[TURN 1]

LIFE: 16/20 (Good Condition?)

Action/Spoil Trade: I take the Spider Spawner (Hopefully...).

Charges:

Video Game... 8/15 +1 from Sp33d0n and Eric

Rips. (Factory of HQVGR Upgrade) 8/15 +2 from Eric

Charge Storage: None.

+1 Eric, Sp33d0n and Dr. T

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 179,000 (+13K for damaging the Shard)
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3

Originally posted on 2016-10-31 18:20:00

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1477681671))

SPOIL TRADE: Swiping Soul Targeting Unit for HT. Swiping Sandstone Heart for SS. Trading for The Cursed if toast accepts /ST

You ditch your terrible spoils and make the spoil situation even worse.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1477692567))

Ace watches Code Frassia's grenade spirals towards the Teacher she reacts on pure instinct. She freezes the grenade itself by simply willing it to ice over. She then jumps over and shatters it into pieces with a single blow. The Alpha glove on her hand reminds her who she is. The godmodding within trickling into her memories and mind. Gaps are knitted together and bits come piecing themselves together forming a whole memories once more. And Ace is Ace again. She looks around for the "the freaky ass mime" which put her in such suffering, but only finds the godmodder who commanded the "fucking evil doppelganger" mime which inflicted such agony upon her. She looks pissed at her but really isn't in the mood to fight anyone. She's at a sort of peace when one manages to pull themselves, together via the complete and utter nonsense known as godmodding. Besides Alicia is probably going to be slapped in the face soon by some aggrived AGs seeking vengeance for the shit they have to put up with on a constant basis.  She feels like she should do something but for now enjoys godmodding an attack out of existence. OneofSwords: That was thrilling like, hah, why didn't you guys tell me this was so fun? ??? 15/20 (+2 Jon) ??? 2/20 The Four-One (Level 4: 5/5) The Four Pillars of Sanity (Level 7: 2/8) [SAN ARMOUR] +1 to Dogman, Piono, and Jonnyboy

Tabbune's attack is retroactively godmodded away!

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1477772434))

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Your attack is less retroactively dogged away by Battlefury!

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1477772514))

Trade: Sceptre for Spear. Drop: Reflective Shroud ~~~~ 20/20 Something Memorable. (+11) 5/20 A Monster. (+3) Emblem of Selflessness [A] Level 7 - 6/6 DONE. Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg Something Memorable EXPENDED, Instead of my original plan, I create a competition. State what you would use this 20-charge for if you had it. Whoever I think has the most interesting, memorable, or otherwise creative use for it gets it next turn, specifically for that purpose. It doesn't need to be incredibly complex. You gotta formally format it as if you had actually expended the charge. Telling me on discord won't count. No-one seemed interested. :/ Instead, I summon Tar. [N] Tar, 100'000/100'000hp, ???, Summons copies of slain enemies, Vile Counter: 0 Vile (Passive): Enemies slain by Tar are resummoned as allies. Resummoned entites have health equal to 750*Vile Counters. Tar gains a Vile Counter each turn, during it's attack phase (even if incapacitated). Assimilation (Passive): ???

Piono isn't taking anything that isn't left behind, apart from the Scythe of Prevention, so you drop it on the floor and watch as it's metaphysically handed to you!

QUOTE (Bomber57 @ (time=1477772515))

Things on the Battlefield were considerably less loud for some reason, but people couldn't quite pinpoint why. It wasn't long until everyone got their answer. A loud cracking noise is heard, followed by a loud pop as a large green figure covered in odd machinery appeared in the air the Radiation Dog. Yeah, it was Irongutta again, as if he could really stay away. He was brought back by experimental tellyporta technology, moving him to roughly where he wanted to go. It was mere coincidence that he appeared over something he would be more than happy to stomp. Electrically charged from the warp, he lets out a booming and boisterous laugh as he swan-dives into the Radiation Dog. Irongutta crushed it under his weight while his electrical charge burst forth from him, striking the Radiation Dog and discharging into the ground around the both of them. Getting up and dusting himself off, he cracked a grin while stepping off of the Radiation Dog's crumpled body. "Hurr hurr, good ta be back. So, did ya gitz miss me? Well, fings are gonna get a lot more interstin' 'cuz i'z back to stomp n' take all o' me enemies' flash!" Those wise enough knew that his return would lead to the return of other Greenskins and, consequently, the war and destruction they brought in their wake. But was that really any different from what goes on in your average Godmodding War? +3 to Piono Charges: A Couple of Cans: 13/20 "Oi! Why'z I walking!?": 14/15 Alchemies: 'Uge Wrench && Mithril Bars && Vitality Booster = Ruby Wrench (Level 7: 3/8) Further upgrades to the 'Uge Wrench have made it a deadly weapon. Reforging the weapon with Mithril makes it even stronger. A spherical ruby has been set into the head of the wrench. It isn't known where Irongutta found it, but rumors about stones like this one say that they fill the owner with a warrior's strength.

