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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:21 PM
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A little backstory first...
Quite a while ago, PitTheAngel found an online Hunger Games simulator and decided to put a bunch of player names into it and post the results. A bunch of people suggested extra events and tributes and what not, but it rarely stored the data between runs. Also, the results were totally random and every tribute was exactly the same as each other. At the time, I was taking a Data Structures class (with Java) and needed something for my final project. I decided, I could do better, and I did.

So basically, give your suggestions for tributes, events, combos, weather, and everything else and I'll run the simulator and see what happens. Most of it is RNG, but sometimes you can get a good set up and that boosts your chances a little. Here's how to add something for each category.

Adding a tribute to fight and die for your amusement

[name] {#s #d #i #e #a}

The [name] can be anything, even formatted and colored if you want. The {stats} should be 5 numbers that total to 150. Each of the numbers represents one of your stats, strength, dexterity, intelligence, entities, and alchemies. (or artifacts if you're from TvT) Here's an example:

Wilson {25s 30d 45i 30e 20a} 200 11 14 54

So at the start, Wilson has 25 strength, 30 dexterity, 45 intelligence, 30 entities, and 20 alchemies, which all total to 150.

Now the next two parts are optional. See the numbers after Wilson's stats? Those are his passives. Here is the full list of passives to pick and choose from:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/8z6m3f1di4wn56h/tribute.java?dl=0

It's the green text. You get to pick 2 positive passives OR 3 if you also take one of the negative passives (with numbers > 200), like Wilson does. If you don't want to do this, that's fine. The program gives all tributes who don't have any passives 2 random positive ones. Then it gives everyone 1 bonus random one.

Lastly, you can set up combos between two tributes to use in team battles. This is also optional, but here's how you set one up:

[Character 1's name],[Character 2's name],[combo name],[stat character 1 will use],[stat character 2 will use],[modifier]
[flavor text]

In your flavor text, use (enemy) in place of the target's name. You don't have to format the character's names here.

List of modifiers:
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a = AOE, hits 2 targets with the damage split between them. Only useful in 2v2 duels. Otherwise, its throwing away half your damage for nothing. (2v2 is going to be more common than 2v1 though. Also, only one enemy rolls for defense)
h = heal, power is healing split among both allies. Can over heal.
b = buff, power is split among all allied stats. Buff is permanent. (EG: Rolling 100 for power is +10 to all stats for both players)
w = wounding, deals 50% power to both hp and target's stats. Debuff is permanent. (EG: Rolling 100 deals 50 damage and drains each stat by 10)
d = debuff, deals 80% power to target's stats permanently. (EG: Rolling 100 drains each stat by 16)
(nothing) = default. Deals 100% power as flat damage.


Here's an example:
Tazz,Golden Freddy,Doorstopper,d,e
Golden Freddy summons a powerful door from Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria and empowers it with the dark arts of [REDACTED], which Tazz quickly grabs and slams into (enemy) with his mastery over Doors.

So when both Tazz and Golden Freddy are on the same team, this combo might activate. The power is calculated by adding Tazz's dexterity score (d) to Golden Freddy's entities score (e), adding that to a 2 D40 roll, then subtracting the enemy's defense roll off. There is no modifier at the end, so it does the default 100% damage.

Here's all the current combos if you want more examples: https://www.dropbox.com/s/ndwedrkfhelm1x4/combos.txt?dl=0
And here is the current list of tributes: https://www.dropbox.com/s/qgzr6ywmhu72kia/Tributes.txt?dl=0



Adding an event


First, you need to determine which kind of event your idea falls under. There are four kinds, standard, bloodbath, fatal, and mashup.

Standard event: 1-6 tributes take place in it. The event can ONLY go one way. Each tribute can get a unique buff/debuff to any of their stats and/or take or heal damage.

[spoiler=Submitting format for Standard events]

[Flavor Text] {stat changes for player 1}/{stat changes for player 2}/etc

The flavor text can be whatever you want. To use the player's name, put in "(Player#)". Due to how it detects the number of players, please don't mention a player's name more than once. Here's an example:

(Player1) ubercharged (Player2), who proceeded to scare off (Player3) and (Player4). {5i 5a}/{5s 5d}/{2d -6i -3e}/{2d -6i -3e}

So, when the program randomly selects this event, it will take out four tributes at random from the ones currently alive (if there aren't that many, it selects a different event) and puts them randomly into the roles of players 1 through 4. After the event, player 1 will gain 5 int and 5 alc, player 2 will gain 5 str and 5 dex, and players 3 and 4 will gain 2 dex but lose 6 int and 3 ent. You can also use h for health healing/damage, like this:

(Player1) shoved (Player2) into a den of spiders. {3s 3i}/{-4s -4d -4i -20h}

The -20h means that player2 will take 20 damage.



Bloodbath: Exactly the same as Standard, but can only happen on day 1. Submitting these is the same as submitting a Standard event.

Fatal: This is for only one tribute. In the event, they are provided with a dice roll based on stats. If they fail, they die instantly, no matter what their HP is at. If they succeed, they survive.

Format for Fatal events


[flavor text for failure] {stat rolls needed to survive}
[flavor text for surviving]

Use (Player1) in place of where you want the tribute's name.

Here's an example:

(Player1) fished up Duke Fishron, and died. {50s 50d 50a}
(Player1) fished up Duke Fishron, but was prepared!

A stat roll is equal to (player's stat) + random number between 1 and 40. If that is greater than or equal to the number provided, it's a pass. The tribute must pass all the given stat rolls in order to survive.



Mashup: This is the most complicated and versatile type of event. Provides multiple tributes with stat rolls and can go many different ways depending on the outcome.

Format for Mashups


This one is... weird. Please read the format for Standard and fatal events if you haven't already so I don't have to reexplain the format for stat changes and stat checks.

Here's the base format:

[# of branches] [text] {player1's checks/{player2's checks}/etc.
[path code] [text] {stat changes}
[path code] [text] {stat changes}
etc.

That's really complex, so here's an example.

4 (Player1) attempted to ambush (Player2)! {50s 50d 50i}/{70i}
-- (Player1) tripped and fell before reaching (Player2), who didn't notice a thing! {-2s -2d}/{-1i}
-+ (Player1) made too much noise and was noticed by (Player2), who proceeded to attack his assailant! {-30h}/{6i}
+- (Player1) successfully ambushed (Player2) and dealt a painful blow! {4s 2d 5i}/{-75h}
++ (Player1) almost made the attack work, but (Player2) noticed and fled into the woods! {2i}/{2d 2i}

So when the event starts, it gives player 1 those three stat checks and sees if they pass ALL three. It then files that under player one's success. Then it checks if player2 passes their checks and files that under player two's success, and so on for each player. Then, it compares each of the potential path's Path Code (the +s and -s) with what it has for each player's success. The ++ means that path is taken if both players passed their checks, the +- is taken if player one passed and player two failed, the -+ is taken if player one failed and player two passed and so on. You can also use an = sign in the Path Code if you want to make it so it doesn't matter whether a certain player passes or fails.



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You can also submit ideas for weather effects and passives. Those are much less formal. You have to describe what you want it to do and I'll complain about how hard that is to code. For example...

IreCreeper: Rage Virus: "A virus sweeps through the arena, causing everyone to become enraged..." HIGHLY increased chance for duels. Strength and Entities are more likely to be used instead of other stats for duels.

Talist: Ughhhh... but messing with the duel chance... I mean I could do that... And making Strength and Entities more likely to be used is... ugh... I'm going to have to hard code in a separate line of if thens and elses and blah blah blah blah...

Links to current lists. Might not be as current as I say they are.


Originally posted on 2015-09-26 20:36:00

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Mercury {40s 20d 40i 25e 25a} 1 10 202 38

...the abilities really need to be rebalanced, some are clearly better than others.

EDIT: If you need to remove tributes, I suggest you choose the joke ones.

Originally posted on 2015-09-26 20:48:00
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Balance is not exactly my utmost concern when making these. But if you think some should be tweaked, tell me. Although, I did code these, so I happen to know some quirks about the passives. Do people think that bloodmage is good? Because it isn't. It only triggers when you hit your true HP cap, not the 100 HP cap of natural healing, so I personally think it SUCKS. It only pays off if you get lucky with heaven weather or other healing. Just ask me if you want my opinion on the passives.

Oh, and about all the tributes I removed? I still have them on file. So, they aren't gone for good or anything.

Originally posted on 2015-09-26 20:55:00

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Well... let me look through the list.

Roid Rage and variants: A 10% boost to 17% of ?% of events seems a bit underpowered.
Masochistic: How often are you going to take damage?
Loving It: Not really a "positive" passive
Legbreaker and variants: It adds up, I guess, but doesn't really help you very much.
Gambligant: This really just negates itself... and its only 10%
Gotta go fast and opposite: Not really "positive" passives
Early Risks: Not really a "positive" passive
Popular: 10% seems rather low, chance are you'll get none most games
Leek Spin: Not really a "positive" passive
Flux: Not really a "positive" passive
Necromancer: That's only up to 3 entity a day.

Maybe you could add like a neutral passive type or something.

Frail and variants: Seems a bit underpowered, a la roid rage.
Vegas: Not really a "negative" passive.
Reckless: Seems a bit much.
Convenient Weak Point: Seems a bit much.

Originally posted on 2015-09-26 21:29:00
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Well, let me try to defend some.

Roid Rage: I kinda agree. But, it lets you specalize on a specific stat and build around it.

Masochistic: I actually thing this is pretty good. Well, with weather events like hail it is.

Loving It: Like Roid Rage, it lets you specialize on strength. Engie loves this passive. I did some math and determined it ends up giving about +3.

Legbreaker: They don't help you that much. They're more to screw over other people.

Gambligant: What? When I think about it, this passive is actually awesome. In order to win, you have to gain a lot of stats. If you lose them, you'd lose anyway, so the negative doesn't apply that much. This is kinda like all the Roid Rage passives combined, but you take 10% more damage as well.

Gotta Go Fast & Early Risks: Eh, they're just... there. Maybe should be neutral.

Popular: Most games go for about 10 days, so if you're actually going to win, you get 1 package on average, so that's +10. Not bad, but considering you could use the stats sooner, this should probably be buffed, like Ire suggested.

Necromancer: But considering half the population is dead by about day 3, that's +2 entities per day. And that totals up to +14.


Frail: Probably too light.

Vegas: Yeah it is. It's actually pretty bad. On average, you roll a -0.5 because (4 - 5)/2 = -0.5. That times 5 equals an average of -2.5 per day.

Reckless: But the average player doesn't get into a duel. And even at the end, it's just -15 HP.

Convenient weak point: This is taking 30% more damage. probably too harsh.


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Just buff packages a bit in general?

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...is the Rage Virus weather possible with only the duel chance up?

/hopeful

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Seems like there is a tighter post length limit here. Gotta double post...

Yeah... these games are meant for the MCforums, not here. So, expect a lot of formatting issues. I'm commentating in orange.

All standard events loaded!
All Blood Bath events loaded!
All fatal events loaded!
All mashup events loaded!
All tributes loaded!
All combos loaded!
passives

Engie gains passive number 50
Serpent gains passive number 12
Crystal gains passive number 6
Crystal gains passive number 10
Crystal gains passive number 52
Netpatham gains passive number 1
The L[]rd gains passive number 6
The L[]rd gains passive number 23
The L[]rd gains passive number 45
Maniac gains passive number 52
Maniac gains passive number 3
Maniac gains passive number 26
Amp gains passive number 16
InsertNameHere gains passive number 20
The Godmodder gains passive number 50
NinjaV gains passive number 1
NinjaV gains passive number 42
NinjaV gains passive number 4
Umbra gains passive number 8
Umbra gains passive number 17
Umbra gains passive number 48
Kajiulord gains passive number 5
Kajiulord gains passive number 1
Kajiulord gains passive number 19
Pit gains passive number 32
Hank gains passive number 38
Vriska gains passive number 8
11 gains passive number 22
Pricy gains passive number 25
[p]Proof gains passive number 57
Dark Pit gains passive number 26
Metal Gear RAY gains passive number 37
Metal Gear EXCELSUS gains passive number 25
Pokefan gains passive number 57
TT2000 gains passive number 5
5lin65h07 gains passive number 43
PARANOiA gains passive number 22
Redstone Block gains passive number 14
RED DRAGON gains passive number 5
Jondanger23 gains passive number 22
TSFHISEPIC gains passive number 57
The Mailman Dude gains passive number 39
The Mailman Dude gains passive number 55
The Mailman Dude gains passive number 42
Electron gains passive number 27
Positron gains passive number 21
The Golem gains passive number 58
Mikoto[font] gains passive number 57
Gail[font] gains passive number 2
[font=trebuchet ms,geneva,sans-serif]The Veteran gains passive number 23
Inari[font] gains passive number 47
The Sleuth gains passive number 51
UserZero gains passive number 45
Walker gains passive number 46
The Destroyer gains passive number 7
Star gains passive number 16
Chaoscreeper gains passive number 48
EXOS gains passive number 8
Crusher48 gains passive number 31
Kolyarut gains passive number 56
DarkSide gains passive number 12
Shadow Fighter gains passive number 30
Justin gains passive number 16
Tazz gains passive number 54. You're back! Be honest, was the only reason you GMed DTG0 was so that you'd get that sweet sweet +10?


Everything is ready. May the odds be ever in your favor!
Pricy was so weak, they took 15 damage!
Pricy managed to stab themself in the foot for 21 damage!
Pricy went insane and bashed their head against a wall 21 times!
Pricy's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 24 damage to him!
Pricy's alchemies backfired, dealing 24 damage to him!
Metal Gear RAY's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 4 damage to him!
Metal Gear RAY's alchemies backfired, dealing 4 damage to him!
Bloodbath

All 50 tributes stand ready for the count to hit 0...
And they're off!

Shadow Fighter sings a joyful hymn about the apocalypse before running.
The Godmodder got the keys to the Abomination.
11 discussed plans to hunt monsters with NinjaV.
11 and NinjaV made an awesome, yet simple plan, and ended up getting tons of weapons and items!

