Well, here we go again everybody. At least we have save literally anywhere functionality.
(should i add a "PREVIOUSLY" feature to the show or not)
Ruby: Hey, Blake! You're back! *hugs her tightly*
We heard.
Blake: Do you mind not doing that!
Ruby: So who's the new person, Blake?
A Mary Sue.
Blake: This is Dark Pit. Dark Pit, meet Ruby Rose!
Ruby: Hello there! Nice to meet you, Dark Pit.

10/10 grammar skillz
Ruby: So, how did you get here, Dark Pit?
I don't know. She doesn't know. None of us know.
AU!DP: I don't remember, Ruby...
AU!DP: I woke up in the middle of a forest in pain, and then I met Blake. That's all I remember.
And something about visual novels.
Ruby: Interesting story...
Just like every other amnesia story.
Ruby: Well, I've got to get to class, Blake. I'll see you later, Dark Pit!
*Screen goes black, and then*

Did she just teleport
AU!DP: Bye, Ruby!
AU!DP: She's a nice young lady.
Let me guess, something about the visual novel?
Blake: She's quite the character, alright.

Oh hey Opzin don't mind me just a normal Mary Sue
Blake: Hello, Professor.
Ozpin: Who is this lovely person here with you?
Blake: Dark Pit, meet Professor Ozpin, Head Master at Beacon Academy!
I've deliberately muted the volume because the music is at max volume. I'm not talking about it for a reason.
AU!DP: It is a pleasure to meet you, sir.

Grammar Failures: 2
GAME: Professor Ozpin shakes hands with you.
He's a nice guy.
Ozpin: So, what is your story, Dark Pit. How did you get here?
THE POWER OF PLOT CONTRIVANCE!
AU!DP: I woke up in the middle of the forest, and that's when I found Blake in the forest. I also remember my body hurting; it still does partially.
AU!DP: I have a question to ask, Professor.
Ozpin: Go ahead.
AU!DP: Did you hear or feel a big rumble happen earlier in the day?
It's either yes or no, obviously.

Grammar Failures: 3
Also, since this is, y'know, a visual novel, expect fewer pictures.
Blake: I didn't hear or feel anything. Sorry, Dark Pit.
Great.

Grammar Failures: 4
if the developer of vale of darkness finds our screenshot lp i will cry laughing
AU!DP: Yeah, I'm fine Blake!...
No you're not.
Ozpin: Well, you're welcome to stay here at the academy, Dark Pit.
...you just give that out to anyone?
AU!DP: Thank you, sir.
Ozpin: Please... call me Professor.
AU!DP: Thank you, professor.
COMEDY? I DON'T THINK IT'S COMEDY. I JUST WANT TO FILL THE SPACE.
Ozpin: Any student of mine is welcome here at this academy, and you're one of them now, Dark Pit.
we haven't been established as able to fight what the heck
AU!DP: Thank you again, Professor!
Ozpin: Don't thank me, Dark Pit. You should be thanking Blake for finding you in that forest.

I'm not bad at grammar, these are. That's why I'm taking images of this.
Grammar Failures: 5
Blake: You're welcome, Dark Pit! *Smiles at you*
So are we going to get the secret sometime in this
Ozpin: Blake will be more than happy to show you around the school.
Ozpin: You kids have fun now, and don't stay up very late.

ESTABLISHING SHOT OF THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
INNER NARRATION: It was just then that I realized my life had changed,
AU!DP's Thoughts: that this was a start of a new adventure...
That really was two text boxes, guys.
GAME: Blake and Dark Pit run off together into the distance on their new and exciting adventure!
WOOOOOOO!

Nice room. Also, nice error message.
AU!DP: This is a very nice room Blake.
I wouldn't say that.
AU!DP: So what now Blake?
Blake: I don't know Dark Pit.
AU!DP: It's been a long day for me Blake. *Yawns*
RIVETING.
Blake: I understand. I'll leave you to it then. See you tomorrow morning.
AU!DP: Goodnight Blake.
Blake: Goodnight Dark Pit.
...Hey, where's a laptop! We need to make the visual novel!
GAME: She leaves your room, and closes the door behind her. Making it quiet for the rest of the night.
GAME: .:. End Of Prologue
*GAME THROWS ME BACK TO MENU*
Well, time to ..."New Game" for chapter 1.
~CHAPTER 1: A Rude Awakening and Superpowers?~
I expect nothing good to happen from this. When I began, they only asked for name and not gender.

