Auth glares at the Foundation of Suffering.

Well. This can't stay structurally sound. Or functional.

Auth places a bolt into his crossbow, that he has taken off his back. He points the bow at the Foundation of Suffering. A black rope appears at the bolt. Auth fires upon the Foundation, and it is torn out of the ground, flown into the sky and encased in a sphere of ink. Auth makes sure it stays solid, before smiling, relieved that it can't be broken free.

Auth wanders over to Marron and Ette.

A wonderful performance, Ette! You did really well keeping your side fighting!

Auth smiles, before looking sadly at Ette being as torn up as she is.

I'm still sad to see that you ended up in such a state, even though I knew it would be so.

Auth turns to Marron.

Marron, would you be mad if I assisted you in healing Ette?

If Auth is turned away, he nods politely, understanding why Marron would be reluctant. If he is permitted, he tends to any larger damage to Ette, with black thread. Auth's sewing skill allowed it to appear that any cuts Ette acquired and Auth healed never happened. Auth takes more care than he usually would, though normally he performs with distinction.

Regardless, Auth then speaks to Marron.

I disapprove of your Supplier, whoever they are. All they seem to supply you with is...

Auth thinks for a moment.

Monstrosities in puppetry. To put it very nicely.

Auth stares at the Beast.

I can understand not wanting that the beast would die, especially if you're riding it.

Auth looks sadly.

It won't last forever. When it does fall, I'll try to catch you, if I'm able, and if not I'll try and tend to whatever you get.

Auth looks back, preparing for the Foundation attack.

Now. Another thing about the Correspondence. It is damaging to almost everything, if not written correctly.

The sphere collapses, and the Foundation is covered in many Correspondence sigils.

If they were sentient, pyrophilia would be something they could be accused of.

The Foundation completely bursts into flames.

I will not stop this building burning to the ground. It is a foundation. It can be built up. And for the good of my allies, I will not allow it to happen.

Auth moves into the burning building, before setting down seven stones. They glow brightly, before Auth leaves.

Most will never have the understanding I do. More than that fear the results of experimentation.

The Foundation explodes in light, before falling to the ground and collapsing.

And I am not afraid to show you the potential repercussions of such an act.

Action Summary:

Auth improvises Slanderous Ink: Expert on the Foundation of Suffering.

Special Attacks:

The Masters of London: READY

The Armour of Royals: READY

+1 to Ire, Trickle.

(I'm not sure if Hez/Consumer are even still playing)

Originally posted on 2017-02-05 06:07:00

o---Charges---
Red Like Roses: 7 / 20
The Cat Beast: 13 / 20 (+2, JOE)
+1 to JOE
+1 to the Author
Current Summons

Auth compliments Ette on her performance in combat. She naturally seems happy to receive such praise, and appears to be beaming with happiness. Marron comments on this, proud of her sister.

tc: Wasn't she great? I expected nothing less from her.

As she takes a moment to stitch together a few more cuts, Auth asks as to whether he can help or not.

tc: I'm really not sure...
tc: Then again, you've proven yourself to be trustworthy...
tc: I guess if Ette is fine with it, then sure.
tc: If you screw up though, I will kill you.

Ette plops herself down on the ground, sitting cross-legged like a kindergartener. She remains perfectly still as a trained arm and a steady hand fixes her various bits of battle damage up. While Auth does that, Marron decides to give him her thoughts on her "Supplier".

tc: I really don't approve of him either.
tc: He really wanted to be part of this, despite me telling him to gorilla off.
tc: I mean, I guess he's helpful though? Sure, he makes these abominations of string and metal, but they're helpful abominations.

The Author then mentions catching her if she falls from her mount.

tc: ...

The puppeteer's face lights up a little with a flush of red. She sounds both irritated and confused.

tc: ...Why do you like me so much?
tc: I'm on the enemy team, we're not really friends, and I've kinda been slaughtering your allies.
tc: ...
tc: If you want to catch me, then sure. Knock yourself out.

Once Ette's wounds are mostly patched up, she stands up, shakes the Author's hand if he lets her, and then goes off to perform an "attack". Of course, instead of actually injuring something, she walks over to the Foundation of Suffering, and applies cloth patches to it. These somehow act as bandages, holding together the structure.

Then she remembers that somebody set the structure on fire a few posts earlier. She signs in a seemingly random direction, and has a fire extinguisher thrown at her. She snags the device out of midair, and points the nozzle towards the flames. A spray of white later, and the flames have been cleansed. Ette then stitches a few more parts of it together, before taping a lollipop to the Foundation of Suffering and walking away.

...The Lollipop somehow makes it more reinforced, healing it more. Huh.

Originally posted on 2017-02-05 08:20:00

15 8/15. (+2 from Battlefury, +1 from Redstone)
20 1/20.

+2 to Battlefury.

#sheepwalkamongyou

Originally posted on 2017-02-05 09:06:00

/respawning
I irritatedly browse the internet while dead. This accomplishes nothing.

Zomboss training facility 18/20

Originally posted on 2017-02-05 21:49:00

Sheriff Clint Cactus the White Sphere throws a circle at The Seamstress, who melts (after all, it is 360 degrees.)

---

Melon 5/5 ACTIVATED
Sheriff Clint Cactus the White Sphere summons a melon and combines it with his Golden Lasso, creating the Golden Lasso of Healing. This causes stored entities to regenerate 1000 health each turn due to the melon's natural healing properties.

