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ConsumerOfAll
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:45 PM
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Alicia indeed fights Marron, and oh, it was Chaos, great, glorious, Chaos, descending from the glory of the Prettiest One as opposed to her glitchy name sake. There was gorging of the salt, and it was chaotic, and there was more salt, spouting from the everywhere, and thus, Alicia remains salty. Being salty's her name, and being salty's the game, and thus we're going to bring back massive, Alicia rants from P&S. Miss them?

"Puppet girl, yeah, Ruby ripoff that just tried to murder me! Listen up! I'm not fond of people who try to murder me, and I'm even less fond of people who try to murder me, and then ignore me in a mocking manner. That's just cruel, just what everyone else does to me. You know, I think I can one up you in cruelty. How would you like it if your dearest sister became part of a Mother."

Alicia hasn't read the Interface Saga yet. Reality's just a tool to be used, and so is Fiction, simply pick up a book and pervert it in [REDACTED FOR PIONO SENSIBILITIES] ways, using it in whatever way you need to follow your goals. Alicia's goal is causing harm to Ette, and thus, Alicia will cause harm to Ette. Alicia takes out a knife, and stabs herself, before reciting 9 - 9 - 9. Emergency.

Alicia's life force crawls up into the Golden Sun, before spiralling in, a mix of blood filling in with the LSD, a billion hearts beginning to beat at once. The Golden Sun, in an emergency, activates Flesh Interfacing. 999 are the three digits in 9MOTHER9HORSE9EYES' username, and they are gematrically equivalent to "sophia thy mother". There are some coincidences that one must fear, and this is one. The Golden Sun levitates in the air, before firing a massive beam of light towards Ette, and she is blessed by the Father with the ability to speak, even if it is against her character concept. She sings, and calls out to the world, shouting "HOLY HOLY HOLY!"

Her vocal cords burst out of her body, and the world warps, creating a massive placenta around her, and it beats and beats and beats in rhythm with ten thousand others. Ten thousand ports burst out of her, glowing an iridescent pink, and then Ette implants herself into the ground, and sings the Universal Note. Holy, holy, holy, holy, holy indeed!

The stars sing with her, as does the moon and the sun, and all is great, except for the whole inaccurate flesh interface thing and the whole Alicia is dead thing.


Broken Coalition [4/15] [+2 from Doggo]
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Originally posted on 2017-01-18 15:42:00

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questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi
questa gente che parla, che parla di noi
per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia
se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento
prima o poi, prima o poi
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(i'm) 4 minutes* too late
oh well, a 3-7 paragraph essay describing time travel should do. =)
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Originally posted on 2017-01-18 15:46:00
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Care Package: 15 / 20 (+5, Simumodder, Author)
Fine: 2 / 20
+1 to JOE
+1 to the Author

Marron recieves a nice little +1 in a box from the Author.

tc: Oh wow. You actually returned the +1.
tc: Shall we continue our exchange of goods?

Meanwhile, Ette runs over to the Author and gives him a rather warm hug. If Ette weren't made of soft floofy fabrics, the hug would be rather painful, and also probably bone crushing.

tc: Anyway, guess I should finish the murder of this chick.

Marron, instead of taking her out head-on, opts to conjure a swarm of needles, which soar out towards a boulder. Now with a decent grip on the chunk of earth, Marron dramatically points towards Consumer! The rock flies towards her at a speed of [FAST, BUT NOT TOO FAST] miles per hour! The rock flattens the poor Consumme, and picks her up cartoon-style! The boulder rolls into the distance, scrunching Consumer every time it fully rotates.

tc: ...wait, now I can't hit her!
tc: Probably should've thought this through. Hm...

The boulder keeps rolling onward, eventually finding itself in a plain of ice spikes! The boulder rolls up a conveniently placed ramp, launching it into the air! The boulder manages to complete a 10,800 degree rotation before it manages to perfectly land on an ice spike, with Consumer right on the bottom of the boulder at this time! The pillar violently shatters, sending shards of ice all over her body! The boulder then slams into the ground, with Consumer on the bottom still! The boulder creates several cracks in the earth which give way to an abandoned mineshaft! The boulder courses through the veins of the mineshaft, with its passenger getting face fulls of splinters from the various supports, thousands of cave spider bites, and several lava-based burns because seriously there's always those little single tiles of lava in abandoned mineshafts that create a bit of a lava flow and are really annoying-

Speaking of lava, the boulder rolls off a cliff, into a crevasse filled with lava! An unhealthy amount of lava, as shown by the ever-increasing burns on Consumer! The rotating motions of the boulder keep lowering and raising her out of the lava, providing half-seconds of sweet relief before crushing her again while dipping her in the lava.

The boulder eventually rolls into a gigantic chamber filled with lava! Sunlight wafts in from above the chamber; it's a way out! The boulder rocks forth into a wall of solid stone, and comes to an abrupt halt, in a pool of lava. Suddenly, the entire chamber begins to rumble! The lava from beneath Consumer rockets upward, sending her out of the earth with fifty-sixth degree burns, and launching her sky-high! The boulder eventually meteors into the battlefield, the rock exploding on impact with the ground, creating a rather large crater. Consumer is somehow still alive inside the crater, and can only watch as Marron slowly descends into the crater, scythe in hand.

tc: ...you lived THAT?
tc: That's actually really impressive, wow.
tc: Whatever.

Marron raises her scythe above her head, and flicks it downwards towards Consumer's head, leaving the blade directly inside her skull. Marron, assuming "she's totally dead", rips the blade out of her head, and exits the crater.

She's probably dead. If Consumer is too dead to even take this attack, Marron will teabag the body. The attack will then target the horde of zombies because "AUGH WHAT THE HELL KILL IT KILL IT"

Meanwhile, Ette decides to go and Self-Sow, taking a needle towards herself. She casually stitches herself together, sealing any holes in her fabric-based body. Ette also isn't really sure if she's physically capable of being high, but decides to go along with it anyway.

Originally posted on 2017-01-18 16:26:00

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Cake! 15/15 +4 simumodder Using!
New charge : handoffification 2/20 +1 from ire
+2 tricklejest continue the deal (6/8)
Cake! gives steffan a 50% chance of producing an extra research point each turn, via portal references.
steffan uses Energy shield generator to give himself an energy shield, like it says on the tin.
I would heal everything on the PS side, but nothings all that hurt, so instead i think i'll drop those 3-7+ paragraphs on time travel. man, i could go on and on.
(i scan golden sun)
I think I'll steal golden sun if that's alright with you. ]
Spoiler Alert

I begin to read this aloud."
Time travel is something that interests a lot of people, and rightfully so- if time travel is possible, there are so many applications it would be hard to count them. But thats not what this thingymajigerbobs about. This thingymajiggerbob is about the differences between stable-loop time travel, unstable loop time travel,manyworld “time” travel, which seems similar but is conceptually different, and finally semistable loop timetravel.
Lets start with stable loop time travel.
In stable loop timetravel, you can’t change the past, and there is no way to prevent yourself from going back in the first place. This prevents some time paradoxes, and semi-validates others: for example, you can’t kill your own grandpa, but you might be able to become him, and make a decent amount of your genetic code (a maximum of 50%) come from nowhere. Stable loop timetravel might also allow for information paradoxes, the most well known being giving the information on how to make a time machine to your past self. These type of paradoxes are also semi-prevented, however, in that if you don’t remember getting the note you can’t give it to yourself, and as such cannot abuse it without the ability to remove your own memorys.
Among the storys and shows that use (primarily) stable loop travel are homestuck and doctor who. Homestuck is its whole own “clusterfuck”, so we’ll deal with that one later. In doctor who, if you see something happen, like your friend dieing, you can’t change it. Or at least, it seems that way at first glance- if you save your friend, they must have been saved already, ergo you will fail, or perhaps never attempt it. On a second look, though, it becomes clear that for the loop to be stable, it just has to look like he died for you until you go back in time. You can replace him with a hard-light image or some other si-fi thing from the future and keep him away from where he “died” until you leave, and bam! The loop is stable. This sort of thing isn't addressed often in shows, because they tend to stay away from stable-loops in order to keep things from seeming futile.
Below is a diagram of a generic stable-loop timetravel
lines=persons life and temporal location.

Now on to the next thing on a metaphorical scale, semistable loop travel. In semistable timetravel, you can cause scenarios that are inconsistent with your memories, but you, or someone else in the altered version of the world, has to cause those again. The following is a diagram. The bottom timeline having those brackets is a bug, ignore them.

