Cyan has spent 10 store credit purchasing a two-charge use of the connector. This transaction has been logged both in my storefront and the connector's cooldowns.

Thorns of Zeus <^> Awakener = Awakened Thorns of Zeus 2/6 have a chance to chain an attack between multiple enemies.
Khione's Nails <^> Awakener = Awakened Khione's Nails 2/6 have a chance to inflict Chilled or Frozen on target.
^on hold
2/2 and 2/2 for duplicating the two pieces of obisidian armor for Tabbune.
Tabbune receives both the obisidian chestplate and obsidian helmet, raising their defense to 2.
23/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
23/25 for Unusually Progressive Wildlife
(4 charges standing on each other's shoulders under an overcoat to get into an R rated movie)
+1 to cyan, cobalt and bfury

No action as there's nobody currently in need of face stomping.



Originally posted on 2016-10-28 16:00:00

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1477535869))

Before bad bits of ETOB happen: OneofSwords: Oh, Hey, Broken Alicia... And you brought a friend. Hi there... Giant Rockman Teacher. OneofSwords: Can you teach me how to godmod attacks people throw at me and Cultist guy? I'm pretty sure that would be highly useful. Nyarlathotep moves ever slightly up from a ornate lawn chair and waves at the Teacher to greet the only person here who properly enjoys despair. He then continues watching the chaos. After the bad bits of the ETOB Ace feels herself become less real, less existent. She thinks for a moment trying to remember things. Things that made her whole. She tries to remember her full name. She gets lost on the middle bit. She tries to remember where she went to school. She can only remember going to college. She tries to remember were her favorite restaurant is. Nothing. She remembers when she was just going to stay at home and play some video games. She giggles to herself. They become mixed with sobs. Ace stops giggling, it wasn't really all that funny. She tries to think of her family or any of her friends. Complete blank. She starts to understand what needs to be done. She needs a hard reboot, a respawn... Her sobs dry up and she's going to do it with style. Ace begins to crit/hypercrit, this needs to be amazing. ??? 11/20 ??? 1/20 The Four-One (Level 4: 3/5) The Four Aces && How to Mantian Your Sanity for Dummies= (Some sort of SAN armor) +1 to Piono, Dogman, and Jontron

Your next attack will crit. You suffer an existential crisis, despite the fact that godmodding can likely protect you.
[Broken] **Divinity Alicia111: I'm not entirely sure that this works like it's supposed to with descendants, but you should feel attacks coming. Take a look at them, not just see, but feel why those attacks are wrong, and why they can't work, and take them apart, rip them apart at the seams. You can't take apart every attack, of course, but the higher rank that you get, the easier it is to feel, and tear attacks apart.

QUOTE (Tabbune @ (time=1477556673))

Area scan failed. Initiate Protocol: Giant Hunter. She looks at the largest enemy nearby, The Shard. Her laser cannon-mounted robotic appendages sprout from her back and start shooting at the Shard. Requesting help in assessing the situation. -- 2/10: Code Fraissa Strafe (Let's get this out quicker. I also want to save the epicness of 20 for something bigger in her arsenal. Please tell me how you'd nerf it, Con.) 2/10: Code Fraissa Reboot: Stats: Low HP. High attack. Last Act: After it is used, it is stored until Fraissa takes lethal damage. When she does, she instead activates this modification. Fraissa will die with the modification is destroyed quickly (3 turns) Phantom Machine: Once per turn, she gains a stack of Phantom. When she would take damage, she loses a Phantom stack and prevents that damage instead. Whenever something dies, she gains 1 stack. Ghastly Aura: Deals {a very small amount of} damage to all enemies every turn. -- +3 to Pionoplayer -- Let's try alchemizing: Laser Blaster && Spare Battery = who tf knows? (Is this good?)

Laser Blaster && Spare Battery = Rechargable Blaster (Level 1: 1/2)
I certainly do. Usually.

Code Fraissa Strafe: An augmentation for Fraissa's machinework. Stats: 25 Durability. Enemies may choose to attack this for 1 durability instead of Fraissa.

Damage Boost: Fraissa gains a +15000 damage boost for her attack this turn. May be used multiple times a turn, but she gains 3000 less bonus damage amd consumes 1 durability per extra usage.

Strafe: Fraissa and the modification cannot take damage for the turn. She also deals half her standard attack damage to up to two enemies and all enemies that attempts to attack her. Costs 3 Durability.

Repair: Fraissa skips her action and repairs the modification for 1 durability.

Target Lock: Fraissa scans a target. Her next attack against the target deals double damage. Costs 2 Durability.

For the the nerfs, first off, that Durability is getting knocked down to about 12 due to the charge amount being reduced. Likewise, damage boost is being given a cap of 1 use per turn, and the damage boost will likely be nerfed to around 8,000. Strafe's invulnerability is getting removed and replaced with a 3 AC increase with about 10% Damage Retribution. Repair is okay, and Target Lock is also okay.

On the Reboot side, Ghastly Aura is getting removed for GM sanity, I assume Last Act is using the Reboot as a backup HP bar, and Phantom Machine is being capped to 2.

QUOTE (Sp33d0n @ (time=1477562746))

I listen intently to Alicia. "Oh, yeah. I'm well aware. My Objection was intended to deal damage. I also misread the thing and forgot it was the Shard, rather than the Crystal. Fortunately... this should be a decent reparation." Despite my Alicia prempting my attack, I go thorugh with it anyway. I grab Alicia, and suplex her into Kit. I fully expect her to teleport away before it hits, so I also prepare an Elbow Smash if she does. After damaging the Shard, I greet Fraissa. "Hi. Welcome to the Madhouse. Thanks for the assistance against... um. Everyone." Special Attacks: Reparation of the Narrative: 6/20 Force of the Rebellion: 9/20 +3 from Tabbune, +1 from Pricey. Alchemies: Truths, Mysteries and Lies Hidden, Remembered, and Weaponised: (((Ink && Blood = Violant Ink) && Vial of Master's Blood= Revoloutionary Violant Ink)&& Author's Pen=Quill of Legendary Remembrance) && ((((Searing Enigma&&Notebook=Notebook of Truths&&Impossible Theorem= Notebook of Truths and Mysteries&& Rumormaster's Network=Notebook of Truth, Mysteries and Lies)&&Light of Gant= Notebook of Hidden Truths, Mysteries and Lies) Turn 1/8 +2 to Tabbune, +1 to Pricey

Alicia, as stated last dop, preemptively breaks your arm. She then breaks your other arm. It is hard to suplex with broken

QUOTE (CobaltShade @ (time=1477567670))

(Crimtane Bar && Master Blood Orb = Crimson Blood Orb) && (Bound Sword && Dagger of Sacrifice && Crimtane Sword = Crimtane Sword of Sacrifice) = Bloodied Crimson Sword (Level 7: 1/7) Microphone && A Ridiculously Large Collection of Rhythm Games && Mining Laser (IndustrialCraft2) = Musical Laser Gun (Level 5: 3/6) Mastery of the Aspects: 11/20 (+1 from Cyan) An Entity unify.exe: 5/20 +3 to Piono. "Gah, what the $null?!" Kanon's severed arm exposes several wires, leading into her body. Luckily, being what is basically the humanoid form of a voicebank, she can regenerate parts of her body as wireframe. Her arm promptly regenerates as a wireframe (meaning no HP healing), and she picks up her old arm and stores it in storage. Kanon then decides to go for the ultimate in deadly attacks. She summons a shell of Nova Cataclysms and IC2 Nukes around Kit, the Scryer. She then summons a shell of Bedrockium Reinforced Obsidian Stone around the shell of explosives, a material that literally cannot be destroyed by any explosion that can actually exist yet can be mined if you hammer away at it for 10 minutes. She then puts a repeater up to the shell and connects a lever to it. The Obsidian Stone protective barrier visibly shakes, but holds. Kit is not only blown up, but trapped inside the Bedrockium Reinforced Obsidian Stone.

