Verdana glances up when he notices certain shenanigans, then looks... suitably concerned when he sees a certain reaction.

"What? What is it? What does Ascension have that you're flipping your shit over?"

Notice how I decided not to give his voice an annoying background. Yeah. I got sick of doing it. Also, I made it more red, to fit in properly with his colour scheme. Anyway. Now he 's quite concerned with what might be happening, his attention quickly becoming diverted away from the Singer-Broken conflicts and onto the main conflict once again, specifically with him choosing to go after Ascension, seeing as Alicia seems to be kind of freaking out over SOMETHING.

He decides to concentrate, closing his eyes and focusing power, then opens his eyes and begins his assault on Ascension. Which pretty much consists of an opening consisting of Earth pillars rising up from the ground at an incredibly rapid rate to repeatedly give Ascension a series of awfully painful uppercuts straight to the jaw, then exploding outwards in a storm of metallic flak shards to slash at his body and open up some wounds, followed by a flow of water swirling around the nearby area and concentrating together. The water suddenly ignites in blue flames... Verdana curses as all the water turns into steam from the heat.

However, he proceeds to use gravitational manipulation to force the steam to float towards Ascension, then relaxes the gravity and sends in a strong gust of wind. Steam burns are PAINFUL on somebody with open bleeding woulds, trust me. Finally, he finishes up by crushing some rock together and surrounding Ascension in an annoying blinding sandstorm, forcing him to not be able to do much if he doesn't want to be shredded even further.

Originally posted on 2016-12-21 10:24:00

I have no good alchemy ideas and I'm bored with the taking advantage of the awakener formula. Anyone who desires for assists with making alchemies, simply tell me what to do and you'll get the alchemy at the expense of 1/2 its level in store credit.
35/100 for Equivalence
15/100 for Panopticism
+1 to toast, revan and pricey
+1 to redstone, jondanger and cyan

I try once more, impaling Echidna and sticking it up in front of the cannons.

Also, I list speed and his cohorts as allies. Everyone that attacks a Broken!PG entity (so long as it isn't Broken!PG) will be listed as an ally for that round
Also, the closer we get to the fortress, the bigger the dodge boost allies should get, and the worse it should get for those not listed as allies.



Originally posted on 2016-12-21 21:58:00

I'm still not too sure about what's happening, and what the [A] and the [SINGER]s are.
Meh. It's fine.

Jest falls down on TrickleJest, crushing him, and replacing him.
There's really no need to say "hi" since most are already acquainted with him, either from DLE or Escortmodder.

Anyway, he performs a triple suplex, whatever that is, on a random Pro-Godmodder entity.
I honestly don't know what's going on.

+10 from you, +1 from Toast, +6 from Joe.
We Are Number Waluigi: 19/???
Bing-Bing-Bong: 12/???

+3 to Toast. [Next Round: Joe]

Originally posted on 2016-12-22 07:50:00

trickle, you got 2 +3's from me, just so you know
/NULL

Originally posted on 2016-12-22 10:45:00

20/20. Taking a load off. (+3 from trickle) DONE!
10/20 (+10 from consumer)
19/20. ...Need? (+2 from Redstone, +1 from cyan, +10 from consumer)
2 spare charge (-1 from Lack)

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

+1 to piono, trickle and redstone

Noah equips the Tarmail and CHECKs the Cultists of the Beast, since that seems logical. But before he's even buckled a strap, his shadow seems to have hit an error. He opens up task manager, then into goes into applications.

Name: shadow_dot_exe.exe
Status: Not Responding

Huh, stra- His shadow then deci- Immediately, it detach- The shadow seems to just wand-
...
...
...
Cantor reappears. If he had a more realistic representation of a face, you might catch him with a look somewhere between an eyeroll and annoyance, yet immense disdain.

I can't help but feel that there is a certain... Lack, in this display. As if something is missing.

Cantor scours the battlefield melodramatically, as if mocking the inhabitants of it.

Perhaps nothing is missing, who am I to say? However, my genius is a steadfast and incredibly reliable companion. What kind of artist would I be if I were wrong? In fact, the more that I think about it, the more I think there is something missing from this display, and it's nothing. Nothing is missing. There is an utter lack of nothing. Any good composer should know of pauses between music. Any good author should know of gaps between text. Any good storyteller should know when to leave the rest of the story to the minds of their audience. I know that a performance such as this needs nothing to make it perfect.

'Taking a load off' (and one spare with the charge connector) charge(s) EXPENDED.
Lack summoned!




Originally posted on 2016-12-22 21:51:00

Jest is still very confused.

/sortaplaceholder

We Are Number Waluigi: 20/???
Bing-Bing-Bong: 13/???

+3 to Joe.

Originally posted on 2016-12-23 05:48:00

Nova Catalyst && Self-Propelled Anti-Material Rocket Launcher = Nova Rocket Launcher (Level 5, complete)
Wand of Create Monster && Scroll of Taming = Wand of Summon Familiars (Level 7, complete)
foliage.exe: 20/20 (+1 from Cyan, +10 from GM)
unify.exe: 20/20 (+7 from GM, 3 unused)

+3 to Toast.

Kanon sends something to the Vocaloid group chat. Two seconds later, temporary avatars of Lyrical Botanurgist v4 Flower and Modular Technologist Piko Utatane appear on the battlefield.

