Charges:
Plan B 24/50
Plan F 1/50
+1 Piono, Crystal, and Consumer
Action:
Super throws a frying pan and egg beater at Flumpty Waalumpty because reasons.
Alchemies:
111 Stack of Apples I I Fruit of the Tree of Might = 111 Stack of the Fruit of the Tree of Might
Name: Shadowtrap Description: Looks like a giant(Or however large medium is), vantablack, fixed, Springtrap
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Medium Relentless
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Hunter: Plasma Bow, Spare Energy Cell, Flight, Camouflage -60
Features: Burrower -10
UI: Manual Free
Hacking Tools: None
Weapons: Plasma Blade -20
Wave Motion Gun -30
Drones (include the upgraded drones): Light w/ EMP Grenades x2 -10
Light w/ Miniguns x2 -10
Backup Generator -10
Sub-Armor Pistons -10
Armor Plating -10
Solar Panels -10
EC Advanced -20
Final stat totals:
DEX: 7 (Base 3, +4 from Hunter)
PWR:5 (Base 4, +1 from Backup Generator)
SPD:5 (Base 4,+1 from Player Bonus)
DUR:5 (Base 3, +1 from Armor Plating, +1 from Player Bonus)
REC:5 (Base 4, +1 from Solar Panels)
STR:5 (Base 3, +1 from Sub-Armor Pistons and Player Bonus)
[GS] Shadowtrap 275,000/275,000 HP, 29% Dodge Ignorance, 25% Dodge, 6 EMP AC, 15,000 Regen, 10,000 Melee Damage boost, Cannot be stunned, Burrower IIIII, Camouflage II, Immune to terrain and weather effects, Flight, Double Action, Wave Motion Gun: (III, 40,000 Damage, 2 Splash), Plasma Bow: (8 Ammo, Medium Range, 10% Dodge Ignorance, 15,000 damage), Plasma Blade: (Melee Range, 7,500 Damage)
Light Drone x2 15,000/15,000 HP, 20% Dodge, Airborn, Machine Gun: (4 Ammo, Medium Range, 5,000 Damage)
Light Drone x2 15,000/15,00 HP, 20% Dodge, Airborn, EMP Grenades: (4 Ammo, Medium Range, 5,000 EMP Damage)
OK, I didn't make this clear enough, it seems, so anything other than the Power Armor stats is being snipped from your posts. Alchemies and Charges do not and have not progressed, period, and your attacks mean nothing. The exception is any faction switching.
If your post is bolded, this means I've added that mech or counted it for EoTB purposes, as in this case, I might get confused otherwise.
I'll cut some of this down for the post, but The Nuclear Throne, bork mecha and Zerisk (yes) added!
the Genesis Dog's mecha doesn't come with its own statblocks...Now, on the one hand, supremely stupid to get DQ'd of the whole mech on a technicality, and I am fully aware of that. However, this is basically half of the information I need to verify your build, and as you could have changed that, I do NOT accept the old ones as the new ones. So...No Genesis Mecha. Sorry.
SPOILER="OOC"] Kek.
[/SPOILER] 1/2. Again.
>Sukard: Respond to Richard. "Basically, I'm doing this because time in one of the major pillars of the multiverse. And as you see, it's falling apart because of this gorillaing timeloop, an example b eing the existence of TWO alpha timelines. That ain't supposed to happen. It's all just a joaje anyway."
"I'm still fundamentally AZ. I just want to stop the timeloop, one way or another. Expect more Pineapple Cannon-like assists from me soon." ----
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Medium (Relentless)
Body Type (include anything taken for free): STIG (60 resources) (Flight, Spare Energy Cell, EC Advanced for free)
Features: Flight (Free)
UI: Brainweave Harness (10 resources)
Hacking Tools: None.
Weapons: Stinger Howitzer (20 resources), Gator Tooth (20 resources) SUPERSONIC SHOCKWAVE! (Free)
Drones (include the upgraded drones): Nope.
Suit Upgrades: Spare Energy Cell (Free), EC Advanced (Free), Backup Generator (10 resources), Solar Panel (10 resources), Sub-Armor Pistons (10 resources), Maneuvering Rockets (10 resources), Armor Plating (10 resources), Cyber Brain (10 resources), Marksman (10 resources)
Player Bonuses: +1 to DEX, +1 to DUR, and +1 to STR.
Final stat totals:
DEX: 5 (+1 Player Bonus, +1 Maneuvering Rockets) (Bonus get!)
PWR: 5 (+1 Backup Generator) (Bonus get!)
SPD: 8 (+4 STIG) (Bonus get!)
DUR: 5 (+1 Player Bonus, +1 Armor Plating)
REC: 5 (+1 Solar Panel) (Bonus get!)
STR: 5 (+1 Player Bonus, +1 Sub-Armor Pistons) (Bonus get!)
Status: [N] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP. (Estimated 56,000 HP remaining from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)
Echeladder-style Level 2: XP 19,500/225,000 (+10,000 for damaging the Terror Husk)
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
This post is a First post. Before Action/Mech Update: I have seen some huge- machines around... I might even got my Mech ordered for now... Also I am part [AZ] as well just to stop the timeloop from happening until we killed UserZero that's the reason why.
I saw a man with a lab coat which is a same size as Mario but looks like him but he has the tatoo of Supermarioglitchy4
Dr Glitera: I have finished your mech that you ordered for you
Meanwhile, he saw the PEACE Walker and FBMoH.
Dr Glitera: *glass shatters* MAMA gorillaER! Glad I have finished that mech before these two have appeared.
He the pressed the button on his remote after 15 seconds, an giant mechanicalized female dragon with 4 legs and 2 arms swooped to the battlefield near me which is similar to one of the other dragons that he saw but, she looks down on me speaking
BL4D3-BL457 MECH Mk.2: Hello there descendant, I was based on Bladeblasty while I was being created because she does not want to be perished during the war against UserZero and to the World Tree. C'mon, let's have some fun!
Dr Glitera shows me and her the list of parts and components he used to create her before she lifted me and I got into her mouth, moving to the control panel
MECHSUIT UPDATE:
YOU HAVE 200 RESOURCES:
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Heavy (200 R Remaining) Base Stats: DEX: 2 PWR: 4 SPD: 3 DUR: 4 REC: 2 STR: 5 Body Type (include anything taken for free): Hybrid Dragontaur (Dragon+Tauric) (120 R Remaining) +2 SPD +5 STR Features: Flight (Free) UI: Brain Implant (100 R Remaining) Hacking Tools: Defence Matrix (90 R Remaining) Weapons: Plasma Blade and Plasma Rifle (50 R Remaining) also, Dragon's Breath (which is free because she is a part dragon) Drones (include the upgraded drones): a Destroyer Drone holding a Rocket Pod and another holding a Stinger Howitzer (20 R Remaining) Suit Upgrades: Spare Energy Cell (Free), EC Advanced (Free), Cyber Brain and Medical Kit (0 R Remaining)
...OK, looking at this closer reveals a lot of errors. HP should be 225,000 instead of 200,000; DEX doesn't give Dodge Chance it gives dodge chance negation, which is different; 4+1 does not equal 4, but 5, so you have the DEX bonus; your drones have no weapons; you have 3 weapons on a cap of 2. Fortunately, I can edit most of this in the statblocks. There are only two changes I'll make. I'll refund the Light Shield into a Solar Panel, which conveniently gains you 5 REC and thus the REC bonus. The other change is that your Drones can't have Stalker as you only have 200 Resources and that'd require a 40 resource investment you don't have, but they'll also get Autocannons as you forgot about that. Beyond that, however, you're living with what you have.
I want people to have as many mechs as possible, so Lucky Souls Light Model added.
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Mesh+Improved Camoflague (and +1 to Power, Speed, and Durability)
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Bio Hybrid Roller/STIG (90)
Features: Flight (Free)
UI: Brain Implant (20)
Hacking Tools: N/A
Weapons: Plasma Rifle x2 (40)
Drones (include the upgraded drones): N/A
Suit Upgrades:
Cyber Brain (10)
EC Advanced (Free)
Maneuvering Rockets (10)
Armor Plating (10)
Hard Light Projector (10)
Lockpick Countermeasures (Free)
Camoflague (10)
Final stat totals:
DEX: 5
PWR: 3
SPD: 8
DUR: 4
REC: 8
STR: 1
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Fortress (Carrier)
Body Type (include anything taken for free):Bio Hybrid Leviathan/Roller (90)
Features: Burrower (10)
Flight (20)
UI: Manual (Free)
Hacking Tools: N/A
Weapons:
Light Shield (10)
Point Defense System (30)
Drones (include the upgraded drones): N/A
Suit Upgrades: EC Advanced (Free)
Maneuvering Rockets (10)
Armor Plating (10)
Solar Panels (10)
Hard Light Projector (10)
Spare Energy Cell (Free)
Infused (Free)
Final stat totals:
DEX:1
PWR:4
SPD:2
DUR:11
REC:5
STR:4
The moment Richard leaves his hand from Hezetor's neck he is again sitting over his throne like nothing happened, then waits Richard to end his speech to talk.
Hezetor: No, nono, NO, NO ONE STEALS FROM HEZETOR! His eyes are shining as red stars, his voice echoes in the battlefield. Hezetor: IN PARTICULAR NOT THE LIKES OF YOU... YOU After this he takes a brief pause as to focus his voices even more. (or for even more dramatic effect) Hezetor: YOU... RICHAAAAAAAARDDDDDD!! ... Hezetor: Well this is what you expected me to say, no? Hezetor adds completely calm, as if nothing happened. Hezetor: You expected me to lose my mind to rage and to "scream your name", no? Well, sorry if things won't go as YOU planned, because you see, all of this was the direct result of MY carefully planned actions
Hezetor: I mean, you saw the scene no? "Hezetor, quietly sitting on his throne, flies to the side of the GS without saying a single word to Richard." I expected you too see thought this one, ME doing something like that, but apparently I'm too good at my job. Hezetor: Have you even realized what I'm? While he says this, all the avatars start to fly towards the "main body", the few avatars capable of death that effectively died self-resurrected after a few instants, while most of the avatars weren't simply capable of death.
All these avatars, different one another, gathered here in a place were they were not supposed to be, except the two Minecraftian ones, one pulled out from the Court of the Matriarch, the other one from the tails of the Charian forces.
Gathered here by a Richard, that now has a million eyes on himself. Hezetor: I'm Hezetor. Every single one of them says at unison.
Hezetor: Savior of the weak. Adds an avatar with a simple white tunic. Hezetor: Master of the Ghyudrels. Adds an avatar completely covered by fire made dresses. Hezetor: Destroyer of the Right Dragons. Says an avatar with a gold shining armour. Hezetor: Allied with Eternity. Adds an Hezetor dressed with a simple business-man attire.
Hezetor: And many other things, but surely not the being that you can kill like that.
...
Hezetor: I don't know what made you think that trying to kill and bringing here all my avatars was a good idea, but this surely taught me a great trick, so I gladly thank you.
Hezetor: So in your speech I gathered the distinct desire that you want me to not leave thee. As he says this a lot of the avatars move close to Richard and extend their hands next to him while emitting a pale blue aura.
As their hand get closer and closer to him Hezetor adds: We could be one for eternity, if you so desire, you just have to say it. Hezetor: But I won't force anything, the decision is yours. At the same time the hands withdraw, without a single one of them touching Richard.
Hezetor: So, it's about time I start to explain. Where should I start? I suppose Zerisek is a fine start. You see, Richard, the thought that some people changed their side for Zerisek is a simple misinterpretation of what happened, some people changed their side to summon said entity, but others did for other reasons, the first reason is that summoning a creature like that would inevitability damage you the moment said creature dies, same thing goes with Mikoto, so yeah, imagine the damage that you would have received after your three Terrors died and after Mikoto died AND after Zerisek died. You should give us credit for our wise choices to prevent your damage, while at the same time moving toward the common objective. Hezetor says while pointing at Uzi.
Hezetor: Then the thought that you were weak never crossed my mind, after all I made this gambit betting on your strength, but the thought that you could do much more was indeed something that occurred to me and I was right, driven by rage you buffed your Terrors and started 3 charges, the problem is that you started those charges to attack the wrong faction, the GS are not your enemies Richard, that indecent woman is and will always be your, our enemy. If you can realize this then we are both closer to victory, UserZero will have to deal with Zerisek and your buffed Terrors at the same time, clearly putting us in a advantageous position,
Hezetor: Let's talk for a while about why so many people deflected, well, to begin I remember clearly that when interrogated by that woman about the help we were giving you, you did not recognize our contribution, giving us for granted, well this may be one of the reasons for such a big deflection? Think about this, you were doing a lot, but we were doing our part too, simply giving our work for granted is not that gratification, no? Hezetor: Then I could talk about how many Descendants are there from the future, your future, where your actions negatively influenced their opinion of you, now I know you haven't done any of this, but from their point of view you already did, for them you will be that man, in addition to this, given the chance Notch instantly starts to believe you guilty of what that woman did, on the basis of your past actions.
Hezetor: So basically no one trusts you, those that knew you from the past, those that met you in this very occasion and those that will have met you. The motives for you being there in the first place are not the most noble ones, but I'll not judge being myself a creature attracted to power, the combination of all these factors gives you bad reputation, don't you think?
Hezetor: Then after doing what you just did, you say that you'll start to behave as the man you really are, trying to control your allies with fear and subjugation, well this doesn't really help my cause.
Hezetor: In conclusion this brings us to the fact that you are not very good at controlling troops.
Hezetor: But, all of this can change Ricahrd, if you so desire, if you choose to change, if you decide that you can be a better person, if you show those that come from the future that you'll not be the man they saw, if you show Notch that the Richard of the past is not the Richard of the present.
While various avatars take the various Modules and Powers of Hezetor and solemnly put these at their right place Hezetor adds:
"And if I have to give you a personal suggestion, it is better to convince someone to stay on your side by gifting them Modules and not by stealing them when they act to leave, you should probably read a book from my dear friend Niccolò"
After arranging everything in the proper place all the avatars leave disappearing in their own way, some creating portals of exit, while others simply teleporting away, one of the Minecraftian ones returns to the Matriarch Court after his brief absence.
About the Power Armor
My power armor is re-named "La Suprema Fortezza Semovibile del Signore Supremo", that for simplicity shall be SFS³.
[AZ] SFS³ 300,000/300,000 HP + 16,500 Regen, 6 EMC AC has PWR and REC bonus, evasion: 5%, evasion ignorance: 25%, 11,000 melee bonus damage has STR bonus, ground-bounded, Rocket Pods [IIII] , Plasma Rifle [IIIIII], Gator Tooth, Starlight breaker [III] . Has double actions, has triple actions when in Siege Mode, has quadruple actions if uses PWR bonus, suit naturally ticks down Hacked stacks over time.
1 Medium Drone 20,000/20,000 HP. Evasion: 15%, with Tesla Rifle [IIII].
Suit Class : Fortress - Siege Mode
Body Type : Bio +3 REC, -1 Dur, Crawler +2 DUR, +2 STR, +2 REC, -2 PWR, -1 SPD (Starlight breaker, Spare Energy Cell, Backup Generator +1 PWR, Armor Plating +1 DUR) (70)
Features: Natural Weapons, EMP Shield [+1 EMP AC] (20)
UI: Brainweave Harness (10)
Hacking Tools: Defense matrix (10)
Weapons: Starlight breaker (free), Gator Tooth [from natural weapons], Rocket Pods, Plasma Rifle (60)
Drones: 1 Medium Drone with a Tesla Rifle (10)
Suit Upgrades: Cyber Brain, Marksman [+15% Dodge Ignorance], Armor Plating +1 DUR (free), Backup Generator +1 PWR (free), Spare Energy Cell [double actions] (free) (20)
Final stat totals: (in brackets is written where the suit got those stats)
DEX:2 (1 base,+1 from Player)
PWR:5 (4 base, -2 from Crawler, +1 from Backup Generator,+2 from Player)
SPD:1 (2 base, -1 from Crawler)
DUR:7 (5 base, -1 from Bio, +2 from Crawler, +1 from Armor Plating)
You attempt to respawn your avatars-assuming they weren't just impossible to kill initially, in preparation for a badass boast.