[spoiler="=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=TRI DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-="]
Chaoscreeper and The Sleuth vs. Justin
Justin's dexterity overpowered The Sleuth's intelligence! (86.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense)
Justin dealt 61.0 damage!
Current HP: Chaoscreeper has 100.0 HP, The Sleuth has 39.0 HP and Justin has 100.0 HP

Justin's intelligence blocked Chaoscreeper's strength! (43.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense)

The Sleuth's alchemies overpowered Justin's dexterity! (70.0 attack vs. 57.0 defense)
The Sleuth dealt 15.0 damage!
Current HP: Chaoscreeper has 100.0 HP, The Sleuth has 39.0 HP and Justin has 85.0 HP

Justin's entities overpowered Chaoscreeper's entities! (62.0 attack vs. 47.0 defense)
Justin dealt 21.0 damage!
Current HP: Chaoscreeper has 79.0 HP, The Sleuth has 39.0 HP and Justin has 85.0 HP

Justin's intelligence blocked Chaoscreeper's intelligence! (55.0 attack vs. 69.0 defense)

The Sleuth's dexterity overpowered Justin's strength! (100.0 attack vs. 32.0 defense)
The Sleuth dealt 71.0 damage!
Current HP: Chaoscreeper has 79.0 HP, The Sleuth has 39.0 HP and Justin has 14.0 HP

Justin's strength overpowered The Sleuth's entities! (66.0 attack vs. 57.0 defense)
Justin dealt 10.0 damage!
Current HP: Chaoscreeper has 79.0 HP, The Sleuth has 29.0 HP and Justin has 14.0 HP

Combo Activated, Stolen Memory!
Chaos channels his energy, and tears a glitch portal open between his Mindscape and the battlefield! Somehow, a second Sleuth appears. This Sleuth appears to be visibly shaken by SOMETHING, but Chaos appears to have moderate control over it. Both Sleuths spring into action, each one armed with an Armistyx! They both chain their attacks on Justin, and end wiping the floor with them by ending with a Twin Atom Bomb Scythe COMBO! The Second Sleuth vanishes back to Chaos's Mindscape.
That's 104 vs. Justin's defense of 53.0 (alc)
It dealt 22.0 damage to Justin! Not particularly impressive for a combo...
Chaoscreeper's alchemies overpowered Justin's alchemies! (89.0 attack vs. 20.0 defense)
Chaoscreeper dealt 92.0 damage!
Justin has been defeated! But hey, you won anyway.
Current HP: Chaoscreeper has 79.0 HP, The Sleuth has 29.0 HP and Justin has -100.0 HP OVERKILL


[p]Proof died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity. And with your new color too...
Tazz stole Oryx's shotgun.
Star found a strange man called Not-Mary, and counter-shanked him! IN THE FACE.
Pokefan wished they could play regular Minecraft again.
EXOS uses Timestepping and flees.
Metal Gear RAY wonders how he got into this mess...
PARANOiA wonders how he got into this mess... Ask Ray. He seems way ahead of you on this wondering deal.

"=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-="

InsertNameHere VS. Star
Star's alchemies overpowered InsertNameHere's alchemies! (62.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense)
Star dealt 38.0 damage! Not too bad for your first strike.
Current HP: InsertNameHere has 62.0 HP and Star has 100.0 HP

InsertNameHere's strength overpowered Star's entities! (82.0 attack vs. 72.0 defense)
InsertNameHere dealt 12.0 damage!
InsertNameHere took 2 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: InsertNameHere has 60.0 HP and Star has 88.0 HP

Star's strength overpowered InsertNameHere's alchemies! (51.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense)
Star dealt 3.0 damage!
Current HP: InsertNameHere has 57.0 HP and Star has 88.0 HP

InsertNameHere's strength overpowered Star's intelligence! (79.0 attack vs. 51.0 defense)
InsertNameHere dealt 33.0 damage!
InsertNameHere took 6 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: InsertNameHere has 51.0 HP and Star has 55.0 HP

Star's alchemies overpowered InsertNameHere's alchemies! (52.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense)
Star dealt 21.0 damage!
Current HP: InsertNameHere has 30.0 HP and Star has 55.0 HP

InsertNameHere's strength overpowered Star's entities! (79.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense)
InsertNameHere dealt 27.0 damage!
InsertNameHere took 5 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: InsertNameHere has 25.0 HP and Star has 28.0 HP

Star's alchemies overpowered InsertNameHere's entities! (69.0 attack vs. 32.0 defense)
Star dealt 53.0 damage!
Current HP: InsertNameHere has -28.0 HP and Star has 28.0 HP

Star has killed InsertNameHere! And he wins his entry match!


"=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=QUAD DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-="

Kolyarut and Electron vs. Pokefan and PARANOiA Positron isn't around. Sadly.

Kolyarut's strength overpowered PARANOiA's dexterity! (78.0 attack vs. 27.0 defense)
Kolyarut dealt 64.0 damage!
Electron's intelligence overpowered Pokefan's dexterity! (72.0 attack vs. 58.0 defense)
Electron dealt 9.0 damage!
Current HP: Kolyarut has 100.0 HP, Electron has 100.0 HP, Pokefan has 91.0 HP, PARANOiA has 36.0 HP

Pokefan's alchemies overpowered Electron's intelligence! (67.0 attack vs. 58.0 defense)
Pokefan dealt 11.0 damage!
PARANOiA's dexterity overpowered Electron's strength! (77.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense)
PARANOiA dealt 45.0 damage!
PARANOiA took 7 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Kolyarut has 100.0 HP, Electron has 44.0 HP, Pokefan has 91.0 HP, PARANOiA has 29.0 HP

Kolyarut's alchemies overpowered Pokefan's intelligence! (54.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
Kolyarut dealt 6.0 damage!
PARANOiA's entities blocked Electron's entities! (40.0 attack vs. 59.0 defense)

Current HP: Kolyarut has 100.0 HP, Electron has 44.0 HP, Pokefan has 85.0 HP, PARANOiA has 29.0 HP

Pokefan's alchemies overpowered Electron's dexterity! (72.0 attack vs. 61.0 defense)
Pokefan dealt 14.0 damage!
PARANOiA's strength overpowered Kolyarut's dexterity! (70.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense)
PARANOiA dealt 24.0 damage!
PARANOiA took 3 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Kolyarut has 76.0 HP, Electron has 30.0 HP, Pokefan has 85.0 HP, PARANOiA has 26.0 HP

Kolyarut's alchemies overpowered PARANOiA's entities! (60.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
Kolyarut dealt 16.0 damage!
Electron's alchemies overpowered PARANOiA's entities! (78.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense)
Electron dealt 52.0 damage!
PARANOiA has been defeated!
Current HP: Kolyarut has 76.0 HP, Electron has 30.0 HP, Pokefan has 85.0 HP,

Pokefan's dexterity overpowered Kolyarut's intelligence! (84.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense)
Pokefan dealt 51.0 damage!
Current HP: Kolyarut has 25.0 HP, Electron has 30.0 HP, Pokefan has 85.0 HP,

Kolyarut's intelligence overpowered Pokefan's alchemies! (49.0 attack vs. 41.0 defense)
Kolyarut dealt 7.0 damage!
Pokefan's intelligence blocked Electron's intelligence! (45.0 attack vs. 59.0 defense)

Current HP: Kolyarut has 25.0 HP, Electron has 30.0 HP, Pokefan has 78.0 HP,

Pokefan's entities overpowered Electron's intelligence! (53.0 attack vs. 24.0 defense)
Pokefan dealt 38.0 damage!
Electron has been defeated!
Current HP: Kolyarut has 25.0 HP, Pokefan has 78.0 HP,

Kolyarut's entities overpowered Pokefan's intelligence! (47.0 attack vs. 38.0 defense)
Kolyarut dealt 11.0 damage!
Current HP: Kolyarut has 25.0 HP, Pokefan has 67.0 HP,

Pokefan's strength overpowered Kolyarut's dexterity! (52.0 attack vs. 45.0 defense)
Pokefan dealt 7.0 damage!
Current HP: Kolyarut has 18.0 HP, Pokefan has 67.0 HP,

Kolyarut's entities overpowered Pokefan's strength! (63.0 attack vs. 22.0 defense)
Kolyarut dealt 67.0 damage!
Current HP: Kolyarut has 18.0 HP,


[font=tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Mikoto[font] chose the right time to RP. ALL THE TIME!
Kolyarut grabs Liber Dei. Uh oh...
UserZero flaps their arms like a bird, and somehow flies away from the conflict. Lession one of Godmodding, flight.
Crusher48’s entities rebelled, betraying their creator and killing them! Heh... probably shouldn't have made those endermen have such OP shields...
EXOS grabs Lil' Cal and Curses Umbra before absconding.
Dark Pit accidentally licked a Spiral Sucker and went Trickster.
Dark Pit went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times!
The Godmodder found blueprints for a Mech. However, the Incarnate isn't in the game anymore.
Redstone Block gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed.
11 gets stuffed into a Bonnie Suit.
Maniac flaps their arms like a bird, and somehow flies away from the conflict. Fly me to the moon, UserZero...
Vriska gets stuffed into a Bonnie Suit.

"=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-="

The L[]rd VS. Metal Gear EXCELSUS
The L[]rd's strength overpowered Metal Gear EXCELSUS's intelligence! (86.0 attack vs. 16.0 defense)
The L[]rd dealt 70.0 damage!
Current HP: The L[]rd has 100.0 HP and Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 80.0 HP

Metal Gear EXCELSUS's intelligence overpowered The L[]rd's intelligence! (64.0 attack vs. 47.0 defense)
Metal Gear EXCELSUS dealt 13.0 damage!
Current HP: The L[]rd has 87.0 HP and Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 80.0 HP

The L[]rd's entities overpowered Metal Gear EXCELSUS's intelligence! (59.0 attack vs. 24.0 defense)
The L[]rd dealt 41.0 damage!
Current HP: The L[]rd has 87.0 HP and Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 39.0 HP

The L[]rd's intelligence blocked Metal Gear EXCELSUS's alchemies! (25.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense)

Current HP: The L[]rd has 87.0 HP and Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 39.0 HP

The L[]rd's alchemies overpowered Metal Gear EXCELSUS's alchemies! (59.0 attack vs. 17.0 defense)
The L[]rd dealt 50.0 damage!
Metal Gear EXCELSUS's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 16 damage to him!
Current HP: The L[]rd has 87.0 HP and Metal Gear EXCELSUS has -24.0 HP

The L[]rd has killed Metal Gear EXCELSUS!

[font='courier new', courier, monospace]The Golem narrowly misses Inari[font] with an arrow, then keeps running.
[font="Courier New"]Serpent attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources.

"=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=QUAD DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-="

Dark Pit and Pit vs. Serpent and RED DRAGON

Combo Activated, The Two Angels!
Pit dashes at Serpent and keeps them occupied while Dark Pit aims his Umbra Scepter at the foe.
That's 154 vs. Serpent's defense of 33.0 (str)
It dealt 121.0 damage to Serpent! SPLAT!
RED DRAGON's intelligence blocked Dark Pit's intelligence! (43.0 attack vs. 58.0 defense)

RED DRAGON's strength blocked Pit's intelligence! (53.0 attack vs. 74.0 defense)

Serpent has been defeated!
Current HP: Dark Pit has 70.0 HP, Pit has 100.0 HP, RED DRAGON has 100.0 HP

Dark Pit's alchemies blocked RED DRAGON's entities! (55.0 attack vs. 64.0 defense)

Current HP: Dark Pit has 70.0 HP, Pit has 100.0 HP, RED DRAGON has 100.0 HP

Dark Pit's alchemies overpowered RED DRAGON's intelligence! (83.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
Dark Pit dealt 21.0 damage!
Dark Pit went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
RED DRAGON's intelligence blocked Pit's intelligence! (42.0 attack vs. 68.0 defense)

Current HP: Dark Pit has 50.0 HP, Pit has 100.0 HP, RED DRAGON has 79.0 HP

RED DRAGON's entities overpowered Dark Pit's intelligence! (51.0 attack vs. 23.0 defense)
RED DRAGON dealt 40.0 damage!
Current HP: Dark Pit has 10.0 HP, Pit has 100.0 HP, RED DRAGON has 79.0 HP

Dark Pit's alchemies overpowered RED DRAGON's dexterity! (87.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense)
Dark Pit dealt 35.0 damage!
Pit's dexterity overpowered RED DRAGON's dexterity! (93.0 attack vs. 41.0 defense)
Pit dealt 54.0 damage!
RED DRAGON has been defeated!
Current HP: Dark Pit has 10.0 HP, Pit has 100.0 HP. Just barely survived.


Metal Gear RAY insisted that they do, in fact, exist.
Pricy met with a terrible fate, didn't they? Must... resist... insulting joke...
Mikoto[font] stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job.

"=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=TRI DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-="

Netpatham and TT2000 vs. 5lin65h07
5lin65h07's entities blocked Netpatham's intelligence! (80.0 attack vs. 87.0 defense)

5lin65h07's dexterity blocked TT2000's strength! (46.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)

Current HP: Netpatham has 100.0 HP, TT2000 has 100.0 HP and 5lin65h07 has 100.0 HP

5lin65h07's strength overpowered TT2000's intelligence! (95.0 attack vs. 62.0 defense)
5lin65h07 dealt 34.0 damage!
Current HP: Netpatham has 100.0 HP, TT2000 has 66.0 HP and 5lin65h07 has 100.0 HP

Netpatham's intelligence overpowered 5lin65h07's dexterity! (86.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
Netpatham dealt 35.0 damage!
TT2000's intelligence overpowered 5lin65h07's intelligence! (101.0 attack vs. 77.0 defense)
TT2000 dealt 23.0 damage!
Current HP: Netpatham has 100.0 HP, TT2000 has 66.0 HP and 5lin65h07 has 42.0 HP

5lin65h07's strength overpowered TT2000's intelligence! (102.0 attack vs. 73.0 defense)
5lin65h07 dealt 29.0 damage!
Current HP: Netpatham has 100.0 HP, TT2000 has 37.0 HP and 5lin65h07 has 42.0 HP

Netpatham's dexterity overpowered 5lin65h07's alchemies! (89.0 attack vs. 62.0 defense)
Netpatham dealt 32.0 damage!
5lin65h07's strength blocked TT2000's alchemies! (57.0 attack vs. 66.0 defense)

Current HP: Netpatham has 100.0 HP, TT2000 has 37.0 HP and 5lin65h07 has 10.0 HP

5lin65h07's intelligence overpowered TT2000's dexterity! (97.0 attack vs. 21.0 defense)
5lin65h07 dealt 63.0 damage!
TT2000 has been defeated!
Current HP: Netpatham has 100.0 HP, 5lin65h07 has 10.0 HP

Netpatham's intelligence overpowered 5lin65h07's intelligence! (74.0 attack vs. 53.0 defense)
Netpatham dealt 20.0 damage!
5lin65h07 has been defeated!
Current HP: Netpatham has 100.0 HP, 5lin65h07 has -10.0 HP


Hank spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee.
Star realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up.
NinjaV finds [font=symbol]Gail[font] and fails to do anything.
The reaper is calling The Destroyer's name!.
The Destroyer went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times!
The Destroyer's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 20 damage to him!
The Destroyer's alchemies backfired, dealing 30 damage to him!
Pit accidentally licked a Spiral Sucker and went Trickster. Wait, Isn't Dark Pit already Trickster?
Pit went insane and bashed their head against a wall 90 times!
Walker wondered why all these powerful, plot changing artifacts are piled up in one place.
[font=trebuchet ms,geneva,sans-serif]The Veteran somehow gets a hold of the Bane without dying.
The Veteran was so weak, they took 10 damage!
The L[]rd finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia. 1/5
An arrow whistles past Chaoscreeper's head.
Hank wished they could play regular Minecraft again.
The Mailman Dude makes fun of Umbra, distracting them!
Engie teleports away at a rapid pace.
DarkSide found and flew away in a helicopter.
Tazz barricaded the door, and went about his business.
DarkSide's planned Entity was noped immediately. No airdropping entities from your helicopter!
TSFHISEPIC stole Oryx's shotgun.
The Golem uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War.