[N] Lyrical Botanurgist v4 Flower: 110,000/110,000 HP.
Passive: Mana Augmentation: v4 Flower's attacks deal low damage, but randomly inflict one of four unique status effects.
The possible effects are:
1. Gravitational Field: Any entity with this status has a 10% chance of being unable to act for each action they take.
2. Mana Poisoning: Any entity with this status takes 4,000 damage for each action they attempt to take.
3. Particulate Bore: Any entity with this status has a 10% chance of taking double damage from every attack that turn.
4. Mental Overheat: Any entity with this status gets Double-Action but must attack different entities with each action. In addition, it takes 2,000 damage per turn.

[N] Modular Technologist Piko Utatane: 110,000/110,000 HP.
Passive: Modular Augmentation: Piko Utatane's attacks deal low damage, but randomly inflict one of four unique status effects.
The possible effects are:
1. Augmented Weight: Any entity with this status has a 10% chance of being unable to act each turn.
2. Nanobot Plague: Any entity with this status takes 5,500 damage per turn.
3. Particulate Disassembly: Any entity with this status takes 10% extra damage from all attacks.
4. Deterministic Stress: Any entity with this status loses any extra actions. If it does not have extra actions, it loses its ability to act every second turn. In addition, it takes 5,000 damage per turn.

Special Passive: Bidirectional Crash: Any entity that has status effects numbered the same on the previous 2 lists takes 10,000 damage a turn extra.

"Just attack whatever you want, but your abilities here seem to boost if you attack the same thing."

"Yeah, got it." v4 Flower grins and pulls out a mana blaster.

"On it!" Piko just pulls out a mining laser, and aims it at Nettori-X.

Both of the new entities proceed to combo Nettori-X.



Originally posted on 2016-12-23 10:42:00

Razihel votes for Ascension's specials. Again.

Using the Frigidflash Chestplate's thaumic grenades, Razihel creates an ice wall around himself, effectively making this turn another guard.

Maroon Sandstone Chair && Uranium Ingot = The Nuclear Chair (Level 5) (3/6)
Spirit Flame (Terraria) && Anti-Godmodding Runes = ??? (Level ?) (1/?)

Etzer: 1/20
:kek:: 12/20

+1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

Originally posted on 2016-12-23 11:05:00

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1481925733))

Ace steals the Broken Orb. OneofSwords: Yoink. According to the rules of the power of yoink, all proprietary claims are invalidated by the thief when invoking such a power. Ace tosses it into the backup portal. It is an early Christmas present from her. She'll probably find more use out of it than Chariot!Alicia ever could. She turns on Voice Chat. (Voice Chat) OneofSwords: Guys, fucking focus. Alicia Prime is the big threat here, take her and her thugs out then we can worry about anything else. I'll see what I can do about the mortars. ??? 8/20 (+1 to Piono) ??? 1/20 The Four Pillars of Sanity (Level 7: 8/8) [SAN ARMOUR] Anti-Dog Firewall (Level 7: 4/8) [DOG ARMOUR] +1 to Speedy, Dogman, and Jon

The Broken Pro-Godmodders look at you apphrensively, and nod. You're senior to them, after all, Ace. I also let you take my orb. How horribly rude, but that goddamned presence on my server would probably find some way to use it better than Ms. Spoiled Brat.

The Four Pillars of Sanity: Four metaphysical pillars, each with a quantity of keeping calm, collective, not breaking down against the eldritch, even though I'd prefer for anybody not on my side to break down.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1481944536))

I have no good alchemy ideas and I'm bored with the taking advantage of the awakener formula. Anyone who desires for assists with making alchemies, simply tell me what to do and you'll get the alchemy at the expense of 1/2 its level in store credit. 30/100 for Equivalence 14/100 for Panopticism +1 to toast, revan and pricey I bounce the luminous orb between Echidna, Echidna and the guardian failure.

Echidna's blindness is restored to full! You take 2 damage.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1482048364))

16/20. Taking a load off. ( +1 from piono) 2/20. ...Need? 3 spare charge Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg +1 to piono, cobalt and battlefury Noah uses the Delta Spear on Tar, Eric, Ascension, himself and Verdana.

You use the Delta Spear in its +3 AC mode!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1482058900))

L.armor 12/20(?) Voidmist 12/20(?) +3 Tricklejest I attack the snake thing with the Magicblade, and if that doesn’t work, use the End of the void to. . . whats the end of the void do? do i get to chose? regardless, i use that. if its dead, i use the crystal in the alchemie i finish alchemising wand with focus:portable hole && ender pearl= the end of the void (lvl 5) Sword || Wand finishes; wandsword (lvl 1) New alchemies: Diamond chestplate && that dripping crystal i found = Crystalline chestpiece 1/? lvl ? EDIT: oh, and the roll thing was so to hopefully get a better item (and the idea was more i don't find it with a lower roll)

You attack the snake thing with the Magicblade! It laughs! You attack with with the End of the Void! It laughs! It then runs you over for 5 damage, leaving you with a level 5 crystal.

Diamond Chestplate && Crystallised Pheblotinum == Crystalline Chestpiece (Level 7: 1/8)

QUOTE (Sp33d0n @ (time=1482147136))

Auth uses his Ink powers to seal up the wounds that he's gained. He continues backing up *far* from the Fortress. I haven't... got anything... to say... Auth begins thinking up a way to cause Alicia to calm down. He doesn't want to go turncoat, but he doesn't want to kill Alicia either. Something feels like it changes. Like a star is moving towards the Earth... SPECIAL ATTACKS: FORCE OF THE REBELLION: COMPLETE! (+1 from Piono, Pricey, Revan) REPARATION OF THE NARRATIVE: COMPLETE! (+10 from Consumer, +1 from Revan) +2 to Revan, +1 to Piono

You heal for 3 HP, and mark yourself to get even less horrible murder than usual.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1482235172))

L.armor 16/20 +3 from tricklejest Voidmist 13/20 assuming I killed the snake, I return to mining, roll with the same chance, but this time looking for another kind of crystal that produces A. energy Alchemies: Diamond chestplate && that dripping crystal i found = Crystalline chestpiece 2/? lvl ?

what is A. energy?