You fail. Completely.
Richard's smugness is starting to spawn (Unsung-level) Smugness Elementals. They all look like a bunch of trollfaces that got together and decided to be the trollface that walks.
Richard offers no explanation for why previously impossible to kill avatars opted to hit the bed. Indeed, the entirety of the conversation, which on some level I bet he got the gist of anyways, is lost on the verbal level. You fail to speak. He fails to respond. The information between the two of you is carried over perfectly.
The simple answer is this, Hezetor. You are protected from permanently dying-he can't TRULY kill all of you. However, you are a special case wherein you can be 99% dead and still have some form of living (the 'Prime' Hezetor). As long as he can't instantly kill all of you, the OP Scale doesn't really care. He can kill you-and if he can't just kill you, he can warp reality to make them killable anyways and then kill them. As for HOW, this is why godmodding is dangerous beyond all belief. bar your Descendancy skills, your abilities at atomic manipulation, however potent, work within the bounds of physics. Godmodding is an aberration within reality. Even the very few consistent laws of fiction as a whole are mildly suspended-part of the many, many reasons why the OP Scale exists. His rules aren't your rules. His immortal is not your immortal. While it would be more strenuous on his abilities, he could cut out your ability to manipulate atomic structures naturally, and beyond that, do it so well that it becomes literally impossible to relearn it again-the concept of you having the capacity to learn and concretely manipulate atomic structure could be targeted by this man. It would be probably too tedious to really go out of their way to do that, but the point stands.
Your speech abruptly ends on the chilling note. While this certainly does not mean you are powerless to recreate your previous numbers, Richard has an upper hand on you that you can't just talk aside: that there is very little that you can do to prevent any havoc he could wreck, except, perhaps, just barely, on your life.
He's the weaker of the two Godmodders here, let's remind ourselves, and not even the only ones present.
Richard does not need to respond to you. You are truly, in every way, beneath him as a single entity, and it isn't the killing of all of your alts that cinches it-it's the fact that they're staying dead.. If it came down to a 1-on-1 fight right now, with no intervention, your otherwise limitless bodies might as well be cannon fodder. And let's mind ourselves, Altgeddon isn't a high-end skill. He's probably got infinite alts at this point.
The good news is that, in feeding his ego by attempting to resist and failing, it appears his attitude has lightened up. Somewhat.
Godmodder477:...Hezetor, would you act a bit...Agitated, if more than half of your own previously OK friends declared that they would kill you? I can't claim a spotless record, but I can claim that, even now, I have yet to betray anyone who had no designs to betray me, in this war. Godmodder477: Even then, if you are so dead-set on attempting to help me from another faction, well, you know how it is. Narrative. Godmodder477: If the faction means nothing, ideologically, to any of its members, then I would be taking the damage all the same, and your attempts would mean nothing as well. Godmodder477: If it means something, then you are truly against me and mean it sincerely, and will in fact attempt to kill me. Hell, before I did anything really bad, save for one raid on Mojang's server. Godmodder477: All things considered, that's paltry compared to her. Godmodder477: In other words, your actions, to me, taste more of preemptive judgement on my person that, even for my supposed crimes in the future, do not quite fit the crimes of the present. Godmodder477: If those are your objections...
As you've opted to list your Mech under the AZ banner rather than the GS...The Godmodder allows you to recollect your things and stay on the AZ faction. Lacking any actual credible sign to the contrary, I will consider this a sign you do not defect. As you regain your powers, however, you feel that-and I'll bold this for purpose-Defecting from ANY faction, to ANY faction, will result in a loss of all accumulated learned skills that you currently have assimilated.
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Fortress - Carrier (0)
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Hunter (60)
Features: Flight (Free from Body Type) (0)
UI: Manual (0)
Hacking Tools: None (0)
Weapons: Plasma Bow (Free from Body Type.) (0)
Drones (include the upgraded drones): Heavy with Defender and Heavy Shield, Heavy with Destroyer and El Blanco and War Lance, Heavy with Destroyer and Starlight Breaker and War Lance, Heavy with Destroyer and System Shocker and Heavy Shield, Heavy with Metro Special, Heavy with Artillery Cannon, Heavy with Freon Blaster, Heavy with Tesla Rifle (120, 2x drones from carrier)
Suit Upgrades: Camouflage, Backup Generator, Sub-Armor Pistons, Solar Panels (20) (First two free from body type)
Final stat totals:
DEX: 5 (+4 from Body Type)
PWR: 5 (+1 from Suit Upgrade)
SPD: 5 (+3 from Descendant Bonus)
DUR: 5
REC: 2 (+1 from Suit Upgrade)
STR: 5 (+1 from Suit Upgrade)
Alright. I have no less than 3 mechs to repost.
All three are GS
1/2 mechs listed (apparently bfury did the Zesrimec)
PionoMech choice:
Medium: Trait: Relentless
Tank form (10)
Flight (20)
Natural weapon x2 (20)
Plasma Blade (20)
Plasma Shield (20)
Wave Motion Gun (30)
Plasma Blade (20)
Light Drone with EMP Grenades (5)
Spare Energy Cell (30)
Cover (15)
Hard Light Projector (10)
Player stat boosts:
+1 to STR, SPD and DEX
End Stats:
DEX: 5
PWR: 4
SPD: 5
DUR: 4
REC: 4
STR: 5
Hp: 275000, Regen: 9000, 5 EMP AC.
Evasion: 25%, Dodge Ignore: 25%, Melee Boost: +10000 damage. Boosts: Focused/charged attacks cannot miss, First incoming attack every round is dodged, all minicrits and cirts deal a bonus 10K damage when using melee.
Begins on the ground
Weapons:
Plasma Blade [∞]
Plasma Blade [∞]
Plasma Shield [∞]
Cooldowns:
Wave Motion Gun: 3 Turn Cooldown.
Drone Respawn: 3 Turn Cooldown
Drones:
Light Drone: 15K HP, 20% dodge, EMP Grenades: [IIII]
GAZEBOS FOR EVERYONE:
Fortress (siege mode)
Armored Leviathan (70)
maneuvering rockets (taken for free)
spare energy cell (taken for free)
Heavy drones x4 (60)
2 defenders with tesla rifles (30)
2 destroyers with auto cannons and system shockers (30)
backup generator (10)
DEX: 1
PWR: 5
SPD: 2
DUR: 11
REC: 1
STR: 4
HP: 350000, Regen: 0, 5 EMP AC. Can spend health to get double action.
Evade: 10%, Dodge Ignore: 5% Melee Bonus: +4000
Not airborne
Error: no weapons found. I DO have a very nifty double action though.
Cooldowns:
Drone respawn: 3 Turn Cooldown
Drones:
Defender Drone: 35K HP, 10% dodge, Plasma Shield [∞], Tesla Rifle [IIII]
Defender Drone: 35K HP, 10% dodge, Plasma Shield [∞], Tesla Rifle [IIII]
Destroyer Drone: 35K HP, 10% dodge, Light Shield [∞], Autocannon [IIIII], System Shocker: 3 turn cooldown
Destroyer Drone: 35K HP, 10% dodge, Light Shield [∞], Autocannon [IIIII], System Shocker: 3 turn cooldown
Gazebos for Everyone and PionoMech summoned! Oh, and the Gazebo Launcher itself summoned as well. Better remember that.
Mech Edits: Can't have more than 1 DORF-Tier weapon per mech. Yes, your drones count, so I've replaced a System shocker with a Wave Motion Gun. Also, you don't have 0 REC so you have +3,000 regen on the Gazebos for Everyone.
..Erm, well, I'd apologize that my Mech caused you that much trouble, but it appears to be kind of moot, and I didn't do anything crazy with it anyways. Updating Stats now.
Faction: AZ
Name: Nanomachines Suit
HP: 250,000
Regen: 15,000 + Rec Bonus
EMP AC: 4
Dodge: 15%
Dodge Ignorance: 15%
Melee Bonus Damage: 10,000 + Str Bonus
Weapons: Sharpshooter [IIIII] + Particle Blade (No ammo necessary)
Cooldown: JUMP JETS (2 Turn Cooldown, currently ready for use)
Should I have the Drone Stats here as well?
HP: 35,000
Weapon: Gator Tooth
Has Light Shield
Has 10% dodge chance
I didn't really do much in my previous post anyway, other than charge stuff. So I won't repost that.
I have already simplified my mech stats in a previous post, but since you want them now, here they are.
For objections raised above, I am physically incapable of taking this on the possibility that you may have changed it. I'm basically considering anything beforehand regarding your mech builds nullified-and I kind of have to! These things are bloody complicated enough as it stands.
I really feel like I didn't understand the extent that I overextended myself until right now. But now, no matter how epic this gets, this was a mistake.
Mech Edits: For Biomachina, you can't have more than 4 weapons without picking Natural Weapons twice. As Tesla Rifle was the least costly weapon, I removed that-you now have extra Kinetic Stabilizers for 5 SPD (and the appropriate bonus) and a Light Drone with a Machinegun instead.
Flying Mega-Propaganda Loudspeaker: 6/50
Crawling Cabbage Monster: 6/50
Crawler Of Crawl: 6/50
New Alchemies:
SMG && Blade Edge && "Shadow The Hedgehog" disc box && Liquid Shadow= Edge Gun (Level 7: 2/4)
I'M BACK!...And I don't know what's going on since Page 6 or so, apart from something about power suits...
The, I renember... I have to prevent the mess that will happen if either Godmodder lives, and that I made Uzi let herself get hurt by threathening her to side with her and be worse than useless...I also found something about this probabily feeling like somehting about groundhogs and loops, but I'm not really sure...
Anyways, I was somehow sent to a paralell dimension for some weird reason (It involved a Nullifier, a DeLorean, and caffeine), which has given me some insights on how to get infinite power. Then again, I doubt it's a good idea. It always has a horrible catch...
Apart from that, I proceed to question if the possible loop could be avoided by killing Richard before he goes Omega Plus, which would probabily break the rest of the scenario... Then again, his health seems to indicate that he'll likely die before, so I might as well figure out how to break the loop...I could make a time machine and kill them both before they become Godmodders, but that might get even worse... Anyways, I proceed to think how I'm supposed to deal with PEACE Walker. The EMP discards Chaff grenades, and...
Wait, now I know: I proceed to use some sort of imaginary weapon (As in, you imagine it, and it becomes real, but invisible). I can't think of much in this situation, so I take a club...I gotta need a bigger club...I hit it with a REALLY big club.
Wait a minute... if bosses are immune to hacking, then I have to redesign my entire mech because there's nothing I can hack... Oh dear.
Also, Tazz, you want me to pick a side, okay. I originally thought I was going to be GS because I oppose both Richard and Uzi. But... I don't have to kill everybody I oppose. I can even still try to be friends with them. I don't want to kill Richard. I don't even want to kill Uzi. For this reason, I'm considering going neutral if you're going to draw a hard line that AZ = Uzi death. But for now...
(Note: I redesigned my mech a little because I realized something that makes it infinitely better. Here's the new design)
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Medium w/ Courier
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Bio Leviathan (+3 REC, +3 DUR. 70 resources.)
Features: Flight (from Leviathan)
UI: Brainweave Mesh (10 resources)
Hacking Tools: Spider + Worm (40 resources)
Weapons: Heavy Shield (15 resources), Water World (from Leviathan). Yep. No damaging weapons.
Drones (include the upgraded drones): N/A
Suit Upgrades: Cyber brain (10 resources), Technician (10 resources), Spare Energy Cell (from Leviathan), Medical Kit (10 resources), Repair Kit (10 Resources), Power Transfer (5 resources), Camouflage (10 resources), EC Advanced (from Leviathan), Solar Panels (10 resources)
My strategy: Hide and heal other people, and occasionally pop out and hack things. Full on support mode, baby! I'm a true Mercy main!
Redesign for Mikoto. I realized that having all these predator drones was kinda stupid.
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Mesh w/ Improved Camoflague (can't touch this, nah nah na nah)
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Armored Dragon (+4 STR, -2 DEX, +2 DUR, 70 resources)
Features: Flight (from Dragon), Natural Weapons (10 resources), I would pick burrower here, but because of the Point Defense System and how Mikoto works in general, it would just be stupid broken OP and unfun.
UI: Brain Implant (20 resources)
Hacking Tools: Defense Matrix (10 resources)
Weapons: Dragon's Breath (from Dragon), Plasma Blade (20 resources), Particle Blade (15 resources), Point Defense System (30 resources)
Drones (include the upgraded drones): 4 Medium drones. Two have Sound Cannons, two have Freon Blasters (40 resources).
Suit Upgrades: Spare Energy Cell (from Dragon), Camouflage (10 resources), EC Advanced (From Dragon), Cyber Brain (10 resources), double Armor Plating (+2 DUR, 20 resources), Duelist (10 resources), double Maneuvering Rockets (+2 DEX, 20 resources), double Backup Power Generator (+2 PWR, 20 resources), double Kinetic Stabilizers (+2 SPD, 20 resources), Subarmor Pistons (+1 STR, 20 resources), Hardlight projector (10 resources), Power Transfer (5 resources)
OK, I'm going to have to burst your bubble on this ending peacefully. It's clearly a deciding factor here and you should know as much as I can give you. People, read this.
There are two reasons this conflict will not end until one of those two godmodders is dead. Not 'incapacitated,' not 'tamed,' dead. Both of these cannot really be argued with, on the basis that charges are pretty much ineffective against godmodders. The first is quite obvious: UserZero and Richard HATE each other. And I do not mean to regular degrees. Uzi is, however well she hides it, absolutely insane for the idea of killing Richard. As for Richard, well, this is one of his biggest bullies finally kicking the bucket, and one of his largest challenges as well. But that leads into the other reason, Talist, and you won't like it one bit.
Pride. It's not regular pride, either, Talist, it's the pride that's required to be a godmodder or Anti-Godmodder on some level. The Godmodder must fully know that the game they play is no game-that is the obvious first step. The not-so-obvious second step is to realize that the game they play that is not a game, is in fact a game. Or, in other words: Nothing horrible you do has consequences because you are literally infalliable and it is all just a joke. You have impossible power and you can easily just obliterate the consequences, undo everything. You can literally cause a thousand year war and rollback the entire thing like it never happened to watch it again. It's not completely applicable, but that's just showing you how flawed that is as a full logical standpoint, instead of just a realization you have regarding your full scope of powers. On some level, people have to realize that they are not just capable of infinite power, but what that means. The FULL implications of it. The absolute morality-crushing realiziation that there is literally no power higher than you to truly stop you; even the things that should rightfully be so are neutralized by your abilities and then some. The problem arises when people can't differentiate their powers from everything else about them ((or for that matter the fact that this really only applies to one-on-one, or how you're not invincible even then)), and that is not as easy as it sounds when you can live out nearly every fantasy you ever had since childhood.
