I scan for latent magic and what not. And... you know what? Screw it. I try to pickpocket Roxanne too, if I get the chance. Or if I can't pickpocket someone while they're in a giant mech, then I don't.
“I shoulj get my own music for being a boss, but sadly there is too much happening for that.”
Alchemy and charges:
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (YERS!), Glyph of Mana lvl 6, Glyph of Life lvl 8, Glyph of Growth lvl 4, Glyph of Decay lvl 7, Compassion lvl 20, The BoomHammer lvl 12
(The Origuni (from Enter the Gungeon) || grey ink) || ((Paper with Proof for the Intermediate Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for the Mean Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for L'Hôpital's Rule) && (Barometer && Stopwatch && Anemometer (measures wind speed && Hand Fan)) = Limit Found 9/16
Something: 23/50
MOAR CHARGES: 6/50
We never stop charging stuff. Ever: 4/50
If you want me to model or animate something, I'd love to hear it. I'm not necessarily good with Blender and AfterEffects, but I want excuses to practice.
Alchemies
Warded Jar && Concentrated Avaritine = Essentia Singularity (Lv. 10, 5/6)
(Iridium Ingot (Gregtech) && Enderium Ingot (Thermal Expansion) && Voidmetal Ingot (Thaumcraft 4) && Unstable Ingot (Extra Utilities) && Concentrated Avaritine) || Iron Wand Cap = Orichalcum Wand Cap (Lv. 15, 6/8)
Orichalcum Wand Cap: A wand cap crafted of a peculiar neon blue metal. Forged from the existential kiln of the corpse of an ichorium Wither, slain in the risk of rain, at the hand of an amethyst sorcerer. Upon application to a wand core, orichalcum wand caps bend and twist the fabric of spacetime, to create the most direct link to Nihil Parva itself upon the tips of the wand. Thusly, the most refined channeler of vis possible in creation itself serves its purpose.
(Adaminite Ingot (Thaumic Additions) && Manyullyn Ingot (Tinkers' Construct) && Dreadium Ingot (Abyssalcraft) && Ichorium Ingot (Thaumic Tinkerer) && Concentrated Avaritine) || Greatwood Wand Core = Cosmic Neutronium Wand Core (Lv. 15, 6/8)
Cosmic Neutronium Wand Core: A dull gray rod covered in artisanal ichor runes. Forged from the kiln of an amethyst mage-slain ichorium Wither, the cosmic neutronium wand core is filled with pure compacted magetear, serving as the finest and most boundless wand core that shall ever exist within this reality. For all intents and purposes, your wand is a node, when its core is forged of cosmic neutronium. Use it wisely.
Charges
Project M17-v3A (6/50)
Project M14-Todokete(23/50) (+3 from Twin)
Project M16-v3B (7/50)
+3 to Twin.
My glorious caps, they have been sullied. Curses. My favorite style of speech is barred to me. Quickly, deprive tazz of the enjoyment of revenge so that he may resume this figurative infernal torment. And literally torment the not-elf while you are at it, she is a massive pile of gorilla.
Arm Gravitizer
Level 6
Basically a gravity gun made to be attached to an arm. It works like how a Gravity Gun(or for this matter, a supercharged one) would work, except with some added functions.
Noctem Dreadmill
Level 19
Two dangerously sharp Katanas held together by a grip that generates the power of Darkness on the blade. Not for amateurs.
[AZ] Fire and Blade: 275,000/275,000 HP + 9,000 HP Regen. EMP AC: 5(PWR bonus). Evade: 25%(SPD bonus). Dodge Ignorance: 25%(DEX bonus). Strength Bonus: 16,000(STR bonus). Position: Airborn. Passives: Immune to weather/terrain effects. +6,000 on melee attacks. Double action. Cannot use same weapon twice in a row. Can switch positions freely. Double ammo for double damage. Actives: Plasma Blade: [I]. Plasma Blade: [I]. Dragon's Breath: [III]. Jump Jets: [II].
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(Focused) ...there's just too much happenin' right now that I'm starting to get confused...ah well, just gonna have to stick to my original plan.
I drop down to the ground. Since I couldn't do it on the decoy turn, I now throw the promised stick at PEACE Walker. Knowing that this will be dodged, I then follow up by using my Arm Gravitizer on it, which will either cause me to be pulled to it or for it to be pulled towards me. I then activate Overload and stab it with both Noctem Dreadmill and one of my Plasma Blades.
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Alliance: AZ
Name : Spinosaurus Supreme
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Fortress Carrier (Siege Mode : Attacks always hit against you, even inaccurate ones, but all attacks gain Splash and you gain double action)
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Leviathon (+4 DUR, Water world ability, Natural Weapon, Bulwark, and Infused)
Features: Natural Weapon (from Leviathon)
UI: Brain Implant
Hacking Tools: 4 Defense Matrix
Weapons : Plasma Shield[x2] and Gator Tooth(Natural Weapon)
Drones (include the upgraded drones):Two Defenders (no upgrades)
Suit Upgrades: Bulwark and Infused (from Leviathon)
Final stat totals:
DEX:1
PWR:5
SPD:2
DUR:10
REC:3
STR:5
Resources Spent : 200
Spent on :Leviathon (60), Brain Implant (20) Weapons (40) 2 Defenders (30) 4 Defense Matrix (40) Solar Panels (10)
[ITEMS WITH CHARGES]
[The Rise 10/50 Hits 3 entities with attacks of alive entities. Heals 3 entities for the damage of 1 of the attacks OR heals one entity for the combined damage of all attacks ][divided by 2.]
[The Madness 9/50 Buffs 3 entities in same team. Gives buffed entities change to hit different entity to one selected that turn. Can't charge when entities are buffed.]
[The Fall 10/50 Uses attacks of 3 dead entities. Inflicts a 3 turn debuff 'Kamikaze' which causes an entity to inflict AoE damage on near by entities. Can't charge when enemies] [are debuffed.]
[Each has 5 turn charge.](I just realized something looking over older posts. What exactly do you mean by no predestined charges?)
[I gaze around the battlefield, wondering how long it will take for each mech to be destroyed. I also heal everyone that might have been damaged this turn, starting with the] [person damaged the most. I also see if Richard is ok since it seems like his gambit failed, but I'm not sure if it did though.]
[Complete]
[Tarot Deck ~~~~ Loom =Scarf of Cards (in Richards possession)]
[Staple remover && Scissors && Three hole puncher && Sword = Slashademia (Level 7: 4/4 )]
[Pen && Highlighter && Pencil && Revolver = The Marks-Man (Level 7: 4/4)]
[Projector && Movie Real && 3D Glasses && Audio System=The Big Screen (Level 5)3/3 Complete]
Nothing except PEACE Walker has been damaged this turn, so you heal it for 5,000 HP. This was so useful.
Scythe && Occam's Razor && Schrodinger's Cat(Paper Copy) && Murphy's Law = What Will Go Wrong (Level 8, 1/5)
Wine && Purified Water && Potion of Strength && Goblet = Grail of Power (Level 7, 1/4)
Name: Hot Sauce
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Medium (Relentless)
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Hunter (140) (Plasma Bow, Camoflague, Flight, Infused)
Features: Flight
UI: Manual
Hacking Tools: Defense Matrix
Weapons: Plasma Bow, Magnetic Phaser, Wave Motion Gun
Drones (include the upgraded drones): Predator (Sound Cannon & Freon Blaster)
Suit Upgrades: EC Advanced, Backup Generator, Kinetic Stabilizers, Armor Plating, Solar Panels, Infused
Final stat totals:
DEX: 7
PWR: 5
SPD: 5
DUR: 4
REC: 5
STR: 3
I have no idea if I should be putting infused there.
[GS] Hot Sauce 250000/250000 HP +15000 Regen (REC Bonus). 6 EMP AC (PWR Bonus). Dodge: 25% (SPD Bonus). Dodge Ignorance: 29% (DEX Bonus). Melee Bonus: 6000. Airborn. Plasma Bow: [IIIIIIII] Magnetic Phaser: [IIIIII] Wave Motion Gun: III Camoflague: III
(+2 to TrickleJest, +1 to MrMirrorMan)
Currently aligned with Godslayers.
[CHARGES]
15/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONSAND OTHER UNMENTIONABLEEVILSTUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT 13/40 ~ RNGesus
11/35 ~ ... (+1 from RepentantReven, I guess?)
Yeaaah, this wasn't the best test run, was it?
Let that be a lesson learned for the future, I suppose. Especially those considering doing DtG games based on this kind of stuff.
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After looking at the statblocks of the accepted mechs as opposed to the rejected ones, I now understand.
So... last chance. I bloody well hope that this works. Otherwise I'm going mechless (which I'm mostly fine with, other than self-disappointment and all that comes with it).
The Black Dragon
Suit Class: Medium, Relentless
Body Type: Bio + Dragon (70)
Features: Flight, Natural Weapons x2 (10)
UI: Brainwave Harness (10)
Hacking Tools: ...Nah. If I can't be stunned, what's the point of investing in defense?
Weapons: Gator Tooth x 2, War Lance, Freron Blaster (70)
Drones (include the upgraded drones): ...Nah.
Suit Upgrades: Spare Energy Cell (Free), Maneuvering Rockets (10), Cyber Brain (10), Duelist (10), Armor Plating (10) (60 total)
[GS] The Black Dragon: 275,000 HP, 5 EMP AC. 15,000 Regen. REC/PWR Bonus. Dodge: 20%. Ignorance: 20%. +16,000 melee damage bonus. STR bonus. Airborn. Flight. x2 action. Gator Tooth 1 [+0 extra damage]. Gator Tooth 2 [+0 extra damage]. War Lance [1]. Freron Blaster [IIII]. Dragon's Breath [IIII].
Fix as you see fit.
Now, onto normal post shenanigans, 'cause it's a new turn. CHARGES:
Shadow of the Blade (7/50) (+2 GM)
A weapon from the depths of another time, another place.
The Backlines (8/20) (+3 GM, Toast)
Every team that's worth something needs supporting things.
Empowered Shell True Power(7/50) (+2 GM)
Empowers P. DarkSide, giving him his immense power... at the cost of making him vulnerable.
ALCHEMIES:
Naginata && Spear || Infernal Ruby && Bloody Garnet && Energized Amber && Chainsword = Dark Red Spark (Lv.18 , 3/10)
It can slash. It can stab. It can fry your internals with a well-placed strike. It also has a functional chainsaw blade. Brilliant.
Gun || Gunk && Funk && Skunk = -Unk Buster (Lv. 5, 3/3) DONE! Looks like it's time to make an inventory area for this stuff now.
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I honestly have no idea where I went with this. Guess I just wanted to have a bit of fun.
Cutlass || Essence of the Vengeful, Wronged Spirit && Fearless Teal Geode && Bottled Darkness && Pitch-Black Onyx = Risen From Fury (Lv. 20, 3/11)
A corrupt blade, said to have originally been made by a vengeful pirate spirit whom had been wronged in so many ways it was impossible to count. They say this count of wrongs done goes up even when he passed into the afterlife, never to return to this world. He must have the worst luck ever. Wielding his weapon makes you feel sympathetic for this spirit, and feel enraged for the wrongs literally everyone caused him. Yes, even those whom had no direct influence were involved. Thus, he lends his power to the wielder, shredding foes left, right, and center.
((I'll be much more careful with my wording for these things in the future. Thanks for the input.))
It's actually shockingly difficult to start up with an emotionless shell. That's one reason I'm doing this whole Paranoid DarkSide appearance thing. The other is RP based, so just ignore that stuff if it feels too bull. Especially the entry shouting thing.
ACTIONS: (Focused = YES)
After a few glitches in the system (AKA me not providing enough mech information), assuming I didn't screw it up again, The Black Dragon flies in. But before DarkSide could jump in- OH WHAT IS THAT DISTORTION AND WHY IS IT FREAKISH AND HAVE TWO PURPLE HANDS CLAWING OU-
"ROXXAAAAAANNE!!!"
...Oh no no no no no no, this can't happen, not now! He'll destroy us all given the chance! This was a bad ide- "Ahaha, really, now? How cute. They appeared in Aetheria that one time. I saw them do a thing with that Red fellow, even though I wasn't actually there. Aetheria was made in the Terraria session, and, considering its canonicity and its stuck-in-the-void-and-in-multiple-times-thing, there's no way that I can't come here. I was in there while all this was happening, yet never got involved myself. My only desire is revenge... against Roxxanne... and to prevent all this future mumbo-jumbo from happening, but eh. Call me blinded by the past, but I'm still recovering from salt burns, metaphorically speaking. Oh, but isn't this Past Roxxanne? Even better! Now I may destroy her once and for all! OH I LOVE LOOPHOLES IN UNIVERSE LOGIC!"
...You DO realize your weapons are useless in this session, right? "I'm charging one up, clearly. Sheesh, what do you think I am, unprepared?"
...Right... anyway, the rift rips the fabric of space-time open, the hands, joined by another two, charcoal-black hands, ripping it cleanly open, space distorting as they begin to come through. The rift was large enough to reveal the terrifying monstrosity on the other side. A figure, with the helmet and cloak of Zant, the raw distortive power of both Akron and Giratina combined, and the large extra hands, about the size of the abomination himself, were identified to be those of the Shadow Queen's. The abomination steps out of the portal, and takes off his helmet, as Zant would, revealing his true face. Yep, it's the one everyone anticipated, from the mannerisms to the desire for revenge to the sheer description of him to the knowledge of Roxxanne even though at this point in time they never met to the fact that he came out of the Voidcity Aetheria...
It's mothergorillaing Paranoid DarkSide. Well done, Tazz. You've attracted this guy. Not a single person knows his actual name; erased from, presumably, everything the various dimensions and universes had on him. Nothing was readily at anyone's fingertips, including his own. HE doesn't even remember, or even know, his own name anymore. But he'll know it if someone says it to his face and loses all his power. ((I mean, anyone who has been following my thing in Terraria and the Arena knows all this, but still))
He crushes the DarkSide Shell's head into bits with a well-placed knock-down and stomp, then stares down the entire crowd. "...So this is where it all began, then? Let's see... uh... two Godmodders? Odd, but hey, who am I to judge. So where's the-" He finds the GS crowd. "Ah, there they are." He climbs into the mech, and flies to their side, ready to fight with them. This isn't a massive betrayal here, people! But before he actually starts attacking things... "Let's make this a bit more fair." He deactivates all of his extra powers for now, wanting to provide a fair fight until his "True Power" and "Shadow of the Blade" charges are ready.
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"I'm extremely worried about Tazz; I know what this guy's capable of. Research also states that Thyme and Thyme-based entities ain't fun to be around, as they get a huge boost to power and destroys their sanity. Basically, we may as well pray to whatever deity we believe in that we don't get obliterated. I'm not getting my hopes up. Shame, too; this mech's COMFY and it looks AWESOME! I'd hate to see it get destroyed so soon."
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The Black Dragon, assuming it was created, prepares to cut something to ribbons because I'm going to try a thing.
The mech takes off with its flight boosters, straight up into the air, going nowhere in particular, merely towards the sky. After about a second of flight, the mech backflips, freefalling, presumably, to its inevitable crash landing. It dives downward, picking up speed and, eventually hitting top speed, pulls up juuuust before it hits the ground. This results in the mech flying forward at a high speed. What was it flying towards, you ask? Directly for the PEACE Walker. I made the right choice in not investing heavily in EMP damage for this. Gator Tooth 1 revs up, ready to slice open the Walker. As soon as the chainsaw was about to hit, the PEACE Walker likely attempted to dodge, but I knew better. I INTENTIONALLY missed it, allowing for a follow-up. The mech lands, revs up Gator Tooth 2, and then jumps and backflips onto the PEACE Walker's head (feet-first, obviously), presumably crushing it a bit. The Black Dragon then proceeds to dig both of the Gator Teeth into the shoulders and neck of the PEACE Walker, attempting to cut off its limbs and head bit by bit. The Gator Teeth were trying to cut into the metal, but were struggling. So, using up some of the mech's power reserves, the Black Dragon then proceeds to open its mouthpiece, and a powerful blast of fire begins to coat the PEACE Walker in flames as the Gator Teeth continue to rip into it, the metal being heated enough to actually start cutting into it. And so cutting happened for a bit.
Paranoid then peeks out of the mech for a second, and proceeds to shoot it with his little pea-shooter called the -Unk Buster at the PEACE Walker, shooting a Skunk for some reason. This does minimal damage, because it's a freaking skunk vs. a mech. Though, to be honest, it does smell a bit like cyanide. So, after using this, Paranoid jumps back in and gets his arse out of there.
You summon your mech, but the lateness of it causes you to be exhausted. You do not get to attack. The Black Dragon, summoned!
I should warn you that Hacking is the exception to Relentless stun immunity. It should have been mildly obvious that getting total immunity to a new gimmick designed to incapacitate mechs for free is ridiculous, though I can't really blame you.
Meanwhile, Roxxanne responds to Paranoid for his senselessness
[font=#courier new]uA: OK it stopped hurting now and-Uh, Paranoid? uA: Uh, I'm not sure if you're already aware, but this is NOT the past. Or, not really the past? IT's kind of the future but in the past-augh! uA: Not important, Greater than colon V! uA: 'Revenge?' For what? That's ridiculous, all you have against me is not even canon, or we share it anyways! Like Zetta being a jerkbag! uA: But, if you're fixin' for a scrap, then I'mma pound you, colon three![/font]
It becomes apparent that Roxxanne had apparently time traveled backwards too, or something. You weren't there for important reveals; if you want a summary, ask, politely.
[N] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP. (Estimated 56,000 HP remaining from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)
Echeladder-style Level 2: XP 19,500/225,000
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]
This post is Focused.
Before Action: "I have seen some weird stuff approached us. So let BL4D3-BL457 MECH do the work for us the Godslayers and the Narrative."
Action: The BL4D3-BL457 MECH swoops to PEACE Walker, kicks his back with all 4 of her legs before she shoots the blast of the Plasma rifle on his face and she lands.
"OK then, but this is round 2"
She slashes him with her claws before she slices him with her Plasma Blade before she stamps on his feet via 2 of her legs and she breathes the light green fire from her Dragon's Breath ability after that, she kicks him with her back legs before she flies up again.
2 of her drones uses their weapons to shoot PEACE Walker.
Something 7/50 [Placeholder/AZ]
ChurgeAtk #1 17/50
My next thing... 4/50 [Placeholder/AZ]
Alchemy Creation:
Trying to think another weapon which is not a same as the Genocide Knife... Knife && Jar of Determination (Less than full of determination) && Lesser 6 SOULS = ???
If failed, try Knife && && Pinch of Determination power && 6 Hearts are like SOULS but not as strong as these = ???
Potion of Critmist && Potion of Dire Nectar = Potion of Kritzkrieg 6/9
Like a Boss (My weapon) && Angelic Blessing && LHC Madhouse (Another weapon of mines) = What the Fig 5/11
Joke Alchemy: None
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet.
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet.
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Mid-Level Alchemies
Allies Action:
We will bereturn, sooner than that...
+1 to Toast, Talist and Krill.
Charge Bank: +5 from Toast, Talist and Hezetor = 15 Charge Points in total
Knife && Jar of Determination (Less than full of determination) && Lesser 6 SOULS = LOVE (Level 25)
Still too strong, though at least possible. SOULS are not to be trifled with.
If failed, try Knife && && Pinch of Determination power && 6 Hearts are like SOULS but not as strong as these = EXP (Level 15: 1/8)
7,500 + 10,000 + 15,000 (sorry, miscalculated your melee bonus) + 7,500 damage to PEACE Walker, totaling 45,000! PEACE Walker is burned for one turn! More BURN DoT stacks will be added if more flamethrowers hit him.