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1482250140))

Cyanide in a Can && Ketchup && Rifle = Posion Ketchup Gun 3/4 Shaken Soda && Revolver = Explosive Soda Revolver 1/??? Living Infinite Ketchup Packet 6/7 +2 Toast, 1 Piono Maddison slaps some explosives into Pin's face, which explode.

Pin is invincible!

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1482278217))

I detonate some explosives that just happened to be right next to Tar. Pin uses Blood Bomb on RoboMandela. chagerergerge: 14/20 (+2 from Alicia, +2 from Revan, +1 from Piono) +2 to Revan, +1 to Piono

Tar armour tanks the damage! Pin will do as say as Burrow completes!

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1482291705))

Razihel equips the Frigidflash Chestplate. He also votes for EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ASCENSION'S SPECIALS. Razihel pulls out the ReshiRazor, the Rapier of Readiness, the Wand of Aer, and the Wand of Ignis. He then places them on an Infusion Altar, with a familiar ninja sword in the middle. The ReshiRazor glows an unholy white light, before firing a laser of cansur at the Runic Matrix. The ninja sword emanates with pure, undistilled cansur straight from DeviantArt. The Rapier of Readiness drips hype fuel, which flows into the Runic Matrix, giving the ninja sword a coating of pure hype fuel. The Wand of Aer's vis fires straight into the Runic Matrix, and into the sword. The sword starts floating. The Wand of Ignis just sets the Runic Matrix alight, as well as the sword. Since technically, only one type of vis was fired straight into the sword, no flux explosion happens. The hype fuel turns into wild flames of hype and cansur. The Firestorm Katana has temporarily been given life. Terrible, terrible life. Razihel strikes at the Orb Prime, then- Both Orb Prime and Razihel have disappeared. Only the Firestorm Katana remains. It shakes violently. Meanwhile, inside "the Firestorm Katana," Razihel and Orb Prime float inside an obsidian box. Razihel channels the energies in the sword, then subjects it to many cancerous memes, fire majykks, air majykks, and hype fuel. This dangerous combination gives it a deadly blast. To Orb Prime's face-analogue. Razihel teleports back to the battlefield, and detonates the Firestorm Katana, with Orb Prime still inside. He then throws a grenade from the Frigidflash Chestplate to the sword's ashes, encasing it in a Giant Burning Ice Middle Finger. Now that's in-silt to injury. For that spelling mistake/pun, Orb Prime phases into the GBIMF, and suddenly explodes into 4830 silt particles. Startup Repair: Spectres of Windows 98 windows appear around Ascension. They all say something about "startup repair." While this is happening, the damage from the worms seems to slowly mend itself. Mechanically, Ascension gains 2 regen. Maroon Sandstone Chair && Uranium Ingot = The Nuclear Chair (Level 5) (2/6) Frigidflash Chestplate (Level 7) (8/8) (Done!) Frigidflash Chestplate: A chestplate with thaumic grenades attached to it. When detonated, it encases nearby enemies in a thin layer of ice. BURNING ice. Startup Repair: 20/20 (+10 from Alicia) (DONE!!!) :kek:: 11/20 +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

The Orb Prime takes high conditional damage. Ascension gains 4 Regen.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1482315869))

Verdana glances up when he notices certain shenanigans, then looks... suitably concerned when he sees a certain reaction. "What? What is it? What does Ascension have that you're flipping your shit over?" Notice how I decided not to give his voice an annoying background. Yeah. I got sick of doing it. Also, I made it more red, to fit in properly with his colour scheme. Anyway. Now he 's quite concerned with what might be happening, his attention quickly becoming diverted away from the Singer-Broken conflicts and onto the main conflict once again, specifically with him choosing to go after Ascension, seeing as Alicia seems to be kind of freaking out over SOMETHING. He decides to concentrate, closing his eyes and focusing power, then opens his eyes and begins his assault on Ascension. Which pretty much consists of an opening consisting of Earth pillars rising up from the ground at an incredibly rapid rate to repeatedly give Ascension a series of awfully painful uppercuts straight to the jaw, then exploding outwards in a storm of metallic flak shards to slash at his body and open up some wounds, followed by a flow of water swirling around the nearby area and concentrating together. The water suddenly ignites in blue flames... Verdana curses as all the water turns into steam from the heat. However, he proceeds to use gravitational manipulation to force the steam to float towards Ascension, then relaxes the gravity and sends in a strong gust of wind. Steam burns are PAINFUL on somebody with open bleeding woulds, trust me. Finally, he finishes up by crushing some rock together and surrounding Ascension in an annoying blinding sandstorm, forcing him to not be able to do much if he doesn't want to be shredded even further.

I PM it to you over a series of chat clients. Ascension promptly takes 5 damage!

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1482357515))

I have no good alchemy ideas and I'm bored with the taking advantage of the awakener formula. Anyone who desires for assists with making alchemies, simply tell me what to do and you'll get the alchemy at the expense of 1/2 its level in store credit. 35/100 for Equivalence 15/100 for Panopticism +1 to toast, revan and pricey +1 to redstone, jondanger and cyan I try once more, impaling Echidna and sticking it up in front of the cannons. Also, I list speed and his cohorts as allies. Everyone that attacks a Broken!PG entity (so long as it isn't Broken!PG) will be listed as an ally for that round Also, the closer we get to the fortress, the bigger the dodge boost allies should get, and the worse it should get for those not listed as allies.

