Okay, you know what, we only have one lesser mana vial, tazz, confirm, is it okay for me to use in this case for another round of ()turn?

If it is indeed okay for me to do so, and The Broken is targetable while within the wall (they should be since I'm still right next to them, I should be able to see like a leg sticking out or something) I down a mana vial, cast ()turn, and then cast the rare, legendary and incredibly broken TRIPLE HEAL BEAM at The Broken. A massive shining white light of glorious healing energies forming a concentrated glow around me... yeah no, I'm too lazy to actually write a full attack for this in Chaos. Maybe another game where it would actually boost the stats. I then use my third and final turn's unused move to sprint into the inner circle of the ship.

If it isn't okay for me to use the lesser mana vial, I just heal blast The Broken once, then sprint into the inner circle.

If I can't currently hit The Glitched I electric slide my way up to D2, and self-heal.

Hold on, just to make sure, we can still use items as a move action right, because we had a lot of turns that worked based on that corollary in Zones 1 and 2 and need to make sure that's still how it works.

Originally posted on 2016-04-28 16:33:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1461857631))

Okay, you know what, we only have one lesser mana vial, tazz, confirm, is it okay for me to use in this case for another round of ()turn? If it is indeed okay for me to do so, and The Broken is targetable while within the wall (they should be since I'm still right next to them, I should be able to see like a leg sticking out or something) I down a mana vial, cast ()turn, and then cast the rare, legendary and incredibly broken TRIPLE HEAL BEAM at The Broken. A massive shining white light of glorious healing energies forming a concentrated glow around me... yeah no, I'm too lazy to actually write a full attack for this in Chaos. Maybe another game where it would actually boost the stats. I then use my third and final turn's unused move to sprint into the inner circle of the ship. If it isn't okay for me to use the lesser mana vial, I just heal blast The Broken once, then sprint into the inner circle. If I can't currently hit The Glitched I electric slide my way up to D2, and self-heal. Hold on, just to make sure, we can still use items as a move action right, because we had a lot of turns that worked based on that corollary in Zones 1 and 2 and need to make sure that's still how it works.

Go ahead, you are green for takeoff. Use the Mana Vial. Kick ALL the donkeys.

Originally posted on 2016-04-28 19:30:00

QUOTE (The_Nonexistent_Tazz @ (time=1461831189))

Battlefury, I blame you.

I actually had no idea that i had the magical ability of IRECREEPER CONVENIENT WALL-IGNORING POWERS. And i was pretty sure i couldn't nullify walls in anyway, so that was an unhappy accident.

but seriously how the gorilla am i supposed to upgrade my stuff without spending good money if i cant craft plus the ban was obviously on crafting with dog.



I then go on STRIKE until the crafting ban is changed to "only dog" I demonstrate my going on strike ability by firing my turret at what equates to a useless enemy: the Cargo ship. And then blowing up rocks. I then realize the Glitched is messing with my gun, and continue not to care about the fact that i am probably gonna die the second that the Broken is unstunned. I would totem near the W enemys, but i only have enough move to stand on Krika, because one tile is fortified. Curse you, fortified tiles.

Actually shoot the kestral, i perfer to remain in one piece even if said piece has 0% integrity. Nevermind, aim one round for the Shield Drone and fire another at the Iris.

Originally posted on 2016-04-28 22:11:00

I vote we throw battlefury out of the airlock until he calms down.
I also vote that if things stop being so hectic, we throw tazz out of the airlock until HE calms down as well. Problem is tazz is more useful, so we have to wait until we don't need him before we an throw him out of the airlock to calm him down.

Originally posted on 2016-04-28 22:13:00

I vote I go charging into that new ship and use Battlefury as a battering ram to get through the doors without having to waste time shooting and reloading. Because beating an enemy with a player is totally a legitimate strategy.

Originally posted on 2016-04-28 22:14:00

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1461878094))

I vote I go charging into that new ship and use Battlefury as a battering ram to get through the doors without having to waste time shooting and reloading. Because beating an enemy with a player is totally a legitimate strategy.

It's only blunt-force trauma. I assure you, that such a mundane thing as blunt force trauma, is perfectly fine for the human body, and will not horribly backfire.

Plus i'd side to see the stats of a player as a weapon.