The Tredog loses focus, and you turn the Radiation Dog into dust. Welcome back.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1477772689))

Ace decides, after doing a rather stupid looking victory dance, to heal the Teacher by having a pop quiz on who is the best entity on field right now. A.) The Teacher B.) The Teacher C.) The Teacher D.) The Teacher If anyone even tries to answer incorrectly a steely gaze from the Teacher banishes any notions of being clever with a simple smack of the baton it wields. Well, everyone answered the curriculum correctly thus proving that the Teacher is indeed a good teacher, that Broken!Alicia is best godmodder, and that Ace should never design tests ever due to her care of people getting the answers right than testing knowledge. OneofSwords: Okay, I'm better now. In horrible pain as code drifts from my body in tatters, but better now. ??? 20/20(+1 from Piono, Bomber, Dogman and Jon) Ace, my dear child. OneofSwords: Nyarly, if you wanted somebody to screw with right now, I'm not in the mood. Not quite, as I understand you need to respawn to be at your peak once more. And I have a beneficial solution for both you, your dear friend, and I. OneofSwords: This is going to be painful for me, isn't it? More along the lines of a slight prick before falling slowly asleep. OneofSwords: You're going to try more drugs out on me, man? What can't you just take them your- I was more referring to the lines of blood loss. OneofSwords: ... You work for the Red Cross? Why yes, here let me show you my certificate of- No, I don't work for the Red Cross... Well, this Mask doesn't. OneofSwords: So you do work for the Red Cross and this is like an eleborate set up for people to donate blood? For Azathoth's sake, yes, I need your blood for a patient in need. OneofSwords: Well, why didn't you say so, I always give blood. A swirling vortex of dark energies pops into existence and spits out a Red Cross Van. Just get in the van and you too Broken Alicia. I would like your aid as well. ("Sure," Broken Alicia says, as she randomly appears from a temporal anomaly, hopping into the van.){ -added by Consumer when this was an Etherpad} The Red Cross Van appears to be just an interdimensonal enterway into one of Nyarlathotep's hideouts. The entire place reminds one of a Egyptian Temple/Crypt, especially with the rows of holes in the browning stone walls with corpses stowed away within them. Vials of blood, hands and assorted limbs are hooked up to various devices analyzing them for research purposes. It simply is rather... odd. Especially with the corpse on the table made of soooo many bits of flesh stiched together. To those privy to the knowledge of the Crawling Chaos's machinations it is indeed a Failure. A being comprised of bits of dead godmodders/godmodder flesh and thinking of it, the corpses in the walls have little tags with Greek Letters inscribed upon them... Spoils of past triumphs which are so plentiful here. Nyarlathotep rises to greet his allies from a chair he was using to monitor a screen which appears to be recording some readings of a Beta's hand.  You can hear the faint ticking emanate from the well dressed figure. To describe this Mask of Nyarlathotep, he looks ever well dressed, if a bit engaged in business, leaving his coat dangling upon his chair. His tie dangles loose from his neck even though the mechanical neck doesn't feel anything. Must be a force of habit or just attempt to look more normal, he reaches his hand over to greet the lovely guests who have come to help him with his creations. The exposed machinery is a metallic version of sinew and bone which whirs shaking both the hands of Ace and Broken Alicia. OneofSwords: ... So, is this what you actually look like? I don't actually look like anything. My being true being is a soul and I merely manipulate many vessels. OneofSwords: Do you just speak like a new age hippie by being yourself or is just a god thing? Forgive me, I cannot usually explain it without adding mystic influences for the benefit of my dear Cultists. I have lots of "player characters" running about and before you ask another "insightful" idea don't. Instead focus upon the table with the Frankenstein'd being I have created. Simply dubbed a Failure as being comprised of flesh the godmodders failed to protect and godmodders that failed at living. The Failure wasn't pretty, various bits of flesh had been taken from many godmodders making it seem almost patchwork in nature. It appeared to be rather normal besides that, seems human, human bits in the proper place... though it appears to be entirely hairless. It also lacks fat of any kind just revealing muscle and bone which it has great amounts of. It lacks anything in it's abdomen giving it an emaciated look. Its skin seems strained to its limits as well, as if even moving it would break through the skin. OneofSwords: Well, I didn't want to sleep again anyway. Ace , I desire your blood to animate this fine fellow, it would be... convenient. You are, if may be honest, a walking blood bank in this damaged state. You can make yourself useful like this. It shall be a faithful servant to you in your troubles. Ace having no arguments and agreeing to this plan but still annoyed with Nyarly's flippant attitude grips one of his suspenders and pulls back hitting him with the elastic. Nyarlathotep doesn't even react continuing on by talking Broken Alicia next. You, my dear, have plentiful corpses of godmodders, godmodding energy, and the willingness to share them. I ask of you to share your plentiful harvests with me, I always enjoy having another way to create more of these lovely pet projects. Now, let's start the birth of this Failure up, shall we? Nyarly picks up a small blood tranfusion tube with a needle one end with the other feeding into the Failure. He then snags the chair which he was sitting upon and allows Ace to sit upon it. Ace rolls up her sleeve and exposes the prime area to insert the needle and start drawing out the blood. Nyarly gently pierces the skin and begins the process which refines the blood making it even more potent. However this process takes quite a while and is very slow at taking blood out of Ace. After several minutes Ace rather bored and restless starts checking her phone. Blood trickles into the Failure, depleting Ace while slowly bringing the Failure closer to life. About close to 3/4 pint in Ace starts to get lightheaded. One pint is usually what the Red Cross takes. Nyarlathotep watches with the Cyclopean red eye within the porcelain mask as the beginnings of the second pint is siphoned into the Failure. Ace's hand stops holding her phone and goes limp along with Ace. The lax body gives more blood with the aid of a device placed on Ace's chest, it can only take so much from a corpse however. And as Ace dies. The Guardian Failure wakes, tries to say something with its sewn mouth but Nyarly seems pleased. Anything you'd like to add, Broken Alicia? ]The Guardian Failure -5 Godmodder HP -Godmods directed attacks from itself, Ace/Broken Alicia's entites, as well as Ace herself, either blocking or at least reducing the damage -Over time it builds up Godmodding energy (about every two turns) which it grant to its allies by giving them +1 AC and a percentage of retribution damage (5-10%) ,which stack, for attacks that manage to land -Anything granted by the Guardian Failure expires upon death TL:DR Ace sacrfices herself to summon the Guardian Failure which has a low godmodder HP value (being about 5 HP) and godmods, blocking attacks from itself Ace and Co. while building up godmodding energy that slowly gives each of Ace and Co AC and retribution damage Oh and Toast, I expend 12 credit to gain 30% evasion ??? 5/20 (+1 from Jon and Dogman) The Four Pillars of Sanity (Level 7: 3/8) [SAN ARMOUR] The Four Aces && Join Our Cult Today Pamphlet +1 to Dogman, Piono, and Jonnyboy

[Broken] **Divinity Alicia111: I didn't start keeping my corpses around until Beta Plus. I never really did get to chance to, as the godmodders I slew ended up burning and in other ways destroying their corpses.
[Broken] **Dininity Alicia111: I don't have much use for them, so have this.

