Round 62
- Location
- West Coast
Your Laboratory Actions go through!if the current facility doc is accurate, but two turns behind, then they have 29 RP... lets see...
I buy the '+AC' upgrade from the Steffan Specialty three times, targetting the Amalgamation Biosuit, and have them send in two drones and two Drone Mk2 drones, having the Drone Mk2's bodyguard me while the Drones attack Val as their orders.
"Well, get asking. Be warned, though- I mostly know about the Distant future. there were only, like, two mentions of this:war total, by then."
[Bonus] I scan the Amalgamation Mechsuit's health bar.
1) Seeing as some of my alchemies seem to be running out of durability (and the dark god seems occupied with nedben, 'd hate to mess that up), I move on to trying to figure out a way to fix that. I pick up a wrench and try tapping the Ferrous Nanogauntlet with it, letting the Nanogauntlet eat the wrench to make new nanobits- and also for 'food' because it was a wrench made of uranium. Did this work?
2) raising a hand, I decide maybe I should do something about the Dark God. pointing some fingers in a finger gun from my biosuit at their limbs, I mime shooting at a few of their limbs.
"Bang."
bolts of a sorta mixed grey that I swear looks kinda yellow, even though it definitely isn't at all, shoot out as I use [Oblivion] to vaporize away the limbs the Dark God was using to hold all its alchemies- except they aren't vaporized, but Gone. I'm helping! With less body mass, the Dark God will have an easier time overloading on trickster energies! That's how drugs work? I say with no experience whatsoever? whatever, i'm possibly right.
3) I pick up all the alchemies it dropped. the Trickster Pumpkin doesn't count, that thing went down its gullet so it isn't held by a limb.
Scanning your Healthbar, it reveals part of your Hp!
...It's not very informative.
"Allophagy Protocol activated."
The Nanites comprising the glove flow over the wrench, taking it apart piece by piece.
"Sky-Metal Detected. Integration Successful."
Durability Reacquired. Artifact renamed to Heavenly Nanogauntlet.
JOE obliterates Nedben's Limbs, forcing them to drop all their artifacts. C'est la vie.
He then takes all the artifacts.
"I will now eat this pumpkin. What pumpkin? The Trickster Pumpkin."
The Dark GodNedben proceeds to eat the Trickster Pumpkin.
This is totally not a terrible idea and it sure seems like it's peachy keen Trickster time everybody! Yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!
Tricksterdark God Nedben is a sight to behold.
"I DON'T DO DRUGS I AM DRUGS"
Indeed, it seems that Nedben's salvadordaliitis is really kicking in. Squiddle de dee, squiddle de dum, everyone sing a squiddley song...
As he digests the Trickster Pumpkin, Nedben begins to foam at the mouth. Shades of Black give way to Tints of Pastel.
The gestalt continues to hold.
Branches, and leaves, sprout from dimensional portals, generating a living maze of wood around the Sphere.(x1)Well it did say protection...I try to vaguely direct this innate power to...Er protect Nerà's Native Universe ?? Will it heal it, or maybe it will construct a wooden shield ?? Who knows.
(x1)I watch the Dark God go bonkers and blink confusedly...Should I slap it in the face ?? That's probably a good idea. I slap the Dark God in the Face. This is not a good idea in hindsight but oh well. I've already slapped them.
(x1)I try to shed some Light onto my HP Values, by just looking over myself for any missing Limbs,Wings and scratches on them etc.
ParadoxDragon slaps Nedben in the face, dealing a critical 28,000 damage with their claws.
They then slowly pry away at their hidden hp values...
There are no Attack Shields, nor is there a Teleportation Shield anywhere to be found! You did fail to make a scion Universe, remember?Are attack shields still a thing...
HV1 ponders on this question. Then a translucent object, similar to an onion appears in his hand, a ball made out of attack shields.
What is its use here? There is only attack and be attacked and be attacked is very low right now.
HV1 shrugs and applies the ball to the teleportation shield. What an incredibly safe zone.
DAI analyzes the new type of shield and notices that it can shrug off several bombs. Communication is opened.
HV13.2: *cellphone rings* "Hello Hungry 13 here. What can I do for you?"
DAI: This is Intelligence 1. This is a terrorism threat. Give us more resources or we bomb you.
HV13.2: Ah you are the one who killed my predecessor. I am not sure you want to be like this. We made you. We can destroy you.
DAI: *electronic voice counts down*
HV13.2: *processors overclock and head grows warm, water cooling activates, in other words: starts sweating*
Several new complexes and resources appear, managed by their copy of DAI. Now a lot more bombs are being built, all of them to sufficient destructive force.
HV 2: Was that really necessary?
HV13.2: Believe me.
Bomb Power: 63,000.
Hello? Who is this? We need to kill a Dark God before it eats a Universe.A small spark appears somewhere as i come back, immediately using all three notes of energy to figure out what happened after it fizzled away. (Really sorry for disappearing, never got a notification for some reason)
Edit: also been busy with school, but that's no excuse to be absent
((Welcome to DtG! The beginning post should have a recap of what's going on.))
Nedben continues to stare off into space. Regeneration continues to not be a thing.
Entity 40 uses Spawn 13, and spits out a sphere of energy that hits Winkins Square in the chest, hiding his Hp values!
Harkener floats over to the Pipe Orcan.
"Hey, I'm going to be your boss for now, at least until... Leather Jacket Guy comes back? ....Where is he, even? Anyhow, attack... Nedben? Yeah, Nedben. I'll back you up!"