"=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-="

Walker VS. Kajiulord
Walker's entities blocked Kajiulord's alchemies! (45.0 attack vs. 57.0 defense)

Current HP: Walker has 100.0 HP and Kajiulord has 100.0 HP

Walker's dexterity overpowered Kajiulord's alchemies! (61.0 attack vs. 5.0 defense)
Walker dealt 67.0 damage!
Current HP: Walker has 100.0 HP and Kajiulord has 33.0 HP

Walker's strength blocked Kajiulord's entities! (57.0 attack vs. 59.0 defense)

Current HP: Walker has 100.0 HP and Kajiulord has 33.0 HP

Walker's entities overpowered Kajiulord's dexterity! (99.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense)
Walker dealt 105.0 damage!
Current HP: Walker has 100.0 HP and Kajiulord has -72.0 HP

Walker has killed Kajiulord!

Inari[font] wonders how he got into this mess... Third wonder.
Positron convinced the Chibi Serena Statue to lend a little aid. POWER UP! POSITRON UNI- shut up me. They aren't from BRM, to my disapointment.
The Mailman Dude's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble... But nothing came of it.
Jondanger23 died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity.
Walker's charisma convinced several allies to their aid, quickly. ... Well, intimidation is a charisma based score.
Engie found a strange man called Not-Mary, and counter-shanked him! IN THE FACE.
[font=courier new,courier]Amp thought the system of a cornucopia was unfairly benifiting players who started facing the open end.
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Dark Pit went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Metal Gear RAY's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 6 damage to him!
Metal Gear RAY's alchemies backfired, dealing 6 damage to him!


"-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 2"


Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect.
Metal Gear RAY finds out he has a Split. Rouge subroutine detected!

Chaoscreeper is thrown into a physical representation of the MCF Editor. Hey, you just barely survived past day 1. Don't blame me.
The Veteran unleashed a caged Killer Rabbit upon Star. MIRAJ! KILL! MURDER! MAIM!
Star was so weak, they took 39 damage!

Kolyarut wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for surveillance. You're new, so you wouldn't know.

TSFHISEPIC tries to kill The L[]rd with a table, but they escape.

DarkSide came across the Cards against Humanity DTG custom pack, and was scarred for life. That new player innocence... gone...

Positron and EXOS went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods.

Jondanger23 murdered Hank. Again.

The Sleuth ran away. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
Shadow Fighter was injured by Pokefan's bow, but managed to escape!.
Shadow Fighter was so weak, they took 16 damage!

Star and UserZero were locked in a closet by TSFHISEPIC.

Star and UserZero stare deep into eachother eyes. The dim light shows them that they have a much deeper connection than they realized at first. They share many personal details about themselves, like how UserZero likes murdering pro-Richards. Then... Star tells UserZero a very deep and personal secret...

"I'm at very low health."

Star was so weak, they took 9 damage!
And then Star died of it!

And so, he died inside the closet. Congradulations! Star X UserZero is now the shortest ship we've ever had. And we can't get any shorter than that.

Engie wound up Gender-bent, but they liked it. Well, you already use female you for your TvT avatar. Well, you have anyway.

Metal Gear RAY saved UserZero and Mikoto[font] from EXOS.

Hank successfully hacked into Wily's Camera System.

Pit and Maniac had a tea party.

Umbra saw Ire's magnificent chair fort, and felt enlightened. Slightly.

Positron tricked [font=tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Mikoto[font] into trying to open a Mimic!

DarkSide wound up Gender-bent, but they were bent back to their original Gender.

Kolyarut worked with the Narrative to obtain plot-based power!.

[font='courier new', courier, monospace]The Golem and Pokefan ended up going on a long romantic walk by the shore together. Maybe this one will last slightly longer.


[spoiler="=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=TRI DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-="]
The Destroyer and Metal Gear RAY vs. Positron
Positron's alchemies blocked The Destroyer's intelligence! (35.0 attack vs. 64.0 defense)

Metal Gear RAY's strength overpowered Positron's alchemies! (84.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense)
Metal Gear RAY dealt 43.0 damage!
Current HP: The Destroyer has 41.0 HP, Metal Gear RAY has 85.0 HP and Positron has 57.0 HP

Positron's alchemies overpowered The Destroyer's intelligence! (72.0 attack vs. 11.0 defense)
Positron dealt 196.0 damage!
The Destroyer's alchemies backfired, dealing 46 damage to him!
The Destroyer has been defeated!
Current HP: Metal Gear RAY has 85.0 HP and Positron has 57.0 HP

Metal Gear RAY's intelligence overpowered Positron's strength! (62.0 attack vs. 53.0 defense)
Metal Gear RAY dealt 8.0 damage!
Current HP: Metal Gear RAY has 85.0 HP and Positron has 49.0 HP

Positron's alchemies overpowered Metal Gear RAY's alchemies! (76.0 attack vs. 31.0 defense)
Positron dealt 79.0 damage!
Metal Gear RAY's alchemies backfired, dealing 15 damage to him!
Metal Gear RAY has been defeated!
Current HP: Positron has 49.0 HP


The Golem goes completely and utterly grimdark.

Jondanger23 comes across a temple of bones but decides to not investigate.

MK-Watson-A decided to join NinjaV's cause.

Positron had enough skill with entities to stop them from going rouge!
Pit tried to brave Yggdrasil's roots, but to no avail.
Pit went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!

Hank steals a few of The Veteran and Netpatham's alchemies.


"=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=QUAD DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-="

Netpatham and Umbra vs. Jondanger23 and Inari[font]

Netpatham's entities overpowered [font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font]'s intelligence! (53.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense)
Netpatham dealt 23.0 damage!
Umbra's alchemies overpowered Jondanger23's alchemies! (60.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense)
Umbra dealt 41.0 damage!
Current HP: Netpatham has 100.0 HP, Umbra has 100.0 HP, Jondanger23 has 59.0 HP, [font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font] has 77.0 HP

Jondanger23's dexterity overpowered Netpatham's entities! (77.0 attack vs. 22.0 defense)
Jondanger23 dealt 66.0 damage!
Jondanger23 took 13 damage in retailiation!
[font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font]'s alchemies overpowered Netpatham's intelligence! (62.0 attack vs. 33.0 defense)
[font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font] dealt 41.0 damage!
[font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font] took 8 damage in retailiation!
Netpatham has been defeated!
Current HP: Umbra has 100.0 HP, Jondanger23 has 48.0 HP, [font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font] has 69.0 HP

Umbra's strength overpowered Jondanger23's strength! (79.0 attack vs. 67.0 defense)
Umbra dealt 12.0 damage!
Current HP: Umbra has 100.0 HP, Jondanger23 has 36.0 HP, [font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font] has 69.0 HP

Jondanger23's alchemies overpowered Umbra's entities! (40.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense)
Jondanger23 dealt 1.0 damage! good job.
[font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font]'s alchemies overpowered Umbra's intelligence! (65.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense)
[font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font] dealt 41.0 damage!
Current HP: Umbra has 58.0 HP, Jondanger23 has 36.0 HP, [font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font] has 69.0 HP

Jondanger23's dexterity blocked Umbra's alchemies! (54.0 attack vs. 62.0 defense)

Current HP: Umbra has 58.0 HP, Jondanger23 has 36.0 HP, [font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font] has 69.0 HP

Umbra's alchemies blocked Jondanger23's entities! (39.0 attack vs. 41.0 defense)

[font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font]'s entities overpowered Umbra's entities! (71.0 attack vs. 53.0 defense)
[font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font] dealt 25.0 damage!
Current HP: Umbra has 33.0 HP, Jondanger23 has 36.0 HP, [font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font] has 69.0 HP

Umbra's strength overpowered Jondanger23's alchemies! (63.0 attack vs. 8.0 defense)
Umbra dealt 57.0 damage!
Jondanger23 has been defeated!
Current HP: Umbra has 33.0 HP, [font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font] has 69.0 HP

[font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font]'s strength overpowered Umbra's alchemies! (66.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense)
[font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font] dealt 32.0 damage!
Current HP: Umbra has 1.0 HP, [font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font] has 69.0 HP

Umbra's intelligence overpowered [font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font]'s strength! (45.0 attack vs. 33.0 defense)
Umbra dealt 11.0 damage!
Current HP: Umbra has 1.0 HP, [font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font] has 58.0 HP

[font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font]'s intelligence overpowered Umbra's alchemies! (55.0 attack vs. 32.0 defense)
[font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font] dealt 22.0 damage!
Umbra has been defeated!
Current HP: [font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font] has 58.0 HP


The Ship between [font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font] and Walker was sunk by Crystal.

The L[]rd says "Hello Meatbags1" to NinjaV then departs for flubbing the line.

Walker made an altar to Dome, and sacrificed a lamb on it!

Engie was gifted a Spoil of War from an unknown sponsor.

The Godmodder managed to contain their rage over the newest editor.
The Mailman Dude steals a few of Dark Pit and [font=symbol]Gail[font]'s alchemies.
And then Dark Pit died of it! Stealing someone's pacemaker might be going a little far... [color]

[p]Proof insulted Tazz's grammar to try and prop up their self esteem.

The Godmodder became irritated at the fact that their color is missing.

[font=symbol]Gail[font] realized the meaning of life, but decided they liked living. ...[color]
The Mailman Dude got a Comb Rave and entered Sepulchritude.

Positron ate some Yoyleberries and turned Metal!

Tazz Died in a multi-man melee.
[p][color=#ff6600]Proof became the herald of the Wither Apocalypse.

Positron found some cool stuff in a chest.

[font=courier new,courier]Amp's newest entity was Nerfed.

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[font='courier new', courier, monospace]The Golem[color=#463c64] morns Pokefan's death.


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"-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 3"


Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect.
Gail[font] became engie.
[font=courier new,courier]Amp has recurring nightmares about OWAKS.

Amp got the Skull Barrier.

Engie had their ancestral artifact jacked by Hank.

Walker thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real.

The Veteran and Walker formed a temporary alliance, each plotting to kill each other.
Walker went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!

EXOS wound up on the wrong end of The Bane.
Mikoto[font] plots a narrative-changing Summon.

[font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font] got the Skull Barrier.

DarkSide found the Codex Phobia, and decided to read it.

The L[]rd and Hank had a tea party.


[spoiler="=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-="]
Crystal VS. DarkSide
DarkSide's strength overpowered Crystal's strength! (86.0 attack vs. 78.0 defense)
DarkSide dealt 9.0 damage!
Current HP: Crystal has 91.0 HP and DarkSide has 100.0 HP

Crystal's alchemies overpowered DarkSide's strength! (87.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
Crystal dealt 38.0 damage!
Crystal took 7 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Crystal has 84.0 HP and DarkSide has 62.0 HP

Crystal's dexterity blocked DarkSide's intelligence! (63.0 attack vs. 64.0 defense)

Current HP: Crystal has 84.0 HP and DarkSide has 62.0 HP

Crystal's alchemies overpowered DarkSide's entities! (71.0 attack vs. 44.0 defense)
Crystal dealt 38.0 damage!
Crystal took 7 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Crystal has 77.0 HP and DarkSide has 24.0 HP

Crystal's strength blocked DarkSide's intelligence! (48.0 attack vs. 77.0 defense)

Current HP: Crystal has 77.0 HP and DarkSide has 24.0 HP

Crystal's alchemies overpowered DarkSide's dexterity! (76.0 attack vs. 72.0 defense)
Crystal dealt 5.0 damage!
Crystal took 1 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Crystal has 76.0 HP and DarkSide has 19.0 HP

DarkSide's alchemies overpowered Crystal's strength! (73.0 attack vs. 68.0 defense)
DarkSide dealt 7.0 damage!
Current HP: Crystal has 69.0 HP and DarkSide has 19.0 HP

Crystal's intelligence overpowered DarkSide's intelligence! (58.0 attack vs. 21.0 defense)
Crystal dealt 35.0 damage!
Crystal took 7 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Crystal has 62.0 HP and DarkSide has -16.0 HP

Crystal has killed DarkSide!

The Mailman Dude noticed an extremely rare beetle while falling and forgot to hit the ground.


"=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=QUAD DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-="

NinjaV and Hank vs. [font=trebuchet ms,geneva,sans-serif]The Veteran and Engie

The Veteran's entities overpowered Hank's strength! (90.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
The Veteran dealt 43.0 damage!
Hank's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 6 damage to him!
Engie's intelligence overpowered Hank's entities! (39.0 attack vs. 10.0 defense)
Engie dealt 31.0 damage!
Current HP: NinjaV has 100.0 HP, Hank has 20.0 HP, The Veteran has 100.0 HP, Engie has 100.0 HP

NinjaV's dexterity overpowered Engie's intelligence! (88.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense)
NinjaV dealt 51.0 damage!
Hank's strength overpowered Engie's strength! (95.0 attack vs. 61.0 defense)
Hank dealt 35.0 damage!
Current HP: NinjaV has 100.0 HP, Hank has 20.0 HP, The Veteran has 100.0 HP, Engie has 14.0 HP

The Veteran's intelligence overpowered Hank's alchemies! (73.0 attack vs. 57.0 defense)
The Veteran dealt 15.0 damage!
Hank's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 6 damage to him!
Engie's dexterity overpowered NinjaV's strength! (101.0 attack vs. 32.0 defense)
Engie dealt 92.0 damage!
Hank has been defeated!
Current HP: NinjaV has 8.0 HP, The Veteran has 100.0 HP, Engie has 14.0 HP

NinjaV's dexterity overpowered The Veteran's intelligence! (62.0 attack vs. 40.0 defense)
NinjaV dealt 26.0 damage!
Current HP: NinjaV has 8.0 HP, The Veteran has 74.0 HP, Engie has 14.0 HP

The Veteran's strength overpowered NinjaV's entities! (53.0 attack vs. 41.0 defense)
The Veteran dealt 14.0 damage!
NinjaV has been defeated!
Current HP: The Veteran has 74.0 HP, Engie has 14.0 HP


The Sleuth managed to **** off the Narrative.
The Sleuth was so weak, they took 240 damage!
The Sleuth managed to stab themself in the foot for 180 damage!
The Sleuth went insane and bashed their head against a wall 255 times!
The Sleuth's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 169 damage to him!
The Sleuth's alchemies backfired, dealing 213 damage to him!
And then The Sleuth died of it! We haven't had that in a while

Kolyarut attempted to ambush The L[]rd!
Kolyarut successfully ambushed The L[]rd and dealt a painful blow!
The L[]rd took 75 damage!
UserZero finds out she has a Split.

