I remind the Dank Weed Abominations that they are stale memes, and expose them to the hip meme that is We Are Number One edits. They then realize that they are not real villains, and immediately join EZIC. That is, they shoot themselves with a coconut gun.
--Charges--
Tap Frek: 2/10
Frap Tek: 2/10

Originally posted on 2016-12-23 04:06:00

Perceptual shift 4/10
PERCEPTUAL state 5/10
+1 tricklejest
i tell the teary eyed observer that he will never be loved. then i make him actually think so with magic. this makes him cry so much that he can't see any more.
then i tell him the secret to being loved is a certain direction, and trick him into jumping off a cliff. into a pit of spikes. filled with silverfish. ridden by zombies. that have magic wands. that shoot fireballs. then one of the fireballs breaks the wall and a floor of poisonous potatoes fly through. followed by a disembodied voice yells "buy an expensive computer. what? you don't have any money? sucks for you." while the the observer gets ill from the poison flying into their mouth, and then the voice starts yelling yelling "don't get ill. you can't afford to be ill, because you have an expensive computer to pay for!" and a bunch of lawyers run in and take everything the observer has, making him even more teary eyed, and then a meteor falls on him. its only as big as 3 ice-boxes, but its fast enough that it doesn't really matter.
while the wall is being destroyed and stuff, i say to nikitaw "don't you remember me? we teamed up to beat up a guy called xylan and stuff. well, maybe that hasn't happened for you yet. if so, remember to sabotage everyone but me, TOG, foodman, wukki, TELAXE, and hebenumbaone. including piono. especially piono.

Originally posted on 2016-12-23 10:09:00

DialogLog™:

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I officially join [AS].

2/2 - I draw a sword and equip it.

2/3 - I am still drawing the portal.

Originally posted on 2016-12-23 11:06:00

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1482420798))

Trickle walks up to the Dank Weed Abominations and releases a barrage of M, to the E, to the M to the E to the motherfucking S! What am I doing with my life? He plays "We Are Number One But Every One Is Replaced By Smoke Weed Everyday", a track that he made himself, obviously, in his MP35 weapon. Trickle climactically walks up to the Abominations, until the beat finally drops... "SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!" Trickle shoots the MP35 carefully, making sure every hit is a headshot. If the Abominations lack heads, he just shoots 'em anyway, at which point they appear to have a shit ton of holes with them. Dank Memes obviously pop up from all the sides of the screens once Trickle penta-kills the Weed. Yes, I know that I can't penta-kill them since there are only three of them. Shush. Don't logic. That's not a good. Trickle then fills the holes with good ol' cyanide. That should keep 'em down for a while. And he sprinkles a bit of happiness in there, too. [ARBITRARY REFERENCE]. CHARGES ----------- Hammer of the Bound - 8/10 Tin Can - 4/10 ----------- +1 to Speed. {Queue: Consommé, Joe, Nikita} [SUBJECT TO CHANGE]

You successfully smoke the Dank Weed Abominations, dealing 1500 damage to all three, killing the weakest.
+6500 XP

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1482425567))

The Iconoclast and the Destroyer "[REDACTED], what's a salty facsimile of Alicie?" An Iconoclast and Informant once said on a forum of Discord, discord that was less discordant than usual in most cases, bound by a constitution made by a Mage. The Iconoclast was curious and tilted their head forward in anticipation, perhaps because they noticed a typographical error and this reminded them of typography error land as opposed to a land named after the person that they were asking. "A typography," the Destroyer that they were asking replied, bluntly and sarcasticly. The error in the source code of reality was then replaced. Oh, sorry, the above placeholder was just using simulation technology to simulate an interaction between Annis and Piono. "Oh, my name's Alicia Cambridge," Alicia says, smiling at Auth. Anyway, Alicia walks forward, and notices Project Solidus the Ascendant Curse of S and Wielder of the Shotgun Curse JOE's switch to Pro-Simurghmodder, and him mocking my tone, as well as trying to murder the facsimile. That's like totes problematic and JOE should like totally just not. Alicia simply stares at JOE, and decides that she wants to farm the Echeladder. She decides that she's lazy today, and throws a high health Dank Weed Abomination in a shredder, cutting it into simple hash, and setting it on fire, causing the shredder to get high. The shredder, and with it, a Dank Weed Abomination rises into the sky, emitting hallucinogens as Alicia stands, with a hoe raised similar to a bat. The shredder comes down, and Alicia, barely missing, smashes the shredder into the ground, causing it to release a Dank Weed Abomination. By a Dank Weed Abomination, I actually mean water, mould and weed, splattered across the floor. Alicia then takes out a jar, composed entirely of Vacuo essentia, and shoves the Dank Weed Abomination's remnants into the jar, tricking the simulation into thinking it's Vacuo essentia. The jar turns out to be a void jar, which deletes excess essentia from reality by throwing it into an abyss. The Dank Weed Abomination thus experiences the same effect, coupled with some glitches, and thus decent portions of it are erased from the simulation. The facsimile will attack the lowest HP Dank Weed Abomination. Beginner's Artifice [2/10] [+1 from Speed] The Mayor Is [6/10] [+1 from Trickle] +1 to Toast (next up, Speed, Trickle, Hezetor)

You grind up one of the Dank Weed Abominations quite well, turning it back into just regular old Weed for 4000 damage.
+6000 XP

QUOTE (Nikitaw99 @ (time=1482426380))

A badly drawn mirror appears out of nowhere. It somehow reminds you of a portal. You don't know why. A person walks out of the portal. DialogLog™: Spoiler Alert AA: fuck AA: you never know where the mirrors lead -- AA sighs -- AA: might aswell walk back in -- AA turns around -- AA: wait wait the mirror is broken... AA: fuck you weird plot shit Due to weird plot shit™ the mirror-portal™ is broken. I draw a sword just incase. 1/2 I try to draw another mirror-portal™ to escape. 1/3 EDIT: Forgot to mention I will join in as Neutral [N].

Welcome to the game!
+2000 XP

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1482426893))

Trickle attempts to do more shenanigans, but this piece of shit flies over and smacks his face. Hammer of the Bound - 10/10 "Oh, finally!" "I can be reunited with my best weapon!" The Shishkablam and MP35 sob and attempt to overthrow Trickle, but luckily, he catches them in time. "Off to the time-out corner with you lot!" The weapons cry and return to the backpack's back pouch, dubbed the 'Time-Out Corner'. I really have nothing better to do. Anyway, Trickle binds one of the Weed Monsters, gaining its slab. The slab is yet unactivated, since at least one of them is still alive, most likely. Once the Monster is bound... TRICKLE ACTIVATES HEROISM! And shit happens. CHARGES ----------- Tin Can - 5/10 Bane of the Pobyos - 1/10 ----------- +1 to Consommé. {Queue: Joe, Nikita, Speed} [SUBJECT TO CHANGE]

Unfortunately, you never really made it clear to me what the hammer does. If you want the hammer to be an actual summoned artifact, you're gonna have to tell me what it's supposed to do combat-wise. You can do so in PM if you desire to keep the effects secret from other players.

