I move to H8. If it can, I Lunge to G8 to attack Hated1.

Originally posted on 2015-11-11 19:32:00

I move to F8, attack Hatred 3 twice, and retreat to G8.

Originally posted on 2015-11-11 20:40:00

darkside, fire the cage, I don't think we want you to slam into the wall, we'll let the cage take the brunt of the force.
I cast augment on the cage before he does that so that the cage will hopefully/likely make it all the way through the pillar and smash annoying on the head for decent damage, as well as hit no matter what.
Geez I love Augment already.

I also beat redstone over the head with the IDIOT STICK because he's too close to the slingshot for me to try my lightbulb ammo on.

EDIT: as for the tape wraith, I continue with my prior course of repent tanking everyone who hasn't repented yet, then notice tazz attempting to undo all our work by using exorcise, so I grab him and smash his face into the repent option instead. Redstone shouldn't have to repent, since he wasn't involved in murdering it the first time. insert, finish this fight off and spare the tape wraith!
EDIT x2: Since tazz is repenting, I instead throw myself on the mercy of the tape-bolts, sacrificing as much of my health (other than all of it) as is required to help my tem-mates survive us sparing it.

Originally posted on 2015-11-11 21:00:00

Redstone, you realize that brown thing is the slingshot we built?

Originally posted on 2015-11-11 21:16:00

Ugh, I change my mind and repent instead of attempting to Exorcise becaues I dunno what's goin' on. Feeh. I'm trying to make it go off easy, because I don't think it's that easy! I was gonna patch it up and make it feel better and stuff and psychologically discuss this...;_;

Also, I veto Redstone beating the crap out of the brown thing, as that's our Slingshot, which is A GOOD THING, and if you wreck it we will sacrifice you to the Sleuth, and then we will steal literally all of your alchemists in Terraria by way of charge, force, and/or multiple arena battles, and then I'll turn you into a biological organism instead of a robot and then poison you with fifty poisons meant to torture.

DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!

/nullkinda

Originally posted on 2015-11-11 22:03:00

I give the Slingshot player-specific damage reflection of around 50X the damage taken. Because, honestly, it'd be hilarious to watch Redstone hit himself for 500 points of damage.

Originally posted on 2015-11-11 23:39:00

Wilson and Willow... can't really do anything. Both of them guard.

And about Undertale, I really don't want to say much about it because that wasn't my intention. This all came from how I commented that I thought Chairial was a reference to one of the arch angels in the Bible. I probably misunderstood a line of villain banter as being the game forcing you out of a route. But even still, I still dislike the idea of even the worst ending barring off something. Maybe I want to do the endings in whatever order I want.

Originally posted on 2015-11-12 00:05:00

/null

To be completely honest, the ending isn't completely barred. It's only different, slightly but noticeably. I hate giving this many spoilers about the game but just do whatever you like Talist. Still reccomend.

Originally posted on 2015-11-12 01:36:00

@Talist: Getting the worst ending...It doesn't bar you from anything. All endings are available at anytime, and can be done in any order. However, getting the worst ending will have consequences. It's not a gameplay consequence, while I'm at it. Granted, even getting that ending basically means you have to...Well, one of the first things you will do in that run basically amounts to murdering Goat Mom Wilson, and while I'm at it, from there on, you will continue to ruthlessly murder basically people that will make you feel like an absolute sociopath to murder. And it is murder, every last time. And that's ignoring the two actual bosses. Everything else is a cheesecake run...Except thoes two, who are individually harder than every other boss in the game, including the final bosses of the other two routes.

...I get this unfortunate sense you will NEVER play Undertale no matter what we say, so I'm keeping that simple and keeping it real. It's probably just not your jam judging from the person you are. I'll say it's worth a playthrough, but if you don't like that game, fine, your decision.

/null.

Originally posted on 2015-11-12 01:51:00

Okthen.

I move to (K9) if possible (otherwise somewhere else next to the slingshot, if it doesn't really matter), and prepare to launch the cage from the Slingshot towards the pillar in order to break it. Directly at Annoying if I can.

Originally posted on 2015-11-12 03:15:00

=TURN THIRTY-NINE=
Nearly everything is gone; simply finish off the remaining few foes and you'll be able to fight the boss! You might want to repair the slingshot, recover HP and MP or rez dead members; you'll need quite the force for the boss...

>BOSS SPECS:
-Weapons with a range equal or higher than 3 are by far the safest thing to use.
-Positioning is important; consider equipping AGI-based things.
-Setting specific groups to deal with things will be nice.

=ENDLESS DESERT=
Tazz REPENTS, pacifying the Tape Wraith! The Tape Wraith floats around, ready to be shown MERCY. Unless you want to do something else to it. However, given the rules of this game, the Tape Wraith still attacks, shooting Piono several times for (7) damage.

Originally posted on 2015-11-12 15:17:00

If the Sleuth will be in a new room, I pack up the slingshot, if he's going to move to this one, don't. I repair the slingshot as much as possible either way.

Also, our act in DTG put me in mind of this Pratchett quote:
"Whut's it we're famous for?"
"Stealin'!" shouted the blue men.
"And what else, lads?"
"Fightin'!"
"And what else?"
"Drinkin'!"
"And what else?"
There was a certain amount of thought about this, but they all reached the same conclusion.
"Drinkin' and fightin'!"
"And there was summat else," muttered the twiddler. "Ach, yes. Tell the hag, lads!"
"Stealin' an' drinkin' an' fightin'!" shouted the blue men cheerfully.

We haven't done any drinking yet, although I'm pretty sure that's more on account of the lack of alcohol than anything else.

Originally posted on 2015-11-13 03:35:00

I show the Tape Wraith MERCY. Hooray for MERCY!

I then just Guard for lack of anything else, because that wasn't a prohibited action. If I can't do that either, I just sit around where I am and read one of the documents on the Computer, because we haven't done that yet.

The Sleuth will be here in a moment...Or something else. I have high AGI and 3 Range, so I'm all set!

Originally posted on 2015-11-13 04:37:00

I attempt to do a T-Bag on the air. I then guard.

Originally posted on 2015-11-13 04:54:00

I reload, guarding for the sake of mana regen, not really concerned with moving anywhere.

After this battle, we get skillpoints, right? Because I intend to max out my strength.

Originally posted on 2015-11-13 05:13:00

Toast moves to H5 and Guards.

Crit. Nice.

Originally posted on 2015-11-13 06:40:00

Yay! I run to E8, diagonally stab Regret1, then retreat to D7.
RIP Annoying.

Originally posted on 2015-11-13 15:29:00

Seems I'm topped up already and that everyone else can just obliterate Annoying anyway, I use the Life Bottle on Insert. Because I can.

EDIT: I guess unless Insert says otherwise, we'll go with Piono's idea.

Originally posted on 2015-11-13 22:54:00

Okay, if insert's still around and not angry because he died, here's my idea. We wait until the bossfight shows up, and then we respawn him in the most strategically advantageous place.

Originally posted on 2015-11-14 00:08:00

I still think we should load the cabin into the slingshot and hit the boss with it.

Because reasons.

Originally posted on 2015-11-14 01:33:00