As you can see, first you save your friend (alt), and alter history, so you don’t go back in time. Note that worlds with semistable timetravel can have stable timeloops (without multimline hijinks), but it is not nearly as likely as stable timetravel universe. Anyway, you (alt) doesnt got back in time, but you (original) might. This timetravel has an effect similar to the first, making another timeline. Eventually, someone timetravels in a way that stops your friend (original) from being saves, recreating the original timeline. Time then continues as normal. As in stableloop timetravel, it is not futile- you might, for example, bring friend (alt) with you, which is like saving your friend, almost.

Next there is unstable timetravel. In unstable timetravel, you can change the past so you never existed, might theoretically make sourceless information, though it will be hard, and there isnt much to say. Its sort of similar to semistable, without the last guy reverting the timeline, and with timeline modifications being unlimited. There is little to say about unstable time travel,as it doesnt have many constraints.

Now, for the last one before i address the “clusterfudge” that is homestuck-type timetravel.
Multiverse “time” travel.
In multiverse “time” travel, you are not actually going to the past, but rather to another universe where everything took X years longer to happen. It is a hodgepodge of unstable and stable; stable in that you can’t change what happened, unstable in that it looks like you can, and there is no limit to the modifications you can cause. It, if played straight, would look practically the same as unstable timetravel, aside from what happens to the worlds you leave (maybe); the worlds you leave are just sitting there, without a ‘you’, instead of being destroyed with the only remnant being your memory."

then I pause before the homestuckian section, that won't help me here. time to put this in practice. (there aren't any diagrams because you can't say diagrams.)
a great deal of copys of me all appear around consumer, and wrestle her to the ground. after 10 minutes and the rest of this, they all warp away in a flash of gold, and the last one traces an S-S on a gold-white orb, vanishing in a flash of gold with a white core.
I take out a small gold and white orb, and trace an "S" on its surface, and vanish in a flash of gold, off to complete that.
the perspective shifts.
I appear behind consumer in an altered timeline and burn their hands off, taking golden sun despite not remembering that happening, and vanish again.
this time I take the golden sun from myself, getting 2 G. suns.
I vanish again, and reappear before when I would burn their hands off, but after I time-traveled with S-S mode.
I fire both golden sun copy alternates at consumer until they run out of bullets, disrupting their attempt to use flesh interfacing and also probably hurting them maybe.
then I trace a US on the orb, vanishing in a flash of white with golden outline.
I appear right before I return from SS and beat consumers face in, crushing them to the ground beneath my shoe and destroying golden sun in-front of them, making tears and salt flow out of their face and kicking them straight into the alt-simumodder, where they are vaporized.
I trace a MV "T" with the quotes on the orb and vanish in a black explosion, appearing in another world where i have already gotten the simumodder golden sun, and request access to it.
i then vanish again in another black explosion to go to a world exactly like where I began this, watching the stable loops and knowing they are literally impossible to disrupt because I would know in advance and stop the disruption, making it going well the only viable stable loop.
then I trace S on the orb again and decide to do one final set of loops, vanishing in a flash of gold.
I watch these events happen, uninterupted because i would stop any interruption with the foreknowledge. i watch this happen a few times for good measure.
I show consumer/alicia the images of golden sun crumbling to dust, telling her this is the future and she cannot stop it, then kick her into a stone spike wall, which keeps her incapacitated, and throw some sunglasses on her face to stop her from being able to saltmodder beam me. I then throw simumodder the golden sun and tell him to take good care of it, followed by walking back and telling consumer "those pictures where from another timeline. sucker."

this should be enough, but well, who knows, ay? (extra post strength will be healing ette's high-ness if possible, but only if i have already successfully taken golden sun. if healing ette is impossible but i can redirect extra strength, it goes to killing the seekers. again, only if i still get golden sun and hand it to simumodder.)
"Marron, you should totally try pickaxes, they are be awesome! "
"yes, they are traditionally for mining, but they are also ridiculously useful for combat."
"in the past [backstory that I think I posted somewhere maybe] I beat hoards of monsters 1000 strong with pickaxes, easily."
"these weren’t weak monsters either."
"they were in the neighbourhood of a 10-charge around here!"
"so anyway pickaxes are great and I could go on and on about the combat applications. you should try fighting with them."
heal turrets target ette if she fails to self-stitch or has damage afterwards. leftover heals, if they exist, go to steffan. if steffan is also full HP, it goes to balrog.
if i recall, flesh interfaces 'loose their action, and anyone can use their abilitys' [citation needed], so I use ettes stitching-healing thing on balrog if that works. probably something i missed tho

Originally posted on 2017-01-18 16:44:00
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QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1484687836))
anyway, that clearly isn’t the right object, because i have just spoken about it in 3ed person. SPC's like that never work.
Zomboss Training facility 3/20
Order of the Silver Wossname complete!
So do I equip it or give it to someone else for the bonus 11% damage to enemies made of meat? And for the sake of this calculation is chargeman made of meat or a robot or cyborg or something?

Anyway, now for my a- wait a minute.
SPC's like that never work.

SPC's like that

SPC

...You fool. Do you know what you've done?
Whenever anyone misspells the SCP foundation as SPC, you unleash something terrible.
For SPC does not stand for anything sensible, like Secure, Contain, Protect, or Soap from Corpses Products, or even Spicy Crust Pizza.
No, SPC stands for Shark Punching Center.
And you have summoned them. Either the sharks or the punchers. Probably both. They won't be sticking around long enough to be entities though. Those sharks won't punch themselves.

Originally posted on 2017-01-18 17:35:00
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OOC: You know, most of this probably belongs in the second post. It's 12:30 AM, what do you expect, really?

Auth glares at Joe.

Two things, "Joe". First, you do not have the privilege of calling calling me that. Do not. Secondly, are you implying that I am not who I say I am? Due to the quotes you have placed around my name, that is certainly what it sounds like. I can prove who I am, so do not insist that.

Auth picks up his blade, to prove a point.

Now, on your point to Marron. No pun intended. Pickaxes are not intended to be weaponized, they are intended at tools, utility. As seen by...

Auth summons a pickaxe, before cleaving it in two with a single swing. From the head through the shaft, it's split perfectly in two.

While a Scythe isn't my choice of weapon, it has utility as a proper weapon. The Nightmarron, in this case, being even more so, containing a High-Caliber Sniper Rifle. I happen to think that a pickaxe only has utility as a weapon in very exclusive, and very few situations. You shouldn't propose such ridiculous ideas.

Auth takes his blade, and begins to pace.

Meanwhile, I shall show you my ability with my blade, which is mostly a conduit for the ink I control. However, a weapon is what it is, in every component. The colours in the veins alter the mind, the blade itself scars the body, and the scabbard possesses script that can slay on their own.

Auth mars the ground Steffan with his blade.

Allow me to show you the effects of my knowledge of the Correspondence.

Auth says, the circle filling in with ink, and lifting up as a solid platform.

The Starstone Demark. Supposed to be a stone, but I'll make do.

The ink completely surrounds Steffan.

As I was saying, the Starstone Demark. In the Correspondence, it serves as punctuation, protection, a legal token...

Auth says, as the sphere becomes multifaceted. It gains a multitude of miniature red sigils, all glowing with a painful force. Most sane people would look away. To the AS's delight, Steffan is trapped, and unable to look away.

An illegal weapon, and a punchline, all at the same time. The Correspondence is masterfully complex, but oh so wonderful once you understand. However...

Auth releases Steffan from his cage.

I doubt you shall be understanding things for a long time.

Steffan is returned a babbling mess.

Auth signals to his entire team.

People, please cease your assaults of Ette! She is the lesser threat here, Steffan has a greater opportunity to be threatening, and should be dealt with first!

Auth knows and believes in this, but he also thinks to himself that if he can keep Ette alive, he may be able to expand his minimal persuasion ability on Marron, to try and make a gamble to convince both Marron and Ette to swap sides. A Tough Persuasive check, certainly, but Auth has a tendency to be annoyingly convincing sometimes.

Auth appears to be relieved by Ette, more than anything else.

Pleasure to see you, Ette. Good to know that you've been holding up well. Auth appears to be relaxed at the embrace of Ette.

Auth, likely foolishly, actually takes into consideration how to add a Crossbow enhancement to Nightmarron. Auth's affinity with Crossbows allows him to devise a plan, though he decides it may be folly to enact on it in the current situation.

The Underknight stares down the Healing Turrets. It gradually moves towards them, quickly reaching them. The Underknight slashes the first turret it comes across in twain, annihilating it. It doesn't bother assimilating the parts, and rapidly inserts its blade into the second Turret, leaving it grievously wounded.

Meanwhile, the Seekers form a Mob, and begin to chant something unintelligible. However, it's such a soothing sound...

Many, many people come from... somewhere to join the numbers of those who Seek the Name. Their mob casually regrows to three-quarters of their starting strength. It can only get worse from here.

ACTION SUMMARY:

Auth activates Slanderous Ink - Advanced.

The Underknight attacks the Healing Turrets.

