F10, then revive Teag on my right. I also take this time to try to upgrade the Glitch Temmie... by duct taping the Cinder Claws to its front paws. This is totally a good idea. I then reinforce the Cinder Claws with Iron Ingots, and sharpen them.
...Might as well try to make some lightbulbs as well. I dump about 15 Shiny Round Stones onto the OCS, then take one of our infinite hammers and smash them all into fragments. I then take the fragments and craft them into blocks of gravel, then hammer those into sand. I then smelt the sand into glass, then shape the glass into lightbulb shapes. I then use some wire bits and iron to make the filament within the lightbulbs, and cap it off.


Originally posted on 2016-05-07 13:22:00

And not even our own freaking friends can be trusted. Okay. GOOD.
It appears Patch has not been given the critical information that Oriko was controlled.

ATTACK: The Giant that is somehow not moved
APPLY Fear
RETREAT: C2

I bet you're having a giggle there, funny mate. I'm going to enjoy cutting you to bits for that one.
Either way, how about I drain that Giant riiiight there at F12 out of their blood, huh? I think I need that health more then they do.

Originally posted on 2016-05-07 16:09:00

Well, shit. Siria fires on Glitch Giant 3.

Anyone near Glitch Giant 3, wail on it!!! You only have to burn through 25 HP because I'm shooting it, but unload everything you've got on it anyway! Talist, I'm looking at you, shove that Giant out of range with a cast of Earthbomb from actual you and then have Tem Hero shoot it for the kill. We cannot allow the walls to be breached!

Originally posted on 2016-05-07 18:18:00

@Talist: I don't care how suicidal this is, you are going to throw everything you have at Glitch Giant 3. EVERYTHING. We do NOT want a wall breach, those walls are just as disadvantageous to our enemies as I now realize they are to us.

If we can, I suggest a re-vote to get everything back into Generic's ship for reasons of having space and such, as these chokepoints have certainly prevented enemies from getting at our Core but is also making organizing the defense much harder. Or does everyone like the MW Anti as it stands?

@Sirira: FIRE YOUR RIFLE on Glitch Giant 3 to help Wilson kill that thing faster.

@Mabuz: Turret Twice the HCA, target the Glitch Giant.

@Glitch Crimera: Do as Mabuz does.

@Usual Suspects (TOFS/TD): Fire the Glitch Beams on the HCS!

@Toast: I have a better idea, if you don't mind (and doubly since Insert's reviving Teag anyways); just rev up your chainsaw for now and rush down the Glitch Giant with the boosted damage next turn.

@Teag: In case Toast doesn't listen (I'm not saying that's a bad thing), nail the Glitch Zombie you spawn right in front of.

@Numbersoup: Move up to D2 if Toast does listen, as Hitting the Glitch Zombie is YOUR job.

@Teag @Numbersoup: Either way, let Super Greed kill-steal you.

@Redstone: Please use your Turret head to make sure Glitch Zombie 3 dies.

Super Greed will Killsteal Glitch Zombie 1.

...Actions later. I'll slip to H12 to shove a card into Glitch Zombie 4 so Wilson has an easier time of things, then retreat to I10 as a precaution.

Originally posted on 2016-05-07 18:22:00

Oriko invests all of her skill points on INT.

Oriko realises that she killed one of her teammates. Not good. This is why you don't give your soul to Chaos. Kirika has no problems with attacking Mistri, because it was definitely Oriko's will, and Oriko's will is Kirika's will. Only, that wasn't Oriko's will. Kirika is not happy.

Anyway. Oriko moves to I5 and fires the Glitch Beam at the Hostile Containment Ship. Kirika claws Glitch Giant 2.

Originally posted on 2016-05-07 18:36:00

I stab Glitch Zombie 3 twice again. I use the Head Sentry on the G. Zombie as well to make sure it's dead.
If the G. Zombie is dead already, I use the Head Sentry to shoot G. Giant 2. Again.

Originally posted on 2016-05-07 21:50:00

Now that I'm actually alive, I take the time to move down a square and Portal Rend the GG(iant). I then moonwalk back to the closest spot to the teleporter that's open and I can reach and toss the final Giant Oreo in to my mouth.
Unless, of course, I somehow don't get revived, in which case I go South in Zone ???.

Originally posted on 2016-05-07 23:44:00

Hey, look what i found.

Attempts 6 and 7 detected. Coder's Log 2 detected.