---

IT'S SPHERICAL 6/10 (+2 from engie)
+2 engie

Originally posted on 2017-02-05 21:51:00

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1486170596))

Hmm... entity wide drowsy. This needs fixing. I begin coding reality. Because why not. The ground in front of me in an oddly small area begins flashing in the digits and letters A-G. As I Code, it gradually grows larger and larger, staying in a cube shape. I continue coding. Tell you what, I'll give you a spoiler with all the code. The actual coding is much more complex, but that's the gist of it Spoiler Alert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t the end the cube is nearly twenty feet by twenty feet by twenty feet. With a grin, I translate all the code into binary, which springs out to take up a mile long and mile wide space, and settles into an actual physical construct of a cafe, although it looks rather digital and futuristic. Outside is a sign saying "THE DIGITAL CAFE.". Underneath in smaller print is something saying "It'll purge any drowsiness and leave you refreshed!" So basically the Digital Cafe works by having the entity, Drowsied or not, enter the cafe, and order the coffee. There are currently two types of coffee served, although this number might increase with time and charges. The first type of coffee is the default type, which costs one charge. The machines in the back take the energy contained in the act of charging, and convert it into atoms, forming molecular bonds, then bonding those molecules together in a fashion to create coffee, which then goes into a cup, and is served to said entity. That entity drinks the default coffee, and absorbs the energy contained within a charge, temporarily increasing its speed. The second type of coffee is more difficult to make, and as such, is only available to the entities that would benefit from it most, which would be the entities with Drowsy. The cost is still that of one charge, which again is transferred into molecular bonds, but into a more complex coffee shape, one that removes feelings of drowsiness by sending the correct chemical signals to the brain (or whatever would be closest on a particular entity), and transfers the remaining energy into speed and for an unknown reason, some of the energy is transferred to the eyes, making them temporarily "sharper", increasing an entities accuracy The Digital Cafe: Cost of +1 per entity served. Removes Drowsiness from entities server, and gives previously drowsy enemies +10% speed, and +5% accuracy. If an entity without Drowsy is served, it only gains +20% speed. Cannot be used by players. Both buffs last for 3 turns My work done, I head into my new cafe and set up a small sign saying that "We here at The Digital Cafe can refuse to serve any entities, for any reason we want. Deal with it" Malware Blade: 9/10 (+2 red stone) Virus 2.0: 5/20 Oh also +2 to Toast, for helping with the Digital Cafe. In addition to gaining the honorary title of "Head Manager", he gets... you know... that +2

You, with toast's help, summon The Coffee Shop! It costs a +1 to use, as well as the entity in question's action, but doing it will give them the "caffeinated" perk, unless they have drowsy, in which case it will change the effect into "Wide awake"
+8000 XP

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1486171385))

I dig a hole. I dig a bigger hole. I dig an even bigger hole. Finally, i a hole a dig. This spawns a mountain, made of solid gold, on top of the Foundation of Suffering. It's made of solid gold. It's weight causes the Foundation to fall into a massive sinkhole made of pure [REDACTED], the antithesis of =), also known as the Curse of Edge Incarnate. Speaking of destruction, as it turns out, i accidentally summoned an accident. Which fell on the Foundation. But what i actually summoned was an ancient generic tribal new-world empire. The empire, going by the name of dbmrvlxfrqvlqxxonngjvafh empire. Naturally, the vast majority of it's populace storms down the mountainside, garbed in stereotypical and real aztec equipment. Equiped with massive clubs made of feathers and stone, shields of feathers, and spears of obsidian, all intent on storming the foundation. Also, did i mention they are screaming loudly, and the foundation is crumbling from sheer volume? Regardless, they all storm the foundation. Much smashing and breaking is heard as just about anything inside experiences brutal murder, while the entire place is set alight and begins to burn down at a fast rate. Eventually, they all die when the building, horribly damaged beyond repair, simply falls into a flat pile of dust. A gust of wind blows the entire thing away. Meanwhile, i mine the mountain of soild gold with the Anti-matter pickaze. The entire mountain for some reason melts, trapping the dust inside it and gliding the ruins. Then the pickaze explodes. Whoops. 8/10 5/10 2+ toaster

8000 damage to the Foundation!
+10000 XP

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1486175852))

o---Charges--- Red Like Roses: 6 / 20 (+2, Emerald) The Cat Beast: 10 / 20 (+4, JOE, Simu) +1 to Emerald (for this turn) +1 to the Author Current Summons Marron receives a fleeing Ette into her arms, who proceeds to give her a hug. Marron returns the hug, and gives her sister a pat on the back. tc: It'll be okay, Ette. tc: You did great, you know! Marron spends a bit of time patching up Ette's various cuts, bite marks and sheep-hits with a quick application of needle and thread. Ette decides to work on herself too, just to speed up the process a little. After what seems like an hour of fixing wounds, Marron decides to leave her alone for a bit to go and hunt some rather ravenous sharks. She calls down her ride, and soars off to go and reap some sharks. However, when she arrives, it appears that somebody else got to them- or at least one shark, anyway, first. Puddles of blood and bits of guts are strung around the ground, while what appears to be a shark "torso" is impaled on a spire made of something that Marron knows all too well. What's left of the most injured Angry Shark, wiggling in agony on the ground, promptly has the Nightmarron slammed into it whilst in Spear Forme. She twists the spear around as she picks up a walkie-talkie on the floor, an ever-familiar voice coming through it. She doesn't sound very happy at all with who's speaking. tc: Yeah, sure, your artistic statement on how sharks taste great on skewers is amazing... tc: ...but I thought you were just here to supply me with cool stuff. tc: ...You're coming over? Please don't. It's somewhat okay here. The voice hangs up. Marron proceeds to flip out, ripping her spear out of the shark and stabbing it into its brain several times, before opting to use Huntress on it! tc: If this makes me a direct copy of Ruby Rose, I will lose my gorilla. The Winged Beast will use Meteor Slam on the Enraged Shepherd! The Seamstress will use Strobe Doll on the army of sheep! ...After the post happens, Marron opts to talk with the Author for a little. tc: Hey, feel free to kill whatever my "Supplier" summons. For example, the Seamstress. With the exception of my little winged friend; he's kinda fun. And also I'll fall to my death or something. tc: I don't know why he insists on me calling him the "Supplier", but whatever.

