YAY DOP.
I cast FIRST!, annoying the hell out of everyone.
...shipped?
Teag: WHO WAS SHIPPED WITH GLADIUS GODDAMNIT
...
OPERATIVE!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted on 2016-06-12 20:25:00

"Well, Gladius is actually rather a nice girl, from what I've heard about her. So... whoever managed to get shipped with her is probably either very lucky, or very doomed by the fact that, eventually, everyone not from this mindscape may have to leave."

[small][small][small]"Also I'm kind of envious of whoever that person who got shipped with her is."[/small][/small][/small]

There's a beat as his comment is replied to.

"To the best of my knowledge, nobody has been shipped with Gladius yet, least of all myself."

[small][small][small]"I mean this isn't a shitty fanfic so shipping isn't going to instantly happen out of the blue, amirite?"[/small][/small][/small]

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Originally posted on 2016-06-12 21:49:00

Just missed a turn (Goddammit)

I move to E7 then use Bad Time to pick up a Drone 3 and throw it at at the Drone 2 geeettttttt dunked on drones.

Originally posted on 2016-06-12 22:23:00

Post's coming tomorrow. Simply no time today.

[small][small]ga: Can confirm, not a gorilla-y fanfic.
ga: There's also no time for shipping![/small][/small]

Originally posted on 2016-06-12 23:14:00

OK, so 'a memento of Chaos's' does fall under the description of the Infernal Torment we are currently not using, at all, and the bonus points might be we retrieve it later if she dies. The question is, is that sellable, or are we duking it out with these idiots.

"You do realize that in 4 turns time-one of which you will already have wasted listening to us-you will have to not only kill us in battle but then locate Gladius, all the while the rest of us are on the island and know where she is while you don't and can intercept your hindquarters all the way there, THEN kill her not-unguarded hind, which may also be terribly well-defended, THEN trying to get the escape pod back or try to outrun Zetta in our ship, and spoilers, you won't, so you'll be forced into fighting an endless wave of jerks two-to-infinity. If you've really wiped us, that's one less threat our lovely friend Zetta over there has to worry about as well, meaning he can focus more attention on YOU, and for all due intents and purposes we have no way to directly confront him without dying-do you? The answer is no. And that's just one mistake. Let's say we're tougher than we look, or Gladius took levels in badass, or the island's geography changed while you were out, or there were monsters out there to kill you. You'd have to deal with ALL of that in 4 rounds. Or Zetta. Have fun getting your soul sucked out by the soulless gorilla, I'm sure he'll really enjoy that. Or maybe he'll be mean and take Ette's instead like the sadistic gorilla he is? I dunno, that's a tangent."

"You are risking far too much compared to the safe option of just quickly going 'yeah yeah I accept' and leaving, now, without any casualties on either side and a potential ally in getting rid of the BIGGEST THREAT. We both hate Chaos, he's the REAL target here, an omnicidal jerkface who's allied with a sociopathic soulless gorilla, and together they're going to take over and/or destroy as much of existence as they can in their existential tempertantrum-and we're just freaking guinea pigs who might have a shot at seriously hindering his plans right now, however slim! Our sheer existence will take heat off of your hindquarters. Kill us and the forces meant to take out a squad of 15 people, give-or-take a few, will now be freed up and free to be directed at you. Gladius-look, I don't know what beef you have with her, and I quite frankly do not care. Kill Gladius and all of the mindscape's only going to get more unstable, more impossible to traverse than it already is, and Chaos is going to get more ruthless in exterminating you instead of re-imprisoning you-with THAT, you have a slim chance of escape at a later date, but, as an anime said, 'people who are killed are dead.' or something. Even discounting that you'd have to go through a whole platoon of us just to get at her, I doubt your chances of surviving your revenge attempt are good, however justified. With that all said and done, and with only 3 turns to do everything I said, with all the massive downsides...Marron, a question. Do you really think such a stupid, apocalyptic risk that will not only involve a very slim timeframe to achieve that is likely to kill you in the process, however much you deny it, then afterwards sundering the mindscape into basically a completely different world with a more ruthless Chaos (which by the way could just collapse the island with you on it), and THEN try to escape, as opposed to JUST ESCAPING NOW, is actually worth it for some piddly revenge?"

"...I don't think Ette does." I say, gesturing to the clearly-uncertain Ette.