This leads into what a surrender-the only feasible option of a non-death solution after what would still likely be months if not years of fighting and impossible to calculate numbers of casualties-would likely entail for UserZero. Richard, by logic, has on some level bested her multiple times, and has at times obtained more power than UserZero throughout the loops. UserZero does not want to accept that, but she is just sane enough to realize that he does have the capacity for more power than she ever did. Ergo, she has surrendered in a few timeloops-or maybe just one. I can't tell. I haven't dug through that too deeply. Richard beheaded her immediately, before you could move to stop him. You had convinced every person there that she was worth reform; everyone except Richard, who believed your judgement to be invalid as it was not his. UserZero is only better in that regard by the skin of her teeth. Of course, this means they both have the same thought about you, a puny Descendant who'se powers aren't even permanent. She doesn't want to surrender at all, but she would surrender in Richard's name a thousand times more readily than in the name of the Veteran.
She can't accept that. It's mental illness to some degree. It's insanity. On almost every antagonistic godmodder you've met, that ideal of infallibility is taken too far, and it means that they think that any situation they get themselves in can be pulled out of. It's that teenage 'invincibility' taken to levels beyond what it could ever be taken to.
The sick part is, you'd have to accept that on some level for your powers to work too-that you cannot fail to see this war to its end, on your terms, even if you have to violate every moral code you possess to do so. If you couldn't, you wouldn't be a Descendant at all. The Narrative does not pick the weak of will for the all-important task. They pick people willing to go to the brink of insanity to do their duty-and the Narrative, in turn, is willing to have those people go beyond that. Ergo, Splits. No matter what they are, no Split has ever been formed outside of the intervention of a godmodding war, and no Split has ever truly left its influence until the war that sprouted their birth is done, with one exception. Veteran, I believe you were very intimately connected to that exception, and I believe you understand why your copatriots had opted to send him to the most permanent death they could think of.
I'm impressed by your willingness to forgive even now, after all she's done. But you can't really change her mind-it's one of the few things you are incapable of doing no matter what. Redeeming ONE Godmodder? That is a possibility, and should you do so I shall call your sacred title to be Saint instead of Veteran. That possibility will require the other dead, despite that. They will never put aside their hate for the other while the other lives, and thus their cycle of megalomania will be fueled, tempered by the other's consistent and absolute need to prove they have the bigger internet sausage for no real reason. They are basically self-feeding engines for their own infallibility while the other lives to compete so aggressively with them, and they cannot be mentally alleviated of their wretched condition without one dead. Is this ridiculous and horrible and mean? Yes. Is this world imperfect? Yes. Is this completely contrary to almost every belief you possess? Yes. Will you have to settle? Yes, and it sucks.
As far as your goals are concerned, Vet, Neutral means nothing. Anti-Zero is the only faction that has the life of either Godmodder as an explicit goal.
The Hive (Crystal's mech)
Suit Class: Light (Overload)
Body Type: Avian / Armored (30 RES) (30 TOTAL)
Features: Flight (Free) (0 RES)
UI: Manual (0 RES)
Hacking Tools: Defense Matrix (10 RES) (40 TOTAL)
Weapons: Metalstorm x2 (40 RES) (80 TOTAL)
Drones: Medium x4 (Autocannons for all of them) (40 RES) (120 TOTAL)
Suit Upgrades: Manuvering Rockets, Backup Generator x2, Armor Plating, Solar Panels, Spare Energy Cell (80 RES) (200 TOTAL)
Final stat totals:
DEX: 4 (+1 from Player Bonus) (-1 from Body) (+1 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
PWR: 2 (+1 from Player Bonus) (+0 from Body) (+2 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
SPD: 5 (+0 from Player Bonus) (+2 from Body) (+0 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
DUR: 2 (+1 from Player Bonus) (+1 from Body) (+1 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
REC: 4 (+0 from Player Bonus) (+0 from Body) (+1 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
STR: 2 (+0 from Player Bonus) (+0 from Body) (+0 from Suit Upgrades) = 2
MECH STAT BLOCK:
[GS] The Hive: 275,000 HP, 5 EMP AC. 12,000 Regen. PWR/REC Bonus. Dodge Chance: 25%. SPD Bonus. Dodge Ignorance: 25%. DEX Bonus. +2,000 melee damage bonus. Airborne. (Flight.) x2 action, cannot use same weapon twice in a row. (Energy Cell) Ticks down Hacked stacks, one per turn. (Defense Matrix) Can consume x2 ammo to deal x2 damage. (Overload)
Metalstorm 1 [IIIIIIIII]. Metalstorm 2 [IIIIIIIII]. Drones: Medium (Autocannon) x4. [IIIII]
Welp. Time to use my massive processing power to figure out the actual stats of the battlecarrier.
Battlesuit: Carrier Mk.2 Appearance: The Mk.2 is an unconventional design. Its primary form of locomotion comes not from its limbs, but from several grav-drives packed into the core. In addition,
Class: Fortress+Carrier Body: Crawler (60)(Free Weapon: Plasma Shield)(Free Features/Upgrades: Flight, Spare Energy Cell, Hard Light Projector)) Feature: Flight (free from Crawler) UI: Manual Hacking Systems: Defense Matrix, SPIDER(-drone) (30) Weapons: Plasma Blade x2 (40), Plasma Shield (free from Crawler) Drones: Heavy x8 (2x freon blaster, 2x sound cannon, 2x autocannon, 2x tesla rifle) (60) Upgrades: Solar Panels (10) Spare Energy Cell (free from Crawler), Hard Light Projector (free from Crawler),
Final Stats: [GS] BattleCarrier Mk.2: 300000/300000 HP. 2 EMP AC. 12000 Regen. REC Bonus. 5% Dodge ignorance. +9000 Melee Bonus. STR Bonus. Airborne (flight). Double Action. Hard Light Projector: +10% dodge chance to an entity. Defense Matrix. SPIDER hacking system. Plasma Blade x2: 16500 damage [infinite ammo], Plasma Shield: reduces 5 attacks to 1/3 damage [infinite ammo]. Freon Blaster Drones: 35000/35000 HP x2. [IIII] Sound Cannon Drones: 35000/35000 HP x2. [IIII] Tesla Rifle Drones: 35000/35000 HP x2. [IIII] Autocannon Drones: 35000/35000 HP x2 [IIIII]
Wait, there's also this mech for the Avenger.
Appearance: I have no clue. What does a massive starship in a mech suit look like? Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Relentless Medium
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Hybrid (Avian Leviathan) Free Upgrades: Flight, Burrow, Infusion, Spare Energy Cell
Drones (include the upgraded drones): 2x Medium (tesla rifle)
Suit Upgrades: Infuse (assuming it restores all of the Avenger's health)(free), Spare Energy Cell (free), Maneuvering Rockets, Solar Panels
Final stat totals:
DEX: 5 (3+1+1)
PWR: 4 (no modifiers)
SPD: 6 (4+2)
DUR: 7 (3+4)
REC: 5 (4+1)
STR: 3 (no modifiers)
[GS] Avenger-Mech: 300000/30000 HP. 3 EMP AC. 12000 Regen. REC bonus. 22% Dodge Chance. 20% Dodge Ignorance. +6000 Melee damage. DEX/SPD bonuses. Airborne (flight). Double-Action. Defense Matrix. Infuse: Restores all HP on the entity that uses this mech, and turns it into an elf. Plasma Rifle x2: 15000 damage [IIIIII], Plasma Shield: Reduces 5 attacks to 1/3 damage [infinite ammo] Burrow: [IIIII], Waterworld: [IIII] Tesla Rifle Drones: 25000/25000 HP x2 [IIII]
I'm not quit sure on whether or not I can do actions this turn, so I'm not going to do any. Except continuing to channel energy into Godslayer, because that's pretty important.
As I actually add these entities and thus the last player-summoned Mechs, I realize this is going to be taxing on my sanity.
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-UPDATE IN PROGRESS-
#constantsandvariables
The Mechs crash down! Of those who screwed up this turn, I think enough has happened to warrant a mild form of allowance. IF you have a post with both the Mech statblockAND the previous Mech Forms, which I both need, and you already attempted to summon a Mech this turn and failed, THEN, with a Focused Action, you can get your Mech to join in via Dynamic Entry. This is your LAST CHANCE. Anything later is nonapplicable, and if you don't have ALL OF THE ABOVE CRITERIA, you are OUT OF LUCK. If I've pinged your name, your eligible for this benefit.
Zerisek just kind of looks at his eight summoners, who all briefly nod. Zerisek proceeds to royally hasten his move (granted, this means he's not getting a move at all next EoTB, for those worried), and immediately executes Godslayer on Flumpty Waalumpty!
To be perfectly frank, if you were truly expecting the works of something absolutely amazing happening right about now, then let me tell you, the only spectacular happening was on a level that wasn't immediately visible. If you looked there, into the very traces of energy that this battle is basically a flood of, you could see the insane struggle between Thyme and raw, absolute power as Zerisek marched towards Flumpty Waalumpty with the most homicidal of intent, while he laughed and laughed and laughed at the madness of it, and kept laughing even as Zerisek, with almost no fanfare whatsoever, cut straight through Flumpty Waalumpty.
He kept laughing. On and on and on. He didn't even notice. It was like it never even happened. I'll spare you it. But, then, he stopped laughing, and indeed, stopped moving entirely, looking on. It seemed to take an age, but finally, he managed to lift his arm up and point his finger directly at Zerisek.
Flumpty proceeds to flip out so hard that the Weasel King himself appears just to observe the form of the flipout so that he may replicate it in the rare case of a royal emergency. After a solid minute of nothign other than twisting his whole body around and flailing his limbs while spamming his teleport for no good reason, he finally opts to just stop repeating the word 'Interrobang' and get on with the show.
Flumpty Waalumpty: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! UNACCEPTABLE! UNACCCCCEEEEPTABLIIIIIIIIIII!!! Flumpty WWAAAAALUMPTY: ICCCAANNNWWAAAVEEE THIS VILE BLASPHEME AGAINST THE ALMIGHTY MEEEEEEE FLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLF: YOU MUST BE PUNISHED YOU MUST BE PUNISHED YOU MUST BE PUNISHED YOU MUST BE PUNISHED YOU MUST BE LUIGI SAT ON A WAY FLUMPTY BUMP: THAT AINT FALCO WAAMBO CAAWMBO HAD A GREAT A GREAT FLUMPTY: GORILLAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZ YODELE-HE-FALLUMPTY: YOU DON'T EVEN THINK FOR YOURSELF YOU LET OTHERS DO THAT THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE ATROCIOUS DELICIOUS PART OF THIS BALANCED BREAKFAST WHICH DOES NOT INCLUDE EGGS NO SIREE NO CANNIBALISM HERE WE ARE TOTALLY NOT CANNIBALS ONLY CANNONBALLS AND CANONBALLS AND CANNONS AND BALLS AND BALLS AND CANNONS AND ROSS HORNBY IOyouuiOPFYiuoYFUofyu: TRGUrtyT^&yiuT^yhuT^iyoR^&TgyufyJtggkh fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I SAID CARET FOUR TIMES AND AMPERSAND TWICE REMEMBER THAT ONE: CARET AMPERSAND CARET CARET CARET AMPERSAND 747774 GAME OVER CRANKY'S ADVICE GIT GUD I HATE YOU ALL: I HATE YOU ALL: I HATE YOU ALL: I HATE YOU ALL: I HATE YOU ALL: I HATE YOU ALL: BURN: BURN: BURN: BURN: BURN: NOTICE: BURN: CRUNK: CRANK: CRANKY: KONG: GIT: GIT: GIT: GUD: GUD: GUD: GOD: HEAD: INTERPUNCT: INTERROBANG: LOZENGE: DAGGER: CARET: OBELUS: BACKSLASH: AMPERSAND: ASTERISM: PILCROW: OCTOTHORPE: DEATH: IS: SPOOP : MY ADVICE TO YOU IS, QUITE FRANKLY, THAT THERE IS NO ADVICE TO GIVE YOU YOU ALREADY MADE YOUR CHOICE LONG AGO NOW THERE IS NO GOING BACK ENJOY YOUR STAY NOTICE ME SEMPAI WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEGEEWEEGEEWEEGEEWEEARRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OPEN SQUARE BRACKET SLASH FONT CLOSE SQUARE BRACKET
OPEN SQUARE BRACKET SLASH B CLOSE SQUARE BRACKET
OPEN SQUARE BRACKET SLASH COLOR CLOSE SQUARE BRACKET
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I AM NOT DEAD YET
NOT BEFORE MY LAST WISHES.
Flumpty Waalumpty has, in the interim of saying this, lost all color. Indeed, a good chunk of it literally dripped off, leaving a completely pitch black eggshell with a still-creepy face, only the eyes holding any hint of the previous color of thyme. You don't know what he just did to the Mech of Horrors in the process...And my scans aren't turning up anything relevant. Odd. AND NOT BEFORE. YOU. REGRET. THAT. YOUR FATE WAS ALREADY CHOSEN AHAHAHAAHA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALUMPTY hey get outta-WHOA!
I'll lay it bare. Flumpty Waalumpty turned himself into a missile bearing his 'lovely' visage. Zerisek got no time to block it, after rushing with such haste to slay Flumpty, and got slammed square in the face. A brilliant blast of deep purple cleansed the sky of sand, leaving it pure blue as always (and annoying Ampersand), but more importantly left more than a mild mark upon Zerisek! Through it's own Mech no less, it's lost 250,000 HP! But that's not all...It's also lost access to two abilities: Soulless Onslaught and Refuge of the Soulless. It appars its operators will now have to get to grips with this thing's gimmick of energy and make sure nothing is wasted in a turn, as with the removal of Refuge comes the removal of automatic energy expenditures...As for Flumpty, the only trace of him comes from his own missile, a plate of scrambled eggs on a conveniently-shaped pile of scrap. You almost think of eating it, but I'd think that'd be lethal.
...Oh, great, what now? Another Thyme-Based entity-oh, sorry, hang on, there's something incoming right about-
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. WHAAT. IS. THIS?! WALUIGI IS OUTRAGED! WALUIGI IS DISGUSTED! WALUIGI IS... IS APPALLED! ALL OF THESE DESCRIPTIVE WORDS AND MORE APPLY TO WALUIGI AT THIS CURRENT MOMENT! WALUIGI DEMANDS TO KNOW HOW THIS FOODSTUFF GOT AHOLD OF WALUIGI'S FOODSTUFF! HIS FOODSTUFF OF FOODSTUFFS! WALUIGI HAS KEPT HIS THYME SO CLOSE TO HIS SICKLY HEART... SO PRECIOUSLY GUARDED... AND SOME OF THE STUFF GOT LOOSE ANYWAY!
WHAAT IS THE MEANING OF ALL OF THIS ANYWAYS? A WAARZONE? WALUIGI ABHORS YOU FOR YOUR SENSELESSNESS IN PROPER DINING ETIQUETTE! NO-ONE JUST EATS WALUIGI'S PRECIOUS THYME WITHOUT THE PROPER SETTING, THE PROPER DELICACIES, AND THE PROPER... WAA. WAAIT A MINUTE.
THIS. SNIFF SNIFF. SNIFF... WALUIGI HAS NEVER SMELLED SCRAMBLED EGGS LIKE THESE BEFORE. SO... DISEASED. SO ROTTON TO THEIR VERY CORE. SO HORRIFICALLY REFINED TO THE ABSOLUTE MOST POTENT CORRUPTION OF THE MIND AND SOUL WALUIGI HAS EVER WITNESSED. SO... MAGNIFICENT. NEVER BEFORE HAS WAULIGI ENCOUNTERED COOKING AND SEASONING MORE REFINED THAN THE EGGS WALUIGI LAYS HIS EYES UPON RIGHT NOW. WALUIGI DEMANDS TO KNOW WHO HAS MADE THESE SCRAMBLED EGGS AND WHO HAD INSERTED HIS PRECIOUS THYME INTO THE EQUATION! FOR THESE SCRAMBLED EGGS ARE...