So, something I'm gonna explain now, Special abilities only get you full XP the first time you use it. After that they grant half the total XP.

COMBAT SPECIAL: Heroism (Basic)!
Trickle pulls forth the most heroic of all weapons, sadly not his special hammer, but a sword! Everyone knows that swords are the most heroic of weapons. It's among the most simple of trope knowledge. King Arthur had a sword, so did Hercules! So that's what he'll use. Using this most basic of heroing knowledges, Trickle charges forward, knowing that his sword will give him strength! YAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaauuuuuuhhhh that monster is actually kinda scary... you know what? He'll just be... over there... if anyone needs him. Trickle immediately turns around and runs behind a rock. His opponent roars with laughter and charges after him, only to trip over the sword that Trickle dropped, faceplanting into the ground and taking 3000 damage!
+5000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1482427797))

Perceptual shift 3/10 PERCEPTUAL state 4/10 i +1 trickle because i have no better choice and he has a really sob story about his starving family. after receiving information from heaven, i join PS. why? because of reasons. since salty facsimile of alicia seems the most likely to be annoying, i pull out my new silly-weapon: enchanted socks!  i run forward, smacking her silly with a barrage of hits from my white socks, before throwing them at her and pulling out some red socks, which burn on contact. i start pushing her back, landing the occasional hit, before i decide she's retreating too much, so i pull out a rune-sock, and put it on. i now generate a cage, powered by my socks, which will keep her from backing up. as i do this, i lob occasional black-socks at her, which keep her busy by exploding. then, the cage generated, i grab my green socks, swinging at her lazily, before i throw one of them fast, landing a hit which infects her with a weak poison. then a new pair of socks appear, blue and brown. i swing the brown one in a feint before darting with the blue, landing a hit, as her(?) arm starts to freeze near the point of impact. i throw the brown sock up and smack it at her with the blue, darting in to attack at the same time, as the brown sock seems to grow and change, becoming a sock made of rock, while i swing the blue sock. regardless of which sock she blocks, it hurts / weakens her, before i pull out some golden-lined socks with lots of roman numerals on them, which seem to leave a blur when swung, as if they move too fast to see, and time slows for me as i move my blue sock (i'm still using it) and use the heightened speed and reaction times to make sure it hits, striking the joints and extremity's first before moving in to the middle, slowly freezing her and slowing her down, before i switch to a  pure-white and pitch black sock pair, breaking the ice when i strike with the white, and creating a black sticky gunk with the black, before i put them inside one another and create a chaotically colored and threaded, badly made sock, somehow, followed by throwing it at them, then running over to nikitaw and saying "oh, by the way, the guy with the circle on the ground beneath him is "totally" the "good" guy and you should "totes" "join" "him"."

JOEbob takes advantage of a special, exclusive one-time only offer to join the PS without needing a DRAMATIC BETRAYAL™
Hope he likes it there because he's probably not going to get to leave.

Regardless of that, he uses the most heinous of weapons known to man... smelly socks! Or are they silly socks? Who knows, the point is that 5000 damage is dealt to the salty fascimile of alicia
+7000 XP

QUOTE (micbs @ (time=1482435003))

0kay, s0 that p0isin didn't work then? G0RRI!A The p0isin always works! We!! i'!! just try something else then. A sh0tgun appears in my hand BANG! sh0tgun she!!s s0rr0und the high !ibera! My hand that was expl0ded off me sudden!y c!0ses A!! the sh0tgun she!!s exp!0de int0 the high !ibera! 3/3 Spiked parag00mba Spiked parag00mba has been summ0ned! 2/5 "d00r 0pener

Oh no! Not the right to bear arms! 3500 damage to the High Liberal!
+5500 XP

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1482438835))

The woman quickly figures out what team certain people are on, and decides that she really only wants to be out of the simulation as soon as possible, which required destroying the Simumodder, obviously. But, just as she aims her fleshy revolver at aforementioned target, the weapon seems to start whispering to her. She frowns. "...Dammit. Alright, low recoil, find something else to shoot." The X-Corpse Shooter whispers again to her, before flicking her hand around to point itself at the Evil Hippy army instead. "Alright, I can work with this. Blast 'em to hell." Odd. The Fairview Survivor seems to be talking to that damn gun... Regardless, it's working, a number of .50-caliber handgun bullets flying forth from the revolver and smashing into the Hippies, each shot carefully and precisely aimed, on-point due to the low amount of recoil force. Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter Secondary weapon: NA Tertiary weapon: NA Armor: NA

1000 damage to dealt to three evil hippies.
+5000 XP

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1482447771))

I throw the High Liberal into a complex deathtrap involving toothpicks, a rabbit, and a literal ton of bricks. I then begin a charge: Ninjaneer: 1/5

Ouch, that sounded painful. 3000 damage.
+5000 XP

QUOTE (Hezetor @ (time=1482449085))

After the utter failure to make a dramatic entrance™ our yet to be formally introduced "hero" is left thinking what to do. I wonder what I should do, maybe a proper entrance, because really, how could I live without it? But how... After spending the previous turn with thoughts like those he is finally ready to strike, or at least to enter the game. He goes next to a mason, probably the only one that survived the suicide charge against the Simumodder. He lift him from the ground without apparent movement. "Are you alive?" "Yes... barely my lord" "Good it's time to finish your work" After saying this a few lights emerge from the corpses of the various masons and technicians that worked to make the cathedral-factory, all these lights enter the body of the last man, still fluctuating from the ground, all his wounds are no more in an instant. "Wha-at h-happend my lord?" "I restored your body and upgraded your mind, now you have the ability to finish the work that your peers could not make" The re-born man stares at his lord, his blue eyes look back at him. "You should have already started" Our heroic mason imbued of the power of all his dead companions and with the knowledge of all the technicians starts to build his opera magna, he builds and crafts without rest an immense cathedral partially composed of a factory capable of building robots around the Simummoder and everyone else. After 4 entire minutes of work the immense work is complete the mason collapses to the ground incapable of standing on its own clearly exhausted from this tremendous deal of work. "About time" From the inside of the majestic building the various participants of the war see a man crush the rose window from the outside with an audible crack, a million pieces of glass are shattered to the ground. A white light enlightens all the area as a man dressed with red flowing robes lands fiercely at the centre of the building. He looks to all the participants and then to the Simummoder and with a loud voice he speaks: "And Hezetor is!" Well... surely dramatic, but totally not necessary. +1 to Consumer 5/10 +2 from Talist, +1 from Consumer 2/10

Terrain changed to cathedral/factory hybrid! It will spawn two Holy Robots every round.
+5000 XP for the dramatic entrance and terrain change.