"We have time now, Marron, and time enough to decide calmly. With all the points laid out, what's it gonna be, Marron? Try and take down all of us as well as Zetta and Chaos later, two monstrously powerful entities? Or just walking off now and accepting that you can accept freedom from Mr. Crazypants McOmnicidal and call that a major win anyways? I'd offer to join the crew, but you and her don't get along enough to earn my trust on that much."

I am ready to engage Strife, and dodge the two of them if the need arises with my reflexive 12 AGI. Someone else offer her something if it comes up.

Don't count it with this update, Ire, I have plans...

Originally posted on 2016-06-13 01:16:00

I ship Gladius with the ship.

Originally posted on 2016-06-13 10:37:00

Tazz, we have 6 lesser memory orbs that have basically no use and I was previously planning on using them as hand grenades just to see what would happen. We could hand her those to start off our relationship.

I fire the spire through the two secretaries in the Clearing, taking advantage of it's "pierce through ANYTHING attribute" by firing from the north and aiming at secretary #2.
Boom, everything shot.

Originally posted on 2016-06-13 16:16:00

We need something IMPORTANT to Chaos. Those Lesser Memory Orbs might be memories that he doens't care for at all and it would be too long to check all six for a winner. Is there any other thing we could give her that we can ascertain to be important to Chaos, however slightly?

Originally posted on 2016-06-13 21:21:00

SHIPPING AMOUNTS EXCESSIVE, DATABASE DOES NOT RECALL FORUM GAME TO BE A DATING SIM

ERROR 404, AN ERROR HAS OKUUED

(srsly, I see some jelly people over Gladius being shipped... Its hilarious)

Originally posted on 2016-06-13 22:08:00

DarkSide gives Secretary 2 a cold, hard death stare.
"You think you'll get your way? I think not."
He moves to (I12), Trueforms the Secretary (this uses up the Augment), hurls a Gaia Knife at it (this does not use up the Augment), and retreats to his original position.

"Someone mind bopping this secretary with another Gaia Knife and/or attacking or something?"

Originally posted on 2016-06-14 04:18:00

Obligatory "update's done" post, because I forgot.

Originally posted on 2016-06-14 05:02:00

I attack the secretary.

Originally posted on 2016-06-14 16:13:00

I just go back to the alcove and heal. I also use chaos scale fragments to upgrade Beam permanently.

Originally posted on 2016-06-14 16:29:00

That could have gone better.
Teag: U WOT M8S?
I once again punch the G. Crimera 4 in the face with the fist of Kabuto. I then perform a move-retreat combo back to N7, consuming THE FINAL COUNTDOWN GIANT OREO!!!

Originally posted on 2016-06-14 18:40:00

MOVE: G5
ATTACK: Secretary
APPLY: Primed
RETREAT: D7

Well, that Secretary's done for. Time to focus down that last one, and it shouldn't be that hard if we can get the Origin Creeper over here alongside Darkside's insane damage output.

I'll move to G9 and try to guarantee the Origin Creeper is safe by throwing a splinter towards that secretary to forcibly attract their attention.

Originally posted on 2016-06-14 19:33:00

The Operative glances around, going back to his usual silent self, then glances down at the Secretary 2 lying all prone on the ground. There's a pause. He proceeds to decapitate the secretary, because anti-prone advantage and high crit chance are a lethal combination. He then runs off to J12, or K12 if the former is occupied, and stands there to stare intimidatingly at the two Crimeras. Cause, ya know. Zone of control won't let them through.

Originally posted on 2016-06-14 23:25:00

[i]DAMAGED SUSTAINED, LAUGHABLE

PROCEEDING TO MURDER TARGET

NotMary decides to finish off the Secretary with another attack, or Big Punch if its possible
(unless its already dead, then he guards instead)

Originally posted on 2016-06-15 01:10:00

>EXAM-O-PAUSE: BEGIN.
This is it. Updates will be SUPER SLOW until the 27th, when things stop going to hell and I can properly procrastinate again.

[small][small]WHO THE GORILLA ARE THESE PEOPLE IN THIS TEXTBOOK GEE IT'D HELP IF WE DIDN'T SKIM OVER EVERY RIGHT MR [REDACTED]? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/small][/small]

Originally posted on 2016-06-15 02:15:00

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Good luck with your exams, Ire. You should know us by now; we'll be patient... right?

Originally posted on 2016-06-15 02:31:00

Good luck to you, man. I'd say that my finals are already almost over, but...

I'm stuck in a spaceship several hundred years in the future. How can I do finals?

/null

Originally posted on 2016-06-15 02:42:00