Kit takes 18,000 damage, before breaking out.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1477576681))

Awakened Dog Essence && Chaos Scale Shards = 1/?? ????? Awakened Dog Essence && Ones and Zeroes = 1/?? ????? Goddamnit. I hyperdoot myself, Tredog, and the Teacher. Inventory: Awakened Dog Essence: Pure dog energy, with more power per piece of it, and better uses in crafting. [2] Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Ones and Zeroes: An energy of pure nightmare, mixed in with what appears to be shards of the Employer. [7] Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing. 14/20 3+ from Speed 7/20 1+ revan 2+ piono

You use the Incarnate of Hyperdeath!

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1477583760))

Welcome Tabbune! As you have probably guessed from the existence of the shop, and the fact that you're already +3ing me, I have a variety of services for sale. +1s are complementary to all customers I can hand them out to and don't use up store credit. Basically anything I can reasonably provide you with can and will be provided given there is sufficient stored credit under your name. That actually includes some things that aren't listed, but enough idle banter. Welcome to the battlefield and good luck Thorns of Zeus <^> Awakener = Awakened Thorns of Zeus 2/6 have a chance to chain an attack between multiple enemies. Khione's Nails <^> Awakener = Awakened Khione's Nails 2/6 have a chance to inflict Chilled or Frozen on target. ^on hold 1/2 and 1/2 for duplicating the two pieces of obisidian armor for Tabbune. 18/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife 18/25 for Unusually Progressive Wildlife (4 charges, not 2) +1 to tabbune, cobalt and pricey Eric looks at the screen in Alphys's Lab, watching the ongoing battle. "That's... very unpleasant looking. I almost want to try and take down some of those monstrosities from the alternate timeline before we have to fight them here." The words appear in the air: Don't trouble yourselves. That think would smash itself on our defenses if it even got close. "That still doesn't assuage my worries for those outside the walls."

Alphys doesn't have much to say, but focuses on something quite a distance from the Fortress.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1477597503))

I dump the radiation dog into a pool of water. The Recon Robot uses Brain Scan on Tredog. dammit Great Wall of Walls: 13/20 (+2 from Revan, +1 from Piono, +1 from Alicia) +2 to Revan, +1 to Piono.

The Radiation Dog irradiates the pool of Water, and takes 6,000 damage.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1477621584))

14x2 EXPENDED! -10 Store Credit! Player 1, Step Up + Player 2, Step Up: Razihel types something in the chat. "/arcadegame1." A pink inverted triangle burns itself into the ground. Suddenly, a voice booms in the battlefield. "PLAYER 1, STEP UP." A blue glowing platform appears below Razihel, carrying him into the sky. Orange energies spiral out of Razihel and the platform as he rises. "PLAYER 2, STEP UP." A red glowing platform appears below Kit The Scryer, carrying her up into the sky. The platform crackles with orange energy. Gravebot is online. It's time for Tennis for Two. Razihel speaks up. "You know the rules. You've probably seen it in the Second TVTropes Godmodding War, or from when Probect Pinary goes online. Once Gravebot says 3, we type !ping in chat. The fastest !ping gets the point." "!ping before Gravebot says 3, and you get disqualified. Best of 7. Loser gets sucked into the Happy Cube, and takes loads of damage from insanity." "Forfeit, and you take damage from dark magics." "Just so you know, this is streamed to pretty much every gaming streaming website, just like the TVT2 Godmodding War TFT session." [ROUND 1, START] [TENNIS IS FUN] [THIS IS A SIMPLE ROUND] [ONE] [ZERO] [NEGATIVE ONE] [NEGATIVE TWO] [NEGATIVE THREE] KitTheScryer: !ping A certain dead bot responds. Gravebot: Pong! 0.3333333 seconds. [SORRY, THAT WASN'T THREE. KIT IS DISQUALIFIED. 1-0.] A table materializes near Kit, then she flips it over with rage. notModpack: K E K fluoroantimonicacidfan: :upkek: :downkek: :topkek: :lowkek: :strangekek: :charmkek: Audio Splittio: zimbabwe'd by the negative three mabel: tennis is way too intense KitTheScryer: No way! Negative three technically has three in it! HugmasterRazihel: #BLAMETHEGAME octothorpe: not this gorilla again [NICE JOB, PLAYER 1, OR SHOULD WE SAY, HUGMASTER.] Razihel and Kit ready in !ping. [ROUND 2, START.] [ROBLOX] [IT'S] [THE] [NUTSHACK] [IT'S THE NUTSHACK] [IT'S] [THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE] KitTheScryer: !ping Razihel wonders if it had said "free" or "three." But not fast enough. [RAZIHEL IS DISQUALIFIED. KIT WINS. 1-1] Razihel is promptly flooded by free models from Roblox. sonichu: you're too slow infiniteAbstraction: You already know what I'm gonna say. HugmasterRazihel: Blame the game? TwinBuilder: yesy [HALF-LIFE 3 IS AN OLD MEME.] [ROUND 3, START.] [ONE] [TWO] [TWO EPISODE ONE] [TWO EPISODE TWO] [OPPOSING FORCE] [DEATHMATCH] [ORANGE] [BLUE] [DEFUSE] [THREE] HugmasterRazihel: !ping KitTheScryer: !ping Gravebot: Pong! 0.000001 seconds. (KitTheScryer) Pong! 0.696969 seconds. (HugmasterRazihel) [KIT WINS. 1-2.] Razihel gets mauled by Combine. SUPERAWESOME: blam the gaame! triplequestionmarks: half life 3 confirmed!!! infiniteAbstraction: #BlameTheGame [GIT GUD, HUGMASTER. YOU KNOW HOW THIS GAME WORKS.] [ROUND 4, START.] [TRIPLE SIX] [FIVE] [FORKED TONGUE] [SUBATOMIC PENETRATION] [RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL] [HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYING TO LOSE CONTROL] [SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE] [RAGING THROUGH MY BONES] [THREE] HugmasterRazihel: !ping KitTheScryer: !ping Gravebot: Pong! 0.TAKYON seconds. Pong! TAKYON.0 seconds. [THE POWER OF HIGH QUALITY RIPS. RAZIHEL WINS. 2-2.] [DON'T WORRY, RAZIHEL. WE WON'T DO TO YOU WHAT WE DID TO KATHRYN. BECAUSE IT SEEMS IT HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE. Audio Splittio: spoopy [ROUND 5. DEMOLISH THIS FOOL!] [EMERALD] [IRON] [GOLD] [LAPIS] [REDSTONE] [NETHER QUARTZ] [STEW] [MEATBALL] [ENDER PEARL] [MUSIC DISC] [INFINITY] [AVARITIA] [THREE] HugmasterRazihel: !ping KitTheScryer: !ping Gravebot: Pong! 0.420 seconds. Pong! Infinity seconds. [RAZIHEL WINS. 3-2.] A Compressed Chroma Cataclysm appears next to Kit, then blows up in her face. KitTheScryer: This game cheats! CosmicLAER: You know what they say. PitTheAngel: LAER IS HERE triplequestionmarks: INTERNET POWER KICKING IN DTG BEING DESTROYED CANCER SPREADING #BLAMETHEGAME [GOOD JOB, RAZIHEL. ROUND 6.] [FLAME] [MOUNTAIN] [OCEAN] [WHIRLWIND] [LIGHTNING] [IMPOSSIBLE TRIANGLE] [THAUMATURGY] [THREE] HugmasterRazihel: !ping KitTheScryer: !ping Gravebot: Pong! 0.6 seconds. Pong! 0.7 seconds. [R A Z I H E L W I N S] [4-2] Kit's laptop gets overcharged with essentia, and turns into a Flux explosion. Right in her face. Then she gets carried off into a hypercube, glowing with unearthly energies. Around 1938373742 MLG memes armed with Mining Lasers set to Scatter slowly show themselves in the hypercube. "I've got two words for you. Master Spark." The Mining Lasers fire, creating a field of pure laser around Kit the Scryer, slowly closing onto her until she gets fried. Razihel flies into the hypercube, grappling her, then throwing her into a conveniently-placed metallic tree, which knocks her into a portal into Oblivion. Which is where she gets repeatedly blasted by Oblivion energies, forced to play a modded copy of TES Oblivion, where she is spawnkilled by infinite Cliff Racers, debuffed with the Oblivion effect by multiple shadow Bills, and finally repeatedly mauled by the ghost of the Oblivion boss from Terraria. Oh, and she drowns in liquid Draconium, infused with Oblivion energies. If I have to type in "oblivion" one more time, I will rage. The hypercube gets filled with the bane of worms. Holy Hand Grenades, which detonate at the count of [THREE.] This gives Kit war flashbacks, which materialize inside the cube to kill her. Then the Holy Hand Grenades explode, emitting their signature sound. But it wasn't their signature sound. It was EAS Tones, created by Dr. AT88TV, capable of destroying Supreme AIs. A speaker array appears in the hypercube, repeating the dreaded tones. RIP headphones users. In this case, Kit is the headphones users. This grammatical error spawns Grammar Hitler and Spelling Stalin, which try to go after Razihel, but he is nowhere to be seen. So they go after Kit. Razihel pops up, and teleports Kit, Grammar Hitler, and Spelling Stalin to a children's chat site, killing the three from sheer bad grammar. Since Kit's Nightmare Fuel debuff involves numbers, Mathematical Mao appears and lands a one-inch death punch on her. He then explodes in Kit's face. Razihel collapses from the sheer creativity of the attack. A rock lands on Kit, crushing her. And then she gets teleported back to her house. I then decide to pitch into the attack. Her house is shoved inside an Implosion Compressor loaded with 292923832747 Industrial TNT. It goes off, and Kit is turned into a pile of ashes. Kek. Razihel is sued for all his mony. Top kek. Bag of Winds && (Aetherwood && Greatwood Wand Core) && 2x (Sunplate Brick && Gold Wand Cap) = Wand of Aer (Level ?) (1/?) Infused Aqua Gem (Oval Cut) && Molotov Cocktail || (Flashbang Suit && Thaumium Chestplate) = Frigidflash Chestplate (Level 7) (2/8) Player 1, Step Up!: 14/14 (Done!) Player 2, Step Up!: 14/14 (Done!) +1 to CobaltShade, +2 to Piono.

