Alright, so, I forgot to tick things up and do most of the stuff at the end of the round. The only "end of round upkeep" that got done was the burning, so that has been fixed.
All abilities have been ticked up one, Consumer has gone vulnerable to use their artifact as they informed me was supposed to happen, and I think that's it really.

Also, JOEbob gets a +5. I keep forgetting to give those to him.

Originally posted on 2017-01-07 18:21:00

I'm fresh out of ideas. Halp.
No offense Pobyo, but I dunno if this is just me, but stuff is getting sorta boring, I think you need to do stuff.
I dunno what stuff.
Just... stuff.

Meanwhile, Trickle changes the weather by saying a weather forecast, wearing a suit and all.
Obviously since he has a suit the forecast is bound to be correct.
He also has a microphone, just to liven it up a little.

"So... erm..."
"It's gonna rain soon."
"That's it."

The weather is now changed to rain.
A lot of rain.
A motherfucking tsunami.
Alright, maybe not that much, but still.

---

CHARGES
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/placeholder - 8/10.
Rise of the Charges - 2/10.
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+1 to Battlefury.
QUE IS CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Originally posted on 2017-01-07 18:33:00

Winter decides to join Trickle's weather forecast, running up on stage.

"Inaccurate info graphic. Update\?\n"

Winter leaps at the background poster showing the weather and tears it down. Cartoon style, behind the first poster is another, very similar one. Except this one is covered in rain symbols.

Hopefully this action increases the chance of success.

2/10
2/10

+1 to Trickle because he posted above me

Originally posted on 2017-01-07 23:06:00

"Somebody's poisoned the waterhole. And by somebody, I mean me. And by waterhole, I mean Terror Pig. And by poisoned, I mean...poisoned."

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+1 to arcaneCynic
4/5 Golden Lasso
4/10 Ten Gallon Hat

Originally posted on 2017-01-08 03:40:00

I force Sir Bob to inhale a ton of weed. Did i mention the weed was made by Snooplorddog the 420th, absolute emporor meme king princess of dank meme weeds?

Needless to say, Sir Bob is promptly transported to another world. That world turns out to be the World Of Beasts That Can Attack Creatures In 3d From 4d. He is prompty torn apart, roasted, and fed to peasents. Then, when he reappears, he falls into a massive pit of all of JOEbob's attacks. The horrid grammar tears him to shreds, renaming him to Sor Beb, renaming all his organs and altering their fuctions, and then swaping and reorganizing his limbs. JOEbob's attacks then suck him into JOEbob's soul. Except it's actually Bob, armed with null whose soul he got teleported into.

Bob, Armed with Null is promptly piononuked.


His soul does not survive.


9/10 1+ from trickle
7/10

Originally posted on 2017-01-09 06:32:00

doggo you keep forgetting to drop me assists

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Alicia points out that there is no Consumer, only her, tries to regrow a face, before reloading the Golden Sun. That likely wasn't the most efficient course of action considering the massive lack of attacks going towards the Terror Pig, but oh well.

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Maria will use the powers of edge to edge the Terror Pig to death.
Holy, Holy, Holy, Part Deux [5/10]
Reloading for N00bs, Reloading for You [3/10]
+1 Spoon

Originally posted on 2017-01-09 09:54:00

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1483728852))

I make the Terror Pig trip and fall into a pit of Hydrogen-Cyanide. 7/10 7/10

Well, aren't you friendly. 3000 damage. Terrifying Porkchop summoned.
+5000 XP

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1483732873))

I do a little festive jig. This makes a huge ball of water fall on the AS side. The Ninjaneer repairs the sentry again, which fires at the Terror Pig.

1 round of burning removed from all AS entities.
Your entities will do as you say...
+4000 XP

QUOTE (arcaneCynic @ (time=1483734300))

A friendly warlock enters the field. 'phew, just in time for my grand entrance, this is going to be great! and you guys made a hellscape here, i feel at home already! Wait, what!? it's not here yet!? but now people won't like me ;-; anyways sorry i don't have a servant and a fancy cape and such. i'll try to introduce myself anyway: Hi I'm Fannar and i want to make some friends here, but dont trust me too much, i can be quite mischievious i don't know what team to choose, the members all seem so nice. ill go neutral for now. so ye i usually don't attack things but it seems i have to now, plus this is a simulation so none of this is real, right? gee wiz, i sure hope i don't actually hurt anyone. anyway i don't really wanna attack someone now, so i'm just gonna have some fun.' i walk up to the fire demons with three magically enchanted supersoaker, they shhot much farther and shoot out extra good water, holy water in fact. i give two of the super soakers to the demons, which of course are fire proof. it wouldn't be fair if they couldn't use their water pistols, would it. i spray holy water on the fire demons but they don't seem to be playing along, in fact they don't seem to enjoy it at all. when i notice this i stop. 'sorry bout that, guys. see ya next time!' i start waiting for my grand entrance to arive fancy cape 1/5 cool servant friend 1/5 i start giving presents  +1 to trickle