SUDDENLY YANG APPEARS
GAME: You instantly wake up, and find a yellowed haired girl stitting on top of you in your bed. Your shocked to see her.
See? This is the actual text. Guys. Believe me. Guys. Guys. GUYS!
AU!DP: Who are you!?
Yang: Who are you?!
Apparently, Blake doesn't know when to introduce people.
AU!DP: My name is Dark Pit. Nice to meet you.
Yang: The names Yang Xiao Long. You can call me Yang.
AU!DP: Alright Yang. So what are you doing in my room?
That's a good question. How did she even know to come here?
Yang: I wanted to know who the new person was... *Is Blushing*
Remember, I set the game so that this Dark Pit is classified as a girl.
AU!DP: Yeah..Sure you are Yang.
Romance?
GAME: You suddenly hear someone coming down the hallway fastly approching your room. What are you going to do?

WE NEED TO IMPRESS GUYS
*Chooses to wait it out*
GAME: You see a girl with white nightgown walk into your room.
Hey look it's Weiss!

Hello Weiss! How's it going!
Weiss: Excuse me, but did you wake me from my beauty sleep?!
AU!DP: I might have. Yes.
We don't know if that was Yang or us yet right
Weiss: Weiss Slaps you across the face.
This looks silly. We've stumbled into another So Bad, It's Good fanfic, haven't we?
AU!DP: Ow! That hurt! That really hurt!
AU!DP: Sorry, but i didn't catch your name miss.
Weiss: It's Weiss! The names Weiss Schnee! What's yours new person?
Original the Character?
AU!DP: The names Dark Pit.
Weiss: Well Dark Pit we have certian rules around here about waking up people in the morning!
Are we sleeping right next to RWBY's room? Because seriously, it could either be us or Yang who woke them up.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
GAME: She looks at you, and struts out of your room closing the door behind her.

You think?
Yang: Don't worry Dark Pit Weiss can tend to be like that sometimes.
Where did the comma go guys? I think it fell under the desk.
AU!DP: You mean like royalty Yang?
OOOOOOOOH!
Yang: Yeah. She likes to act like she a princess because she is one.
Of course.
AU!DP: She is one. She's a princess? Of what castle?
Yang: You'll have to ask her that Dark Pit. *Yawns*
I'm grateful that I can backtrack, by the way. Misclicks? No problems here!
Yang: Well I got stuff to do today. I'll see you in the Dinning Hall.
If I didn't screenshot previous grammar mistakes you wouldn't believe all the times it keeps happening
AU!DP: See you there Yang.
GAME: Yang leaves your room, and close the door behind her.

Is the Dinning Hall error intentional or is it something foreign or i don't get it anymore
Blake: Good morning Dark Pit.
I don't want to put in another image so soon but BACK AWAY FROM THE CAMERA BLAKE. PLEASE.
AU!DP: Good morning Blake.
Blake: How are you doing today? I hope you had a good night's sleep I take it?
AU!DP: I had a goodnight's sleep, but a rude awaking this morning.
I DON'T MISTYPE ON PURPOSE YOU GUYS
Blake: That's interesting story to hear Dark Pit. So what happened? Do you mind sharing?
AU!DP: I'll tell you what happened Blake. I got slapped in the face by a girl named Weiss, and I found this other girl named Yang who was sitting on top of me in my bedroom.
NORMAL.
AU!DP: It's been a really strange morning Blake. Does this make any sense to you Blake? Why is this happing to me Blake? I'm so confused...
Blake: Relax! Ok. Everything will be fine. Just calm down.
Blake: The people you met today this morning are Yang and Weiss. Right?
AU!DP: Yes. That's right.
Blake: Then you've met the rest of Team RWBY then. Good. That's a start then.
Hooray.
AU!DP: Wait a second, you said something about Teams?
Blake: Yes. What about them?
EVERYTHING.
AU!DP: So how do you get on a Team Excatly Blake?
Blake: Well that's a good question Dark Pit.
Something Something Mary Sue.
Blake: I'll tell you the story of how I got picked to be on this Team called: Team RWBY.
...This looks like a good place to cut off for suspense.