Echidna prepares to get roasted via cannon!

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1482393033))

I'm still not too sure about what's happening, and what the [A] and the [SINGER]s are. Meh. It's fine. Jest falls down on TrickleJest, crushing him, and replacing him. There's really no need to say "hi" since most are already acquainted with him, either from DLE or Escortmodder. Anyway, he performs a triple suplex, whatever that is, on a random Pro-Godmodder entity. I honestly don't know what's going on. +10 from you, +1 from Toast, +6 from Joe. We Are Number Waluigi: 19/??? Bing-Bing-Bong: 12/??? +3 to Toast. [Next Round: Joe]

12,000 Cultists of the Beast bite the dust.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1482443493))

20/20. Taking a load off. (+3 from trickle) DONE! 10/20 (+10 from consumer) 19/20. ...Need? (+2 from Redstone, +1 from cyan, +10 from consumer) 2 spare charge (-1 from Lack) Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg +1 to piono, trickle and redstone Noah equips the Tarmail and CHECKs the Cultists of the Beast, since that seems logical. But before he's even buckled a strap, his shadow seems to have hit an error. He opens up task manager, then into goes into applications. Name: shadow_dot_exe.exe Status: Not Responding Huh, stra- His shadow then deci- Immediately, it detach- The shadow seems to just wand- ... ... ... Cantor reappears. If he had a more realistic representation of a face, you might catch him with a look somewhere between an eyeroll and annoyance, yet immense disdain. I can't help but feel that there is a certain... Lack, in this display. As if something is missing. Cantor scours the battlefield melodramatically, as if mocking the inhabitants of it. Perhaps nothing is missing, who am I to say? However, my genius is a steadfast and incredibly reliable companion. What kind of artist would I be if I were wrong? In fact, the more that I think about it, the more I think there is something missing from this display, and it's nothing. Nothing is missing. There is an utter lack of nothing. Any good composer should know of pauses between music. Any good author should know of gaps between text. Any good storyteller should know when to leave the rest of the story to the minds of their audience. I know that a performance such as this needs nothing to make it perfect. 'Taking a load off' (and one spare with the charge connector) charge(s) EXPENDED. Lack summoned! Lack I am aware that giving the epitome of nothing stats is ironic, but I hardly have the purse to do without. Lack. [N] 150'000/150'000hp, 15'000 attack. Decay. - Passive: Half of damage dealt (rounding up to the next n'000) is dealt to the target's maximum hp. Does not apply to Descendants. Respawn effects will remove the MHP reduction. Rounding to Zero. - Passive: For each entity at 0hp by any means, deal 10'000 bonus damage. Lack can't gain more than x damage from this effect. No More Room.: 4-turn charge. Deal high damage to two targets of different factions. If any of them die, Rounding to Zero's bonus will be 50% stronger next turn.

Echidna growls at Cantor. Lack summoned!

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1482472128))

Jest is still very confused. /sortaplaceholder We Are Number Waluigi: 20/??? Bing-Bing-Bong: 13/??? +3 to Joe.

#civilcollapse

QUOTE (CobaltShade @ (time=1482489750))

Nova Catalyst && Self-Propelled Anti-Material Rocket Launcher = Nova Rocket Launcher (Level 5, complete) Wand of Create Monster && Scroll of Taming = Wand of Summon Familiars (Level 7, complete) foliage.exe: 20/20 (+1 from Cyan, +10 from GM) unify.exe: 20/20 (+7 from GM, 3 unused) +3 to Toast. Kanon sends something to the Vocaloid group chat. Two seconds later, temporary avatars of Lyrical Botanurgist v4 Flower and Modular Technologist Piko Utatane appear on the battlefield. [N] Lyrical Botanurgist v4 Flower: 110,000/110,000 HP. Passive: Mana Augmentation: v4 Flower's attacks deal low damage, but randomly inflict one of four unique status effects. The possible effects are: 1. Gravitational Field: Any entity with this status has a 10% chance of being unable to act for each action they take. 2. Mana Poisoning: Any entity with this status takes 4,000 damage for each action they attempt to take. 3. Particulate Bore: Any entity with this status has a 10% chance of taking double damage from every attack that turn. 4. Mental Overheat: Any entity with this status gets Double-Action but must attack different entities with each action. In addition, it takes 2,000 damage per turn. [N] Modular Technologist Piko Utatane: 110,000/110,000 HP. Passive: Modular Augmentation: Piko Utatane's attacks deal low damage, but randomly inflict one of four unique status effects. The possible effects are: 1. Augmented Weight: Any entity with this status has a 10% chance of being unable to act each turn. 2. Nanobot Plague: Any entity with this status takes 5,500 damage per turn. 3. Particulate Disassembly: Any entity with this status takes 10% extra damage from all attacks. 4. Deterministic Stress: Any entity with this status loses any extra actions. If it does not have extra actions, it loses its ability to act every second turn. In addition, it takes 5,000 damage per turn. Special Passive: Bidirectional Crash: Any entity that has status effects numbered the same on the previous 2 lists takes 10,000 damage a turn extra. "Just attack whatever you want, but your abilities here seem to boost if you attack the same thing." "Yeah, got it." v4 Flower grins and pulls out a mana blaster. "On it!" Piko just pulls out a mining laser, and aims it at Nettori-X. Both of the new entities proceed to combo Nettori-X.

v4 Flower and PIko summoned!