Bag of Winds && (Aetherwood && Greatwood Wand Core) && 2x (Sunplate Brick && Gold Wand Cap) = Wand of Aer (Level 5: 1/6)

Okay, that's just heresy. Things like the discs the deathgames like these run one, at least the ones distorted by the Cube, are lower class than things like me. Yes, I am going to play the noun game here, because I am a nice person. Anyway, I demand that this disc be broken for heresy.

Razihel's Tennis for Two disc explodes in Kit's face, before Kit takes damage from the attack, dealing 70,000 damage. You then take a bunch of my and a few other's attacks and sew them together, before applying them to Kit's face for 15,000 damage. Alicia points out that spaceworm fragments don't take to typing easily, don't think like humans anyway, and as such Kit could not have typed that. I also point out that I was planning to reuse some of those characters. Expect an angry horde on your doorstep soon.

You get the feeling that something bad's about to happen to you.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1477626998))

??? 11/20 ??? 1/20 The Four-One (Level 4: 3/5) The Four Aces && How to Mantian Your Sanity for Dummies= (Some sort of SAN armor) +1 to Piono, Dogman, and Jontron

The Four Aces && How to Mantian Your Sanity for Dummies == The Four Pillars of Sanity (Level 7: 1/8) [SAN ARMOUR]

QUOTE (CobaltShade @ (time=1477659878))

(Crimtane Bar && Master Blood Orb = Crimson Blood Orb) && (Bound Sword && Dagger of Sacrifice && Crimtane Sword = Crimtane Sword of Sacrifice) = Bloodied Crimson Sword (Level 7: 2/8) Microphone && A Ridiculously Large Collection of Rhythm Games && Mining Laser (IndustrialCraft2) = Musical Laser Gun (Level 5: 4/6) Mastery of the Aspects: 14/20 (+1 from Cyan, +1 from Piono) unify.exe: 5/20 +2 to Piono, +1 to Cyan Kanon builds a massive healing cake pentator. "Pentation. Repeated tetration, or repeated repeated exponentiation. I'll just put two cakes in and pentate their power by 20." The result is a cake absolutely dripping with healing powers. She takes one bite and feels instantly rejuvenated, transforming the rest of the cake into ordinary air.

You heal for 4 HP.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1477663487))

Awakened Dog Essence && Chaos Scale Shards = 2/?? ????? Awakened Dog Essence && Ones and Zeroes = 2/?? ????? 16/16 Goddamnit Normally i'd just let Cyan and Revan kill the shard, but horrible stuff is gonna happen regardless according to consumer, so i'd figured i'd just mop up this mess. Anyway, i causally grow my arm to an enormous size, then flatten Kit/The Shard Inventory: Awakened Dog Essence: Pure dog energy, with more power per piece of it, and better uses in crafting. [2] Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Ones and Zeroes: An energy of pure nightmare, mixed in with what appears to be shards of the Employer. [7] Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing. 16/16 8/20 1+ revan 2+ piono,

Kit gets flattened by the infamous Hyperdoot / Crit combo for 100,000 damage! Horrible stuff is always happening, didn't you hear the news?

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1477666844))

Cyan has spent 10 store credit purchasing a two-charge use of the connector. This transaction has been logged both in my storefront and the connector's cooldowns. Thorns of Zeus <^> Awakener = Awakened Thorns of Zeus 2/6 have a chance to chain an attack between multiple enemies. Khione's Nails <^> Awakener = Awakened Khione's Nails 2/6 have a chance to inflict Chilled or Frozen on target. ^on hold 2/2 and 2/2 for duplicating the two pieces of obisidian armor for Tabbune. Tabbune receives both the obisidian chestplate and obsidian helmet, raising their defense to 2. 23/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife 23/25 for Unusually Progressive Wildlife (4 charges standing on each other's shoulders under an overcoat to get into an R rated movie) +1 to cyan, cobalt and bfury No action as there's nobody currently in need of face stomping.