The Seekers use State the Name.

SPECIAL ATTACKS:

The Masters of London: 11/20 (+1 from Ire, Ire)

The Armour of Royals: 10/20 (+2 from Doggerfury)

+1 to Hez, Ire.

Originally posted on 2017-01-18 21:07:00

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They say that there's no rest for the wicked, until they close their eyes for good.

As someone wicked, fundamentally, I disagree. One may always repent. I may have done terrible things in the past. That's why I help this coward now.
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I notice this, and just code in a simple
"Attack: Nearest_Enemy"
... it should be rather obvious what that does
I also take some time to code some more for the Living Virus
Spare Code (heals Living Virus): 1/5

Originally posted on 2017-01-18 22:28:00
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+1 Trickle

sparkysfaint goes and creates a ton of PSes with 1/2 HP. The Healing Turrets heal so much that they explodinate. He then gets tired of Joe's antics of defending his entities and attempts to stab Steffan.

Originally posted on 2017-01-19 05:30:00

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hm...
I don't have anything important to do this turn...
(good thing steffan isn't a healer. hell, he was initially supposed to be able to shoot xp at you as a laser http://b3.ifrm.com/static/emo/18.png)
EDIT: trickle first post is now an attack.
fickle trys to grab balrog by the horns...
and get launched into a mountain as I Blink into him while holding a hammer.
his asterism shot is fired, and blocked by a wall of celestial fire, which twists and changes into a tornado, spinning forward and knocking tr/fickles mp35 upwards on a wave of hot air, and kocking tr/fickle onto his back.
Blink.
i grind my heel into trickles chest, and kick the shishkablam into an extremely short range nuclear mine, which explodes and vaporises it.
he trys runs over to the balrog with the comet, and gets knocked backwards into a spike by the momentum of a Blink. i pull out a pickaxe, yell "paither", and throw it. it comes back with a giant lump of pure gold, which I give to the temmy, so it can go to cool leg.( college) because it is on the way to college, which is really far away, it cannot explode into temmy armor. I then see the dog and yell "ITS A DOG KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT.", throwing at least 30 different weapons, explosives, and debuff pots at it using a series of MiniBlinks , and then fire I giant fire laser at it, leaving a 30 meter crater.
"ummm..... Oops?"
I slap the legendary artifact, causing a disembodyed voice to say "what? that’s imposible", and activating debug mode, deleting the "Artifact", and exit debug mode. balrog is kept out of the Artifact's energy-space (where it would be without my counter) by me Blinking over, grabbing him, and blinking next to the simumodder, keeping him safe.
I then Blink back to the artifact energy-space and enter. I defeat "Teggo" with One Poke, smashing him into a crackling blue crystal cage, which gains a 'Paradox gate' and 'void seal', keeping "Teggo" inside. he reforms into "Teggo the white" and trys to leave, only to have his hand vaporised by the 'Void seal' and his magic absorbed as power. Teggo tries to trap me in the infinite artifact loop, but only manages to trap himself because of the 'Paradox gate', which makes him on an entirely different space-time continuum and also dimension. using a dimensional rift I crush the meta- artifact, trigering the Teggo the even whiter reforming, and he realises he is still stuck in a Void seal, and tries to break out...
only to be trapped in a second void seal with 66 times the power.
I form a blue rift and exit the artifact, then knock trickle into a cyan cage.
"Don't mess with me.
(I hope that not be edgy)"

"now then, "auth""
"i place quotes around your name because when i look at your actions, the clearer name is "sp33d0n"."
"to put it another way, your username does not match your normal one"
"what did i call you that you don't like?"
"oh, and that pickaxe was clearly not designed for combat. hence, your point does not stand."
I raise my pickaxe.
would you like me to demonstrate?
I throw the pickaxe, and it sails through the air, catching 'auth's' blade inside the curve and wrenching it away, launching it further, and the pickaxe bounces off a spire of rock that was not there before, followed by sailing back to me. I catch it with one hand and walk forward, a brown-grey aura of fire forming around me. I mumble 'air' and am suddenly in front of 'auth', and a gust of wind pushes him back. transparent winged boots are momentarily visible on my feet
I point the pickaxe at him.
"you plan to use your ink, i will show you my Own skill. "
"watch and learn"
a cage of rocks and ice rushes out from the ground, interrupting his line of sight, and I murmur 'astral dash', my feet glowing blue and I dash forward with incredible speed, snatching up steffan and moving him out of the way. the circle fills with ink, and bursts into flames, which are redirected and fly into the tiny hole in the enclosure I made around 'auth', distracting him and depriving him of much-needed oxygen. the red sigils form for a moment, but I twirl the pickaxe and mutter 'blood', a transparent dagger being briefly visible, and they distort, dripping red and becoming ash in the wind.
he attempts to force steffen to become a babbling mess, but I mutter again, "astral onslaught", and he finds it is his mind that is being cut to shreds, as if a white hot knife is blazing through it and vaporising his thoughts, and one image appears in the forefront of his mind...
his head, cut off and dead, with a faintly green knife sticking out.
he can't even fight back, can't move, can't think, can't feel, can't breath...
the attack ends, and he stumbles to the ground, bleary eyed and barely able to mumble out the rest of his statements. he then falls asleep.
I leave one more message in his mind.
"Is this proof enough? or would you like another trial of death by whirling weapon of strange destruction? "

"Marron, pickaxe boomerangs merely require a weak telekinesis or good reflexes."
"they deal less damage In minecraft, which is a game made by humans and as such subject to their misconceptions. in my world, whos creator "I" "know" "not", pickaxes can stand up to swords no problem, and are much better crowd control."
"How In The WORLD Does ME using Them Make Them Look BAD?!?"
"they are only short ranged Without using "Paither""
"I have already covered boomerangs."
"they are only for mining in the Stereotypical usage."
"if you want to stick to the clearly infirior (assuming both pickaxe and the scythe were made right) weapon, B e M y G u e s t ."
"Oh, and thanks for healing ette, FVS"
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Originally posted on 2017-01-19 11:10:00
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And with this comes the announcement that I've decided on a bi-daily update schedule. Because everyone consistently placeholders and then doesn't fill in until the next day.

So, 3 updates a week, how's that sound? It better sound good I'm cutting you suckers slack. (jk you guys are great, but seriously, FILL IN YOUR PLACEHOLDERS)

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First off, Trickle tells Chargeus to attack Ette.
Then the O)_(O charge goes off.
The O)_(O charge doesn't go by the usual TrickleJestian formula because it doesn't want to.
Funnyman appears on the Battlefield.

Funnyman has 14000 health and 1500 damage.

PERK - Behind the Bluud - Can be defended by other entities, so the defender takes the damage. However, the entity will lose their turn.

Funnyman hides behind Chargeus.

Chargeus charges and rams into Ette.
Trickle slashes Ette in half using the Asterism.


CHARGES
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O)w(O - 3/3. [+2 from Joe]. IN PLACE.
??? - 10/10. IN PLACE.
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+1 to Consomme, Battlefury.
QUE IS CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Originally posted on 2017-01-19 21:56:00

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o---Charges---
Care Package: 17 / 20 (+1, Author)
Fine: 3 / 20
+1 to JOE
+1 to the Author

JOE suggests Marron to use a pickaxe instead of a scythe.

tc: Pickaxes are for mining, dipgorilla.
tc: It's been mathematically proven that pickaxes deal less damage than the average sword in Minecraft.
tc: There's nothing too great about them. They're also short-ranged, rather deadly to boomerang, and also you're already using them thus making them look like pieces of gorilla...
tc: I'll stick with my glorified farming stick, thanks.

Marron, somehow failing to notice her sister's new condition (because it hasn't happened yet), then decides to slash at the Living Virus with her scythe a few times. She also decides to input a few awesome-looking twisty scythe combo attacks, and a flourish of crossbow fire. She then decides to see what would happen if she stuck a crossbow to her scythe.

...

Absolutely nothing of note happens. She should totally make a hybrid crossbow-scythe that wouldn't execute her upon pressing a button. She fantasises about that as she rapidly swings at the Living Virus, totally lost in her daydream.

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Betty de Famme lets out a sonic piercing squeak. This causes joe bob's ears to explode, making him deaf. He tries to wave down a TF2 Medic to regain his hearing, but he's using the wrong semaphore flags, and accidentally waves down a political vehicle of some sort. It runs him down flat.
I forgot to put this: The mole grenade post was when Vote Paul Atishon 2k18 reached 2/3.
Combined with this post's charge.....
Vote Paul Atishon 2k18: 3/3.
The political vehicle then drives up to the White House, and Paul Atishon pops out. He punches Donald Trump in the face, destroys the wall that he built, then takes over. He then takes Bonny de Famme, who was smuggled inside his vehicle, and throws her at Charge Man at Mach 9. Charge man asplodes, then Bonny emerges from the remains.
Bonny de Famme summoned. Bring it on like Donkey Kong, which would be copyright infringement, but both Bonny de Famme and DK are registered trademarks of Nintendo, and so they can mention each other.