QUOTE (Sp33d0n @ (time=1482453654))

Auth summons a Mirror, and stabs through it with Inkscalibur. A vein in the blade glows with a bright green, and the six remaining veins dim. Viric, the colour of Shallow Sleep. It has a strong connotation with Mirrors. So, how about I show you what I can do with these connections! Auth creates multiple Mirrors of himself, and slowly walks towards the High Liberal. They all charge and attack, and as some of them get close, the mirrors disappear and reappear behind the Liberal. This also happens if he tries to Counterattack. Their blades clash as they all tear the insignificant politician into a billion pieces. They then move even faster, due to Viric also being the color of shallow sleep, causing restlessness. After about fine minutes of High Liberal being torn a bunch of new ones, the Real Author backs up, and all the Mirrors leap and stab at it, all at the same time. Retreat, before you are harmed further! ACTION SUMMARY: Auth uses Viric to clone himself and attack the High Liberal more times than he should be able to. SPECIAL ATTACKS: CRUSADE OF THE LOST: 5/10 (+1 from Trickle) SEEKERS OF THE NAME: 4/10 +1 to Trickle

You perform a mirror-clone combo for 4000 damage!
+6000 XP

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1482458572))

Redstone appears and blows up at the same time due to being in too many DTG sessions at "once." Instead, a blocky man with a rounded cylindrical head appears and says "Can I has cheeseburger" before being stabbed by another person who has the same body structure, but has constantly changing appearances, from a crying person, to a dude with headphones and a tuxedo, to a secret agent. The man finally gets a definitive outfit of bleached white skin with a paper bag on him. The bag has a badly drawn head on it which also seems to have rainbow hair. "Sorry for the small mess.", he says, "That noob followed me everywhere." sparkysfaint is now an AS. Sparkysfaint summons an explosive orb, which he then hurls at a/the Dank Weed Abomination. 1/10 Swordstorm 1/5 FREE MOHDALZ!!!!!!11!!!!1!!

Welcome to the game.
You throw a small explosive orb, dealing 3000 damage to one of the Dank Weed Abominations!
+5000 XP

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1482465993))

I remind the Dank Weed Abominations that they are stale memes, and expose them to the hip meme that is We Are Number One edits. They then realize that they are not real villains, and immediately join EZIC. That is, they shoot themselves with a coconut gun. --Charges-- Tap Frek: 2/10 Frap Tek: 2/10

The sudden onslaught of this existential horror causes the weaker of the two to commity suicide, and the latter to take 1000 damage.
+5000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1482487766))

Perceptual shift 4/10 PERCEPTUAL state 5/10 +1 tricklejest i tell the teary eyed observer that he will never be loved. then i make him actually think so with magic. this makes him cry so much that he can't see any more. then i tell him the secret to being loved is a certain direction, and trick him into jumping off a cliff. into a pit of spikes. filled with silverfish. ridden by zombies. that have magic wands. that shoot fireballs. then one of the fireballs breaks the wall and a floor of poisonous potatoes fly through. followed by  a disembodied voice yells "buy an expensive computer. what? you don't have any money? sucks for you." while the the observer gets ill from  the poison flying into their mouth, and then the voice starts yelling yelling "don't get ill. you can't afford to be ill, because you have an expensive computer to pay for!" and a bunch of lawyers run in and take everything the observer has, making him even more teary eyed, and then a meteor falls on him. its only as big as 3 ice-boxes, but its fast enough that it doesn't really matter. while the wall is being destroyed and stuff, i say to nikitaw "don't you remember me? we teamed up to beat up a guy called xylan and stuff. well, maybe that hasn't happened for you yet. if so, remember to sabotage everyone but me, TOG, foodman, wukki, TELAXE, and hebenumbaone. including piono. especially piono.

ERROR: I forgot to respond to this, but I did the whole update and all the posts and everything.
Take 8000 XP as compensation.

QUOTE (Nikitaw99 @ (time=1482491215))

DialogLog™: Spoiler Alert JOE: oh, by the way, the guy with the circle on the ground beneath him is "totally" the "good" guy and you should "totes" "join" "him". AA: do i really need to trust you? AA: i dont even know who you are -- AA sighs -- AA: hm... AA: seems like all those guys are attacking the guy with the circle beneath him AA: hes probably the bad guy, i guess??? AA: i mean there are so many heroes and bosses and monsters and etc -- AA joins AS -- I officially join [AS]. 2/2 - I draw a sword and equip it. 2/3 - I am still drawing the portal.

Erm, is your 2 poster supposed to do anything?
Anyways, I decide to elect you mercy on that side switch since you just joined this round and haven't done anything yet anyways.
+2000 XP

Consumer has leveled up! Level 1: "Alice"
Combat Special unlocked: Megacorprruption (basic)
JOEbob has leveled up! Level 1: "average joebob"
Combat Special unlocked: Portaltech (basic)

EoTB:
The salty fascimile of alicia becomes incredibly salty when it discovers that, once again, it is 1000 damage away from being able to unleash a finisher on the dank wee abomination, then becomes even saltier when the teary-eyed observer picks it off AND deals 500 damage to the three weakest of the evil hippies.
The Evil hippies continue working their evil hippie magic, because it turns out they have not yet run out of bonus drugs thanks to the efforts of the High Liberal, and they once again invite the Teary-Eyed Observer into their circle. The Teary-Eyed Observer, still emotionally devastated from last round's events, winds up overdosing and dies. Don't do drugs kids, or you'll wind up like him. Dead at the feet of a ring of evil hippies.
That leaves just the High Liberal, who confronts the salty fascimile of alicia. They quickly whip out a pen and (for the sake of the environment of course) use their high legislative prowess to ban the import and export of all salt in the land, including retroactively, causing a small force of BRUTALITY POLICE to come in and wail on the fascimile for 2500 damage.
The simumodder decides to complement this outpouring of hatred and pours a bucket of water over the fascimile's head, dealing 7000 damage to them.

All status effects, abilities and etc. tick up/down. 2 Holy Robots are spawned.
The Simumodder tosses JOEbob 4 +1s.