#gottagofast!

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[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Regeners do the regeny thing, I say, whilst trying to dop as fast as possible despite a lack of time constraints and a small lack of motivation! Gotta impress the returning players, you know! Psi retroactively starts Chaos Control! I start! Shouting! Statements! Like! Twin!

The Tredog turns its hand into a spear, before stabbing straight through the Train, destroying two Carriages! The Radiation Dog attempts to convince Alicia that it's rad by burning the Giant Roblox Warrior for 2,000 damage and inflicting Radiation! Alicia facepalms. Kanon sings about the world falling, and the world does indeed fall, on the Shard for 20,000 damage!

Gabriel uses Blossom Forth! Petals surround the entirety of the PG faction, before a wave of corruption hits them, dealing 15,000 damage to all of them! It then ascends, ready to strike back at the Descendants. No-Legs laments that his healing and buffing capabilities have been heavily modified, and elects to use his weak attack on Kit.
[PAIN. SUFFERING. DEATH]
Alicia remembers her title as Kit falls to the floor, her identity not restored, instead wiped off the face of AscensionCraft.
[REDESTINATION. DISAGREEMENT.]
The Shard, which has shrunk in size, falls to the floor, and, doesn't go to anybody? You notice a note on the floor, next to it
"Scryer Shard: A tesseract that really shouldn't be able to handled. After being used on any entity / player that doesn't have Godmodder HP, it gives them a dormant effect. After a player takes over 5 damage or an entity over 40,000 damage in a single attack, the player or the entity's master can choose three abilities from any DTG game that isn't P&S or created for P&S. Those abilities are granted to a player for a single respawn, or an entity for the rest of their life. The Shard can only be used on a player once in one respawn, or an entity once ever. Charge abilities granted using the Scryer Shard can not be longer than a [III] turn charged ability.
Level 5 / Dropped By: The Shard / Cooldown: 5 Turns (after the ability time runs out) / Owner: None"

This causes the entities to jump, preventing them from acting for the rest of the turn. Psi, noticing the mildly plot important things about to happen decides to put in his action before Battlefury berates for him. First, he sings, a song of dogs, a Dogsong, straight into the Roblox Warrior's ears. He listens to it, and falls on the floor, barking, quickly becoming dogged. He then continues to shower kudos on Broken!Alicia, who is angry that her protégée did just get spoilstolen from by unfortunate update times, similarly to his Descendant, by buffing the Teacher's HP. Every AG growls at him in response, while he laughs, before barking at them.

After Psi acts, the Nightmare Shard condenses from energy based on the real Shard. Alicia then notices her sudden lack of entities that belong to her, which is heresy. As she stares on, and waits for the Descendants to act and try to murder her, somebody teleports in, with a banner stating SPOIL TRADE. Well, uh, this is interesting.

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[SPOIL TRADE I]
Deck of Spellcards (2), pionoplayer
Gravitational Core (3), pionoplayer
Spider Spawner (1), Battlefury
Healing Tray (1), Battlefury
Scythe of Prevention (2), pionoplayer
Delta Spear (2), Free.
Luminous Orb (2), pionoplayer
Soul Targeting Unit (3), Free.
Incarnate of Hyperdeath (3), Battlefury
Annoying Dog (3), Battlefury
Spectre of the Tainted Kingdom (4), Toast
Splinter Buster (4), Free?
Reflective Shroud (3), Toast
Corrupted Light (3), Battlefury
Sandstone Heart (4), Free.
Monochrome Twig (4), Bomber57
The Cursed (5), Toast
The Shard (5), Free.
There wasn't supposed to be one of these until Alicia hit 25 HP, but then I noticed the massive power Battlefury and Eric / SONG held over the spoil scene. Welcome to the first Spoil Trade of P&S! As this is a spoil trade, you can trade spoils by trading spoils. Mind blowing, I know. Unfair trades will be criticised and likely
annulled by the GM, so me!

Yes, you can give spoils to people for nothing in return. No, you can’t give them to people with more than one spoil. That’s mean.
Yes, you can claim spoils. No, you can't claim it if you have more than two spoils!
You both want a spoil? Decide it via (GM arbited) diplomacy!

This will be a mostly player managed affair, done on this document.
A note to the future owners of the Spider Spawner / Healing Tray: They're getting buffed to level 3? How? I'll say tomorrow, it's somewhat late.

You definitely want to talk to the mysterious person who just showed up, something tells me they're linked to future threats.

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[ITINERARY]
[ALL] SURVIVE
[ALL] Consider focusing down Psi himself, seeing as he can quickly replenish his horde of dogs.
[ALL] Destroy the Teacher.

[AG] Kill and perhaps not get horribly maimed by Alicia.
[AG] Destroy the Shard.
[THE BATTLEFIELD]
Weather: Dog Residue Rain (100%) (Increases by 10% whilst under 50%, and 5% while over 50%, can not go below 100% intensity. All entities on a side that Psi decides to hate on have an intensity percent chance on getting several stacks of the Mark of Dog.)
Terrain: Dogscape (25%) (Increases Dogscape amount by 5% per turn. Dog entities gain 10% damage and 5% Damage Reduction based on the amount of Dogscaping. Screws around with magic, often corrupting it.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE [4 vs 1]



+1 AC: I, Armour Inversion: II, Curse of Armour Removal: II.
[AG] battlefury13: 1/24 HP, 50% Sanity, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, hyperdoot: II.
Demonic Contract (III & III)
[AG] Pricey12345: 16/20 HP, 70% Sanity, Regeneration (1 HP).
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 9/24 HP, Barrier: 10,000/20,000 HP, 2 AC, Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15% * 2), 30% Critical Chance.
[AG] Sp33d0n/The Author: 1/20 HP.
[AG] QuantumThingie/Dr. T: 3/20 HP.
[AG] Tabbune/Code Fraissa: 12/20 HP.

[N] CobaltShade/Kanon: 19/20 HP.

[PG] Jondanger23: 7/20 HP.
[PG-α] [Broken] Revan/Nyarlohotep + Ace: 10/23 HP, 50% INTEGRITY, 50% Sanity, Evasive (10%), 7 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, +1 from the Anti-Godmodding Mask), 15% Integral Armour, 50% Retribution Damage
10 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18), Barrier: 10,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: IIIII, Shatterpoint: [b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]

[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." <0>, (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] The Ribbon: "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster')
[A] The Virus: "I wonder what happens next.", Corrupts parts of the Battlefield, (Alicia).
[A] The Spire: "I DESIRE BLOOD. GIVE IT TO ME, ROBOT.", Deals moderate damage, and Incarcerates an opponent for three turns, (Psi).
[A] Spectre of the Earth: Massively Damaged, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Starstruck, Ultra Wurtz'd, and a random, high intensity, DoT effect (Battlefury).