The Mailman Dude Challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. They win.

UserZero watches the stars move across the sky.

Inari[font] managed to pull an entity from Wilson's dreamscape.

[font='courier new', courier, monospace]The Golem awakens to find themselves writing on the walls of a cave with their own blood.
The Golem went insane and bashed their head against a wall 18 times!
The Golem's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 8 damage to him!

TSFHISEPIC managed to level an entire army of Tabletop Soldiers! Wow!
Shadow Fighter unleashed a caged Killer Rabbit upon Crystal.
Crystal's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 50 damage to him!
Shadow Fighter's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him!

Pit discussed plans to hunt monsters with [p]Proof.
Pit came up with an unbearably stupid plan, and [p]Proof agreed to it! They both received injuries...
Pit took 30 damage!
Pit went insane and bashed their head against a wall 24 times!
And Pit died of it!
[p]Proof took 24 damage!
TSFHISEPIC is convinced that the moon does not exist by Binary.

Positron ran into some Nexus mooks and completely mower over them.

The Golem badgers Twin incessantly about a topic. Even though he isn't GM anymore.
The Golem went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!

[p]Proof spends some time using the Alchemiter.

Positron is plagued by EAS Tones, but has ear plugs handy.

Crystal tricked The Godmodder into trying to open a Mimic!

The memes, Mikoto[font].

The Godmodder stole the heart of Pokefan. Quite literally.
Pokefan was so weak, they took 40 damage!
And then Pokefan died of it! FATALITY!

The Godmodder went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!

Kolyarut was ready for freddy. This time around...

Crystal fought off residual bits of the Glitch.
[/spoiler]
[font='courier new', courier, monospace]The Golem went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
The Golem's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 4 damage to him!
UserZero went insane and bashed their head against a wall 2 times!
Walker went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!


"-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 4"


Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect.
Shadow Fighter saved Walker and Amp from Crystal.

Kolyarut steals a few of TSFHISEPIC and The Mailman Dude's alchemies.

UserZero unleashed a caged Killer Rabbit upon Crystal.
Crystal was so weak, they took 50 damage!
Crystal managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage!
Crystal went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
Crystal's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 80 damage to him!
And then Crystal died of it! We have a lot of rabbit to go around.

Maniac sits still in a corner and cries. It's okay... Senpai The Lord will notice you someday... shush...

Mikoto[font] gets stuffed into a Chica Suit. RARW!
[font=courier new,courier]Amp spends the night confused about Inari[font]'s side character. His name is either Wilson or Laiko, depending on his mood and the powers he is using at the moment. And no, it's not a split. And yes, it's very simple.

Engie spends their turn attacking UserZero's summons. Whack Conglomorate!
UserZero's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 14 damage to him!

[font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font] was approved to be GM of the next DTG game, and obtained godlike power! YERS! INARI FOR GM!

TSFHISEPIC suddenly goes Trickster, to the annoyance of The Godmodder.

Maniac ran into some Nexus mooks and completely mower over them.

Maniac and [font='courier new', courier, monospace]The Golem had a tea party.

The Golem worked on a mech with The Mailman Dude.
It was ruined thanks to The Golem.
The Golem went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
[p]Proof got the Metal Blades.

Engie expended a 5-post charge for a random soldier dude.

Positron celebrated their cake-day!.

Kolyarut managed to pro-snipe the Titan’s weakpoint, killing it instantly!
The L[]rd invoked the wrath of the GM and lost weapons and entities as a result.

The L[]rd spends a 5 post charge to make a tent.

The Veteran changed allegiances. I'm going rouge...




"-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 5"


Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
The Narrative decided, "Screw you, have a freakin FIRE TORNADO!". Some tributes will get nasty 3rd degree burns.
The Veteran tries to steal the Update Terminal, but fails. Rouges get to do whatever they want!


[spoiler="=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=QUAD DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-="]
The Mailman Dude and TSFHISEPIC vs. The L[]rd and UserZero

The Mailman Dude's entities overpowered The L[]rd's entities! (65.0 attack vs. 19.0 defense)
The Mailman Dude dealt 66.0 damage!
TSFHISEPIC's dexterity overpowered UserZero's alchemies! (72.0 attack vs. 68.0 defense)
TSFHISEPIC dealt 4.0 damage!
The L[]rd has been defeated!
The L[]rd's parting wish cursed The Mailman Dude!
The L[]rd's parting wish cursed TSFHISEPIC!
Current HP: The Mailman Dude has 100.0 HP, TSFHISEPIC has 100.0 HP, UserZero has 80.0 HP

UserZero's dexterity overpowered TSFHISEPIC's entities! (69.0 attack vs. 16.0 defense)
UserZero dealt 63.0 damage!
Current HP: The Mailman Dude has 100.0 HP, TSFHISEPIC has 37.0 HP, UserZero has 80.0 HP

The Mailman Dude's entities overpowered UserZero's dexterity! (50.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense)
The Mailman Dude dealt 11.0 damage!
TSFHISEPIC's strength overpowered UserZero's strength! (79.0 attack vs. 75.0 defense)
TSFHISEPIC dealt 4.0 damage!
Current HP: The Mailman Dude has 100.0 HP, TSFHISEPIC has 37.0 HP, UserZero has 65.0 HP

UserZero's alchemies overpowered The Mailman Dude's entities! (76.0 attack vs. 30.0 defense)
UserZero dealt 66.0 damage!
Current HP: The Mailman Dude has 34.0 HP, TSFHISEPIC has 37.0 HP, UserZero has 65.0 HP

The Mailman Dude's intelligence overpowered UserZero's entities! (43.0 attack vs. 23.0 defense)
The Mailman Dude dealt 19.0 damage!
TSFHISEPIC's dexterity overpowered UserZero's alchemies! (54.0 attack vs. 52.0 defense)
TSFHISEPIC dealt 2.0 damage!
Current HP: The Mailman Dude has 34.0 HP, TSFHISEPIC has 37.0 HP, UserZero has 44.0 HP

UserZero's strength overpowered TSFHISEPIC's dexterity! (77.0 attack vs. 22.0 defense)
UserZero dealt 66.0 damage!
TSFHISEPIC has been defeated!
Current HP: The Mailman Dude has 34.0 HP, UserZero has 94.0 HP Heal up...

The Mailman Dude's dexterity overpowered UserZero's intelligence! (103.0 attack vs. 0.0 defense) Wow... nice job actually rolling a 0.
The Mailman Dude dealt 123.0 damage!
UserZero went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
UserZero has been defeated!
UserZero's parting wish cursed The Mailman Dude!
UserZero's parting wish cursed TSFHISEPIC!
Current HP: The Mailman Dude has 34.0 HP,


Surprise surprise, The Godmodder has a weakness to being petted. Maniac takes advantage of it. Especially by tubas.
The Godmodder went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!

Amp accidentally downed a potion of assisted suicide.
Amp was so weak, they took 110 damage!
And then Amp died of it!

The Godmodder changed allegiances. This just in, the Godmodder is now Anti-Godmodder. Stupid midlife crisis.

Kolyarut summoned a trusty steed to travel around faster.

The Golem got the Skull Barrier.

Walker reads some newly-acquired books from Scratch's Library.

Inari[font] accidentally divided by zero and died. Seems like not even the update terminal can properly handle an arithmatic exception.
The Mailman Dude hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS.
The Mailman Dude went insane and bashed their head against a wall 46 times!
And then The Mailman Dude died of it!

Engie got nope'd by the curse of repetition.
Engie's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 154 damage to him!
And then Engie died of it!

Shadow Fighter kills off his Side Characters.
Shadow Fighter was burnt by the outside of the fire tornado.
Shadow Fighter took 15 damage!
Shadow Fighter was so weak, they took 20 damage!
Shadow Fighter's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 29 damage to him!

Positron noticed an extremely rare beetle while falling and forgot to hit the ground.

Positron spends a 5 post charge to make a tent. A SKY TENT!

Kolyarut wound up in Mime Hell, but escaped.
[font='courier new', courier, monospace]The Golem gave a small portion of blood to the Blood God!
The Golem went insane and bashed their head against a wall 8 times!

The Veteran managed to insta-summon a Player without conseuqence.

Walker accidentally hits Ctrl-V, and is promptly killed by the wall of text in their clipboard.
[p]Proof bugged the GM for an update on the Echeladder. Even though it doens't exist any more.

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The Golem went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
The Golem's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 4 damage to him!


"-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 6"


Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Suddenly, The area around you starts to glitch out!! All attacks have a chance to miss their target.
Positron and Kolyarut both injured each other in a fight before running off.

[p]Proof and The Veteran stays at Wilson's Potion Shop. But... the Veteran and Wilson... aren't... whatever.

Positron accused The Golem of copying their alchemies, and won the copyright claim.
The Golem went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
The Golem's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him!

The Veteran, git rkt m8. Scrub.
The Godmodder tried to brave Yggdrasil's roots, but to no avail.

Maniac gets stuffed into a Chica Suit.



"-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 7"


Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
The sky is falling! After every event today, tributes must make a dex check to dodge meteorites.
The Godmodder bought something from Wilson. Advertisement here!.
The Godmodder is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
The Godmodder took 20 damage!
Do you want meteor insurance with that?

The Golem fends off the animatronics with noisemakers.
The Golem went insane and bashed their head against a wall 12 times!
And then The Golem died of it! Stupid noise.

[p]Proof shoved The Godmodder into a den of spiders.
The Godmodder went insane and bashed their head against a wall 2 times! Godmodder is taking some hits...

Shadow Fighter remembered about grammar.
Kolyarut noticed an extremely rare beetle while falling and forgot to hit the ground.

Kolyarut dreams of alchemies to come.

Positron tripped Wily's Security Alarms. It cost him some of his entities.




"-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 8"


Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
The end days are here... The Apocalypse has come. For today only, EVERY other harmful weather is in effect. Good luck mortals.
The Godmodder has activated RAGE MODE!.
The Godmodder is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
The Godmodder took 20 damage!
The Godmodder went insane and bashed their head against a wall 40 times!
Ow. That probably didn't help calm him down. ... Wait... the Godmodder is on ONE HP! And you know what happens when Godmodders get low on health...


[spoiler="=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-="]
Kolyarut VS. Positron
Positron's alchemies overpowered Kolyarut's intelligence! (108.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense)
Positron dealt 99.0 damage!
Current HP: Kolyarut has -46.0 HP and Positron has 79.0 HP

Positron has killed Kolyarut!

[p]Proof looked up the necronomicon.
[p]Proof is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
[p]Proof took 20 damage!
[p]Proof went insane and bashed their head against a wall 190 times!
And then [p]Proof died of it!

The rain clears up.
What snow is left on the ground starts to melt.
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Shadow Fighter got a package!
Shadow Fighter was so weak, they took 12 damage!
Shadow Fighter's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 12 damage to him!
Shadow Fighter's alchemies backfired, dealing 6 damage to him!


"-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 9"


Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Ire must've done something; it's raining chairs!
Shadow Fighter ascended to a new rank on the Godmodding Scale.


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Positron VS. The Godmodder
The Godmodder's dexterity blocked Positron's intelligence! (56.0 attack vs. 74.0 defense)

Current HP: Positron has 80.0 HP and The Godmodder has 1.0 HP. Half a heart is left... but don't die die die...

Positron's dexterity blocked The Godmodder's dexterity! (96.0 attack vs. 108.0 defense)

Current HP: Positron has 80.0 HP and The Godmodder has 1.0 HP

The Godmodder's dexterity blocked Positron's intelligence! (53.0 attack vs. 77.0 defense) Clutch dodge.

Current HP: Positron has 80.0 HP and The Godmodder has 1.0 HP

The Godmodder's alchemies overpowered Positron's entities! (108.0 attack vs. 34.0 defense)
The Godmodder dealt 132.0 damage! And wham.
Current HP: Positron has -52.0 HP and The Godmodder has 1.0 HP

The Godmodder has killed Positron!


"=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-="

The Godmodder VS. Shadow Fighter
The Godmodder's alchemies blocked Shadow Fighter's intelligence! (44.0 attack vs. 76.0 defense)

Current HP: The Godmodder has 1.0 HP and Shadow Fighter has 28.0 HP

The Godmodder's dexterity overpowered Shadow Fighter's alchemies! (87.0 attack vs. 27.0 defense)
The Godmodder dealt 154.0 damage!

And on 1 HP, he gets two kills! ... Wait... but killing a tribute gives -10 int. And the Godmodder is at 0 int...

The Godmodder went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Current HP: The Godmodder has -16.0 HP and Shadow Fighter has -126.0 HP

Somehow, both The Godmodder and Shadow Fighter killed each other! Huh.

Photo finish! Down to a 50/50!

However, the Narrative flipped a coin and decided that The Godmodder is the winner.

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Results

The Godmodder is the winner with these stats...
64.0 strength, 48.0 dexterity, -10.0 intelligence, 71.3 entities, 70.0 alchemies.

[spoiler=epilog]

Slowly... painfully... the Godmodder picks himself up from the dust at -16 HP but still fighting. He has shown how strong he is. Even when he should be dead, he isn't. There is just one more foe he has to take on...

He punches himself in the face and dies.

He's Anti-Godmodder now, remember? The Godmodder has slain the Godmodder.