A coffin appears in Nyarly's hideout, standing up right, whilst Ace is busy dying, to summon the Guardian Failure. You may want to put that with Echidna, or not in case you want to deal with SONG's wrath.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1477775602))

Spoil Trade: I'm keeping claim to the Scythe of Prevention and The Shard since my entity was what killed it. literally anything else I possess is now open to anyone who wants it. Anything that remains unclaimed at the end will be claimed by me until someone else wants it badly enough. I might outright put them up for sale, or maybe I'll just give 'em away, I dunno yet. EDIT: just reread the shard's description, I will not be keeping it. Instead, the only spoil which I will auto claim is the scythe. Everything else goes to charity. But, as stated before, I claim being the one to sweep up any and all spoils that remain unclaimed once the spoil trade has ended. I doubt there will be many, but somebody needs to claim them, and at least other people can use any spoils I have. Thorns of Zeus <^> Awakener = Awakened Thorns of Zeus 3/6 have a chance to chain an attack between multiple enemies. Khione's Nails <^> Awakener = Awakened Khione's Nails 3/6 have a chance to inflict Chilled or Frozen on target. 25/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife 25/25 for Unusually Progressive Wildlife (4 charges in disguise) 2/15 for ice defenses 2/15 for lightning defenses (turns out I forgot to drop these along with everything else last time I splurged on Fortress upgrades, so I'm fixing that) +1 to revan, bomber and toast 5+5+20+20 = 50: charge connector used. 50/2 = 25x2 25/25 expended: Unusually Aggressive Wildlife! First off we have the AG reinforcements! In the distance there is a loud trumpeting sound... And suddenly a large and angry mammoth charges onto the battlefield! As everyone watches this somewhat pedestrian (for us) spectacle, a large and angry squid crawls out of a nearby lake. The hp split is roughly 3/5ths to the Tundra Mammoth and 2/5ths to the Giant Squid The Tundra Mammoth has more attack, as well as a three round charge of "Stampede" which summons a swarm of mini-mammoths that deal heavy damage to three enemy entities. The Giant Squid summons 2 low-health "tentacles" every round. Each tentacle, as well as the squid itself, has low attack. Each tentacle can target a different enemy if so desired. 25/25 expended: Unusually Progressive Wildlife! Suddenly, there is a clamor heard from the OTHER far side of the field. It looks like a great army... wielding pitchforks and... No, wait, it's just protesters. A massive swarm of PETA protesters joins the PG side of the field! Each protester has 1 hit point, but less than one attack per person (will have attack roughly accurate to it's charge level when at full health.) They also can't be healed under any circumstances due to, well, dying instantly. The protesters have a few tricks up their sleeves: namely, two charged specials and a "last stand" ability. Charged specials are: Boycott, a four round charge which inflicts "lockdown" on the designated entity for 3 rounds, preventing them from using charged specials or charging them up. and Media Coverage, a five round charge which summons a bunch more PETA protesters (the more remaining alive, the more which will be summoned) Upon hitting 25% "health" for the first time, the PETA Protesters will unleash Wrath Of The Nature Lovers, which has permanent effect, causing them to summon 100 hit points worth of "Angry Animals" for every 1000 PETA protesters there are in existence every round. Angry animals have double the attack power of the PETA Protesters. Eric looks at Alphys, "Is something wrong?"

As you can see, there is something very wrong. Anyway, Tundra Mammoth, Giant Squid and PETA Protesters summoned!

QUOTE (CobaltShade @ (time=1477781978))

(Crimtane Bar && Master Blood Orb = Crimson Blood Orb) && (Bound Sword && Dagger of Sacrifice && Crimtane Sword = Crimtane Sword of Sacrifice) = Bloodied Crimson Sword (Level 7: 3/8) Microphone && A Ridiculously Large Collection of Rhythm Games && Mining Laser (IndustrialCraft2) = Musical Laser Gun (Level 5: 5/6) Mastery of the Aspects: 16/20 (+1 from Piono) unify.exe: 6/20 +2 to Piono, +1 to Cyan (Spoil Trade: Kanon swipes the highest-level spoil she can get at this point without interrupting a trade.) Kanon concentrates deeply and places her hands to the ground. Those who are near her can hear the faint sounds of tunneling. Suddenly, thousands of miles of wires, closely resembling multi-strand copper cable insulated with peeling rubber, surge from the ground, surrounding the World's Best Roblox Dog. Without saying a word, Kanon directs the wires into the Roblox Dog's fake plastic eyes - meshes in Roblox representing living beings are usually Plastic material - as other wires hold the Roblox Dog in place. As tiny drill bits form from the tips of the decaying wires, hardened with unfathomably strong diamond that seems to appear out of nowhere, the Roblox Dog's eyes are broken, 1x1x0.4-stud plates flying out onto the wires in place of blood and fluids before evaporating. "These wires have been a secret for so long. I almost feel bad for using it for the first time since before my release on that dog." The wires delve deeper into the Roblox Dog, going straight for the Scripts. The plastic canine lets out another scream as its brain-equivalent of Script objects is overwritten with a single electrical pulse to a series of noncharacters and its limbs thrash and spasm for a second at physics-breaking speeds. Due to Robloxian physics, the Roblox Dog's limbs glitch out of the grasp of the wires for a moment, before the wires reconfigure to hold it down with copious amounts of rubber padding. The Roblox Dog, now a dead hunk of jointed plastic, falls to the ground as another clump of wires surges through the Roblox Dog's stomach and another clump pushes itself through its head, both spewing more 1x1x0.4-stud plates from the holes. They turn around, thrashing the Roblox Dog until it is split into tiny parts before retracting into the ground.