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Sheriff Clint Cactus the White bamboozles the Balrog.
7/10 Ten-Gallon Hat
7/15 Golden Lasso
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Meanwhile, nobody notices the disappearance of a certain anime girl computer program.

And at the same time, a stock RPG character teleports into the field. "Oh, uh, hi. You can call me Rizuko." She adjusts her red cap, which causes her blonde hair to slightly clip into it. "Ah, crap. Oh well, it'll fix itself later."

"I guess I'd better put those skills to good use."

Rizuko pulls out a sprite placeholder and casts a spell at a Fire Demon. "Uh... I think that was a water spell?" The Fire Demon is extinguished for a few seconds and blown back into a wall. "Oh, okay, it was."





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Not in the mood to do complex. Boyfriend's parents being a MAJOR asshole to him. Have a quick post. Healingy mediciney stuff. Ette's body. Apply the former to the latter. Heal her. FVS says something about finding it so unfair that a kindhearted soul like Ette should have to end up on a battlefield.

Let's Basically Just Set A Zombie On Fire And See What Happens: 5/8 (+2 from urus)
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QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1484753849))
Ooh, what's this?

Rise of the Charges - 20/20. [+1 from Redstone].

Suddenly, everything begins to shake...
Out of nowhere, a giant ASCII hand made of previous charges grabs Fickle.

"AY CARAMBA!"

The hand appears to be made of previous charges carried out by Trickle.
A giant ASCII head with two horns pops out of the ground and speaks with a harsh voice.

"You have angered the Gods of the Charge! Now pay the price, fool!"

Fickle manages to slam the hand on the ground using his insane vim and hops on the head.

"GET OFF ME!"
"Hahaha! This is just like bull riding!"

Fickle grabs the creature's horns and tries to control it. The thing smashes into trees and rocks before it finally gives in.

"Okay, okay! You win! What do you need?!"
"You have to help me destroy the Simumodder!"
"Blech. Alright."

Chargeus summoned! Unlike Charge-man, Chargeus uses variations of my previous charges!

Chargeus [AS - TrickleJest]: Hp: 55000/55000.
Damage stat - 7000.

ABILITIES:
Bane of the Pobyos Healers - Deals 12000 damage to Healers instead of 7000.
/placeholder /end - Deals 16000 damage to any entity of choice upon death. Damage to Healers will not be increased.

Fickle then comes up to the Balrog.

"ALRIGHT, YOU MALPARIDO! TIME TO FINISH YOU OFF!"

Fickle takes the Balrog by its horns and tosses him into a puddle, thus extinguishing his flames.
The Balrog squirms in the water and splashes around until Fickle takes the Asterism and cools him down even more.
The MP35 is then drawn along with any given relaxing tune which calms the Balrog down even more.
Fickle then draws the Shishkablam, which failed to be consumed, and explodes the frozen^3 Balrog into outer space. Sure, he's on fire, but that's no match for what's coming.

The Balrog, with a new flame, crashes down on the Battlefield like a comet. How do you fight a comet? With the Comet, of course.
Fickle fuses the MP35 and the Asterism once again to make the Comet and he slices through the Balrog, freezing him along the way.

He then grabs a Temmie from Hammer-Space along with a salt shaker and creates a Salty Tem, or this ==> http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5086350//e5086350.gif.
The Temmie runs at the Balrog, who is too cold to do anything and explodes in a jillion shards of Temmie Armor, all of which pierce the Balrog.
The soul of the Temmie then reforms into an annoying dog, or this ==> http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5086353//e5086353.png.
The annoying dog rams into Balrog, who is still shocked from the previous attack and emits a bunch of Anti-Matter Dog Salad which anti-heals Balrog, or damages him.
Before doing its next action, the dog spits out the Legendary Artifact.

"HUH? WHAT'S HAPP-"

The Artifact consumes Fickle's vim, turning him back into Trickle and traps Balrog inside of the Artifact along with the soul of the TemDog.
The TemDog gains vim and determination, turning it into the ultimate dog/cat lord, TEGGO. The Balrog manages to defeat Teggo after a long battle. However, Teggo reforms as Teggo the White and returns to the Artifact!
Balrog, scared and confused inside the Artifact, tries to escape. Unfortunately for him, Teggo the White ROFLstomps him.

Teggo the White takes Balrog and traps him in a second Artifact, then a third, then a fourth, trapping the poor Balrog in an infinite amount of pocket dimensions. Heck yeah.

"Whew. That was something."
"Glad to be back."
"Let's end this."

Trickle breaks the Artifact with his foot, destroying Balrog and Teggo for good. Teggo then reforms yet again to become Teggo the Even Whiter and kicks Balrog's @$$ in Hell, but we're not gonna get in the details.


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O)_(O - 3/3. [+2 from Battlefury]. IN PLACE.
??? - 10/10. IN PLACE.
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+1 to Consomme, Redstone.
QUE IS CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

I feel like Chargeus needs to be rebalanced, but I can't pin down him as being overpowered or underpowered, so I guess those stats are good.
3000 damage to the Balrog thanks to Joe blocking below.
+9000 XP

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Alicia indeed fights Marron, and oh, it was Chaos, great, glorious, Chaos, descending from the glory of the Prettiest One as opposed to her glitchy name sake. There was gorging of the salt, and it was chaotic, and there was more salt, spouting from the everywhere, and thus, Alicia remains salty. Being salty's her name, and being salty's the game, and thus we're going to bring back massive, Alicia rants from P&S. Miss them?

"Puppet girl, yeah, Ruby ripoff that just tried to murder me! Listen up! I'm not fond of people who try to murder me, and I'm even less fond of people who try to murder me, and then ignore me in a mocking manner. That's just cruel, just what everyone else does to me. You know, I think I can one up you in cruelty. How would you like it if your dearest sister became part of a Mother."

Alicia hasn't read the Interface Saga yet. Reality's just a tool to be used, and so is Fiction, simply pick up a book and pervert it in [REDACTED FOR PIONO SENSIBILITIES] ways, using it in whatever way you need to follow your goals. Alicia's goal is causing harm to Ette, and thus, Alicia will cause harm to Ette. Alicia takes out a knife, and stabs herself, before reciting 9 - 9 - 9. Emergency.

Alicia's life force crawls up into the Golden Sun, before spiralling in, a mix of blood filling in with the LSD, a billion hearts beginning to beat at once. The Golden Sun, in an emergency, activates Flesh Interfacing. 999 are the three digits in 9MOTHER9HORSE9EYES' username, and they are gematrically equivalent to "sophia thy mother". There are some coincidences that one must fear, and this is one. The Golden Sun levitates in the air, before firing a massive beam of light towards Ette, and she is blessed by the Father with the ability to speak, even if it is against her character concept. She sings, and calls out to the world, shouting "HOLY HOLY HOLY!"

Her vocal cords burst out of her body, and the world warps, creating a massive placenta around her, and it beats and beats and beats in rhythm with ten thousand others. Ten thousand ports burst out of her, glowing an iridescent pink, and then Ette implants herself into the ground, and sings the Universal Note. Holy, holy, holy, holy, holy indeed!

The stars sing with her, as does the moon and the sun, and all is great, except for the whole inaccurate flesh interface thing and the whole Alicia is dead thing.


Broken Coalition [4/15] [+2 from Doggo]
Wave Undertale Redux [1/15]
+2 to Doggo (doggo weren't we supposed to be assisting certain people?)

You sacrifice yourself! Dropping your artifact and dying. You will spend next round not having any standard actions (charges can still increment)
You use this to empower Flesh Interface, which when combined with the 7 round artifact charge and the 5 ammo required, inflicts Ette with Flesh Interface for 4 rounds.

New status effect codex entry:
Flesh Interface: prevents entity from acting, and allows other entities to use its special abilities in its stead. Each ability can only be claimed once per round. Advanced type.
Players cannot use this, and abilities will be taken in the order they are claimed, not in order of action, priority being given to the entity's opponents.
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(i'm) 4 minutes* too late
oh well, a 3-7 paragraph essay describing time travel should do. =)
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o---Charges---
Care Package: 15 / 20 (+5, Simumodder, Author)
Fine: 2 / 20
+1 to JOE
+1 to the Author

Marron recieves a nice little +1 in a box from the Author.

tc: Oh wow. You actually returned the +1.
tc: Shall we continue our exchange of goods?

Meanwhile, Ette runs over to the Author and gives him a rather warm hug. If Ette weren't made of soft floofy fabrics, the hug would be rather painful, and also probably bone crushing.

tc: Anyway, guess I should finish the murder of this chick.