The fallen, in order with stats
50: Justin -2.1 strength, 9.5 dexterity, 20.7 intelligence, -0.5 entities, -5.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Justin was killed by Chaoscreeper and The Sleuth
49: InsertNameHere 30.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: InsertNameHere was slain by Star
48: Electron 35.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Electron was killed by Pokefan and PARANOiA
47: PARANOiA 30.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 22.8 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: PARANOiA was killed by Kolyarut and Electron
46: Crusher48 40.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Crusher48’s entities rebelled, betraying their creator and killing them!
45: Redstone Block 40.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 60.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Redstone Block gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed.
44: 11 20.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 50.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 60.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: 11 gets stuffed into a Bonnie Suit.
43: Vriska 21.1 strength, 36.1 dexterity, 36.1 intelligence, 21.1 entities, 41.1 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Vriska gets stuffed into a Bonnie Suit.
42: Metal Gear EXCELSUS 90.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Metal Gear EXCELSUS was slain by The L[]rd
41: Serpent 27.0 strength, 37.0 dexterity, 32.0 intelligence, 12.0 entities, 27.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Serpent was killed by Dark Pit and Pit
40: RED DRAGON 60.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: RED DRAGON was killed by Dark Pit and Pit
39: Pricy -2.0 strength, -2.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pricy met with a terrible fate, didn't they?
38: TT2000 10.0 strength, 15.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 60.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: TT2000 was killed by 5lin65h07
37: 5lin65h07 50.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 50.0 intelligence, 60.0 entities, 45.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: 5lin65h07 was killed by Netpatham and TT2000
36: Kajiulord 49.0 strength, 21.0 dexterity, 60.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Kajiulord was slain by Walker
35: Chaoscreeper 14.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 34.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Chaoscreeper is thrown into a physical representation of the MCF Editor.
34: Star 0.0 strength, 39.0 dexterity, 39.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Star died of battle wounds
33: The Destroyer 80.0 strength, 10.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Destroyer was killed by Positron
32: Metal Gear RAY 44.5 strength, 64.5 dexterity, 11.3 intelligence, 3.3 entities, -8.8 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Metal Gear RAY was killed by Positron
31: Netpatham 30.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 27.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Netpatham was killed by Jondanger23 and Inari[font]
30: Umbra 28.0 strength, 12.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 31.0 entities, 18.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Umbra was killed by Jondanger23 and [font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font]
29: Jondanger23 39.0 strength, 47.0 dexterity, 67.3 intelligence, 2.0 entities, 7.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Jondanger23 was killed by Netpatham and Umbra
28: Dark Pit 50.0 strength, 55.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Dark Pit died of battle wounds
27: Tazz 35.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tazz Died in a multi-man melee.
26: [font=symbol]Gail[font] 5.0 strength, 65.0 dexterity, 45.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: [font=symbol]Gail[font] became engie.
25: EXOS 22.4 strength, 18.0 dexterity, 48.5 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: EXOS wound up on the wrong end of The Bane.
24: DarkSide 60.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 15.0 intelligence, 21.0 entities, 33.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: DarkSide was slain by Crystal
23: NinjaV 30.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 51.0 intelligence, 33.0 entities, 48.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: NinjaV was killed by [font=trebuchet ms,geneva,sans-serif]The Veteran and Engie
22: Hank 43.05 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 38.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 54.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Hank was killed by The Veteran and Engie
21: The Sleuth 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Sleuth died of battle wounds
20: Pit 52.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pit died of battle wounds
19: Pokefan 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 13.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 31.6 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pokefan died of battle wounds
18: Crystal 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Crystal died of battle wounds
17: Mikoto[font] 19.0 strength, 44.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: [font=tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Mikoto[font] gets stuffed into a Chica Suit.
16: TSFHISEPIC 24.0 strength, 11.0 dexterity, -4.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: TSFHISEPIC was killed by The L[]rd and UserZero
15: The L[]rd 47.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 16.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 45.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The L[]rd was killed by The Mailman Dude and TSFHISEPIC
14: UserZero 48.0 strength, 39.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: UserZero was killed by The Mailman Dude and TSFHISEPIC
13: [font=courier new,courier]Amp 0.0 strength, 31.6 dexterity, 17.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Amp died of battle wounds
12: Inari[font] 63.0 strength, 65.0 dexterity, 32.8 intelligence, 70.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: [font=georgia,palatino,serif]Inari[font] accidentally divided by zero and died.
11: The Mailman Dude 105.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Mailman Dude died of battle wounds
10: Engie 60.0 strength, 57.0 dexterity, 53.6 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 9.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Engie died of battle wounds
9: Walker 78.0 strength, 23.0 dexterity, 18.0 intelligence, 70.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Walker accidentally hits Ctrl-V, and is promptly killed by the wall of text in their clipboard.
8: [font=trebuchet ms,geneva,sans-serif]The Veteran 14.0 strength, 15.0 dexterity, 17.0 intelligence, 51.05 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Veteran, git rkt m8.
7: Maniac 34.4 strength, 43.0 dexterity, 31.0 intelligence, 28.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Maniac gets stuffed into a Chica Suit.
6: The Golem 63.05 strength, 32.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 16.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Golem died of battle wounds
5: Kolyarut 64.0 strength, 87.0 dexterity, 49.0 intelligence, 148.0 entities, 48.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Kolyarut was slain by Positron
4: Proof 35.0 strength, 18.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 42.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: [p]Proof died of battle wounds
3: Positron 104.0 strength, 108.0 dexterity, 46.0 intelligence, 47.0 entities, 85.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Positron was slain by The Godmodder
2: Shadow Fighter 12.0 strength, 67.0 dexterity, 18.5 intelligence, 12.0 entities, 12.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Shadow Fighter was slain by The Godmodder

This round, the Helix vs. Dome score was 1 V. 3. DOME WINS!
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Can we do another one of these?

Originally posted on 2015-10-26 22:12:00

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The new one is up on the forge thread. I don't have the time right now to transfer it over to here though.

http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...tabase?page=484

Originally posted on 2015-10-27 01:01:00

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Idea for Mashup event.

4 EPIC RAP BATTLES OF DTG! (Player 1)! VERSUS! (Player 2)! BEGIN! {60i}/{60i}
-- Both (Player 1) and (Player 2)'s raps were terrible! They are booed offstage by their own entities! {-30e}/{-30e}
+- (Player 1) wins! He takes some of (Player 2)'s entities! {20e}/{-20e}
-+ (Player 2) wins! He takes some of (Player 1)'s entities! {-20e}/{20e}
++ Both Tribute's raps are so good, the audience showers them in buffs! {10i 10e}/{10i 10e}


Originally posted on 2015-11-01 05:24:00

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Because two people are reading this for some reason, I might as well say this. I still know this exists, and I wanted to run another as part of one of my entity's action, but it's not been happening as fast as I thought it would...

this is what I said I'd post here a long time ago. This is from http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...tabase?page=484 . Although, I really think you should just read it there. Lots of the BB code things don't transfer over very well.

All standard events loaded!
All Blood Bath events loaded!
All fatal events loaded!
All mashup events loaded!
All tributes loaded!
All combos loaded!

passives

Serpent gains passive number 39
Crystal gains passive number 55
Crystal gains passive number 51
Crystal gains passive number 31
Netpatham gains passive number 4
The L[]rd gains passive number 46
The L[]rd gains passive number 17
The L[]rd gains passive number 35
Maniac gains passive number 42
Maniac gains passive number 8
Maniac gains passive number 41
Amp gains passive number 55
InsertNameHere gains passive number 47
The Godmodder gains passive number 57
NinjaV gains passive number 37
NinjaV gains passive number 19
NinjaV gains passive number 57
Umbra gains passive number 5
Umbra gains passive number 7
Umbra gains passive number 16
Kajiulord gains passive number 53
Kajiulord gains passive number 22
Kajiulord gains passive number 54
Pit gains passive number 37
Hank gains passive number 33
Vriska gains passive number 28
11 gains passive number 4
Proof gains passive number 1
Dark Pit gains passive number 43
Metal Gear RAY gains passive number 41
Metal Gear EXCELSUS gains passive number 15
Pokefan gains passive number 10
TT2000 gains passive number 40
5lin65h07 gains passive number 51
PARANOiA gains passive number 32
Redstone Block gains passive number 12
RED DRAGON gains passive number 31
Jondanger23 gains passive number 39
TSFHISEPIC gains passive number 52
The Mailman Dude gains passive number 43
The Mailman Dude gains passive number 34
The Mailman Dude gains passive number 42
Electron gains passive number 3
Positron gains passive number 9
The Golem gains passive number 10
Mikoto gains passive number 30
Gail gains passive number 51
The Veteran gains passive number 14
Inari gains passive number 55
The Sleuth gains passive number 40
UserZero gains passive number 14
Walker gains passive number 21
The Destroyer gains passive number 35
Star gains passive number 48
Chaoscreeper gains passive number 48
EXOS gains passive number 35
Crusher48 gains passive number 26
Kolyarut gains passive number 26
DarkSide gains passive number 46
Shadow Fighter gains passive number 23
Justin gains passive number 7
Tazz gains passive number 6
Mercury gains passive number 37
Willow gains passive number 42

[p]Everything is ready. May the odds be ever in your favor!
Jondanger23's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 4 damage to him![/p]
Bloodbath

All 50 tributes stand ready for the count to hit 0...
And they're off!

The Golem had a brilliant Entity idea brought on by the madness of combat!.
Mercury resisted Lord Dome's mind control and sent him back to the PC! Hey look, I actually remembered that you exist.
Tazz wished they could play regular Minecraft again. Yeah... no time to play MC when you're GMing.
Walker found a Syringe full of Liquid Memes, perfect for enhancing Entities.
Jondanger23 convinced the Chibi Serena Statue to lend a little aid. You go show those entities of yours.
Crystal convinced the Chibi Serena Statue to lend a little aid.
Redstone Block decided to not go to that light in the distance.
Shadow Fighter and Willow were shipped so fast 11 had to break it up. vicious. That doesn't actually count as a ship. Also, there's a reason I decided to include Willow again. Wilson isn't here though.
Gail stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job.
DarkSide finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia.
PARANOiA made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova.
Maniac got the keys to the Abomination.
Inari runs off into the distance.
Maniac made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova.
Umbra realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up.

Spoiler Alert
The Golem VS. Crusher48
Crusher48's strength overpowered The Golem's entities! (85.0 attack vs. 31.0 defense)
Crusher48 dealt 57.0 damage!
Crusher48 took 11 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: The Golem has 43.0 HP and Crusher48 has 89.0 HP

The Golem's strength overpowered Crusher48's entities! (98.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
The Golem dealt 45.0 damage!
Current HP: The Golem has 43.0 HP and Crusher48 has 44.0 HP

Crusher48's dexterity overpowered The Golem's entities! (91.0 attack vs. 38.0 defense)
Crusher48 dealt 55.0 damage!
Crusher48 took 11 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: The Golem has -12.0 HP and Crusher48 has 33.0 HP

Crusher48 has killed The Golem!


Spoiler Alert
Hank VS. UserZero
Hank's entities overpowered UserZero's dexterity! (63.0 attack vs. 31.0 defense)
Hank dealt 46.0 damage!
Current HP: Hank has 100.0 HP and UserZero has 54.0 HP

UserZero's intelligence overpowered Hank's alchemies! (66.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense)
UserZero dealt 13.0 damage!
Current HP: Hank has 87.0 HP and UserZero has 54.0 HP

Hank's alchemies overpowered UserZero's entities! (74.0 attack vs. 44.0 defense)
Hank dealt 43.0 damage!
Current HP: Hank has 87.0 HP and UserZero has 11.0 HP

UserZero's dexterity overpowered Hank's dexterity! (84.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense)
UserZero dealt 45.0 damage!
Current HP: Hank has 42.0 HP and UserZero has 11.0 HP

UserZero's alchemies blocked Hank's entities! (44.0 attack vs. 45.0 defense)

Current HP: Hank has 42.0 HP and UserZero has 11.0 HP

UserZero's dexterity overpowered Hank's entities! (56.0 attack vs. 40.0 defense)
UserZero dealt 17.0 damage!
Current HP: Hank has 25.0 HP and UserZero has 11.0 HP

Hank's intelligence overpowered UserZero's intelligence! (63.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense)
Hank dealt 19.0 damage!
Current HP: Hank has 25.0 HP and UserZero has -8.0 HP

Hank has killed UserZero! UserZero killed Hank. Aga- huh?


Spoiler Alert
The L[]rd and The Destroyer vs. Chaoscreeper and The Sleuth IREFIGHT!

Combo Activated, Stolen Memory!
Chaos channels his energy, and tears a glitch portal open between his Mindscape and the battlefield! Somehow, a second Sleuth appears. This Sleuth appears to be visibly shaken by SOMETHING, but Chaos appears to have moderate control over it. Both Sleuths spring into action, each one armed with an Armistyx! They both chain their attacks on The L[]rd, and end wiping the floor with them by ending with a Twin Atom Bomb Scythe COMBO! The Second Sleuth vanishes back to Chaos's Mindscape.
That's 174 vs. The L[]rd's defense of 62.0 (dex)
It dealt 56.0 damage to The L[]rd!
Chaoscreeper's entities overpowered The Destroyer's intelligence! (84.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense)
Chaoscreeper dealt 136.0 damage!
The Sleuth's alchemies overpowered The L[]rd's entities! (63.0 attack vs. -20.0 defense) Eh? -20 defense? Must be from a debuff.
The Sleuth dealt 119.0 damage!
The L[]rd was so weak, they took 38 damage!
The L[]rd managed to stab themself in the foot for 53 damage!
The L[]rd went insane and bashed their head against a wall 67 times!
The L[]rd's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 73 damage to him!
The L[]rd's alchemies backfired, dealing 83 damage to him!
The L[]rd has been defeated!
The Destroyer has been defeated!
Current HP: Chaoscreeper has 100.0 HP, The Sleuth has 100.0 HP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAIoAjiDVf0


5lin65h07 casually traded their soul for extra alchemies.
The Godmodder's planned Entity was noped immediately. You don't get to make big bosses anymore.
Kajiulord managed to find a 'Free Sample' coupon for Armies R' Us.
The Sleuth worked on a mech with Vriska.
It was ruined thanks to The Sleuth.
The Sleuth went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
Hank was hit by the Moon. The moon killed Hank. Again.
Mercury died briefly, but returned with a message from Notch that they promptly forgot.
Willow does a barrel roll, and retreats into the forest. Roll! Do a barrel roll!
Umbra drop-kicked Amp to grab Ircucvci. They lived, though.
The Godmodder drop-kicked Kajiulord to grab Ircucvci. They lived, though.
NinjaV shot down a Martian Probe.
Pit liked their elbow. This somehow didn't kill them. Didn't even have to break your neck to do it.
Walker didn't buy gold quickly enough, and was systematically destroyed by the Illuminati.
Serpent grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest.
InsertNameHere checked the cameras and closed the door in time.
Tazz checked the cameras and closed the door in time.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS managed to stab themself in the foot for 4 damage!
NinjaV grabs Lil' Cal and Curses 5lin65h07 before absconding.
5lin65h07 managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage!

Spoiler Alert
Electron VS. Inari Even though she ran away.
Electron's intelligence overpowered Inari's dexterity! (78.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense)
Electron dealt 21.0 damage!
Current HP: Electron has 100.0 HP and Inari has 79.0 HP

Inari's intelligence overpowered Electron's intelligence! (69.0 attack vs. 58.0 defense)
Inari dealt 9.0 damage!
Current HP: Electron has 91.0 HP and Inari has 79.0 HP

Electron's entities overpowered Inari's strength! (60.0 attack vs. 30.0 defense)
Electron dealt 43.0 damage!
Current HP: Electron has 91.0 HP and Inari has 36.0 HP

Inari's intelligence overpowered Electron's intelligence! (61.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense)
Inari dealt 5.0 damage!
Current HP: Electron has 86.0 HP and Inari has 36.0 HP

Electron's intelligence overpowered Inari's dexterity! (69.0 attack vs. 67.0 defense)
Electron dealt 1.0 damage!
Current HP: Electron has 86.0 HP and Inari has 35.0 HP

Inari's intelligence overpowered Electron's alchemies! (63.0 attack vs. 53.0 defense)
Inari dealt 8.0 damage!
Current HP: Electron has 78.0 HP and Inari has 35.0 HP

Electron's alchemies overpowered Inari's entities! (65.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense)
Electron dealt 41.0 damage!
Current HP: Electron has 78.0 HP and Inari has -6.0 HP

Electron has killed Inari! Characters remaining: 4/5

Slipped into a little bit of Inari's armor, Electron finds a bit of paper that says "....XxXxX.xx.X...Xxxx...Xx..x.Xx..x.Xxx.XxxxXxxxX.x.x.xXxx.X.x..Xx..x.Xxx.xX..X..x.Xxx..X..x x.x."


