Um! Ok then. i basically have no idea what's going on, but I may as well join the AZ side.
As a sauceror.
I mean, Yuuki is an anime girl on Thyme, right? Thyme goes into Spaghetti sauce. saucerors know how to ror sauces and reagents of all kinds, including pasta sauce. They are also innately magical, so clearly they have some deeper understanding of Thyme than others.
Due to this flawless logic I demonstrate more constructive, less contagious uses for Thyme.
May as well focus this post since I'm too busy boggling vacantly at these shennanigains to figure out how to spend a second post.
UPDATE COMPLETE. This is officially the dumbest update in DTG0's history, if not of all time. You have your actual Gatekeeper Boss, Yuuki-Chan, as well as the aid of a Trope Goddess and some additional help. A reminder: Killing Yuuki means nothing. Restore her to Sanity to end this fight. Also her minions if you really want them, but know that the only cure for Anime Girl Plague is death. Be warned, Flumpty and Yuuki will bring their full might to bear this next turn, and I suspect Flumpty will enjoy spreading out mass damage so the Plague-inflicted entities are easily killed by Yuuki later-and thus, easily turned. A reminder: Death is the only cure for Plague.
I'd also watch out for whatever's going on with the Terror Husk's body. It can't be good. FULL+STOP is a charge delivered with the same level of power as "Ten Circles," as the attack was called, and Ten Circles naturally does twice of what FULL+STOP did... So FULL+STOP is clearly not done doing its dubious magics.
...Oh, and I should warn you. There is not going to be an update on Tuesday. I can't tell you when it'll be next, but at latest it'll probably start next monday as I will not have access to a functioning computer until then, for sure. Maybe earlier. It's hard to say for sure.
I continue to sacrifice my turn for the safety of the GS, and point my McGenericscan Genericscanscope at Redman's Ridiculous Electronic Warfare, analysing Redman's Camera Glitch. Now, Val, let me do the honours.What honours?You know, the honours that we're doing, participating in the Goatstopper chargespam ring!
What.The Goatstopper chargespam ring, what do you think I'm talking about?What have we been signed up into without my permission.A bunch of spam newsletters, of course! I jest, I jest. : D
I take control of my avatar and draw a summoning circle in the air. The Lovers get summoned. I can't do describing as of the moment.
Marriage [Project Take Over the World][5/5] (x7) [35/35] COMPLETED. Slaughterhouse [13/30] ====== (+2 from Cyanogynist, +1 from Toast)
Shaulalesat [38/50] ========== (+3 from Alphazoid, +3 from Battlefury)
Saurite && ESP Railgun == The Unworthy (Level 20: 9/11)
Scythe && Grief Seed && Condensed Hatred && Shattered Soul Gems && Codex Mark Astarta == Witchsoul Inflictor (Level 17: 6/9)
Conglomerate's Stick Shards && ESP Railgun && The Stranger's Sword && Five_OVER Railgun == O-V-E-R-F-U-R-I (Level 17: 6/9)
+3 to Battlefury, (next up, Cyan, Toast) [GS] The Lovers: 70,000/70,000 HP, Can not attack. Linked to: N/A. Wedlock: III Lover's Enervation: IIIII
Non-Combat: The Lovers do not attack.
Linking: Once per turn, the Lovers link to another entity. When the Lovers link to another entity, the linked entity begins to lose HP. After two turns of linking, the Lovers, and therefore myself assume control of the linked entity until the Lovers die or the entity dies. If that entity dies whilst linked, the Lovers will gain a GM-decided amount of HP from the linked entity, and a special or passive that the GM decides.
Wedlock: The linked entity is separated from the Lovers, but becomes GS as long as the Lovers live.
Lover's Enervation: The Linked entity becomes a thrall, becoming massively nerfed but permanently GS, unable to be mind controlled.
In the near future, but not now:
+3 from Battlefury, +1 from Cyan, +1 from Supercool.
As far as I know, that's only nine circles in the Advanced Superiors insignia. Nine Circles. NightKilla/Rukkus is Illuminati confirmed.
2/2
>Sukard: Using the Amethyst Flame, try to get into Yuuki-chan's mindscape, and make her sane.
The Amethyst Flame falls to the ground, creating a purple crystal cluster, which then creates a portal. Four flaming symbols float above it. The Alpha Godmodder symbol, the Red Glasses, the :3 face, and a syringe.
Let's do this. In three, two, one. You enter the portal.
You're here, accompanied with a small cute wisp covered in Amethyst Flame. You try to find any trace of either Build, Tazz, or Roxxanne. Oh, and maybe punch Shadow Roxxanne in the face while you're at it.
This wasn't a very good idea.
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Clone Sukard pops in the Erelye pocketverse, and throws the Grue-moire to Erelye. "One copy of CELPH-X-IXIS, please."
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Meanwhile, LANDFALL applies a Supersonic Shockwave directly to PEACE Walker's face. Directly to PEACE Walker's face. Directly to PEACE Walker's face. Directly to PEACE Walker's face. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. The Curse of Repetitiveness(TM) forces LANDFALL to rev up its Gator Tooth. It throws the chainsaw into the ground, and jumps on top of it.