That's the Shard, apparently. Well done. The Roblox Dog is burnt down for 21,000 damage, whilst Psi turns back time to fix it.

QUOTE (Tabbune @ (time=1477811893))

(Con, I think you forgot my action.) Fraissa notices that she was greeted by Speed's character (btw, who was it?). Greetings. Would you mind telling me what is happening? (Piono: I didn't even realize your store. I'm keeping the credit for now.) She then throws a grenade at The Teacher. A simple incendiary grenade. After launching the attack, she attempts to launch a grappling hook to a nearby grapple-able object/terrain for a better vantage point. -- Spoil trade: Fraissa will claim anything that's left. (I assume I just continue charging my Rechargeable Laser Blaster) Laser Blaster && Spare Battery = Rechargeable Laser Blaster: 2/2 6/10 (+2 Speed, +1 Piono): Code Fraissa Strafe (3 AC? Damage Retribution?) 3/10: Code Fraissa Reboot (Okay, I'm fine with Ghastly Aura being removed.) -- +1 Speed, +1 Piono, +1 Cobalt

There are a lot of things left. It appears that I missed your action, but it probably wouldn't have caused a major butterfly effect. Speed's character is called the Author and Ace godmods your attack away.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1477812688))

In the background, Verdana finally gets his lazy ass off of that chair he was sitting on and takes a look around. And judging by the look of things, as well as the sudden very immense crushing gravitational pressure affecting the AG side of the battlefield, he'd like that splinter buster back now.

While in my handy updating hell, I cry, scream, facepalm, cry some more, make you realise your Splinter Buster was in a quantum state of there and not there, cry and cry. Welcome back.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1477818840))

Before Jon's cannon fires a cannon, i cram his cannon with an explosive charge. This blocks all the cannons from coming out, moments before the source cannon is exploded. 2/20 9/20 1+ revan 1+ Toast 1+ Piono

You dogmod Jon's attack away, causing it to blow up in his face, dealing 3 damage.

QUOTE (CobaltShade @ (time=1477822363))

(Crimtane Bar && Master Blood Orb = Crimson Blood Orb) && (Bound Sword && Dagger of Sacrifice && Crimtane Sword = Crimtane Sword of Sacrifice) = Bloodied Crimson Sword (Level 7: 4/8) Microphone && A Ridiculously Large Collection of Rhythm Games && Mining Laser (IndustrialCraft2) = Musical Laser Gun (Level 5: 6/6) DONE Mastery of the Aspects: 17/20 unify.exe: 7/20 +2 to Cyan, +1 to Toast. "I guess I'd better prepare myself." Kanon readies the Survivalist, counterattacking anything that attacks her.

You prepare to counter attack.

QUOTE (Sp33d0n @ (time=1477867148))

(no updates yet. That's just a cutscene. Posting my turn now.) I forcibly set my arms in place. I also don't take anything from the Spoils Trade, as I was told I wasn't allowed to have anything on the discord.

You are allowed to have things? I don't see why not.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1477903968))

1/20 Defences for the Weary. 9/20 A Monster. (+1 from battlefury, piono and cobalt) Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg Tar consumes the Radiation Dog, if it's alive.

Tar can not do as you say.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1477905079))

Razihel jumps back up, then facepalms. "I'm awfully sorry, Alicia." Suddenly, a portal to the PAES jail appears below Dark Carnival Kanon, and she falls into it. "DA POPO BE FAST ON YO gorilla!" Dark Carnival Kanon's jail cell detaches from the rest of the jail, and spins around in circles at sonic speed. "Then the game crashed." - Bomber57, probably. The jail cell smashes into a nearby planet, dealing heavy damage to Dark Carnival Kanon. Then, randomly, a terribly-drawn, faceless version of Kanon rips Dark Carnival Kanon's facial features off her face. Meanwhile, Razihel starts talking to the spoil trade guy. "Hey, spoil trade guy. Why are you here, anyway?" Spoil Trade: Razihel takes the Healing Tray. Wand of Aer (Level 5) (2/6) Frigidflash Chestplate (Level 7) (2/8) Startup Repair: 4/20 (+3 Cobalt) :kek:: 1/20

Hugmaster appears to be too triggered by the disc insulting him to do anything but point out that the PAES have anti-teleportation measures. The spoil guy, who seems innately happy that somebody finally notices him, replies.

"Somebody forced me here to go watch the Descendants, as their sick idea of fun. Nothing important, really."

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1477928599))

Thorns of Zeus <^> Awakener = Awakened Thorns of Zeus 4/6 have a chance to chain an attack between multiple enemies. Khione's Nails <^> Awakener = Awakened Khione's Nails 4/6 have a chance to inflict Chilled or Frozen on target. 5/15 for ice defenses 5/15 for lightning defenses +1 to bomber, cobalt and tabbune A sigh is heard in the air of the room, words appear in the air to accompany it. Here we go... Gale, Eric, be ready for a fight, it's time to dissuade a certain... person of her intentions. Eric and Gale prepare to head out... Out over the sands, words appear. It's about time, to be honest I expected something a little less on-the-nose than this, but oh well. I'm surprised you managed to avoid my omniscience, technically limited though it may be. Tell your master I'm not as blind as she/they think. Cladogenesis may be a terrible crime but it is never without it's benefactors.

