Uh, I check with the spiderbuddies we have to see if it's OK to take the Glimmering Web. If they say it's OK (or make gestruring to indicate it's OK), I take it. If not, I leave it be.

I also say hello to sans on the Character Screen, to the far right. "Hiya Mr. Sans person!"

Originally posted on 2015-11-06 04:08:00

If Tazz doesn't take it, I move south and take the Glimmering Web.

Otherwise, I take one of the keep out signs.

Originally posted on 2015-11-06 14:51:00

...Ire, where's our cup of Spiders?

Originally posted on 2015-11-06 15:04:00

You obtained half a jar of spider cider, which is about a cup of spiders in random non-descriptive measuring terms.

Originally posted on 2015-11-06 15:50:00

Hooray! Well, now I know.

Originally posted on 2015-11-06 16:57:00

I play the game of Tetris for a few minutes, then decide to take the computer.

And the desk it's mounted on.

And the power supply.

To hell with it, let's just take the whole damn cabin!

Originally posted on 2015-11-06 20:14:00

The fruit tree, full of volatile fruit, required the hands of a mad alchemist just to try and pluck them. Which I happened to be, actually.

I ever-so-slowly reach up to a fruit with a jar (or move the jar up via telekinesis in case it's a tall tree), and gently pluck it off the tree via (more) telekinesis, trying not to allow gravity to take hold of it. Or the wind. Or anything, really. It took a while. I'm not going to pick any more fruit, as it would take too bloody long! The jar is built to withstand changes in atmospheric pressure that might occur, as well as temperature changes, wind, etc, etc.

If I fail, everything goes boom. BOOM! Hee hee... <------ You probably know who I'm referencing here.

If I succeed, I get a fruit. I would study it further, if it weren't so volatile.

Originally posted on 2015-11-06 22:22:00

Well... bye...

Wilson goes to the area outside the shack and spends some time nailing together a few of the floorboards from our group inventory into a wooden gravestone because someone happened to take the alter.

Originally posted on 2015-11-07 01:22:00

>Update after we get a deciding vote for the poll.
+a dozenx5 minutes sorry

Originally posted on 2015-11-07 02:02:00

Well, we had a deciding vote. There's nothing left to do. Time for us to go in...

Nice knowin' y'all.

Originally posted on 2015-11-07 03:12:00

Hmm. Now, what can I do with a table, 109 floorboards, and a lightbulb...

Originally posted on 2015-11-07 03:54:00

=TURN THIRTY-FIVE=
Piono crafts a chair made of the floorboards he stole. -10 Floorboards. However, this chair is far too fragile to be used as a weapon. He then purchases Temmie's College Education and Augmentation, with the Cipher Shop Coupon. He then swaps skills for Augmentation. Tazz then finds out that it's A-OK for him to take the Glimmering Web, and promptly takes it. It acts as +1 Gold. Tazz then attempts to talk to someone, but nobody's there...

Numbersoup then steals one of the Keep Out signs. Keep Out Sign obtained. Engie then steals the ENTIRE CABIN through force of sheer will, stuffing it in the inventory. Engie feels a wave of anger sweep over him... You also fail to beat cha0swins's highscore. Darkside then manages to carefully stuff a Glitch Fruit into a bottle. However, it looks like it could explode at any time... Wilson then carefully constructs a wooden gravestone, and plants it down where the stone altar used to be. Wilson feels wonderful for some reason... -6 Floorboards.

Everyone then heads to the Cavern Mouth as Pit revs up the Clentaminator, and fires a burst of Green Solution at the Crimstone Plug. It's effortless to carve through it now, and the whole team proceeds inward...

You have entered MEMOIR CAVE. The whole cave is adorned in tiny little shards; presumably broken memories. Fully intact memory orbs line the walls, and thanks to the bright glow of the orbs, you can all see. Figures similar to the Glitch Girl you saw earlier are present in the cavern, and upon closer inspection, they all seem to share the same face.

The face of Chaos. Chaos's voice then begins emanating from one of them, the one speaking clearly distressed.
cc: wel©ome (t)o memoir ©ave.
cc: didn'(t) you read (t)he sign?
cc: no respec(t).
cc: anyway, see (t)hose wonderful crea(t)ures?
cc: those are my memories.
cc: sure, (t)hey've (t)ried (t)o kill me, bu(t) (t)hey make grea(t) guards.
cc: (t)hey even (t)ook generic rpg roles (t)o kill you all.
cc: have fun!
cc: oh yes, (t)ell me if you see (t)he sleu(t)h's memory down (t)here.
cc: i have someone who ©ould help me rid of (t)ha(t) pes(t).

The memories begin to close in on you...
It's time for the biggest battle yet.
S T R I F E !

...after the battle, you'll be able to gather what you've missed in the Recollection Woods / exploit the area further!

Outside the Cavern, the Glitch Girl hears the noises of Strife. She stands outside the cave, waiting for everything to blow over.

=ENDLESS DESERT=
Insert dries the Tape Wraith, preventing it from dripping water all over the place. Piono then repents for what it did to the Tape Wraith, but it's only slightly placated; two more murders must repent as well! The Tape Wraith then fires at both Insert and Piono; Piono avoids the attack, while Insert takes (4) damage and is slowed; dodging the next attack will take an extra-creative option!

Originally posted on 2015-11-07 05:14:00

Sans, I see your unarmed stats over there, I know you're hiding! And you're not hiding really well either...But Mr. Sans, I just wanna talk to you about stuffs!

...Eh, you're probably not gonna come out. Well, I hope you're havin' a nice day, Mr. Sans!

