Post Making Contest

I know other games don't do well here, but I think we can have fun and make this work.
Sorry if I'm not supposed to do this, tell me and I'll axe this thread.

How the game works:
I have five rules here. You guys will post. I will tell you which rules that post followed and which it broke, without directly telling you the rules. First person to make a post that complies with the five rules will become the new GM. The first round will be easier than usual.

Since I am a sucker for complexity, and these are the DTG Forums after all, only two posts per turn! So don't spam, okay?

DIFFICULTY: EASY

Let the posts begin!

Originally posted on 2017-01-16 05:57:00