Considering my lack of STR, it'd probably not last long before you would have to expend something worthwhile to keep me in the proper shape.
/inb4 chaos turns me into a battering ram by way of narrative
/no irecreeper don't turn me into a weapon
/if you do turn me into an actual battering ram not a makeshift weapon

Also, i really don't see how tossing me out the airlock would inspire me to calm down, and honestly, so long as i dont suddenly start spamming the version of the elemental splash attack that hits allies, it really does not matter. Unless i decide to do that. In which case, this turn is the worst possible chance, because being a squishy mages means the best time to exterminate everyone is whenever i can take the first action. But seriously, why would i even do that? The ban on dog items was for a good reason. What i'm protesting is being banned from crafting at all, even though tazz himself said i was banned from crafting dog items.

Perhaps my usage of dog has given irecreeper Dog Trauma and caused him to be unable to see the word "dog"?

Originally posted on 2016-04-28 22:16:00

I move to L7 and teleport to the Second Lesser Ship (Hope I did not glitch this time... Stupid Glitch, Broken and T0AST D0G)

Originally posted on 2016-04-28 22:18:00

Wait, i know why tossing people out the airlock calms them down. Space/any vacuum, if someone is thrown out of an air lock, is made of calming syrup, sleep medicine, and an infinite supply of food cooked by chaos.

Originally posted on 2016-04-28 23:12:00

MOVE: Teleport to E9 on the Iris Gun, then move to C5 thanks to the door being deaded by friends
As nothing's in range without risking me rushing that core, no attacking.
RETREAT: E6

Now that I think about it, maybe I should use my next "upgrade" to give myself a way to transfer my HP to allies...
But that might consume MP on top of all the HP I lose.

Mmmmmmmmm.

Either way, I move over to E10 in order to strike at The Glitched.

Originally posted on 2016-04-28 23:26:00

I guess I use Healmore at B9.

Originally posted on 2016-04-29 01:43:00

Items are still a free action. Hydra mask is resistance to elements.

Originally posted on 2016-04-29 01:46:00

Well, my death was not in vain.
I have a question: The "Everything Resistance" the Hydra Mask provides is a little non-descriptive. Does that mean 25% resistance to everything, or just 25% resistance to all elements?

Originally posted on 2016-04-29 01:55:00

RIP Me

Originally posted on 2016-04-29 01:59:00

Oriko and Kirika both attack T000AST.

Originally posted on 2016-04-29 06:29:00

Edit to my action that I'm too lazy to make: If T0x#ASTY D0G is dead, hit the Glitched. I'll wait for it.

Originally posted on 2016-04-29 07:16:00

If Broken is not healed by Piono's action, I heal Broken.
If it is, I move to B8 and stab Broken twice. Sir Shooty Turret (Yes, I'm going to call it that) also attacks Toastydog. If that dude's dead, it attacks Broken also.

Originally posted on 2016-04-30 01:01:00

=TURN ONE-HUNRDRED AND NINE=
The GM decides that he should add a Magichange spell of sorts; a spell that lets people become weapons for a bit. That'd be cool. Chaos then explains that you're not in space. But he can make that arrangement, if you somehow scoop up a 50-post charge for him to use. Really, I just have a bit of text here to make it look professional.

=BATTLE: THE SHATTERED SKIES, TURN EIGHT=
Um, that's four people dead now. Might want to get to rezzing the fallen before things get dire with one turn remaining. There's also a new ship inbound; doesn't look like the MOST urgent thing, thankfully. It just bites things lovingly. I can assure you that another large ship won't show up on Turn Ten of Shattered Skies. TOTALLY.

Originally posted on 2016-04-30 01:52:00

Toast ~toastslides~ to H5 and gets a massive 4x hit combob on allllll the enemies (by firing west). Whoo! She then dances over to I4.

AVENGERS ANTI-GLITCH RIFLE PIECES. ASSEMBLE.

They do so, at Toast's command.

Originally posted on 2016-04-30 03:26:00

Engie, murder S. Greed.

Originally posted on 2016-04-30 03:44:00

Well ok, the iris gun is going down this turn.
Why?
Because I move to (E5), Trueform the Core for [big][big]INSTEUNT DEAF[/big][/big] (Assuming leaving my AUGMENT there wasn't a mistake), and if it didn't kill, retreat to (D5). If it doesn't die, someone cherry-tap it. (Welp. I tried.)

Also kinda want to change Rin up a smidgen. Like "switching her attack style to ranged" smidgen.
But either way, she moves to (G4) and Medicates Gladius.

The Glyph also zaps Gladius.

Also, this isn't good. We're taking heavy casualties.

-sorry had to edit the post for actual comic sans
-ire. yes, you have aug.

Originally posted on 2016-04-30 04:01:00