You deal 7500 damage to the undamaged angry shark! yikes, brutal. Maybe having two damage buffing artifacts is a bit much...
+6000 XP

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1486177085))

14/20 Le Dudes (+1 from Toast?) +2 Emerald sparkysfaint pulls out a sword, yells It's bloxxing time!, and rushes at the Foundation of Suffering, turns it into a group of people, and uses bl0xx0r on them.

Combat Special: Bl0xx0r (Basic)
You keep your sword at arms distance (is that really the best swordfighting stance...? Whatever.) and your enemy at twice your arms distance, maybe a little more. You are teh master bl0xx0r and you are going to give your opponent the sternest sword-drubbing of their lives. You and your opponent are transported to an ancient arena, the old swordfighting location in the history of old Robloxia, one sword for each of you. They stand there, looking confused, is this a parkour map, or... why are there branching locati-oh hey look I've been bisected from the head down.
3000 damage to the Foundation of Suffering!
+5000 XP

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1486183313))

20 20/20. (+2 from Battlefury and Emerald) Done. 15 4/15. +2 to Battlefury. Coming up next: The Man With a Dream. Once, there was a city. And there was a man. The man was named David, and lived and worked in the city. In fact, he spent all of his life there, going back and forth from work, never thinking beyond the cities walls. One day, as he was his way to work, he saw THREE different coffee shops, lined up side by side. This got him thinking, Why would someone need three coffee shops? Couldn't one serve the same purpose? David decided against coffee that day, and just grabbed some tea from the machine at his workplace instead. Eight hours later, he packed up and returned home, this time taking a shortcut of sorts. Despite his new route, coffee shops seemed to ambush him at every corner. He kept on walking, continually looking over his shoulder in case a coffee shop snuck up behind him while he wasn't watching. Finally, he reached his apartment, and saw something horrifying. The two buildings adjacent to his had been transformed into coffee shops. This has to stop! Why do people buy things from these places? He sat on his steps and thought. Perhaps if they stopped getting money, coffee shops would stop appearing... so I should find a way to starve them of customers! Daniel head inside his apartment, threw his backpack onto his bed and leapt into his computer chair to get to work. With my technical knowhow, I could make an online service for coffee. A digital cafe. One that would attract customers without taking any space in the real world. Yes! It's so stupid, it's genius! Daniel worked tirelessly over the next few days, residing in his house entirely, pausing work only to take a donut bite or milkshake sip. With each new coffee shop, he redoubled his efforts. Day after day, coffee shops began to take over the whole city, until the only places left standing were Daniel's apartment, and a basement where caffine addicts sought help (It was pretty profitable, as you might imagine). Finally, it was finished. The Digital Cafe. Although most of the time was spent designing a fancy logo for it, it was time well spent. Daniel placed it onto the internet, and let it roam free. [This action is intended to improve the Digital Cafe's success, and maybe summon some coffee-drinking mooks too.] Charge expended. Steel-Eating Tiger summoned! [AS] 60'000hp. Steel-Eating Tiger. x Attack Passive - Picky Eater: Has high damage, but each turn alternates between choosing a victim and attacking that target. If the chosen target dies before it can attack them, it will need to choose a new target. Special - Steel Eater: Takes 5 rounds to charge. Ignore the targeting patterns of Picky Eater, and immediately deal increased damage to a target and inflict either an attack or defence debuff, at random. The Steel-Eating Tiger eyes the Winged Beast hungrily.

You assist in making the Coffee Shop!
You summon the Steel-Eating Tiger!
+5000 XP

QUOTE (DarkSide @ (time=1486183581))

((I feel like it's about time for me to hop in.)) --- +1 Sp33d, +1 Cyan Explosive Potential (1/20) [UPGRADE] Just wants to be famous (1/20) --- "So I think it's time for me to turn on this monitor and get cracking. ... An error, huh? How strange... there's clearly something wrong... oh well, I'll get around to fixing it some other time. It's not the most important thing right now..." --- A simulation, no matter how complex, is prone to breaches from an outside source. That's what a certain space pirate was thinking as he got through via someone else's network. Especially if said someone was just about to get in. However, since this pirate was to come in unannounced, the results were relatively... explosive. The high ceiling of the simulation was literally torn open, a rift forming as it was split. But it clearly wasn't enough for the pirate's purposes, as the rift was quickly widened further by a multitude of potent explosives, thrown and detonated at the sides of the rift for maximum impact. The shrapnel from both the explosives and the simulation's roof decided that the best place to land was on the Seamstress, the sharp bits quickly tearing away the flesh of, if not being outright embedded or skewered into her. Kinda easy when the bits were falling point-first from about 500 miles up, going fast enough to puncture through a normal human's skull with a penny, much less large fragments of explosives and simulation roofing. Needless to say, it got messy really quickly. However, the pirate had indeed made it through to the other side before the simulation's roof was regenerated, and was falling with the shrapnel and simulation debris he created. Again, straight at the Seamstress, strumming some sort of harp on the way down. Explosives appeared around the pirate. Lit, of course. There was an estimated 10 combined metric tons of gunpowder, sulphur, acid, casing, and radioactive substance falling straight towards the Seamstress. Not surprised, honestly. It seems to be the weakest of the PS entities, after all. Upon nearing a landing, the pirate seems to be preparing to punch the Seamstress really hard. It's gonna be painful, especially with the added benefit of momentum helping out, and also the fact that he seems to be wearing some sort of gauntlet on top of it. The gauntlet was apparently set to explode on contact with the Seamstress's face, as the punch also sent the pirate flying to the [AS] side and with the Seamstress having one less head. Then the rest of the explosives chain-exploded on top of her, the gunpowder exploding and igniting things, the sulphur making it really hard to breathe, the acid melting her skin away, the shrapnel embedding themselves into her along with the previous skewering, and the radioactive substance creating a miniature fallout area around her. Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be much of a Seamstress left after that barrage of attacks to really take advantage of the resulting devastation. And even if she still lived, she wasn't going to be that way for long. Throughout all of that explosive carnage, however, the pirate didn't seem to be left with a scratch, burn, or mutation. In fact, his hand wasn't even torn off even a bit. Clearly, he's been using these explosives for a long time now, and shows no signs of stopping. "Well lookie here, look who's ready to crash th' party! 'Splodimus 'ere, an' now it's time to make yer life a livin' hell!" You clearly doubt that 'Splodimus was supposed to be the one appearing here. But it looks like he's allied with you... for now.