After a few acrobatics, LANDFALL grabs the Gator Tooth mid-air, does an acrobatic ing pirrouette, and 360flipscopes PEACE Walker in half. You know that the situation is bad when the Red faces take the censor gorilla's jobs.
Sukard grabs a phone, and talks into it. "Haruhi, I've got a good one. How about Chainsaw Good?"
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In a nutshack: Sukard goes into Yuuki-chan's mindscape. He will probably die, or worse.
LANDFALL Supersonic Shockwaves and Gator Tooths the out of PEACE Walker.
--Boosts--
+1 Piono
+1 Crystal
+1 Consumer
--Inventory--
Ircucvci (Level 10)
Aequo Animo (Level 10)
Diversity (Level 10)
Terra Shatterer (Level 11)
Grue-moire (Level 8) (?)
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
Concentrated Avaritine (Level 9)
Amethyst Flame (Level 10)
Magetear Droplet (Level 15)
Acras Tuner (Level 20)
Slightly Ornate Sword (Level 7)
Infinite Power (Level 13)
--Charges--
(/): 16/25
Prototype Reality Breaker Armor (Modular): 38/50
Mercenary: 15/50
--Alchemies--
Pearlwood Staff && (Faceless Bloodline && Druid Bloodline) = Infinite Power (8/8) (Level 13) (Done!)
A staff containg infinite mana that regenerates infinitely. Still doesn't have spells that it can access. However, this can be fixed by running it through the Alchemiter a few times. (this is what one of the refrances is.) Original name: Infinity Staff.
Katana (the Zodiacal Curse) && Flames of the Year of Agony = ??? (1/?)
Key creation in progress...
ALL THE REGRETS && ALL OF THEM && MORE REGRETS THAN VRISKA AND IRE COMBINED && K E K || Sword = sord... (5/6) (Level 0)
ALCHEMY SLOT LOCKED. THANK YOU FOR BUYING PARASOCKS.
Family Heirloom Necklace && Essence of Problem Sleuth Weapon Transformations || Fear No Anvil && Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer && Thor's Hammer (Ranged) && Thor's Hammer (Melee) && Thor's Hammer (Magic) && Telescopic Sassacrusher && Wrinklegorillaer = Dormant Hammer (7/11) (Level 20)
An empowering necklace with a blue gem that can transform into a powerful hammer, and vice versa. Doesn't seem to be at full power. Yes, the color is necessary. Refrance to the Thorium Mod.
I command my Shock Trooper to prioritize denying the influences of Yuuki-chan over attacking and to fire on her with its Volt Pistol. The Blitzkrieg and its drones resume their previous targets, while my drones open fire on the Peace Walker.
I dunno, the Godmodder Slayer side sounds pretty appealing at this point.
@Tazz
Was my Mech (along with the Shock Trooper's) destroyed or did it just not appear?
You're definitely right about this update.
Hey, Big L, ready for Round 2?
I use magic to summon a lesser simulacrum of Sans, who waves to Big L! It's a fierce moment, as both are the final bosses of their respected games and among the most difficult ones. However, Big Lincoln's stare causes Sans to give a gaze of horror as he shrivels into Monster Dust. This is because miss and dodge chances are actually calculated in Lisa, so Big Lincoln slays the fragile Sans with a glance! However, Big Lincoln did miss me swiftly approaching behind me and using Behead with my Relic Blade/Plasma Blade (or if my mech is destroyed, my Sky Edge), using his distraction to score a cunning strike for maximum damage!
If you think this is power play, I just charge Big Lincoln with my suit-mounted Relic Blade/Plasma Blade (or if my mech is destroyed, my Sky Edge) and perform a wide, sweeping, horizontal swing at his throat!
PEACE Walker staggers backwards, roaring in anger at the massive damage it suddenly took over the course of like 1 round of attacks. It pauses, adjusting it's stance to prepare itself, then cracking one fist of steel and pile bunkers, then slowly, it turns to UserZero and rumbles something to her. While everyone else on the battlefield bar none would just hear the mech rumbling, UserZero herself would hear something quite different...
"UH MISS USERZERO DO I REALLY HAVE TO KEEP GUARDING THIS EGG MECH THING HE'S NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE AND HALF MY GORILLAING HEALTH BAR IS GONE AND I'D PREFER NOT BEING DEAD OVER BEING DEAD..."
If UserZero allows it to, PEACE Walker then quits guarding flumpty, but given that she's probably just gonna have it stay in place, it probably won't, and instead would just make a disappointed rumbling sound. It knows damn well that it won't last long against the constant barrage... thus, the scraps of intelligence inside it piece together a plan.
It knows it'll likely die. So, when it inevitably does so, better give everything hell... Slowly, it strides across the battlefield, reaching back and somehow unhooking a colossal sword from it's back, which happens to also be made out of pile bunkers. Don't question it. It's still very slow, even as it finally gets near what it wanted to get near. Now it's staring down at the anime girl trio. Yuuki, EXE 0.1.2, and Visco. It stares, and stares, and stares.