Positron found a summoning charm. To summon Electron.
Serpent runs off into the distance.
Vriska found an Armistyx, and switched it to Motorbike Scythe Mode and sped away.
Pit grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest.
TT2000 finds a shot of adrenaline!
11's planned Entity was noped immediately.
11's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him! They just want more friends.

Spoiler Alert
Kajiulord and NinjaV vs. Tazz and Redstone Block. The TNT and the Redstone block. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

Tazz's strength blocked Kajiulord's alchemies! (44.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense)

NinjaV's dexterity overpowered Tazz's intelligence! (78.0 attack vs. 51.0 defense)
NinjaV dealt 32.0 damage!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, NinjaV has 100.0 HP, Tazz has 68.0 HP, Redstone Block has 100.0 HP

Tazz's intelligence overpowered NinjaV's dexterity! (53.0 attack vs. 40.0 defense)
Tazz dealt 12.0 damage!
Redstone Block's strength overpowered NinjaV's intelligence! (88.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
Redstone Block dealt 46.0 damage!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, NinjaV has 42.0 HP, Tazz has 68.0 HP, Redstone Block has 100.0 HP

Kajiulord's intelligence overpowered Tazz's dexterity! (112.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense)
Kajiulord dealt 55.0 damage!
Redstone Block's alchemies blocked NinjaV's strength! (70.0 attack vs. 80.0 defense)

Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, NinjaV has 42.0 HP, Tazz has 13.0 HP, Redstone Block has 100.0 HP

Tazz's intelligence overpowered NinjaV's dexterity! (59.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense)
Tazz dealt 21.0 damage!
Redstone Block's dexterity overpowered NinjaV's intelligence! (76.0 attack vs. 65.0 defense)
Redstone Block dealt 13.0 damage!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, NinjaV has 8.0 HP, Tazz has 13.0 HP, Redstone Block has 100.0 HP

Kajiulord's entities overpowered Tazz's intelligence! (71.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
Kajiulord dealt 15.0 damage!
NinjaV's entities overpowered Redstone Block's entities! (66.0 attack vs. 15.0 defense)
NinjaV dealt 73.0 damage!
Tazz has been defeated!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, NinjaV has 8.0 HP, Redstone Block has 27.0 HP

Redstone Block's dexterity overpowered NinjaV's entities! (67.0 attack vs. 17.0 defense)
Redstone Block dealt 60.0 damage!
NinjaV has been defeated!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, Redstone Block has 27.0 HP

Kajiulord's alchemies overpowered Redstone Block's intelligence! (59.0 attack vs. 40.0 defense)
Kajiulord dealt 27.0 damage!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP,


DarkSide was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings!.
RED DRAGON found blueprints for a Mech.
5lin65h07 undergoes a Split from the stress.
5lin65h07 was so weak, they took 10 damage!
5lin65h07 managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage!
The Veteran realized that they needed to become quicker to not die later on, and learned ninjitsu. ...
Crusher48 found a Syringe full of Liquid Memes, perfect for enhancing Entities.
The Mailman Dude has accquired iAntimak Carbine.
Three players teamed up to fight an Armybuster Mech! Justin was getting up-close with various bladed weapons, EXOS was attacking from a distance, and Kajiulord was casting heals and buffs!.
EXOS chickened out and left his weapons behind, but it didn't matter; Justin and Kajiulord made the perfect team and took down the mech, and reaped the spoils!
Kajiulord didn't become engie.

Spoiler Alert
Redstone Block and PARANOiA vs. Dark Pit Wait, how did the block survive?
Dark Pit's strength overpowered PARANOiA's strength! (76.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense)
Dark Pit dealt 22.0 damage!
Current HP: PARANOiA has 78.0 HP and Dark Pit has 100.0 HP

PARANOiA's dexterity overpowered Dark Pit's strength! (72.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense)
PARANOiA dealt 39.0 damage!
PARANOiA took 5 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: PARANOiA has 74.0 HP and Dark Pit has 61.0 HP

Dark Pit's strength overpowered Redstone Block's strength! (65.0 attack vs. 52.0 defense)
Dark Pit dealt 15.0 damage!
Redstone Block has been defeated!
Current HP: PARANOiA has 74.0 HP and Dark Pit has 61.0 HP

PARANOiA's alchemies overpowered Dark Pit's entities! (78.0 attack vs. 22.0 defense)
PARANOiA dealt 80.0 damage!
PARANOiA took 12 damage in retailiation!
Dark Pit has been defeated!
Current HP: PARANOiA has 63.0 HP and Dark Pit has -19.0 HP


TT2000 and Kolyarut locked eyes, and instantly fell in love! SHIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Positron thought the system of a cornucopia was unfairly benifiting players who started facing the open end.
Electron teleports away at a rapid pace.
RED DRAGON gets into a long argument with Netpatham, ignoring all the supplies.
The Veteran ran away. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
InsertNameHere found an ancient wooden ruin...
InsertNameHere didn’t find anything.
Pokefan's Entities were slaughtered by EXOS without warning.
Star praised Dome. +2
Amp uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War.
Electron finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia.
TSFHISEPIC grabs the Deudly Magnum and flees.
Star lost to a potted plant, but escape was automatic anyway.
Kolyarut did not realize exactly what mocking the Chibi Serena Statue would entail.
Kolyarut managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage!
Kolyarut went insane and bashed their head against a wall 14 times!
Kolyarut's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 44 damage to him!
Kolyarut's alchemies backfired, dealing 46 damage to him!
And then Kolyarut died of it! Well, that didn't last long.
Chaoscreeper casually traded their soul for extra alchemies.
Chaoscreeper went insane and bashed their head against a wall 18 times!
Netpatham bathed in blood.
Proof teleports away at a rapid pace.
Proof decided to not go to that light in the distance.
Justin entered the Hall of Fifteen Pokes.
Justin avoided getting poked.

Spoiler Alert
5lin65h07 VS. The Mailman Dude
The Mailman Dude's intelligence overpowered 5lin65h07's strength! (81.0 attack vs. 7.0 defense)
The Mailman Dude dealt 71.0 damage!
Current HP: 5lin65h07 has -21.0 HP and The Mailman Dude has 100.0 HP

The Mailman Dude has killed 5lin65h07!

PARANOiA blamed the cactus.
TSFHISEPIC's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...But nothing came of it.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS managed to stab themself in the foot for 44 damage!
Mikoto grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke.
Metal Gear RAY made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova.

[p]TT2000 morns Kolyarut's death.


[/p]
Spoiler Alert
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Sheets of rain start pouring down! Everyone takes a 10 point dex penalty.
Umbra had their ancestral artifact jacked by 11.

Pokefan gave a small portion of blood to the Blood God!

Pit, The Godmodder, and Serpent's plans were all foiled by Willow. 6 total plans foiled...

Vriska comes across an abandoned Engietech outpost.

A projectile whistles past Positron, but they ignored it.

Chaoscreeper played a strange text-adventure type game with Ire. It was really awesome. He got to build a mindscape and trap a bunch of people in it and then throw spiders at people...

Pokefan facepalms over goanna's idiocy.

PARANOiA, The Sleuth, and RED DRAGON's plans were all foiled by Crystal.
The Sleuth went insane and bashed their head against a wall 12 times!

The Mailman Dude became Medium Aware.

Netpatham got their inventory jpeg'd.
Netpatham's alchemies backfired, dealing 160 damage to him!
And then Netpatham died of it!

Star awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Red Sun.

InsertNameHere bugged the GM for an update on the Echeladder.

Gail had their hacks disabled!. ERROR! ERROR MESSAGE CODE-aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZHJvcGJveC5jb20vcy85ZjJ6OWE3dmQ
Gail was so weak, they took 6 damage!

EXOS wound up Gender-bent, but exploited the Second Law of Gender-bending like a pro.
EXOS managed to stab themself in the foot for 2 damage!
Pro-tip, the EXOS has both a gender and a foot.

The Veteran and The Mailman Dude decided to blindfold Mikoto! It will be real fun Mikoto. Now spin around three times.

Justin found some cool stuff in a chest. Like an iPad that can connect to the memo.

Justin spent too much time on the memo.

Electron, Proof, TSFHISEPIC, Mercury, and Maniac combined to beat back a mech.

TSFHISEPIC is plagued by EAS Tones, but has ear plugs handy.


[spoiler]InsertNameHere VS. Vriska
Vriska's intelligence overpowered InsertNameHere's strength! (65.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense)
Vriska dealt 19.0 damage!
Current HP: InsertNameHere has 81.0 HP and Vriska has 100.0 HP

InsertNameHere's entities overpowered Vriska's strength! (68.0 attack vs. 25.0 defense)
InsertNameHere landed a critical hit!
InsertNameHere dealt 122.0 damage!
Current HP: InsertNameHere has 81.0 HP and Vriska has -22.0 HP

InsertNameHere has killed Vriska!

Kajiulord suddenly goes Trickster, to the annoyance of Chaoscreeper.

The Godmodder spends some time using the Alchemiter.

The Veteran removed the zone that Amp and Crusher48 were fighting in, causing them to glitch out.

Kajiulord wound up Gender-bent, strictly to their detriment.


Spoiler Alert
Crystal VS. Jondanger23
Crystal's strength overpowered Jondanger23's entities! (115.0 attack vs. 33.0 defense)
Crystal dealt 81.0 damage!
Current HP: Crystal has 100.0 HP and Jondanger23 has 20.0 HP

Jondanger23's entities overpowered Crystal's entities! (69.0 attack vs. 34.0 defense)
Jondanger23 dealt 44.0 damage!
Current HP: Crystal has 56.0 HP and Jondanger23 has 20.0 HP

Crystal's strength overpowered Jondanger23's alchemies! (132.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense)
Crystal dealt 95.0 damage!
Current HP: Crystal has 56.0 HP and Jondanger23 has -75.0 HP

Crystal has killed Jondanger23!

11 and Proof fought each other in a Fish Slapping Contest.

Amp tries to kill The Sleuth with a table, but they escape. Only chairs do that.

Pit whipped out a Space Dolphin Machine Gun and took down Positron's entities! Enough messing around with sissy bows...

Crusher48 listened to awesome music all day. A bit lazy.

TT2000 caught the X-Plauge.
TT2000 managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage!

Metal Gear RAY was hit by the Moon.
RED DRAGON successfully hacked into Wily's Camera System.

Willow grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly. 4th action is the charm. Or something.

Metal Gear EXCELSUS Challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. They win.

The rain clears up.[/spoiler]

Spoiler Alert
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
The sky is falling! After every event today, tributes must make a dex check to dodge meteorites.
Willow changed allegiances. Suddenly, Willow is pro-Willow.

Proof was attacked by a Bullymong!
Proof killed it, and got cool guns!
Positron found a bulky old suit of power armor and got it working.


[spoiler]Metal Gear EXCELSUS and Mercury vs. TT2000
Metal Gear EXCELSUS's intelligence overpowered TT2000's alchemies! (52.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense)
Metal Gear EXCELSUS dealt 21.0 damage!
Mercury's strength overpowered TT2000's dexterity! (63.0 attack vs. 24.0 defense)
Mercury dealt 40.0 damage!
Current HP: Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 110.0 HP, Mercury has 100.0 HP and TT2000 has 26.0 HP

Mercury's alchemies blocked TT2000's dexterity! (42.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense)

Current HP: Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 110.0 HP, Mercury has 100.0 HP and TT2000 has 26.0 HP

Metal Gear EXCELSUS's strength overpowered TT2000's intelligence! (108.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
Metal Gear EXCELSUS dealt 61.0 damage!
TT2000 has been defeated!
Current HP: Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 110.0 HP, Mercury has 100.0 HP and TT2000 has -35.0 HP


Positron wound up in Mime Hell, and *-235dfas.

Spoiler Alert
The Godmodder and Umbra vs. Justin and Shadow Fighter

Combo Activated, Pursuit!
Justin asks the pilot of the Shadow Fighter to take a break, and let him take over. Justin then flies low, trying hard not to be caught. He then lifts up, and pursues The Godmodder when the timing is right. The Godmodder is hit from behind by a flurry of bullets from the Shadow Fighter. Justin then leaps on top of the plane, and fires a sharp icicle at The Godmodder, which flies at about mach 2. Justin then gets back into the plane and flies away.
That's 166 vs. The Godmodder's defense of 84.0 (str)
It dealt 72.0 damage to The Godmodder!
The Godmodder's alchemies blocked Justin's strength! (68.0 attack vs. 85.0 defense)

Shadow Fighter's alchemies overpowered The Godmodder's dexterity! (57.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense)
Shadow Fighter dealt 17.0 damage!
Current HP: The Godmodder has 11.0 HP, Umbra has 100.0 HP, Justin has 100.0 HP, Shadow Fighter has 100.0 HP

The Godmodder's intelligence overpowered Shadow Fighter's strength! (73.0 attack vs. 24.0 defense)
The Godmodder dealt 126.0 damage!
Umbra's entities overpowered Justin's strength! (66.0 attack vs. 38.0 defense)
Umbra dealt 36.0 damage!
Current HP: The Godmodder has 11.0 HP, Umbra has 100.0 HP, Justin has 64.0 HP, Shadow Fighter has 1.0 HP

Justin's alchemies overpowered The Godmodder's strength! (93.0 attack vs. 77.0 defense)
Justin dealt 19.0 damage!
Umbra's strength blocked Shadow Fighter's entities! (66.0 attack vs. 70.0 defense)

The Godmodder has been defeated!
Current HP: Umbra has 100.0 HP, Justin has 64.0 HP, Shadow Fighter has 1.0 HP

Umbra's dexterity overpowered Shadow Fighter's alchemies! (72.0 attack vs. 17.0 defense)
Umbra dealt 132.0 damage!
Shadow Fighter has been defeated!
Current HP: Umbra has 100.0 HP, Justin has 64.0 HP,

Justin's entities overpowered Umbra's intelligence! (70.0 attack vs. 51.0 defense)
Justin dealt 27.0 damage!
Current HP: Umbra has 73.0 HP, Justin has 64.0 HP,

Umbra's entities overpowered Justin's dexterity! (67.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
Umbra dealt 9.0 damage!
Current HP: Umbra has 73.0 HP, Justin has 55.0 HP,

Justin's dexterity overpowered Umbra's dexterity! (74.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
Justin dealt 16.0 damage!
Current HP: Umbra has 57.0 HP, Justin has 55.0 HP,

Justin's alchemies blocked Umbra's entities! (72.0 attack vs. 75.0 defense)

Current HP: Umbra has 57.0 HP, Justin has 55.0 HP,

Justin's alchemies overpowered Umbra's intelligence! (101.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
Justin dealt 74.0 damage!
Umbra has been defeated!
Current HP: Justin has 55.0 HP,


Crystal doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction.