Really though, small image amounts incoming.

But anyway, we're still doing this? Really?
CONTINUING OFF:
Blake: I remember being launched from a platform into the Emerald Forest, and I think what Professer Ozpin said was:
Grammar is so easy to do.
Blake: The first person you make eye contact with will be your partner for the next four years.
Except when you're that Pit.
AU!DP: Wow! That's a little harsh, don't you think.
That's a legitimate thought, honestly. Way too easy to screw up.
Blake: Yes, but that's just the way it was.
Blake: The mission was simple for each pair to retrieve a relic from an abandon temple, and reutrn to the top of the cliff.
Those were just 2-dollar chess pieces, though.
AU!DP: Ok. Tell me more Blake.
Blake: I got paired up with Yang.
congratulaes
Blake: We got to the temple finally, and the relics were chess pieces for some reasonn? I don't kow why that was at the time.
Was this a translation of something? Because it honestly feels like it at this point.
Blake: So we grabbed the chess piece, and Nora came riding in on an Ursa with Ren for some reason ,and that's when Ruby fell from the sky on a Nevermore
SLOW DOWN PLEASE
AU!DP: Tell me more. I'm intrigued Blake.
(DUE TO TECHNICAL ISSUES, I HAD TO REDO SOME OF THE GAME. THE FOLLOWING IS RETAKEN WITH KNOWLEDGE OF EVENTS ALREADY. I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE.)

STOP. PLEASE.
AU!DP: How did she kill it Blake?
Blake: She Ran up the cliffside, and decapitated it with her Cresent Rose.
AU!DP: Cool!
Blake: It was then soon after that we were graded at the cermony by Professor Ozpin. The four of us went up on the stage. Ruby,Weiss,Me, and Yang. We all retrieved the White Knight Pieces thus becoming Team RWBY by working together, with Ruby as our team leader.
WAS THIS WHY YOU WANTED ME TO STOP
AU!DP: That quit the story you have to tell there.
Sentences I Don't Get: 1
AU!DP: That only leaves me with one question Blake.
Blake: Yes?
AU!DP: Where do I fit in? I don't belong here Blake. *Sighs*
Don't be so blue. Come on!
GAME: You start walking towards the door getting ready to bolt out the door.
Redundency is always in season!
GAME: Suddenly Blake grabs your right arm preventing you from leaving the room.
Look Dark Pit. I know you might feel like you don't fit in here at this school, but know this I want to be your friend and try to help you out here. Even though I may be shy at sometimes. I feel diffrent around you for some reason.
...slightly worried now.

HOW MUCH TEXT IS THERE IN THIS GAME
AU!DP: Oh!...Don't do that Blake. I'll stay here then.
Pointlessness!
GAME: She hugs you tightly, and you hug her back gently.
Blake: Thank you Dark Pit for staying here.
AU!DP: Well if it makes you happy then. Why not Blake.
We don't even have a weapon.
AU!DP: So I guess you'll be showing me around the school Blake? Is that right?
Blake: Yes. I'll be your tour guide today.
GAME: We walk outside into the courtyard of Beacon Academy to talk some more, and for Blake to show you around the school some more.
This sentence feels like it swaps narrators at the comma. It feels so off.

And we're back here.
AU!DP: Cool. That's good to know.
AU!DP: So when do I begin my training Blake?
We still don't have a weapon.
Blake: We start now!
GAME: Blake pulls her Gambol Shroud Sword from off her back, and swings it towards you fast!
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY.
GAME: You react quickly as you don't want to become chop liver for her blade! You catch the blade with your hands as she strike you with it.
AU!DP: Whoa there Blake! What are you doing? Are you trying to kill me?
Yes, your Mary Sue presence was detected!
Blake: If this were the real thing you would already be dead! You'll have to act faster than that! The Grimm will show no mearcy! So you'd better be ready Dark Pit.
HOW CAN I WITHOUT A WEAPON
AU!DP: Right?...