And then it reaches out to grab one of them. If one of the duo of EXE 0.1.2 or Visco has died, the living one end up being grabbed. If not, probably Visco. If both dead, Yuuki herself. PEACE Walker then stares, internally verifies that UserZero ordered it to both maintain the threat and kill each and every anime girl it saw... it proceeds to eat whichever anime girl it picked up without leaving even a trace, pause for a second, then the sound of various types of machinery activating can be heard from inside it as whichever anime girl it just ate is utterly shredded into powder. The mech then pauses.
It rumbles something about anime girls tasting awful and proceeds to spit out a fine spray of powder, which is promptly picked up by the wind and carried across the battlefield. Y'all should probably try to not be caught in the cloud. It might still have conversion properties. With the level of exposure PEACE Walker just subjected itself to, it pretty much just guaranteed itself a stack of plague. One does not simply eat a carrier of AGP and not get infected.
Still got a spare action? Well then. It decides to amble back to the PZ area of the battlefield, pauses, and then searches itself internally for something to help heal the sheer damage it received last turn, however slightly. After all, it PROBABLY has something in there that's helpful... Of course if self-healing somehow doesn't take up an action then it also decides to pimpslap whoever dealt the most damage to it in a single go this turn. Like, really hard.
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Meanwhile, elsewhere.
"...Interesting. Let me guess... you're wanting me to go down there and make sure Operative Walker can handle the situation, don't you?" "Yep." "Alright then. Just let me get ready for deployment." "Alright then. T-minus 1 minute or so. Oh, by the way, wasn't sure if I should tell ya this. We haven't got any recall function working at the moment, so, once ya go through, it might be a bit difficult for you to come back. Knowing that you've been though something probably kind of similar before... You sure ya still wanna head on into that warzone?" "...Of course. I can handle myself fine out there. After all I've been through, from earth to now... I'll take it from here." "Well, alright then. Hey, just in case you die out there and don't get to return here again... well... you've done good, kid. Metaphorically and literally." "Thank you."
Elsewhere, on board a ship parked somewhat distant from the warzone and the strifes, someone partly machine and partly human (as much as he denied it) slowly walked to the hangar bay door of the ship, waited for it to open, closed his eyes, and took a leap, knowing that he might not ever be able to go back on his decision.
Action
I replace all of That Man With The Lightblub's Lightblubs with highly energy inefficient ones that take 901^901 years of a nuclear power plant running to power for one second. But before i do that, i smash one of his Light Blubs with Xolotl [16]. I then proceed to throw him in front of a bunch of environmentalists, who, offended by the massive energy consumption of his lightbulbs, throw him into a massive recyling machine.
This somehow ends in his molten remains ending up on PEACE Walker.
((super fire orb)) AND zero point magic generator 4/11
Navitas Nox AND energy condenser 5/8
Arctoae AND energy condenser 4/8
34/50 for Heheheh
33/50 for elemental coalescence (+1 from pricey, 2 from joeBOB, 1 from revan, 2 from cyan, 3 from crusher, 1 from darkside)
1/5 for Project Take Over the World
+2 to revan's joint charge with me, +1 to crusher
And now we shall begin story time...
Our story shall be about the distant future of mankind... or, at least...
One distant future of mankind...
attack in progress...
Or is it?
You see, instead of typing out a big, giant story, I decided to instead leave PEACE Walker hanging for three days and not actually work on the silly thing because I've been busy with more important things.
And it WILL be finished, oh it will be...
But PEACE Walker won't ever get to see it,
Because you see, my friends, a story unrelated to DTG doesn't really grant anyone any sort of bonuses, now does it? Sure it's creative, but it wasn't made for that purpose, and is indeed quite a cheap way to get an attack.
PEACE Walker is so angry at this development that he doesn't notice I'm tacking on even more damage to this by stabbing him with my first plasma blade.
And then I hit him with a double whammy, because I DO have a DTG related story,
One that I made a little while ago, but didn't put in my attack because I figured "Eh", but now... seeing the raw unbridled power of twinbuilder's monstrosity... I give to you the story of The Fire...
And because I'm a salty sonuvagun he takes damage not as if he were there (because that's too lazy! You write a story for some other purpose and then tack it onto your attack and say "Finished"? Bah! Kids these days...)
Instead the campfire drops on him.
Now, funny thing, in order to keep a campfire going for an indefinite amount of time out in the Void, it's gotta be made of pretty long-lasting stuff. That means lots of chemical energy.
That also means that if I detonate it, it detonates HARD
Very hard.
The entire thing explodes with such massive force that the story itself rips open, and the figures within it pour out into the Battlefield to launch their a-ttaack...
Um... three of the figures and a cardboard cut out of the Beggar pour out into the Battlefield.
The shadowy figure looks around, curses a couple of times, and immediately cuts a hole in the air and leaves again.
Well, um...
Uh, at least I still have two of them, right?
No, wait, I have none of them.
Nobody decided to stick around.