Marron, instead of taking her out head-on, opts to conjure a swarm of needles, which soar out towards a boulder. Now with a decent grip on the chunk of earth, Marron dramatically points towards Consumer! The rock flies towards her at a speed of [FAST, BUT NOT TOO FAST] miles per hour! The rock flattens the poor Consumme, and picks her up cartoon-style! The boulder rolls into the distance, scrunching Consumer every time it fully rotates.

tc: ...wait, now I can't hit her!
tc: Probably should've thought this through. Hm...

The boulder keeps rolling onward, eventually finding itself in a plain of ice spikes! The boulder rolls up a conveniently placed ramp, launching it into the air! The boulder manages to complete a 10,800 degree rotation before it manages to perfectly land on an ice spike, with Consumer right on the bottom of the boulder at this time! The pillar violently shatters, sending shards of ice all over her body! The boulder then slams into the ground, with Consumer on the bottom still! The boulder creates several cracks in the earth which give way to an abandoned mineshaft! The boulder courses through the veins of the mineshaft, with its passenger getting face fulls of splinters from the various supports, thousands of cave spider bites, and several lava-based burns because seriously there's always those little single tiles of lava in abandoned mineshafts that create a bit of a lava flow and are really annoying-

Speaking of lava, the boulder rolls off a cliff, into a crevasse filled with lava! An unhealthy amount of lava, as shown by the ever-increasing burns on Consumer! The rotating motions of the boulder keep lowering and raising her out of the lava, providing half-seconds of sweet relief before crushing her again while dipping her in the lava.

The boulder eventually rolls into a gigantic chamber filled with lava! Sunlight wafts in from above the chamber; it's a way out! The boulder rocks forth into a wall of solid stone, and comes to an abrupt halt, in a pool of lava. Suddenly, the entire chamber begins to rumble! The lava from beneath Consumer rockets upward, sending her out of the earth with fifty-sixth degree burns, and launching her sky-high! The boulder eventually meteors into the battlefield, the rock exploding on impact with the ground, creating a rather large crater. Consumer is somehow still alive inside the crater, and can only watch as Marron slowly descends into the crater, scythe in hand.

tc: ...you lived THAT?
tc: That's actually really impressive, wow.
tc: Whatever.

Marron raises her scythe above her head, and flicks it downwards towards Consumer's head, leaving the blade directly inside her skull. Marron, assuming "she's totally dead", rips the blade out of her head, and exits the crater.

She's probably dead. If Consumer is too dead to even take this attack, Marron will teabag the body. The attack will then target the horde of zombies because "AUGH WHAT THE HELL KILL IT KILL IT"

Meanwhile, Ette decides to go and Self-Sow, taking a needle towards herself. She casually stitches herself together, sealing any holes in her fabric-based body. Ette also isn't really sure if she's physically capable of being high, but decides to go along with it anyway.

Sadly, consumer was already dead, and Ette is currently a Flesh Interface and cannot make actions of her own accord.
The Zombies bite it. Every single one of them.
+9500 XP

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16/20 Astral unlocking
Cake! 15/15 +4 simumodder Using!
New charge : handoffification 2/20 +1 from ire
+2 tricklejest continue the deal (6/8)
Cake! gives steffan a 50% chance of producing an extra research point each turn, via portal references.
steffan uses Energy shield generator to give himself an energy shield, like it says on the tin.
I would heal everything on the PS side, but nothings all that hurt, so instead i think i'll drop those 3-7+ paragraphs on time travel. man, i could go on and on.
(i scan golden sun)
I think I'll steal golden sun if that's alright with you. ]
Spoiler Alert

I begin to read this aloud."
Time travel is something that interests a lot of people, and rightfully so- if time travel is possible, there are so many applications it would be hard to count them. But thats not what this thingymajigerbobs about. This thingymajiggerbob is about the differences between stable-loop time travel, unstable loop time travel,manyworld “time” travel, which seems similar but is conceptually different, and finally semistable loop timetravel.
Lets start with stable loop time travel.
In stable loop timetravel, you can’t change the past, and there is no way to prevent yourself from going back in the first place. This prevents some time paradoxes, and semi-validates others: for example, you can’t kill your own grandpa, but you might be able to become him, and make a decent amount of your genetic code (a maximum of 50%) come from nowhere. Stable loop timetravel might also allow for information paradoxes, the most well known being giving the information on how to make a time machine to your past self. These type of paradoxes are also semi-prevented, however, in that if you don’t remember getting the note you can’t give it to yourself, and as such cannot abuse it without the ability to remove your own memorys.
Among the storys and shows that use (primarily) stable loop travel are homestuck and doctor who. Homestuck is its whole own “clusterfuck”, so we’ll deal with that one later. In doctor who, if you see something happen, like your friend dieing, you can’t change it. Or at least, it seems that way at first glance- if you save your friend, they must have been saved already, ergo you will fail, or perhaps never attempt it. On a second look, though, it becomes clear that for the loop to be stable, it just has to look like he died for you until you go back in time. You can replace him with a hard-light image or some other si-fi thing from the future and keep him away from where he “died” until you leave, and bam! The loop is stable. This sort of thing isn't addressed often in shows, because they tend to stay away from stable-loops in order to keep things from seeming futile.
Below is a diagram of a generic stable-loop timetravel
lines=persons life and temporal location.

Now on to the next thing on a metaphorical scale, semistable loop travel. In semistable timetravel, you can cause scenarios that are inconsistent with your memories, but you, or someone else in the altered version of the world, has to cause those again. The following is a diagram. The bottom timeline having those brackets is a bug, ignore them.

As you can see, first you save your friend (alt), and alter history, so you don’t go back in time. Note that worlds with semistable timetravel can have stable timeloops (without multimline hijinks), but it is not nearly as likely as stable timetravel universe. Anyway, you (alt) doesnt got back in time, but you (original) might. This timetravel has an effect similar to the first, making another timeline. Eventually, someone timetravels in a way that stops your friend (original) from being saves, recreating the original timeline. Time then continues as normal. As in stableloop timetravel, it is not futile- you might, for example, bring friend (alt) with you, which is like saving your friend, almost.

Next there is unstable timetravel. In unstable timetravel, you can change the past so you never existed, might theoretically make  sourceless information, though it will be hard, and there isnt much to say. Its sort of similar to semistable, without the last guy reverting the timeline, and with timeline modifications being unlimited. There is little to say about unstable time travel,as it doesnt have many constraints.

Now, for the last one before i address the “clusterfudge” that is homestuck-type timetravel.
Multiverse “time” travel.
In multiverse “time” travel, you are not actually going to the past, but rather to another universe where everything took X years longer to happen. It is a hodgepodge of unstable and stable; stable in that you can’t change what happened, unstable in that it looks like you can, and there is no limit to the modifications you can cause. It, if played straight, would look practically the same as unstable timetravel, aside from what happens to the worlds you leave (maybe); the worlds you leave are just sitting there, without a ‘you’, instead of being destroyed with the only remnant being your memory."

then I pause before the homestuckian section, that won't help me here. time to put this in practice. (there aren't any diagrams because you can't say diagrams.)
a great deal of copys of me all appear around consumer, and wrestle her to the ground. after 10 minutes and the rest of this, they all warp away in a flash of gold, and the last one traces an S-S on a gold-white orb, vanishing in a flash of gold with a white core.
I take out a small gold and white orb, and trace an "S" on its surface, and vanish in a flash of gold, off to complete that.
the perspective shifts.
I appear behind consumer in an altered timeline and burn their hands off, taking golden sun despite not remembering that happening, and vanish again.
this time I take the golden sun from myself, getting 2 G. suns.
I vanish again, and reappear before when I would burn their hands off, but after I time-traveled with S-S mode.
I fire both golden sun copy alternates at consumer until they run out of bullets, disrupting their attempt to use flesh interfacing and also probably hurting them maybe.
then I trace a US on the orb, vanishing in a flash of white with golden outline.
I appear right before I return from SS and beat consumers face in, crushing them to the ground beneath my shoe and destroying golden sun in-front of them, making tears and salt flow out of their face and kicking them straight into the alt-simumodder, where they are vaporized.
I trace a MV "T" with the quotes on the orb and vanish in a black explosion, appearing in another world where i have already gotten the simumodder golden sun, and request access to it.
i then vanish again in another black explosion to go to a world exactly like where I began this, watching the stable loops and knowing they are literally impossible to disrupt because I would know in advance and stop the disruption, making it going well the only viable stable loop.
then I trace S on the orb again and decide to do one final set of loops, vanishing in a flash of gold.
I watch these events happen, uninterupted because i would stop any interruption with the foreknowledge. i watch this happen a few times for good measure.
I show consumer/alicia the images of golden sun crumbling to dust, telling her this is the future and she cannot stop it, then kick her into a stone spike wall, which keeps her incapacitated, and throw some sunglasses on her face to stop her from being able to saltmodder beam me. I then throw simumodder the golden sun and tell him to take good care of it, followed by walking back and telling consumer "those pictures where from another timeline. sucker."