... EGGCELENT.
AH. AH. DO NOT TELL WAULIGI. WALUIGI ALREADY KNOWS. THE TERMINAE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MASTERPIECE. OF COURSE IT IS THE TERMINAE. THE TERMINAE DISGUST WALUIGI. WAULIGI IS... ENRAGED! WALUIGI IS... IS INFURIATED! THESE ADJECTIVES AND MORE APPLY TO WALUIGI IN HIS CURRENT STATE TO A LESS EXTREME EXTENT THAN THE ADJECTIVES BEFORE. WALUIGI IS IN A STATE OF ABSOLUTE RAGE AGAINST TERMINAE. THEY HAVE DENIED HIM MORE LIBERAL USE OF HIS THYME ON PAIN OF GAME OVER. HE HAS NEVER FORGIVEN THEM FOR THIS RIDICULOUS IMPOSITION UPON THE USAGE OF HIS FAVORITE SPICE. HOWEVER, WALUIGI HAS CHANGED HIS MIND ON THIS. YOU HAVE CLEARLY PROVEN YOURSELF TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING WITH YOUR COOKING, AND AS SUCH, WALUIGI PRESENTS TO YOU A SINGULAR CAPSULE OF HIS PRECIOUS WAULIGI THYME, CAPABLE OF SIX FULL DOSES. I SHALL COMPLEMENT IT WITH A MEASURING SPOON SO YOU MAY MEASURE OUT THIRDS OF DOSES FOR YOUR OWN PURPOSES IN SEASONING AND BEYOND.
WAA. WALUIGI'S BREAKFAST TIME WILL NEVER BE MORE SPLENDID THAN TODAY. WALUIGI HAS JUST WOKEN UP AND HAD NOW BEEN INTRODUCED TO THE BEST BREAKFAST EVER. WALUIGI HATES TO ADMIT IT, BUT HE IS NOT BEING GENEROUS ENOUGH, EVEN TO A TECHNICALLY OMNIPOTENT BEING. AS SUCH, WAULIGI WILL TELL YOU A SECRET. WALUIGI'S SPECIAL THYME IS PARTICUARILY EFFECTIVE ON A VARIETY OF FOODSTUFFS. STEAK, TEA, CHOCOLATE, SUE SOUFFLE, UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECTS, TOADS, AND MORE. BUT MOST OF ALL ON THE DEGREES OF TASTINESS, IS THE STOMACH OF A FIRST GUARDIAN.
-HEY, WHAT? Thank goodness I managed to get this thing working again! What's this about stomachs?
YOUR STOMACH IS DELICIOUS. WALUIGI WOULD DEMAND OF THIS TERMINAE TO CREATE A MAGNIFICENT DISH OF FIRST GUARDIAN STOMACH.
...Dude. no. If I had to do that-
WALUIGI WOULD ALSO INFORM YOU THAT THIS DISH IS EXTRAORDINARILY EASY TO CREATE AND CAN BE SERVED ALMOST IMMEDIATELY. WALUIGI'S MOST IMPORTANT SPICE REQUIRES MORE THAN TYPICAL PREPARATION IN SNIXTY SIX CASES OUT OF SNIXTY SEVEN! THIS IS THE SNIXTY-SEVENTH CASE! YOU MAY SIMPLY SHOVE A FULL DOSE OF THYME DIRECTLY INTO THE STOMACH OF THE FIRST GUARDIAN.
Dude! I am way too plot important for that! I'd go insane! Or almost would, anyways, I think I might have enough artifacts lying around to negate that, but either way, that's bad! And you are MORE than implying that I'm the guy who's getting his stomach gutted here!
INDEED, WALUIGI MORE THAN IMPLIES. THE ONLY OTHER FIRST GUARDIAN IN SIGHT IS THOUSANDS OF BLOCKS AWAY AND PROTECTED BY NO LESS THAN SIX BARRIERS, WHILE YOU HAVE NOTHING OF THE SORT. BUT WALUIGI SAYS THAT IT IS NOT BAD AT ALL. NOT HORRID, NOT TERRIBLE, NOT NASTY, NOT ROTTEN, NOT SICKLY, NOT ATROCIOUS AT ALL! NONE OF THOSE ADJECTIVES WOULD APPLY TO THE SITUATION YOU WOULD HAVE TO FACE LATER IF YOU SHOULD BE INTELLIGENT AND CUNNING ENOUGH AS TO LISTEN TO WALUIGI WHEN HE SAYS TO IMMEDIATELY SHOVE THAT THYME DOWN THE WATER PONY'S GULLET!
I AM NOT A-owimph! ACK! ACK! OW! ACK! BLAHGH!
WAAAAA. WALUIGI IS SATISFIED BY THE OUTCOME OF THIS SITUATION. WAAAA. YOU HAVE DONE AN INCREDIBLY SMART THING IN LISTENING TO WALUIGI AND IMMEDIATELY TELEPORTING THAT THYME INTO HIS THROAT, RATHER THAN WAIT FOR AN EXCEEDINGLY LONG DIALOUGE THAT WOULD HAVE LEAD TO THE WORSE OUTCOME BY THE TIME WE WERE ALL FINISHED, WAAA. THE ASSIMILATION OF HIGH-RANKING TROPE GODDESSES BY A HIGH-POWER GODMODDER, WHICH WOULD BE PERMANENT, DOES NOT FARE TO MERELY FACING TWO GATEKEEPER BOSSES AT ONCE, EVEN IF ONE IS A FIRST GUARDIAN OF THE RED SUN, ALPHA GODMODDER, STRONGER-THAN-USUAL CANDY-COATED MENACE, AND A WATER PONY.
I-ACHKAKAH!
WAAAA. WALUIGI IS IN THE MOOD FOR EXTREMELY OUTDATED AND DEAD DANCING MANEUVERS TO EXIT THIS EXTRAORDINARILY CRUMMY LOCALE, SO THAT HE MAY EAT THESE DELICIOUS SCRAMBLED EGGS IN PEACE. THESE SIGHTS AND SOUNDS ARE EXTRAORDINARILY UNRELAXING AND WILL NOT BE TOLERATED BY WALUIGI A SECOND LONGER! HE HAS BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO AND A NEW DAY TO START. HOWEVER, AS YOU HAVE BEEN EXTRAORDINARILY PLEASING TO WALUIGI, HE SHALL TELL YOU ALL SOMETHING OF NOTE.
REGARDING THE ABSOLUTE ATROCITY OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE THAT WAS EXPOSED ABOVE, WALUIGI AGREES THAT WHOEVER WROTE THIS WAS AN IDIOT. HOWEVER, WALUIGI KNOWS BETTER THAN TO DISMISS IT AS YOUR EVERY-DAY STUPIDITY. HE KNOWS THAT ANYTHING REGARDING CURSES ABOVE, HOWEVER IT IS WORDED OR PRESENTED, IS TO BE CONSIDERED RELEVANT TO YOUR FUTURE SITUATION IN AT LEAST A MILD TO MODERATE MANNER, TO THE POINT WHEREIN WAULIGI WOULD NOT BLAME YOU IF YOU FORGOT, EXCEPT IF HE DID NOT TELL YOU THIS JUST NOW. NOW WALUIGI WILL BLAME YOU IF YOU FORGET, FOR WALUIGI TOLD YOU NOT TO FORGET.
ENJOY MY PARTING AND FINAL GIFT, THE SPIRIT OF DISCO REBORN. WAA. WAA. WAA. WAA. WAA. WAA. WAA. WAA. WAA. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
...
I ate Thyme.
The OP King thought it would be a good idea to just listen to the ranDOM guy regarding that total GORILLA about first guardians and stomachs. I didn't see it coming he pulled it out of his hindquarters i am literally omniscient in multiple ways right now how could anything miss my sight
ok
Forget that.
It is very clear to me that you want a fight.
Do you want to know something else?
I am bored. Scribe, congradulations, I was predicting this would happen a lot later, but nope, I can't, I CAN'T, I GOTTA GET IT OUT NOW! IT'S HAPPENING!!!
I-I PULL UP A FULL-SIZE TERMINAL, RATHER THAN THE SMALL ONE I USUALLY PULL AROUND FOR EASE. WAIT, BEFORE I GO-FREDBEAR, YOU'RE IN CHARGE IN CASE SOMETHING GOES CRAZY. UPDATE TERMINAL EXECUTE CODE 9999 TARGET FREDBEAR. FREDBEAR WILL NOW WORK AS A TEMPORARY FIRST GUARDIAN IN CASE OF EMERGENCY. IT WON'T LAST FOREVER BUT IT'LL LAST A GOOD LONG WHILE. IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HIM DURING THIS TIME I WILL LOSE ALL MY SENSE OF GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP ABOUT THIS THAT I BARELY CLING TO ALREADY, DO YOU HEAR ME YOU GORILLAS, DO YOU HEAR ME YOU HARAMBES, DO YOU HEAR MEEEEEEEE?! I JUMP THROUGH, READY TO KILL YOU ALL FOR SHOVING RAW THYME DOWN MY THROAT, I WAS IN COMPLETE AND ABSOLUTE AGONY ON ALL FRONTS FOR FIVE SOLID MINUTES!!!
*UserZero: geez, now?! ugh... *UserZero: But it is two at once... *UserZero: Ohmygosh, is this it?! Is it really happening?! *UserZero: HEY, PANE! IT MAY BE HAPPENING!!! *The_King_Of_Pane: UserZero... *The_King_Of_Pane: ...You do understand that I want my test subjects alive, right? Respawns may be in effect but I need both of them, and I mean I NEED both of them, to successfully conduct my experiments and thus rid you of the Dark Carnival. Just calling out my name at all is could be at my expense. UserZero: PANE, YOU CAN COLLECT DATA ON WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW TO SPEED THINGS ALONG, AND, AND MAYBE MAKE THE KILLING, PANE I AM SO EXCITED, JUST SEND THEM IN, I WANT THE ABSOLUTE PINCHER ON THIS, NOW! IT'S HAPPENING! WE'RE GOING ALL-IN ON THIS, AS MUCH AS WE CAN!!! *UserZero: OH MY GOSH THE EVEN GET MECHS DON'T THEY, ALL THE PODS AREN'T GONE! THAT MEANS THEY HAVE EVEN MORE CHANCE TO-OH MY GOOD GRIEF, YES! NOW! RIGHT! NOW!!!
WHY THE HELL IS SHE-OH, OH GOOD GRIEF, NO, NO NO NO, WHAT IS EVEN-COME ON YOU STUPID EYE, ANSWER! NO! AUGH! NO NO NO! WHATEVER IS INCOMING IS-WHAT'S THAT?!
YGGDRASIL!
...IS THAT
IS THAT REALLY ROXXANNE
RIDING ON BUILD'S BACK
WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! OH HELL HE'S GONNA SLAM INTO A POD-AUGH! I FELT THAT ONE.
"Holy CRAP, that hurt. Jeez. I, uh..."
"...Did you have to ride on my back."
"Did you really."
"Yes, colon three."
WHY THE FLYING FRACK ARE YOU TWO HERE?!
"Oh. Sorry about popping in unannounced. Good to see you again, Tazz. Even if you are... Some kind of abomination."
"We were being held captive by a stupid dude in a glass mask and forced to play house and share the same bed and, uh, and also not gettin' to have a window! And also. Why the gorilla, are you purple."
"God, this whole place is some kind of abomination. I... I'm really starting to have second thoughts about all of this. Also, yes. She's telling the asinine truth. All of that happened. I wish it didn't... Seriously though, it's gotta be Thyme."
A GLASS-GOD, NO. HE IS NOT HERE. HE IS A VILE PIECE OF TRASH, AND HE IS RELATED TO THIS DEBACLE, BUT NO, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY HE IS GORILLAING HERE!!!
"...I take it you two have met before? Oooh, wait, wuzzat?"
THAT'S A MECH POD-ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT.
"Tazz? Old buddy old pal? Uh, calm down. You calmed me down back when i was flipping out over the phonograph."
YOU TWO JUST, JUST GET IN THERE, QUICKLY! I AM NOT ENTIRELY SURE, BUT I THINK WE'RE ABOUT TO ALL BEgorillaING BUTCHERED BY THOSE LUNATICS!
"I thought Guardians weren't allowed to swear!"
"...A mech? Don't mind if I do. DIBS ON THE GREEN ONE!!"
I JUST DON'T! JUST, DO IT! FAST! NOW! I AM SENSING A VERY VERY BAD THING ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO US AND WE NEED THE EDGE!
WEAPONS LIVE AND READY! 350 RESOURCES, +5 MECH STATS EACH! I AM GOING TO PERSONALLY INTRODUCE YOU ALL TO A WORLD OF PAIN! THYME LINK, ESTABLISHING!
"I DONT KNOW WHAT ANY OF THAT MEANS, BUT OKAY!"
"What's a Thyme-OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO AAAAAH IT'S JUST LIKE THAT TIME IN THE TEAHOUSE OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!"
"DESTROY THE GODMODDER, IT'S BAD TO BE BACK! LET'S DO THIS!"
DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD JUST TELL YOU WHAT THE HELL WE ARE ACTUALLY CAPABLE OF? GO FIGURE THAT OUT YOURSELVES, YOU JERKS! ALL I'LL SAY IS THAT WE'VE GOT RESPAWNS ON OUR SIDE! WE SHOULDN'T DIE TO JUST ANYTHING, AND WE'RE STAYING DEAD TO EVEN LESS. ENJOY THE KARMIC RETRIBUTION FOR YOUR NEEDLESS CRUELTY, OPHTKIN!
AS FOR FLUMPTY, WHILE I WOULD SAY WHAT'S GOING ON WITH HIM EVEN WITH ALL OF THIS GOING ON, I CAN ONLY GET A FEW BASIC READS. CURE 3 MEANS STATUS EFFECTS WILL CLEANSE THEMSELVES AT A MUCH FASTER RATE, AND IF THE CURE IS AS LARGE AS THE STATUS CONDITION'S DURATION IT CURES INSTANTLY. FLUMPTY'S REGEN COMES FROM HIS OTHER PARTS-HE IS EFFECTIVELY INVULNERABLE UNTIL THE REST OF THE MECH IS DEAD. EVERYTHING HAS DOUBLE-ACTION, AND IF YOU STUN A PART VIA HACKING, YOU CAN'T REMOVE THE SECOND ACTION. EACH OF THE PARTS IS IMMUNE TO OR HEALS FROM A CERTAIN TYPE OF DAMAGE-I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WHICH, THOUGH. FINALLY, I REALLY RECOMMEND THAT NOTHING DIES TO ANY OF THE SPECIALS IF YOU CAN HELP IT. OH, AND THE SUPER EMP ARMOR MEANS EMP DAMAGE GETS NO BONUSES AGAINST IT.
PEACE WALKER IS A DIFFERENT STORY. HE HAS DOUBLE-ACTION AS A RULE OF THUMB, BUT HE HAS TWO EXTRA ACTIONS DEPENDING ON IF HE WANTS TO USE HIS PILE BUNKERS OR NOT. HE'LL HAVE TO RELOAD BOTH FOR THIS FIRST TURN, BUT AFTER THAT HE'S FREE TO WAIL ON. YOU CAN'T SO MUCH AS SCRATCH THE MECH UNTIL IT'S DEAD, BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT BEAVER AND GOLDEN FLUMPTY WON'T REALLY START ACTING UNTIL PEACE WALKER IS DOWN. I HAVE NO CLUE WHY THAT IS, THOUGH.
...WHY THE HELL IS THERE A SPIRIT OF DISCO ON THE FIELD?!
...WHO CARES?!