((super fire orb)) AND zero point magic generator 1/11
Navitas Nox AND energy condenser 2/8
Arctoae AND energy condenser 1/8
31/50 for a space station
11/50 for elemental coalescence (+2 cyan, +2 revan, +1 supercool, +1 EXOS, 1 darkside)
1/5 for Project Take Over The World
+3 to helldiver for Project Take Over The World
The OP King, feeling very smug with themselves at having done something suddenly finds their emotions switching from smugness to pure rage. What. Was. That. Name.
You've sealed your fate, guardian.
The OP King, or, Ohptkin as their true name has been revealed to be (kek, tazz tried to spoil one of my "plot points" and didn't even spell it right. Oh well, the OP King seems too angry to care right now.) sits an stews in their anger, they're definitely going to try and do something unpleasant.
Whether or not they'll succeed is another question, but tazz should definitely consider himself lucky that the OP Scale exists.
Meanwhile...
The three subordinates of the OP King are busy not preparing themselves for rage-induced suicide.
First off, we have entity orders:
Zerisek is still recovering from being Flumpty'd. Fortunately he gets 1000 hit points every time he punches someone in the face (barring uses of "Who Needs Enemies") so he'll likely get at least some of his health back by the time his mech dies.
The Gazebo Launcher activates siege mode, and then fires 3 gazebos.... up over the heads of everyone... where are they going?
Three gazebos land around Golden Flumpty’s Ghostly Hallucinations Station. Thanks to the feature of forcing the target to face the gazebo alone, no entity besides the targeted can affect the gazebos. Unless tazz calls GM fiat (please don't do this tazz, I just realized it and it is the coolest thing please don't kill my awesome gimmick manipulation) this means that the gazebos are free to attack and deal their (Admittedly small) damage to the still sleeping mech until either PEACE Walker bites it or Golden Flumpty is taken out pre-emptively since nothing barring the still-sleeping mech can actually touch the gazebos. Said mech is, well, still asleep, and thusly cannot do anything about the gazebos slowly knocking pieces off of its health.
If GM fiat would kick in (either in the form of this not being a viable strategy or them waking up because of gazebo mauling) the gazebos instead get assigned to assorted Hostile and PZ drones to go break faces
The gazebo launcher's drones, in addition to doing the auto-bodyguarding thing turn their guns on on the Terror Husk.
Now for my actual action:
The King of All Elements sprints across the field, the light drone assigned to his suit slinging out EMP grenades into three of Uzi's plasma shield drones (TRIPLE KILL)
As the King itself charges across the field a massive swirl of earth energy begins to pick up around and behind it, creating a large wave of rock behind him. He charges towards the anomaly. Normally, targeting Uzi would be an excercise in futility. This time though... maybe, just maybe...
Even if they can't hurt Uzi, that mech of hers looks VERY targetable. First though, there's a drone to be dispatched. Leaping up into the air under the flight power, the King shoots down from the sky, using a burst of air from the orb previously absorbed while the massive wave of earth continues onwards.
As the earth pillar launches upwards, the King slams down, punching a plasma blade straight through the drone, with the entire force of the mech behind it, the King slamming into the drone with the force of a hurricane, smashing it between the two massive forces.
You just outright kill Nerve, woo. The Boogeymaster summoned. ...What.
*UserZero: AHAHAHAHAAHA *UserZero: ... ok you know what that actually isnt funny at all *UserZero: whatever, needed troops. Enjoy those guys.
I have intercepted. The Scans. It appears that UserZero's drones all spawn an entity-a weak one-once they are hit the first time they live. UserZero's mech itself, The Big Mama, can also do this, but it spawns a bigger one as the mech itself cannot respawn. This means it is imperative to destroy The Big Mama as quickly as possible, or leave a Drone alive so she can't get too many more. It is obvious as daylight that The Big Mama itself will spawn something else, but it's much stronger. Not a 'bold' entity in power level, but it is not cannon fodder level.
Your drones and the Gazebo Launcher will do as you say...Except, the Gazebo Launcher's turn is taken up Sieging, so it can't launch Gazebos.
"You know what? Let's do this.
This is who I am. Someone who will take actions in the name of justice. Someone who is going to be decisive." 23/50 A Youkai that may get here by winter
17/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
12/50 The First of the Eight Non-robot masters
46 saved
+3 Ire
Gurann Lagann Theme && Magic Armor: Do the Impossible 5/7
A set of armor that can stop any attack that should be able to pierce through it.
Muramune && Star's Mechsuit *Note, this now has a name: The Nanomachines Suit*: 2/?? Adds +1 PWR and +1 DEX to the Mechsuit's stats
Blue Falcon II Ludicrous Speed Drive: 1/?? Ludicrous Falcon
Because F-Zero cars aren't fast enough on their own.
As the Skeletal Captain Falcon flies off, a flash of...blue, right? Crystal's color is blue, right? So a blue trail forms behind the Captain, followed by a red explosion. All that's left? A trophy of Falcon, this time much more normal.
"Well, let it not be said that I don't keep my entities safe. Sorry about the wait."
Star taps the base of the trophy, then immediately jumps in the mech.
Captain Falcon immediately calls the Falcon Flyer and leaves the server immediately.
"Now, time to wait: Will my rage activate?" Focused Action
Faction: AZ
Name: Nanomachines Suit
HP: 250,000
Regen: 15,000 + Rec Bonus
EMP AC: 4
Dodge: 15%
Dodge Ignorance: 15%
Melee Bonus Damage: 10,000 + Str Bonus
Not Airborne, cannot become airborne. Dangit...this is what I missed last post, wasn't it?
Weapons: Sharpshooter [IIIII] + Particle Blade (No ammo necessary)
Cooldown: JUMP JETS (2 Turn Cooldown, currently ready for use)
HP: 35,000
Weapon: Gator Tooth
Has Light Shield
Has 10% dodge chance
"That said, I'm still angry.
You wanna know why, Tazz? First off, up there? 7.8/10, too much WAA. And too much Purple.
Second? My Mech. Not added because I forgot to add the fact that it wasn't airborne. I'd stomach that, if you didn't fix other's mistakes that were much more major than THAT. Especially considering that guy asked specifically if there was anything not on the list that needed to be added. And everything else on the list was THERE. If you're doing it because I changed my mech? Newsflash, I DIDN'T.
Third? Because, frankly, it feels like I've been fighting the GM this entire time, and only NOW is that literally true.
That's not good gamesmanship, Tazz.
And FINALLY? All the pent-up emotion from what that LAWFUL NEUTRAL THAT DELUDES ITSELF INTO BELIEVING IT'S LAWFUL GOOD force did right before deciding to kick the bucket.
Rage. RAGE."
The Nanomachines Suit uses Rage!
OK, this is not OP in the slightest. Seriously.
The attack power of the Nanomachines Suit/Star inside the Nanomachines Suit is now cut in half! This changes every time the Nanomachines Suit takes damage, in that 0.2 is added to the attack stat. So, after one hit, 0.7, two hits, 0.9, and so on.
Note that this does not apply to the drone.
I wholly agree with Tazz, purple overload. Purple is not a creative color.
I CAN BARELY CONTROL THIS! LET'S SEE, THOUGH...DOES THIS WORK? IT WORKS. GREAT! NOW BACK TO THE FIGHT.
The reason why your mech failed was you forgot the Mech forms as well as the mech statblock. Nothing else. Tazz (nor I) would fail you over trivial nonsense such as that. However, as you could repetitively change your mech and I requested both, very specifically...
... Yes, this means you do not get a suit of Power Armor.
...Have +2 to a charge as compensation, though I should point out that it was asked for very blatantly before you get salty over it. I am sorry, but I'm barely keeping up with these as it is and I stated what had to be done twice now. You fell short both times.
Could you actually tell me what the gorilla you just did about making deals with demons‽ Simple. Sold my soul to the Daemon to fuel a knowledge god. Now we have more stuff to work with. . . .
. . .
I thought you knew the entire reason I'm in this cubic dimension! Don't worry, this one's safe. That's what I thought.
Shenelsky enters 777 Kill Chop Deluxe. Right now, he'll just make sure 7-Light^2 is bodyguarding us.
[AZ] 777 Kill Chop Deluxe: 275,000 HP. (+6,000 HP per turn). 5 EMP AC. (PWR bonus). 25% Evasion. (SPD bonus). 25% Evasion Ignorance. (DEX bonus). 10,000 Melee Damage Bonus. (STR bonus). Airborn. Plasma Bow [IIIIIIII] (Bonus 10% Evasion Ignorance for Plasma Bow). Camouflage: II
DRONES:
[AZ] 7-Grand Dad: 35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Light Shield, System Shocker III, Heavy Shield.
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Fortress - Carrier (0)
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Hunter (60)
Features: Flight (Free from Body Type) (0)
UI: Manual (0)
Hacking Tools: None (0)
Weapons: Plasma Bow (Free from Body Type.) (0)
Drones (include the upgraded drones): Heavy with Defender and Heavy Shield, Heavy with Destroyer and El Blanco and War Lance, Heavy with Destroyer and Starlight Breaker and War Lance, Heavy with Destroyer and System Shocker and Heavy Shield, Heavy with Metro Special, Heavy with Artillery Cannon, Heavy with Freon Blaster, Heavy with Tesla Rifle (120, 2x drones from carrier)
Suit Upgrades: Camouflage, Backup Generator, Sub-Armor Pistons, Solar Panels (20) (First two free from body type)
Final stat totals:
DEX: 5 (+4 from Body Type)
PWR: 5 (+1 from Suit Upgrade)
SPD: 5 (+3 from Descendant Bonus)
DUR: 5
REC: 2 (+1 from Suit Upgrade)
STR: 5 (+1 from Suit Upgrade)
Total used Resources: 200
The Army: 7/20
The Puppet Commander: 7/25
Your Pal: 14/50
+3 to The Scribe
Crossbow || (Dynamite || Vaculite) = Biogenesis (Level 8: 4/5) Why don't we make a crossbow that shoots Vaculite grenades? What could go wrong.
Tubas || Ultracondensed Bedrock^2 Wall = Five-Floor Goodbye (Level ?: 1/?) Think of these tubas as an immovable wall. It sits there and does nothing, but it can't be moved.
Raspberry Pi || Tome of Knowledge Unwritten = Coalescence (Level ?: 1/?) A Coalescence of technology and unwritten knowledge. The pinnacle of the Information Age.
((Railgun || (Massive Blaze Rods && Amaranthine Embers) && (Magma Cream && Magetear Droplet)) && Targeting Device && Interactive Frequency Generator) || (Purple Crystal && Magetear) = The Shining Folly (Level 24: 1/13) (Erelyitem)
The Shining Folly: A device that seeks out those with (or without) the specified life frequency and, on command, lobs a Crystallized Rift at the presumed Heretic, utilizing the Haunt Muskie.
Haunt Muskie: Modified corotite railgun of some description, reinforced by four charred blaze rods. The advanced device is greased with magma cream, and charged with stellar concentrate. When loaded with Charred Rods acquired from the crystallization of knowledge swirls upon a special form of blaze rod, the Haunt Muskie fires out cosmically-charged unstable pikes formed from fused charred rods coated in the violaceous embers of the abyss. Upon spearing an enemy, the pike will detonate itself, blasting forth a wave of amethystine fire and charred shrapnel, neither of which make distinction between friend or foe. (Haunt Muskie made by Battlefury the Canine)
Crystallized Rift: The embodiment of unadulterated cosmic oblivion. Nothing survives in its wake, save for highly refined amounts of Resin Residuum lining in storage containers. When exposed to anything other than this, the compound will immediately begin to annihilate the fabric of reality present around or within it, from physical matter to souls, until it is contained once more. (Description by Erelye, Muraqib)
Hypefernal Thrusters
Ultracondensed Bedrock^2 Wall
Infinity Sided Dice (UNUSABLE)
Demonic Matrix
Lucky Tea
Demon Blood Shard
Raspberry Pi
Empty Taglocks
Richard Taglock
Popcorn
Bane of Lapis
Ender Matrix
Journal #-1
Black Hole in a Jar
Tome of Knowledge Unwritten
18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
Liquid Avaritine
Amaranthine Embers
Raspberry Pi || Tome of Knowledge Unwritten = Coalescence (Level 15: 1/8)
You...Do nothing, I suppose. This is hardly unacceptable. Your Drones are fortuitously possessed of a reasonably active AI so they will enjoy dealing a large chunk of your damage per turn, as they should.
Ultra Sledgehammer || (Lightning Hammer && Amethyst Flame) && Fish Guitar && Laser Crystal shards && (The Black Sword && Concentrated Avaritine) && (Ultra Shovel && Magetear) = 9/9 Xolotl [16]
Xolotl: An ornate warhammer composed of a shining vesperium. Matrices and lattices have been inscribed into the head of the hammer with a combination of avaritine and magetear, the latter of which providing an additional method of combat, if mere swings fail to suffice. The weapon itself is a small furnace burning with amethyst flames, and outputting inordinately vast amounts of radiation as a result. A single swing of the hammer can shatter masses of atomic bonds around you, and release the energy in the form of blasts of unearthly lightning, rending flesh from bone.
Name and description made by Erelye.
Hellion: A compact splinter gun constructed with a pale steel and hazel wood. When loaded with fully-operational turquoise crystal prisons, Hellion will fire shards of a contained foulness at your target. In the event that a shard touches another living entity, it will inflict upon it a sickness, of sorts, spreading it across the field of battle with every successful strike from either victim or wielder. Of course, a sizable enough minority of Crystal Plagues contain categorically threatening content which, if loaded into Hellion, will force the hand of the Interdimensional Police Department. They will ambush you before you pull the trigger, and occupy your time for a good few days.
Stasis Awakening: An eyepatch, of sorts, adorned with seven lenses made of glass fused with the purest magetear. This set of lenses permits for user to see beyond the facades and lies of the plane of men. From the lowest scum to the grandest synchophant, their lies and half-truths mean nothing. No finely-made facade or falsitude will fool the bearer of its arcane knowledge. From their husk comes the truth, like a phoenix from the ashes, and with it, the purest enlightenment.
A mountain of incorrectly done college essays fall on The Paladin. This, of course does nothing, at first. Yet, the sheer mass and incorrectness of the research within the essays cause the mountain to glow. Further inspection reveals the essays are perfectly normal. Yet, loud footsteps are heard in the distance, as the mountain begins to float, shifting into a mass of paper, easily ripping under glancing blows administered by the insanity of the battlefield, papers burning in flames, melting, twisting, corrupting.
Right in the center of the battlefield, a massive shadow continues to expand. The mass of college essays, though broken apart, scatters over the battlefield, flaming, burning, twisting, ripping, disintegrating. Massive gold coins fall from the sky, leaving great dents in the fractured ground of the battlefield. They, too, are easily destroyed by the sheer madness of the battlefield.
Yet, the shadow grows. Above the shadow, a short, yet immensely sized man in yellow and purple, obscured by burning paper and molten coin, begins his descent. A wind blows though, scattering the essays across the entirity of the battlefield. They glow ever brighter, and not even the ashes are silent. No, slient cries emit from the paper and coin, whipped into a frenzy by the saurite present. The cries echo, loud enough to be heard and unsettle, yet slient enough to not be understood.
The papers begin to settle down, and the coins stop falling. Yet, the melting, the burning, it all stops. The wind has faded, or would have if not for the nature of the battlefield. The papers glow brighter than ever, the shadows obscuring the strange man dark, darker, yet darker. Long and thin, like a unusually thing blade. The paper and coin alike levitate, and all vanish in a flash of purple on yellow, pure greed essence being left behind in the place of both, before fading. The voices grow in volume, echoing endlessly.
Wait, whats that? wario is ten feet tall Hmm? Sounds vaguely like a certain game theorist. Wario is ten feet tall Can you please repeat that again?
WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL
Seconds later, the giant i previously described lands. Imbued with the powers of Game Theory('s incorrect research), incorrect research, pure greed essence, and WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL, WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL (who is actually 1000 feet tall and 100 feet wide) lands on the previously described center of the battlefield, a large THUD echoing. He gazes towards the Paladin, which had previously absorbed a lot of incorrect research. WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL promptly somehow grabs the echoing sound of "WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL" and blasts the Paladin with it. The paladin is promptly slapped by a blast of pure sound, fueled by WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL and incorrect research.
This, of course, is but the beginning of WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL's fearsome attack pattern. He quickly follows up by summoning tons of massive coins, all of which smash into The Paladin, before exploding into pure Oblivion Energy, exploding vast chunks of the fearsome mecha. He then reveals a giant hammer, made of grandiose glimmering golden greed. He raises it to the heavens, and lightning bolts, made of pure Concentrated Avartine [6?], slam into the Mecha, releasing vaporized greed essence in the form of pure energy, converting The Paladin to pure gold.
WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL then pulls out a gold-coin mint, and a massive furnace. He easily crams the golden-ified Paladin into the furnace. Within, pure amethyst flame melts The Paladin into naught but a golden puddle. WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL then proceeds to cram the resulting puddle into the mint. Crunching and clacking is heard as massive amounts of golden coins are minted, forming a neat pile of treasure. And by neat pile, we mean WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL is literally swimming in it.
WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL then decides to beat up the paladin, which has somehow stopped being a pile of coins, even more on the grounds that he is ten feet tall. WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL proceeds to summon the previously-minted coins, and tosses half of them into the economy of the server.
The resulting inflation proceeds to break the economy ten times over, each time the figurative economic shockwaves slamming into and devaluing the Paladin. The Paladin promptly proceeds to cut corners, such as it's HP values, in order to survive the economic disaster. However, it is not enough and a massive amount of "FORECLOSURE" signs suddenly land on the Paladin. WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL laughs, and simply ignites the entire pile of signs, watching as a bonfire consumes both the signs and The Paladin.
The paladin rises once more from the fire, scorched by the fire, weakened by the cut corners, and foreclosed upon by the bank. Yet, it rises. WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL, discontent, simply roars. Three tornados, made of the gold from the piles he mentioned, teleport unto the Paladin, and quickly launch it up into the skies. Propeling himself into the sky, WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL proceeds to smash the paladin out of the air. The Paladin, left to wall, is left defenseless against WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL's mighty drive, fist-first, aimed at the helpless Paladin.
The paladin lands. It gets up rather quickly, searching for it's fo-
CRUNCH. WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL easily flattens the defenseless paladin into the ground. He then stomps on the wreckage of the once-proud mech, emits a long, wicked laugh, and then flies off into the distance.
But before he does, he utters five special words, as a memorial of his fallen foe.
Shall i share them with you? WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL
Entity Commands:
Throne 2: Unless ordered otherwise by twin, use Sidewinder, targeting PEACE Walker, The Terror Witch, Consumer of All, Zerisek, and the Terror Spider
My mech: Plasma Rifle and Autocannon on PEACE walker.
Throne 2 Mech: Plasma Rifle on PEACE Walker.
Throne 2's drones:
Why You Should Invest in EMP AC: Autocannon on PEACE Walker!
Ice is Good For the Soul: Freon Blaster on PEACE Walker!
The Lancer: War Lance on PEACE Walker!
The Artillery: Autocannon on PEACE Walker!
Generic Light Drone 1: EMP grenade
Generic Light Drone 2: Machine gun on PEACE Walker!
Generic Light Drone 3:
Bear Attack: Machine gun on PEACE walker.
Genesis Dog: Dogsong Zerisek, and use Rapid Redoggening!
The Genesis Dog.
[N-DOG]
N Genesis Dog 45/45 0 Armor. 1 regen. Double action. Giving a 1+ grants a Stock, Machine Part or Bullet (functions same as bomb, requires a 2+ to be granted or for a gun alchemy with high level than 5, in which case, 1+ needed)
Shopkeeper dog with great buffs that gains power over time.
Obviously under my command.
Dog Power: 0/100. Used to summon entity's. Gain 1 per 10000 damage dealt. 1 dog power = 1,500 HP and 100 attack. Gain 4 per round.
Passives:
Marked Of Dog. Inflicts 1 stack of mark of dog per 20000 damage. 5 stacks turns the target into a dog on death, 10 deals massive damage. Does not decay while the lord of Dog is alive.