Well that sucks.
...
I take the story itself, stitch it back together, and then drop the resulting wall of text on the Battlefield, creating a massive bomb of letters that smashes everything with my pure verbosity and long-windedness, combined with a bit of salt that twin's the only who's thought to use supplementary material in this manner.
And yes, this another melee attack fueled by the pure hilarity that is "Mech Weaponry"
All extra damage applies directly to Grunkfuss's Mech
((Shoot, I guess making all this bonus material being capable of being used in attacks HAS always been a thing. I'm definitely going to take advantage of that whenever I do additional stuff from now on.))
Entity actions:
Since I forgot to give my drone orders, go screw with Uzi's drones again little dude. Thanks.
=???=
Meanwhile, in a still observing from a house not-too-far from the field...
ut: What the gorilla? ga: Language, Xavier! ut: Ah, sorry.
ut: It's just that I have absolutely no idea what's going on anymore. ga: Well, your AI decided that it wanted to become a schoolgirl, with really pretty wings... ut: You didn't need to answer that. ut: This is all really fascinating... ut: All of the data I've gathered; it holds true promise! ut: This thing, with proper modifications, could be many, many things! ut: A powerful AI for a computer game. A tactical, learning military AI. A virtual assistant. Profit. ut: A friend...? ga: I'll be honest, I don't think it can be any of those things...
ga: After all, didn't you get the name of it's mech?
ga: It's scaring me... ut: Yes, yes, I'm well aware of the mecha name. ut: But I was expecting it; we- well, I violated it's code a little. ut: I was expecting some sort of negative response. Just not one this strong. ga: You expected it, and you kept going!? ut: Yes. Yes I did. ga: That's insane! You could get hurt, maimed; even killed if things go badly...
ga: You saw what the original did to your old computer; it freaking exploded! ut: Things have changed now, Chloe. Notably, this one functioned for quite some time before destabilizing! ut: As long as it's involved in the Godmodding War, the "Sleuth" inside of it won't destabilize as violently, too. ut: Besides, you'll protect me, right? ga: Forever and ever, Xavier!
ga: Just... be careful! ut: Anyway, I suppose I'll get started on Attempt 3. ut: Ready my station, if you'd please. ga: Certainly!
=Execute=
...Another Booster Ring warps in from who-knows where! Like the others, it has 200,000 HP, and does absolutely nothing.
I mean, that's what'd I say, if they all weren't moving into position over the battlefield.
Once all the Booster Rings are in position over the battlefield, a blue field projects itself from the outer rim of the booster ring, creating a circle of launching energy. It seems that something's going to utilize these boosters soon-
Over the battlefield looms a planet, made entirely of salt. Apparently, it was created quite some time ago. Failure to destroy the rings before the Elemental Planet of Salt impacts the battlefield (the time remaining shown in the charge NaClestial Impact) may potentially result in absolutely massive damage. Then again, even if you do destroy the rings, the planet will still hit hard; just not nearly as hard. Every ring will add a twenty-post charge's worth of damage to NaClestial Impact, so it might help to go and bop some rings.
=Focused Action=
The Sleuth jumps into his wondrous shotgun-bird-thing. He proceeds to illegally install a car horn on the mech, and honks it as it takes off. The Sleuth proceeds to activate the PWR-Overclock, and the Boomstick Birdie proceeds to zoom off into infinity. Like seriously; it's really fast.
The Boomstick Birdie zooms right over the Peace Walker. The Sleuth recalls almost killing another chap called Walker; that was fun. And by fun, he means "triggering as all hell i could've gotten a spoil aaaaa". Suddenly, the rather massive engines on the Boomstick Birdie flare up, a wake of salt pouring out of the engines!
The Boomstick Birdie proceeds to smash the sound barrier, and zips around the battlefield. The Sleuth somehow manages to attach a tow cable to the Peace Walker mid-flight, the sheer speed and engine power of the Birdie allowing him to drag it along with him! He flies straight up into the air, the power of salt allowing the tow cable to stay together! Once at a good altitude, he rotates his direction 180 degrees! The Peace Walker is flung downwards by this sudden change, still hung by the cable!
The Sleuth then removes the Tow cable, leaving the Peace Walker in freefall! He then proceeds to land on the falling mecha, and unloads round after round from the Boomstick Birdie's trademark boomsticks into the mecha! The Sleuth jets away moments before the Peace Walker leaves a crater in the battlefield, showering the mech in salt.
To add insult to injury, the Sleuth's array of drones proceed to vomit EMP rounds onto the mech, while it resides in the hole.
Alchemies
(Sonus Essentia Singularity && EAS Tones Machine && Essence of SCP-219) && Empty White Stained Glass Wand Focus = Wand Focus: Deafening Tones (Level ?, 2/?)
Wand Focus: Deafening Tones: A wand focus made of fogged white stained glass. Upon usage, it produces deafening EAS Tones that can cause instant collapse of objects as determined by the wielder.