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The Itinerary:
[ALL]: Defeat the Mecha of Horror! [ALL]: Defeat Tazz, Build and Roxxanne!
[GS]: Destroy the AZ Terrors! They're basically the AZ entities right now! [GS]: Defend Zerisek! Use his power to tear through the enemy entities! [GS]: Destroy PEACE Walker! He's bodyguarding the Mecha of Horrors! [GS]: Reach Yggdrasil! [GS]: Destroy Godmodder477! [GS]: Destroy UserZero!
[AZ]: Defend the AZ Terrors! They offer critical support and entity power! [AZ]: Kill Zerisek! His titanic HP and defense is the backbone of GS power right now! [AZ]: Destroy PEACE Walker! He's bodyguarding the Mecha of Horrors! [AZ]: Reach Yggdrasil! [AZ]: Defend Godmodder477! [AZ]: Destroy UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy the AZ Terrors! They're the entity-based backbone of the AZs right now! [PZ]: Kill Zerisek! His titanic HP and defense is the backbone of GS power right now! [PZ]: Defend PEACE Walker! He is bodyguarding the Mecha of Horrors, but he's on your side! [PZ]: Stop anyone from reaching Yggdasil! [PZ]: Defend UserZero! [PZ]: Destroy Godmodder477!
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The Battlefield:
Terrain: Desert (adds heat!) Current Heat: 80 celcius, adds 20 degrees of heat (in celcius) per turn, adds an Obelisk per turn. Obelisks: 3.
Weather: Clear.
[???] The Every-Dimension Portal: Infinite HP. Ready to summon again!
[???] Booster Rings: 199,000/200,000 HP x1; 99,000/200,000. Doing nothing.
[???] Build: 712,000/712,000 HP. 5,000 AC! O O O O /O\ O O O O Current Weapon: Oblivion's Guardian. Jukebox Hero: II. Stars In His Eyes: IIII. Thyme-Linked! [???] [Build] The Guardian: 375,000/375,000 HP + 15,000 (REC Bonus). 4 EMP AC. 25% Evasive (SPD Bonus). 10% Evade Ignore. +10,000 Melee Damage (STR Bonus). Double Action! Emerald Plasma Shield 1: [∞]. Emerald Plasma Shield 2: [∞]. Emerald Plasma Blade: [∞]. Point Defense System: III. Burrower: IIIII. Far Lands: IIII. Oblivion: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evade. Plasma Shield: [∞]. Freon Blaster: [IIII]. Anachronism: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evade. Plasma Shield: [∞]. Sound Cannon: [IIII]. Eclipse: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evade. Plasma Shield: [∞]. Flamethrower: [III].
[???-α] [-GATEKEEPER-] Tazz: 909,000/909,000 HP. 10,000 AC! Current Weapon: Mythos. The Joke: III. The Arm: IIIII. The Story: IIIIIIIII. Thyme Source! [???] [Tazz] The Paladin: 275,000/275,000 HP + 15,000 (REC Bonus). 5 EMP AC (PWR Bonus). 25% Evade (SPD Bonus). 25% Evade Ignore (DEX Bonus). +10,000 Melee Damage (STR Bonus). Double-Action. Markus: [IIIIIIIII]. Dragon Tooth: [∞]. El Blanco Supreme: III. Jump Jets: II. Camoflague: II. Lockpick Countermeasures: Unused.
[H-BOSS][-GATEKEEPER-] Flumpty Bumpty's Mecha of Horror, the Adamantium Atrocity. Global Mech Evasion: 25%. Global Mech Dodge Ignorance: 10%. The Night Draws On: 0 Chump...: 1 Global Super EMP Armor! Has ???
-Flumtpy Bumpty’s Command and Control Center of Horror: 1,500,000/1,500,000 HP. +5,000,000 HP Regen per turn; Cure 3 per turn; cannot be targeted until this is the only thing left. Friendship Game: N/A. Great Fall: IIIIIII
-Birthday Boy Blam’s Blast-tastic Missile Launcher Station: 800,000/800,000 HP. Face: Normal. Auto-Bodyguarding The Beaver! Birthday Surprise: III.
-Redman’s Ridiculous Electronic Warfare Sphere: 800,000/800,000 HP. Camera Glitch: Redman (+25% Dodge). Auto-Bodyguarding Golden Flumpty! Red Screen of Death: III
-Beaver’s Toiletry-Themed Titanic Obliteration Laser Cockpit: 900,000/900,000 HP. TP counter: 1. DIE-arrhea: IIIII. Inactive until PEACE WALKER is dead.
-Golden Flumpty’s Ghostly Hallucinations Station: 800,000/800,000 HP. Inflicts random status effects per attack. Game Over Easy: IIIII. Inactive until PEACE WALKER is dead.
-Grunkfuss’es Carnival of Extreme Evisceration-based Harm: 1,200,000/1,200,000 HP. Arms: 1. Unconstitutional: III
[N] Sandfall &mpersand: 127,000/240,000 HP. Can mind control near everything! Can't dodge but will always counterattack. Struggle Counter: 0. Zodiac: III. Pyramidon: III. Obelisk Objection: III God Complex: IIIIIIIIII. [N] [Sandfall &mpersand] Per Ankh (Ampersand): 300,000/300,000 HP. Regen: +12,000 HP. EMP AC: 4. Evasion: +15%. Evade Ignore: +25%. (DEX Bonus.) Melee Attack Bonus: +11,000. (STR Bonus.) Double Action! Plasma Shield: [∞] Plasma Shield: [∞] Plasma Blade: [∞] Burrower: IIIII
[N] Charles Barkley, The Big Man Reborn: 100,000/100,000 HP. Grants minicrits to someone. Particularly immune to being mind controlled.
[N] Genesis Dog: 38,000/180,000 HP (+4,000 regen). Stock: 3. Machines: 3. Bullets: 0. Dog Power: 6/100. Custmoners: N/A. Rapid Redoggening: III. Dogsong. IIII. Doggening: IIIII. Second Dog: IIIIIII. Drain Of Dog: IIIII. Oh No, The Dogmanity: IIIIIIIIII. Reload: II. Electrified: II Marked for Death! Action: Use Dogsong on Zerisek!
[GS] The Avenger: 176,00/176,000 HP. (+5,000 per turn) Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: III Alien Clone Drop:III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III LOCKED, EVEN THOUGH PROGRESS WAS MADE. [GS] [The Avenger] Avenger-Mech: 300,000/300,000 HP. 4 EMP AC. +15,000 Regen. REC bonus. 27% Dodge Chance. 25% Dodge Ignorance. +6,000 Melee damage. DEX/SPD bonuses. Airborne. Double-Action. Plasma Rifle 1: [IIIIII]. Plasma Rifle 2: [IIIIII]. Plasma Shield: [∞]. Burrow: IIIII. Waterworld: IIII.
Tesla Rifle Drone 1: 25000/25000 HP. 15% Evasion. [IIII].
Tesla Rifle Drone 2: 25,000/25,000 HP. 15% Evasion. [IIII].
Note: All units below regen any lost AC, 1 per turn.
Specialist: 6/10 HP x1. Gremlin can buff or heal. Restoration:III
Rangers: 10/10 HP x2. Burn on Sword use (hit grounded targets). Reaper: III
Sharpshooter: 6/10 HP x1. Headshot: III. Faceoff: III.
Grenadiers: 6/10 HP x1. 1 AC. Heavy Weapon Ability: III
Dead Andromedons: 4/8 HP x1. 50% of Acid Burn Counter!
Gatekeeper: 5/15 HP. 2 AC. Can reanimate corpses but loses the 2 AC for that turn.
ALL ENTITIES BURNING! II
[GS-BOSS] Zerisek the Vessel: 1,202,000/1,500,000 HP. (AC: 0.5) Energy bar: 8. Energy Allocations: Godslayer. Regains 1,000 HP per every entity it damages. Radiation: IIII. Can't act next round! [GS] [Zerisek the Vessel] Zerisk: 325,000/325,000 HP. 5 EMP AC (PWR Bonus). 3,000 Regen. 10% dodge. 10% dodge ignorence. +8,000 Melee Damage. Plasma Blade [∞]. Plasma Blade [∞]. Plasma Rifle [IIIIII]. Starlight breaker: III. Water World: IIII. Jump Jets: II. Double-Action!
Heavy Destroyer: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Light Shield [∞]. War Lance [I]. System Shocker: III.
Heavy Destroyer: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Light Shield [∞]. War Lance [I]. Wave Motion Gun: III.
Heavy Destroyer: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Light Shield [∞]. War Lance [I]. Pile Bunker: III.
[GS-α] ConsumerOfAll: 4/20 HP. Has Alpha (5) Armor. Collected Passives: N/A. Collected Actives: Sniper Rifle Railgun (III) (note: blue = charge) [GS] [ConsumerOfAll] The Endbringer: 250,000/250,000 HP + 9,000 HP Regeneration. 5 EMP AC. Evasive (25%) (SPD Bonus). Dodge Ignorance (27%) (DEX Bonus). +10,000 Melee Damage (STR Bonus). Magnetic Phaser [IIIII]. Starlight Breaker: III.
[AZ] Terror Witch: 375,000/375,000 HP. Buffs allies with each attack! Distillery: III Irradiated: III [AZ] [Terror Witch] The Stand: 350,000/350,000 HP + 12,000. 9 EMP AC (PWR Bonus). 15% Evasion. 30% Evade Ignore. + 8,000 Melee Damage. Plasma Rifle: [IIIIII]. Plasma Rifle: [IIIIII]. Water World: IIII.
[AZ] Terror Spider: 300,000/300,000 HP. Evasive (20%). Nullifies enemy evasion on attack! Pierces armor! Widow's Kiss: II [AZ] [Terror Spider] The Web: 350,000/350,000 HP + 12,000. 9 EMP AC (PWR Bonus). 15% Evasion. 30% Evade Ignore. + 8,000 Melee Damage. Plasma Rifle: [IIIIII]. Plasma Rifle: [IIIIII]. Water World: IIII.
[AZ] Terror Slime: 525,000/525,000 HP. (+5,000 HP per turn). Summons a Mini-Terror Slime for each attack against it. Regen: II The Division: IIII [AZ] [Terror Slime] The Ooze: 350,000/350,000 HP + 12,000. 9 EMP AC (PWR Bonus). 15% Evasion. 30% Evade Ignore. + 8,000 Melee Damage. Plasma Rifle: [IIIIII]. Plasma Rifle: [IIIIII]. Water World: IIII.
[AZ] Shock Trooper: 534,000/500,000 HP. Discharge: 0/90,000 Electrified Bonus Damage. Deathbond: III. Electroshock: IIII. Rapid Fire: IIIII. Gigaslash: IIIIII. 10% DMG reduction per 10K of damage, starting at 20% on 20K. Supremacy.
[PZ] Terror Husk: 648,000/700,000 HP. Evasive (20%). Evasion bonus for Desert/Sandstorm terrain/weather: +20%. Inflicts Burning on being hit. Aries Armor: I Irradiated: III. Through the Fire and Flames: IIIII. Cannot attack. [PZ] [Terror Husk] The Shell: 350,000/350,000 HP + 12,000. 9 EMP AC (PWR Bonus). 15% Evasion. 30% Evade Ignore. + 8,000 Melee Damage. Plasma Rifle: [IIIIII]. Plasma Rifle: [IIIIII]. Water World: IIII.
[PZ-BOSS] PEACE Walker: 2,000,000/2,000,000 HP +10,000 Regen. Super Evasive (30%). Dodge Ignorance: 25%. Nine-inch Nails: [III] Hyper Jackhammer: [IIIIII] Pile Bunker 1: [II] Pile Bunker 2: [II]. Immune to Weather/Terrain effects. Super EMP Armor! El Blanco Supreme: III. Metal Gear: IIIII. Auto-bodyguarding the entire Mecha of Horrors! Hyper Virus: Neutrals!
Arm Gravitizer
Level 6
Basically a gravity gun made to be attached to an arm. It works like how a Gravity Gun(or for this matter, a supercharged one) would work, except with some added functions.
Noctem Dreadmill
Level 19
Two dangerously sharp Katanas held together by a grip that generates the power of Darkness on the blade. Not for amateurs.
[AZ] Fire and Blade: 275,000/275,000 HP + 9,000 HP Regen. EMP AC: 5(PWR bonus). Evade: 25%(SPD bonus). Dodge Ignorance: 25%(DEX bonus). Strength Bonus: 16,000(STR bonus). Position: Airborn. Passives: Immune to weather/terrain effects. +6,000 on melee attacks. Double action. Cannot use same weapon twice in a row. Can switch positions freely. Double ammo for double damage. Actives: Plasma Blade: [I]. Plasma Blade: [I]. Dragon's Breath: [III]. Jump Jets: [II].
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(Focused) ...there's just too much happenin' right now that I'm starting to get confused...ah well, just gonna have to stick to my original plan.
I drop down to the ground. Since I couldn't do it on the decoy turn, I now throw the promised stick at PEACE Walker. Knowing that this will be dodged, I then follow up by using my Arm Gravitizer on it, which will either cause me to be pulled to it or for it to be pulled towards me. I then activate Overload and stab it with both Noctem Dreadmill and one of my Plasma Blades.
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Alliance: AZ
Name : Spinosaurus Supreme
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Fortress Carrier (Siege Mode : Attacks always hit against you, even inaccurate ones, but all attacks gain Splash and you gain double action)
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Leviathon (+4 DUR, Water world ability, Natural Weapon, Bulwark, and Infused)
Features: Natural Weapon (from Leviathon)
UI: Brain Implant
Hacking Tools: 4 Defense Matrix
Weapons : Plasma Shield[x2] and Gator Tooth(Natural Weapon)
Drones (include the upgraded drones):Two Defenders (no upgrades)
Suit Upgrades: Bulwark and Infused (from Leviathon)
Final stat totals:
DEX:1
PWR:5
SPD:2
DUR:10
REC:3
STR:5
Resources Spent : 200
Spent on :Leviathon (60), Brain Implant (20) Weapons (40) 2 Defenders (30) 4 Defense Matrix (40) Solar Panels (10)
[ITEMS WITH CHARGES]
[The Rise 10/50 Hits 3 entities with attacks of alive entities. Heals 3 entities for the damage of 1 of the attacks OR heals one entity for the combined damage of all attacks ][divided by 2.]
[The Madness 9/50 Buffs 3 entities in same team. Gives buffed entities change to hit different entity to one selected that turn. Can't charge when entities are buffed.]
[The Fall 10/50 Uses attacks of 3 dead entities. Inflicts a 3 turn debuff 'Kamikaze' which causes an entity to inflict AoE damage on near by entities. Can't charge when enemies] [are debuffed.]
[Each has 5 turn charge.](I just realized something looking over older posts. What exactly do you mean by no predestined charges?)
[I gaze around the battlefield, wondering how long it will take for each mech to be destroyed. I also heal everyone that might have been damaged this turn, starting with the] [person damaged the most. I also see if Richard is ok since it seems like his gambit failed, but I'm not sure if it did though.]
[Complete]
[Tarot Deck ~~~~ Loom =Scarf of Cards (in Richards possession)]
[Staple remover && Scissors && Three hole puncher && Sword = Slashademia (Level 7: 4/4 )]
[Pen && Highlighter && Pencil && Revolver = The Marks-Man (Level 7: 4/4)]
[Projector && Movie Real && 3D Glasses && Audio System=The Big Screen (Level 5)3/3 Complete]
Name: Hot Sauce
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Medium (Relentless)
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Hunter (140) (Plasma Bow, Camoflague, Flight, Infused)
Features: Flight
UI: Manual
Hacking Tools: Defense Matrix
Weapons: Plasma Bow, Magnetic Phaser, Wave Motion Gun
Drones (include the upgraded drones): Predator (Sound Cannon & Freon Blaster)
Suit Upgrades: EC Advanced, Backup Generator, Kinetic Stabilizers, Armor Plating, Solar Panels, Infused
Final stat totals:
DEX: 7
PWR: 5
SPD: 5
DUR: 4
REC: 5
STR: 3
I have no idea if I should be putting infused there.