Welcome to the game AC!
2500 damage to both fire demons!
+7000 XP

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1483734628))

Alicia takes out a bucket of water, before hitting the ground. Suddenly, the temperature amount can go lower than -273C. Suddenly, the temperature amount in the bucket of water does go lower than -273C, hitting the low millions. The bucket of water suddenly becomes the Ocean in the Bucket, and Alicia throws the ocean inside of the Bucket at Maria. The bucket is full of LSD, whilst Maria inexplicably (read, blame Thamiel) becomes immune to cold and the divine wonders of LSD. The water is then cursed with healing properties from the devil, mixed in with sheer edge, and the water splashes over Maria, healing her and weakening the effect of the burn. Holy, Holy, Holy, Part Deux [4/10] Worms But One Is Crawling Up My Skin [2/10] +1 Spoon

1 hit point restored, 1 round of burning removed.
I hope you realize all that burning will be reapplied at the end of the round if you don't change the weather.
+6000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1483774499))

yeah, i just kept adding more and more to it whenever i had some free time: the pourpos was mostly keeping it the same, but some of it was an attempt to stop the unholy robots from burning to death every time they spawn. like, 3 paragraphs or so. 7/10 blackmist 3/5 sir bob (flare should be ready, portal armor should have 2/5 charges i think) +1 arcanecynic "Hi "fannar". i'm terrible with names, so is it ok if i call you AC? you remind me of someone." "anyway, i made that hellscape and everyone else just tried to destroy it, sooooo Pleasejoinmepleasejoinmeplease." "if you join me, we get automatic +3-5 every turn, and we can +1 each other twice, so its like +5-7's!(note: only sometimes)" "(i want to be friends)" now then, actions: Spoiler Alert i use Infernal Wrath (basic) on maria, then blink over to the ninjaneer, "you should have died the first time." i raise my hand, and a blue orb appears. "now, i never did summon this, but i think i'll use it anyway" i grab the blue orb, which melds into a pair of gloves immediatly. then i raise my hand, and the "holy" water "fannar" was shooting at the demons redirects itself in midair, forming a small orb, somehow compressed. the orb darkens, tinting ever so slightly purple, and i throw it forward, landing a direct hit on the 'neer,  and it freezes, a cold blue. i embed the orb into his forehead(-analoug?). i close my hand into a fist. the orb shrinks. i open my hand. the orb erupts into icey spikes, sharp and strong, sticking the ninjaneer in place, and i raise my hand, lifting the 'neer. the glove melds into a steel cannon, which i point at the 'neer, and fires, waves and ripples of power from the edges of the beam. this should do it. now to deal with their attempts to cool the world. the red orb replaces the cannon, and i catch it. infernal fire burns around it, and some darkened light glistens off the surface of the orb, as it melds into a GiANT LAZOR CANNON OF FIRE. now, obviously this cannon needs some time to charge, and I'll have to rebuild the tourture-sphere afterwards, but who cares? (not me) while the cannon charges, I take out a pickaxe, then start carresing it. yes, carresing it, that makes perfect sense. it also creates a giant shield of rocks around the cannon so nobody stops it in this charge-up phase sadly, underknight sees me carresing it, so they has to die. oh well. i run forward, and punch them in the face. a crowd of people shows up and starts yelling "how dare you hit a gurl!!1!", mistaking the lack of clarified gender, and tries to kill me. however, 'knight is between them and me, so they hit it all the time while i masterfully dodge gunshots, arrows, and grenades. after ~197 seconds of dodgeing bullets and punching people, one of them throws a truck, so i walk through a portal (not using a charge of the armor), and then walk back after it lands, see 'knight is still alive, and run forward, dodgeing another truck from the mobs remains, and kick them in the back, punch it hard, and take out a penguin. the penguin is so adorable that 'knight starts to hug and cuddle it, kissing it and saying they will love it forever and stuff, but then i take out an orb of penguinium, and summon 10373648 penguins. it is then hit by all of them learning to fly using the dubstep drive from directly beneath her, with the steam launcher and the superhero body, and the last one uses sonic bullet thing and omega penguin while wearing the omega brick. the omega bricks 666 raw sex appeal makes them somehow fall in love, and it grabs the penguin as it begins its assent. sadly, all the midair obstacles batter it badly, and when the brick and the penguin hit the moon, it shatters. they is teleported to the other side of the planet, and all the parts of the moon land directly on top of her. having hopefully dealt a bunch of damage, i then turn my attention to the cannon, which is almost ready. i dispell a very small part of the barrier, keep an eye out for anything that could stop it, and fire the cannon, which vaporises all the water on that side of the field with shear heat, and then strikes the underknight, who "randomly" got thrown in front of it, and absorbs the rest of the beam. good, now i just have to set everything on fire again!   the cannon turns back into a wand, but the leftover power is nearly too much for it, and i imediatly cast "Helscapeify VI" with it, which is a totaly real spell, and turns a 6666 meter area around the user into a hellscape. that is, lava rivers, skeletal trees, tourtured souls, sharp floor, you know, the works. [will add more latter maybe]