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1482491147))

Razihel votes for Ascension's specials. Again. Using the Frigidflash Chestplate's thaumic grenades, Razihel creates an ice wall around himself, effectively making this turn another guard. Maroon Sandstone Chair && Uranium Ingot = The Nuclear Chair (Level 5) (3/6) Spirit Flame (Terraria) && Anti-Godmodding Runes = ??? (Level ?) (1/?) Etzer: 1/20 :kek:: 12/20 +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

You can't shield twice! Ascension gains one vote to each of his specials.

Originally posted on 2016-12-23 20:03:00

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[END OF TURN BATTLE]
I decide that this is a dying turn where people die and forget to apply regen with a wave of Agnahim's Sceptre. Speaking about this being a dying turn where people die - wait why are the Pantheon gods staring at me that's mean - the artillery fires, and as RNG harnessed by the bot of the Grave dictates, the Anti-Godmodders get hit hard. The rolls don't actually lie, and their effects show, massive slugs hitting the Anti-Godmodder side. Hellhound takes 40,000 damage, Ascension takes 17, Yukari takes 100,000, the Tundra Mammoth is d e a d (: D), RoboMandela takes (80,000 - 20,000) damage, the Mechanical Arthropods get wiped, Piko takes 35,000 damage, Demonologist takes 1 damage, and Echidna.... Echidna.

Echidna had an over 100% chance to get hit, and a 100 on the hit roll. This is a recipe for disaster as Echidna gets roasted, all First Guardians taking 50,000 damage and Echidna herself taking 180,000 damage, getting sent backwards, and backwards, and backwards, knocking the Battle up through the desert hills, and nearer to a mountainous region. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The Spoiled Brat had it coming for her, don't you Descendants think? No? I hate you too.

The 23rd Lament heals Ascension, Fate and Yukari for 40,000 damage, as Psi whispers something to Battlefury. Hellhound makes the Inventory charge more cost effective, and gives it the ability to tamper with body bonds, before two Lesser Dogs stretch their necks and attempt to hit the Orb Prime. They suddenly experience snapped necks, and take 10,000 damage.

Ascension switches his active item to the superweapon that I mentioned last turn. He holds the superweapon up, and flashbacks of times long past flow into my mind, a constantly rolling, never ending ball of disappearance, havoc, chaos and destructions. A three pronged tree glows, and I remember, and seriously Ascension you aren't even a gorillaing godmodder stop trying to mock me you smug elitist gorilla I will rip that from your inventory, personally, and I won't let the dog gorilla even think of getting his hands on it.

As I was saying, the smug elitist floats in the air using a singular alchemy, and cutscene magic prevents me from making him fall and suffer. He takes out a pile of gunpowder, goldenrod and cobalt cascading above it beautifully, unlike the crude, unrefined, powers of breath, and, oh I'm sorry I just can't stop myself from thinking of ripping that out of Ascension's hands. He raises it in the air, and for a second, he chokes, as Ascension takes 10 damage before a wave of goldenrod mixed with a deep red crashes down on Echidna, blasting away all off her subparts, and dealing 100,000 damage, rendering her defenses to naught. His weakness and bounds disappear before Ascension begins to shift into devastation, taking 25 damage before blasting the Orb Prime to pieces, instantly. I flip the Agnahim's Sceptre and harness Orb Omega to flip every bird in AscensionCraft upside down, before giving Ascension knowledge of every, single, one. Ascension has 0 mental defenses and nearly Transcended into a Destruction elemental, and as such took 60% Sanity damage, because gorilla him. He starts jittering before waves of destruction bombard Fate, the Cultists, Tar and Edgelord Prime, dealing 20,000 to all of them but Tar, who takes (20,000 - 12,000) damage!

That was the Ancestral Gunpowder, everybody. I'm not actually sure how he got that, and I will kill the people who allowed him to get it. The Anti-Godmodders clap in awe of that performance, before in a barrage of ammo and magic and geometrical objects the Anti-Godmodders deal 125,000 damage to Echidna, who growls, and snakes down in the earth, rendering her invincible and alive for at least one more turn.

The Vile Gates produce 3 more Leapers, before the Leapers weaken the Cultists by killing 6,000 members. Tar kills 15,000 members on top of that, and gains a Vile Counter. Da Trukk lands, before battering Yukari, dealing 20,000 damage. The Earth Archons flip over the Cultist of Shubb-Niggurath, who lands on Yukari and makes her extremely Vulnerable to Curses. The Earth Archons then form into a singular Endermen in a suit, wearing a Fedora, and standing tall. Meet the Spy, everyone. Piko and v4 deal 20,000 damage to Nettori-X and inflict their second and fourth status effects, whilst Demonologist sets the Spy on fire, dealing 20,000 damage.

The backup portal prepares to summon something pretty big, as Edgelord Prime continues to cry, and the Spy begins to send drones out to corners of the Battlefield. Echidna decides that using her Spawner adaptation would be useless and instead adapts absolutely nothing. She then proceeds to use Scourge Queen. Flesh from all kinds of places and orifices begins to crawl out of her, before pillars and beasts begin to form, and merge and grow taller and taller like a demented totem pole. Eyes grow from mouths from noses from ears from faces on faces on faces, and the totem pole arises, waiting for something. I'd recommend you try to get that down though it has nothing to do with Echidna.

The Cultists are too weak to out, as Strudent calls out, summoning 40,000 more. Nettori-X adapts Double-Action before using Infestation, causing a horde of lesser-X to come up! Pin also comes up, and deals 5 armour piercing damage to Ascension.