Oh hello there. Now we have to deal with you.
Blake: She was shocked, and frozen at what she was seeing...pondering how this could have happened.
STOP NARRATING YOURSELF BLAKE YOU HAVE THINGS TO FIGHT
AU!DP: Blake Move!
GAME: As a Grimm was about to swipe at Blake. You quickly dive torwards Blake to get her to move out of the way! Saving her from danger.
We are an hero now! Woo!
GAME: She looks at you with a blank expression on her face. Void of anything.
AU!DP: What do we do Blake?!
GAME: She pulls out her Gambol shroud and shoots two of the Grimm creatures. They dissipate into thin air like a shadow or like ash falling to the ground.
GAME: There was one Grimm left, and she was out of ammo for her gun.
Great, now we have to deal with it ourselves. I've seen this part, so brace for impact.
GAME: You look at you right hand. It's Glowing all of a sudden.

WHY ARE YOU NOT TRYING TO STAY DETERMINED
GAME: You see a bright light for a fraction of a second. When the flash light is gone you see in you hand a black ball of darkness from the looks of it. It begins to move in you hand trying to shape itself into something. A weapon appeared. It was a black handgun.
About time.
GAME: You point the handgun towards the last Grimm creature standing, and as he's about to take off your head. You run into the Grimm with all of your body puting the gun into it's gut and pulling the trigger.
GAME: After the shot was fired you weapon disintegrates into ash, and your scar returns to normal.
Jontron: What. What the ****.
AU!DP: Blake are you ok?!
We're not gonna question that? Okay.
(THIS IS NEW TERRITORY FROM NOW ON. THANK YOU FOR COMPLYING.)
GAME: She's still in shock from what you just did, and what just happened. She couldn't come up with the right words to say. So she said this...
Blake: Are YOU OK?!
That's a very valid question. I don't know what just happened.
AU!DP: Yeah. I'm fine Blake.
Blake: Thank you Dark Pit.
Why are we still not questioning how we made a gun out of darkness itself?
...Wow, I picked the right name on complete accident, didn't I?
AU!DP: For what Blake?
For dealing with the last one?
Blake: For saving me from that Grimm creature of whatever that thing was!
AU!DP: Hey. That's what friends do. Right?
GAME: She smiles at you.
No questions?
Blake: I don't even think that was a Grimm Creature! Grimm don't teleport or attack out of the blue like that. They usally travel in packs too. It's doesn't make sense Dark Pit.
AU!DP: That doesn't matter right now Blake. We need to get you to the nurse's office.
WE JUST MADE A BLACK HANDGUN FROM AN ORB OF DARKNESS WHY IS THIS NORMAL TO EVERYONE
Blake: It's just a scratch is all.
AU!DP: I'm not worried about your scratch Blake I'm worried about you. Plus your friends Ruby,Weiss, and Yang will be worried sick Blake.
Blake: That's true. I don't need Yang up my back again becuase I was trying to a hero again. Let's go then.
AU!DP: I hope we don't get in trouble for what happened today. I mean it was been a very strange day Blake.
IS THE ORB GUN CREATION NORMAL IN THIS UNIVERSE
I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
Blake: You worry to much Dark Pit.
GAME: She laughs at you trying to ease the pain of her wound.
GAME: You and Blake head back inside of Beacon Academy where Ruby,Weiss, and Yang are waiting for you.
.:. End Of Chapter 1
WE'RE ENDING THERE?
NO. I NEED A PROPER EXPLANATION. BEGINNING CHAPTER TWO RIGHT NOW.
~Chapter 2: Dark Matter and Training!~