this should be enough, but well, who knows, ay? (extra post strength will be healing ette's high-ness if possible, but only if i have already successfully taken golden sun. if healing ette is impossible but i can redirect extra strength, it goes to killing the seekers. again, only if i still get golden sun and hand it to simumodder.)
"Marron, you should totally try pickaxes, they are be awesome! "
"yes, they are traditionally for mining, but they are also ridiculously useful for combat."
"in the past [backstory that I think I posted somewhere maybe] I beat hoards of monsters 1000 strong with pickaxes, easily."
"these weren’t weak monsters either."
"they were in the neighbourhood of a 10-charge around here!"
"so anyway pickaxes are great and I could go on and on about the combat applications. you should try fighting with them."
Upgrade applied.
heal turrets target ette if she fails to self-stitch or has damage afterwards. leftover heals, if they exist, go to steffan. if steffan is also full HP, it goes to balrog.
if i recall, flesh interfaces 'loose their action, and anyone can use their abilitys' [citation needed], so I use ettes stitching-healing thing on balrog if that works. probably something i missed tho

Using stuff not specifically for DTG isn't really encouraged. Especially if it only has tangential bearing on what you're trying to do. Otherwise everyone would just upload english essays and everything would become boring.
But you take the Golden Sun and successfully hand it off to the Simumodder.
sadly, only entities can take advantage of flesh interface.
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anyway, that clearly isn’t the right object, because i have just spoken about it in 3ed person. SPC's like that never work.
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Order of the Silver Wossname complete!
So do I equip it or give it to someone else for the bonus 11% damage to enemies made of meat? And for the sake of this calculation is chargeman made of meat or a robot or cyborg or something?

Anyway, now for my a- wait a minute.
SPC's like that never work.

SPC's like that

SPC

...You fool. Do you know what you've done?
Whenever anyone misspells the SCP foundation as SPC, you unleash something terrible.
For SPC does not stand for anything sensible, like Secure, Contain, Protect, or Soap from Corpses Products, or even Spicy Crust Pizza.
No, SPC stands for Shark Punching Center.
And you have summoned them. Either the sharks or the punchers. Probably both. They won't be sticking around long enough to be entities though. Those sharks won't punch themselves.

Okay, first, you gotta show the size of the charge when completing it. That's also a pretty subjective artifact effect and could easily be countered by the fact that Steffan is the only flesh-and-blood PS on the field right now.
You can equip it yourself, but it'll make you vulnerable. You could also immediately give it to an entity or the like.
OH NO
SHARKS
The weather changes to sharknado.
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#OursincerestCondolences
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OOC: You know, most of this probably belongs in the second post. It's 12:30 AM, what do you expect, really?

Auth glares at Joe.

Two things, "Joe". First, you do not have the privilege of calling calling me that. Do not. Secondly, are you implying that I am not who I say I am? Due to the quotes you have placed around my name, that is certainly what it sounds like. I can prove who I am, so do not insist that.

Auth picks up his blade, to prove a point.

Now, on your point to Marron. No pun intended. Pickaxes are not intended to be weaponized, they are intended at tools, utility. As seen by...

Auth summons a pickaxe, before cleaving it in two with a single swing. From the head through the shaft, it's split perfectly in two.

While a Scythe isn't my choice of weapon, it has utility as a proper weapon. The Nightmarron, in this case, being even more so, containing a High-Caliber Sniper Rifle. I happen to think that a pickaxe only has utility as a weapon in very exclusive, and very few situations. You shouldn't propose such ridiculous ideas.

Auth takes his blade, and begins to pace.

Meanwhile, I shall show you my ability with my blade, which is mostly a conduit for the ink I control. However, a weapon is what it is, in every component. The colours in the veins alter the mind, the blade itself scars the body, and the scabbard possesses script that can slay on their own.

Auth mars the ground Steffan with his blade.

Allow me to show you the effects of my knowledge of the Correspondence.

Auth says, the circle filling in with ink, and lifting up as a solid platform.

The Starstone Demark. Supposed to be a stone, but I'll make do.

The ink completely surrounds Steffan.

As I was saying, the Starstone Demark. In the Correspondence, it serves as punctuation, protection, a legal token...

Auth says, as the sphere becomes multifaceted. It gains a multitude of miniature red sigils, all glowing with a painful force. Most sane people would look away. To the AS's delight, Steffan is trapped, and unable to look away.

An illegal weapon, and a punchline, all at the same time. The Correspondence is masterfully complex, but oh so wonderful once you understand. However...

Auth releases Steffan from his cage.

I doubt you shall be understanding things for a long time.

Steffan is returned a babbling mess.

Auth signals to his entire team.

People, please cease your assaults of Ette! She is the lesser threat here, Steffan has a greater opportunity to be threatening, and should be dealt with first!

Auth knows and believes in this, but he also thinks to himself that if he can keep Ette alive, he may be able to expand his minimal persuasion ability on Marron, to try and make a gamble to convince both Marron and Ette to swap sides. A Tough Persuasive check, certainly, but Auth has a tendency to be annoyingly convincing sometimes.

Auth appears to be relieved by Ette, more than anything else.

Pleasure to see you, Ette. Good to know that you've been holding up well. Auth appears to be relaxed at the embrace of Ette.

Auth, likely foolishly, actually takes into consideration how to add a Crossbow enhancement to Nightmarron. Auth's affinity with Crossbows allows him to devise a plan, though he decides it may be folly to enact on it in the current situation.

The Underknight stares down the Healing Turrets. It gradually moves towards them, quickly reaching them. The Underknight slashes the first turret it comes across in twain, annihilating it. It doesn't bother assimilating the parts, and rapidly inserts its blade into the second Turret, leaving it grievously wounded.

Meanwhile, the Seekers form a Mob, and begin to chant something unintelligible. However, it's such a soothing sound...

Many, many people come from... somewhere to join the numbers of those who Seek the Name. Their mob casually regrows to three-quarters of their starting strength. It can only get worse from here.

ACTION SUMMARY:

Auth activates Slanderous Ink - Advanced.

The Underknight attacks the Healing Turrets.

The Seekers use State the Name.

SPECIAL ATTACKS:

The Masters of London: 11/20 (+1 from Ire, Ire)

The Armour of Royals: 10/20 (+2 from Doggerfury)

+1 to Hez, Ire.

WHOOAAAA BEATDOWN TIME

Combat Special: Slanderous Ink (Advanced)
You ready inkscalibur once more. Although sometimes just the raw power of ink is enough on its own to inflict serious damage, there are, in fact, much better ways to inflict madness and misery upon your foes. Correspondance coming to mind right off the bat. You fire out ink, once more trapping your opponent in a circle that completely inhibits their movement- and more importantly their ability to look away. With a quick application of a Starstone Demark your opponent finds themselves gibbering madly with visions and nightmares of untold power. As you release them from their cage they tear at themselves, trying to end the madness.
8000 damage to Steffan

Your entities will do as you say.
+10000 XP

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1484778502))
I notice this, and just code in a simple
"Attack: Nearest_Enemy"
... it should be rather obvious what that does
I also take some time to code some more for the Living Virus
Spare Code (heals Living Virus): 1/5

#MASHTHEBUTTONS DO SOMETHING
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1484803805))
2/20 Le Dudes

+1 Trickle

sparkysfaint goes and creates a ton of PSes with 1/2 HP. The Healing Turrets heal so much that they explodinate. He then gets tired of Joe's antics of defending his entities and attempts to stab Steffan.