Weather: Clear (no effect)
Terrain: Cathedral/Factory (Spawns two Holy Robots every round.)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 100/100
Evil Hippies x4 [PS]: Hp: 4500/5000
Evil Hippies x3 [PS]: Hp: 3000/5000
High Liberal [PS]: Hp: 6500/25000
Holy Robots x2 [AS]: Hp: 1000/1000
salty fascimile of alicia [AS]: Hp: 2500/20000. but what if i don't like your existence: 3/3 (high: 1 round)



Originally posted on 2016-12-23 19:11:00

Trickle decides to scrap all of his plans, cause they're shit. Even the Hammer. Even the slabs. All of them.
Sorry if I'm tormenting you with all these charge switches, but I don't really want to vulnerable just yet. Sorry about that.
I use my Hammer of the Bound charge to use 'Tin Can', 'Tin Can' changes into 'Bane of the Pobyos', and 'Bane of the Pobyos' changes into 'TinOS 2.0'!
The Hammer of the Bound dissipates and instead Trickle suddenly summons a 10-post worth entity!

Trickle takes out a Tin Can from his backpack, does some shit to it, feeds it the charge and sacrifices it, summoning...

TinCube! Wow! What an original name!
(I'm scrapping the whole totem pole thing, too, by the way.)
Anyways, TinCube should have 35,000 HP, I'm pretty sure by your rules, and 5,000 damage.
He's also a blatant reference to Polandball, and is also a robot, so if you don't know what Polandball is you might be a bit confused.
TinCube has a 5 post charge attack, 'TinCube can into face', obviously based on the famous 'Polandball can't into space'. TinCube basically smashes the face of the enemy repeatedly.

Suddenly, Trickle's phone rings!

"Shiiiiiit... not now!"

He picks up the phone. It seems to be coming from someone called... Oh, fuck... It's Satan.

"What is it this time?"
"Hey, that's my catchphrase!"
"I can use it too. You're not the FineBros, you can't go around copyrighting everything!"
"Alright, alright. Listen, I need you to do something for me."
"Now?!"
"Yes! I've done so much for you, and when I ask for a favor, you're suddenly "busy" or something!"
"Yes, as a matter of fact, I'm ACTUALLY busy!"
"Come on! Just one thing! Please?"
"Guh. Fine."
"Do you see that High Liberal over there? Or, I mean, a simulation of the High Liberal?"
"How did you s-"
"Shush! No questions! We don't have magmuch time! I need you to kill him, and I need you to kill him NOW!"
"What? Why?"
"I SAID - NO QUESTIONS! Now, you're gonna have to do this quick, cause I r-"
"Uh... cause you what?"
"Beeeeeeep..."
"Satan? Hey! Are you there?!"
"Dammit!"
"Sigh... Guess I have to kill him now..."
"Not that I didn't want to prior, hehehe."


Trickle picks up TinCube and looks at him.

"Awww... you're such a cutie!"
"Now go and make Trickle proud by destroying that High Liberal, okay?"

TinCube stares at Trickly idly.

"Guh. Fine. I'll tell you how to do it."
"So you come up close to him, and then to attack, you-"

Upon hearing the word "attack", TinCube spazzes out, jumps into the air and mashes itself into the High Liberal repeatedly, knocking him out.

"TINCUBE CAN INTO BRIEFCASE!!!"

TinCube shifts into a briefcase, and a giant ray gun emerges from inside the briefcase.

"TINCUBE CAN REPLACE!!!"
"YOU WITH ASH!!!"

TinCube fires the ray gun and eviscerates the High Liberal.


"Woah! Nice!"

Trickle runs full speed at the High Liberal and kicks it in it's disemboweled nuts, before taking out the MP35 out of the "Time-Out Zone", playing the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared time song, and giving a nice lil' time out to the High Liberal.

"If there's one thing I've learned from One Punch Man, it's that every attack has to be done with the intent to KILL!"
"But Saitama could also learn a thing or two from me. I am the greatest hero who ever lived, of course."

Sure, you are, Trickle. Sure.
Trickle then grabs the third and final weapon remaining in his bag, the Void-Vortex Ventilator.
He shoots it straight at the High Liberal, creating a Void-Vortex, basically a voidey black hole. Yay.
The High Liberal is sucked in and all the empty parts full of air in his body inflate vigorously and exponentially until it reaches with a sudden *pop*... they explode, and so does he.

"JUST DIE!!!"
"I! AM! INFINITE!"

Keep in mind that he's still in the Void-Vortex, spinning around at a pretty fast fucking rate.
His exploded limbs and parts spin and spin until Trickle fires another Void-Vortex, nullifying the first one and making the High Liberal not exist.

"Ahhhh..."
"Finally."
"Perfection."


CHARGES
-----------
Bane of the Pobyos - 8/10 [+1 from Joe, Speed]
TinOS 2.0 - 2/10
-----------

+1 to Joe.
{Queue: Nikita, Speed, Consommé} [SUBJECT TO CHANGE]

Originally posted on 2016-12-23 20:06:00

I shoot a heal cannon at the Salty Fascimile of Alicia.

Ninjaneer: 2/5

Originally posted on 2016-12-23 20:08:00

The facsimile will use but what if i don't like your existence on the highest HP PG.

Alicia uses Megacorprruption: Alice, on the High Liberal, because this is obviously a damage effect. It is exposed to a wide, wide variety of disgusting corporate truths, causing it to bang its head on the wall. Alicia then opens up a portal to Wonderland, and shoves the High Liberal through. It turns out to be a plane of LSD, and the High Liberal becomes a flesh interface. She then realises that Alice is a title, not a technique name. Whatever.

Now is the time to use filler to gain damage, because Piono does not simply allow us free damage via Battle Techniques. How rude. Now, Combat Specials are Battle Techniques. BET TAV, BT. British Telecommunications. You see, Battle Techniques are techniques that communicate to reality that the user is preforming something cool, and, you know what. This is dumb. This, this is very dumb. Piono, can you please give us free damage? Pretty please, with cherries on top?


Beginner's Artifice [4/10] [+1 from Hezetor]
The Mayor Is [8/10] [+1 from Trickle]
+1 to Speed (next up, Trickle, Hezetor)