This looks like the Mess Hall again.
Ruby: What happened?!
Blake: We were attacked by some unknown creature Ruby!
Ruby: Wait?...Unknown Creature? You were attacked by Grimm right?
No, it was Kefka in a bad Sonic Cosplay. Of course it's Grimm!
Blake: No Ruby. This was diffrent! They came out of the shadows like ghosts!
Ruby: Alright Blake! Calm down! You not helping yourself Blake.
GAME: Ruby comes over to catch Blake as she about to fall to the ground. She puts her arm around her shoulder with you holding her up on the other side.
It's that bad, she almost fell down?
Ruby: Let me see that wound Blake.
GAME: Ruby takes a look at the gash Blake has across her stomach blood coming out of it.
Well, that is very bad. We should probably take her to the nurse, I don't know, right now?
Ruby: Come on! We need to get you to the nurse's office Blake to stop that bleeding of yours!
GAME: Ruby takes Blake up to the Nurse's office to get her wound healed up. While you stay and hang out in the dinning hall.
*FADES TO REMOVE BLAKE AND RUBY*

You always worry about her and nothing else.
*SUDDENLY YANG*
Yang: Are you alright Dark Pit?
AU!DP: I think so Yang.
WE- oh, screw it. Nobody listens to me.
Yang: What happened out there Dark Pit?
AU!DP: Some shadow monsters came out of nowhere and started to attack me and Blake! I didn't even know what to do! I panicked Yang, and somehow was able to kill the last monster Yang!
I'M NOT CRAZY I SWEAR
AU!DP: I'm lucky to even be alive right now!
Yang: I'm glad your ok, and not injured. Like Blake is right now. You must be having a strange first day. huh?
Technically, this is our second day, but...
AU!DP: You said it Yang!
Yang: Nailed It!
GAME: Weiss walks up to next to Yang to hear the converstion that's going on.

BLAKE GOT SLICED
Yang: Did you hear what hapened Weiss?
No, that's why she's asking what the commotion is!
Weiss: No. What happened?

Normally I don't like to paste two images in visual novel style, but holy balls that wall of text.
AU!DP: Does anybody know what going on here?
AU!DP: None of this makes any sense to me at all. I wish someone could help me out here...
*SUDDENLY GLYNDA*
WHY ARE YOU HERE
Glynda: What did you kids do now?! Always making messes that I have to clean up later!
AU!DP: who are you?
Glynda: My name is Glynda Goodwitch. I'm a professer at this school, and that's Glynda to you.
AU!DP: Hello Glynda. My name is Dark Pit.
I don't know what I just did. Help.
Glynda: Your new here aren't you Dark Pit?
AU!DP: Yes. I am Glynda. I've had a very strage day today, maybe you could tell me what is happing to me? Why this is happing to me?
Yeah, i'm pretty sure this is botched translation.
Glynda: Here take a seat, and explain your story to me Dark Pit.
Glynda: You two kids get onto class now Yang Xio Long and miss Weiss Schenee, while I talk to your new classmate.
GAME: Yang and Weiss walk off together with Weiss running to get to class. She's not going to be late again because of distractions.
Glynda: Why don't you start from the beginning Dark Pit.
It all started when I was five years old.
AU!DP: Ok. Then. It'll all started yesterday.

HOLY TEXT WALL BATMAN!

LOOK AT THIS GIGANTIC WALL
Glynda: Very interesting indeed.
Glynda: Can I see your hand Dark Pit?
You can see it at all times, right?
AU!DP: Sure.
*That Pencil Sketch Reappears*
GAME: You show her your scar on your right hand.
Glynda: That's incredible!
It's just slashed up, I don't get it.
AU!DP: I just hope Blake will be ok.

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT
GAME: You quickly grab some cookies off the plate that's freshly been warmed.
AU!DP: Yes! Please. It'll relieve some of my stress that i've been having today, and Thank you Professer.
Ozpin: Your welcome Dark Pit.
Glynda: I'll have one too. Your cookies are the best Ozpin!
AU!DP: Finally some good news.
AU!DP: That makes me feel a little better.
WHAT ABOUT THE GUN
Ozpin: Whatever happened today is strictly your own bussiness Dark Pit. It's up to you to solve this mystery Dark Pit.
THANKS FOR NOT BEING HELPFUL
You know what, we need to cut it here.