You destroy a healing turret and deal 2000 damage to Steffan!
+6000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1484824204))
17/20 Astral unlocking
handoffification 4/20 +1 from ire
+2 tricklejest (7/8)
hm...
I don't have anything important to do this turn...
(good thing steffan isn't a healer. hell, he was initially supposed to be able to shoot xp at you as a laser http://b3.ifrm.com/static/emo/18.png)
EDIT: trickle first post is now an attack.
fickle trys to grab balrog by the horns...
and get launched into a mountain as I Blink into him while holding a hammer.
his asterism shot is fired, and blocked by a wall of celestial fire, which twists and changes into a tornado, spinning forward and knocking tr/fickles mp35 upwards on a wave of hot air, and kocking tr/fickle onto his back.
Blink.
i grind my heel into trickles chest, and kick the shishkablam into an extremely short range nuclear mine, which explodes and vaporises it.
he trys runs over to the balrog with the comet, and gets knocked backwards into a spike by the momentum of a Blink. i pull out a pickaxe, yell "paither", and throw it. it comes back with a giant lump of pure gold, which I give to the temmy, so it can go to cool leg.( college)  because it is on the way to college, which is really far away, it cannot explode into temmy armor.  I then  see the dog and yell "ITS A DOG KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT.", throwing at least 30 different weapons, explosives, and debuff pots at it using a series of MiniBlinks , and then fire I giant fire laser at it, leaving a 30 meter crater.
"ummm..... Oops?"
I slap the legendary artifact, causing a disembodyed voice to say "what? that’s imposible", and activating debug mode, deleting the "Artifact", and exit debug mode. balrog is kept out of the Artifact's energy-space (where it would be without my counter) by me Blinking over, grabbing him, and blinking next to the simumodder, keeping him safe.
I then Blink back to the artifact energy-space and enter. I defeat "Teggo" with One Poke, smashing him into a crackling blue crystal cage, which gains a 'Paradox gate' and 'void seal', keeping "Teggo" inside. he reforms into "Teggo the white" and trys to leave, only to have his hand vaporised by the 'Void seal' and his magic absorbed as power. Teggo tries to trap me in the infinite artifact loop, but only manages to trap himself because of the 'Paradox gate', which makes him on an entirely different space-time continuum and also dimension. using a dimensional rift I crush the meta- artifact, trigering the Teggo the even whiter reforming, and he realises he is still stuck in a Void seal, and tries to break out...
only to be trapped in a second void seal with 66 times the power.
I form a blue rift and exit the artifact, then knock trickle into a cyan cage.
"Don't mess with me.
(I hope that not be edgy)"


"Marron, pickaxe boomerangs merely require a weak telekinesis or good reflexes."
"they deal less damage In minecraft, which is a game made by humans and as such subject to their misconceptions. in my world, whos creator "I" "know" "not", pickaxes can stand up to swords no problem, and are much better crowd control."
"How In The WORLD Does ME using Them Make Them Look BAD?!?"
"they are only short ranged Without using "Paither""
"I have already covered boomerangs."
"they are only for mining in the Stereotypical usage."
"if you want to stick to the clearly infirior (assuming both pickaxe and the scythe were made right) weapon, B e M y G u e s t ."
"Oh, and thanks for healing ette, FVS"
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You reduce Trickle's damage output by 4000.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1484854724))
And with this comes the announcement that I've decided on a bi-daily update schedule. Because everyone consistently placeholders and then doesn't fill in until the next day.

So, 3 updates a week, how's that sound? It better sound good I'm cutting you suckers slack. (jk you guys are great, but seriously, FILL IN YOUR PLACEHOLDERS)

YOU AGAIN GET OUT OF THE UPDATE BOXES H$W% HWEBTBSRTBSbseretttANGERNOISES

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1484862971))
First off, Trickle tells Chargeus to attack Ette.
Then the O)_(O charge goes off.
The O)_(O charge doesn't go by the usual TrickleJestian formula because it doesn't want to.
Funnyman appears on the Battlefield.

Funnyman has 14000 health and 1500 damage.

PERK - Behind the Bluud - Can be defended by other entities, so the defender takes the damage. However, the entity will lose their turn.

Funnyman hides behind Chargeus.

Chargeus charges and rams into Ette.
Trickle slashes Ette in half using the Asterism.


CHARGES
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O)w(O - 3/3. [+2 from Joe]. IN PLACE.
??? - 10/10. IN PLACE.
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+1 to Consomme, Battlefury.
QUE IS CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Accepted, health reduce by 2000 to reflect ability.
2000 damage to Ette
+4000 XP

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1484863218))
o---Charges---
Care Package: 17 / 20 (+1, Author)
Fine: 3 / 20
+1 to JOE
+1 to the Author

JOE suggests Marron to use a pickaxe instead of a scythe.

tc: Pickaxes are for mining, dipgorilla.
tc: It's been mathematically proven that pickaxes deal less damage than the average sword in Minecraft.
tc: There's nothing too great about them. They're also short-ranged, rather deadly to boomerang, and also you're already using them thus making them look like pieces of gorilla...
tc: I'll stick with my glorified farming stick, thanks.

Marron, somehow failing to notice her sister's new condition (because it hasn't happened yet), then decides to slash at the Living Virus with her scythe a few times. She also decides to input a few awesome-looking twisty scythe combo attacks, and a flourish of crossbow fire. She then decides to see what would happen if she stuck a crossbow to her scythe.

...

Absolutely nothing of note happens. She should totally make a hybrid crossbow-scythe that wouldn't execute her upon pressing a button. She fantasises about that as she rapidly swings at the Living Virus, totally lost in her daydream.

5000 damage to the Living Virus
+7000 XP

QUOTE (Con Air @ (time=1484878931))
Betty de Famme lets out a sonic piercing squeak. This causes joe bob's ears to explode, making him deaf. He tries to wave down a TF2 Medic to regain his hearing, but he's using the wrong semaphore flags, and accidentally waves down a political vehicle of some sort. It runs him down flat.
I forgot to put this: The mole grenade post was when Vote Paul Atishon 2k18 reached 2/3.
Combined with this post's charge.....
Vote Paul Atishon 2k18: 3/3.
The political vehicle then drives up to the White House, and Paul Atishon pops out. He punches Donald Trump in the face, destroys the wall that he built, then takes over. He then takes Bonny de Famme, who was smuggled inside his vehicle, and throws her at Charge Man at Mach 9. Charge man asplodes, then Bonny emerges from the remains.
Bonny de Famme summoned. Bring it on like Donkey Kong, which would be copyright infringement, but both Bonny de Famme and DK are registered trademarks of Nintendo, and so they can mention each other.

I would have your counter change up the text above, but I'm too tired to go back and fix both of the above posts, so you counter half of JOE's thing resulting in 2000 extra damage to the balrog.
try not to do that again, invisible charges aren't allowed and normally missing it in a post like that would mean you have one less charge point than normal.
You summon bonny de famme!
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Urus @ (time=1484889874))
Sheriff Clint Cactus the White bamboozles the Balrog.
7/10 Ten-Gallon Hat
7/15 Golden Lasso
+2 to engie

3000 damage to the Balrog.
+5000 XP

QUOTE (CobaltShade @ (time=1484917108))
Meanwhile, nobody notices the disappearance of a certain anime girl computer program.

And at the same time, a stock RPG character teleports into the field. "Oh, uh, hi. You can call me Rizuko." She adjusts her red cap, which causes her blonde hair to slightly clip into it. "Ah, crap. Oh well, it'll fix itself later."

"I guess I'd better put those skills to good use."

Rizuko pulls out a sprite placeholder and casts a spell at a Fire Demon. "Uh... I think that was a water spell?" The Fire Demon is extinguished for a few seconds and blown back into a wall. "Oh, okay, it was."




Welcome back!
4000 damage to a fire demon!
+6000 XP

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1484919876))
Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter
Secondary weapon: Corpse Piercer
Tertiary weapon: Corpse Blaster
Armor: NA

Not in the mood to do complex. Boyfriend's parents being a MAJOR asshole to him. Have a quick post. Healingy mediciney stuff. Ette's body. Apply the former to the latter. Heal her. FVS says something about finding it so unfair that a kindhearted soul like Ette should have to end up on a battlefield.

Let's Basically Just Set A Zombie On Fire And See What Happens: 5/8 (+2 from urus)
+2 to Urus

1000 health restored to Ette. You be healing the wrong team, m8.
Hope things turn out okay for you though.
+3000 XP

Speed levels up: Level 3!
Combat Special unlocked: Power of Friendship (basic)
Redstonetam levels up: Level 2!
Combat Special unlocked: Free Model Mason (Advanced)

EoTB
The Underknight attacks the healing turrets, but only one remains, so he shifts his attack over and deals 2000 damage to Steffan after cleaving through the turret!
The Seekers of the Name begin chanting a powerful chorus... and soon a number of simulated Unsung come and bolster their numbers!
Chargeus roars and charges (heheh, charges) right at Ette, barreling over the defenseless dummy (sorry, puppet, don't kill me please Marron, or rather, don't waste your time) for 12000 damage.
Funnyman hides behind Chargeus, despite there not really being anyone targeting him this round. Bonny De Famme instead chucks another grenade, dealing 1500 damage to Steffan. The Living Virus attacks the nearest enemy, which happens to be Steffan, and blasts him with a code beam for 7500 damage.
The instant the PS turn rolls around, the fire demons do a split fire attack, dealing 5000 damage to the Seekers of the name, the Underknight and Chargeus. The balrog bellows and follows up with 7500 damage to the Living Virus and 2500 each to Chargeus and Bonny de Famme
Ette can't do anything due to being a flesh interface, and Steffan sets up his energy shield.
The Simumodder idly tosses the daily +4 to Ire and Joe, and walks up to the Underknight. It was a wonderful entity, shame that its time for it to go. AHAHAHAHAH WHO IS HE KIDDING that thing's been a thorn in the side of the PS faction ever since it was summoned. He buries a hatchet into it, slams a chainsaw in its chest, then summons a cliff just so he can kick the Underknight off of it. Underknight destroyed.