I hope you realize I don't want very many PS players. Also, the number of +1s the team will get will be reduced to 4 per round if you get another team member (meaning you'll only get 2)

Combat Special: Infernal Wrath (basic)
You pull out one off your many assorted swords, all of them are dangerous in your own right, but this particular one holds a special place in your heart. It helps keep it warm... the fires of the underworld will do that. Using the demon-cursed fire blade you charge toward your opponent with an unearthly cry, carving into them with massive sword arcs that leave fire burning brightly behind your swings for several seconds. The fire hangs in the air, flickering and casting an eerie light as your opponent reels backwards, and then you lunge at them for a final blow, driving your sword into their chest. The flames that were hanging in the air follow, coating them in demonic napalm.

You deal 1 damage to Maria, kill the ninjaneer and discover you've run out of steam before you can hit the underknight.
+8000 XP

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1483775721))

I cast Acceleration Glyph on the Terror Pig, considerably reducing its burn duration but dealing heavy damage based on the stacks lost. --Charges-- Tap Frek: 3/10 Frap Tek: 3/10

Acceleration applied for 2 rounds. It will now lose 0 stacks, instead of 0. And take double damage as result.
New status effect added to the encyclopedia!
+5000 XP

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1483776278))

Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter Secondary weapon: Corpse Piercer Tertiary weapon: NA Armor: NA The Fairview Survivor seems concerned about all the fire, although why so when she hasn't even summoned anything and appears to not be harmed by it seems unclear... She closes her eyes shut tight, feeling fire on her body, fire on her weaponry, fire fire fire. She seems to know of something that could happen that is, apparently to her, not a very good situation. "Burning? No no no, this is bad... I don't want to end up like them..." Her body seems to be shifting a little as if trying to... change... She does her best to push past it for the time being, loading a rifle round into the Corpse Piercer, then taking careful aim at one of the Fire Demons, focusing for a moment, and firing once. This time, it seems the rifle kicked back a little harder than she intended, part of the bony structure of the rifle butt clobbering her in the face and managing to draw blood. Abnormally dark and congealed blood. Something seems biologically strange about the Survivor, especially when the flames start to burn more strongly on her body and yet she doesn't seem to be hurt by it. Aggro Spike: 1/4 Temporary Mutation: 1/5

4000 damage to one of the fire demons!
I would like to point out that as a Descendant, she isn't likely to be hurt by mere fire anyways.
+6000 XP

QUOTE (Hezetor @ (time=1483788381))

. ------- +1 to Trickle 9/10 +1 from Speed 5/10

#OnesAndZeroes
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1483788707))

AI: 8/10 Virus: 7/10 I start randomly equipping armor until I have over 100% fire resistance to heal from burning

You wind up not equipping any armor as players are immune to common status effects. Should probably list that in the rules.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Sp33d0n @ (time=1483788730))

/placeholder, but Seekers of the Name should be ready. :} +1 to Hez

#EmptynameEmptymind
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Hezetor @ (time=1483802194))

Hezetor uses the power of his new found 10 post charge to give himself a regeneration of 1 HP per turn. +1 to Trickle 10/10 Expended 7/10 + 1 from Speed

... I have no idea why you think this actually benefits you anything but sure.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1483803354))

I CAN'T GO A SINGLE TURN WITHOUT GETTING THESE GODDAMN CHARGES! ... Gates of Alternia - 10/10 [+1 from Hezetor, Speed]. "Oh for crying out loud." Lonnor heals Maria the Mayor. TinCube has fallen. Trickle collects his soul and puts it in a jar. Shush. This isn't Undertale. His soul doesn't go away. SHHHH! DON'T QUESTION IT! Trickle holds a moment of silence for a fallen ally. And then-... A meteor falls from the sky, carrying something gray, with two horns and a zodiac sign on their shirt. It can't be! It's none other than SHITTY HOMESTUCK TROLL OC! "What the fu-?!" The OC runs full speed at Terror Pig, stabbing him with its pointy (and shitty) horns. Terror Pig kills the OC, and some of its pink glistering blood falls on his hand. As the OCs last words, it utters - "IT'S POISONOUS..." The Pig then doesn't know what to do, as it just has shitty OC poison blood on him. Since his intelligence doesn't differ much from a normal pig, he eats his very own hand, dealing damage to him. He then realizes that eating his own hand speeds up the process of the poison killing him. Shit. Trickle also greets Fannar and thanks him for the +1. CHARGES ----------- /placeholder - 7/10 [+1 from Hezetor, Redstone, Consomme, Joe, Arcane]. Rise of the Charges - 1/10. ----------- +1 to Battlefury. QUE IS CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Entities will do as you say.
5 rounds of poison inflicted (new status effect added to codex), 20000 damage dealt. Terrifying Porkchop summoned.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1483804956))

8/10 blackmist 10/10 sir bob the +5 piono said i get Using! (next charge: Stefen 1/10) +1 arcanecynic I Summon Sir Bob. i don't know how much HP to give him; he should either multiply the effect of artifacts he wears or have an effect similar to my portal armor, if its multiply the effects i give him my artifacts. no offensive abilitys. so in summery: 0 attack ? hp, decent? buffs artifacts OR can portal things Useless at this time. balance as nessasery, but if there is anything TOO wrong/ different, like him not geting portals in any way or something, please tell me and suggest balancing. i run over to consumer and tie them up, throw them off a mountain, hit them with a beam of fire, and steal their face.