Extreme Annoyance: Inflicts weak annoying status effects, but chance to do so is much higher.
Shopkeeper. Can be 1+'ed, allowing the dog to take an action using Machine Parts, Stock, or Bullets/bombs to the 1'ers benefit.
Special:
Rapid Redoggening: Heal self, and add two regen. Adds one armor for that turn only. Healing power increased due to inability to target others. |||
Dogsong. Give attack up and defense up. Lasts two rounds after use. (minicrits, 2 armor) ||||
Doggening: Provides strong stat increases. (1+ armor, or 5+ hp and 10 healing, or crit chance increase choice) |||||
Second Dog: Give 4 entitys double action, and heal 10% HP, as well as clear debuffs. |||||||
Drain Of Dog: Gives two entitys two stacks of Drain of Dog (Entity deals reduced damage, 2+ added to Dog Power per turn, 2500 healing. Note that is all per stack.) |||||
Oh No, The Dogmanity: Stun 5 targets, gain 20 dog power, and 20 healing. Healing goes into overheal at a 2-1 rate. ||||||||||
Attacks:
Charge Up: 1+ targets charge.
Defense Up: 20% damage reduction for three attacks, or 2 armor for two attacks.
Attack up. Next attack for target minicrits.
Healing. Heal target.
Doghead: Deal light. damage to a target. Undodgeable.
Dogbeam: Wand. Fires a beam that does light damage to three targets. Also deals light damage.
Doggun: Fires a bullet that deals a massive amount of damage. Requires reload to be used prior to the attack.
Things Requiring Stock/Machine Parts
It has three actions for this only. It will only use one on it's own, and the other two actions are reserved for shopers.
Charge Pool: The Dog will use one 1+ from each plus, and use it to charge an ability. The rest will be given to random players, or converted into extra dog-only Stock
Stock: Starts with 1. Start
Machine part: Starts with 1.
Bullets/bombs: Starts with 0.
All immunitys are temp. or can be surpassed with a strong enough debuff.
Fast Clock. Immunity to slowing or time-based. effects granted to target. Requires a "stock"
You slam the Paladin for a grand total of 0 damage. Tazz did not even respond to the attack, or attempt to dodge it-the Thyme and Godmodding powers seem to naturally recreate every wound in the mech as it appears, covering the Paladin. with ethereal chains for a moment.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! DID YOU REALLY THINK IT WOULD BE THAT EASY? THAT IT WOULD BE A QUICK AFFAIR? LIKE THIS?! WHAT WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN! NO DAMAGE!
It appears that Tazz is currently invincible. You may have to find out how to make him targetable, or else this will never end.
Loom ~~ Liquid Starlight = Cosmic Goggles.
Cosmic Goggles: Mercifully, the lenses of the goggles themselves aren't actually made of Liquid Starlight. In fact, there is a suspicious lack of Liquid Starlight, though perhaps because the liquid itself in its base form is very usable as it stands? These goggles are excellent for stargazing, either way.
In case you are wondering, I blocked this Alchemy. Trust me when I say that the IDPD charging in is literally the last thing you want right now. Seeing where you are and ongoing events, they would hold you no quarter whatsoever, and treat petty crime as deserving of grave punishment. I cannot base this off of personal experience, but due to events previously shown, it is very obvious that their best assault is well above boss level. I would estimate at least 5 boss level entities per turn followed by 80 elite entities and thousands of mooks, all hostile and all gunning for you. You do not want to randomly summon bosses for use of an alchemy, especially not one capable of actually fighting back the tide-they will naturally have countermeasures quickly devised for it.
Annis Valencia, better known as ConsumerOfAll of the Alpha timeline and newborn Alpha Godmodder, awakens. She, no, my head hurts. Ow, ow, ow. I can feel some sort of cresendo of pain that does not let up at all, but it's going down. I look forward, and notice that I am not actually awake, and in some sort of house. My house in fact, which I won't go into detail about, but I have warped it quite a bit since becoming a godmodder and Descendant. What I will describe that is that my house is comprised of a black, purplish pink and red colour palette, colours that I've been seeing again, and again, repeating, as some sort of demented rainbow.
"Would you really call our own colour palette some sort of demented rainbow? Oh, hello split, how do you do?" gorilla.
I turn around, and notice myself, glowing red around her. Well, there's my malevolent split, still on Uzi's side?
"I'd rather call you my benevolent split, though I wouldn't want to profess to your existence, but anyway, no. I'd like to call myself close to the original, and I know for the fact that even the original would have ditched Uzi, and ignored the promise that she made when we were 'young' to this war."
"Good to- why are we pretending to be friendly with each other. I know what you did to Tattle, loosely, anyway. I don't even know how you were active, whatever, she's our friend, why?"
"Let's be honest, our real life friends are absolutely inconsequential in this world of godmodding and plot. We have massive power, now permanent, and it's hard, no, impossible, to care about anything else that isn't a part of this. What kind of terrible Descendant cares about what they destroy, anyway? You?"
"Me," I say. Dear god my split is scary.
"I know I am. Anyway, if you don't care about what you destroy, why not have fun, so, so much fun, such as locking Tattle out of human communication, and forcing her to play a simple video game, not even modified! I mean, that isn't particularly fun, but her freaking out is completely disproportionate to what I've done to her, though I'd bet you'd disagree, Ms. 'Pretends to Care About Her Friends'. Heh, you can't even respond!"
I materialise a knife in my hand, and wave it about. My split sees this, and I take it out of my split's (my?) hand, before dematerialising it. I consider recreating it, but decide not to.
"Are you going to fight back, respond, if anything?"
"I don't feel like it."
"Well, predomination is going to be easy. I'll length our Shatter though, when it eventually comes, too, if you won't fight back."
I stare blankly at my split, before shooting her, no questions asked. Rude-hah.
"So, Ms. Sadist, what are our new names as splits?"
"I'm Anne and you're Val! I am excellent at naming."
My stare does not get any less blank. I consider what to do now, as just, my split, Anne, hums, materialising a corpse, and stabbing it. Well, Anne, I think that's it. What do we do now? Awaken, Val, of course-what.
"What, sociopath?"
"Your lack of personality? No, what the gorilla is happening? Hang on a sec, let me wake us up."
I consider that Anne is already right before-
what. what. did I miss two turns due to lag shenanigans? have we actually been out cold. If I saw this live, I would probably be crying in fear. So, let's see, uh, there's a bunch of mechs, there's a Simurgh mech next to me, the Biotinker and other Worm Consumers are probably going to kill me, and it's mine. Somebody apparently implanted something into my brain, there's a Gatekeeper that's a mech, there's a PZ Mech, there's another Gatekeeper, wait WHAT. You said it yourself, has no personality.Oh okay.
I read back through the previous two turn's logs and facepalm. Welp. Time to eat some First Guardian Stomach with Thyme. Time to act, wait, that's Build, and that's our GM, no, no, I won't think about this stupidity now. Anne, take control of the Endbringer, please?Fine. Give entity orders, please?I'm not your thrall, but okay.Don't I get a thank you -No. ConsumerOfAll: Uzi, that's the worst attempt at body horror I've ever seen, ever. I feel no regret in joining the GS, apart from their lack of will to kill Richard. Actually I s-no regrets, none, none at all. Tito gorilla gorillaman, Tuba Boy, Chicken, gorillaing Richard did a better job than you on that front. Well done. Also, I know you aren't trivialised by the things you brought up, you're trivialised by the time loops. ConsumerOfAll: The one thing I can hand to you is the whole 'making you act in a certain way' bit. ConsumerOfAll: vale, amice vetus.
I was rudely interrupted by the pods last time, but-
I use Sniper Rifle Railgun on the Terror Husk.
Entity orders go here.
ConsumerOfAll: I think Battlefield me just pubilised my name, but really, you may be able to annihilate me after I received Magnolia, and it would still make me despair. ConsumerOfAll: Anyway, whatever level of metaphysical dominion access to one's True Name allows for a person so that deal still stands for Magnolia? ConsumerOfAll: Yes, I applied some minor retconning to that deal so that it's meaning still applies and that those in the Battlefield don't get to metaphysically harm me using true names, unlike you, yes, I am a terrible deal maker, yes, I may be preparing failsafes, yes, I accept.
The Wedding Ring [Project Take Over the World (Next Turn)] [3/5] =
Temporal Merging [8/40] ========
Adminstrix [28/50] =========
Saurite && ESP Railgun == The Unworthy (Level 20: 7/11)
Scythe && Grief Seed && Condensed Hatred && Shattered Soul Gems && Codex Mark Astarta == Witchsoul Inflictor (Level 17: 4/9)
Conglomerate's Stick Shards && ESP Railgun && The Stranger's Sword && Five_OVER Railgun == O-V-E-R-F-U-R-I (Level 17: 4/9)
+2 to Battlefury, +1 to Supercool (Next up, Cyan).
Your pre-emptive payment to everyone's favorite former elf means nothing, to him anyways. The Other Not-Elf is utterly still for a grand total of one second, before bursting out into horrific, cruel laughter. The amulet in his hand shudders with quasimetachronistic energies, the sigil on the front suddenly glowing madly.
You expect me to hand this over, now that you’ve negated whatever semblance of a gift your end of the deal was? That’s hilarious, Annis.
The air around The Other Not-Elf seems to shift and twist, burning a fuzzy uncertainty into the sharp edges of the sorcerer’s body. The man grins, stepping towards you. You can see the thousands of murders the Dæmon has been directly responsible for flickering across the surface of the Hand of Saraswati. You think you can dimly see stars glowing lowly in Kalare’s amethyst eyes.
You come here, piecing together the clues I left, seeking great rewards. You promise me rin of great value. Then, you devalue them in an instant. Perhaps I should repeat myself.
You attempt to step back as the Dæmon advances, and find that you cannot move. An ancient fear not entirely born of your own mind fills your thoughts.
Do you have any idea what I could do to you right now?
The Other Not-Elf turns from you, thousands of microscopic violaceous symbols burning themselves into existence around his hands. You can vaguely see the outline of the Hand of Saraswati morphing into a spike. Very slowly, the Other Not-Elf speaks. All the while, cold, oily tentacles of pure blackness crawl up your immobilized legs and up your form, wholly locking your body in place.
While I do wholly recognize your inherent masochism, there are some wounds that simply never help anyone. Bargain. Perhaps even with that thing you call your soul. Make it quick.
Meanwhile, your entire conversation outside is drowned out by UesrZero suddenly bursting into massive laughter, while Richard, through the visible cockpit of his mech, just looks like he's seeing an unrealistic chain of events cancel Christmas, or whatever holiday/holidays he may or may not celebrate.
*UserZero: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, AHAHAAHAHAAHAHA, AHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, HAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! *UserZero: TITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~ *UserZero: AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAA!! *UserZero: BEST NAME EVER!!! Godmodder477: NO! THAT IS NOT THE BEST NAME EVER! *UserZero: NO! THAT IS THE MOST GLORIOUS MONIKER YOU HAVE EVER BEEN LAMBASTED WITH! TITO GORILLA GORILLAMAN!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You proceed to get in the mech you were already in and do nothing. That is a whole lot of nothing you are doing there. Quit hoarding it. Wait, I suppose Nomble did this as well? Eh.
1/1!!!!!!! FOCUSED.
>Sukard: Get in the mech.
LANDFALL MK0 is online.
>Roxxanne, Build and Tazz: Enter.
Congratulations, Zesierk. You caused two Mary Sues and our First Guardian to come here to kill us all.
*clap8
*clap8
*clap8
Somehow, the Amethyst Flame blasted knowledge into Sukard's brain, telling him that Roxxanne was a Mary Sue. And so was the rest of the Thyme crew.
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Sukard notices that he is in a mech that is currently flying. He presses the red button that says "STOP FLYING." And so it does. Into Roxxanne. But a portal takes Sukard and his mech into the Time Void from Sonichu. The sheer cansur charges the suit up somehow, and the mech distorts, until...
...it crashes through space-time, destabilizing Roxxanne and exposing her to cansur! LANDFALL's Gator Tooth revs up, gaining an orange glow, and then a green one. It suddenly shoots a crocodile. Due to this confusion, a million people start arguing about the difference between crocodiles and alligators. The Gator Tooth glows white, gaining power from the condensed salt. Also it is now made of tiny Ircucvcis.
LANDFALL drives the Gator Tooth through Roxxanne. The chainsaw explodes from salt and cansur, a combination which summons the great hacker named 4chan. 4chan decides to hack Roxxanne by grabbing a thousand million billion trillion quadrillion quintillion sextillion septillion octillion nonillion decillion axes, condensing them into one ultra-axe, and slicing Roxxanne with it. 4chan then explodes in her face.
The Ultra-Axe returns to LANDFALL. An aura of charged attack surrounds it, although no charges are being used.
[BATTLE TECHNIQUE LEVEL 420: 1337 GIT GUD DELUXE: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE JOAJE: THE CANCER, TRUE END OF MAN: THE TUMOR OF WORLDS, RAGNAROK: THE ALL-IN: THE ATTACK]
The Ultra-Axe flashes. It seems to have fused with every single alchemy in Sukard's inventory. First, the metal that makes up the whole thing is Awesomium, from Ircucvci. The Dark and Light shards in the middle of the axe blade seem to be from Aequo Animo and Diversity. The Terra Shatterer provided a green tinge, and the ability to shoot spinning after-images of itself. The Grue-moire provided extra DARK damage, which the Ultra-Axe now had. The Face Exploder^3 and the Acras Tuner placed a rocket on the axe, making it able to cut through anything like a knife through hot butter. The rest of the Erelyitems gave it pure cosmic power, and the knowledge of everyone's weakspots. Finally, the Slightly Ornate Sword supplied an ornate design.
"You have ruined enough canon, Sue scum. Inhale my axe, enragement child."
LANDFALL's Ultra-Axe flashes a bright grey light.
Overhand. Roxxanne gets launched up into the air, and gets sliced by a googol Terra beams.
Underhand. LANDFALL aims the rocket side of the Ultra-Axe at Roxxanne, and fires. A beam of cosmic destruction is sent into her.
DEATH STRIKE. It's all just a joaje. Time breaks, and many more copies of the Ultra-Axe drop into the Battlefield. Sukard telepathically controls them, and starts flying. LANDFALL's HP gets drained by 1/16th. The Stinger Howitzer activates.
TURN(). The Stinger Howitzer loads in all the Ultra-Axes, and aims them at Roxxanne. Shadow-images of Moss Hornets appear, launching a barrage of stingers.
BULLET HELL. The Ultra-Axes and the stingers impact Roxxanne, and whoever else gets hit by the splash.
LANDFALL stabilizes. Sukard glitches a little.
"Wait, what?"
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In a shellnut: Flight off, Supersonic Shockwave, Gator Tooth, Flight on, HP Extra-Action, Stinger Howitzer. Target for all attacks is Roxxanne.
--Boosts--
+1 Piono
+1 Crystal
+1 Consumer
--Inventory--
Ircucvci (Level 10)
Aequo Animo (Level 10)
Diversity (Level 10)
Terra Shatterer (Level 11)
Grue-moire (Level 8)
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
Concentrated Avaritine (Level 9)
Amethyst Flame (Level 10)
Magetear Droplet (Level 15)
Acras Tuner (Level 20)
Slightly Ornate Sword (Level 7)
--Charges--
+2 from Tazz.
(/): 14/25
Mercenary: 38/50 (+1 EXOS)
Split Clouds: 13/25
--Alchemies--
Pearlwood Staff && (Faceless Bloodline && Druid Bloodline) = Infinite Power (6/8) (Level 13)
A staff containg infinite mana that regenerates infinitely. Still doesn't have spells that it can access. However, this can be fixed by running it through the Alchemiter a few times. (this is what one of the refrances is.) Original name: Infinity Staff.
ALL THE REGRETS && ALL OF THEM && MORE REGRETS THAN VRISKA AND IRE COMBINED && K E K || Sword = sord... (3/6) (Level 0)
ALCHEMY SLOT LOCKED. THANK YOU FOR BUYING PARASOCKS.
Family Heirloom Necklace && Essence of Problem Sleuth Weapon Transformations || Fear No Anvil && Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer && Thor's Hammer (Ranged) && Thor's Hammer (Melee) && Thor's Hammer (Magic) && Telescopic Sassacrusher && Wrinklegorillaer = Dormant Hammer (5/11) (Level 20)
An empowering necklace with a blue gem that can transform into a powerful hammer, and vice versa. Doesn't seem to be at full power. Yes, the color is necessary. Refrance to the Thorium Mod.
4,000 + 15,000 + 5,000 + 10,000 + 30,000 damage to The Fullstop. Roxxanne midgitates 15,000 by the fact that she is not, in fact, a sue, right now, ergo making your statements in error.
uA: Heeeeeeeeey! I am not a sue! Not anymore! That was a dumb phase! Greater than colon V! uA: I'm better off without it! I'm stronger and smarter and faster and better than ever without it! And I can kick your to mars without it! uA: I'm a badass! You are NOT a badass! I'mma prove it!
I fire an incindiary rail shot at peace walker.
Cause I can't think of anything else
Charges
5/50 helldiver squad
8/50 F.O.B. (+1 EXOS)
5/5 takin over the world (+3 piono)
+3 to supercool
R&D (alchemies)
2/3=eDen Spark
2/3=no mans sky (not the game)
1/howshouldiknow=brain uploader && lord kitchener's intact brain = Lord Kitchener the AI. It is exactly what it says on the tin. It can also be equipped to entities, providing improved dodge, attack accuracy and some damage reduction. His amazing mustache and charisma also provides a defence against mind control. Details on non-mind-control-things are for the GM to decide.(hope I'm not over working you)
Plan B 23/50 (+1 Revenant, +2 Tazz)
5/5 Take Over the World (+3 Helldiver +1 EXOS)
Plan F 1/50
+3 Crystal
RP: Super climbs inside Shadowtrap
Action:
Shadowtrap's faceplate momentarily opens up as Super launches an energy beam from his mouth at Peacewalker (If i'm unable to do this the same turn I use a mech please ignore this part) Entities:
Shadowtrap slashes peace walker with its plasma blade and all four of the drones fire upon peace walker. Shadowtrap then uses its double action from the spare energy cell to fire its plasma bow at peace walker (If double action/spare energy cell doesn't work this way or is a one time use disregard the previous sentence) OOC: What I'm pretty sure the battle theme is:
Alchemies
Notch Apple && Fruit of the Tree of Might = Golden Fruit of the Tree of Might 1/??
10,000 + 7,500 + 15,000 + 5,000 damage to PEACE Walker, for a total of 37,500!
Notch Apple && Fruit of the Tree of Might = Fruit of the Zeroth Yggdrasil (Level 50).
Yeah, I do not think you're going to get a hold of any of those until you successfully reach Yggdrasil. It should be a powerful healing item once accrued, though.
Air Necklace && Liquid Perseverance && Regeneration Bead && Greater Potion of Regeneration = Second Wind (Level 14 - 8/8) DONE.
This necklace is filled with green, semi-transparent beads, which seem to be in turn filled with a mixture of various liquids. While worn, the wearer is given a small amount of power over the realms of air and wind, and more significantly, the ability to repair almost any injury that befalls the user. Grants HP Regen while worn, and grants an additional point of regen if the user is below a certain hp threshold.
Electric Guitar || (Sniper Rifle && Auto Shotgun) || Metronome = The Auto-Metro (Level 9 - 4/5)
I can give the description for this alchemy, when it's ready.
~Action~
Focussed is an adjective, but also a noun. Either one describes this post.
Eris places Second Wind around her neck. On the mechanical side of things, she uses Gator Tooth on Tazz's mech.
Now for the actual creative part of the attack.
Probably (not).