[H] Tredog: 88,500/100,000 HP, Drowsy, Inflicts the Envoy's Mark, Rising Ground: I[b]I[b]I[/b]I[/b], Annoyed: II, hyperdoot: [b]II.
[/b][H] Radiation Dog: 14,000/20,000 HP, Inflicts Radiation.
[H] The World's Best Roblox Dog: 110,000/110,000 HP, Grants Content, Inflicts Annoyed, Yet Another Stupid Hivemind: III.
[H] [The Carnival Overtaking] Kanon: 15/15 HP Generates Paradoxes, ???, The Bard: [b]I[b]I[/b]I.[/b]

[AG] Gabriel: 20,000/60,000 HP, 150% Retribution Damage to Players, Blossom Forth: IIII.
[AG] No-Legs: 110,000/110,000 HP, Uses an entity as a meatshield, heavily debuffing them but heavily buffing everything else on their team, Latched to Kit, The XBONIC Plague: IIIIIIII.
[AG] Angry Train: Core: 50,000/50,000 HP, Carriages: 10,000/10,000 HP (x4), 0/10,000 HP (x2), Armour-Pierces, Kill Counter: 1, Unload: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b], Fear and Loathing: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I.
[AG] Nightmare Shard: 243,000/243,000 HP, Double Action, Copying: [None, None].
Shard Specials: Trigger: III, Mass Broadcast: IIIII.
Copied Specials: [None.]

[N] Earth Archons: 0/100 HP (x87), Guarding Ace.
[N] The Cultist of Shubb-Niggorath: 75,000/75,000 HP, Corrupter, Regeneration (5,000 HP), Mother's Milk: II[b]I[/b]I.

Blossom Forth: I[b]II.[/b]
[PG] Giant Roblox Warrior: 0/110,000 HP, Sleeping, Inflicts Content, Radiation: II.
[PG] [Broken] The Teacher: 285,000/300,000 HP. All Entities Allied with Ace Receive Random Buffs, All Entities Attacked by the Teacher Receive a Debuff Every Turn.
Afflicted: None. Lesson: 1. Lecture: III, Everchanging Methods: II > III, hyperdoot: [b]II.[/b]
[BOSS] Kit, the Scryer: 0/225,000 HP, Immune to Weather and Terrain, Quadruple-Action. Copying: [Sandfall Ampersand, The Conglomerate, The Limbo Gatekeeper]. Struggle Count: 3.
Shard Specials: Redefinition: III, Mass Broadcast: IIIII, Lucid: IIIII
Copied Specials: [Zodiac Alter: [b][b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b], God Complex: [b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]II, The Harvest: [b][b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b][/b], Power Cleaning: IIIII].
[/b]
[GM] Alicia111: 36/50 HP, Down to Size: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Worldshifter: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b].
[Ψ] (Shade of) The Psi-Dogmodder: 10/20 HP, 2 Actions, Chaos Control: [b][b]I[/b]IIII[/b]

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The Fortress

[N] pionoplayer/Eric + SONG: 23/25 HP, 80% INTEGRITY, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40% + 5%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Wind, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b]
Sight (Armour-Piercing): IN[b]ACTIVE.[/b], Strength (Permanent Mini-Criticals): [b]ACTIVE!, [/b]Presence (Common Status Immunity): [b][b][b]INACTIVE.[/b][/b][/b]

[N] demonologist/Gale: 14/25 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour.



Originally posted on 2016-10-28 19:40:00

SPOIL TRADE:
Swiping Soul Targeting Unit for HT.
Swiping Sandstone Heart for SS.

Trading for The Cursed if toast accepts

/ST


Originally posted on 2016-10-28 20:07:00

Ace watches Code Frassia's grenade spirals towards the Teacher she reacts on pure instinct. She freezes the grenade itself by simply willing it to ice over. She then jumps over and shatters it into pieces with a single blow.

The Alpha glove on her hand reminds her who she is. The godmodding within trickling into her memories and mind. Gaps are knitted together and bits come piecing themselves together forming a whole memories once more.

And Ace is Ace again. She looks around for the "the freaky ass mime" which put her in such suffering, but only finds the godmodder who commanded the "fucking evil doppelganger" mime which inflicted such agony upon her. She looks pissed at her but really isn't in the mood to fight anyone. She's at a sort of peace when one manages to pull themselves, together via the complete and utter nonsense known as godmodding. Besides Alicia is probably going to be slapped in the face soon by some aggrived AGs seeking vengeance for the shit they have to put up with on a constant basis.

She feels like she should do something but for now enjoys godmodding an attack out of existence.

OneofSwords: That was thrilling like, hah, why didn't you guys tell me this was so fun?

??? 15/20 (+2 Jon)
??? 2/20

The Four-One (Level 4: 5/5)
The Four Pillars of Sanity (Level 7: 2/8) [SAN ARMOUR]

+1 to Dogman, Piono, and Jonnyboy

Originally posted on 2016-10-28 23:09:00

I fire a cannon that fires cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cannons that fire cameras at Psi-Dogman

Churges:

wall: 16/20 (+2 from revan)

spoil trade shenanigans:
taking splinter buster if no one else wants it

+2 to Revan, +1 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-10-29 21:20:00

Trade: Sceptre for Spear.
Drop: Reflective Shroud

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20/20 Something Memorable. (+11)
5/20 A Monster. (+3)

Emblem of Selflessness [A] Level 7 - 6/6 DONE.

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

Something Memorable EXPENDED,
Instead of my original plan, I create a competition. State what you would use this 20-charge for if you had it. Whoever I think has the most interesting, memorable, or otherwise creative use for it gets it next turn, specifically for that purpose. It doesn't need to be incredibly complex.

You gotta formally format it as if you had actually expended the charge. Telling me on discord won't count.
No-one seemed interested. :/

Instead, I summon Tar.
[N] Tar, 100'000/100'000hp, ???, Summons copies of slain enemies, Vile Counter: 0
Vile (Passive): Enemies slain by Tar are resummoned as allies. Resummoned entites have health equal to 750*Vile Counters. Tar gains a Vile Counter each turn, during it's attack phase (even if incapacitated).
Assimilation (Passive): ???



Originally posted on 2016-10-29 21:21:00

Things on the Battlefield were considerably less loud for some reason, but people couldn't quite pinpoint why. It wasn't long until everyone got their answer. A loud cracking noise is heard, followed by a loud pop as a large green figure covered in odd machinery appeared in the air the Radiation Dog. Yeah, it was Irongutta again, as if he could really stay away. He was brought back by experimental tellyporta technology, moving him to roughly where he wanted to go. It was mere coincidence that he appeared over something he would be more than happy to stomp. Electrically charged from the warp, he lets out a booming and boisterous laugh as he swan-dives into the Radiation Dog. Irongutta crushed it under his weight while his electrical charge burst forth from him, striking the Radiation Dog and discharging into the ground around the both of them.

Getting up and dusting himself off, he cracked a grin while stepping off of the Radiation Dog's crumpled body. "Hurr hurr, good ta be back. So, did ya gitz miss me? Well, fings are gonna get a lot more interstin' 'cuz i'z back to stomp n' take all o' me enemies' flash!" Those wise enough knew that his return would lead to the return of other Greenskins and, consequently, the war and destruction they brought in their wake. But was that really any different from what goes on in your average Godmodding War?