(Iridium Ingot (Gregtech) && Enderium Ingot (Thermal Expansion) && Voidmetal Ingot (Thaumcraft 4) && Unstable Ingot (Extra Utilities) && Concentrated Avaritine) || Iron Wand Cap = Orichalcum Wand Cap (Lv. 15, 8/8)
Orichalcum Wand Cap: A wand cap crafted of a peculiar neon blue metal. Forged from the existential kiln of the corpse of an ichorium Wither, slain in the risk of rain, at the hand of an amethyst sorcerer. Upon application to a wand core, orichalcum wand caps bend and twist the fabric of spacetime, to create the most direct link to Nihil Parva itself upon the tips of the wand. Thusly, the most refined channeler of vis possible in creation itself serves its purpose.
(Adaminite Ingot (Thaumic Additions) && Manyullyn Ingot (Tinkers' Construct) && Dreadium Ingot (Abyssalcraft) && Ichorium Ingot (Thaumic Tinkerer) && Concentrated Avaritine) || Greatwood Wand Core = Cosmic Neutronium Wand Core (Lv. 15, 8/8)
Cosmic Neutronium Wand Core: A dull gray rod covered in artisanal ichor runes. Forged from the kiln of an amethyst mage-slain ichorium Wither, the cosmic neutronium wand core is filled with pure compacted magetear, serving as the finest and most boundless wand core that shall ever exist within this reality. For all intents and purposes, your wand is a node, when its core is forged of cosmic neutronium. Use it wisely.
Magical Anime Girl Golem && Gynoid Robot Chassis && (Empty Interlocking Cubic Module && 2³ Spatial Storage = Cubic Spatial Storage Module) = CSC M-2223 (Level ?, 1/?)
CSC M-2223: A sentient robot anime girl with storage for 64,000 (40 on a side) modules. Not infected with the Anime Girl Plague.
Empty Interlocking Cubic Module && Essentia Singularity && Tinker Tank Controller = Cubic Essentia Tank Module (Level ?, 1/?)
Stores 524288 essentia in any combination. Basically your go-to stop for essentia storage.
Action [Element: Sulfur (S, Z=16)]
I unleash Project M14-MRU Sanity. No flashy graphics this time, just tossing it out.
I pull out the Cosmic Neutronium Wand Core and the Orichalcum Wand Cap, placing two caps onto the wand core. Their powers are not yet fully powered, but that will do. I then place an MRU Sanity wand focus on the top of my wand, modified to bring sanity to others, and channel it at EXE 0.1.2. It phases through the wall.
Meanwhile, an absolutely plus-size collection of purifying bath salts and sanitizing soap appear out of thin air, controlled not by me or the wand but of their own volition, cleaning EXE 0.1.2's mind and giving her sanity.
I then pull out a single potion, a Brew of Sane Thoughts, and toss it at EXE 0.1.2.
Immediately, her mind is cleansed.
If EXE 0.1.2 is dead, I do not expend the charge.
Entity Action
MX-220 'Gold' will attack Deer Teeth with its Autocannon.
MX-221 'Bacon' will also attack Deer Teeth with its Metro Special.
The CSC MX-20 itself will attack Deer Teeth with its Autocannon from above.
As Hezetor breaks ЦЕЛПХ-Х-ИХИС an unquenchable orchid fire come out of it, he quickly conjures a block of netherrack and lets the fire feed on the block as he modifies his eyes to properly read the secrets contained within the flame, seeing how this will take some time prefers to teleport both the flame and his fuel away from undesired eyes, the inside of his Mech is not exactly the best place to read this kind of stuff after all.
During the previus Eotb inside SFS^3.
In a moment half of the light inside the Control Room of SFS^3 turn red while a robot voice announces the problem inside Hezetor's mind: WARNING, intrinsic warping filed detected,let me see that.
As a few screens turn to see Haruhi the audio captures the Captain calling her by name. Scale of power?, out of bounds, as usual I need to analyse that myself.
As he thinks that to himself Hezetor activates a few spells and modifies the structure of his eye to see correctly the power scale of Haruhi. That's... Multi-Universe reality warping powers, a walking self-conscious abomination of reality manipulation and... powers from Tvtropes, a Goddess of the Main House, right here. RIGHT NOW. Must be min-
He thought process is interrupted again by the sudden appearance of Yuuki-chan, as the computer announces another problem. WARNING, plague and multiple vessels of unbound powers detected in a single entity, What? .
A few monitors switch to see the abomination that is Yuuki-chan. While UserZero describes her Hezetor's eyes narrows unbelieving what he is seeing, the exact same moment UserZero exclaims that such a vile creature is "Perfect" Hezetor's eyes are wide open and show for a moment an orange light as he declares: "MINE". "MINEMINE MINE MINE".
After saying this inside the SFS^3 with all communications devices off he thinks for himself. Powers from the red and green sun, Thyme, Godmodding, that other creature that was stan or something... plague.
"..."
His eyes shine of orange as he twists on his throne barely capable of containing himself from jumping on both vessels of powers as he sees them.
His mind now envelops on itself, incapable of controlling himself of the unprecedented amount of powers appearing all at the same time.