Originally posted on 2016-12-23 20:10:00

Perceptual shift 7/10 +2 from simumodder
PERCEPTUAL state 8/10 +2 from simumodder
+1 to tricklejest, I don't have anyone else to help.
I levelled up, nice! since portaltech obviously uses portals some how, and i can probably control my own ability’s, I gather a bunch of energy and infuse a single arrow with pierce II, then get a bow from buttspace (like hammerspace but its actually just my butt) and shoot the arrow while activating Portaltech, hopefully causing the arrow to fly through several portals and hit all the opposing entitys repeatedly. alternatively, i use Portaltech to cause a giant asteroid flying around somewhere to appear above the AS area of the battlefield.
after doing that, if i can do more stuff without weakening it, I run over to the salty fascimile of alicia and decide to do my best to finish her off, taking out a sigil, marked with blood in the shape of a blade, which since obviously this uses life energy and i haven’t grinded it here, is cast from hit points and buffed a ton because obviously that’s how it works. anyway a bloody sword appears in my hand, and i strike, slashing fast and leaving no room to retaliate. after exactly 28.43 seconds, i do a single, more powerfull swing and drop the blade, finishing the blade-use at exactly 30 seconds, before i gulp down a off-red potion, wipe my mouth, and take out a small stone, an inscription showing a spiral carved on it. this carving is coloured blue. i concentrate some of my energy in the stone, the lines beginning to glow, before throwing it at Alicia. since this is obviously not a good sign, she'll try to dodge away, but unless she can reach 413 KM from a standstill in 3 seconds, she'll ram into a glittering wall, which cannot affect me as it is run from my strength. i calmly walk over, slowly closing my previously open hand, and causing the walls to shrink,and Alicia to be immobilised. this, humorously, is easier to maintain, because there’s a smaller area to affect. then i pull out a wand, though it looks wrong, on a fundamental level. like it is the very opposite of what a wand should be, yet still is. a Corruption of a wand, if you will. however, as a more attentive watcher might notice, cages and spirals are not so closely related. why was there a spiral there? almost as if in answer, i proceed to lift the wand, flicking it to the side, and with it, alicia flies into the wall. then i point it at the stone, and a thin beam of emptiness flys forward, almost agonizingly slowly, toward the stone. one impact, again almost too slowly and su s p e n s f u l l y t o b a r e , flecks and wisps of blackness float out and die from the lines, before a "flash", though you could hardly call it that, since its of darkness, not light, is visible and the lines 'shine' black , and a small hole, a speck of darkness, appears in the middle. the areas near it seem to warp, and small objects float toward it, but it is not yet strong enough for its purpose. my channelling skills must have softened while i had so much power at my hand, long ago and yet earlier today, when there were time loops which protected me and letters that could try to s t o p me, a network and a true one. . . but i digress. i pull out a small crystal and embed it into the top of the corrupted wand, gathering light and matter from the surroundings, before i stick the wand to the ground and a large, but shallow, crater appears. 10 centimetres deep and 12 kilometres across. this has a side effect of unsettling the citadel-factory, damaging several parts and even breaking a window or two. regardless, i lift my wand that should not be, and a tether appears, connecting the wand and the small dot still floating in the air. the dot grows, and some objects actually fly in, elongating before time seems to slow, and they begin to dim. the tether widens, and wind begins to blow. salty fascimile of alicia feels a strong pull as the the dot nears the size of a leaf, and soon starts getting sucked in. not wanting to let her escape, i close my hand almost entirely, forcing her into the dot. the tether fades, its power exhausted, as the small Black hole I had created and sustained begins to evaporate. if any of salty fascimile of alicia survives, it is nearly dead, the pain of being spagetified incapicating her for the turn. the true propose of the wall the stone created was to stop the rest of the simulated "world" from being absorbed. it may be fake, but so is everything else but some people sitting at theiir keyboards, typing away.

Originally posted on 2016-12-23 21:40:00

2/10 Swordstorm
2/5 FREE MOHDALZ!!!!!!11!!!!1!!

+1 Jondanger

sparkysfaint places down the turbo fusion gun kit and builds a bazooka. He runs up to a High Liberal, yells "Conservatives are better!", and shoots a round in the High Liberal's face.


Originally posted on 2016-12-23 22:12:00

"First of all, my holy mechanized servants your duty is to attack these Evil Hippies, the ones that are most damaged first"
Hezetor says to the two holy robots.

After this he personally throws a single grain of sand to the Simumodder.


+1 to Consumer
6/10
3/10

Originally posted on 2016-12-23 22:25:00

I do a silly dance. This somehow makes it rain gasoline.

Ninjaneer: 4/5 (+1 from Redstone)

+1 to Redstone

Originally posted on 2016-12-23 22:29:00

i give the high !ibera! A newspaper. it is fulled 0f insults ab0ut him.
Wh0 has rights? i have rights, sucker.
A!s0, G0RRI!A trump. He sucks. G0 h0me.


3/5 d00r 0pener
1/10 c0mp0net a f0r unkn0wn device

Originally posted on 2016-12-23 22:44:00

Sheriff Clint Cactus pulls out a Trusty Revolver, twirls it around, and shoots the High Liberal. Repeatedly.

Originally posted on 2016-12-24 00:17:00

"Huh, system works roughly the same here as it does back there. Damage enemy, get experience."

The revolver whispers to her.

"Yeah, I feel way underleveled, and I can't find any other guns yet. You'll do for now, even though this ain't a stealth mission. That liberal's probably dead by now, or about to be, so ignore him."

A moment of silence. Then, the X-Corpse Shooter jerks around, forcibly aiming itself at one of the Evil Hippies who happen to have low health. Cue three quick shots flying forth, one in each eye and one in the throat. A moment passes. It whispers again, causing the Fairview Survivor to sigh in irritation and reload.

Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter
Secondary weapon: NA
Tertiary weapon: NA
Armor: NA

Originally posted on 2016-12-24 00:59:00

[big][big][big][b]Destroying the Simumodder[/big][/big][/big]

You are now Miyuki.exe, a polymorphic sentient computer virus in the form of an anime girl. You have just infiltrated a computer simulation. There are a bunch of hippies who apparently are magical or something. They probably smoked too much dank weed and are now in the highest level of MLG euphoria.
You then realize this is stupid and lace their drugs with ROFL-7 neurotoxin. A trololol slide proceeds to cover them in EAS Tones Machines, which all go off at once, causing them to bleed from the ears.

[/b]
[big]> Next.[/big]

Quickscope Rifle: 1/10 | The Wall: 1/10 | +1 to Consumer.

Originally posted on 2016-12-24 13:18:00

Sorry if this is considered to be another long-post, I'm really feeling like long-posting and creativiting [sic] today and my charge finished... soooo... ( ° ʖ °)

Trickle sees that this is a thing.

Bane of the Pobyos - 10/10

This soon? Really? TinCube just finished charging a post prior!
Trickle guesses that he's just straight up fucking famous and everyone loves him.

He grabs the charge, breaks it right open like an egg, and finds a piece of hay in there.

"Hmmm? What's this for?"

He decides to toss the hay at the Evil Hippies.
And suddenly...
A shit ton of Ponyos, Ponios, Spaghettios, PiUhOhs, Piosnows, Pianos, Pionios, Pionos, Pobyos, Poboys, Pogirls, Poothers and Politicians run at the Evil Hippies, powered by the charge, running at the Hippies, and since they're all versions of you - Piono, they're all carrying Rapture.
The horde of Alternate Pionos all slice through the Hippies like it's nobody's business.

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CHARGES
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TinOS 2.0 - 3/10
( ° ʖ °) - 1/10
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+1 to Nikita.
{Queue: Speed, Consommé, Cobalt} [SUBJECT TO CHANGE]

Originally posted on 2016-12-24 14:21:00

pi0n0, you forgot my summon.
and if y0u keep f0rgetting, i wi!! make sure y0u remember, 0kay?