Mah mech:
[GS] 'How 'bout I do anyway?'. 225,000/225,000hp. 15,000 HP Regen (REC Bonus). 5 EMP AC (PWR Bonus). 25% Dodge Chance (SPD Bonus). 25% Dodge Ignorance (DEX Bonus). +10,000 Melee Bonus Damage (STR Bonus). Grounded. Gator Tooth, System Shocker: III
Tazz revels in his completely arbitrary invulnerability. ARBITRARY? OPHTKIN SHOVED THYME DOWN MY THROAT FOR FIVE MINUTES! I WAS CHOKING ON CONCENTRATED PLOT POWER FOR FIVE MINUTES! IT MAY HAVE HURT LIKE HELL AND I BARELY SURVIVED, BUT I SHOULD BRING YOU ALL TO MIND THE ONE KNOWN AS CLIPPY! YEAH, REMEMBER CLIPPY, YOU JERKS?!
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Medium, Relentless
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Avian (20 Resources)
Features: EMP Shield (10 Resources)
UI: Brainwave Harness (10 Resources)
Hacking Tools: Defense Matrix and Spider. (30 Resources)
Weapons: Plasma Rifle, Plasma Blade (think about it people, it's not just a laser sword, it's a laser sword that looks like a sword and can be a laser ax, peeps!) (40 Resources)
Drones (include the upgraded drones): 1 Medium Predator, 1 Small Airstorm, 2 Small (40 Resources)
Suit Upgrades: Cyber Brain, Armor Plating, Marksman, Spare Energy Cell (60 Resources)
(Axe && Sword && Spear && Halberd && Dagger && Scythe && Sickle && Rifle && LMG && Pistol) || A Very Long Stick = C.K.I.X.W.S.R (Cheap King Ikea X Wooden Staff Ripoff) 3/6
((Light Rune && Dark Rune && Fire Rune && Water Rune && Earth Rune && Lightning Rune && Wind Rune) && Magic Circle && 2-slot Slot Machine) || Hand Cannon = Arcane Improbability 2/8
Description: Shines with a color that rapidly changes. It is a pinnacle of arcane science, being able to let the world decide what you will cast instead of having to cast it yourself. In a convenient hand cannon form for the sake of not having to learn magic.
NEW ALCHEMIES
Nada
Supports
+2 Piono, +1 Star
Charges
Knight Time 40/50
It's Just a Game 21/50
His Mecha 41/50
Redstone makes a :| face as his mech does not appear.
Well that was anticlimactic.
Now this should work.
*ahem*
TITANFALL.
A large mech that is nearly identical to him falls from the sky. The cockpit is open. He hops into the mecha.
Time God Mechanical Incarnate is now a mech (hopefully).
Redstone turns over to the PEACE Walker.
Y0 DAWG. 1 HEARD Y0U L1KE LASERS. S0 YOU CAN GET S0ME LASERS.
The PEACE Walker then takes a GSBC (Green Sun Beam Cannon) blast to the face.
Here's the lowdown on Hollow Suits. They're abilities that, like all other Ante Matter abilities, consume a specified amount of Ante Matter, essentially devouring my progress towards the next level and in return do amazing things. Hollow Suits, specifically, grant minicrits or crits. (Of note is that damage done or directly enhanced by Ante Matter abilities does not count towards Ante Matter gains.)
Ante Up is the first of my Hollow Suits, and can grant a minicrit to anything in return for consuming 5,000 Ante Matter.
Ante Up: Grants a minicrit to anything. Consumes 5,000 Ante Matter.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Abyss: 6/50. (+1 from DarkSide, +2 from GM, +1 from supercool.)
Light: 7/50. (+2 from GM, +1 from supercool.)
Project Take Over The World: 5/5. (+1 from EXOS, +2 from GM, +1 from supercool.)
+3 to alphazoid.
Crystal aims the Hive's twin Metalstorms at Peace Walker and activates Overload, the cannons sparking and spitting an absolute torrent of ammo straight at him. Deduct 2 ammo from each Metalstorm. Focused attack bonus plus Overload bonus plus 2 attacks == 20,000*2*2*2 == 160,000 damage total, before creativity. These dual attacks/attack cannot miss due to the DEX Bonus of the Hive.
Now, for the actual creative bit here. That last bit was just mechanics.
Crystal pulls out an alchemy that is truly a blast from the past, the Magic Missile Minigun! (Level 2.) As the rain of bullets screams towards Peace Walker, he grabs the Minigun with telekinesis, hoists it over the head of his Mech, and unleashes a rain of roboteching magic missiles, each one homing onto a single bullet from the Metalstorms, striking it, and merging into it. All at once, the bullets gain the properties of magic missiles, and all change course in an instant and converge on Peace Walker, hammering him from all sides. Sparks and pieces of metal fly.
Crystal also bends the Take Over The World charge to whatever Piono wishes to use it for, tossing it into a metaphorical communal pool. This expends it to use on whatever Piono wishes.
==Entities==
Zerisek must cool down.
My Drones all target Peace Walker.
I continue to channel Project Take Over the World, and support crystal's action as I try to get back into the swing of things and figure out what's going on in general.
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Project Take Over the World: 5/5 (ready for use!!!)
Hmph. Looks like a while before my post gets in, with all the placeholders.
I swear, and by swear I mean stay with it until a dire situation comes up, my allegiance to... Drum rolls please...
THE GODSLAYERS!
Yes, I am now a member of the team that wants every living soul dead. How wonderful.
Tell me if I'm doing something wrong, alright?
~~~~~ ATTACKS
~~~~~
Looks like I'm gonna have to fight off Tazz.
ME: Tazz, why isn't my mech in the motherGORILLA update?!
Then, realizing that I was too late and this is not Tazz's fault, my embarrassment meter climbs up to new heights. Sh!t.
Looks like I'll need a PLAN B to deal with him.
Let me see if I have... his number.
I grab my phone and dial in: 666-666-666...
ME: Umm... Is this... ???: Hello! You called Tridentium Ltd., the only Trident shop in Hell! ME: Is this Satan? SATAN: Oh. It's you. The hell do you need this time? ME: Uhhh... I'm sort of battling... against... SATAN: A hot air balloon with a beak? An entire planet made of pancakes? ME: No, it's not as weird as usual. Still very weird, though. SATAN: Look, kiddo, I don't have magmuch time. ME: Just this one time, please! SATAN: Fine! I have this epic trident, I'm sure you're gonna lava it...
BRIMSTRIDENT obtained!
I rotate my BRIMSTRIDENT around and smack Tazz repeatedly. Hell yes!
~~~~~ CHARGES AND ALCHEMY
~~~~~
I alchemize my BRIMSTRIDENT && BRIMSTRIDENT, to obtain the 2xBRIMSTRIDENT, with a BRIMSTRIDENT on each side.
I begin by giving +3 to Piono.
Next, I...
--- CHARGE ONE
---
I start by pulling a piece of parchment out of my inventory.
I read the inscription on the parchment.
"Use this. You're gonna need it."
Huh. What is it?
"Read this out loud. Thank me later."
Hmph. Weird.
I flip the parchment.
"GUT LUK
~ PIANU"
God damn it, Piono!
3/??? [+2 from Crazee Pi] |||
--- CHARGE TWO
---
I stow away the inscription. I'll need it sometime later. For now, there are other things to be done.
I walk up to a bunch of dismembered parts. Hmm... Parts of a machine, methinks?
I take the part that appears to be its head. I take a part that looks like it belonged in the lower half of the body. I hold up the head in a Shakesperian manner, and cry:
"WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?!"
1/??? |
--- CHARGE THREE
---
I'm re-modeling this one, cause it was really stupid last time around.
I take some of the parts of the weird machine, and begin building something.
CARBON PROTO-HYDRON DE-MOBILIZATION SYSTEM - 10%
Basically, just a bunch of fancy words mashed together.
1/10 ||||||||||
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Got a +2 from @Crazee Pi. Thanks, mate. I'll make sure to give +2 to you next round.
Still giving a +3 this round to @pionoplayer like I planned, but I'm giving you (Crazee) a +2 next round.
BRIMTRIDENT && BRIMTRIDENT = ERROR! Cannot alchemize with repeating items!
Alchemy isn't exactly mashing two items together; the system used to create it is such that if you do this, you literally get the same item. Use different items in alchemization for actual results.
Tazz tanks it by way of Thyme. He just grins menacingly at you.
"...So. UserZero. That's what ya did to ol' operative Walker, then, huh? Interesting... We should totally chat some time! Ya probably don't know me yet, like, at all. Or maybe you do. I don't know. Timeloops are weird, which is kind of why I had Walker go into this particular iteration instead of personally showing up... Although, hey, if ya happen to fancy the idea, maybe I could show up on the battlefield some time, do some random- crap for ya, then vanish again. Heh, I wonder if ol' will recognize me... and, yeah, I just called him that. Pretty sure that's the short form of Richard. Always wanted to call him that name back at the other place, but I couldn't because arbitrary reasons. So. Yeah. Sucked. Anyway, to business. I'm kinda bored, sitting on my over here, so hit me up with a message or two if ya wanna talk about stuff."
"Probably sincerely unless somebody exposed me to weed and I got stoned without realizing it, in which case half-sincerely, that one big grey Descendant. Dunno if ya know which one. Eh. You heard this, I'm reckoning, so... yeah. My voice should be at least SOMEWHAT familiar to somebody or something, I hope. In case ya dunno, well, abbreviation of the 6th class of TF2. AKA Engie. Cause, ya know, bored with doing this gimmicky dance-around-my-identity thing already."
"Also, what the hell, I thought maintenance had been done on this guy... This'll just take approximately 3.14159etc seconds. Maybe. I don't actually use any data to make these calculations, I just say random numbers. Also, don't be too surprised if he's in an inactive state if he happens to be destroyed. That kind of happens. Ya might have to wake him up somehow... Not sure how it works for animatronics. You'll think of something, I'm sure."
A gray spark suddenly appears on the battlefield, twitching faintly, before teleporting over to PEACE Walker. And then... suddenly, the mech shudders. And then, it twitches. And then, it stands up straight and looks about for a bit... before hunching over again. It seems to be irritated by the attacks directed to it... contemplating something quietly to itself... then, it activates. Firstly, it wanders over to the Terror Husk, stares down at it, then raises a big hand and makes a growling noise. The Terror Husk immediately understands. The two sort-of fistbump. PEACE Walker's Hyper Jackhammer proceeds to ignite on fire. It doesn't seem to be hurt by the fire.
>PEACE Walker: Look awesome.
PEACE Walker looks awesome with that beautiful flaming jackhammer. Well, for a given definition of beautiful, seeing as it's on fire, and clearly being primed to kill someone.
>PEACE Walker: Start wrecking things.
PEACE Walker proceeds to turn around and raise the burning Hyper Jackhammer, then ACTIVATES IT, both as a form of defense against attacks via flaming intimidation and also to utilize the sheer power as a powerful weapon against the first target - It has clearly identified Throne II as a primary target due to BOSS status, as it drives the Hyper Jackhammer into Throne II's body, a number of rapid-fire Pile Bunkers all going off at once and unleashing a storm of powerful, brutal attacks upon the unfortunate machinery, using up an action to specifically start annihilating one target and act as a weapons test. Then, it roars again, and decides to go after a GS entity too, turning and staring at the collection of beings in the way. There are two things without mechs on the GS part of the battlefield that it can identify, one of which is beneath interest due to being disco-related. The other thing, Frankenstein's Pokemon, is then picked up and focused on by a wicked array of sharp cutting edges tearing into it, rending flesh and crushing bone at the same time, the sheer power of annihilation being directed at it to rip apart the body of the unfortunate creation, the comparative firepower between a BOSS-class Mech entity and a regular entity soon becoming apparent as the behemoth that is PEACE Walker soon reduces the Frankenstein's Pokemon to shreds, and even fires a Pile Bunker off into what remains just to make absolutely sure it died. And then proceeds to fire the same Pile Bunker again.
Translation: Hyper Jackhammer being used to attack Throne II, regular attack and Pile Bunker 1 being fired off twice at Frankenstein's Pokemon.
Due to the Pile Bunkers reloading, they won't go off.
You deal a Focused 100,000 + 40,000 + 30,000 damage, totaling to 170,000 damage, on Frankenstein's Pokemon! In case you're wondering, it's not dead, but that was a REALLY nasty one.
Well, I guess I'd better heed the Godmodder's advice... Although for now, the Godmodder Slayers faction is targeting your biggest opponent on the field at this point.
Besides, the guys who turned over to GS are my buddies, regardless of alignment.
I perform a Healing Check on the Terror Witch, intending to overheal it to buff up the amount of damage it can take. Said Healing check gets boosted by my Medkit!
Tentatively on the team against both god modders?
Charging 1/25 L.Armor [|||||||||||||||||||||||||] Charging 1/25 Mystic crystal [|||||||||||||||||||||||||] Charging 1/10 Blackmist [||||||||||]
I alchemize sword||wand && whole book about magic portals 1/?
also, i poke a random none-player entity with a stick, ((one that isnt on my side))
((clarification: any side that isn’t the GS. regardless of which entity it is.))
((super fire orb)) AND zero point magic generator 2/11
Navitas Nox AND energy condenser 3/8
Arctoae AND energy condenser 2/8
32/50 for a space station
15/50 for elemental coalescence (+3 trickle)
5/5 for Project Take Over The World
+2 to revan's space station, +1 to tricklejest
Taking the 5 Project Take Over The World charges, 5x5=25
Project Take Over The World bears it's first fruits, a 25 post joint charge!
Project Take Over The World: 25 post charge expended
First Fruits
As small orbs of glowing light form around the heads of the four other Descendants, circle a few times, then fly over to the King of All Elements, who is still in the middle of smashing up Uzi's drone, and then mechsuit (but more on that later). The King suddenly pauses, as if held in a time lock, as the four orbs of light fly into the interior of The King. They suddenly unpause and dodge out of the way of an incoming attack as another glowing orb, bigger than the four previous ones, rises up into the air... Ohptkin gestures, and the orb zooms over to their hand.
They hold the orb up in the air, examining it against the glare of the burning sun far above, they seem a little annoyed by something, but shrug, and hover back down to the ground. Earth swirls up to meet their hand as they plant the orb into the ground.
They move back a bit as the ground sinks back down, and then begins to twist, swirl and swell as a massive, gnarled tree bursts from the earth far below, glowing with red lines up and down its trunk. As any theoretical onlookers watch, the branches of the tree unfurl and spread out, slowly blossoming with glimmering golden leaves, and soon the tree is a shining mass of golden light.
Ohptkin looks at it, then down at their arm which suddenly becomes plated in gleaming metal, the same as that which they used in the one failed attack during the Golden Aster Disaster. A few people realize that it is an alloy of some kind, although the only metal they can identify is Draconium... but that's not important.
What IS important is that the arm is suddenly holding a massive chainsaw.
As the tree blossoms forth, bringing out a massive array of glowing golden fruit, Ohptkin brings the chainsaw, roaring with the energies of oblivion and chaos, straight into the trunk of the tree. It goes down in less than a second, toppled to the monstrous weapon that Ohptkin dismisses without a second thought.
The tree falls over, withering almost immediately, leaves shrivelling and becoming a mottled blue before falling off, and fluttering away in the harsh wind of the battlefield before disintegrating into grey ash, indistinguishable from the rest of the dust stirred up by the great conflict.
Ohptkin doesn't care about the leaves though, instead, they move around the edges of the trunk, slowly taking the fruit, somewhat resembling apples but much more spherical, that upon the death of the tree began to fade from the gleaming golden to a dark and angry red.
They pick up each one of the fruits hanging over the precipice of the massive pillar of rock that the tree created when it first grew. Pulling each fruit from its withered stem. As each fruit is plucked, the main trunk gets sicklier and sicklier, visibly shrinking as if aging hundreds of years every second Ohptkin spends gathering.
Finally, the trunk snaps, Ohptkin pulls back the glowing fruit as the trunk turns to ash on the way down to the chasm below, leaving nothing but the numerous red fruit that Ohptkin didn't gather.
The fruits on and all let of large blasts of oblivion energy, burning holes straight through the bedrock, dropping the entire rock pillar and the stump of the tree atop it into the Void, never to be seen again.
The OP King throws their hands up in the air, the fruit flying up above them into a circle, spinning around for a little bit, before flying out towards all of the Descendants within the GS faction.
All GS players have their first action this round (even posts before this. Including mine... somehow) automatically crit.
...
Meanwhile, The King isn't done with Uzi, having done some dispatching of distracting drones, it's time to dethrone the diva. (with added alliterative appeal!)
Anyways, enough of that.
The King is still dancing around Uzi's counter-attacks. Perhaps being an ex-Terminae has some advantages? Whatever, the point is that Uzi is about to have a sword planted in her mech's chest in 3... 2... 1...
Uzi, of course, being a godmodder, even if one in a suit, dodges right out of the way of the sword.
That isn't there anyways, because The King is too busy body-slamming her into a wall of solid air with his shield. While she's stunned, she then gets the sword smashed into her suit in all sorts of different directions, with a final attack launched by a pair of stone dentures that decide to make a cameo from another game.
Trust me when I say that anything retroactive is a pain, so let's just say that everyone in the GS Faction's next attack automatically crits instead, OK?
Her drones aren't dead, so you murder Brain in this manner, expending your crit. DJ Helgian summoned, appropriately.
Charging 2/25 L.Armor [|||||||||||||||||||||||||] Charging 2/25 Mystic crystal [|||||||||||||||||||||||||] Charging 3/10 Blackmist [||||||||||]
I alchemize sword || wand && book about magyk portals 2/?
+1 to Piono, +1 to Tricklejest, and +1 to Crusher48.
EDIT: i was given a +1 by trickle, which i use on Blackmist, so its 3/10
Hellion: A compact splinter gun constructed with a pale steel and hazel wood. When loaded with fully-operational turquoise crystal prisons, Hellion will fire shards of a contained foulness at your target. In the event that a shard touches another living entity, it will inflict upon it a sickness, of sorts, spreading it across the field of battle with every successful strike from either victim or wielder. Of course, a sizable enough minority of Crystal Plagues contain categorically threatening content which, if loaded into Hellion, will force the hand of the Interdimensional Police Department. They will ambush you before you pull the trigger, and occupy your time for a good few days.
Stasis Awakening: An eyepatch, of sorts, adorned with seven lenses made of glass fused with the purest magetear. This set of lenses permits for user to see beyond the facades and lies of the plane of men. From the lowest scum to the grandest synchophant, their lies and half-truths mean nothing. No finely-made facade or falsitude will fool the bearer of its arcane knowledge. From their husk comes the truth, like a phoenix from the ashes, and with it, the purest enlightenment.
Goddamnit.
The most annoying thing in the world is probably not being able to think of anything for an attack. I suppose now would probably be a good time to fix some of those issues.
I thusly summon forth an orb, composed of many things. Mostly nukes. But this orb has something special about it- You see, it can use pure uncreativity and the lack of ideas, exploiting their mere presence, turning them into great attacks, with many many paragraphs of fun. Beyond that, the orb is unremarkable.. When it is uncharged.
And thus, i charge it. Using my own uncreativity, the bane of my attacks, i drain it out of the air, sending forth the orb towards PEACE Walker, who is suddenly drowned in various poison gases. Said various poison gases are composed purely of uncreativity, which use their uncreative power to fire nukes at Peace Walker. This, of course, is before a mightly call echos thoughout the land, emited by the Orb.
Suddenly, a bunch of idiots arrive, and begin beating on PEACE walker, smashing his face in time and time again with signs reading "/ban PEACE_Walker". This is moments before someone convinces Saxton Hale PEACE Walker is a hippie. Saxton Hale runs unto the field, only to be informed the person who just told him PEACE Walker is a hippie is actually a hippie from the feature. As it turns out, said hippie is actually PEACE Walker, who easily shrugs off Saxton Hale's blows, before smashing him in the face.
Did i mention that somehow, Saxton Hale was actually PEACE walker? Anyway, Walker somehow punchs himself in the face, moments before a giant "HIPPIE" sign lands on his head. This results in Peace Walker getting Dogpiled by dozens of Saxton Hales, which are actually just really big clarinets. Peacewalker is then smashed in the face by Squidward, moments before a meme explodes PEACE walker's ability to be peaceful.