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+3 to Piono

Charges:
A Couple of Cans: 13/20
"Oi! Why'z I walking!?": 14/15

Alchemies:
'Uge Wrench && Mithril Bars && Vitality Booster = Ruby Wrench (Level 7: 3/8)
Further upgrades to the 'Uge Wrench have made it a deadly weapon. Reforging the weapon with Mithril makes it even stronger. A spherical ruby has been set into the head of the wrench. It isn't known where Irongutta found it, but rumors about stones like this one say that they fill the owner with a warrior's strength.

Originally posted on 2016-10-29 21:21:00

Ace decides, after doing a rather stupid looking victory dance, to heal the Teacher by having a pop quiz on who is the best entity on field right now.

A.) The Teacher
B.) The Teacher
C.) The Teacher
D.) The Teacher

If anyone even tries to answer incorrectly a steely gaze from the Teacher banishes any notions of being clever with a simple smack of the baton it wields.

Well, everyone answered the curriculum correctly thus proving that the Teacher is indeed a good teacher, that Broken!Alicia is best godmodder, and that Ace should never design tests ever due to her care of people getting the answers right than testing knowledge.

OneofSwords: Okay, I'm better now. In horrible pain as code drifts from my body in tatters, but better now.

??? 20/20(+1 from Piono, Bomber, Dogman and Jon)

Ace, my dear child.
OneofSwords: Nyarly, if you wanted somebody to screw with right now, I'm not in the mood.
Not quite, as I understand you need to respawn to be at your peak once more. And I have a beneficial solution for both you, your dear friend, and I.
OneofSwords: This is going to be painful for me, isn't it?
More along the lines of a slight prick before falling slowly asleep.
OneofSwords: You're going to try more drugs out on me, man? What can't you just take them your-
I was more referring to the lines of blood loss.
OneofSwords: ... You work for the Red Cross?
Why yes, here let me show you my certificate of- No, I don't work for the Red Cross... Well, this Mask doesn't.
OneofSwords: So you do work for the Red Cross and this is like an eleborate set up for people to donate blood?
For Azathoth's sake, yes, I need your blood for a patient in need.
OneofSwords: Well, why didn't you say so, I always give blood.

A swirling vortex of dark energies pops into existence and spits out a Red Cross Van.

Just get in the van and you too Broken Alicia. I would like your aid as well.

("Sure," Broken Alicia says, as she randomly appears from a temporal anomaly, hopping into the van.){ -added by Consumer when this was an Etherpad}

The Red Cross Van appears to be just an interdimensonal enterway into one of Nyarlathotep's hideouts. The entire place reminds one of a Egyptian Temple/Crypt, especially with the rows of holes in the browning stone walls with corpses stowed away within them. Vials of blood, hands and assorted limbs are hooked up to various devices analyzing them for research purposes. It simply is rather... odd. Especially with the corpse on the table made of soooo many bits of flesh stiched together. To those privy to the knowledge of the Crawling Chaos's machinations it is indeed a Failure. A being comprised of bits of dead godmodders/godmodder flesh and thinking of it, the corpses in the walls have little tags with Greek Letters inscribed upon them... Spoils of past triumphs which are so plentiful here. Nyarlathotep rises to greet his allies from a chair he was using to monitor a screen which appears to be recording some readings of a Beta's hand. You can hear the faint ticking emanate from the well dressed figure. To describe this Mask of Nyarlathotep, he looks ever well dressed, if a bit engaged in business, leaving his coat dangling upon his chair. His tie dangles loose from his neck even though the mechanical neck doesn't feel anything. Must be a force of habit or just attempt to look more normal, he reaches his hand over to greet the lovely guests who have come to help him with his creations. The exposed machinery is a metallic version of sinew and bone which whirs shaking both the hands of Ace and Broken Alicia.

OneofSwords: ... So, is this what you actually look like?
I don't actually look like anything. My being true being is a soul and I merely manipulate many vessels.
OneofSwords: Do you just speak like a new age hippie by being yourself or is just a god thing?
Forgive me, I cannot usually explain it without adding mystic influences for the benefit of my dear Cultists. I have lots of "player characters" running about and before you ask another "insightful" idea don't. Instead focus upon the table with the Frankenstein'd being I have created. Simply dubbed a Failure as being comprised of flesh the godmodders failed to protect and godmodders that failed at living.

The Failure wasn't pretty, various bits of flesh had been taken from many godmodders making it seem almost patchwork in nature. It appeared to be rather normal besides that, seems human, human bits in the proper place... though it appears to be entirely hairless. It also lacks fat of any kind just revealing muscle and bone which it has great amounts of. It lacks anything in it's abdomen giving it an emaciated look. Its skin seems strained to its limits as well, as if even moving it would break through the skin.

OneofSwords: Well, I didn't want to sleep again anyway.

Ace , I desire your blood to animate this fine fellow, it would be... convenient. You are, if may be honest, a walking blood bank in this damaged state. You can make yourself useful like this. It shall be a faithful servant to you in your troubles.

Ace having no arguments and agreeing to this plan but still annoyed with Nyarly's flippant attitude grips one of his suspenders and pulls back hitting him with the elastic. Nyarlathotep doesn't even react continuing on by talking Broken Alicia next.

You, my dear, have plentiful corpses of godmodders, godmodding energy, and the willingness to share them. I ask of you to share your plentiful harvests with me, I always enjoy having another way to create more of these lovely pet projects.

Now, let's start the birth of this Failure up, shall we?

Nyarly picks up a small blood tranfusion tube with a needle one end with the other feeding into the Failure. He then snags the chair which he was sitting upon and allows Ace to sit upon it. Ace rolls up her sleeve and exposes the prime area to insert the needle and start drawing out the blood. Nyarly gently pierces the skin and begins the process which refines the blood making it even more potent. However this process takes quite a while and is very slow at taking blood out of Ace. After several minutes Ace rather bored and restless starts checking her phone. Blood trickles into the Failure, depleting Ace while slowly bringing the Failure closer to life. About close to 3/4 pint in Ace starts to get lightheaded. One pint is usually what the Red Cross takes. Nyarlathotep watches with the Cyclopean red eye within the porcelain mask as the beginnings of the second pint is siphoned into the Failure. Ace's hand stops holding her phone and goes limp along with Ace. The lax body gives more blood with the aid of a device placed on Ace's chest, it can only take so much from a corpse however. And as Ace dies. The Guardian Failure wakes, tries to say something with its sewn mouth but Nyarly seems pleased.

Anything you'd like to add, Broken Alicia?