I +2 all PGs, before maxing out all PG entities charges. Agnahim's Conglomerate glows, rendering it extremely defensive this turn, before the Ancestral Gunpowder glows, and blows up on Ascension, dealing 10 damage. I activate Perversion and Disgust, dealing 20% Sanity damage to all non-PGs, 30% Sanity damage Ace as she appears to hate it. Edgelord Prime begins to kneel down. I then use Application, tapping into Narrative energy to give grant the entire field Anyone Can Die, which has vague and loosely interpreted effects. I finally start a new project charge, one that has to be different for Narrative reasons.

The Psi Dogmodder picks up the 23rd Lament, before forcing it to use Inventory on Ascension aohgneoiawnge9oinoiganaowinegoinGOINEOIWNSOGINSAEOIGNOIESNGOINSOIGNOEISNGOGOINGTOKILL HIWSMEOHNMEWOINHOIWNOIHNWO£INGOIWENOGNOWNGOENWEONGWONEGOWNEGONGONGONGONGOGNOGNOWSNGAORNGOW.

The Psi-Dogmodder: Hohohohohoho, Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year. Have fun with that heal, AGs, and Ascension.

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[ITINERARY]
[AGs / Ns] No. Kill yourselves, please. And maybe vote for Ascension's specials.
[SONG] I'm going to stay neutral on this raid.
[PGs]: Uh, Ascension has to die, as does Psi? Chaos Control will lead to bad things.

[THE DESERT BATTLEFIELD]
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE [7 vs 3]
Song's Artillery: 35% chance of damaging normal entities.
15% chance of damaging entities with player HP.
55% chance of damaging elites.
75% chance of damaging bosses.
85% chance of damaging crowds.
Anyone Can Die.

[AG] [Singer] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP, 50% Sanity, Regeneration (1 HP)
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 15/24 HP, 2 AC, SHIELDED, Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15% * 2), 30% Critical Chance, Well Fed: II
[AG] Sp33d0n/The Eternal Author: 13/20 HP, 80% Sanity.
[AG] QuantumThingie/Dr. T: 20/20 HP, 80% Sanity.
['AG'] ['Broken'] battlefury13: 24/24 HP, 30% Sanity, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate,
Demonic Contract (III & III)
[AG] TrickleJest: 15/20 HP, 80% Sanity.
[AG] JOEbob: 15/20 HP, Evasive (50%)

[N] Bomber57/Irongutta: 16/20 HP, 80% Sanity, 2 AC (+1 from the Awakened Obsidian Helmet and Chestplate), Deflect (15%).
[N] Redstonetam15/Madison Dela: 15/20 HP, 80% Sanity.
[N] [Singer] pionoplayer/Eric + SONG: 8/25 HP, 80 Sanity, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40% + 5%), Cursed, +3 AC: II
Elemental Mastery: IIIII, Elemental Golem: Element: Wind, Windfury: IIII, Element Swap: III
Sight (Armour-Piercing): INACTIVE., Strength (Permanent Mini-Criticals): INACTIVE., Presence (Common Status Immunity): INACTIVE.
[N] [Singer] Toast/Noah: 23/25 HP, 80% Sanity, 220,250 Research, 1 AC, 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP), 1 Dog Armour, Cursed, +3 AC: II
5% Integral Armour, Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed. Hex Circles (x40)
[N] [Singer] CobaltShade/Kanon: 9/20 HP, 80% Sanity, Cursed, 13 EXP.

[PG] Jondanger23: 11/20 HP.
[PG] [Singer] engie/Verdana: 9/25 HP, 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, +3 AC: II
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: II > II.
[PG-α] [Broken] Revan/Nyarlohotep + Ace: 23/23 HP, 70% Sanity. Evasive (50%), 7 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 15% Integral Armour, 50% Retribution Damage
10 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18),
Barrier: 15,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: IIIII, Shatterpoint: IIIIII

[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." <0>, (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] The Ribbon: "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster')
[A] The Virus: "I wonder what happens next.", Corrupts parts of the Battlefield, (Alicia).
[A] The Spire: "I DESIRE BLOOD. GIVE IT TO ME, ROBOT.", Deals moderate damage, and Incarcerates an opponent for three turns, (Psi).
[A] Spectre of the Earth: Massively Damaged, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Starstruck, Ultra Wurtz'd, and a random, high intensity, DoT effect (Battlefury).

[???] AG Present: ???.
[???] N Present: ???.
[???] Broken PG Present: ???.
[???] PG Present: ???.
[???] A Present From 'Myself' To 'Myself': ???.
[???] A Present to Battlefury: ???.
[???] Misc Presents: ??? (x10).

[H] The 23rd Lament: Inflictory: $null, Inventory: II[b]I[/b], Execute: II[b]IIII[/b].
[H] Hellhound: 60,000/100,000 HP, Empowers Pro-Psi Entities, Lesser Dogs: 10,000/20,000 HP (x2), BBB: III.