"The mistress knows, she let the cloak down for a reason, you know?," The thing in the desert almost sings, staring at the words in the sands, glaring, ten eyes watching them. It begins to grow larger, and larger, waiting for people to come, and not just Eric and Gale.

Broken!Alicia wants more.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1477936179))

i promptly heal my self with dancing dogs, pure entrophy, and various other objects.

You heal for 3 HP.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1477938004))

[TURN 1] LIFE: 16/20 (Good Condition?) Action/Spoil Trade: I take the Spider Spawner (Hopefully...). Charges: Video Game... 8/15 +1 from Sp33d0n and Eric Rips. (Factory of HQVGR Upgrade) 8/15 +2 from Eric Charge Storage: None. +1 Eric, Sp33d0n and Dr. T Alchemies: Nah Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee Damage Dealt: 179,000 (+13K for damaging the Shard) Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3

You take it, no questions asked.

Originally posted on 2016-11-01 19:26:00

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[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Regeners regen. The additive AC fades away, and Alicia is reminded to kill players. Psi decides that the Anti-Godmodders deserve to join the World of Dog, and bow down to the lord of it. The Anti-Godmodders all gain 3 stacks of the Mark of Dog, players getting one. Yes, even Battlefury, who suddenly gains 2 HP from it, as well as becoming just the tiniest bit stronger.

The spoil trade will continue for another turn, before the spoil trade guy will do deals of a different nature.

The Tredog barks at the Nightmare Shard for 30,000 damage and 4 stacks of Psi's mark. The Roblox Dog makes the Tredog content and the Nightmare Shard annoyed, subjecting it to more dog, before lunging towards Pricey, dealing 5 damage. The PETA Protesters get first turn mercy or something. Kanon generates a Paradox, landing on 5674, and turns into a cat planet cat and also gains 5 HP, but nobody cares about that part.

The Anti-Godmodders take 6,000 damage, and No-Legs takes a further 40,000 damage, before the Angry Train and Gabriel pounce on the Tredog for 30,000 damage. No-Legs latches to Verdana, nullifying his AC, Barrier Strength, Crit Rate, and preventing him from accessing Dust to Dust's summon / high tier attack mode. Jon is given more HP and AC, whilst Ace isn't PG enough. The Nightmare Shard copies the Terror Enderdragon of the MBOA and 1WAKS, before blasting the Tredog for 40,000 damage via a mixture of Enderfire, and portals to the Nest. The Tundra Mammoth and Giant Squid flatten the Tredog.

The Cultist corrupts a carriage to death, before running off to the PG Broken side, whilst Tar eats the Author, gains a Vile Counter, and then gains another Vile Counter.

The Teacher's whispers start off small, with the Guardian Failure ripping some Godmodding energy from Alicia just as Trial Feedback kicks in, gaining 5 Godmodding Energy whilst Alicia cries out in minor pain, taking 3 damage. The Cultist becomes a Healer against, whilst its healing capability and regeneration increase. It then teaches the Roblox Dog some manners, dealing 40,000 damage, removing its ability to inflict Annoyed and removing two stacks of charge from YASH, at the cost of making it significantly weaker. The Guardian Failure, if you can believe it for a godmodder like, is experiencing Summoning Sickness. It will act next turn, and generally be a pain. The PETA Protesters knock off two carriages of the Angry Train.

Alicia +2s Jon and Verdana, before deciding that the Teacher and Battlefury are unworthy of existing. She takes out two shurikens, before throwing them both at the Teacher and Battlefury, who unsurprisingly, take 100,000 damage. Battlefury dies.

I try to wrap this dop up quickly, and simply point out the massive absence of the Nightmare Shard on the AG side, and its sudden appearance on the Hostile side, with significantly more dog energy inside of it, and the massive presence of a sky serpent and a spider on the PG side. I also mention something about reinforcements and summoning things soon.

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[ITINERARY]
[ALL] SURVIVE
[ALL] Consider focusing down Psi himself, seeing as he can quickly replenish his horde of dogs.
[ALL] Destroy the Teacher.

[AG] Kill and perhaps not get horribly maimed by Alicia.
[AG] Summon.
[THE BATTLEFIELD]
Weather: Dog Residue Rain (100%) (Increases by 10% whilst under 50%, and 5% while over 50%, can not go below 100% intensity. All entities on a side that Psi decides to hate on have an intensity percent chance on getting several stacks of the Mark of Dog.)
Terrain: Dogscape (25%) (Increases Dogscape amount by 5% per turn. Dog entities gain 10% damage and 5% Damage Reduction based on the amount of Dogscaping. Screws around with magic, often corrupting it.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE [6 vs 4]



Armour Inversion: II, Curse of Armour Removal: II.
[AG] battlefury13: 0/24 HP, 50% Sanity, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, hyperdoot: I[b], Psi's Mark of Dog: [b]I[b][b]II[/b][/b]IIIIII.[/b][/b]
Demonic Contract (III & III)
[AG] Pricey12345: 12/20 HP, 70% Sanity, Regeneration (1 HP)[b], Psi's Mark of Dog: [b]I[b][b]II[/b][/b]IIIIII.[/b][/b]
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 10/24 HP, Barrier: 10,000/20,000 HP, 2 AC, Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15% * 2), 30% Critical Chance[b], Psi's Mark of Dog: [b]I[b][b]II[/b][/b]IIIIII.[/b][/b]
[AG] Sp33d0n/The Author: 0/20 HP[b], Psi's Mark of Dog: [b]I[b][b]II[/b][/b]IIIIII.[/b][/b]
[AG] QuantumThingie/Dr. T: 3/20 HP[b], Psi's Mark of Dog: [b]I[b][b]II[/b][/b]IIIIII.[/b][/b]
[AG] Tabbune/Code Fraissa: 12/20 HP[b], Psi's Mark of Dog: [b]I[b][b]II[/b][/b]IIIIII.[/b][/b]

[N] CobaltShade/Kanon: 19/20 HP.
[N] Toast/Noah: 25/25 HP, 248,250 Research, 1 AC, 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP)
5% Integral Armour, Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed. Hex Circles (x40)
[N] Bomber57/Irongutta: 20/20 HP, 2 AC (+1 from the Awakened Obsidian Helmet and Chestplate), Deflect (15%).