Next Time: Maybe we can get an explanation? Probably not. Either way, we got a better reason to choose Dark Pit, and it was an accident.
But now to go see if I can get some progress in my new games.

Apparently, somebody wants me to keep this thing on the air. Who am I to judge?
(WHAT WE FINISHED ON: Ozpin: Whatever happened today is strictly your own bussiness Dark Pit. It's up to you to solve this mystery Dark Pit.)
Ozpin: That leaves me one question left to ask you Dark Pit.
I don't know what I did either.

That was very sudden. All we did was do I don't even know on one thing.
(THEY ACTUALLY GIVE YOU A CHOICE)
oh. Well, since it's going to gate me into it, might as well see how this works.
(CHOOSES NO)
AU!DP: I don't think i'm ready Professer! I need some time to think it through.
Ozpin: That's fine Dark Pit. There's always time to learn new things here at Beacony Acadmey.
PFFFFF- AHHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL FAIL!
Glynda: That true Dark Pit. There's always something new you can learn here from this school.
YOU'RE NOT ONSCREEN SHUT UP
Ozpin: I'll ask you again some other time. Maybe then you'll be ready to become a Huntersman or Huntress.
I understand the limitation, but would it kill to keep asking gender to help with things like this?
GAME: Glynda and Professer Ozpin leave the Dinning hall leaveing you alone there by yourself.
Once again, I think this was some form of translation with these consistent mistakes.
AU!DP: What should I do now?
AU!DP: I know! I should check on Blake to see how's she doing. I do hope she ok.
HEAVY FOCUS
GAME: You run off upstairs to check on Blake. Leaving the Dinning hall complete empty.
.:. End of Chapter 2
Wow, I didn't know I was that close to the end.
-CHAPTER 3: Training and Shadow Grimm!-

And now we have more Blake outfit variety.
AU!DP: Ok! Blake! Just wait a second Blake!
AU!DP: I'm glad to hear that your feeling better Blake.
Are we ever going to get an explanation for our weapon? If that's something I need to watch the show for, just tell me.
Blake: Yeah...I know. Now seriously! Get your stuff, and lets get going! I don't have all day!
AU!DP: Alright! Clam down Blake! I mean I did save your life and all! You can show me at least little respect.
I feel like that's still disrespectful.
Blake: I know!...I just have a tight schedule I'm running on Dark Pit!
I'M FREAKING OUT HERE
AU!DP: Alright. All done. Let's go Blake!
Blake: Finally!
DP's Self Narration: We walk out of my room downstairs to the Dinning Hall, and out into the courtyard to begin your new training.
That's a swap of some kind.

Of course.
AU!DP: Ok.
Blake: Now let's see if you can control that right hand of yours Dark Pit.
I don't know about that.
(THAT HAND SKETCH REAPPEARS)
WAAAAAGH WHY ARE THERE JUMPSCARES
Blake: What I want you to do is just to close your eyes, and focus on your power from your right hand.
on a sidenote i don't know what those red spots on the hand were from
Blake: Go ahead.
GAME: You close your eyes and begin to focus on your scar on right hand. It's starts to glow a bright red color. It's then followed by a bright flash of light.
As all magical weapons are known to do.
GAME: The light fades revealing a mysterious creature in a shape of a sphere to you in your right hand.
what