N Genesis Dog 45/45 0 Armor. 1 regen. Double action. Giving a 1+ grants a Stock, Machine Part or Bullet (functions same as bomb, requires a 2+ to be granted or for a gun alchemy with high level than 5, in which case, 1+ needed)
Shopkeeper dog with great buffs that gains power over time.
Obviously under my command.
Dog Power: 0/100. Used to summon entity's. Gain 1 per 10000 damage dealt. 1 dog power = 1,500 HP and 100 attack. Gain 4 per round.
Passives:
Marked Of Dog. Inflicts 1 stack of mark of dog per 20000 damage. 5 stacks turns the target into a dog on death, 10 deals massive damage. Does not decay while the lord of Dog is alive.
Extreme Annoyance: Inflicts weak annoying status effects, but chance to do so is much higher.
Shopkeeper. Can be 1+'ed, allowing the dog to take an action using Machine Parts, Stock, or Bullets/bombs to the 1'ers benefit.
Special:
Rapid Redoggening: Heal self, and add two regen. Adds one armor for that turn only. Healing power increased due to inability to target others. |||
Dogsong. Give attack up and defense up. Lasts two rounds after use. (minicrits, 2 armor) ||||
Doggening: Provides strong stat increases. (1+ armor, or 5+ hp and 10 healing, or crit chance increase choice) |||||
Second Dog: Give 4 entitys double action, and heal 10% HP, as well as clear debuffs. |||||||
Drain Of Dog: Gives two entitys two stacks of Drain of Dog (Entity deals reduced damage, 2+ added to Dog Power per turn, 2500 healing. Note that is all per stack.) |||||
Oh No, The Dogmanity: Stun 5 targets, gain 20 dog power, and 20 healing. Healing goes into overheal at a 2-1 rate. ||||||||||
Attacks:
Charge Up: 1+ targets charge.
Defense Up: 20% damage reduction for three attacks, or 2 armor for two attacks.
Attack up. Next attack for target minicrits.
Healing. Heal target.
Doghead: Deal light. damage to a target. Undodgeable.
Dogbeam: Wand. Fires a beam that does light damage to three targets. Also deals light damage.
Doggun: Fires a bullet that deals a massive amount of damage. Requires reload to be used prior to the attack.
Things Requiring Stock/Machine Parts
It has three actions for this only. It will only use one on it's own, and the other two actions are reserved for shopers.
Charge Pool: The Dog will use one 1+ from each plus, and use it to charge an ability. The rest will be given to random players, or converted into extra dog-only Stock
Stock: Starts with 1. Start
Machine part: Starts with 1.
Bullets/bombs: Starts with 0.
All immunitys are temp. or can be surpassed with a strong enough debuff.
Fast Clock. Immunity to slowing or time-based. effects granted to target. Requires a "stock"
You attempt to attack PEACE Walker, but your attacks get shredded to bits by the flurry of blows (still) coming from the Hyper Jackhammer. You notice projectiles outright being destroyed by it, and theorize that non-melee attacks will have no effect on the turn that PEACE Walker uses the Hyper Jackhammer.
A note: All non-entity attacks are not melee by default, so all entities on the field right now will get no-sold by PEACE Walker using the Hyper Jackhammer.
I snap my fingers, and suddenly KILL A3, the Genesis Dog, Tazz, and PEACE Walker are in a small box with an assortment of items laying about. Then the box suddenly blows up for some reason (probably George Bush). They then all find themselves in ridiculously small go-karts, on a ridiculously large track. They all drive around for exactly 3 days, when they all crash into each other at the same time. They then find themselves on a pirate ship. PEACE Walker, of course, being a huge mecha, falls off the ship and into the ocean. Meanwhile, KILL A3, Genesis Dog, and Tazz all have to fend off 38 bajillion pirate ships at once. Needless to say, the fail. Those three then find themselves in a rather large shipping container, hurtling through the air at 300 MPH. The cargo container then smashes into the Space Needle, impaling Genesis Dog on it. KILL A3 and Tazz jump out of the cargo container, and lead two separate lives, eventually resulting in a death by stairs and a death by a chunk of Element 113 respectively. All four then somehow respawn on the battlefield.
A fair ways away from the Battlefield, a portal opens, and a stranger dressed in armor that makes them look suspiciously like Lil' Hunter (even though Lil' Hunter probably doesn't exist at this point in time), faceplants onto the ground, and whatever was in this person's inventory goes flying out, including two machineguns, a plasma knife, 90 cents in American currency, a gum wrapper, a USB with Linux on it, another USB labelled with "fungame", a map of an aircraft carrier, a laptop, a rifle that can turn into a guitar, exactly 1,999 cars (which land on Build), various drinks that would probably cause lethal shrinkage of the stomach, some ridiculously cheap knockoff Waluigi Thyme, and some Orchid Liquid which would definitely cause lethal shrinkage of the stomach.
This person is suddenly aware of a health bar, and not a very large one at that.
Fo'radg Quesker: 100/100 HP
Passive:
Who's this ******bag?
The Informant rail-rifles KILL S1 in the facial area it may or may not have.
The Guardian, Kill A3 and The Genesis Dog all take 5,000 damage. Tazz is an invincible jerk and you can't even approach PEACE Walker with those Hyper Jackhammers firing.
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: MIND
Tokens: (9, 6, 6) (+5 from finishing the Mikoto charge)
Total Tokens (13, 10, 10)
Unimportant RP Stuff:
While walking back to the battlefield, Mikoto hears a minute buzz on him and turns to glance over his shoulder at Inari and Gail.
“I got a call. The Fet wants me in battle.”
Inari stops and snaps to attention before realizing that there’s nobody around except them three.
”He never told me about this. What happened now?”
Before responding flatly, Mikoto makes a slight shrugging motion, as much as he could.
“Maype there’s an opportunity now. Inari? Please stay with Gail.”
Before even hearing her response, Mikoto walks past her to Gail.
“R’oul huîs squeyuk un leou. Piiezuk mi’aloukiu, cimimiu nier alzinr pialslé. Mialour r’oul huîs squeyiu un récesousé.”
(“Please stay by her. You can help me, like we talked about. But please stay safe.”)
Inari sighs and resigns herself.
”Fine. Come on, Gail. Let’s go.”
After nodding to Mikoto, Gail turns and follows Inari away from the battlefield. Watching them go, Mikoto backs away, towards the mecha madness.
@Tazz: Little thing... but +1 Narrative Favor for Gail ending the turn at 40,000 HP. Thanks Cyano.
Oh yeah...
Let me establish chain of command for Mikoto:
1) Me, obviously.
2) If I don’t post, either Hezetor or Toast can command him
3) If neither of them do anything either, just have Mikoto use Concentrate and do nothing else.
(I also noticed on the Discord that you (Tazz) said that Pricey would have second in command by default. Let me clarify, Pricey ended up not giving a charge to Mikoto. Because of the mechs, we decided to try and summon Mikoto NOW, and Pricey didn’t have a charge ready. So, that’s why Mikoto is a 150 post charge rather than a 200 post one.)
> Concentrate. Gain 4 Concentration and 15,000 normal HP.
Gail purchases the Subconscious Dark punch (7 N left) and also the first level of Glyph of Focus (2 N left).
Mikoto buys a new room composed of a Glass Pressure Plate (3-1 C), Nightmare Guardians (6-1 C) and the Watsonian modifier (4 - 1 C). In total this costs 10 C (he gets the discount for having few rooms).
Mikoto buys a new room composed of Vitals Targeting (3-1 C), Darkfire Surge (6-1 C), Duct Tape (2-1 C), and Subconscious Dark (5-1 C). In total this costs 12 C. (with the low room discount)
State at End of Turn: Mikoto: 75,000/120,000 HP. 140,000/140,000 True HP. Concentration: 9/45. Rooms: Watsonian Glass Nightmare Guardians (24,000/24,000 HP)>Vitals Targeting Darkfire Surge with a Subconscious Dark duct taped to it (don't ask me how that works. 31,000/31,000 HP)>N/A>N/A>N/A. Fabric Strength: 3/7. M-MURDER: III Gail: 40,000/40,000 HP. Favor: 4 (5 if Gail doesn't get hit this turn). Wrath: 0
Gains 4 C and 2 N per turn
Current defenses: 55% for first attack, 51% for second, 47% for third, 43% for fourth onwards.
Sources: 3% (glass) + 8% (times however many attacks he's already taken. nightmare guardians) + 3% (Watsonian) + ----> + 21% * 1.3 (Subconscious Dark, 3 empty rooms. Boosted by Vitals Targeting) + 15% * 1.3 (Darkfire Lance. Target is guarianteed to have a debuff from the glass pressure plate. Boosted by Vitals Targeting)
(Note. A value of 55% means he only takes 55% normal damage from attacks against his True HP.)
Purchased thingies:
Subconscious Dark (part. It's one of the things I added during the turn delay)
Glyph of Focus (+1 C per turn, +5 maximum C)
(Tazz, I'm trying to make this as easy as possible for you. Is this format good, or do you want me to change anything?)
Mech action: Use Dragon's Breath and Plasma Blade on PEACE Walker. Drones, use 1 Freon Blaster and 1 Sound Cannon on PEACE Walker. The other two shoot their Freon Blaster and Sound Cannon at the Terror Husk.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
I use my action to investigate the trio of Thymians, augmented with some RP. (AKA: Tazz & co.). For my mech action, use first action to use the medkit on Mikoto for +5,000 Normal HP, and then activate the Heavy Shield.
More Important RP, that I was going to do earlier.
Mikoto notices Richard freaking out over the GSes and goes over to talk to him.
“Gojmodder. I am not sure why so many people hate you so. To me, you do seem powerful and... random, a certain risk, but you hafe not threatened so many like Zero. I will be honest, I do not trust you fery much. I hafe a distrust of gojmodders because of… past efents. But perhaps you will be different. There is always that hope. So, efen though I am middling on my stance now…”
He suddenly looks up, seemingly playing the motion for drama.
“Want to be friends? Or at least enemies of the same enemy? I'm willing to play nice if you are. I won’t attack your forces if your forces don’t attack me. Plus, I think a petter way to reduce the threat from the GS faction is to play nice.”
Still looking up at Richard, Mikoto sits down.
“I don’t actually know your name. So please tell me… Who are you? And I don’t mean just what is your name. Why are you here? What goal do you hafe? I’ll start. My first name is Mikoto. I’m here to try and stop User Zero. She has alreajy killed so many, and we cannot allow it to continue. So… what do you wish for?”
(I have to go right now, but the other RP I wanted to do was to just have Mikoto/Veteran ask Build "why are you fighting people?". So I'm investigating. I won't have enough time, so just have this...)
“Why are you fighting eferyone here? ... I somewhat understand the...”
He vaguely motions towards Tazz being Thyme crazy.
“that. As much as it is possiple to unjerstand insanity. But why do you follow? ”
Alchemy and charges:
(The Origuni (from Enter the Gungeon) || grey ink) || ((Paper with Proof for the Intermediate Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for the Mean Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for L'Hôpital's Rule) && (Barometer && Stopwatch && Anemometer (measures wind speed && Hand Fan)) = Limit Found 8/16
PowerMace && Stormforged Axe && Charged Hammer && Dr.Balanced's Boombot = The BoomHammer 13/13 DONE
Got +3, then +2 to everything from GM. +2 to Pricey, +1 to Toast.
Something: 22/50
MOAR CHARGES: 5/50
We never stop charging stuff. Ever: 3/50
If you want me to model or animate something, I'd love to hear it. I'm not necessarily good with Blender and AfterEffects, but I want excuses to practice.
Thank you for the listings, Talist. That makes life easier on me, so much. Mikoto will do as you say.
You SCAN Tazz, Build and Roxxanne.
TAZZ: Thyme Source. Tazz is capable of generating two Thyme Links, which are attached to two entities of choice. All entities linked by the Thyme Link are buffed if any of them are, by the same buff, but take debuffs separately. Tazz can change who the Thyme Links are, but cannot take any damage at all until they are dealt with, even by armor-piercing/invuln-ignoring attacks. Godslayer is NOT exempt from this due to Tazz being a godmodder and thus being able to godmod, one of the few abilities Godslayer's powers do not cover.
BUILD: O O O O /O\ O O O O. Build uses Kaleidascopic Fire to The Target takes extremely high damage.
Roxxanne: F-U-L-L-+-S-T-O-P. Roxxanne taps into This allows her to use The Target takes very high damage and will, regardless of their typical vulnerability to status conditions, be afflicted with the If not cured with a Focused Action before its two-turn duration expires, the target will
...Those cut-offs are extremely worrying.
You proceed to use the Medkit, healing Mikoto's regular HP for 15,000 + 5,000 HP, then activating your shield.
The Godmodder responds to Mikoto:
Godmodder477: 'Friends?' You're just lying, otherwise you'd be on my side, trying to protect me from those unreasonable cretins over there! Godmodder477: I will tell you who I am, though. Godmodder477: My name is Richard. Godmodder477: I am here to kill UserZero and claim my rightful title as the strongest godmodder in existence, which, judging from what UserZero has said, is pretty likely, then subvert the singular sore point-that is to say the part where she comes back to kill me while I'm startk mad. Godmodder477: My goal, after the above points are taken care of, is to take over all of Fiction as its supreme absolute godmodder-king for eternity, subjugating all lesser beings and putting them under my command 24/7. Godmodder477: Call it ambituous, but as they say, everybody wants to rule the world, and wouldn't a godmodder be best suited to the task, with their immense abilities and resources basically evaporating any logicistal concern and supplying every basic human right? ...To my loyal followers, anyways. Godmodder477: I'm not like those other lunatics out there. I planned this out. I studied this stuff. I know what I'm doing, and I know what I can and cannot get away with. Godmodder477: And I will most certainly not intentionally blow up three universes. That's stupid. If some past-future me did that, then that past-future me was being an idiot, and I am very glad I am not that past-future me, but ME, who can take the steps needed to avoid that. Godmodder477: Not like you'd shed a tear of sympathy for such noble goals.
You then move on to the Not-elf, as Build's communications have gone quiet. He's staring at the Scribe's mech. The Not Elf, predictably, gets really excited at your appearance. Your reasonably furry, 'cute' apperance that excites young girl hearts everywhere.
uA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA uA: IT'S AN ADORIBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You are naturally glomped, with the Not-Elf popping out of the mech just to cuddle you. The Not-Elf is a Vampire with a likely appetite to eat you for your delicious power and 'adoriboo' form the instant you are dead, so that feeling you feel is dread.
uA: Heyo, adoriboo, colon D! uA: My name is Roxxanne Orochi Rembrandt, and you are a cuddle! uA: I am here to punch the bad guys and save existence! And also, cuddle adoriboos. And also also, not die to crazy people. I just kind of have a few things to sort out with Tazz, so I guess I'm on his side? uA: But you are so cuddlwey, heartheartheartheartheart!
[ITEMS WITH CHARGES]
[The Rise 11/50 Hits 3 entities with attacks of alive entities. Heals 3 entities for the damage of 1 of the attacks OR heals one entity for the combined damage of all attacks ][divided by 2.]
[The Madness 10/50 Buffs 3 entities in same team. Gives buffed entities change to hit different entity to one selected that turn. Can't charge when entities are buffed.]
[The Fall 11/50 Uses attacks of 3 dead entities. Inflicts a 3 turn debuff 'Kamikaze' which causes an entity to inflict AoE damage on near by entities. Can't charge when enemies] [are debuffed.]
[Each has a 5 turn charge.]
[I test my new weapon, The Death Sentence on Zerisek, I also use The Big Screen on them. I then wave at Tazz, Build and Roxxanne, because when the GM gets involved, it]
[will always be fun. I then attack the Peace walker with Slashademia and The Marks-man. I then make a Waluigi out of glass and give it to the real Waluigi, just to see what] [happens, I also put a note saying to judge my craftsmanship.]
[Complete]
[Tarot Deck ~~~~ Loom =Scarf of Cards (in Richards possession)]
[Staple remover && Scissors && Three hole puncher && Sword = Slashademia (Level 7: 4/4 )]
[Pen && Highlighter && Pencil && Revolver = The Marks-Man (Level 7: 4/4)]
[Projector && Movie Real && 3D Glasses && Audio System=The Big Screen (Level 5)3/3 Complete]
[Guillotine && Executioner's Ax && Judge's Gavel && Jury's Votes=The Death Sentence(Level 13)7/7 +Complete+]
2/50 Paradoxical Charge Of Confusion (+1 me)
+3 to Pionoplayer
Welp. Looks like the Gamemasters went rogue. The bad news: if the Gamemaster himself says that he is unbeatable, then he can make himself unbeatable. Also, the update causes my eyes to bleed. The good news: The Gamemaster now follows the OP Scale, and is now constrained by a set of rules.
More bad news: not only did Godslayer not do anything helpful, but it also gave the Gamemaster a way to break its entity stats again. This time, its a permanent impact.
I think we might actually gain an advantage by having him remain on the field. While he's fighting, the plot is less under his control, and more mutable. We could potentially use this to find an effect similar to the Cataclysm Shield to make sure any future summons won't be getting sabotaged.
I don't think that's possible.
The Foundation has a load of unlimited-strength SCP objects. With the rebuilt Foundation on the new Earth, it shouldn't take too long to find something that can prevent changes to the abilities of an entity on the field.
Alright, get those plans up and running soon.
For now, 23 have a crit-boost to utilize.
Right. I take control of the BattleCarrier Mk.2, and activate its plasma blade array. Across its entire body, 16 arms spring out and activate energy blades, easily ten feet long. However, these individual blades are ineffective by themselves, and are actually used to transfer power to the primary systems of the craft. Instead, a pair of larger arms pop out from the sides, with their length nearly the same as the hundred-foot-long BattleCarrier's body. The plasma on the arms compresses into several orbs, and then is ejected outwards. Then, the main arms activate, drawing the plasma into them and quickly extending outwards to a fifty-foot length.
The BattleCarrier dives to match elevation with its target, the Paladin (or Tazz if the Paladin is destroyed already). Its drones spread out and line up their guns against it, while the BattleCarrier prepares to attack. Its rear engines begin to heat up, while at the same time it begins to spin around in a barrel roll. As its spin builds up speed, the blades touch tips at the front of the craft. Once the spin reaches a sufficient speed of about a hundred RPM (to the point where a human pilot would have been pulped trying to operate this thing), the drones open fire, pelting the Paladin with a barrage of attacks and debuffs to help set it up for the primary impact.
After about 15 seconds of that bombardment, the BattleCarrier attacks. Its rear engines fire up, imparting an incredible amount of force to propel the BattleCarrier forward at incredible speed, covering the distance between it and the Paladin in about 15 seconds. While that is happening, the plasma emitter arms pump out a massive supply of plasma that travels towards the frontal blades. Some of this plasma compresses into the main blades and makes them glow white-hot, but the rest is collected in front of the spinning blades in a conical shape, which begins to spin up into a devastating plasma drill, with the trail end leading outwards into something like a re-entry burn. The BattleCarrier uses its maneuvering thrusters to adjust course and make sure the devastating attack impacts the Paladin, while the corona of plasma in front of the craft should be able to deflect away any attempted counter-attacks from the target.
On contact, the damage is catastrophic. The drill of plasma, combined with the incredible power contained in the blades themselves, hits like a meteor, coring the Paladin straight through its armor. Once the attack gets through the mech's armor and into its internal systems, the plasma containment systems in the arm switch to repulsion, spraying the plasma all throughout the Paladin's internal systems while simultaneously pushing the BattleCarrier backwards. A gaping hole can be seen in the Paladin, with plasma, steam, and melted mech parts flowing out of the wound like blood flows out of a fatal wound.
However, that was just the mech's first action.