[PG] Jondanger23: 4 + 5/20 HP, 2 AC.
[PG-α] [Broken] Revan/Nyarlohotep + Ace: 0/23 HP, 50% INTEGRITY, 50% Sanity
Evasive (10%), 7 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 15% Integral Armour, 50% Retribution Damage
10 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18), Barrier: 10,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: IIIII, Shatterpoint: [b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]
[PG] engie/Verdana: 10/25 HP, 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED. Latched on by No-Legs.
Dust To Dust: II > II.

[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." <0>, (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] The Ribbon: "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster')
[A] The Virus: "I wonder what happens next.", Corrupts parts of the Battlefield, (Alicia).
[A] The Spire: "I DESIRE BLOOD. GIVE IT TO ME, ROBOT.", Deals moderate damage, and Incarcerates an opponent for three turns, (Psi).
[A] Spectre of the Earth: Massively Damaged, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Starstruck, Ultra Wurtz'd, and a random, high intensity, DoT effect (Battlefury).

[H] Tredog: 0/100,000 HP, Drowsy, Inflicts the Envoy's Mark, Rising Ground: I[b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b], Content I[b][b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b], hyperdoot: [b]I.[/b]
[H] The World's Best Roblox Dog: 49,000/110,000 HP, Grants Content, Yet Another Stupid Hivemind: [b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b].
[H] Nightmare Shard: 200,000/200,000 HP, Double Action, Copying: [One Winged Angel Kirby Soul, Terror Enderdragon].
Shard Specials: Trigger: [b][b]I[/b]II[/b], Mass Broadcast: [b][b]I[/b]IIII[/b], The Dogton Effect: IIIII.
Copied Specials: [Hypernova: II.]
[H] [catcatcatcatcat] Cat: 20/20 HP Generates Paradoxes, The Bard: [b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b].
[/b]

[AG] Gabriel: 14,000/60,000 HP, 150% Retribution Damage to Players, Blossom Forth: IIII, Psi's Mark of Dog: [b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]IIIIII.[/b]
[AG] No-Legs: 64,000/110,000 HP, Uses an entity as a meatshield, heavily debuffing them but heavily buffing everything else on their team, Latched to Verdana, The XBONIC Plague: IIIIIIII, Psi's Mark of Dog: [b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]IIIIII.[/b]
[AG] Angry Train: Core: 44,000/50,000 HP, Carriages: 10,000/10,000 HP, Armour-Pierces, Kill Counter: 1, Unload: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Fear and Loathing: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Psi's Mark of Dog: [b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]IIIIII.[/b]
[AG] Tundra Mammoth: 74,000/80,000 HP, Stampede: III, Psi's Mark of Dog: [b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]IIIIII.[/b]
[AG] Giant Squid: 44,000/50,000 HP, Tentacles: 5,000/5,000 HP (x2), Psi's Mark of Dog: [b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]IIIIII.[/b]

[N] Tar: 100,000/100,000 HP, Resummons copies of dead enemies, ???, Vile Counters: 2, Vile Author: 1,500/1,500 HP.

Blossom Forth: I[b]II.[/b]
[PG] [Broken] The Teacher: 185,000/300,000 HP. All Entities Allied with Ace Receive Random Buffs, All Entities Attacked by the Teacher Receive a Debuff Every Turn.
Afflicted: None. Lesson: 1. Lecture: [b]III, Everchanging Methods: II > III, hyperdoot: II.[/b]
[PG] [Broken] The Guardian Failure: 5/5 HP, Guarding the Broken Pro-Godmodders, Godmodding Energy: 5, Refill: [b]I.[/b]
[PG] [Broken] The Cultist of Shubb-Niggorath: 75,000/75,000 HP, Healer, Regeneration (15,000 HP), Mother's Milk: II[b]II[/b].
[PG] PETA Protestors: 1/1 HP (x110,000), Boycott: II, Media Coverage: III, Wrath of the Nature Lovers [Unlocked at 27,500 Remaining.]
[PG] Serris: 150,000/150,000 HP, Health Based Evasion (0%), Speed Booster: II.
[PG] Yakuza: 150,000/150,000 HP, Colony Drop: III.
Infestation: IIII.

[GM] Alicia111: 33/50 HP, Down to Size: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Worldshifter: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b].
[Ψ] (Shade of) The Psi-Dogmodder: 10/20 HP, 2 Actions, Chaos Control: [b][b]I[/b]IIII[/b]

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The Distorted Forest:
Weather
Terrain: The Distorted Forest (Inflicts light sanity damage to anything that takes damage, enhances sanity damage in general.)

[PG] [Broken] Echidna: ???,???/???,??? HP.

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The Fortress
[N] pionoplayer/Eric + SONG: 24/25 HP, 80% INTEGRITY, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40% + 5%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Wind, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b]
Sight (Armour-Piercing): IN[b]ACTIVE.[/b], Strength (Permanent Mini-Criticals):[b][b][b]INACTIVE.[/b][/b][/b],Presence (Common Status Immunity): [b][b][b]INACTIVE.[/b][/b][/b]

[N] demonologist/Gale: 14/25 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour.



Originally posted on 2016-11-01 19:27:00

respan in the distort forest
1+ piono
1+ toast
1+ revan

Originally posted on 2016-11-01 21:23:00

Ace respawns, reborn in a flurry of Godmodding Energy, Code, and Cards.