Absorb
Consume
Take all
I want all
Make her one with us
Outside plot and all that there is
Take all Godmodding
True and false
All mine
Devour
Expand
Seek more
I can be
More of what we are
Infinite possibilities
As below so above and beyond I will become
Infinite possibilities
Warp all reality
Goddes of tropes
Over-thinking, ahhhagg, stop (me), stop (us).
Stop stop, calm down, I need to stop.
I need a plan.
According to the laws of this place I can't absorb Haruhi, as she has no HP hence I can't kill her, fantastic, I get the chance to meet such a creature outside her Pantheon and I can't do anything about that, so the only option is to gather her powers in her own universe, as I don't want to fight most of the Tv Tropes Pantheon... for now at least.
About that aberration... I suppose killing her and the entities the she infected is the quickest way to gather pieces of their essence.
As Hezetor recollects his thoughts the SFS^3 attacks Visco, let's consider that the splash damage goes to EXE and Yuuki, using Rocket Pods, Plasma Rifle and Gator Tooth in every single attack that the mech can do, theoretically speaking this means that it used its resources for all 3 attacks.
Then an avatar on the battlefield pulls out the basic Library of Babel simulator, the very stupid simulator that contains all possible text ever written, as the hexagon shines a myriad of sequences of letters comes out as a flood of random pieces of text completely covers Visco.
Charges
Plan B 26/50
Plan F 3/50
+1 Piono Revenant Consumer
Action:
Shadowtrap slashes Peacewalker with its plasma blade and uses double action to fire its plasma bow at Peacewalker
Alchemies:
Memory of Zamasu && Soul = Zamasu's Soul 2/??
Super Computer && Microchip = Super Microchip 2/??
Strong Pillar && Essence of Control = Essence of Stability 2/??
Flying Mega-Propaganda Loudspeaker: 7/50 (I'm still GS)
Crawling Cabbage Monster: 7/50
Crawler Of Crawl: 7/50
New Alchemies:
SMG && Blade Edge && "Shadow The Hedgehog" disc box && Liquid Shadow= Edge Gun (Level 7: 2/4)
I'M BACK!...And I don't know what's going on since Page 6 or so, apart from something about power suits...
The, I remember... I have to prevent the mess that will happen if either Godmodder lives, and that I made Uzi let herself get hurt by threatening her to side with her and be worse than useless...I also found something about this probabily feeling like somehting about groundhogs and loops, but I'm not really sure...
Anyways, I was somehow sent to a paralell dimension for some weird reason (It involved a Null Driver, a DeLorean, the Enragement Child, some TVs, and 42), which has given me some insights on how to get infinite power. Then again, I doubt it's a good idea. It always has a horrible catch...
Apart from that, I proceed to question if the possible loop could be avoided by killing Richard before he goes Omega Plus, which would probabily break the rest of the scenario... Then again, his health seems to indicate that he'll likely die before, so I might as well figure out how to break the loop...I could make a time machine and kill them both before they become Godmodders, but that might get even worse... Anyways, I proceed to think how I'm supposed to deal with Flumpty Bumpty's Mecha of Horror, the Adamantium Atrocity.
YES! I just need to apply enough bizarreness and dakka. The issue is that I can't achieve enough dakka: The mathematical formula is: Lim (t=0) X/t and t is time, while X is "Bullets fired", which leads to it becoming asynthotic...Probabily I could ramble about maths to bore it to near-death. For example, I guess I'll have to figure out the derivative of it's trajectories in order to fire weapons through the corresponding tangentials and lead the target more easily, which should distribute the dakka in various parts. Another issue would be that I just ran out of maths-related rambling. Then again, I could just take this antique anti-tank rifle (The first one, in fact) and fire it at Birthday Boy Blam’s Blast-tastic Missile Launcher Station.
Now, I turn my eyes towards PEACE Walker. I proceed to just plain climb it with a grappling hook in order to sabotage it (And hopefully hack it).
Also, was my Mech (along with the Shock Trooper's) destroyed or did it just not appear?
Hey, look who's here! It's MY turn to take control of the host body now. Ugh, not you again! You're so unimportant that I don't think you even have a permanent name. You don't need a name to cause more harm to things. You do need a name for that so that they can pin it on someone. I'm going to call you Assailant, since that's all you're good for. Thank you. I guess I'd better call myself Tactician, to contrast with this maniac. I take that as a compliment. I can't bother being in the same body as someone as indecisive as yourself.
As for my action, I disengage from Big L, charge at the PEACE Walker, jump up to gain leverage on my strike, and perform a downward cleave with the strongest melee weapon I have at my disposal.
Wait.. I can summon entities... including minecart with command block. I summon that and put /gamemode 1 @p in it and activate it with redstone. Yay loopholes.
Wait.. I can summon entities... including minecart with command block. I summon that and put /gamemode 1 @p in it and activate it with redstone. Yay loopholes.
I activate Levitator Enforecer while SFS^3 will start to protect/shield Zerisek from this EOTB.
The only drone that I control will attack Visco or EXE 0.1.2.