]The Guardian Failure
-5 Godmodder HP
-Godmods directed attacks from itself, Ace/Broken Alicia's entites, as well as Ace herself, either blocking or at least reducing the damage
-Over time it builds up Godmodding energy (about every two turns) which it grant to its allies by giving them +1 AC and a percentage of retribution damage (5-10%) ,which stack, for attacks that manage to land
-Anything granted by the Guardian Failure expires upon death



TL:DR
Ace sacrfices herself to summon the Guardian Failure which has a low godmodder HP value (being about 5 HP) and godmods, blocking attacks from itself Ace and Co. while building up godmodding energy that slowly gives each of Ace and Co AC and retribution damage

Oh and Toast, I expend 12 credit to gain 30% evasion

??? 5/20 (+1 from Jon and Dogman)

The Four Pillars of Sanity (Level 7: 3/8) [SAN ARMOUR]
The Four Aces && Join Our Cult Today Pamphlet

+1 to Dogman, Piono, and Jonnyboy

Originally posted on 2016-10-29 21:24:00

Spoil Trade: I'm keeping claim to the Scythe of Prevention and The Shard since my entity was what killed it. literally anything else I possess is now open to anyone who wants it.
Anything that remains unclaimed at the end will be claimed by me until someone else wants it badly enough. I might outright put them up for sale, or maybe I'll just give 'em away, I dunno yet.
EDIT: just reread the shard's description, I will not be keeping it. Instead, the only spoil which I will auto claim is the scythe. Everything else goes to charity.
But, as stated before, I claim being the one to sweep up any and all spoils that remain unclaimed once the spoil trade has ended. I doubt there will be many, but somebody needs to claim them, and at least other people can use any spoils I have.

Thorns of Zeus <^> Awakener = Awakened Thorns of Zeus 3/6 have a chance to chain an attack between multiple enemies.
Khione's Nails <^> Awakener = Awakened Khione's Nails 3/6 have a chance to inflict Chilled or Frozen on target.
25/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
25/25 for Unusually Progressive Wildlife
(4 charges in disguise)
2/15 for ice defenses
2/15 for lightning defenses (turns out I forgot to drop these along with everything else last time I splurged on Fortress upgrades, so I'm fixing that)
+1 to revan, bomber and toast

5+5+20+20 = 50: charge connector used.
50/2 = 25x2
25/25 expended: Unusually Aggressive Wildlife!
First off we have the AG reinforcements!
In the distance there is a loud trumpeting sound...
And suddenly a large and angry mammoth charges onto the battlefield!
As everyone watches this somewhat pedestrian (for us) spectacle, a large and angry squid crawls out of a nearby lake.

The hp split is roughly 3/5ths to the Tundra Mammoth and 2/5ths to the Giant Squid
The Tundra Mammoth has more attack, as well as a three round charge of "Stampede" which summons a swarm of mini-mammoths that deal heavy damage to three enemy entities.
The Giant Squid summons 2 low-health "tentacles" every round. Each tentacle, as well as the squid itself, has low attack. Each tentacle can target a different enemy if so desired.

25/25 expended: Unusually Progressive Wildlife!
Suddenly, there is a clamor heard from the OTHER far side of the field.
It looks like a great army... wielding pitchforks and...
No, wait, it's just protesters.
A massive swarm of PETA protesters joins the PG side of the field! Each protester has 1 hit point, but less than one attack per person (will have attack roughly accurate to it's charge level when at full health.) They also can't be healed under any circumstances due to, well, dying instantly.
The protesters have a few tricks up their sleeves:
namely, two charged specials and a "last stand" ability.
Charged specials are: Boycott, a four round charge which inflicts "lockdown" on the designated entity for 3 rounds, preventing them from using charged specials or charging them up.
and Media Coverage, a five round charge which summons a bunch more PETA protesters (the more remaining alive, the more which will be summoned)
Upon hitting 25% "health" for the first time, the PETA Protesters will unleash Wrath Of The Nature Lovers, which has permanent effect, causing them to summon 100 hit points worth of "Angry Animals" for every 1000 PETA protesters there are in existence every round. Angry animals have double the attack power of the PETA Protesters.

Eric looks at Alphys, "Is something wrong?"



Originally posted on 2016-10-29 22:13:00

(Crimtane Bar && Master Blood Orb = Crimson Blood Orb) && (Bound Sword && Dagger of Sacrifice && Crimtane Sword = Crimtane Sword of Sacrifice) = Bloodied Crimson Sword (Level 7: 3/8)
Microphone && A Ridiculously Large Collection of Rhythm Games && Mining Laser (IndustrialCraft2) = Musical Laser Gun (Level 5: 5/6)
Mastery of the Aspects: 16/20 (+1 from Piono)
unify.exe: 6/20

+2 to Piono, +1 to Cyan

(Spoil Trade: Kanon swipes the highest-level spoil she can get at this point without interrupting a trade.)

Kanon concentrates deeply and places her hands to the ground. Those who are near her can hear the faint sounds of tunneling.

Suddenly, thousands of miles of wires, closely resembling multi-strand copper cable insulated with peeling rubber, surge from the ground, surrounding the World's Best Roblox Dog. Without saying a word, Kanon directs the wires into the Roblox Dog's fake plastic eyes - meshes in Roblox representing living beings are usually Plastic material - as other wires hold the Roblox Dog in place. As tiny drill bits form from the tips of the decaying wires, hardened with unfathomably strong diamond that seems to appear out of nowhere, the Roblox Dog's eyes are broken, 1x1x0.4-stud plates flying out onto the wires in place of blood and fluids before evaporating.

"These wires have been a secret for so long. I almost feel bad for using it for the first time since before my release on that dog."

The wires delve deeper into the Roblox Dog, going straight for the Scripts. The plastic canine lets out another scream as its brain-equivalent of Script objects is overwritten with a single electrical pulse to a series of noncharacters and its limbs thrash and spasm for a second at physics-breaking speeds. Due to Robloxian physics, the Roblox Dog's limbs glitch out of the grasp of the wires for a moment, before the wires reconfigure to hold it down with copious amounts of rubber padding.

The Roblox Dog, now a dead hunk of jointed plastic, falls to the ground as another clump of wires surges through the Roblox Dog's stomach and another clump pushes itself through its head, both spewing more 1x1x0.4-stud plates from the holes. They turn around, thrashing the Roblox Dog until it is split into tiny parts before retracting into the ground.

Originally posted on 2016-10-29 23:59:00

(Con, I think you forgot my action.)

Fraissa notices that she was greeted by Speed's character (btw, who was it?). Greetings. Would you mind telling me what is happening?

(Piono: I didn't even realize your store. I'm keeping the credit for now.)

She then throws a grenade at The Teacher. A simple incendiary grenade. After launching the attack, she attempts to launch a grappling hook to a nearby grapple-able object/terrain for a better vantage point.

--

Spoil trade: Fraissa will claim anything that's left.

(I assume I just continue charging my Rechargeable Laser Blaster) Laser Blaster && Spare Battery = Rechargeable Laser Blaster: 2/2

6/10 (+2 Speed, +1 Piono): Code Fraissa Strafe (3 AC? Damage Retribution?)

3/10: Code Fraissa Reboot (Okay, I'm fine with Ghastly Aura being removed.)

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+1 Speed, +1 Piono, +1 Cobalt

Originally posted on 2016-10-30 07:18:00

In the background, Verdana finally gets his lazy ass off of that chair he was sitting on and takes a look around.

And judging by the look of things, as well as the sudden very immense crushing gravitational pressure affecting the AG side of the battlefield, he'd like that splinter buster back now.

Originally posted on 2016-10-30 07:31:00

Before Jon's cannon fires a cannon, i cram his cannon with an explosive charge. This blocks all the cannons from coming out, moments before the source cannon is exploded.





Inventory:
Awakened Dog Essence: Pure dog energy, with more power per piece of it, and better uses in crafting. [2]
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Ones and Zeroes: An energy of pure nightmare, mixed in with what appears to be shards of the Employer. [7]
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.