You summon Sir Bob, a 40K health entity with the ability to multiply the power of artifacts (more damage boost from Flare, higher damage capacity on a single portal.) and give him all of yours. (he will be completely unable to attack without you commanding him to use Flare right now.)
You also deal 1 damage to Consumer.
+5000 XP

QUOTE (arcaneCynic @ (time=1483807831))

'thank you for the present, joebob, but i'm really just called fannar not ac. I mean if you really wanted it you could, i guess. also, i have to decline your offer, because the people on the other team seem really nice too! i will give you a gift back tho (i +1 joe)' fannar uses his turn to give everyone one of those fancy pencils you always got when it was someones birthday in primary schools, if that is a thing in other countries that is. Unfortunately, almost everyone throws them away immediately. most of the pencils land on the fire demons. 'C'mon, you guys that isn't nice, what did the fire demons ever do to you?' 3/5 cool servant friend 3/5 fancy cape

Oh no! Lead poisoning! 2000 damage to both fire demons.
+6000 XP

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1483814021))

I'm fresh out of ideas. Halp. No offense Pobyo, but I dunno if this is just me, but stuff is getting sorta boring, I think you need to do stuff. I dunno what stuff. Just... stuff. Meanwhile, Trickle changes the weather by saying a weather forecast, wearing a suit and all. Obviously since he has a suit the forecast is bound to be correct. He also has a microphone, just to liven it up a little. "So... erm..." "It's gonna rain soon." "That's it." The weather is now changed to rain. A lot of rain. A motherfucking tsunami. Alright, maybe not that much, but still. CHARGES ----------- /placeholder - 8/10. Rise of the Charges - 2/10. ----------- +1 to Battlefury. QUE IS CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

I understand your concerns, the only real thing I can think of that might be missing from the game are "miscellaneous shenanigans" and things haven't really... expanded enough for those to be a thing yet, and "plot antics" which I'm specifically avoiding. RP is fine, but I don't want an overarching plot.
I'll keep things going and try to figure out something interesting to do.

You put in effort to change the weather...
+5000 XP

QUOTE (Talist @ (time=1483830371))

Winter decides to join Trickle's weather forecast, running up on stage. "Inaccurate info graphic. Update\?\n" Winter leaps at the background poster showing the weather and tears it down. Cartoon style, behind the first poster is another, very similar one. Except this one is covered in rain symbols. Hopefully this action increases the chance of success. 2/10 2/10 +1 to Trickle because he posted above me

...and thanks to talist you succeed.
Weather changed to rain!
This also puts out the terrain... it is now just a demonic factory/cathedral.
+5000 XP

QUOTE (Urus @ (time=1483846822))

"Somebody's poisoned the waterhole. And by somebody, I mean me. And by waterhole, I mean Terror Pig. And by poisoned, I mean...poisoned." +1 to arcaneCynic 4/5 Golden Lasso 4/10 Ten Gallon Hat

You add another round of poison onto the Terror Pig.
+4000 XP

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1483943575))

I force Sir Bob to inhale a ton of weed. Did i mention the weed was made by Snooplorddog the 420th, absolute emporor meme king princess of dank meme weeds? Needless to say, Sir Bob is promptly transported to another world. That world turns out to be the World Of Beasts That Can Attack Creatures In 3d From 4d. He is prompty torn apart, roasted, and fed to peasents. Then, when he reappears, he falls into a massive pit of all of JOEbob's attacks. The horrid grammar tears him to shreds, renaming him to Sor Beb, renaming all his organs and altering their fuctions, and then swaping and reorganizing his limbs. JOEbob's attacks then suck him into JOEbob's soul. Except it's actually Bob, armed with null whose soul he got teleported into. Bob, Armed with Null is promptly piononuked. His soul does not survive. 9/10 1+ from trickle 7/10

He teleports to the distant world and his armor's auto-teleport kicks in, portaling him back to the battlefield. Portal expended.
Huh, normally that would've expended both. Looks like you might need help to take this sucker down.
+4000 XP

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1483955670))

doggo you keep forgetting to drop me assists Alicia points out that there is no Consumer, only her, tries to regrow a face, before reloading the Golden Sun. That likely wasn't the most efficient course of action considering the massive lack of attacks going towards the Terror Pig, but oh well. Maria will use the powers of edge to edge the Terror Pig to death. Holy, Holy, Holy, Part Deux [5/10] Reloading for N00bs, Reloading for You [3/10] +1 Spoon

As loading the golden sun takes a full action, you elect to do that and just tank the 1 damage joe deals to you.
+3000 XP