I hand the high !ibera! a c0py of the c0nstitut0in sh0wing him a!! the rights, we have, and he d0esn't

3/5 "d00r 0pener"
2/10 Unkn0wn machine c0mp0nent A

Originally posted on 2016-12-24 16:10:00

Alright, the update got wiped because of a very unfortunate twitch-click so I don't have exact values for everything up to JOE's post.
Also! I'm going to be removing the echeladder. As it turns out, writing up special attacks SEEMS really cool on paper, but is actually a huge hassle and would've wound up breaking game balance pretty hard at its higher levels. Comb Raves and Final Smashes might get to be things in the final game, but if they do, they won't be level-locked.

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1482523571))

Trickle decides to scrap all of his plans, cause they're shit. Even the Hammer. Even the slabs. All of them. Sorry if I'm tormenting you with all these charge switches, but I don't really want to vulnerable just yet. Sorry about that. I use my Hammer of the Bound charge to use 'Tin Can', 'Tin Can' changes into 'Bane of the Pobyos', and 'Bane of the Pobyos' changes into 'TinOS 2.0'! The Hammer of the Bound dissipates and instead Trickle suddenly summons a 10-post worth entity! Trickle takes out a Tin Can from his backpack, does some shit to it, feeds it the charge and sacrifices it, summoning... TinCube! Wow! What an original name! (I'm scrapping the whole totem pole thing, too, by the way.) Anyways, TinCube should have 35,000 HP, I'm pretty sure by your rules, and 5,000 damage. He's also a blatant reference to Polandball, and is also a robot, so if you don't know what Polandball is you might be a bit confused. TinCube has a 5 post charge attack, 'TinCube can into face', obviously based on the famous 'Polandball can't into space'. TinCube basically smashes the face of the enemy repeatedly. Suddenly, Trickle's phone rings! "Shiiiiiit... not now!" He picks up the phone. It seems to be coming from someone called... Oh, fuck... It's Satan. "What is it this time?" "Hey, that's my catchphrase!" "I can use it too. You're not the FineBros, you can't go around copyrighting everything!" "Alright, alright. Listen, I need you to do something for me." "Now?!" "Yes! I've done so much for you, and when I ask for a favor, you're suddenly "busy" or something!" "Yes, as a matter of fact, I'm ACTUALLY busy!" "Come on! Just one thing! Please?" "Guh. Fine." "Do you see that High Liberal over there? Or, I mean, a simulation of the High Liberal?" "How did you s-" "Shush! No questions! We don't have magmuch time! I need you to kill him, and I need you to kill him NOW!" "What? Why?" "I SAID - NO QUESTIONS! Now, you're gonna have to do this quick, cause I r-" "Uh... cause you what?" "Beeeeeeep..." "Satan? Hey! Are you there?!" "Dammit!" "Sigh... Guess I have to kill him now..." "Not that I didn't want to prior, hehehe." Trickle picks up TinCube and looks at him. "Awww... you're such a cutie!" "Now go and make Trickle proud by destroying that High Liberal, okay?" TinCube stares at Trickly idly. "Guh. Fine. I'll tell you how to do it." "So you come up close to him, and then to attack, you-" Upon hearing the word "attack", TinCube spazzes out, jumps into the air and mashes itself into the High Liberal repeatedly, knocking him out. "TINCUBE CAN INTO BRIEFCASE!!!" TinCube shifts into a briefcase, and a giant ray gun emerges from inside the briefcase. "TINCUBE CAN REPLACE!!!" "YOU WITH ASH!!!" TinCube fires the ray gun and eviscerates the High Liberal. "Woah! Nice!" Trickle runs full speed at the High Liberal and kicks it in it's disemboweled nuts, before taking out the MP35 out of the "Time-Out Zone", playing the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared time song, and giving a nice lil' time out to the High Liberal. "If there's one thing I've learned from One Punch Man, it's that every attack has to be done with the intent to KILL!" "But Saitama could also learn a thing or two from me. I am the greatest hero who ever lived, of course." Sure, you are, Trickle. Sure. Trickle then grabs the third and final weapon remaining in his bag, the Void-Vortex Ventilator. He shoots it straight at the High Liberal, creating a Void-Vortex, basically a voidey black hole. Yay. The High Liberal is sucked in and all the empty parts full of air in his body inflate vigorously and exponentially until it reaches with a sudden *pop*... they explode, and so does he. "JUST DIE!!!" "I! AM! INFINITE!" Keep in mind that he's still in the Void-Vortex, spinning around at a pretty fast fucking rate. His exploded limbs and parts spin and spin until Trickle fires another Void-Vortex, nullifying the first one and making the High Liberal not exist. "Ahhhh..." "Finally." "Perfection." CHARGES ----------- Bane of the Pobyos - 8/10 [+1 from Joe, Speed] TinOS 2.0 - 2/10 ----------- +1 to Joe. {Queue: Nikita, Speed, Consommé} [SUBJECT TO CHANGE]

Alright, long story short, charged abilities on entities still make them stronger, so TinCube's attack power is reduced slightly.
You also dealt pretty hefty damage to the High Liberal.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1482523711))

I shoot a heal cannon at the Salty Fascimile of Alicia. Ninjaneer: 2/5

You restored 1500 health to the Salty Fascimile. I have no reason why I remembered this particular exact damage value.

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1482523845))

The facsimile will use but what if i don't like your existence on the highest HP PG. Alicia uses Megacorprruption: Alice, on the High Liberal, because this is obviously a damage effect. She then realises that Alice is a title, not a technique name. Whatever. Now is the time to use filler to gain damage, because Piono does not simply allow us free damage via Battle Techniques. How rude. Now, Combat Specials are Battle Techniques. BET TAV, BT. British Telecommunications. You see, Battle Techniques are techniques that communicate to reality that the user is preforming something cool, and, you know what. This is dumb. This, this is very dumb. Piono, can you please give us free damage? Pretty please, with cherries on top? Beginner's Artifice [4/10] [+1 from Hezetor] The Mayor Is [8/10] [+1 from Trickle] +1 to Speed (next up, Trickle, Hezetor)

You unleashed your special attack, it was really cool, and then I lost it.
You also killed the High Liberal pretty effectively.
He got eaten by a briefcase.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1482529223))