Star removed the zone that The Veteran and The Mailman Dude were fighting in, causing them to glitch out. Seems like what started as a fun game of having Mikoto break a pinata turned ugly.
The Veteran was so weak, they took 14 damage!

Amp was approved to be GM of the next DTG game, and obtained godlike power!

Amp successfully hacked into Wily's Camera System.

Proof tried to 1V1 the Godmodder and got killed for their troubles. The trouble of reviving him. Everyone beat him to death for trying that.
Star wound up Gender-bent, strictly to their detriment.

InsertNameHere was gifted a Spoil of War from an unknown sponsor.
InsertNameHere is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
InsertNameHere took 16 damage!

Mercury managed to ride the Chairnado, and escape! Straight into a meteor.
Mercury is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
Mercury took 20 damage!
The Mailman Dude sits still in a corner and cries. It's okay... Maybe Mikoto left some candy...
The Mailman Dude went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!


Spoiler Alert
TSFHISEPIC and Pokefan vs. Serpent
Serpent's intelligence overpowered Pokefan's dexterity! (74.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense)
Serpent dealt 17.0 damage!
Current HP: TSFHISEPIC has 100.0 HP, Pokefan has 83.0 HP and Serpent has 100.0 HP

TSFHISEPIC's entities overpowered Serpent's strength! (61.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense)
TSFHISEPIC dealt 15.0 damage!
Pokefan's intelligence overpowered Serpent's strength! (75.0 attack vs. 31.0 defense)
Pokefan dealt 40.0 damage!
Current HP: TSFHISEPIC has 100.0 HP, Pokefan has 83.0 HP and Serpent has 45.0 HP

Serpent's dexterity overpowered Pokefan's dexterity! (66.0 attack vs. 62.0 defense)
Serpent dealt 3.0 damage!
Current HP: TSFHISEPIC has 100.0 HP, Pokefan has 80.0 HP and Serpent has 45.0 HP

TSFHISEPIC's dexterity overpowered Serpent's strength! (60.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense)
TSFHISEPIC dealt 28.0 damage!
Pokefan's dexterity overpowered Serpent's intelligence! (89.0 attack vs. 32.0 defense)
Pokefan dealt 64.0 damage!
Serpent has been defeated!
Current HP: TSFHISEPIC has 100.0 HP, Pokefan has 80.0 HP and Serpent has -47.0 HP


EXOS made a deadly weapon from the corpses of their dead entities.
EXOS is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
EXOS took 22 damage!


Spoiler Alert
Electron VS. PARANOiA
Electron's strength overpowered PARANOiA's alchemies! (86.0 attack vs. 84.0 defense)
Electron dealt 1.0 damage! Watch out, we got a pro here.
Current HP: Electron has 86.0 HP and PARANOiA has 80.0 HP

PARANOiA's alchemies overpowered Electron's alchemies! (96.0 attack vs. 86.0 defense)
PARANOiA dealt 12.0 damage!
PARANOiA took 2 damage in retailiation! First dealing one damage, then TWO! Will the wonders ever stop?
Current HP: Electron has 74.0 HP and PARANOiA has 79.0 HP

Electron's intelligence overpowered PARANOiA's entities! (57.0 attack vs. 29.0 defense)
Electron dealt 24.0 damage! Yes. yes they will.
Current HP: Electron has 74.0 HP and PARANOiA has 55.0 HP

PARANOiA's alchemies overpowered Electron's intelligence! (113.0 attack vs. 31.0 defense)
PARANOiA dealt 106.0 damage!
PARANOiA took 17 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Electron has -32.0 HP and PARANOiA has 40.0 HP

PARANOiA has killed Electron!

InsertNameHere uselessly attempted to /ban Gail.

RED DRAGON thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real.

Having lost some sanity, Kajiulord hallucinates living tables and chairs. And meteors.
Kajiulord is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
Kajiulord took 20 damage!

With the help of RED DRAGON, The Sleuth hacked into the simulation and boosted all their stats by 10.

The Sleuth doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction.

Mikoto expended a 5-post charge for a random soldier dude.
Mikoto is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
Mikoto took 20 damage!

The Veteran tripped Wily's Security Alarms. It cost him some of his entities. NOT THE BALLOON DRAKE!

TSFHISEPIC discovered that their survival has been pre-ordained by paradox space.
TSFHISEPIC is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
TSFHISEPIC took 20 damage!

Justin finds an Ancestral Artifact.

The Ship between TSFHISEPIC and Crusher48 was sunk by Pit. That they didn't have.
Crusher48 is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
Crusher48 took 20 damage!
TSFHISEPIC is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
TSFHISEPIC took 20 damage!

11 became SWOLE AS [REDACTED], but missed Leg Day.
11 is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
11 took 20 damage!

Kajiulord ate some Yoyleberries and turned Metal!

Pokefan managed to insta-summon a Player without conseuqence.

Pit Challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. They win.

PARANOiA managed to hack into the simulation and accidentally removed themselves from the alive ArrayList.
Chaoscreeper awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun.

EXOS didn't know whether the strange creature was a kid or a squid. Or whether that large flaming thing in the sky is a meteor.
EXOS is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
EXOS took 22 damage!

Chaoscreeper Eats a car. Yeah, the whole thing, with a fork.

Mikoto became irritated at the fact that their color is missing. No... I think I fixed that problem.

Crusher48 summons an ultra-complex death entity.

Metal Gear EXCELSUS downs a potion of Absorption.

11 is developing psychic potential. And theta-wave sickness.
11 is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
11 took 20 damage!

Willow went for a work out. going to PUMP those wing muscles!

Maniac got the Skull Barrier.

[/spoiler]


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Part 2
Spoiler Alert
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
OH ITS A CAT-ASTROPHE! Who knew the DOG-ma of this idiom could manifest so? It's raining cats and dogs!
Pit made an altar to Dome, and sacrificed a lamb on it!

The memes, Willow.

Mercury and Willow formed a temporary alliance, each plotting to kill each other. Vicious. Again.
Willow went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!

Chaoscreeper became irritated at the fact that their color is missing.
Chaoscreeper went insane and bashed their head against a wall 2 times!

Pokefan wondered how to damage the Godmodder.

The Sleuth walked off a cliff and looked down, causing cartoon gravity to take effect and they broke their legs.

Crystal saw a Decoy Godmodder, and decided to not go all-out on it.
TSFHISEPIC found a disabled SWR and hacked it for some backup.

Chaoscreeper was gifted a Spoil of War from an unknown sponsor.

Metal Gear EXCELSUS, Pit, and Crusher48 chatted by a fireplace and shared their strategies.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS went insane and bashed their head against a wall 5 times!

Star attempted to cast a spell to drain 11’s life force!
The spell backfired, and Star ended up losing his own blood!
Star took 40 damage!
11 was healed for 40 health!
Amp made an altar to Dome, and sacrificed a lamb on it!


[spoiler]Crusher48 VS. InsertNameHere
Crusher48's dexterity overpowered InsertNameHere's intelligence! (57.0 attack vs. 4.0 defense)
Crusher48 dealt 50.0 damage!
Current HP: Crusher48 has 28.0 HP and InsertNameHere has 25.0 HP

InsertNameHere's alchemies overpowered Crusher48's intelligence! (73.0 attack vs. 30.0 defense)
InsertNameHere dealt 61.0 damage!
Current HP: Crusher48 has -33.0 HP and InsertNameHere has 25.0 HP

InsertNameHere has killed Crusher48!


Spoiler Alert
Metal Gear EXCELSUS VS. Maniac
Maniac's dexterity overpowered Metal Gear EXCELSUS's intelligence! (83.0 attack vs. 1.0 defense)
Maniac dealt 84.0 damage!
Current HP: Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 22.0 HP and Maniac has 100.0 HP

Metal Gear EXCELSUS's strength overpowered Maniac's entities! (123.0 attack vs. 62.0 defense)
Metal Gear EXCELSUS dealt 73.0 damage!
Current HP: Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 22.0 HP and Maniac has 27.0 HP

Metal Gear EXCELSUS's strength blocked Maniac's dexterity! (61.0 attack vs. 99.0 defense)

Current HP: Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 22.0 HP and Maniac has 27.0 HP

Metal Gear EXCELSUS's alchemies overpowered Maniac's alchemies! (128.0 attack vs. 99.0 defense)
Metal Gear EXCELSUS dealt 41.0 damage!
Current HP: Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 22.0 HP and Maniac has -14.0 HP

Metal Gear EXCELSUS has killed Maniac!

Metal Gear EXCELSUS saw a MASHY SPIKE PLATE come down on him and dodges!
Metal Gear EXCELSUS went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Star was crushed beneath the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons. They are now immune to life drain damage.
RED DRAGON ran away from a Mechora Worm.
Amp and Pokefan sure do look cute sleeping together. We have a new ship!
Pokefan and Amp spent some quality(?) time together.

Kajiulord picked some flowers and made a garland out of them.

Kajiulord Challenges RED DRAGON to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw!

InsertNameHere managed to hack into the simulation and accidentally removed themselves from the alive ArrayList.
EXOS saw a MASHY SPIKE PLATE come down on him and dodges!
Justin Challenges Mercury to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw!

Mikoto badgers Twin incessantly about a topic. Gail oss épioulupisouqivu. Cu nu su pilalons pialr, malour gu nu piunsu pialr qivu qivocinqivu lousal galmalour culal.
You might have better luck if you speak in English. Just a tip.

EXOS devised a weapon, which was a mix between a Medi-Gun and a Spade.

Gail became a schrodinger's cat and might have died. Schrodinger's ferret/cat/lemur thing. There goes another one of my characters.
The Veteran found an ancient glitched ruin...
The Veteran didn’t find anything.
The Sleuth ripped off their hand to appease a monster.

11 went for a work out.

Red sun over paradise... The Veteran will not forget it. Make sure you remember it while you can.

Justin insisted that they do, in fact, exist.
Mikoto got nope'd by the curse of repetition.
Mikoto's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 120 damage to him!
And then Mikoto died of it! Was that what you were complaining about? He was carrying a little bit of paper, which says "Eyd cvzdq vk avsd fx vod vk eyd xeqvordxe eyforx fo eyd hlaef-sdqxd. Vod vk eyd rqdbe eyforx bivle fe fx eybe eyd hvqd xvhdvod foxfxex eybe fe wvdxo'e dgfxe, eyd zdbtdq eydn idpvhd ev fe. Zyfad xvhdeyfor aftd kfqd pbo voan ilqo, avsd pbo wv cqdeen hlpy boneyfor. Fe pbo wfxcda hfow pvoeqva, ibofxy dsfa, vq afrye eyd zbn. Vq fe pbo wqfsd nvl hbw."

GLaDOS ran The Mailman Dude through testing courses. He/she somehow managed to survive.
The Mailman Dude went insane and bashed their head against a wall 40 times!

[/spoiler]

Spoiler Alert
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
BONK! A vicious hailstorm starts! Any action taken today will be at the cost of some health.
Kajiulord and Crystal made a deal to loophole the "no double posts" rule.

Whoa! Crusher48 faked their own death but is back now!
MK-Watson-A decided to join RED DRAGON's cause.

Crusher48 dodges an elephant.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS comforts RED DRAGON as they sleep. D'aww. I ship em so hard.
RED DRAGON and Metal Gear EXCELSUS spent some quality(?) time together.

Pokefan was caught in a freak rainstorm! As it hails.

Justin read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits".

Pokefan sits still in a corner and cries.

Justin ate a golden apple and gained health!

Chaoscreeper stole a Guitar from a Guitar Warrior.

Chaoscreeper did something stupid and payed the price. Was it stealing a guitar? Well hey, you lived a whole 5 days this time, which is above average.

[spoiler]Pit and Pokefan vs. Kajiulord
Kajiulord's strength blocked Pit's dexterity! (98.0 attack vs. 100.0 defense)

Pokefan's dexterity overpowered Kajiulord's alchemies! (94.0 attack vs. 44.0 defense)
Pokefan dealt 47.0 damage!
Current HP: Pit has 100.0 HP, Pokefan has 82.0 HP and Kajiulord has 39.0 HP

Kajiulord's strength overpowered Pokefan's alchemies! (135.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
Kajiulord dealt 85.0 damage!
Pokefan has been defeated!
Current HP: Pit has 100.0 HP, Kajiulord has 39.0 HP

Pit's entities overpowered Kajiulord's entities! (65.0 attack vs. 41.0 defense)
Pit dealt 34.0 damage!
Current HP: Pit has 100.0 HP, Kajiulord has 5.0 HP

Kajiulord's dexterity overpowered Pit's strength! (72.0 attack vs. 55.0 defense)
Kajiulord dealt 20.0 damage!
Current HP: Pit has 80.0 HP, Kajiulord has 5.0 HP

Pit's intelligence overpowered Kajiulord's alchemies! (57.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense)
Pit dealt 29.0 damage!
Kajiulord has been defeated!
Kajiulord cursed Pit with passives numbers 208 and 214!
Kajiulord cursed Pokefan with passives numbers 208 and 205!
Current HP: Pit has 80.0 HP, Kajiulord has -24.0 HP


Willow Ascended to God-Tiers with HomestuckCraft, to Talist's displeasure. Unrelated to this, Willow finds a little bit of torn paper. It reads: "http://imgur.com/" It seems that there was more to it, but that part got torn off. She then realizes that she's been trailing bits of paper for all of the game so far. Strange...

The Sleuth whipped out a Space Dolphin Machine Gun and took down The Veteran's entities!

Willow and TSFHISEPIC fought each other in a Fish Slapping Contest. YOU DARE CHALLENGE A HOMESTUCK GOD AT A FISH SLAPPING CONTEST?! FOOL!

Mercury was attacked by a Bullymong!
Mercury killed it, and got cool guns!
11 encountered Pharaoh Man!
11 was able to roll out of the way of Pharaoh Man.
The Sleuth made a deadly weapon from the corpses of their dead entities.

The Veteran and EXOS attempted to hack into a computer server.
The Veteran messed it up for EXOS by tripping a security system for them.
Bones are for wimps! And EXOS is not a wimp! Wow, these security systems have stepped up their game. Now they steal your bones if you trip them.
EXOS was so weak, they took 24 damage!

TSFHISEPIC wondered how to damage the Godmodder.

Pherix decided to join Mercury's cause. But you don't seem like a nice pokehmeh trainer.

The Mailman Dude beat Pit silly with a pineapple.
Pit went insane and bashed their head against a wall 48 times!
And then Pit died of it!

TSFHISEPIC ripped off their hand to appease a monster.

The Mailman Dude looked up the necronomicon.
The Mailman Dude went insane and bashed their head against a wall 200 times!
And then The Mailman Dude died of it!