Welcome to the game Darkside! Hope you'll enjoy having regular updates!
8000 damage to the Seamstress. Decapitation sure is painful.
+10000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1486206277))

14/20 Vengeful God labyrinth of madness 7/7 +2 from simumodder foundations plee 1/6 labyrinth of madness summons a rock on top of the foundation. the rock has no attack or anything. all it can do is bodyblock Rock ~35,000 HP? rock bodyblocks foundation, foundation does nothing. EDIT: if this would be a health boost otherwise, heal foundation directly. if doing this would break general 6, ignore everything between the EDIT's. /EDIT +2 ire RESPAWNING /O noes I'm deaded.

You summon a 25000 health bodyblocking rock.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1486224160))

15/20 Le Dudes 1/10 Which one, Meat or Vegan? +1 Toast, +1 Bfury Once again, sparkysfaint walks up to the Foundation of Suffering if it isn’t destroyed already, which it probably isn’t. He thinks for a bit. sparkysfaint sets the foundation on fire. /this is not an action part just responding to posts after Marron Ette promptly unsets the whole foundation on fire. It looked cooler that way! It was edgier!

You apply burning for 3 rounds to the rock and the foundation.
+6000 XP

QUOTE (DarkSide @ (time=1486234962))

((Starting in full swing!)) --- +1 Sp33d, +1 Emerald (for coffee) Explosive Potential (2/20) [UPGRADE] Just wants to be famous (2/20) --- 'Splodimus did well with his first impression, all things considered. But he was far from done with the Seamstress. And once he's done with her, there's no telling what he'll go after next. "Oh, that was only th' tip o' th' iceberg, mate." Even more unbelievable was his ground speed; easily unseeable to the naked eye, he leaves a trail of charred... whatever was on the ground at the time... in his wake. And, once again, straight towards the Seamstress. Upon reaching her, he slides around the Seamstress, ending up behind. A quick spin punch to the back of the head was enough to knock her out cold in the wasteland 'Splodimus created prior. Which was dangerous, considering the impossibility of breathing in these conditions. But this was exactly what he wanted, and quickly got to work. He pulls out even more explosives, this time sticking them to the sensitive areas of the Seamstress' body; the head, neck, chest, and back. However, he went a little deeper and darker than that. He ripped open her chest and planted a small nuke in her body, right next to the heart, stitching the chest back together and disabling the pain in that area, and arms the explosives remotely. And then, he waits for the Seamstress to wake up, nothing daring to come near him or his explosives in fear of having the same fate as the Seamstress. 'Splodimus was extremely precise, and really wasn't one to be trifled with. In the meantime, he plants and arms even more explosives underground, and again, near the Seamstress. ... About 30 minutes pass, and the Seamstress was stirring, really sick from not being able to breathe clean air for so long. She gets up, and without looking down at her chest, breathes in the clean, simulated air. That was short lived when she looked down, and turned paler than a ghost. Right on cue, too, as 'Splodimus remotely detonated all of the explosives simultaneously, including those underground. A few giblets were flung in every direction from the explosives, and even more fallout was created in the small area around the Seamstress. Or, what was the Seamstress. All that was left were likely her lower legs fallen to either side, and even then, the nuke inside her vaporized most of her body. That's not to mention the shrapnel that was generated and was not instantly vaporized from the nuke, cutting up whatever was left of her body, which was blackened from the sheer heat that was given off. 'Splodimus smiles. With his job done on the Seamstress, he begins to set his sights upon something else that was dangerous...

Seamstress insta-gibbed. Pieces of it go everywhere. Ick.
+9000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1486235411))

15/20 Vengeful God foundations plee 2/6 +2 irecreeper /respawning is more annoying then anything

Well yeah, it's supposed to be annoying but not huge. I'm thinking I might apply an XP penalty to people with leveling systems because they seem to have the potential to get VERY powerful alarmingly quickly.
+2000 xP

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1486274162))

The foundation of suffering is attacked by :mspa:dog, a fearsome creature of mass destruction that annihilates everything in it's path. An Artistic Rendering of Mspal dog   11/15 2+ from toast 6/15 2+ to toast

You deal 5000 damage to the Rock, which is very annoyingly in the way almost any direction you come from.
+7000 XP

QUOTE (Sp33d0n @ (time=1486274823))

