TemsFour generally causes a lot of cheese tactics.

EDIT: "you're a cheese tactic"

EDIT2: (also I meant for Light to be healing me when I damage an enemy with it, rather than healing allies)

EDIT3: Redstone, I suggest you teleport to R6, move to N6 and use Bullet Hell southeast. You probably won't get a better chance to use it.

Originally posted on 2016-07-26 02:29:00

TemsFour is a cheese tactic.

Originally posted on 2016-07-26 03:12:00

Temsfour is literally the cheese that goes on cheese pizza

Originally posted on 2016-07-26 07:33:00

Yay.
I take 1 cardboard shred and de-usefulify it in to 29560212490325713402345702345020158347 Uselessness Molecules. I then compress 2.3900531^36 of these Uselessness Molecules in to 523450 Usable Uselessness. This is an item which can be infinitely used in a turn and using it does not affect your item usage.
-On Use: Nothing happens.
-On Use on Enemy: Nothing happens.
-On Use on Ally: Nothing happens.
-On Use on a 2'4"African Sand Boa that was struck by lightning on its birthday, when its birthday was on an election year at the same time as a supernova occurs in the Milky Way: You take 1 damage.
-On Use on Encryption: Spawns 1 Useless Bit of Matter within a game of DTE. This Useless Bit of Matter has 1 HP and is extremely easy to destroy.

I use 2453 Useless Uselessness on the Encryption, therefore spawning 2453 Useless Bits of Matter in the DTE game. They fall randomly down. One hits the Encryptmodder in the head for (0) damage. Given that he noticed it, the Useless Bit of Matter takes (85324543896252340523457623405778156275681235402) damage.

---DTE---
Teag joins the DTE session after that. He begins a charge for "Project": SUDU. (1/5)
He also starts another charge for a ICAMBSM. (1/5)
Teag himself hides under a pile of 574 Useless Bits of Matter.

[AE]Teag: HP 21/21
[N?]Useless Bits Of Matter: HP 1/1 (x2452)

+3 to Darkside's shenanigans.

Originally posted on 2016-07-26 10:55:00

Ya know, honestly, I'd rather we kept the cardboard shred. It's useful for trolling enemies that have Derivation-type attacks.

Originally posted on 2016-07-26 11:16:00

/nooooooooooopelemental
@teag: The UBoMs would actually be [???], as they do nothing.

@ire: Yeah, TemsFour is pretty OP. I vote for buffing Melody. That way, TemsFour clones can't use it, but it's still pretty good. No infinite loops for Tem clones. Temmies are sad.

@tazz: I SIDE WITH CHA\o/S WITH THIS \o/NE. F\o/\o/TAGE \o/R IT'S FICTI\o/N.

Originally posted on 2016-07-26 11:21:00

Well, I don't want to screw up Ire's current plan for the updoot because he's probably moving everything around right now.
/null

EDIT: Damn, I have fast hands

Originally posted on 2016-07-26 16:52:00

"Fite me brah
Or just hide behind your little anti-anti-virus software. That works too."

Dark Phantom (4/4) (+3 Teag) DONE (Wow, that was the fastest thing I've ever charged lol)
Superadmin (1/5)

Soon after Teag appears, a darkened vortex appears within the lines of code holding the DTE battlefield together. A wraith-like figure flies out at blinding speeds, and joins our side.

HP: idunno, there's literally nothing to go off of.
50% evasion
Moderate damage

He rips through the anti-anti-virus's code.

I look at the Encryptmodder, and plan the best course of action.
...Which takes about a second.
And now to execute that plan...
...so I killed it.
After a while, I realize I have done nothing.
So I do something.
But what?
Sharpen a razorblade of course!
I use said razorblade to shave...
...off a few splinters from a wooden plank.
Those splinters then hit the ground.
Then I start a fire with said splinters.
But I realize I just wasted my time, and threw the entire lot of it into the code of a random virus. And because the anti-anti-virus software is a tool to remove antivirus software that removes viral software, but doesn't actually remove viruses itself, it fails to detect the blazing splinter virus rushing towards the Encryptmodder.
As the virus reaches him, the splinters stick to his encoded flesh, and penetrates through to his heart quite easily, leaving splinters where the hole is. As he regenerates partially from the attack, the virus does another sweep through his right and left lung, rupturing them and leaving even more splinters in them. They attempt to regenerate, but they keep failing from the splinters.

Then it pierces through its head, leaving splinters embedded within the Encryptmodder's skull. Normally it wouldn't be a big deal, if the splinters weren't the size of porcupine needles this time around. His brain was punctured in a few different places, and unfortunately, that's when the virus decided to move to more worthy code pastures, and leaves.
And then I burn the leaves.
And the splinters.
And another piece of wood.
And the razor.
And the dead plan.
And the splinters within the Encryptmodder, setting him ablaze for a bit.
While on fire, I push him into a conveniently placed pit of nothing.
Well, except a difficulty spike.
And that spike impaled the Encryptmodder right through the heart. Again.
And again. And again, as he tries to play a game with an astronomically massive difficulty spike.
That's loaded with spikes on the walls, floors, ceilings, backwalls, and frontwalls. Basically, it's a game with a lot of spikes.
Pain and a broken mind was all that remained in the Encryptmodder's mind.

---
I use Night Meld on the Shard Golem. If I am able to control it, ruin its day with a 50%.
Rin medicates me before being dismissed.

I then swap Summon for TemsFour, while also dropping my health and upping my MP by 1.
I also decide to replace Augment with Heal, as stupid as it sounds.