11 killed a Crocodile, which he mistook for a Gaping Dragon!
TSFHISEPIC gets stuffed into a Chica Suit.
Amp became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale.
Amp's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 4 damage to him!

[/spoiler]
[p]Amp morns Pokefan's death.
Amp went insane and bashed their head against a wall 11 times!


[/p]
Spoiler Alert
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect.
11 encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy and gets killed.
Crusher48 did a nonspecific thing to add to their dexterity.

EXOS steals a few of Amp and Mercury's alchemies.

The Veteran was approved to be GM of the next DTG game, and obtained godlike power! I KNEW IT! I'D GM SOMETHING! DTG-1 is confermed!

Having lost some sanity, The Sleuth hallucinates living tables and chairs.
The Sleuth went insane and bashed their head against a wall 27 times!

Willow whipped out a Space Dolphin Machine Gun and took down RED DRAGON's entities!

Justin made fun of EXOS's OC's, and incurred their wrath!

RED DRAGON rallied the masses to their aid.

The Veteran became the herald of the Wither Apocalypse. Spoilers for the plot of DTG-1.

Crusher48 Was unable to post three times. Drat. Partly because it's against the rules now.

Willow ate a golden apple and gained health!

Amp grew paranoid of a second Trickster/Grimdark war.
Amp went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!

Metal Gear EXCELSUS sits still in a corner and cries.



Spoiler Alert
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
OH ITS A CAT-ASTROPHE! Who knew the DOG-ma of this idiom could manifest so? Its raining cats and dogs! Again.
RED DRAGON wondered how to damage the Godmodder.

EXOS awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun.

Crusher48, The Veteran and RED DRAGON stay at Wilson's Potion Shop. The Red Dragon stays... around the shop.

Mercury wonders how to get rid of the grinding noises.
Mercury throws some alchemies into SCP-882.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS failed to catch the Martian Probe, and got destroyed by Martians.
Crusher48 failed to catch the Martian Probe, and got destroyed by Martians. Martian double kill. Also, Martain home wreakers.
The Veteran spends their turn attacking Justin's summons.

Justin got the Skull Barrier.

Mercury wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for surveillance.

Amp got crushed to death by a MASHY SPIKE PLATE!
Willow got the Skull Barrier.
Willow went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!

EXOS used a Spoil to summon temporary help.

The Sleuth became SWOLE AS [REDACTED], but missed Leg Day.
The Sleuth went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times!


[p]RED DRAGON morns Metal Gear EXCELSUS's death.


[/p]
Spoiler Alert
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect.
Justin's entities failed to identify them from his doppelganger.

[spoiler]The Sleuth VS. Crystal
Crystal's alchemies overpowered The Sleuth's dexterity! (104.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense)
Crystal dealt 80.0 damage!
Current HP: The Sleuth has -28.0 HP and Crystal has 77.0 HP

Crystal has killed The Sleuth!

Mercury Challenges Crystal to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw!

Mercury managed to contain their rage over the newest editor.
Willow saved The Veteran and RED DRAGON from EXOS.
You'll regret that.

[/spoiler]

Spoiler Alert
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
EXOS Was unable to post three times. Drat.

Crystal looted a corpse.

RED DRAGON fends off the animatronics with noisemakers.

The Veteran lost to a potted plant, but escape was automatic anyway.
Willow and EXOS both injured each other in a fight before running off.

RED DRAGON liked their elbow. This somehow didn't kill them. Being in every shape possible makes this easier.
The Veteran [DATA EXPUNGED].
Willow grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly. Once isn't enough for this thrill seeker.
Willow went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!

Mercury stepped off the sidewalk like a normal person.


Spoiler Alert
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect.
The Veteran worked with the Narrative to obtain plot-based power!. You kinda have to do that as the GM.

Crystal made a shrine to Helix, and received a blessing!

Willow didn't know whether the strange creature was a kid or a squid.
Willow went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!

EXOS read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well.
Willow became SWOLE AS [REDACTED], but missed Leg Day.

The Veteran encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy, but isn't fooled.
Mercury tried to brave Yggdrasil's roots, but to no avail. BUT AWAKENED HORRIBLE HORRIBLE BEASTIES THAT PROCEEDED TO

Mercury [DATA EXPUNGED].
RED DRAGON suffered the fate of Kurak!.


Spoiler Alert
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
The Narrative decided, "Screw you, have a freakin FIRE TORNADO!". Some tributes will get nasty 3rd degree burns.
Crystal has activated RAGE MODE!.

The memes, The Veteran.

Willow saw a MASHY SPIKE PLATE come down on her and dodges!


Spoiler Alert
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect.
Crystal managed to level an entire army of Tabletop Soldiers! Wow! WITH RAGE!
The Veteran lost to a potted plant, but escape was automatic anyway.
Willow spends a 5 post charge to make a tent. Hey... Did you know that the hypixel server now has player housing? I play on that server...


How wonderfully dull.


Spoiler Alert
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect.
Crystal was crushed beneath the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons. BUT WITH RAGE! Hellkite dragons are now immune to angry damage.

[spoiler]The Veteran VS. Willow

A dragon? Talist always had a soft spot for dragons, especially ender dragons like yourself. ... You're not from this time, are you?

No more than you are.

Smart mouth. That's not what I meant. Your story is not now.

You're probably right. Wilson isn't even alive right now.

It's not like anything in here really matters anyway. Any number of people can die in this little game and they'll be back next time. Nobody wants to kill their characters in the real deal, so Talist lets luck do it for them in this little world of his.

Why do we really even bother then?

The cake. Tal-co has some awesome cake. Trust me.

Yeah, whatever. Regardless, We should probably get started. I actually find this kinda fun. Whatever your name is,

Veteran.

That, you will die. And it won't be mere luck that kills you...

... You are terrible at trash talking. I'm so scared.

The Veteran proceeds to draw two swords off his back and flourishs them.

I spill your blood with regret.


The Veteran's intelligence overpowered Willow's entities! (80.0 attack vs. 22.0 defense)
The Veteran dealt 55.0 damage!
The Veteran took 11 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: The Veteran has 92.0 HP and Willow has 6.0 HP

... ah... what a rush...

The Veteran's entities blocked Willow's intelligence! (43.0 attack vs. 109.0 defense)

Current HP: The Veteran has 92.0 HP and Willow has 6.0 HP

Willow's strength blocked The Veteran's dexterity! (118.0 attack vs. 128.0 defense)

Current HP: The Veteran has 92.0 HP and Willow has 6.0 HP

Willow's entities overpowered The Veteran's strength! (64.0 attack vs. 53.0 defense)
Willow dealt 15.0 damage!
Current HP: The Veteran has 77.0 HP and Willow has 6.0 HP

You know, for how you're supposed to be Talist's Ancestor, he doesn't talk much about you. At all. His friends don't either. Got something to say?
What's that supposed to mean? I cannot speak for them. And besides, you're talking of some future event that I know nothing about. I tire of this anyway.

The Veteran's dexterity overpowered Willow's alchemies! (111.0 attack vs. 55.0 defense)
The Veteran dealt 67.0 damage!
The Veteran took 13 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: The Veteran has 64.0 HP and Willow has -61.0 HP

The Veteran has killed Willow!

hah... hah... maybe it's good I die here... our text colors are way too similar anyway...


[/spoiler]
Results

The Veteran is the winner with these stats...
29.0 strength, 75.0 dexterity, 33.0 intelligence, 85.5 entities, 59.0 alchemies.

Willow's body distintegrates into a small shower of XP orbs, not as much as the actual enderdragon though. The Veteran simply stands, arms crossed, waiting.

What a strange message. Talist not speaking of me? Could mean any number of things. Could mean that dragon was lying.

After a few moments, the Tal-Co winner's ship comes to pick up the Veteran, and he gets in.

Ah, even though Tal-co doesn't really exist, they make some good cake.

the Veteran doesn't even bother to look out the window as he has his cake and eats it too. After finishing it, he very calmly gets up, overrides the auto pilot, and turns it around to fly straight into the ocean.

Clean up, clean up, everybody do your part...

Just before the ship splash lands, he types something into a keypad on the wall and ends the simulation.

The fallen, in order with stats
50: The Golem 51.0 strength, 41.0 dexterity, 41.0 intelligence, 21.0 entities, 21.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Golem was slain by Crusher48
49: UserZero 50.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: UserZero was slain by Hank
48: The L[]rd 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The L[]rd was killed by Chaoscreeper and The Sleuth
47: The Destroyer 100.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Destroyer was killed by Chaoscreeper and The Sleuth
46: Hank 35.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Hank was hit by the Moon.
45: Walker 52.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 18.0 intelligence, 65.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Walker didn't buy gold quickly enough, and was systematically destroyed by the Illuminati.
44: Inari 30.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Inari was slain by Electron
43: NinjaV 20.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 60.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: NinjaV was killed by Tazz and Redstone Block
42: Tazz 55.0 strength, 54.0 dexterity, 19.0 intelligence, 45.0 entities, 55.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tazz was killed by Kajiulord and NinjaV
41: DarkSide 45.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 55.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: DarkSide was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings!.
40: Redstone Block 40.0 strength, 6.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, -3.2 entities, 60.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Redstone Block was killed by Dark Pit
39: Dark Pit 35.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Dark Pit was killed by Redstone Block and PARANOiA
38: Kolyarut 25.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Kolyarut died of battle wounds
37: 5lin65h07 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 15.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 55.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: 5lin65h07 was slain by The Mailman Dude
36: Netpatham 30.0 strength, 45.75 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Netpatham died of battle wounds
35: Vriska 15.6 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 25.1 intelligence, 21.1 entities, 47.7 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Vriska was slain by InsertNameHere
34: Jondanger23 48.0 strength, 48.0 dexterity, 91.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 28.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Jondanger23 was slain by Crystal
33: Metal Gear RAY 50.0 strength, 60.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 22.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Metal Gear RAY was hit by the Moon.
32: TT2000 0.0 strength, 10.0 dexterity, 23.0 intelligence, 60.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: TT2000 was killed by Metal Gear EXCELSUS and Mercury
31: Positron 42.0 strength, 19.0 dexterity, 47.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Positron wound up in Mime Hell, and *-235dfas.
30: The Godmodder 76.0 strength, 36.0 dexterity, 26.0 intelligence, 27.0 entities, 78.25 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Godmodder was killed by Justin and Shadow Fighter
29: Umbra 60.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 26.2 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 8.45 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Umbra was killed by Justin and Shadow Fighter
28: Shadow Fighter 0.0 strength, 70.0 dexterity, -10.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Shadow Fighter was killed by The Godmodder and Umbra
27: Proof 35.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 49.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Proof tried to 1V1 the Godmodder and got killed for their troubles.
26: Serpent 26.0 strength, 36.0 dexterity, 31.0 intelligence, 11.0 entities, 36.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Serpent was killed by TSFHISEPIC and Pokefan
25: Electron 40.75 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 65.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Electron was slain by PARANOiA
24: PARANOiA 26.0 strength, 21.0 dexterity, 6.0 intelligence, 26.0 entities, 61.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: PARANOiA managed to hack into the simulation and accidentally removed themselves from the alive ArrayList.
23: Maniac 33.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 45.0 entities, 75.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Maniac was slain by Metal Gear EXCELSUS
22: Star 25.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 33.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 27.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Star was crushed beneath the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons.
21: InsertNameHere 29.0 strength, 24.0 dexterity, -6.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 42.25 alchemies.
Cause of Death: InsertNameHere managed to hack into the simulation and accidentally removed themselves from the alive ArrayList.
20: Gail 0.0 strength, 57.3 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Gail became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
19: Mikoto 18.0 strength, 38.0 dexterity, 17.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Mikoto died of battle wounds
18: Chaoscreeper 30.4 strength, 54.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 55.0 entities, 109.25 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Chaoscreeper did something stupid and payed the price.
17: Pokefan 29.75 strength, 46.0 dexterity, -8.5 intelligence, 23.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pokefan was killed by Kajiulord
16: Kajiulord 84.0 strength, 33.0 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Kajiulord was killed by Pit and Pokefan
15: Pit 36.0 strength, 43.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 26.0 entities, 38.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pit died of battle wounds
14: The Mailman Dude 28.0 strength, 46.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 11.0 entities, 53.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Mailman Dude died of battle wounds
13: TSFHISEPIC 20.0 strength, 15.0 dexterity, 131.0 intelligence, 56.75 entities, 65.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: TSFHISEPIC gets stuffed into a Chica Suit.
12: 11 40.0 strength, 28.05 dexterity, 45.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 75.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: 11 encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy and gets killed.
11: Metal Gear EXCELSUS 76.0 strength, 18.0 dexterity, 0.8 intelligence, 33.0 entities, 85.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Metal Gear EXCELSUS failed to catch the Martian Probe, and got destroyed by Martians.
10: Crusher48 32.0 strength, 11.0 dexterity, 11.0 intelligence, 58.0 entities, 28.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Crusher48 failed to catch the Martian Probe, and got destroyed by Martians.
9: Amp 51.0 strength, 16.0 dexterity, -10.0 intelligence, 3.0 entities, 47.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Amp got crushed to death by a MASHY SPIKE PLATE!
8: Justin 32.4 strength, 39.0 dexterity, 26.5 intelligence, 23.0 entities, 71.75 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Justin's entities failed to identify them from his doppelganger.
7: The Sleuth 32.0 strength, 26.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 80.05 entities, 59.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Sleuth was slain by Crystal
6: EXOS 11.22 strength, 32.0 dexterity, 26.6 intelligence, 89.5 entities, 68.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: EXOS read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well.
5: Mercury 45.0 strength, 21.2 dexterity, 33.0 intelligence, 55.0 entities, 36.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Mercury [DATA EXPUNGED].
4: RED DRAGON 85.0 strength, 36.0 dexterity, 43.5 intelligence, 71.0 entities, 51.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: RED DRAGON suffered the fate of Kurak!.
3: Crystal 103.0 strength, 86.6 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 36.0 entities, 68.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Crystal was crushed beneath the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons.
2: Willow 117.4 strength, 47.0 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Willow was slain by The Veteran


This round, the Helix vs. Dome score was 8 V. 5

[p]I hope you enjoyed this one of 3*10^64 outcomes. Well, that's counting a unique outcome as an order on the leaderboard. If we count in the actual events... there would be way too many to calculate.[/p]
[p]...
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Let's see what people find in this...[/p]

Originally posted on 2015-11-23 03:58:00

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Hey, I did surprisingly well.

Originally posted on 2016-02-26 05:02:00
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I just realized, Piono's not in the simulation list.

Originally posted on 2016-02-26 14:37:00

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Once upon a time there was a story...
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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:42 PM
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My Sleuth + Chaos special attack has context now.
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Originally posted on 2016-02-28 06:15:00

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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:45 PM
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Is this thread gonna be relevant ever again or should we make a new one

Originally posted on 2017-01-22 06:45:00

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"Their story has concluded for now. Currently, you follow mine."
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