Aaaaaargh. That...seriously hurts. I need to get away from this teleporter before I can't even move anything.

...

If this doesn't work as I hope it does...forgive me for this.

MOVE: D2
BLADE RUSH to reach H2
TURN END

There's no way I'm going to beat this thing in a fair fight. ...Wait, I actually have stats in the thousands, why do I need to fight this fairly?

...What's that? Gameplay balance? I thought that never existed in DTG! ...Okay, fine, I'll play by your weird ruleset.

I take a dash to F7 by going through the door so I can safely restore some HP by guarding. After all, that Giant only has 1 HP and no dodge chance, I'm sure Kirika has got this!

Originally posted on 2016-05-10 04:25:00

Yeah, I'm seriously going to need some help here. Help would certainly... help.

ANYWAY, I move to (G2), pop Dragon forme, pop Trueform, and smack the core.

Rin does her first ever damaging attack, by scooting to (H10) and cherry-tapping the Giant. She retreats to (I9).

The Glyph heals whoever needs healing.

Originally posted on 2016-05-10 17:04:00

I2, guard

Originally posted on 2016-05-10 17:08:00

I move and blast chaos hax0r 2

Originally posted on 2016-05-10 19:20:00

Kirika looks at the Glitch Giant, pokes it with a claw. It falls over and dies, because if it doesn't die, at 1 HP, I, the narrator, will be very surprised. Kirika will be even more surprised. Oriko glitch beams the Hostile Containment Ship.

Originally posted on 2016-05-10 19:38:00

@Ire: You forgot to put reloads in. Railguns should be good to go, Missile on 2/3rds.

@Usual Suspects: Railguns, go!

@Glitch Crimera: TP onto the HCA at L11 and move to M10. Guard. Make the dumb thing's day already.

@Battlefury: Full Turret the Boulder Drone. Please.

@Gladius: Glitch Beam HCA.

@Mabuz: Full Turret on the Boulder Drone. Please. If Boulder Drone is already rip, shoot HCA with second shot.

@Laser Drone: Zap the HCA.

@Redstone: All attacks on the Chaos Haxor right next to you! Please include your helmet's attack in that, as that could one-shot the dumb thing.

@Toast: D2, Shred Glitch Giant 3. Wait for Patch to edit his post.

@Patch: You realize you can move through allies, right? You can just move over to H2 without Blade-Rushing our hindquarters, doubly so thanks to boosters. Give the 3rd Glitch Giant a Curse and move away if that's what you want.

@Soup: Move in, TP onto the HCA at some point you feel desirable. We NEED to appease Mr. Origin.

@Engie: Do stuff in the mysterious spoop zone already!

@Oriko: Please have Kikira murder that Glitch Giant.

@Pricey: Your special would be much appreciated closer to the teleporters, if you could move closer to there.

Super greed will move to K2 and fire upon the 5th Glitch Zombie. Ire, for balancing reasons, may I suggest that Moneymoneymoney will now have a chance inversely proportional to how many times it procs to get more money(moneymoney) from a kill? Next attempted proc would be 1/3rd.

In case Kikira gets a sudden case of listening to Oriko while she's suffering from mind control, I move up a space and kill Glitch Giant 2. In case she's merciful on this, I instead move up to F12 to toss a card at the 2nd Chaos hax0r.

"I thought we went over this, Origin Zombie, you have a restraining order to never be within five miles of me! Five miles! This is NOT Five Miles!"

Originally posted on 2016-05-10 20:09:00

QUOTE (The_Nonexistent_Tazz @ (time=1462907344))

@Patch: You realize you can move through allies, right? You can just move over to H2 without Blade-Rushing our hindquarters, doubly so thanks to boosters. Give the 3rd Glitch Giant a Curse and move away if that's what you want. "I thought we went over this, Origin Zombie, you have a restraining order to never be within five miles of me! Five miles! This is NOT Five Miles!"

((ZoC would block my movement, but I've been given confirmation Blade Rush ignores that. Plus, it specifically says that the damage only works on foes.))