[AG-PL] Ascension: 40/100 HP, 40% Sanity, Regeneration (6 HP), Current Weapon: The Ancestral Gunpowder. Sky-Slammer: [b]III > Sunriser: IIIII > Ascendant Glory: IIIIIII, +3 AC: II
[/b][AG] Fate Testarossa: 170,000/150,000 HP, Evasion (13%), Blitzkrieg: III.
[AG] Yukari Yakumo: 150,000/200,000 HP, Hyper Vulnerable to Curses, Manipulates Statistics, Boundary Between Life and Death: [b]III
[/b][AG] Gomez: 20/20 HP, Protecting JOE and the Tundra Mammoth, Hyper Evasive, Revolution: [b]II[/b].
[AG] Tundra Mammoth: 0/80,000 HP, Evasive (50%), Tick Tock: I, Stampede: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b]
[AG] RoboMandela: 90,000/140,000 HP. 5 AC. Freedom Cannon A: [3/5], Freedom Cannon B: [4/5], Peacetimer: [2/3]. The Mandela Effect: [b][b]I[/b]II[/b].
[AG] [Singer] Mechanical Arthropods: 1/1 HP (x0) + 5,000 per turn, Guarding Pricey, Parasite: [b]I[b]I[/b]I[/b]

[N] Tar: 42,000/100,000 HP, Resummons copies of dead enemies, Vile Counters: 12. Assimilated: [The Gate], +3 AC: II
Vile Gate: 7,500/7,500 HP (x3). Vile Leaper: 100/100 HP. (x6)
[N] Trukk: 45,000/55,000 HP, Slugga Boyz: 3,000/5,000 HP (x1), Moving: True, Evasion (25%), Da Red Wunz Go Fasta: I[b]II[/b], Jink: I[b]III[/b].
[N] Lack: 150,000/150,000 HP, Attack Increases With Entities At 0 HP, Deals Max HP Damage, No More Room: IIII
[N] Lyrical Botanurgist v4 Flower: 110,000/110,000 HP. Inflicts 1 out of 4 in a set of Status Effects.
[N] Modular Technologist Piko Utatane: 75,000/110,000 HP. Inflicts 1 out of 4 in a set of Status Effects.
[N] [Singer] demonologist/Gale: 24/25 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour

[PG-PL] [b][Broken] [/b]Edgelord Prime: 50/55 HP, Counters hard, counters edgily, Crippling Despair: II.
[PG] [Broken] The Cultist of Shubb-Niggorath: 88,000/75,000 HP, Modifies Entity Stats on Hit, Regeneration (15,000 HP), A Tongue Verboten: [b]I[b]I[/b][/b][b]I[b][b]I
[/b][/b][/b][PG] The Spy: 102,000/122,000 HP, [REDACTED].
[b][BOSS] [Broken] Echidna: 100,000/600,000 HP. Victims: [???-Ranked Godmodder, Crocomire-X].
Adaptations: [Siege Mode: 10% Damage Reduction + Slowly Moves Closer to the Fortress, Aura of Empowerment: All Allies Have Improved Attack, Spawner: Spawns Thralls].
Scourge Queen: [b]I[b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]. The First Guardians: 0/100,000 HP (x3)[/b][/b], Blinded: II.
The Scourge: 100,000/100,000 HP. Cursed: II,
Enthralled Crocomire-X: 0/50,000 HP. Shifter: [b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b], The Walking Wall: [b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]I.[/b]

[PG] The Cultists of the Beast: 1/1 HP (x43,000), Beasts: [b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b], Indoctrination: [b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b], Milk of the Mother: [b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
Strudent: 100,000/100,000 HP, Can summon Cultists when they reach low numbers.
[PG] Nettori-X: 150,000/200,000 HP, Maws: 0/10,000 (x4), Adaptations: [Double-Action], Inflicts Rooted, Infestation: II. Hivemind: [b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b], [/b]2-Mana Poisoning: II, 4-Deterministic Offense: II.
Green-X: 10,000/10,000 HP (x2), Subsume entities that they kill.
Yellow-X: 10,000/10,000 HP (x2), Subsume entities that they kill.
Red-X: 40,000/40,000 HP (x1), Subsume entities that it kills.
[PG] Pin: 160,000/160,000 HP, ???, Hidden Beneath Worlds: [b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b], They Lie: IIII [LOCKED], They Work: IIIII [LOCKED], They Sunder: IIIIIII [LOCKED].

[GM] Alicia111: 30/50 HP, Down to Size: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Worldshifter: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Impetus: IIIII.
[A-BOSS] Agnahim’s Conglomerate: Empowering Alicia’s Godmodding and Mental Influence, Application: [b]I, Pantheon: [b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b].
Orb Psi: Perfect Condition, Boundary Unawakened: IIIIIIIIII.
Orb Omega: Perfect Condition, Perversion and Disgust: [4/5].

[/b][Ψ] (Shade of) The Psi-Dogmodder: 7/20 HP, 2 Actions, Chaos Control: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]II[/b][/b]

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The Fortress



Originally posted on 2016-12-23 20:05:00

15/20. (+3 from Cobalt, +1 from cyan)
20/20. ...Need? DONE.
3 spare charge (+1)

+1 to piono, cyan and cobalt

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

For now, '...Need?' becomes a spare charge.



Originally posted on 2016-12-23 22:27:00

Razihel votes for Ascension's specials once more.

15-post Spare Charge:
Razihel's next attack is buffed to the greatest extent of a 15-post charge.
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Orb Omega falls off the Aghanim's Conglomerate, and into a nearby portal, leading to the Elemental Plane of Tumblr. Currently, it is in the DashCon zone, redeeming its extra hour in the ballpit. The collective disappointment of the people that attended it, along with the infinite possibilities of 47,000 dollars, crash down onto Orb Omega's feelings-analogue, transforming emotional damage into physical damage.

It is then transferred to the Homestuck section of Tumblr. The hype train for Hiveswap then runs Orb Omega over. Repeatedly. It is then returned to the Battlefield, where a punch lands on it, appearing to deal lots of damage, but in fact dealing no damage at all. It then gets distracted trying to get the drink out of its hair-analogue, when suddenly, a .jpeg car runs over it, and falls into the ocean.