Also, why didn't the Tem Shop update? You'd think that Temmie would remember the fact Tem just got College Education...Unless Tem is referring to Graduate School...Might also just be the excitement of getting College Education and JUST returning. Temmie can learn so fast its amazameing! Also, Glitch Temmie's status updated...Though hopefully this is just a good thing in the long term. We had no obvious incentive to give him college education...

Wait, I get it! Temmie has a 3-gold defecit from buying those items a while back. We have to pay off Temmie fully, I think. I give Temmie in the Tem Shop 3 gold to FULLY pay off the College Education for reals.

I don't care if there's no reward for this I'm doing it anyways. Temmie is too cute to fight.

Oh, wait, the Tem Shop did update! Hooray for Temmie! Tem is so cuddly and smart and cute and awesome. I hug Temmie.

Uh, as for the Fight...

I rush over to I4, and attempt to reason with the Memories as to why they're trying to kill us in a time-compressed manner. We don't mean to harm anything, we just want to leave forever, but we can't leave forever without getting through here!

Because Ire said that the chances were miserably low that they'd listen to reason on the matter (humph), I dump a Sapsplash onto Regret in case they just respond negatively. Softening 'em up and slowin 'em down. I then retreat to K3.

Originally posted on 2015-11-07 06:49:00

Here comes a glass cannon new character!

Toast
24 HP
13 MP

6 STR (+1 from Frenzy A.)
7 AGI (+1 from Frenzy A.)
4 INT (+1 from Mana Circlet)
-1 AC (-1 from Frenzy A.)

Misc. Health Regen (1). Mana Regen (2).

Weapon: Rifle (15-17 damage (from +6 STR)) 5 Range 1 Retreat. (RANGED)
WEAPON PASSIVE: Reload - Take one turn to reload after shooting.

Helmet: Mana Circlet +1 Mana Regen. +1 INT

Armor: Frenzy Aura +1 STR +1 AGI, -1 AC

Accessory: Healing Aura. Health Regen (1). Mana Regen (1).

Skill: Telekinesis.


Hey y'all, it's Toast as known to most. Saw the post on TCF and decided I have enough time right now. I have no idea whats going on right now, would someone be able to fill me in or direct me to where I could find out (Not to be confused with not reading the rules or first post).

Originally posted on 2015-11-07 08:39:00

Throw the glitch fruit at F9

Originally posted on 2015-11-07 14:46:00

I move to K9 because if I moved to K7 I'd be screwed by Regret!

Originally posted on 2015-11-07 15:36:00

Move to G8, Wide Beam to the left, and retreat to I8, unless retreats don't work with non-melee attacks.
Oh, and I sincerely hope we can actually reason with Glitch Tem, especially after its latest passive.

Originally posted on 2015-11-07 16:07:00

>Odds are, you can't reason with these things. They're Chaos's memories, and they even tried to KILL Chaos himself. He only left them around because they'd make good guards.
>Also, the Temmie College was bought; I simply forgot to update it. As per usual. Temmie now has two new items for sale; go check them out!

Toast / DoctorsHateHer, it takes 3 Skill Points to level up STR / AGI / INT once. Just take that into account when making your character. I'll put a recap of what's happened so far up soon; after I hopefully stomp Herobrine in DTG0.

-PLOT RECAP-
...there's a plot?

Anyway, after the events of the OP, everyone fought their way through an arena for Chaos's amusement. The players slaughtered waves of foes, and eventually fought Chaos's ace-in-the-hole, the Origin Creeper. After like only one death, the Origin Creeper exploded, blasting the arena to bits and allowing everyone to escape! They made their way across a bridge to the Recollection Woods, as Chaos tried to forcibly rip you from the Mindscape. (It failed.) As everyone crossed into the woods, Chaos warned them about "his friend"; someone who apparently slaughter everyone with ease.

In the Recollection Woods, the players fought through mostly spiders; seriously, they killed like at least twenty glitch spiders. After lighting the Spider Matriarch on fire, it fled downwards, causing a fraction of the forest to burst into flames. The players put that out, and went eastward, finding a grave, presumably belonging to the Sleuth. However, as Redstone rudely found out, there was no body. And as the players did things, they felt waves of something come over them. Whatever they did to the Sleuth's things would determine their Judgement in the end. Meanwhile, inside a woodland cabin (which was later stolen by engie), they would find the Clentaminator; a powerful weapon that would let them enter the Memoir Cave! Around the same time, a group of three players, Piono, Tazz and Darkside obtained the Green Solution, a tool essential for using the Clentaminator.

Meanwhile, Wilson went to the edge of the woods, and met a girl made of glitch. Her intentions are unknown, but she seems nice enough. Eventually, Pit destroyed the Cavern Plug, allowing them to enter Memoir Cave. However, inside were-

...wait, we're at this part right now.

Originally posted on 2015-11-07 16:21:00

Has anyone noticed the Chaos log depository? It's directly above the Tem shop, which I saw Ire update.

Hey... what if we leave a joy alive? Wilson can restore its MP to prevent it from turning into a regret quite as soon. That would buy us 1 or 2 extra turns. I'd like to try keeping joy2 alive, considering joy1 already got a wide beam to the face.

Willow moves to square H9 and dragon fire blasts at square D8.

Then, Wilson moves to H10 and uses telekinesis to throw hate1 into the hole at E7.


@DoctorsHateHer: We're currently fighting a bunch of memories. Apparently. So we need help in killing them all. Or maybe all but one.

Originally posted on 2015-11-07 16:32:00

Move to (J6).

I use Telekinesis on Hatred 2, and move him/her/it/tem to (E6). INTO THE CHASM WITH YA!

Originally posted on 2015-11-07 16:45:00