Originally posted on 2016-05-10 23:18:00

I attack C Haxor1 Twice with Twin Joy, and then with my hat sentry.

Originally posted on 2016-05-11 00:03:00

Siria shoots Glitch Zombie 1. Saving Overclock for a more dire situation.

Originally posted on 2016-05-11 00:07:00

Mabuz moves to G10 and casts Grim Bolt on Kirika. He spends an additional MP to have it bounce twice. Considering how the only other damaged player within range of the bounce is Mistri, I can safely assume that the second bounce will damage one of the two adjacent enemies since he has 8 INT.

Originally posted on 2016-05-11 00:30:00

I move to C2, teleport to D11, then move towards Darkside.

Originally posted on 2016-05-11 00:54:00

We need 4 people in the HCA, otherwise Origin Zombie is gonna go rage. I don't know if summons will count yo.

EDIT: Yeah nevermind. I still think we need 3 PLAYERS though. I am unsure if that requirement has been fulfilled.

I also have my action done.

Originally posted on 2016-05-11 01:17:00

The text says only 3. We don't have that many options on who to board, so...

Originally posted on 2016-05-11 04:49:00

J5, Guard (Saving the Special until Boss Fight).

Originally posted on 2016-05-11 06:58:00

No update today.
Gotta love that end-of-class given busywork.

Originally posted on 2016-05-11 22:57:00

Turret the Boulder Drone.

Originally posted on 2016-05-12 04:16:00

Ya know, I've had my thoughts about respeccing and creating a new character with all of the stats I've managed to accumulate thus far. And I have come up with what I think is a fairly intriguing idea. I'll give y'allses a look at the weapon said hypothetical character would wield. And yes, I already know that the weapon passive doesn't let my crit chance scale to 100%. Shut up.

Operative's Katana: (8-9) damage, 1 range, 1 retreat
WEAPON PASSIVE: Graceful Slaughter. Every point in INT increases critical hit chance by 4%. Every point in AGI increases critical hit chance by 2%. This weapon's damage scales half with Agility as well as fully with Strength.

Originally posted on 2016-05-12 05:36:00

>Better name for the passive: Coup de Grace.

EDIT: We'll need to respawn some people that have been dead for FAR too long. I'll rez Ventrus if he posts between now and my next post, just so I know he's active, otherwise I'll rez Engie/TEK. If something REALLY needs to be gibbed, then MAYBE I'll switch over to do that. Unlikely though.

Besides, Ventrus is pretty much perfect for this fight.

Originally posted on 2016-05-12 07:26:00

=TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND FOUR=

@Toast: I'll fix the Origin String thing.
@Engie: It's a fine concept, but I'd like to change the % of crit chance: this whole game generally uses d20's for crit / dodge rolls, and I'd like to not change that. That's also a pretty crazy crit rate increase, even at low levels of INT and AGI. As for the change, perhaps +1 Crit Chance (aka +5%) per 2 INT, and +1 Crit Chance per 4 AGI as well?

Toast switches for a Finale Amulet, while Mistri questions the existence of Game Balance. She's still pretty sure that it doesn't exist. Super Greed is nerfed in his money-getting chances, and Engie enjoys being dead. Maybe you should explore Zone ? while dead? You might get bonuses, or in the best-case scenario, SKILL POINTS.

=BATTLE: THE SHATTERED SKIES, TURN THIRTEEN=
Temmie is about to wreck the fabric of the mindscape. That is all.
...on a more serious note, the Hostile Containment Airship has grown guns, a Chaos Ray, and more zombies. Be ready.

Originally posted on 2016-05-13 00:47:00

Okay, how about one of the following:
Scaling changed to 1% for AGI and 2% for INT? Which builds up to, like, 36% crit chance max...
Scaling only affects minicrits?
Full crits only do 1.80x damage, instead of 2.00x damage, and minicrits do 1.40x damage instead of 1.50?

Although that change up there is pretty nice too.

Originally posted on 2016-05-13 00:56:00