OH NO IT'S AN MS PAINT DEMON
AU!DP: Who are you, and what are you?
Are you sure it speaks?
[WARNING: High Stupidity Content Detected. View at Your Own Risk.]
Vector (it has a name?): Hello Master. I'm glad to see that your alive. I thought from that fall you would surely have died.
WHAT? WHAT IS HAPPENING?
AU!DP: Master?
AU!DP: Just who are you?
Vector: Who are YOU is a better question master?
Welcome to the place where the rails just fall off.
Vector: Do you remeber what happened? Why you fell from the sky?
AU!DP: No. I can't remember what happened.
Th...this is real?
Vector: That fall must have earsed your memory, and left you unconscious in that forest.
Wow, this is getting more stupid then Vale of Darkness and we're around 1/4ths in!
GAME: Blake just stares in amazement and shock of what is happing.
So am I, Blake. So am I.
Vector: Look Master. My name is Vector. I'm your guardian. I've been protecting you for a very long time Master. I do it from within that scar of yours on your right hand.
Vector: I know you must have many questions for me Master.
You can stop calling her Master, you know. People get embarrased by being addressed to that in public. Just ask my friend, Luchs.
AU!DP: Yes. I do. What are you is my first question Vector.
Vector: I am a special form of Dark Matter that has become sentient and living, I am able to create and form anything I want with this Dark Matter Magic I have from weapons to inanimate objects.
-Reminder: ACTUALLY HAPPENING-
AU!DP: Are you the one who saved me form that Grimm Creature Vector?
Yes.
Vector: Yes. I am the one who formed that Black Handgun you were using to kill that creature.
Vector: Unfortunately, I can only use my power for a certain amout of time. That's why I distergrated after you shot the gun Master.
I don't know if this is So Bad It's Good or So Bad It's Horrible right now
AU!DP: Ok. I see Vector.
AU!DP: So can I summon you whenever I want to then?
Vector: Yes. You can Master you just have to focus your energy into your right hand and think about something, and it will form itself into a object or weapon.
So now we have a Dark Mage Summoner. ...This story just keeps getting better.
Vector: Note this though Master the more complex the object or weapon is the more difficult it is for me to hold it's form for a long time.
AU!DP: Duly noted.
I'm sure any one of you could make a better explanation for the gun.
Blake: Umm...Dark Pit. You may want to take a look at this!
AU!DP: What is it Blake?

Just to remind you what i've been looking at. And remember, the music volume forced me to mute it.
Blake: It looks like there looking for something. Come on Dark Pit!
AU!DP: Blake you stay here! I'll check it out. I don't want you getting hurt again Blake.
IF YOU KEEP HER AWAY HOW ARE YOU GOING TO REACH S-SUPPORT
Blake: But...
AU!DP: You can follow behind me, but let me take the lead on this one. Ok?
And, without a doubt, we have crossed the Mary Sue Line. We have full rights to attack this on sight.
Blake: Ok? Your the one with the super powers anyway. Go ahead Master!
Come on, you're going to embarrass her!
GAME: You give Blake a frowned expression on your face.
GAME: You and Blake quickly head on over to where the action is.
TIME FOR A NON-INTENSE FIGHT SCENE!

WHAT THE F- WHAT IS THAT? GUYS. YOU ARE SEEING THIS GUYS.
(Other) Shadow Grimm: Right away sir!
Blake: What do we do Dark Pit?
How am I supposed to know? This story just got absolutely confusing.
AU!DP: Vector what are those creatures?
Vector: There Shadow Grimm! They want nothing but you dead Dark Pit! They want your powers so they can do evil things to the universe!
(Reminder: I chose a female protagonist. They said to find him. And refer to me in that. This is why you need to keep asking.)
Vector: There able to teleport long distances and short distances. Mean and vicious those creatures are! Almost Human like in appearance Master.
I think that I and all my viewers would disagree.
Vector: It would be best if we avoided them Master.
AU!DP: That'll be my decision to make not yours Vector.
Okay, that's just rude.
Blake: If you do go out there Dark Pit be careful.
AU!DP: I'll be fine! Now that I have my powers under control!
AU!DP: Now the question is should I attack them?
(CHOICE GIVEN)
Okay, I need to take a break from this because...well...that, and also...
ADDITION OF CROWD CHOICE!
I'll set up a poll for choosing this. I'm not sure if this will end up in something, but I have saved just in case.

I'm sorry for the image lack guys

Wait this is a feature? Well, time to option out the music.

A Post Production Note:


OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO
Dark Pit: This isn't how I knew Blake's secret, by the way. I added this Post-Production note myself. Don't show Pit. I want the reveal to be special for him.