[GS] Hot Sauce 250000/250000 HP +15000 Regen (REC Bonus). 6 EMP AC (PWR Bonus). Dodge: 25% (SPD Bonus). Dodge Ignorance: 29% (DEX Bonus). Melee Bonus: 6000. Airborn. Plasma Bow: [IIIIIIII] Magnetic Phaser: [IIIIII] Wave Motion Gun: III Camoflague: III
(+2 to TrickleJest, +1 to MrMirrorMan)
Currently aligned with Godslayers.
[CHARGES]
15/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONSAND OTHER UNMENTIONABLEEVILSTUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT 13/40 ~ RNGesus
11/35 ~ ... (+1 from RepentantReven, I guess?)
Yeaaah, this wasn't the best test run, was it?
Let that be a lesson learned for the future, I suppose. Especially those considering doing DtG games based on this kind of stuff.
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After looking at the statblocks of the accepted mechs as opposed to the rejected ones, I now understand.
So... last chance. I bloody well hope that this works. Otherwise I'm going mechless (which I'm mostly fine with, other than self-disappointment and all that comes with it).
The Black Dragon
Suit Class: Medium, Relentless
Body Type: Bio + Dragon (70)
Features: Flight, Natural Weapons x2 (10)
UI: Brainwave Harness (10)
Hacking Tools: ...Nah. If I can't be stunned, what's the point of investing in defense?
Weapons: Gator Tooth x 2, War Lance, Freron Blaster (70)
Drones (include the upgraded drones): ...Nah.
Suit Upgrades: Spare Energy Cell (Free), Maneuvering Rockets (10), Cyber Brain (10), Duelist (10), Armor Plating (10) (60 total)
[GS] The Black Dragon: 275,000 HP, 5 EMP AC. 15,000 Regen. REC/PWR Bonus. Dodge: 20%. Ignorance: 20%. +16,000 melee damage bonus. STR bonus. Airborn. Flight. x2 action. Gator Tooth 1 [+0 extra damage]. Gator Tooth 2 [+0 extra damage]. War Lance [1]. Freron Blaster [IIII]. Dragon's Breath [IIII].
Fix as you see fit.
Now, onto normal post shenanigans, 'cause it's a new turn. CHARGES:
Shadow of the Blade (7/50) (+2 GM)
A weapon from the depths of another time, another place.
The Backlines (8/20) (+3 GM, Toast)
Every team that's worth something needs supporting things.
Empowered Shell True Power(7/50) (+2 GM)
Empowers P. DarkSide, giving him his immense power... at the cost of making him vulnerable.
ALCHEMIES:
Naginata && Spear || Infernal Ruby && Bloody Garnet && Energized Amber && Chainsword = Dark Red Spark (Lv.18 , 3/10)
It can slash. It can stab. It can fry your internals with a well-placed strike. It also has a functional chainsaw blade. Brilliant.
Gun || Gunk && Funk && Skunk = -Unk Buster (Lv. 5, 3/3) DONE! Looks like it's time to make an inventory area for this stuff now.
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I honestly have no idea where I went with this. Guess I just wanted to have a bit of fun.
Cutlass || Essence of the Vengeful, Wronged Spirit && Fearless Teal Geode && Bottled Darkness && Pitch-Black Onyx = Risen From Fury (Lv. 20, 3/11)
A corrupt blade, said to have originally been made by a vengeful pirate spirit whom had been wronged in so many ways it was impossible to count. They say this count of wrongs done goes up even when he passed into the afterlife, never to return to this world. He must have the worst luck ever. Wielding his weapon makes you feel sympathetic for this spirit, and feel enraged for the wrongs literally everyone caused him. Yes, even those whom had no direct influence were involved. Thus, he lends his power to the wielder, shredding foes left, right, and center.
((I'll be much more careful with my wording for these things in the future. Thanks for the input.))
It's actually shockingly difficult to start up with an emotionless shell. That's one reason I'm doing this whole Paranoid DarkSide appearance thing. The other is RP based, so just ignore that stuff if it feels too bull. Especially the entry shouting thing.
ACTIONS: (Focused = YES)
After a few glitches in the system (AKA me not providing enough mech information), assuming I didn't screw it up again, The Black Dragon flies in. But before DarkSide could jump in- OH WHAT IS THAT DISTORTION AND WHY IS IT FREAKISH AND HAVE TWO PURPLE HANDS CLAWING OU-
"ROXXAAAAAANNE!!!"
...Oh no no no no no no, this can't happen, not now! He'll destroy us all given the chance! This was a bad ide- "Ahaha, really, now? How cute. They appeared in Aetheria that one time. I saw them do a thing with that Red fellow, even though I wasn't actually there. Aetheria was made in the Terraria session, and, considering its canonicity and its stuck-in-the-void-and-in-multiple-times-thing, there's no way that I can't come here. I was in there while all this was happening, yet never got involved myself. My only desire is revenge... against Roxxanne... and to prevent all this future mumbo-jumbo from happening, but eh. Call me blinded by the past, but I'm still recovering from salt burns, metaphorically speaking. Oh, but isn't this Past Roxxanne? Even better! Now I may destroy her once and for all! OH I LOVE LOOPHOLES IN UNIVERSE LOGIC!"
...You DO realize your weapons are useless in this session, right? "I'm charging one up, clearly. Sheesh, what do you think I am, unprepared?"
...Right... anyway, the rift rips the fabric of space-time open, the hands, joined by another two, charcoal-black hands, ripping it cleanly open, space distorting as they begin to come through. The rift was large enough to reveal the terrifying monstrosity on the other side. A figure, with the helmet and cloak of Zant, the raw distortive power of both Akron and Giratina combined, and the large extra hands, about the size of the abomination himself, were identified to be those of the Shadow Queen's. The abomination steps out of the portal, and takes off his helmet, as Zant would, revealing his true face. Yep, it's the one everyone anticipated, from the mannerisms to the desire for revenge to the sheer description of him to the knowledge of Roxxanne even though at this point in time they never met to the fact that he came out of the Voidcity Aetheria...
It's mothergorillaing Paranoid DarkSide. Well done, Tazz. You've attracted this guy. Not a single person knows his actual name; erased from, presumably, everything the various dimensions and universes had on him. Nothing was readily at anyone's fingertips, including his own. HE doesn't even remember, or even know, his own name anymore. But he'll know it if someone says it to his face and loses all his power. ((I mean, anyone who has been following my thing in Terraria and the Arena knows all this, but still))
He crushes the DarkSide Shell's head into bits with a well-placed knock-down and stomp, then stares down the entire crowd. "...So this is where it all began, then? Let's see... uh... two Godmodders? Odd, but hey, who am I to judge. So where's the-" He finds the GS crowd. "Ah, there they are." He climbs into the mech, and flies to their side, ready to fight with them. This isn't a massive betrayal here, people! But before he actually starts attacking things... "Let's make this a bit more fair." He deactivates all of his extra powers for now, wanting to provide a fair fight until his "True Power" and "Shadow of the Blade" charges are ready.
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"I'm extremely worried about Tazz; I know what this guy's capable of. Research also states that Thyme and Thyme-based entities ain't fun to be around, as they get a huge boost to power and destroys their sanity. Basically, we may as well pray to whatever deity we believe in that we don't get obliterated. I'm not getting my hopes up. Shame, too; this mech's COMFY and it looks AWESOME! I'd hate to see it get destroyed so soon."
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The Black Dragon, assuming it was created, prepares to cut something to ribbons because I'm going to try a thing.
The mech takes off with its flight boosters, straight up into the air, going nowhere in particular, merely towards the sky. After about a second of flight, the mech backflips, freefalling, presumably, to its inevitable crash landing. It dives downward, picking up speed and, eventually hitting top speed, pulls up juuuust before it hits the ground. This results in the mech flying forward at a high speed. What was it flying towards, you ask? Directly for the PEACE Walker. I made the right choice in not investing heavily in EMP damage for this. Gator Tooth 1 revs up, ready to slice open the Walker. As soon as the chainsaw was about to hit, the PEACE Walker likely attempted to dodge, but I knew better. I INTENTIONALLY missed it, allowing for a follow-up. The mech lands, revs up Gator Tooth 2, and then jumps and backflips onto the PEACE Walker's head (feet-first, obviously), presumably crushing it a bit. The Black Dragon then proceeds to dig both of the Gator Teeth into the shoulders and neck of the PEACE Walker, attempting to cut off its limbs and head bit by bit. The Gator Teeth were trying to cut into the metal, but were struggling. So, using up some of the mech's power reserves, the Black Dragon then proceeds to open its mouthpiece, and a powerful blast of fire begins to coat the PEACE Walker in flames as the Gator Teeth continue to rip into it, the metal being heated enough to actually start cutting into it. And so cutting happened for a bit.
Paranoid then peeks out of the mech for a second, and proceeds to shoot it with his little pea-shooter called the -Unk Buster at the PEACE Walker, shooting a Skunk for some reason. This does minimal damage, because it's a freaking skunk vs. a mech. Though, to be honest, it does smell a bit like cyanide. So, after using this, Paranoid jumps back in and gets his arse out of there.
[N] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP. (Estimated 56,000 HP remaining from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)
Echeladder-style Level 2: XP 19,500/225,000
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]
This post is Focused.
Before Action: "I have seen some weird stuff approached us. So let BL4D3-BL457 MECH do the work for us the Godslayers and the Narrative."
Action: The BL4D3-BL457 MECH swoops to PEACE Walker, kicks his back with all 4 of her legs before she shoots the blast of the Plasma rifle on his face and she lands.
"OK then, but this is round 2"
She slashes him with her claws before she slices him with her Plasma Blade before she stamps on his feet via 2 of her legs and she breathes the light green fire from her Dragon's Breath ability after that, she kicks him with her back legs before she flies up again.
2 of her drones uses their weapons to shoot PEACE Walker.
Something 7/50 [Placeholder/AZ]
ChurgeAtk #1 17/50
My next thing... 4/50 [Placeholder/AZ]
Alchemy Creation:
Trying to think another weapon which is not a same as the Genocide Knife... Knife && Jar of Determination (Less than full of determination) && Lesser 6 SOULS = ???
If failed, try Knife && && Pinch of Determination power && 6 Hearts are like SOULS but not as strong as these = ???
Potion of Critmist && Potion of Dire Nectar = Potion of Kritzkrieg 6/9
Like a Boss (My weapon) && Angelic Blessing && LHC Madhouse (Another weapon of mines) = What the Fig 5/11
Joke Alchemy: None
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet.
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet.
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Mid-Level Alchemies
Allies Action:
We will bereturn, sooner than that...
+1 to Toast, Talist and Krill.
Charge Bank: +5 from Toast, Talist and Hezetor = 15 Charge Points in total
((super fire orb)) AND zero point magic generator 1/11
Navitas Nox AND energy condenser 2/8
Arctoae AND energy condenser 1/8
31/50 for a space station
11/50 for elemental coalescence (+2 cyan, +2 revan, +1 supercool, +1 EXOS, 1 darkside)
1/5 for Project Take Over The World
+3 to helldiver for Project Take Over The World
The OP King, feeling very smug with themselves at having done something suddenly finds their emotions switching from smugness to pure rage. What. Was. That. Name.
You've sealed your fate, guardian.
The OP King, or, Ohptkin as their true name has been revealed to be (kek, tazz tried to spoil one of my "plot points" and didn't even spell it right. Oh well, the OP King seems too angry to care right now.) sits an stews in their anger, they're definitely going to try and do something unpleasant.
Whether or not they'll succeed is another question, but tazz should definitely consider himself lucky that the OP Scale exists.
Meanwhile...
The three subordinates of the OP King are busy not preparing themselves for rage-induced suicide.
First off, we have entity orders:
Zerisek is still recovering from being Flumpty'd. Fortunately he gets 1000 hit points every time he punches someone in the face (barring uses of "Who Needs Enemies") so he'll likely get at least some of his health back by the time his mech dies.
The Gazebo Launcher activates siege mode, and then fires 3 gazebos.... up over the heads of everyone... where are they going?
Three gazebos land around Golden Flumpty’s Ghostly Hallucinations Station. Thanks to the feature of forcing the target to face the gazebo alone, no entity besides the targeted can affect the gazebos. Unless tazz calls GM fiat (please don't do this tazz, I just realized it and it is the coolest thing please don't kill my awesome gimmick manipulation) this means that the gazebos are free to attack and deal their (Admittedly small) damage to the still sleeping mech until either PEACE Walker bites it or Golden Flumpty is taken out pre-emptively since nothing barring the still-sleeping mech can actually touch the gazebos. Said mech is, well, still asleep, and thusly cannot do anything about the gazebos slowly knocking pieces off of its health.
If GM fiat would kick in (either in the form of this not being a viable strategy or them waking up because of gazebo mauling) the gazebos instead get assigned to assorted Hostile and PZ drones to go break faces
The gazebo launcher's drones, in addition to doing the auto-bodyguarding thing turn their guns on on the Terror Husk.
Now for my actual action:
The King of All Elements sprints across the field, the light drone assigned to his suit slinging out EMP grenades into three of Uzi's plasma shield drones (TRIPLE KILL)
As the King itself charges across the field a massive swirl of earth energy begins to pick up around and behind it, creating a large wave of rock behind him. He charges towards the anomaly. Normally, targeting Uzi would be an excercise in futility. This time though... maybe, just maybe...
Even if they can't hurt Uzi, that mech of hers looks VERY targetable. First though, there's a drone to be dispatched. Leaping up into the air under the flight power, the King shoots down from the sky, using a burst of air from the orb previously absorbed while the massive wave of earth continues onwards.
As the earth pillar launches upwards, the King slams down, punching a plasma blade straight through the drone, with the entire force of the mech behind it, the King slamming into the drone with the force of a hurricane, smashing it between the two massive forces.
"You know what? Let's do this.
This is who I am. Someone who will take actions in the name of justice. Someone who is going to be decisive." 23/50 A Youkai that may get here by winter
17/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
12/50 The First of the Eight Non-robot masters
46 saved
+3 Ire
Gurann Lagann Theme && Magic Armor: Do the Impossible 5/7
A set of armor that can stop any attack that should be able to pierce through it.
Muramune && Star's Mechsuit *Note, this now has a name: The Nanomachines Suit*: 2/?? Adds +1 PWR and +1 DEX to the Mechsuit's stats
Blue Falcon II Ludicrous Speed Drive: 1/?? Ludicrous Falcon
Because F-Zero cars aren't fast enough on their own.
As the Skeletal Captain Falcon flies off, a flash of...blue, right? Crystal's color is blue, right? So a blue trail forms behind the Captain, followed by a red explosion. All that's left? A trophy of Falcon, this time much more normal.
"Well, let it not be said that I don't keep my entities safe. Sorry about the wait."
Star taps the base of the trophy, then immediately jumps in the mech.
Captain Falcon immediately calls the Falcon Flyer and leaves the server immediately.
"Now, time to wait: Will my rage activate?" Focused Action
Faction: AZ
Name: Nanomachines Suit
HP: 250,000
Regen: 15,000 + Rec Bonus
EMP AC: 4
Dodge: 15%
Dodge Ignorance: 15%
Melee Bonus Damage: 10,000 + Str Bonus
Not Airborne, cannot become airborne. Dangit...this is what I missed last post, wasn't it?