Perceptual shift 7/10 +2 from simumodder PERCEPTUAL state 8/10 +2 from simumodder +1 to tricklejest, I don't have anyone else to help. I levelled up, nice! since portaltech obviously uses portals some how, and i can probably control my own ability’s, I gather a bunch of energy and infuse a single arrow with pierce II, then get a bow from buttspace (like hammerspace but its actually just my butt) and shoot the arrow while activating Portaltech, hopefully causing the arrow to fly through several portals and hit all the opposing entitys repeatedly. alternatively, i use Portaltech to cause a giant asteroid flying around somewhere to appear above the AS area of the battlefield. after doing that, if i can do more stuff without weakening it, I run over to the salty fascimile of alicia and decide to do my best to finish her off, taking out a sigil, marked with blood in the shape of a blade, which since obviously this uses life energy and i haven’t grinded it here, is cast from hit points and buffed a ton because obviously that’s how it works. anyway a bloody sword appears in my hand, and i strike, slashing fast and leaving no room to retaliate. after exactly 28.43 seconds, i do a single, more powerfull swing and drop the blade, finishing the blade-use at exactly 30 seconds, before i gulp down a off-red potion, wipe my mouth, and take out a small stone, an inscription showing a spiral carved on it. this carving is coloured blue. i concentrate some of my energy in the stone, the lines beginning to glow, before throwing it at Alicia. since this is obviously not a good sign, she'll try to dodge away, but unless she can reach 413 KM from  a standstill in 3 seconds, she'll ram into a glittering wall, which cannot affect me as it is run from my strength. i calmly walk over, slowly closing my previously open hand, and causing the walls to shrink,and Alicia to be immobilised. this, humorously, is easier to maintain, because there’s a smaller area to affect. then i pull out a wand, though it looks wrong, on a fundamental level. like it is the very opposite of what a wand should be, yet still is. a Corruption of a wand, if you will. however, as a more attentive watcher might notice, cages and spirals are not so closely related. why was there a spiral there? almost as if in answer, i proceed to lift the wand, flicking it to the side, and with it, alicia flies into the wall. then i point it at the stone, and a thin beam of emptiness flys forward, almost agonizingly slowly, toward the stone. one impact, again almost too slowly and su s p e n s f u l l y  t o  b  a  r  e  ,  flecks and wisps of blackness float out and die from the lines, before a "flash", though you could hardly call it that, since its of darkness, not light, is visible and the lines 'shine' black , and a small hole, a speck of darkness, appears in the middle. the areas near it seem to warp, and small objects float toward it, but it is not yet strong enough for its purpose. my channelling skills must have softened while i had so much power at my hand, long ago and yet earlier today, when there were time loops which protected me and letters that could try to s t o p me, a network and a true one. . . but i digress. i pull out a small crystal and embed it into the top of the corrupted wand, gathering light and matter from the surroundings, before i stick the wand to the ground and a large, but shallow, crater appears. 10 centimetres deep and 12 kilometres across. this has a side effect of unsettling the citadel-factory, damaging several parts and even breaking a window or two. regardless, i lift my wand that should not be, and a tether appears, connecting the wand and the small dot still floating in the air. the dot grows, and some objects actually fly in, elongating before time seems to slow, and they begin to  dim. the tether widens, and wind begins to blow. salty fascimile of alicia feels a strong pull as the the dot nears the size of a leaf, and soon starts getting sucked in. not wanting to let her escape, i close my hand almost entirely, forcing her into the dot. the tether fades, its power exhausted, as the small Black hole I had created and sustained begins to evaporate. if any of salty fascimile of alicia survives, it is nearly dead, the pain of being spagetified incapicating her for the turn. the true propose of the wall the stone created was to stop the rest of the simulated "world" from being absorbed. it may be fake, but so is everything else but some people sitting at theiir keyboards, typing away.

You, too, had a very cool combat special written up before I lost it.
Either way, the effect worked and the salty fascimile of alicia was very effectively broken into subatomic particles.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1482531155))

2/10 Swordstorm 2/5 FREE MOHDALZ!!!!!!11!!!!1!! +1 Jondanger sparkysfaint places down the turbo fusion gun kit and builds a bazooka. He runs up to a High Liberal, yells "Conservatives are better!", and shoots a round in the High Liberal's face.

The High Liberal is dead, so the shot goes wild and kills a hippie instead.

QUOTE (Hezetor @ (time=1482531939))

"First of all, my holy mechanized servants your duty is to attack these Evil Hippies, the ones that are most damaged first" Hezetor says to the two holy robots. After this he personally throws a single grain of sand to the Simumodder. +1 to Consumer 6/10 3/10

The Simumodder looks down at your grain of sand. He laughs at your pathetic attempt to damage him...
and inhales the grain of sand, causing him to break into a coughing fit that deals 1 damage to him.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1482532194))

I do a silly dance. This somehow makes it rain gasoline. Ninjaneer: 4/5 (+1 from Redstone) +1 to Redstone

Weather changed to Gasoline Rain.

QUOTE (micbs @ (time=1482533048))

i give the high !ibera! A newspaper. it is fulled 0f insults ab0ut him. Wh0 has rights? i have rights, sucker. A!s0, G0RRI!A trump. He sucks. G0 h0me. 3/5 d00r 0pener 1/10 c0mp0net a f0r unkn0wn device

Well, that's just disrespecting the dead at this point.

QUOTE (Urus @ (time=1482538656))

Sheriff Clint Cactus pulls out a Trusty Revolver, twirls it around, and shoots the High Liberal. Repeatedly.

Stray shots deal 250 damage to 4 of the hippies.
You people really like shooting this guy's corpse, don't you?

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1482541158))

"Huh, system works roughly the same here as it does back there. Damage enemy, get experience." The revolver whispers to her. "Yeah, I feel way underleveled, and I can't find any other guns yet. You'll do for now, even though this ain't a stealth mission. That liberal's probably dead by now, or about to be, so ignore him." A moment of silence. Then, the X-Corpse Shooter jerks around, forcibly aiming itself at one of the Evil Hippies who happen to have low health. Cue three quick shots flying forth, one in each eye and one in the throat. A moment passes. It whispers again, causing the Fairview Survivor to sigh in irritation and reload. Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter Secondary weapon: NA Tertiary weapon: NA Armor: NA

One Evil Hippie brutally dispatched.

QUOTE (CobaltShade @ (time=1482585506))

[big][big][big][b]Destroying the Simumodder[/big][/big][/big] You are now Miyuki.exe, a polymorphic sentient computer virus in the form of an anime girl. You have just infiltrated a computer simulation. There are a bunch of hippies who apparently are magical or something. They probably smoked too much dank weed and are now in the highest level of MLG euphoria. You then realize this is stupid and lace their drugs with ROFL-7 neurotoxin. A trololol slide proceeds to cover them in EAS Tones Machines, which all go off at once, causing them to bleed from the ears. [/b] [big]> Next.[/big] Quickscope Rifle: 1/10 | The Wall: 1/10 | +1 to Consumer.

1000 damage to 4 Evil Hippies!