Auth glares at the Foundation of Suffering. Well. This can't stay structurally sound. Or functional. Auth places a bolt into his crossbow, that he has taken off his back. He points the bow at the Foundation of Suffering. A black rope appears at the bolt. Auth fires upon the Foundation, and it is torn out of the ground, flown into the sky and encased in a sphere of ink. Auth makes sure it stays solid, before smiling, relieved that it can't be broken free. Auth wanders over to Marron and Ette. A wonderful performance, Ette! You did really well keeping your side fighting! Auth smiles, before looking sadly at Ette being as torn up as she is. I'm still sad to see that you ended up in such a state, even though I knew it would be so. Auth turns to Marron. Marron, would you be mad if I assisted you in healing Ette? If Auth is turned away, he nods politely, understanding why Marron would be reluctant. If he is permitted, he tends to any larger damage to Ette, with black thread. Auth's sewing skill allowed it to appear that any cuts Ette acquired and Auth healed never happened. Auth takes more care than he usually would, though normally he performs with distinction. Regardless, Auth then speaks to Marron. I disapprove of your Supplier, whoever they are. All they seem to supply you with is... Auth thinks for a moment. Monstrosities in puppetry. To put it very nicely. Auth stares at the Beast. I can understand not wanting that the beast would die, especially if you're riding it. Auth looks sadly. It won't last forever. When it does fall, I'll try to catch you, if I'm able, and if not I'll try and tend to whatever you get. Auth looks back, preparing for the Foundation attack. Now. Another thing about the Correspondence. It is damaging to almost everything, if not written correctly. The sphere collapses, and the Foundation is covered in many Correspondence sigils. If they were sentient, pyrophilia would be something they could be accused of. The Foundation completely bursts into flames. I will not stop this building burning to the ground. It is a foundation. It can be built up. And for the good of my allies, I will not allow it to happen. Auth moves into the burning building, before setting down seven stones. They glow brightly, before Auth leaves. Most will never have the understanding I do. More than that fear the results of experimentation. The Foundation explodes in light, before falling to the ground and collapsing. And I am not afraid to show you the potential repercussions of such an act. Action Summary: Auth improvises Slanderous Ink: Expert on the Foundation of Suffering. Special Attacks: The Masters of London: READY The Armour of Royals: READY +1 to Ire, Trickle. (I'm not sure if Hez/Consumer are even still playing)

Combat Special: Slanderous Ink (Expert)
Correspondance, a beautiful thing. Rewriting the laws of existence merely through your own pen and whatever you happen to be writing on. Paper is for ordinary people and dissertations. You dash forwards with your trusty blade and begin carving ink into the sides of your target. One sigil, another, even more. The first begins to burst into flame before you even finish writing all of them. You continue along, one after another, before finally coming to a stop, watching in satisfaction as your opponent burns with an unnatural fire.
The Rock gets in the way again, 7000 damage to the Rock.
+9000 XP

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1486282839))

o---Charges--- Red Like Roses: 7 / 20 The Cat Beast: 13 / 20 (+2, JOE) +1 to JOE +1 to the Author Current Summons Auth compliments Ette on her performance in combat. She naturally seems happy to receive such praise, and appears to be beaming with happiness. Marron comments on this, proud of her sister. tc: Wasn't she great? I expected nothing less from her. As she takes a moment to stitch together a few more cuts, Auth asks as to whether he can help or not. tc: I'm really not sure... tc: Then again, you've proven yourself to be trustworthy... tc: I guess if Ette is fine with it, then sure. tc: If you screw up though, I will kill you. Ette plops herself down on the ground, sitting cross-legged like a kindergartener. She remains perfectly still as a trained arm and a steady hand fixes her various bits of battle damage up. While Auth does that, Marron decides to give him her thoughts on her "Supplier". tc: I really don't approve of him either. tc: He really wanted to be part of this, despite me telling him to gorilla off. tc: I mean, I guess he's helpful though? Sure, he makes these abominations of string and metal, but they're helpful abominations. The Author then mentions catching her if she falls from her mount. tc: ... The puppeteer's face lights up a little with a flush of red. She sounds both irritated and confused. tc: ...Why do you like me so much? tc: I'm on the enemy team, we're not really friends, and I've kinda been slaughtering your allies. tc: ... tc: If you want to catch me, then sure. Knock yourself out. Once Ette's wounds are mostly patched up, she stands up, shakes the Author's hand if he lets her, and then goes off to perform an "attack". Of course, instead of actually injuring something, she walks over to the Foundation of Suffering, and applies cloth patches to it. These somehow act as bandages, holding together the structure. Then she remembers that somebody set the structure on fire a few posts earlier. She signs in a seemingly random direction, and has a fire extinguisher thrown at her. She snags the device out of midair, and points the nozzle towards the flames. A spray of white later, and the flames have been cleansed. Ette then stitches a few more parts of it together, before taping a lollipop to the Foundation of Suffering and walking away. ...The Lollipop somehow makes it more reinforced, healing it more. Huh.

You heal 3000 health to the Foundation and remove a round of burning.
+7000 XP

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1486285569))

15 8/15. (+2 from Battlefury, +1 from Redstone) 20 1/20. +2 to Battlefury. #sheepwalkamongyou

#Angrybleating
+2000 XP

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1486331378))

/respawning I irritatedly browse the internet while dead. This accomplishes nothing. Zomboss training facility 18/20

you respawn.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Urus @ (time=1486331475))

Sheriff Clint Cactus the White Sphere throws a circle at The Seamstress, who melts (after all, it is 360 degrees.) Melon 5/5 ACTIVATED Sheriff Clint Cactus the White Sphere summons a melon and combines it with his Golden Lasso, creating the Golden Lasso of Healing. This causes stored entities to regenerate 1000 health each turn due to the melon's natural healing properties. IT'S SPHERICAL 6/10 (+2 from engie) +2 engie

The Seamstress is unfortunately dead.
Your charge is vetoed on grounds of that combination allowing your lasso to basically function as indefinite healing. There's no way that can go through in a balanced form. You'll have to repurpose the charge.
+2000 XP

Battlefury levels up: Level 5!
Combat Special unlocked: Every End (Basic and Advanced)

EoTB:
The Reapers charge out and tear into the injured angry shark and deal 1500 damage to it leaving it bleeding and flopping all over the ground. The Steal Eating Tiger chooses its prey carefully... except it doesn't because its target is airborne and thus not targetable by a melee entity, which the Steel Tiger is.
The Sheep bleat angrily and charge at the fire demons. There is much burnt wool in the clash, but one of the fire demons takes 5000 damage.
The Enraged Shepherd swings and swings at the Winged Beast, and his crook connects, dealing 5000 damage to it!
The Angry sharks decide they're angry enough to go for a hot meal, and thusly go after the fire demons, dealing 2000 damage to all four of them.
The Winged Beast shrieks and swoops towards the ground at high speed. The Enraged shepherd on the end of the chain takes a whopping 20000 damage, and staggers to his feet, dazed for 2 rounds.
The Fire demons retaliate against the sharks for rampaging their numbers and brutally eviscerate the wounded one, and then use its corpse to beat one of the others to death.
The Simumodder looks over at the sharks. There's way too much going on the battlefield right now, and one of the ways to resolve that is by removing an unnecessary faction. He takes out the largest sushi knife he has in his inventory and prepares the best meal some of you have seen in a while. Expecting him to share? Well he does, but only with Joe and Ire. This gives them both a +2.