The plasma emitter arms deploy another burst of plasma, again coalescing into the twin plasma blades. However, this time they are used in close combat. While the Paladin is still initiating damage control and accessing backup power systems, the BattleCarrier engages in another round of melee attacks. It gets in close, then reverses the direction of its rear gravity drive, launching the back end of the BattleCarrier into the Paladin's chest like a massive pendulum. The Paladin is knocked backwards, giving the BattleCarrier an opening. While it loops around back to horizontal, the BattleCarrier's arms continue to face the Paladin, and deliver a series of slashes aimed at disrupting any effort from the mech to counterattack.
But once it loops around, it fires its primary engine again, and slams into the staggered Paladin front-first. The Paladin is knocked to the ground, and the BattleCarrier stays on it, firing its engine at full blast to pin the Paladin to the ground (and potentially through it into bedrock, if the battle wasn't being fought at bedrock level already). While the Paladin is pinned, its sword arms lift above its main body, and drive themselves into the Paladin's head. Though they lack enough impact power to punch through the armor at first, here they make up for that with persistence. Slowly, but surely, they drill their way through the head, and they hopefully reach the cockpit. Meanwhile, the plasma emitter arms generate a temporary hardened shield around the craft to render it near-impervious to counter-attack until its main attack concludes.
Finally, after enough damage has been done to leave the Paladin a wreck, the BattleCarrier pulls away, fires up its engine, and jets back to the GS side.
(OOC: Plasma Blade, then Plasma Blade against Tazz's mech, buffed by Piono's critboost.)
Entity Orders: The Avenger, its mech, and its troops fire everything they have at Tazz and his mech. Zerisek gains a point in I-dont-know, because we still haven't come up with a strategy yet.
Tazz's invulnerability allows you to not waste your critical hit on this trivial matter, fortunately. You are still critting. Your Drones, the Avenger and its troops will all ignore you to fire on something else, seeing Tazz is invulnerable.
This turn is so productive. You are doing an excellent job of doing things of value that actually prevent the bosses from murdering you by murdering them first. I must find a way to reward you for your clear brilliance afterwards. This is not sarcasm.
Alchemies
Warded Jar && Concentrated Avaritine = Essentia Singularity (Lv. 10,4/6)
(Iridium Ingot (Gregtech) && Enderium Ingot (Thermal Expansion) && Voidmetal Ingot (Thaumcraft 4) && Unstable Ingot (Extra Utilities) && Concentrated Avaritine) || Iron Wand Cap = Orichalcum Wand Cap (Lv. 15, 5/8)
Orichalcum Wand Cap: A wand cap crafted of a peculiar neon blue metal. Forged from the existential kiln of the corpse of an ichorium Wither, slain in the risk of rain, at the hand of an amethyst sorcerer. Upon application to a wand core, orichalcum wand caps bend and twist the fabric of spacetime, to create the most direct link to Nihil Parva itself upon the tips of the wand. Thusly, the most refined channeler of vis possible in creation itself serves its purpose.
(Adaminite Ingot (Thaumic Additions) && Manyullyn Ingot (Tinkers' Construct) && Dreadium Ingot (Abyssalcraft) && Ichorium Ingot (Thaumic Tinkerer) && Concentrated Avaritine) || Greatwood Wand Core = Cosmic Neutronium Wand Core (Lv. 15, 5/8)
Cosmic Neutronium Wand Core: A dull gray rod covered in artisanal ichor runes. Forged from the kiln of an amethyst mage-slain ichorium Wither, the cosmic neutronium wand core is filled with pure compacted magetear, serving as the finest and most boundless wand core that shall ever exist within this reality. For all intents and purposes, your wand is a node, when its core is forged of cosmic neutronium. Use it wisely.
Action (Element: Nitrogen, Z=7)
I eject from the CSC MX-20. Its action will be described in the Entity Action section.
Meanwhile, I temporarily ascend to a Higher God of YouTube Poop. Two random guys in the distance proceed to re-enact an ancient meme: "What does the scouter say about his power level?"
"IT'S OVER TWO TRILLION FORTY-SEVEN MILLION EIGHTY SIX THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY and three quarters!"
The Ancient Joke Police collectively turn in their graves.
I proceed to summon ten thousand Shoop da Whoop faces, which proceed to fire their lazors at PEACE Walker. This meme is so old and unfunny, the Ancient Joke Police as a whole revive and proceed to begin to make their way to the battlefield.
My FACE transforms into that of Michael Rosen, who proceeds to teleport PEACE Walker to St Pancras Station, or a Minecraft recreation of it. PEACE Walker suffers the fate of Harrybo's GRAND DAD by falling over onto the path of an oncoming WTg Train. Just then, the train explodes with a WHAT THE gorillaexplosion.
The Ancient Joke Police quicken their pace.
Just then, King Harkinian descends from the heavens and requests dinner. This dinner must consist of Original Billy Burgers made in a golden Big City Slider Station. King Harkinian is promptly annihilated by trillions of SkyDoesMinecraft fanboys from the era of SkyDoesMinecraft fanboys. This summons the Ancient Joke Police directly.
"THIS IS THE ANCIENT JOKE POLICE. WE HAVE DETECTED A BARRAGE OF ANCIENT JOKES IN YOUR AREA. PREPARE TO DIE."
PEACE Walker is sent to the Museum of Ancient Jokes, inside the NSA Jail exhibit, where Mutant Ninja Tacos and Horribly Deformed Midget Pig Monkeys with Automatic Firearms, led by Microsoft Shingen and Jokermingo0044, destroy him by dropping Cream Cheese Filled Filing Cabinets on him.
Entity Action
MX-220 'Gold' will attack PEACE Walker with its Autocannon.
MX-221 'Bacon' will also attack PEACE Walker with its Metro Special.
The CSC MX-20 itself will attack PEACE Walker with its Autocannon from above.
The Glitch Abomination will glitch out on PEACE Walker, using \"♦\" on him if it can.
Wasp Gun && Chain Gun && Proximity Mine Launcher && AC-130 Spectre==Mecha Wasp Spawner (1/???) (Level ???)
A mechanical bee hive covered in blinking dots and constructed of titanium. Spawns mechanical wasps. The wasps have razor-sharp wings that can shred through Kevlar. Their stingers are replaced with a Minigun that fires homing heat seeking proxmity mines that are effected by gravity. The mines explode violently and spawn hold three Mecha Wasps inside. The wasps are equipped with Turbo-Blaze Mach 7 Jet Engines that propel them at speeds 7 times the speed of sound.
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Wasp Gun && Chain Gun && Proximity Mine Launcher && AC-130 Spectre==Mecha Wasp Spawner (Level 9: 1/5)
Welcome, JU1CEB0X-sorry, JUICEB0X. Your name almost looked like something else for a second, specificially the I looking like a 1. There were antagonists that had their Os as 0s and their Is as 1s for a Binary theme. Rational mistake.
A puddle of inky ... something bleeds into the ground a few blocks away from Notch, Nyarlathotep emerges from the abyssal pool, straightening out his aristocratic longcoat.
Grimdarkimiter: You remember that Zillymiter back in two? Meet its Grimdark counterpart. The machine itself is blacker than black and empowered by the divine blood of Fluthlu, or whoever he is. This machine is easily attuned to the essence of the Unfathomable Ones, allowing for alchemies associated with them to be created with ease.
You notice that some of the metals are made of Saurite. Interesting.
You rudely intrude upon the Temple of the Gods, specifically its innermost sanctum-Notch's office. To your surprise, while Divinium does coat a few surfaces, they're small and limited. Most of this place wouldn't look too out of place at an office, really, if a bit of a fancy corner office. Given his powers over creation, it wouldn't surprise you if Notch didn't make this place his ideal office. With one exception. It is an exception that, to you, sticks out like a sore thumb, but simultaniously makes you realize Notch distrusts you for a very good reason, and also, what a really bad idea it would be to harm Notch.
The item in question is a Grandfather Clock. To be precise, this Grandfather Clock is made of Saurite, and takes the loose shape of a tree, up to and including having branches at the top.
*Notch: I figured you would be interested in that.
*Notch: In theory, we are on the same team.
*Notch: In theory.
*Notch: In practice, however, you being here at all, much less fighting to get into Yggdrasil, is precisely why It would take extremely damning evidence to make me act against UserZero. She's tugging my suspicions recently, even without your cultists running around and condemning her.
*Notch: ...We should take this to a private channel. Any further mention ought to be very closely watched.
You proceed to talk in private. Or at least, he will talk to you in private with the rest of his message regarding this subject, and then resume talking about non-private subjects.
*Notch: With that out of the way, I should probably answer why I was curious about your murder of godmodders.
*Notch: Well, why shouldn't I? they've all put a bad taste in my mouth.
*Notch: Psi was, in part, my mistake, you know. I could have stopped it-stopped him! If only I was watching a bit more closely.
*Notch: It must be easier for you, you can basically be anywhere you need to be at all times. I... Can't.
*Notch: In any case: Psi was a nightmare come to life, but his 'successors' are even more so. Weaker, yes, but they're everywhere.
*Notch: Even if they're beaten back, there's always massive damage, and the coding of Minecraft is wounded.
*Notch: This conflict is so big that I sense something's protecting it, and barely...
*Notch: In any case, the point is, while I don't trust you specifically, given the circumstances, should you give me sufficient evidence to act, I will gladly support the Gottestoters.
*Notch: Richard...
*Notch: He was a friend, once.
*Notch: But those times have passed.
*Notch: The other Omegas insist he'd be nothing more than one of the worst godmodders in history should he take the Omega Plus role.
*Notch: And that puts aside my personal hatred of Richard. He has wronged me and Mojang on a deep level.
*Notch: Destroying our personal server is one thing, doubly so when we can simply create another-but he went beyond that.
*Notch: He has emotionally scarred several colleagues of mine and vowed his insane, megalomaniac vow to the world on that Halloween night...
*Notch: "I will become the greatest godmodder ever! I'll be as good as Psi ever was-and better! I'll become the supreme godmodder of all existence, and make everyone realize how good I am!"
*Notch: Now, I knew him on a more personal level than most before all of this. I don't know where he lives or anything but I knew him well.
*Notch: Bullied, tormented, isolated... Pitiful backstory.
*Notch: But of course, the first thing he would do with powers that basically encourage bullying others? Become the very thing that tormented him.
*Notch: It was rather shocking to realize that UserZero had become a godmodder...Richard always called her Hera back then, though.
*Notch: And, really... Most of my suspicions are that Richard named her as the worst person in the world. Richard's not a nice guy, but he understands what's right and what's wrong-he merely suspends it on his own terms.
*Notch: And every description of her she ever gave me had her as a mean piece of work.
*Notch: As far as I can tell, apparently she took to power with a surprising level of responsibility for a former schoolyard bully, but...
*Notch: That is precisely it, isn't it?
*Notch: How someone so irresponsible before could turn out so responsible?
*Notch: Then again, Richard's clearly not the most reliable narrator ever conceived... But he had no reason to lie to me then.
*Notch: I also kind of wonder... Would it be possible to redeem the guy?
*Notch: I have a hard time believing that myself, given his megalomania. It would take more effort than I could conceive of as being reasonable.
*Notch: I'd say it's better to kill him, personally. He isn't just a bully, as accurate as that term is-he revels in causing chaos and breaking hearts and minds wherever he can and may.
*Notch: I speak from experience.
Plan B 24/50
Plan F 2/50
+1 Piono, Helldiver, and Nyarly
Action: A giant frying pan falls on Peace Walker
Alchemies:
Notch Apple && Fruit of the Tree of Might = Golden Fruit of the Tree of Might 2/?? (Let me know If I alchemied wrong)
~~~~~ ATTACKS
~~~~~
I decide to fight off the guy who nobody likes, the PEACE Walker.
I use the power of the FIRST DTG ATTACK EVER to complete the REPLICA OF THE FIRST DTG ATTACK EVER.
Channeling the power of the THIRTEEN GASTRONOMICAL GASES, I repeatedly punch myself in the stomach for extra putrid-ness.
It's coming. I can feel it. I tense my buttcheecks up, and release -
THE SECOND MOST EPIC FART EVER! (reference to the original DTG)
Hopefully, PEACE Walker is NOT wearing a gas mask.
I then use my crowned weapon, the BRIMSTRIDENT, and swirl it around to create a GAS-VORTEX and shoot the gas at PEACE Walker.
~~~~~ CHARGES AND ALCHEMY
~~~~~
I continue charging... stuff.
+1 to @Crazee Pi. I'm giving you another +1 next turn, to pay off the... "debt".
+1 to @JOEbob, thanks for the +1.
+1 to @pionoplayer, the +1 is much appreciated.
I reveal my charges to all be 50s, except the CARBON PROTO-HADRON DE-MOBILIZATION SYSTEM, that one's a 10.
I got a +1 from Piono, and a +1 from JOE, so I use those to fuel my first charge.
CHARGE ONE - "Rebirth of the Necromancers" 6/50 [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
CHARGE TWO - "Hell-Scape Soul Eater" 2/50 [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
CHARGE THREE - "Carbon Proto-Hadron De-Mobilization System" 2/10 [||||||||||]
I'm not sure if Amethyst Fire will rain from the skies on command, or what happens when you do what you're doing with the tablet. Excuse me while I figure that out. If anything.
Termination /\/ = Hopes (Level 15)
Hopes and Dreams: A gardening knife, meant for cutting plants. It is rusty and worn. Despite this, holding it makes you feel determined. The opposite of Termination's ruthless drive to murder, this knife empowers you to stand as a shining beacon and rally others. It is not a knife of destructive willpower, but of restorative willpower, allowing those to SAVE others.
Magetear Droplet && Orb of Spacetime Manipulation || Red Sun Module = Spectrum (Level 20)
Spectrum: A magnificent orb (not a module) of a magenta hue, though it occasionally flickers from candy red to amethyst purple. It shines of a magnificent light, with many smaller, even brighter lights dotting it, making it very painful to stare at directly without eye protection. Its powers are unrivaled; it's knowledge-based properties combined with its temporal energies allows it extraordinary intelligence on the movements of enemies, and thus, create powerful temporal and spatial anomalies (favoring temporal) with extreme precision onto their position to rend them, channeling both the dark powers of cosmic knowledge and the unrivaled fury of a crimson star. If this is not sufficient, its simple form may easily warp itself into more practical forms at the wielder's command, and it by itself is a sufficently powerful channel for magic. The cosmos are vast and powerful, much more than you will ever be-your ambitions are grand, but you would do well to know that some do not need to aspire.
The Imperative: =================================================== 9/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Bomber and ninjatwist)
The Interrobang: =================================================== 28/50 (+6 from Cobalt, +3 from the Godmodder, Nomble, and Krill)
The Island: =================================================== 7/50
I +3 Cobalt.
Sandfall Ampersand mind-controls the BL4D3-BL457 MECH Mk.2 and the Booster Rings into attacking the PEACE Walker using Heat Death and In Memoriam. Sandfall Ampersand then uses Obelisk Objection on Zerisek, the Avenger-Mech, and the Terror Mech. Sandfall Ampersand then uses Pyramidion on The Big Mama. They then summon... Oh, sweet Notch. Sandfall Ampersand summons Chara??? "AMPERSAND!" the Scribe spits out. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Sandfall Ampersand laughs. "Don't get your curses in a twist. This incarnation of this handsome little devil has been nerfed slightly. They're not at LV 20 - merely LV 10 or so." "Gee," the Scribe mumbles. "That's comforting." "I'm glad you take respite in it." "I'M BEING SARCASTIC YOU CHEAP HOURGLASS"
((Chara will not have anywhere near OHKO powers. They'll also just have a standard health bar as opposed to respawning and having a Curse dictate their face.))
The Scribe steels himself, his chest throbbing at the symbol supplanted inside of him. Just another Curse to add onto the pile. Under his scarf, he smiles at the irony of it all. Here he is, trying to change, and he falls back into the same habits. ...Well. That's not entirely true. What he's about to do is one habit he's breaking - perhaps unwisely so. But the Scribe finds himself walking up to Erelye, that twisting and churning demon of knowledge incarnate, leaning his head towards Erelye's elvish ear, and whispering but a word to him. As the Scribe does so, he finds his very essence chilled by a howling wind. Erelye merely regards it fondly. The Scribe steps back, his eyes blinking. He shouldn't have done that. He shouldn't have done that.
The Scribe mutters some thanks to the Mage, gathers his items, and leaves, taking several steps before disappearing with an errant swish of his cloak. The setting of the deal dissolves into the ether of the forest. What's done is done - unfortunately.
The Scribe tells the tale of the Great War. He supplements this with a quick toss of the Metalstorm and a Plasma Blade. He then leers his way across the field, examining the unholy conglomerate of freaks that just spontaneously appeared. "Holy crap. Look at that unholy conglomerate of freaks that just spontaneously appeared," he mutters to himself. The single gigantic eye of Polyphemus zooms across the Battlefield with perfectly enhanced Photoshop filters, sorting through source code in the way only a skilled programmer slash cryptographer could. He scans Tazz, finding out everything he can about him. "Hah. Finally. I'll be able to kill a god."
Build, within the Guardian, senses something highly out of the ordinary. A piercing pain passes through his head, his glasses whipping towards a disturbance on the other end of the field. When he pinpoints it, his vision tunnels. He sees the Scribe within a mech. Build's face just kind of cracks, and he laughs hysterically. He leaps out of the mech, runs across the field faster than anyone can see - green fire trails behind him - and punches the cockpit of Polyphemus, his hand wrapped in emerald. The punch phases straight through the mech, connecting with the Scribe itself. He's flung out of the mech and into the sky. Build jumps upwards, rearing for another punch, which connects, smacking the Scribe at supersonic speed into the ground. A sizable crater is left.
Build flashsteps to the ground below, sneering at the Scribe. The Scribe coughs, apparently too stunned to do anything. "Do... I know you?" Build laughs. "No. But I know you, you son of a priest." "Was... that supposed to be an insult." "M-MAYBE??" Build attempts another punch, but this time, the Scribe easily sidesteps it. "Seriously. Do I know you? I have a feeling I'd easily remember any green-cloaked madmen with a penchant for fisticuffs on my travels, but I've seen and forgotten stranger." Build throws a punch. "Was it in the Glistening Seas of the Fifth Face?" Another one. "How about the Seventh Far Lands?" Another one. "The Restaurant at the End of the Internet?" And another one. "Wait a minute..." The Scribe catches Build's next swing in his glove. A searing light emanates from the back of the Scribe's head. "Ashes to Ashes." The words coalesce into a literal cloud of ash that caves through Build, knocking him a hundred or so meters back. The Scribe's eyes flicker gold, three dots of light materializing around him. "Your glasses. Red glasses. You're a piece of the puzzle, aren't you. A portion of the wheel." Build flashsteps back in front of the Scribe, this time holding a sword. "Jesus Christ, man! Can you think in terms of ANYTHING but symbols??" The Scribe tilts his head. "Who?" "Who what." "Who is this 'Jesus Christ?'"
Build's eyes roll behind his shades, the movements of galaxies spinning with them. "Whatever. Whatever. WHATEVER!" Build levels the sword, which gleams white, at the Scribe. "LISTEN here, Scribe. You are a living, breathing, piece of . I despise you. I thank whatever god there is that you weren't as involved in the war that I fought in, because if you were, I'd have beaten the out of you. METAFICTIONALLY speaking. You think you're the solution, but you're not. You're just another part of the problem." The Scribe backs up, the golden light in his eyes wavering uncertainly. "And just who do you think you are? How can you say such things when I don't even know you?" Build's eyes leer behind his gleaming shades. "Who am I? I'm Build, Oblivion's Guardian. And I'm here because I'm not letting you open the door." Electricity flashes around Build's glasses. They seem to be unanchoring themselves from existence. "The last time you did, you almost doomed everything. And because of what was behind it, you ruined my LIFE!" A sphere of lime energy envelops Build, the golden aura fading from the Scribe entirely. His mind races. The last time? What in the world is Build talking about? He... he's made it before? When?? "I'M NOT LETTING YOU RUIN THE LIVES OF ANYONE ELSE! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!" The Scribe's coat bellows in the wind. He tries to say that he's changing, that he's not ruining anyone's lives, not now, but his words ring hollow, and they're snatched away by green. Build's eyes tear through the soul the Scribe no longer has.