The driver of the car teleports him and Orb Omega into a soccer field, where another man kicks it into a nearby helicopter, whose blades shred Orb Omega into tiny, .jpeg-y bits. Orb Omega reforms after a second, on top of a staircase. The other man trips on it, and both the man and Orb Omega fall down the stairs.

Orb Omega teleports back to the battlefield, deformed, .jpeg-ed, and absolutely destroyed. Razihel just opts to shoot its remains with the Awakened Giga Gun, gaining a stack of rev.

After all of this, Razihel swoops down and opens the AG Present.

Maroon Sandstone Chair && Uranium Ingot = The Nuclear Chair (Level 5) (4/6)
Spirit Flame (Terraria) && Anti-Godmodding Runes = ??? (Level ?) (2/?)

Etzer: 3/20 (+1 Toast)
:kek:: 13/20
That one 15-post spare charge I nearly forgot: USED.

+1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

Originally posted on 2016-12-24 07:26:00

L.armor 17/20
Voidmist 14/20
i clarify that A. energy is a resource that won't matter till i finish charging, but if you must know is the thing for the stuff in the game with the lord of the language.
then i go mining for it again, rolling 5% chance of getting any. feel free to make TNT appear or something if i roll low.
alchemies:
Diamond Chestplate && Crystallised Pheblotinum = Crystalline Chestpiece lvl 7 3/8
Pickaxe && earthen orb && C. Phlebtonium = pickaxe of earthen power lvl? 1/?
+3 tricklejest

Originally posted on 2016-12-24 08:21:00

Cyanide in a Can && Ketchup && Rifle = Posion Ketchup Gun 4/4 Done.

Shaken Soda && Revolver = Explosive Soda Revolver 2/???

Living Infinite Ketchup Packet 7/7 Summoned!

Living Infinite Ketchup Packet, HP: 20,000 / 20,000 HP [N]

+2 Cyan, 1 Piono

Maddison spends this action on putting more Tar into Tar, healing Tar.


Originally posted on 2016-12-24 16:49:00

L.armor 18/20
Voidmist 15/20

I don't have any idea who to attack, so i go mining for the A energy crystal (5% succeed rate), with what it is being previously specified, last post.

Diamond Chestplate && Crystallised Pheblotinum = Crystalline Chestpiece lvl 7 4/8
Pickaxe && earthen orb && C. Phlebtonium = pickaxe of earthen power lvl? 2/?


Originally posted on 2016-12-24 18:15:00

Ace glares at Alicia,

"Y'know, you're one salty bitch. I mean you constantly have to hide behind insane bullshit to stay alive and somehow we still come out on top but all you can do is just stay butthurt and blame everyone else around you for your own problems."

Ace sighs, she grabs the Spy and hurls it in front of the Motars, throwing the obviously evil trenchcoat wearing weirdo into the fire of its master's mortars. Several energy chains of light then wrap around the Spy's body before locking it in place straight front of the Mortar. It's a death by irony by which is believably amusing as it will blown to pieces by its masters. Which begs the irritating question of why suffering must be so abjectly painful for our entities... I stop gazing at my navel and start writing again. Ace isn't exactly keen on the whole murder thing but it's the best she can do right now to prevent the Spy from hurting people. Her people. She is responsible for what happens to them and she supposes that is a damn good reason to kill the Spy. She decides to spray paint a target on the Spy, just in case they miss at point blank.

She then opens the Christmas present to the Broken PGs because they could use some Christmas Cheer.

??? 12/20 ( +2 from Speedon +1 from Piono)
??? 4/20 (+2 from Jon)
+1 to Piono,+2 to Speedon

Originally posted on 2016-12-25 03:53:00

[TURN 1]

LIFE: 14/20 (Average Condition?)

Action: Not this time, but I would be pretty nice for this action, I shake my Spider Spawner for more Mechanical Arthropods to guard me again.

I also open a present.

Charges:

Do(d)ge rate up! 15/15

This one gives me extra Dodge rate for me (You decide but it will be permanent).

Armour Up! 15/15

I get some armour points from my charge (You decide but it will be permanent)...

(+10 to all charges from that announcement)

You... 12/20 +1 from Eric.

Monster... 12/20 +1 from Eric.

Charge Storage: +1 from Eric.

+1 Eric, Sp33d0n and Razihel

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

SPOIL: Spider Spawner 3/3 USING... (Charges every turn)

Damage Dealt: 179,000
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3

Originally posted on 2016-12-25 10:58:00

I bet consumer is in the process of updating
EDIT: NVM
/NULL

Originally posted on 2016-12-25 21:29:00

Silver Fulminate && Uranium Plutonium Alloy = 1/? ??
Entropy Ingot && Uranium Chair = 1/? ??

I shove a unstable explosive Uranium Ingot into orb Psi


Inventory:
Awakened Dog Essence: Pure dog energy, with more power per piece of it, and better uses in crafting. [2]
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Ones and Zeroes: An energy of pure nightmare, mixed in with what appears to be shards of the Employer. [7]
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.

note: 10+ from previous dop
27/28 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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anti pagebrekosk
20/21 uh

1+ to Piono, 1+ to Toast, +1 to Revan.

Originally posted on 2016-12-25 22:56:00

I channel the Spirit of Christmas, and pull out a ridiculously oversized rocket launcher. It proceeds to fire a massive Christmas-tree shaped missile at Ascension.

I then (very carefully) open the PG Present.

Pin uses Hidden Between Worlds

chagerergerge: 16/20 (+1 from Piono)

+1 to Piono, +1 to Engie, +1 to Revan

Originally posted on 2016-12-25 23:07:00