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1482589298))

Sorry if this is considered to be another long-post, I'm really feeling like long-posting and creativiting [sic] today and my charge finished... soooo... ( ° ʖ °) Trickle sees that this is a thing. Bane of the Pobyos - 10/10 This soon? Really? TinCube just finished charging a post prior! Trickle guesses that he's just straight up fucking famous and everyone loves him. He grabs the charge, breaks it right open like an egg, and finds a piece of hay in there. "Hmmm? What's this for?" He decides to toss the hay at the Evil Hippies. And suddenly... A shit ton of Ponyos, Ponios, Spaghettios, PiUhOhs, Piosnows, Pianos, Pionios, Pionos, Pobyos, Poboys, Pogirls, Poothers and Politicians run at the Evil Hippies, powered by the charge, running at the Hippies, and since they're all versions of you - Piono, they're all carrying Rapture. The horde of Alternate Pionos all slice through the Hippies like it's nobody's business. CHARGES ----------- TinOS 2.0 - 3/10 ( ° ʖ °) - 1/10 ----------- +1 to Nikita. {Queue: Speed, Consommé, Cobalt} [SUBJECT TO CHANGE]

*blink blink*
Well, uh...
Evil hippies eliminated I suppose.

In fact, the flailing about of the numerous bootleg pionos even deals 1 damage to the Simumodder!

QUOTE (micbs @ (time=1482595830))

pi0n0, you forgot my summon. and if y0u keep f0rgetting, i wi!! make sure y0u remember, 0kay? I hand the high !ibera! a c0py of the c0nstitut0in sh0wing him a!! the rights, we have, and he d0esn't 3/5 "d00r 0pener" 2/10 Unkn0wn machine c0mp0nent A

Alright, I apologise. Spiked Paragoomba summoned!
"It's true, being a Democrat is illegal in 18 of the 50 states."

EoTB:
The Simumodder realizes that all of his forces got toasted in extremely short order right at about the same time the Descendants started getting their own entities up.
"Alright then. Time to test something out."
TERROR PROTOCOL ACTIVE
You all watch as a massive shape wireframes into existence. It is the first of the Terrors, not to mention the very first boss that you all will face. you all watch in anticipation... some of it excited, others full of dread...
The Simumodder summons!
Summons...
Terror Pig summoned.
Some of you are extremely disappointed, but it still is a very terrifying Pig.

All abilities, debuffs and the like tick up/down by one.

Weather: Gasoline Rain (Every entity attack has a 25% chance to inflict burning.)
Terrain: Cathedral/Factory (Spawns two Holy Robots every round.)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 98/100
Terror Pig [PS][BOSS]: Hp: 150000/150000. It's Hamnight!: 1/4
Holy Robots x4 [AS]: Hp: 1000/1000
TinCube [AS]: Hp: 35000/35000. TinCube can into face: 1/5
Spiked Paragoomba [AS]: Hp: 14000/14000



Originally posted on 2016-12-24 17:58:00

Perceptual shift 8/10
PERCEPTUAL state 9/10
+1 trickle
I run over to holy robot 1 and take out an Axe, the hilt mossy and green, before i swing at him/it. several spores swing from the axe and land in its joints and cracks. i swing again, hitting it hard in the stomach,and backflip back. green energy glows out from the dent, and any cracks it may have caused, before the axe morphs into a bow and an arrow appears. i pull back the bow, take aim, and release the arrow.it flys forward, the tip burning green, before it hits, and the spores from before grow quickly, weakening the robot and causing it to slow, before my arm flys sideways and the plant morphs, hardening and changing colour towards purple, before a strange liquid begins to ooze out of the robot, corroding its interior, while the exterior is barely held together by plant matter. i take out a wand, the top glowing muddy green, and swing it over to the plant-bot-thing, a tendril of toxic looking light flying through, and striking the plant-thing, which glows sickly, and suddenly expands, growing to the size of a large, well muscled human in moments, before growing a purple and green mouth akin to that of the 'chomper' in plants versus zombies and several tendrils, each spiked. it does not grow roots, however, and though it barely resembles the robot at this point, it uses the plating as armor, as well as a frame. i swing the wand once more, in an intricate pattern, a circle with 4 symbols and an orb in the middle, my wand leaving a glowing trail in its wake, before i thrust my wand upwards and many arrows of dim, sickly light fly forth from the circle, twisting and moving around. most strike my abomination of a plant, but a few fly out, landing on the ground or entitys, corrupting the world Ever So Slightly. the holy aura of the citadel dims, though not completely extinguished, and weaker enemy's suffer from poison. the many arrows that strike my beast strengthen it, and then i run forward, putting my hand on its forehead analogue, as blue-green veins and cracks spread forth from the point of impact, and the beast roars, quickly dimming to a whisper, before it is engulfed in blue and green fire. moments later, the blaze dims and the plant is still there, now more slender, though still quite large, it has hardened dirt and spikes on several parts of itself, like armor, but there is still a problem. it can't see. i retrieve a glyph from my pocket, the symbol bright green, and press it to the plants nose-analogue. 2 cracks, glowing bright, appear where its eyes should be, and the plant matter there falls away, before it opens its "eyes", which have dark purple pupils, and quickly blinks several times, then speaking coherently "hello, master. what are your orders?" to which i nod at the other robots, which stare in fear, and it runs forward, biting off ones head, before grabbing the other two and throwing them into the pit from when i tried to kill the observer, (it was already dead). i then thrust my wand into the ground, and my aura flows out, a wall of sickly light surrounding the beast, myself, and the broken robot, before the beast 'vomits' into the robot, a brown core slipping out and entering the robot. i point my wand and another tendril bursts forth, connecting the wand and the core, before the core splits open, and the same process as before begins, though slower this time as i have less energy to provide. i hand the first beast a thin blade and a throw a crystal into it, the crystal will matter in 4 turns time when the beast finishes digesting it. the beast i have already created will guard the once still mutating from attacks if at all possible.

Originally posted on 2016-12-24 18:02:00

"Oh. A new boss, I see?"
"Well, time for a new... thing to see my true powers as the Duke of... what was it, again?"
"Errr..."
"Yes! Duke of Excellence! Haha!"

Trickle runs at Terror Pig at full speed, takes some cake, and smashes the Terror Pig between two cakes, making it go insane in the process. Don't ask why. It just... spazzes out.
It then decides it's too tasty for this world and...
Eats itself? Wut...?

"Now you're hamcaked, sucker! Hahahaha! Bested again by a true hero!"

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CHARGES
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TinOS 2.0 - 4/10
( ° ʖ °) - 2/10
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+1 to Speed.
{Queue: Consommé, Cobalt, Jon} [SUBJECT TO CHANGE]

Originally posted on 2016-12-24 18:20:00