You scan Tazz with the Quadruped's Mega Scan array.
Weapon System: Tazz's attacks change depending on the weapon he wields. He has seven in all: Mythos, Heat Death, the Divine Gate of Harmony, The Golden Globe, the Stellar Scatter, The Lord Michael's Hat, and the Infinity Blade. Each weapon must be scanned individually for the exact stats, though anyone who's played 2 should know what the Infinity Blade does.
The Story: Tazz taps into the powers of the Update Terminal and Previous Game Masters through his myraid powers. The glory of countless heroes and the vileness of countless villains has a power all to itself, and through its glory, it empowers Tazz (and all Thyme-Linked by proxy) with the following buffs:
5 Miracle Mirrors. These have a 50% chance to deflect an attack's damage back at the attacker, or an ally thereof. They last until procced, and they operate last in defensive options, after dodge chance and Tazz's stupid array of defensive options. YOU WOULDN'T CALL THINGS THAT SAVE YOUR LIFE STUPID!
1 Perfect Miracle Mirror. The difference here is that the Perfect Miracle Mirror will always deflect.
Sattagrius Aim, which grants flawless hitrate on top of the ability to pierce.
Kritzkreig, which means all attacks are critical.
Counterhappy, which means all failed attacks are immediately followed up with a basic attack on the attacker or their allies. This attack can be a Melee Mech weapon and it will not cost any dodge percentile.
All of the above with durations last for 2 turns.
The Arm: Tazz channels his extraordinary powers over multiple sources, especially Thyme, to override the restrictions upon and properly use his most dangerous weapon-the Godarm. He will use it to shift to multiple artificial limbs of incredible power, besieging a singular foe for extreme damage. In addition, the massive power and glory of the Godarm will force the attacker to target anyone he attacks, be it friend or foe, for the following turn.
Tazz would likely flavor you with a colorful 'SMASH.' I will not. You deal a Focused 200,000 + 12,000 + 7,500 + 20,000 damage to PEACE Walker, causing so much catastrophic damage that you destroy multiple parts of the Hyper Jackhammer System.
As this happens, PEACE Walker's internal systems automatically make mention of 'shifting mechanical constructs to optimize.' In an instant, the PEACE Walker's form shifts, placing more emphasis on different parts of the mech, while retracting material from the damaged parts. Due to your mass destruction, the PEACE Walker's Hyper Jackhammer can now only block projectiles from the first five non-melee attacks that come his way and now has less ammunition. HOwever, the Nine-Inch Nails have more ammunition.
Technically speaking the Scribe still has the soul in his body, the Mark, I think, signifies something else...
Expect this to be edited later, but know that someone is about to die from that.
Hezetor's throne slowly flies inside SFS^3, as soon as the throne stops flying and finds its right place the inside of the Mech is enlighten by thousand of lights and screens hovering in the Control Room, on the screens there are the various Mechs and entities on the Battlefield, after watching at all these Mechs Hezetor decides that scanning Build is the first priority, as he thinks this all the screens in the Room switch to spy Build's mech discerning in detail how it functions.
[If Build was already scanned scan Roxxanne/Walker]
Build was already scanned (even though that's hardly the only information available), so you scan the Not-Elf.
Tiger Claw: Continuing the trend of the Not-Elf being the true form of stan, we have this disgusting attack, which should not warrant a description whatsoever other than it would really suck if you got hit by this.
For the record, these scans are automated responses. I agree, though, the Not-Elf IS stan.
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: MIND
Tokens: (7, 2, 7) (+3 fame from finishing alchemy)
Total Tokens (13, 10, 13)
I go ahead and remember that I actually have a class and buy the passive Mikoto's Might, which cost (2, 4, 2). I don't think it takes effect this turn, but it synergizes real nicely with Mikoto himself, provided I stay in Mind mood. (The passive means that at the end of every turn, my entities get a free action that cannot heal or damage anything. Basically, it will give Mikoto some extra concentration.)
> Concentrate. Gain 4 Concentration and 15,000 normal HP.
Gail purchases the Subconscious Dark punch (7 N left) and also the first level of Glyph of Focus (2 N left).
Mikoto buys a new room composed of a Glass Pressure Plate (3-1 C), Nightmare Guardians (6-1 C) and the Watsonian modifier (4 - 1 C). In total this costs 10 C (he gets the discount for having few rooms).
Mikoto buys a new room composed of Vitals Targeting (3-1 C), Darkfire Surge (6-1 C), Duct Tape (2-1 C), and Subconscious Dark (5-1 C). In total this costs 12 C. (with the low room discount)
State at End of Turn: Mikoto: 75,000/120,000 HP. 140,000/140,000 True HP. Concentration: 9/45. Rooms: Watsonian Glass Nightmare Guardians (24,000/24,000 HP)>Vitals Targeting Darkfire Surge with a Subconscious Dark duct taped to it (don't ask me how that works. 31,000/31,000 HP)>N/A>N/A>N/A. Fabric Strength: 3/7. M-MURDER: III Gail: 40,000/40,000 HP. Favor: 4 (5 if Gail doesn't get hit this turn). Wrath: 0
Gains 4 C and 2 N per turn
Current defenses: 55% for first attack, 51% for second, 47% for third, 43% for fourth onwards.
Sources: 3% (glass) + 8% (times however many attacks he's already taken. nightmare guardians) + 3% (Watsonian) + ----> + 21% * 1.3 (Subconscious Dark, 3 empty rooms. Boosted by Vitals Targeting) + 15% * 1.3 (Darkfire Lance. Target is guarianteed to have a debuff from the glass pressure plate. Boosted by Vitals Targeting)
(Note. A value of 55% means he only takes 55% normal damage from attacks against his True HP.)
Purchased thingies:
Subconscious Dark (part. It's one of the things I added during the turn delay)
Glyph of Focus (+1 C per turn, +5 maximum C)
(Tazz, I'm trying to make this as easy as possible for you. Is this format good, or do you want me to change anything?)
Mech action: Use Dragon's Breath and Plasma Blade on PEACE Walker. Drones, use 1 Freon Blaster and 1 Sound Cannon on PEACE Walker. The other two shoot their Freon Blaster and Sound Cannon at the Terror Husk.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
I continue scoping out the Thyme crew by asking them very deep philosophical questions about their personality and morality. For instance, let's say there's a trolley that's rolling down a track and it's about to kill five people, but there's a lever that will divert it down a different track where it will only kill one person. However, the lever is far away from you and the only way to pull it in time (we're saying that this is a binary choice and we're not super powered like we are in every DTG ever. And no third option. Either pull the lever or don't) is to go through a teleporter that works by mashing you up into atoms, flinging those atoms to the lever, then putting them back together. Would you go through the teleporter to pull the lever? Would it be you pulling the lever, or just a clone that's similar to yourself? Would you be responsible for the death of 'old you' if you went through the teleporter? And afterwards, would you think to yourself, 'wait a moment. There's a real life teleporter here. If I sell it, I'll be rich!'? And would you think 'who builds an analog lever in the middle of nowhere that controls a track several miles away'? Or would you think 'Why are these idiots on the track in the first place'?
Also, related trolley problem. There's a train going down a track as normal. Nobody is tied to the track or anything and nobody is in any danger. However, you can pull the lever and divert the train down a different track. If you do, everyone on the train will be about 10 minutes late for work, but you'll feel really smug about yourself. Nobody will ever know it was you that pulled the lever. Would you pull the lever then?
While they're all distracted by this, I scan for latent magic and what not. And... you know what? Screw it. I try to pickpocket Roxanne too, if I get the chance. Or if I can't pickpocket someone while they're in a giant mech, then I don't.
“I shoulj get my own music for being a boss, but sadly there is too much happening for that.”
Alchemy and charges:
(The Origuni (from Enter the Gungeon) || grey ink) || ((Paper with Proof for the Intermediate Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for the Mean Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for L'Hôpital's Rule) && (Barometer && Stopwatch && Anemometer (measures wind speed && Hand Fan)) = Limit Found 9/16
Something: 23/50
MOAR CHARGES: 6/50
We never stop charging stuff. Ever: 4/50
If you want me to model or animate something, I'd love to hear it. I'm not necessarily good with Blender and AfterEffects, but I want excuses to practice.
Tazz: Alpha Godmodder. You already know what this means. Fortunately, even with his ridiculous overpowered abilities, he is nowhere near as obnoxious as the actual godmodders.
Roxxanne: Weapon System. You know how this works, but Roxxanne's weapons are different. They are Nequilita, Victor Ignis, Hemmorhage, Things Fall Apart, Ragnarok, Fenrir-A and The Magic Lord. The Paranoid one knows Things Fall Apart by a different name.
Build: Weapon System. Skipping needless information. Build's weapons are
Oblivion’s Guardian, Obsidianite Blade, Purity Sword, a Diamond Double-Bladed Lightsaber, Thoughtless Action, a Miniature Green Sun, and the RRandom Knife. Build apparently had access to an Alchemiter during his internment in Yggdrasil with Roxxanne...
Your philosophical questions are ignored by the raging Build. Tazz bluntly states that whether or not teleporters 'clone' you or not is dependent entirely on which universe you are in, and thus which rules apply to teleportation devices in this regard, but the answer is usually the former for plot convenience. He proceeds to not answer any other questions. Roxxanne just goes "hrm" for a solid 3 minutes before shrugging at all the questions at once. She then casually evades your pickpocketing attempts via illusions before snagging Compassion while your back is unwittingly turned to her. Wow, way to steal from a thief, Vet. You sure know what you're doing over there. You may want to get that back, but she is looking at you awfully smug with her newfound weapon.
Alchemies
Warded Jar && Concentrated Avaritine = Essentia Singularity (Lv. 10, 5/6)
(Iridium Ingot (Gregtech) && Enderium Ingot (Thermal Expansion) && Voidmetal Ingot (Thaumcraft 4) && Unstable Ingot (Extra Utilities) && Concentrated Avaritine) || Iron Wand Cap = Orichalcum Wand Cap (Lv. 15, 6/8)
Orichalcum Wand Cap: A wand cap crafted of a peculiar neon blue metal. Forged from the existential kiln of the corpse of an ichorium Wither, slain in the risk of rain, at the hand of an amethyst sorcerer. Upon application to a wand core, orichalcum wand caps bend and twist the fabric of spacetime, to create the most direct link to Nihil Parva itself upon the tips of the wand. Thusly, the most refined channeler of vis possible in creation itself serves its purpose.
(Adaminite Ingot (Thaumic Additions) && Manyullyn Ingot (Tinkers' Construct) && Dreadium Ingot (Abyssalcraft) && Ichorium Ingot (Thaumic Tinkerer) && Concentrated Avaritine) || Greatwood Wand Core = Cosmic Neutronium Wand Core (Lv. 15, 6/8)
Cosmic Neutronium Wand Core: A dull gray rod covered in artisanal ichor runes. Forged from the kiln of an amethyst mage-slain ichorium Wither, the cosmic neutronium wand core is filled with pure compacted magetear, serving as the finest and most boundless wand core that shall ever exist within this reality. For all intents and purposes, your wand is a node, when its core is forged of cosmic neutronium. Use it wisely.
Charges
Project M17-v3A (6/50)
Project M14-Todokete(23/50) (+3 from Twin)
Project M16-v3B (7/50)
+3 to Twin.
Jukebox Hero: Build channels his former First Guardian status, the Red Sun and his split, creatively named Split. The temporally-inclined Red Sun, in conjunction with these powers, allows him to gain an additional action for the next turn. Naturally, this self-buff is spread amongst the Thyme Link, which makes it extraordinarily dangerous. Unlike other charges, the use of this is a free action.
You stab yourself, who is technically on the battlefield. You do not die of this, you are merely humiliated by your own haste. Zerisek can't really act, but he manages a facepalm at this one. At least everyone else was aiming at someone.
Arm Gravitizer
Level 6
Basically a gravity gun made to be attached to an arm. It works like how a Gravity Gun(or for this matter, a supercharged one) would work, except with some added functions.
Noctem Dreadmill
Level 19
Two dangerously sharp Katanas held together by a grip that generates the power of Darkness on the blade. Not for amateurs.
[AZ] Fire and Blade: 275,000/275,000 HP + 9,000 HP Regen. EMP AC: 5(PWR bonus). Evade: 25%(SPD bonus). Dodge Ignorance: 25%(DEX bonus). Strength Bonus: 16,000(STR bonus). Position: Airborn. Passives: Immune to weather/terrain effects. +6,000 on melee attacks. Double action. Cannot use same weapon twice in a row. Can switch positions freely. Double ammo for double damage. Actives: Plasma Blade: [I]. Plasma Blade: [I]. Dragon's Breath: [III]. Jump Jets: [II].
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(Focused) ... wow... that's umm... that's a lot to take in right now...but first off...
I try to throw a wrench at Escutcheon to get rid of its first attack dodge.
Then, I take a deep breath. A very deep one. Probably much deeper than how sunk the Titanic is right now. After doing so, I now let out a very, VERY, loud "W H A T", which just happens to be on fire now courtesy of an Overload boosted Dragon's Breath towards Escutcheon.
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Alliance: AZ
"What the gorilla is happening over in Trading hell," Anne says. "Uh, nothing important," Consumer Fragment A says. I scry the fragments of my own mind and notice the Fragment of myself obscuring whatever's going on by whatever faint grasps of my godmodding she has, and ignore her. She has no idea what she's doing but I can always treat her to a painful reassimilation if she disobeys us.
Oh, hey, Anne, order the entities for us, will you?Sure.
I turn towards Flumpty's Mech of Horrors and realise that people have been focusing their attention on scanning Tazz and co as opposed to Flumpty, despite Flumpty's death gimmicks, despite the fact that Tazz is now an anime abomination that I should A: tell Homura about, and B: scan. I do that. I generically scan Flumpty's Command and Control Centre, with my McGenericscan Inc. Genericscancsope. I have absolutely no ways to express creativity into this.
Immediately after scanning Flumpty's Command and Control Centre, I teleport out of the Endbringer, duplicates of myself landing next to the Captain and the Kerbal. ConsumerOfAll: Uh, Captain, what do your specials do, and how can we unlock the Demon Behind the Door? Should we unlock the Demon Behind the Door, seeing as that sounds like SCP-2317? ConsumerOfAll: Kerbal, you have a split as well? What is it like having a split?
After my split uses our main avatar and jumps out of the Endbringer, I take direct control, generating an illusion on top of the Endbringer to ensure its appearance remains similar to the Simurgh's despite lacking a host, before it bursts into the sky, flying up into the atmosphere, enough to become Airborn, and storing something up, tapping between worlds, into reservoirs, into the abyssal.
In an uninhabited planet composed of a raw, void-like energy, in an empty universe, the Endbringer calls out, and analyses, trying to fathom what that energy is, and incorporating it. The Endbringer screams again, and calls out to a shard of a being beyond, one for analysing, understanding and creating technology. The possibilities pour in, one that would obliterate a normal Mech, but not a Descendant's, or a godmodder's, and the Endbringer sees fifty visions, different ways on how to incorporate that abyssal energy into the Magnetic Phaser, and disrupt the Omega Plus's mechsuit.
The Endbringer signals a thankfulness to the shard, before recalling the reservoirs of abyssal energy, manifesting it around itself, and weaving it with the Magnetic Phaser, which ascends from a simple frequency to something a mixture of physical and that frequency. The technological shard signals the Endbringer, and questions how to weave something so perverted, claiming that it only understood how to do something like that theoretically, via analysis of a severe anomaly. The Endbringer signals back, and talks to the technological shard about Fiction, about understanding the false and about bending reality to your will in ways that hurt it. The technological shard signals back confusion, and states that it's needed, promising to talk to the master of the impersonation of what it's whole uses to generate conflict later. I chuckle at that remark.
The Endbringer then aims, pointing at UserZero, abyssal energy in a dimensional pocket next to it, Magnetic Phaser distorted and ready to obiliterate. The two energies merge, weaving into a distorted electromagnetic pulse. The Big Mama's drones likely move to intercept, but the beam simply warps past, tilting and turning, weaving past most of the Big Mama's ways to intercept, before crashing into the Big Mama, disrupting, crashing a few circuits, burning and annihilating them.
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I then signal to Frankenstein's Pokemon, Kappa, Upsilon, Sigma. One distorted fragment of a mind wonders what this means, another remarks on my rudeness mixed in with pretentiousness and yet another points out that it's about to turn into an anime girl. I then point out that it's on relatively low HP, and will likely either be turned into an anime girl at the beginning of the EoTB, or get murdered by Uzi and Friends at the end of the EoTB and still turn into an anime girl, so might as well get the animifaction over now. I also point out that it's relatively high HP for a suicide attack and high Flexibility should result in massive damage to our good old friend, Big Lincoln.
I then take out a disc, and spin it around, before uploading a demented mixture of Fire Punch and Explosion onto it, with higher power than both, before showing the disc to Frankenstein's Pokemon, who learns many, many, many different ways to act out this demented mixture of moves, from a simple punch, flexing and jerking and consuming Big Lincoln, to the punch creating a spark, burning at reality and leaving behind wastelands of glitch at the cost of Frankenstein's Pokemon's live, to a cascade of fists bursting out, claiming and punching and ravaging and hurting, rending the All-American badass's all American badasshood to nought as it struggles to survive the burning glitch.
One can only hope Frankenstein's Pokemon follows.
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Continuing on with my ordering, I tell the Spirit of Disco to abuse its Mech immunity, and burn a backslash into the ground. Whilst I have no idea if I can actually use the curse of backslash, let alone the Spirit of Disco, I have it do that anyway, hopefully causing it to gain influence over hyperlight.
Assuming it does gain the ability to use hyperlight, I give it a small spark of inspiration, before it creates dancers and refracted light, spinning around, enjoying themselves, dancing around PEACE Walker, as they engage in a process known as fun. The dancers spin around, warping space around them, before turning into many, many hyperlight beams, cutting through PEACE Walker, and rebounding into the Spirit of Disco, which attempts to reflect the Hyperlight back into PEACE Walker, dancing back and forth and hopefully not turning into Backslash or something horrible like that. I don't have much inspiration for the Spirit of Disco, so bad for it.
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Up in the sky, the Endbringer does a little jig, and sings a bit at making a new friend, even if it's a cell of a multidimensional entity. I celebrate being able to tap into the reservoirs of smugness Consumer Prime apparently had, even if she didn't show it. Ah, writing like this is fun. I need more.
SIMPLIFIED:
ConsumerOfAll jumps out of the Endbringer and also scans Flumpty's Command and Control Centre.
The Endbringer takes Flight, going Airborn before using the Magnetic Phaser on the Big Mama.
Frankenstein's Pokemon kamikazes into Big Lincoln.
The Spirit of Disco murders PEACE Walker.
I shudder, Erelye's use of anime stereotyping making me severely uncomfortable, though that was probably unintentional. Still. I would scream, but Erelye would mock me for it, and I would perform some internal and stronger variation of screaming, but Erelye would still mock me for it. As such, I wallow in despair, which is what I do anyway, so nothing has changed. ConsumerOfAll: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, how about 100 alternate dimensional Consumers that have committed crimes against the Consumer Conglomerate? I don't think my soul is particularly worth much.
I shiver, and the Descendants likely watch this from afar, consuming popcorn.