Originally posted on 2016-07-26 19:45:00

Okay, sorry ire, but it looks like I have to drop out of this session too in my effort to cut down on spending too much time in random places.

Because, annoyingly enough, it takes me longer to post here than anywhere else, like longer than it takes me to update other things.
Good luck everyone.

Originally posted on 2016-07-26 20:33:00

rip piono

Also, music for DTE: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vz4f7XHupgU

Originally posted on 2016-07-26 21:35:00

Since Redsotne can't move to N6, he teleports to R5, stabs the local sentry twice, then shoots it with his Head Sentry.
Anyone wanna move so that I can wreck the defenses?

Redstone joins DTE, then summons an axe. He then promptly hits the Anti Anti Virus Program a bunch of times.

Redstone Shock 1/5
Electric Elemental 1/5




Originally posted on 2016-07-27 02:18:00

Update's done! Strife-posts should be coming tomorrow.

Originally posted on 2016-07-27 03:23:00

(Special is ready! Who wants the summon to control? Since we're within range of the teleporters, we can always send them into the ship to hit stuff. Then again, extra manpower can let up so people can keep flooding the gates.

Also, summon is random on D6; it's not guaranteed we'll get the best for the "job" of the controller. The six are as follows with overview should it be needed:

- White Cleric: Has a one-target pesudo-(Guardian+Bless) and a heal spell, plus can divert attacks at nearby allies, making them great at tanking.
- Blue Sorcerer: Can stun, dodge boost, and gives a passive accuracy up to friends. Add that with a 25% dodge rate, and you have a real nuisance to take down.
- Black Cultist: Can inflict a splash Badly Poisoned, plus can absorb enemy HP and has a passive Genocide buff that can go up to 3 times.
- Red Destroyer: High damage + a damage boost spell + a self-destruct. 100% Boarding material.
- Green Mystic: Tile-based buff + stackable 1-use AC boost, and doesn't count tile buffs/debuffs in both parties for her attacks.
- Uncolored Merchant: All-around, with both an auto-dodge AND counter spell alongside alternating between a DMG/AC and HP Regen/Dodge buff.

Specifics can be seen here, for the curious: http://piratepad.net/ep/pad/view/ro.I6BSLUqJ0JH/latest )


Originally posted on 2016-07-27 03:37:00

Equip the Origin Flesh, thunderburst at E13, move/retreat to v16, then end turn.

Originally posted on 2016-07-27 03:45:00

I have fairly good micro-management, I could control the summon.

Toast moves to D11, attacks the Crystal Cannon, before retreating to E8. She also consumes the apparently existent(?) AGI Orb since no-one else wants it? Then, the logical thing is done and she slams the Vent Lid onto the vent next to her.

FC: bring it on!

Toast then talks to Bill about cloning mats in a perfectly calm and reasonable manner.

FC: hey bill.
FC: how much would it cost to clone hallowed bars?

Originally posted on 2016-07-27 03:54:00

You're no fun! YOU HEAR ME? NO FUN!

THROW SPECIAL AT B11 (which promptly throws it at F16)
CONTROLLER: Toast
TURN END

Great, Lyra's gotten herself stuck. I'll move to F11 to break her out of it next turn, and man the turret while we're at it to beat some of the ship down. And hit the monitor!

Originally posted on 2016-07-27 04:26:00

Tazz has asked me to essentially become Aaron, and copy his build and skill points, due to his power. I'm okayish with the prospect, but this is obviously something the GM needs to confirm.

also i'm the team traitor why does tazz trust me with aaron's points why not someone more trustworthy and more skilled

Oriko does the turrety thing on the Nightmare, directing damage to the Monitor. Kirika moves to G10.

Originally posted on 2016-07-27 17:07:00

Teag realises that Flowey is about to end his life, so he teleport to D11 and self-heals.
RIP Sentry.

Originally posted on 2016-07-27 17:36:00

I move to J5 and attack the tentacle.

Originally posted on 2016-07-27 18:26:00

I'll just stab the Crystal Cannon I attacked, again. Super Greed will fire a Railgun at the Nightmare. I also point out that Mortem Falace is nigh-impossible to survive if we're even scratched-if we don't have 1 AC it can kill us unless we dodge-and it can easily overcome that if we're even slightly wounded. Can we switch it out for a Grim Bolt facsimile instead, because a Range 4 instant-kill is no fun on a guy who's also the Assimilator (and who's designated instant-kill is by being in range-1).

@TOFS: Fire the other Railgun at the Nightmare, please.

@Oriko: You'll be boarding soon, if we can get you to magically inherit Aaron's abilities and stats. As such, plant Kikira where you are so she can manage the Turrets. Speaking of which, please have Kikira down the Shard Interceptors with the turrets.

@Mistri: Firing the Glitch Beam on crew-less ships is even less useful than firing it at the Nightmare. Please switch it out for tapping a Turret at it instead, as you start your turn next to that turret.

@Toast: I'm not sure if Bullet Hell works through Hardened Walls.

@Gladius: The Crimera can slide over to the Glitch Beams so they can start dealing 1 damage to everything. 1 Damage is not much, but it could just be the nick of damage we need to secure some kills.

@Cyanogynist: MOVE HEALERBOT AWAY FROM THE ZETTA TENTACLE THAT IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU NOW. We do not need Zetta becoming able to git gud.

@Splinter Helicopter: Fire at whatever Shard Interceptor is still flying. default to Shard Interceptor 1 unless your attack can potentially kill Shard Interceptor 2.

Originally posted on 2016-07-27 18:58:00