OneofSwords: Huh, that way of dying wasn't so bad.
OneofSwords: Yo Cultist, could you heal the Teacher?

OneofSwords: Sorry 'bout that uh...

She looks helplessly at Code Fraissa fumbling for a name.

OneofSwords: ... Cyborg Whateveryourname/identificationis, it's considered a but I'd really like you to not attack that guy.
OneofSwords: I can help you catch up on what's been going down from what I've read if that can make it up to you.
OneofSwords: And if not maybe I could reprogram your implants or something.

OneofSwords: Anyway
OneofSwords: So there's this Godmodder (reality warpers who are pretty powerful like me, and usually stupid which Alicia [I'll talk about her soon] usually averts unlike me.) named Alicia (told you so) who is decided to takeover this server because "Fuck everyone, I need to prove that I'm not useless, sad of shit."
OneofSwords: So Descendants (reality warping dickheads like you and I who are supported by some force called the Narrative, seems like a total jackass if he thinks that anyone can take that name seriously) then came outta nowhere and wanted to beat the crap outta her because apperantly Godmodders deserve to die for merely existing and taking over shitty Minecraft servers.
OneofSwords: They then did battle costing waaaaay to many casualties summoning various entities to beat the everloving shit out of each other.
OneofSwords: It's actually pretty awesome if most of this wasn't actually happening.
OneofSwords: Which still confuses me.
OneofSwords: I'm working with a version of Alicia from another timeline which everyone has Broken counterparts...

OneofSwords: Wait... Do I have a Broken Me?

+1 to Dogman, Piono, and Jonnyboy

Originally posted on 2016-11-01 23:11:00

Thorns of Zeus <^> Awakener = Awakened Thorns of Zeus 5/6 have a chance to chain an attack between multiple enemies.
Khione's Nails <^> Awakener = Awakened Khione's Nails 5/6 have a chance to inflict Chilled or Frozen on target.
8/15 for ice defenses
8/15 for lightning defenses
+1 to bfury, pricey and revan

Eric and Gale leave the Fortress. Figures can be seen up on the walls of the Fortress, it seems that should the fight bad enough, there will be artillery support. (Not gonna have it apply straight attack damage. If I start artillery barraging the fight with Echidna, I'll have something screwy/cool with the stats)
Words appear in the air as the two walk away from the outermost streets of the thriving city across the burning desert sands: So you want a fight? Looks like you're getting obliged.

Before any attacks are thrown, SONG starts applying Sanity protection to Eric and Gale.



Originally posted on 2016-11-01 23:57:00

I smack the cat with a bulldozer before going over to the Distorted Forest.

Wall: 19/20 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Revan)

+1 to Revan, +1 to Engie, +1 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-11-02 22:21:00

Fraissa tumbles after her attack is godmodded away. That felt weird. She then shoots her grappling hook to a nearby ledge and does a trickshot with a sniper rifle.

8/10: Code Fraissa Strafe (+1 Piono)

4/10: Code Fraissa Reboot

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Laser Cannon && Spare Battery: Done!(?)

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+3 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-11-03 08:09:00

2/20 Defences for the Weary.
12/20 A Monster. (+2 from battlefury)

+1 piono, battlefury and jon

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

Noah heads over to the Distorted Forest. Before he does, though, an announcement plays from an unknown location. A woman's voice is heard, robotic in tone:

Due to the recent advancements in cybernetic technologies, please remember to keep hands, tentacles and other appendages below the shoulder. Failure to follow these guidelines will induce immediate and total annihiliation. Thank you. Now: any questions?

Psi suddenly notices his hand leap into the air- as if it was suddenly possessed by Hermoine Granger and this attack was a pop quiz.

In addition, Ace gains 20% dodge. I lose 100'000 research, and Ace loses 12 Store Credit.



Originally posted on 2016-11-03 09:56:00

Razihel kood-aid mans (misspeling intentional) into the Distorted Forest and grabs a Betty Crocker cake, and ham. He then shoves the ham into the cake, creating the legendary HAMCAKE. Razihel then eats the hamcake.

"You used to dislike Betty Crocker cake, but that's from when you haven't tried it with HAM."

Wand of Aer (Level 5) (3/6)
Frigidflash Chestplate (Level 7) (3/8)

Startup Repair: 5/20
:kek:: 2/20

Originally posted on 2016-11-03 11:22:00

[TURN 1]

LIFE: 12/20 (Average Condition?)

Action: I move to the Distorted Forest.

Charges:

Video Game... 9/15

Rips. (Factory of HQVGR Upgrade) 9/15

Charge Storage: +1 from Eric.

+1 Eric, Sp33d0n and Dr. T

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

SPOIL: Spider Spawner 3/3

Damage Dealt: 179,000
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3

Originally posted on 2016-11-03 18:47:00

3/20 Defences for the Weary.
13/20 A Monster.

+1 piono, pricey and cyan

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

I give Noah the nickname Nomad unceremoniously, as it fits his theme. I also proceed to call him by that from now on. Nomad slashes through time and space with the Cursed, removing the Nightmare Shard from existence. If he can't do that from Distorted Forest, he'll instead go there after using the Cursed.

Tar will add Gabriel to it's corpse collection. The Vile Author will attack the PETA protesters.



Originally posted on 2016-11-03 19:18:00

Attention all Descendants: Since Broken!Alicia has decided that she wants to play hard-to-get I'm offering prizes (starting with store credit, further settlements can be reached with me if so desired) for anyone who helps me wipe out anything of hers that shows up.