Tricklejest levels up: "Tricklejoaje"
Combat Special unlocked: TinCube's Vengeance (basic)
Consumer levels up: "Hungry, hungry hippo"
Combat Special unlocked: Megacorprruption (advanced)
Cyanogynist levels up: "Blue"
Combat Special unlocked: Shipping Grid (basic)
Talist levels up: "punching bag"
Combat Special unlocked: Pacifism (basic)

EoTB:
First thing that happens is Lonnor heals maria for 1 hit point. Nice little war we're having here.
This is followed up by the sentry opening fire on the Terror Pig, with Maria augmenting the bullets with whatever hideous brand of magic it is that she relies on, together dealing 5000 damage and summoning two more terrifying porkchops.
The Free Modeled Mecha and the Underknight do a wickedsick combo action, springing the Free Modeled Mecha up into the air for an aerial attack while the underknight barrels into the Terror Pig from beneath, the two of them combining to deal 6500 damage, spawning two more terrifying porkchops.
Sir Bob has no action available to him, and idles.
The fire demons take 1000 damage each from the rain, then launch forward, one picking up the turret and smashing it into the Free Modeled Mecha, killing the former and dealing 2000 damage to the latter. The other demon sends a fiery spear into Maria, dealing 1 damage.
the Terror Pig, recognizing its impending doom, charges straight through the entire lines of the AGs, dealing 2500 damage to everything with regular health and 1 damage to everything with player health, including the players.

Everything ticks up, Hezetor makes a rude gesture at the Terror pig upon immediately regening the damage he took. burning is extinguished on all of the AS entities (Maria even gets lucky, rain ticks before the burning does) 2500 damage to lonnor, FMM and underknight. The Terror Pig takes a whopping 9000 damage from his assorted status effects.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder!
Kill the Terror Pig
Keep the Porkchop population down.
Fix the weather before all of your entities die at once.

Entity Advantage: [AS]

Weather: Rain (Removes 1 round of burning from any entity on the field..)
Terrain: Demonic Cathedral/Factory (Spawns two Unholy Robots every round.)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 98/100.
Terror Pig [PS][BOSS]: Hp: 2000/150000. It's Hamnight!: 3/4. Burning 3 rounds. Poison 4 rounds. Acceleration 1 round.
Terrifying Porkchops x6 [PS]: Hp: 3000/3000.
Fire Demon [PS]: Hp: 19500/25000.
Fire Demon [PS]: Hp: 15500/25000.
Unholy Robots x2 [PS]: Hp: 1000/1000.
Sir Bob [PS - JOEbob]: Hp: 40000/40000. Portal Armor [A]: 2/5 charges. Fire Orb [A]: Flare: 2/2
Free Modeled Mecha [AS - Redstone]: Hp: 500/25000.
Maria the Mayor / umbralAggressor [AS - Consumer] Hp: 2/5. Shroud: 2/3. Thamiel's Retribution: 2/4. Constructed: 2/5. Mary the Mayor: 2/10.
Lonnor, Prince of the Lonnies [AS - TrickleJest]: Hp: 14500/30000.
Underknight [AS - Sp33d0n]: Hp: 9500/25000. Blackened Finale: 2/3. Light of Faith: 2/5.
Consumer [AS - Player] Hp: 8/10. Golden Sun [A]: 1/5 Ammo. And Then The Sphere Cracked: 2/7. Flesh Interfacing: 2/7.
Hezetor [AS - Player] Hp: 10/10. 1 regen


[/spoiler]

EDIT: The Simumodder puts down his magazine just in time to realize that the update is over, and hangs his head in disappointment, before tossing a +5 and a free crit to JOE to make up for it.

Originally posted on 2017-01-09 19:15:00

Alicia steps forth to guard Maria, before an array of potions fall from the sky, all marked with heal. They cascade down, glass shattering yet not harming anyone, before gunpowder triggers fire up, and send a healing gas through the air, swirling up around Maria. She inhales, before blood appears, wounds closing up, and wait this isn't the physical world. The healing gas suddenly turns to 1337 )(4)(ing gas, and the simulation is hacked before the leet haxing gas assaults it, and spams the incrementation command on Maria's HP, before it realises, wait oh no that's inefficient and bad code. Instead, it goes back down, keeps Maria's HP up, before running a getEntity() command, parameters set as "Maria the Mayor", before running a .setHP() command, set to getEntity().getHP + 1, and repeating that, again, and again, and again. Maria's HP goes up quite quickly, and seeing as she's being guarded, you'll have to get through Alicia first, Joejoke.

Alicia guards Maria, Maria shoots Bob, or the Fire Demon if Bob's dead.
Woah I Need Barriers [6/10]
Reloading for N00bs, Reloading for You [4/10]
+1 Spoon

Originally posted on 2017-01-09 20:38:00

SEEKERS OF THE NAME:

Auth opens up a gate gate behind him, and many people spill through. This appears to surprise Auth, it appears he was expecting to summon someone else, not... all these... people. Auth looks at them. Many of them have heavily bleeding scars covering their bodies. Some move strangely, like they're use to being in Chains for some reason, like all they know is Chains. Some more, Auth feels, has... more metaphysical marks, and they appear to him as more apathetic, as if their soul has been soiled.