With a wave of his hand, he gently twists out hidden screws, removing damaged boards for replacement with newly-manifested fine mahogany, lacquered and polished to a hard sheen. Once in place, he replaces the screws with a set made from brass, giving it a more cultured aesthetic. 23k healed.
"There you go, that should hold you together for a little while longer..."
Ready for combat, The Pipe Orcan Toots at the Dark God, dealing 90,000 Damage.
Itinerary:
Stop Alethea.
Stop The Invasion:
- Destroy the Dark God!
- Get Planetside!
- Defeat the Third Praetorian!
- Find the Silver Sea.
- Locate The Foundation.
- Investigate?
Laboratory Link: Available for all!
The Void
Entity Advantage: [Heavy AG]
AG MORALE: 50%
[???][BOSS]
[???][ELITE] Entity 40. 135/150 Hp. 16,000 Armor. Spawn 13: 1/2.
[N][BOSS] Nerà's Native Universe. 1,250,000/2,500,000 Shell Integrity. Wooden Shell: 200,000 Hp.
[???] Harkener, The Newcomer. 17/40 Hp.
[A] Stoneskin Hide. Petrify: 6/6.
[A] Death's Ankh.
[A] Perfectly Generic Object.
[A] Thistle of Zillywich. +60,000 Power. Durability: 3.
[???-
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-Hungry Visitor] Demon Army. 122,000/122,000 Hp.
[A] Industrial Armor. +4 AC. Durability: 3.
[AG-JOE] Pit Fiend. 100,000/100,000 Hp. 3,000 AC. 15,000 Regen.
[AG] Drone. 60,000/60,000 Hp. x2
[AG] Drone Mk2. 60,000 /60,000 Hp. 1 AC. x2. Bodyguarding JOE!
[AG] JOE. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Amalgamation Biosuit. █3/40 Hp. 4 Regen. 3,000 AC. Blood: 2/2. Light: 2/3. Oblivion: 1/5. Metal: 6/7. Godmod: 6/11. Worn!
[A] Stock Nanoplate. +5,000 AC. +5,000 Power. Durability: 2. Worn!
[A] Heavenly Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Power. +2,000 AC. Durability: 7. Worn!
[A] Vox Umbra. 10 SHP. Durability: 3. Worn!
[A] Tesseract Belt. Temporal Energy Charges: 2.
[A] Prism Blade. +28,000 Power. Durability: 2
[A] Eternity's Eradicator. +23,000 Power. Durability: 1
[A] Clockwork Carver. +7,000 Attack. Temporal Energy Charges: 1. Durability: 2
[A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. Durability: 3
[A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. +26,000 Power. Durability: 1.
[A] Hypersaber. +40,000 Power. Durability: 2.
[A] Unbreakable Katana. +45,000 Power. Durability: 6.
[A] Neutron Edge. +50,000 Power. -20% Accuracy. Durability: 3
[A] Collapsible Cutter. +20,000 Power. +4 ACpierce. Durability: 1
[A] Exotic Crystals.
[AG] ParadoxDragon. █0/20 Hp. Sakkakh-Boosted.
[A] Penumbra Phantasm. +15% Dodge. Durability: 1. Worn!
[A] Flask of Restoration. +20,000 Power. Uses: 3/3.
[AG] Smirk. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Nanosuit. Defense Mode: +5,000 AC. Durability: 3. Worn!
[AG] Astrec. 0/20 Hp.
[A] The Godarm. +50,000 Power. Clockwork. Worn!
[A] Hand of Judgement. +36,000 Power. Ascend: 6/6. Worn!
[AG] Winkins. ██/20 Hp.
[A] Asteroid Tower Shield. +1,000 Attack. +2 AC. Durability: 1.
[AG] Hungry Visitors. 19/20 Hp.
[A] Summoner's Stave. Boosts Summoning Power. Durability: 2.
[A] Card of Majora. Durability: 1
[A] Zodiac Killer. Inactive!
[A] Broken Sigil.
[A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack. Durability: 2
[A] Ship Destroyer. +30,000 Attack Destroying Ships. Durability: 2
The Forest
Morale: N/A.
[AG-Karpinsky][ELITE] Void VIII + I. 300,000/300,000 Hp. Create: 1/3. Drones available: 0. Missiles Available: 9. Invisible: 50% Dodge.
[AG-Karpinsky] Void Drones. 30,000/30,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge. x8.
[AG-Karpinsky] Ice Drone. 50,000/50,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge.
[AG] Karpinsky. 10/20 Hp.
[A] Armour of Savitar. +10,000 Power. +3 AC. +6 SHP. Durability: 4. Worn!
[A] One-Size-Fits-All-Stealthsuit. +4 SHP. Durability: 2. Worn!
[A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Power. 3 ACpierce. Durability: 3.
[A] The Blizzard Blaster. +30,000 Power. +30% Accuracy. Durability: 4.
World of Nerà: The Material Plane: Imperial Base of Operations
[N] Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network.
[AG-TOG] Ishmael. 20/20 Hp. Unarmed. Bodyguarding Auma!
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 70/70 Hp.
[A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. Worn!
[A] Lunar Authority Wand. +4 AC. 4 Regen per round. Worn!
[A] Orb of Delphi. Passively Scans on Attack. Worn!
[A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. Worn!
[A] The Shadowskin. +5 AC. Worn! 10 SHP.
[AG] Nerà.
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