Marriage [Project Take Over the World][5/5] = IN ACTIVATION... (+1 from whatever name I call EXOS this turn.) Slaughterhouse [9/30] ========
Sharlalesat [32/50] ==========
Saurite && ESP Railgun == The Unworthy (Level 20: 8/11)
Scythe && Grief Seed && Condensed Hatred && Shattered Soul Gems && Codex Mark Astarta == Witchsoul Inflictor (Level 17: 5/9)
Conglomerate's Stick Shards && ESP Railgun && The Stranger's Sword && Five_OVER Railgun == O-V-E-R-F-U-R-I (Level 17: 5/9)
+3 to Tricky (I'll get back to you Battlefury I swear)
Coin Launcher (3), ESP Railgun (4), only my railgun (8), Reliance (13), Grief Railgun (15)
~~~~~ ATTACKS
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Alright, if the PEACE Walker is invulnerable to gastronomical attacks, I'm gonna have to try something else.
I walk up to the PEACE Walker and ask him this question: "It... smells like... Upgoodlooking here..." He reminds me that he can't smell, but I interrupt him by saying: "THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT!" Oh f!ck! Bad pun mode activated! I then smash the PEACE Walker with my:
1) GRIMSTRIDENT (if my alchemy is already finished this turn) sending him to the Horrorterrors.
OR
2) BRIMSTRIDENT (if my alchemy is not done yet) sending him to Hell.
~~~~~ CHARGES N' ALCHEMY
~~~~~
Alright, I'm a member of the GODSLAYERS and a member of PROJECT TAKE OVER THE WORLD. *Cliche cartoon thunder plays in the background*. Yay, I guess.
Also, sorry for the Brimstrident muck up, but you don't have to explain it to me; I am a Homestuck ultra fan, after all.
ENDER PEARLS && SHOTGUN = Now You're Thinking With Portals! (Shoots infinite ender pearls over a great range)
+3 to Piono for Project Take Over The World. Sorry everyone, but this takes priority.
I'm scrapping the last charge (the Carbon thingamabob doohickey) for PROJECT TAKE OVER THE WORLD. *Cliche cartoon thunder plays in the background*. Since the Carbon Thingy Doohickey already had two charges, my PROJECT TAKE OVER THE WORLD *cliche cartoon thunder* starts out with 2, instead of 1, so I can use my +1 from the GS bot thing for something else.
CHARGE ONE - "Rebirth of the Necromancers" 10/50 [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||] +1 from Joe, +1 from the EXOS
CHARGE TWO - "Hell-Scape Soul Eater" 3/50 [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
CHARGE THREE - "PROJECT TAKE OVER THE WORLD" 5/5 [|||||] +3 from Consumer, +1 from the charge I had before
Okay, so Wario isn't ten feet tall after all. Thyme OP pls nerf.
One week later, Waluigi Thyme becomes unable to deal random critical hits. Thanks Volkswagen. :mspa:
The F-U-L-L+S-T-O-P effect is Doomed. After the two-turn expiry, the target suffers from instrument deaf.
Things Fall Apart is either THE Plan Ruining Sphere of Hate or Equilibrium/Leinro Fiit. @JOEbob Yeah sure.
1/2
>Sukard: "oh boy, storytime with aunt roxxanne" "Yes, I would like a recap/summary of the important reveals very much. Please do."
Sukard does a thumbs up, to indicate that it's go time.
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Sukard ollies into a lab, from which you only hear building noises. After that, a horde of scanbots start scanning PEACE Walker.
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In a nutshack: Sukard scans PEACE Walker.
--Boosts--
+1 Piono
+1 Crystal
+1 Consumer
--Inventory--
Ircucvci (Level 10)
Aequo Animo (Level 10)
Diversity (Level 10)
Terra Shatterer (Level 11)
Grue-moire (Level 8)
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
Concentrated Avaritine (Level 9)
Amethyst Flame (Level 10)
Magetear Droplet (Level 15)
Acras Tuner (Level 20)
Slightly Ornate Sword (Level 7)
--Charges--
(/): 15/25
Mercenary: 40/50 (+1 EXOS)
Split Clouds: 14/25
--Alchemies--
Pearlwood Staff && (Faceless Bloodline && Druid Bloodline) = Infinite Power (7/8) (Level 13)
A staff containg infinite mana that regenerates infinitely. Still doesn't have spells that it can access. However, this can be fixed by running it through the Alchemiter a few times. (this is what one of the refrances is.) Original name: Infinity Staff.
ALL THE REGRETS && ALL OF THEM && MORE REGRETS THAN VRISKA AND IRE COMBINED && K E K || Sword = sord... (4/6) (Level 0)
ALCHEMY SLOT LOCKED. THANK YOU FOR BUYING PARASOCKS.
Family Heirloom Necklace && Essence of Problem Sleuth Weapon Transformations || Fear No Anvil && Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer && Thor's Hammer (Ranged) && Thor's Hammer (Melee) && Thor's Hammer (Magic) && Telescopic Sassacrusher && Wrinklegorillaer = Dormant Hammer (6/11) (Level 20)
An empowering necklace with a blue gem that can transform into a powerful hammer, and vice versa. Doesn't seem to be at full power. Yes, the color is necessary. Refrance to the Thorium Mod.
I continue charging.
3/25 Leg. Armor [|||||||||||||||||||||||]
3/25mystic crystal [|||||||||||||||||||||||||]
5/10 Blackmist [||||||||||] +1 from "EXOS"
alchemize sword || wand && book about magyk portals 3/3
if cyanogynist allows me to use ircucvci in alchemization, then
Portal Edge Blade (Level 5)&& ircucvci(level 10) 1/?
I also alchemize Armor || Magic wand && completely generic object. 1/?
+1 to trickle, +2 to piono.
I create a portal in order to travel into an empty mech (I’m pretty sure there’s one somewhere)
I request Cyanogynist allow me to use Ircucvci for alchemization once my current alchemy is complete.
((super fire orb)) AND zero point magic generator 3/11
Navitas Nox AND energy condenser 4/8
Arctoae AND energy condenser 3/8
33/50 for a space station
23/50 for elemental coalescence
5/5 for Project Take Over The World (+3 from trickle, +1 from EXOS), this charge, of course, goes to consumer who is proccing it this round.
+3 to helldiver's Project TOTW charge.
First thing I do is remember to set my hard light projector to give Zerisek his evasion buff. With all the crazy powers getting slung around right now, every little bit of longevity on our friend here is needed.
Anyways, I have two actions, and two swords. Uzi's mech may be a menace, but PEACE Walker has too many weapons mounted on him for my comfort.
Time to stab things.
The King of All Elements lurches forward towards PEACE Walker, launching at him as a massive gale of wind forms around and behind him, accelerating him to immense speeds. He feels something a little... off.
Shouldn't he be stronger than this?
A slight stirring of a blasted memory strikes the hind quarters of his mind...
But he is an automaton, there is no room for memory when there is a job to be done.
So the King readies his blade and as he careens towards PEACE Walker, and with another blast of power, launches a whip of water out the front of his mech, latching it onto PEACE Walker's... "chest", using this he swings around the side with another burst of wind, carving a massive gash along the entire side of the mech.
The whip snaps, and the King drops a 3-point landing behind PEACE Walker. Then immediately a massive tree rises up out of the ground and catapults them forward for another attack, the King dips their hand down and part of the tree grow up and around the second plasma blade, giving it a hard, powerful coating.
And then as the King nears PEACE Walker, the entire thing bursts into flame, superheating the metal and making it much, much softer.
The King impacts with the sword first, driving a massive wedge straight into the hull of PEACE Walker, they roll to the side, and the tree impacts, driving inwards and smashing into the wiring and all the little intricate fiddly bits within the interior of the mech.
The King slides down part of the trunk of the tree, and splays the various mech limbs outwards... large, dark ominous clouds begin to swirl overhead... swirling, swirling, a massive thunderhead, ready to unleash at any moment...
aaaaannyyy moment now.
...
The King abruptly realizes that he doesn't have any access to the element of lightning. That's weird, why did he think he did?
That's when PEACE Walker finally frees itself up enough to shatter the trunk of the tree, the King immediately launches into flight to try and not smash anything important upon hitting the ground, and darts away as massive pieces of wood fly in every direction, the tension wrought upon the tree by PEACE Walker's movements shattering it like a piece of glass.
This isn't all good for PEACE Walker though, part of the tree was still inside of its wiring and mechanics. That shatters too, massive shards of wood smash around in every direction, sending pieces of wood through all sorts of wires and other essential components.
Entity Actions:
Zerisek will use "Friends Like These" to the benefit of everyone on the GS faction and not getting animed
The gazebo launcher will provide Redman with some friends in form of all 3 of this round's gazebos. All of its drones will have a nice unfriendly discussion with PEACE Walker.
((Hot Chocolate && Molten Sugar) && (Liquid Candy Cane && Boiling Hot Soda) && An Excessive Amount of Metal And Flesh Eating Bacteria Capable Of Surviving in Even the Hottest Conditions) && Nuclear Reactor = 1/? ??? [???]
Stasis Awakening: An eyepatch, of sorts, adorned with seven lenses made of glass fused with the purest magetear. This set of lenses permits for user to see beyond the facades and lies of the plane of men. From the lowest scum to the grandest synchophant, their lies and half-truths mean nothing. No finely-made facade or falsitude will fool the bearer of its arcane knowledge. From their husk comes the truth, like a phoenix from the ashes, and with it, the purest enlightenment.
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I smash PEACE Walker with a massive "WAR" sign made of exploives. This somehow causes TNT to rain down. Except the TNT explodes into Biome Busters, all of which somehow manage to hit PEACE Walker. Someone, angered that his house was destroyed in the Great Biome Buster Explosion of 11/21/2016, proceeds to drop several massive Mecha-Grape Fruit on PEACE Walker.
The Mecha Grapefruit activate their first weapon, the Grape Machine Gun, which fire literal grape shot. Except the aforementioned grapes explode into sticky, sugary acid. The Mecha Grape fruits then proceed to use a flamethrower-analouge to soak PEACE Walker in a sticky, flaming, sugar residue that gets into everything and is generally a massive, mechanic-clogging jerk.
They then proceed to charge towards PEACE Walker, kamkazining with an explosion that covers PEACE Walker in a solution of both aforementioned liquids. Before long, PEACE-Walker is a sugar coated mess, with what remains of his outer armor having been rusted away, and with much of the hypersticky-acid combo having seeped into and rusted and ruined his weaponary. Finally, a massive amount of explosive rockets from the Gambler's grenadier [5] smash PEACE walker in the face, each and everyone hitting and blowing vast chunks of his armor off, made even more fragile by repeated and battered explosions, backed by rotten sweets.
*note: if Crystal's blindness has not been cured, this will instead cure his blindness.
Inventory: http://pastebin.com/WnYv5NKH
see second post for entity commands this round -mngment Entity Commands:
Throne 2's drones:
Genesis Dog:
The Genesis Dog
[N-DOG]
N Genesis Dog 45/45 0 Armor. 1 regen. Double action. Giving a 1+ grants a Stock, Machine Part or Bullet (
Dog Power: 0/100. Used to summon entity's. Gain 1 per 10000 damage dealt. 1 dog power = 1,500 HP and 100 attack. Gain 4 each round.
Passives:
Marked Of Dog. Inflicts 1 stack of mark of dog per 20000 damage. 5 stacks turns the target into a dog on death, 10 deals massive damage. Does not decay while the lord of Dog is alive.
Extreme Annoyance: Inflicts weak annoying status effects, but chance to do so is much higher.
Shopkeeper. Can be 1+'ed, allowing the dog to take an action using Machine Parts, Stock, or Bullets/bombs to the 1'ers benefit.
Specials:
Rapid Redoggening: Heal self, and add two regen. Adds one armor for that turn only. Healing power increased due to inability to target others. |||
Dogsong. Give attack up and defense up. Lasts two rounds after use. (minicrits, 2 armor) ||||
Doggening: Provides strong stat increases. (1+ armor, or 5+ hp and 10 healing, or crit chance increase choice) |||||
Second Dog: Give 4 entitys double action, and heal 10% HP, as well as clear debuffs. |||||||
Drain Of Dog: Gives two entitys two stacks of Drain of Dog (Entity deals reduced damage, 2+ added to Dog Power per turn, 2500 healing. Note that is all per stack.) |||||
Oh No, The Dogmanity: Stun 5 targets, gain 20 dog power, and 20 healing. Healing goes into overheal at a 2-1 rate. ||||||||||
Attacks:
Charge Up: 1+ targets charge.
Defense Up: 20% damage reduction for three attacks, or 2 armor for two attacks.
Attack up. Next attack for target minicrits.
Healing. Heal target.
Doghead: Deal light. damage to a target. Undodgeable.
Dogbeam: Wand. Fires a beam that does light damage to three targets. Also deals light damage.
Doggun: Fires a bullet that deals a massive amount of damage. Requires reload to be used prior to the attack.
Things Requiring Stock/Machine Parts
It has three actions for this only. It will only use one on it's own, and the other two actions are reserved for shopers.
Charge Pool: The Dog will use one 1+ from each plus, and use it to charge an ability. The rest will be given to random players, or converted into extra dog-only Stock
Stock: Starts with 1. Start
Machine part: Starts with 1.
Bullets/bombs: Starts with 0.
All immunitys are temp. or can be surpassed with a strong enough debuff.
Fast Clock. Immunity to slowing or time-based. effects granted to target. Requires a "stock"
29/50 2+ from consumer of all
2/25
2/40
3+ to Consumer of All
[N] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP. (Estimated 56,000 HP remaining from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)
Echeladder-style Level 2: XP 64,500/225,000 (+45,000 from damaging the PEACE Walker)
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [...]
This post will be First of this turn (If I cannot finish the other post, This will be focused.)
Before Action: Waifus, Animu grrls eh?
Action: The BL4D3-BL457 MECH Mk.2 curls herself into a ball then she rolls at the PEACE Walker at full speed before she bounces herself from the floor and stabs the PEACE Walker on his chest with her Plasma Blade before she pushes him, slightly. She triggers her second attack by blasting the PEACE Walker with her Plasma Rifle.
Her drones attacks PEACE Walker...
Something 8/50 [Placeholder/AZ]
ChurgeAtk #1 18/50
My next thing... 5/50 [Placeholder/AZ]
Alchemy Creation:
The LOVE Knife will be created after the fight with Flumpty's Mecha
Knife && && Pinch of Determination power && 6 Hearts are like SOULS but not as strong as these = EXP 2/8
Potion of Critmist && Potion of Dire Nectar = Potion of Kritzkrieg 7/9
Like a Boss (My weapon) && Angelic Blessing && LHC Madhouse (Another weapon of mines) = What the Fig 6/11
Joke Alchemy: None
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet.
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet.
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Mid-Level Alchemies
Allies Action:
We will bereturn, sooner than that...
+1 to Piono, Talist and Darkside. (2 [GS], 1 [AZ]/[N])
Charge Bank: +8 from Talist +5 from Toast and Hezetor = 18 Charge Points in total
[sir]
Yes legion?
[the eDen spark has been mounted to the ship]
Fire the eDen spark on PEACE Walker legion
[ok]
Charges
7/50 helldiver squad (+1 someone whos username I cannot remember)
9/50 F.O.B.
5/5 takin over the world (+3 piono, +1 EXOS)
+3 to supercool
R&D (alchemies)
3/3=eDen Spark DONE
3/3=no mans sky (not the game) DONE
2/11(really?)=brain uploader && lord kitchener's intact brain = Lord Kitchener the AI.
New R&D
1/guess = eDen spark && comfortable grips && downsized storm generator = the eDen spark, infantry edition. A smaller orbital death laser targeting system. Can be equipped to entities.
1/AAAAAUUGH =no mans sky (not the game) && downsized jetpack && safety testing = no mans sky ( you know what goes here), agency edition. The no mans sky can now be equipped to entities. If used the entity counts as airborne for that round only.
Charges
Plan B 25/50
Plan F 2/50
Take Over the World 5/5 (+3 Helldiver, +1 EXOS)
+3 Crystal
Action:
Shadowtrap once again slashes Peacewalker with it's Plasma Blade and then uses the its double action to attack Peacewalker with Plasma Bow and then orders its drones to fire upon Peacewalker
Alchemies:
(lets try this again)
Memory of Zamasu && Soul = Zamasu Soul 1/??
Super Computer && Microchip = Super Microchip 1/??
Strong Pillar && Essence of Control = Essence of Stability 1/??
If the Blindness has been fully cured and PEACE Walker's Hyper Jackhammer is not currently blocking attacks, Crystal aims the Hive's twin Metalstorms at PEACE Walker and activates Overload. Deduct 2 ammo from each Metalstorm. Focused attack bonus plus Overload bonus plus 2 attacks PLUS CRIT == 20,000*2*2*2*2 == 320,000 damage total, before creativity. These dual attacks cannot miss due to the DEX Bonus of the Hive.
He then pulls out a blast from the past, the Fearamid, and channels its power to form a massive nightmare bubble around PEACE Walker. Inside the bubble, PEACE Walker experiences his worst nightmares distilled. He is shredded to bits by a set of Divinium saws, spat upon by every being that is even vaguely female that he's ever known, experiences total and irreversible corruption of his processor and personality core, has Wheatley from Portal 2 stuck onto him and is then forcibly prevented from removing him as the Idiot Core palpably shreds his IQ points, and is then, to add insult to injury, rejected by a nightmare version of UserZero and banished from the PG faction, and then finds out that no other faction will ever accept him. He promptly commits nightmare-suicide with his own El Blanco Supreme through purposeful El Blanco Event.
The pain, both physical and emotional, from this nightmare, causes the bubble to form into a massive blade that stabs PEACE Walker's heart or closest analogue, and then explode in a wave of emotional pain turned physical harm. PEACE Walker is left visibly shuddering despite being a massive world-crushing mecha of mechanical maiming.
On the other hand, if PEACE Walker currently has his Hyper Jackhammer shield active and the blindness has been cured, Crystal instead targets Big Lincoln with the attack above. Overkill? Well, yeah, but that gorilla blinded him. He gotta go.
If the blindness is not fully cured, Crystal turns the Mech's focused action towards the REC Bonus, tripling the effectiveness of all healing directed towards it for the turn.
He then leaps out of the mech, taking out his Wand of Minor Creation and pointing the wand at the mech, before pulling out another item in his other hand - the Engineer's Wrench from TF2. He quickly infuses the wrench with creation energy before whacking the mech several times, each whack infusing the mech with creation energy and fixing its broken systems, with special precedence given to the fried visual systems and sensors. The unexplainable power of the Wrench, well known to be a veritable panacea for all things mechanical and electrical, further increases the repairs done to the Mech. If any excess creation energy is left over, it materializes armor plating on the mech to ameliorate future damage.
(In short: The focused, critted power of this post, if the Blindness is not cured, goes towards removing the Blindness status effect and healing up the Mech with whatever postpower is left. If any power in the post is left after the Mech is fully healed, it goes towards giving the Mech some amount of damage reduction for a turn or two, in the form of Aries Armor. If the Blindness is cured already and PEACE Walker is open to attack, he gets attacked. If PEACE Walker is not open to attack but the Blindness is cured, Big Lincoln dies messily.)
Crystal also bends the Take Over The World charge to whatever Consumer wishes to use it for, tossing it into a metaphorical communal pool. This expends it to use on whatever Consumer wishes.
==Entities==
Zerisek's Energy is allocated to With Friends Like These...
My Drones all target Peace Walker.
I continue charging.
4/25 Leg. Armor [|||||||||||||||||||||||]
4 /25 mystic crystal [|||||||||||||||||||||||||]
6 /10 Blackmist [||||||||||] +1 from "EXOS"
Portal Edge Blade (Level 5)&& ircucvci(level 10) 2/?
also alchemize Armor || Magic wand && completely generic object. 2/?
+1 to trickle, +2 to piono.
if an anime girl gets close to me, and players can be anime-ified, then I will utilise my portal blade to portal far far away from combat, and continue charging. however I'm pretty sure players cannot anime-iffy. so If players cannot be anime-ified, then I will use my portal blade to save any sane entity from insanity.
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. I despise you. I thank whatever god there is that you weren't as involved in the war that I fought in, because if you were, I'd have beaten the 