Oh lord. It's the Seekers of th- What on Earth are you doing here!?

Between noises of ravenous hunger and... well, it's difficult, but voices of sane men and women... well, sane-ish, state that Mr. Eaten sent them.

H-how... wait, it was Christmas recently, wasn't it... and Mr Eaten appears as... Mr. Sacks... muhh.

Auth just facepalms and sighs. Auth then activates his Combat Operandi. He takes his blade, Inkscalibur, and marks the ground aroud the Terror Pig with a line of ink. Then he surrounds it in a few more, completely surrounding it in ink, by this point. Auth adds some more lines, and then jumps back.

Everyone, cover your eyes! If you look, this is going to hurt!

The Terror Pig is enveloped in red, and it begins to bleed out from its eyes. Any hair it had begins to burn up. It's mind begins to shatter, before the Correspondence Sigil subsides, giving it salvation from insanity and pain. Auth then slams it with a tsunami's worth of ink.

Then the Underknight leaps in, peircing the Terror Pig, right in the Heart. It then kicks the pig away, and slashes him several times before kicking off the pig and launching back. It gets back to Auth, before kneeling.

(stats here)

ACTION SUMMARY:

When I finish it you'll have it.

SPECIAL ATTACKS:

soon

+1 to Hez

Originally posted on 2017-01-09 21:24:00

I install Bob's Brain in Sir Bob's head. He explodes five seconds later.

10/10 cheese
10/10
1+ to Consomme

Originally posted on 2017-01-09 21:33:00

I restrain the simumodder by burying him up to his neck in dead rats and tattoo a correspondence sigil to his forehead, particularly this unfortunate fellow's.

Originally posted on 2017-01-09 22:11:00

I activate a thing, which somehow causes the Terrifying Porkchops to spontaneously explode.
AI: 9/10
Virus: 8/10

Originally posted on 2017-01-09 22:32:00

I do another little jig. This makes a piano fall on the porkchops.

Originally posted on 2017-01-09 23:10:00

Sheriff Clint Cactus grabs a roll of duct tape and repairs the Free Modeled Mecha.

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GOLDEN LASSO 5/5 CREATED
The Golden Lasso allows him to store one friendly entity. While it is stored, it is removed from the battlefield, and cannot deal or take damage; the entity's statuses and abilities do not tick/charge.

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+1 to Emerald_Mann
Ten Gallon Hat 5/10


Originally posted on 2017-01-10 04:37:00

Trickle decides to do something semi-important.
He takes out a red brush and draws the brimstone sigil on a nearby tree, thus making it demonic.
The tree promptly grows a blood apple, followed by Trickle carefully picking it.

"Hmmm... how can I use this in such a way that my faction will be trolled, but the opposite will be harmed? Hmmmmmmmmm......"

Trickle then grabs a blender and makes a delicious...ly poisonous blood apple smoothie.

"Oh, did you think I would throw this at someone? Hahaha!"

He pours the strange liquid into a small vat of a much bigger blender. The blender starts to make a rather odd sound. It appears that it is powered by the blood apple smoothie.
Trickle then takes the entire blood apple tree, throws it in, closes the lid, and prepares for mayhem.
Not only is the world's worst sound produced out of this, but the results are also horrifying. A giant demonic red sludge forms inside the blender. Trickle then uses half of the sludge to power an ultra cannon and the other half is formed into a giant tar-like cannonball.

"Hehehe..."
"Arividerci, moon!"

He shoots the cannonball straight at the moon. The ball blows up and the sludge spreads around the moon, corroding it and making it a strange hue of crimson.
The moon, being under horrible demonic pressure, completely falls out of orbit. It not only starts crying red tears, it also keeps calling for its mother. The pain seems to be too horrible, even for an inanimate object. After a day of roaring and shrieking, the moon finally drops down on the Simumodder, damaging him. Bet he didn't expect that!

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CHARGES
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/placeholder - 9/10.
Rise of the Charges - 3/10.
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+1 to Battlefury.
QUE IS CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Originally posted on 2017-01-10 06:56:00

I use Shipping Grid Basic on the Terror Pig.
--Charges--
Eskinobop's Arsenal: 4/10
The DNA Of The Soul: 4/10
+1 to Battlefury.