2/20
9/20
1+ revan
1+ Toast
1+ Piono

Originally posted on 2016-10-30 09:14:00

(Crimtane Bar && Master Blood Orb = Crimson Blood Orb) && (Bound Sword && Dagger of Sacrifice && Crimtane Sword = Crimtane Sword of Sacrifice) = Bloodied Crimson Sword (Level 7: 4/8)
Microphone && A Ridiculously Large Collection of Rhythm Games && Mining Laser (IndustrialCraft2) = Musical Laser Gun (Level 5: 6/6) DONE
Mastery of the Aspects: 17/20
unify.exe: 7/20

+2 to Cyan, +1 to Toast.

"I guess I'd better prepare myself."

Kanon readies the Survivalist, counterattacking anything that attacks her.



Originally posted on 2016-10-30 10:12:00

Finished response to Speed's attack: Alicia, as stated last dop, preemptively breaks your arm. She then breaks your other arm. It is hard to suplex with broken arms, you know?

Q&A: The Splinter Buster is definitively not free, as engie has returned.
Tabbune: 3 AC is equivalent to 3 player HP or 12,000 entity HP being deducted from the total damage. Damage Reduction, known as Aries Armor in DTG0, is the percentage of an attack's damage deducted from an entity.

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Alicia, last name redacted, of timeline #024774631560γ[P&S], colloquially known as the Broken timeline of #575232461804β, classification P&S, walked along in her server. She had won a godmodding war and relished in it, about to go about crushing the last remnants of resistance, and making everything bow down and serve. This wasn't a particularly common occurrence for godmodders, and this made her love and appreciate her 'small' victory ever more.

Unfortunately, this was a first step on a long path of victory, the fabric of reality almost certainly wanting to strike against her for the sins and scars that her power gave it, but best celebrate now instead of losing morale, right?

Speaking about steps, her recent spiriting away to the P&S-Prime timeline had inspired her to skip a few steps forward in her plans, and made her eyes stare straight at it. Even if the Forces of Plot wouldn't allow anything near it, completely subverting the main timeline to her whims would be simply brilliant, although, she couldn't pull off any stunt approaching it's glory right now, or even for a while.

Want Alicia, last name redacted, could do is take out the second most painful Descendant to deal with, the Semi Omnipresent Narrator Guy, otherwise known as SONG.

Damn, he was a complete and total pain to deal with. The prime rendition of her didn't try hard enough to defeat him and his goddamned Fortress and fell to his side, whilst in her timeline, he created it in complete and total secret, using some sort of ability to redact it from all but the GM's minds, and hide it from the Update Terminal. By the time she finally noticed, it had already gained massive power and became a massive base for the Descendants to mobilise against her.

That was a massive time waste, and the destruction of the Fortress marked the very beginning of the victory. From what she'd seen via her methods, this timeline's Fortress would be even more nigh impossible to take out, with the Narrative against her, and all that. Four million HP with massive defenses and many, many buildings, and also the sheer amount of people with special abilities living there. She believed that she had been in more conflicts than her Prime counterpart had, and as such she was smart enough to figure out that perhaps going directly after that was a terrible idea.

Fortunately, she had help, from dogs, dogmodders and godmodders from her timeline, and others.

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As Eric asks Alphy's what's wrong, she tells him about something lurking in the desert a distance off from spawn. Demonologist runs in, and SONG suddenly notices what should have been obvious to him.

Embedded in the ground is what appears to many, many characters tied together via divine strings, stitched together using the finest of material, and still appearing wrong, distorted. At the top is what appears to be a woman embedded into it, whilst flesh, beasts, mutants and abominations of all kinds have been mixed into one, even souls tied together via shackles of ether and marks shining out of it.

Among the few things you can recognise out of it is a gem embedded near the woman, surrounded by three continually twisting horns, several Red Sun First Guardians stitched together. Seven highly decorated insect wings, causing a few of the weak willed to travel along it, an image reminiscent of Psi's encroach on the Mates' Base. It opens ten maws, and speaks, pained voices ringing outwards.
"I must thank Battlefury and Danny for helping me design Echidna," the Broken Alicia thinks to herself, whilst dancing in the wreckage of a faction war.
Send your emissaries, Narrator, if you want to avoid punishments. We're waiting.

The abomination smiles, causing Alphys and Gale to be visibly disturbed, Gale even equipping and shuffling through weapons. Well, this poses a slight problem, to say the least.

Originally posted on 2016-10-30 22:23:00

(no updates yet. That's just a cutscene. Posting my turn now.)

I forcibly set my arms in place. I also don't take anything from the Spoils Trade, as I was told I wasn't allowed to have anything on the discord.

Originally posted on 2016-10-30 22:39:00

1/20 Defences for the Weary.
9/20 A Monster. (+1 from battlefury, piono and cobalt)

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

Tar consumes the Radiation Dog, if it's alive.



Originally posted on 2016-10-31 08:52:00

Razihel jumps back up, then facepalms.
"I'm awfully sorry, Alicia."

Suddenly, a portal to the PAES jail appears below Dark Carnival Kanon, and she falls into it.

"DA POPO BE FAST ON YO gorilla!"

Dark Carnival Kanon's jail cell detaches from the rest of the jail, and spins around in circles at sonic speed.

"Then the game crashed." - Bomber57, probably.

The jail cell smashes into a nearby planet, dealing heavy damage to Dark Carnival Kanon. Then, randomly, a terribly-drawn, faceless version of Kanon rips Dark Carnival Kanon's facial features off her face.

Meanwhile, Razihel starts talking to the spoil trade guy.

"Hey, spoil trade guy. Why are you here, anyway?"

Spoil Trade: Razihel takes the Healing Tray.

Wand of Aer (Level 5) (2/6)
Frigidflash Chestplate (Level 7) (2/8)

Startup Repair: 4/20 (+3 Cobalt)
:kek:: 1/20

Originally posted on 2016-10-31 09:11:00

Thorns of Zeus <^> Awakener = Awakened Thorns of Zeus 4/6 have a chance to chain an attack between multiple enemies.
Khione's Nails <^> Awakener = Awakened Khione's Nails 4/6 have a chance to inflict Chilled or Frozen on target.
5/15 for ice defenses
5/15 for lightning defenses
+1 to bomber, cobalt and tabbune

A sigh is heard in the air of the room, words appear in the air to accompany it.
Here we go... Gale, Eric, be ready for a fight, it's time to dissuade a certain... person of her intentions.
Eric and Gale prepare to head out...

Out over the sands, words appear.
It's about time, to be honest I expected something a little less on-the-nose than this, but oh well.
I'm surprised you managed to avoid my omniscience, technically limited though it may be.
Tell your master I'm not as blind as she/they think.
Cladogenesis may be a terrible crime but it is never without it's benefactors.



Originally posted on 2016-10-31 15:43:00

i promptly heal my self with dancing dogs, pure entrophy, and various other objects.





Inventory:
Awakened Dog Essence: Pure dog energy, with more power per piece of it, and better uses in crafting. [2]
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Ones and Zeroes: An energy of pure nightmare, mixed in with what appears to be shards of the Employer. [7]
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.

3/20
10/20
1+ revan
1+ Toast
1+ Piono

Originally posted on 2016-10-31 17:49:00