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 SUPER ROBOT BATTLE DOME, ROBOT: ... ROBOT: I’M SUING.
King_Fuffy
 Posted: Jan 22 2020, 04:43 PM
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Hello all and welcome to a really stupid idea I had once: an idea I’m now calling SUPER ROBOT BATTLE DOME! Even though it doesn’t take place in a dome. Moving on from the literary fallacies of the name, I shall explain how character-building works. There are five stats, and three stat levels.

ATK: Attack! And used for strength checks.
DEF: How sturdy you are. Used for balance checks and protecting-from-damage checks.
IMG: Imagination! Like intelligence, but with a better name. Adds to your special attack stamina (I.E. how many times you can use your special attack).
SPD: SPEED! How fast you are!
LUK: Luck! Adds to your general dice rolls.

The three stat levels: Subpar, Average and Excellent. An average stat is around two average dice rolls, an excellent stat is three average dice rolls, and a subpar stat is one average dice roll. When you are picking your stats, you assign one subpar, two average, and two excellent stat levels to each of the 5 stats. Simply state what levels you want in each stat.

With the stuff taken care of, let’s start the campaign!
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You appear to be in a bit of a pickle.

While you were testing your new ROCKET-POWERED SHOPPING CART, the engines failed while you were trying to JUMP THE ENTIRE TOWN, and you landed at your school during the set build day for the school play and NOW THERE ARE EVIL ROBOTS ATTACKING AAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
(Alternatively you could be there for set build day I guess? Iunno.)

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GO DESTROY THE GODMODDER!

Face down a malevolent tyrant and cement yourself as part of vamprobabilitant history in DTG: Wizardry in Shellestokar!
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SirNatureWriter
 Posted: Jan 23 2020, 08:07 AM
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ATK: Subpar
DEF: Average
IMG: Excellent
SPD: Average
LCK: Excellent

Welp, at least I don't have to study for my calculus test anymore...

I look around the theater for anything that could be used as a self-defense tool.

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King_Fuffy
 Posted: Jan 25 2020, 09:25 AM
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QUOTE (SirNatureWriter @ Jan 23 2020, 01:07 PM)
ATK: Subpar
DEF: Average
IMG: Excellent
SPD: Average
LCK: Excellent

Welp, at least I don't have to study for my calculus test anymore...

I look around the theater for anything that could be used as a self-defense tool.

Here are your stats:

HP: 39
ATK: 13
DEF: 19
IMG: 33
SPD: 30
LUK: 34

You spot 3 possible weapons:
A drill with various drill bits (melee/range)
A wrench (melee)
A bit of rope (long melee)

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Carcinizing into God. All things become me eventually. Meta bullshit found contagious. Chuck E Cheese is an arcade not a restaurant. FANCY SANTAS!

GO DESTROY THE GODMODDER!

Face down a malevolent tyrant and cement yourself as part of vamprobabilitant history in DTG: Wizardry in Shellestokar!
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SirNatureWriter
 Posted: Jan 25 2020, 05:19 PM
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I grab the drill and the heads, take a moment to assess the situation, and bolt (no pun intended) to the nearest exit.

Statistics
HP: 39
ATK: 13
DEF: 19
IMG: 33
SPD: 30
LUK: 34

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King_Fuffy
 Posted: Feb 6 2020, 09:41 AM
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QUOTE (SirNatureWriter @ Jan 25 2020, 10:19 PM)
I grab the drill and the heads, take a moment to assess the situation, and bolt (no pun intended) to the nearest exit.

Statistics
HP: 39
ATK: 13
DEF: 19
IMG: 33
SPD: 30
LUK: 34


The robots rolled a 38 on their "block you from running away" check, minus 3 (your luck modifier) still means they block you. One of them pulls out a very nasty looking laser and begins charging it up.

3 turns until the laser fires!

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Carcinizing into God. All things become me eventually. Meta bullshit found contagious. Chuck E Cheese is an arcade not a restaurant. FANCY SANTAS!

GO DESTROY THE GODMODDER!

Face down a malevolent tyrant and cement yourself as part of vamprobabilitant history in DTG: Wizardry in Shellestokar!
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SirNatureWriter
 Posted: Feb 11 2020, 11:36 AM
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Well, great.
I guess I'll need to look for another way out.
I run back to the stage and grab the piece of rope from the stage. I tie it to the pole supporting the curtains, and from there make a Tarzan-style swing, jumping off at just the right time so I get over the robots' heads and hopefully land safely right by the exit.

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