Thorns of Zeus <^> Awakener = Awakened Thorns of Zeus 6/6 have a chance to chain an attack between multiple enemies.
Khione's Nails <^> Awakener = Awakened Khione's Nails 6/6 have a chance to inflict Chilled or Frozen on target.
13/15 for ice defenses
12/15 for lightning defenses
+1 to tabbune, toast and jon

SONG continues buffing the Sanity protection, order on Eric and Gale are to be ready, we don't know what to expect with Echidna just yet.



Originally posted on 2016-11-03 19:24:00

Counteroffer: Prevent the usual Piono ruins Everything and I shall bear gifts most fun.
/null

Originally posted on 2016-11-04 01:21:00

(Crimtane Bar && Master Blood Orb = Crimson Blood Orb) && (Bound Sword && Dagger of Sacrifice && Crimtane Sword = Crimtane Sword of Sacrifice) = Bloodied Crimson Sword (Level 7: 5/8)
Wand of Create Monster && Scroll of Taming = Wand of Summon Familiars (Level ?: 1/?)
Mastery of the Aspects: 20/20 (+1 from Piono, +1 from Tabbune) USING...
unify.exe: 7/20

+2 to Tabbune, +1 to Toast.

Kanon uses a 20-charge to give herself a leveling system.

Every 1000 entity damage dealt is 1 EXP.

EXP can be used to research and use Melody Strings, which are latent power in the form of a series of consecutive notes that one can embed in songs and use to augment an attack.

EXP can also be used to upgrade one's abilities.

Leveling system here


Originally posted on 2016-11-04 08:49:00

Verdana glances around the battlefield for a few more seconds, then glances down and notices Nolegs. His expression distorts into one of irritation as he responds by reaching down, grabbing Nolegs by the head, and yanking hard...

Nolegs promptly receives a more apt rename to Nohead. After all, he doesn't have his head anymore. Verdana has it. And Verdana decides that the head would make for a nice hat, proceeding to slam down a desktop (complete with desk) and quickly head to the Steam community market. He briefly seems annoyed at having to pay money on something to be allowed to use the feature, quickly nabbing something cheap from the TF2 shop, then heading back to the community market and cracking his knuckles, before listing Nolegs's Head on the market at a pretty decent price, roughly the same as a Max's Severed Head would go for. Almost immediately on setting the item on the market, somebody purchases it, and Nolegs's head disappears from the PAS battlefield.

Verdana promptly gets hit on the head by about $45 in American currency. He pauses, smirks, and proceeds to delve back into the market to pick himself out a nice treat of a weapon, searching around for quite some time, before finding something he quite fancies... Or, rather, several things...

He then pulls out a Rocket Jumper, blast-jumps into the air, takes aim, and annihilates the rest of Nolegs's/Nohead's body under a dual barrage of an entire 8-rocket clip of Air Strike crit rockets, one salvo for each rocket launcher. As he glides down to the ground, he screws the TF2 rules by clip-reloading the Air Strikes, unloading more crocket salvos as he drifts down to the ground, burning through the entire supply in 3 salvos, then swaps out to a pair of Market Gardeners. Once he falls close enough to Nolegs/Nohead, he proceeds to disable his own gravity, then spin around like a buzzsaw, smacking the utter stuffing out of the body of the cat from one end of the battlefield to the other, up along a nearby mountain, down the mountain, halfway across a river, the entire length of the Nile, and somehow ends up in the Distorted Forest.

He fits right in. Nolegs/Nohead doesn't. This can only lead to one obvious conclusion.


Charges

The First Few: 4/4 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Jon)

A small gaggle of undead humanoids promptly appears on the battlefield. They don't seem to be all that impressive... but there is a fair few of them, to be honest. Fat males, fat females, regular males. Nothing too much to start with. Nice and basic. Although, there is definitely more to come... eventually

Basic Zombies: 3200/3200 (x4), 2900/2900 (x4), 2800/2800 (x2)

+3 to Jon

Originally posted on 2016-11-04 09:54:00

Razihel continuously spams splash Healing II potions on himself.

Wand of Aer (Level 5) (4/6)
Frigidflash Chestplate (Level 7) (4/8)

Startup Repair: 6/20
:kek:: 4/20 (+1 Toast)

+1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

Originally posted on 2016-11-04 15:19:00

* Dr.T orders RoboMandela to attack.
[b]Dr.T: Get 'em!
* Robomandela throws his [TUTU OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION], it spins frenzied into the air cutting anything in its path it finally hits its target, Alicia.[/b]
Dr.T: TAAKE THIS!!!

* Charge: 2/7 for ???

Originally posted on 2016-11-04 17:36:00

A Minecraftian appears with a rainbow shirt, blonde hair, and jean shorts. She seems rather angry.

Ok, this is complete gorilla! I nearly die ending the Shatter with my other personality body, and now I have to fight a GODMODDER!
Geez, people, just because I can kill a god-like personality does not mean I don't need rest.

Well, as they say, "make the best out of it." I guess I'll just do it.

The plays looks over at the Neutrals.

Sweet, shenanigan lovers! I'll join them.

Maddison Dela is now a Neutral [N].

Soda && Soda && Soda && Soda && Soda && Soda = Soda Bomb (Harmful Version!) 1/???

Raincoat && Rainbow Hoodie = Stain-Proof Rainbow Hoodie 1/???

Maddison attacks Serris using the ability "What's that?"

Originally posted on 2016-11-05 05:12:00

(Crimtane Bar && Master Blood Orb = Crimson Blood Orb) && (Bound Sword && Dagger of Sacrifice && Crimtane Sword = Crimtane Sword of Sacrifice) = Bloodied Crimson Sword (Level 7: 6/8)
Wand of Create Monster && Scroll of Taming = Wand of Summon Familiars (Level ?: 2/?)
foliage.exe: 2/20 (+1 from Cyanogynist)
unify.exe: 8/20

+3 to Toast.

Kanon moves over to the Distorted Forest.

Originally posted on 2016-11-05 10:33:00