Weapons: Sharpshooter [IIIII] + Particle Blade (No ammo necessary)
Cooldown: JUMP JETS (2 Turn Cooldown, currently ready for use)
HP: 35,000
Weapon: Gator Tooth
Has Light Shield
Has 10% dodge chance
"That said, I'm still angry.
You wanna know why, Tazz? First off, up there? 7.8/10, too much WAA. And too much Purple.
Second? My Mech. Not added because I forgot to add the fact that it wasn't airborne. I'd stomach that, if you didn't fix other's mistakes that were much more major than THAT. Especially considering that guy asked specifically if there was anything not on the list that needed to be added. And everything else on the list was THERE. If you're doing it because I changed my mech? Newsflash, I DIDN'T.
Third? Because, frankly, it feels like I've been fighting the GM this entire time, and only NOW is that literally true.
That's not good gamesmanship, Tazz.
And FINALLY? All the pent-up emotion from what that LAWFUL NEUTRAL THAT DELUDES ITSELF INTO BELIEVING IT'S LAWFUL GOOD force did right before deciding to kick the bucket.
Rage. RAGE."
The Nanomachines Suit uses Rage!
OK, this is not OP in the slightest. Seriously.
The attack power of the Nanomachines Suit/Star inside the Nanomachines Suit is now cut in half! This changes every time the Nanomachines Suit takes damage, in that 0.2 is added to the attack stat. So, after one hit, 0.7, two hits, 0.9, and so on.
Note that this does not apply to the drone.
Could you actually tell me what the gorilla you just did about making deals with demons‽ Simple. Sold my soul to the Daemon to fuel a knowledge god. Now we have more stuff to work with. . . .
. . .
I thought you knew the entire reason I'm in this cubic dimension! Don't worry, this one's safe. That's what I thought.
Shenelsky enters 777 Kill Chop Deluxe. Right now, he'll just make sure 7-Light^2 is bodyguarding us.
[AZ] 777 Kill Chop Deluxe: 275,000 HP. (+6,000 HP per turn). 5 EMP AC. (PWR bonus). 25% Evasion. (SPD bonus). 25% Evasion Ignorance. (DEX bonus). 10,000 Melee Damage Bonus. (STR bonus). Airborn. Plasma Bow [IIIIIIII] (Bonus 10% Evasion Ignorance for Plasma Bow). Camouflage: II
DRONES:
[AZ] 7-Grand Dad: 35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Light Shield, System Shocker III, Heavy Shield.
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Fortress - Carrier (0)
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Hunter (60)
Features: Flight (Free from Body Type) (0)
UI: Manual (0)
Hacking Tools: None (0)
Weapons: Plasma Bow (Free from Body Type.) (0)
Drones (include the upgraded drones): Heavy with Defender and Heavy Shield, Heavy with Destroyer and El Blanco and War Lance, Heavy with Destroyer and Starlight Breaker and War Lance, Heavy with Destroyer and System Shocker and Heavy Shield, Heavy with Metro Special, Heavy with Artillery Cannon, Heavy with Freon Blaster, Heavy with Tesla Rifle (120, 2x drones from carrier)
Suit Upgrades: Camouflage, Backup Generator, Sub-Armor Pistons, Solar Panels (20) (First two free from body type)
Final stat totals:
DEX: 5 (+4 from Body Type)
PWR: 5 (+1 from Suit Upgrade)
SPD: 5 (+3 from Descendant Bonus)
DUR: 5
REC: 2 (+1 from Suit Upgrade)
STR: 5 (+1 from Suit Upgrade)
Total used Resources: 200
The Army: 7/20
The Puppet Commander: 7/25
Your Pal: 14/50
+3 to The Scribe
Crossbow || (Dynamite || Vaculite) = Biogenesis (Level 8: 4/5) Why don't we make a crossbow that shoots Vaculite grenades? What could go wrong.
Tubas || Ultracondensed Bedrock^2 Wall = Five-Floor Goodbye (Level ?: 1/?) Think of these tubas as an immovable wall. It sits there and does nothing, but it can't be moved.
Raspberry Pi || Tome of Knowledge Unwritten = Coalescence (Level ?: 1/?) A Coalescence of technology and unwritten knowledge. The pinnacle of the Information Age.
((Railgun || (Massive Blaze Rods && Amaranthine Embers) && (Magma Cream && Magetear Droplet)) && Targeting Device && Interactive Frequency Generator) || (Purple Crystal && Magetear) = The Shining Folly (Level 24: 1/13) (Erelyitem)
The Shining Folly: A device that seeks out those with (or without) the specified life frequency and, on command, lobs a Crystallized Rift at the presumed Heretic, utilizing the Haunt Muskie.
Haunt Muskie: Modified corotite railgun of some description, reinforced by four charred blaze rods. The advanced device is greased with magma cream, and charged with stellar concentrate. When loaded with Charred Rods acquired from the crystallization of knowledge swirls upon a special form of blaze rod, the Haunt Muskie fires out cosmically-charged unstable pikes formed from fused charred rods coated in the violaceous embers of the abyss. Upon spearing an enemy, the pike will detonate itself, blasting forth a wave of amethystine fire and charred shrapnel, neither of which make distinction between friend or foe. (Haunt Muskie made by Battlefury the Canine)
Crystallized Rift: The embodiment of unadulterated cosmic oblivion. Nothing survives in its wake, save for highly refined amounts of Resin Residuum lining in storage containers. When exposed to anything other than this, the compound will immediately begin to annihilate the fabric of reality present around or within it, from physical matter to souls, until it is contained once more. (Description by Erelye, Muraqib)
Hypefernal Thrusters
Ultracondensed Bedrock^2 Wall
Infinity Sided Dice (UNUSABLE)
Demonic Matrix
Lucky Tea
Demon Blood Shard
Raspberry Pi
Empty Taglocks
Richard Taglock
Popcorn
Bane of Lapis
Ender Matrix
Journal #-1
Black Hole in a Jar
Tome of Knowledge Unwritten
18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
Liquid Avaritine
Amaranthine Embers
Ultra Sledgehammer || (Lightning Hammer && Amethyst Flame) && Fish Guitar && Laser Crystal shards && (The Black Sword && Concentrated Avaritine) && (Ultra Shovel && Magetear) = 9/9 Xolotl [16]
Xolotl: An ornate warhammer composed of a shining vesperium. Matrices and lattices have been inscribed into the head of the hammer with a combination of avaritine and magetear, the latter of which providing an additional method of combat, if mere swings fail to suffice. The weapon itself is a small furnace burning with amethyst flames, and outputting inordinately vast amounts of radiation as a result. A single swing of the hammer can shatter masses of atomic bonds around you, and release the energy in the form of blasts of unearthly lightning, rending flesh from bone.
Name and description made by Erelye.
Hellion: A compact splinter gun constructed with a pale steel and hazel wood. When loaded with fully-operational turquoise crystal prisons, Hellion will fire shards of a contained foulness at your target. In the event that a shard touches another living entity, it will inflict upon it a sickness, of sorts, spreading it across the field of battle with every successful strike from either victim or wielder. Of course, a sizable enough minority of Crystal Plagues contain categorically threatening content which, if loaded into Hellion, will force the hand of the Interdimensional Police Department. They will ambush you before you pull the trigger, and occupy your time for a good few days.
Stasis Awakening: An eyepatch, of sorts, adorned with seven lenses made of glass fused with the purest magetear. This set of lenses permits for user to see beyond the facades and lies of the plane of men. From the lowest scum to the grandest synchophant, their lies and half-truths mean nothing. No finely-made facade or falsitude will fool the bearer of its arcane knowledge. From their husk comes the truth, like a phoenix from the ashes, and with it, the purest enlightenment.
A mountain of incorrectly done college essays fall on The Paladin. This, of course does nothing, at first. Yet, the sheer mass and incorrectness of the research within the essays cause the mountain to glow. Further inspection reveals the essays are perfectly normal. Yet, loud footsteps are heard in the distance, as the mountain begins to float, shifting into a mass of paper, easily ripping under glancing blows administered by the insanity of the battlefield, papers burning in flames, melting, twisting, corrupting.
Right in the center of the battlefield, a massive shadow continues to expand. The mass of college essays, though broken apart, scatters over the battlefield, flaming, burning, twisting, ripping, disintegrating. Massive gold coins fall from the sky, leaving great dents in the fractured ground of the battlefield. They, too, are easily destroyed by the sheer madness of the battlefield.
Yet, the shadow grows. Above the shadow, a short, yet immensely sized man in yellow and purple, obscured by burning paper and molten coin, begins his descent. A wind blows though, scattering the essays across the entirity of the battlefield. They glow ever brighter, and not even the ashes are silent. No, slient cries emit from the paper and coin, whipped into a frenzy by the saurite present. The cries echo, loud enough to be heard and unsettle, yet slient enough to not be understood.
The papers begin to settle down, and the coins stop falling. Yet, the melting, the burning, it all stops. The wind has faded, or would have if not for the nature of the battlefield. The papers glow brighter than ever, the shadows obscuring the strange man dark, darker, yet darker. Long and thin, like a unusually thing blade. The paper and coin alike levitate, and all vanish in a flash of purple on yellow, pure greed essence being left behind in the place of both, before fading. The voices grow in volume, echoing endlessly.
Wait, whats that? wario is ten feet tall Hmm? Sounds vaguely like a certain game theorist. Wario is ten feet tall Can you please repeat that again?
WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL
Seconds later, the giant i previously described lands. Imbued with the powers of Game Theory('s incorrect research), incorrect research, pure greed essence, and WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL, WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL (who is actually 1000 feet tall and 100 feet wide) lands on the previously described center of the battlefield, a large THUD echoing. He gazes towards the Paladin, which had previously absorbed a lot of incorrect research. WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL promptly somehow grabs the echoing sound of "WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL" and blasts the Paladin with it. The paladin is promptly slapped by a blast of pure sound, fueled by WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL and incorrect research.
This, of course, is but the beginning of WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL's fearsome attack pattern. He quickly follows up by summoning tons of massive coins, all of which smash into The Paladin, before exploding into pure Oblivion Energy, exploding vast chunks of the fearsome mecha. He then reveals a giant hammer, made of grandiose glimmering golden greed. He raises it to the heavens, and lightning bolts, made of pure Concentrated Avartine [6?], slam into the Mecha, releasing vaporized greed essence in the form of pure energy, converting The Paladin to pure gold.
WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL then pulls out a gold-coin mint, and a massive furnace. He easily crams the golden-ified Paladin into the furnace. Within, pure amethyst flame melts The Paladin into naught but a golden puddle. WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL then proceeds to cram the resulting puddle into the mint. Crunching and clacking is heard as massive amounts of golden coins are minted, forming a neat pile of treasure. And by neat pile, we mean WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL is literally swimming in it.
WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL then decides to beat up the paladin, which has somehow stopped being a pile of coins, even more on the grounds that he is ten feet tall. WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL proceeds to summon the previously-minted coins, and tosses half of them into the economy of the server.
The resulting inflation proceeds to break the economy ten times over, each time the figurative economic shockwaves slamming into and devaluing the Paladin. The Paladin promptly proceeds to cut corners, such as it's HP values, in order to survive the economic disaster. However, it is not enough and a massive amount of "FORECLOSURE" signs suddenly land on the Paladin. WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL laughs, and simply ignites the entire pile of signs, watching as a bonfire consumes both the signs and The Paladin.
The paladin rises once more from the fire, scorched by the fire, weakened by the cut corners, and foreclosed upon by the bank. Yet, it rises. WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL, discontent, simply roars. Three tornados, made of the gold from the piles he mentioned, teleport unto the Paladin, and quickly launch it up into the skies. Propeling himself into the sky, WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL proceeds to smash the paladin out of the air. The Paladin, left to wall, is left defenseless against WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL's mighty drive, fist-first, aimed at the helpless Paladin.
The paladin lands. It gets up rather quickly, searching for it's fo-
CRUNCH. WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL easily flattens the defenseless paladin into the ground. He then stomps on the wreckage of the once-proud mech, emits a long, wicked laugh, and then flies off into the distance.
But before he does, he utters five special words, as a memorial of his fallen foe.
Shall i share them with you? WARIO IS TEN FEET TALL
Entity Commands:
Throne 2: Unless ordered otherwise by twin, use Sidewinder, targeting PEACE Walker, The Terror Witch, Consumer of All, Zerisek, and the Terror Spider
My mech: Plasma Rifle and Autocannon on PEACE walker.
Throne 2 Mech: Plasma Rifle on PEACE Walker.
Throne 2's drones:
Why You Should Invest in EMP AC: Autocannon on PEACE Walker!
Ice is Good For the Soul: Freon Blaster on PEACE Walker!
The Lancer: War Lance on PEACE Walker!
The Artillery: Autocannon on PEACE Walker!
Generic Light Drone 1: EMP grenade
Generic Light Drone 2: Machine gun on PEACE Walker!
Generic Light Drone 3:
Bear Attack: Machine gun on PEACE walker.
Genesis Dog: Dogsong Zerisek, and use Rapid Redoggening!
The Genesis Dog.
[N-DOG]
N Genesis Dog 45/45 0 Armor. 1 regen. Double action. Giving a 1+ grants a Stock, Machine Part or Bullet (functions same as bomb, requires a 2+ to be granted or for a gun alchemy with high level than 5, in which case, 1+ needed)
Shopkeeper dog with great buffs that gains power over time.
Obviously under my command.
Dog Power: 0/100. Used to summon entity's. Gain 1 per 10000 damage dealt. 1 dog power = 1,500 HP and 100 attack. Gain 4 per round.
Passives:
Marked Of Dog. Inflicts 1 stack of mark of dog per 20000 damage. 5 stacks turns the target into a dog on death, 10 deals massive damage. Does not decay while the lord of Dog is alive.
Extreme Annoyance: Inflicts weak annoying status effects, but chance to do so is much higher.
Shopkeeper. Can be 1+'ed, allowing the dog to take an action using Machine Parts, Stock, or Bullets/bombs to the 1'ers benefit.
Special:
Rapid Redoggening: Heal self, and add two regen. Adds one armor for that turn only. Healing power increased due to inability to target others. |||
Dogsong. Give attack up and defense up. Lasts two rounds after use. (minicrits, 2 armor) ||||
Doggening: Provides strong stat increases. (1+ armor, or 5+ hp and 10 healing, or crit chance increase choice) |||||
Second Dog: Give 4 entitys double action, and heal 10% HP, as well as clear debuffs. |||||||
Drain Of Dog: Gives two entitys two stacks of Drain of Dog (Entity deals reduced damage, 2+ added to Dog Power per turn, 2500 healing. Note that is all per stack.) |||||
Oh No, The Dogmanity: Stun 5 targets, gain 20 dog power, and 20 healing. Healing goes into overheal at a 2-1 rate. ||||||||||
Attacks:
Charge Up: 1+ targets charge.
Defense Up: 20% damage reduction for three attacks, or 2 armor for two attacks.
Attack up. Next attack for target minicrits.
Healing. Heal target.
Doghead: Deal light. damage to a target. Undodgeable.
Dogbeam: Wand. Fires a beam that does light damage to three targets. Also deals light damage.
Doggun: Fires a bullet that deals a massive amount of damage. Requires reload to be used prior to the attack.
Things Requiring Stock/Machine Parts
It has three actions for this only. It will only use one on it's own, and the other two actions are reserved for shopers.
Charge Pool: The Dog will use one 1+ from each plus, and use it to charge an ability. The rest will be given to random players, or converted into extra dog-only Stock
Stock: Starts with 1. Start
Machine part: Starts with 1.
Bullets/bombs: Starts with 0.