Everything counts down.

Itinerary:
Regain the entity advantage!
Destroy the fire monsters!
Destroy Ette, she's a pretty powerful healer. Come to think of it, just break everything Marron summons until she's not single handedly the reason you don't have entity advantage.
Defend the Shepherd, there's more to him than meets the eye.

Entity Advantage: [PS]

Weather: Naptime (Inflicts Drowsy on all non-PS entities every round)
Terrain: Animal Safe-Haven (randomly intercepts AS attacks with fluffy animals)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 96/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A].
Fire Demons x3 [PS]: Hp: 23000/25000.
Fire Demons [PS]: Hp: 8000/25000.
The Winged Beast [PS - Ire] Hp: 24000/45000. 2/2 To the Skies. 25% Dodge Chance. Airborne.
Foundation of Suffering [PS - JOEbob] Hp: 19500/30000. Expansion 2/2. Shrine: 2/6. Burning 1 rounds
Rock [PS - JOE] Hp: 10500/25000. Bodyguarding: Foundation of Suffering. burning 2 rounds.
Marron [PS - Player] Hp: 10/10. 25% dodge chance. Airborne Nightmarron [A] 2/4 Petal Dance. Silver Wossname [A]
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 10/10. Astral Energy: 7%. Energy Stored: 0/14.
Reapers x50 [AS - Engie]: Hp: 200/200. Chance to counterattack. Drowsy 2 rounds
Enraged Shepherd [AS]: Hp: 15000/40000. Wooly the talking sheep 3/4. Drowsy 2 rounds. Dazed 2 rounds
SHEEP x120 [AS]: Hp: 100/100. Drowsy 2 rounds
Coffee Shop [AS]: Hp: 30000/30000. Drowsy 2 rounds
Steel Eating Tiger [AS - Toast]: Hp: 60000/60000. Selected Victim: None. Steel Eater: 1/5. Drowsy 2 rounds.
Hezetor [AS - Player] Hp: 9/10. 1 regen
Urus [AS - Player] Hp: 6/10. White Hat [A] 3/3. Golden Lasso [A] Stored entity: none
Battlefury [AS - Player] Hp: 8/10. Gloria Aurum [A] 3/5 colonists. 4/10 Greed



[/spoiler]

Something draws near... A seasonal event is just around the corner.
Bonus objective:
Keep the Coffee Shop alive for 2 more rounds and watch as Valentines Day gives you all a huge buff.

Originally posted on 2017-02-06 17:05:00

mastery 7%
energy: 0/14
energy system changes maybe- instead of portals, a general action buffing effect.
16/20 Vengeful God
foundations plee 6/6 +2 simu +1 ire
1/10 kill the heritics
+2 to ire
foundation uses expansion
rock continues to bodyblock
foundations plee - the foundation plees to the cheese and telekinisis gods for help, and gets put back together, before the legendary Giant cheese floats down, and with it a cheese mixer. the cheese mixer drops a cheese on the foundation, which heals it with the mystical powers of cheese. the giant cheese then sheds heavenly cheesebits on it, before going somewhere else. extra heals go to rockt
[heals the foundation]
[man did animation the foundation-bits take forever :/]
I use my normal action to attack the Enraged Shepard.

the respawn turn gave me some time to make these, hence the double-use

Originally posted on 2017-02-06 17:25:00

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Originally posted on 2017-02-06 18:58:00

15 9/15.
20 2/20.

+2 to Battlefury.

There is a legend in the ancient culture of Between. It tells of a terror of the skies, who would soar over the land on leathery wings. It would remain Airborne, spewing hatred and spite on all that opposed it, far beyond the reach of their weapons. With the lack of weapons to combat such a foe, the inhabitants of Between were powerless to stop it. However, the legend also speaks of an event, known as the Turning of the Tables. An event which would mortalise the winged terror, and leave it vulnerable to those on the surface. Here is an excerpt decribing the event from The Book of Halfway (the archive of Between's history and mythology):

"Leathery wings sail over us, close enough to touch. Back into the sky it flies, and now we are one less. Beak of metal whispers the sweetest lies, before taking wing and soaring to the skies. Our kin is dropped from Fate's Height, (investigation revealed this to be the name of a mountain on Between) and it is the last time she shall see the light. As she falls, a phrase tumbles from between her lips, and the Winged Terror's skies seem to flip. Now she is falling, in the other direction, you see, for Terror's reign is now below she. She lands on its back, forces it to the ground, for fate itself had turned around."

Analysis of this passage, and cross-referencing with similar literature revealed that she had done something extraordinary, and flipped the sky, putting her into a position to incapacitate the beast, and bring it to the ground. From there, the rest of those of Between were able to slay the beast. But as everyone would know, legends are always more than just legends. As this legend was told, a similar hero had used the same tactics to take down the Winged Beast in this reality, pinning to the ground.

(In case the legend wasn't clear: Hero was taken by the terror, then taken up to the highest point on Between. Hero does magicky stuff. The sky flips upside down, and she uses that to pin the beast to the ground, where it was slain.)