You find a FREE SENTRY TURRET for the Ship! Now you can have TWO in the ship, if you felt like it!

Originally posted on 2016-05-07 23:49:00

@Battlefury: That sentry was looted a while ago.

Originally posted on 2016-05-08 00:17:00

I move to (C4).

Rin and the Glyph just heal what needs healing.

Originally posted on 2016-05-08 01:02:00

Probably no update today. Schedule is kinda weird today.

Originally posted on 2016-05-08 16:41:00

I rush to our teleporter, because we finally have an open pathway, and teleport to space D9 on the Pod, light-bolting Chaos hax0r1.

Now, I had an idea for an ammo type for the guns. I combine a mess of wires, and some of the lightbulbs that were made this past round into a contraption that, when shattered, instead of letting off a burst of light, lets off a burst of electrical energy, dealing electrical damage and having a small chance to stun in a small radius. (drop the stun chance if that's too overpowered for the crafting items).
Now, even though I don't have the weapon type required, the hax0r I just fired at may not be dead yet. I want it to be dead. I can handle one hax0r on my own (probably) but once there's two it becomes a bit more difficult, so I toss these new fangled lightning bomb ammo pieces at the core until hax0r 1 dies, which should be pretty fast because, 1. hax0rs have 75% weakness to lightning, and 2. all my lightning bombs will ALSO have lock-on damage. Too bad I can't give myself a lockon to the other chaos hax0r for next round.

Originally posted on 2016-05-09 14:05:00

I use the Teleporter to teleport to E9 of the Pod and use Guardian (because we are ready...).

Originally posted on 2016-05-09 18:54:00

I move to E2 and attack the glitch zombie, holding back.

Originally posted on 2016-05-09 19:24:00

=TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN=
Engie threatens to punch Chaos in the glitch-areas-that-should-not-be-elaborated-on ten times more than usual. This gets no actual response from Chaos. Insert then tapes the Cinder Claws to the Tem Hero, which somehow causes it to level up. It gains +4 MHP, a new skill, and a general attack bonus. Oriko also +1's her INT.

I am then given a reminder to do Coder's Log 2. Oops.

Insert also creates some lightbulbs with some shiny round stones. This consumes 15 Shiny Round Stones, 5 Wire Bits, and 5 Iron Ingots. Piono then creates some Electric Pulse Grenades; they're actually just grenades and not ammo types. This consumes all your lightbulbs, and 50(!) Wire Bits. I also fix Toast's damage. OOPS.

=BATTLE: SHATTERED SKIES, TURN TWELVE=
There's some Chaos Haxors, a new ruling in the rules section about controlling players who haven't acted in a turn, and a grouchy Origin Zombie who desperately needs friends in his ship or he'll get grouchier and end the world slightly. Get to it.


Originally posted on 2016-05-10 01:05:00

EDIT:

Hang on.

What IS the base damage for the Otherworldly Jadesaw? By the looks of it, it is 1-3 (because I have +3 DMG from STR and Origin String), which is absolutely absurd, since that basically means I have a worse Axe with +1 Retreat that I can only use 2/3 of the time. During that other 1/3, I can't cast spells and I lose 2 MP. Nor can I execute enemies below half health at any time. Plus there's the Mythril Ingot, which judging by it's description should do something worthwhile.

If you ask me, that actually seems pretty bad in hindsight.

Speaking of equipment, I swap Origin String for Finale Amulet, since the former is not actually supposed to work on me in the first place, the Jadesaw being melee.

Toast moves to D2, goes all kanaya-style on GlitchGiant 3 then shuffles awkwardly back to F2. NGAAAAAH plays obnoxiously in the background.

TC: Hell yeah.
TC: Eat it.
TC: Like toast.
TC: Eat toast.

Originally posted on 2016-05-10 01:49:00

Quick action post: Fire both turret rounds at the Airship if not already fired.

Originally posted on 2016-05-10 02:35:00

I quickly order Tem Hero to shoot Glitch Giant 3, then order Wilson Clones 1 and 2 to use Earthbomb on Glitch Giant 3 for good measure! That Glitch Giant must not breach THE WALLS!
(Talist, sorry about this, but you've kinda not posted. C'est la vie, and we can't let that Giant get the walls, .)

Originally posted on 2016-05-10 03:12:00

/thedefinitionofanullpost

Originally posted on 2016-05-10 03:23:00

I'd appreciate being alive.

Originally posted on 2016-05-10 03:57:00