All immunitys are temp. or can be surpassed with a strong enough debuff.
Fast Clock. Immunity to slowing or time-based. effects granted to target. Requires a "stock"
Annis Valencia, better known as ConsumerOfAll of the Alpha timeline and newborn Alpha Godmodder, awakens. She, no, my head hurts. Ow, ow, ow. I can feel some sort of cresendo of pain that does not let up at all, but it's going down. I look forward, and notice that I am not actually awake, and in some sort of house. My house in fact, which I won't go into detail about, but I have warped it quite a bit since becoming a godmodder and Descendant. What I will describe that is that my house is comprised of a black, purplish pink and red colour palette, colours that I've been seeing again, and again, repeating, as some sort of demented rainbow.
"Would you really call our own colour palette some sort of demented rainbow? Oh, hello split, how do you do?" gorilla.
I turn around, and notice myself, glowing red around her. Well, there's my malevolent split, still on Uzi's side?
"I'd rather call you my benevolent split, though I wouldn't want to profess to your existence, but anyway, no. I'd like to call myself close to the original, and I know for the fact that even the original would have ditched Uzi, and ignored the promise that she made when we were 'young' to this war."
"Good to- why are we pretending to be friendly with each other. I know what you did to Tattle, loosely, anyway. I don't even know how you were active, whatever, she's our friend, why?"
"Let's be honest, our real life friends are absolutely inconsequential in this world of godmodding and plot. We have massive power, now permanent, and it's hard, no, impossible, to care about anything else that isn't a part of this. What kind of terrible Descendant cares about what they destroy, anyway? You?"
"Me," I say. Dear god my split is scary.
"I know I am. Anyway, if you don't care about what you destroy, why not have fun, so, so much fun, such as locking Tattle out of human communication, and forcing her to play a simple video game, not even modified! I mean, that isn't particularly fun, but her freaking out is completely disproportionate to what I've done to her, though I'd bet you'd disagree, Ms. 'Pretends to Care About Her Friends'. Heh, you can't even respond!"
I materialise a knife in my hand, and wave it about. My split sees this, and I take it out of my split's (my?) hand, before dematerialising it. I consider recreating it, but decide not to.
"Are you going to fight back, respond, if anything?"
"I don't feel like it."
"Well, predomination is going to be easy. I'll length our Shatter though, when it eventually comes, too, if you won't fight back."
I stare blankly at my split, before shooting her, no questions asked. Rude-hah.
"So, Ms. Sadist, what are our new names as splits?"
"I'm Anne and you're Val! I am excellent at naming."
My stare does not get any less blank. I consider what to do now, as just, my split, Anne, hums, materialising a corpse, and stabbing it. Well, Anne, I think that's it. What do we do now? Awaken, Val, of course-what.
"What, sociopath?"
"Your lack of personality? No, what the gorilla is happening? Hang on a sec, let me wake us up."
I consider that Anne is already right before-
what. what. did I miss two turns due to lag shenanigans? have we actually been out cold. If I saw this live, I would probably be crying in fear. So, let's see, uh, there's a bunch of mechs, there's a Simurgh mech next to me, the Biotinker and other Worm Consumers are probably going to kill me, and it's mine. Somebody apparently implanted something into my brain, there's a Gatekeeper that's a mech, there's a PZ Mech, there's another Gatekeeper, wait WHAT. You said it yourself, has no personality.Oh okay.
I read back through the previous two turn's logs and facepalm. Welp. Time to eat some First Guardian Stomach with Thyme. Time to act, wait, that's Build, and that's our GM, no, no, I won't think about this stupidity now. Anne, take control of the Endbringer, please?Fine. Give entity orders, please?I'm not your thrall, but okay.Don't I get a thank you -No. ConsumerOfAll: Uzi, that's the worst attempt at body horror I've ever seen, ever. I feel no regret in joining the GS, apart from their lack of will to kill Richard. Actually I s-no regrets, none, none at all. Tito gorilla gorillaman, Tuba Boy, Chicken, gorillaing Richard did a better job than you on that front. Well done. Also, I know you aren't trivialised by the things you brought up, you're trivialised by the time loops. ConsumerOfAll: The one thing I can hand to you is the whole 'making you act in a certain way' bit. ConsumerOfAll: vale, amice vetus.
I was rudely interrupted by the pods last time, but-
I use Sniper Rifle Railgun on the Terror Husk.
Entity orders go here.
ConsumerOfAll: I think Battlefield me just pubilised my name, but really, you may be able to annihilate me after I received Magnolia, and it would still make me despair. ConsumerOfAll: Anyway, whatever level of metaphysical dominion access to one's True Name allows for a person so that deal still stands for Magnolia? ConsumerOfAll: Yes, I applied some minor retconning to that deal so that it's meaning still applies and that those in the Battlefield don't get to metaphysically harm me using true names, unlike you, yes, I am a terrible deal maker, yes, I may be preparing failsafes, yes, I accept.
The Wedding Ring [Project Take Over the World (Next Turn)] [3/5] =
Temporal Merging [8/40] ========
Adminstrix [28/50] =========
Saurite && ESP Railgun == The Unworthy (Level 20: 7/11)
Scythe && Grief Seed && Condensed Hatred && Shattered Soul Gems && Codex Mark Astarta == Witchsoul Inflictor (Level 17: 4/9)
Conglomerate's Stick Shards && ESP Railgun && The Stranger's Sword && Five_OVER Railgun == O-V-E-R-F-U-R-I (Level 17: 4/9)
+2 to Battlefury, +1 to Supercool (Next up, Cyan).
1/1!!!!!!! FOCUSED.
>Sukard: Get in the mech.
LANDFALL MK0 is online.
>Roxxanne, Build and Tazz: Enter.
Congratulations, Zesierk. You caused two Mary Sues and our First Guardian to come here to kill us all.
*clap8
*clap8
*clap8
Somehow, the Amethyst Flame blasted knowledge into Sukard's brain, telling him that Roxxanne was a Mary Sue. And so was the rest of the Thyme crew.
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Sukard notices that he is in a mech that is currently flying. He presses the red button that says "STOP FLYING." And so it does. Into Roxxanne. But a portal takes Sukard and his mech into the Time Void from Sonichu. The sheer cansur charges the suit up somehow, and the mech distorts, until...
...it crashes through space-time, destabilizing Roxxanne and exposing her to cansur! LANDFALL's Gator Tooth revs up, gaining an orange glow, and then a green one. It suddenly shoots a crocodile. Due to this confusion, a million people start arguing about the difference between crocodiles and alligators. The Gator Tooth glows white, gaining power from the condensed salt. Also it is now made of tiny Ircucvcis.
LANDFALL drives the Gator Tooth through Roxxanne. The chainsaw explodes from salt and cansur, a combination which summons the great hacker named 4chan. 4chan decides to hack Roxxanne by grabbing a thousand million billion trillion quadrillion quintillion sextillion septillion octillion nonillion decillion axes, condensing them into one ultra-axe, and slicing Roxxanne with it. 4chan then explodes in her face.
The Ultra-Axe returns to LANDFALL. An aura of charged attack surrounds it, although no charges are being used.
[BATTLE TECHNIQUE LEVEL 420: 1337 GIT GUD DELUXE: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE JOAJE: THE CANCER, TRUE END OF MAN: THE TUMOR OF WORLDS, RAGNAROK: THE ALL-IN: THE ATTACK]
The Ultra-Axe flashes. It seems to have fused with every single alchemy in Sukard's inventory. First, the metal that makes up the whole thing is Awesomium, from Ircucvci. The Dark and Light shards in the middle of the axe blade seem to be from Aequo Animo and Diversity. The Terra Shatterer provided a green tinge, and the ability to shoot spinning after-images of itself. The Grue-moire provided extra DARK damage, which the Ultra-Axe now had. The Face Exploder^3 and the Acras Tuner placed a rocket on the axe, making it able to cut through anything like a knife through hot butter. The rest of the Erelyitems gave it pure cosmic power, and the knowledge of everyone's weakspots. Finally, the Slightly Ornate Sword supplied an ornate design.
"You have ruined enough canon, Sue scum. Inhale my axe, enragement child."
LANDFALL's Ultra-Axe flashes a bright grey light.
Overhand. Roxxanne gets launched up into the air, and gets sliced by a googol Terra beams.
Underhand. LANDFALL aims the rocket side of the Ultra-Axe at Roxxanne, and fires. A beam of cosmic destruction is sent into her.
DEATH STRIKE. It's all just a joaje. Time breaks, and many more copies of the Ultra-Axe drop into the Battlefield. Sukard telepathically controls them, and starts flying. LANDFALL's HP gets drained by 1/16th. The Stinger Howitzer activates.
TURN(). The Stinger Howitzer loads in all the Ultra-Axes, and aims them at Roxxanne. Shadow-images of Moss Hornets appear, launching a barrage of stingers.
BULLET HELL. The Ultra-Axes and the stingers impact Roxxanne, and whoever else gets hit by the splash.
LANDFALL stabilizes. Sukard glitches a little.
"Wait, what?"
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In a shellnut: Flight off, Supersonic Shockwave, Gator Tooth, Flight on, HP Extra-Action, Stinger Howitzer. Target for all attacks is Roxxanne.
--Boosts--
+1 Piono
+1 Crystal
+1 Consumer
--Inventory--
Ircucvci (Level 10)
Aequo Animo (Level 10)
Diversity (Level 10)
Terra Shatterer (Level 11)
Grue-moire (Level 8)
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
Concentrated Avaritine (Level 9)
Amethyst Flame (Level 10)
Magetear Droplet (Level 15)
Acras Tuner (Level 20)
Slightly Ornate Sword (Level 7)
--Charges--
+2 from Tazz.
(/): 14/25
Mercenary: 38/50 (+1 EXOS)
Split Clouds: 13/25
--Alchemies--
Pearlwood Staff && (Faceless Bloodline && Druid Bloodline) = Infinite Power (6/8) (Level 13)
A staff containg infinite mana that regenerates infinitely. Still doesn't have spells that it can access. However, this can be fixed by running it through the Alchemiter a few times. (this is what one of the refrances is.) Original name: Infinity Staff.
ALL THE REGRETS && ALL OF THEM && MORE REGRETS THAN VRISKA AND IRE COMBINED && K E K || Sword = sord... (3/6) (Level 0)
ALCHEMY SLOT LOCKED. THANK YOU FOR BUYING PARASOCKS.
Family Heirloom Necklace && Essence of Problem Sleuth Weapon Transformations || Fear No Anvil && Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer && Thor's Hammer (Ranged) && Thor's Hammer (Melee) && Thor's Hammer (Magic) && Telescopic Sassacrusher && Wrinklegorillaer = Dormant Hammer (5/11) (Level 20)
An empowering necklace with a blue gem that can transform into a powerful hammer, and vice versa. Doesn't seem to be at full power. Yes, the color is necessary. Refrance to the Thorium Mod.
I fire an incindiary rail shot at peace walker.
Cause I can't think of anything else
Charges
5/50 helldiver squad
8/50 F.O.B. (+1 EXOS)
5/5 takin over the world (+3 piono)
+3 to supercool
R&D (alchemies)
2/3=eDen Spark
2/3=no mans sky (not the game)
1/howshouldiknow=brain uploader && lord kitchener's intact brain = Lord Kitchener the AI. It is exactly what it says on the tin. It can also be equipped to entities, providing improved dodge, attack accuracy and some damage reduction. His amazing mustache and charisma also provides a defence against mind control. Details on non-mind-control-things are for the GM to decide.(hope I'm not over working you)
Plan B 23/50 (+1 Revenant, +2 Tazz)
5/5 Take Over the World (+3 Helldiver +1 EXOS)
Plan F 1/50
+3 Crystal
RP: Super climbs inside Shadowtrap
Action:
Shadowtrap's faceplate momentarily opens up as Super launches an energy beam from his mouth at Peacewalker (If i'm unable to do this the same turn I use a mech please ignore this part) Entities:
Shadowtrap slashes peace walker with its plasma blade and all four of the drones fire upon peace walker. Shadowtrap then uses its double action from the spare energy cell to fire its plasma bow at peace walker (If double action/spare energy cell doesn't work this way or is a one time use disregard the previous sentence) OOC: What I'm pretty sure the battle theme is:
Alchemies
Notch Apple && Fruit of the Tree of Might = Golden Fruit of the Tree of Might 1/??
Air Necklace && Liquid Perseverance && Regeneration Bead && Greater Potion of Regeneration = Second Wind (Level 14 - 8/8) DONE.
This necklace is filled with green, semi-transparent beads, which seem to be in turn filled with a mixture of various liquids. While worn, the wearer is given a small amount of power over the realms of air and wind, and more significantly, the ability to repair almost any injury that befalls the user. Grants HP Regen while worn, and grants an additional point of regen if the user is below a certain hp threshold.
Electric Guitar || (Sniper Rifle && Auto Shotgun) || Metronome = The Auto-Metro (Level 9 - 4/5)
I can give the description for this alchemy, when it's ready.
~Action~
Focussed is an adjective, but also a noun. Either one describes this post.
Eris places Second Wind around her neck. On the mechanical side of things, she uses Gator Tooth on Tazz's mech.
Now for the actual creative part of the attack.
Probably (not).
Mah mech:
[GS] 'How 'bout I do anyway?'. 225,000/225,000hp. 15,000 HP Regen (REC Bonus). 5 EMP AC (PWR Bonus). 25% Dodge Chance (SPD Bonus). 25% Dodge Ignorance (DEX Bonus). +10,000 Melee Bonus Damage (STR Bonus). Grounded. Gator Tooth, System Shocker: III
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Medium, Relentless
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Avian (20 Resources)
Features: EMP Shield (10 Resources)
UI: Brainwave Harness (10 Resources)
Hacking Tools: Defense Matrix and Spider. (30 Resources)
Weapons: Plasma Rifle, Plasma Blade (think about it people, it's not just a laser sword, it's a laser sword that looks like a sword and can be a laser ax, peeps!) (40 Resources)
Drones (include the upgraded drones): 1 Medium Predator, 1 Small Airstorm, 2 Small (40 Resources)
Suit Upgrades: Cyber Brain, Armor Plating, Marksman, Spare Energy Cell (60 Resources)
(Axe && Sword && Spear && Halberd && Dagger && Scythe && Sickle && Rifle && LMG && Pistol) || A Very Long Stick = C.K.I.X.W.S.R (Cheap King Ikea X Wooden Staff Ripoff) 3/6
((Light Rune && Dark Rune && Fire Rune && Water Rune && Earth Rune && Lightning Rune && Wind Rune) && Magic Circle && 2-slot Slot Machine) || Hand Cannon = Arcane Improbability 2/8
Description: Shines with a color that rapidly changes. It is a pinnacle of arcane science, being able to let the world decide what you will cast instead of having to cast it yourself. In a convenient hand cannon form for the sake of not having to learn magic.
NEW ALCHEMIES
Nada
Supports
+2 Piono, +1 Star
Charges
Knight Time 40/50
It's Just a Game 21/50
His Mecha 41/50
Redstone makes a :| face as his mech does not appear.
Well that was anticlimactic.
Now this should work.
*ahem*
TITANFALL.
A large mech that is nearly identical to him falls from the sky. The cockpit is open. He hops into the mecha.
Time God Mechanical Incarnate is now a mech (hopefully).
Redstone turns over to the PEACE Walker.
Y0 DAWG. 1 HEARD Y0U L1KE LASERS. S0 YOU CAN GET S0ME LASERS.
The PEACE Walker then takes a GSBC (Green Sun Beam Cannon) blast to the face.
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machines around... I might even got my Mech ordered for now... Also I am part 