[This action is intended to take the Winged Beast out of the sky, and hopefully reduce its dodge, too.]

Originally posted on 2017-02-06 20:25:00

I use Every End: Advanced on the Foundation of Suffering.

V - The Hierophant 14/15 2+ from toast

IV- The Emperor 7/10

2+ toasting device


Originally posted on 2017-02-06 20:27:00

15 12/15. (+2 from Battlefury)
20 2/20.

+2 to Battlefury.

With the Winged Beast presumably vulnerable, the Steel-Eating Tiger licks its lips and digs in. If that is dead already, I guess it'll grab some coffee somehow.

Tables rain onto the Winged Beast, puncturing it's wings and embedding themselves into the ground below. One particularly magnificent table covers the Winged Beast's torso. Slowly but surely, the tables slow it down beneath a mountain of birch, oak and pine.

Originally posted on 2017-02-06 21:20:00

I apply the Fourth Wall directly to JOE for his bad meta. The damage somehow transfers to a Fire Demon.

V - The Hierophant 18/18 2+ from toast EXPENDING...
"A mad, power hungry ruler. A false prophet.”
A massive bird, clad in religious regalia and crown by a fancy pope hat to outshine all fancy pope hats is suddenly in the middle of the battlefield. It suddenly emits a cry of aggression, stomping it's staff on the ground in the meanwhile, before moving towards the PS side, ready to attack..


[AS] The Hierophant [REDACTED]/[REDACTED]
Attacks:
[REDACTED]
Passives: [REDACTED]
Specials:
[REDACTED]




IV- The Emperor 8/16



2+ toasting device


Originally posted on 2017-02-06 21:24:00

o---Charges---
Red Like Roses: 8 / 20
The Cat Beast: 19 / 20 (+5, JOE, Simu, Auth)
+1 to JOE
+1 to the Author
Current Summons

Marron sees the Steel Eating Tiger, and notices that it can't fly... so it can't hit her ride. She laughs at it, before-

She suddenly stops as she scrolls up and realises that her ride has been grounded.

tc: Well, gorilla.
tc: You were fun while you lasted, monstrosity.

She awkwardly dismounts her ride, and then uses Huntress (Basic) on the Steel Eating Tiger! After... whatever that does, she follows up on the beast with a few running slashes at its legs, attempting to cripple it so that it'll be a non-threat. Once it's properly de-legged and immobile, she plops a time bomb that she got from somewhere a few feet away from its face. She then sprints away as the bomb goes off, blasting tiny bits of tiger all over the place.

The Winged Beast will use Swooping Peck on the Enraged Shepherd! If that's dead, it'll instead target the Steel Eating Tiger!

Originally posted on 2017-02-06 22:07:00

+1 Sp33d, +1 Emerald

Explosive Potential (3/20) [UPGRADE]

Just wants to be famous (3/20)
---
'Splodimus looks across the field, seeking his next target. Unfortunately, the Foundation of Suffering was his next target, to many's dismay (And by that I mean JOE and Marron). He grins as he sees the futile attempts to deter their opposition from attacking it by using a rock of all things. And we all know what explosives do to rocks and buildings, right? Riiiight.

So 'Splodimus breaks out his drill. It was massive in size; easily 3 feet in diameter for the bit; and it was drilled straight into the Rock at breakneck speeds. It gets worse as he bores through the stoney surface after what seems like 30 seconds. The rock's surface was shockingly hard. But upon tearing into the depths of the mineral-rich stone, it was clear that the inside was very soft compared to the exterior, being drilled through with ease until it was just deep enough in that something could be done to it.

Taking out a bunch of noticeably smaller drills, he then digs out around 20 half-foot holes into the core of the stone. He packs in a very orange substance, known only as Volatile Powder, made from Core Fragments. He bores another 20, and stuffs barrels of gunpowder into them. Full barrels worth of Gunpowder compressed into this relatively tiny hole. What was scarier was the fact that he also bored a hole even further through the center, and placed a full sphere of Plutonium into it. It was very unstable, waiting to explode at a slight provocation from anything. The unstable plutonium was held in place by some sort of plastic that covers up where the hole was drilled. Said plastic covered up not only the plutonium itself, but also had a tube of sorts reaching to outside the rock. The rock's hole was covered by this plastic. The tube was closed off.

"Y'all really thought that introducin' a stone at th' same time as a user of 'splosives was a good idea. How rich."

Cue ignition of match. "Wave g'bye to yer 'meat'shield! 'Cause I'm gonna glass this thing!" A trail of gunpowder pours out below the plastic cap on the rock, and 'Splodimus drops the match onto it. The flame climbs up and into the rock, and numerous explosions are heard inside it, presumably the gunpowder and volatile powder being chain-exploded within. It was loud. The explosions emitted a bright light from within the rock, even though it shouldn't be visible from anywhere except from the crevices between the plastic. The rock wasn't knocked back at all from the blast inside. Then, 'Splodimus opens up the plastic tube's stopper, and inserts a Core Fragment partially into it.

All that was left to hit it with the hammer. He does so, launching the core fragment through the tube at practically the speed of sound. The explosion should have been big and spectacular, so feared that none would even want to go NEAR the Foundation of Suffering due to the monstrous amounts of radiation. But, the explosion stayed within the rock completely, except with a ton more Gamma radiation emitted from the nuclear explosion that phased through the rock, uncaring for your normal physical boundaries. This, of course, left the Rock a radiation-infused mess, weakening as time went on. The outer layer of the rock was left intact...? Seems a little odd.

However, all became clear when 'Splodimus picked/ripped it up from the ground, held it skyward, and smashed it down really quickly, shattering the rock into millions of glass-like pieces, with none of the insides of the rock remaining from the glassing. The fact that 'Splodimus glassed the rock with no long-lasting mess is really freakish, clearly having some control over the way these explosives behave. And he wasn't kidding when he said he'd glass the rock; it literally turned to a thin layer of glass from the pressure of the explosives.