Everything ticks down. Living Virus takes 2000 damage. An angry shark is summoned.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder!
Destroy the fire monsters!
Destroy Steffan and Ette, two healers at once is gonna be a nightmare!

Entity Advantage: [AS]

Weather: Sharknado (Summons 1 hostile shark every round.)
Terrain: Crater (No effect)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 97/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A].
Balrog [PS][Elite]: Hp: 115000/150000.
Fire Demons x5 [PS]: Hp: 25000/25000.
Fire Demons [PS]: Hp: 18000/25000.
Ette [PS - Ire]: Hp: 74000 / 100000. 3/3 Bear Hug. Flesh Interface 3 rounds.
Steffan [PS - Joebob]: Hp: 39000/60000. 3 RP. Energy shield generator: 1/2. Energy Shield: HP: 5000/5000
Angry Shark [H]: Hp: 10000/10000
Seekers of the Name x25500 [AS - Sp33d0n]: Hp: 1/1. State the Name: 1/4.
Living Virus [AS - Emerald_Mann]: Hp: 21000/50000.
Chargeus [AS - Tricklejest]: Hp: 47500/55000
Funnyman [AS - Tricklejest]: Hp: 12000/12000
bonny De Famme [AS - Con Air]: Hp: 11500/14000
Consumer [AS - Player] Hp: DED.
Hezetor [AS - Player] Hp: 10/10. 1 regen

Spoils

The Ham Knife: |||||. Owner: Tricklejest

Players

Tricklejest [AS]: Level 4: 16500/60000 XP
Combat Specials: Heroism, Lv: Basic, Advanced, Expert. TinCube's Vengeance, Lv: Basic
Limit Breaks: 7000/30000 power stored. CANNOT ENGLISH (30000)
Battlefury [AS]: Level 3: 36500/40000 XP
Combat Specials: WOOF, Lv: Basic, Advanced. Counterhappy, Lv: Basic
ConsumerOfAll [AS]: Level 3: 23500/40000 XP
Combat Specials: Megacorprruption, Lv: Basic, Advanced, Saltmodder, Lv: Basic
Sp33d0n [AS]: Level 3: 9500/40000 XP
Combat Specials: Slanderous Ink, Lv: Basic, Advanced, Power of Friendship, Lv: Basic
Hezetor [AS]: Level 2: 17000/35000 XP
Combat Specials: Atom Smasher, Lv: Basic, Advanced
Jondanger23 [AS]: Level 2: 22500/35000 XP
Combat Specials: Sub-Terranean, Lv: Basic, Advanced
engie [AS]: Level 2: 19500/35000 XP
Combat Specials: Corpse Maker, Lv: Basic, Advanced
Redstonetam15 [AS]: Level 2: 3500/35000 XP
Combat Specials: Free Model Mason, Lv: Basic, Advanced
Urus [AS]: Level 1: 25500/30000 XP
Combat Specials: Snake In My Boot, Lv: Basic
Cyanogynist [AS]: Level 1: 11000/30000 XP
Combat Specials: Shipping Grid, Lv: Basic
Talist [AS]: Level 1: 2500/30000 XP
Combat Specials: Pacifism, Lv: Basic
1412 [AS]: Level 1: 26000/30000 XP
Combat Specials: Rumor has it, Lv: Basic
Emerald_Mann [AS]: Level 1: 3000/30000 XP
Combat Specials: Hard-coded, Lv: Basic
Con Air [AS]: Level 0: 10000/25000 XP
CobaltShade [AS]: Level 0: 12000/25000 XP
JOEbob [PS]: Level 4: 41500/60000 XP
Combat Specials: Portaltech, Lv: Basic, Advanced, Expert. Infernal Wrath, Lv: Basic
Limit Breaks: 13000/30000 power stored. Portal Strike (30000)
Irecreeper [PS]: Level 1: 27000/30000 XP
Combat Specials: Puppeteer's Strings, Lv: Basic
[spoiler=AFK]
Twinbuilder [AS]: Level 0: 2000/25000 XP
Nikitaw99 [AS]: Level 0: 4000/25000 XP
arcaneCynic [N]: Level 0: 17000/25000 XP
micbs [AS]: Level 1: 24000/30000 XP
Combat Specials: Political Discourse, Lv: Basic
Toast [AS]: Level 0: 18000/25000 XP

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Oh, wow. Another charge goes off. How wonderful.
O)w(O happens. Another entity hops on the field, this one being Comedymouth. Comedymouth rams into Funnymouth, thus upgrading him. I don't really know how his stats will be increased, so I'm letting you decide.
You might be asking why I didn't just make a bigger charge for Funnymouth in the first place. There's no good reason. I just felt like upgrading him. And yes, I know that makes him weaker.
Funnymouth hides behind Chargeus.

Anyway, time to move on to other stuff.

"So. Uh. What should I do now??"

Trickle walks around the Battlefield a bit, brainstorming. He kicks Balrog around a bit.


CHARGES
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O)u(O - 5/20.
??? - 10/10. IN PLACE.
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+1 to Consomme, Battlefury.
QUE IS CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

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18/20 Astral unlocking
handoffification 10/20 +4 from simumodder, +1 from ire
+2 tricklejest my side of the deal is done.
steffan uses self stitch on himself, or if trickles entitys claimed that, stitch together on balrog. if this does Not get rid of steffans action, he makes another heal turret, which heals him. if he gets the extra research point from cake, he will use 'extradimensional bag' as his action.

I draw my pickaxe.
the Seekers ought to die soon.
I calmly start walking forward.
"air"
there is a large gash in the all the seekers sides, and blood spills out. I am behind them, and my pickaxe glows a light yellow.
"paither."
the pickaxe flys past him and twists in mid-air, hitting all of them in under 2 seconds, before flying back into my open hand.
"water"
the liquid is sucked out of all the seekers, and forms into a small sphere which I throw in an extra dimensional bag, and they fall unconscious from lack of water.
"Earth"
rocks and spires rise from the ground, smashing the weak seekers into pieces, scattering them and crushing them again,and they are each thrown off into the sky, far, far away. some of them reappear, and are all covered in rocks, which move them toward me. a vast amount of iron pickaxes form, fly at the lump while spinning, and disperse into raw material after impact. finally, the rocks holding them in place stop being held themselves, and they falls to the ground...
right into a pit made entirely of the sharp part of pickaxes, which all fly up and land more hits on them, and then a giant spike of solid emerald strikes the group in the torso-analogue, but upon further inspection is actually part of an oversized pickaxe. the pickaxes shatters and reforms into more mini-pickaxes, all of which strike the seekers of the name
then a giant middlefinger made of rubys, sapphires, and with an opal fingernail whacks them around even more.
"Fire"
drills and spears of fire strike them, killing hundreds of seekers. the ground beneath them glows, and an explosion bursts out, launching them into the air. they lands on the ground, but that area is already glowing, and they launch up into the air again. several of these later, they is struck by a storm of fireballs in mid-air and launched into an active volcano, where it erupts and all the lava is magnetized toward the large group, spinning in a helix and forming into small spikes that fly at the hoard one at a time and strike. all the lava in the volcano compresses into a ball, and moves to the middle of the hoard, before the compressing force stops, and the lava explodes in all directions, killing hundreds of seekers.




Astral
their minds are sliced to bits, pain racking their collective bodys, and their identity falls to pieces.
"i am here to seek the name"
"we do not know our name"
"i am seeking... what?"
"why..."
"we are nothing."
they slowly forget their past, their goal, and remember only one thing
" I Feel N O T H I N G But Hunger"
they all look for food, wishing to sate their hunger, and see one another. strangers, now. they have no knowledge of one another. all they think of is to eat one another. and so they do. and so they die.
another mind touches their own, and they are racked with pain, white hot searing pain, and claw at the ground, blindly running from where they think the pain comes...
and they all go straight to me.
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"JOE:listen, marron, I know ettes hurt and looks horrible, but I think I can fix that. I just don't have the privilege to. "
"JOE:see, when I finished cake last round I started a charge called "handoffification".
"JOE:this charge is at 10 right now, and that should be enough to heal ette about to full, and get rid of flesh interface"
"JOE:but I can't use it unless your sure you want it used for that."
"JOE:so do you want a 10-charge to heal ette, or would you rather wait?"
JOE:Sorry for giving you this dilemma [b]:/
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