SFS^3 will attack again Visco, as usual let's say that the splash damage goes on AGP entities, using all of its 3 attack and activating Rocket Pods, Plasma Rifle and Gator Tooth every time it is possible, if one of the weapons needs to recharge SFS^3 will do so if this does not mean that it doesn't attack this turn.
@5tr4: Thing is, we're all so powerful, it's effectively like everyone is in creative mode already. Creative mode =/= unkillable, after all. Plus, the power of actions tend to be based off their creativity and effort rather than how effective they actually would be. Thus, a nuke and a bendy straw can deal the same amount of damage.
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity. ... Heh. Can Yukki-chan get a sanity boost for this? I am appealing to Tazz's former nature by trying to make things easier.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: MIND
Tokens: (7, 2, 7) (+3 fame from finishing alchemy)
Total Tokens (13, 10, 13)
* Finishing a Charge (1 any token per 10 charge)
* Dealing Damage (20,000 per token, Any)
* Selling stuff (1 W token per 2 charge points)
* Finishing a permanent alchemy (1 F token per 3 levels)
* Finishing a consumable alchemy (1 S token per 3 levels)
* Getting a Spoil of War (10 all)
* Assisting Defeating a (non trivial) Enemy (1 all, +2 of choice)
* RP With Another Player (+1 any, max 1/turn)
Mikoto's Might (Can break Might mood with Mind for +30% damage. At the end of each turn, entities get a free action that cannot heal/damage/debuff/buff anything.)
Conviction x1
> Uh... here's where Mikoto starts to get crazy. Concentrate... three times. Apparently Mech double action allows Mikoto to take two of his own actions, then because I'm in a MIND mood, he gets another free concentrate that doesn't heal. So... Gain 12 Concentration and 30,000 normal HP. ... I did not think the mech double action allowed that.
Due to the threat of anime, Gail purchases the Scribe's Workshop glyph and uses it to lock off all three currently empty rooms. I really don't think this should work this way, but fine.
Mikoto makes no purchases.
State at End of Turn: Mikoto: 90,000/120,000 HP. 140,000/140,000 True HP. Concentration: 24/45. Rooms: Watsonian Glass Nightmare Guardians (24,000/24,000 HP)>Vitals Targeting Darkfire Surge with a Subconscious Dark duct taped to it (don't ask me how that works. 31,000/31,000 HP)>LOCKED>LOCKED>LOCKED. Fabric Strength: 2/7, VULNERABLE NEXT TURN. M-MURDER: III Gail: 40,000/40,000 HP. Favor: 2. Wrath: 0
Gains 4 C and 2 N per turn baseline. Gain 3 N, -1 W, 5,000 Gail HP and 2,500 True HP per turn from Scribe's Workshop. Gain 1N if Gail ends the turn at full HP.
(I realized I mis-calculated the defense values. (the glass pressure plate doesn't give a debuff while on defense) They should be slightly less. Let me update that.)
Current defenses: 62% for first attack, 57% for second, 52% for third, 48% for fourth onwards for non-debuffed attackers
If the attacker has a debuff, 55% for first attack, 51% for second, 47% for third, 43% for fourth onwards.
Sources: 3% (glass) + 8% (times however many attacks he's already taken. nightmare guardians) + 3% (Watsonian) + ----> + 21% * 1.3 (Subconscious Dark, 3 empty rooms. Boosted by Vitals Targeting) + 7% * 1.3 (Darkfire Lance. Boosted by Vitals Targeting)
(Note. A value of 55% means he only takes 55% normal damage from attacks against his True HP.)
Purchased thingies:
Subconscious Dark (part. It's one of the things I added during the turn delay)
Glyph of Focus (+1 C per turn, +5 maximum C)
Mech action: Drones, use 1 Freon Blaster on PEACE Walker. If that misses, the other Freon Blaster drone also shoots PEACE Walker. Otherwise, shoot the Boogymaster. The two sound cannon drones shoot at EXE 0.1.2 and Yukki-Chan. If we can get them to miss their attacks, that's better for all of us. Then, (because this is going to be happening in the EOTB), Mech-oto uses another Dragon's Breath on PEACE Walker and uses Power Transfer to send 50,000 HP to Kindred Spirits. This way, I can keep my dodge up at 25%.
Nice chat with Richard
((I realize now that it was a bad idea to assume Richard would be particularly logical, so I shouldn’t have spoken to him with a character who is technically neutral.))
((There would be Mikoto’s reaction to Roxxanne here, but it’s kinda irrelevant now. I’ll just say that he becomes acutely thankful of the few centimeter thick mesh weaving separating him from Roxxanne.))
After getting attacked by the Terror Spider, Mikoto scoffs and gets ready to complain to Richard.
“I just offerej an alliance, but then was attacked by an AZ, so the onl-”
However, he gets cut off by a low, slightly distorted voice. (I had to change the Veteran's color because it didn't show up well on the Terraria Forum. I might want to change this as well.)
“Mikoto, come here.”