The shards of rock blow away in the wind, scattering across the simulation.

Originally posted on 2017-02-06 22:51:00

Malware Blade: 10/10 HELD UNTIL I HAVE TIME
Virus 2.0: 9/20 (+1ed by Darkside and Talist)
I plus two the Digital Cafe to help pay it forward, and poss notices all over the internet that there are fluffy animals that need killing. If you kill it, you can keep it. Free, if you just act now! Hopefully that will attract some hunters to help get rid of the Animal Preserve, but my hopes aren't too high

Originally posted on 2017-02-07 01:05:00

"Blue figure. Stop. I have barely experienced this world and sensations, but now let us see if I have some power here.\n"

That was all the program said before its first big action.

https://youtu.be/W48GVVfn1As

(That animation is my action. It goes to preventing damage against the Shepard, and any 'overkill' goes to healing him, somehow. He's so awestruck by my animation that he gets more willpower to keep up the good fight. I want to see how far I can get using predominantly animations. So I won't post often, but when I do...)

Edit: The Absol is my character, Winter. The blue figure is Joe. I just traced the outline from his .gif and made it 3D.

3/20
3/20

+1 to Emerald_Mann
+1 to Darkside (if we have two +1's per post)
+1 Battlefury because he asked me to

Originally posted on 2017-02-07 01:14:00

I'm not actually back yet, but I scan the Foundation of Suffering's Shrine.

Originally posted on 2017-02-07 09:57:00

Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter
Secondary weapon: Corpse Piercer
Tertiary weapon: Corpse Blaster
Armor: NA

I should probably not miss this turn too. Thus, if I forget to flavor text this up a bit, just have FVS fire off some shots at either Rock, or the Foundation Of Suffering. Alright let's do this shit.

The Fairview Survivor cracks her knuckles, pumps the Corpse Blaster shotgun once or twice, and prepares her attack. Since Rock is presumably still in the way, she charges in to blast it, stepping back at the last moment so she can get a better shot on it... Then, she realizes that it is, in fact, a regular rock.

"...Seriously?"

Well, she'd love to get past it, but the rock is in the way. There appears to be no way past it, too. She shrugs, then unloads a single shot of shotgun shells into the surface of the rock, pumps the blaster, and fires another round. Shotgun hits tend to be very strong knockback in DF, so her shot sends the rock flying backwards and tumbling away, crashing into the wall of the foundation. The rock proceeds to explode into a series of confusions on how it can block itself from damaging the foundation. What makes it worse is that it didn't get away from the foundation before it exploded. So now it has to bodyblock even more damage. And explode from the damage it's trying to block. See where I'm going with this?

...No, wait. Apparently FVS just put a grenade there. Well. That's boring and mundane.

Egg on your face: 6/10 (+2 from Urus)
+2 to Urus

Originally posted on 2017-02-07 12:45:00

conversational/nullpost
JOE:hello, winter, was it?
JOE: nice animation
JOE: now if you could just direct that action toward attacking the Shepard it would be perfect
/NULL

Originally posted on 2017-02-07 19:21:00

o---Charges---
Red Like Roses: 9 / 20
The Cat Beast: 20 / 20
+1 to JOE
+1 to the Author
Current Summons

Another mechanical puppet-y monstrosity dashes onto the field, nearly knocking over Marron as it runs by. This one seems to be almost entirely mechanical, however; the only bit of cloth that adorns this cat-like beast is a burlap sack. It seems that this particular creature craves blood, if the singular glowing red eye wasn't a give away...

The Cat Beast [PS - Ire] Hp: 60,000 / 60,000. 0 / 5 Bloodlust.
Abilities:
Mark: Rakes a target with a fork-like claw with a wicked edge, dealing 2,000 damage to them. Inflicts Bleeding on them for three turns.
The Hunt: Violently charges and pounces on a target before ripping into them, dealing 15,000 damage to them. Can only be used on Bleeding targets.
Deepen Wound: A claw is slashed at a pre-existing wound, causing 7,000 damage to the target, while also adding three duration to the target's Bleeding. Can only be used on Bleeding targets.
Bloodlust: Fueled by a lust for blood, the Cat Beast goes crazy and attempts to spill as much blood as possible. Deals 12,000 damage to all Bleeding foes.
Passives:
Bloodhound: When targeting a bleeding foe, ignore all evasion the target may have.

Marron looks at her new ally.

tc: Please tell me this is the last of your kind.
tc: I've seriously had enough of creepy, edgy mechanical things.

Given the properties of the beast, Marron opts to make something bleed. A lot. She lunges forward towards the Steel-Eating Tiger, and pulls out a knitting needle. She performs a series of jabs on the beast, needles between her fingers. These needles stab into the skin of the tiger, letting the blood flow freely outward. She then kicks the tiger onto its side, and stitches a bit of razor wire into the skin of the tiger, creating a criss-cross pattern across the skin of it. She then grabs hold of the razor wire using her puppet arm to prevent herself from bleeding, and pulls upward on the wire.

A burst of blood and skin comes up with the wire, creating a tantalizing treat for the Cat Beast! Just to increase the amount of bleeding that happens, Marron also gouges out the eyes of the tiger with a much-thicker knitting needle, that seems to be covered in a deadly poison! The poison infects the tiger's bloodstream, with a special infection that causes EVEN MORE BLEEDING. Once there's a rather sizable pool of blood on the ground, Marron leaves the tiger be as the Cat Beast charges forward, teeth ready to feast.

The Cat Beast will use The Hunt on the Steel-Eating Tiger! If it isn't bleeding after that attack for some reason, it'll use Mark on the Steel-Eating Tiger!

Originally posted on 2017-02-08 04:19:00