Originally posted on 2017-01-10 09:40:00

+1 AC
10/10 blackmist +1 simmumodder Activating
Stefen 6/10 +4 simmumodder

I plan to put my guaranteed critical to good use.
by unleashing the ancient glory of Multitasking!!!
first, i use the blackmist charge.
i think by now most people (read:everyone who read DLE and maybe 0(mostly DLE)) can guess just about what I'm doing.
bob gains modifier: blackmist.
he now produces 2 blackmist stacks per turn, max is 35
when he has 2+ stacks, he can attack with a sword, not too strong
when he has 15+ stacks, he can attack with a variety of weapons, like giant hammers, stronger
when he has 23+ stacks, he can unleash barrages of arrows, rocks, and pebbles on his opponent, even stronger
when he has 30+ stacks and full health, and has killed at least three entity’s (players count) (dealing enough damage that it wouldn’t have died otherwise, on the turn it died), he can change form, this probably won't happen.
he can use a stack to heal himself if he is injured
this charge also reduces portal armor charges by one this turn (he loses one portal and now only has 1 stored)
balance as appropriate.
text to hopefully make Blackmist better

attack/main action

[the tornado occupies the AS side/area mostly, and is much less intense near the simmumodder, terror pig, and unholy robots.]
[this action is both an attack on maria and an attempt to change the weather to be more beneficial to the PS, and then protection for bob.]
Bob will attack maria if the weather won't make her be burning or she still has 2 hp left, otherwise he'll attack consumer
[end of action, for now]

Consumer seems to have edited their post to respond to me.
EDIT: unholy robots to attack maria

Originally posted on 2017-01-10 11:21:00

While bob is controlling the fire of the ember's of yore's past, I sneak up behind him. I proceed to do a bunch of fancy tricks with a knife while saying, "I'm gonna cut you like a gealish corn hen.", moments before stabbing Bob. Bob is flung off into the distance due to the pain, and the orb of fire collapses to the ground, and then somehow ends up in water. Whoops. I then throw Anti-Edge: Apply Directly To The Edgelord at the Glyph. The sheer edginess of it all, combined with the Anti-edge, causing the Glyph to fail, automatically.

Then, once the tornado arrives, i simply fill it with deadly mercury, hydrogen-cyanide, mustard gas, and chlorine. As soon as JOE attempts to walk into the tornado, he finds himself grasping desperately at his throat. With the gases having filled his lungs and body, he has no choice but to watch as the tornado of deadly gas drifts over to the PG side, and then disperses over it. Or just dissolves on the spot.

Joe then tries to attack Maria with a titanflame axe. I reply to it by hitting him with a Mythril Email Trashcan, and turning the meteors into tiny comets, before redirecting them all to slam into him. Seeing how stupidly cold comets are, this promptly not only fails his meteor attack but also extinguishes his axe. He is then shot. By a temmie.





10/10 THE CHEESE EXPENDED

I toss a block of cheese at Bob. He promptly questions it's existence, moments before the block emits tons of Cheesemist, which proceeds to flow into Bob, and slowly convert him to liquid cheese.

This, naturally, is an extremely painful and deadly process.

RIP bob.

10/10
1+ to Consomme

Originally posted on 2017-01-10 17:39:00

+1 AC
Stefen 7/10
1/10 of science
i sneak up behind battlefury (No, i am not going to use in-game names, its enough with 1 name a person) when he's sneaking up behind bob using the weird logic of post timing, and knock him back when he tries to stab him, pulling out a wooden pole, striking him in his joints and knocking his knife away, raise my hand, and a 3 meter bamboo shaft knocks him into the air, spinning. since he never fell, the stuff in bobs hands is unaffected. a parasol in hand, i block the "anti edge" and vanish, bringing it with me to the distant ranges of Edge transcendences territory so they absorb it, protecting the glyph, and tap it, empowering it further, then teleporting away so i don't interrupt myself.
moments latter, when the tornado is fully formed, i raise my hand from the distance, and the deadly poisons from battlefury are kept a meter from me via a strange yellow field of light, protecting myself and using your attempts to my advantage.
i draw the frosted daggers, a possible /\/ for titanflame, and block the trash-can, pushing it back with a burst of frosted cyan light, and redirect the comets, which glow dimly, stopping in mid-air and redirecting it into the cheese block, reducing its power by freezing it and restricting it in general, also pummelling it.
another blade, an ornate phoenix on it and flames clearly visible around it, is thrust upward, and i float into the air, well above the battle, and swing the blade, a ribbon of fire trailing behind it, almost like a dance, and a cone of spinning fire orbits me, before being reabsorbed and used to create a large rock, ~ the size of 97 cars, and launching it toward maria to replace the rest of the barrage, cracking into several mid-flight for internal consistency.
now to reduce the THE CHEESE charges effect.
6 copies of me appear, each different, but still me.
the first, decked in chefs gear, slices a chunk off with a red-hot knife the length of my spine, and begins cooking with it, a cheesecake with elaborate strawberry design and many layers, the second layer coated in chocolate, the third covered in bacon, shut up that’s a great idea, and the top one is a banana peel. bob trips on it and the stream of cheesemist misses.
the 2nd clone strides forward and slices another part off, moulding it into a wonderful statue, several types used for colour, blue cheese for the hair, eyes, and clothing, yellow for the skin, and orange for what remains. the cheese statue comes to life and lunges for the clone, which jumps back, leaving a shadow of itself, and retaliates, knocking it back masterfully and never slowing below a calm stroll, then firing a banana from the quarterstaff he was using, which lands on its face. this clone then takes a cheesemist hit, protecting bob from that one.
the 3ed clone walks forward, and takes out a banana gun, which is both a banana, and shoots bananas.
it/he shoots at the cheese, which is probably still providing mist, riddling it with holes and leaving bananas all over, which draw a crowd of monkeys over.
my clone shoots a giant banana from the gun on top of the cheese, and all the monkeys tear away at the cheese to climb on and try to get the banana.
once one of them does so, they all leave. the last one hugs bob, yanking him out of the way of another cheesemist flow in the process.
the 4th clone stands there, then vanishes and appears above the block, landing on it with a large hammer, smashing another chunk off, and starts dicing it, a slash from a scythe cuts the cheese
(in half) , and a rapier is embedded in it, cracking that half of the chunk, and it explodes, and 2 gauntlets appear in its hands, and it starts punching the chunk, kinetic blasts and golden fire melting the cheese, and it turns, a cutlass in its hand, and glows, launching forward.
as it flys by, a deep score in the cheese is cut, and the air beneath it/him glows, and it back-flips, landing another slice on the cheese, purely vertical, jumping again, using the momentum to repeat the slash upwards, and throwing a rope into bob, which grabs it, and yanks the rope, yanking them towards one another, and dodging the cheese-mist again.
the 5th clone glows, black with red outline, before the other 3 living are sucked in, and in turn the 5th is sucked into me, and the sixed just stays where it is, a thin purple outline around it, and i point forward, a dark burst flying forward and shattering the cheese in 5, a small circle beneath each, and the circles turn and shift, lines melting into one another and splitting again, turning closer to pure black, before soon a small dark burst flys up from them, scattering it further, i raise my hand and a bone bow, red cracks all over, and 66 more copies (of the bow) appear in the air above me, each growing obsidian arrows which reflect nothing but blackness, and i pull back its string of arachnids thread pulling back on all 67 of them, and the arrows are all launched, striking the cheese-shards squarely.
i open one of my eyes fully, and a wall of pure black smoke blocks the next mist burst, consuming it and turning it to nothing.