Disappointed, Mikoto leaps backwards and says one more thing to Richard.
“Just, don’t attack me anj then we’ll be fighting the same enemy, okay?”
and runs to the Veteran, speaking to him for a while about strategies. Eventually, Mikoto scampers off into the distance, presumably to go fight PEACE Walker or something. Walking back to Richard, the Veteran mutters something under his breath while grabbing at the top of his nose.
“This is not the Japanese culture I signed up for…”
Then he gets back to Richard and puts his hands back down by his sides. (I know updates are slow, so I’m going to try and ask a lot of questions.)
“So while he’s gone… I heard what you said. … Interesting… I need to think… … So… you’re determined, aren’t you? I always thought that was one of the most important things in life. It can be a very good thing. You feel so strongly that power is in your destiny, that you’re determined to reach for it, right? Is that what you mean by ‘rightful title’? I'm curious.”
He takes a breath and looks across the battlefield.
”… Hm… if your victory is likely, then do you feel safe in your victory? Do you feel sure that you’re going to win this conflict? And you said that you’re ‘not like those other lunatics’, right? Mind telling me more about that? I’m assuming that you’re referring to other godmodders, correct? What about them makes them ‘lunatics’? Is it simply their failure to plan, or is there something else as well? But yes, definitely knowing your weaknesses is very beneficial.”
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]
First off, let's do the mech action.
Throne II...
Let there be life.
I use Power Transfer to send 180 THOUSAND HP to the Throne II mech. Then I activate my heavy shield. Again.
Now for my own action:
Off in the distance, on a secluded civilian mountainside, Inari sat by Gail, bored numb. She had gotten Gail to make her a rag tag set of playing cards with bits of paper and now was playing solitaire, while Gail constructed intricate symbols, occasionally pausing to work out calculations on a different piece of paper. The only thing that sometimes broke Inari out of her self subjection to randomness’s whims was when she had to swat away normal mobs that had wandered too close. That is, until Mikoto contacted her with a request. After a brief conversation over the communicator, Inari called out to Gail.
"Gail. Apparently you're needed here."
Gail looks up from her drawing, curious.
"Make yourself look cute now. You have a photo shoot to go to. You might want to quickly change out of that jacket and outfit though."
Gail pulled down the mask covering her mouth and glanced down at her highway man's outfit, the leather and cloth now stained with a kaleidoscope of faint ink colors.
“... Ou-... I like it... though... ”
"Hm. If you feel you can make it work, suit yourself."
Inari sighed and threw her head around to look down at the battlefield and whispered to herself.
"What's happening now? Mikoto, don't get yourself killed. It would be bad for PR back home."
When she looked back, Gail had already walked down to a small nearby lake and was cupping water in her paws to wash her face and ears. Noticing a creeper in the distance, Inari waited a few seconds for it to get closer, then got up from her solitaire game, stretched, and paced down to the lakeside. After dipping her paw in the water and infusing it with enough heat to bring the entire lake to just above room temperature, Inari sprung over the lake and collided directly with the creeper, knocking it partway down the mountainside and stunning it. Inari jumped after it and followed it to where it was lying on the ground. Confidant she was out of Gail's line of sight, Inari slit the poor thing's throat.
A few minutes later, Inari resurfaced to Gail's level. After spending a moment at the lake to wash off the red around her paws and mouth, Inari checked to see how she was doing.
"Ready? I know there's a camera on this thing..."
Inari said more to herself than to Gail as she fumbled with the communicator around her leg. Gail nodded in response and straightened down her outfit then, with her quill, posed for the camera the best she knew how.
...
All of this leads to the big final conclusion, where Yukki-chan is suddenly peppered with arrows. However, all of these arrows deliberately miss. And, each arrow has a picture attached to it -- a picture of puppy eyed Gail. That's what can solve any problem -- cat pictures. Or rather, cat/lemur/beagle thing pictures. Even if this doesn't appeal to Roxxanne's sanity, maybe it will stun Yukki.
Alchemy and charges:
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (YERS!), Glyph of Mana lvl 6, Glyph of Life lvl 8, Glyph of Growth lvl 4, Glyph of Decay lvl 7, Compassion lvl 20, The BoomHammer lvl 12
(The Origuni (from Enter the Gungeon) || grey ink) || ((Paper with Proof for the Intermediate Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for the Mean Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for L'Hôpital's Rule) && (Barometer && Stopwatch && Anemometer (measures wind speed) && Hand Fan)) = Limit Found 10/8 DONE, lvl 15
Merriam Webster Dictionary || (Quantum Computer && Learning AI Algorithm) = Word Choice (level ?? 1/??)
Got +4. +1 to Pricey, +2 to Toast.
I hope I don't have to use this: 28/50
MOAR CHARGES: 7/50
We never stop charging stuff. Ever: 5/50
If you want me to model or animate something, I'd love to hear it. I'm not necessarily good with Blender and AfterEffects, but I want excuses to practice.
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ing pirrouette, and 360flipscopes PEACE Walker in half. You know that the situation is bad when the Red faces take the censor gorilla's jobs.