the last clone glows, and merges with me, a bright red aura around us, and a we/I move forward too fast for the eye to see, striking the one remaining lump with a fiery burst, melting it to sludge, and i dash forward, slashing it in half with a blade, and 7 shock-waves of purple light fly forward, destroying the cheesemist aimed at bob, and a final orb of light gathers around me, spinning around me, and i raise my hand, light and darkness layering around bob, destroying the remaining mist, and i expel the remaining energy, which equally strikes all AS entities.

i have more time and apparently the dop's later, not last night, so i pull out a large cyan orb, then slam into it a metal sword and a broken wine glass, and then add a light bulb to the result, getting a electric shattersword, and run forward over to maria, dodging past consumer, and land a hit, discharging all available electricity into her, and then repeatedly poke her body with a sword, and then pick up a magnifying glass and a piece of hellstone, and shove those into the sword, getting burnt hellfire betty, and start using the ambient light to laser random people, and then expend the swords battery charge on a Corrupted Laser aimed directly at consumer, before i throw in a snowflake symbol, and get Grim Rapier, a bone sword with black gunk and red veins, and a black glow appears beneath me, and 6 versions of me run out, each striking at a different entity repeatedly, and then they all stab into the ground, and corrupt flames rise up, healing the fire demons slightly, and burning everything else, (maybe the status effect, but probably just damage) spinning and rising upwards, forming another layer of protection around bob, and even more rises up, a metal dome begins form around him (bob), rising out of the ground and protecting him, all the cracks being fixed on moments, and a thin layer of darkness forms around it, decaying attacks and such, not being destroyable due to its lack of solidity, and more comes from the ground, tendrils and bones rising up in another messy dome, and the darkness widens.
more things come, a layer of fire, a layer of rock, more and more protecting bob, and he continues to become harder to attack, spikes around him and small demons, and so on and so forth.
a final barrier of energy,colored like a rainbow of darker colors, rises around him, and the domes stop.
there are several meters worth of matter and energy protecting bob, and he is ready to avoid anything, and theres a nevermore protecting him.
thats probably enough.

Originally posted on 2017-01-11 00:52:00

Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter
Secondary weapon: Corpse Piercer
Tertiary weapon: NA
Armor: NA


The Fairview Survivor promptly turns and shakes her head. One might note that her body is still reacting to the heat... Perhaps something's going on that she's not naturally able to reverse.

"I don't have to die to become... one of them. The virus just has to overwhelm my immunity."

She then frowns a little, taking a second look at her current setup. Something occurs to her. Maybe she could use Corpse Maker again... She'd understand completely if she couldn't get anything new out of it just yet, but it's worth checking just to see what happens, right? Thus, she goes and attempts to use Corpse Maker on... Sir Bob. Cause, you know. Reasons.

Aggro Spike: 2/4
Temporary Mutation: 2/5

Originally posted on 2017-01-11 01:07:00